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- Last season
on "Paris in Love"...

What's up, Las Vegas?

- I'm the luckiest guy
in the world, aren't I?

- Yes.

- You're supposed to say,
"I'm lucky too."

- He had "save the dates" made.

- What?

This looks like
a dog's birthday party.

[dog yips]

This is, like, my wedding too.

- I don't know how she's
gotten it into her mind

that my wedding is her wedding.

- She doesn't even like
to be bothered

with details, you know?

- But I'd like to have
an opinion...dear.

I've been having
the nightmares again

that I'm back in Provo,
calling Mom,

begging her to get me out.

Today I come here not as
Paris Hilton,

but as a survivor.

I was strangled,

watched in the shower
by male staff,

thrown into
solitary confinement

in a room smeared in blood.

[applause]

- How come your mom didn't
show up tonight?

[tense music]

- She was supposed to,
but obviously,

she hasn't seen
the documentary yet.

And she's almost in denial

because she doesn't want
to believe it.

Are you ready
to watch my movie?

- Oh. OK.

* *

- That was hard.

- We only did this to save you.

You would do that
for your baby.

- Carter wants
right after the wedding.

That's why we're rushing.

- It's our wedding day.

[all cheering]

- Carter is my everything.

- Ugh. I guess it's
preparing me for fatherhood.

- I can't wait to be a mom
and start a family.

But I also get kind of nervous,

because I just have
such a busy life.

And I know I'm gonna have to
give a lot of that up.

[clothes shuffling]

[chuckles]

OK, so the camera is there.

Make sure it's recording.

OK.

Hold on.

I look so pale.

Let me do it one more time.

Sorry, I'm such
a perfectionist.

It's not normal.

So I just got home,
and Carter just told me

that I am going to be a mom

in less than 48 hours.

[chuckles]

[car door beeping]

This is amazing.

We're gonna be parents!

- I'm so excited.

His name is gonna be Phoenix.

I've always wanted
to name my children

after cities or states
or countries.

When I told Carter the name,
he loved it.

I just don't even know
what to expect.

- Are you scared?
- Like, I know to expect

a baby, but I have never
had my own baby,

so I don't know.

The surrogacy process,

it was definitely
a difficult decision to make,

because I would have loved
that experience

of growing the baby
in your tummy

and feeling the kicks and just
all of those exciting moments.

But my life has just been
so public.

So even though the baby

is biologically
mine and Carter's,

we decided to have
a surrogate carry him.

- Can't blow our cover now.

We've done such a good job.
- [chuckles]

Literally no one knows.

No one in this house knows.

None of the people who work
at my media company know.

My friends don't know.

My own family doesn't know.

- The car seat person was like,
this is the paparazzi shield.

I always make that joke,
that no one ever needs it.

But I was like, well,
we might actually need that.

So can you show me
that feature one more time?

- But he doesn't know...
- He doesn't know.

- That it's now.
- No.

I don't think it ever hit me
we weren't gonna tell anyone.

That was really Paris.

My initial inclination was
to tell my family

and get everyone excited.

Hers was to kind of
hold the secret.

But she's had
to go through life

having to protect herself.

So I was gonna do everything
I could to be a good teammate.

Not have my mom and my sister
and my dad and my brothers and,

like, my whole family there,
but I just--

[midtempo pop beat]

* *

I know that it's inevitable
one day,

but I'm not even
gonna tell people

when he is born right away.

I want to try to keep it under
wraps for as long as possible.

I don't know how long
I can last.

- I'm so excited.

- All right.
We're having a baby.

* *

[upbeat music]

- That's for Easter.

- Dog clothes.

- Hey there, Paris,
we gotta keep moving.

OK, focus.

- I am.

- OK, but you're in
the bachelorette section.

- Glitter banner, boy.

- Oh, the little babies.

Oh, cute.
- All right, ready?

- [laughs]
- They need more customers

like you.

Jesus Christ.

- I'm here to save the economy.

- [laughs]

- * Tell me you'll stay *

* And I'll be
right by your side *

* I'll be right by your side *

* And I'll be
right by your side *

* *

* Now you're dealing
in diamonds, oh *

* Don't you see that
I'm shining, yeah, oh *

* 'Cause when you're with me,
baby *

* You are getting everything *

* Oh, oh, oh *

* Everything *

- Favorite 2000s trends
and why I love them.

- Three, two, one.

[bright music playing]

- Tracksuits.

Tracksuits are so cute
and comfortable.

But always wear ones
that are colorful,

or else you'll look like
you're actually

going to the gym.

Ew.

Last year was so hectic

with planning the wedding
and everything

that I'd hoped
my life would calm down.

But honestly,
with my clothing line,

the launch of
my 29th fragrance,

and writing my memoir,

my schedule has just been
out of control.

I've always been a workaholic,
and it's always been nonstop.

I never say no.

I don't know
what's wrong with me.

I think it's the ADHD.

My brain is moving so fast,

and I'm constantly thinking
of so many ideas.

- And action.

- * Where are all
my boss ladies at? *

- Good. Keep posing.

Slight--slightly this way.

Perfect, OK. Just great.

- * My boss ladies be, yo *

* *

- Hi, baby.

- Working.

- What's this look?

- This is my new
tracksuit line.

- Do you think everyone's
gonna look that hot

in your tracksuit?

- Yeah.
- OK.

Go do the Tikky-Tokky.

- Love you.

What am I doing?

[chuckles]

Or am I making--
- They want--

- Yeah, doggies.

- Diamond, baby.
[smooches]

Ether.
- Ether.

There's so many
[bleep] coyotes here.

Like, I've seen coyotes.

Literally, one came
in my backyard,

grabbed my dog Tokyo Blue
by its neck

while I was cooking in here.

Literally, I ran to chase it,

and I couldn't get it in time.

It snapped the neck
and ran away.

- What?
- And then another time,

my neighbors cut their trees--

the people right here,
didn't tell me,

so there were stumps leading
into the doggy mansion.

My dogs--we were just having
the team meeting,

6:00 at night,
they were all in there,

like, Slivington, Baby Bear,
Princess Paris Jr...

- Oh, my God.
- And Prince,

and a coyote came and took all
of them except for Slivington.

- We need to put
your outfit on.

- Hey, Ether.

- Let me grab his outfit
'cause he looks beyond naked.

It's right here in this room.

- What?

Are you serious?
- Mm-hmm.

- Honey?

I will [bleep] lose my mind
if she's gone.

- I looked for her around,
but I can't find her.

- Carter, remember when I was
leaving this morning

for the doctor appointment?

Diamond Baby was trying
to come,

and you, like, put her in.

Did you actually put her
outside in the backyard?

- I think so.
- Babe.

- Where's she supposed to go?
- She's not there.

If she's gone,
I will lose my mind.

That will be like losing
my daughter and my best friend.

[dog barking]
- Isn't that her barking?

- It sounds like her,
but I don't know.

Oh, no.

[sighs]

Diamond?

Diamond!

Oh, God.

Diamond.

[tense music]

Ugh, [bleep].

Do we have a chip in her?

* *

I'm trying to think,
does she have a GPS?

Where is she?

- If my dog is gone,
I'm gonna be [bleep] furious.

Diamond!

- Well, then drive around
and look for her, please!

Please be in here.

DB!

Diamond.
- Diamond!

- Do you have her?

No? She's not over there?

Oh, [bleep].

Ugh, [bleep].

She better be out there
'cause I will lose my mind

and never forgive him.

[dogs yipping]

[sighs] Dad better find her.

- We'll find her. She never
goes far into the neighborhood.

- Oh. [sighs]

Let's just bring her inside
because she's so old.

It's, like, [bleep] up.

Oh, God.

[dramatic pop music]

Diamond Baby!

Diamond!

Oh, it's a squirrel.
I thought it was her.

Coyotes are everywhere.

She was probably taken.

- Paris.
- We haven't--

I haven't seen her at all.

- OK. I'm just saying,

just mucking around isn't
gonna find Diamond Baby, so--

- I thought she was
in the backyard

because you said you put her
out there this morning.

Babe, this is, like, my
favorite animal in the world.

- I mean, I know,
but just standing there,

yelling her name isn't
gonna find her.

- She could maybe hear me
and know I'm upset.

We need to [bleep] find her
'cause I'm gonna lose my mind.

- Paris.
- Diamond!

[downbeat pop music]

- * I don't know where I am *

* *

- I can't believe someone--
someone left the door open.

- Hey.
- What's happening, sir?

P is just upstairs, crying.

- [groaning]

- Woke up this morning,
P hadn't slept all night.

So these are the times when
I wish I could do

anything humanly possible

to get Diamond Baby back.
- I know. I know.

Have we called everybody
in the neighborhood?

- Yeah, I think between
your flyers,

all the Facebook groups
we've posted on.

They sent around an email to
the whole neighborhood.

Just how I expected,
by the way,

to start my move
and my new life.

Should we not move
into the new house?

Is this a bad sign? [laughs]
- Oh, my God. I don't know.

[upbeat dance music]

* *

[car door closes]

- [sighs]

- I love this house.

- All right,
in the new house we go.

- Yay, I'm so excited
for the new house.

- Careful, careful, careful!

Careful!

- Honey, I'm a pro.

- I think this house, for us,
is the next chapter.

It's the house where
we're gonna have children.

- What we loved
about this house was,

given she has
so many fans show up,

we really need to live
in a neighborhood

that has gates and security.

And my wife has
a lot of handbags,

a lot of sunglasses,
a lot of shoes,

and a heck of a lot
of clothes.

And so we needed a place
that had enough space.

- Yes.

- You don't look like
you're organizing.

It looks like you're just going
around on your cute scooter.

Wow, you changed the vibe
very quickly.

- You can get thousands of
Paris Hilton photo pillows made

just everywhere, basically.
- OK.

- [laughs]
- I like it.

They do life-size ones too.

- I have about two duffles
and four suitcases.

She has about...
eight moving trucks worth.

[scooter whirring]
Hello.

This is the neighborhood I've
always dreamed of living in.

And it's just
such a fun house.

It's kind of like the place

where all the kids are gonna
want to hang out.

They could do, like,
pool parties in the backyard.

They could play tennis.

It'll be, like,
the hang palace.

[crows cawing]

I'm feeling so many emotions.

I'm excited, but I'm also
just so depressed because

it's been two days since
Diamond Baby went missing.

- All right, Paris,
here you go.

- Loves it.

- OK, you go. Go organize.

- Well--
- No, no, she's coming back.

Diamond Baby is coming back,

because I hired
this woman, Babs.

She's the most famous
dog tracker,

supposedly, in the country.

She's on it.
She's like, my gut is that

she's 200 to 300 yards away
in a bush somewhere, scared.

- I don't know
what I'm gonna do.

I will literally not recover
from this.

- You are.
- I love her so much.

- She's coming back.

- Diamond Baby isn't
just a dog to me.

She's part of my family.

We've traveled the world
together.

We did runway shows,
fashion campaigns,

magazine covers, commercials.

She's just with me
through everything.

I haven't been able
to leave the other house.

Literally been sleeping
with all of the doors open,

cooking bacon on the stove
all night and having it simmer,

throwing my socks
and my tracksuits

all over outside the house,

just praying every night that
she's gonna walk in somehow.

- Gus had been
putting up flyers,

checking all
the Facebook pages.

We posted on Petco Lost Dog.

People don't keep dogs.
They're, like--

- Because they're not her.
- Man's best friend.

- She's in all of these
commercials right now.

Like, people are psychotic
and would be like,

oh, this dog is famous;
like, I'm gonna jack it.

- But then they're gonna
come back for their reward.

- Though I'm hoping that--
or they're just like,

I want to be cool and,
like, keep it,

and be like,
oh, my God, I have this dog.

Like, I don't even know.
Like, people are crazy.

- But we're gonna find her.
We're gonna find her, OK?

I got to go work. I love you.

- I bought Diamond Baby
so many presents yesterday.

- Yeah.
- All right.

- Um, I hate shots.

- I have it right here.

- [groans]

- Gonna do that?

- I hate this so much.

This hurts so bad.

Even though our surrogate's
pregnant with our baby boy,

I'm still doing
the IVF process

to create more embryos
for future kids.

I've been so open
about my IVF journey.

I've literally injected myself
in front of people.

I talk about it all the time.

I don't think
anyone suspects anything,

because they assume
if there was anything to know,

that they would know.

- Well, good thing it's only
once a day, right?

- No.

One, two in the morning,
and then, like, three at night,

every night for, like, weeks.

But I've done it so many times
'cause I keep getting boys,

and I really want a daughter.

I want two girls.

So I have enough
for a football team,

but this time, I want--

- But not for the cheerleaders.
- Yeah.

I need some cheerleaders.
Exactly.

- I'm here to support.

- [exhales deeply]

Oh, God, I hate this so much.

I have so many bruises from it.

I hate needles.

- I'm holding your hand
from here.

- Because when I was
at Provo Canyon School,

they would literally
chase us with needles

and, like,
do the scariest things, like,

literally threaten us
with them,

and, like, do weird things,
and, like,

do shots all the time,

and just--it was just so scary.

So I think now, I'm just like,

if someone even tries to do
a shot on me or take my blood,

I literally freeze up,
and, like,

they sometimes can't
get anything out

because I'm so constricted
and so nervous.

- I'll hold the shirt.

- Oh, my God, I'm so scared.

Ow.

Is it going in?

Yeah.

I'm, like, the slowest.

- I know!

- Like, painfully slow.

- It's hurting me too.

- Oh, it hurts so much.

I have to push it more.

Ow.

I hate this.

[gasps]

Ow! [bleep]!

- Are you OK?
- [exhales deeply] It burns.

I'm so hungry.

Are these real?

- [chuckles]

- No.
- No? [laughs]

- They feel so real, right?

- Oh, my God, they do.

[upbeat music]

[crowd cheering]

- Thank you all for coming.

I'm so excited to see you
all here

for the launch of
my 29th fragrance.

- We're at the new
Slivington Manor.

It's a pretty big house
with a lot of rooms.

- You're gonna be
such a glowing pregnant lady.

* *

- How cute are they?

- Where did you order
them from?

- Instagram.

- I've always wondered

who sees the Instagram ads and
actually shops through them.

That's you?
- This one. That's me.

[bright music]

- What are you eating?

- A healthy breakfast.

- [laughs]

- Can you measure Paris's wrist
for me for a bracelet?

- Done.
- Thanks, Daddy.

- All right.
Well, it could be Cheerios.

You don't know.
- We don't know.

- Cheerios?
- You don't know

what kind of bracelet it is.
- Froot Loops.

- It could be Froot Loops.

- Please, a girl, come.

Pray for girls.

The first time that I heard
about IVF was from Kim,

and she introduced me
to our obstetrician.

- IVF doctor.
- Oh, OK.

- [laughs]
- IVF doctor.

[fake cries]

- OK. You got it.

- I owe you Chanel.

Last year, we came back
from the honeymoon,

and then we kind of
started the process.

We interviewed a handful
of surrogates.

And we've just kind of
figured it out as we've gone.

- Bleeding.
- You are a tough cookie,

Paris Hilton.
- [fake cries]

I'm so incredibly grateful
to the surrogate

for helping make
my dreams come true

while I'm continuing
to do the IVF process

to create our second child.

Just having Zoom calls
together,

getting all the photos
of Phoenix growing inside.

- She's been there
every step of the way with us

because we weren't able
to tell anybody.

So we just kind of had
to figure it out.

This your new runway outfit?

[laughter]

Good boy.

Oh, my God, I can't wait
to have a baby girl.

Imagine the outfits.

Someone needs to make, like,
a sick baby line for boys.

- Yeah.
- Me.

[percussive pop music]

- * California living,
California me *

* This lavish life
I'm living *

* I love my Cali dream *

- This is the best neck cream
in the world.

- The what?
- The best neck cream.

- Really?
- Yep.

- Oh, I'm gonna need face wash.

- Put a little of that oil.

- I think you should
get yours microbladed.

My mom and I have definitely
gotten a lot closer.

But of course, she is
the queen of nonconfrontation.

And I think just everything
with the documentary

was such a shock to her.

I know that there's stuff
that we still need to work on.

It's just been hard.

- I got a call
from Miley Cyrus.

Her and Sia are gonna be
singing "Stars Are Blind"

on New Year's Eve...

- Oh, how cute.
- On her--

she took over for Dick Clark,

so she has, like,
the big New Year's Eve party

that Lorne Michaels produces
on NBC.

- Oh, wow.

- So she wants me to come out
and perform

and surprise everyone.
So that will be iconic.

[device whirring]

- Mm. Mm!

Mm. Oh, wow.

[bright music]

* *

- So, Mom, what are we gonna
say on this thing?

- What, are we cooking
something?

I don't know what we're doing.

- We're, like, talking
about the kitchen line

and how cute it is
and how everyone should buy it.

- Oh.

- I'm doing a video just saying
I'm about--going Live.

[festive pop music]

- Three, two...

- I am so excited today

to be here with my mom
on Amazon Live

to share my new cookware
and kitchen selections.

- And I am just so excited
and love, love the line.

Working with Paris is a blast.

I did this as her mother.

I didn't charge for her.
[chuckles]

You're gonna need things
like this for the tea.

- Tea?
- This is what you put

the tea in,
and then you let it steep.

- Oh, I thought it was, like,
a jingle ball thing.

- No, no, no.

Normally, I would not
be doing it

if I wasn't getting paid.

- Thank you for watching.

- That's a wrap.
- All clear.

[applause]
- Fantastic.

* *

- I'm really tired.

- [humming]

- What are you taking?

- The IVF shots 'cause I have--
- Oh.

- I'm getting my retrieval
surgery in two days.

Trying to get more girls

'cause I want to have two girls

so that the girl can have
a sister.

- Hi!

- [groaning]

I hate these shots.

This needle is so thick.

One time I put the mixing
needle in my stomach.

- No.

- No. What is it?

- IVF.

- But--well, yeah.

- You put needles
in your stomach every day

to make the eggs grow.

- Oh.

- It hurts so bad.

- Did you see my new bag?

- What is that?

- Dad got me that
for our anniversary.

- I don't really care
about those bags.

[downbeat music]

Ow, I hate this so much.

* *

Ow, [bleep].

- Feel this.

It feels like--is that pretty?

- Is that Oscar?
- It's a little Chanel.

- I don't know.

- Any time I bring it up,
she just always gets ADD

and changes the subject.

So I never talk about it
with her.

[dramatic piano music]

* *

I'm used to keeping secrets
from my mom.

I've done it my whole life.

I don't know,
I feel like having kids,

it's not something
that we ever talk about.

- Probably. She doesn't listen.

- You know what?
I just haven't eaten enough.

When you get nauseous,
you can't eat.

* *

[upbeat music]

- One of her puppies got out
of the house.

It's this really cute
Chihuahua,

black and brown
with a little bit of white.

We love her, and I was hoping

that you can tell me
you have her.

- Hi, Paris.
How are you, darling?

- Just missing Diamond.

- I'm gonna do everything
in my power

to get Diamond Baby back.

I put up this website

for people to contact
if they've seen her.

And we've just been getting
so many just weird responses.

Carter's like, literally,
tried to meet up with this guy

who said he had her
and was gonna bring her

to the Beverly Hilton Hotel.

He never showed up.

And he's just been
stringing us along,

asking for all this money.

Some people are vultures.

- Thank you.

[midtempo electronic music]

Ah!
[smooching]

You're cute.

Hi, Cutesie.
Oh.

* *

- All right, you ready to go?

- Yeah.
- I hope you wore pink.

- Obviously.
- Oh, whoa.

- I didn't have
any pink underwear,

so I have pink socks
and my pink sweatshirt.

- These are dope.

- Yeah, I do love this.

Let's rock as much pink
as we can.

- Oh, my God.

I was so pale
that I put spray tan

only on my face
and not my neck.

So I have, like,
a tan face and white neck.

- [indistinct]

- [bleep].
- It's OK.

I don't think it's gonna change
the procedure. Ready?

- I always wanted to be a mom,
but it was never the right time

because I didn't have a person

that I could trust
to do that with.

And before Carter,
I was actually planning on

just doing it on my own.

I already had my eggs frozen.

They were just eggs.

They weren't embryos,
meaning there was no, like--

I don't know if you can
say this word on TV.

Those things from the guy
and it goes in.

Starts with S.
[laughs]

There's, like, whales
that are called them.

[laughs]

Like, this is when I used
to get home from the club.

- [laughs]

- Just kidding.
- Yeah.

- [laughs]

Ugh, [bleep].

I'm so nervous.
I hate doing this.

- Well, I'm proud of you.

I love you. Come here.

- I love you.

[soft piano music]

- We're gonna have
the best family.

- I know.
- It's just the journey

we have to go through
to get there.

- [exhales]

* *

Like always?
- Always.

- [laughs]

- Because then it's like
I did it together,

so it's like a thing.

Whatever.
- It feels--yeah.

I really need to ask them
if they can

spruce it up a little bit.
- It's so awkward.

I hate it.

- Even, like,
a nice framed photo

or a potted plant in there,
I think,

would go a long way
for the gentleman.

- Can you guys build, like,
a penthouse hotel room?

[laughter]

- We've talked to Hilton.

We are gonna offer
a co-branded ejaculation suite.

We just feel like it would be
a little more conducive

to better outcomes.
- Oh, my God.

- All right,
let's rock and roll.

We got this.

- All right,
let's see, let's see.

There's that gorgeous
follicle right there.

Look at those.

OK. All done there.

Let's go get them.

- Let's go get them.

These are beyond.

You're extra.

- OK.
- All right.

[whispering]
You did 12. Good job.

- They put me
under the anesthesia.

Then they take these long
needles and take out the eggs.

I don't know exactly
how they do it.

All I know is that I just feel
like I'm in so much pain

for a few days after.

* *

- All right, P.

- What up?

- Best cycle yet. Good job.

- Thanks.
- She did amazing.

- I'm so out of it.

Thank you.
- You're welcome.

- Oh, you're going all the way.
All right.

Go in the back seat, P.

- OK.
- All right.

Thank you so much.
- All righty.

- Yes, can I get
one Egg McMuffin,

one hotcakes with sausage,
three hash brown,

a sausage McMuffin,
one Egg McMuffin.

Did I order that already?

Going into IVF,
I just had no idea

how hard it was on the female.

You know, the shots,
the bloating,

the mental part of it,
nothing prepares you for it.

Watching Paris overcome
her fears,

I think it just made us closer.

The IVF gods all know
what we're looking for.

They could see the bright pink
from the sky.

So I like our chances.

- * I don't trust,
I don't believe it *

* I don't trust but you *

* I don't trust,
I don't believe it *

* I don't trust but you *

- Nicky, I'm in the glam room.

- Hi.
- Just go through there.

- Hi. How are you?

- Good. You look beautiful.

- Thank you.

- What are those?

- I've been hanging out
with Kathy Hilton too long.

- Yeah. [chuckles]

- Did they send all the new
looks from Valentino yet?

- Yeah.
And I think it'll be fun.

It's, like, for their new
party girl collection.

So the vibe is just, like,
us getting ready, going out.

- I feel bad not telling Nicky
about the baby.

I really want to
talk to her about it.

She's such an amazing mom.

I know I could get
so much advice from her.

But she's been telling on me

ever since we were
little girls.

And my mom and her are always
spending so much time together.

So I just feel like
it would be hard

for Nicky
to keep that secret in.

- Let's get this show
on the road.

- Yeah, bitch.

[upbeat electronic music]

* *

- You look amazing.
Both of you look amazing.

- Are you still mad at her?

- Sort of, yeah.

I literally wake up to, like,

hundreds of stories, texts,
everyone writing me messages.

And then--at first,
I didn't watch the interview.

I only had read the quotes.
- Yeah.

- And I was just like,
what were you thinking?

I'm so upset with my mom
right now.

She just did an interview
with E! News.

They asked how I was,
and she said she's heartbroken

because Carter and I are
struggling to have a baby.

Like, she literally has no idea
what she's talking about.

- What kind of mom...
- I know.

- Do you think Paris will be?
- It breaks my heart,

'cause I know she is trying.

So many people, they struggle,

and it doesn't just happen
like that.

- I'd never even said that
to her.

Like, why did you say that?

- What was her reason?
- I don't know.

- And then I went to
a work event a few days later,

and they tried to ask me.

I was like, "Listen.

It's not my story to tell."

Like, no, you're not
getting anything out of me.

Goodbye.

My mom does have a tendency
to have loose lips.

I think she told someone
that I was having a girl

when I was keeping it private.

I'll occasionally send her
and my dad

videos of the kids at home,
hanging out.

They'll be on her
Instagram story an hour later.

And then I have to call
her assistant to delete it.

You know,
she does what she wants.

- I just hate when people talk
about me and make stories up,

and then especially
coming from my mom,

they're gonna assume it's true.
- [laughs] Mom.

- Don't realize she has ADD
and just won't answer,

not even think
before answering.

- She's so silly.
- I know.

I've literally never talked
about it with her.

She doesn't talk about
that stuff with me.

Did she even do that with you?
- Mm-mm.

- I don't know.
I'm just so used to seeing

other moms be that way.
- Yes.

- I literally just did
a retrieval surgery

for the IVF.

- And then what?

- And then I'm just gonna
decide what to do.

I'm so scared to, like,
be pregnant and give birth.

It just gives me anxiety.

- It's not scary.
- Sure.

- I swear.

- It's not?
- It's not scary at all.

- But you're, like, strong.

- A strong-ass bitch.
- Yes.

- Not only does no one know

that the surrogate's pregnant
with Phoenix,

but the secret's even deeper,

because I never
actually told people

whether or not I was for sure
gonna use a surrogate.

So nobody's suspecting
anything,

because for all they know,

they're just waiting
to see a baby bump.

[soft percussive music]

* *

- All right, ladies,
let's do this.

So this is a party vibe.

Cute, pretty.

Perfect. Great.

Fix yourself.
You're in the mirror.

There you go.

Come a little closer
to her, Paris,

even if you're a little bit--

- [bleep] you.
- [laughs]

- Oh, well, let's not do that.

That's cute, Nicky.

Love that.

Pretty. Yep.

Towards me, Paris. Yep.

Beautiful.

Okay, so go eat.

We're gonna take
this light down.

[upbeat music]

* *

- This is how Paris drinks
her drinks.

- Yeah.
- Squeezes everything.

- Isn't this normal?
- Let me close this door.

- What is it?
She--you slightly pop it.

- She's like the Hulk.
[laughs]

What is that?
- I just squeeze it.

- But what's the reason?
What does it--what does it do?

- Does it, like--
- It just tastes better.

I don't know why.

It tastes, like, sweet,
and just, like, not bubbly.

- So it takes out the fizz?

So you're just
getting the sugar.

- Yeah, basically.

I think we get a call today
from the doctor

to see if I got any girl eggs
this time

'cause we just did a retrieval.

- You have--
it's all boys so far?

- Basically, yeah.

- I mean,

I always feel like when
you have that many boys,

it's just maybe meant to be

that you have a boy first,
and just--

- Yeah.
- No?

- I feel like I wanna have...
- [laughs]

- True--a boy first
to watch after the girl,

because I feel like
so many bad things

wouldn't have happened to me
if I had a big brother

to watch out for me.

- I was like having
a big brother.

- Yeah, she definitely was.
- Yeah?

You were like having...
- A bulldog.

- Another strict mom.
[laughs]

- I was constantly
telling on Paris

whenever she was doing
something bad.

I still do.

[laughs]

Well, some habits never die.

- I was so scared of you
in the beginning.

- You still are.
- Everyone is.

- Yeah, you wouldn't
even speak to me

for, like, the first year.

[laughter]

- Some people
she still doesn't speak to

and she's known for a decade.

- Well, it's probably
with good reason, right?

- Yep.
- Yeah.

- It's a lot of people that
I don't even speak to anymore.

- Including me.
- And me.

- I know.

I feel bad, 'cause I just
never get to see anyone.

- Hello.
Then you make the phone call.

- I know, but then
I'm always traveling.

- I've had a friend--
a best friend,

traveled everywhere,
did everything,

all my most major moments,
everything comes back to you.

And then all of a sudden,
it's gone.

It's weird. It's like
there's definitely a void.

And I'm definitely annoyed.
- I'm sorry.

- She ghosts people.
- Yeah.

- I love Jenn so much.

She's been my best friend
since I'm 19,

and I totally understand
why Jenn's upset.

I've just been MIA
with so many people,

because it's just hard
to lie to people,

and people are constantly
asking me,

"When are you gonna have
a baby?"

And I'd rather just
not say anything

than have to tell a lie.

- I just miss you.
I miss my friend.

- I feel like--

- She hates confrontation.
- I know.

[tense music]

* *

[upbeat holiday music]

* *

- At our house, we used to--
did you ever do this?

We would pop popcorn, and then
we'd get thread and needles,

and we'd make our own,
like, popcorn, like, wraps.

- A what?
- I think it's safe to say

the Hiltons view Christmas
a little differently

than I did growing up.

You guys used
to just have someone come

and put up all
your decorations, didn't you?

Her family would always
have big Christmases

with all these people
at her grandfather's estate,

where we got married.

- Literally,
Santa's North Pole.

- I lived, you know,
on a dirt road on ten acres,

and we'd all wear
matching PJs.

Our last Christmas
without children.

- I know.
- So I'm just excited

to have that same thing
with Paris

and our future family.

Ready?
- [laughs] Yes.

[sighs]
- You're all holidayed out?

- * Oh, go, yeah *

- * Go tell it,
go, go tell it *

- * Go tell it *
- * Go tell it *

* Go, go tell it *
- * Oh *

* Go, tell it
on the mountain *

[vocalizing]

- Hi! How are you?

Nice to see you.

- * Go, tell it
on the mountain *

- I am Mrs. Christmas,

so it is very important to me
and to the family

that all my children wanna be
at the party,

and their friends do,
and my friends do.

- * That Jesus *

- It's a tradition here
at our house

forever and ever.

Nobody wants
to miss the party.

It's a lot of fun.

- * Jesus *

- Carlos, do me a favor.

Do I have food in my teeth?

Oh, my God,
I can't believe I'm mic'd.

Come on in.

Did Paris arrive yet?

- I'm usually the life
of the party

at these Christmas parties,

but tonight
all I wanna do is hide.

I feel like everyone here
saw my mom's interview,

where she basically said that
I'm having trouble conceiving.

Hi.
- You have got to help me.

- What?
- You have to help me.

- What happened?

- That's great.

I already called her out
about it, but I'm not gonna

bring it up again
since it's Christmas.

It's just a bummer, because it
just makes me feel like

I can't trust her right now.

I just want to look
in the mirror really quick.

- Thanks.
- [laughs]

- That's dope.
- Oops! [laughs]

- Hi, Kris.
- I brought Kim with me.

- Hi, honey. Hi, sexy.
- So I feel like an asshole--

- Look right here, please.
Look right here.

[upbeat music]

- Beginning of next--
not beginning, but soon.

Like, we wanted to enjoy
the first full year.

- The reason I said
what I said on E!,

I keep getting asked,

"When is she gonna have
a baby? When is she"...

And I was so sick
of hearing this.

And I know that she went
and did these IVF things.

You say you wanna have a child
and everything.

Where's the bump?

- When we are together
or we're talking,

we don't necessarily talk about
IVFs, or whatever you call it.

She'll say it very casually,

like, "I gotta be down
in Santa Monica,

because I'm going into"--

and we move on
to something else.

- Really good.

- No, not yet.

- Nah, we wanted
one year of marriage.

- I'm terrified.

- Tell her it's not that scary,

'cause she's really scared
about it.

- I just don't want to do it
at all.

- [sighs]
Everyone's asking me,

"When are you gonna have
a baby?"

Right now, I just wanna be
in a cozy bubble at home.

I just have such anxiety.

- Merry Christmas.
- I haven't seen you since

I was, like, five years old.
- I know.

I haven't seen you in so long.
- Merry Christmas.

- Merry Christmas.

[overlapping chatter]

- What's up? [laughs]

- I just needed to get away
for a second and breathe.

I feel like I've been in front
of the Christmas tree

the entire party.
- Yeah.

- I'm like, now I understand
how Santa Claus feels.

[both laugh]

I got a call today
from the cloning people.

- Cloning people?
- Yeah.

- What do you--
I don't understand.

- For Diamond Baby.

- What?

- I'm getting a clone of her.

- Did you have Diamond Baby's
stem cells?

- Yes, from when she got fixed.

I had them keep the cells,

just in case something
like this happened.

[curious music]

* *

- Um, call me old-fashioned,

but the way I grew up is

we have a pet and we love them,

and it passes,
and we bury it in the backyard.

So this concept of cloning...

is a little strange.

It's very on brand for her.

It's you, I guess. [laughs]
- Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

I saw your whole new
baby clothing line.

Did you bring any for me, dear?

- No.
- What?

- No.
- I've been shopping

for years for these kids.

- Like Mom? [laughs]
- Mm-hmm.

There's so much stuff.
I have, like--

literally,
my storage unit, probably--

I don't even know how many...
- I'm sure you do.

- Containers of baby things.

- Containers?
- Lots.

- [laughs]
- Like, my storage unit

is the size of Costco.

It's out of control.
- I believe that.

- So I get nervous, like,

having a family next year,
like, I literally am nonstop.

Like, how do you have time
for it all?

- There's no breaks.
I'm so tired.

- And I just got an email
from my doctor that

the embryos are girls.

- Me. [laughs] Yeah.

- Do you have, like,
baby's rooms and stuff?

'Cause I was at your house
today,

and all I saw was
sunglasses rooms,

closets, storage racks,
more racks--

- Purse room.
- Purse rooms.

- Those are my other babies.

We've literally kept
this baby secret

from all the people
that work out of my house,

so I couldn't even
have decorated this nursery

if I wanted to, because then
that would give it away.

No, the baby's room
is to the left.

Like, it was the sunglass room,
um, shoe room, purse room,

and then across the purse room
is the baby room.

- I missed that one.
- Yeah.

- * It don't feel right *

* It don't feel right *

* *

- * This is the life,
no rules apply *

* This is the real thing *

* Somebody can fly *

* This is the life *

[upbeat music]

* *

- Today is the big day.

We're just doing
glam right now,

and then headed over
to dress rehearsal.

I'm gonna be up on stage

singing my song with
Miley and Sia.

I'm excited. It's gonna be fun.

- You've got 15 minutes.

- Thank you.

- Yeah.

- What?
- Mm-hmm.

Like, right before the--
- Right before the countdown.

* *

- The ear things. Like, what--

this whole dress is backless,
and like--

- Yeah, it's gonna work out.
- Where?

I'll just have wires
all hanging on my back?

- No, it's gonna run up
your back, and just like--

just out of your ponytail.
That's what musicians--

- Ponytail?
I don't even have a ponytail.

- Under your hair--
we're just gonna do that.

That's what musicians do.
It's a thing.

- My mind's moving
a million miles per hour,

because this is
the last New Year's Eve

before I become a mom.

I really wanted Phoenix to
hear me while he's growing,

so I've asked the surrogate
to watch "The Simple Life,"

listen to my music,

and to watch this
New Year's Eve performance.

It's really important
for me to have

that connection with him
before he's born.

- I love you.
- I'm nervous.

- You're gonna kill it.

I am so proud of you.

- No real kisses till after
midnight because of my makeup.

- Oh, no.

Okay. Let's go.

You're gonna
absolutely kill it.

- * There's no holding back *
- You ready?

[Katt Rockell's
"Enjoy Your Life"]

Oh, yeah, she's ready!

- Yes!
- There we go.

The queen!

Whoo!

* *

- * Don't ever be afraid
to shine *

- Your phone is gonna blow up
once everyone sees this moment.

- Are you nervous, Paris?

- Very nervous.

Excited, but also nervous.

- * Just enjoy your life *

* Just enjoy your life *

* Just enjoy your life *

- Yeah.

- Yeah.
- It's broken.

[upbeat music]

- * What do I do?

- [bleep].

- Yeah.
- Perfect.

- * What do I do? *

- Teamwork makes
the dream work.

[cheers and applause]

- Four minutes.
- You got it, P.

- You got it.

- I don't know
when the last time

she performed her music was.

If I had to guess,
probably 15 years.

She's just nervous,
and she's worried,

and I get it.

"NBC New Year's Eve,"
what could go wrong?

- [laughs]

[cheers and applause]

- Close it up. Close it up.

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Just hold me.

- Yes, come on!

[lively music]

- Is your pack on?

- * Oh, no, oh *

- Ready for this?

[bleep].

[cheers and applause]

[Miley singing indistinctly]

[lively music]

- Good. Have fun.

- Kill it, bitch.
[cheering]

[Paris Hilton's
"Stars Are Blind"]

both: * Maybe I'm perfect
for you *

- Ready for this?

- * Excuse me for feeling *

[cheers and applause]

* This moment is critical *

* It might be me feeling *

* We could get physical *

* Oh, no, no *

all: * Even though
the gods are crazy *

* Even though
the stars are blind *

* If you show me real love,
baby, I'll show you mine *

* I can make it
nice and naughty *

* Be the devil
and the angel too *

* Got a heart
and soul and body *

* Let's see what
this love can do *

[cheers and applause]

- The queen, the queen,
the queen, Paris Hilton.

- Love you.

Whoo! That's hot.

Keep sliving!
Happy New Year, bitches!

- Paris was born

to be Paris Hilton,
the performer.

But there's gonna be a lot
of things

we have to think about.

Now having a family
with Paris,

we want our family to grow up
and, honestly, be normal

and not always be known as,

you know,
Paris Hilton's children.

We have to think about safety,

and when we go to
the farmers market,

it's one thing if someone stops
and asks Paris for a photo.

It's a whole 'nother thing with
a baby in tow and a stroller.

So I don't think
we know everything

that the journey
is gonna throw at us,

but we're just gonna tackle it
as we go.

all:
Five, four, three, two, one!

Happy New Year!

- * Amazing *

* Oh, I make it look easy *

* Mm *

[vocalizing]

[bright pop music]

- * We had it good *

* You had it all *

- Love you, Phoenix.

- Oh!
[car horn honking]

- They're so cute.

- I told you
they weren't gonna fit.

- * Wait, wait, now you know
I never said that *

- Paris, you got more.

- * Like whoa, oh,
whoa-oh-oh-oh *

* I ain't playin' *

[phone chimes]

- My phone's calling.
Oh, my God.

Hello.

[mellow music]

* *

- All right!

Baby Phoenix coming.
- [laughs]

- We have about three,
four, or five hours.

- * I'm pretending
that everything is fine *

- The baby is coming early.
This is crazy.

Like, I thought we would have,
like, this weekend,

and this week to prepare
and get everything ready.

But nope, I need to pack a bag
to bring to the hospital--

the outfits for him,
blankets, diapers, bottles.

I need to read, like, a book
on what to do with a baby.

This is going to be, like,

a little delicate,
little angel.

I'm so excited.

I'm nervous,

because I'm such a kid
at heart.

- * I won't tell you off *

- Nervous, scared,
or all jacked up?

Or D, all of the above?

- [laughs]

It's gonna be the best.

And then one day,
you're gonna be heartbroken

'cause Phoenix is gonna be
too cool for Mommy and Daddy.

- I'm just joking.
[laughs]

- [cries]

I feel like I've lived
such a full life,

but now that I'm starting
my family,

this is actually a real life,
and I'm so--

I cannot wait. I'm so excited.

- * It's hard when
you lose someone you love *

* And you think
everything's wrong *

* And you just want
to run away *

* And just pretend the world *

Oh, my goodness.

I'm gonna be a mom!