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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[spaceship whirring]
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[laughs] It's so good to see you again.
[sighs]
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You're looking quite well today.
Lasagna is my friend.
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Time to eat.
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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[rapid beeping]
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[cosmic whirring]
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[lasagna gasping]
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[Garfield chomping]
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Mmm, mmm, mmm!
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-This is an outrage!
-We cannot let this thing go unpunished!
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[all] Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!
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What a revolting sight, O Glorious Leader!
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That orange monster
continues to devour beings such as us.
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Yes, General.
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But thankfully,
the galaxy will soon be rid of him
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and his entire planet.
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[Garfield gulping]
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If I didn't know better,
I'd say I just saw a flying ravioli go by.
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[lasagnas gasp]
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Not so fast. Gotcha. Oh, well.
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-Ravioli is a ravioli.
-[knees knocking]
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Roarrrrr!
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-[static]
-[lasagnas gasp]
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-[computer] Transmission interrupted.
-[lasagna screeching]
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The vile orange creaturejust ate the spying device.
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Revenge! Revenge! Revenge!
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[leader] People of Parma!
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As your leader, I have ordered
that the evil orange monster
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and its barbaric planet
be destroyed at once!
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Operation Blasteroid is a go!
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[cheering]
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[whoosh!]
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[mysterious soundtrack playing]
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Stretch!
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[fork creaking]
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Launch!
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[cheering]
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Dr. Bonkers! Dr. Bonkers!
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Stratospheric radar detects
a large object hurtling towards Earth.
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Oh, this doesn't look good!
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Wow! This doesn't look good at all!
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[rhythmic music on TV]
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Do you wanna watch Binky the Clown?
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No. My contract says
he's not allowed on this series.
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[woman] We interrupt this programto bring you breaking news.
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This is Dr. Thaddeus Bonkers.
Tell our viewers what you just told me.
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Certainly.
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A giant asteroid
is heading straight for planet Earth!
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-What?
-Yes!
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It will strike in exactly 13 hours
and 13 minutes and 13 seconds
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and destroy the entire world.
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-We're doomed! We're doomed!
-We're doomed! We're doomed!
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[anchorwoman shrieks]
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But there's one chance!
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We have a rocket ship that could fly up
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and destroy the asteroidbefore it reaches us.
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-Thank goodness!
-You said it.
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The problem is that no one can fitinto the rocket in order to fly it.
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We're doomed! We're doomed!
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You say that the spaceship's cockpit
was designed by a former cartoonist?
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Yes, and for some reason,
he designed these spacesuits
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in the shapes of an obese pussycatand an empty-headed puppy dog.
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Our only hope is to find someonewho fits into these spacesuits
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who could therefore fly the rocket upand save the world.
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-[Garfield screaming]
-[Odie yowling]
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[Jon] Ohh!
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[tires squeal]
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[Bonkers] You won't actually
have to fly the rocket.
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Everything will be controlled
and monitored by ground control.
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[Garfield] Good. We have nothing
to worry about.
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As soon as the rocket lands
on the asteroid,
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you will go out and deposit the payload.
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[Garfield] Bad. We have much
to worry about.
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[Bonkers] To activate the payload, you
only need to push the button on the tube.
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Then, you'll have ten minutes
to return to the rocket
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and leave the asteroid before it explodes.
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Good luck. You'll need it.
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[Odie whimpers]
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[whoosh!]
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-[clang!]
-[Odie] Huh?
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[both scream]
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-[Odie whimpering]
-[Garfield] You can't!
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Mankind is counting on you guys.
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[Garfield] If I were mankind,
I'd be worried.
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[woman] Nine, eight, seven...
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Four, three...
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-What happened to six and five?
-...two, one, blast off!
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[whoosh!]
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[Garfield screams]
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Soon, the evil barbaric planet
will be reduced to rubble!
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Glorious Leader,
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there seems to be an object
flying towards the Blasteroid.
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A primitive spacecraft!
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And it looks like it is going to land
on the Blasteroid!
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[banging on surface]
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-[both scream]
-[Garfield] Huh?
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-[Jon gasps]
-Wha?
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[hydraulics hiss]
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[Garfield] Odie, we're
a hundred thousand miles from Earth.
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A hundred thousand miles
from civilization.
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And worst of all, a hundred thousand miles
from Vito's Pizzeria!
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[Odie yowls]
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Yeah, I don't think they deliver this far.
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[lasagnas murmuring nervously]
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-Okay, guys, drop off the payload.
-[Jon laughing]
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Activate it and returnto the rocket immediately!
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What's he think we're gonna do up here?
Wait for an ice cream truck to come by?
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-[Odie] Huh?
-[clang!]
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[Garfield sighs]
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[Odie] Huh?
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[Garfield laughs]
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Odie. Whaaa...
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[sniffing]
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-Do you smell something familiar?
-[Odie sniffing]
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-[Odie] Mm-hmm.
-If I didn't know better, I'd say it's...
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Oops!
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[laughs]
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[chomps] Mmm...
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Yes, just as I thought, Odie.
This asteroid, it's a giant meatball.
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[Odie, gasping] Huh?
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Yes! We're on a "meat-eor"!
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Yippee!
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-[Garfield chomping]
-[Odie sighs]
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What is he doing?
Is he eating the asteroid?
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The rocket's probe has analyzed
the composition of the asteroid.
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It's made of onion
and garlic-infused beef.
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[sighs] Leave it to Garfield to find
the biggest meatball in the universe.
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[lasagnas gasp]
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[Garfield chomping, gulping]
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[Bonkers] You're endangering the mission!
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-Drop the payload and--
-Quiet. I'm eating.
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[chomping continues]
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Can the creature really eat
the entire Blasteroid?
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Yes, it can.
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I have seen it dining before.
It is insatiable.
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[chomping]
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[stops]
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[stomach grumbles]
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Yikes! Houston, we have a problem!
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How is he going to get back
into the rocket?
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There is a very simple way!
Wish I knew what it was.
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[Garfield] Odie, I can't go back
into the rocket; any bright ideas?
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-[monitor beeps]
-[Odie] Uh-uh.
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Of course not. You're Odie.
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The brightest idea you ever had
was chasing your tail for nine hours.
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[Odie] Hmm...
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Ta-da!
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[object whooshing]
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The rocket is about to blast off!
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Garfield is going to be left stranded
in outer space!
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[rocket roaring]
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[Odie yipping]
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[Garfield] Thanks, Odie.
I knew you'd come up with something.
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[Odie] Ahh!
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Actually, I didn't.
I just said that to make him feel good.
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[Garfield shrieks]
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[gasping]
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[shrieks]
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Well done, Odie.
You saved Garfield's life.
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Not really.
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Garfield is the asteroid now.
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-Earth is doomed once again!
-[Odie sighs]
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[Garfield shrieking]
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-[spacesuit squeaking]
-[Garfield burps]
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-[suit squeaking]
-[Garfield burping]
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[air escaping sporadically]
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I'm deflating every time I... burp.
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[air spluttering]
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-[Jon laughs]
-Amazing!
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He's almost back to his normal size.
Our planet is saved!
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[Jon laughing]
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[rocket roars past]
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-Ohh!
-[rocket clattering, banging]
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Ohh!
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[incoming projectile whistling]
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-[thud!]
-[Odie] Ta-da!
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Where's Garfield?
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[kaboom!]
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[Garfield] Mayday! Mayday!
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[thwack!]
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[screams]
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[burps]
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Welcome back, Garfield! You were heroic!
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Yes, I was, and you owe me big time.
I'm gonna make a list.
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-I'm starving! Italian, anyone?
-Huh, no!
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-Suit yourself. We'll eat without you.
-[Bonkers] I know a great place...
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[Garfield] I'm not touching food
of any kind for a long, long time.
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Especially...
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-Did he say Italian?
-Yeah!
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Remember how I used to say
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that I would go to the ends
of the universe for lasagna?
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-[Odie yips]
-[Garfield] Well, I did!
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[device beeping]
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People of Parma!
Once again, the evil orange monster wins.
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But it's not over!
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There will be a sequel.
And we will have our revenge!
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[object rattles, beeps]
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[beeping]
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[beeping accelerates]
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[jingling]
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[high-pitched whirring]
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[Garfield] Ahh! I love these days
when the flowers are in bloom
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and the leaves on the trees are green.
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And amazingly, they aren't even plastic.
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This is the kind of day when the world
should be hung in an art gallery.
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The kind of day when nothing can budge me
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from the peace and serenity
of my bed of flowers.
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[Jon] Garfield! Lunch is ready!
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The kind of day when the flowers can wait
because lunch is ready.
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[Garfield laughs]
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Hiya, Odie, what's new?
Tell me later. I want to eat now.
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-[Odie] Hmm?
-Here, guys. I made you...
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Ah-ah... ah-choo!
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Quick. Slow motion!
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[deep voice] Whoaaaaa!
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[Odie] Gesundheit.
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Ahhh! Thank you, Odie.
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[Garfield laughs]
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I've been sneezing all the time lately.
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[Odie] Huh?
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Ah-ah... ah-choo!
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Refill, please.
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[Jon] Ah-ah... ah-choo!
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Ahh. No, it isn't all the time.
It's just when I'm around you.
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-Moi?
-Could I be allergic to cats?
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No, Mr. Arbuckle.
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The test shows you're definitely
not allergic to cat hair.
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But I keep sneezing
every time Garfield is around.
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And I'm not sneezing now.
Are you sure, Doc?
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Well, according to this,
you're only allergic to a few things:
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antelope, a goldenrod
and grilled asparagus.
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No cat hair.
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So why do I sneeze around Garfield?
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There is one possibility.
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On TV tonight, there's a show about it.
I think you should watch.
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[announcer] And now,the Humanimallz specialist.
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Sometimes, sneezingis not caused by a cold or allergy.
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Sometimes, it's causedby suppressed anger.
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-[Odie] Hmm?
-Anger? But I'm not angry at Garfield.
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Well, not all the time.
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You see, suppressed angeris anger you hide.
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Sometimes, you even hide it from yourselfand you don't know it's inside of you.
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But it has to come out somehow.
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And sometimes, it comes out as a sneeze.
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Oh, that's ridiculous.
250
00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,160
If this is the case,you either have to deal with the anger
251
00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:13,800
or get rid of whatever's making you angry.
252
00:14:14,360 --> 00:14:15,360
Let's have dinner.
253
00:14:15,440 --> 00:14:18,000
I made a huge roast turkey
with all the trimmings.
254
00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:20,160
[chuckles] That nutty doctor!
255
00:14:20,240 --> 00:14:24,160
I am not mad at Garfield
and that is not making me sneeze.
256
00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:25,920
Garfield!
257
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,760
-You ate the entire turkey dinner?
-[hiccups]
258
00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:33,720
You ate all the mashed potatoes,
stuffing, corn pudding and rolls?
259
00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:37,320
-[hiccups]
-Do you have any shame?
260
00:14:37,840 --> 00:14:39,160
[hiccup hiccup]
261
00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:42,560
-[laughs]
-Did you leave anything for us?
262
00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,080
-[hiccups]
-[Jon sighs]
263
00:14:44,160 --> 00:14:47,760
Here, make a wish.
Me, I'm wishing for another turkey.
264
00:14:47,840 --> 00:14:48,840
[snarls]
265
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:52,000
Ah-ah... ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
266
00:14:52,080 --> 00:14:53,320
-Aaaaaah!
-[crash!]
267
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,320
[slams floor]
268
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:57,560
[Odie whimpers]
269
00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,640
I get my wish!
270
00:15:00,920 --> 00:15:04,880
I can't be allergic to Garfield.
There's got to be a sneezing cure.
271
00:15:06,200 --> 00:15:07,120
[Odie] Huh?
272
00:15:07,480 --> 00:15:09,120
I'm researching something online, Odie.
273
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,680
Remember, everything you read
on the Internet is absolutely true.
274
00:15:12,760 --> 00:15:14,080
[Odie] Hmm.
275
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,400
Here's a site that says wearing garlic
can cure sneezing.
276
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,480
I need garlic!
277
00:15:19,560 --> 00:15:22,240
[Odie] Garlic? That won't ever help!
278
00:15:24,720 --> 00:15:25,880
[owl hoots]
279
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:33,040
A dozen bulbs of garlic.
That'll stop my sneezing.
280
00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:36,520
Liz won't come near me for a month
but it'll stop my sneezing.
281
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,440
Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!
282
00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:44,680
Oh! I've got to try something else.
283
00:15:44,760 --> 00:15:47,440
Someone online said
a hot bath can cure sneezing.
284
00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,880
Ahh! And it seems to be working.
285
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:55,120
I came in to run the water and the tub
was already full, so I jumped in.
286
00:15:56,240 --> 00:15:59,240
What are you doing
in my crab gumbo? [gasps]
287
00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:01,520
-Aaah!
-[claws clicking]
288
00:16:01,600 --> 00:16:05,240
[shrieking]
289
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,200
[slurps]
290
00:16:08,280 --> 00:16:11,000
Needs more salt and less Jon.
291
00:16:11,080 --> 00:16:13,920
Heat lamp, that will stop sneezing.
[chuckles]
292
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:15,880
[lamp buzzing]
293
00:16:15,960 --> 00:16:17,840
Ahh! This should do it.
294
00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:20,080
[Garfield laughs]
295
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,560
-[corn popping]
-Huh?
296
00:16:24,360 --> 00:16:25,520
Whoaaaa!
297
00:16:25,600 --> 00:16:26,840
[house rumbling]
298
00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:29,080
[Jon shrieks]
299
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:31,440
[scattered kernels popping]
300
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,320
[Garfield] Mmm...
301
00:16:35,080 --> 00:16:38,760
Hold still. I'm adding the melted butter.
302
00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:39,920
Ah-choo!
303
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:42,200
That's it! Ah-choo!
304
00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,240
Tomorrow morning, I'm...
305
00:16:44,320 --> 00:16:45,480
Ah... ah-choo!
306
00:16:45,560 --> 00:16:48,200
going to see that doctor on TV!
307
00:16:48,280 --> 00:16:49,280
Ah-choo!
308
00:16:50,840 --> 00:16:53,800
[doctor] As I said on my show,
Mr. Arbuckle,
309
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,480
sneezing can be caused by anger.
310
00:16:56,560 --> 00:17:00,160
This cat of yours,
tell me everything he does.
311
00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:01,960
Well, he sleeps.
312
00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:06,000
-Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What else?
-Uh, he eats.
313
00:17:06,079 --> 00:17:09,640
-Uh... Yes, what else?
-That's it.
314
00:17:09,720 --> 00:17:11,040
That's it?
315
00:17:11,119 --> 00:17:14,599
Well, once in a while,
he torments our puppy Odie or the mailman.
316
00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:19,040
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. How exactly does
he torment this puppy?
317
00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:20,880
How doesn't he?
318
00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:23,880
Last week, for instance,
he got a box of gelatin mix.
319
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,119
Then he poured it into Odie's water dish.
320
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,760
[snickers]
321
00:17:30,800 --> 00:17:32,120
[Odie] Ohh!
322
00:17:32,200 --> 00:17:33,400
[slurping]
323
00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:36,280
Huh?
324
00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,440
[straining]
325
00:17:37,520 --> 00:17:38,520
[thwack!]
326
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,000
[thwack!]
327
00:17:44,080 --> 00:17:47,120
[laughing]
328
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,680
Mm-hmm. I see. I see.
329
00:17:50,760 --> 00:17:53,480
Now, were you mad at your cat
for doing this?
330
00:17:53,720 --> 00:17:58,720
Mad? Well, maybe a little mad,
but no, I don't get mad at Garfield.
331
00:17:58,800 --> 00:17:59,840
Mm-hmm.
332
00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,520
Well, you said he did something
to your mailman?
333
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,400
Every day, practically.
334
00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:07,640
It's like Garfield waits for him.
335
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:12,720
The other day, he took our vacuum cleaner.
336
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,120
[laughs]
337
00:18:15,600 --> 00:18:20,360
[vacuum whirring]
338
00:18:20,440 --> 00:18:24,120
[doctor] Now, did that make you madat your cat, Arbuckle?
339
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,360
Be honest.
340
00:18:25,520 --> 00:18:26,880
Yes, I...
341
00:18:27,160 --> 00:18:31,800
No, I don't let those things bother me.
I almost did, though.
342
00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:33,720
It was about three weeks ago.
343
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:38,080
You're thinking the ice cream truck will
be along any minute and you want some.
344
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,840
The answer is no. N-O, no.
345
00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:45,160
I don't feel like walking out to the curb.
346
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,120
Hmm. [snickers]
347
00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:52,280
[tinny music from ice-cream truck]
348
00:18:55,360 --> 00:18:57,160
[tires screeching]
349
00:18:57,240 --> 00:19:00,280
Boy, the ice cream truck
sounds like it's getting real close.
350
00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,760
-[crash!]
-Aaaaaah!
351
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,680
Could I have money
for a quart of lasagna ripple?
352
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,720
[Jon snarls]
353
00:19:06,800 --> 00:19:11,160
Well, Mr. Arbuckle,
it's obvious what's making you sneeze.
354
00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:14,560
You can't admit
that you're mad at your cat.
355
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:16,400
I am mad at my cat.
356
00:19:16,480 --> 00:19:22,000
I didn't want to say those words,
but I'm very mad at my cat.
357
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:25,440
-Say the words, Arbuckle.
-I'm mad at my cat.
358
00:19:25,680 --> 00:19:29,280
You must confess before the entire world.
359
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,840
I'm mad at my cat!
360
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,200
Louder, Arbuckle.
361
00:19:33,720 --> 00:19:35,920
I'm mad at my cat!
362
00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:38,840
[man] Who's doing all that yelling?
363
00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:42,400
Some guy who's mad at his cat.
364
00:19:42,480 --> 00:19:45,480
Is he really mad at his cat?
365
00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:48,480
He sounds really mad at his cat.
366
00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:50,440
[Jon] I'm mad at my cat!
367
00:19:50,680 --> 00:19:54,600
[man] Oh, he must be that Arbuckle guy.
368
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:58,840
[woman] Oh, the one with the cat
that eats all the lasagna?
369
00:19:58,920 --> 00:20:00,640
[laughing]
370
00:20:00,720 --> 00:20:05,720
I did it, doctor! I confronted my anger!
I admitted I was mad at my cat.
371
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,600
Excellent, my boy.
372
00:20:07,680 --> 00:20:10,120
Now, you just have to do one more thing
373
00:20:10,200 --> 00:20:13,040
and you'll be rid
of your sneezing problem forever.
374
00:20:13,120 --> 00:20:15,160
Ahh! Anything. What is it?
375
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:18,960
Well, now, of course,
you get rid of your cat.
376
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:24,920
Of course! And then I won't be sneezing...
Get rid of my cat? Get rid of Garfield?
377
00:20:25,200 --> 00:20:30,040
Of course. He makes you sneeze
and, as you admit, you are mad at him.
378
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,640
But... but I couldn't get rid of Garfield.
379
00:20:32,720 --> 00:20:35,320
That would be like getting rid
of my right arm.
380
00:20:36,920 --> 00:20:38,160
[doctor] Think it over, Arbuckle.
381
00:20:38,720 --> 00:20:41,640
If you don't have the courage
to get rid of your cat,
382
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,160
do you know what people will say to you?
383
00:20:44,240 --> 00:20:45,200
Yeah.
384
00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:48,480
They're going to say "gesundheit" a lot.
Thank you, Doctor.
385
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,440
What an odd young man.
386
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:54,040
I can't understand
why he won't cure his problem.
387
00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:57,360
Patient gone? Good.
388
00:20:57,440 --> 00:20:59,920
It's our wedding anniversary, you know.
389
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:03,120
And you have to drive me
to my mother's house.
390
00:21:03,960 --> 00:21:05,600
Ahem. Yes, dear.
391
00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:08,440
Ah-ah... ah-choo!
392
00:21:08,520 --> 00:21:10,120
Ah-choo!
393
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:12,240
[tires screech]
394
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:14,120
[engine revs]
395
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,520
Jon's home!
396
00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,880
Odie! I've decided I've given Jon
a pretty bad time lately.
397
00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:24,600
-You?
-Yeah.
398
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,440
I have an attack of conscience
once a year.
399
00:21:27,520 --> 00:21:29,920
I'm gonna give him a gift to apologize.
400
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:36,040
Garfield. I found out my sneezing
was caused because I was angry at you.
401
00:21:36,120 --> 00:21:39,000
I've decided something.
No matter what you do,
402
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:41,160
I'll never be mad at you again.
403
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:44,320
No matter what I do? Wow.
404
00:21:44,400 --> 00:21:45,960
Okay. [laughs]
405
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,360
Here's something for you.
406
00:21:48,560 --> 00:21:52,200
Oh! You picked me some flowers?
That's nice, Garfield.
407
00:21:52,280 --> 00:21:57,280
And you have so many kinds:
daisies and daffodils and goldenrod and...
408
00:21:57,360 --> 00:21:59,240
Ah-ah... ah-choo!
409
00:21:59,320 --> 00:22:00,360
Goldenrod?
410
00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:04,320
Yeah, goldenrod!
It's been blooming outside lately.
411
00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:05,320
[Jon shrieks]
412
00:22:05,400 --> 00:22:07,120
[Garfield laughing]
413
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:13,320
And I just love to sleep in it
and roll around in it.
414
00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:17,120
You've been rolling around in goldenrod,
a flower I'm...
415
00:22:17,200 --> 00:22:19,520
ah...ah-choo! ...allergic to?
416
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:21,040
That's what's been making me...
417
00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:22,760
ah-ah... ah-choo!
418
00:22:22,840 --> 00:22:23,800
...sneeze?
419
00:22:23,880 --> 00:22:27,040
And I went through all those cures
and went to that doctor and...
420
00:22:27,120 --> 00:22:31,560
Ah-choo! And all that because of that?
I'm mad at you, Garfield!
421
00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:35,440
"No matter what you do,
I'll never ever be mad at you again."
422
00:22:35,520 --> 00:22:37,400
Gee, that didn't last long.
423
00:22:37,760 --> 00:22:40,320
I'm mad at my cat! Ah-choo!
424
00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:42,400
-I'm mad at my cat!
-[woman] Poor man.
425
00:22:42,480 --> 00:22:45,120
It sounds like he's got a cold.
426
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:48,480
Or maybe it's an allergy to goldenrod.
427
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:49,560
[Jon] Ah-choo!
428
00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:51,240
I'm mad at my cat!
429
00:22:51,320 --> 00:22:52,920
Ah-choo!
430
00:22:53,000 --> 00:22:55,200
I'm mad at my cat!
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