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Last mag! We gotta move!
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Exit's blocked! They're coming up!
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Where's BrianD!?
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How's the long way home, BrianD?
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- Sweaty enough for you?
- Can we do this later, K-Pop?
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I'm late for a clan match!
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This FPS twitcher thinks
he's gonna be the next Law!
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What do you guys want, already?
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Same thing every real-time strategenius wants...
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Resources.
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Our next guest was PwnZwn's Amateur Player of the Year...
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And PetiteElite's "Hunkiest Teen Gamer of the Decade."
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He's also Varsity FPS captain at Video Game High School...
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And sorry ladies. He's taken.
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Hold onto your rumble packs, 'cause here comes The Law!
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There he is!
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Law ready for this?
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So, uh...
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Who wants to see a trickshot demo?
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Oh, I do!
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She does.
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It took me three weeks to grind for that stuff!
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And it took me three seconds.
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I guess that's what you'd call, uh...
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Strategy.
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GG BrianD. See you tomorrow.
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Yeah!
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See you tomorrow...
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Forever!
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Hey mom school was great!
Love you, bye!
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- Can I touch them...?
- Yeah you can touch both of them!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Glad you could join us, cap!
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Alright let's go! On me!
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Did you guys see that?
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That was insane! Dude I...
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Thanks man!
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So you told me backstage
that this is what's called a "pubstomp?"
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What else happened backstage, Bella?
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Anyway, girls...
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pubstomping is when a Pro like me
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goes into a random server
and lays down the, uh...
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Let me hear you out there!
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Long arm of the Law! Long arm of the Law!
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I love this crowd.
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Left flank... Occam's Laser on three?
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Just like the Milwaukee Invitational.
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Let's go.
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Get ready to rush the point...
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Brian! Take the cat out!
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First I gotta put the cat out!
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It's like every time!
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Cheeto...
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Cheeto!
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Cheeto... Chee-to! Cheeto.... Cheeto...
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What are you guys doing?
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-AFK.
- Cheeeee-to!
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-Here kitty kitty.
- Oh my God. Guys...
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We need a new captain.
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Yeah... looks like we got ourselves a server...
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Why did we just restack?
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The Law has entered the game.
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Alright guys - nobody panic!
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Got him.
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Got him, aw God.
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So much power. So much power everytime!
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Run!
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Chee-to...
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Come here Cheeto!
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Cheeto!!
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Incredible, right?
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I still feel that rush all the time.
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Oh my gosh... One time I took out
an entire family with that move.
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Cheeto!
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Cheeto...
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Cheeto... good kitty...
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Cheeto... Augh! Ow!
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Stupid cat!
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That one got 'em good.
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Ah! Looks like this guy's AFK!
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"Away from keyboard."
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Let's see if we can have some fun with him.
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Yeah...
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Mom! Where's the iodine?
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Whatever, kid.
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Okay...!
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Close one!
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Hot...
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Hot!
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So what was that move called?
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You know what? It's not really a move...
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I got... I got... I got...
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Killed.
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You know, it's a pubstomp - anything can happen...
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Who was that guy? Right?
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Who was that guy?
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So, uh...
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Alright I guess, uh...
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Commercial break or something like that?
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And yet the President's condition
is still unknown at this time...
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A nation waits with...
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Frag Alert!
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Hold onto your joysticks, zoners!
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We got ourselves a
late-breaking PwnZwn Frag Alert!
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ShotBot? What'cha got?
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VGHS superstar The Law humiliated...
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Live on national television
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by a no-name nooblet...
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In a pubstomp gone wrong!
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My computation?
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Frag of the century! Peep the replay!
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Yeah, that's right. We were totally
with Brian when he got the call for VGHS!
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- We love you BrianD!
- Yeah! Brian!
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Give me a break!
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What makes this flash-in-the-pan
fluker think he's got what it takes?
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Ron!
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I completely agree, Ron!
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VGHS is the most intense
pro-gaming academy in the country!
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-Guys, guys, guys!
-Can I just agree with you for one second?
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Your agreement's been noted!
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Fellas, fellas, fellas! Please!
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Let's just... let's look at their acceptance video, okay?
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You will not study physics.
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You will study physics engines.
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You will not study art.
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You will study the art of war!
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You will learn about biology...
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by bathing in the blood of your enemies!
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Sound good?
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Well, welcome to VGHS.
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This is actually happening...
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Everyone says I won't make it, but...
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I have to try, I mean...
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I've dreamed of playing on
a VGHS team since I was E for Everyone.
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I hope you understand...
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Classic Cheeto.
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I'm gonna miss this back and forth.
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Take care of mom... okay?
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Brian?
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Reporters are here. Let's get you mic'ed up.
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Love you mom.
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I put some extra food in your bowl.
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Where are you going?
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I'm going to VGHS.
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Brian! Brian!
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What do you say to your fans, Brian?
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Am I getting through to you, Brian D.?
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Huh? Oh. Uh...
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Yes sir. Straight through.
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I swear, every year it's
the same damn cutscene.
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Some media darling
with a five-second kill reel
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breezes into school on a golden ticket.
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Buckle up, kid. Cuz this ticket puts
you on a plane straight to hell.
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And the in-flight movie?
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Super hell.
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Understood, sir. I know
it will be rough here, but...
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I did get some practice
at the Milwaukee Invitational, so...
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Oh, really?
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Still feeling cocky, Mr. Milwaukee?
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You're the lowest-ranked player in the school!
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Well I should probably go
get some practice then...
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And as for you, Ki Swan. I don't
care what game your parents developed.
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What the frag are you doing?
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Well sir, you cut such an imposing figure,
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I thought I'd make a game about you.
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Haha, awesome!
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What are my moves?
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Calhoun always wins.
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Acceptable.
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Now scram, you scrubs.
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Ah, don't we get a welcome buddy?
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Cool your jets, Miss Swan!
I was just getting to that.
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Your orientation guide is...
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Jenny Matrix. 5,031 points.
JV FPS captain.
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You must be pretty nervous.
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Of course I'm nervous. Did
you see her 1080 no-scope Natty Ice?
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Hahaha, not even close, son!
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Who's next?
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But don't worry. I've got a secret weapon.
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Hey, Jenny.
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Nice moves. I'm Brian D.
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Ahh, Mr. Law-killer, huh.
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You saw that?
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I mean... yes. I am.
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Cold Turkey, get Brian D. here a drink.
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What? No! I...
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Who's Brian D? The kid
with the lame hat?
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Lame hat?
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Only cool hats for this noggin.
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I guess that's cool...
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Hey, check out the
cool kid with the cool hat!
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Hey, sweet hat, frosh!
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The name's Games...
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Games Dean.
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So cool.
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Brian, your secret weapon
seems to have misfired.
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Hey! Come on, we doin' this or what, D.?
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Oh! No, I'm not here to fight.
You're our welcome buddy.
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What? She's supposed
to show us around and... stuff.
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Alright, sorry guys. Duty calls.
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Let's go.
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And this concludes your tour of VGHS.
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You took us in a straight
line and said nothing.
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Hey, Jenny doesn't
have time to show us noobs around.
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She's got the whole
JV team to worry about.
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Speaking of which...
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Give me five reasons
I should put you on my team.
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That was pretty
transparent, wasn't it...?
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Yeah, a bit.
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Reason number one,
I'm honest to a fault!
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You probably shouldn't
list one of your faults as a reason.
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It's okay, Ki, she's gone.
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Wait, that's not okay,
I don't know where my room is!
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Seriously, guys, fun's over, right?
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What's wrong, baby Wong?
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Thought you rockstars
knew how to party.
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Yeah, totally, Annihilist! Totally, yeah!
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Okay, you guys got me.
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Oh, hey! Ted Wong.
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Ki Swan. 1360 points. Fighter.
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Welcome to the Frag Floor, Ki...
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Hey, leave him alone.
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What're you gonna do about it?
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Stop us?
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Nope. You're not.
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Brian, maybe we should get the R.A.
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Did your girlfriend just get here?
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This loser is the R.A.
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Are you really his girlfriend? Because...
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Nice.
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What do we got here?
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Hey, give that back!
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What's this?
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I don't know. Something stupid.
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Chiba?
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Hanzo? Where'd you get this, the poor store?
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Where'd you get your manners? The... rude store?
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Oh my goodness!
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Aw, sweet burn dude!
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Nobody... insults my manners.
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Well nobody makes fun of my gear.
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And no one insults my new best friend.
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This sounds like a challenge.
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Woah, woah... you guys can't fight in my hallway.
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Rumble in the Rumpus Room!
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Ladies and gentlemen! I present to
you a match-up of epic proportions.
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In the cool corner we got, Brian D.!
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And in the other corner we have some
loser that was hardcore guffin' me.
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Alright, y'all know the rules! Single life, no respawns.
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Player one, are you ready?
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Let's do it!
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New best friend, are you ready?
253
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,324
Brian, I just looked at the official rulebook.
254
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I really think that you should look at paragraphs 12 through 90.
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Any chance you could paraphrase?
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Oh okay, um.
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Read rules. Important.
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That's not what I meant, Ki!
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Alright, let's get it on!!
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You can't hide from me!
You're like a minnow,
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and I'm a shark, I'm gonna eat 'cha.
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Great timing, Chiba.
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Yes! Yes! Ha ha!
264
00:18:55,279 --> 00:18:58,078
Who's working at the poor store now?
265
00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,297
Wait, what just happened?
266
00:19:07,298 --> 00:19:10,085
Oh, Brian. Paragraph 90, Section 3.
267
00:19:10,086 --> 00:19:12,065
Should a student's rank
fall below zero, then they
268
00:19:12,066 --> 00:19:14,043
are automatically,
ruthlessly and instantly...
269
00:19:14,092 --> 00:19:15,492
Expelled.
270
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,781
Annihilist, dude, I didn't know...
271
00:19:28,397 --> 00:19:30,497
Four more reasons, Brian.
272
00:19:30,529 --> 00:19:32,349
Welcome to VGHS.
273
00:19:33,854 --> 00:19:35,954
Jenny, wait! Where's my room?!
274
00:19:38,004 --> 00:19:39,398
On the plus side, dude...
275
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:41,170
That guy was supposed
to be your roommate.
276
00:19:41,171 --> 00:19:44,671
Dude, I just got a kid expelled.
How is that a plus side?
277
00:19:46,246 --> 00:19:49,046
YEAH!! Best roommate friends forever!!
278
00:19:52,047 --> 00:19:53,447
I'm okay.
279
00:20:27,404 --> 00:20:29,224
The one-shot wonder.
280
00:20:31,125 --> 00:20:32,721
We meet at last.
281
00:20:33,001 --> 00:20:36,799
Hey! Uh, the, uh... the Law...
282
00:20:38,269 --> 00:20:40,370
It's just Law around here, Brian.
283
00:20:42,188 --> 00:20:44,288
I don't mean to pry, Bri-guy, but, uh...
284
00:20:44,854 --> 00:20:47,654
Are you okay?
What're you doing here?
285
00:20:49,856 --> 00:20:51,676
Just gettin some air...
286
00:20:52,471 --> 00:20:55,271
You were gonna throw
your gear out, weren't you?
287
00:20:55,793 --> 00:20:57,163
I dunno.
288
00:20:57,338 --> 00:20:59,261
VGHS is a little bit
different than I thought.
289
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:02,558
Chiba and Hanzo
just kinda feel out of place.
290
00:21:02,580 --> 00:21:03,680
Brian...
291
00:21:03,681 --> 00:21:08,677
Who're we talkin about
here? Your gear? Or you?
292
00:21:12,252 --> 00:21:15,148
I know, right? Stupid.
293
00:21:17,825 --> 00:21:18,846
Listen.
294
00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:23,195
Oh. Old school. Nice.
295
00:21:23,402 --> 00:21:25,948
Let me tell you something
I've always kind of told myself.
296
00:21:26,049 --> 00:21:28,494
Fitting in at VGHS is hard, but...
297
00:21:28,693 --> 00:21:33,246
You can't be the best,
unless you be yourself.
298
00:21:33,639 --> 00:21:34,759
Okay?
299
00:21:35,086 --> 00:21:37,186
Never... never forget that.
300
00:21:37,682 --> 00:21:39,782
Never let anyone break you.
301
00:21:41,427 --> 00:21:43,048
Do you really mean that?
302
00:21:43,197 --> 00:21:45,297
More than anything in the world.
303
00:21:47,794 --> 00:21:48,814
Chiba!!
304
00:21:48,989 --> 00:21:51,789
Too bad you're in my world now, Brian.
305
00:21:51,985 --> 00:21:53,657
Don't you get it, Brian!?
306
00:21:53,658 --> 00:21:55,302
I am VGHS!
307
00:21:59,228 --> 00:22:02,249
Welcome... to me!
308
00:22:11,964 --> 00:22:13,630
How are you lost? You're the RA!
309
00:22:13,631 --> 00:22:15,089
Hey, you're the one who overslept.
310
00:22:15,090 --> 00:22:17,424
Well, I'm sorry, I had to
practice with my new game deck
311
00:22:17,425 --> 00:22:19,588
if I want to get good
and impress Jenny Matrix.
312
00:22:19,589 --> 00:22:21,049
Hey, Brian.
313
00:22:21,131 --> 00:22:23,338
Loved watching you
kill Annihilist last night...
314
00:22:23,339 --> 00:22:24,924
Very impressive.
315
00:22:25,214 --> 00:22:27,214
How would you like a spot on JV?
316
00:22:28,006 --> 00:22:29,505
Are you serious?
317
00:22:29,506 --> 00:22:31,506
Double-stuf serious.
318
00:22:31,549 --> 00:22:34,089
JV could use a boost
in the cute department.
319
00:22:34,381 --> 00:22:35,880
Welcome to the team...
320
00:22:36,081 --> 00:22:37,163
...and welcome
321
00:22:37,164 --> 00:22:38,624
TO ME!
322
00:22:47,749 --> 00:22:49,664
Is anyone else hearing this?
323
00:22:51,749 --> 00:22:53,249
Nope.
324
00:22:58,456 --> 00:22:59,623
Cheeto...?
325
00:22:59,624 --> 00:23:01,124
Killing spree.
326
00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:06,339
Mornin' roomie!
327
00:23:09,699 --> 00:23:10,814
Pizza brunch?
328
00:23:18,574 --> 00:23:20,780
What is with everyone today?
329
00:23:20,781 --> 00:23:21,449
Well...
330
00:23:21,450 --> 00:23:23,199
You killed the number
one player at the school...
331
00:23:23,200 --> 00:23:25,573
...you got a guy kicked
out on your first day...
332
00:23:25,574 --> 00:23:27,231
You're a marked man, Brian.
333
00:23:27,539 --> 00:23:29,080
Just like this pizza!
334
00:23:29,281 --> 00:23:30,948
Everyone wants a piece of you!
335
00:23:30,949 --> 00:23:32,448
I gotta keep my head down...
336
00:23:32,549 --> 00:23:34,506
You're right, we could
throw you a party.
337
00:23:34,914 --> 00:23:36,106
-What?
- In your honor...
338
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,539
-I didn't say that...
-...called Brianpalooza.
339
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:38,914
-No!
-Hi! Brian!
340
00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:41,039
I had a question
about Brianpalooza.
341
00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:42,956
Did you take this
while I was sleeping?
342
00:23:42,957 --> 00:23:45,414
I have a very
aggressive street team.
343
00:23:45,831 --> 00:23:48,106
I was just wondering
what time "Rock o'clock" is?
344
00:23:48,874 --> 00:23:50,348
You know, half past rad.
345
00:23:50,549 --> 00:23:51,756
But when is half past rad?
346
00:23:52,156 --> 00:23:53,156
Quarter to scooore.
347
00:23:53,157 --> 00:23:54,356
Ted... No... Seriously, like
348
00:23:54,357 --> 00:23:56,256
every twitcher in this
school wants to fight me.
349
00:23:56,274 --> 00:23:58,355
I'm not gonna
throw them a party.
350
00:23:58,456 --> 00:24:00,456
Can we please just...
351
00:24:04,706 --> 00:24:07,705
...hang out by this stairwell?
352
00:24:07,706 --> 00:24:10,623
Look at this view! This could be
our new hangout spot, am I right?
353
00:24:10,624 --> 00:24:11,498
Wow!
354
00:24:11,499 --> 00:24:13,456
I can't believe I hadn't thought of it.
355
00:24:13,457 --> 00:24:15,330
I'll add it to my list that I made
356
00:24:15,331 --> 00:24:16,789
of potential hangout spots.
357
00:24:16,790 --> 00:24:17,998
Really?
358
00:24:17,999 --> 00:24:21,330
Okay. A party's one thing,
but you can't even walk past The Law?
359
00:24:21,331 --> 00:24:23,124
Come on it's time to
stop hiding in the shadows
360
00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,074
and shine like the
star that you are!
361
00:24:28,289 --> 00:24:30,139
I'll stick to the
shadows, thanks.
362
00:24:34,081 --> 00:24:35,456
I'll see you in class.
363
00:24:38,249 --> 00:24:39,406
What's gaming all about, Brian?
364
00:24:39,707 --> 00:24:41,623
Well, um...
365
00:24:41,624 --> 00:24:43,456
-I always thought that...
- I'm sure if I looked at
366
00:24:43,457 --> 00:24:45,455
Brian's Big Book of Gaming,
367
00:24:45,456 --> 00:24:47,249
it'd tell me that gaming's all about
368
00:24:47,250 --> 00:24:49,038
expelling classmates,
369
00:24:49,039 --> 00:24:50,373
starting fights,
370
00:24:50,374 --> 00:24:53,331
landing the cover of The Wall Street Journal.
371
00:24:53,789 --> 00:24:56,664
You know what gaming's really about, Brian?
372
00:24:57,706 --> 00:24:59,081
Boom.
373
00:24:59,249 --> 00:25:01,331
It's all about the game.
374
00:25:02,289 --> 00:25:04,748
Gaming's... all about the game, sir?
375
00:25:04,749 --> 00:25:07,874
I knew you wouldn't understand.
376
00:25:08,789 --> 00:25:10,498
You're in the danger zone, kid.
377
00:25:10,499 --> 00:25:12,914
You may have snagged
a few points wasting Annihilist, but...
378
00:25:12,915 --> 00:25:15,289
If you want to last more
than a week at this school...
379
00:25:15,290 --> 00:25:17,705
I suggest you start
keeping a low profile.
380
00:25:17,706 --> 00:25:18,999
I-I hear you, sir.
381
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:20,414
I was actually
just telling my friends:
382
00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:22,499
"Low profile" - that's my game.
383
00:25:22,664 --> 00:25:23,999
Really.
384
00:25:28,414 --> 00:25:32,956
Does that game include
a minigame about being full of crap!?
385
00:25:33,206 --> 00:25:35,663
Now get out of my office.
386
00:25:35,664 --> 00:25:36,456
Okay.
387
00:25:36,457 --> 00:25:37,663
Hello students
388
00:25:37,664 --> 00:25:41,538
and welcome to FPS 101.
389
00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:44,123
My name is Ace.
You can call me Ace.
390
00:25:44,124 --> 00:25:45,580
Sound good? Fantastic.
391
00:25:45,581 --> 00:25:47,081
Now I'm sure a lot of
you are thinking right now:
392
00:25:47,082 --> 00:25:51,706
"Hey. I got myself into VGHS.
What's with all the back to basics baloney?"
393
00:25:51,707 --> 00:25:52,748
Well.
394
00:25:52,749 --> 00:25:56,373
Let me just set the record straight
for you pardners real quick like...
395
00:25:56,374 --> 00:25:59,998
You don't know shinola
about first person shootin'
396
00:25:59,999 --> 00:26:02,288
Freshman year is about
two things, hear me now...
397
00:26:02,289 --> 00:26:03,788
Fundamentals...
398
00:26:03,789 --> 00:26:07,581
And first impressions.
Brian D, I presume?
399
00:26:07,582 --> 00:26:09,081
Sorry I was late, sir.
400
00:26:09,082 --> 00:26:11,288
Well you've already
broken Ace's first rule.
401
00:26:11,289 --> 00:26:12,124
Be punctual.
402
00:26:12,125 --> 00:26:13,873
No. Rule #1 is "Know Ace's Rules."
403
00:26:13,874 --> 00:26:16,623
You'd have known that had you
been punctual. Have a seat.
404
00:26:16,624 --> 00:26:18,288
-Brian!
- Sorry I'm late, Mr. Ace.
405
00:26:18,289 --> 00:26:20,831
Call me Ace, alright? Mr. Ace was my father's name
406
00:26:20,832 --> 00:26:22,790
Rule #1, Brian!
407
00:26:30,914 --> 00:26:32,956
Now, back to first impressions... - Dude.
408
00:26:32,957 --> 00:26:35,165
-The first girl y'all ought to be impressin'
- Check out who our TA is...
409
00:26:35,166 --> 00:26:37,873
Is our straight shootin'
TA over here Jenny Matrix.
410
00:26:37,874 --> 00:26:39,039
That's right, Ace.
411
00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:41,748
As JV captain I have to
choose an honorary freshman
412
00:26:41,749 --> 00:26:43,914
to play in our scrimmage
against Varsity tomorrow.
413
00:26:43,999 --> 00:26:46,956
Personally, I think it's a
huge waste of time but...
414
00:26:46,957 --> 00:26:48,748
It's tradition.
415
00:26:48,749 --> 00:26:51,331
Brian! That could be you
wasting her time tomorrow!
416
00:26:51,332 --> 00:26:52,290
I don't know, Ki, I...
417
00:26:52,291 --> 00:26:55,456
The scrim is a perfect
opportunity to be rubbin' elbows
418
00:26:55,457 --> 00:26:59,038
with some of the best mouse jockies
this high school has to offer.
419
00:26:59,039 --> 00:27:02,331
Jenny you think any of these
cheesedusters has what it takes?
420
00:27:02,332 --> 00:27:04,663
Well there's only one
way to find out, Ace...
421
00:27:04,664 --> 00:27:06,539
Let's hit The Pit.
422
00:27:06,874 --> 00:27:08,538
I cannot wait.
423
00:27:08,539 --> 00:27:11,831
People underestimate The Pit because
your targets are made of paper.
424
00:27:14,707 --> 00:27:17,873
But trust me. When you know The Pit...
425
00:27:17,874 --> 00:27:19,957
You know yourself.
426
00:27:21,082 --> 00:27:23,123
Playing games by yourself?
427
00:27:23,124 --> 00:27:25,874
I got better things to do in my sleep!
428
00:27:26,414 --> 00:27:28,998
This is great! I can
totally do this level in my sleep!
429
00:27:28,999 --> 00:27:30,081
Yeah, great.
430
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,331
So, Ki...
431
00:27:31,332 --> 00:27:33,249
Back to our favorite romance languages...
432
00:27:33,250 --> 00:27:34,831
What were yours again?
433
00:27:34,832 --> 00:27:36,874
Spanish? Italian?
434
00:27:37,874 --> 00:27:39,623
C++.
435
00:27:39,624 --> 00:27:41,664
"Very good."
436
00:27:43,832 --> 00:27:45,874
Be fast.
437
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:47,331
Be efficient.
438
00:27:47,332 --> 00:27:48,915
And above all else...
439
00:27:52,539 --> 00:27:54,581
Be resourceful.
440
00:27:55,957 --> 00:27:57,082
Thirty-nine seconds...
441
00:27:57,083 --> 00:27:58,873
That's not bad, Matrix.
442
00:27:58,874 --> 00:28:00,831
Just shy of the school record.
443
00:28:00,832 --> 00:28:03,165
Wait, that's not right.
You can get like ten seconds faster than that...
444
00:28:03,166 --> 00:28:05,373
Brian D! Something to share?
445
00:28:05,374 --> 00:28:07,998
No, sir. Ah... sorry. Uh...
446
00:28:07,999 --> 00:28:08,664
Wasn't important.
447
00:28:08,665 --> 00:28:10,289
Good. Then shut up.
448
00:28:10,914 --> 00:28:13,956
Brian was just saying he can complete
the course much faster than you, Jenny.
449
00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:17,289
Well, la-dee-freakin-da.
I'd love to see that.
450
00:28:17,832 --> 00:28:19,582
What about you, class?
451
00:28:21,832 --> 00:28:24,163
Honorary freshman, honorary freshman...
452
00:28:24,164 --> 00:28:25,373
C'mon Brian.
453
00:28:25,374 --> 00:28:26,748
Show us what you got.
454
00:28:26,749 --> 00:28:29,124
Try not to wet yourself, noob.
455
00:29:00,582 --> 00:29:02,957
That's somewhat... unorthodox.
456
00:29:34,789 --> 00:29:37,164
Brian... I am disappoint.
457
00:29:39,582 --> 00:29:40,665
Cheer up, Brian!
458
00:29:40,666 --> 00:29:43,373
-At least no one wants to fight you anymore!
- I figured it out!
459
00:29:43,374 --> 00:29:45,749
Rock o'clock is 3:32!
460
00:29:48,124 --> 00:29:49,499
We've missed Brianpalooza.
461
00:29:49,500 --> 00:29:50,913
Calhoun wants me dead...
462
00:29:50,914 --> 00:29:52,538
I'm late for Ace's class...
463
00:29:52,539 --> 00:29:54,206
Oh! And I can forget
about playing in that scrimmage
464
00:29:54,207 --> 00:29:57,249
because Jenny probably thinks I'm
the biggest dork in the universe!
465
00:29:58,124 --> 00:29:59,706
So! Jenny's here!
466
00:29:59,707 --> 00:30:01,081
What up, Matrix?
467
00:30:01,082 --> 00:30:02,081
What, uh...
468
00:30:02,082 --> 00:30:04,248
brings you to our
neck of the cafeteria...
469
00:30:04,249 --> 00:30:05,539
...woods?
470
00:30:06,039 --> 00:30:08,289
Well, I was going to
invite you to my party
471
00:30:08,290 --> 00:30:13,164
because that was one of the sickest
pit runs I've ever seen... but um...
472
00:30:13,165 --> 00:30:14,790
I'm sorry, could you just...?
473
00:30:14,999 --> 00:30:17,748
Oh! Sunglasses indoors...
474
00:30:17,749 --> 00:30:19,956
I must look like a
douchebag, what was I thinking?
475
00:30:19,957 --> 00:30:21,749
We'll clean this up,
we'll definitely be there!
476
00:30:21,750 --> 00:30:24,831
I hope this party is
more organized than Brianpalooza.
477
00:30:25,581 --> 00:30:28,330
Sure. You guys can
totally invite yourselves.
478
00:30:28,331 --> 00:30:30,498
Okay. My place. Tomorrow night.
479
00:30:30,499 --> 00:30:32,123
Sounds groovy, Jenny!
480
00:30:32,124 --> 00:30:34,081
-Or should I say... Gravy
- Brian. She's gone.
481
00:30:34,082 --> 00:30:35,789
Party... this could be like...
482
00:30:35,790 --> 00:30:37,290
Our first date!
483
00:30:37,581 --> 00:30:39,289
First... date...?
484
00:30:40,206 --> 00:30:42,624
- Awesome!
- Three-way fist pound?
485
00:30:42,790 --> 00:30:44,290
Brian. This way!
486
00:31:25,540 --> 00:31:26,871
Oh! Brian!
487
00:31:26,872 --> 00:31:30,579
You'd better have skills in that box if
you're gonna score with Jenny Matrix!
488
00:31:30,580 --> 00:31:33,414
No, Ted this is just a
little professional party present
489
00:31:33,415 --> 00:31:35,540
for the JV captain.
490
00:31:37,580 --> 00:31:41,746
"Happy party, Jenny. Let's go Coco-nuts..."
491
00:31:41,747 --> 00:31:44,914
Wait you're gonna bribe your way into JV with a cake?
492
00:31:44,915 --> 00:31:46,829
Coconut cake.
493
00:31:46,830 --> 00:31:49,204
Let's just say I'm a 12th level pastrymancer
494
00:31:49,205 --> 00:31:52,454
and once she tastes this bad boy, I'm in.
495
00:31:52,455 --> 00:31:54,704
Maybe this date will become a double date!
496
00:31:54,705 --> 00:31:55,665
Oh! Brian!
497
00:31:55,666 --> 00:31:57,290
I was meaning to tell you something...
498
00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:59,247
What was it, what was it, what was it...
499
00:31:59,248 --> 00:32:01,665
Brian D! You made it!
500
00:32:18,497 --> 00:32:20,622
Hey, Jenny... um...
501
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:24,040
Oh! My gosh! I totally nailed it I have to show you!
502
00:32:24,041 --> 00:32:26,497
Come to my room!
503
00:32:27,997 --> 00:32:30,829
Well... what should I do with this bad boy?
504
00:32:30,830 --> 00:32:33,079
I dunno. Give it to the party.
505
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:35,372
Let them eat cake!
506
00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:40,247
Come on, hurry!
507
00:32:43,080 --> 00:32:45,246
So... there are a lot of people here...
508
00:32:45,247 --> 00:32:47,290
First date, huh?
509
00:32:48,122 --> 00:32:50,871
Wanna... watch me play video games?
510
00:32:50,872 --> 00:32:53,290
Oh... I thought people did
romantic things on first dates.
511
00:32:53,291 --> 00:32:54,872
Exactamundo.
512
00:32:57,247 --> 00:32:58,665
Whoa.
513
00:33:00,455 --> 00:33:01,746
So, uh...
514
00:33:01,747 --> 00:33:03,665
Lotta cool stuff in this room.
515
00:33:03,790 --> 00:33:05,579
Huh? Yeah, sorry it's a mess.
516
00:33:05,580 --> 00:33:07,497
You can just sit wherever.
517
00:33:08,080 --> 00:33:09,415
Okay...
518
00:33:10,872 --> 00:33:12,790
This is gonna blow your mind...
519
00:33:13,790 --> 00:33:14,621
Bam!
520
00:33:14,622 --> 00:33:16,540
I totally beat your time!
521
00:33:16,872 --> 00:33:18,246
Suck it!
522
00:33:18,247 --> 00:33:20,164
Wow. Great job, that's like the...
523
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,622
only high score I've
ever held in anything.
524
00:33:22,790 --> 00:33:25,246
Well, that and Dance Ex Machina...
525
00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:27,029
Wait, wait, wait...
526
00:33:27,030 --> 00:33:28,230
You play DXM?
527
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:31,830
Which I don't play anymore cos that's a
528
00:33:31,915 --> 00:33:34,372
lame baby game for babies.
529
00:33:34,540 --> 00:33:38,415
I play manly games now like, uh, War and...
530
00:33:39,830 --> 00:33:43,705
Oh my God you're a
12th level dancemancer?
531
00:33:45,330 --> 00:33:47,829
Did I say "baby game"
because I meant, uh...
532
00:33:47,830 --> 00:33:51,454
"babe game" for, uh, people.
533
00:33:51,455 --> 00:33:53,621
No it is a baby game.
534
00:33:53,622 --> 00:33:55,976
Which is why if you
tell anyone there's a
535
00:33:55,977 --> 00:33:58,329
DXM machine collecting
dust in my garage...
536
00:33:58,330 --> 00:34:01,122
I will literally murder you.
537
00:34:04,247 --> 00:34:06,579
Wait, you mean
you don't play anymore?
538
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,414
But you were clearly the shiz!
539
00:34:08,415 --> 00:34:11,205
Yeah... not according to my mom.
540
00:34:11,455 --> 00:34:14,040
She kinda coaches
the Denver Commandos.
541
00:34:15,872 --> 00:34:18,455
Full disclosure, I totally knew that.
542
00:34:18,915 --> 00:34:21,121
Let's just say this is an FPS family
543
00:34:21,122 --> 00:34:23,705
and she expects me to make the pros.
544
00:34:23,915 --> 00:34:25,579
You're totally gonna! I mean...
545
00:34:25,580 --> 00:34:28,164
When I saw you at the Invitationals last year
546
00:34:28,165 --> 00:34:30,747
You made JV captain
547
00:34:31,290 --> 00:34:33,580
You're amazing, Jenny.
548
00:34:35,040 --> 00:34:37,330
But that's no excuse not to get your dance on!
549
00:34:37,830 --> 00:34:39,040
This is a party, you know?
550
00:34:39,041 --> 00:34:40,579
Let's go fire that baby up!
551
00:34:40,580 --> 00:34:42,329
Party! Right!
552
00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,454
Speaking of which, we should get back!
553
00:34:44,455 --> 00:34:46,621
I could totally slam another drink right now!
554
00:34:46,622 --> 00:34:47,665
Let's go!
555
00:34:48,415 --> 00:34:49,415
Let's go!
556
00:34:51,997 --> 00:34:54,165
I've got rock star in my blood, Ki.
557
00:34:54,872 --> 00:34:56,954
I don't know if you know this but...
558
00:34:56,955 --> 00:35:00,622
My father is three-time
Guitar Hero world champion...
559
00:35:01,373 --> 00:35:03,373
Freddie Wong.
560
00:35:04,998 --> 00:35:08,790
I'm assuming you're very good since
you've chosen the hardest difficulty level.
561
00:35:09,748 --> 00:35:12,664
Gotta play hard to rock hard Ki.
562
00:35:12,665 --> 00:35:13,873
Here we go!
563
00:35:19,830 --> 00:35:23,372
Jeez! Who calibrated this thing?
564
00:35:25,415 --> 00:35:28,579
Whoa! New section! Let's see if I can handle this...
565
00:35:28,580 --> 00:35:32,122
Haven't had to improv in a while...
566
00:35:33,623 --> 00:35:36,790
Sorry about that! Lousy guitar!
567
00:35:40,915 --> 00:35:42,414
Let's play my game!
568
00:35:42,415 --> 00:35:43,954
Whoa... you make games?
569
00:35:43,955 --> 00:35:45,540
Yeah! That's right! Well...
570
00:35:45,915 --> 00:35:47,915
Actually the one I'm working on is for children...
571
00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:50,040
But on the plus side there's no way to lose!
572
00:35:51,623 --> 00:35:53,498
I'm in!
573
00:35:55,580 --> 00:35:58,497
What up dudes! Now this is where the real party is going down.
574
00:35:58,748 --> 00:36:01,665
That cool freshman over there is Games Dean
575
00:36:01,915 --> 00:36:03,747
And this is the FPS team...
576
00:36:03,748 --> 00:36:07,204
We have: Cold Turkey, Piepuppy, Alliterator...
577
00:36:07,205 --> 00:36:10,665
And I'm sure you already know - The Law.
578
00:36:11,623 --> 00:36:12,954
Hey Brian!
579
00:36:12,955 --> 00:36:15,165
Great to finally meet you!
580
00:36:17,205 --> 00:36:18,997
He ain't much of a talker, is he?
581
00:36:18,998 --> 00:36:21,623
Relax dude! I should be nervous to meet you!
582
00:36:21,748 --> 00:36:23,747
I mean, I'm not, of course.
583
00:36:23,748 --> 00:36:26,372
Law, seriously - stop screwing with the freshman.
584
00:36:26,373 --> 00:36:29,123
Okay JV captain buzzkill!
585
00:36:29,373 --> 00:36:31,829
Hey Bri-guy - you wanna tuck into some cake?
586
00:36:31,830 --> 00:36:33,997
Wait, wait. There's... cake?
587
00:36:33,998 --> 00:36:36,748
Over here, Jenny.
588
00:36:37,373 --> 00:36:39,872
Whoa, Games Dean brought us a kickin' coconut cake!
589
00:36:39,873 --> 00:36:42,329
Check it - I baked it for you.
590
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:43,914
Dude are you kidding me?
591
00:36:43,915 --> 00:36:47,705
Are you coco-kidding me I am coocoo for coconut cake!
592
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:51,872
Oh man! - Oh man is this guy on the scrimmage tomorrow or what?
593
00:36:52,373 --> 00:36:54,997
Dig in, everybody! - It's so good!
594
00:36:54,998 --> 00:36:56,915
This is... so good.
595
00:36:57,498 --> 00:36:58,915
You're the coolest!
596
00:37:03,955 --> 00:37:05,372
My cake...
597
00:37:05,373 --> 00:37:08,123
Don't waste it now. - It's so good though!
598
00:37:10,705 --> 00:37:14,497
Whoa! I'm sorry about that! Oh my God!
599
00:37:14,498 --> 00:37:17,247
Here... let me dab that off for you.
600
00:37:17,248 --> 00:37:18,664
Seriously?
601
00:37:18,665 --> 00:37:21,372
Hey, man, speaking of apologies...
602
00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:23,747
About your keyboard the other day...
603
00:37:23,748 --> 00:37:26,954
I'm super-dee-duper broken up about it.
604
00:37:26,955 --> 00:37:31,122
Whaddya say we bury that little hatchet VGHS style
605
00:37:31,123 --> 00:37:33,247
with a little friendly competish?
606
00:37:33,248 --> 00:37:35,998
Go ahead! Pick any game in the house - you and me!
607
00:37:36,330 --> 00:37:39,079
You know what Law, I'm just here to party.
608
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:41,290
So I'm not going to fall for one of your stupid little ploys.
609
00:37:41,291 --> 00:37:44,997
Sorry, yeah it is a party. How rude of me.
610
00:37:44,998 --> 00:37:47,747
Maybe you'd like a little party trick then!?
611
00:37:47,748 --> 00:37:49,706
A dash of magic!?
612
00:37:51,540 --> 00:37:54,329
A little splash of razzmatazz?
613
00:37:54,330 --> 00:37:57,329
Was that the whole trick? Because you just... - Whoa!
614
00:37:57,330 --> 00:38:01,122
Everybody! Check out the size of this kid's pokéballs!
615
00:38:01,123 --> 00:38:05,329
Brian D just challenged me to a match!
616
00:38:05,330 --> 00:38:07,622
Seriously, Brian?
617
00:38:07,623 --> 00:38:08,873
Actually, Law...
618
00:38:08,874 --> 00:38:11,664
Because that is how I like to party!
619
00:38:11,665 --> 00:38:15,123
You guys! Check it out! Brian D is gonna fight The Law!
620
00:38:19,705 --> 00:38:21,415
Abracadabra.
621
00:38:22,498 --> 00:38:24,039
Whoa!
622
00:38:24,040 --> 00:38:27,247
And since mathematically it's the only
shape to always correct itself...
623
00:38:27,248 --> 00:38:30,997
I, um, thought the gömböc would make a nice miniboss!
624
00:38:30,998 --> 00:38:33,579
I don't know though. Maybe it's stupid.
625
00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:38,079
What? No! It's awesome!
626
00:38:38,080 --> 00:38:42,580
You could call it the, uh... göm-boss!
627
00:38:45,998 --> 00:38:50,497
You call that a game? More like a lame!
628
00:38:50,498 --> 00:38:51,998
Drifters!
629
00:38:52,790 --> 00:38:53,914
Drift!
630
00:38:53,915 --> 00:38:55,829
Hey! Leave her alone!
631
00:38:55,830 --> 00:38:59,454
Ki's weird math game is way cooler than drift racing!
632
00:38:59,455 --> 00:39:02,829
Cooler than Overdrift? Maybe in Lameland!
633
00:39:02,830 --> 00:39:04,414
Cool callback, bro!
634
00:39:04,415 --> 00:39:05,455
Give me that!
635
00:39:05,748 --> 00:39:07,997
Hey give that back or else!
636
00:39:07,998 --> 00:39:11,204
Is that a challenge, Theodore?
637
00:39:11,205 --> 00:39:14,121
Drift King. What do you want?
638
00:39:14,206 --> 00:39:18,004
One race, Ted! One race and the lady's weird
639
00:39:18,005 --> 00:39:19,405
math game is yours!
640
00:39:20,706 --> 00:39:23,455
So you're extorting people now?
641
00:39:23,456 --> 00:39:26,455
Not very chivalrous, my liege!
642
00:39:26,456 --> 00:39:28,539
Desperate times, Ted.
643
00:39:28,540 --> 00:39:32,040
I haven't felt true
competition since last we dueled!
644
00:39:32,706 --> 00:39:35,830
Have ye not the need for speed?
645
00:39:35,831 --> 00:39:39,246
Um, Ted - I forgot to hit save on the game
folder so if that tablet shuts off...
646
00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:41,246
I won't let that happen!
647
00:39:41,247 --> 00:39:42,496
Okay!
648
00:39:42,497 --> 00:39:44,497
You're on, DK...
649
00:39:44,915 --> 00:39:46,496
Let's drift!
650
00:39:46,497 --> 00:39:48,497
Drift! Drift!
651
00:39:49,040 --> 00:39:52,165
Don't matter what game
you pick - you're gonna lose!
652
00:39:52,581 --> 00:39:54,915
Yeah, got that. Thanks.
653
00:39:56,915 --> 00:39:57,872
Great job, Brian.
654
00:39:57,873 --> 00:40:01,830
Like I said - any game in the house, Brian.
655
00:40:17,372 --> 00:40:19,455
Dance Ex Machina.
656
00:40:23,372 --> 00:40:25,290
It's in the garage.
657
00:40:25,665 --> 00:40:27,580
Brian. Doodee!
658
00:40:27,581 --> 00:40:29,664
Everyone came to see us duel!
659
00:40:29,665 --> 00:40:31,414
But okay. Okay.
660
00:40:31,415 --> 00:40:33,914
If you wanna disco...
661
00:40:33,915 --> 00:40:35,956
Then let's...
662
00:40:36,581 --> 00:40:38,121
Tango.
663
00:40:38,122 --> 00:40:39,497
You really turned that around.
664
00:40:39,498 --> 00:40:41,955
Law never loses, Brian.
665
00:40:42,665 --> 00:40:45,122
To the garage everybody!
666
00:41:01,822 --> 00:41:04,822
Games Dean, draw
me a fat ass beat.
667
00:42:18,622 --> 00:42:20,665
I can't lose this game, Ted!
668
00:43:56,040 --> 00:43:56,956
Wow, ha!
669
00:43:56,957 --> 00:43:58,039
I mean, uh...
670
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,580
I totally won, but...
671
00:43:59,581 --> 00:44:01,623
Can this guy dance or what?
672
00:44:03,747 --> 00:44:07,830
Way to cut a rug, studmuffin.
This is gonna be more fun than I thought!
673
00:44:08,540 --> 00:44:12,622
Alright! Winning! Yeah... still won...
674
00:44:13,915 --> 00:44:17,997
That's great! That's what I did. I took that.
675
00:44:22,415 --> 00:44:24,205
Here.
676
00:44:24,206 --> 00:44:26,080
Oh thanks... - Syke!
677
00:44:26,081 --> 00:44:28,664
I guess we'll hold onto this for you - don't worry about it!
678
00:44:28,665 --> 00:44:32,122
Nay, the lady will have her game back!
679
00:44:34,122 --> 00:44:37,580
Or, shall I say... gömböc.
680
00:44:44,372 --> 00:44:49,247
Well played, old friend! Our paths shall cross again!
681
00:44:51,040 --> 00:44:53,040
DK!
682
00:44:55,165 --> 00:44:56,746
Ted! Look!
683
00:44:56,747 --> 00:44:58,455
It autosaved!
684
00:45:00,290 --> 00:45:01,997
Ted...?
685
00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:08,956
Boyfriend experiences extreme confusion
after exposure to drift racing...
686
00:45:09,540 --> 00:45:11,081
"Boyfriend...?"
687
00:45:12,206 --> 00:45:13,373
Score!
688
00:45:16,247 --> 00:45:20,539
Man can you believe Jenny Matrix has a
lame baby game chilling in her garage?
689
00:45:20,540 --> 00:45:22,455
What a loser...
690
00:45:22,456 --> 00:45:24,746
Oh! I'm sorry!
691
00:45:24,747 --> 00:45:27,621
Laugh it up. I'm still gonna murder you.
692
00:45:27,622 --> 00:45:29,497
Hey, if you wanna kill the life of the party...
693
00:45:29,790 --> 00:45:34,455
Ow! Careful - I'm gonna need my mouse arm for scrimmage tomorrow.
694
00:45:34,456 --> 00:45:38,790
Really? And what makes you think I'm gonna put you on my team?
695
00:45:40,831 --> 00:45:43,331
Well...
696
00:45:44,040 --> 00:45:48,414
That was all the fake confidence I could muster.
697
00:45:48,415 --> 00:45:50,039
That really hurt.
698
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,039
I was supposed to choose someone like six hours ago anyway.
699
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,915
Spot's yours if you want it.
700
00:45:56,331 --> 00:45:58,206
Really?
701
00:45:58,415 --> 00:46:00,290
Yeah, I'm...
702
00:46:00,706 --> 00:46:02,915
Totally! I'm...
703
00:46:03,081 --> 00:46:05,290
You know, whatever.
704
00:46:05,581 --> 00:46:07,330
I'm in.
705
00:46:07,331 --> 00:46:09,540
Won't let you down.
706
00:46:12,415 --> 00:46:15,830
I was thinking maybe after the scrim tomorrow.
707
00:46:15,831 --> 00:46:17,871
You and I wanna go grab a burger or...
708
00:46:17,872 --> 00:46:21,039
Oh hey there pricklepuss!
Mind if I borrow my girlfriend for a second?
709
00:46:21,040 --> 00:46:24,164
Oh my God. Is this... is this a permanent...?
710
00:46:24,165 --> 00:46:26,496
Oh, why? Do you "like my 'stache?"
711
00:46:26,497 --> 00:46:28,580
Oh my God. - I had it made just for this.
712
00:46:28,581 --> 00:46:32,455
Oh my God. Ok, I have to go but I'll catch you later, Brian.
713
00:46:32,456 --> 00:46:35,915
Yeah, catch you later Brian.
We gotta go see how making out feels with this.
714
00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:40,831
Oh! Brian!
715
00:46:40,832 --> 00:46:43,081
I remembered that thing! Jenny and Law are...
716
00:46:45,540 --> 00:46:48,790
Oh, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn.
717
00:47:04,048 --> 00:47:05,908
Huh, you draw in the notes section too?
718
00:47:06,055 --> 00:47:09,402
Oh, I'm just writing a little not
to give to Jenny after the scrim.
719
00:47:10,357 --> 00:47:11,657
Not a love note,
720
00:47:11,688 --> 00:47:14,600
or anything like that.
I mean, she totally has a boyfriend
721
00:47:15,210 --> 00:47:16,530
who hates me.
722
00:47:16,982 --> 00:47:18,783
Nah, it's more of a
723
00:47:18,970 --> 00:47:21,171
"It's all cool, you know, let's...
724
00:47:21,344 --> 00:47:23,386
Let's be friends" sort of note.
725
00:47:25,797 --> 00:47:28,504
Oh. I like to draw extra
lines to make it graph paper.
726
00:47:28,535 --> 00:47:31,143
Yo Brian, man. Kick ass out there.
727
00:47:31,448 --> 00:47:32,452
Thanks man.
728
00:47:32,482 --> 00:47:34,011
I will give it my best shot.
729
00:47:34,041 --> 00:47:36,896
Good, cause we have two
weeks allowance on you beating The Law.
730
00:47:39,770 --> 00:47:43,018
Alright. Settle down. Settle
down people. Settle down.
731
00:47:43,049 --> 00:47:45,573
I am proud to be your
TA for rhythm gaming this year
732
00:47:45,603 --> 00:47:46,991
A sport...
733
00:47:47,020 --> 00:47:48,576
Of true champions.
734
00:47:48,821 --> 00:47:51,972
Something you two losers in the back
could stand to learn something about.
735
00:47:53,911 --> 00:47:56,559
♪ And now, without further ado, ♪
736
00:47:56,589 --> 00:47:59,433
♪ I present to you, the sultan of shred ♪
737
00:47:59,464 --> 00:48:02,260
♪ the prince of pentatonic, ♪
738
00:48:02,290 --> 00:48:06,040
♪ the raddest dad, ♪
♪ with the baddest ad... itude. ♪
739
00:48:06,541 --> 00:48:08,244
Freddie Wong!
740
00:48:08,274 --> 00:48:09,274
My dad!
741
00:48:10,889 --> 00:48:12,089
Sup losers.
742
00:48:12,612 --> 00:48:14,262
Or should I say heroes?
743
00:48:14,916 --> 00:48:16,530
Nope. All losers.
744
00:48:16,559 --> 00:48:18,961
Thats all right. That's why you took this class.
745
00:48:18,991 --> 00:48:20,979
To learn from the best, me,
746
00:48:21,115 --> 00:48:22,565
Freddie Wong. Hero.
747
00:48:24,767 --> 00:48:26,057
Alright. Whew!
748
00:48:26,086 --> 00:48:27,542
First rule of heroism.
749
00:48:27,572 --> 00:48:29,216
Give the people what they want.
750
00:48:32,660 --> 00:48:33,978
See, when you're a hero,
751
00:48:34,008 --> 00:48:35,592
people want to be you.
752
00:48:37,011 --> 00:48:38,487
They want to do you.
753
00:48:38,687 --> 00:48:41,587
They want to be you
while they do you.
754
00:48:44,083 --> 00:48:45,133
Be careful.
755
00:48:45,162 --> 00:48:48,630
Cause if you don't give the people
what they want, they'll divorce you,
756
00:48:48,661 --> 00:48:50,491
they'll take your sweet dirt bike,
757
00:48:50,521 --> 00:48:53,501
and they'll leave you
with a no good loser for a son.
758
00:48:58,261 --> 00:48:59,261
Yeeha!
759
00:49:15,102 --> 00:49:17,996
Grip the steering wheel of destiny!
760
00:49:27,376 --> 00:49:28,558
Drift.
761
00:49:32,711 --> 00:49:34,012
What are you...?
762
00:49:35,645 --> 00:49:38,096
Nooooooooo!
763
00:49:38,431 --> 00:49:40,252
So, who wants some pizza?
764
00:49:41,531 --> 00:49:44,371
Ted, are you sure you are ok, man?
That was, like, really rough.
765
00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:48,882
100% Big D. I just gotta refuel.
766
00:49:49,846 --> 00:49:51,322
Ok. Umm...
767
00:49:51,568 --> 00:49:54,326
Well, I have to get to scrimmage, buddy. But...
768
00:49:54,356 --> 00:49:56,827
Ki can you take care of him for a little while?
769
00:49:56,857 --> 00:49:57,857
I'm on it.
770
00:49:58,401 --> 00:49:59,702
Good luck Brian.
771
00:49:59,878 --> 00:50:01,423
- Alright.
- Ya man, don't...
772
00:50:01,572 --> 00:50:03,439
Don't worry about me.
Good dad out there.
773
00:50:03,469 --> 00:50:05,068
I mean, good love dad.
774
00:50:05,309 --> 00:50:06,776
Good luck Brian.
775
00:50:08,134 --> 00:50:09,134
See ya.
776
00:50:14,323 --> 00:50:15,908
Go get 'em Brian.
777
00:50:15,939 --> 00:50:17,431
Break the Law!
778
00:50:17,943 --> 00:50:19,643
Thanks man. Cool slogan.
779
00:50:30,930 --> 00:50:34,267
I'll get to everybody, I'll get to everybody.
Hold your horses. Calm down.
780
00:50:34,297 --> 00:50:36,413
Hey! Give me twenty big ones on Brian D.
781
00:50:36,571 --> 00:50:38,840
Alright, a risk taker, huh? I like that.
782
00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:41,170
Hey. Speak of the devil.
783
00:50:44,855 --> 00:50:46,617
There you go. Who's next? Who's next?
784
00:50:46,648 --> 00:50:49,181
What ya got? What ya got? I'll take yeah.
I'll make your bet for ya.
785
00:50:49,210 --> 00:50:52,359
That's fine with me. What ya want? Ten on Law. There ya go. Boom.
786
00:50:52,390 --> 00:50:55,264
Hey man. Look, I was thinking, maybe
you can just do some fancy foot work
787
00:50:55,294 --> 00:50:57,174
or caps lock and run away when you're out there.
788
00:50:57,203 --> 00:51:00,282
Cause I am betting you can make it at
least three minutes against The Law.
789
00:51:02,518 --> 00:51:04,818
Say hi to The Law for me, Brian.
790
00:51:05,842 --> 00:51:07,180
No pressure.
791
00:51:11,532 --> 00:51:14,138
Ok. Jpop, Rico, Moriarity,
792
00:51:14,285 --> 00:51:15,702
Left Flank is all you.
793
00:51:16,087 --> 00:51:17,396
Jumping Jax!
794
00:51:17,426 --> 00:51:19,975
I want to see those grenade skills in action.
795
00:51:20,004 --> 00:51:22,427
And as for the little freshman that could,
796
00:51:22,456 --> 00:51:24,148
stay tight and out of sight.
797
00:51:25,085 --> 00:51:26,089
Any questions?
798
00:51:26,119 --> 00:51:30,282
Yeah. Isn't this scrimmage just an excuse
for your boyfriend to pad his kill reel.
799
00:51:31,260 --> 00:51:32,569
Ya. You're right.
800
00:51:32,599 --> 00:51:34,519
Varsity is out there to show off.
801
00:51:34,744 --> 00:51:37,806
We... we're out there to kick ass.
802
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,624
Stay calm, stick the plan...
803
00:51:41,470 --> 00:51:44,423
And we're gonna wipe the smirk right off their faces.
804
00:51:44,876 --> 00:51:47,056
And as for my boyfriend...
805
00:51:47,835 --> 00:51:51,841
That maggot isn't gonna talk to me for
a week after we're through with him!
806
00:51:51,871 --> 00:51:53,484
- Sound good?
- Yeah!
807
00:51:53,515 --> 00:51:56,084
Alright. See you on the
battlefield. Dismissed.
808
00:52:07,777 --> 00:52:08,777
Hey...
809
00:52:10,063 --> 00:52:12,169
Rad speech. I mean...
810
00:52:12,198 --> 00:52:13,648
Consider me pumped.
811
00:52:15,979 --> 00:52:17,377
Do you need something?
812
00:52:18,076 --> 00:52:21,183
Nope. I just thought you
might want to check this out.
813
00:52:21,489 --> 00:52:24,037
Bam! New DXM, fresh import.
814
00:52:24,638 --> 00:52:28,763
And uh, you might want to
check out the notes section. B-t-dubs.
815
00:52:30,136 --> 00:52:31,136
This is...
816
00:52:31,307 --> 00:52:33,069
Pretty cool actually.
817
00:52:33,415 --> 00:52:36,489
But I have to stay focused right now.
818
00:52:37,689 --> 00:52:38,989
You should too, Brian.
819
00:52:39,511 --> 00:52:41,578
Yah. No, totally.
820
00:52:42,907 --> 00:52:43,907
Well.
821
00:52:44,237 --> 00:52:46,436
If you ever want to get unfocused...
822
00:52:51,830 --> 00:52:52,830
Hey.
823
00:52:53,809 --> 00:52:55,410
I've seen the posters.
824
00:52:55,876 --> 00:52:58,783
This is team CTF, not a deathmatch.
825
00:52:59,424 --> 00:53:01,491
You follow my orders, you'll be fine.
826
00:53:03,016 --> 00:53:04,375
You got it captain.
827
00:53:10,797 --> 00:53:12,412
Stay frosty B.D.
828
00:53:13,011 --> 00:53:14,852
Jenny wants you to avoid The Law.
829
00:53:14,883 --> 00:53:16,233
Consider it done.
830
00:53:16,715 --> 00:53:19,314
They won't even know
I'm there. Ninja style.
831
00:53:19,343 --> 00:53:21,828
He made a whole soda
can disappear in my mouth.
832
00:53:27,196 --> 00:53:29,057
Victory burgers after the game?
833
00:53:29,422 --> 00:53:31,321
More like defeateritos.
834
00:53:31,460 --> 00:53:32,916
Defeateritoes with cheese.
835
00:53:33,093 --> 00:53:37,503
Speaking of dead meat, what was Jenny
thinking putting BrianD on her team?
836
00:53:37,799 --> 00:53:39,571
She was probably thinking I'm awesome.
837
00:53:39,600 --> 00:53:42,146
Guys, Jenny wasn't thinking,
838
00:53:42,412 --> 00:53:44,155
she was following orders.
839
00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:47,128
Wait. You told her to
put him on the team?
840
00:53:47,157 --> 00:53:48,585
Course Cold Turkey.
841
00:53:48,811 --> 00:53:51,805
Cause while I love a
well earned victory burg,
842
00:53:51,835 --> 00:53:54,700
what I really love, more than anything,
843
00:53:55,015 --> 00:53:56,165
is to kill...
844
00:53:56,304 --> 00:53:58,017
Brian D.
845
00:53:58,479 --> 00:54:01,609
That big baby Brian
is bound to burn, bro.
846
00:54:02,275 --> 00:54:03,826
Nice one Alliterator.
847
00:54:04,383 --> 00:54:05,830
He's going down in flames.
848
00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:07,316
In front of everyone.
849
00:54:07,345 --> 00:54:09,155
And when the smoke clears...
850
00:54:09,470 --> 00:54:10,977
There will be no doubt
851
00:54:11,008 --> 00:54:12,366
that he was anything
852
00:54:12,395 --> 00:54:15,278
but a worthless, no talent fluke.
853
00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:19,491
With cheese.
854
00:54:24,855 --> 00:54:26,052
So uh, lets go.
855
00:54:26,083 --> 00:54:27,470
- Yep!
- Alright then!
856
00:54:39,431 --> 00:54:40,531
Oh, Brian...
857
00:54:46,463 --> 00:54:49,180
- What's he doing?
- Costing me five hundred bucks!
858
00:54:49,211 --> 00:54:51,272
Get with the program Brian.
859
00:54:58,312 --> 00:55:01,325
Brian, I am going for the intel.
Get to that structure and cover me.
860
00:55:01,355 --> 00:55:05,164
You know, I think I will just
stick back here and nade spam, sir.
861
00:55:12,334 --> 00:55:14,588
Damnit Brian, what is your malfunction?
862
00:55:14,875 --> 00:55:17,049
Is The Law going to be waiting for me up there?
863
00:55:17,719 --> 00:55:20,455
Follow my orders, or get off my team.
864
00:56:03,531 --> 00:56:04,604
Avenge me.
865
00:56:18,804 --> 00:56:20,004
Damnit, Brian.
866
00:56:26,281 --> 00:56:27,281
Yeah!
867
00:56:30,081 --> 00:56:32,481
Brian, where the hell are you?
Get to the point.
868
00:56:34,343 --> 00:56:36,393
Give the people what they want.
869
00:56:37,978 --> 00:56:40,666
Yeah! Come on Brian! Woo!
870
00:57:06,713 --> 00:57:08,900
♪ This song's about The Law!♪
871
00:57:12,783 --> 00:57:15,520
♪ Long Arm's looking for you... ♪
872
00:57:18,117 --> 00:57:21,606
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
873
00:57:21,636 --> 00:57:23,988
Oh, you're in trouble now!...
874
00:57:24,019 --> 00:57:27,507
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
875
00:57:27,808 --> 00:57:29,816
Here it comes!...
876
00:57:29,846 --> 00:57:33,334
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
877
00:57:35,304 --> 00:57:38,792
♪ Long Arm of The Law! ♪
878
00:57:43,270 --> 00:57:46,145
Yesss!...
879
00:57:49,203 --> 00:57:51,880
Clean yourself up!...
880
00:57:57,442 --> 00:57:59,874
Varsity Wins....
881
00:59:16,639 --> 00:59:18,565
Stuff your muffins and
slam your scone zoners.
882
00:59:18,765 --> 00:59:20,165
It's time for a PWN
ZWN brunch break
883
00:59:20,766 --> 00:59:23,753
Brought to you by Brunchables, Brunch Crunch Cereal.
884
00:59:23,754 --> 00:59:27,677
Whether for breakfast or lunch,
munch on a bunch of Brunch Crunch!
885
00:59:27,678 --> 00:59:29,682
Brunchables, brunch up your brunch!
886
00:59:29,683 --> 00:59:32,743
Our top story, crunch when
Brian D's underdog dreams
887
00:59:32,744 --> 00:59:36,738
as the one shot wonder
of VGHS was completely o'bruncherated
888
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:39,745
in yesterday's FPS scrimmage by The Law.
889
00:59:39,746 --> 00:59:45,703
Peep this replay of him going eggs,
"Benedict Arnold" on teammate Jenny Matrix.
890
01:00:00,706 --> 01:00:06,755
Brian, check it. Ki invented a brunch of
pizza. She calls it, get this, a "quiche".
891
01:00:06,756 --> 01:00:09,688
I already told you,
it's just a coincidence!
892
01:00:09,689 --> 01:00:11,715
Isn't she amazing, dude?
893
01:00:11,716 --> 01:00:16,722
You guys are great together.
You would never betray one another.
894
01:00:16,723 --> 01:00:21,728
Oh, man, I suck. You're still beating
up over that Jenny Matrix thing?
895
01:00:21,729 --> 01:00:24,705
Nah I'm over it.
896
01:00:24,707 --> 01:00:28,719
That's the 'tude, dude.
It's a new day. Carpe Diem.
897
01:00:30,713 --> 01:00:32,736
Carpe Diem.
898
01:00:33,739 --> 01:00:35,741
Carpe Diem.
899
01:00:39,719 --> 01:00:41,694
Let's get to class.
900
01:00:47,708 --> 01:00:49,717
That last run felt a little half baked
901
01:00:49,718 --> 01:00:51,726
shot bot but one thing's for sure,
902
01:00:51,727 --> 01:00:54,743
any way you slice this
melon, Brian D's chances
903
01:00:54,744 --> 01:00:57,759
of making JV at tryouts are over, easy.
904
01:00:58,960 --> 01:01:01,359
I'm Scott Slanders, and I'm drun...
905
01:01:18,696 --> 01:01:22,687
Ki, that's...a 4000 hit combo
906
01:01:27,717 --> 01:01:30,692
I helped my parents design this game.
907
01:01:30,749 --> 01:01:31,754
Let's play again.
908
01:01:31,755 --> 01:01:34,702
No no no! I've had..I've had quite enough.
909
01:01:34,703 --> 01:01:37,757
You already made me quite the Brian D.
910
01:01:40,745 --> 01:01:42,766
Let's play again.
911
01:01:46,676 --> 01:01:53,696
Brian D? More like Brian Z.
The last letter in the alphabet. Ooo yeah!
912
01:01:53,697 --> 01:01:55,732
Don't even listen to him dude.
913
01:01:55,733 --> 01:01:59,724
Ted, please, I don't even..know what that means.
914
01:01:59,725 --> 01:02:04,696
Well Z is the la... You know I don't even have
time to explain to you how sick of a burn...
915
01:02:09,740 --> 01:02:13,690
Ted? Ted!
916
01:02:13,691 --> 01:02:14,718
What happened?
917
01:02:14,719 --> 01:02:16,768
You okay? You passed
out for like 27 minutes!
918
01:02:16,769 --> 01:02:20,705
I'm fine. I just...
919
01:02:20,706 --> 01:02:22,739
You've seen them
haven't you, Theodore?
920
01:02:22,740 --> 01:02:24,758
Hi Drift King.
921
01:02:24,759 --> 01:02:27,688
The visions. What are they?
922
01:02:27,689 --> 01:02:32,703
Merely a side effect...of drift fever!
923
01:02:32,704 --> 01:02:35,713
You've got the blood Ted!
You can't escape this now!
924
01:02:35,913 --> 01:02:38,613
Cast off that silly
little plastic guitar
925
01:02:38,614 --> 01:02:41,313
and grip the steering wheel of destiny!
926
01:02:41,513 --> 01:02:44,713
Forget it, DK. Us Wongs
are bred to shred.
927
01:02:44,729 --> 01:02:46,771
I'm signing up for rythm gaming and
there's nothing you can do to stop me!
928
01:02:46,772 --> 01:02:52,679
Confound it! Why must you Brian D
your future way on this dying sport?
929
01:02:52,680 --> 01:02:54,733
Look at me in the eye.
930
01:02:54,734 --> 01:02:58,510
Tell me how hammer-ons
and pull-ups can possibly
931
01:02:58,511 --> 01:03:02,285
compare to the G force
pull of an A+J turn?
932
01:03:03,379 --> 01:03:07,464
The thrum of a rumble chair as you
careen past the checkered flag...
933
01:03:07,465 --> 01:03:13,417
The churning in your chest, as you
hear those three magical words:
934
01:03:13,718 --> 01:03:17,114
"New" "Lap" "Record".
935
01:03:21,306 --> 01:03:24,102
Got.. a class, I gotta go to
class. Yoga class, let's go!
936
01:03:24,103 --> 01:03:26,584
-That's on Thursday.
-I don't care. Let's go.
937
01:03:26,586 --> 01:03:27,666
Okay!
938
01:03:29,767 --> 01:03:34,089
Ted, even a man as fast as you can't
run away from himself forever!
939
01:03:37,706 --> 01:03:39,730
Hey buddy, look, I got you ...uh.
940
01:03:39,731 --> 01:03:42,715
Ah, my thanks Ted's vassal.
Though in the future,
941
01:03:42,716 --> 01:03:45,699
I prefer, sour cream and onion.
942
01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:47,763
Who are you?
943
01:04:14,724 --> 01:04:16,769
Hey there champ. How are you holding up?
944
01:04:16,770 --> 01:04:20,728
Great, great, yeah totally great.
945
01:04:20,729 --> 01:04:22,731
Yeah, this is nothing
compared to our old
946
01:04:22,732 --> 01:04:24,733
school, those old guys
really knew how to haze.
947
01:04:24,734 --> 01:04:29,743
Really? Well, I guess we'll just
have to step it up a notch then.
948
01:04:29,744 --> 01:04:33,710
JK, I'm just rattling you, bro!
949
01:04:34,764 --> 01:04:37,692
So...you good?
950
01:04:37,693 --> 01:04:42,738
Good? Yeah, No, I'm great,
you know, it's totally great.
951
01:04:42,739 --> 01:04:46,690
You're great, I'm great, you're with
the Law, that's great, by the way.
952
01:04:46,691 --> 01:04:52,715
I'm by myself, that's great.
Yeah, no, everything is great.
953
01:04:52,720 --> 01:04:58,738
Good. I have to go set up a practice but...
I'm glad that you're...
954
01:04:58,739 --> 01:05:01,687
...doing great!
955
01:05:03,746 --> 01:05:06,744
I'll catch you later babe.
956
01:05:08,759 --> 01:05:10,692
I really am d..
957
01:05:14,689 --> 01:05:17,312
Brian D! My office, now!
958
01:05:22,283 --> 01:05:23,646
The school took a risk on you, Brian.
959
01:05:25,747 --> 01:05:27,034
You let us down.
960
01:05:28,235 --> 01:05:29,320
Have a seat, kid.
961
01:05:32,493 --> 01:05:36,196
Sir. Sir, I know I screwed
up at scrimmage,
962
01:05:36,197 --> 01:05:38,799
but I figured with try-outs
still right around the corner...
963
01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:41,976
VGHS try-outs are streamed across the world.
964
01:05:41,977 --> 01:05:43,601
And you're one point away from expulsion.
965
01:05:44,702 --> 01:05:46,371
Administration doesn't like those odds.
966
01:05:48,743 --> 01:05:50,733
So what are you saying?
967
01:05:50,734 --> 01:05:52,784
I'm saying you're circling the drain
968
01:05:53,185 --> 01:05:56,225
We don't need some kid Brian D-ing all over our reputation.
969
01:05:56,726 --> 01:05:59,242
That new catchphrase is the
exact reason why administration
970
01:05:59,243 --> 01:06:01,758
is asking you to ragequit
on your own accord.
971
01:06:04,174 --> 01:06:06,718
We're asking you to - that's a good coffee...
972
01:06:09,219 --> 01:06:11,762
we're asking you to leave VGHS
973
01:06:22,738 --> 01:06:24,747
Hey! Kick back the hover ball!
974
01:06:55,763 --> 01:06:57,761
Tough day Brian?
975
01:06:58,744 --> 01:07:01,749
Oh hey Games! What do you want?
976
01:07:01,750 --> 01:07:04,763
Just wondered if you dropped this.
977
01:07:04,764 --> 01:07:06,760
How did you get that?
978
01:07:06,763 --> 01:07:08,733
Well it's a funny story.
979
01:07:08,734 --> 01:07:11,744
I told you. Stick to Games. I'm totally a catch.
980
01:07:13,745 --> 01:07:16,676
That's my favorite game!
981
01:07:16,677 --> 01:07:20,717
No baby. That's our favorite game.
982
01:07:25,715 --> 01:07:27,711
Great. Well, enjoy the game.
983
01:07:27,712 --> 01:07:30,748
Oh I will. But not as much as Jenny will enjoy your cute little:
984
01:07:30,749 --> 01:07:34,024
Oh, I like you but I don't
have the balls to say so note.
985
01:07:34,025 --> 01:07:36,698
Well per chance the Law
will succumb to your...
986
01:07:36,699 --> 01:07:39,683
..."Don Juan" thing marksmanship.
987
01:07:40,755 --> 01:07:42,702
Are you kidding me?
988
01:07:42,703 --> 01:07:43,688
This place is ridiculous!
989
01:07:43,689 --> 01:07:48,719
It's my time in the spotlight Brian!
And you're standing in my way.
990
01:07:48,720 --> 01:07:49,769
It's Game's time.
991
01:07:49,770 --> 01:07:52,808
Wow! It's Game's time!
992
01:07:53,209 --> 01:07:54,245
That's cute.
993
01:07:54,246 --> 01:07:56,819
You got yourself a little brand.
I like that.
994
01:07:57,725 --> 01:08:00,705
You know what, Games?
You want the spotlight?
995
01:08:00,706 --> 01:08:03,689
You can have it! But first
here's what we're gonna do.
996
01:08:03,690 --> 01:08:06,679
We're going to throw it down.
I'm gonna stomp your face.
997
01:08:06,680 --> 01:08:09,206
I'm gonna make you cry,
in front of your two...
998
01:08:09,207 --> 01:08:11,731
stupid friends whose names
I don't even wanna know.
999
01:08:11,732 --> 01:08:15,740
You see Games, I'm one
point away from expulsion.
1000
01:08:16,764 --> 01:08:19,759
And I'm gonna use that
point on all 3 of you noobs.
1001
01:08:19,760 --> 01:08:22,746
I figured you'd say
something like that.
1002
01:08:25,737 --> 01:08:29,373
-Assault rifles?
-Oh, let's get an SMG in there.
1003
01:08:29,474 --> 01:08:30,986
Your funeral. Best of three?
1004
01:08:31,187 --> 01:08:33,228
-First of five!
-Games on.
1005
01:09:14,703 --> 01:09:15,815
See ya!
1006
01:09:31,766 --> 01:09:33,815
I'm destroying you!
1007
01:09:49,550 --> 01:09:50,725
What are you doing here?
1008
01:09:51,226 --> 01:09:52,300
Saving your ass.
1009
01:09:52,701 --> 01:09:54,410
Yeah, well...
1010
01:09:56,011 --> 01:09:57,419
it's a little late.
1011
01:10:10,486 --> 01:10:12,289
Dammit Brian, what
the hell are you doing?
1012
01:10:14,290 --> 01:10:15,330
I'm leaving on my own accord.
1013
01:10:15,731 --> 01:10:18,226
Yeah, I set you up.
But you know what?
1014
01:10:18,227 --> 01:10:20,721
You wanted to be in that
game, and you screwed it up.
1015
01:10:20,722 --> 01:10:23,685
So you can blame me, you
can blame the whole damn school.
1016
01:10:23,686 --> 01:10:26,029
But right here, right now...
1017
01:10:26,630 --> 01:10:27,972
it is all on you.
1018
01:10:36,715 --> 01:10:37,901
Let's dance.
1019
01:11:48,715 --> 01:11:51,852
But...but it was Games' time!
1020
01:11:53,753 --> 01:11:56,238
This isn't over Brian D.
1021
01:11:56,239 --> 01:11:58,722
Cronies ? Let's roll.
1022
01:12:04,743 --> 01:12:06,275
Thanks for the assist.
1023
01:12:07,676 --> 01:12:09,724
Yeah, you're welcome.
1024
01:12:11,025 --> 01:12:13,671
You should play like that more often.
1025
01:12:17,751 --> 01:12:21,729
See you at sign-ups tomorrow.
1026
01:12:21,730 --> 01:12:26,721
You can kiss your high scores, good bye!
1027
01:12:26,722 --> 01:12:30,695
Yeah, good luck with that captain.
1028
01:12:31,771 --> 01:12:34,718
Hey Jenny, thanks for giving me a shot.
1029
01:12:34,719 --> 01:12:37,723
No matter how cool your are,
better practice those
1030
01:12:37,724 --> 01:12:40,726
5-star songs if you plan
on taking me on. Brian.
1031
01:12:54,508 --> 01:13:00,432
Sup Deansters! It's me again Games Dean
1032
01:13:00,433 --> 01:13:04,920
Big news today, Brian D did totally
challenge me and my friends to a match
1033
01:13:04,921 --> 01:13:07,049
He came in all like, ew ew what!
1034
01:13:07,050 --> 01:13:08,401
And I was all like, what?
1035
01:13:08,402 --> 01:13:09,529
So we were beating them up
1036
01:13:09,530 --> 01:13:11,439
until Jenny comes out of nowhere all like
1037
01:13:11,440 --> 01:13:13,283
No! Don't hurt Brian!
1038
01:13:13,284 --> 01:13:14,176
I'm like What?
1039
01:13:14,177 --> 01:13:14,824
She's like don't!
1040
01:13:14,825 --> 01:13:16,770
Yeah, Law's Jenny
1041
01:13:16,771 --> 01:13:18,918
I was like completely shocked
1042
01:13:18,919 --> 01:13:20,780
then she made us lose
1043
01:13:20,781 --> 01:13:23,003
and then like after we lost and were leaving
1044
01:13:23,004 --> 01:13:26,217
those two are macking on each other
1045
01:13:26,218 --> 01:13:28,662
moving in on another guy's girl Brian
1046
01:13:28,663 --> 01:13:31,277
I wouldn't want to be you when Law finds out
1047
01:13:31,523 --> 01:13:32,497
cause he's going to be like
1048
01:13:32,498 --> 01:13:36,498
"Whaaaaat?"
1049
01:13:40,686 --> 01:13:41,986
That's the daily dean, we're going to
1050
01:13:41,987 --> 01:13:43,285
be doing more of that all week long
1051
01:13:43,286 --> 01:13:44,856
and month long here on VGHS
1052
01:13:44,857 --> 01:13:47,943
just stop in Tuesday,
Wednesday, Thursday 3:30 to 4:45
1053
01:13:47,944 --> 01:13:49,477
and I'll be giving you all the
1054
01:13:49,478 --> 01:13:51,009
goodness you've just got here today
1055
01:13:51,010 --> 01:13:52,202
See ya guys
1056
01:13:53,704 --> 01:13:55,769
Well, it's only got like 400 views.
1057
01:13:55,770 --> 01:13:57,652
Nice moves last night, lover boy.
1058
01:13:57,653 --> 01:14:01,699
Brian, VGHS only has like 400 students.
1059
01:14:01,700 --> 01:14:04,057
Huh, I should probably go talk to Jenny.
1060
01:14:04,058 --> 01:14:07,546
Maahmahh, I should probably go talk to Jenny.
1061
01:14:08,947 --> 01:14:09,979
Ted?
1062
01:14:09,980 --> 01:14:11,147
Are you ok there, boy?
1063
01:14:11,148 --> 01:14:12,896
Ted is presenting his new
features at drift racing
1064
01:14:12,897 --> 01:14:14,643
to Freddie today. I think
he's got butterflies.
1065
01:14:14,644 --> 01:14:18,902
I don't have butterflies, I've got DRAGONFLIES!
1066
01:14:18,903 --> 01:14:23,413
We don't need your presentation,
imma tell him right now.
1067
01:14:32,807 --> 01:14:34,716
Oh there's Jenny.
1068
01:14:38,521 --> 01:14:39,712
I'm probably gonna go talk to her.
1069
01:14:39,713 --> 01:14:41,820
Yeah I probably should pretend
to not see Ted for a few seconds
1070
01:14:41,821 --> 01:14:44,285
then wheel him into Freddie's room
1071
01:14:44,286 --> 01:14:46,767
Yeah, don't let him eat
anything in there, ok?
1072
01:14:46,768 --> 01:14:48,106
Right.
1073
01:15:12,002 --> 01:15:14,438
Heey...
1074
01:15:17,957 --> 01:15:19,396
about today's daily dean.
1075
01:15:19,397 --> 01:15:21,741
Whatever, Games Dean is an idiot
1076
01:15:21,742 --> 01:15:24,945
Right? Yeah he is! Total!
1077
01:15:29,221 --> 01:15:30,104
You beat it
1078
01:15:30,105 --> 01:15:32,391
Oh yeah, all your highscores too
1079
01:15:32,392 --> 01:15:33,476
Great
1080
01:15:33,477 --> 01:15:34,703
Oh don't worry it wasn't hard
1081
01:15:34,704 --> 01:15:37,674
Oh! So basically I suck
1082
01:15:37,675 --> 01:15:39,265
Yeah ehm
1083
01:15:39,266 --> 01:15:42,244
speaking of that
1084
01:15:42,245 --> 01:15:44,086
We can't really hang out anymore
1085
01:15:46,331 --> 01:15:47,447
What?
1086
01:15:47,448 --> 01:15:49,100
Or be friends
1087
01:15:49,101 --> 01:15:51,024
now that came out wrong
1088
01:15:51,639 --> 01:15:56,385
Brian I think that you're cool but The Law is Varsity captain
1089
01:15:56,386 --> 01:15:58,838
and my parents expect me to make the team
1090
01:15:58,839 --> 01:16:01,665
so I can't have people talking about you and me
1091
01:16:04,620 --> 01:16:06,579
so wait wait wait
1092
01:16:06,580 --> 01:16:12,054
you're telling me that Law won't put you on
the team because he thinks that you and I
1093
01:16:14,928 --> 01:16:17,103
just answered my question
1094
01:16:17,123 --> 01:16:18,523
wow
1095
01:16:19,341 --> 01:16:21,096
so are we cool?
1096
01:16:21,097 --> 01:16:25,453
Cool? No! we're not cool we're like the opposite of cool like
1097
01:16:27,191 --> 01:16:29,172
Jenny when you and I played last night it was
1098
01:16:29,173 --> 01:16:33,320
awesome, I know
1099
01:16:33,321 --> 01:16:36,065
I'm sorry, I have to go
1100
01:16:45,821 --> 01:16:51,496
And that is why I am going to sign up for drift racing this year
1101
01:16:51,497 --> 01:16:53,514
I love you dad
1102
01:16:53,515 --> 01:16:54,852
Mr. Wong
1103
01:16:54,853 --> 01:16:57,562
we all know Ted will never be a great rythm gamer
1104
01:16:57,563 --> 01:17:00,481
he just needs to hear you say it
1105
01:17:01,419 --> 01:17:04,011
you'll never be a great rythm gamer
1106
01:17:04,012 --> 01:17:04,720
I knew it
1107
01:17:04,721 --> 01:17:05,927
and that concludes our meeting!
1108
01:17:05,928 --> 01:17:07,916
You know how many losers told me that
1109
01:17:07,917 --> 01:17:10,073
on my way to the top?
1110
01:17:10,074 --> 01:17:11,679
Pro shredders aren't born, Ted
1111
01:17:11,680 --> 01:17:15,344
they are forged to the fire and the flames
1112
01:17:15,345 --> 01:17:16,041
Really?
1113
01:17:16,042 --> 01:17:17,147
Of course
1114
01:17:17,148 --> 01:17:18,604
see you're a Wong
1115
01:17:18,605 --> 01:17:21,085
you're born to be a pro shredder
1116
01:17:21,086 --> 01:17:24,332
the reason I bust your chops is because
I know you've got what it takes
1117
01:17:24,333 --> 01:17:25,264
I got it
1118
01:17:25,265 --> 01:17:27,712
I knew you really cared
1119
01:17:27,713 --> 01:17:30,398
Now stop whammering and start hammering
1120
01:17:30,399 --> 01:17:32,760
on that is, practice-wise.
1121
01:17:32,761 --> 01:17:34,763
Hey, see you at the sign-ups.
1122
01:17:34,764 --> 01:17:38,814
I won't let you down this year.
1123
01:17:38,815 --> 01:17:40,485
Thanks Ki-wy.
1124
01:17:40,486 --> 01:17:43,767
The presentation was tops!
1125
01:17:47,804 --> 01:17:49,159
So...
1126
01:17:49,160 --> 01:17:52,402
you're Ted's first groupie.
1127
01:17:52,403 --> 01:17:55,107
Ki Swan 1360 points.
1128
01:17:55,108 --> 01:17:56,482
Fighter.
1129
01:17:58,683 --> 01:18:00,643
I don't like you.
1130
01:18:01,844 --> 01:18:04,103
Word to the wise Ki-wy.
1131
01:18:05,004 --> 01:18:08,137
You've been his lady for what... a week?
1132
01:18:08,138 --> 01:18:11,860
I've been his father twice a month,
and weekends for his entire life.
1133
01:18:11,861 --> 01:18:14,287
Ted stays where he belongs,
you hear me,
1134
01:18:14,288 --> 01:18:16,557
IN MY SHADOW!
1135
01:18:16,558 --> 01:18:20,081
Attention maggots, one hour
left to sign up for clan try-outs.
1136
01:18:20,182 --> 01:18:22,431
Choose your team carefully because once
1137
01:18:22,432 --> 01:18:24,679
you swipe that card your fate is sealed.
1138
01:18:29,293 --> 01:18:30,664
Brian hey!
1139
01:18:30,665 --> 01:18:33,331
Are you to top off my lemonade or...
1140
01:18:33,332 --> 01:18:35,645
Oh wait, I'm sorry. That's why I have her.
1141
01:18:35,646 --> 01:18:36,719
Thanks, babe.
1142
01:18:36,720 --> 01:18:39,432
Just here to sign up.
1143
01:18:39,433 --> 01:18:44,594
That is precious.
1144
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,183
Here's the deal Brian,
1145
01:18:47,584 --> 01:18:50,845
I did you a favour by
sparing your life, remember?
1146
01:18:51,546 --> 01:18:55,259
So now you're going to
do me a favor by not signing up.
1147
01:18:55,360 --> 01:18:58,431
Sorry Law, the favour train has left the station.
1148
01:19:01,132 --> 01:19:04,074
Last chance tatter-tom.
1149
01:19:04,075 --> 01:19:06,716
Are you sure you want to do this?
1150
01:19:06,717 --> 01:19:10,992
What would you do Law?
1151
01:19:10,993 --> 01:19:12,996
I think you would sign up.
1152
01:19:12,997 --> 01:19:14,758
But you're not The Law!
1153
01:19:14,759 --> 01:19:16,428
Are you?
1154
01:19:18,329 --> 01:19:20,912
Believe me Brian, I get it.
1155
01:19:20,913 --> 01:19:23,203
You want to be this.
1156
01:19:23,204 --> 01:19:25,626
Listen to Law's lesson, loser.
1157
01:19:25,627 --> 01:19:28,419
Everybody hates you Literator.
1158
01:19:29,220 --> 01:19:30,939
I mean who wouldn't?
1159
01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:32,362
I've got it all.
1160
01:19:32,363 --> 01:19:33,832
I've got the looks.
1161
01:19:35,633 --> 01:19:37,234
I've got the brains.
1162
01:19:37,235 --> 01:19:40,328
Ehm... Check me by the way.
1163
01:19:40,329 --> 01:19:42,986
I've got the whole school
in the palm of my hand.
1164
01:19:42,987 --> 01:19:45,881
But wait, there's more!
1165
01:19:45,882 --> 01:19:48,163
I've got the girl of your dreams
1166
01:19:48,164 --> 01:19:50,257
eSsen my D
1167
01:19:52,258 --> 01:19:54,322
styling my do.
1168
01:19:56,023 --> 01:19:57,904
So,
1169
01:19:57,905 --> 01:19:59,133
you want to be this
1170
01:19:59,134 --> 01:20:00,796
Brian D?
1171
01:20:00,797 --> 01:20:04,051
You want to be The Law?
1172
01:20:04,652 --> 01:20:07,714
Well you've got to get
through The Law first.
1173
01:20:08,015 --> 01:20:09,621
Hey Ki!
1174
01:20:09,622 --> 01:20:11,832
Sorry I ditched you back there.
1175
01:20:11,833 --> 01:20:13,961
Did you and my dad
get the chance to talk?
1176
01:20:13,962 --> 01:20:15,066
Yes we did.
1177
01:20:15,067 --> 01:20:16,217
And he's
1178
01:20:16,218 --> 01:20:17,047
your father.
1179
01:20:17,048 --> 01:20:18,444
I have to get to the fighting sign-ups Ted
1180
01:20:18,445 --> 01:20:19,579
Why?
1181
01:20:19,580 --> 01:20:21,299
I thought you wanted to make games.
1182
01:20:21,300 --> 01:20:23,866
Hey, what better resources
than playing with the best?
1183
01:20:23,867 --> 01:20:25,304
Goodbye.
1184
01:20:25,305 --> 01:20:27,765
Hey Ki wait up!
1185
01:20:27,766 --> 01:20:30,026
Yo, Little Wong!
1186
01:20:30,027 --> 01:20:32,085
Making a graph on how bad you suck?
1187
01:20:32,086 --> 01:20:34,002
I made that graph, leave him alone.
1188
01:20:34,003 --> 01:20:35,249
It's cool Ki.
1189
01:20:36,973 --> 01:20:38,032
Hey guys how is it going?
1190
01:20:38,133 --> 01:20:40,893
Ted for rythm gaming this
year came to join the team finally.
1191
01:20:40,894 --> 01:20:43,921
You mean you're actually
going to sign up again?
1192
01:20:43,922 --> 01:20:47,239
Help me suffer, why?
1193
01:20:47,240 --> 01:20:48,929
Because
1194
01:20:48,930 --> 01:20:50,169
I...
1195
01:20:50,170 --> 01:20:53,347
Oh my god, The Law is trolling Brian D!
1196
01:20:54,948 --> 01:20:55,948
I gotta go help my friend.
1197
01:20:55,949 --> 01:20:56,720
Goodbye, guys!
1198
01:20:56,721 --> 01:20:58,916
Keep all my stuff!
1199
01:20:58,917 --> 01:21:03,955
That guy should literally be
doing anything but rythm gaming.
1200
01:21:13,486 --> 01:21:14,664
Why are you doing this?
1201
01:21:15,465 --> 01:21:17,563
You've already proved
you're better than me.
1202
01:21:17,964 --> 01:21:20,071
Brian, dude.
1203
01:21:20,072 --> 01:21:21,526
It's because I can.
1204
01:21:21,527 --> 01:21:23,007
Because
1205
01:21:23,607 --> 01:21:26,093
it's fun.
1206
01:21:26,094 --> 01:21:27,448
And because you
1207
01:21:27,449 --> 01:21:28,875
made it personal.
1208
01:21:28,876 --> 01:21:30,573
The spotlight wasn't enough
1209
01:21:30,574 --> 01:21:32,629
so you had to move in on my girl.
1210
01:21:32,630 --> 01:21:34,056
Dude, we're just...
1211
01:21:34,871 --> 01:21:36,197
We're not even friends.
1212
01:21:36,198 --> 01:21:36,927
Whatever.
1213
01:21:36,928 --> 01:21:38,506
So on to you.
1214
01:21:38,507 --> 01:21:41,549
Cozy up to Jenny so you two can play on JV?
1215
01:21:41,550 --> 01:21:44,054
Didn't you hear? She's getting on Varsity.
1216
01:21:44,055 --> 01:21:46,000
Yeah, her boyfriend runs the team!
1217
01:21:46,001 --> 01:21:47,757
Oh I love gossip.
1218
01:21:47,758 --> 01:21:49,355
Let's dish.
1219
01:21:49,356 --> 01:21:50,972
Did you also hear...
1220
01:21:50,973 --> 01:21:52,504
Oh yeah
1221
01:21:52,505 --> 01:21:56,105
her boyfriend doesn't give a shit.
1222
01:21:56,106 --> 01:21:58,401
Jenny stays on JV.
1223
01:21:58,402 --> 01:22:00,068
This is my year
1224
01:22:00,069 --> 01:22:02,407
and noone else's.
1225
01:22:02,408 --> 01:22:04,534
So I suggest you skit out.
1226
01:22:05,034 --> 01:22:06,534
Brian, man, are you okay?
1227
01:22:06,835 --> 01:22:08,643
Go practice your dance moves, Brian.
1228
01:22:08,644 --> 01:22:10,612
Sign-ups are closed.
1229
01:22:18,154 --> 01:22:20,232
This is too good for you Law?
1230
01:22:20,233 --> 01:22:22,590
Oh my god
1231
01:22:25,696 --> 01:22:27,451
Somebody S my D.
1232
01:22:27,452 --> 01:22:28,481
Stay away from him.
1233
01:22:28,482 --> 01:22:30,116
Back off!
1234
01:22:34,487 --> 01:22:38,558
Okay, I've got your back.
1235
01:23:01,683 --> 01:23:03,911
What are you waiting for? Let's go!
1236
01:23:04,126 --> 01:23:06,891
To war!
1237
01:23:19,969 --> 01:23:21,082
Are you wounded Theodore?
1238
01:23:21,083 --> 01:23:23,097
This doesn't change anything.
1239
01:24:31,518 --> 01:24:33,287
BRIAN D!
1240
01:24:35,988 --> 01:24:37,506
Yes Calhoun?
1241
01:24:37,507 --> 01:24:38,854
I'm expelled?
1242
01:24:38,855 --> 01:24:40,396
I gave you a chance to leave quietly
1243
01:24:40,397 --> 01:24:42,569
and this is how you use it?
1244
01:24:42,570 --> 01:24:43,885
Assaulting a student?
1245
01:24:43,886 --> 01:24:44,752
Inciting a brawl?
1246
01:24:44,753 --> 01:24:46,025
Stealing a hat?
1247
01:24:46,026 --> 01:24:47,634
And worst of all Brian,
1248
01:24:47,635 --> 01:24:49,673
worst of all,
1249
01:24:49,674 --> 01:24:52,101
you forgot that it's
all about the game.
1250
01:24:52,102 --> 01:24:54,569
Sir, please you can't do this.
1251
01:24:54,570 --> 01:24:56,520
Yes I can.
1252
01:24:56,521 --> 01:24:57,915
It's done.
1253
01:24:57,916 --> 01:24:59,756
You're facing a 300 point deduction.
1254
01:24:59,757 --> 01:25:02,399
300 points you do not have.
1255
01:25:02,400 --> 01:25:03,838
You've got to be joking.
1256
01:25:03,839 --> 01:25:06,657
Do you hear any roflcopters son?
1257
01:25:06,658 --> 01:25:09,717
Pack your thing and get out of my school!
1258
01:25:18,024 --> 01:25:20,779
Are you more like a rockstar everyday, kiddo
1259
01:25:23,984 --> 01:25:24,934
What?
1260
01:25:24,935 --> 01:25:26,630
Is this a joke?
1261
01:25:27,568 --> 01:25:28,324
Am I a joke to you?
1262
01:25:28,325 --> 01:25:29,346
No no no no.
1263
01:25:29,347 --> 01:25:30,473
There must be some mistake.
1264
01:25:30,474 --> 01:25:32,518
You know Ted you want
to bail on the Wong, that's fine
1265
01:25:32,519 --> 01:25:34,988
but getting some groupie to take your place?
1266
01:25:34,989 --> 01:25:36,617
That's pathetic.
1267
01:25:36,618 --> 01:25:37,267
Dad...
1268
01:25:37,268 --> 01:25:41,740
Dad your face, now get out of mine, forever!
1269
01:25:49,537 --> 01:25:52,050
Welcome to the team, Theodore.
1270
01:25:52,051 --> 01:25:53,705
You switched the cards.
1271
01:25:53,706 --> 01:25:55,281
Er... reason one.
1272
01:25:55,282 --> 01:25:57,560
As I explained in my previous presentation...
1273
01:25:57,561 --> 01:26:01,094
I don't care about your stupid graphs Ki.
1274
01:26:01,095 --> 01:26:03,231
My dad hates me because of you.
1275
01:26:03,232 --> 01:26:04,561
That brings us to reason two.
1276
01:26:04,562 --> 01:26:08,175
Ted, your dad hates you.
1277
01:26:08,176 --> 01:26:13,454
And not because of me,
I mean, from before.
1278
01:26:13,455 --> 01:26:16,982
We're through Ki.
1279
01:26:16,983 --> 01:26:19,706
Ehm... ok.
1280
01:26:20,122 --> 01:26:21,419
I know you're upset.
1281
01:26:21,420 --> 01:26:22,944
If we think about this objectively...
1282
01:26:22,945 --> 01:26:27,837
OBJECTIVELY??? You've ruined my life.
1283
01:26:27,838 --> 01:26:31,692
I never want to see you again.
1284
01:26:31,693 --> 01:26:33,648
But I was just looking out for you...
1285
01:26:33,649 --> 01:26:35,175
Look out for me?
1286
01:26:35,176 --> 01:26:38,934
Look from over there!
1287
01:26:38,935 --> 01:26:41,086
Get out of my face,
1288
01:26:41,087 --> 01:26:44,083
forever.
1289
01:26:49,900 --> 01:26:50,735
Did you really want me to...
1290
01:26:50,736 --> 01:26:53,737
Just go!
1291
01:27:16,478 --> 01:27:17,523
Hi.
1292
01:27:18,324 --> 01:27:19,337
Jenny I'm sorry...
1293
01:27:19,338 --> 01:27:22,387
Sorry for punching Law in front of the entire school
1294
01:27:22,388 --> 01:27:26,151
or for ruining my chances
of making Varsity this year.
1295
01:27:26,152 --> 01:27:28,629
Yes, to both of these things,
and before you hit me again
1296
01:27:28,630 --> 01:27:31,106
there's something I've got
to get off of my chest
1297
01:27:31,107 --> 01:27:32,636
What? That you like me?
1298
01:27:32,637 --> 01:27:35,887
That you were just sticking up for
me against my big mean boyfriend?
1299
01:27:35,888 --> 01:27:38,204
Look I get that you're upset we can't be friends
1300
01:27:38,205 --> 01:27:41,084
but you're not the only one who has a tough round here ok?
1301
01:27:41,085 --> 01:27:44,258
If you can't suck it up then leave.
1302
01:27:53,344 --> 01:27:54,443
Hey!
1303
01:27:55,144 --> 01:27:57,578
You'd be happy to know I just got expelled
1304
01:27:57,579 --> 01:27:59,544
SO I am leaving.
1305
01:27:59,545 --> 01:28:01,438
Oh and your big mean boyfriend
1306
01:28:01,439 --> 01:28:03,269
he told me he's not going
to put you in the team anyway.
1307
01:28:03,270 --> 01:28:07,099
So at least you've got a show out of it.
1308
01:28:07,930 --> 01:28:10,139
You're an asshole.
1309
01:28:19,419 --> 01:28:21,799
Previously, on VGHS
1310
01:28:22,249 --> 01:28:24,408
Jenny, make Varsity?
1311
01:28:24,409 --> 01:28:26,549
Not on my watch.
1312
01:28:31,219 --> 01:28:32,669
You signed me up for drift racing.
1313
01:28:32,670 --> 01:28:33,589
Ted, I'm sorry.
1314
01:28:33,590 --> 01:28:35,838
I'm splitz-fied baby.
1315
01:28:35,839 --> 01:28:38,718
We're through.
1316
01:28:38,719 --> 01:28:40,808
You're expelled.
1317
01:28:40,809 --> 01:28:43,198
Pack up your dreams and go.
1318
01:28:43,199 --> 01:28:44,898
Sorry, ki.
1319
01:28:44,899 --> 01:28:47,978
Ted stays where he belongs
1320
01:28:47,979 --> 01:28:49,258
in my shadow!
1321
01:28:49,259 --> 01:28:50,658
What're you doing Brian
1322
01:28:50,659 --> 01:28:52,778
Why did you throw it all way?
1323
01:28:52,779 --> 01:28:54,539
Because you're too good for him Jenny,
1324
01:28:54,540 --> 01:28:56,709
and because I'm in love with you.
1325
01:29:49,509 --> 01:29:51,549
Thanks Mr. D.
1326
01:30:02,199 --> 01:30:04,958
Another busy night Mr. D.
1327
01:30:04,959 --> 01:30:08,408
It's always a busy night.
1328
01:30:08,409 --> 01:30:10,499
Knock yourself up.
1329
01:30:11,719 --> 01:30:14,408
Is... Is that Brian D?
1330
01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,208
See if he will play a game with us?
1331
01:30:16,209 --> 01:30:21,409
I'm sorry, Brian never
games with the customers.
1332
01:30:27,669 --> 01:30:30,309
Come on, scram scrow.
1333
01:30:36,199 --> 01:30:40,458
Go back to VGHS, Jumper Jax.
1334
01:30:40,459 --> 01:30:44,068
Whatever, quitter.
1335
01:30:44,069 --> 01:30:47,059
Yeah, I'll go.
1336
01:30:54,489 --> 01:30:56,698
Always looking out for the little guy.
1337
01:30:56,699 --> 01:30:59,598
Ted?
1338
01:30:59,599 --> 01:31:00,968
How long has it been?
1339
01:31:00,969 --> 01:31:03,238
Twentyfour hours?
1340
01:31:03,239 --> 01:31:05,688
You have it D., it's a day!
1341
01:31:05,689 --> 01:31:07,228
Come on let's go get a slice.
1342
01:31:07,229 --> 01:31:09,179
Alright!
1343
01:31:11,239 --> 01:31:13,469
And then Calhoun told me I can't switch to rythm gaming
1344
01:31:13,470 --> 01:31:16,849
cause once you've signed
up you're locked in the system.
1345
01:31:17,209 --> 01:31:19,129
It goes a butt
1346
01:31:19,249 --> 01:31:20,738
Same old story,
1347
01:31:20,739 --> 01:31:22,578
Calhoun always wins.
1348
01:31:22,579 --> 01:31:25,608
But it's a story with a twist ending.
1349
01:31:25,609 --> 01:31:30,489
You signed up, you're still in the
system, you could totally try out tomorrow.
1350
01:31:31,319 --> 01:31:34,138
I'm thinking note when you're expelled.
1351
01:31:34,139 --> 01:31:36,079
And even if I did,
tomorrow is not good for me.
1352
01:31:36,080 --> 01:31:38,069
We've got this huge
birthday party coming.
1353
01:31:38,070 --> 01:31:40,848
Dude, come on.
1354
01:31:40,849 --> 01:31:43,408
As much as I love what
you've done to the place,
1355
01:31:43,409 --> 01:31:46,528
it ain't no VGHS.
1356
01:31:46,529 --> 01:31:48,708
Uhm.. That's kind of the idea.
1357
01:31:48,709 --> 01:31:52,378
You actually play games for fun here.
1358
01:31:52,379 --> 01:31:55,458
Tell me we didn't have fun together?
1359
01:31:55,459 --> 01:31:58,639
We had some swell times.
1360
01:31:58,819 --> 01:32:01,649
To better days...
1361
01:32:14,789 --> 01:32:16,898
So...
1362
01:32:16,899 --> 01:32:19,078
How are you Ted?
1363
01:32:19,079 --> 01:32:22,089
I was really sad to
hear about you and Ki...
1364
01:32:23,519 --> 01:32:25,478
Never say that
name to me again.
1365
01:32:25,479 --> 01:32:26,708
What name?
1366
01:32:29,709 --> 01:32:31,568
My name?
1367
01:32:31,569 --> 01:32:33,018
Ki?
1368
01:32:33,019 --> 01:32:34,148
Ki!
1369
01:32:34,149 --> 01:32:35,628
What a surprise!
1370
01:32:35,629 --> 01:32:37,538
Oh yes, hello
1371
01:32:37,539 --> 01:32:40,279
here
1372
01:32:42,329 --> 01:32:44,068
Will you stop being mad at me now?
1373
01:32:44,069 --> 01:32:45,794
Brian tell Ki that
fixing my guitar doesn't
1374
01:32:45,795 --> 01:32:47,518
make up for breaking
my hopes and dreams
1375
01:32:47,519 --> 01:32:50,628
Ted, tell Brian that you were
being a big stupid dumb jerk.
1376
01:32:50,629 --> 01:32:52,719
Brian, Ki says I'm a big stupid....
1377
01:32:53,829 --> 01:32:54,929
Dammit.
1378
01:33:02,009 --> 01:33:03,768
So, ki
1379
01:33:03,769 --> 01:33:04,929
it's been a while.
1380
01:33:04,930 --> 01:33:05,989
It's been one day Brian.
1381
01:33:05,990 --> 01:33:08,189
Ah ok.
1382
01:33:12,639 --> 01:33:13,448
Hey you,
1383
01:33:13,449 --> 01:33:14,348
loser!
1384
01:33:14,349 --> 01:33:15,958
Can't hail the rock?
1385
01:33:15,959 --> 01:33:18,388
Than you'd best walk... away.
1386
01:33:19,729 --> 01:33:21,288
Remember, winners don't do drugs.
1387
01:33:21,289 --> 01:33:23,629
You're a loser, so why don't you stop
1388
01:33:23,630 --> 01:33:25,969
playing and go take some drugs, loser?
1389
01:33:28,879 --> 01:33:31,649
Whoa, you suck
1390
01:33:50,119 --> 01:33:52,439
why is Ted so stupid
1391
01:33:53,969 --> 01:33:55,398
Ted isn't...
1392
01:33:55,399 --> 01:34:01,468
Ergh.. Ted is different
1393
01:34:01,469 --> 01:34:04,278
I apologised to him and he's so mad at me
1394
01:34:04,279 --> 01:34:05,219
I should be mad at him
1395
01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:07,168
I am mad at him
1396
01:34:07,169 --> 01:34:09,369
I'm sucking at rythm gaming just
1397
01:34:09,370 --> 01:34:11,568
because I tried to fix his problems
1398
01:34:11,569 --> 01:34:16,949
Woah, Ki you can't always
fix other people's problems for them.
1399
01:34:17,719 --> 01:34:19,408
I mean sometimes
1400
01:34:19,409 --> 01:34:23,889
problems are just unsolvable.
1401
01:34:24,919 --> 01:34:27,869
Like the Hars conjuncture?
1402
01:34:29,989 --> 01:34:33,198
Think it like this.
1403
01:34:33,199 --> 01:34:38,798
Ted is.. like your Gumbac.
1404
01:34:38,799 --> 01:34:40,378
That you've been working on.
1405
01:34:40,379 --> 01:34:42,978
I mean sure, sometimes he gets knocked around but
1406
01:34:42,979 --> 01:34:46,448
you gotta trust him to pick himself back up.
1407
01:34:46,449 --> 01:34:49,739
And when he does,
he'll be happy to see you.
1408
01:34:54,679 --> 01:34:55,809
Brian,
1409
01:35:00,609 --> 01:35:03,179
thank you.
1410
01:35:23,089 --> 01:35:24,688
So you're running an arcade now?
1411
01:35:26,789 --> 01:35:29,799
Hey Jenny
1412
01:35:32,089 --> 01:35:33,129
It's pretty rad
1413
01:35:33,130 --> 01:35:34,059
Best thing ever right?
1414
01:35:34,060 --> 01:35:35,818
I know, but
1415
01:35:35,819 --> 01:35:38,868
I'm kinda busy at the memento so...
1416
01:35:38,869 --> 01:35:41,988
Look Brian, I'm not really the best at apologies
1417
01:35:41,989 --> 01:35:43,888
but I just wanted...
1418
01:35:43,889 --> 01:35:45,778
Jenny we're cool, seriously.
1419
01:35:45,779 --> 01:35:48,288
I mean, I was being a jerk too.
1420
01:35:48,289 --> 01:35:51,498
Now why don't you go play some games, like
1421
01:35:51,499 --> 01:35:53,268
over there?
1422
01:35:53,269 --> 01:35:56,238
On the house.
1423
01:35:56,239 --> 01:36:00,238
Okay, still, you getting kicked out and...
1424
01:36:01,639 --> 01:36:05,598
School sucks without
you Brian so... I'm sorry.
1425
01:36:07,799 --> 01:36:09,268
Don't be.
1426
01:36:09,269 --> 01:36:10,059
Really I mean,
1427
01:36:10,060 --> 01:36:11,039
it worked out for
the better, y'know.
1428
01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:15,938
I mean, look at this place.
1429
01:36:15,939 --> 01:36:18,658
Ted was actually in here, like telling
me I could still try out and stuff
1430
01:36:18,659 --> 01:36:21,038
Wait, wait, wait, you
can still try out tomorrow?
1431
01:36:21,039 --> 01:36:22,939
Yeah but it's not like
they'd let me get back in.
1432
01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:24,438
So what??
1433
01:36:24,439 --> 01:36:27,608
People are saying that I can't make Varsity
just because I broke up with the law
1434
01:36:27,609 --> 01:36:29,879
but you know what, if
I kick enough ass out there
1435
01:36:29,880 --> 01:36:32,148
there's nothing
he can do to stop it.
1436
01:36:32,149 --> 01:36:33,859
I'm sorry I thought that playing at
1437
01:36:33,860 --> 01:36:35,568
VGHS was like your dream or whatever.
1438
01:36:35,569 --> 01:36:37,754
You're telling me you
have one last shot at
1439
01:36:37,755 --> 01:36:39,938
your dream and you're
just gonna walk away?
1440
01:36:39,939 --> 01:36:43,008
Seriously what the hell is wrong with you, really?
1441
01:36:45,809 --> 01:36:47,138
Broke up with the Law?
1442
01:36:47,139 --> 01:36:47,649
Oh my god
1443
01:36:47,650 --> 01:36:49,308
that's what you've got out of this?
1444
01:36:49,309 --> 01:36:54,368
No, I mean, I was just saying...
1445
01:36:54,369 --> 01:36:57,438
You really think I've got a shot?
1446
01:36:57,439 --> 01:36:58,908
At the tryouts,
1447
01:36:58,909 --> 01:36:59,848
yeah.
1448
01:36:59,849 --> 01:37:01,539
I think you have a shot at the tryouts.
1449
01:37:01,540 --> 01:37:02,529
That's what I meant.
1450
01:37:02,530 --> 01:37:04,198
Totally.
1451
01:37:04,199 --> 01:37:05,748
Good.
1452
01:37:05,749 --> 01:37:09,558
So you'll be there tomorrow?
1453
01:37:09,559 --> 01:37:12,648
No, Jenny.
1454
01:37:12,649 --> 01:37:19,489
I mean even if they let me back on
it's not like VGHS is going to change.
1455
01:37:20,929 --> 01:37:23,998
Good luck out there.
1456
01:37:23,999 --> 01:37:25,598
You know
1457
01:37:25,599 --> 01:37:28,759
we've never played DxM.
1458
01:37:29,679 --> 01:37:31,658
I thought it was a baby game.
1459
01:37:31,659 --> 01:37:34,558
I think you're just saying that
because you know you're going to lose.
1460
01:37:34,559 --> 01:37:36,188
Oh really?
1461
01:37:36,189 --> 01:37:40,708
What do you say a hundred pipe so that we dance?
1462
01:37:40,709 --> 01:37:44,709
This isn't fields of fire I mean skeeball
1463
01:37:56,629 --> 01:37:58,718
you should be embarassed
1464
01:37:58,719 --> 01:38:00,969
I'll never love you
1465
01:39:40,199 --> 01:39:41,298
you're right
1466
01:39:41,299 --> 01:39:42,579
I'm being a big, stupid, mean jerk.
1467
01:39:42,580 --> 01:39:44,960
I know you're just trying
to protect me and I'm
1468
01:39:44,961 --> 01:39:47,339
sorry that you're stuck to
rythm gaming with my dad.
1469
01:39:50,319 --> 01:39:51,208
Okay.
1470
01:39:51,209 --> 01:39:53,008
I deserved that.
1471
01:39:53,009 --> 01:39:54,998
Please forgive me.
1472
01:39:54,999 --> 01:39:57,118
I really miss you Ki.
1473
01:39:57,119 --> 01:40:00,559
Can we please be friends again?
1474
01:40:23,159 --> 01:40:24,569
Oh gosh,
1475
01:40:25,679 --> 01:40:27,149
you know one last shot at my dream...
1476
01:40:27,150 --> 01:40:28,439
I can go for that.
1477
01:40:28,440 --> 01:40:29,288
Good.
1478
01:40:29,289 --> 01:40:33,188
This is brian D with nothing
to lose and he's one of my team.
1479
01:40:33,189 --> 01:40:35,689
Alright, captain.
1480
01:40:39,639 --> 01:40:42,018
Almost nothing.
1481
01:40:42,019 --> 01:40:44,119
Almost?
1482
01:40:45,019 --> 01:40:46,348
Hey Brian.
1483
01:40:46,349 --> 01:40:47,878
Jenny.
1484
01:40:47,879 --> 01:40:49,288
Ki and I made up.
1485
01:40:49,289 --> 01:40:52,048
And by made up, I mean made out.
1486
01:40:52,049 --> 01:40:52,999
If you know what I mean.
1487
01:40:53,000 --> 01:40:53,739
Our lips touched.
1488
01:40:53,740 --> 01:40:54,658
Great!
1489
01:40:54,659 --> 01:40:57,198
I'm super happy for you.
1490
01:40:57,199 --> 01:41:01,538
So what were you guys up to?
1491
01:41:01,539 --> 01:41:04,869
Uh Uh! Four way high five!
1492
01:41:05,069 --> 01:41:06,269
Wake up! And smell the story, zoners.
1493
01:41:54,325 --> 01:41:55,942
It's time of that year again
1494
01:41:55,943 --> 01:41:58,848
when legends are ripped,
screaming and bloody
1495
01:41:58,849 --> 01:42:01,260
from the womb of glory.
1496
01:42:01,261 --> 01:42:03,582
That's just one of the
many disgusting ways
1497
01:42:03,583 --> 01:42:06,834
we'll be describing the
white knuckle action of vghs'
1498
01:42:06,835 --> 01:42:08,925
FPS Clan tryouts.
1499
01:42:08,926 --> 01:42:12,385
Live here in our mobile news
studio in grand theft auditorium.
1500
01:42:12,886 --> 01:42:14,318
And speaking of legends
1501
01:42:14,319 --> 01:42:18,086
our special guest today
eats legends for brunch.
1502
01:42:18,893 --> 01:42:19,879
Hey law
1503
01:42:19,880 --> 01:42:21,440
hope you got a snack before the match.
1504
01:42:21,441 --> 01:42:22,918
Ehm, I did Scott, thank you.
1505
01:42:26,165 --> 01:42:28,094
So law, we've got 84 students
1506
01:42:28,095 --> 01:42:31,308
gunning for just 12 Jv and Varsity giants.
1507
01:42:31,309 --> 01:42:33,854
Any pro tips for your fellow mouse jockeys
1508
01:42:33,855 --> 01:42:35,999
before they get kneed for death?
1509
01:42:36,000 --> 01:42:38,320
Well, I don't know about pro tips, but
1510
01:42:38,321 --> 01:42:45,365
let me tell you something I once
told a promising young newblade.
1511
01:42:45,366 --> 01:42:49,473
VGHS is about being the best
1512
01:42:49,474 --> 01:42:50,935
but you can't be the best
1513
01:42:50,936 --> 01:42:53,104
you must be yourself
1514
01:42:53,105 --> 01:42:57,058
so before you walk in the tryouts today
1515
01:42:57,059 --> 01:43:01,552
I want you to dig deep before you walk through these doors
1516
01:43:01,553 --> 01:43:06,135
I want you to find out what drives you
1517
01:43:06,136 --> 01:43:08,088
cause once you find that out
1518
01:43:08,089 --> 01:43:12,031
once you know what it is to truly game
1519
01:43:12,032 --> 01:43:15,511
then nobody can break you
1520
01:43:18,949 --> 01:43:21,040
You guys ready to go?
1521
01:43:22,441 --> 01:43:24,506
Chiba, honzo!
1522
01:43:24,607 --> 01:43:25,640
How did you...?
1523
01:43:25,741 --> 01:43:27,066
Fished them out of the dumpster.
1524
01:43:27,067 --> 01:43:29,319
You didn't think I'd let you
actually throw your gear, did you?
1525
01:43:29,320 --> 01:43:31,019
I fixed them for you, they should be fully functional
1526
01:43:31,020 --> 01:43:32,391
and I've added a few...
1527
01:43:32,392 --> 01:43:34,711
Upgrades.
1528
01:43:36,112 --> 01:43:39,796
You guys know you're
the best friends ever, right?
1529
01:43:39,797 --> 01:43:40,962
We are?
1530
01:43:40,963 --> 01:43:43,934
Of course we are!
1531
01:43:43,935 --> 01:43:47,927
Now let's go play some video games.
1532
01:43:59,869 --> 01:44:02,769
Now we've seen some great
action today, but this final
1533
01:44:02,970 --> 01:44:05,869
match is the one that
everyone is gabbing about.
1534
01:44:05,870 --> 01:44:07,924
In the red corner: the leanest, the meanest
1535
01:44:07,925 --> 01:44:11,470
fps-est varsity crew this school has ever seen.
1536
01:44:11,571 --> 01:44:13,616
They must have a pretty good captain.
1537
01:44:13,617 --> 01:44:15,282
And in the blue corner
1538
01:44:15,283 --> 01:44:18,343
a rag tag group led by Jenny Matrix
1539
01:44:18,444 --> 01:44:22,629
who's fighting to be the first
sophomore ever to make it onto the vghs
1540
01:44:22,630 --> 01:44:24,294
varsity team.
1541
01:44:24,395 --> 01:44:27,764
Doesn't help that she's
down a man due to Brian D's expulsion.
1542
01:44:27,765 --> 01:44:29,612
Yes, we've got you to thank for that, Law.
1543
01:44:29,613 --> 01:44:32,052
Look, when a troublemaker
like Brian comes into a school...
1544
01:44:32,053 --> 01:44:34,081
STFU Law, It's Brian D!
1545
01:44:39,818 --> 01:44:40,573
Noo!
1546
01:44:40,574 --> 01:44:42,382
No!
1547
01:44:42,383 --> 01:44:45,647
Don't you understand the
meaning of the world "expelled", D?
1548
01:44:45,648 --> 01:44:47,410
I signed up, I'm still in the system.
1549
01:44:47,411 --> 01:44:49,391
The rules say I can play.
1550
01:44:49,392 --> 01:44:51,566
Pff, who sold you that load of molineux?
1551
01:44:51,567 --> 01:44:55,467
Around here I'm the dungeon keeper,
and my rules are in black and white.
1552
01:44:55,468 --> 01:44:57,075
Looks like your fable ends here.
1553
01:44:57,076 --> 01:44:58,591
I know it does.
1554
01:44:58,592 --> 01:45:01,565
It was my dream to play on
a vghs team and I screwed it up.
1555
01:45:01,566 --> 01:45:04,248
Yes, you messed it
up bad! Like a failure!
1556
01:45:05,088 --> 01:45:06,880
So what are you doing on my battlefield?
1557
01:45:06,881 --> 01:45:08,869
This isn't about you and me.
1558
01:45:08,870 --> 01:45:10,280
It's not about getting back in.
1559
01:45:10,281 --> 01:45:16,124
It's about one last chance
to play with the best of the best.
1560
01:45:16,125 --> 01:45:18,322
It's about playing the game.
1561
01:45:19,223 --> 01:45:21,517
So at the end of the day Calhoun,
1562
01:45:22,718 --> 01:45:24,544
it's all about the game.
1563
01:45:27,645 --> 01:45:28,845
GG Brian D.
1564
01:45:36,003 --> 01:45:37,104
He plays!
1565
01:45:38,205 --> 01:45:39,619
I can't believe that worked.
1566
01:45:40,120 --> 01:45:42,161
Check out Brian D's old school gear!
1567
01:45:42,562 --> 01:45:45,002
Don't tell me that's the setup
he smoked you with,
1568
01:45:45,003 --> 01:45:46,347
Law-lipop!
1569
01:45:47,948 --> 01:45:50,635
Alright everybody just calm
down, game's about to start.
1570
01:45:55,761 --> 01:45:57,505
Showing up late again, huh Brian?
1571
01:45:57,506 --> 01:45:58,751
You never seem to learn, do you?
1572
01:45:59,852 --> 01:46:01,073
Rule No 1 Ace,
1573
01:46:01,874 --> 01:46:03,008
never give up.
1574
01:46:03,809 --> 01:46:06,114
Rule No 271, never
quote my rules back to me.
1575
01:46:06,415 --> 01:46:08,562
Now sit your punk ass down
and best of luck to you, son.
1576
01:46:18,882 --> 01:46:20,901
You all know the routine,
you keep it clean out there.
1577
01:46:23,802 --> 01:46:25,389
Match begins in thirty seconds.
1578
01:46:25,590 --> 01:46:27,929
Get busy fragging or
get busy dying.
1579
01:46:28,930 --> 01:46:29,733
Countdown!
1580
01:46:30,634 --> 01:46:31,592
Allright bring it in.
1581
01:46:33,393 --> 01:46:34,357
You should've stayed home, Brian.
1582
01:46:34,358 --> 01:46:35,620
You're going to ruin it for all of us.
1583
01:46:35,621 --> 01:46:38,748
Yeah you're expelled,
you've no chance of making jv.
1584
01:46:38,949 --> 01:46:41,464
Hey! I've seen these
two cats meow...
1585
01:46:41,465 --> 01:46:43,320
and it's about to be
a fancy feast tonight.
1586
01:46:43,321 --> 01:46:44,463
You plan on bringing the thunder?
1587
01:46:44,764 --> 01:46:45,562
You know it.
1588
01:46:45,563 --> 01:46:46,733
Good enough for me.
1589
01:46:47,034 --> 01:46:47,904
Jenny.
1590
01:46:48,105 --> 01:46:50,670
Well, now that you've all
worked out your feelings...
1591
01:46:50,671 --> 01:46:52,726
are you ready to kick some ass?
1592
01:46:52,926 --> 01:46:53,926
Hoo yeah!
1593
01:47:40,700 --> 01:47:41,800
We're pinned down on the left.
1594
01:48:05,800 --> 01:48:06,800
Yeah!
1595
01:48:07,498 --> 01:48:10,397
Fry my circuits! D and
Matrix just grabbed the case.
1596
01:48:10,698 --> 01:48:14,372
Bust out your butts and
putt butt bibbs on these butts, zoners.
1597
01:48:14,373 --> 01:48:16,302
Because this gambo is bubble.
1598
01:48:17,303 --> 01:48:19,956
Please, grabbing the case is the easy part.
1599
01:48:20,157 --> 01:48:22,553
Let's see how these butts
do on the long walk back.
1600
01:48:32,515 --> 01:48:34,627
How crowdass that kid can play
1601
01:48:35,728 --> 01:48:36,836
I hate that kid.
1602
01:48:56,282 --> 01:48:58,423
Bullion! Underclassmen draw first blood!
1603
01:48:58,524 --> 01:49:01,297
Law, it looks like your
ex girlfriend and arch rival
1604
01:49:01,298 --> 01:49:04,070
are really kicking
your team's ass.
1605
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:18,700
Brian!
1606
01:49:35,024 --> 01:49:36,945
Jenny Matrix has almost done.
1607
01:49:37,346 --> 01:49:39,821
These underclassmen are
one point away from
1608
01:49:39,822 --> 01:49:42,295
the biggest upset in
clan tryout's history.
1609
01:49:42,296 --> 01:49:43,875
And that's not all, shotbot.
1610
01:49:43,976 --> 01:49:46,724
Another round like that and Brian D
1611
01:49:46,725 --> 01:49:49,372
could actually get back in to vghs.
1612
01:49:49,673 --> 01:49:50,863
How's that do ya, Law?
1613
01:49:53,364 --> 01:49:54,545
He's gone.
1614
01:49:55,546 --> 01:49:56,496
He left.
1615
01:50:03,370 --> 01:50:04,499
Alright, you three left flank.
1616
01:50:04,800 --> 01:50:06,053
Everyone else, with me.
1617
01:50:06,754 --> 01:50:07,562
This is it g...
1618
01:50:07,563 --> 01:50:09,180
The Law has entered the game.
1619
01:50:09,281 --> 01:50:10,670
Wait, the Law?
1620
01:50:10,871 --> 01:50:11,994
Game over man!
1621
01:50:12,095 --> 01:50:13,847
Game all over our faces!
1622
01:50:13,948 --> 01:50:15,224
Okay, everybody calm down!
1623
01:50:15,225 --> 01:50:17,116
Don't panic, as long
as we keep our head...
1624
01:50:17,817 --> 01:50:18,988
Headshot
1625
01:50:20,489 --> 01:50:21,626
Law ready for this?
1626
01:50:22,027 --> 01:50:23,194
Run!
1627
01:51:03,479 --> 01:51:07,671
Yowza! Lesson learned, hell
hath no fury like a Law scorned!
1628
01:51:26,013 --> 01:51:27,174
I know me some ownage
1629
01:51:27,175 --> 01:51:28,828
but that has got to be one of the
1630
01:51:28,829 --> 01:51:30,481
fastest case grabs I've ever...
1631
01:51:30,482 --> 01:51:32,021
Oh great Carmak's ghost!
1632
01:51:32,022 --> 01:51:33,307
They've scored again!
1633
01:51:34,808 --> 01:51:35,634
Tie game.
1634
01:51:35,635 --> 01:51:37,366
You know what that means Quakesperians!
1635
01:51:37,367 --> 01:51:39,191
It's time for a sudden death!
1636
01:51:39,192 --> 01:51:42,697
3 minutes, no respawns, no mercy.
1637
01:51:42,698 --> 01:51:46,550
Ladies and gentleman, it
does not get better than this.
1638
01:51:46,551 --> 01:51:51,408
Two incredible stories,
one villan of Quakesperian proportions.
1639
01:51:51,409 --> 01:51:54,351
And it all comes down to this final play!
1640
01:51:55,752 --> 01:51:57,723
Jenny, Brian.
1641
01:51:57,824 --> 01:51:59,415
Make it a good one.
1642
01:52:00,316 --> 01:52:01,595
Everybody stop!
1643
01:52:01,696 --> 01:52:03,357
We can still win this thing.
1644
01:52:03,458 --> 01:52:05,688
Get real Matrix, we're done-zo.
1645
01:52:05,689 --> 01:52:07,046
The law is coming.
1646
01:52:07,047 --> 01:52:08,219
For me.
1647
01:52:09,420 --> 01:52:11,233
The law is here because I'm here.
1648
01:52:11,534 --> 01:52:13,563
So I say let him have me.
1649
01:52:13,864 --> 01:52:16,476
You know you're almost
back in school, right?
1650
01:52:16,477 --> 01:52:17,974
I know.
1651
01:52:19,075 --> 01:52:20,369
Alright, here's the plan.
1652
01:52:45,051 --> 01:52:46,240
Law!
1653
01:52:50,980 --> 01:52:52,203
He's mine.
1654
01:53:07,738 --> 01:53:08,724
Jenny.
1655
01:53:08,725 --> 01:53:10,160
Law.
1656
01:53:10,161 --> 01:53:12,170
Awkward...
1657
01:53:12,171 --> 01:53:13,235
So...
1658
01:53:13,536 --> 01:53:15,644
what's happening, captain?
1659
01:53:16,045 --> 01:53:17,386
Should we just shoot each other?
1660
01:53:17,387 --> 01:53:19,663
Oh we could.
1661
01:53:19,664 --> 01:53:23,694
But that won't get you
on varsity know, would it?
1662
01:53:25,195 --> 01:53:26,659
Here's how this is gonna work.
1663
01:53:27,660 --> 01:53:29,340
You're gonna go grab the intel.
1664
01:53:30,341 --> 01:53:33,594
I'm gonna say hi to Brian.
1665
01:53:33,595 --> 01:53:38,548
And... I'll see you at
Varsity practice tomorrow.
1666
01:53:38,549 --> 01:53:40,797
You think I'd be caught
dead on your team?
1667
01:53:43,298 --> 01:53:44,734
Matrix, please!
1668
01:53:46,635 --> 01:53:50,548
I should go before people start talking.
1669
01:54:02,282 --> 01:54:02,992
Hey Brian.
1670
01:54:02,993 --> 01:54:03,882
Argh.
1671
01:54:03,883 --> 01:54:05,070
Argh!
1672
01:54:05,071 --> 01:54:07,519
Jenny just shot me in the back!
1673
01:54:07,520 --> 01:54:09,083
Oh wait no!
1674
01:54:09,084 --> 01:54:10,067
I'm sorry...
1675
01:54:10,068 --> 01:54:11,808
she just stabbed you in the back!
1676
01:54:16,807 --> 01:54:18,071
Really, Brian?
1677
01:54:27,286 --> 01:54:28,886
Really?
1678
01:54:32,357 --> 01:54:35,180
I gotta admire your gumption, kid.
1679
01:54:36,881 --> 01:54:40,827
You really want to play
this game one last time?
1680
01:54:40,828 --> 01:54:42,539
Okay.
1681
01:54:42,540 --> 01:54:44,205
The clock's ticking.
1682
01:54:44,206 --> 01:54:46,297
So why don't you put that
'nade on your nogging
1683
01:54:46,298 --> 01:54:49,442
and we'll put this all
"is anyone on earth
1684
01:54:49,443 --> 01:54:52,586
better than the Law" issue to bed?
1685
01:55:02,898 --> 01:55:03,970
Brian!
1686
01:55:04,671 --> 01:55:05,900
Move the face!
1687
01:55:07,101 --> 01:55:13,058
I'm not the bad guy here.
You were nothing and nobody.
1688
01:55:14,359 --> 01:55:17,215
And then you met me
1689
01:55:17,316 --> 01:55:20,570
and the whole world
gave you a shot.
1690
01:55:21,671 --> 01:55:23,079
And you blew it!
1691
01:55:24,680 --> 01:55:26,636
You proved you're a nothing.
1692
01:55:27,837 --> 01:55:29,016
But surprise!
1693
01:55:29,417 --> 01:55:30,944
Here's your pal The Law
1694
01:55:32,145 --> 01:55:35,106
coming here to give
you one last chance.
1695
01:55:38,607 --> 01:55:43,597
So are you gonna
take it? Come on.
1696
01:55:43,598 --> 01:55:46,430
You've got nothing to lose.
1697
01:55:49,157 --> 01:55:51,110
Almost...
1698
01:57:16,144 --> 01:57:18,251
Law ready for THAT?
1699
01:57:26,005 --> 01:57:27,233
Brian D.
1700
01:57:28,734 --> 01:57:29,805
Congratulations!
1701
01:57:30,306 --> 01:57:33,977
You're once again the
lowest ranked player in VGHS.
1702
01:58:02,935 --> 01:58:04,196
Welcome to the team.
1703
01:58:05,297 --> 01:58:06,353
Thanks.
1704
01:58:08,054 --> 01:58:09,345
I'm sorry about Varsity.
1705
01:58:10,246 --> 01:58:11,420
It's ok.
1706
01:58:12,021 --> 01:58:13,965
I'm happy with what I got.
1707
01:58:25,561 --> 01:58:29,614
Sorry, I was completely unprofessional.
1708
01:58:29,615 --> 01:58:30,616
It's ok.
1709
01:58:31,817 --> 01:58:33,713
I am your captain now, though.
1710
01:58:34,614 --> 01:58:38,408
Oh, right, well... it won't happen again...
1711
01:58:38,409 --> 01:58:39,476
Captain.
1712
01:58:43,901 --> 01:58:47,340
That was your first kiss, wasn't it?
1713
01:58:47,341 --> 01:58:49,155
And my last, cause now I'm going to die
1714
01:58:49,156 --> 01:58:50,979
Brian, it was..
1715
01:58:50,980 --> 01:58:52,303
I'm...
1716
01:59:11,310 --> 01:59:13,435
That was better.
1717
01:59:13,436 --> 01:59:14,502
Good...
1718
01:59:18,602 --> 01:59:20,802
cause that was the last one, right?
1719
01:59:22,971 --> 01:59:24,238
Yeah.
1720
01:59:26,839 --> 01:59:28,890
I hate this school.
1721
01:59:38,833 --> 01:59:40,786
Practice starts tomorrow.
1722
01:59:43,387 --> 01:59:44,605
See you there.
1723
01:59:44,606 --> 01:59:45,690
Captain.
1724
01:59:53,277 --> 01:59:55,281
Hey, sorry DK. I'll catch you later.
1725
01:59:55,282 --> 01:59:56,830
Sleep well, young Theodore
1726
01:59:56,831 --> 01:59:58,650
for we drift! At daybreak.
1727
01:59:58,651 --> 01:59:59,741
Oh hey Ted,
1728
01:59:59,742 --> 02:00:01,501
turns like your girlfriend
here is quite a rocker.
1729
02:00:01,902 --> 02:00:03,498
She can learn a thing or two.
1730
02:00:03,899 --> 02:00:04,958
I'm sure she is, dad.
1731
02:00:04,959 --> 02:00:07,022
She's pretty awesome at everything.
1732
02:00:07,523 --> 02:00:09,885
Ted you can play cool all you want,
but we both know at the end of the day...
1733
02:00:09,886 --> 02:00:11,117
Hey look, it's Brian!
1734
02:00:12,118 --> 02:00:13,692
Oh, see you later pops!
1735
02:00:18,593 --> 02:00:20,114
Brian freaking D!
1736
02:00:23,015 --> 02:00:24,602
Congratulations Brian.
1737
02:00:24,603 --> 02:00:26,018
I knew you'd make it back!
1738
02:00:26,019 --> 02:00:27,387
Roommates forever!
1739
02:00:27,388 --> 02:00:29,062
Thanks guys.
1740
02:00:29,063 --> 02:00:30,271
Wow, you've made your teams!
1741
02:00:30,272 --> 02:00:32,156
Yes, she melted my old man's face off...
1742
02:00:32,157 --> 02:00:33,103
literaly.
1743
02:00:33,104 --> 02:00:34,780
Oh no, not literaly.
1744
02:00:34,781 --> 02:00:37,650
But I did really well.
So did Ted.
1745
02:00:37,651 --> 02:00:39,643
Put your jacket on,
let's get some victory pizzas!
1746
02:00:39,644 --> 02:00:43,643
Pizza sounds great right about now.123682
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