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And so, after six months apart,
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Aunt Lily and Uncle Marshall
were finally back together.
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Oh, my God.
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These pancakes are delicious!
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Yes. Thank you.
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Um, I learned how to cook while
you were gone this summer.
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Oh. Do you want to
cook dinner tonight?
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Yeah, sure.
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How about pancakes?
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And things were back
to normal... almost.
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You may not have much range,
but at least I'm marrying a guy
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who knows how to make pancakes.
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Oh, um...
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I mean, um...
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Well, I... I realize that we
haven't really discussed
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whether us getting back together
means us getting married, but...
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I still wanna.
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Do you still wanna?
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Really?
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Of course, I love you.
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No, I mean,
that's how you're gonna do it?
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"Do you still wanna?" That's
like the lamest proposal ever.
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When I did it, I got down on my knees...
I don't know, I'm just saying.
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Marshall Eriksen,
will you ma...
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- No, no, no, no, no, no.
- What?!
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You can't lead with that.
You got to... build up to that.
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You got to have,
like, a little speech.
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Do you remember your
proposal to me?
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I had a speech prepared.
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What do you want to hear?
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I don't know.
I mean, you could tell me,
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like, about how good-looking
and funny and smart I am
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and I've been
working out lately.
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It might be nice for you to
mention something... about that.
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Marshall...
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- you are good-looking...
- Thank you.
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- You're funny.
- Oh, thanks.
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- You're smart.
- And a few tears wouldn't hurt.
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Okay, would you freakin'
marry me already?
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I'll marry you. Of course.
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But, um, until you see a ring on this
finger, don't expect me to put out.
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Yeah, right.
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I'll give you this.
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That was a very
creative use of syrup.
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I can't even look Mrs.
Butterworth in the eye.
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Oh, my God.
We're getting married!
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I know, I know.
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It was a moment of happiness,
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followed of course by a
moment of total panic.
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See, when they called
off their first wedding,
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Aunt Lily took off
for San Francisco
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leaving Uncle Marshall
with the unfortunate task
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of telling his entire family.
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Yeah, so now she's gone
and the wedding's off.
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What do you call someone who just
takes off and leaves like that?
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What do you call that?
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I think that that's
a little strong.
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I can't even believe you
would use a word like that.
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Geez, Grandma.
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Man, I made a big mess by
canceling this wedding, didn't I?
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It's okay, baby.
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You're not just realizing that now,
are you?
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God, the idea of standing up
there in front of all those people
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who hate my guts...
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just makes me want to run off to
Atlantic City and get married today.
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Yeah.
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Coming up at 11:00:
Are there piranhas in the East River?
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What you don't know...
could eat you.
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Robin! Stop the news!
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- What the hell?
- It's okay. They're my friends.
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We're going to Atlantic City to elope.
You got to come with us.
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Oh, my God,
that is so fantastic!
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I-I don't know if I
can just leave work.
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It's okay;
Mike can read the news tonight.
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Hey, Mike...
you can read, right?
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Yeah, I'm the best at reading.
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- Let's go to Atlantic City!
- Yeah!
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You guys are eloping!
Oh, that's fantastic.
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Wait, is this because there's a time
crunch Uncle Ted should know about?
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I hope not because I plan
on getting hammered.
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Guys, this sounds like so much fun,
but I can't really take off work.
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I'm kind of important around here,
you know? I'm the project manager.
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Ted, for the rest of our lives,
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we are going to be
telling the amazing story
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of how we went to Atlantic
City and got married.
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Don't you want to
be in that story?
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Of course I do.
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- Let's go to Atlantic City!
- Yeah!
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Oh, but when we tell the story, can you
leave out the part where I hesitate?
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You got it.
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Hey, guys.
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Wow. A pedicure.
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Uh, if there were any shame
in a dude getting a pedicure
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I don't think there would have been a
feature about it in Details magazine.
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We're going to Atlantic
City to elope right now!
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Oh, congratulations, Lily.
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Marshall, you're getting married?
What the hell?
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So are you in or not?
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Hell, yeah, I'm in!
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Just... I'm almost done.
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- No, we got to get going to the...
- Well, actually, I mean...
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It is my wedding day,
and since we're here...
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So we all got a pedicure
and then headed down...
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to Atlantic City.
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Wow. Look at this place.
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I guess I'll have my
pick of something old.
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And something blue. Somebody
should really check on this lady.
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Ah, A.C., always in decline,
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never hitting bottom.
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It's good to be back,
old friend.
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You been here before?
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Oh, uh, once or twice.
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Barney!
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Ah, good to see you, too.
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Three times, maybe.
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The wedding chapel--
this is it.
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Are you ready to do this?
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I'm ready.
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- Let's get married.
- Yeah.
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Oh, crap. I don't have a veil.
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I'm a bride;
I can't get married without a veil.
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And a bouquet.
I need a veil and a bouquet.
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Oh, my God,
we're getting married.
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Don't worry. Relax.
We'll get you a veil, honey.
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Oh, Robin,
that's a really cute outfit.
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Oh, really? Thanks.
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Yeah, it has to go. I'm the bride;
you can't look better than me.
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Done.
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I'm going to get the bouquet.
You guys get the veil.
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We'll meet in the
chapel in 20 minutes.
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Ready, break.
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You guys want to go gamble?
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No, we got to go get the veil.
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Or we looked everywhere,
and we couldn't find one.
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Yeah, okay.
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No, you guys go ahead.
I'm going to find the veil.
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So this is it, right?
The last 20 minutes of your single life.
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- I'm proud of you, buddy.
- Thanks.
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- How are you feeling?
- Great, a little nervous.
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- Yeah? Craps?
- Not that nervous.
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- No, I mean do you want to play craps.
- Oh, yeah, definitely.
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Okay, I got the veil.
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She wasn't ready to be married.
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All right,
let's talk bachelor party.
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Are we thinking full-on strip club,
or should we rent a room
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and have a private
toy show-- whew.
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What did you just say?
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- Barney, no.
- Marshall, I'm your best man.
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- You're not my best man.
- Right here.
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And as your best man,
I have to throw you a bachelor party.
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That's part of
being a best friend.
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- You're not my best friend.
- Right here.
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Barney, I don't have any
time for a bachelor party.
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I've got, like, 18 minutes.
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18 minutes.
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Oh, good. Did you get the veil?
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Of course.
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And it took us
exactly 18 minutes.
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We went to a strip club.
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- Dude!
- Unbelievable!
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We weren't there for very long.
It's not like I had time
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to have a lap dance or anything.
I got a lap dance.
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- Your last lap dance ever.
- Right...
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What?
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Okay, I'm here. Right?
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Oh, God, the things people
waste money on in Atlantic City.
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Does it smell like
strippers in here?
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That's weird, right?
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Marshall and Lily
are getting married!
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Hell, yeah, look at this.
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Oh, baby, this is it.
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- Let's do this thing.
- All right.
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Hi. We're here to get married.
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Congratulations. We offer
a variety of packages
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to give you the special day
you've always dreamed about.
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We don't want any of that. Just your
basic quickie wedding will be fine.
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Yeah.
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You know this
isn't Vegas, right?
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Well, sure.
In Vegas, the casinos pump in oxygen.
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Here, it looks like
everyone brought their own.
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What?
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It also takes three days to get
a marriage license in New Jersey.
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The earliest I could
book you for is Monday.
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No, no, no, it has to be today.
That's the whole point.
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Look, I don't know what to say,
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but if you guys don't want
to book a wedding for Monday
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or play a round of keno,
I can't help you.
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Thirty-five.
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Wait, I don't understand, people get
married in Atlantic City all the time.
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Yes, they do,
but they don't elope.
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They choose Atlantic City
for its white sand beaches,
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world-class amenities,
and exotic Riviera feel.
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Have you been outside?
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There is half an orca whale rotting
not 20 feet from the cabana.
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You guys, take it easy, guys.
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Are you sure about this?
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About the marriage laws of the state
where I work in a wedding chapel?
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Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
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Bright side:
the bachelor party continues!
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Yes!
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Continues? You mean
"start." He means "start."
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We went to a strip club.
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Twenty-seven.
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Is there any way that we
could get a license today?
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You could go to the courthouse.
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In some extreme circumstances,
the waiting period can be waived,
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but you have to
have a good reason.
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Well, we're in love.
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What better reason
could there be?
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The last one I heard was,
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"I'm going to Iraq tomorrow
to defend my country,"
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but, you know,
give yours a whirl.
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So we went to the courthouse.
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God, this is taking forever.
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Can't believe they're
getting married.
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I know.
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I am so proud of these two.
After all they've been through.
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In fact,
that crazy road has led them
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all the way here
to Atlantic City.
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Ted, up here.
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You were just staring
at my shirt boobs.
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No! I wasn't.
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I-I was checking out the hot
bod underneath the shirt.
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Okay, look,
maybe I was looking at your shirt,
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but it's a, it's a funny,
funny shirt.
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Hey, it's Barney!
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- Barney!
- Hi.
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...suit up.
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...legend.
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...Daddy.
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American daddy.
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What the hell was that?
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A... Chinese guy?
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Hi. Hello.
Uh, we need a marriage license,
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but we need to skip the
waiting period because...
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we're in love.
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Aw. I'm gonna waive this
waiting period right now.
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Oh, really?!
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Is what I would say if I could
waive the waiting period,
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but unfortunately,
only a judge can do that.
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Oh. Well,
so can we see a judge?
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- Absolutely.
- Really?!
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Is what I would say if there was any
chance of you seeing a judge today,
247
00:11:27,265 --> 00:11:29,580
which there isn't.
248
00:11:29,592 --> 00:11:32,738
Why are you doing this to us?!
249
00:11:32,754 --> 00:11:35,168
'Cause you're on Candid Camera!
250
00:11:35,183 --> 00:11:37,060
- Really?!
- Is what I would say...
251
00:11:37,072 --> 00:11:38,879
You know what? We get it.
252
00:11:41,183 --> 00:11:44,299
Okay, this is a good plan B.
253
00:11:44,312 --> 00:11:46,489
Judges are people.
People go to the batoom.
254
00:11:46,505 --> 00:11:48,549
A judge is bound to
come by eventually,
255
00:11:48,565 --> 00:11:49,909
and we'll get married.
256
00:11:49,923 --> 00:11:52,147
I'm sure we won't
be waiting long.
257
00:11:58,472 --> 00:12:02,008
Geez, you go to a vending
machine for 30 seconds.
258
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,329
Vultures.
259
00:12:10,565 --> 00:12:11,889
What?
260
00:12:13,494 --> 00:12:14,590
Here?
261
00:12:14,605 --> 00:12:17,028
Yeah. Got a little
time to kill.
262
00:12:17,974 --> 00:12:20,888
Oh, my God,
it's the T-shirt, isn't it?
263
00:12:20,902 --> 00:12:21,969
No.
264
00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:23,279
A little.
265
00:12:23,295 --> 00:12:25,839
Something is seriously
wrong with you.
266
00:12:25,862 --> 00:12:27,908
So what, is that a no?
267
00:12:28,955 --> 00:12:30,748
- All right, let's do it.
- All right.
268
00:12:30,763 --> 00:12:32,569
Um, also...?
269
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,469
- Yes, I'll leave it on.
- Sweet.
270
00:12:34,703 --> 00:12:37,389
Guys, let's bail.
This is never gonna happen.
271
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:40,468
Look, I know this is turning
into a bit of a disaster,
272
00:12:40,484 --> 00:12:43,689
but believe me,
it's better than the alternative.
273
00:12:43,703 --> 00:12:46,749
You throwing a big,
free party with lots of booze and food
274
00:12:46,765 --> 00:12:49,320
and all your single,
desperate girlfriends from college?
275
00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:52,248
Yeah, glad we
dodged that bullet.
276
00:12:52,803 --> 00:12:55,709
Judge! Judge, come on.
Come on, come on, come on!
277
00:13:03,363 --> 00:13:05,030
- Turn it off.
- Okay.
278
00:13:06,615 --> 00:13:09,460
May we please get
married today?
279
00:13:09,473 --> 00:13:12,519
Now, normally I would say
no to a request like that,
280
00:13:12,543 --> 00:13:14,630
but you two impress me.
281
00:13:14,643 --> 00:13:17,770
Just the fact that you've
been together for ten years,
282
00:13:17,783 --> 00:13:21,349
standing by each other's
side through thick and thin,
283
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:23,660
never wavering.
284
00:13:24,225 --> 00:13:27,088
- What was that?
- What was what?
285
00:13:27,102 --> 00:13:29,078
That little look.
What was that?
286
00:13:29,752 --> 00:13:31,828
A look of love.
287
00:13:32,293 --> 00:13:35,948
You two have stood together
through thick and thin, right?
288
00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,638
- You know, what's thick, what's thin?
- Yeah, I mean, all... yeah.
289
00:13:38,652 --> 00:13:39,829
I have.
290
00:13:40,312 --> 00:13:42,287
All right, what was that look?
291
00:13:43,274 --> 00:13:44,667
What's going on?
292
00:13:44,685 --> 00:13:46,437
They broke up over the summer.
293
00:13:46,452 --> 00:13:50,098
Lily totally ran off to San Francisco
and these two just had sex in the closet.
294
00:13:51,174 --> 00:13:53,358
What? We're under oath.
295
00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:54,747
No, we're not.
296
00:13:54,764 --> 00:13:58,398
Yeah, we are. He's a judge.
297
00:13:58,552 --> 00:14:00,017
Wh-- did we take an oath?
298
00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:01,978
Do you even know
what an oath is?
299
00:14:01,994 --> 00:14:05,070
Uh, yeah. Courthouse.
300
00:14:05,083 --> 00:14:07,260
Oath. We're under it.
301
00:14:11,634 --> 00:14:14,979
Guys. It's looking like
this isn't gonna happen.
302
00:14:14,995 --> 00:14:17,540
No, Marshall,
we are gonna get married today.
303
00:14:17,554 --> 00:14:20,710
Baby, anyplace we go,
we're gonna need a marriage license.
304
00:14:20,724 --> 00:14:23,337
Except international waters.
305
00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,708
So-so let's find
a ship captain.
306
00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,490
A ship captain can marry us.
307
00:14:27,502 --> 00:14:29,617
There's boats all
over this place.
308
00:14:29,634 --> 00:14:32,509
Oh, is that what those wooden things
are floating between the garbage?
309
00:14:32,525 --> 00:14:36,688
This is a great idea.
This is gonna work. Let's go.
310
00:14:37,752 --> 00:14:40,317
Excuse me.
Are you a ship captain?
311
00:14:40,335 --> 00:14:42,450
This is my machine.
312
00:14:44,512 --> 00:14:46,880
- I should go talk to her.
- No, let me.
313
00:14:49,675 --> 00:14:51,237
- Blackjack?
- Yeah.
314
00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:57,728
Well, I found a guy who said he'd be
willing to put his boat in my slip,
315
00:14:57,745 --> 00:14:59,580
so we're getting closer.
316
00:14:59,594 --> 00:15:03,657
Okay, Lil, why is it
so important to do this today?
317
00:15:03,673 --> 00:15:06,807
Because... if we
don't do it today,
318
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:09,547
I just know we're gonna wind
up having a huge wedding
319
00:15:09,564 --> 00:15:13,120
with a huge crowd full of
huge Midwestern people
320
00:15:13,133 --> 00:15:15,270
looking all disapproving
and judging me
321
00:15:15,285 --> 00:15:17,238
while sipping little
cups of mayonnaise
322
00:15:17,252 --> 00:15:20,178
and-and cracking runaway
bride jokes all night long.
323
00:15:20,193 --> 00:15:21,878
- Nobody's gonna do that.
- No, they're not
324
00:15:21,894 --> 00:15:23,579
because I'm not gonna
give them the chance.
325
00:15:23,615 --> 00:15:26,619
I'm gonna find a ship captain and
we're gonna be married tonight.
326
00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,308
Sweetie, this is crazy.
327
00:15:28,325 --> 00:15:29,620
You're never gonna
find a ship capt...
328
00:15:29,653 --> 00:15:31,847
Hey, Lily.
Found a ship captain.
329
00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:33,360
- What?
- Yeah.
330
00:15:33,375 --> 00:15:35,768
First guy we talked to.
Ship captain.
331
00:15:35,784 --> 00:15:37,237
How great is that?
332
00:15:37,252 --> 00:15:40,117
See? See, this is destiny.
333
00:15:40,135 --> 00:15:43,920
So, captain, can you take us out to
international waters and marry us?
334
00:15:43,933 --> 00:15:44,958
I sure can.
335
00:15:44,975 --> 00:15:48,649
If there's two things I love, it's
bringing people together in marriage
336
00:15:48,672 --> 00:15:50,897
- and making $5,000.
- What?
337
00:15:50,914 --> 00:15:54,270
Deal. $5,000, okay, we can do that.
Come on, everybody.
338
00:15:54,283 --> 00:15:57,179
Fork over your cash.
Don't think. Just do it.
339
00:15:57,192 --> 00:15:58,648
I can get us that money.
340
00:15:58,673 --> 00:15:59,768
How?
341
00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,480
Have you noticed
that all day today
342
00:16:01,504 --> 00:16:04,399
Chinese guys have been coming
up and saying hi to me?
343
00:16:04,412 --> 00:16:06,709
Yes. Have you noticed I
haven't asked about it
344
00:16:06,722 --> 00:16:08,720
because I'm too
scared of the answer?
345
00:16:08,835 --> 00:16:11,150
Well, those are my
old gambling buddies.
346
00:16:11,165 --> 00:16:13,737
Truth is...
I used to come here all the time.
347
00:16:13,765 --> 00:16:17,587
Play an old Chinese game
called "Shing Hasabu Shing".
348
00:16:17,605 --> 00:16:19,689
Had a small gambling problem.
349
00:16:19,844 --> 00:16:21,717
Actually, it wasn't
so small. I...
350
00:16:21,734 --> 00:16:24,868
kind of lost my entire
life's savings.
351
00:16:24,882 --> 00:16:27,519
But tonight, I don't know,
I'm feeling hot.
352
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,920
I think I can win
us that money.
353
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:32,867
No, we're not letting you
gamble all our money away.
354
00:16:32,894 --> 00:16:36,927
Uh, it's not gambling if you
absolutely know you're going to win.
355
00:16:37,052 --> 00:16:38,980
I'll get us that money.
356
00:16:39,494 --> 00:16:42,009
I swear it, nay...
357
00:16:42,025 --> 00:16:44,230
I oath it.
358
00:16:44,385 --> 00:16:47,708
Now, I had been to a lot of
casinos before that night,
359
00:16:47,725 --> 00:16:50,140
and I've been to a
lot of casinos since,
360
00:16:50,155 --> 00:16:53,847
but in all that time I've never
seen a game quite like this one.
361
00:16:53,865 --> 00:16:56,460
To this day,
I have no idea how it was played.
362
00:16:56,472 --> 00:16:58,539
But luckily, Barney did.
363
00:17:00,182 --> 00:17:01,480
Do you understand
what's happening?
364
00:17:01,513 --> 00:17:03,258
Not a clue.
365
00:17:23,202 --> 00:17:24,767
Do you think he's winning?
366
00:17:24,783 --> 00:17:26,790
I don't even know
if he's playing.
367
00:17:33,255 --> 00:17:35,258
Wait, I get it.
I understand this game.
368
00:17:35,274 --> 00:17:35,999
No, you don't.
369
00:17:36,015 --> 00:17:38,318
I totally understand
the game, Theodore.
370
00:17:38,335 --> 00:17:41,739
Barney, split your tiles. You can triple
your money if you find the jellybean.
371
00:17:41,753 --> 00:17:44,927
Marshall, please.
Don't you think I know what I'm...
372
00:17:45,872 --> 00:17:48,359
My God, you're right.
373
00:18:27,095 --> 00:18:30,137
Wow. It's beautiful.
374
00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:31,557
Thanks, Barney.
375
00:18:31,573 --> 00:18:33,209
Did you guys see me?
I was on fire tonight.
376
00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:34,647
Man, I can't wait to
get back to the shore.
377
00:18:34,683 --> 00:18:36,449
God, I love gambling!
378
00:18:36,475 --> 00:18:39,389
When we get home, we're gonna
go to a little meeting. Okay?
379
00:18:39,405 --> 00:18:41,500
Why can't I do it
just a little?
380
00:18:43,685 --> 00:18:44,919
Okay.
381
00:18:45,513 --> 00:18:47,758
Let's get this started.
382
00:18:49,222 --> 00:18:51,197
Okay, uh...
383
00:18:51,343 --> 00:18:53,927
you guys want the serious
one or the funny one?
384
00:18:53,942 --> 00:18:57,157
Oh, I think...
serious would be best.
385
00:18:57,183 --> 00:19:00,980
You sure? I got a lot of
great nautical jokes in there.
386
00:19:01,005 --> 00:19:04,188
Like how you two float each
other's boat, stuff like that.
387
00:19:04,203 --> 00:19:06,268
Yeah, serious is probably good.
388
00:19:10,362 --> 00:19:13,368
"We stand witness today
389
00:19:13,385 --> 00:19:18,019
"to celebrate the union
of Lily and Marshall.
390
00:19:18,082 --> 00:19:20,727
"Today, you two
will become one,
391
00:19:20,742 --> 00:19:22,789
"sharing your lives,
392
00:19:22,804 --> 00:19:25,040
"the happiness, the sadness,
393
00:19:25,052 --> 00:19:27,349
"the frustrations
and the joy..."
394
00:19:27,414 --> 00:19:29,210
This is pretty cool.
395
00:19:29,224 --> 00:19:31,640
I can't believe you never
want to get married.
396
00:19:31,685 --> 00:19:33,828
I never said "never."
397
00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:35,840
"...to declare your love
398
00:19:35,853 --> 00:19:37,568
"and devotion to each other
399
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,880
"in front of
friends and family,
400
00:19:40,894 --> 00:19:43,969
"all the people who
matter most to you."
401
00:19:44,114 --> 00:19:45,690
What was that?
402
00:19:45,905 --> 00:19:47,530
What was what?
403
00:19:48,404 --> 00:19:51,370
That little look.
You two just shared a look.
404
00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:58,167
- We don't want to do this.
- We don't.
405
00:19:58,182 --> 00:20:00,257
Are you kidding me?
406
00:20:00,274 --> 00:20:02,638
You guys are calling
off another wedding?
407
00:20:02,654 --> 00:20:06,279
After I spent all this
money on a bridesmaid shirt?
408
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:09,480
Did I bet someone that they'd call it
off? I did, didn't I? Who'd I bet?
409
00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:12,748
You actually expect any of us are
gonna come to your third wedding?
410
00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:14,038
Yes.
411
00:20:14,052 --> 00:20:16,557
'Cause it's gonna be amazing.
412
00:20:16,585 --> 00:20:20,408
Look, before I was afraid
to face Marshall's family
413
00:20:20,422 --> 00:20:23,378
and-and I didn't want to
do all that work, but...
414
00:20:23,392 --> 00:20:25,338
now that we're here...
415
00:20:25,384 --> 00:20:28,537
I realize that I have to
face Marshall's family
416
00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:31,857
and I really want to
do all that work.
417
00:20:31,873 --> 00:20:33,238
So do I.
418
00:20:33,254 --> 00:20:37,159
And yeah... my family
might still be upset with you.
419
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,777
But when they see us up there, they're
gonna see how much we love each other
420
00:20:39,813 --> 00:20:42,587
and none of that other
stuff is gonna matter.
421
00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:45,629
- I love you, Marshall.
- I love you, too, Lily pad.
422
00:20:45,793 --> 00:20:47,699
I now pronounce
you man and wife.
423
00:20:47,725 --> 00:20:48,977
- What?!
- What?!
424
00:20:49,262 --> 00:20:50,660
What, is that not right?
425
00:20:50,672 --> 00:20:53,188
Are... we married?
Did you just marry us?
426
00:20:53,202 --> 00:20:55,267
Weren't you listening?
We don't want to be married.
427
00:20:55,283 --> 00:20:58,988
Uh... I-I suppose I
could unpronounce you.
428
00:20:59,003 --> 00:21:01,800
- Unpronounce us.
- Unpronounce us!
429
00:21:01,825 --> 00:21:04,190
All right,
I unpronounce you man and wife.
430
00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:06,558
Oh, whew... that was close.
431
00:21:06,624 --> 00:21:09,510
And that's the story of how
Uncle Marshall and Aunt Lily
432
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,637
got married for 12 seconds
433
00:21:11,652 --> 00:21:13,988
somewhere off the
coast of Atlantic City.
434
00:21:20,195 --> 00:21:21,830
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
435
00:21:22,624 --> 00:21:23,978
Ted.
436
00:21:32,604 --> 00:21:34,120
Is Robin here?
437
00:21:34,133 --> 00:21:35,840
Man, I hope so.
438
00:21:36,875 --> 00:21:39,271
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