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Are you guys ready? Roll camera.
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Lisanne, 32A, magazine editor.
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- You want the bra off, too?
- Yeah.
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You're not showing my face, are you?
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Okay, because I would die if anyone knew I was doing this.
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Hold on.
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There! There you have it.
What do you want me to say?
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How do you feel about your breasts?
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How do I feel about my breasts?
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How would you feel about them?
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I've gone to the dentist and had tools laid on my chest as though it was a tray.
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As though it was a totally flat place upon which a person can...
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unthinkingly lay their things and get them later.
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I know you don't like it that I'm getting the operation because you're feminists.
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We're not trying to make any judgments here.
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Okay. Good, because I don't care if you did. I would just say, "Kiss my ass."
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I'm doing this for me and I don't care what anybody says.
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I wanna have big tits.
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We now transmit you direct to the laboratory of Captain Z-Ro.
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Please stand by.
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All right, Roger, set the location and activate the view screen.
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There you are, Jet:
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The Great Pyramids of Egypt, nearly 4,000 years old.
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How does he do it?
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Okay, Roger, move to the chair and sit down.
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- Stand by to activate the time machine.
- Yes, sir.
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Set it for the year 2000 BC.
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Bring up the voltage to one million.
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Thermo gauge: 40.5.
Stand by to activate the reactor.
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Yes, sir.
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- Petro?
- Yes, Captain.
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Stand by to operate the time machine.
Set it at 991.875.
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That's awfully high.
Where in the world are you going?
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Back to the Great Pyramid of Giza,
in the year 2000 BC.
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- Stand by for signals.
- Yes, sir.
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I'm separating the alveolus from the vomer.
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What do I need?
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- You would need the...
- No, Steve.
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Kevin?
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- Kevin?
- Sir?
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Never mind.
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That's all right.
Go back to what you were doing.
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It's peculiar...
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I have this 12-year-old boy here, we've got an aponeurosis of the velum.
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Since he's here at this operating room, why don't we give him some of that...
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What do you call it? Medical attention.
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- Aufricht retractor?
- Today!
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- What's that?
- What is what?
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- What's that you're holding?
- An aufricht retractor.
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- Really?
- I made some modifications to it.
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I integrated a spring-tension device that makes it easier...
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An aufricht retractor, you idiot!
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A real aufricht retractor!
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Aufricht retractor.
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Thank you.
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Did I ask you to modify it? Did I?
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No, I told you to fetch it, you moron.
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Asshole!
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- Watch your language.
- What a degrading sadist!
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That's it. After my rotation, I'm out of here. I'm going to Thoracics.
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Do you have any idea what Debakey's doing over there?
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He's building an artificial heart.
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Yeah, an artificial heart!
Debakey has 28 patents to his name.
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How many does Larson have?
None. Zero patents, the bastard!
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Watch your mouth!
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Debakey doesn't treat his people like this.
He treats his people like people...
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as evidenced by not being such an asshole.
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May I have a word with you?
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As a figure of authority and as a mentor...
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I've come to tolerate an amount of ignorant disdain from my residents.
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About what I said...
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But I expect, if not the real thing, at least a pretense of grudging respect.
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- I didn't mean it. All right, Dr. Larson?
- I had some very high hopes in you.
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I thought I could teach you something.
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I shouldn't have done it during surgery, but with my adjustments...
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I thought I could make a difference.
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You wanna move over to Thoracics?
You wanna swagger in the limelight.
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The artificial heart, the fancy building, and so forth?
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That's not it.
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It ain't enough to give a boy back his smile.
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They saved his life.
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What's it matter if he spends it in a closet with a bag over his head?
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- They call us beauticians.
- What?
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Plastic surgeons, they call us beauticians.
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- Who does?
- Everybody does.
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- You mean residents?
- Residents, nurses, doctors, everybody.
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- Are you gonna fire me?
- No.
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In what context
do they call us beauticians?
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I don't know. It's just a joke, I guess.
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- I thought you knew about it.
- Beauticians like a woman hairdresser?
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Or like some goddamn nail painter?
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I don't know what they mean.
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- Hi, Dave, Louis.
- Hello, Bill.
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- Listen, about what I said in there...
- Forget it.
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I'll want to remove those walls.
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- The kitchen, too small.
- Too small?
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You cannot cook in this kitchen.
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- What about a French window there?
- French windows.
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That's a great idea.
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I like that.
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Come on in and look at Patrice's new drawings.
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Sure, honey.
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I think I'll take a look at them as soon as you figure out how to pay for them.
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Actually, I have plans tonight.
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How about some other time this week?
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Actually, I'm gonna be busy all week.
But maybe some time after that?
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Okay. That sounds great.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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Goodbye.
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- Who was that?
- That was Kevin.
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Kevin Saunders?
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Yeah.
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What did he want?
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He wanted a date.
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Hi, Kevin.
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Look at this. Look at that.
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It's a padded bra.
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And this. Hold on.
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"The Pump." Look at how that works.
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And it's "doctor recommended."
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Just hold on. And creams.
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"Breast Enhancement Cream.
It will be our little secret."
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I gotta make my rounds.
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Would you just hear me out?
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You're healing very nicely.
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- Why? Just give me one reason...
- I'll have a nurse change that bandage.
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All I'm saying is this could open up a whole new world of medicine.
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- What, breasts?
- Why not?
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If Debakey can build a better heart, why can't we build a better breast?
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George, are you all right?
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I'm okay, Spinner.
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Hello, Raquel!
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Hello, Dr. Larson.
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- How are you?
- Pretty good. How you doing today?
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Pretty good.
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- This is Dr. Saunders.
- Hello.
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Would you mind showing him your breasts, please?
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Raquel had polyvinyl Ivalon sponges implanted in 1959.
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What happened?
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The porous sponges encouraged fibrous tissue to grow into them.
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We're taking them out tomorrow.
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We're concerned the polyvinyl releases carcinogens as it breaks down.
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That stuff belongs in automobile seats, not people.
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They were real nice for six months.
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- Thank you, Raquel.
- Sure.
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They don't teach it in medical school...
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but there have been plenty of doctors who've tried everything from paraffin to...
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glass balls in an attempt to make bigger breasts.
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They were successful in maiming.
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They were excellent at disfiguring and killing their patients.
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But, on the whole...
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I think you'd have to say the results were pretty terribly mixed.
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Terri, 34A, dental hygienist.
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That little snap of the bra clasp opening...
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which to the guy, I assume, represents some rush of erotic victory.
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A sound which should be a happy sound...
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creates in me a feeling of horror and panic so acute...
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I have an impulse to scream.
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What's so funny?
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I'm sorry. It's just the way you said that, it was funny.
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It wasn't so funny to me.
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Thank you.
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- I think Kennedy's really got him this time.
- Castro's gone out of his mind.
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Last Tuesday morning at 9:00 AM...
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I directed that our surveillance be stepped up.
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Having now confirmed and completed our evaluation of the evidence...
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and our decision on a course of action...
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this government feels obliged to report this new crisis to you in fullest detail.
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The characteristics of these new missile sites...
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Hello.
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I'm Dr. Saunders from the Texas Medical Center.
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Hello, Dr. Saunders from the Texas Medical Center.
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I know this sounds like a line...
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but I'm working on a medical project and I would like to enlist your help.
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You said you were a doctor.
I thought doctors had lots of money.
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I just finished my residency.
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So you can't write prescriptions?
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Why, are you sick?
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- What is that?
- It's a dental alginate mold.
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It looks like oatmeal.
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Yeah, actually. But you can't eat it.
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Don't worry, it washes right off the skin.
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Do you wanna take off your sweater?
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Okay...
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Here, sit. Would you, please?
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Take this towel and put it on your lap.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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- It's cold!
- I'm sorry.
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Okay?
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So all of these women are gonna be walking around with my boobs?
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I suppose.
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Maybe after this we can go bowling or something.
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- I have this thing that I'm doing.
- Okay.
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Go ahead, squeeze it.
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Go ahead, just squeeze it.
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Squeeze it, come on!
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Doesn't it feel exactly like a real breast?
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- How the hell would you know?
- Come on, I'm serious.
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And it's safe.
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Even if it broke, it's filled with salt water, which the body can absorb harmlessly.
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Have you thought about what people might say?
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What?
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You're not in Chicago anymore.
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A male doctor coming up with a way to make women's breasts bigger?
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I think they'd say thank you.
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Think of all the women who aren't happy with themselves...
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or the women who've had mastectomies...
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or whose breasts have been distorted by breastfeeding.
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When I think of my own mother...
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All right, that's enough. Just spare me.
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Your mother's breasts?
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A man can only take so much.
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Over there by the bar, they'd be over the moon if you said hello.
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- Honey, I see them every day.
- Honey, he's a cardiologist!
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Bye.
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- What's the matter, William?
- Why, hello, Frank, Michael.
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How you doing? Quite a party!
I hear they popped $10,000 on it.
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There's Debakey,
over there by the ice heart.
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How appropriate.
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I heard he had some guy the other day with a perfectly good heart...
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who wanted to swap it out for a man-made one.
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Simple.
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You know who that is?
That's Mitch Heilman, the astronaut.
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- He's short.
- They're doing amazing things at NASA.
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I used some of that technology to create a simplified dialysis procedure.
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My team's just come up with a new way of mapping neurons in the brain.
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They're gonna write that up in next month's Scientific Journal.
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What's new in plastic surgery?
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I've developed a new aufricht retractor.
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Did you find the old one inadequate?
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Hey, Dr. Larson.
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Anybody sitting here?
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- No, by all means.
- Thank you.
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The edges are sharp, they'll irritate the tissue.
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What?
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For your breasts,
the edges will irritate the tissue.
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An injection molding press could fix that.
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- What's the shell composed of?
- A polymer mixture.
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That's not gonna work.
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You need an inert material.
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I got a friend in Michigan who might be able to help us with this.
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Help us out? What are you saying?
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I'm saying let's see if we can make it work.
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This is Kevin Saunders and Dr. William Larson...
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the men who are going to build us a better bosom.
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Only one question:
How do I get on the testing committee?
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Go ahead.
249
00:19:04,764 --> 00:19:06,105
Open it.
250
00:19:09,685 --> 00:19:12,365
I let our chemists take a look at the prosthesis you sent...
251
00:19:12,434 --> 00:19:14,821
and they made some modifications.
252
00:19:14,896 --> 00:19:18,243
They constructed the shell membrane out of a silicone polymer.
253
00:19:18,318 --> 00:19:20,073
We're thinking of calling it the Larson.
254
00:19:22,568 --> 00:19:24,290
Is that a joke?
255
00:19:24,421 --> 00:19:25,827
We'll talk about it later.
256
00:19:25,892 --> 00:19:27,801
It's all negotiable down the road.
257
00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:31,169
You'll receive a generous royalty of each prosthesis sold.
258
00:19:31,265 --> 00:19:34,771
My lawyers handling that, but the operative word is "generous."
259
00:19:35,002 --> 00:19:36,114
What have you got in here?
260
00:19:36,185 --> 00:19:40,306
It's filled with a medical-grade silicone gel, also completely safe.
261
00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:43,281
We agreed it would be filled with saltwater solution.
262
00:19:43,347 --> 00:19:47,236
We tried that but the R&D guy said it rippled and sloshed around.
263
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,752
Silicone gel. That's the answer.
264
00:19:50,826 --> 00:19:54,784
It has the same viscosity as breast tissue and a gravity less than water.
265
00:19:54,854 --> 00:19:57,700
No one will know whether they're man-made or a gift from God!
266
00:19:58,721 --> 00:20:00,379
But is it safe?
267
00:20:00,735 --> 00:20:02,327
It's 100 percent safe.
268
00:20:02,398 --> 00:20:06,769
We originally developed silicone for use as an insulating material during World War II.
269
00:20:07,193 --> 00:20:09,712
We couldn't even keep it on the Navy docks in Okinawa.
270
00:20:09,911 --> 00:20:12,273
Turns out the Japs were stealing the stuff...
271
00:20:12,339 --> 00:20:14,921
and injecting it directly into women's breasts.
272
00:20:15,312 --> 00:20:18,058
But they were using industrial-grade liquid silicone.
273
00:20:18,125 --> 00:20:21,091
There's a great deal of health risk involved in that process.
274
00:20:21,164 --> 00:20:23,712
We filled these with medical-grade silicone gel...
275
00:20:23,879 --> 00:20:28,381
and enclosed it in an indestructible,
inert, non-reactive silastic bag.
276
00:20:28,451 --> 00:20:30,904
- It won't break down?
- It will not break down.
277
00:20:30,977 --> 00:20:32,667
We've got the patent on silicone.
278
00:20:32,736 --> 00:20:34,839
You've got something born to be made out of it.
279
00:20:34,910 --> 00:20:37,426
It's the perfect marriage of industry and medicine.
280
00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:39,797
Arlene, Mary Kay rep.
281
00:20:40,565 --> 00:20:42,539
Can I borrow your pencil?
282
00:20:44,147 --> 00:20:48,235
This is called the pencil test.
It's supposed to fall to the floor.
283
00:20:48,750 --> 00:20:50,340
I love my children...
284
00:20:50,412 --> 00:20:54,563
but I'm a little resentful about what they did to my breasts. Thanks.
285
00:20:54,630 --> 00:20:57,442
It's like someone blew up a balloon and let all the air out.
286
00:20:59,236 --> 00:21:02,045
Mastectomies, breastfeeding...
287
00:21:06,331 --> 00:21:08,597
We talk as doctors...
288
00:21:08,825 --> 00:21:11,124
in terms of the tangible and the empirical...
289
00:21:11,190 --> 00:21:14,449
but now I ask you to consider the psychological...
290
00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:18,465
the mental aspects and then the opportunities that we have.
291
00:21:19,691 --> 00:21:24,260
It's a low-risk operation that can be done inexpensively and quickly...
292
00:21:24,584 --> 00:21:27,168
as both a reconstruction and an augmentation...
293
00:21:27,239 --> 00:21:37,915
to the betterment of the...overall self-esteem...to the women who get it.
296
00:21:38,298 --> 00:21:41,837
We can usher in a whole new world of medicine here.
297
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,085
Bill.
298
00:21:51,373 --> 00:21:52,896
I don't know where to start...
299
00:21:52,968 --> 00:21:55,551
- If you don't mind...
- I'd like to finish.
300
00:21:55,686 --> 00:22:03,325
What Dave is trying to say, what we're all trying to say here...is while we are touched by your altruism...
302
00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:07,509
- We're doctors and we cure people.
- We're not expensive beauticians...
303
00:22:07,641 --> 00:22:09,494
who like to play with bosoms.
304
00:22:09,559 --> 00:22:12,240
You may not understand the despair these women endure.
305
00:22:14,290 --> 00:22:15,152
The women...
306
00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,737
If God wants a woman to have big breasts...
307
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:20,106
he gives her big breasts.
308
00:22:20,874 --> 00:22:23,741
That is what we're talking about here, isn't it?
309
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,807
Does that mean that we shouldn't correct clubfeet?
310
00:22:29,412 --> 00:22:32,472
Quiet, Dave.
What I find ironic about your stupidity...
311
00:22:32,542 --> 00:22:35,703
is you know what women go through who've had this procedure done!
312
00:22:35,771 --> 00:22:38,006
That's the irony here!
313
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:42,604
The fact that women have tried for so long to increase their breast size...
314
00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:48,522
that underscores...you know, that this can be done safely!
316
00:22:48,974 --> 00:22:52,679
Just because you've got some deranged fixation with breasts.
317
00:22:53,706 --> 00:23:00,284
Once you've finished with your strippers...and your prostitutes...
319
00:23:01,824 --> 00:23:04,887
what respectable woman's gonna pay for this?
320
00:23:10,870 --> 00:23:13,389
I think, Louis, that if she knew...
321
00:23:13,460 --> 00:23:18,925
how you were behaving with some of your nurses...perhaps your wife might be...
323
00:23:18,990 --> 00:23:20,267
You wanna step outside?
324
00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:23,526
Let me go, 'cause I'm gonna whip his ass!
325
00:23:23,689 --> 00:23:25,693
- Calm down.
- We can go right there...
326
00:23:25,798 --> 00:23:27,041
Calm down!
327
00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:30,047
Dr. Larson, get out of here.
328
00:23:30,850 --> 00:23:32,988
If you feel froggy, just jump!
329
00:23:35,228 --> 00:23:36,242
Queer.
330
00:23:38,073 --> 00:23:40,309
Myopic pretentious idiots.
331
00:23:40,375 --> 00:23:41,455
What did they say?
332
00:23:41,528 --> 00:23:43,914
Forget them.
We don't need their damned approval.
333
00:23:43,990 --> 00:23:45,449
What happened?
334
00:23:47,089 --> 00:23:49,954
You know what?
We're gonna do it without them.
335
00:23:50,988 --> 00:23:52,001
How?
336
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:55,485
With my money.
337
00:23:56,678 --> 00:23:58,172
With my money.
338
00:23:59,685 --> 00:24:02,463
You just go out there and find us the woman.
339
00:24:23,339 --> 00:24:25,193
- Lola?
- Yeah?
340
00:24:27,429 --> 00:24:29,793
- Are you going out?
- Yeah.
341
00:24:31,904 --> 00:24:33,725
My associate and I...
342
00:24:33,792 --> 00:24:36,692
we've been working on a new medical procedure...
343
00:24:37,341 --> 00:24:40,979
by which we actually increase the size of the breast.
344
00:24:41,430 --> 00:24:44,657
I thought you might wanna be the first.
345
00:24:46,642 --> 00:24:50,121
What we do: We take a small cut, like a small incision...
346
00:24:50,193 --> 00:24:53,349
What makes you think I'd be interested in something like that?
347
00:24:55,912 --> 00:24:57,667
They'll be bigger.
348
00:25:03,489 --> 00:25:07,411
- You're a disgusting little peeper.
- It's all right, I'm a doctor.
349
00:25:07,483 --> 00:25:09,870
I thought you might ask me out,
which is bad enough.
350
00:25:09,944 --> 00:25:13,137
But you wanna cut holes in me and stick bags of goo in my chest?
351
00:25:13,205 --> 00:25:15,855
Stay away from me, creep!
352
00:25:21,772 --> 00:25:22,882
Hello.
353
00:25:23,722 --> 00:25:26,566
Good afternoon.
I realize this may sound...
354
00:25:29,062 --> 00:25:32,351
I'm with the... I'm Dr. Saunders, I'm sorry.
355
00:25:32,544 --> 00:25:36,251
I'm with the Texas Medical Center and we're working on a new procedure.
356
00:25:36,732 --> 00:25:38,771
We increase the size of...
357
00:25:39,418 --> 00:25:41,142
What we're doing is, my partner and I...
358
00:25:41,338 --> 00:25:45,870
Dr. Larson, have just developed a new technique, a medical procedure...
359
00:25:46,705 --> 00:25:47,981
Hello. Excuse me.
360
00:25:49,392 --> 00:25:50,820
What a day.
361
00:25:50,894 --> 00:25:53,195
Are you happy with your existing breasts?
362
00:25:53,325 --> 00:25:55,175
to increase the breast.
363
00:25:55,239 --> 00:25:57,125
You know how some people wanna be first...
364
00:25:57,189 --> 00:25:59,740
to do something?
This is your opportunity.
365
00:25:59,811 --> 00:26:02,907
I don't know if you think about your breasts.
366
00:26:06,015 --> 00:26:08,564
It's for the breasts. I like your hat.
367
00:26:08,987 --> 00:26:10,991
It's a medical procedure.
368
00:26:11,256 --> 00:26:13,458
Like I said, you can be bigger.
369
00:26:14,132 --> 00:26:15,919
Is that "no" as in "no questions"?
370
00:26:18,834 --> 00:26:19,978
I'm sorry!
371
00:26:22,859 --> 00:26:24,068
I am a doctor.
372
00:26:24,138 --> 00:26:27,451
I'm with the Texas Medical Center and we're doing a...
373
00:26:33,759 --> 00:26:35,644
Put that disgusting thing away.
374
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:41,453
If you wanted to help people, you could cure back pain or arthritis!
375
00:26:41,624 --> 00:26:42,899
All right, I'm sorry.
376
00:26:42,999 --> 00:26:45,482
Making women's breasts larger?
377
00:26:45,650 --> 00:26:49,029
- I'm sorry.
- I think it's sick. I do.
378
00:26:49,263 --> 00:26:52,644
I think it's very sick.
Something's wrong with you.
379
00:26:53,452 --> 00:26:54,499
I'm sorry.
380
00:26:54,572 --> 00:26:56,772
Put it away!
381
00:27:01,219 --> 00:27:03,486
I'm just very disappointed.
382
00:27:10,619 --> 00:27:11,990
Hey, Laura.
383
00:27:14,388 --> 00:27:15,980
Can I see it?
384
00:27:16,211 --> 00:27:18,827
Can I see the thing?
385
00:27:28,485 --> 00:27:29,761
I mean...
386
00:27:32,385 --> 00:27:36,635
For what it is, it actually looks pretty good.
387
00:27:38,650 --> 00:27:39,925
Put it away.
388
00:27:43,446 --> 00:27:46,259
Okay, I only say this to you as a friend, but...
389
00:27:46,548 --> 00:27:47,627
Wipe your mouth.
390
00:27:47,698 --> 00:27:51,686
This whole business of this solicitation...
391
00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:55,587
it isn't doing any wonders for your reputation.
392
00:27:56,841 --> 00:27:58,269
I was just sitting here...
393
00:27:58,344 --> 00:28:02,646
Carrying that around and asking women,
it just comes across as perverse.
394
00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:05,108
If you wished that something about you was different...
395
00:28:05,183 --> 00:28:08,214
and there was a way you could do it, wouldn't you do it?
396
00:28:08,284 --> 00:28:13,014
Possibly. It's the way that you go about things.
397
00:28:13,848 --> 00:28:16,591
I mean, it's an appealing idea, sort of.
398
00:28:16,658 --> 00:28:18,990
I'm sure there are plenty of women out there...
399
00:28:19,056 --> 00:28:21,835
who would love to have bigger breasts.
400
00:28:29,477 --> 00:28:31,103
Do you want the operation?
401
00:28:32,353 --> 00:28:35,317
- Is that a joke?
- No, you said it was an appealing idea.
402
00:28:35,390 --> 00:28:37,212
- Are you insulting me?
- No.
403
00:28:37,278 --> 00:28:40,175
I am a nurse. I am a professional.
404
00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:43,404
I do not need to be insulted by you.
405
00:28:43,893 --> 00:28:46,129
I was trying to be nice and help you.
406
00:28:55,018 --> 00:28:56,195
Shut up.
407
00:28:58,311 --> 00:29:01,092
I come from a stoic Calvinist background.
408
00:29:01,221 --> 00:29:03,998
You didn't complain unless something was drastically wrong...
409
00:29:04,065 --> 00:29:06,450
like a broken leg or lung cancer.
410
00:29:06,781 --> 00:29:08,340
I feel crippled.
411
00:29:08,412 --> 00:29:11,127
I can't go to the beach.
I can't get clothes that fit.
412
00:29:11,194 --> 00:29:14,005
I can't find a man. Hell, I look like a man.
413
00:29:14,134 --> 00:29:17,393
Gloria Steinem says breasts
are unimportant because she's got them.
414
00:29:17,619 --> 00:29:21,574
For God's sake, a surgeon doesn't buckle when he encounters resistance.
415
00:29:21,646 --> 00:29:26,082
This isn't resistance. These women, I'm getting anger, they hate me.
416
00:29:26,153 --> 00:29:27,875
- 'Morning.
- 'Morning.
417
00:29:28,583 --> 00:29:30,043
I'm Dr. Larson.
418
00:29:32,898 --> 00:29:35,163
You're Miss Lindsey?
419
00:29:36,477 --> 00:29:39,444
I understand you have some tattoos you'd like removed.
420
00:29:39,516 --> 00:29:42,709
Yes, right here.
My ex-husband bought them for me.
421
00:29:43,192 --> 00:29:44,978
How old is the tattoo?
422
00:29:48,017 --> 00:29:51,212
Eight or nine years...
It's about 10 years old.
423
00:29:52,686 --> 00:29:56,294
God, they look like they haven't been watered since I got them.
424
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:57,504
Pardon?
425
00:29:59,110 --> 00:30:01,922
It's just kind of embarrassing, 'cause I've had six kids...
426
00:30:01,988 --> 00:30:03,928
and they're sagging.
427
00:30:04,770 --> 00:30:08,726
In fact, my ex-husband used to say that I had a couple of flat feet.
428
00:30:08,796 --> 00:30:10,484
Can you believe that?
429
00:30:13,207 --> 00:30:14,221
What?
430
00:30:17,811 --> 00:30:23,553
A transverse incision...on the patient's right breast.
432
00:30:26,762 --> 00:30:30,074
- You want bigger scissors?
- Please. Thank you.
433
00:30:36,222 --> 00:30:38,423
A little larger cut...
434
00:30:38,492 --> 00:30:41,620
to accommodate the implant.
435
00:30:41,689 --> 00:30:43,444
Let's sponge that off.
436
00:30:46,038 --> 00:30:50,287
Going through the subcutaneous tissue to the pectoralis fascia.
437
00:30:50,415 --> 00:30:52,585
A little suction.
438
00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:54,888
A little bit of a bleeder here.
439
00:30:56,714 --> 00:30:57,891
Come on.
440
00:30:58,953 --> 00:31:02,209
Do some finger dissection here to open up the pocket.
441
00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:05,050
A little tight squeeze, but...
442
00:31:05,601 --> 00:31:06,582
Oh, boy.
443
00:31:11,418 --> 00:31:13,683
The strong use of finger dissection here...
444
00:31:15,893 --> 00:31:19,468
to open up the pocket, that's used medially, laterally and superiorly.
445
00:31:19,538 --> 00:31:21,358
This is absurd! Would you excuse us?
446
00:31:21,424 --> 00:31:23,910
The implant is inserted.
447
00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:27,232
The incision is closed bilaterally using...
448
00:31:27,305 --> 00:31:30,913
a running-lock 3-0 nylon suture.
449
00:31:31,046 --> 00:31:32,668
The patients are told to abstain...
450
00:31:32,739 --> 00:31:35,998
from vigorous activity for a period of three weeks.
451
00:31:36,224 --> 00:31:37,499
And the result...
452
00:31:45,494 --> 00:31:49,647
And the result is a beautifully contoured breast...
453
00:31:50,161 --> 00:31:53,985
with softness comparable to that of the young adult.
454
00:31:55,883 --> 00:31:59,938
The psychological well-being of women who feel crippled...
455
00:32:00,007 --> 00:32:02,558
by their own perceived shortcomings...
456
00:32:03,044 --> 00:32:06,520
can be cured with one simple operation.
457
00:32:43,385 --> 00:32:45,356
Are the phones working?
458
00:33:12,059 --> 00:33:14,578
You wanna see what I've been working on?
I have an idea.
459
00:33:15,831 --> 00:33:17,008
An idea?
460
00:33:18,004 --> 00:33:19,214
Idea.
461
00:33:20,111 --> 00:33:21,638
I got an idea of my own.
462
00:33:22,862 --> 00:33:24,170
Let's...
463
00:33:25,133 --> 00:33:26,725
I know, I got it.
464
00:33:27,052 --> 00:33:30,397
Let's take all my money and open up a clinic...
465
00:33:30,472 --> 00:33:34,110
that no one will go to for an operation they don't want.
466
00:33:35,328 --> 00:33:37,270
Let's explore.
467
00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:40,411
Let's experience like the kids are doing.
468
00:33:40,477 --> 00:33:43,670
Let's really get into humiliation and failure.
469
00:33:43,833 --> 00:33:45,294
Out of sight!
470
00:33:46,708 --> 00:33:50,218
Let's suck my blood until I'm dead in the gutter.
471
00:33:51,248 --> 00:33:53,069
I'm sorry.
472
00:33:53,805 --> 00:33:55,593
That was your idea.
473
00:33:56,716 --> 00:33:59,013
We could advertise in the newspaper.
474
00:33:59,111 --> 00:34:00,898
Newspaper?
475
00:34:02,245 --> 00:34:04,382
Look, this is the ad I've been working on.
476
00:34:04,452 --> 00:34:07,416
You're gonna advertise my ruined career and reputation?
477
00:34:07,584 --> 00:34:09,851
That's very interesting, but...
478
00:34:11,225 --> 00:34:14,672
you know, doctors never advertise.
479
00:34:14,807 --> 00:34:19,081
- That's because they haven't had to.
- Shut up! Just leave me alone!
480
00:34:19,507 --> 00:34:21,926
In fact, stay out of my sight.
481
00:34:36,606 --> 00:34:38,231
Oh, my goodness.
482
00:34:39,518 --> 00:34:40,564
What?
483
00:34:42,490 --> 00:34:44,877
Not only am I married to a man...
484
00:34:44,952 --> 00:34:48,245
who stuffs women's breasts for a living...
485
00:34:48,469 --> 00:34:51,660
now everybody at the Club's gonna know about it!
486
00:35:00,904 --> 00:35:01,883
Hey, you!
487
00:35:03,043 --> 00:35:06,653
Don't you say one thing to me!
Don't you say one word!
488
00:35:09,726 --> 00:35:11,186
It's all an act, isn't it?
489
00:35:11,613 --> 00:35:14,228
I thought you were a moron, but you aren't, are you?
490
00:35:14,362 --> 00:35:16,626
No, you're smart. You're very smart!
491
00:35:16,726 --> 00:35:19,343
How else could you ruin my life with such precision?
492
00:35:19,412 --> 00:35:21,864
- You saw the...
- Shut up! Not one word.
493
00:35:21,937 --> 00:35:23,658
You don't speak!
494
00:35:24,558 --> 00:35:27,011
What did I ever do to you?
495
00:35:29,832 --> 00:35:32,035
Know what?
I want your things out of my office.
496
00:35:33,540 --> 00:35:35,578
I'm just gonna get you started here.
497
00:35:35,810 --> 00:35:38,328
Okay, I just need you to fill this out.
498
00:35:41,818 --> 00:35:43,160
Good morning, Doctors.
499
00:35:53,327 --> 00:35:54,339
Yeah.
500
00:36:14,394 --> 00:36:17,740
- Good morning, Dr. Larson.
- Good morning, Dr. Saunders.
501
00:36:26,029 --> 00:36:28,132
I want you to understand all your options.
502
00:36:28,235 --> 00:36:30,946
You can go in through the crease under the breast...
503
00:36:31,014 --> 00:36:31,996
through the nipple...
504
00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:33,214
or through the underarm.
505
00:36:33,285 --> 00:36:36,447
You can go over the muscle or behind the muscle.
506
00:36:36,515 --> 00:36:38,813
We can accentuate cleavage or volume.
507
00:36:38,911 --> 00:36:41,494
We can give you the classic teardrop shape.
508
00:36:41,661 --> 00:36:43,860
a fuller melon-shaped breast.
509
00:36:43,928 --> 00:36:45,869
Different patients react differently to pain.
510
00:36:45,942 --> 00:36:47,436
We can make the nipples point up.
511
00:36:47,574 --> 00:36:49,644
There might be bruising or swelling.
512
00:36:49,747 --> 00:36:53,161
And there's no real maintenance.
It's not like changing a tire.
513
00:36:53,234 --> 00:36:55,599
You don't have to rotate them every 10,000 miles.
514
00:36:55,695 --> 00:36:59,464
For most women, it's something you can do on Monday and be working Wednesday.
515
00:36:59,529 --> 00:37:03,867
Although you will have to massage them frequently at first, preferably at home.
516
00:37:03,940 --> 00:37:06,305
When you're 80, your breasts will still look 18.
517
00:37:06,435 --> 00:37:08,505
That's left to right and then top to bottom.
518
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:12,115
Occasionally, they can harden up a little.
If that happens...
519
00:37:12,283 --> 00:37:15,794
you come back to us and we'll soften them up for you.
520
00:37:17,655 --> 00:37:19,061
Feel better?
521
00:37:19,479 --> 00:37:22,669
- We can go through the nipple.
- You'll be popular at the nursing home.
522
00:37:22,736 --> 00:37:24,905
- The nipple or the underarm.
- Absolutely safe.
523
00:37:25,519 --> 00:37:29,060
Only danger is, God forbid, you get stabbed in the chest.
524
00:37:30,410 --> 00:37:32,676
We can make the nipples point up.
525
00:37:32,903 --> 00:37:34,971
It's absolutely safe.
526
00:37:35,330 --> 00:37:36,670
Any questions?
527
00:37:36,897 --> 00:37:38,619
When can I schedule?
528
00:37:42,268 --> 00:37:44,982
Would it be too soon to do it on Monday, dear?
529
00:38:10,527 --> 00:38:12,627
Hey! How you doing?
530
00:38:13,211 --> 00:38:15,150
What you got for me today?
531
00:38:16,311 --> 00:38:18,198
More of them big old bags?
532
00:38:19,253 --> 00:38:22,633
I swear, it's just like Christmas every single time you come.
533
00:38:23,378 --> 00:38:26,668
- Okay, here we go, almost there.
- Wait.
534
00:38:30,985 --> 00:38:32,358
- Okay.
- Okay?
535
00:38:32,551 --> 00:38:33,979
Here we go.
536
00:38:48,374 --> 00:38:50,195
They're beautiful.
537
00:38:52,048 --> 00:38:54,949
You're gonna push, push in...
538
00:38:55,663 --> 00:38:57,384
and lift up, okay?
539
00:38:58,028 --> 00:39:02,116
Then you want to massage them gently clockwise, like this.
540
00:39:02,185 --> 00:39:04,994
And counterclockwise, like this.
541
00:39:08,193 --> 00:39:11,965
Every day, several times a day, okay?
542
00:39:18,772 --> 00:39:19,949
Any questions?
543
00:39:21,203 --> 00:39:23,438
Yeah. Show me again.
544
00:39:27,086 --> 00:39:28,611
It's too much muscle!
545
00:39:30,217 --> 00:39:33,313
Sorry I'm late.
I had to stop off at the bank.
546
00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:37,695
I got you a little surprise.
547
00:39:38,561 --> 00:39:42,200
- What's this?
- It's your royalty check for this month.
548
00:39:44,921 --> 00:39:46,296
Oh, my God.
549
00:39:48,472 --> 00:39:50,923
Do you know how much I'm gonna owe in taxes on this?
550
00:39:50,996 --> 00:39:52,937
Yeah, those taxes.
551
00:39:56,685 --> 00:39:58,723
They're killing me!
552
00:39:59,690 --> 00:40:02,405
I understand. If someone cancels, I can schedule you.
553
00:40:02,472 --> 00:40:04,641
But that's the best I can do.
554
00:40:04,806 --> 00:40:07,484
How much can I pay you to cancel someone?
555
00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:11,957
Ma'am, the doctors are really busy right now.
556
00:40:12,029 --> 00:40:14,482
I'd like to help you if I could, but I can't.
557
00:40:20,084 --> 00:40:22,382
- Hello, Laura.
- Hi, Kevin.
558
00:40:28,749 --> 00:40:30,853
It looks like you're doing well.
559
00:40:30,987 --> 00:40:32,360
Been busy.
560
00:40:35,140 --> 00:40:37,757
My sister Katy is really happy with her results.
561
00:40:37,858 --> 00:40:38,686
Good.
562
00:40:38,882 --> 00:40:42,042
Makes me regret I didn't take you up on your offer at Baylor...
563
00:40:42,110 --> 00:40:44,791
when I could've gotten them for free.
564
00:40:48,278 --> 00:40:49,227
How's Steve?
565
00:40:49,845 --> 00:40:52,332
We got divorced about three months ago.
566
00:40:52,563 --> 00:40:53,936
I'm sorry.
567
00:40:54,065 --> 00:40:56,747
He's not such a nice guy, it turns out.
568
00:40:59,083 --> 00:41:00,292
You look good.
569
00:41:01,449 --> 00:41:02,593
Thanks.
570
00:41:02,888 --> 00:41:04,958
But I want to look better.
571
00:41:07,779 --> 00:41:09,599
I was thinking that...
572
00:41:09,697 --> 00:41:13,945
maybe you could give me something like you gave Katy.
573
00:41:14,490 --> 00:41:18,415
I mean, I'm a little more skinny on top and she's more...
574
00:41:19,927 --> 00:41:20,940
Yeah.
575
00:41:22,293 --> 00:41:25,156
You're probably totally used to this, right?
576
00:41:25,327 --> 00:41:27,911
I should just show you.
577
00:41:28,749 --> 00:41:29,860
Okay.
578
00:41:33,160 --> 00:41:35,396
It's good to see you again.
579
00:41:43,294 --> 00:41:46,487
- What do you think?
- I think they're super.
580
00:41:47,130 --> 00:41:48,470
Thanks!
581
00:41:48,728 --> 00:41:50,350
I think we could go bigger.
582
00:41:50,964 --> 00:41:52,075
How big?
583
00:41:53,042 --> 00:41:54,983
They're not too small?
584
00:41:56,272 --> 00:41:58,244
You don't think we should go with...
585
00:41:59,436 --> 00:42:01,821
350cc, maybe?
586
00:42:01,895 --> 00:42:03,804
They're perfect.
587
00:42:04,709 --> 00:42:08,002
They should be.
He spent four hours working on them.
588
00:42:09,538 --> 00:42:12,666
- Do you want me to close?
- No, I'll do it.
589
00:42:14,045 --> 00:42:17,170
I don't want even a hint of a scar.
590
00:42:24,434 --> 00:42:26,572
Come on, get a picture of this.
591
00:42:43,164 --> 00:42:44,406
I mean...
592
00:42:44,699 --> 00:42:47,480
will a guy be able to tell that I have...
593
00:42:47,546 --> 00:42:48,473
you know...
594
00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:53,356
Can you come here for a sec?
595
00:42:56,176 --> 00:42:58,892
- Would you mind?
- No.
596
00:43:14,621 --> 00:43:16,026
Go ahead, touch them.
597
00:43:16,603 --> 00:43:17,812
Go ahead.
598
00:43:23,665 --> 00:43:25,999
Those are... They're perfect.
599
00:43:27,439 --> 00:43:30,088
I wouldn't do anything to you that I wouldn't do to my wife.
600
00:43:30,541 --> 00:43:31,965
Within reason.
601
00:43:33,607 --> 00:43:37,020
I won't say it didn't hurt, it felt like a ton of bricks fell on my chest.
602
00:43:37,093 --> 00:43:40,407
But the first time I saw my two new best friends, I was like:
603
00:43:40,483 --> 00:43:42,869
"Oh, my God, it was worth it!"
604
00:43:42,944 --> 00:43:45,524
My shoulders fit me now. I have a waist.
605
00:43:45,595 --> 00:43:47,862
I've been reborn, I rock!
606
00:43:47,928 --> 00:43:50,164
This is the way I was always meant to look.
607
00:43:50,232 --> 00:43:51,790
This is about artistry.
608
00:43:51,861 --> 00:43:55,502
This is not some ham-fisted,
cut-and-stuff procedure.
609
00:43:55,922 --> 00:44:00,193
If you approach it like it is, you'll end up
with some extremely unhappy women...
610
00:44:00,268 --> 00:44:04,061
with displeasing, wandering or...
611
00:44:04,615 --> 00:44:06,021
walleyed breasts.
612
00:44:06,087 --> 00:44:09,594
They'll be angry at you and you'll be out of business quickly.
613
00:44:09,696 --> 00:44:12,793
This surgeon really completely messed this one up.
614
00:44:13,150 --> 00:44:16,563
We call this one the Marty Feldman.
615
00:44:17,498 --> 00:44:19,317
This guy really messed this one up.
616
00:44:21,015 --> 00:44:23,530
If you perform the operation properly...
617
00:44:24,336 --> 00:44:28,393
you'll receive letters from women thanking you for saving their lives.
618
00:44:28,814 --> 00:44:30,884
In fact, I got...
619
00:44:34,374 --> 00:44:39,127
I didn't bring them with me. Kevin, would you run and get some of the letters?
620
00:44:41,506 --> 00:44:44,186
Why don't you get them? I'll take over.
621
00:44:45,629 --> 00:44:48,341
That's all right. The letters, could you go get them, please?
622
00:44:49,687 --> 00:44:53,196
I can handle the rest of the questions while you get them.
623
00:44:56,784 --> 00:44:59,564
Laura was going through the books last night.
624
00:44:59,631 --> 00:45:03,007
Really? Is Laura our accountant now?
625
00:45:03,817 --> 00:45:07,839
It looks like you received a Dow Corning royalty payment last month.
626
00:45:09,379 --> 00:45:10,328
Really?
627
00:45:10,978 --> 00:45:13,210
I don't remember receiving my share of that.
628
00:45:14,077 --> 00:45:16,049
I need more suction here.
629
00:45:17,177 --> 00:45:19,031
If the truth be known...
630
00:45:19,832 --> 00:45:21,740
it's because I'm stealing from you.
631
00:45:22,005 --> 00:45:23,979
I'm robbing you for the fun of it.
632
00:45:24,531 --> 00:45:28,037
- I wasn't accusing you of stealing.
- The hell you weren't.
633
00:45:28,268 --> 00:45:29,478
The hell.
634
00:45:29,548 --> 00:45:31,880
Could I get some suction here?
635
00:45:32,267 --> 00:45:34,599
I'm bringing you your sutures.
636
00:45:35,369 --> 00:45:36,317
"Please."
637
00:45:36,999 --> 00:45:39,448
"Can I get some suction here, please?"
638
00:45:39,777 --> 00:45:42,142
Let's try to treat my wife with respect.
639
00:45:42,207 --> 00:45:45,980
In here, she is my employee, she is not your wife.
640
00:45:46,844 --> 00:45:48,436
Is that a problem?
641
00:45:48,796 --> 00:45:52,138
Because if that's a problem, I'll get a new employee.
642
00:45:56,816 --> 00:46:00,523
Let me get this right.
They won't explode when you're flying.
643
00:46:00,877 --> 00:46:03,457
They didn't when I flew up here from Texas.
644
00:46:03,528 --> 00:46:06,210
Bert, there are many augmented flight attendants...
645
00:46:06,278 --> 00:46:09,537
and I don't believe I've ever heard of any problems.
646
00:46:09,795 --> 00:46:13,883
- They do help me swim a lot better.
- All right.
647
00:46:14,142 --> 00:46:18,097
Tell us, what kind of woman has her breasts augmented?
648
00:46:18,169 --> 00:46:21,101
- There are so many...
- The typical woman who comes to see us...
649
00:46:21,174 --> 00:46:22,863
Excuse me, can I finish?
650
00:46:22,932 --> 00:46:26,508
She has a husband who isn't maturing
as quickly as she is.
651
00:46:27,153 --> 00:46:30,890
The girls flock around him, he looks good on the golf course.
652
00:46:31,275 --> 00:46:34,305
Meanwhile, she's borne all the children, her breasts are sagging...
653
00:46:34,376 --> 00:46:37,190
and she wants the operation so she can feel good again.
654
00:46:37,255 --> 00:46:41,147
In one respect, it isn't important what he thinks you look like.
655
00:46:41,568 --> 00:46:45,458
What's important is what you think he thinks you look like.
656
00:46:45,596 --> 00:46:48,463
- That's exactly right.
- Very well put.
657
00:46:48,602 --> 00:46:52,277
Actually, you're like psychiatrists with knives!
658
00:46:52,440 --> 00:46:54,031
- In a way, yes.
- No, I...
659
00:46:54,101 --> 00:46:56,105
We get lots of referrals from psychiatrists.
660
00:46:56,178 --> 00:46:59,556
They know how important it is for a woman to be able to...
661
00:46:59,693 --> 00:47:02,507
buy a bathing suit without getting depressed.
662
00:47:02,604 --> 00:47:06,822
Or walk into a room in a strapless dress,
knowing heads will turn.
663
00:47:07,109 --> 00:47:09,758
That's why we've come up with this natural-feel implant.
664
00:47:09,827 --> 00:47:12,758
What? What we came up with?
665
00:47:12,959 --> 00:47:14,867
I don't remember you coming up with anything.
666
00:47:15,230 --> 00:47:18,805
- Do you want to go somewhere and confer?
- Honey, let's not get into this.
667
00:47:18,875 --> 00:47:23,025
Let's get right into it. What exactly, specifically, did you come up with?
668
00:47:23,412 --> 00:47:26,126
- I don't think this is the time or place.
- What?
669
00:47:26,290 --> 00:47:28,971
By "come up with," you mean what?
"To steal"?
670
00:47:29,198 --> 00:47:32,230
By "come up with" meaning "to take undeserved credit"?
671
00:47:32,301 --> 00:47:36,091
- You know better than that.
- What do you mean by "come up with"?
672
00:47:36,230 --> 00:47:38,617
I provided you with the knowledge.
673
00:47:39,171 --> 00:47:42,170
Provided you with the knowledge, the finances...
674
00:47:42,242 --> 00:47:44,629
the surgical expertise, the credibility.
675
00:47:44,800 --> 00:47:46,769
Credibility? Fuck!
676
00:47:47,707 --> 00:47:49,647
What would you have done?
677
00:47:49,977 --> 00:47:53,106
A 25-year-old resident who nearly got kicked out of medical school.
678
00:47:53,719 --> 00:47:55,888
Who never once performed a surgery.
679
00:47:55,956 --> 00:47:59,245
- Isn't that a bit self-delusional?
- I would've done fine without you.
680
00:47:59,470 --> 00:48:02,053
- You would've done nothing.
- I would've done fine.
681
00:48:02,123 --> 00:48:06,789
Then, my friend, why don't you try it?
Why don't you try doing fine without me?
682
00:48:07,814 --> 00:48:10,430
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
683
00:48:14,878 --> 00:48:16,697
Come on.
684
00:48:18,330 --> 00:48:19,923
How do I get this thing off?
685
00:48:19,994 --> 00:48:22,860
Someone help her with her equipment.
Dear, you're welcome to...
686
00:48:22,935 --> 00:48:25,102
- Thank you.
- Thank you.
687
00:48:25,746 --> 00:48:28,427
So much for the magic of live television.
688
00:48:28,496 --> 00:48:32,649
We're still here with the remaining inventor of the silicone implant.
689
00:48:32,715 --> 00:48:34,438
I don't think so.
690
00:48:35,433 --> 00:48:39,038
Excuse me, I'm sorry. Little twerp.
691
00:48:40,865 --> 00:48:43,002
I work at a chocolate factory.
692
00:48:43,168 --> 00:48:46,069
That's very interesting.
We may explore that a little more.
693
00:48:46,494 --> 00:48:50,797
I said, "He's insane!" That's right, he's lost his grasp on... Come on!
694
00:48:51,830 --> 00:48:55,689
He's lost his grasp on reality. Hello?
He's berserk!
695
00:48:55,891 --> 00:48:59,185
It was difficult but I had to let him go, he didn't leave.
696
00:48:59,249 --> 00:49:02,211
Because our patients deserve the best results.
697
00:49:02,283 --> 00:49:04,069
Some of his work was...
698
00:49:04,713 --> 00:49:08,059
I felt that I could not stand behind him.
699
00:49:08,550 --> 00:49:13,183
When I came up with the implant idea, he had trouble even saying "breast."
700
00:49:13,666 --> 00:49:14,611
Thank you.
701
00:49:14,686 --> 00:49:16,212
He would proposition women...
702
00:49:16,668 --> 00:49:18,325
while they were still on the table.
703
00:49:18,491 --> 00:49:20,822
You want toilet plunger breasts?
He's the man!
704
00:49:20,887 --> 00:49:25,108
You want numb nipples?
You want nipples that won't get erect?
705
00:49:25,300 --> 00:49:28,165
Call me old-fashioned, call me anything you want to.
706
00:49:28,304 --> 00:49:31,683
Wrecked, ugly, wrecked nipples!
707
00:49:31,852 --> 00:49:33,890
Every patient was a potential date for him.
708
00:49:33,994 --> 00:49:35,651
What? Did he tell you that?
709
00:49:35,849 --> 00:49:38,018
Of course I can't reveal names.
710
00:49:38,183 --> 00:49:41,658
Hold on. Can I ask you something?
Did you sleep with my patients?
711
00:49:41,730 --> 00:49:44,214
Did you sleep with my patients?
712
00:49:45,310 --> 00:49:47,447
You didn't? Can you prove it?
713
00:49:47,963 --> 00:49:49,338
Can you prove it?
714
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:53,006
No you can't, can you?
You can't prove a negative, can you?
715
00:49:53,140 --> 00:49:54,928
Isn't that some, Jesus Christ...
716
00:49:54,996 --> 00:49:58,092
some journalistic axiom or something?
717
00:49:58,161 --> 00:50:00,713
You're an investigative reporter, aren't you?
718
00:50:00,784 --> 00:50:03,944
Why don't you do some investigating?
719
00:50:06,982 --> 00:50:09,762
- Is Mrs. Hummings here?
- No.
720
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:18,327
Did she not show up?
721
00:50:19,930 --> 00:50:20,944
No.
722
00:50:23,829 --> 00:50:25,649
What the fuck?
723
00:50:26,259 --> 00:50:28,647
Is that the third no-show this week?
724
00:50:30,669 --> 00:50:34,049
That son of a bitch.
I knew he'd do something like this.
725
00:50:35,018 --> 00:50:37,883
- Who are you talking about, sweet pea?
- Larson, goddamn it.
726
00:50:37,958 --> 00:50:40,674
That son of a bitch, he's clogged our appointment book...
727
00:50:40,740 --> 00:50:43,041
with these phony appointments.
728
00:50:43,107 --> 00:50:45,241
But, honey, we have plenty of open slots.
729
00:50:45,310 --> 00:50:48,983
This is what I want you to do:
Call his office, start booking appointments.
730
00:50:49,050 --> 00:50:50,097
Use a fake name.
731
00:50:50,169 --> 00:50:54,575
Book a breast augmentation and a nose job every half hour, a skin graft, okay?
732
00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:58,477
You're talking like a crazy person and I am now ignoring you.
733
00:50:58,768 --> 00:51:00,522
- Pick up the phone.
- No.
734
00:51:01,230 --> 00:51:03,716
- Pick up the phone!
- No!
735
00:51:04,108 --> 00:51:05,994
We have had six patients this week.
736
00:51:06,091 --> 00:51:10,273
We can't make any prank phone calls, because we can't pay our phone bill.
737
00:51:11,458 --> 00:51:15,678
Did you call Health and Fitness Magazine about buying an ad? Did you?
738
00:51:15,775 --> 00:51:16,984
No, I did not.
739
00:51:17,181 --> 00:51:18,261
Pick up the phone.
740
00:51:20,508 --> 00:51:22,359
We can't run any ads...
741
00:51:22,424 --> 00:51:26,729
because we are totally and completely out of money.
742
00:51:31,119 --> 00:51:32,841
What are you saying?
743
00:51:33,198 --> 00:51:35,016
I am so frustrated.
744
00:51:39,269 --> 00:51:41,122
We don't have any money.
745
00:51:41,986 --> 00:51:43,742
The fact is, Dr. Saunders...
746
00:51:43,809 --> 00:51:47,698
you were an employee of Dr. Larson's when you aided in the conception of this...
747
00:51:47,771 --> 00:51:51,444
"Aided in the conception?"
We were partners. I invented it.
748
00:51:51,511 --> 00:51:55,469
All royalties from Dow Corning are controlled directly by him.
749
00:51:56,021 --> 00:52:00,105
Admit it, between you and me, man to man, no one else around...
750
00:52:00,206 --> 00:52:02,790
just tell me it's bullshit, isn't it?
751
00:52:02,860 --> 00:52:04,713
It's wrong. It's bullshit.
752
00:52:05,834 --> 00:52:09,956
His previous generosity towards you in no way obligates him...
753
00:52:10,024 --> 00:52:12,734
This is unbelievable.
You're going straight to hell.
754
00:52:12,800 --> 00:52:15,515
You son of a bitch, you're going to hell.
755
00:52:15,998 --> 00:52:17,557
Talk to Dow.
756
00:52:19,900 --> 00:52:21,719
- Can't get into your car?
- Watch it.
757
00:52:21,784 --> 00:52:22,832
Sue me, prick.
758
00:52:27,730 --> 00:52:30,510
I talked to our legal department before I came down here.
759
00:52:30,895 --> 00:52:34,666
There's nothing we can do to alter the original royalty agreement.
760
00:52:34,731 --> 00:52:39,482
What I can do is negotiate more favorable terms on the price of implants...
761
00:52:39,557 --> 00:52:41,311
if you order in bulk.
762
00:52:41,731 --> 00:52:45,174
You don't understand something.
I don't need cheaper implants.
763
00:52:45,247 --> 00:52:47,254
I need women to put them into!
764
00:52:48,285 --> 00:52:49,974
You can go, grandma!
765
00:52:51,544 --> 00:52:52,884
What the hell?
766
00:52:52,950 --> 00:52:56,657
What I need is a good bankruptcy lawyer
and a gun.
767
00:52:56,723 --> 00:53:00,037
A gun with a bullet to put through my fucking head.
768
00:53:00,112 --> 00:53:02,861
You need to calm down and relax.
769
00:53:03,023 --> 00:53:04,392
Turn here.
770
00:53:14,178 --> 00:53:15,835
What is this place?
771
00:53:16,253 --> 00:53:19,066
A testament to all the good you've done.
772
00:53:28,245 --> 00:53:30,509
Hey, Gerald! Wonderful to see you again.
773
00:53:30,576 --> 00:53:33,769
- It's been a long time. How's it going?
- Great seeing you.
774
00:53:33,836 --> 00:53:38,142
I'd like to introduce you to Dr. Saunders, the plastic surgeon I was telling you about.
775
00:53:38,216 --> 00:53:41,724
Wonderful to meet you. I'm Andy Rinough.
Welcome to Remy's.
776
00:53:41,795 --> 00:53:43,070
Thanks.
777
00:53:44,802 --> 00:53:46,587
Would you like to join me upstairs?
778
00:53:46,654 --> 00:53:50,000
- I'd like to go upstairs. Would you?
- What's upstairs?
779
00:53:50,715 --> 00:53:51,991
Come on.
780
00:54:01,967 --> 00:54:04,836
We got ourselves a new baby girl.
781
00:54:05,293 --> 00:54:08,102
Gentlemen, put your hands together.
782
00:54:37,290 --> 00:54:39,229
Sit right over here.
783
00:54:42,308 --> 00:54:43,736
How you doing?
784
00:54:53,304 --> 00:54:55,189
This is unbelievable.
785
00:54:55,607 --> 00:54:56,883
Here we go.
786
00:55:00,239 --> 00:55:02,604
I'm a big fan of your work.
787
00:55:07,051 --> 00:55:09,286
- Dr. Saunders?
- Yes?
788
00:55:09,642 --> 00:55:11,425
Hi! Don't you remember me?
789
00:55:13,443 --> 00:55:16,254
I'm Savannah. I used to be Jessica.
790
00:55:16,641 --> 00:55:17,654
Yes.
791
00:55:19,038 --> 00:55:21,174
Dr. Saunders, you gave me these.
792
00:55:22,363 --> 00:55:23,984
I just love them.
793
00:55:25,046 --> 00:55:26,768
They're great.
794
00:55:33,039 --> 00:55:34,599
I love this song.
795
00:55:35,405 --> 00:55:36,711
It's funky.
796
00:55:37,034 --> 00:55:40,859
- Can I dance for you?
- No, thank you. Thanks very much.
797
00:56:31,952 --> 00:56:35,461
Breasts: They have this powerful duality...
798
00:56:35,532 --> 00:56:39,207
as both signage designed to attract the opposite sex...
799
00:56:39,339 --> 00:56:42,976
and then as a food source to nurture the offspring of the alliance.
800
00:56:43,204 --> 00:56:47,509
They also give off special energy because they're circles within circles.
801
00:56:47,679 --> 00:56:50,546
I hate to put a label on myself,
but I am a feminist.
802
00:56:50,621 --> 00:56:54,413
I got the surgery, not in spite of, but because of that fact.
803
00:56:54,585 --> 00:56:57,297
I think obtaining a culturally rewarded appearance...
804
00:56:57,363 --> 00:57:02,031
as politically incorrect as that sounds, is a liberating experience.
805
00:57:04,335 --> 00:57:05,760
Hi, Vanessa.
806
00:57:06,443 --> 00:57:08,448
You can't smoke in here.
807
00:57:09,704 --> 00:57:11,044
I'm sorry.
808
00:57:11,942 --> 00:57:13,598
I'm very unhappy.
809
00:57:13,667 --> 00:57:17,049
What's wrong?
Is everything okay with the augmentation?
810
00:57:17,505 --> 00:57:19,159
They're disgusting.
811
00:57:19,518 --> 00:57:20,499
What do you mean?
812
00:57:21,019 --> 00:57:23,701
They're disgusting and flat, not big enough.
813
00:57:23,769 --> 00:57:26,637
I feel like a boy. I want them bigger.
814
00:57:32,239 --> 00:57:33,962
Your breasts are perfect.
815
00:57:35,277 --> 00:57:36,705
They're great.
816
00:57:36,844 --> 00:57:38,119
You've had...
817
00:57:38,665 --> 00:57:43,169
what would be considered a very large augmentation eight months ago.
818
00:57:43,492 --> 00:57:47,416
It's not good enough anymore.
It was at first and now it isn't.
819
00:57:47,807 --> 00:57:51,065
In the before-and-after picture, you're already in the "after."
820
00:57:51,131 --> 00:57:52,275
Do you understand?
821
00:57:52,634 --> 00:57:54,194
You can make them bigger.
822
00:57:54,330 --> 00:57:58,154
- I'm sorry, I can't do that.
- Bullshit!
823
00:57:58,292 --> 00:58:01,419
You can. You put more stuff in them and they'll get bigger.
824
00:58:01,584 --> 00:58:04,517
What I'm saying is,
I've never performed an operation...
825
00:58:04,590 --> 00:58:08,331
that I didn't feel would be cosmetically beneficial.
826
00:58:09,256 --> 00:58:12,220
What you're asking for, it wouldn't make you look...
827
00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:14,680
You have to stop smoking.
828
00:58:14,979 --> 00:58:16,439
I want them to be big.
829
00:58:16,609 --> 00:58:18,811
Really big. That's what I want.
830
00:58:24,537 --> 00:58:27,697
- I'm sorry.
- It's all right, sweetie. Okay.
831
00:58:28,278 --> 00:58:29,967
This woman is huge!
832
00:58:32,753 --> 00:58:35,302
She wants to be bigger, all right?
833
00:58:36,684 --> 00:58:39,399
I think she's big enough.
834
00:58:41,736 --> 00:58:42,912
Scalpel?
835
00:58:46,435 --> 00:58:47,382
No.
836
00:58:48,605 --> 00:58:50,197
Come on.
837
00:58:50,397 --> 00:58:51,541
Scalpel?
838
00:58:53,018 --> 00:58:54,294
Thank you.
839
00:59:06,956 --> 00:59:11,108
They tell me I drive too fast.
I already got five speeding tickets.
840
00:59:12,933 --> 00:59:14,621
Know what I'm saying?
841
00:59:16,289 --> 00:59:17,914
I'll be back.
842
00:59:23,387 --> 00:59:24,847
Don't even start.
843
00:59:24,921 --> 00:59:28,234
For God's sake!
She's not going to be able to buy clothes.
844
00:59:28,310 --> 00:59:31,373
It's what the woman wants and we need the money.
845
00:59:31,635 --> 00:59:35,427
- What kind of job is she going to have?
- It's none of our business.
846
00:59:35,501 --> 00:59:38,083
Don't ever walk out of surgery again.
847
00:59:42,310 --> 00:59:43,324
Look at that.
848
00:59:43,461 --> 00:59:45,283
- She's incredible.
- She's beautiful.
849
00:59:45,348 --> 00:59:46,873
It's not too big?
850
00:59:47,010 --> 00:59:49,757
She's making $1,000 a week, they're not too big.
851
00:59:51,515 --> 00:59:53,173
Know what I'm going to do?
852
00:59:53,690 --> 00:59:57,363
I'm gonna get every girl
who wants to have their boobs done...
853
00:59:57,430 --> 00:59:59,534
and I'm gonna have them done by you.
854
00:59:59,604 --> 01:00:03,854
- You'll refer them to me?
- I'll direct them to you. Go on, take a hit.
855
01:00:03,919 --> 01:00:06,218
- No, I've had enough.
- Come on, be a man.
856
01:00:06,381 --> 01:00:11,078
I'm gonna refer them to you and in return, you'll pay me some kind of referral fee.
857
01:00:13,446 --> 01:00:17,020
What kind of referral fee are you talking about?
858
01:00:17,343 --> 01:00:21,366
I don't know. Maybe 10, 15 percent...
859
01:00:21,884 --> 01:00:23,792
10 percent of what you charge.
860
01:00:23,867 --> 01:00:26,931
This is the best promotion you can ever hope for.
861
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,621
When men see her...
862
01:00:29,140 --> 01:00:32,455
you'll have their wives in your office the next day.
863
01:00:41,193 --> 01:00:42,302
Marker.
864
01:00:43,429 --> 01:00:45,533
- Guys wanna get their hands on these.
- Jesus!
865
01:00:45,603 --> 01:00:49,080
These women with National Geographic boobs drooping around their waist...
866
01:00:49,152 --> 01:00:50,906
of course their boyfriends look at me.
867
01:00:51,166 --> 01:00:54,508
I needed my teeth fixed, too, but I only had enough money for one.
868
01:00:54,584 --> 01:00:58,128
I think I made the right choice.
No one notices my teeth are crooked.
869
01:00:58,837 --> 01:01:00,264
Excuse me, Bill.
870
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:05,516
Look at that.
871
01:01:06,031 --> 01:01:10,726
Oh, my goodness. Same designers.
You'll have to keep your distance.
872
01:01:10,790 --> 01:01:14,563
Are those my breasts?
They look awfully familiar.
873
01:01:16,355 --> 01:01:20,244
That's a completely different style.
It's teardrop shaped.
874
01:01:23,035 --> 01:01:26,862
I paid couture prices, you better not have given me ready-to-wear.
875
01:01:27,799 --> 01:01:29,042
My goodness.
876
01:01:32,432 --> 01:01:33,642
Oh, dear.
877
01:01:34,224 --> 01:01:37,068
Where's the food?
Do you know where the food is?
878
01:01:37,133 --> 01:01:39,074
No, that's liquor, sir.
879
01:01:39,244 --> 01:01:41,794
Excuse me for a moment, won't you?
880
01:01:42,951 --> 01:01:44,476
Are you guys hungry?
881
01:01:44,613 --> 01:01:45,787
Hold on. Hello.
882
01:01:45,858 --> 01:01:48,955
Don't walk away, I'm not done with you.
Thank you.
883
01:01:49,632 --> 01:01:51,289
You can't do that.
884
01:01:53,436 --> 01:01:54,580
Hello, Kevin.
885
01:01:56,730 --> 01:01:58,480
Well, hello, Bill.
886
01:01:59,253 --> 01:02:01,520
I'd like to personally thank you...
887
01:02:01,587 --> 01:02:05,031
for dispelling the notion of ethics in plastic surgery.
888
01:02:05,231 --> 01:02:09,864
They were actually beginning to take us seriously and you set us back 10 years.
889
01:02:10,123 --> 01:02:12,966
- I did? How did I do that?
- How?
890
01:02:13,637 --> 01:02:14,846
By this.
891
01:02:15,332 --> 01:02:17,053
By your behavior.
892
01:02:17,282 --> 01:02:21,108
Your whole behavior, your lack of integrity, your damn persona.
893
01:02:23,386 --> 01:02:24,978
You make them too big.
894
01:02:25,465 --> 01:02:29,106
I give the customers what they ask for, you jackass.
895
01:02:29,302 --> 01:02:32,114
- Different women want different things.
- Really?
896
01:02:32,179 --> 01:02:34,317
To look like circus freaks?
897
01:02:34,770 --> 01:02:36,009
Freaks?
898
01:02:36,492 --> 01:02:40,996
You call them freaks, that's very telling.
I find that very telling about you.
899
01:02:43,592 --> 01:02:45,727
What you're doing is perverse.
900
01:02:47,715 --> 01:02:49,140
Go to hell.
901
01:02:52,637 --> 01:02:54,937
It's always nice to see you.
902
01:02:55,930 --> 01:02:58,512
You should be ashamed of yourself.
903
01:02:58,615 --> 01:03:03,050
Mutilating your body to fulfill some kind of male pornographic fantasy!
904
01:03:03,152 --> 01:03:06,978
I am not fulfilling anybody's fantasy.
I did this for myself, honey.
905
01:03:07,309 --> 01:03:09,609
You did it because Playboy tells you...
906
01:03:09,835 --> 01:03:12,222
Don't tell me why I did what I did,
all right?
907
01:03:12,297 --> 01:03:16,284
Phil, I think it's important to realize that...
908
01:03:16,675 --> 01:03:19,290
many intelligent women find the operation empowering.
909
01:03:19,647 --> 01:03:21,271
Hold on!
910
01:03:22,525 --> 01:03:26,548
I think these women are jealous.
They know that girl... What's her name?
911
01:03:26,618 --> 01:03:28,948
- Cindy.
- They know Cindy looks better than them.
912
01:03:29,014 --> 01:03:32,426
- Please!
- I'd have the operation if I could afford it.
913
01:03:32,499 --> 01:03:34,189
Do you do charity work?
914
01:03:36,048 --> 01:03:38,055
Charity work, Doctor, how about that?
915
01:03:38,413 --> 01:03:41,508
In most tribal societies, this is the ideal.
916
01:03:41,961 --> 01:03:44,641
Sagging breasts are a sign of beauty...
917
01:03:44,710 --> 01:03:47,391
symbolizing pregnancy and childbirth.
918
01:03:47,459 --> 01:03:50,652
Only in our culture is this the ideal:
919
01:03:51,072 --> 01:03:52,955
An upright, adolescent breast.
920
01:03:53,787 --> 01:03:57,843
What this doctor has created is this Barbie-doll look.
921
01:03:58,104 --> 01:04:00,622
It's a body type simply not found in nature.
922
01:04:00,789 --> 01:04:05,800
I think it's important to draw a distinction between reasonable, ethical doctors...
923
01:04:05,933 --> 01:04:09,248
such as myself and Dr. Franklin Rose, a handful of others.
924
01:04:11,689 --> 01:04:14,653
This woman,
and I'm sure you're a nice woman.
925
01:04:14,790 --> 01:04:16,316
Thank you, Doctor.
926
01:04:16,389 --> 01:04:21,018
She's not one of my patients and she's not representative of my work.
927
01:04:21,598 --> 01:04:23,832
My doctor is Kevin Saunders.
928
01:04:24,189 --> 01:04:25,560
Hi, Kevin.
929
01:04:26,522 --> 01:04:27,950
I love what you do for me.
930
01:04:30,867 --> 01:04:32,621
How is it? Is it good?
931
01:04:34,737 --> 01:04:36,873
I think I just burst a blood vessel.
932
01:04:41,930 --> 01:04:45,754
Look, you missed some.
You'll have to try it again.
933
01:04:48,130 --> 01:04:50,648
Are you trying to take advantage of me?
934
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:54,742
You're a very bad girl. You're very bad.
You're wicked.
935
01:05:41,579 --> 01:05:43,333
Hello.
936
01:06:08,527 --> 01:06:10,019
I'm sorry.
937
01:06:32,820 --> 01:06:37,551
I used to work in investment banking and was totally respected for my mind.
938
01:06:37,616 --> 01:06:41,091
For reasons unrelated to work, I decided to get the surgery done.
939
01:06:41,163 --> 01:06:42,949
The strangest thing happened:
940
01:06:43,145 --> 01:06:46,438
All the guys I worked with began treating me like a moronic bimbo.
941
01:06:46,726 --> 01:06:50,040
I've known them for years, and now they were calling me...
942
01:06:50,115 --> 01:06:53,109
baby and doll face and sweet pants.
943
01:06:53,662 --> 01:06:57,171
It's like in one weekend, I went from being a respected equal...
944
01:06:57,242 --> 01:07:01,809
to some kind of totally vacuous, available, helpless, slut secretary.
945
01:07:02,037 --> 01:07:06,254
Like I'd paid the doctor to take out my brain and stuff it in my tits.
946
01:07:12,651 --> 01:07:13,827
Here we are!
947
01:07:14,951 --> 01:07:17,052
Come on, don't be shy.
948
01:07:17,539 --> 01:07:20,570
He built this house when he got divorced in '83.
949
01:07:21,568 --> 01:07:23,802
30,000 square feet.
950
01:07:23,871 --> 01:07:25,625
- Hey, Bitsy.
- Hey there!
951
01:07:25,693 --> 01:07:29,909
Marble floors from Italy.
Honduras mahogany railings.
952
01:07:30,677 --> 01:07:33,545
Lots of these Impressionist paintings from France.
953
01:07:33,620 --> 01:07:36,432
They say he can have me ready by the August issue.
954
01:07:36,497 --> 01:07:38,983
He's the Penthouse plastic surgeon.
955
01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:42,626
He can take a dump truck and hammer her into a Ferrari.
956
01:07:42,696 --> 01:07:44,800
That's my favorite car!
957
01:07:45,159 --> 01:07:47,524
Don't be afraid to go too big.
958
01:07:47,589 --> 01:07:51,132
Dr. Saunders can fit in 400cc implants...
959
01:07:51,235 --> 01:07:55,667
when every other surgeon is saying they can't squeeze in 200cc.
960
01:07:56,155 --> 01:07:58,804
- Hi, hon. How you feeling?
- Good!
961
01:08:00,056 --> 01:08:02,356
- Hey, girls!
- Hi, Judith!
962
01:08:03,061 --> 01:08:04,652
That's Janice.
963
01:08:04,947 --> 01:08:07,047
She's going out with a very famous star...
964
01:08:07,118 --> 01:08:09,986
whose name you would recognize if I said it.
965
01:08:10,061 --> 01:08:11,337
But I can't.
966
01:08:11,500 --> 01:08:18,466
He's paying to have the implants her old boyfriend gave her...replaced with new implants.
968
01:08:20,415 --> 01:08:24,952
Some of the girls like to come here to rest up after the operation.
969
01:08:25,021 --> 01:08:26,874
- Here you are, Doctor.
- Thanks.
970
01:08:26,939 --> 01:08:29,043
That's Summer. Hey, girl.
971
01:08:30,009 --> 01:08:33,417
She's here to prepare for her Falcon Crest audition.
972
01:08:35,952 --> 01:08:37,413
This is Ashley.
973
01:08:37,712 --> 01:08:39,532
- Hello, Ashley.
- Hi.
974
01:08:39,597 --> 01:08:41,635
Thank you. How was your flight?
975
01:08:41,740 --> 01:08:43,713
Great. I'm so excited to be here!
976
01:08:43,915 --> 01:08:46,145
We're excited to have you here.
977
01:08:47,748 --> 01:08:50,429
Jennifer, you wanna get Ashley a cocktail?
978
01:08:51,330 --> 01:08:53,084
- Are you hungry?
- No.
979
01:08:53,632 --> 01:08:55,735
It's all right if you are.
980
01:09:02,422 --> 01:09:05,169
- Hello, George. How are you?
- Dr. Larson.
981
01:09:07,089 --> 01:09:10,661
- Aren't you speaking today?
- In about 15 minutes. Join us.
982
01:09:17,382 --> 01:09:20,607
- Dr. William Larson?
- Yes, sir?
983
01:09:20,675 --> 01:09:24,825
I don't know if you remember me or not.
We talked in the '85 convention.
984
01:09:25,308 --> 01:09:26,616
Jim Kidder.
985
01:09:28,026 --> 01:09:30,163
Honey, come here.
I'm sure you remember.
986
01:09:30,232 --> 01:09:33,012
I am such a fan.
I've always known you're a genius.
987
01:09:33,078 --> 01:09:36,519
This is Dr. Larson.
He invented what you got right there!
988
01:09:36,751 --> 01:09:40,011
You know what? I've got a funny idea.
This is funny.
989
01:09:40,205 --> 01:09:43,879
Don't you think it'd be funny if you...Could you autograph those?
990
01:09:43,947 --> 01:09:45,668
That would be great.
991
01:09:46,695 --> 01:09:49,373
- A little unusual.
- It'd mean so much.
992
01:09:51,232 --> 01:09:52,311
Bless your heart.
993
01:09:57,245 --> 01:10:01,493
- Could you sign mine, too, please?
- This is getting to be a little silly, now.
994
01:10:01,717 --> 01:10:03,145
Oh, my God.
995
01:10:04,755 --> 01:10:06,412
Sign them, you fucker.
996
01:10:09,103 --> 01:10:10,150
Lady, please.
997
01:10:10,413 --> 01:10:13,794
- This is what you did to me.
- You don't need to do this in here.
998
01:10:14,472 --> 01:10:17,405
It's a little embarrassing.
Please put your sweater down.
999
01:10:17,477 --> 01:10:19,648
You don't have anything to say to me?
1000
01:10:19,717 --> 01:10:24,283
Yes, I do. Put your sweater down or I'll have security take you out.
1001
01:10:27,162 --> 01:10:28,470
Fuck you.
1002
01:10:28,697 --> 01:10:31,150
- Ma'am, let's go.
- Goddamn you.
1003
01:10:31,223 --> 01:10:33,196
Fuck off! Goddamn you!
1004
01:10:33,429 --> 01:10:35,816
You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
1005
01:10:39,468 --> 01:10:41,028
That's not right.
1006
01:10:45,223 --> 01:10:47,230
- Sorry, sir.
- Excuse me.
1007
01:10:48,997 --> 01:10:50,884
We can make you look something...
1008
01:10:51,204 --> 01:10:52,954
like this.
1009
01:10:55,388 --> 01:10:57,428
- No?
- Not really.
1010
01:10:57,500 --> 01:11:05,612
It's nice,
but if you really want to stop the trains...we can do something like that.
1012
01:11:08,176 --> 01:11:10,541
Then, we would take your nipple...
1013
01:11:11,501 --> 01:11:13,289
move it up to here.
1014
01:11:15,401 --> 01:11:17,440
It's hard to believe, right?
1015
01:11:17,732 --> 01:11:19,935
She had an augmentation in '87.
1016
01:11:20,195 --> 01:11:22,911
I think if she'd gone bigger...
1017
01:11:22,977 --> 01:11:25,820
her career would be in better shape today.
1018
01:11:29,275 --> 01:11:32,085
Half of Hollywood is wearing my breasts.
1019
01:11:32,182 --> 01:11:36,401
It's true: Pamela Anderson,
Dolly Parton, Cher.
1020
01:11:37,361 --> 01:11:42,723
In fact, Victoria's real secret is that everyone in that catalog are my patients.
1021
01:11:42,924 --> 01:11:46,148
This is all off the record, of course.
1022
01:11:47,077 --> 01:11:51,232
They're fantasy in the flesh.
The perfect female form.
1023
01:11:51,299 --> 01:11:52,345
That's me!
1024
01:11:52,418 --> 01:11:55,828
Here's the man responsible for this veritable Garden of Eden.
1025
01:11:55,932 --> 01:11:57,359
Meet Dr. Kevin Saunders.
1026
01:11:57,435 --> 01:12:01,174
I think if she'd gone bigger,
her career would be in better shape today.
1027
01:12:01,432 --> 01:12:04,081
One of the inventors of the silicone breast implant...
1028
01:12:04,150 --> 01:12:06,537
and one of the country's most prolific breast men...
1029
01:12:06,612 --> 01:12:13,738
Dr. Saunders doesn't hesitate to brag about his work.
1030
01:12:09,390 --> 01:12:11,178
Victoria's real secret...is all the women in the catalog are my patients.
1032
01:12:14,122 --> 01:12:18,374
It's true, day after day, I work with women's breasts.
1033
01:12:18,566 --> 01:12:21,627
It's a terrible job, but someone's got to do it.
1034
01:12:21,697 --> 01:12:24,215
While Dr. Saunders is laughing...
1035
01:12:24,287 --> 01:12:29,039
thousands of women are suffering from silicone-induced autoimmune disease.
1036
01:12:29,146 --> 01:12:32,972
Health eroded, hopes destroyed, Jane went back into the operating room.
1037
01:12:33,271 --> 01:12:35,601
This is what came out of her body.
1038
01:12:36,977 --> 01:12:38,437
I had...
1039
01:12:39,598 --> 01:12:43,688
leakage from my right breast of a clear liquid.
1040
01:12:43,821 --> 01:12:45,280
Leakage from the nipple...
1041
01:12:45,353 --> 01:12:49,024
fever, pneumonia, chest pains.
I knew there was something very wrong.
1042
01:12:49,091 --> 01:12:53,147
Karen was diagnosed with a disease of the immune system called lupus.
1043
01:12:53,217 --> 01:12:56,859
I was absolutely shocked to find out it was silicone.
1044
01:12:56,958 --> 01:12:58,843
It was leaking from me for two years.
1045
01:12:58,973 --> 01:13:02,643
Had I known these things could rupture, I never would've had this done.
1046
01:13:02,709 --> 01:13:05,195
I thought they would last a lifetime.
1047
01:13:06,899 --> 01:13:08,937
What are you left with now?
1048
01:13:11,342 --> 01:13:16,038
Where's my fucking phone?
Get me my cellular! Goddamn it.
1049
01:13:22,499 --> 01:13:25,144
tell people about what's happened to me, but...
1050
01:13:25,214 --> 01:13:27,515
You're not going to die.
1051
01:13:28,571 --> 01:13:32,430
I know you're scared, but it was just a TV show.
1052
01:13:33,750 --> 01:13:36,300
Do you believe everything you see on TV?
1053
01:13:36,883 --> 01:13:39,399
I'm sorry. Could you hold on, please?
1054
01:13:39,567 --> 01:13:43,687
You have 36 cancellations this week and two death threats, one sounds serious.
1055
01:13:43,756 --> 01:13:46,436
The Times, Tribune, Post, and Sun want to speak with you.
1056
01:13:46,633 --> 01:13:51,133
Channels 2, 4, 5 and 11 all want you on the news tonight.
1057
01:13:53,183 --> 01:13:55,483
They found three women out of three million...
1058
01:13:55,965 --> 01:13:57,590
and they put them on TV.
1059
01:13:57,853 --> 01:14:00,055
That's what you call reasonable journalism.
1060
01:14:00,123 --> 01:14:02,261
Hush up, we got a surprise for you.
1061
01:14:03,285 --> 01:14:06,315
All right. One, two, three.
1062
01:14:10,001 --> 01:14:12,006
Will you listen to what I'm telling you?
1063
01:14:12,111 --> 01:14:13,671
Silicone is in everything.
1064
01:14:13,966 --> 01:14:17,058
It's in potato chips, it's in antacids.
Are you wearing lipstick?
1065
01:14:17,128 --> 01:14:19,361
What is this connective tissue disease?
1066
01:14:19,557 --> 01:14:23,264
I'm not sure these nice people want to listen to that right now.
1067
01:14:23,331 --> 01:14:25,662
What are people doing today?
Where's the statistics?
1068
01:14:25,728 --> 01:14:27,963
- Happy birthday.
- Isn't that great?
1069
01:14:28,126 --> 01:14:30,739
Maybe you should think about this in another way.
1070
01:14:30,809 --> 01:14:32,531
In the way of a balance.
1071
01:14:32,600 --> 01:14:34,508
Nature has a balance...
1072
01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:39,279
which you should explore the possibility that you have, in a karmic sense, upset.
1073
01:14:40,400 --> 01:14:42,022
A karmic sense?
1074
01:14:42,092 --> 01:14:45,765
20,000 lawsuits and Dow's lawyers are talking about settling.
1075
01:14:45,832 --> 01:14:47,009
May I have the keys?
1076
01:14:47,080 --> 01:14:49,894
They're frightened.
It'll cost more to fight even if they win.
1077
01:14:49,959 --> 01:14:51,866
- The goddamn car keys!
- Economic realities.
1078
01:14:51,940 --> 01:14:55,130
What do you need the car keys for?
Where are you going?
1079
01:14:55,518 --> 01:14:58,679
I'm guilty because of my karma?
Is that what you're saying?
1080
01:14:58,746 --> 01:15:02,193
You're gonna talk to me about my karma?
Go ahead.
1081
01:15:03,129 --> 01:15:04,884
You're fucked.
1082
01:15:05,335 --> 01:15:08,046
You are really fucked, karmically.
1083
01:15:12,077 --> 01:15:13,124
Get out.
1084
01:15:13,229 --> 01:15:15,465
- Damn bastards.
- I gotta get going.
1085
01:15:16,044 --> 01:15:18,278
There's one or two more here.
1086
01:15:19,144 --> 01:15:21,921
We'll have the last laugh when the truth comes out.
1087
01:15:24,032 --> 01:15:26,617
20,000 court cases, but...
1088
01:15:27,455 --> 01:15:29,460
they got no evidence.
1089
01:15:39,153 --> 01:15:41,453
Do you want to see the evidence?
1090
01:15:42,574 --> 01:15:43,783
There.
1091
01:15:44,842 --> 01:15:47,229
Right there. Maria Stern.
1092
01:15:47,463 --> 01:15:48,641
38 years old.
1093
01:15:48,838 --> 01:15:51,291
Can't even get to church on Sunday.
1094
01:15:51,395 --> 01:15:53,184
I'm going on record right now...
1095
01:15:53,252 --> 01:15:56,412
and saying
that science can be bought today.
1096
01:15:56,639 --> 01:15:58,042
Take a good look at that.
1097
01:15:58,107 --> 01:16:00,887
That's what an explanted silicone implant looks like.
1098
01:16:00,953 --> 01:16:04,780
Brought to you by the same people who brought you Agent Orange.
1099
01:16:06,006 --> 01:16:08,525
Lawyers don't give a damn about women.
1100
01:16:09,107 --> 01:16:13,475
Money comes in, they knock them out of the way to get their 50 percent first.
1101
01:16:13,548 --> 01:16:16,327
I do blame Dr. Saunders and I do blame Dr. Larson!
1102
01:16:16,393 --> 01:16:19,775
I think they made millions and they knew!
1103
01:16:20,712 --> 01:16:21,954
They knew...
1104
01:16:23,744 --> 01:16:26,197
that these things were making women sick!
1105
01:16:26,270 --> 01:16:27,284
I got one.
1106
01:16:27,645 --> 01:16:31,952
How many lawyers does it take to kick a nun's teeth in for 50 cents?
1107
01:16:32,633 --> 01:16:34,006
How many?
1108
01:16:35,063 --> 01:16:36,620
Hell, all of them!
1109
01:16:41,710 --> 01:16:43,170
All of them.
1110
01:16:47,179 --> 01:16:50,020
We, the jury, in the above-entitled action...
1111
01:16:50,245 --> 01:16:53,209
find the defendant, Dow Corning Corporation...
1112
01:16:53,602 --> 01:16:58,333
guilty of willful misconduct and award the plaintiff $200,000...
1113
01:16:58,653 --> 01:17:01,398
$840,000 in compensatory damages...
1114
01:17:02,169 --> 01:17:04,140
$6.5 million in punitive damage...
1115
01:17:04,758 --> 01:17:07,821
$25 million, including punitive damages.
1116
01:17:09,330 --> 01:17:13,102
There's no proven correlation between the sick women and the implants.
1117
01:17:13,168 --> 01:17:15,463
Thank you. No more questions.
1118
01:17:16,617 --> 01:17:19,681
I've never seen a jury so flagrantly biased.
1119
01:17:20,326 --> 01:17:21,273
Shut up.
1120
01:17:21,349 --> 01:17:24,381
This isn't over yet, we'll appeal.
This judge is an idiot.
1121
01:17:24,452 --> 01:17:28,188
I've heard enough out of you.
I said I want you to shut up.
1122
01:17:30,170 --> 01:17:31,598
Hello, Kevin.
1123
01:17:34,777 --> 01:17:36,716
Been golfing any lately?
1124
01:17:37,845 --> 01:17:38,826
No.
1125
01:17:40,688 --> 01:17:42,508
My game's gone to hell.
1126
01:17:42,670 --> 01:17:46,016
Today, I'm requesting a moratorium...
1127
01:17:46,314 --> 01:17:51,068
on the further use
of all silicone gel breast implants.
1128
01:17:51,334 --> 01:17:55,769
David Kessler should read the Mayo Clinic and the Harvard Medical School studies.
1129
01:17:55,841 --> 01:17:58,652
The number of sick women with implants is proportional...
1130
01:17:58,717 --> 01:18:01,018
to the sick women in the general population.
1131
01:18:01,275 --> 01:18:05,361
You think anyone is gonna want to introduce a new medical product...
1132
01:18:05,430 --> 01:18:07,532
after what happened here?
1133
01:18:08,306 --> 01:18:11,206
You couldn't get aspirin approved by the FDA today.
1134
01:18:11,471 --> 01:18:15,976
I don't doubt that these women
are genuinely sick and I feel sorry for them.
1135
01:18:16,045 --> 01:18:17,600
The question is, "Why?"
1136
01:18:17,960 --> 01:18:20,544
The problem is that the majority...
1137
01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:23,897
the women who are happy with their implants...
1138
01:18:24,067 --> 01:18:28,374
aren't gonna stand up at their next town meeting and say:
1139
01:18:28,448 --> 01:18:33,197
"Excuse me, I have augmented breasts and I'm pleased as Punch with them."
1140
01:18:33,752 --> 01:18:35,889
We got a lottery mentality in this country.
1141
01:18:36,118 --> 01:18:39,377
It tells us, "Why work when you can sue someone?"
1142
01:18:40,626 --> 01:18:43,305
If they're gonna ban anything...
1143
01:18:43,789 --> 01:18:47,236
why don't they ban the silicone penile implants?
1144
01:18:47,338 --> 01:18:48,764
Know why they don't?
1145
01:18:48,936 --> 01:18:51,038
Because half of Congress has them.
1146
01:18:51,109 --> 01:18:53,726
And they're nothing but a bunch of goddamn hypocrites!
1147
01:18:53,796 --> 01:18:54,778
How do you explain...
1148
01:18:54,851 --> 01:18:59,101
the medical community's own reluctance to support you?
1149
01:18:59,165 --> 01:19:03,317
You work hard all your life.
1150
01:19:04,633 --> 01:19:06,605
You are trying...
1151
01:19:07,477 --> 01:19:10,471
to live a life that is decent and honest.
1152
01:19:10,704 --> 01:19:12,807
You're trying to help people.
1153
01:19:13,549 --> 01:19:15,435
You anticipate that...
1154
01:19:15,628 --> 01:19:18,115
one day you'll be told thank you.
1155
01:19:18,986 --> 01:19:21,118
But instead, you're attacked.
1156
01:19:21,636 --> 01:19:24,253
It's like the goddamn sky opened up...
1157
01:19:24,386 --> 01:19:26,806
and you're assaulted with this...
1158
01:19:27,423 --> 01:19:30,717
vicious, mean-spirited...
1159
01:19:34,998 --> 01:19:38,704
Hell. I forgot, I don't know what it is.
1160
01:19:40,434 --> 01:19:41,579
I don't know.
1161
01:19:41,713 --> 01:19:44,906
- We're gonna take a break...
- It's a bunch of bullshit.
1162
01:19:45,710 --> 01:19:50,144
If you have silicone breast implants and are experiencing these symptoms...
1163
01:19:50,216 --> 01:19:53,278
please call 1-800-RUPTURE.
1164
01:20:13,997 --> 01:20:17,061
- A lot of girls say they're getting sick.
- Did you talk to them?
1165
01:20:17,770 --> 01:20:18,717
I'm not a doctor.
1166
01:20:18,793 --> 01:20:21,989
I know you're not a doctor.
Did you explain to them?
1167
01:20:22,056 --> 01:20:26,423
- I didn't explain. All I know...
- Even if there's a leak, it gets trapped.
1168
01:20:27,040 --> 01:20:29,819
There's a capsule of scar tissue.
1169
01:20:29,885 --> 01:20:32,272
The girls feel uncomfortable when you're around.
1170
01:20:32,347 --> 01:20:34,713
- There's no risk involved.
- Go home.
1171
01:20:35,673 --> 01:20:37,643
Go home and don't come back.
1172
01:20:41,745 --> 01:20:43,118
Fuck you.
1173
01:21:15,788 --> 01:21:18,784
The instant I saw them, I knew I'd made a horrible mistake.
1174
01:21:18,856 --> 01:21:21,505
I was paranoid.
I felt like everyone would look at me...
1175
01:21:21,575 --> 01:21:24,093
and know that I was vain and insecure and say:
1176
01:21:24,771 --> 01:21:27,137
"Jesus, who do you think you're fooling?"
1177
01:21:27,523 --> 01:21:31,193
- Why not have them removed?
- Like I need to have more explaining to do.
1178
01:21:34,201 --> 01:21:37,614
You have sinus trouble? A little bit? Okay.
1179
01:21:37,847 --> 01:21:40,179
That shouldn't be a problem.
1180
01:21:40,437 --> 01:21:44,042
I have to ask a few more questions.
Do you have Medicaid?
1181
01:21:44,110 --> 01:21:45,516
Medicado?
1182
01:21:45,741 --> 01:21:48,292
I can try and strip them.
1183
01:21:50,794 --> 01:21:54,497
That's pretty expensive and insurance won't cover it.
1184
01:21:57,568 --> 01:22:01,558
Why don't I just recommend a good pair of support hose?
1185
01:22:15,022 --> 01:22:16,133
Hi.
1186
01:22:16,813 --> 01:22:17,795
How are you?
1187
01:22:21,126 --> 01:22:22,402
Not good.
1188
01:22:24,292 --> 01:22:25,850
I've been sick.
1189
01:22:27,969 --> 01:22:29,463
What's the matter?
1190
01:22:29,600 --> 01:22:32,442
What are your symptoms?
1191
01:22:36,984 --> 01:22:38,575
I'm tired.
1192
01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:41,615
I'm tired all the time.
1193
01:22:43,794 --> 01:22:45,644
My mouth is dry.
1194
01:22:45,900 --> 01:22:47,906
My eyes are dry.
1195
01:22:48,905 --> 01:22:50,791
I have this...
1196
01:22:52,135 --> 01:22:56,093
constant pain on the left side of my body.
1197
01:22:58,591 --> 01:23:01,337
The scariest part is...
1198
01:23:02,524 --> 01:23:04,855
nobody can seem to tell me why.
1199
01:23:08,375 --> 01:23:11,501
We're gonna do a complete workup on you.
1200
01:23:12,561 --> 01:23:15,624
Take some blood. Let me get the nurse.
1201
01:23:16,460 --> 01:23:18,280
I just want them out.
1202
01:23:19,561 --> 01:23:22,906
I figured that you put them in...
1203
01:23:23,365 --> 01:23:26,079
so you'd know best how to take them out.
1204
01:23:28,128 --> 01:23:29,850
I just want them out.
1205
01:24:03,834 --> 01:24:06,418
Doctor, I'm going to the ladies' room.
1206
01:24:28,575 --> 01:24:31,290
I wouldn't think of it as a removal, so to speak.
1207
01:24:31,358 --> 01:24:34,486
You're actually acquiring a new sense of well-being.
1208
01:24:34,746 --> 01:24:39,627
We'll explant the silicone implant, which will be fully covered by your insurance.
1209
01:24:39,699 --> 01:24:43,919
If you want to swap, I think you'll be very happy with our new saline implants.
1210
01:24:43,984 --> 01:24:46,371
Of course, you'll have peace of mind.
1211
01:24:46,447 --> 01:24:49,031
It's a personal choice. I know it's not easy.
1212
01:24:49,100 --> 01:24:52,836
The point is to take away the worry so you can focus on what really matters.
1213
01:24:52,902 --> 01:24:54,145
It's your body.
1214
01:24:54,213 --> 01:24:57,058
That's what is important,
that you feel comfortable.
1215
01:24:57,122 --> 01:25:01,177
I like to think of saline as a natural, more organic procedure.
1216
01:25:01,246 --> 01:25:03,798
I'm sorry this whole thing has made you depressed.
1217
01:25:03,869 --> 01:25:08,085
The point now is not to be depressed, but to take positive action.
1218
01:25:08,182 --> 01:25:11,495
Perhaps trading up to a larger size would be a pick-me-up.
1219
01:25:11,571 --> 01:25:15,180
My original implant contained saline.
I told them from the start: saline.
1220
01:25:15,248 --> 01:25:18,592
You'll get two free visits and a holistic mineral and relaxation kit.
1221
01:25:18,827 --> 01:25:23,578
Tension and anxiety are the two greatest causes of health problems.
1222
01:25:28,353 --> 01:25:32,820
Actually, you are making more to take them out, aren't you?
1223
01:25:32,891 --> 01:25:36,598
$7,000 to put them in.
You charge me again?
1224
01:25:36,665 --> 01:25:40,175
You charge me again to take them out
and then...
1225
01:25:41,365 --> 01:25:43,946
To put in the new ones, the safe ones...
1226
01:25:44,080 --> 01:25:47,307
You're charging me again.
1227
01:25:48,717 --> 01:25:51,682
It costs more to take them out.
1228
01:25:52,489 --> 01:25:53,730
Insurance covers 80 percent.
1229
01:25:53,798 --> 01:25:56,380
But you make more, actually.
1230
01:25:56,675 --> 01:25:59,160
$7,000 to put them in.
1231
01:25:59,391 --> 01:26:04,144
$4,800 to take them out,
another $2,000 for the saline.
1232
01:26:04,507 --> 01:26:06,808
Another $1,000 for the OR...
1233
01:26:09,557 --> 01:26:11,050
Okay, when do I schedule?
1234
01:26:11,123 --> 01:26:13,609
When can I schedule?
1235
01:26:15,407 --> 01:26:17,064
When could we schedule?
1236
01:26:17,261 --> 01:26:19,300
You think we can put in a larger size?
1237
01:26:19,372 --> 01:26:22,499
Call Keddrick and tell him to fix it or get it out.
1238
01:26:22,824 --> 01:26:26,364
It's too fucking hot, that's why.
And it's not herbal.
1239
01:26:26,818 --> 01:26:28,824
I paid for an herbal sauna.
1240
01:26:28,929 --> 01:26:32,603
He sends me this goddamn Marquis de Sade sauna.
1241
01:26:32,702 --> 01:26:36,274
It smells like shit and it scalds anyone who steps into it!
1242
01:26:36,600 --> 01:26:37,908
Who else called?
1243
01:26:38,422 --> 01:26:41,290
Tell him I'll call him back.
I should be in soon.
1244
01:26:41,429 --> 01:26:44,242
All right? So I'm right around the corner.
1245
01:26:49,323 --> 01:26:50,370
Fuck!
1246
01:27:25,637 --> 01:27:29,342
I've always had a strong image of what kind of space I wanted to occupy.
1247
01:27:29,408 --> 01:27:30,716
This just isn't it.
1248
01:27:37,592 --> 01:27:39,151
I'm not ashamed about spending money.
1249
01:27:39,222 --> 01:27:41,587
You have a nice car, you pay for its upkeep, right?
1250
01:27:49,613 --> 01:27:52,129
My mom's like this '60s hippie...
1251
01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:55,743
who thinks breast implants are part of some plot to control women.
1252
01:27:55,814 --> 01:27:58,430
People think only bimbos and actresses get implants.
1253
01:27:58,500 --> 01:28:02,041
Why do I have to have 18-year-old, shoulder-level breasts, anyway?
1254
01:28:02,111 --> 01:28:04,529
You can talk about beauty being on the inside...
1255
01:28:04,603 --> 01:28:07,897
but no one's gonna come inside unless you got curve appeal.
1256
01:28:07,992 --> 01:28:10,195
I run my own company,
I've got a nice house...
1257
01:28:10,262 --> 01:28:13,008
I feel breasts are the real basis of femininity.
1258
01:28:13,076 --> 01:28:16,584
- I can get my stomach flatter at the gym.
- It's not the same as a penis.
1259
01:28:16,655 --> 01:28:19,401
They have form and function based on the concept of giving.
1260
01:28:19,499 --> 01:28:22,530
A penis isn't on display, it doesn't have to fill a sweater.
1261
01:28:22,665 --> 01:28:25,445
You have glands and nipples.
Everything you need.
1262
01:28:25,670 --> 01:28:28,535
Frankly to me,
all penises look pretty much the same.
1263
01:28:28,610 --> 01:28:30,038
See how naturally they move?
1264
01:28:30,113 --> 01:28:31,637
My doctor is an artist.
1265
01:28:31,710 --> 01:28:34,164
He has a vision of how the female body should look.
1266
01:28:34,267 --> 01:28:37,364
For women, breasts are the body part that most profoundly...
1267
01:28:37,593 --> 01:28:39,763
It's my body, I've got to live with it.
1268
01:28:39,959 --> 01:28:44,263
After I got them, men who never noticed me were dying to go out with me.
1269
01:28:44,497 --> 01:28:47,212
They aren't all that important, are they?
1270
01:28:47,880 --> 01:28:50,212
Can I put my shirt back on now?
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