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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[Garfield straining]
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I found an old empty TV set
in the vacant lot down the street.
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It's heavy, but this will be worth it.
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Oh, there you are.
I'm about to leave for my trip, Garfield.
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Bring me something.
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Now, I'm counting on you
to be nice to Odie while I'm gone.
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You can take care of yourself,
but if anything happens to Odie...
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I know, I know.
No lasagna until a century after next.
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Well, you know.
See you in a couple of days.
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It's okay. I won't annoy Odie...
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too much. [snickers]
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[Odie yipping]
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Good afternoon. I'm Walter Turkeybaster
with the news for puppy dogs.
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And here are the headlines.
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Major scientific breakthrough
in flea baths,
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city to repaint all fire hydrants,
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and new lower prices
on cute little rubber squeaky toys.
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You dropped your bone.
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Thank you.
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Wait! We have breaking news!
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The city has just passed a law
banning all puppy dogs.
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Oh, no!
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The mayor has ordered that all puppies
be arrested and locked in a small cage
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where they will be fed only raisins.
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[Odie yips]
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-[Odie] Only raisins?
-Quick, Odie! You have to hide!
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They're coming for you!
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[Odie's teeth chattering]
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No, no, no! That won't work!
They'll find you!
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Alright, puppy dog.
We know you're in there!
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This is the police.
Come out with your paws up.
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[Odie barking, yowling]
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-[Garfield snickering]
-[Odie barking]
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[Garfield laughs]
This is too good, this is great!
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[Odie whining]
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Hi, puppy dog.
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What's wrong, little puppy?
I won't hurt you.
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I didn't know puppy dogs
could climb trees.
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[Odie] Uh-oh.
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[crash!]
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Aww, poor little puppy dog.
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I hope you didn't hurt yourself.
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My mommy will see if you're alright.
She used to be a nurse.
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[Garfield laughing]
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Garfield, that was a mean
and crummy thing to do.
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You're right, Squeak. But it was so funny.
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Come on, Squeak.
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Odie will be fine.
He'll be wandering back in a little while.
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And then I'll do it to him again!
I'm so bad!
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There's nothing wrong
with this little puppy, Nathan dear.
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He's fine.
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Can we feed him, Mommy?
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Well, I suppose. That is, if he's hungry.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Get those Peruvian sardines out
of the refrigerator, dear.
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What's wrong, little puppy?
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Puppy, you act like you expect
someone to swoop in
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and just take them away from you.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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[yowls]
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[Odie] Ohh!
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They're all yours.
You can eat them all by yourself.
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I can?
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When is Odie coming back?
I have more tricks planned.
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He only went across the street and...
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Hey, that kid's part of the new family
that moved in here last week.
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Go, boy! Fetch the stick!
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[Garfield] He's throwing the stick
so Odie can fetch it for him.
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What's the point of that?
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When I throw the stick, I make sure it
and Odie don't come back for a long time.
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Okay. He'll be back.
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Yeah, he'll be back.
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Mom! The puppy and I get along great.
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Can I keep him? Can I?
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I don't know. He may belong to someone.
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Puppy, do you belong to someone?
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Mm-hmm.
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Uh-uh!
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Well, Nathan, you did do very well
on your latest science project.
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I guess you deserve a reward.
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Yay!
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We need to give you a name, puppy.
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This is a book of doggie names.
How about Rover?
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Hmm-mm.
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-Fido?
-Hmm-mm.
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-Lassie?
-[snarls]
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Oh, that's right. You're a boy dog.
How about Fluffy?
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Blecch!
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Boy, here's a real dumb name.
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Can you believe that someone
would actually name a dog "Odie"?
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All Jon left me to eat
while he's gone is this stuff.
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Look at these ingredients!
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No pasta. No ricotta cheese.
No marinara sauce!
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And they call this cat food?
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I'm gonna go use Jon's computer
while he's gone. Any sign of the pup?
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Odie will be back.
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He'll be back.
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Why isn't Odie back?
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I'll have to bring him back.
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You like this, don't you? Yeah.
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We're gonna get you some new doggie toys,
and for dinner, lasagna.
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Lasagna? I'm eating canned nothing
and he's getting lasagna?
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[mother] Nathan!
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That's Mom! I'll be right back.
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Odie, quick! Here's your chance.
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Sneak out the window
and I'll get you home.
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-Uh-uh.
-You don't want to come home?
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[yipping]
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-This is your home now?
-Mm-hmm.
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-See you, pup.
-Bye!
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While you're busy, Mom,
may I work on my new science project?
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That's a good idea.
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Stupid dog.
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Imagine picking luxury and lasagna
over being tormented by me.
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Well, I won't miss him.
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In fact, it'll be nice having the house
as a puppy-free zone.
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I don't care if he ever comes back.
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[Nathan] Puppy! You're going to help me
with my new science experiment.
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[Odie yips]
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[electricity sparking]
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[Odie yowls]
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[electricity buzzing]
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This is my lab, puppy.
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This is where I am going
to transform you into a cockroach!
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[maniacal laughter]
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Uh-oh.
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[sighs]
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Hi, Garfield. I was just placing a bid
on a piece of cheddar,
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and I was looking at some of the videos
Jon's taken of you around the house.
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-So, Odie isn't coming back?
-No. I can't understand why.
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Here. I'll show you why.
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Excuse me.
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Twenty-seven feet. A new record.
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Don't slurp! Don't slurp!
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I'm asking you nicely, don't slurp!
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Alright, you're asking for it.
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Do not open until Christmas.
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[snickers]
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[Odie yowls]
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[Odie panting]
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[Garfield laughs]
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-Now do you see why?
-I guess.
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What difference does it make?
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He's living the good life
across the street.
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[whining]
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[howling]
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It's no use. You can't get away!
You'll be a cockroach in no time!
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-[laughing maniacally]
-[yowling]
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Whoa. He sounds upset. Maybe they're out
of his favorite mustard.
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-[electricity buzzing]
-[clamps clanging]
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[yowling]
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He doesn't sound
like he's having a great time.
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No, he doesn't.
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Wait for me!
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-[electricity buzzing]
-[Odie muttering]
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[device whirring]
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[laughing maniacally]
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In one minute, you'll be a cockroach.
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[beeping]
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[Odie yowling]
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The world needs my invention!
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Everyone will want to turn their dog
into a cockroach!
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Hurry! Here's what I need you to do.
Okay. [whispering]
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-[doorbell rings]
-Why does someone always interrupt you
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just when you're about to turn your dog
into a cockroach?
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Whew!
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Now, where was I?
Oh, yes, turning you into a cockroach!
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I was about to--
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[buzzer sounds]
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Where did he go?
Where did my cockroach-to-be disappear to?
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[laughing maniacally]
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Stop! What are you doing?
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No!
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Sorry, fella. I need my friend back.
I've been kinda rotten to him lately.
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-No!
-[bell dings]
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-[electricity sparking]
-You can't do this to me!
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[high-pitched voice]
This was my invention!
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This is only supposed to be used on dogs!
And my math teacher!
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[Squeak] We made it!
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[yipping]
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What? You heard me say I've been
kinda rotten to my friend lately?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I didn't mean that.
I just, what I was... Well, it's...
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[Squeak] We have breaking news!
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Odie the Pup is home,
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and Garfield won't do anything mean to him
for at least two weeks.
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Make it a week and you've got a deal, pal.
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[Odie] Yeah! Yeah, yeah!
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Woof!
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[sniffing]
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Huh?
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Hmm?
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[Odie yipping]
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[Odie] Ohh!
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[chomp!]
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[muttering]
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[chomping]
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[thud!]
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[Garfield] Dogs. Why?
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That is the subject of our program,
and I hope you'll stay tuned
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as we delve into the mystifying
and somewhat inexplicable behavior
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of the species known as dogs,
or, more formally, Canis lupis familiaris,
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or, as I like to call them, muttonheads.
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To understand dogs,
we must retrace their history
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to have a better understanding
of what made them what they are today,
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slobbering flea hotels
who drink out of toilets.
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"Most scientists believe
that dogs are directly descended
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from the gray wolf.
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The gray wolf was both a hunterand a hunted.
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[sighs]
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Wolves travel in packs and use a loudand annoying howl to communicate."
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The wolves' howl can be heard
up to ten miles.
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And their breath can be smelled
up to 17 miles.
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[wolves snarling]
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It is difficult to say exactly
how the first wolf was tamed,
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paving the way to the present day
domesticated dog.
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Oh, yes. Charming, aren't they?
Moving on...
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"Early cavemen used dogs
to help them hunt.
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Dogs had an acute sense of smell,
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and they could pick up scentsthat the cavemen could not."
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[bees buzzing]
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[caveman shrieking]
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[thwack!]
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As you see,
dogs were quite helpful to early man.
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[crash!]
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[dog muttering, whimpering]
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[crash!]
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[sniffs]
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[cavewoman shrieks]
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Uhh...
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[thwack!]
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"Man continued to train and tame the dog.
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He must have been searching
for some reason for a dog to exist.
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[Odie snarls]
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This next evolution in dog-dom..."
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or, as I like to say, dumb-dog-dom...
"introduced us to the 'working dog.'
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The working dog was a dog that was goodat herding, hauling, and pulling."
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[blows raspberry]
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[dog barking]
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[man screaming]
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Obviously, man had his work
cut out for him
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in trying to turn the working dog
into something of value.
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[snarls]
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That's right, boy.
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In fact, I believe you were bred
to be a working dog.
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Specifically, a paperweight,
or a doorstop or a big stone.
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Ohh!
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Good boy.
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For a brief time,
dogs became slightly more sophisticated
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as lords and ladies of the manor,hoping to find a purpose for the dog,
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used their beasts for sport.
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[horn trumpets like elephant]
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I do say, is that a covey of pheasantsin the distance?
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I do believe you are right, old boy.Shall we point the way?
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Indeed. Let's.
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Tea?
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Somehow, between then and now,
dogs became very...
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very stupid.
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-How stupid are they?
-I thought you'd never ask.
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I'll show you how stupid. May we have
a well-respected scientist, please?
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Good afternoon, or good evening.
I have no idea what time it is.
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But I am here to test the intelligence
of your average dog.
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But first, as a comparison,
I shall test a non-dog animal.
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Might I have a volunteer?
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Here's your volunteer.
Check my smarts, professor.
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Yes. Very good. We shall check
the brain power of this pussycat.
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[chuckles]
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[sparks zapping]
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Now, according to this,
the cat is as smart as a rocket scientist!
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A brilliant surgeon! A great philosopher!
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How about the guy
who invented microwave lasagna?
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Now, I am to test a dog.
But where will I find a dog to test?
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Un momento, scientist-type!
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Here. This is a dog.
I know that because I'm incredibly smart.
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[clang!]
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[Garfield] Stay!
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Now, I shall measure
the power of his brain.
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Any second now.
It is here somewhere. And it's...
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there it is.
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No, that's a pimple.
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Here. Maybe this will help.
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Found it!
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According to this,
the dog is as smart as a...
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a common houseplant! An amoeba!
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A medium-sized container of potato salad!
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[Odie whimpers]
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Aww! Don't take it so hard, Odie.
Potato salad is very popular.
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-Nice work, professor.
-Glad to be of service, Garfield.
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Sometime this century,
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people got the notion
that dogs were fashionable.
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Ahem. They even carried dogs around
like they were accessories.
295
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Well, if you can't findanything useful to do with a dog,
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you might as well dress it upand take it out.
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[dog yips]
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-[dog snarling]
-[woman] Hmm?
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[clattering]
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[gasps, shrieks]
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[Garfield] Check that.
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I guess you can dress a dog up,
but apparently you cannot take them out.
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[director] And, we're clear.
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Nice job, Garfield. Let's take five.
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[muttering]
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Whoa, hold the phone,
307
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I didn't write the history of dogs,
I'm just narrating it.
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[muttering]
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I know, boy. I'd be embarrassed, too.
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I think you need a little fresh air.
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[shrieks, mutters]
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Dogs. Can't live with them,
can't live with them.
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-[barking]
-[dog yipping]
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[barks]
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Garfield.
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[barking]
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[all barking]
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[sniffing]
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[all sniffing]
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[Odie yipping]
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[all] Fire!
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[Odie] Fire?
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[dogs barking]
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[sawing]
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-[martial arts music plays]
-[Vito] Hyaah!
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Mamma mia! It's fire!
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[Odie] Yaaaaaa!
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You dogs! You saved me!
You saved my pizza! It's a miracle!
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Oh, thank you, good doggies!
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What? Vito's is on fire?
331
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What! Vito's is on fire?
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And you say the dogs saved you
and your pizza parlor?
333
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That's right. The dogs, they save Vito,
Vito's building, Vito's Pizza!
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They are heroes.
They wake me up, they put out fire.
335
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All these dogs, these brilliant,
brave dogs, they saved Vito!
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They get free pizza for life!
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You've got to be kidding me.
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[clears throat]
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Ladies and gentlemen, and cats and dogs,
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during the course of filming
"The History of Dogs,"
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an unusual thing happened. Witness...
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00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,240
Therefore, I must conclude,
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that while dogs
do love to drink out of toilets,
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sniff each other, slobber, drool, and...
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[snarling]
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I must also admit that throughout history,
dogs have exhibited some admirable traits.
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-They have keen sight and smell.
-[Yip]
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-They are strong.
-[ruff]
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-They are intelligent,
-Huh!
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and they are loyal and brave.
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In conclusion, let's just say that dogs
are not worthless beads of sweat.
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[snarling]
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That they might actually have some value.
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That they might, in fact,
be man's best friend.
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And, cut! That's a wrap, people!
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So, how was that?
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Oh, and did I mention
that they are cat's best friend as well?
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