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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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No! You cannot go with us!
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Garfield, I promised Liz a night out
with just the two of us.
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Besides... Uggh!
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You're not allowed in Vito's anymore.
Not after what you did last time.
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-[Odie and Garfield whimper]
-[car starts]
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No, we're not giving up. Wait here.
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-What are those?
-Suction cups.
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I've been saving them for an emergency.
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And right now, not getting to go
to Vito's is an emergency.
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Put one on each paw, and do as I do.
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So, how did he get himself banned
from Vito's?
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I think it was the trick
with the bungee cord.
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Let's see, table eight ordered
a plate of pasta with meat sauce...
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[Garfield laughs]
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...a chicken Parmesan
with a side of penne...
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[Garfield laughs]
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...a plate of spaghetti marinara.
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Hey! Where did all the other dishes go?
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[laughs]
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[groans]
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Uh, could I get an order to go?
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You pasta-pilfering pussycat!
You fettuccine-filching feline!
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[Garfield snickers]
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[Garfield laughs]
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Ahh! The marinara sauce.
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She is perfect. I truly throw myself
into everything I cook.
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-[clang!]
-[Vito gurgling]
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After they hauled Vito out
of the marinara sauce
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and gave him artificial respiration,
he banned Garfield from his restaurant.
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In fact, he banned all animals.
I can't even take Odie in.
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So I guess we won't be seeing Garfield
or Odie at Vito's for a while.
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-[Jon] They wouldn't dare to get in there.
-[both laughing]
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Here you are, Mr. Arbuckle!
Vito's lasagna just for the two of you.
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-Mmm, it smells delicious.
-[Vito] It's because it is delicious.
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[Garfield] Ahh. Vito's lasagna!
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So close and yet so far!
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The lasagna just sits there,
looking delicious, mocking me.
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Allowing itself to be consumed by others.
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[Odie yipping]
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Sorry.
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There must be a way to get in there
where the lasagna is.
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This is called "thinking," Odie.
You ought to try it sometime.
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[Odie] Okay.
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[Odie] Ta-da!
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[Odie grumbling]
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Don't complain. You're just jealous
because I have the legs for this.
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It is always a pleasure to welcome you
into my humble restaurant, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Providing you come without that cat.
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I told Garfield he had to stay home,
and he obeys me because I'm firm and...
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[gasps, gulps]
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-Huh?
-Huh?
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Ahh! You brought your little bambinas!
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And how charming they are!
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Garfield!
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Garfield? Where is that handsome cat?
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I'm going to lock you
in the basement until you--
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Arbuckle! What a nice surprise,
running into you here.
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[laughs nervously] Mr. Barker! Yes!
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Liz, this is Mr. Barker.
I do cartoons for a magazine he publishes.
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Nice to meet you, Mr. Barker.
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[Barker] You know, Arbuckle,
I was thinking
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you weren't the right kind of person
to fit in with my magazine.
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-You're firing me?
-I was considering it.
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But seeing you here
with your lovely family...
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Family?
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I misjudged you.
Families are the bedrock of society.
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I like employing a man
with a lovely family.
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-How long have you two been married?
-Married? Oh no, we're not--
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Liz and I have been married for,
how long is it, dear?
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-Ten years!
-Five years!
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-Five years!
-Ten years!
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Hey, I forget
how long I've been married, too.
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The point is you have
these two lovely daughters.
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Vito! More lasagna!
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-Coming right up, Mr. Arbuckle!
-I never knew Mr. Arbuckle had kids.
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The one on the right,
she has the face of a puppy dog.
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More of Vito's lasagna on the way!
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Hi, Nermal. What you been up to?
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Same thing as always: just being adorable.
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[sniffs] Mmm-mmm!
Vito's sure smells great.
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Sure does. Wish I could get me
some of that delicious food.
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This way!
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Oh, the viewers of my show
are absolutely gonna love this!
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[both slurping]
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[Garfield] Oh, boy. Yum.
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Jon, tell him the truth.
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Tell him we aren't married
and these aren't our daughters.
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But he's my boss, and he thinks it's nice
I have a wife and kids.
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Hi ho, food fanatics!
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This is everyone's favorite food critic,
Eddie Gourmaaaand!
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Coming to you live from Vito's Pizzeria.
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[Vito] Buongiorno!
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Vito's is a fabulous place to revel
in ravioli and munch on manicotti!
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I'm on the side. Excuse me, Mr. Gourmand!
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More pasta for table two!
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Let's see who's having this feast
at table two!
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I like a man who cares enough
about his children to feed them well.
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They sure have healthy appetites.
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-[Nermal] Hey! Isn't that Garfield?
-[Garfield munching]
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Yeah, that's Garfield.
I'd know that sound anywhere.
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They're having a feast.
How do we get some of that?
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We need dresses and wigs!
But where are we gonna...
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[Hercules] I'll do anything
for Italian food.
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I can't believe it.
I'm even cuter this way.
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This is Jon Arbuckle.
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He's a cartoonist
who works for my magazine.
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Ho, hello, Mr. Arbuckle.
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And this is his wife Liz
and their two beautiful daughters.
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[Nermal] Hey, let us have some of that.
Ahem!
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[Hercules] Let us have some of that!
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Excuse me! Their four beautiful daughters!
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Jon Arbuckle, you and your wife Lizhave such lovely children!
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My brother is married? With four kids?
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Dad! It says on TV
that Jon not only married Liz,
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but that they have four daughters!
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Why didn't our daughter tell us
that she married that cartoonist?
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Jon, how often do you come here
to Vito's with Mrs. Arbuckle,
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and the little Arbuckle children?
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Well, I...
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Well, that is...
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Jon, this has gone on long enough.
Either you tell them the truth or I will.
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I have something to tell you
about my wife and daughters.
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[munching noisily]
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Hey, you notice?
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When Jon lies, he turns the same color
as Vito's red sauce.
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I want another meatball.
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I want six meatballs
and more garlic bread.
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I cannot believe it!
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Mr. Arbuckle's daughters,
they eat more than that cat of his.
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What is it you're trying to tell me,
Mr. Arbuckle?
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Well, you know,
I work for Mr. Barker here and...
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Oh, indeed he does.
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I'm so impressed
with his great family here,
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I'm giving Arbuckle
a big promotion and a raise!
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Oops! Dropped my napkin! I won't look good
with marinara sauce all over my dress.
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Mamma mia! What is this?
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[gasps] A pussygatto! In my restaurant!
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And a puppy dog!
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And another pussygatto!
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And you!
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Trick or treat! Could I have
another pepperoni pizza, please?
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All of you! All of you!
Out of my restaurant! Out!
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Well, you can make that to-go.
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[crash!]
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Arbuckle,
your daughters are cats and dogs?
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I can explain, Mr. Barker.
Well, no I can't, but...
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The truth, Jon.
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[Garfield] Women and children first!
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Especially cats dressed
like women and children!
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-[Vito] When I get my hands on you, cat!
-[clattering]
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Look out!
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This is terrible!
They simply ruined the end of my show!
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[all screaming]
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Out! All of you, out!
And never darken my pizzeria again!
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Mr. Barker, Liz isn't my wife
and these obviously were not my daughters,
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and I'm sorry I let you believe that.
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[laughing]
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Arbuckle,
this is the funniest thing I ever saw.
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Draw it up as a cartoon and send it in.
I'll give you a bonus!
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There, you see, Jon? You kept your job.
Things didn't turn out so bad.
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We didn't get dessert.
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I guess everything did work out okay.
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We didn't get dessert.
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Almost forgot!
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Here's the bill
for what your "daughters" ate.
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Pay me and then never come in again.
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-[door slams]
-[Jon sighs]
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Everything worked out almost okay.
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We still didn't get dessert.
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Vito will get over it. He always does.
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You're right. But now I want to relax
and not have anyone else upset with me.
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[crowd] Surprise!
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Congratulations on your wedding!
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Congratulations on your marriage!
I know you'll be real happy!
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-Congratulations.
-Why didn't you tell us?
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[Jon] I can explain.
Listen, I can explain!
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Hey, Odie, wedding cake!
We did get dessert!
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[barks] Yeah!
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No, no, not the couple on top,
that's plastic.
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[munching, chomping noises]
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[Jon] I'm hurrying!
I'm cooking as fast as I can!
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No matter how much I feed him,
he's still hungry!
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I need to make another meat loaf!
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-[Eddie] Six!
-Six meat loafs!
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[Eddie] And French fries!
Shoestrings, not the thick cut!
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Admit it, you thought
that was me inside being fed.
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I wish it was.
My position in life has been usurped.
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That's a fancy word
meaning "purloined, stolen."
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And you know who stole it? This guy.
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Eddie Gourmand,
the famous restaurant critic.
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You remember him.
He was on six episodes last season.
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You see, he lost his TV show
and, well, I'll start at the top.
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It started with oneof my favorite TV shows...
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At Botticelli's Italian Bistro,
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they have a whole new wayof making lasagna.
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[Garfield] Lasagnadidn't need any improvement.
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It was perfect the way it was.
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They also havea lovely rigatoni Bolognese.
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Oh, and the cannelloni stuffed
with mozzarella!
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[Garfield] An hour of fattening foodsevery night.
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Who wouldn't consider thisa must-see television?
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Amazingly, the guywho ran the TV station...
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This food is just to die from.
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It sure is.
All those calories, all that cholesterol.
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[Garfield] Right after the show,Eddie got the bad news...
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But why, Mr. Station Manager, sir, why?
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Because people shouldn't be eating
the kind of fattening meals you encourage.
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They should be eating what I eat.
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Vegan chicken made out of soybeans,
brown rice,
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organic sprouts with a wheat germ shake
mixed with goat's milk yogurt.
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If I could ask one tiny question,
is any of this food?
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Of course it's food!
It's good food. Healthy food.
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The kind that makes your body say,
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"Thank you for taking
such good care of me."
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I suppose if you melted
some cheese over it and deep-fried it...
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Gourmand, do you know
what people wind up looking like
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when they eat the food you recommend?
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-No, what?
-This!
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-And so Eddie Gourmand was replaced.
-[screams]
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[man] The program normally seen,
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Simply Fabulous Dining
with Eddie Gourmand,
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will never be seen again so we canbring you this "better for you" program.
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Good evening.
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Tonight, I'd like to talk to you
about the benefits of eating tofu.
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There are none.
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[Garfield] And so he was fired.The guy took it hard.
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This went on for days and days.
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[Eddie sobbing hysterically]
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Here you go, Mr. Gourmand.
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One nice, hot Vito's special,
just for you.
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Oh, thank you, Vito.
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That was the most delicious pizza!
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Then maybe you mention Vito's Pizzeria
on your show sometime?
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[sobbing]
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My show!
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[Garfield] Finally, Eddie wound up
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where all people who can't controltheir emotions wind up:
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sitting behind me in a movie.
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[Eddie sobbing] I give up! Aaaaah!
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[all] Shh!
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-[sobbing]
-[crowd groans]
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After ruining the film and getting tearsin my popcorn, he apologized.
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I've been like this since I lost my show,
Mr. Arbuckle.
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[Odie whimpers]
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-Feeling sorry for the guy, pup?
-Mm-hmm.
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Yeah, me too.
250
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I just hope Jon doesn't do something
foolish like invite him over for dinner.
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Eddie, why don't you have dinner with us?
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[gasps]
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Oh, that would be too,
too wonderful, Mr. Arbuckle.
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[Jon] Great. I'll even make
my special recipe for meat loaf.
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00:16:09,960 --> 00:16:12,840
Hey, doesn't that poor guy
have enough problems?
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That evening, Jon learned why you shouldnever invite a food critic to your house.
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Everything looks positively
scrumptilicious, Mr. Arbuckle.
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Oh, this meat loaf
looks good enough to eat.
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00:16:26,120 --> 00:16:30,200
I'll have some of this and all of this.
Oh, this...
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[slurps]
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Oh, this is utterly divine!
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-[pits ricocheting]
-[Odie] Whoa!
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[pits clanging helmet]
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Odie, are you getting any food?
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-Hmm-mm.
-[stomach growls] Me neither.
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[snarls]
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Let's go.
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Another good reason never to invitea food critic to dinner,
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they tend to rate what they eat.
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I give the meat loaf two stars.
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The mashed potatoes needed more butter,
so they get one star.
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But four stars for the gravy!
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Well, I'm glad you enjoyed the gravy.
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It could have used more flour,
but otherwise...
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Whoaaa!
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[house rattling, glass breaking]
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-[incoming whistle]
-[splat!]
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Who threw that banana peel on the walk?
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[laughs]
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[Odie] Huh?
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Mr. Gourmand! Are you alright?
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No. Get me a doctor.
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-I'll call a doctor.
-And some shrimp chow mein.
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I'll call a Chinese restaurant.
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And a large mushroom pizza
with pepperoni on half.
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I'll call Vito.
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[Garfield] Amazingly, the doctor arrivedbefore the shrimp chow mein or the pizza.
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-Keep him here until his foot heals.
-How long will that be, Doctor?
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-Oh, not more than a few months. Goodbye.
-A few months!
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Mr. Gourmand,
wouldn't you be more comfortable at home?
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Or in a nice hospital?
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Take care of me, Mr. Arbuckle,
or I'll sue you for everything you own.
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-Except the cat.
-What?
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Now, get me a grilled cheese sandwich.
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One grilled cheese sandwich coming up.
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-With potato chips. The ripple cut kind.
-Ripple cut potato chips. Right.
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-And I want a pickle with that.
-[Garfield groans]
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[Garfield] That's how it started.
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-Then it got worse.
-[phone buzzing and ringing]
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[gasps]
-Hello?
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[Eddie] Arbuckle!It's two minutes past 5:00 in the a.m.
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And I'm waiting for my breakfast!
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-[footsteps on stairs]
-[Garfield laughs]
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[Odie whimpering]
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Syrup! I must have syrup.
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00:19:03,320 --> 00:19:06,600
Eighteen kinds if you have them,
if not, go buy them.
307
00:19:07,440 --> 00:19:08,560
And I'd like eggs!
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00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:12,800
Fried, boiled, scrambled and painted
with lovely designs for Easter.
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There was no food for me.
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[Jon gasps]
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In short, Eddie had started to remind me
of that greedy, impatient, lazy creature.
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Oh, let's see. What's it called?
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Oh, right! Me.
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[man] To make a healthy chocolate cake,use no chocolate.
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00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:39,120
Instead, we'll use organic yeast sporesand granola.
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00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,760
Turn it off, turn it off!
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Sorry, Mr. Gourmand. I guess it upsets you
to see the show that replaced yours.
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00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:50,520
That, but mainly the sight
of all that disgusting healthy food.
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00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:52,880
I can't stand healthy food.
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00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:56,280
-It's just so healthy.
-[Garfield] The cat has an idea.
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Great show today, sir.
The latest ratings are in.
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00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:10,920
-What? I only got a three rating?
-Well, you only had three viewers.
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As much as I might hate it,
I've got to get Eddie Gourmand back.
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00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,600
[Eddie] Arbuckle!
Arbuckle, I want my dinner!
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00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:24,960
Bring me my dinner or I'll sue you!
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00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,600
Sorry, Mr. Gourmand. Here you go.
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00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:30,920
What is this?
328
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:33,360
[Jon] It's an artificial chicken patty
made without chicken,
329
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,800
but with artichoke flour
and modified wheat grass.
330
00:20:35,880 --> 00:20:38,760
When I asked for dinner,
I should have specified food.
331
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:42,280
This is food. It's part of our new
healthy living program.
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00:20:42,360 --> 00:20:43,640
Let's go, boys.
333
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:48,000
One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!
334
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:52,440
You can tell how desperate I am to get rid
of Eddie, I'm actually doing this.
335
00:20:53,200 --> 00:20:55,480
Eddie, we're going to start
with 100 sit-ups.
336
00:20:55,760 --> 00:20:57,520
You'll do nothing of the sort.
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00:20:57,600 --> 00:21:02,040
And if you're not going to get my dinner,
I'm going to get it for myself.
338
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,560
[feet pounding floor]
339
00:21:05,760 --> 00:21:08,080
I need a bacon cheeseburger
with extra bacon,
340
00:21:08,160 --> 00:21:11,000
extra cheese and extra burger! [gasps]
341
00:21:11,480 --> 00:21:13,200
There's no food!
342
00:21:13,280 --> 00:21:17,800
Wait, there's one thing to eat in here!
I'm saved! It's, it's...
343
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:21,280
Vegetarian meat loaf!
344
00:21:21,960 --> 00:21:26,600
Hup-two-three-four! Hup-two-three-four!
345
00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,320
Ready for the 50-mile hike?
346
00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:32,680
No, no! I can't survive
in this house any longer!
347
00:21:32,760 --> 00:21:34,720
[door crashes]
348
00:21:36,960 --> 00:21:40,040
I found the house.
He left the address on voicemail
349
00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,240
in case anyone forwarded any burritos.
350
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:44,720
I've got to get him to come back!
351
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:46,160
-[horn honks]
-[crash!]
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00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:49,920
[gasps] Mr. Station Manager, sir!
353
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:53,840
Eddie, I want you to come back
to your old job.
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00:21:55,400 --> 00:21:59,960
-I've got to get out of here.
-Does that mean you won't come back?
355
00:22:00,040 --> 00:22:03,320
Oh, no!
I'll be back on the air tomorrow!
356
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:08,120
It's just that right this minute,
I have an emergency need for a buffet!
357
00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:10,960
Garfield, your idea was brilliant!
358
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:14,600
Ideas are always brilliant
when I'm the guy who has them.
359
00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:15,880
Let's go celebrate!
360
00:22:15,960 --> 00:22:18,920
I'm gonna make every one
of your favorite foods, Garfield!
361
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:25,320
Mr. Arbuckle, I'm sorry
he caused so much trouble for you.
362
00:22:25,400 --> 00:22:28,240
Oh, that's fine.
Hey, Mr. Station Manager, sir...
363
00:22:28,320 --> 00:22:29,600
Don't do it.
364
00:22:29,680 --> 00:22:32,160
-[Jon] Would you join us for dinner?
-He did it.
365
00:22:32,240 --> 00:22:34,680
Thanks, but I don't eat this stuff.
366
00:22:34,760 --> 00:22:36,840
You know how many calories
are in steaks?
367
00:22:36,920 --> 00:22:38,640
And the fat grams in... [sniffs]
368
00:22:38,720 --> 00:22:41,640
I mean, well, it smells tempting, but...
369
00:22:42,440 --> 00:22:44,400
Maybe one bite wouldn't hurt.
370
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:49,160
You know what cholesterol can do to you?
And carbonated drinks?
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00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:52,160
I only drink... Hey, this is good.
372
00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:55,040
-Arbuckle, get me some honey!
-Right away.
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00:22:55,120 --> 00:22:58,280
Oh, and I'm gonna want to try
the French fries, so some catsup?
374
00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,880
Also right away.
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00:23:00,240 --> 00:23:04,000
-And I don't see any steak sauce.
-Steak sauce! I'll get it.
376
00:23:04,360 --> 00:23:06,480
Déjà-vu all over again.
377
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:09,960
Looks like we're not getting anything
to eat for the next few days.
378
00:23:10,040 --> 00:23:12,160
[Odie whimpers]
379
00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,840
[station manager] And blintzes,
the way my mother used to make them!
380
00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:20,240
[Jon] I'll get your mother!
381
00:23:20,320 --> 00:23:22,680
[station manager]
And chocolate cream pie for dessert!
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