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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[horns honking]
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Mind if I stop and buy a few things?
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Mind? As long as they're edible,
why should we mind?
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I'll take a nap while Odie
sticks his head out the window
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and lets his tongue flap in the breeze.
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[yipping]
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Hey, for a dog,
that's heavyweight intellectual activity.
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-I'll dream about some edible things.
-Boy, it's a beautiful night.
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A clear sky and all those stars; it makes
you wonder if there are people out there.
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People on other worlds
or from other times visiting us.
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[unintelligible shouting over radio]
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I'll be home in 90 nanoseconds, Miriam.
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[Miriam shouting]
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Aah! Cheese puffs? I got you a 500-year
supply of those just 300 years ago.
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[Miriam shouting]
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Alright, alright.
I'll pick up some before I get home.
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I'm going to have to stop off at Earth
in the 21st century.
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[monitor beeping]
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[Miriam shouting]
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Okay, okay.
I'll get you a jelly doughnut too.
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[yips]
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Wait just outside the door, Odie.
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-Garfield, are you coming?
-I can't answer you.
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In addition to the fact that I can't talk,
I'm also asleep.
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We'll be back soon.
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Okay. A 500-year supply
of cheese puffs and a jelly doughnut.
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I guess that's a balanced diet.
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[snoring]
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Spider.
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I know what you're thinking.
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It's just a little, harmless spider,
not hurting anyone.
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And you're right, of course.
So you know what I'm gonna do?
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I'm gonna swat that spider!
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I've got you now! Now I've got you! Now!
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Okay, this time for sure!
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Okay, then this time!
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Okay, this is it, spider! You're toast!
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You're an ex-spider!
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You're gonna be flatter
than one of Jon's soufflés!
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[spider squeals]
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[Garfield] Yaaaaaa!
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[clang!]
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-[thud!]
-[monitor beeping]
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[engine revs]
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[Garfield screaming]
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[Spider chuckles]
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[Garfield screaming]
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[alien screaming]
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Oh, my! Where am I?
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And why do I have the feeling
I don't wanna know?
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Jon? Odie?
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Anybody I know?
I'll even settle for Nermal.
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Hello, somebody!
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I don't know where I am, but I have
the feeling they like cheese here.
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At last! Someone I know! Hey, Squeak!
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[roaring, speaking alien language]
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Boy, you are so not Squeak!
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[snarling]
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Sorry, I just remembered to make
an appointment to not be here now.
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[aliens snarl]
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Or here.
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[aliens yelling]
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I don't suppose it would do any good
to mention that I never chase mice.
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Help! Help!
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Guys, give me a break.
I haven't eaten and it's dinnertime.
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[aliens] Dinnertime?
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That's right. Dinnertime.
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[cheering]
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Hey, I think they're taking me to dinner.
This is great.
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This is not great.
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[speaking alien language]
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Oh, no! Ketchup!
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-[speaking alien language]
-Oh, no! Lettuce and tomato!
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-Tee-hee.
Hey, would you please hold the onion?
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Oh.
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[speaking alien language]
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Thank you.
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[aliens giggle]
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-[fork tines clanging]
-[aliens jeering]
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I think this sandwich
had better be to-go.
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[aliens shouting]
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[Garfield] Help!
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One of these must start it,
or turn on the CD player or something.
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-Ooh.
-[engines revving]
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-[beep]
-Yaaaaaaaa!
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I don't like hairy sandwiches, anyway.
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There must be some instructions in here
on how to fly this thing.
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An instruction manual!
I'm saved, I'm saved, I'm saved!
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Okay. "How to steer craft. See page 19."
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Page 19, page 19...
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Here it is. Page 19.
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"To steer craft, grab hold of the bleen
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and rotate it into the zirman position
for five freebs."
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I'm not saved,
I'm not saved, I'm not saved!
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Another weird world.
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Who or what lives on it?
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It's probably some horrible monster
even worse than those mice people.
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Something's coming.
One of those horrible monsters, I know.
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Here it comes!
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It's gonna be the ugliest, most hideous
thing in the universe, I know it!
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[both] Hey, who are you?
I'm Garfield the Cat!
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You can't be Garfield! I'm Garfield!
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Oh, yeah.
If you're Garfield, then answer me this.
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What do you do all day?
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I sleep, eat, and annoy small puppies.
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-What do you do all day?
-I sleep, eat, and annoy a puppy.
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[both] Hey, maybe you are Garfield.
But if you're Garfield, then who am I?
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I know who you are. You're Garfield.
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Isn't there anything different about us?
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Well, there is this one thing.
Every so often, I turn into one of these.
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[roaring]
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Yikes!
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[screams]
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What a horrifying, awful experience.
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And he was so cute up until the near end.
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I wonder where I'm gonna wind up now.
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Hey, I know this house! This is our house!
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This is where I live!
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I'm home! I'm home!
It's almost time for lunch and I'm home.
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[sniffs] Mmm.
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From that smell, I can tell Jon's
cooking up something wonderful.
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Garfield, what good timing.
I have lunch ready.
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You look shocked.
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Didn't you know we're all
spider-people on this planet?
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Aren't we, Odie?
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-And I cooked you a nice fly lasagna.
-[maniacal laughter]
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-[flies buzzing]
-No! No!
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And after we finish our flies,
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we're going to indulge
in our favorite pastime.
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[spiders squeaking]
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After him! Swat him
the way he always swatted us!
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[Odie barks]
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[gasping, shrieking]
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No! Stop! I like spiders!
I always liked spiders!
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I've never hurt a spider!
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See? I'll even stoop to lying.
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Please no! Don't swat the cat!
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All done shopping, Odie.
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I hope Garfield
wasn't too bored waiting in the car.
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You okay in there, Garfield?
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Garfield?
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-Odie! Garfield's missing!
-[Odie] No!
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Hey, mister. Have you seen an orange cat?
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My cat is missing. He's...
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What did you buy?
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A 500-year supply of cheese puffs. Why?
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Oh, never mind that. My cat is missing.
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Let me put these in my vehicle
and I'll look for your cat.
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Hey! Not only is your cat gone,
but so is my vehicle.
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[Odie whimpers]
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Maybe whoever took
your vehicle took my cat.
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-We need to call the police.
-No, you don't need the police.
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I have this remote homing device
to bring my vehicle back
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when I lose it or leave it somewhere.
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[Garfield gasping]
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My only chance is to get back
to that spaceship-thingy car!
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Oh, no! It's taking off without me!
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[Garfield screams]
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[screaming]
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This is a waste of time.
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I'm calling the police
to look for my cat and...
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I'm telling you, relax.
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See?
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[laughing maniacally]
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Garfield!
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Garfield, it's okay.
You're back and you're safe.
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Okey-dokey, you got your cat back.
I got to get home.
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[electronics beeping]
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-[engine revs]
-Bye now!
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[Garfield muttering]
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I don't know
what happened either, Garfield.
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And I have a strange feeling
we never will.
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Oh, confound it!
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-I forgot Miriam's jelly doughnut!
-[Odie] Huh?
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[screams]
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[spider giggling]
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[ding-ding]
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[clock ticking]
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[ringing]
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[gasps] Seven o'clock!
Oh no, I overslept!
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Some of us prefer to oversleep.
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Sometimes,
I wish time would just stand still.
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Wake up, Garfield! It's late!
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It's only late if you want
to do something with your day.
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I planned to just lie around,
so I'm right on time.
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[chuckles]
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Here's your morning lasagna, Garfield.
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[Garfield sighs]
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Uggh!
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Huh?
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My frozen lasagna is still frozen.
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Ahem!
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Sorry if it's not right.
I think my timer is busted.
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[Garfield sighs]
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-[timer ticking]
-[timer dings]
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Time for no more timer.
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[thud!]
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Oh, well. At least there's coffee.
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[Jon] I'm late! Bye!
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That's right.
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Garfield Cat now comes
in the new coffee flavor.
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I forgot to put the trash cans out!
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-What's that you got there?
-Some sort of old pocket watch.
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I fished it out of a can
a few blocks back.
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I thought it might be worth something.
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It's trash. It ain't worth nothing.
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Jon's always so worried
about enough time to do everything.
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-You know what I worry about?
-What?
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Whether I have enough time
to finish my morning nap
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before I start my afternoon nap.
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Don't bother me unless there's
a serious emergency...
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or ice cream.
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-Huh?
-[Garfield sighs]
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[Garfield snoring]
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-[Odie humming]
-Huh?
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[Odie sniffing]
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[Garfield snoring]
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[Odie whimpers]
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You're waking me up.
This better be important.
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So you found an old watch.
Big, fat, hairy deal.
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Maybe it's a stopwatch.
Let's see what happens if I click this.
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[click]
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Huh? What? [gasps]
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Huh?
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Okay. Let's see what happens
when I click it again.
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-[click]
-[Odie barking]
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[Odie barking]
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[click]
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-[click]
-[barking]
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-[click]
-[barking]
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-[click]
-[barking]
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-[click]
-[barking]
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[chuckles]
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[barking]
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This is great!
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[straining]
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[snickers]
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[click]
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[barks, yowls]
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[mumbling]
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[Garfield laughing]
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Boy, I... I may look like an ordinary,
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slightly overweight pussycat,
but with this in my claws,
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I am the Time Master, Master, Master...
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Wait till Jon tries
to rush me around tomorrow morning.
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[ringing]
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Seven o'clock! Oh no, I overslept!
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-Not today, alarm clock.
-I've got to go get--
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Much better.
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[yawns, sighs]
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[snoring]
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00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,000
[sighs]
256
00:16:10,080 --> 00:16:14,360
I got another three hours
of beautiful, glorious sleep.
257
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:17,520
And I see it's still seven o'clock.
258
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,240
[stomach growls]
259
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:22,040
[gasps] Tummy rumbling.
260
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:24,480
-Time to get Jon started on breakfast.
-[click]
261
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,080
...breakfast on the table.
262
00:16:26,200 --> 00:16:29,120
Now, this is the way to be in a hurry.
263
00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,840
Take your time.
264
00:16:32,240 --> 00:16:34,080
Here you are, Garfield.
Sweet Oat Crunchies.
265
00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,080
One percent oat, 99 percent sugar.
266
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:38,480
An important part
of my balanced breakfast.
267
00:16:38,560 --> 00:16:40,440
-Remember, you're on a strict...
-[click]
268
00:16:42,480 --> 00:16:43,960
[chomping]
269
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:47,400
-[sighs]
-[click]
270
00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:48,800
-[Jon] ...diet, Garfield.
-[click]
271
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:55,040
Mmm-mmm!
272
00:16:55,760 --> 00:16:57,920
-[click]
-[Jon] And you can only eat one bowl.
273
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:59,080
[click]
274
00:17:01,760 --> 00:17:03,320
You wanna bet?
275
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:09,000
I can't believe this thing can
just stop time, but apparently it can.
276
00:17:09,079 --> 00:17:12,280
I only have a few more houses
to deliver to.
277
00:17:12,359 --> 00:17:15,040
I'm going to skip the one
that gives me trouble.
278
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,880
I'm not in the mood for walking today.
279
00:17:18,040 --> 00:17:20,240
I think I'll get a ride.
280
00:17:20,440 --> 00:17:24,280
No, not the one with the cat
that eats lasagna. It's...
281
00:17:24,359 --> 00:17:27,280
-[click]
-[Garfield laughing]
282
00:17:29,560 --> 00:17:31,280
-[click]
-...this house down the street
283
00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,200
with all the Chihuahuas.
284
00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:36,240
Ms. Castinetti just got new dentures
285
00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:38,880
and her sister Marge is coming to visit.
286
00:17:38,960 --> 00:17:40,560
[Chihuahuas yapping]
287
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,000
[Garfield laughs]
288
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:46,440
I'm passing the house
with all those yapping rats.
289
00:17:46,520 --> 00:17:49,240
[Chihuahuas yapping]
290
00:17:49,320 --> 00:17:51,800
We'll have to do something about this.
291
00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,480
I have nightmares about those dogs
every night.
292
00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,800
[click]
293
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,320
[straining]
294
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:12,000
[laughs]
295
00:18:14,880 --> 00:18:15,800
[click]
296
00:18:15,880 --> 00:18:18,920
I imagine those dogs
are tormenting me and...
297
00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,240
Yaaaaaa!
298
00:18:20,320 --> 00:18:23,000
[dogs yapping]
299
00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:26,440
They'll get to know one another.
300
00:18:26,520 --> 00:18:29,160
[mailman] Help! Get them off me! Help!
301
00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:33,160
Chihuahuas to the right of me!
Chihuahuas to the left of me!
302
00:18:33,240 --> 00:18:34,920
[dogs yapping]
303
00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:41,480
Nothing could ruin this day.
304
00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,880
Hey, Garfield!
305
00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:49,720
Of course, I didn't take into account
the chance of running into Nermal.
306
00:18:49,800 --> 00:18:54,840
So tell me, Garfield, how do I look today?
You can be brutally honest with me.
307
00:18:54,920 --> 00:19:00,360
Great, really great,
or really, really, really super great?
308
00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:02,440
D, none of the above.
309
00:19:02,520 --> 00:19:06,080
I'm on my way to the biggest cat
beauty pageant you ever saw!
310
00:19:06,160 --> 00:19:09,800
I've been grooming for weeks
to snatch the first prize.
311
00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,720
Wish me luck. Not that I need any!
312
00:19:12,800 --> 00:19:13,800
-[laughs]
-[click]
313
00:19:14,840 --> 00:19:18,280
I think it's time
for a total makeover, Nermal.
314
00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:27,440
[chuckles] She's not saying anything.
She must not mind.
315
00:19:33,280 --> 00:19:36,080
[laughing] Boy, that's good.
316
00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,640
It's you. It's really you.
317
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,520
[click]
318
00:19:48,600 --> 00:19:53,760
So I'm off to win first prize
in the cat show. Bye, Garfield.
319
00:19:54,600 --> 00:19:58,680
And if you don't,
I hear the circus is in town.
320
00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:07,640
I know this intersection.
321
00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:12,960
It takes forever for the light to change.
So we won't wait.
322
00:20:13,320 --> 00:20:14,560
[click]
323
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,840
Being the Time Master has many advantages.
324
00:20:18,920 --> 00:20:22,000
[clicking]
325
00:20:22,080 --> 00:20:25,640
[laughs] Hey, hey, that was fun.
Let's try that again.
326
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:27,520
[click]
327
00:20:28,520 --> 00:20:30,440
[laughing hysterically]
328
00:20:33,280 --> 00:20:34,400
[click]
329
00:20:36,400 --> 00:20:37,560
[click]
330
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,280
[laughing]
331
00:20:42,440 --> 00:20:43,600
[click]
332
00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:46,480
-Huh?
-[click click click click click]
333
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:50,440
Oh, my! Do any of you know
how to fix one of these?
334
00:20:50,520 --> 00:20:55,480
Come on! There's got to be a way
to get the world started again.
335
00:20:56,120 --> 00:21:00,600
What if I broke the world?
What if it can never be started again?
336
00:21:00,680 --> 00:21:06,160
There'd be some advantages; I could eat
at VIto's Pizzeria any time I wanted to.
337
00:21:06,920 --> 00:21:10,640
Hey, Vito! Any pizzas hot out of the oven?
338
00:21:11,720 --> 00:21:14,120
Can you finish this one?
I'm kind of hungry.
339
00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:18,960
Vito can't make pizza
with time standing still.
340
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:20,800
No one can do anything.
341
00:21:20,880 --> 00:21:25,160
Those fine, upstanding people
who make lasagna can't make lasagna.
342
00:21:25,720 --> 00:21:27,960
The whole world's come
to a screeching halt
343
00:21:28,040 --> 00:21:30,480
thanks to me and this stupid watch.
344
00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:31,760
Hey, you!
345
00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:36,640
Move! Do something!
Don't let time pass you by!
346
00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:39,840
[screams]
347
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:43,280
D'oh!
348
00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:45,600
Don't just stand there!
349
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,800
Just because time is standing still
doesn't mean you have to stand still.
350
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:55,560
I'm all alone.
No one can do anything except me.
351
00:21:55,640 --> 00:21:57,600
Which means I have to do everything.
352
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,720
No one to cook for me!
No one to take care of me!
353
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,800
And no TV!
354
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:06,800
This is all your fault,
you stupid time-stopping device!
355
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,080
[clock chiming]
356
00:22:10,880 --> 00:22:12,560
No! Stop! Ohh!
357
00:22:13,840 --> 00:22:15,520
People are moving again!
358
00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:19,600
But they're all going backwards!
Time is going backwards!
359
00:22:19,680 --> 00:22:21,360
And I'm going backwards, too!
360
00:22:23,120 --> 00:22:25,040
[voice playing backwards]
361
00:22:26,520 --> 00:22:29,040
[clucking backwards]
362
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,120
[talking backwards]
363
00:22:33,200 --> 00:22:34,200
[Jon talking backwards]
364
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,360
[backwards talking continues]
365
00:22:40,880 --> 00:22:42,240
[ringing backwards]
366
00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:49,520
[ringing]
367
00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,720
[gasps] Seven o'clock!
Oh no, I overslept!
368
00:22:52,800 --> 00:22:55,320
Some of us prefer to oversleep.
369
00:22:55,720 --> 00:22:58,600
Sometimes,
I wish time would just stand still.
370
00:23:00,160 --> 00:23:02,360
[Garfield screams]
371
00:23:02,440 --> 00:23:03,680
No, I don't.
372
00:23:03,760 --> 00:23:07,880
That was the most horrible,
awful nightmare ever.
373
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,960
Except the part about Nermal.
That was beautiful.
374
00:23:12,040 --> 00:23:13,120
[sighs]
375
00:23:13,200 --> 00:23:14,920
[snoring]
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