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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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-[phone buzzing]
-Hello?
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[gibberish voice screeching]
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No, I don't want to buy
a 27-year membership in your gymnasium.
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-[beep]
-[phone buzzing]
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-[beep]
-Hello?
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[gibberish voice screeching]
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-No, this is not Feinblatt's Deli.
-[beep]
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[phone buzzing]
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-Hello?
-[gibberish voice screeching]
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No, I don't want a subscription
to Pigeon Breeders Monthly.
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-I already have one.
-[beep]
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[Jon groans]
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[Odie whimpers]
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-I wouldn't go in there.
-[phone buzzes]
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I know I'm out of shape, and I still don't
want a 27-year membership in your gym.
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Jon's coming up with an idea
for a new comic book for Mr. Barker.
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-[phone buzzes]
-[Jon] Aaah! The phone again!
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Boy! It's not going well.
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I don't care who you are.
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I'm not going to buy it!
Stop calling me, you idiot! Stop--
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Ahh.... Oooh!
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Hello, Mr. Barker.
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Ahem!
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I called to see how that new idea's
coming, Arbuckle.
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It's... It's...
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I'm sorry, Mr. Barker.
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The phone keeps interrupting me,
I can't think.
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Jon can't think.
There's late breaking news.
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I understand.
Why don't you do what I do, Arbuckle?
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Get away. Go where there's no phone.
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I'd love to, but I can't afford
a trip just now.
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Hey, I just acquired an old house
up in the mountains.
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My business manager bought it cheap
as an investment.
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I haven't seen it, but I'm sure
it doesn't have a phone.
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I can work there
and I won't be interrupted?
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Great!
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Make arrangements for Arbuckle
to stay in that house I just bought.
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But isn't that house
supposed to be... haunted?
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This is great. I have to go pack.
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Forgot to eat my pizza.
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Hey, you can forget to eat your pizza,
but I won't forget to eat your pizza.
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The phone won't bother me.
Nothing will bother me.
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And we won't leave
until I get a terrific idea
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for a new comic book
I can present to Mr. Barker.
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-[Odie yipping]
-[stomach growling]
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No, I'm not worried
about running out of food.
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You know that catering truck
down at the construction site?
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[Odie] Mm-hmm.
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[Garfield] While Jon was packing,
I added on a little; well, take a look.
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[Odie yowls]
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[crows cawing]
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Hmm. Mr. Barker's secretary said the key
was under the doormat.
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[keys jangle, door opens]
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Hey, don't act so happy, Odie.
I happen to know that this is...
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[crows cawing]
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a haunted house!
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[Odie] How do you know?
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Just look at the title of this episode.
[snaps fingers]
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Could I have a copy of the script
we're doing now, please?
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The Garfield Show, Episode 202,
"The Haunted House."
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[Odie whimpers]
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[teeth chattering]
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[thunder crashing]
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We'd better get inside and rest up.
Looks like a big chase scene on page nine.
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Thanks.
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[thunder crashes]
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[thunder crashes]
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[both shriek]
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Oh! This is great.
There's no phone to interrupt me.
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I can work without being disturbed.
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I don't have an idea yet,
but once I get one, watch out.
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[Odie whining]
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Aww! Don't worry, pup.
Ghosts can't hurt you.
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[Odie] Whew!
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They can only make you hurt yourself.
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[Odie whines]
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Huh?
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-Huh?
-[eerie noises]
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Garfield, is that your stomach
rumbling again?
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[gasping]
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Just in case, let's see
what the Internet has about ghosts.
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[voices moaning]
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-[Odie whimpering]
-[Garfield snoring]
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[Odie snoring]
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[eerie moaning]
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[Odie] Huh?
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[yips]
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[Odie sniffing]
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[dramatic soundtrack plays]
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[ghost roars]
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[Odie shrieks]
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[thud!]
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What? Hey, what's the big idea?
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Stop! What? Hey, Odie!
Odie, you minus-minded mutt.
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Waking me up like that.
There's nothing there. You woke me up...
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Just a second. I'm scolding the pooch
for waking me up
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when I was dreaming about manicotti.
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As I was saying,
you woke me up for no reason...
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[stammering]
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Odie, remember I said
we had a big chase scene on page nine?
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Uh-huh.
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This is page nine.
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[both shrieking]
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[Garfield] Ghost!
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Yaaaaaah!
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[thud!]
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[clang!]
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[Garfield] No! Stop!
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[thud!]
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Oh! I still don't have a good idea
for a new comic book.
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But at least the phone isn't ringing
and there's nothing to disturb me.
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-[Garfield] Meowww!
-Except for my nutty cat and dog.
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-[Garfield] Huh?
-[crash!]
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What are you two doing?
You are acting like you saw a ghost.
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[Garfield] Huh!?
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-There's no such thing as ghosts.
-But he's right here.
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Open those overly large eyes of yours
and take a look.
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[ghost] He can't see me.
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There's no such thing as ghosts
because I looked it up on the Internet,
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and nothing you read
on the Internet is ever wrong.
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[cuckoo clock chimes]
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Now, leave me alone so I can work.
I still need an idea.
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Oh, my.
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You saw the ghost. I saw the ghost.
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-[Odie] Uh-huh.
-Why didn't he see the ghost?
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Because he couldn't.
Human beings can't see ghost cats.
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We're only visible to other cats
and pets of extremely low intelligence.
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[Odie] Hmph!
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I have to haunt this house
for all eternity,
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or until I get a human to believe
in those ghost cats.
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-Well, isn't haunting a house a good job?
-No! It's boring.
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Especially when you go 50, 60 years
with nobody inhabiting the house.
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I wanna be with my friends,
the other ghost cats.
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They've gone on to another
more interesting place.
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-[Garfield] Huh?
-I'm gonna get out of here.
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I'm going to scare that friend of yours
until he believes in ghost cats.
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And I'll help you, come on.
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[Odie yipping]
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Hmm. Maybe a superhero
who throws coleslaw at people.
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No, it's been done.
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Okay, I've got an idea.
Now, here's what you do.
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[whispering]
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Yeah, that'll make him believe
in ghost cats.
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[clang!]
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Cute, Garfield, but it's not going
to make me believe in ghosts.
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-[clang!]
-That's not funny, Garfield.
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-Uggh! Aaah!
-[can clatters]
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[Jon screams, snarls]
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[Garfield snickers]
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-He's never gonna believe.
-We're not giving up.
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You need to be with your friends, and I
need to be where there's Chinese food.
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[humming]
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Aaaaaaaah!
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You can stop making those silly noises,
Garfield. There are no ghosts.
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-Ahh!
-[eerie whirring noise]
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Please don't get my new shirt wrinkled,
Garfield, and there are still no ghosts.
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[Odie bouncing]
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[yipping]
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Very cute, Garfield.
But there are still no ghosts.
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It says so on the Internet, remember?
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It's no use.
He'll never believe in ghost cats.
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Oh, yes, he will.
I'm gonna have a brilliant idea.
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-You are?
-Yes.
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Let me check the script
and see what it's gonna be.
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Could I borrow a copy of the script
for this episode again, please?
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Scene 19, scene 20.
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Hey, hey, that's a good idea
I'm gonna have.
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Follow me. Thanks!
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[Odie] Huh?
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[Garfield] Jon's not gonna believe
until he sees a ghost cat.
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But he cannot see me.
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No, but he'll see me.
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[laughs]
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Oh, it's no use.
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I'll just have to tell Mr. Barker
I don't have an idea for a new comic book.
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[Garfield yowling]
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[moans]
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Booo!
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Blblblblblbl! Aaaah! Whoo!
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[gasps]
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-[Garfield snickers]
-[Jon screams]
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Blehhhh! Mou-haha! Whehh!
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It's a ghost cat!
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[echoing] It's a ghost cat!
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[ghost] A human being
believes in ghost cats.
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I'm free!
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[yips]
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[whines] Bow-wowww!
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[Jon screams]
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Huh?
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Booo!
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[shrieking]
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[Garfield] Meowww! Boo!
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Huh? [yipping]
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So I'm up here giving a look
at this house I bought.
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One of my cartoonists
is staying here and I...
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[Jon screaming]
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00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,200
Oooh!
202
00:11:01,280 --> 00:11:03,920
Arbuckle, what's the meaning of--?
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A ghost cat! A spooky, terrifying
ghost cat going "Boo, boo, boo!"
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Hey-hey! I'm sorry, Mr. Barker.
I haven't been able to come up with...
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Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
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A ghost cat? That's a terrific idea
for a new comic book!
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It is?
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Kids like ghosts, kids like cats.
Arbuckle, you're brilliant.
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[Garfield] So, according to the script,
Jon sold his boss a new idea
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and our friend the Ghost Cat
is freed from haunting this place.
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00:11:33,520 --> 00:11:36,360
-[sighs] A happy ending.
-[Odie yips]
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-But not happy enough.
-[horn plays "La Cucaracha"]
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"Wide shot.
Vito's Pizza truck pulls up in front
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with loads of steaming hot pizzas
for the clever cat."
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Hey, every script can use
a few improvements here and there.
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-[Odie] Uh-huh.
-Keep scrubbing, Odie.
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[Odie whines]
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[laughs]
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[Odie humming]
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Oh, hi, Odie.
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I'm just about to take a test
called, "How brave are you?"
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Here's your first situation.
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-A poisonous snake is coming at you.
-I'm not afraid.
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-A giant grizzly bear is attacking.
-I'm not afraid.
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A man-eating lion is loose.
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I'm not even afraid of a cat-eating lion.
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An army of monsters and werewolvesand vampires is attacking!
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I am absolutely, definitely,
utterly not afraid.
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-[glass shatters]
-Oh, Garfield.
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My nieces, Drusilla
and Minerva, are coming to visit.
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[shrieks]
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[teeth chattering]
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Lock the doors!
We have to move to another country!
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Help! Help! Help!
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[gasps] Snakes and birds and monsters
can only eat you.
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These are Jon's nieces!
Don't you remember them from last season?
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Show 17?
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Let's play dress-up.
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We hate it.
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[howling]
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[Garfield shrieking]
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-[doorbell rings]
-[Jon] That must be them.
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We have to hide, Odie.
Under Jon's bed, quick.
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[Odie whining]
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[both] Hi, Uncle Jon!
246
00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:33,120
Great to see you, Minerva and Drusilla.
247
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:36,200
-No, I'm Minerva.
-And I'm Drusilla.
248
00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,600
We're Minerva and Drusilla.
We wanna play with the kitty cat!
249
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:41,920
He's so cute!
250
00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:43,360
-Where's the kitty cat?
-Hello?
251
00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:45,080
Where is Garfield?
252
00:13:46,120 --> 00:13:47,320
Don't worry, Odie.
253
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:52,080
Even if we have to stay under here
the rest of our lives, I'm prepared.
254
00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:55,120
I knew Jon's nieces
might come back someday,
255
00:13:55,200 --> 00:13:58,400
so I stored 25 crates of canned lasagna.
256
00:13:58,640 --> 00:14:02,960
-Gee, I wish I'd brought some for you.
-[Odie whimpers]
257
00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:06,920
[Garfield] What can they do to us?
They can dress us in frilly doll clothes
258
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:08,160
like last time.
259
00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:09,760
But I am determined.
260
00:14:10,160 --> 00:14:13,080
I am absolutely not gonna let them
do that to me again.
261
00:14:13,160 --> 00:14:16,200
[Garfield shrieks]
No! Stop! Help! Don't!
262
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:19,440
-Call the Humane Society! Call somebody!
-[commotion, vase shatters]
263
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:24,840
And the worst part is,
I don't even look good in this color.
264
00:14:24,920 --> 00:14:28,360
-Wait, kitty cat!
-I have a nice bridal gown for you!
265
00:14:28,440 --> 00:14:30,120
You'll be so beautiful!
266
00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:32,360
[Garfield shrieking]
267
00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:36,360
-[Minerva] We wanna play with you!
-[Drusilla] We have more dress-up to play.
268
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:38,080
-Come back!
-[Garfield moaning]
269
00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:40,480
Kitty cat!
270
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:44,440
-Kitty cat!
-We wanna dress up the kitty cat.
271
00:14:45,080 --> 00:14:49,080
-[Garfield] This is not good.
-Let's dress up the kitty cat.
272
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:51,240
You know it's hard to run in high heels.
273
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:54,240
Yaaaaa!
274
00:14:55,800 --> 00:15:00,040
Oh, my goodness. I mean, badness.
275
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:01,760
The kitty cat can fly.
276
00:15:01,840 --> 00:15:04,320
Let's dress him up
as a flight attendant!
277
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:11,040
My, you're a plump one.
Almost big enough for my oven.
278
00:15:11,120 --> 00:15:12,720
I'm sorry, Mrs. Cauldron.
279
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:15,840
-Is she a witch?
-She looks like a witch.
280
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,920
Maybe I am and maybe I'm not.
281
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,840
But my, you're an adorable little girl.
282
00:15:23,920 --> 00:15:27,600
And my, you're an adorable little girl.
283
00:15:27,680 --> 00:15:30,240
-And my, you're not.
-[Garfield groans]
284
00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:35,400
And my, you're not exactly
Miss Universe yourself, lady.
285
00:15:36,120 --> 00:15:40,400
Girls, let's let Mrs. Cauldron get home
with her shopping, okay?
286
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:42,240
Oh, thank you.
287
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:48,000
And maybe you'll come and visit
me some time, little ladies.
288
00:15:48,080 --> 00:15:49,280
[Garfield groans]
289
00:15:50,800 --> 00:15:53,040
Let's take you girls inside
and read you a story.
290
00:15:53,120 --> 00:15:55,440
[Minerva] Yeah, we wanna hear
a story about a witch!
291
00:15:55,520 --> 00:15:58,400
[Drusilla] We wanna hear
"Hansel and Gretel," it's got a witch.
292
00:15:58,480 --> 00:16:00,400
[Jon] "Hansel and Gretel" it is.
293
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:05,960
Odie, if you laugh at the way I look,
if you so much as giggle...
294
00:16:07,960 --> 00:16:08,920
Good.
295
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:11,600
[snickers]
296
00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:15,040
[snickers]
297
00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:20,440
He's right.
298
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:22,080
-[laughing hysterically]
-[mirror shatters]
299
00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:25,920
"So Hansel and Gretel followed the crumbs
to the house of the wicked witch."
300
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,440
-[floor rattles]
-Huh?
301
00:16:28,040 --> 00:16:29,720
[straining]
302
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,520
"The wicked witch invited them inside
and offered them gingerbread..."
303
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,040
Don't just stand there, Odie.
304
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:42,080
We have to prepare to defend ourselves.
That story can't last forever.
305
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:43,320
[Odie whimpers]
306
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:47,920
I'm going spying to find out
what the enemy is up to.
307
00:16:48,720 --> 00:16:52,320
"So The evil witch tried to push
Hansel and Gretel into the oven,
308
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,080
but they were too fast."
309
00:16:57,840 --> 00:16:59,200
Never mind the fortress.
310
00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:02,880
It wouldn't keep them out, anyway.
I've got a better idea.
311
00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,760
I need to go to the market
so I can make dinner.
312
00:17:09,839 --> 00:17:13,760
Keep an eye on Drusilla and Minerva.
I'm counting on you.
313
00:17:17,760 --> 00:17:21,040
-You've made this mistake before.
-[girls] Where's the kitty cat?
314
00:17:21,119 --> 00:17:24,280
This is the moment of truth, puppy face.
We have to act fast.
315
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:25,400
Right!
316
00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:30,120
Yoo-hoo! We have a nice prom dress
for you to try on.
317
00:17:30,200 --> 00:17:31,480
Look, Drusilla!
318
00:17:31,560 --> 00:17:33,880
-You're Drusilla, I'm Minerva.
-Oh, right.
319
00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,560
I can't tell us apart. There's candy.
320
00:17:41,320 --> 00:17:42,600
This is so good.
321
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,520
-[Garfield laughs]
-[Odie] Huh?
322
00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,800
Bread crumbs like in that story.
323
00:17:53,560 --> 00:17:55,960
We'll lead them to Mrs. Cauldron's house.
324
00:18:00,720 --> 00:18:01,720
Huh?
325
00:18:08,720 --> 00:18:10,760
You came to visit me.
326
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:16,960
Oh, that's so sweet of you.
Come in and we'll have tea.
327
00:18:17,560 --> 00:18:20,440
-[Minerva] I like tea.
-[Drusilla] I want hot cocoa.
328
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:25,320
Oh, come in.
We have so much to talk about.
329
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,360
That'll keep them away
while I do something of vital importance.
330
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:33,920
-A nap?
-Of course, a nap.
331
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:39,160
[duck quacking]
332
00:18:40,240 --> 00:18:46,440
Ah, poor Mrs. Cauldron, such an odd lady,
always dressing up like a wicked witch.
333
00:18:46,800 --> 00:18:49,480
Hey, what if she is a wicked witch?
334
00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:55,480
Nah! There's no such thing,
and besides, it isn't Halloween.
335
00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:58,880
I think I'll just get me some...
336
00:18:58,960 --> 00:19:00,080
[snoring]
337
00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,120
[Mrs. Cauldron cackling]
338
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:09,000
Bubble, my fine potions!
339
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:13,240
I just need to add some eye of newt,
340
00:19:13,320 --> 00:19:16,240
three ounces of raven toenails,
341
00:19:20,560 --> 00:19:26,880
and the final ingredient,
two identical bratty nieces.
342
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:30,200
Help! You mean, old wicked witch!
343
00:19:30,280 --> 00:19:32,960
You wouldn't do this
if our friend Garfield was here!
344
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:36,360
Well, your friend Garfield isn't here.
345
00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:42,160
And even if he was,
he'd be too fat and lazy to help you!
346
00:19:42,240 --> 00:19:45,200
Garfield, help! Where are you?
347
00:19:45,280 --> 00:19:47,800
Save us, Garfield!
Help us, please!
348
00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,280
She's a wicked witch,
she's a wicked witch,
349
00:19:50,360 --> 00:19:53,600
and she's going to do wicked witch
things to Jon's nieces.
350
00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:57,080
I've just gotta save them. Meow!
351
00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:04,440
-Wait a minute. Do I?
-[twins] Garfield!
352
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:07,080
Yes, I guess I have to.
353
00:20:07,360 --> 00:20:11,680
Save us! Garfield, help!
354
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:15,480
-This is it. Goodbye, Drusilla.
-I keep telling you, you're Drusilla.
355
00:20:15,560 --> 00:20:17,840
I thought I was Minerva.
356
00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:21,720
It doesn't matter.
You're both ingredients.
357
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,400
[cackles]
358
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:27,600
Unhand those annoying children.
359
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:30,720
[thud!]
360
00:20:30,800 --> 00:20:33,600
Do I make a big entrance or what?
361
00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:39,680
Oh! Hee hee! This is perfect!
I have a recipe that calls for a goat.
362
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:45,720
And where do you think
you're gonna get a goat at this hour?
363
00:20:45,800 --> 00:20:47,720
Alakazam!
364
00:20:48,520 --> 00:20:49,920
Yaaaaa!
365
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:52,800
[Garfield laughs]
366
00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:54,960
Sure, do it the easy way.
367
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:56,520
[cackling]
368
00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,520
Oooh!
369
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,560
[Mrs. Cauldron cackling]
370
00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:03,640
Ahhhhh!
371
00:21:04,200 --> 00:21:05,840
-[horn blares]
-[Garfield] Huh?
372
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,520
Yaaaah!
373
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:10,960
Yaaaah!
374
00:21:12,480 --> 00:21:13,680
Yaaaah!
375
00:21:13,760 --> 00:21:14,720
[gasps]
376
00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,520
[horn blows]
377
00:21:16,600 --> 00:21:18,240
[Mrs. Cauldron cackling]
378
00:21:18,320 --> 00:21:19,400
[gasping]
379
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,560
-[cackling]
-[screaming]
380
00:21:28,520 --> 00:21:29,480
Whoaaa!
381
00:21:29,560 --> 00:21:30,640
[gasps]
382
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,480
-Yaaaa!
-[Mrs. Cauldron cackling]
383
00:21:34,200 --> 00:21:37,680
You ever thought of trading this thing in
for a vacuum cleaner?
384
00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:43,160
[Garfield] Ooh! Ooh!
385
00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,520
Ohh!
386
00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,840
Have a nice landing.
387
00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,960
[cackles]
388
00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,080
Yeowwww!
389
00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:58,360
-[Jon] Garfield! Garfield!-[Garfield bleats]
390
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:01,000
[Garfield screams]
391
00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:03,960
Huh? Yaaaaaaaah!
392
00:22:04,040 --> 00:22:07,200
-[thud!]
-What happened? Where am I?
393
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:10,560
Garfield, where are Drusilla and Minerva?
394
00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:15,320
The evil witch is putting them into
a twin casserole. I have to save them!
395
00:22:16,240 --> 00:22:20,040
Drusilla, Minerva, don't worry.
Garfield's coming to save you.
396
00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,360
Don't put them into your recipe,
Mrs. Cauldron. Don't...
397
00:22:25,760 --> 00:22:30,720
Oh, hello, pussycat.
Did you come to join us?
398
00:22:30,960 --> 00:22:33,560
We're having tea with Mrs. Cauldron.
399
00:22:33,800 --> 00:22:36,800
And we're learning all sorts
of interesting things.
400
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:38,640
[giggling]
401
00:22:39,400 --> 00:22:43,600
You knew it was a dream sequence
all along. Why didn't you tell me?
402
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,240
[snarls]
403
00:22:45,320 --> 00:22:49,400
Thank you for a lovely conversation,
Mrs. Cauldron.
404
00:22:49,480 --> 00:22:56,080
-Oh, and all the things you taught us.
-Come back and visit just any time, dears.
405
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:57,760
[giggling]
406
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:02,560
-Thank you for coming to get us, Garfield.
-Mrs. Cauldron convinced us.
407
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,720
We shouldn't make you play
dress-up anymore.
408
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:10,960
Wow, gee. I guess everything
turned out great after all.
409
00:23:11,760 --> 00:23:17,040
-He'll make a great goat.
-Let's make him into a big one.
410
00:23:18,240 --> 00:23:20,080
-[twins] Alakazam!
-[Garfield shrieking]
411
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:21,640
[giggling]
412
00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,040
I don't feel like lasagna
for dinner tonight.
413
00:23:24,120 --> 00:23:26,440
For some reason, I have... baaa...
414
00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,440
a craving for old tin caaans.
415
00:23:29,520 --> 00:23:30,800
Meow!
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