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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,676 - Mornin', Albert. - Good morning. 2 00:00:24,760 --> 00:00:26,040 Tessie. 3 00:01:49,000 --> 00:01:51,280 What the hell kind of game is this, Fagin? 4 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:01,236 Well done, you. Yes. You outfoxed the old fox. 5 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:04,036 All them drills in your tender years paid off perfect. 6 00:02:04,120 --> 00:02:05,156 What are you playing at? 7 00:02:05,240 --> 00:02:09,556 I'm just taking my morning constitutional maintenance of health. 8 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:11,156 At my years, it's vital, 9 00:02:11,240 --> 00:02:15,036 so I take a daily amble down here to Darius' gaff. 10 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,596 Who did you think was gonna open that door? 11 00:02:17,680 --> 00:02:18,756 Darius is in prison. 12 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,840 Hello, Dodger. Been a few years. 13 00:02:21,960 --> 00:02:22,956 Who's this? 14 00:02:23,040 --> 00:02:25,600 Don't remember me? It's Monks. 15 00:02:26,800 --> 00:02:27,840 Monks? 16 00:02:49,640 --> 00:02:52,040 Hey, gentlemen! 17 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,116 You've blown away your old gripes. Are we all friends again? 18 00:02:56,200 --> 00:02:58,876 What's this murdering bastard doing here, Fagin? 19 00:02:58,960 --> 00:03:01,236 This is the man who tried to murder his own brother! 20 00:03:01,320 --> 00:03:03,560 Half-brother. Half-brother. 21 00:03:04,080 --> 00:03:05,756 And to be fair, was that so wrong? 22 00:03:05,840 --> 00:03:09,396 I mean, Oliver Twist was always such an insufferable little prat. 23 00:03:09,480 --> 00:03:12,440 At least Monks here had the tenacity to give it a shot. 24 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,520 I heard you got scragged in Canada. 25 00:03:17,600 --> 00:03:21,240 They tried hard enough, just not quite long enough. 26 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:24,800 Joy for me is, they ain't allowed to hang me twice. 27 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:29,516 But I heard youse escaped prison nigh on 15 years ago. 28 00:03:29,600 --> 00:03:32,596 Escaped convict playing doctors now. 29 00:03:32,680 --> 00:03:34,840 That's gotta be an issue were it ever discovered. 30 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,400 Now, oi! Now... 31 00:03:39,440 --> 00:03:41,196 Before you extinguish each other, 32 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,196 I think there is a little encouragement I should offer. 33 00:03:45,280 --> 00:03:48,916 Now, for some time, I have been rummaging up a gambit 34 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:51,640 that I was gonna surprise you with for your birthday. 35 00:03:55,120 --> 00:03:56,680 When is my birthday? 36 00:03:58,440 --> 00:04:00,160 I don't know. The upshot being 37 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,716 that we, me, you and Mr. Monks here, 38 00:04:02,800 --> 00:04:04,396 end up considerably richer 39 00:04:04,480 --> 00:04:07,840 than that miserable little biddy sitting in Buckingham Palace. 40 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,880 Don't let me see him again. 41 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:16,080 'Cause if I do, he's dead. 42 00:04:22,880 --> 00:04:25,480 That didn't go as bad as I thought it might. 43 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,516 He'll come around. 44 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:30,640 Now, show me these explosives. 45 00:04:30,760 --> 00:04:34,636 The explosives are stuck in Customs 'cause you got Darius bunged in prison. 46 00:04:34,720 --> 00:04:35,956 Right. 47 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:40,520 I think it's time a kindly benefactor interceded on his behalf. 48 00:04:41,720 --> 00:04:44,876 Thursday is your big day, isn't it? 49 00:04:44,960 --> 00:04:46,596 Who are you facing? 50 00:04:46,680 --> 00:04:48,360 Judge Micawber. 51 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:50,400 Shame. 52 00:04:51,640 --> 00:04:54,280 And all because I rogered Gaines' wife. 53 00:04:56,360 --> 00:05:01,236 I've shackled a hundred wives in my time. Never a problem, until her. 54 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:03,636 I'm glad I never shackled that woman. 55 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,480 Not that I would or could, being a man of God. 56 00:05:07,280 --> 00:05:10,036 You never can tell what's gonna get you in the end, can you? 57 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:11,800 Well, in your case, the rope. 58 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:15,160 Positive side is, it'll happen quickly. 59 00:05:17,280 --> 00:05:18,956 I am grateful for that. 60 00:05:19,040 --> 00:05:23,196 The neck snaps, bit of a shudder, 61 00:05:23,280 --> 00:05:26,596 eyes bulge, a little more shudder, 62 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,596 and then, you will be at peace. 63 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:30,636 Yeah, I've seen how it works. 64 00:05:30,720 --> 00:05:34,756 Mind you, you've got a thick neck. 65 00:05:34,840 --> 00:05:38,316 Might not snap immediately. It can take a while. 66 00:05:38,400 --> 00:05:40,796 You are an enormous comfort to me. 67 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:44,600 Well, let us pray for a quick snap and a shudder. 68 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:51,276 Dear Lord, we pray for our friend, Darius Cracksworth, 69 00:05:51,360 --> 00:05:54,476 who erred in the way of the trouser 70 00:05:54,560 --> 00:06:00,156 and we beseech Thee for a quick snap and a shudder. 71 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:02,120 - Amen. - Amen. 72 00:06:02,240 --> 00:06:05,916 It's such a shame, Your Honour, to see a man like Mr. Cracksworth, 73 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:09,116 who has personally done so much for the cause of women 74 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:11,436 and normally have such impeccable moral standards, 75 00:06:11,520 --> 00:06:14,636 reduced by such a small priapic lapse. 76 00:06:14,720 --> 00:06:18,916 I trust you are not about to bribe me. 77 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:23,156 What, and risk destroying my chances of becoming a free man in 18 short years? 78 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:24,236 No, sir. 79 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:26,436 The integrity of the law is sacrosanct, 80 00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:30,396 which is why I sought you out as an incorruptible learned man. 81 00:06:30,480 --> 00:06:35,720 I was wondering if you knew anything about the value of precious rubies. 82 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:48,120 Drop me off up the road a little! I need to buy some items. 83 00:06:48,640 --> 00:06:49,676 No, you don't. 84 00:06:49,760 --> 00:06:52,036 You're going to the hospital to see your paramour. 85 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,036 - I am not. - Yes, you are. 86 00:06:54,120 --> 00:06:55,996 I've followed you. 87 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:59,160 It's all right, I won't tell. I think it's terribly exciting. 88 00:07:00,240 --> 00:07:02,116 It is a little. 89 00:07:02,200 --> 00:07:05,600 - Please, not a word. - Sister's promise. 90 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:07,636 And I know you've been kissed before. 91 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:08,876 Do you just? 92 00:07:08,960 --> 00:07:11,956 I've only ever kissed Dr. Sneed and he was unconscious at the time 93 00:07:12,040 --> 00:07:14,076 and his lips were swollen. 94 00:07:14,160 --> 00:07:17,276 I didn't feel any real butterflies. Is that normal? 95 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,676 It is often the case when kissing comatose people. 96 00:07:19,760 --> 00:07:21,640 I've been practicing on a banana. 97 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,076 What, exactly, on a banana? 98 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:28,320 Kissing. It is sort of the same shape as a lip. 99 00:07:29,120 --> 00:07:30,116 Why? 100 00:07:30,200 --> 00:07:33,476 Because, in the next few days, a ship will arrive with a man on it. 101 00:07:33,560 --> 00:07:36,876 Yes, not uncommon in a harbour town, where men outnumber us eight to one. 102 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:40,156 One man in particular. He's with the Bank of Great Britain, 103 00:07:40,240 --> 00:07:42,876 and by all reports, someone of outstanding virtue. 104 00:07:42,960 --> 00:07:46,476 Mother said she is happy to see me marry, even if it means me going away, 105 00:07:46,560 --> 00:07:49,236 and Father said he's prepared to offer a very generous dowry. 106 00:07:49,320 --> 00:07:51,116 - He might be a perfect bore. - Please. 107 00:07:51,200 --> 00:07:53,196 Belle, you're speaking about the man I love. 108 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:59,036 If the virtuous man from the Bank of Great Britain kisses you, 109 00:07:59,120 --> 00:08:01,396 you will know if he's the one for you. 110 00:08:01,480 --> 00:08:04,160 It will feel like nothing else on this earth. 111 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:10,920 We have to stop. 112 00:08:12,760 --> 00:08:15,640 - Yes, of course. - They will suspect. 113 00:08:16,720 --> 00:08:18,120 Mmm. 114 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:22,640 Later. 115 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:27,436 If you've finished looking for bandages, 116 00:08:27,520 --> 00:08:30,036 they've vanished, along with stethoscopes and scalpels. 117 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,120 And there's a patient needing attention. 118 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:49,200 I have this tonic for Mr. Cracksworth from the young doctor. 119 00:08:50,200 --> 00:08:52,556 Keep him nice and chipper for when he hangs. 120 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:54,560 Makes it more enjoyable for the crowd. 121 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:11,760 Oh, for a pistol or a blade! 122 00:09:13,880 --> 00:09:17,876 I'm sharing this place with enough vermin already. 123 00:09:17,960 --> 00:09:21,600 Hurtful. I'll shuffle off then, will I? 124 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:24,476 Let me walk you out. 125 00:09:24,560 --> 00:09:28,120 I was gonna offer you a dusting of hope, but I can see I'm not wanted. 126 00:09:29,400 --> 00:09:30,680 What hope? 127 00:09:40,280 --> 00:09:42,200 Have you known many women in the past? 128 00:09:43,960 --> 00:09:47,236 Why, yes, I have known many women. 129 00:09:47,320 --> 00:09:48,480 I see women every day. 130 00:09:49,720 --> 00:09:53,520 No, I mean in a physical way. 131 00:09:56,880 --> 00:09:57,880 Yes. 132 00:09:58,720 --> 00:10:04,840 No, I mean, have you had congress with another woman? 133 00:10:07,640 --> 00:10:08,636 I'm not judging. 134 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:11,996 What happened in the past is your business. 135 00:10:12,080 --> 00:10:15,196 - But have you? - Had congress? 136 00:10:15,280 --> 00:10:16,880 Mmm. 137 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:19,480 Do you mean sex? 138 00:10:21,160 --> 00:10:23,436 Yes, I suppose so. 139 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:25,240 Well, then, yes, many times. 140 00:10:26,880 --> 00:10:28,120 Oh. 141 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:31,280 I was a sailor. 142 00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:36,040 - And also, I am 28. - Right. 143 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:41,200 So, I'm just another one of many, am I? 144 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:43,920 Well, no. 145 00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:48,120 'Cause we haven't had congress. 146 00:10:50,400 --> 00:10:51,480 Fine. 147 00:10:53,240 --> 00:10:54,316 Fine. No, fine. 148 00:10:54,400 --> 00:10:58,436 I just needed to be clear 149 00:10:58,520 --> 00:11:02,760 if I was wasting my time, and... Um... 150 00:11:04,640 --> 00:11:06,440 Fine, I see that I am. 151 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:09,196 Hang on. What happened to the not judging part? 152 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:11,120 Who's judging? I'm not judging. 153 00:11:12,520 --> 00:11:17,040 But you do need to know that it will not happen unless I'm married. 154 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,076 Yeah, that's not very likely then, is it? 155 00:11:23,160 --> 00:11:25,120 Why? Am I not worthy of congress? 156 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,320 The world will never allow us to marry, Belle. 157 00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:34,160 You are the Governor's daughter. 158 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:38,080 You misjudge my family. 159 00:11:39,440 --> 00:11:43,840 My mother is your greatest supporter. She fought for you to get this job. 160 00:11:43,960 --> 00:11:45,200 She'll support me, 161 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:48,280 if I'm not to be one of many. 162 00:11:54,120 --> 00:11:57,400 You have unnerved me more than any other woman I have ever met. 163 00:12:02,320 --> 00:12:04,200 Is that a good thing? 164 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:13,320 You fill me with equal parts joy and dread. 165 00:12:17,040 --> 00:12:18,320 Damn you. 166 00:12:19,680 --> 00:12:20,680 Same. 167 00:12:22,680 --> 00:12:23,960 "Damn you" right back. 168 00:12:28,240 --> 00:12:30,396 Went to the hospital this morning. 169 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:32,836 We're considering setting up a clinic for women. 170 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:34,596 Sterling idea, darling. 171 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,196 That surgeon there is quite brilliant. 172 00:12:37,280 --> 00:12:40,116 You clearly can't be talking about the professor. 173 00:12:40,200 --> 00:12:42,876 But Rainsford Sneed seems up to the task. 174 00:12:42,960 --> 00:12:46,120 No, the other one, Jack Dawkins. 175 00:12:47,800 --> 00:12:48,876 Jack Dawkins. 176 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:52,600 Well, he didn't exactly cover himself in glory at the dinner. 177 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:55,916 Perhaps we should invite him again. 178 00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:59,836 He seemed very apologetic and quite personable. 179 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:02,076 Is this the same personable man 180 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:04,996 who challenged another guest to a fist fight over the soup, 181 00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:07,156 and then followed it up with a duel? 182 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:08,876 So I think he's much changed. 183 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:11,796 - Anything that I should... - No. 184 00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:16,796 Right. Your other daughter wants us to organise an intimate dinner 185 00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,836 for this chap from the Bank of Great Britain. 186 00:13:18,920 --> 00:13:20,516 Can't wait. 187 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,476 Yes, well, he does come with the most impeccable credentials. 188 00:13:23,560 --> 00:13:26,956 An Eton man. Not a bad word to be said about him. 189 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:30,556 And the Bank certainly wouldn't entrust a shipment of gold back to London 190 00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:32,996 to a man of lesser quality. 191 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:38,116 And if he's prepared to marry our Fanny, then all to the good? 192 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:44,400 Mmm. Then it would seem both our daughters have their eyes cast on personable men. 193 00:13:48,920 --> 00:13:49,916 All right. 194 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:54,440 Slow down. Aputi, slow down. It's very fragile. 195 00:13:54,560 --> 00:13:58,116 Now, Timmy knocked it up. 196 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,116 Let me show you. You hold that. 197 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:05,676 Now you're gonna lower that through the hole, hook it, and then, reel it. 198 00:14:05,760 --> 00:14:06,800 Reel it in. 199 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:11,076 Aputi, you're a former whaler. 200 00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:13,476 Why am I teaching you how to hook a bloody fish? 201 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:17,516 - Why can't we just go in the front door? - Because the manhole is up there. 202 00:14:17,600 --> 00:14:19,796 Now, you're gonna squeeze into the ceiling space, 203 00:14:19,880 --> 00:14:22,600 drop that through the hole, hook it... It's simple. 204 00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:25,636 Now, come on. The sun will be up in a minute. 205 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:27,400 What's that stupid contraption? 206 00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:32,400 Hello, Redfordshire. 207 00:14:32,520 --> 00:14:34,800 Running late 'cause of your little squawker? 208 00:14:35,440 --> 00:14:38,796 Keira's with her aunties. This will never work. 209 00:14:38,880 --> 00:14:40,480 How strong is this rope? 210 00:15:02,880 --> 00:15:04,080 Did you hear that? 211 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:11,040 I definitely heard something. 212 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:16,680 Who is there? 213 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,160 Look up, for God's sake! 214 00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:33,676 I am telling you, I saw what I saw, Captain, 215 00:15:33,760 --> 00:15:35,360 and I scarce believe it. 216 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:41,076 Am I to understand there has been a theft? 217 00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:42,916 No. Not at all. 218 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:46,280 I'm sharing a vision most splendid with you, Captain. 219 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:51,036 Now, this morning, in the wee hours, around 5:00 a.m., 220 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:53,200 He spaked to me. 221 00:15:54,120 --> 00:15:55,156 Who spaked? 222 00:15:55,240 --> 00:15:56,236 Him. 223 00:15:56,320 --> 00:16:00,356 Thusly, in a deep manly voice, saying unto me, 224 00:16:00,440 --> 00:16:02,200 "Look up, for God's sake!" 225 00:16:02,880 --> 00:16:06,116 And behold, I saw an angel. 226 00:16:06,200 --> 00:16:10,036 Arms outstretched, ascending to the very heavens. 227 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,240 I take it, the altar wine was all finished? 228 00:16:13,360 --> 00:16:18,120 I would've thought the same thing, unless I'd seen it with my own eyes. 229 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:22,556 I never really bought what I preached. 230 00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:26,196 I was really drawn to the priesthood because of a gambling debt. 231 00:16:26,280 --> 00:16:28,436 Free accommodation and the cassocks. 232 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,360 Until this morning. 233 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:35,680 I am a great believer that all destiny is guided. 234 00:16:36,920 --> 00:16:38,916 I take it there was no witness to this miracle? 235 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:44,076 As it happens, I was giving comfort to one Molly Crutchley at the time. 236 00:16:44,160 --> 00:16:48,356 She saw St. Coccyx ascend. She will bear witness. 237 00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:52,480 St. Coccyx. The name is familiar. 238 00:16:53,320 --> 00:16:57,640 I wonder why St. Coccyx wanted his relic back at 5:00 a.m.? 239 00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,916 She. 240 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,196 St. Coccyx was a very holy woman. 241 00:17:03,280 --> 00:17:07,156 I think she knew it was time that the relic and the rubies... 242 00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:09,636 Rubies? Were they real rubies? 243 00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:12,200 God would not accept cheap jewellery. 244 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:18,280 Describe the angel. 245 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,560 Something a little less sharp, I think, Rotty. 246 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:54,236 He sliced my throat with a knife. 247 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:56,640 - This one. - Thank you. 248 00:17:57,720 --> 00:18:02,556 Darius, how about we make things all nice again? 249 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,320 Yeah, how about chopping yer own neck off? 250 00:18:08,480 --> 00:18:09,560 And? 251 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:15,556 Sorry for, uh, slashing your throat. 252 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:20,440 Lovely. Nice. Now we can all be friends again. 253 00:18:21,520 --> 00:18:24,640 Your heads is as empty as the kegs after payday. 254 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:30,876 So, I suppose I'm in your debt. 255 00:18:30,960 --> 00:18:33,160 Oh, yes. Heavily, I'd say. 256 00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:36,720 What do you want? 257 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:39,720 Stop, driver! 258 00:18:51,400 --> 00:18:53,076 What is this about, Captain? 259 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:54,956 It is more a question for your daughter 260 00:18:55,040 --> 00:18:57,396 about a recent death at the hospital, milady. 261 00:18:57,480 --> 00:19:00,076 Why on earth would my daughter know anything about that? 262 00:19:00,160 --> 00:19:04,236 Because she helped deliver a bastard child the other night. 263 00:19:04,320 --> 00:19:06,276 - She what? - No, I didn't. 264 00:19:06,360 --> 00:19:07,396 You didn't? 265 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:10,276 I failed to deliver a beautiful baby girl. 266 00:19:10,360 --> 00:19:11,836 Sadly, both mother and child died. 267 00:19:11,920 --> 00:19:14,036 Are you quite certain the mother was dead? 268 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:17,676 No second thoughts on that question with the benefit of reflection? 269 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,636 I know a dead body when I see one. I admit I do struggle in your case. 270 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:22,716 Drive on. 271 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:26,440 I thought you were rolling bandages and reading to the unfortunates. 272 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,800 Driver, take Lady Belle home. 273 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:41,276 Mr. O'Grady here has an intestinal worm that's feeding off of everything he eats. 274 00:19:41,360 --> 00:19:43,396 - So, what will you do? - Nothing. 275 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:45,916 Don't feed him for two days, then lower his trousers, 276 00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,956 place a large piece of rotting meat down wind 277 00:19:48,040 --> 00:19:49,716 and point his shithole towards it. 278 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:51,720 The worm will figure which way to go. 279 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:55,640 Milady. 280 00:20:12,760 --> 00:20:18,196 My daughter is greatly taken by your surgical skills, Dr. Dawkins. 281 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:19,880 Well, she's very gifted herself. 282 00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:23,716 She's very interested in all things anatomical. 283 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,920 So I'm beginning to understand. 284 00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:32,600 I invested a great deal of energy and time to place you here. 285 00:20:33,640 --> 00:20:37,036 And I'm enormously grateful, ma'am. 286 00:20:37,120 --> 00:20:40,596 And I can see that you're a gifted surgeon 287 00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,600 and an asset to this hospital and town. 288 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:50,040 And I will support you in that role. 289 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,760 Thank you again, milady. 290 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,716 It is, however, an entirely different matter 291 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:02,360 of someone of your station and background to spend time with my daughter, 292 00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:05,440 whose bloodline goes back to the Conqueror. 293 00:21:07,520 --> 00:21:09,476 At the risk of sounding blunt, 294 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:15,440 we are pursuing a suitable partner for Belle in marriage, Doctor. 295 00:21:17,520 --> 00:21:20,000 It's not about mindless infatuation. 296 00:21:21,920 --> 00:21:23,840 Am I making myself clear? 297 00:21:24,480 --> 00:21:27,076 - You are beginning to. - Good. 298 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,076 Lady Belle will stay away from the hospital 299 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:31,556 and she will marry someone of status and wealth, 300 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,200 not a glorified butcher. 301 00:21:35,080 --> 00:21:37,076 And what if she doesn't agree with this view? 302 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:40,116 You will not speak a word of this to my daughter 303 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,040 or your time here will be finished, do you understand? 304 00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:47,120 So, I have no say in this? 305 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,840 What am I expected to do when she turns up here at the hospital? 306 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,076 Perhaps follow the same advice you gave to the intestinal worm 307 00:21:58,160 --> 00:22:00,440 and encourage her to leave. 308 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:07,596 You do realise that what you're proposing is impossible? 309 00:22:07,680 --> 00:22:08,756 I hear that a lot. 310 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:12,556 Gaines has eyes on you every hour of the day. 311 00:22:12,640 --> 00:22:15,156 - And me, too, now. - Right. 312 00:22:15,240 --> 00:22:19,476 And I need you as the newly returned government's Customs Officer 313 00:22:19,560 --> 00:22:21,476 to do me two wincy things. 314 00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:26,436 First, a crate of, shall we say, "explosive matter," 315 00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,036 sent over here by me dear Auntie Beatrix 316 00:22:29,120 --> 00:22:32,440 sits on your wharf and I have need of it, right? 317 00:22:34,360 --> 00:22:35,516 And the second thing? 318 00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:40,116 In two weeks' time, when HMS Fortitude sets sail from the harbour, 319 00:22:40,200 --> 00:22:43,676 bound for the Blessed Mother, I'll need you to arrange another vessel 320 00:22:43,760 --> 00:22:47,520 to take me clean away from this armpit of a place. 321 00:23:09,000 --> 00:23:11,280 All right. What are we doing? 322 00:23:15,640 --> 00:23:16,640 Appendectomy. 323 00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:21,116 I read that if you use a reverse cut... 324 00:23:21,200 --> 00:23:23,960 I have it, thanks. I don't need your help with this one. 325 00:23:25,720 --> 00:23:26,716 Perhaps I can... 326 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,480 I really don't have time to train you today. 327 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:31,320 To train me? 328 00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:39,276 So, you are doing an abdominal surgery, Hetty here is spraying to avoid infection. 329 00:23:39,360 --> 00:23:43,196 Everyone in the room who introduced ether and carbolic acid to this hospital, 330 00:23:43,280 --> 00:23:44,360 raise your hand. 331 00:23:45,360 --> 00:23:48,640 Oh. Right, that would be me. 332 00:23:49,200 --> 00:23:50,556 Are you done trying to prove 333 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,836 that you're far superior to everybody in this room 334 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:55,920 or may I be allowed to continue with this surgery? 335 00:23:57,800 --> 00:23:59,040 What's gotten into you? 336 00:24:04,080 --> 00:24:06,196 Hetty, please show the Governor's daughter out, 337 00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,600 I prefer to work alone today, thank you. 338 00:24:23,200 --> 00:24:25,480 Sod off, the bloody lot of you! Go on! 339 00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,516 What just happened in there? 340 00:24:41,600 --> 00:24:43,556 - Nothing. - No, that wasn't nothing. 341 00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,076 You just tried to humiliate me in front of people. 342 00:24:46,160 --> 00:24:48,476 Then you are getting a good sense of how my lot feel 343 00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:50,116 when your lot deign speak to us. 344 00:24:50,200 --> 00:24:52,636 I shouldn't have to apologise for my station 345 00:24:52,720 --> 00:24:54,236 any more than you should for yours. 346 00:24:54,320 --> 00:24:57,280 My station? That matters, does it? 347 00:24:59,720 --> 00:25:02,680 What happened to me unnerving you? 348 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:04,840 Hmm? 349 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,440 That's the problem, isn't it? 350 00:25:12,240 --> 00:25:14,316 This is all far too complicated 351 00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:16,960 and I have simply realised that I am more comfortable 352 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,360 unattached, with nothing to tie me down or distract me from my work. 353 00:25:28,120 --> 00:25:29,120 Fine. 354 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:32,840 Fine. 355 00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:35,640 Fine. 356 00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:38,316 Leaves me free 357 00:25:38,400 --> 00:25:41,040 for a fuller relationship with someone less morally loose. 358 00:25:57,480 --> 00:25:58,880 Is all well, darling? 359 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,080 Yes, fine. Fine! 360 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:06,120 What exactly are you doing? 361 00:26:07,040 --> 00:26:09,116 Oh, I think I'm going to burn them, 362 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:12,276 as I'm tired of looking at pictures of stupid men's heads on the walls. 363 00:26:12,360 --> 00:26:13,916 Leave them be, please. 364 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,076 Why have people who make our lives a misery 365 00:26:16,160 --> 00:26:18,160 stare at us from the walls all day? 366 00:26:19,200 --> 00:26:21,200 It's better than talking to them. 367 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,520 So, now you'll be a partner? 368 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:29,556 What is all this stuff? 369 00:26:29,640 --> 00:26:30,956 Recent acquisitions. 370 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,916 May I ask what has brought about this wonderous change of heart? 371 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:36,960 Doesn't matter. There's nothing here for me anymore. 372 00:26:37,640 --> 00:26:41,756 This calls for a celebratory libation. 373 00:26:41,840 --> 00:26:45,600 - Is this all hospital stuff? - No, it's from everywhere. 374 00:26:48,440 --> 00:26:52,076 - Oh! That's got a cheeky bite. - That's surgical alcohol. 375 00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,920 Is it? It's lovely. Medicinal. 376 00:26:55,800 --> 00:26:57,680 Healing from the insides. 377 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:02,840 Now, bend your lugholes this way. 378 00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,196 A sealed chest is currently making its way here 379 00:27:07,280 --> 00:27:10,436 under heavy guard from the gold fields of Ballarat 380 00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:11,996 bound for Good Old Blighty, 381 00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:16,916 whereupon it'll be turned into coinage featuring the snooty bonce of hers truly. 382 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:19,316 But it will never make it. 383 00:27:19,400 --> 00:27:20,800 Three lady's parasols? 384 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:23,836 - Why, you ask? Why? - I didn't. 385 00:27:23,920 --> 00:27:26,396 Because we, me, you, and a hand-selected team, 386 00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,236 are gonna steal the gold shipment 387 00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,000 from right underneath their upturned sneeze boxes. 388 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,640 How long have these been in here? It's disgusting. 389 00:27:36,360 --> 00:27:37,876 Are these the missing bandages? 390 00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:40,916 I needed something to wrap the meat. Are you listening to me? 391 00:27:41,000 --> 00:27:44,280 We're gonna grab the gold before it journeys back to London. 392 00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:45,996 That's my scalpel. 393 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:47,836 I needed it to cut my porky bags. 394 00:27:47,920 --> 00:27:50,276 You're not giving due weight to what I'm saying. 395 00:27:50,360 --> 00:27:51,360 I heard you. 396 00:27:52,080 --> 00:27:56,756 You plan on knocking off a large shipment of gold and you want my help stealing it. 397 00:27:56,840 --> 00:27:58,596 Yeah, that's about the measure of it. 398 00:27:58,680 --> 00:28:01,796 The same level of difficulty as robbing the Bank of Great Britain. 399 00:28:01,880 --> 00:28:03,356 No, it's bigger, 400 00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:07,440 and the planning has been in my brain's workhouse for well over a year now. 401 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,556 You didn't run into me here by accident, did you? 402 00:28:17,640 --> 00:28:20,480 I can't tell you the ructions I went through 403 00:28:20,600 --> 00:28:22,316 to get myself transported here. 404 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:23,716 Deliberately getting arrested. 405 00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:25,876 Now, that went against me nature, I can tell ya. 406 00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:27,676 What possessed you? 407 00:28:27,760 --> 00:28:30,080 - You could've died on the way over here. - Yeah. 408 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:32,800 I needed you. 409 00:28:34,160 --> 00:28:36,356 My dream is to make me and you 410 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:39,676 richer than all the toffs who have made our lives such a misery 411 00:28:39,760 --> 00:28:41,636 over the passage of years. 412 00:28:41,720 --> 00:28:43,280 And I've got a foolproof plan. 413 00:28:44,280 --> 00:28:45,720 Concocted by a fool. 414 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:48,840 I admire your enthusiasm. 415 00:29:03,640 --> 00:29:05,036 Afternoon, Doctor. 416 00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:07,080 - Belle. - Hetty. 417 00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,676 So sorry to worry you. Can I have a moment, please? 418 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:11,640 - Of course. - Belle, can I have a word? 419 00:29:14,720 --> 00:29:15,800 Belle. 420 00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:25,596 What would you think about a ward solely for women? 421 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,796 Where all women and their children were welcome 422 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:29,480 and seen only by women. 423 00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:33,196 - I think it would be wonderful. - Yes. 424 00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:36,556 And I think I know the place. The south ward. 425 00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,516 That's Dr. Dawkins' ward. 426 00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:41,600 Oh, is it? He'll be fine. 427 00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:45,396 - Belle, please may I have a word? - Not now, a bit of a hurry. 428 00:29:45,480 --> 00:29:46,476 I need to talk to you. 429 00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:49,360 Look, whatever this is, can I please not be part of it? 430 00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:53,436 - I need to explain. - No, you already did. 431 00:29:53,520 --> 00:29:57,436 And you were right. So very right. 432 00:29:57,520 --> 00:29:59,316 - I was? - Yes. 433 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:02,356 I was forgetting the real reason I came to this hospital. 434 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,756 To be a surgeon. 435 00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:07,876 And that silliness, whatever that was between us, was ridiculous. 436 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:09,276 And it was getting in the way. 437 00:30:09,360 --> 00:30:11,076 You need to speak with your mother. 438 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:14,276 I speak to her every day. I'm very grateful to you. 439 00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,800 And in the future, it's "Lady Belle." 440 00:30:17,880 --> 00:30:19,880 Fine! Fine! 441 00:30:21,240 --> 00:30:22,360 Fine. 442 00:30:24,080 --> 00:30:29,636 All the pigeons are now neatly perched upon Nelson's stony shoulders. 443 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:40,520 You look like you've seen a ghost. What's wrong? 444 00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:44,160 I think all them pigeons just shat themselves. 445 00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:58,476 Dodge, who in God's terrible universe 446 00:30:58,560 --> 00:31:01,076 did the Bank of Great bloody Britain decide to send here? 447 00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:04,876 - How on earth would I know? - Who is the wettest lettuce of all time? 448 00:31:04,960 --> 00:31:07,760 I don't know, but I am with a patient at the moment. 449 00:31:09,280 --> 00:31:10,640 - No. - Yes. 450 00:31:13,080 --> 00:31:14,396 No. Please, no. 451 00:31:14,480 --> 00:31:15,760 - Yes. - No! 452 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:20,320 That's right. Oliver pissing Twist. 453 00:31:23,800 --> 00:31:25,956 My goose is cooked. He knows everything about us. 454 00:31:26,040 --> 00:31:29,440 And he's so bloody honest. 455 00:31:29,560 --> 00:31:31,116 He would see it as his moral duty 456 00:31:31,200 --> 00:31:33,080 - to send us both to the peelers. - Yes. 457 00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:37,156 - Did he see you? - No. 458 00:31:37,240 --> 00:31:40,916 He was looking in my direction, but I have aged something considerable. 459 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,836 You've looked the same since you were born. 460 00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:44,680 Like a bad piece of taxidermy. 461 00:31:45,880 --> 00:31:46,880 Hurtful. 462 00:31:50,520 --> 00:31:52,840 Sorry, crumbs. 463 00:31:53,480 --> 00:31:54,840 Oliver Twist, Esquire? 464 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,640 Welcome, sir. 465 00:31:58,760 --> 00:32:00,840 Your Excellency, the Governor. 466 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:04,840 Lady Jane. 467 00:32:07,600 --> 00:32:08,840 This must be... 468 00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:11,560 Oh! 469 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:17,800 Forgive me, my breath was momentarily held prisoner. 470 00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,680 See, you told me your daughter was passingly pretty, but this... 471 00:32:24,920 --> 00:32:27,040 ...vision... 472 00:32:28,640 --> 00:32:33,756 Here is a variety of grass that I am just excessively proud of. 473 00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:35,956 - Right. - I wonder, 474 00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,596 could I tell you about its maturation cycle? 475 00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:42,196 Oh, but you must, Excellency, I'm a great admirer of the sod. 476 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,840 Oh, you are? I'll just get a shovel. 477 00:32:45,960 --> 00:32:48,836 If you're lucky, you often see these very big furry animals 478 00:32:48,920 --> 00:32:51,796 moving ever so slowly across the lawns and digging giant holes. 479 00:32:51,880 --> 00:32:54,596 Really? What super fun! What are they called? 480 00:32:54,680 --> 00:32:58,036 I don't know. But they make a terrible mess of Mother's petunias. 481 00:32:58,120 --> 00:33:01,520 They're... Clearly, loam deficient. 482 00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:04,720 Unsuitable for marrows, more's the pity. 483 00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:09,480 Oh. Shame. 484 00:33:10,200 --> 00:33:13,916 Yes, my daughter here is insisting we have a special dinner for you. 485 00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:15,120 - Marvelous. - Yes. 486 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,876 - Now... - I wonder, 487 00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:19,876 I believe I saw from my carriage window, 488 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:23,476 an older man in ragged attire that I might have known from London days. 489 00:33:23,560 --> 00:33:25,716 - You have no idea... - I think his name was Fagin. 490 00:33:25,800 --> 00:33:27,316 Oh, yes. Him. 491 00:33:27,400 --> 00:33:29,880 He works for a surgeon here, a Jack Dawkins. 492 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:36,200 Jack Dawkins is here? I knew him by another name then. 493 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:41,600 I wonder, would it be a terrible imposition to invite Jack to the soirรฉe? 494 00:33:42,400 --> 00:33:44,076 He may not remember you, 495 00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:47,116 but he will remember his half-brother who tried to kill him. 496 00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:51,316 We have invested far too much to back out now. 497 00:33:51,400 --> 00:33:54,116 Besides, it'd be nice to see that nauseating galumpus 498 00:33:54,200 --> 00:33:56,116 turn up in London with an empty gold chest. 499 00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,236 I ain't going near it. 500 00:33:57,320 --> 00:34:00,916 You just have a carriage standing by to take us nice and safe to the ship. 501 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:05,440 It's not like Nolly's gonna be personally standing over the gold all day long. 502 00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,116 As long as he didn't recognise you, 503 00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:10,640 we just keep out of sight and make sure he doesn't see us. 504 00:34:11,520 --> 00:34:13,440 And to hell with the bloody lot of them. 505 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,676 Now, the Bank has issued me with only two keys. 506 00:34:43,760 --> 00:34:45,316 Both are required to unlock it. 507 00:34:45,400 --> 00:34:47,556 I shall wear one around my neck on all occasions. 508 00:34:47,640 --> 00:34:50,840 And the other, well, I entrust to your good purpose. 509 00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,196 Oh, yes, well, it, too, shall hang around my neck and never leave me. 510 00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:58,040 I shall bathe with it. 511 00:34:58,160 --> 00:35:01,076 I shall sleep with it. It shall be my constant companion. 512 00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:03,276 - Then let's lock the door together. - Yes. 513 00:35:03,360 --> 00:35:06,440 You can rest easy, gentlemen. There will be soldiers everywhere. 514 00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:17,920 He clocked you. 515 00:35:20,600 --> 00:35:22,440 The lettuce? How do you know? 516 00:35:24,120 --> 00:35:25,156 'Cause I've been invited 517 00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,996 back to Government House for dinner tomorrow night. 518 00:35:28,080 --> 00:35:31,280 Oh. This is good. 519 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:35,436 Heaven's opened its pearlies and welcomed us inside. 520 00:35:35,520 --> 00:35:39,476 No, I can't possibly attend. Oliver will get me arrested on the spot. 521 00:35:39,560 --> 00:35:42,476 No, he wouldn't invite you to a feed and squeal on you. 522 00:35:42,560 --> 00:35:44,516 He's a wonderful, decent man. 523 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:47,596 No. This is our moment. You know what this is? 524 00:35:47,680 --> 00:35:51,320 This is Julius Caesar 525 00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,676 riding his wooden horse through the gates of Troy. 526 00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,120 Oliver Twist and the Governor together at the same dinner. 527 00:35:59,360 --> 00:36:01,956 I'm gonna have to bring things forward. 528 00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,640 Now, let me lay it out for you sweet and simple. 529 00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:10,636 Our boy here walks bold as a cockerel up to the front door of Government House 530 00:36:10,720 --> 00:36:12,676 and instead of being booted out on his ear, 531 00:36:12,760 --> 00:36:15,480 he is welcomed in like royalty. 532 00:36:18,200 --> 00:36:19,880 Dr. Dawkins. 533 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:21,796 This is a surprise of sorts. 534 00:36:21,880 --> 00:36:22,996 Dodger? 535 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,360 Well, tickle my cheeks with a goose's feather! 536 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:34,516 Dodge here will mingle virtual unnoticed by the hoi polloi, 537 00:36:34,600 --> 00:36:38,080 making sure he don't draw no attention to himself. 538 00:36:41,160 --> 00:36:44,716 But I'm intrigued as to how a man of your background, Mr. Twist, 539 00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:46,400 met a man of his. 540 00:36:48,200 --> 00:36:50,196 Please, may I have some more? 541 00:36:50,280 --> 00:36:53,596 But of course. Your third helping. 542 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:57,600 I love the crunch of crackling. The whiz and pop in one's mouth. 543 00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,716 Well, this is such an interesting story going back many years. 544 00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:04,880 Eh, Dodger? 545 00:37:06,560 --> 00:37:08,436 I doubt they really want to hear about that. 546 00:37:08,520 --> 00:37:10,516 Probably not. Please don't let me stop you. 547 00:37:10,600 --> 00:37:11,640 I'm most interested. 548 00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:13,720 See, you have an audience. 549 00:37:15,080 --> 00:37:18,836 Well, in a time of great personal turmoil and peril, 550 00:37:18,920 --> 00:37:23,320 this man, but a boy then, took me in, sheltered me, 551 00:37:24,600 --> 00:37:26,000 saved my very life. 552 00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:31,080 But why do you call him "Dodger"? 553 00:37:32,960 --> 00:37:35,516 It's because he dodges all responsibility, I wonder? 554 00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:36,760 Just a jest. 555 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:39,200 I was just very quick. 556 00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:44,200 Oh, dear. Not again, darling. 557 00:37:45,160 --> 00:37:47,560 - One of you medics, do something! - Dear. 558 00:37:49,720 --> 00:37:51,000 Don't touch me. 559 00:37:52,080 --> 00:37:53,840 With your permission, milady. 560 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:59,156 So, I've had these replica keys knocked up by the lovely Tim 561 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:02,196 according to the specifics of our redcoat on the inside, 562 00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:03,996 so that when you snitch the real ones... 563 00:38:04,080 --> 00:38:05,400 From around their necks? 564 00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:07,436 ...you replace them with these. 565 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:09,996 At a dinner party with a dozen people watching me? 566 00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:11,116 Right. 567 00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:12,636 Be easier just to shoot 'em. 568 00:38:12,720 --> 00:38:13,796 Nobody's shooting anyone. 569 00:38:13,880 --> 00:38:16,000 What, you prefer hand-to-hand combat? 570 00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:18,316 Bring 'em just in case. 571 00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:24,036 Now, by 9:30 p.m., all the toffs and these horned swallows 572 00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:27,956 are usually sozzled on port, half asleep in their armchairs, 573 00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:31,676 with dribble oozing out of their snoring noggins. 574 00:38:31,760 --> 00:38:36,156 Oh, no. Damn it. Not tonight. Bloody gout. 575 00:38:36,240 --> 00:38:38,996 Then, I, too, shall restrain myself, Governor. 576 00:38:39,080 --> 00:38:40,640 Water with lemon, please. 577 00:38:44,280 --> 00:38:45,916 I'll need a diversion of some sort. 578 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:47,916 But at precisely the right moment. 579 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:52,436 Then you shall have the mother and uncle of all diversions 580 00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:55,556 because Flashy here will afford you a distraction 581 00:38:55,640 --> 00:38:57,156 to confound all distractions. 582 00:38:57,240 --> 00:39:00,356 Rockets, penny bangers, reds, blues, 583 00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,516 enough fireworks for a Shanghai New Year. 584 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,836 Placed strategic on the right side of the Governor's gaff. 585 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:07,716 They will go off at 10:00 on the knock 586 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:11,156 and the soldiers will hear a commotion that will rattle their bowels 587 00:39:11,240 --> 00:39:12,996 and they will rush off to the right side 588 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:15,916 like dogs chasing a bone, thinking war is upon 'em, 589 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:18,236 leaving the left side open for us. 590 00:39:18,320 --> 00:39:19,396 How long will it go for? 591 00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:21,556 Twenty-five glorious minutes. 592 00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:23,436 That's not long enough for Jack, is it? 593 00:39:23,520 --> 00:39:24,960 To a lesser thief, no. 594 00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:30,276 But for him, enough time to snaffle the keys, disappear into the tunnels, 595 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:34,836 pick the lock on the vault, let us in, you cover the door, we grab the chest, 596 00:39:34,920 --> 00:39:37,880 and we all set sail on the evening tide. 597 00:39:38,800 --> 00:39:39,880 Jack? 598 00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,480 It might just work. 599 00:39:52,080 --> 00:39:53,436 Is Lady Belle all right? 600 00:39:53,520 --> 00:39:55,636 Yes, my daughter, is she... 601 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,276 - She will be fine. - Good. 602 00:39:57,360 --> 00:39:59,000 Women's problems, I fear. 603 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:03,436 - Right, yeah. Of course. - I'm sure she'll be fine. 604 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,360 I apologise. 605 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,360 But I have to speak a truth I can no longer hold inside! 606 00:40:11,520 --> 00:40:16,200 It's only been a day or so, but I must speak the truth. 607 00:40:21,200 --> 00:40:22,316 Yes! 608 00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,836 - A hundred times, yes! - I haven't asked yet. 609 00:40:24,920 --> 00:40:26,196 Sorry, yes, go ahead. 610 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:27,916 What are you doing? Put it out. 611 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,316 It's just a little sparkler. 612 00:40:29,400 --> 00:40:31,716 Your brain's just a little sparkler. 613 00:40:31,800 --> 00:40:34,160 Get rid of it, there's an hour and 50 to go. 614 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,360 Lady Fanny... 615 00:40:48,600 --> 00:40:51,720 We're under attack. It's coming from the town. 616 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,516 - Is it a rebellion? - Quite possibly, sir. 617 00:41:02,600 --> 00:41:04,040 Or the French! 618 00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,876 - Gentlemen, protect your lady folk. - Yes. 619 00:41:05,960 --> 00:41:07,236 Troops, with me. 620 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:08,880 Hurry! 621 00:41:09,720 --> 00:41:10,800 Come, Mr. Sneed... 622 00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,440 What you gonna use, Dodge? 623 00:41:14,760 --> 00:41:18,360 Duck, Play or Switch, or the Fox Pocket Scramble? 624 00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:21,036 No, I think I'll go for the Blind Turtle Stretch. 625 00:41:21,120 --> 00:41:22,160 Take cover, sir. 626 00:41:23,880 --> 00:41:25,800 The colony needs you more than I. 627 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,676 Take me instead, you bastards! 628 00:41:28,760 --> 00:41:31,116 Here, come, sir. You come on with me now. 629 00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:33,676 A minute of fireworks an hour and a half earlier, 630 00:41:33,760 --> 00:41:35,276 a year of planning up the spout. 631 00:41:35,360 --> 00:41:37,680 You have pissed on my vision. 632 00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:40,156 What? 633 00:41:42,200 --> 00:41:43,876 Fixed bayonets! 634 00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:45,800 You're authorised to kill on sight! 635 00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:49,680 If they're here, there's no one guarding Government House. 636 00:41:51,640 --> 00:41:55,036 Flashy, you are a genius. 637 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:58,156 You're a god. You're a weaver of magic. 638 00:41:58,240 --> 00:42:00,796 It's the wrong time. We haven't given Jack enough room. 639 00:42:00,880 --> 00:42:02,556 No, you don't know Dodge. 640 00:42:02,640 --> 00:42:07,240 Now, shift your limbs, you mouldy rogues, it's on! 641 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:09,400 Pardon? What did he say? 642 00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:14,520 What are you gonna use on Oliver? He knows all our moves. 643 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:20,600 Yes, he's our main obstacle. We may need to adapt with him. 644 00:42:29,720 --> 00:42:35,840 Ah. I assume we're here for the same reason. The crackling? 645 00:42:35,960 --> 00:42:39,636 While the ballyhoo is going on, I thought I might snaffle the last of it. 646 00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,960 Exactly the same thought. 647 00:42:42,080 --> 00:42:45,280 Nolly, look, you've got gravy all down yourself. Give me that. 648 00:42:46,680 --> 00:42:49,676 Thank you, Dodge. Still looking after me. 649 00:42:49,760 --> 00:42:52,800 My hands are greasier than a fairground piglet. 650 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:54,120 I'm very proud of you. 651 00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:58,000 You've eschewed a life of unsavouriness for something entirely honourable. 652 00:42:58,840 --> 00:43:01,596 And although we occupy very different stations in life, 653 00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:04,360 I regard you with the affection of a brother. 654 00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:08,400 Right, I should return to the women. 655 00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,356 You did it, Dodge. 656 00:43:32,440 --> 00:43:34,640 Yeah, of course I did. Come on. 657 00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,280 - What? - I'll be damned. 658 00:43:55,080 --> 00:43:56,320 It's a ruse. 659 00:43:58,600 --> 00:44:01,356 How hard was it, Dodge? What moves did you use? 660 00:44:01,440 --> 00:44:03,596 The Swaffling Rooster or the Giddy Squirrel? 661 00:44:03,680 --> 00:44:05,476 More like the Crackling Pushover. 662 00:44:05,560 --> 00:44:06,600 Not familiar. 663 00:44:07,480 --> 00:44:08,960 It was almost too easy. 664 00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:17,200 - No, we've been done! - We have to go now! 665 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,716 Come on. 666 00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:21,760 No! 667 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:28,600 Guards! 668 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:31,236 Fire on any sign of movement. 669 00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:33,636 Where the bloody hell's Monks? 670 00:44:33,720 --> 00:44:35,236 - You go ahead. - Where are you going? 671 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,160 - We've got to get to the boat. - Just go! 672 00:44:40,080 --> 00:44:41,080 Go! 673 00:44:47,840 --> 00:44:50,480 I assume you had something to do with this commotion. 674 00:44:51,920 --> 00:44:54,276 Go away, or I will scream the place down. 675 00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:55,480 Come away with me tonight. 676 00:44:56,160 --> 00:44:58,240 I beg your pardon? 677 00:45:05,520 --> 00:45:06,800 Oh, bugger! 678 00:45:07,920 --> 00:45:09,400 Busy night, Mr. Fagin? 679 00:45:10,840 --> 00:45:12,756 Have you gone completely mad? 680 00:45:12,840 --> 00:45:16,000 Yes. I am completely mad. 681 00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:18,880 I need you. 682 00:45:20,600 --> 00:45:23,316 Yesterday, you seemed to think otherwise. 683 00:45:23,400 --> 00:45:26,876 Yesterday, I spoke with your mother and she told me that I'd ruin your life 684 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,440 and then threatened to ruin mine. 685 00:45:32,800 --> 00:45:34,320 Oh. 686 00:45:37,760 --> 00:45:39,556 And you still want to run away with me? 687 00:45:39,640 --> 00:45:40,760 More than anything. 688 00:45:44,920 --> 00:45:50,240 Belle, when I wake up in the mornings, all I can think of is you. 689 00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:57,120 I close my eyes at night, and there you are. 690 00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:02,880 Belle, I cannot fashion a life without you in it. 691 00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:07,200 Are you telling me you love me, Jack Dawkins? 692 00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:11,516 - I don't know what that means. - You do. 693 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,200 You just said it in your own words. 694 00:46:15,880 --> 00:46:18,396 If you even feel half the way I do about you... 695 00:46:18,480 --> 00:46:19,760 I don't. 696 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:22,600 You don't? 697 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:25,320 I feel it 10 times more. 698 00:46:26,520 --> 00:46:28,676 Then come away with me. 699 00:46:28,760 --> 00:46:31,276 - We can't. - We can. 700 00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:36,240 We can, there is a vessel leaving tonight bound for the Pacific Islands on the tide. 701 00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,956 Couples like us can live there happily. 702 00:46:40,040 --> 00:46:44,280 We can set up our own hospital. You can work as a surgeon there. 703 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:48,960 Why? What is stopping us? 704 00:47:14,160 --> 00:47:15,640 I'm dying, aren't I? 705 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:24,200 Jack? 54979

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