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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:31,573 --> 00:00:34,242 ♪ Are... Are you... Are you... Are you ready? ♪ 2 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:54,554 Hey, birthday girl! Happy 21st! 3 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,601 Have fun tonight, ladies. Just remember to make good... 4 00:01:03,146 --> 00:01:04,147 choices. 5 00:01:07,108 --> 00:01:08,651 Hey, bottle chick! 6 00:01:08,735 --> 00:01:11,654 Be a sweetheart and grab another round of these bad boys? 7 00:01:11,738 --> 00:01:14,783 Get it yourself. I only serve VIP. 8 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,244 Ignore her. You guys are very important. 9 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:19,704 Oh! Beach ball! 10 00:01:42,727 --> 00:01:45,522 - Hurry up. Hurry up! - I am hurrying. 11 00:01:58,660 --> 00:01:59,869 There you go. 12 00:02:01,579 --> 00:02:04,457 - Ava, we might have a problem. - What is it? 13 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:09,003 {\an8}My sensors are picking up something. Got a countdown and heat signature. 14 00:02:09,087 --> 00:02:10,463 Coming from under the pool. 15 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:12,257 What? How much time? 16 00:02:14,134 --> 00:02:17,220 - Eighty-three seconds and counting. - That doesn't make sense. 17 00:02:17,303 --> 00:02:20,473 I've got eyes on the target. Blowing himself up is not his MO. 18 00:02:20,557 --> 00:02:23,601 I don't know. I wouldn't be so sure about that. 19 00:02:24,435 --> 00:02:26,271 MOs change. This guy's a wild card. 20 00:02:26,354 --> 00:02:27,522 Yeah, well so are you. 21 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:29,899 The hell were you doing talking to me earlier? 22 00:02:29,983 --> 00:02:32,235 Playing a Vegas douchebag, like we talked about. 23 00:02:32,318 --> 00:02:35,071 The role you were born to play. 24 00:02:35,155 --> 00:02:36,531 Sixty seconds. 25 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:37,991 Ready to engage. 26 00:02:38,074 --> 00:02:39,074 Whoo-hoo! 27 00:02:40,160 --> 00:02:41,160 Gomez, look alive. 28 00:02:41,202 --> 00:02:43,538 Copy that. Target is in the crosshairs. 29 00:02:43,621 --> 00:02:47,250 I can outfit his head with a new hole on your command. Just say the word. 30 00:02:47,333 --> 00:02:50,545 McKnight, you do not say the word. Koslov is no martyr. 31 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:52,797 Killing him does nothing to stop the threat. 32 00:02:52,881 --> 00:02:55,842 Under a minute means there's no time to find and deactivate the nuke. 33 00:02:55,925 --> 00:02:57,927 For all we know, his phone is the detonator. 34 00:02:59,721 --> 00:03:00,722 I have a clean shot. 35 00:03:00,805 --> 00:03:03,433 I can take out his muscle. No collateral damage. 36 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:06,561 Except flushing months of work down the drain. 37 00:03:06,644 --> 00:03:08,062 Do not take that shot. 38 00:03:08,146 --> 00:03:09,981 - That's an order. - I give my team orders. 39 00:03:10,064 --> 00:03:13,568 And I give you orders. How the fuck do you not get that by now? 40 00:03:20,658 --> 00:03:22,994 - Twenty seconds. - Come on, Winters. 41 00:03:23,077 --> 00:03:27,206 We're supposed to stop the bad guy, not sit here while he blows up Vegas. 42 00:03:27,290 --> 00:03:30,460 He's not blowing up Vegas. At least not until he's miles away. 43 00:03:30,543 --> 00:03:32,754 - How can you be sure? - It's my job to be sure. 44 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:35,298 - Ten seconds. - Am I going hot or not? 45 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:38,092 Do not take that shot. He's a businessman. Not a suicide bomber. 46 00:03:38,176 --> 00:03:41,012 Five, four, three... 47 00:03:43,181 --> 00:03:45,266 Wait! 48 00:04:02,158 --> 00:04:04,327 The signal's tied to the DJ booth. 49 00:04:04,410 --> 00:04:06,579 They must have rigged pyro for the show. 50 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:07,664 You don't say. 51 00:04:08,456 --> 00:04:09,582 Told you. 52 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:12,377 Sorry, team. Tech's a little oversensitive. 53 00:04:12,460 --> 00:04:15,296 Don't sweat it, Tech Chick. We all make mistakes. 54 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,926 God didn't when he made those abs. 55 00:04:20,009 --> 00:04:23,721 This team can't afford to make mistakes. Tighten up. 56 00:04:23,805 --> 00:04:25,974 Yes, ma'am. Roger that. Sorry. 57 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:28,059 I'm going in. 58 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:31,896 You got out of the water. Warm and cozy. 59 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:42,949 There she is. The jewel of Las Vegas. 60 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:46,411 My edges are too soft to be a jewel. 61 00:04:46,494 --> 00:04:49,831 Your Russian is flawless. Where are you from? 62 00:04:49,914 --> 00:04:51,499 Kalamazoo, Michigan. 63 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:56,087 My aunt's from the Zamoskvorechye district, in Moscow. 64 00:04:56,170 --> 00:04:58,715 That explains how your beauty stands out here. 65 00:04:58,798 --> 00:05:01,426 If you wanna get away, I'm leaving on my jet tonight. 66 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:02,927 Where'd we be going? 67 00:05:03,011 --> 00:05:04,929 Well, that would take the mystery away. 68 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:08,933 Let's just say you'll be better off with me than staying here. 69 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:10,143 Why do you say that? 70 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:15,523 Something tells me that tonight the city's going to be dead. 71 00:05:19,777 --> 00:05:23,865 Here, give me your number. I'll call you when I'm ready to leave. 72 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,203 Don't tell. I could get fired. 73 00:05:30,496 --> 00:05:31,956 Your secret is safe with me. 74 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,041 Hey, boss... 75 00:05:33,124 --> 00:05:35,376 Our guests have arrived and are ready to eat. 76 00:05:36,127 --> 00:05:37,253 They are waiting for you. 77 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:39,797 Let them wait, it's only appetizers. 78 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:42,717 I'll be on time for the main course. 79 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:49,640 You guys are no fun. 80 00:05:52,727 --> 00:05:54,687 I must go. I'll see you tonight. 81 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:55,771 Definitely. 82 00:05:56,355 --> 00:05:57,355 Georgie! 83 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:04,238 This is it. Koslov's meeting the buyers. 84 00:06:04,322 --> 00:06:06,866 Gomez, rendezvous out front. Full tactical pursuit. 85 00:06:06,949 --> 00:06:09,994 No. He feels our surveillance we'll lose him. 86 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,163 Ivan may be wild, but he's not reckless. 87 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:15,458 - So, we sit here and do nothing? - I didn't say we do nothing. 88 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:17,627 Get the vulture. 89 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,272 Hi! 90 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:40,483 Whole gang is here, huh? 91 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:41,734 Apologies for my delay. 92 00:06:41,818 --> 00:06:46,322 Wanted to do the last dance with Las Vegas before the party is over. 93 00:06:50,368 --> 00:06:52,995 Huh? A thing of beauty, isn't it? 94 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:57,542 Five kilotons of destructive power. 95 00:06:57,625 --> 00:06:58,918 Enough to level the city, 96 00:06:59,001 --> 00:07:01,629 and also compact enough to fit in the trunk of your car. 97 00:07:02,338 --> 00:07:04,465 Mobile, undetectable. 98 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:08,052 All you have to do is set the timer and fly away. 99 00:07:09,137 --> 00:07:12,306 And in a few hours, the city goes... 100 00:07:13,015 --> 00:07:14,015 poof. 101 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:16,811 In a mushroom cloud. 102 00:07:17,895 --> 00:07:18,980 It's the real deal. 103 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:30,074 - The security's in your account. - Wonderful. Let's celebrate! 104 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,744 And remember our arrangement. 105 00:07:33,828 --> 00:07:37,790 Do not press the button until our plane is 20,000 feet up in the air. 106 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,501 We'll wait till your flight attendant has served drinks. 107 00:07:40,585 --> 00:07:43,671 No, she prefers "stewardess." Pleasure doing business with you. 108 00:08:11,199 --> 00:08:15,703 This is the United States Military. Everyone put your hands on your heads. 109 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:18,664 Bitch! 110 00:08:23,169 --> 00:08:24,879 Guess we're doing it the hard way. 111 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:30,343 Vulture's going hot. 112 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:48,402 Canister deployed. It's all yours, McKnight. 113 00:08:58,996 --> 00:09:01,707 Limit your fire. Winters wants these fuckers alive. 114 00:09:02,375 --> 00:09:04,085 Kill them all, bitch! 115 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:11,717 Change of plans! Take 'em all down! 116 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,478 Get down. 117 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:32,196 - Heads or tails? - Heads. 118 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,280 Phew. 119 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,329 - Nice work. - Yeah. 120 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:48,212 Oh, fuck. 121 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:01,808 Motherfucker. 122 00:10:18,409 --> 00:10:19,410 Take him. 123 00:10:39,388 --> 00:10:42,933 - I'm out. Toss me a mag. - What? No thank you? 124 00:10:43,434 --> 00:10:45,686 East wing clear. Check the back room. 125 00:10:49,565 --> 00:10:50,691 Winters. 126 00:10:53,402 --> 00:10:55,279 It's Koslov. He has the nuke. 127 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,281 Fuck. 128 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:01,452 Gomez. Little help? 129 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:04,246 - No shot. Hang tight a minute. - We don't have a minute. 130 00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:05,831 It's a figure of speech. 131 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:16,050 Three, two, one, bedtime. 132 00:11:25,684 --> 00:11:26,727 All clear. 133 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:27,978 You got that right. 134 00:11:30,022 --> 00:11:31,690 He's in one of these rooms. 135 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:40,825 Clear! 136 00:11:48,707 --> 00:11:49,959 What the fuck? 137 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,630 - Please don't kill me. - We're the US Government. 138 00:11:54,713 --> 00:11:57,007 - You're okay. - Looks like someone had a party. 139 00:11:57,091 --> 00:12:00,094 None of that's mine. I've just been hooking up with this guy. 140 00:12:00,177 --> 00:12:03,931 I don't know if he's a drug dealer. I don't do that shit. Like, usually. 141 00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:07,309 Relax. We're gonna get you someplace safe. You just sit tight. 142 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:08,853 Wait. You're leaving me here? 143 00:12:15,276 --> 00:12:16,610 He must be in here. 144 00:12:20,448 --> 00:12:21,532 We have him cornered. 145 00:12:21,615 --> 00:12:24,326 - He could have an army in there. - Bring 'em on. 146 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,704 Wait. 147 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:29,665 This is a vault room. 148 00:12:29,748 --> 00:12:32,668 The door's made of reinforced steel. You'll break your leg. 149 00:12:35,713 --> 00:12:40,551 Lerner. We have a secure door. Electronic lock. Can you open it remotely? 150 00:12:40,634 --> 00:12:42,845 You bet. Hang on. 151 00:12:43,679 --> 00:12:46,307 Just finding the right frequency. 152 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:49,727 - Find it faster. - Yes, ma'am. That should do it. 153 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,979 You're the tits, Tech Chick. 154 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:54,356 I'm the tits. 155 00:12:58,527 --> 00:13:00,654 Back away from the bomb. It's over. 156 00:13:00,738 --> 00:13:05,451 Mmm. My little Jewel of Las Vegas. Well, this is where you are wrong. 157 00:13:08,996 --> 00:13:10,414 I've activated the weapon. 158 00:13:11,123 --> 00:13:13,125 You didn't come this far to go down with the ship. 159 00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,752 No, I didn't. 160 00:13:15,336 --> 00:13:20,090 But if there is no ship, what's the point of treading water? 161 00:13:23,552 --> 00:13:26,680 He's not bluffing. Your bomb tech as good as they say he is? 162 00:13:27,515 --> 00:13:28,599 Best in the business. 163 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:30,558 He better be. 164 00:13:32,686 --> 00:13:33,686 Two more! 165 00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,360 Get me Hagerty. 166 00:13:53,249 --> 00:13:54,375 All right. 167 00:13:55,584 --> 00:13:57,253 Let's see this bitch. 168 00:14:05,469 --> 00:14:07,263 Looks like we got a little time. 169 00:14:11,225 --> 00:14:14,061 This puppy's hot. 170 00:14:17,773 --> 00:14:22,486 Detectable C-4. PETN fuse. 171 00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,114 This thing's a beaut. 172 00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:27,324 Anybody else getting a half chub? 173 00:14:39,420 --> 00:14:42,089 - What's he doing? - He's looking for a perfect song. 174 00:14:43,424 --> 00:14:46,468 All bomb guys are weirdos, but trust me, he's an artist. 175 00:14:46,552 --> 00:14:48,095 Just let him do his thing. 176 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,140 Will you find a song already? 177 00:14:52,975 --> 00:14:54,268 Just relax, sweetheart. 178 00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:58,689 Okay, the whole key to this is just to forget that there's a clock at all. 179 00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:02,359 So? There's no clock. 180 00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:04,360 There is no... 181 00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:07,990 ♪ Birds flying high ♪ 182 00:15:09,533 --> 00:15:11,535 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 183 00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,332 ♪ Sun in the sky ♪ 184 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:22,379 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 185 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:27,635 ♪ Breeze driftin' on by ♪ 186 00:15:28,636 --> 00:15:32,056 ♪ You know how I feel ♪ 187 00:15:32,806 --> 00:15:35,142 ♪ It's a new dawn ♪ 188 00:15:35,225 --> 00:15:36,769 ♪ It's a new day ♪ 189 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,688 ♪ It's a new life ♪ 190 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,653 - ♪ For me ♪ - ♪ For me ♪ 191 00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:51,533 - ♪ And I'm feeling good ♪ - ♪ And I'm feeling good ♪ 192 00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,832 - ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ - ♪ I'm feeling good ♪ 193 00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:11,428 Who has one thumb and just saved Las Vegas? 194 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:14,556 This guy! 195 00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:15,724 That motherfucker! 196 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,017 - Yeah! - Yes! 197 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:18,936 Yes! 198 00:16:19,019 --> 00:16:21,271 Fuck yeah! Yeah! 199 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:27,361 USA! USA! USA! 200 00:16:27,444 --> 00:16:29,446 - Yeah! - Yeah! 201 00:16:34,618 --> 00:16:35,661 Yes, baby! 202 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:37,454 - Great work. - Thank you. 203 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,584 Look at this motherfucker. Goddamn. 204 00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:47,673 Oh, man. Koslov's in custody. Bomb deactivated. Crisis averted. 205 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:50,676 This town should throw us a goddamn ticker-tape parade. 206 00:16:53,178 --> 00:16:54,179 That was quick. 207 00:16:54,263 --> 00:16:56,807 Ladies, you wanna meet a real American... 208 00:16:58,142 --> 00:16:59,143 hero? 209 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,605 What the hell? 210 00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,608 A DJ? You gotta be kidding me. 211 00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:10,487 We just saved the world and this candy ass gets all the love? 212 00:17:10,571 --> 00:17:12,823 - Candy ass. - That's the world we live in, yo. 213 00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:15,993 Had we streamed our take down on TikTok, we'd be trending. 214 00:17:16,076 --> 00:17:18,078 No one's ever gonna know what we did. 215 00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:21,582 Because until all this is declassified, today never happened. 216 00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:30,049 So, what now? 217 00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:32,760 Mission's over. We go back to the hotel, pack up. 218 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:36,764 I ship off to Langley, you to Fort Meade, everyone else to their respective bases. 219 00:17:36,847 --> 00:17:39,308 We disband and await word of our next assignments. 220 00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:40,851 No. Whoa! Wait, wait, wait. 221 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:43,770 Fuck that. 222 00:17:44,563 --> 00:17:46,732 We spent months hunting this son of a bitch. 223 00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:50,986 We finally nabbed the nuke, we fuck up his whole program, 224 00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:54,323 and we're supposed to just quietly go our own separate ways? 225 00:17:55,657 --> 00:18:00,496 We're in Las Vegas, the party capital of the world. 226 00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:04,458 And if the world knew what we did here today, 227 00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:07,211 they'd want us to party like the rock stars we are. 228 00:18:07,294 --> 00:18:08,796 Fuck! They'd demand it. 229 00:18:08,879 --> 00:18:11,131 - Fuckin' A, they would. - Fuck yeah. 230 00:18:11,215 --> 00:18:12,216 2200 hours. 231 00:18:12,299 --> 00:18:14,885 Details TBD, but hear me when I say this. 232 00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:19,973 I am going to empty every cent that's left in our operational war chest. 233 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:22,976 Because tonight... 234 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:28,899 we're gonna show this town how to celebrate real American heroes. 235 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,818 - Fuck yeah! Yeah! - Hell yeah! 236 00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:32,444 - Let's do it! - Yeah! 237 00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:33,821 Everyone's invited. 238 00:18:33,904 --> 00:18:36,156 - Ready to get fucked up? - Ready to get fucked... 239 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,117 up. 240 00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:41,495 What do you say, Winters? Send your regrets now or ghost us later? 241 00:18:43,247 --> 00:18:44,331 I'll get back to you. 242 00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:47,417 Copy. We won't hold our breath. 243 00:19:19,449 --> 00:19:20,450 Ava Winters. 244 00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:26,373 - Will you be my wife? - I can't believe this is happening. 245 00:19:33,297 --> 00:19:34,297 Good evening, sir. 246 00:19:35,841 --> 00:19:37,301 Good is an understatement. 247 00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:41,096 I'd call it a pretty damn fantastic evening. 248 00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:45,100 When you work in our field, the stakes are always high, but today... 249 00:19:46,435 --> 00:19:47,561 that was historic. 250 00:19:47,644 --> 00:19:51,064 Would have preferred things neater. The buyer wasn't on our radar. 251 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:55,736 He's this Swedish blockchain entrepreneur, who thought he could skyrocket his crypto 252 00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,238 by destroying a massive amount of American currency. 253 00:19:58,322 --> 00:20:01,867 Guy sees one Bond film and thinks he can be the next Max Zorin. 254 00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:06,163 I'll be on a flight in the morning. I want to discuss something. 255 00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:09,958 - Winters, no. - You haven't even heard the brief, sir. 256 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:13,170 This mission went longer than you or I could have predicted. 257 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,673 You never had a chance to grieve. 258 00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,804 - I'm fine, sir. - You're taking some time. 259 00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:26,558 The world will still have plenty of trash to take out when you return. 260 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,188 He would've been proud of you. 261 00:20:36,193 --> 00:20:37,193 I know. 262 00:20:38,695 --> 00:20:40,364 Did you get the President's gift? 263 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,784 Yes. Thank you. It's very generous, sir. 264 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:47,996 Pop it open. You're officially on vacation. Enjoy it. 265 00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,712 ♪ Tonight, I'm gon' be rocking it Dropping it ♪ 266 00:20:55,796 --> 00:20:57,297 ♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it... ♪ 267 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:00,092 ♪ I look hot in it ♪ 268 00:21:01,468 --> 00:21:03,303 ♪ Rocking it, dropping it ♪ 269 00:21:03,387 --> 00:21:05,055 ♪ Shake my ass, no stopping it ♪ 270 00:21:05,138 --> 00:21:08,100 ♪ I look hot in it, hot in it I look hot in it... ♪ 271 00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,185 Yes, Trunky! 272 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:14,856 You got my end of mission gift! Fits good! 273 00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:17,067 Like a glove! Thanks, chief. 274 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:20,696 Almost forgot. I got something for you, too. I hope it fits. 275 00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:21,947 Gracias, this is... 276 00:21:22,990 --> 00:21:23,991 What is this? 277 00:21:25,826 --> 00:21:30,080 Mmm. You crack it like a chem light. Glows in the dark, can't miss any action. 278 00:21:30,163 --> 00:21:32,541 - Beat you to death with it. - Watch the face. 279 00:21:32,624 --> 00:21:36,545 That is not what it's used for. I seen some films showing its proper use. 280 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:41,091 I'll send you the link. But now for your real gifts. 281 00:21:43,677 --> 00:21:47,681 Fucking drugs. Purest MDMA in the city. 282 00:21:47,764 --> 00:21:51,518 Knight, I already got gummies in me. Shouldn't add Molly to the mix. 283 00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,896 Molly's a good girl. She doesn't wanna fuck with gummies. 284 00:21:54,980 --> 00:21:57,190 She just makes 'em dance like no one's watching. 285 00:21:57,274 --> 00:21:58,150 Fuck it, I'm in. 286 00:21:58,233 --> 00:21:59,318 - You are. - Yes. 287 00:21:59,401 --> 00:22:01,778 - Here ya go. - Here we go. 288 00:22:01,862 --> 00:22:04,364 - Gracias. Great. - Uno mas. 289 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,575 To bad guys and bad bitches. 290 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:10,329 Beware when the three of us are on the prowl, you're going down. 291 00:22:10,412 --> 00:22:12,581 Yo, someone's going down. That's for sure. 292 00:22:12,664 --> 00:22:13,749 Boom. 293 00:22:17,544 --> 00:22:20,464 Ooh! Yeah. 294 00:22:24,509 --> 00:22:27,429 Yo, Mac, there's something I've been meaning to talk to you about. 295 00:22:28,221 --> 00:22:29,222 Kind of personal. 296 00:22:29,306 --> 00:22:32,893 Alpha Sierra Sierra, twelve o'clock, pillow princess in the crosshairs. 297 00:22:32,976 --> 00:22:36,354 Oh! Bachelorette party. Nice. 298 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,481 Tiara's mine. 299 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:40,567 The bride? Groom won't appreciate that too much. 300 00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:43,445 It's like in the field. Target's in your sights, 301 00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:45,781 forget their personal lives, or lose your nerve. 302 00:22:46,364 --> 00:22:47,991 Goddamn you're cold-blooded. 303 00:22:48,075 --> 00:22:49,284 She's all yours. 304 00:22:49,367 --> 00:22:52,245 All right, so there's two, four, six, seven. 305 00:22:52,329 --> 00:22:56,917 - Yeah. Trunk and I'll divvy up the rest. - Agreed. Engage targets, y'all. 306 00:22:57,000 --> 00:23:00,921 Let's do it. Hey, you in? We'll talk about that thing later? 307 00:23:02,130 --> 00:23:04,174 Yeah. Let's have some fun. Let's do it. 308 00:23:05,967 --> 00:23:08,595 Honey, death lurks around every street corner. 309 00:23:08,678 --> 00:23:10,764 No, I'm not being overdramatic. 310 00:23:10,847 --> 00:23:14,935 Prom night is the most dangerous night for teenage drinking and driving. 311 00:23:15,018 --> 00:23:17,437 Make sure Jen has a limo, a driver without a record, 312 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:19,106 and to be home before midnight. 313 00:23:22,442 --> 00:23:25,320 Honey. That's not fair. You know I wanted to be there. 314 00:23:25,403 --> 00:23:26,780 This mission was important. 315 00:23:28,156 --> 00:23:31,868 What? No, of course, I'm not saying our daughter's not important. What the... 316 00:23:31,952 --> 00:23:34,204 Hey, Paul's wife, Chad McKnight here. 317 00:23:34,287 --> 00:23:37,624 I just want to say your husband was a real hero today. 318 00:23:37,707 --> 00:23:39,126 He did some crazy shit. 319 00:23:40,585 --> 00:23:43,839 Why don't we cut the guy some slack, let him have some fun, huh? 320 00:23:44,506 --> 00:23:47,217 Maybe a couple of lap dances. Handy at most. 321 00:23:48,218 --> 00:23:49,219 Hello? 322 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:51,555 She hung up. Fuck, dude. 323 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:53,473 - Thanks a lot. - She'll forgive you. 324 00:23:53,557 --> 00:23:56,101 - Stop stressing, have a drink. - I don't drink. 325 00:23:56,184 --> 00:23:58,353 - Maybe that's your problem. - Right. 326 00:23:58,436 --> 00:23:59,729 Gotta loosen the fuck up. 327 00:24:00,355 --> 00:24:03,608 Great! Now I'm drenched. 328 00:24:06,403 --> 00:24:07,404 Me too. 329 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,325 Sorry. 330 00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:27,966 Heard you liked to live large, Koslov. 331 00:24:29,176 --> 00:24:31,761 - I made sure to give you our best suite. - Charming. 332 00:24:32,596 --> 00:24:34,222 Do you happen to know the time? 333 00:24:35,473 --> 00:24:39,186 Time no longer exists for you. You'll never see the light of day again. 334 00:24:41,688 --> 00:24:43,565 I wouldn't be so sure about that. 335 00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:01,791 I must be starting to trip balls because I see Winters. 336 00:25:01,875 --> 00:25:03,627 Nope, I see her too. 337 00:25:05,420 --> 00:25:07,547 Well, well, well. 338 00:25:07,631 --> 00:25:10,884 Looks like the lone wolf's come to join the pack. Bud Heavy? 339 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,971 How the hell did you pull this together on a few hours' notice? 340 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:17,474 My inexhaustible resourcefulness. 341 00:25:17,557 --> 00:25:21,478 That and Uncle Sam's dime buys you a lot of Vegas goodwill. 342 00:25:21,561 --> 00:25:23,605 Have you met Joey? 343 00:25:23,688 --> 00:25:26,441 - Oh, my God. - I rented him from the Tiger King. 344 00:25:27,234 --> 00:25:29,903 Not the one in jail. I'm not an asshole. The new one. 345 00:25:29,986 --> 00:25:34,699 He said not to spook him though, these things run like the wind. Don't ya? 346 00:25:34,783 --> 00:25:37,953 - You're a fucking idiot. - My teachers used to say that. 347 00:25:38,495 --> 00:25:43,416 - Is Hagerty doing cocaine? - Fuck, no. It's Adderall and ketamine. 348 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:46,795 With a horse tranq garnish and a whipp-ed chaser. 349 00:25:48,755 --> 00:25:50,215 Don't you guys get tested? 350 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:53,260 You know how easy it is to get clean piss? This is America. 351 00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:55,971 In that case, keep clean pissing your career away. 352 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:59,057 Come on, Winters. You didn't come here to be the fun police. 353 00:25:59,140 --> 00:26:03,270 Hey, take a cue from Tech Chick. Tech Chick came here to party, right? 354 00:26:03,353 --> 00:26:05,105 Yeah. Party time. 355 00:26:05,188 --> 00:26:06,648 Her name isn't Tech Chick. 356 00:26:06,731 --> 00:26:09,943 Her name is Maya Lerner. She's been on our team for six months. 357 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:13,196 Oh, I'm fine with Tech Chick. Or anything you want to call me. 358 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:17,075 See? Tech Chick gets it! Love you! 359 00:26:21,162 --> 00:26:24,666 Fuck him. G.I. Jerk-Off wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground 360 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,459 on this mission if it weren't for us. 361 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,796 - Lerner, I need your help with something. - Yes, ma'am. 362 00:26:29,879 --> 00:26:32,465 I brought my laptop. "Don't leave home without it." 363 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:35,427 Forget work. I need you to help me polish this off. 364 00:26:36,011 --> 00:26:39,097 You want to drink? With me? 365 00:26:39,180 --> 00:26:42,809 - Come on. It's our turn to party. - Okay. 366 00:26:53,236 --> 00:26:54,236 Fuck it! 367 00:27:01,745 --> 00:27:04,080 You want to melt those pretty minds of yours? 368 00:27:04,164 --> 00:27:06,291 Psilocybe azurescens, 369 00:27:06,374 --> 00:27:09,836 otherwise known as flying saucer mushrooms. 370 00:27:09,919 --> 00:27:14,966 Infused with military-grade lysergic acid diethylamide. 371 00:27:22,474 --> 00:27:24,601 Yeah, you won't be needing this tonight. 372 00:27:25,935 --> 00:27:31,775 What the hell. It's a party, right? A little pineapple, mixed with guacamole. 373 00:27:40,241 --> 00:27:42,535 Wow! 374 00:27:46,289 --> 00:27:50,585 - Are you feeling it? - Oh, I'm feeling it. You feeling it? 375 00:27:51,544 --> 00:27:53,630 Oh, I'm definitely feeling it. 376 00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:11,147 Measuring U-235 isotope. 377 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:14,901 That's odd. 378 00:28:17,737 --> 00:28:22,826 This can't be right. We need to take this to the top. Where's Hagerty? 379 00:28:27,664 --> 00:28:29,499 That is dope. 380 00:28:32,168 --> 00:28:33,461 Whoa! 381 00:28:33,545 --> 00:28:36,131 Yunga! What's going on, kid? 382 00:28:36,214 --> 00:28:40,510 Ladies, I want you to meet my bestie in the whole wide world. 383 00:28:40,593 --> 00:28:42,971 This is Captain Paul Yung, USAF, 384 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:45,598 which stands for "U Silly As Fuck." 385 00:28:45,682 --> 00:28:48,393 Get off your phone and come join the party. 386 00:28:49,144 --> 00:28:52,605 Hey. There's going to be some water sports here. 387 00:28:53,356 --> 00:28:54,733 You want to get in on this? 388 00:28:56,025 --> 00:28:57,360 You know I'm married. 389 00:28:58,153 --> 00:29:02,907 And that's why I'm asking you, Paul. You need this so goddamn bad. 390 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:06,536 But suit yourself. Okay? 391 00:29:07,579 --> 00:29:11,833 Now go try that guacamole over there. It's the goddamn bomb. 392 00:29:16,296 --> 00:29:17,839 You're a fucking genius. 393 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,594 You're the youngest recruit the NSA's ever had. 394 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:27,265 Yeah. And I spend most of my time in a dark van decrypting code. 395 00:29:28,975 --> 00:29:32,896 And then I go out in the real world and I'm clueless. 396 00:29:32,979 --> 00:29:35,273 We're all fucking clueless. 397 00:29:35,982 --> 00:29:39,611 But then, I look at you and I see the ultimate badass. 398 00:29:39,694 --> 00:29:42,405 - Stop! - You're smart. You're sexy. 399 00:29:42,489 --> 00:29:45,867 You don't shit from anyone. You're a fucking boss. 400 00:29:48,703 --> 00:29:51,247 How did you find that confidence? 401 00:29:51,331 --> 00:29:53,333 At some point, I guess I realized... 402 00:29:54,334 --> 00:29:59,631 if you want things to be a certain way, you can't depend on fate or luck. 403 00:30:00,340 --> 00:30:03,426 Just gotta step up. Make it happen yourself. 404 00:30:03,510 --> 00:30:05,345 Let's do this. 405 00:30:09,808 --> 00:30:13,478 - Grease him up! - Ah! All biceps, no brains. 406 00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:14,938 I've got enough brains. 407 00:30:15,021 --> 00:30:17,565 Oh! Part the sea! 408 00:30:17,649 --> 00:30:19,192 Come on, we're fun. 409 00:30:19,275 --> 00:30:21,319 Back it up! 410 00:30:26,991 --> 00:30:29,244 Oh! That is good. 411 00:30:29,327 --> 00:30:32,330 - Ready, big boy? - Yeah! 412 00:30:33,581 --> 00:30:37,043 Get a couple drinks in him, sooner or later, someone greases up Trunk. 413 00:30:37,126 --> 00:30:39,754 No one's taken him down inside of a minute. 414 00:30:54,435 --> 00:30:58,231 McKnight might be the cockiest son of a bitch I've ever met, 415 00:30:58,314 --> 00:30:59,774 that's why the ladies love him. 416 00:31:05,363 --> 00:31:10,869 - What kinda ladies is McKnight into? - He'll fuck anything with a pulse. 417 00:31:10,952 --> 00:31:13,746 If we're talking end game, Ali Larter from Varsity Blues. 418 00:31:14,330 --> 00:31:15,456 That's his dream girl. 419 00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:18,710 All right, bring it up. 420 00:31:27,010 --> 00:31:28,511 USA! 421 00:31:28,595 --> 00:31:32,515 USA! USA! USA! 422 00:31:32,599 --> 00:31:36,060 Hey. You do realize you're both USA, right? 423 00:31:36,686 --> 00:31:39,939 Winters, that was a feat of Vin Diesel-ian proportions. 424 00:31:40,023 --> 00:31:42,483 Okay? Do not act like you're unimpressed. 425 00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,236 You embarrassed yourself for a full minute, then got lucky. 426 00:31:49,824 --> 00:31:52,243 - You can do it faster? - That's not what I said. 427 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:54,287 But obviously, I can. 428 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:59,167 Oh! Oh! Oh! 429 00:32:00,084 --> 00:32:00,919 Oh! 430 00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:02,837 - He's all yours. - Oh, thank you. 431 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:08,885 - Let's see it. - Hey. 432 00:32:08,968 --> 00:32:10,595 - Can I borrow this? - Of course. 433 00:32:10,678 --> 00:32:12,221 - You're so pretty. - Stop. 434 00:32:12,305 --> 00:32:15,642 You sure you want to do this? It'll get that nice dress all dirty. 435 00:32:15,725 --> 00:32:19,312 Let me worry about the dry cleaning bill. You focus on staying upright. 436 00:32:21,356 --> 00:32:22,899 Talk that shit, boss. 437 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,111 Yo, watch yourself, Trunk. That's intelligence coming at you now. 438 00:32:31,407 --> 00:32:32,533 What? 439 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,708 Holy shit, that's gotta be a new record! 440 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:49,050 USA? 441 00:32:49,133 --> 00:32:51,469 USA! USA! USA! 442 00:32:51,552 --> 00:32:54,097 ♪ I'm good, yeah, I'm feelin' all right ♪ 443 00:32:54,180 --> 00:32:57,517 ♪ Baby, I'ma have The best fuckin' night of my life ♪ 444 00:32:57,600 --> 00:33:01,437 ♪ And wherever it takes me I'm down for the ride ♪ 445 00:33:01,521 --> 00:33:06,109 ♪ Baby, don't you know I'm good? Yeah, I'm feelin' all right... ♪ 446 00:33:07,819 --> 00:33:10,655 Hey, it's Jen. Don't leave a message. 447 00:33:11,614 --> 00:33:14,867 Jen, I hope you get this message. 448 00:33:14,951 --> 00:33:18,496 My calls are going to voicemail after only a couple rings. 449 00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:21,290 I just want to say, I want you to have fun at prom. 450 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:23,126 Don't let your friends pressure you 451 00:33:23,209 --> 00:33:26,254 into doing anything I wouldn't do. Okay, sweetheart? 452 00:33:26,337 --> 00:33:30,466 Ali Larter, Varsity Blues. 453 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:32,968 Oh! 454 00:33:47,942 --> 00:33:49,027 Oh, shit. 455 00:33:55,408 --> 00:33:57,785 Need some help getting that grease off, big boy? 456 00:33:57,869 --> 00:33:59,328 Back off. He's mine. 457 00:33:59,412 --> 00:34:00,955 - Oh, what the... - Oh, shit! 458 00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:02,331 - Oh, fuck! - Oh, fuck! 459 00:34:02,415 --> 00:34:04,250 - Shit. I'm sorry. - Get the fuck out! 460 00:34:04,333 --> 00:34:06,294 - I didn't see anything. - Get the fuck out! 461 00:34:06,377 --> 00:34:07,462 Shit. 462 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,840 You wanted to talk about this? 463 00:34:10,923 --> 00:34:14,218 - Get the fuck out! - Fine! I'm out. I'm out! I'm out! 464 00:34:15,678 --> 00:34:16,888 Holy shit. 465 00:34:25,980 --> 00:34:32,195 Hey. Thank God. No, it's perfect timing. Believe me. 466 00:34:32,695 --> 00:34:36,240 Let me just find some place quiet. 467 00:34:39,410 --> 00:34:41,245 This doesn't add up. 468 00:34:41,329 --> 00:34:44,332 We know that Koslov had enough uranium to blow the city. 469 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:48,127 Now the lab is saying the bomb we seized only has hints of it? 470 00:34:48,211 --> 00:34:49,670 - Where's the rest? - Sir! 471 00:34:51,130 --> 00:34:52,340 We just got a message. 472 00:34:54,467 --> 00:34:55,468 It's not good. 473 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:59,097 Gather the joint chiefs. Situation room, five minutes. 474 00:34:59,180 --> 00:35:00,515 Get in touch with Winters. 475 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:04,143 We need her now more than ever. 476 00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:06,312 Fuck waking up tomorrow! 477 00:35:06,395 --> 00:35:08,439 Like they say en français... 478 00:35:11,984 --> 00:35:14,695 Let's get fucked up tonight! 479 00:35:16,030 --> 00:35:19,659 It's all good. S'all good. S'all good. Because you know what? 480 00:35:19,742 --> 00:35:22,662 I'm gonna call room service and have 'em bring us up some more. 481 00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:25,915 Don't go anywhere. We gotta exchange numbers. Be right back. 482 00:35:29,794 --> 00:35:31,254 Great to hear your voice, too. 483 00:35:32,296 --> 00:35:33,548 I miss you too. 484 00:35:35,049 --> 00:35:38,094 I'm sorry I left you alone again. I know that's never easy. 485 00:35:39,053 --> 00:35:43,307 I love you too. I can't wait to see you, Mom. 486 00:35:45,101 --> 00:35:46,269 Oh, shit. 487 00:35:46,352 --> 00:35:47,520 You should have seen it. 488 00:35:47,603 --> 00:35:50,606 We killed more Russians than the Wolverines did in Red Dawn. 489 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:52,650 Obviously, the original. 490 00:35:53,693 --> 00:35:58,239 I told you about Gomez's top-secret rifle, that can blow a guy's head off from five... 491 00:36:00,867 --> 00:36:06,080 You know what, Mom? Let's catch up tomorrow. Me too. Bye. 492 00:36:08,249 --> 00:36:10,293 Don't worry. She won't say anything. 493 00:36:10,376 --> 00:36:12,420 Relax. I'm not gonna rat. 494 00:36:15,256 --> 00:36:17,216 Never figured you for a mama's boy. 495 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:21,637 When your dad takes off when you're six, it's kind of what happens. 496 00:36:25,266 --> 00:36:29,061 - Not a bad view. - For 60K a night? Fucking better be. 497 00:36:29,145 --> 00:36:31,731 - You realize it's taxpayer money. - Schematics. 498 00:36:33,316 --> 00:36:34,650 Come on. 499 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:38,154 If not for us, all of this would be gone. 500 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:42,325 Even you have to admit it, we deserve a little fun. 501 00:36:42,992 --> 00:36:44,035 - Fun? - Yeah. 502 00:36:44,118 --> 00:36:45,203 Right. 503 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:49,749 All I can think about are these people having fun without a care in the world. 504 00:36:50,791 --> 00:36:53,836 - If they knew what we knew. - They'd be shitting themselves. 505 00:36:56,839 --> 00:36:58,466 That's why they can never know. 506 00:37:00,509 --> 00:37:02,428 It's fucked up when you think about it. 507 00:37:02,511 --> 00:37:04,972 Gotta be a little fucked up to do this, right? 508 00:37:08,059 --> 00:37:11,687 Yeah. That's what we signed up for. 509 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:13,814 Somebody's got to answer the call. 510 00:37:14,857 --> 00:37:18,152 Never letting our guard down. Always on duty. 511 00:37:20,321 --> 00:37:21,321 Not tonight. 512 00:37:24,825 --> 00:37:25,826 No. 513 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,496 Not tonight. 514 00:37:30,539 --> 00:37:34,210 ♪ This ain't a misdemeanor Bitch, this is a felony, uh ♪ 515 00:37:34,293 --> 00:37:37,880 ♪ I read between the lines Not buying what you're selling me... ♪ 516 00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:39,590 - Are we... - Shut up. 517 00:37:43,886 --> 00:37:45,846 - Fuck. - I'll do it. 518 00:37:46,639 --> 00:37:48,766 ♪ Headed straight to my floor seats ♪ 519 00:37:48,849 --> 00:37:52,228 ♪ I'm the gift that keeps on giving You don't know what it cost me ♪ 520 00:37:57,650 --> 00:38:01,737 Oh, shit. Looks like you're going commando in more ways than one. 521 00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:03,823 - I like to let it breathe. - Oh, fuck. 522 00:38:16,210 --> 00:38:17,211 Here. 523 00:38:26,262 --> 00:38:30,016 Oh, shit. These are regular size. I'm used to Magnum XL's. 524 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:32,727 I'm drunk. Not blind. Put it on. 525 00:38:41,777 --> 00:38:43,654 Okay. 526 00:38:44,572 --> 00:38:46,324 Let's not forget who's in command. 527 00:38:55,541 --> 00:38:58,878 - You know I don't take orders well. - Maybe I should be more forceful. 528 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:11,057 This is amazing. You're so fucking amazing. I love you. 529 00:39:11,140 --> 00:39:13,851 I loved you since the first moment I saw you. 530 00:39:15,853 --> 00:39:17,188 Okay... 531 00:39:18,022 --> 00:39:20,191 - What's wrong? - Nothing. Just keep going. 532 00:39:21,359 --> 00:39:23,444 - Do you not feel... - Just keep going. 533 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,326 - I can't. - Me neither. 534 00:39:34,372 --> 00:39:36,582 - Look, sorry if I... - Don't be sorry. 535 00:39:36,665 --> 00:39:40,461 I thought that since the mission was over, we'd never see each other again. 536 00:39:40,544 --> 00:39:41,879 Now we definitely won't. 537 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:52,723 Hey, cowboy. I think I've got a cure for your Varsity Blues. 538 00:39:52,807 --> 00:39:54,183 - What the fuck? - Lerner! 539 00:39:54,266 --> 00:39:56,352 - Tech Chick. - What are you doing? 540 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:58,896 The two of you? What the hell? 541 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:01,732 - Just take it easy. - Take it easy? 542 00:40:01,816 --> 00:40:05,194 You've been saying he's nothing but a meat bag with small dick energy. 543 00:40:05,277 --> 00:40:06,445 You said what? 544 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:10,574 Oh, my God. I'm such an idiot. 545 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:13,828 - Oh! - Jesus Christ. 546 00:40:13,911 --> 00:40:16,872 Oh, fuck. This was a big mistake. 547 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:18,249 You can say that again. 548 00:40:18,332 --> 00:40:20,251 Says the guy who dropped the L word. 549 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:24,922 I meant I love that ass. I'm an ass man. Everyone knows that. 550 00:40:25,005 --> 00:40:26,257 And it's the ecstasy talking. 551 00:40:26,340 --> 00:40:28,467 I said "I love you" to so many people tonight. 552 00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,969 I said it to the fucking camel. 553 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:33,764 - I'm out of here. - Lerner, wait. 554 00:40:33,848 --> 00:40:37,601 You know, I actually looked up to you, but you're full of shit. 555 00:40:38,436 --> 00:40:42,022 That's why you work undercover, because you're so good at lying. 556 00:40:43,482 --> 00:40:44,483 Bitch. 557 00:40:46,026 --> 00:40:47,361 Wow. 558 00:40:47,445 --> 00:40:51,073 Look at Tech Chick letting it all hang out. A for effort. 559 00:40:53,534 --> 00:40:55,661 Oh, where's my phone? 560 00:40:58,664 --> 00:41:00,416 What is this? 561 00:41:04,503 --> 00:41:06,922 To those who have Ivan Koslov, 562 00:41:07,006 --> 00:41:11,302 as you have probably now realized, the bomb you deactivated was a fake. 563 00:41:11,385 --> 00:41:14,096 We still have the five kiloton nuclear device, 564 00:41:14,180 --> 00:41:18,100 and we will detonate it unless you release Mr. Koslov. 565 00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:22,104 Any attempt to evacuate the city will result in immediate detonation. 566 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:23,689 You have until 9:00 a.m. 567 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:27,151 If you do not comply, the city will be obliterated. 568 00:41:32,656 --> 00:41:35,576 - What's that? Some other booty call? - Fuck! 569 00:41:41,415 --> 00:41:43,542 Hey, hey. You seen McKnight? 570 00:41:43,626 --> 00:41:46,837 He's in the master bedroom with his dick hanging out. He's all yours. 571 00:41:48,172 --> 00:41:49,715 What did he tell you? 572 00:41:49,798 --> 00:41:52,176 The bomb was fake? We got the nuke, right? 573 00:41:52,259 --> 00:41:53,259 I don't know. 574 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:55,346 If it's a hoax, Langdon wouldn't passed it on. 575 00:41:55,930 --> 00:41:58,599 - Shit. This is bad. - Yeah. 576 00:41:58,682 --> 00:42:00,809 You had to go and throw this fucking party. 577 00:42:00,893 --> 00:42:02,770 We thought the mission was over. 578 00:42:04,021 --> 00:42:05,356 - God. - Jesus. 579 00:42:05,439 --> 00:42:08,234 - Someone can't handle their liquor. - Go fuck yourself. 580 00:42:08,817 --> 00:42:11,070 We have a call with Langdon in five minutes. 581 00:42:12,905 --> 00:42:14,448 We need to clear this place out. 582 00:42:21,455 --> 00:42:24,333 It's a goddamn shame we got to break this up. 583 00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:31,090 - Excuse me. - Hey, where you going, baby girl? 584 00:42:35,427 --> 00:42:39,265 Excuse me, everyone. There's been an emergency, so we all have to... 585 00:42:39,348 --> 00:42:41,016 Party to the break of dawn! 586 00:42:43,602 --> 00:42:44,603 No. 587 00:42:47,523 --> 00:42:49,275 Party's over! Get the fuck out! 588 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,278 - You got to go. - All right, let's go. 589 00:42:52,361 --> 00:42:55,531 Go! You gotta go. Yeah, right now. Go. 590 00:42:55,614 --> 00:42:57,032 Hey, you gotta go! 591 00:42:57,116 --> 00:42:59,618 - Sarah, what are you doing? - What? 592 00:42:59,702 --> 00:43:02,580 You're getting married. Billy's gonna be pissed. Let's go! 593 00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:03,831 But I wanna stay! 594 00:43:03,914 --> 00:43:06,000 I'm good. Thank you. Get out of here. 595 00:43:06,083 --> 00:43:08,085 Let's go. Keep moving. Keep moving. 596 00:43:08,168 --> 00:43:09,587 I'm just as sad as you. 597 00:43:10,629 --> 00:43:12,339 - All right. Thank you. - Got you. 598 00:43:12,423 --> 00:43:13,423 You had so much fun. 599 00:43:13,716 --> 00:43:16,051 What the fuck, Winters? Pussy block much? 600 00:43:16,135 --> 00:43:18,095 SOCOM received a bomb threat. 601 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:21,473 If we don't release Ivan Koslov, Las Vegas will be destroyed 602 00:43:21,557 --> 00:43:23,601 by a five kilo-bomb device. 603 00:43:23,684 --> 00:43:27,271 - Kilo-bomb? That sounds bad. - That's not what I meant. 604 00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:29,982 "Kilo" means 1,000. So they're saying 5,000 bombs? 605 00:43:30,065 --> 00:43:32,526 - I call bullshit. - Koslov's people have a nuke. 606 00:43:36,071 --> 00:43:39,700 - This is why I don't drink. - Oh! Good for you, Paul. 607 00:43:39,783 --> 00:43:42,578 We should all be so fucking boring. Fuck. 608 00:43:44,246 --> 00:43:47,291 Shit. Langdon wants to Zoom. 609 00:43:51,962 --> 00:43:53,589 Fuck. Look at this place. 610 00:43:54,632 --> 00:43:56,091 - The bedroom. - Come on. 611 00:44:02,139 --> 00:44:04,308 Smells like somebody got their fuck on in here. 612 00:44:05,559 --> 00:44:08,771 - Nobody got their fuck on in here. - Somebody fornicated in here. 613 00:44:08,854 --> 00:44:11,649 She couldn't have been that good. Dude didn't finish. 614 00:44:11,732 --> 00:44:13,984 Probably some limp-dick with erectile dysfunction. 615 00:44:16,862 --> 00:44:18,113 Oh, shit. 616 00:44:21,575 --> 00:44:22,576 Much better. 617 00:44:23,452 --> 00:44:24,453 Paul. 618 00:44:30,250 --> 00:44:31,543 Good. You're all there. 619 00:44:31,627 --> 00:44:35,464 We've been analyzing the message. It was sent from within Clark County. 620 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,174 No doubt from a Koslov associate. 621 00:44:37,257 --> 00:44:39,843 What's the threat crebidility? Credibility. 622 00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:45,849 The lab report on the bomb you retrieved showed only traces of isotopic uranium. 623 00:44:45,933 --> 00:44:49,436 Just enough to be detected, but not enough for an explosion. 624 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,855 Highly sophisticated copy. 625 00:44:51,939 --> 00:44:55,859 That means someone working for Koslov still has the mother lode. 626 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,863 The lab has been trying to get in touch with your EOD. Is he there with you? 627 00:45:01,448 --> 00:45:02,991 - Hagerty's here. - Good. 628 00:45:03,075 --> 00:45:06,161 We're gonna need his magic if this turns out to be as bad as we... 629 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,082 Wait. What is that? 630 00:45:15,212 --> 00:45:18,382 Sorry, someone moved a camel. Statue. 631 00:45:19,299 --> 00:45:23,887 Look, Winters, I know tonight was supposed to be a celebration. 632 00:45:23,971 --> 00:45:27,558 But as we all know, in our line of work, we're always on call. 633 00:45:27,641 --> 00:45:31,645 I assume your team celebrated responsibly, and nobody took things too far. 634 00:45:37,943 --> 00:45:42,573 No, sir, we all celerated... Celebrated responsibly. 635 00:45:42,656 --> 00:45:46,034 I just want to know, is your team ready to get back into this? 636 00:45:46,118 --> 00:45:49,288 - Fuck. No. - Mmm. 637 00:45:49,371 --> 00:45:50,372 Sir... 638 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:53,417 Ready as a dog in heat, sir. 639 00:45:53,500 --> 00:45:56,670 That's what I like to hear. Ball's in your court. 640 00:45:56,753 --> 00:45:59,756 You have a little over seven hours. Find that nuke. 641 00:46:03,343 --> 00:46:07,055 "Ready as a dog in heat?" Our blood alcohol's through the roof. 642 00:46:07,139 --> 00:46:09,683 You shitheads took drugs. We gotta stand down. 643 00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:13,353 We do that, who they gonna replace us with? The fucking FBI? 644 00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:14,730 Fucking FBI sucks. 645 00:46:14,813 --> 00:46:17,316 If they could handle this shit, they'd be handling it. 646 00:46:17,399 --> 00:46:21,153 - I hate to admit. She has a point. - Even Paul agrees. 647 00:46:21,236 --> 00:46:23,947 Now I don't care how fucked up we are, Winters. 648 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:25,491 We're still the best in the game. 649 00:46:27,659 --> 00:46:29,328 Now, let's fucking finish this. 650 00:46:35,250 --> 00:46:38,837 - Okay. We're back on. - Let's do this shit. 651 00:46:38,921 --> 00:46:40,047 What do we know? 652 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:43,675 Koslov sold a fake bomb. But why? 653 00:46:43,759 --> 00:46:45,969 Because he's a lying commie son of a bitch. 654 00:46:46,053 --> 00:46:48,931 For the last time, Koslov is not a communist. 655 00:46:49,765 --> 00:46:52,851 He only cares about money, he... Wait. 656 00:46:52,935 --> 00:46:56,063 Our guests have arrived and are ready to eat. 657 00:46:56,146 --> 00:46:57,356 They are waiting for you. 658 00:46:57,439 --> 00:46:58,774 I love you. 659 00:46:59,983 --> 00:47:02,361 Let them wait, it's only appetizers. 660 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:06,073 I'll be on time for the main course. 661 00:47:07,783 --> 00:47:11,203 The fake was the appetizer. Real nuke, the main course. 662 00:47:11,286 --> 00:47:12,829 - What do you mean? - Think about it. 663 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:15,332 Koslov could trick the crypto guys into buying a fake 664 00:47:15,415 --> 00:47:17,042 but only if he had a higher offer. 665 00:47:17,125 --> 00:47:18,125 A second buyer? 666 00:47:19,962 --> 00:47:22,339 It's like selling a bag of oregano to a teenager 667 00:47:22,422 --> 00:47:24,925 while saving the real deal for someone more savvy. 668 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:27,469 - Oh! - Saw an opportunity to get paid twice. 669 00:47:27,553 --> 00:47:31,348 Okay, where's Lerner? She needs to pull up the operation files. 670 00:47:31,431 --> 00:47:34,768 - She took off about 20 minutes ago. - Took off where? 671 00:47:35,894 --> 00:47:37,271 ♪ I'm having a ball ♪ 672 00:47:38,438 --> 00:47:40,816 ♪ I'm running the show ♪ 673 00:47:42,067 --> 00:47:44,611 ♪ How I got stuck... ♪ 674 00:47:44,695 --> 00:47:46,363 Where's my special cheeseburger? 675 00:47:46,446 --> 00:47:48,532 I already told you. We don't serve food here. 676 00:47:49,741 --> 00:47:52,411 Then what the fuck you call this? 677 00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:58,917 I want my special cheeseburger! Medium rare, plus extra mayo. 678 00:47:59,001 --> 00:48:02,754 I'm not supposed to say this, but you've had a little too much to drink. 679 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:05,007 You've had a little too much to drink. 680 00:48:05,090 --> 00:48:09,094 Just give her the goddamn burger. Okay? Customer's always right. 681 00:48:10,637 --> 00:48:12,180 - Thanks. - Yeah. 682 00:48:12,264 --> 00:48:14,975 At least one person in this whole city has my back. 683 00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,602 Anytime, girl. 684 00:48:17,936 --> 00:48:19,521 Let me guess, boy trouble? 685 00:48:20,856 --> 00:48:22,524 My boss fucked my crush. 686 00:48:23,525 --> 00:48:24,526 Damn. 687 00:48:24,610 --> 00:48:27,029 I even put on the whipped cream and everything. 688 00:48:27,112 --> 00:48:28,155 You think that's bad? 689 00:48:28,238 --> 00:48:33,368 My man was supposed to take me to go see J.Lo at Resorts World. Ghosted me. 690 00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,289 The real question is what are we going to do about it? 691 00:48:37,372 --> 00:48:38,874 What do you mean? 692 00:48:38,957 --> 00:48:44,004 I mean we are two, hot single women in Vegas. 693 00:48:44,755 --> 00:48:48,383 One of us smells like a goddamn ice cream sundae. 694 00:48:48,467 --> 00:48:52,012 People ought to be lined up. It's time we do things our way. 695 00:48:52,763 --> 00:48:55,098 Hey, you want to take a ride with me? 696 00:48:56,141 --> 00:48:57,726 Huh? 697 00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:06,652 Fuck yeah. Ride or die. 698 00:49:08,111 --> 00:49:11,031 Let's do it! You got little titties too. You can shake 'em. 699 00:49:11,114 --> 00:49:13,241 - You've reached Maya Lerner... - Damn it. 700 00:49:15,243 --> 00:49:17,871 Someone give me a laptop. I'll access the files myself. 701 00:49:17,954 --> 00:49:19,081 Yo, mira... 702 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,250 - Your lab partner left her shit. - Ah! 703 00:49:23,335 --> 00:49:26,213 - About what happened earlier... - Nothing happened. 704 00:49:27,673 --> 00:49:29,216 Once I access this database, 705 00:49:29,299 --> 00:49:33,095 we'll be able to look at everything and I'll be able to pare down Koslov... 706 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:37,432 - Oh shit! - Oh! Fucking gross, Winters. 707 00:49:37,516 --> 00:49:39,768 - The fuck did you eat? - I don't think I ate. 708 00:49:40,519 --> 00:49:43,230 There's chunks of food in there. Is that quesadilla? 709 00:49:43,313 --> 00:49:46,608 There was quesadillas? No one told me there was quesadillas. 710 00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,026 There were no quesadillas. 711 00:49:48,110 --> 00:49:50,362 Uh... Anybody have a mint? 712 00:49:50,445 --> 00:49:52,572 I could go for some quesadillas. 713 00:49:53,573 --> 00:49:55,492 Oh, shit, that may have been drugs. 714 00:49:56,451 --> 00:49:58,036 Fuck the computer. 715 00:49:58,120 --> 00:49:59,705 You want to get that bomb back? 716 00:49:59,788 --> 00:50:02,416 Drag Koslov out of his cell and beat it out of him. 717 00:50:02,499 --> 00:50:06,795 Koslov is old-school. His father was KGB. He's not gonna give it up easy. 718 00:50:06,878 --> 00:50:10,549 He was prepared for this, knew what would happen if we captured him, 719 00:50:10,632 --> 00:50:12,092 he knows what happens next. 720 00:50:12,175 --> 00:50:15,846 So we're all going to need to sober up real fucking quick. 721 00:50:16,888 --> 00:50:18,807 If the nuke is still out there, 722 00:50:18,890 --> 00:50:23,729 and one of Koslov's men has it, we're back to square one. 723 00:50:23,812 --> 00:50:25,439 The weapon is ready. 724 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:28,066 The countdown has begun. 725 00:50:28,150 --> 00:50:29,317 Have you made contact? 726 00:50:31,069 --> 00:50:32,696 I have the NSA op. 727 00:50:32,779 --> 00:50:37,409 - What's taking so long? - Get in here, girl! 728 00:50:37,492 --> 00:50:39,161 She doesn't suspect a thing. 729 00:50:39,745 --> 00:50:40,787 Excellent. 730 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:46,877 Ooh! I hope there's champs in there, because we getting fucked... 731 00:50:46,960 --> 00:50:47,961 - Up! - Up! 732 00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:50,714 I already knew. Whoo! 733 00:50:55,677 --> 00:50:58,013 All right, we all need to clear our minds, 734 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:04,186 forget anything that happened tonight, and get back on our A-game. ASAP. 735 00:51:06,062 --> 00:51:07,355 Everyone. 736 00:51:08,732 --> 00:51:10,901 - Ladies and gentlemen. - Oh, God. 737 00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,402 - Shit! - Fuck, Hagerty. 738 00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:13,904 Nope. 739 00:51:16,865 --> 00:51:20,494 - Hagerty has left the building. - Uh, no. 740 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:23,163 Shit! 741 00:51:24,456 --> 00:51:26,249 - Hagerty? - Oh, my God. 742 00:51:28,960 --> 00:51:32,506 - Let's go! We got commies to interrogate! - Let's go! Come on. 743 00:51:38,011 --> 00:51:39,888 - Oh, shit! - Fuck. 744 00:51:42,390 --> 00:51:43,391 Go! 745 00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,312 Everyone strap in! 746 00:51:47,395 --> 00:51:52,776 - Are you sure you're okay to fly? - Yep, I've got nothing in my system. 747 00:51:52,859 --> 00:51:55,362 Other than an entire bowl of chips and guac. 748 00:51:56,112 --> 00:51:57,781 Thank God one of us is sober. 749 00:52:00,909 --> 00:52:03,286 ♪ Hey, and I want ♪ 750 00:52:04,871 --> 00:52:06,998 ♪ And you got ♪ 751 00:52:08,708 --> 00:52:10,669 ♪ So much ♪ 752 00:52:12,921 --> 00:52:14,965 ♪ Crazy for ♪ 753 00:52:16,174 --> 00:52:17,551 ♪ Your touch ♪ 754 00:52:20,303 --> 00:52:21,638 ♪ Your touch ♪ 755 00:52:24,182 --> 00:52:25,684 ♪ Your touch ♪ 756 00:52:28,562 --> 00:52:29,896 ♪ Your touch ♪ 757 00:52:33,483 --> 00:52:35,610 ♪ And I'll be good ♪ 758 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:40,323 ♪ Like I should ♪ 759 00:52:41,950 --> 00:52:44,119 ♪ Waiting and such ♪ 760 00:52:45,453 --> 00:52:49,040 ♪ Misery I need ♪ 761 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:50,584 ♪ Your touch ♪ 762 00:52:53,044 --> 00:52:54,504 ♪ Your touch ♪ 763 00:52:56,965 --> 00:52:58,550 ♪ Your touch ♪ 764 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:02,762 ♪ Your touch ♪ 59888

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