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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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So you think you can rob a bank
and get away with it?
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[alarm ringing]
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When will you criminals learn
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that you are no match
for Ultra Powerful Guy?
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[robber shrieks]
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Whoaaaaa!
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Once again, I have saved the dayand brought justice to the world.
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Boy, Ultra Powerful Guy
sure has a high opinion of himself.
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Garfield, could I have a potato chip?
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No.
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But I guess if you are perfect
and admired, it's hard to be humble.
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Here. Have a potato chip.
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Thanks, Garfield.
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Ohh!
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Hey, I don't need your snacks.
I'm so cute, I can get it on my own.
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This I gotta see.
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Meow.
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Are my eyes deceiving me
or is that the cutest kitty I ever saw?
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He's so adorable.
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Here, let's give him
an entire pepperoni pizza
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with mushrooms and Canadian bacon.
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Sorry, Garf.
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I don't have a slice to share.
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If Ultra Powerful Guy came by,
I bet you'd have a slice for him.
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Idea happening.
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Where's that long underwear of Jon's?
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Now, I'm gonna need a towel
and some boots.
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[laughing]
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Didn't know I was this handy, did you?
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Here you go, boy. A nice dish of sardines.
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Beware, evildoers.
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You thought you could get away
with your evildoing,
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but you failed to reckon
with the awesome might of...
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Ultra Powerful Guy.
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Wow!
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Citizen, have you seen
any evildoers around here?
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Huh-uh.
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I'm searching
for the villainous Doctor Drastic.
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He's a master of disguise
and I have reason to believe
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he's currently made himself look
like this.
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[gasps]
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But don't be afraid.
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He's only dangerous when he spreads around
his disastrous Omega 3 explosive devices
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which he makes to look like harmless
but delicious sardines.
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[whimpering]
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Great Scott! That diabolical villain.
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Fear not, citizen.
Ultra Powerful Guy is on the job.
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I shall dispose of these dangerous items.
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Up... up and away!
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[sighs]
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Hi, boy. How were those sardines?
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-[snarling]
-Odie, what's wrong? Odie, stop!
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-[barking]
-It's me, Jon! Jon!
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[slurping]
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Mmmm!
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Oh, gosh, wish I had a napkin. Oh, wait.
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I always wondered
why superheroes needed capes.
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Now I know.
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I wonder if there are any cat shows
I could enter today and, of course, win.
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[laughs]
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Let's see.
Calculators, caterers, caterpillars...
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Here we go. Cat shows.
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It's two o'clock.
I'll win it and be home by 3:00.
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Hey. Hey, it's stuck!
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Hey, I'm trapped in this phone booth.
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Help, I'm stuck in this phone booth! Help!
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This looks like a job
for Ultra Powerful Guy.
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Here I come to save the day!
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-Ouch!
-You saved me. Who are you?
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[sighs] Don't you recognize me?
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[thud!]
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I thought everyone knew
Ultra Powerful Guy!
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Wha?
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I fly, I leap over tall buildings
in a single bound.
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I eat, which reminds me.
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All this super-heroing stuff
has made me work up an appetite.
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Could you show your appreciation by...
[whispering]
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Sure.
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It's the least I can do
for Ultra Powerful Guy.
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[Garfield snickers]
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Meow.
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Meow.
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What a cute cat.
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Here, take this plate
of spaghetti and meatballs.
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-[Nermal] Here you go, UPG.
-Thanks.
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-[purrs]
-Do you mind? I'm trying to eat here.
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-Oh, sorry. See ya later, superhero.
-[Garfield laughs]
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[slurping]
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-[burp]
-Now that's how you eat spaghetti, kids.
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None of this "twirling on a fork" jazz.
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You know what kind of dessert
goes after spaghetti?
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Any kind of dessert.
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My, what an incredibly cute cat.
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Say, incredibly cute cat,
have you seen two men around here?
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They're wanted criminals.
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Sorry. Haven't seen anyone.
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This is great.
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I'll rescue Nermal again
and have his cute magic reward me
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with a couple of pies.
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[straining]
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Here we go.
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Hey, slow down!
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I have to get to him before you.
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-Citizen! Look out!
-[Nermal screams]
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Ohh!
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I'll protect you
from that runaway dumpster!
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Whoaaaa! Ouch!
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Whoo! Stop this thing!
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Help!
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I'm telling you, Joe,
this is the time to rob that bank.
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And I'm tellin' you, Moe,
not with Ultra Powerful Guy around.
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-That guy is too, he's too...
-Ultra powerful?
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That's the word. He can do anything.
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[Garfield screaming]
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Anything except stop
a runaway trash dumpster.
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[Joe] Apparently.
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[Garfield] No! No! Help!
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Whoaaaa!
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That didn't look
very ultra powerful to me.
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Me neither.
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I'll bet Batman
doesn't get banana peels in his mask.
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-Hey, Moe, you see that?
-I see, I see.
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Ultra Powerful Guy without his mask.
He's a, he's a...
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-Cat!
-Kind of a fat one, too.
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Gotta hurry. I have dessert coming.
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[chuckles] Just think, we know
Ultra Powerful Guy's secret identity.
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And we know his weakness. He is a cat.
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-Let's go rob ourselves a bank.
-Let us.
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[Garfield] It's real simple.
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I saved your life. I get a reward.
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Aren't superheroes
supposed to fight for truth and justice?
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Yeah. We do all that stuff.
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But sometimes we also need pie.
Now, get on with it.
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Banana cream
with some chocolate sprinkles.
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All right.
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I'll put on my best "banana cream pie
with chocolate sprinkles" cuteness.
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Ahem. Meow.
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My goodness! I've never seen
a cuter cat in all my life.
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Here's a chocolate cream pie
with banana sprinkles.
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-Ha ha!
-[Garfield, sighing] Close enough.
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[Nermal] Oooh!
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Wow, you're kind of a disappointment,
Ultra Powerful Guy.
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Not now. I have pie.
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Ohh!
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Gee! Ultra Powerful Guy
wasn't that impressive.
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I wish I could have seen him
do something really ultra powerful.
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Huh?! Oh, no! A bank robbery!
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What do I do?
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I know. This looks like a job for
Ultra Powerful Guy!
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Hey!
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But I keep telling you,
I don't do bank robbers.
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You know what I'm good at?
Get me another pie.
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You're a superhero! It's your duty to foil
those nasty bank robbers.
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I don't suppose you guys would
stop in the name of the law?
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It's Ultra Powerful Guy!
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Ha ha! We ain't afraid
of Ultra Powerful Guy.
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'Cause we know his secret
and that we can defeat him with...
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This.
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What is that?
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[Moe] You don't know what it is?
It's a catnip mouse.
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[Joe] Which is every cat's weakness.
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Doesn't do anything for me.
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Maybe if you had one stuffed with lasagna.
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-It ain't working.
-Let's get outta here with the loot.
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[Nermal laughing]
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Great Scott! This looks like a job for...
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Ultra Powerful guy!
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Hey! You closed the door on my cape!
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[Garfield screaming]
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Help! Ouch!
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Whoo! Whoaaaaa!
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Hey, wait, stop!
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Cape caught! Yoo-hoo! Whoa! Help!
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Yoo-hoo! Help! Mayday! Stop, please!
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Never once happened to Batman, trust me.
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Stop the car, save a cat!
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[screams]
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-End of the road for you three!
-[Garfield] Help!
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[Garfield] Two! There are two of them!
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Honest, I'm just sort of a tag-along
or pull-along. I don't count.
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What?
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-[Garfield screams]
-[clang!]
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-Nice work, cat.
-[crowd cheering]
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If you hadn't delayed them,
I never would have caught them.
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That was awesome, Ultra Powerful Guy!
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You were just amazing and... hey.
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Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy?
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-I am.
-I am.
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Oh, come on.
Which one of you is Ultra Powerful Guy ?
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-I am.
-I am.
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This is not fair; one of you is
the real Ultra Powerful Guy, which is it ?
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-I am.
-I am.
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Come on, okay.
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Which one of you
is the real Ultra Powerful Guy ?
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-I am.
-I am.
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[Nermal] This is impossible.
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Alright guys, last time,
which one of you is the real UPG, hit me.
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-I am.
-I am.
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Yaaaaaa!
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[laughs]
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"Don't miss
the new Sunday buffet at Vito's.
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Best pizza in the whole universe!"
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Sounds good.
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[Odie] What's in there?
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Must be that brand-new waffle machine
I ordered last week
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on the shopping channel.
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[Odie] Ohh!
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-Yeah, but... What?
-[Odie] Huh?
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Where's my waffle machine?
They must have mixed up orders.
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-[crash!]
-[sniffing]
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Now I'm officially miffed!
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"Telepathic helmet.
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World's first telepathic gadget
that allows you to read
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other people's minds.
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Batteries included, made in China,"
blah-blah-blah.
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Bogus, fake. phony. Unsightly.
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Hey, what the--?
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Well, I might as well give it a try.
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Let's see, "Flip the power switch to 'on.'
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Then find someone and use the green knob
to tune into their most inner thoughts."
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-Huh?
-[Garfield laughs]
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[gears clattering]
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Maybe I need to crank up the volume a bit.
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[gears clattering]
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Knew it! This stuff doesn't work.
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Just like those silly "X-ray glasses"
they sell in comic book...
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[Jon] Need... cup... of... coffee... now.
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Whoa! Who would have thought
that this stupid helmet actually works?
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[barks]
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Ahh! Should have known better
than to use Odie to set the volume.
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That dog is totally brainless.
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[gasps]
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Hiya, here's your favorite,
freshly baked morning lasagna.
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-Ha ha. Uh... Uh...
-[helmet gears clattering]
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[Jon] I hope he won't noticeI cooked him some...
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Frozen lasagna, huh?
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Did you really think
you could get away with this? Please.
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I can explain.
The grocer was out of cheese.
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[Jon] That cat is way too smart.
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Lucky he doesn't know about thecarrot cake behind the milk carton...
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[Garfield] Meow!
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[gasps]
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[child] Stop treating me like a baby.
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I can cross the street by myself,I'm five years old!
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-Ohh!
-[Garfield laughs]
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[woman] He never looks at me.
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[man] I'm so in love with her.
251
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,440
[chuckles]
252
00:15:28,520 --> 00:15:31,880
[Nermal] I'm the cutest catin the whole wide world.
253
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,080
[humming]
254
00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:37,240
I'd know that thought from anywhere.
255
00:15:38,360 --> 00:15:39,320
Hi, Nermal.
256
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:43,360
That ice cream sure looks yummy.
Do you mind if I have a lick?
257
00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:44,960
Actually, I would.
258
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,840
I've been selected as one of the finalists
in the "Cutest Cat Pageant"
259
00:15:48,920 --> 00:15:51,920
and I don't wanna catch anyone's germs
before the final judging.
260
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:54,080
Especially yours.
261
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:58,640
[Nermal] And if Garfield doesn't noticeI'm wearing eyeliner,
262
00:15:58,720 --> 00:16:00,480
maybe the judges won't know either.
263
00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,640
Hey, Nermal, those contests
usually have a rule against makeup.
264
00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,800
It would be a shame if the judges
found out you were wearing eyeliner.
265
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,520
How did you know about the eyeliner?
I didn't tell anyone!
266
00:16:15,120 --> 00:16:16,520
[Nermal] Ohh!
267
00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:17,560
[Garfield humming]
268
00:16:17,640 --> 00:16:20,360
[alien] I really doubtwe'll find it on Earth.
269
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:22,720
This planet is way too primitive.
270
00:16:22,800 --> 00:16:26,360
We must reportto Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.
271
00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:31,000
Meet me in the alley.And make sure no one follows you.
272
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:32,800
Affirmative.
273
00:16:33,680 --> 00:16:38,840
Hmm. I have no idea what they're up to,
but I'd better keep an eye on them.
274
00:16:45,320 --> 00:16:46,960
Whoa!
275
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,840
[energy pulsing]
276
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,560
Holy manicotti.
They're aliens posing as humans.
277
00:16:57,560 --> 00:16:59,560
[alien] This better be good.
278
00:16:59,640 --> 00:17:03,720
I was only halfway throughthe Sunday comics.
279
00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:10,200
Our lifelong quest across the galaxies
hasn't been in vain, my master.
280
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,680
We may have found it on a small planet
they call "Earth."
281
00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:19,720
"Vito's restaurant,
best pizza in the whole universe."
282
00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:23,040
Go now and investigate further.
283
00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:27,880
And if, indeed,this pizza is the best in the universe,
284
00:17:27,960 --> 00:17:29,640
we shall invade Earth
285
00:17:29,720 --> 00:17:35,400
and force Earthlings to cookzillions of pizzas for our home planet!
286
00:17:35,920 --> 00:17:38,520
Yes, Your Bicephalus Highness.
287
00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:44,360
Wow! The fate of our planet and our pizza
is on my shoulders.
288
00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,200
I'd better go warn Vito.
289
00:17:46,280 --> 00:17:49,640
Who knows, maybe I can get
a free lunch out of it.
290
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:56,280
[clang!]
291
00:17:56,360 --> 00:17:58,480
Where do you think you're going, Garfield?
292
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,840
Vito, you have to let me in.
293
00:18:01,920 --> 00:18:05,600
Some nasty aliens are on their way
and they're after your pizza.
294
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:09,200
What's-a matter?
You can't read the new sign on the door?
295
00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:12,120
Okay, "All you can eat for 6.99.
296
00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:16,120
Does not apply to orange cats
whose names begin with 'G.'"
297
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,080
Hardy-har-har. Very funny.
298
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:22,040
Now you better excuse me,
I got some customers.
299
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,440
Good evening, please come in.
300
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:30,320
Oh, we're looking for the best pizza
in the universe.
301
00:18:30,400 --> 00:18:33,960
And you come to the right place.
You come this way.
302
00:18:38,960 --> 00:18:41,760
So what kind of pizza do you like?
303
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:45,160
Oh! All of them.
304
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:48,360
Whoa! You must be really hungry, no?
305
00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:52,200
Oh, you have no idea.
306
00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,560
-You like?
-Uh... yes.
307
00:19:02,640 --> 00:19:03,640
[chuckles]
308
00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:08,120
No. Everything except this!
309
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:11,400
Oh, you don't like the anchovy?
310
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:15,200
These things are highly toxic to our kind.
311
00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:18,680
I'll make a pizza without anchovies.
312
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,640
They don't like anchovies?
313
00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:29,800
[sighs]
314
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:40,120
No, no, and no!
315
00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:44,600
But we haven't tried
the Hawaiian, and Vito's Special.
316
00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:45,880
Look, lady.
317
00:19:45,960 --> 00:19:50,440
I tell you for the thousandth time,
it's 20 minutes past closing time.
318
00:19:50,520 --> 00:19:51,640
You go now.
319
00:19:51,720 --> 00:19:55,720
This human is annoying me.
Can I eat him now?
320
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:56,840
Don't.
321
00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:00,000
His pizza really is the best
in the universe.
322
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:02,600
Let's report to Emperor KaAl'Zone at once.
323
00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,880
-[energy pulsing]
-I hate sci-fi.
324
00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,360
[electronic whistling]
325
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:14,400
[Garfield screams]
326
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,480
Aliens or no, I don't make any more pizza.
327
00:20:29,320 --> 00:20:33,120
Where is my pizza?
328
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:36,440
Let me handle this,
my Bicephalus Highness.
329
00:20:36,520 --> 00:20:38,200
Greetings, Earthling!
330
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,600
The superior and unique taste
of your pizza
331
00:20:40,680 --> 00:20:43,960
is legendary across the universe.
332
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:47,840
Emperor KaAl'Zone himself
has travelled across the whole galaxy
333
00:20:47,920 --> 00:20:49,760
just to give it a try.
334
00:20:49,840 --> 00:20:50,920
Really?
335
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:55,560
[alien] If he likes your pizza, he'll want
to export it across the Milky Way.
336
00:20:55,640 --> 00:20:59,720
We're talking
major interstellar distribution here.
337
00:20:59,800 --> 00:21:02,080
Of course!
338
00:21:02,160 --> 00:21:06,560
Give me 15 minutes and I'll bake him
the best pizza in the whole universe!
339
00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:13,360
What are you doing here?
340
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:17,360
Vito, you can't cook for them.
They want to take over the Earth.
341
00:21:17,440 --> 00:21:20,000
Why you try to wreck Vito's masterpiece?
342
00:21:20,080 --> 00:21:21,680
This is gonna be my best.
343
00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:27,120
Think of the free publicity
if Emperor KaAl'Zone, he liked my pizza.
344
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:31,320
If only he could understand
the aliens like I do.
345
00:21:31,600 --> 00:21:35,000
Of course!
Why didn't I think of this earlier?
346
00:21:36,160 --> 00:21:37,920
Hey, what do you think you're doing?
347
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:42,520
[alien 1] Those Earthlings are sogullible.
348
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:45,720
[alien 2] When are we taking overtheir unsightly planet?
349
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:49,760
[alien 1] As soon as Emperor KaAl'Zonehas tasted their pizza.
350
00:21:49,840 --> 00:21:55,480
-Now I see. We gotta do something!
-I second that.
351
00:21:55,560 --> 00:21:57,880
Anchovy. Of course.
352
00:21:57,960 --> 00:22:00,800
We gonna cook them a pizza
they never forget!
353
00:22:21,360 --> 00:22:25,280
[fanfare plays]
354
00:22:29,360 --> 00:22:30,640
Eccola!
355
00:22:31,680 --> 00:22:33,200
[sighs]
356
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,760
Yummy!
357
00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:39,000
Who is this?
358
00:22:39,080 --> 00:22:41,840
Oh, he... he is... he is my helper.
359
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:47,480
[alien gagging]
360
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:49,440
Ptooey! Arggh!
361
00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:54,160
Treason! You tried to poison your emperor!
362
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:58,080
But, Your Bicephal Highness, we...
363
00:22:58,160 --> 00:23:02,440
I am sending both of you
to work in my uranium mines
364
00:23:02,520 --> 00:23:05,640
on the dark side of Aldebaran...
365
00:23:06,680 --> 00:23:09,160
I'm cancelling the Earth invasion.
366
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,840
We'll come back in a few thousand years
367
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:16,040
to see if the Earthlings
have improved on their cooking.
368
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:19,680
This is the worst pizza
369
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:23,480
in the whole universe!
370
00:23:24,280 --> 00:23:26,120
-[door slams]
-[Garfield laughs]
371
00:23:27,200 --> 00:23:29,320
[incoming whistle sounding]
372
00:23:29,400 --> 00:23:31,240
[thud!]
373
00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:32,760
[spaceship roars off]
374
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:36,240
[Garfield rips sign]
375
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:41,480
Okay, I guess I owe you that much.
376
00:23:42,040 --> 00:23:43,680
[Garfield laughs]
377
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:53,680
-I hope you still hungry, cat.
-Bring it on.
378
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:55,200
[Garfield snickers]
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