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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[Jon] So, Liz, how did you and Heather
enjoy your trip to Egypt?
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-The two of us had so much fun.
-[Garfield falls]
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I've brought a couple of snapshots
from the trip.
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You call that a couple?
They have fewer photos on the Internet.
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Garfield, did you know that
in ancient Egypt,
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cats were worshipped like gods?
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Some of them were even embalmed
and buried in their master's sarcophagus.
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Buried? You call that worship?
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Oh, and, Jon, I brought you
a little souvenir from Cairo.
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The old man who sold it to me
said that it was an ancient artefact.
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-But I'm sure it's just a copy.
-Wow! Thank you, Liz. How cool is that?
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The man's excited by an old mirror.
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Hey, put some of that gratitude
in feeding us all.
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-[stomach growls]
-Me, especially.
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Garfield's right.
I'd better go get dinner on the table.
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Okay if I help?
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How about we play hide-and-seek?
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How about if you hide and we don't seek?
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One, two, three, four...
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I'll consider hiding
when she hits 80 or so.
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...seven, eight,
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nine, ten, 11...
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[whirring]
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...13, 14, 15...
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[Odie yipping]
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[whooshing, sparking]
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Odie! Odie, come back!
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Oh, boy!
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-[whirring continues]
-[girl continues counting]
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...82, 83...
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...99, 100!
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Garfield? Odie?
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I'm gonna find you!
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Now, where did they disappear to?
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-[thud!]
-[birds chirping]
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Oh! Oh!
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As if I didn't have
enough problems already.
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[Odie yipping]
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[slurping]
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[dramatic soundtrack playing]
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[Garfield] I have a feeling we're not
in Kansas anymore, Odie.
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Or anywhere else.
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Hey, would you be careful
with those things?
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I like my fur the way it is,
on a living body.
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[Egyptians] We are your humble servants,
Master.
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This way, Your Excellence.
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Ah! This is more like it!
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[chomping]
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[Odie yipping]
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Bad jackal!
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[Odie grumbling]
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[gasps]
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I am Neferkitty,
high priestess of the goddess Cat-Ra!
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Whatever you say.
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More grapes, please?
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-And would you mind peeling them?
-As you wish, great leader.
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Ahem.
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You ahem'd?
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[Neferkitty] A long time ago,
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cats were not just worshipped
by ancient Egyptians,
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cats ruled over them.
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Men were merely our slaves,
building us monuments and pyramids.
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-Oho!
-[slaps!]
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But one day, thousands of years ago,
the men dared to rebel against us.
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Defeated, we were banished
into another dimension
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through a magic mirror.
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Could you skip to the end?
I never liked educational programs.
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According to an ancient prophecy,
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an orange cat and his pet jackal
will appear one day.
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Jackal? Oh, you mean Odie.
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Is that supposed to be me?
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The orange cat
shall become our new pharaoh,
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and we will worship him for 2,000 years.
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You want to worship me and feed me?
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Who am I to deny my adoring public?
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You shall have all that you wish for
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as soon as we're done
with the crowning ceremony.
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Good. Can we get it over with
in time for lunch?
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[chuckles]
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[Garfield] Oh, boy.
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Ugh! Hey! Not so tight!
You want to stop my breathing?
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No, that will come soon enough.
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[gong sounds]
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[Egyptians] Hail to our new pharaoh!
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Hail to our new pharaoh!
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Hail to our new pharaoh!
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Hail to our new pharaoh!
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[yipping]
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Keep it down, Odie.
You're gonna ruin my big moment of fame.
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[whimpers]
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I, Neferkitty,
high priestess of the goddess Cat-Ra,
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crown you pharaoh, my lord.
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Ugh!
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I present you with those two symbols
of your immortal dominion.
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[Egyptians] Hail to our new pharaoh!
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Hail to our new pharaoh!
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That's enough grapes
to last someone a lifetime!
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Or me, about an hour.
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[servant] In the sarcophagus,
an hour will be your lifetime.
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You never mentioned anything
about putting me
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into that over-decorated phone booth.
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Didn't I?
Oh, must have slipped off my mind.
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See, our previous pharaoh
was getting a little...
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Hey, thanks for inviting me to be pharaoh,
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but I just remembered
a previous engagement
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to not have my life ended.
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-[blades clang]
-Ohh!
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-[ting!]
-If you need me, I'll be in here.
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Ouch!
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[Egyptians] Hail to our new pharaoh!
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[Neferkitty] Hail to our new pharaoh
that we shall worship and adore
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for the next 2,000 years.
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[Garfield] The least you could have done
was give me the grapes.
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Thanks, I guess. [chomp!]
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Be silent.
There's no talking in a sarcophagus.
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[Garfield] Oh, sorry. It's dark in here
and I couldn't read the sign.
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[lock engages]
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The day of our new pharaoh shall be
the day of our new freedom and ascendancy.
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[Garfield snoring]
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You are rattling the temple
with your snoring!
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[Garfield] Oops. Guess I didn't tell you
I'm a loud sleeper, did I?
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People in the next state sometimes call
and complain about the noise.
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Didn't you hear what I said? Be silent!
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There.
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-Suits you way better.
-[gasps]
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Why, you...
Guards! Don't let him get away!
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[guards snarling]
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[Odie growls]
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Fasten your seat belt, Neferkitty.
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This is gonna be one bumpy ride!
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[guards screaming]
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-[Garfield chuckles]
-[sound of bowling ball striking pins]
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-This way, Odie!
-[Odie yips]
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Catch them!
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[Odie starting to sneeze]
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[Garfield] This way!
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That's our exit, Odie! Quick!
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[clang!]
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Pupster! How did you open it?
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Try to remember! Use your brain!
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[whoosh!]
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[Garfield] Wow!
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-[gasps]
-[blades clang]
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So, the prophecy was right!
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The day we crowned our new pharaoh
was indeed the day of our freedom!
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I shall gather all my troops.
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We shall cross through the magic gate
and wage a war
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that will enslave mankind and grant us
full world domination! [laughing]
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Oh, we already have full world domination.
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What on earth do you mean?
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Modern-day cats already rule humans.
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They feed us, and pet us,
and buy us annoying kitty toys,
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and let us sleep anywhere
we want to, and all day.
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Hey, we want to sleep all day.
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And we did it
in such a clever and subtle way
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that the humans still haven't figured out
that they're our slaves.
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You wanna mess with that?
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And have someone serve us
freshly baked lasagna.
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Wait! If this is true, take me
to your world so I can see it for myself.
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This way, Your Highness.
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But I'd lose the Egyptian suit
if I were you.
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Just to keep a low profile.
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[scepter crashes]
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[Garfield laughing]
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[whoosh!]
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-[Odie whines]
-[thud!]
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[birds chirping]
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That's it! I'm free.
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-I'm free!
-[Liz] Jon!
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-Where did this beautiful cat come from?
-Never saw her before.
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Maybe she belongs to the neighbors.
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I don't see any identification tattoo
or a collar.
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Unhand me, filthy mortal.
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Oh, what a beautiful kitty.
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-Can I hold her?
-Sure.
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Can I keep her, Auntie Liz?
Can I? I've always wanted a kitty!
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If no neighbor comes looking for her,
sure, why not?
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High Priestess, is that you?
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No point in letting them go to waste.
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Just being on the safe side,
we wouldn't want any conquests of mankind.
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We're gonna be such great friends!
I'll name you Fuzzbutton!
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[gasps] Fuzzbutton?
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[girl] And we'll get you your own sandbox,
and maybe a catnip mouse.
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-And then I'll...
-[Neferkitty] No! I must rule the world!
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[Neferkitty] I must!
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Hey.
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That's how it is, sometimes.
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One day, you're the high priestess
of the planet.
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The next day, you're Fuzzbutton.
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[Garfield snoring]
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[Jon] Well, come on in.
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I don't care who it is.
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Even Nermal, as annoying as he is,
couldn't budge me from this bed.
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Garfield, guess what?
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It's my twin cousins,
Drusilla and Minerva!
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Hello, little kitty cat!
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-Kitty cat!
-No, no!
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-Kitty cat!
-Kitty cat!
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Hello, little kitty cat!
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-Kitty cat!
-Little kitty cat!
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Not Drusilla and Minerva!
Anything but Drusilla and Minerva!
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Quick, Odie, we've got to get out of here.
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Our lives are at stake! Run!
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-Kitty cat!
-[Odie yipping]
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What do you mean
it can't be that bad? Look!
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-Kitty cat!
-Kitty cat!
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-Look!
-Look!
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-It's the puppy dog!
-It's the puppy dog!
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-Puppy dog!
-Puppy dog!
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-Aaaaah!
-Puppy dog!
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-Get the puppy! Get the puppy!
-Puppy dog!
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-It's a puppy dog!
-Puppy dog!
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-Puppy dog!
-[Garfield straining]
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-It's a puppy dog!
-It's a puppy dog!
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[Garfield] Ugh!
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[Garfield screaming]
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Oh!
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Let's play with the kitty cat
and the puppy dog!
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-Kitty cat!
-Puppy dog!
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-Kitty cat!
-Puppy dog!
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Kitty cat!
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[clang!]
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[Garfield and Odie gasping]
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Oh, man! That was close.
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Why doesn't Jon warn us
when Drusilla and Minerva
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are visiting this half of the country?
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Well, we can't go home. Let's eat.
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I happen to know that one of our
neighbors is barbecuing this afternoon.
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Well, the ribs will be ready soon, hon!
Could you bring me more barbecue sauce?
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I have to do everything myself.
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Oh-ho-ho! Heavenly!
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Whoa!
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Hey, I was here first. Those are my ribs.
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Those ribs are mine!
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I've been planning
to steal those ribs for days.
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I thought of stealing them first.
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Guys, guys!
There's only one way to settle this.
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Let's divide them up!
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-Good idea!
-Good idea!
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I cannot wait to eat
these delicious smelling ribs.
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-[laughs] They look great!
-The one I just had was perfect.
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The ribs were calling to me
up on that hilltop.
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[Odie gasps]
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[slurps, yips]
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You don't want that.
249
00:14:39,720 --> 00:14:42,440
Let's get some
that have meat on them.
250
00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:46,320
-[Odie] Huh?
-My ribs! You stole my ribs!
251
00:14:47,680 --> 00:14:48,760
Ribs?
252
00:14:48,840 --> 00:14:52,760
I haven't seen any ribs.
Have you seen any ribs, Odie?
253
00:14:54,280 --> 00:14:55,600
[Garfield screams]
254
00:14:55,680 --> 00:14:58,240
I'm not letting you get away with this!
255
00:14:58,320 --> 00:14:59,920
[Garfield gasping]
256
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:02,560
Hello? Get me the animal control board.
257
00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:05,760
[turkey gobbling]
258
00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:08,920
[telephone ringing]
259
00:15:10,920 --> 00:15:14,800
Okay, calm down, sir.
Give me a description of the cat and dog.
260
00:15:16,560 --> 00:15:17,600
Sure.
261
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:19,440
I know that cat.
262
00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,800
The fat orange one. He took your ribs?
263
00:15:23,000 --> 00:15:24,720
-[doorbell jingles]
-[turkey squawks]
264
00:15:25,360 --> 00:15:26,960
[humming]
265
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,840
[gobbling]
266
00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:32,240
-[crash!]
-[gobbling continues]
267
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:36,280
He usually goes after lasagna.
Okay, I'll find him and the dog.
268
00:15:36,360 --> 00:15:37,480
[turkey gobbling]
269
00:15:37,560 --> 00:15:41,200
I'm not used to being
falsely accused of taking food.
270
00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:43,440
Hey, that was easy!
271
00:15:44,480 --> 00:15:45,920
Usually, I'm guilty.
272
00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:47,040
[Odie] Yeah.
273
00:15:51,520 --> 00:15:54,160
Hey! What's the big, fat, hairy idea?
274
00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:57,960
You're under arrest, cat.
Rib-stealing in the first degree!
275
00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:59,680
[yelping]
276
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,320
Hey! Let go, mutt! Stop!
277
00:16:02,920 --> 00:16:06,360
-Ohh!
-Hey, it's been lovely, but... bye!
278
00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:08,880
[turkey gobbling]
279
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:10,360
-[both scream]
-[crash!]
280
00:16:10,440 --> 00:16:12,600
[Garfield panting]
281
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:23,160
That won't stop him!
This calls for more extreme measures.
282
00:16:23,360 --> 00:16:25,080
[bees buzzing]
283
00:16:26,760 --> 00:16:30,560
I'll have to try the old "fake tail
connected to the beehive" trick.
284
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:31,800
[Odie] Ohh!
285
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:36,320
[laughs]
286
00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:42,560
First, we take a fake tail.
Then we connect it to a beehive.
287
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,320
[snickers]
288
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:47,480
Perfect.
289
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,760
-[bees buzzing]
-Hey!
290
00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,000
[Garfield gasps]
291
00:16:57,080 --> 00:17:00,360
Nice try, cat,
but I'm a little too observant for you.
292
00:17:04,839 --> 00:17:07,520
[screaming]
293
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,839
Help!
294
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:17,319
We're going to the one place
he won't be able to chase us... home!
295
00:17:25,839 --> 00:17:29,400
He's not gonna give up, not unless
I can prove I didn't steal the ribs.
296
00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:30,560
[Odie yips]
297
00:17:30,640 --> 00:17:34,160
But in order to prove it,
I'd have to go out and investigate.
298
00:17:34,320 --> 00:17:36,440
Oh, well. At least we're safe in here.
299
00:17:36,520 --> 00:17:39,040
[girls] There's the kitty cat
and the puppy dog!
300
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:41,600
-Hello, little kitty cat!
-Hello, puppy dog!
301
00:17:41,920 --> 00:17:44,440
No! Run, Odie! Run for our lives!
302
00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:46,000
-[Drusilla] Puppy dog!
-[Minerva] Kitty cat!
303
00:17:46,080 --> 00:17:47,480
[Drusilla] Hello, little kitty cat!
304
00:17:47,760 --> 00:17:49,840
-I'm tired, too.
-[Minerva] Puppy dog!
305
00:17:49,920 --> 00:17:51,600
-[Drusilla] Kitty cat!
-[Minerva] Puppy dog!
306
00:17:51,920 --> 00:17:53,840
[both] Let's play dress-up!
307
00:17:53,920 --> 00:17:56,640
I don't know
how you play dress-up, either.
308
00:17:56,720 --> 00:18:00,760
But I'll bet you a year's worth
of lasagna, we'll hate it.
309
00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:02,320
[both] Let's play dress-up!
310
00:18:02,400 --> 00:18:05,520
-[Drusilla] Let's play dress-up!
-[Minerva] Let's play dress-up!
311
00:18:09,080 --> 00:18:12,560
-[Drusilla] More make-up!
-I was right, we hate it.
312
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,440
[Minerva] That's very fashion forward.
313
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,600
[both] Let's play tea party!
314
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:19,880
And then we'll do their nails!
315
00:18:21,040 --> 00:18:23,680
[Garfield] Come on, Odie!
Let's make a break for it!
316
00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:33,560
-[gasping]
-Stop!
317
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,560
-[Odie howls]
-[Al] Excuse me, ladies.
318
00:18:36,640 --> 00:18:40,800
Have you seen a fat orange cat
and a stupid-looking dog around here?
319
00:18:42,640 --> 00:18:44,880
[Garfield] Hey, you're
no male model yourself.
320
00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:47,760
Thanks.
321
00:18:50,200 --> 00:18:52,800
You know,
this disguise thing isn't a bad idea.
322
00:18:52,880 --> 00:18:54,680
[grumbling]
323
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:57,360
You don't have to be a girl for very long.
324
00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,400
Only until we find out
who stole those ribs.
325
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,960
I just hope we don't run
into anyone we know.
326
00:19:03,040 --> 00:19:04,280
[Nermal] Grrrr!
327
00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:08,040
-Hello, ladies.
-Especially him.
328
00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:11,280
So, I haven't seen you two before.
329
00:19:13,040 --> 00:19:16,840
I'm Nermal, the cutest
and coolest kitty cat on the planet.
330
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,040
Oh, hello.
331
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:23,840
My name is Glenda.
And this is my friend, Odessa.
332
00:19:23,920 --> 00:19:25,200
[Odie barks]
333
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,080
[clears throat] Me-oww.
334
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:32,640
You're kind of cute, Nermal.
335
00:19:32,840 --> 00:19:37,200
But you're not as cute as that orange cat
who lives down the street.
336
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:40,520
-What's his name?
-You don't mean Garfield?
337
00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:43,600
Oh, yes! Garfield!
338
00:19:43,680 --> 00:19:46,480
Cutest, handsomest cat in the world!
339
00:19:46,600 --> 00:19:50,680
Are we talking about the same Garfield?
All he does is eat all day.
340
00:19:50,760 --> 00:19:53,560
I'm surprised he's not down
at the old railroad yard with Harry,
341
00:19:53,640 --> 00:19:55,080
Hercules and Rottweiler.
342
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:57,840
They're lying around
eating barbecued ribs.
343
00:19:58,000 --> 00:19:59,280
Ribs?
344
00:19:59,760 --> 00:20:03,000
Stay away from those guys.
They are bad news.
345
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:07,680
Well, okay. See you later, Nermal.
346
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,440
Come on, Odie.
347
00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:16,800
They're heading for the railroad yard.
348
00:20:16,880 --> 00:20:19,480
[dogs eating, licking lips]
349
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:22,040
Delicious! Simply delicious!
350
00:20:23,120 --> 00:20:26,720
Hey, I thought we were gonna save
some of these for later.
351
00:20:28,280 --> 00:20:29,920
It is later.
352
00:20:32,520 --> 00:20:36,760
I know how we can clear our names.
We'll put our disguises to use.
353
00:20:37,680 --> 00:20:42,360
Yoo-hoo! Could you help
a couple of lost ladies?
354
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:44,200
Ptooey!
355
00:20:45,720 --> 00:20:49,960
How can we be of assistance
to two lovely ladies?
356
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:51,680
Care for a barbecued rib?
357
00:20:51,760 --> 00:20:56,160
Oh! I'd like you to take
those bones to someone.
358
00:20:56,240 --> 00:20:57,400
Hey!
359
00:20:57,920 --> 00:20:59,760
Uh, come this way.
360
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:04,000
Whoa!
361
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,240
Huh?!
362
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,520
[Garfield sighs]
363
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:15,280
Silly hairdo of mine!
364
00:21:15,360 --> 00:21:17,320
[snarling]
365
00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:21,680
It's Garfield!
366
00:21:22,800 --> 00:21:25,960
Aww! He looks so pretty
in his cute widdle dress!
367
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,200
[chuckles]
368
00:21:27,280 --> 00:21:31,560
Heh heh! That's such a good shade
of lipstick for him. Ha ha!
369
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:34,600
-[Odie humming]
-[dog snarling]
370
00:21:34,680 --> 00:21:37,920
And this must be Odie!
Aw, he looks so adorable.
371
00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:39,400
[Odie chuckles]
372
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:43,120
-Hmm.
-They were spying on us.
373
00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:44,720
-[Odie whimpers]
-[dog chuckles]
374
00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,680
Coming here, interrupting our rib-eating!
375
00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,760
Guys, you wouldn't hit a lady.
376
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:52,760
-[clang!]
-We're trapped!
377
00:21:52,840 --> 00:21:55,200
-Where'd this come from?
-Ohh!
378
00:21:56,800 --> 00:22:00,720
Looks like I caught the culprits
who stole that man's barbecued ribs.
379
00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:04,400
Never thought I'd be happy
to see the dogcatcher show up.
380
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,480
Right!
381
00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,840
Guess I was wrong about that orange cat
and the mutt doing it.
382
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:12,480
These guys' owners will have
to bail them out and pay for the ribs.
383
00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:18,160
I thought you two ladies might need help,
so I brought the dogcatcher.
384
00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:21,680
Never thought I'd be glad
to see Nermal show up, either.
385
00:22:21,880 --> 00:22:24,880
So, am I cooler than Garfield or what?
386
00:22:24,960 --> 00:22:27,440
If you'd like,
you can reward me with a kiss.
387
00:22:27,520 --> 00:22:29,200
-Wha...
-Mwah!
388
00:22:30,120 --> 00:22:31,680
[sighs]
389
00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:36,240
Why, sure, Nermal. Close your eyes.
390
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:38,040
[smacking lips]
391
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,720
Ptooey!
392
00:22:40,800 --> 00:22:42,080
Come on, Odessa!
393
00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:45,480
This tacky railroad yard
is no place for a lady!
394
00:22:45,560 --> 00:22:47,520
[laughing]
395
00:22:47,600 --> 00:22:48,760
[sighs]
396
00:22:48,840 --> 00:22:51,640
See you later, Nermal.
397
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:54,680
I didn't want to say anything,
398
00:22:54,760 --> 00:22:58,000
but that cat lady
is almost as fat as Garfield.
399
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:59,120
[chuckles]
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