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-[Garfield snoring]
-[alarm rings]
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[upbeat theme song playing]
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-[Garfield] Hee-hee!
-[remote clicks]
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[alarm clock ringing]
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And don't come back
until you learn to stop waking me up.
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Morning, Garfield.
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[Garfield] Morning, Squeak.
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Whoever invented the alarm clock
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should be dragged
into the street and beaten.
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-Hi again, Garfield.
-Hi again, Squeak.
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No, that's too good for him.
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Instead, they should make him sleep
with an alarm clock nearby.
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Hi one more time, Garfield.
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Hi one more time, Squeak.
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I'm getting an awful lot of Squeak
this morning.
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I'll figure out
what's going on after breakfast.
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Make that after lunch.
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[gasps]
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[mice chattering]
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-[gasping]
-[mouse singing in shower]
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[clang!]
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[mice] Whoaaaa!
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[mouse] Wheee!
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-[mouse 1] Got it.
-[mouse 2] Got it
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We seem to have
a mouse convention in progress.
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Oh, well, it's not my problem.
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[mice gasp, shriek]
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What?
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[snarls]
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This is my problem!
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-Squeak!
-You squeaked?
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Ahem. Look at what's in my dish.
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There's nothing in your dish.
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My point exactly.
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Please, Garfield, old pal, old friend.
Please be understanding.
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You ate my breakfast.
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All these mice,
my cousins and uncles and nephews,
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they had no place else to go.
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[sad violin symphony playing]
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[mice gasp]
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They all lived in that big house
down the block that just got torn down.
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You ate my breakfast.
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I couldn't just turn them away.
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I couldn't just send them out
into the cold, cruel snow.
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[birds chirping]
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It's 92 degrees outside.
And you still ate my breakfast.
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Look, Garfield,
if you let us stay, we'll behave.
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We can help out,
do things for you, be your servants.
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Servants?
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Servants would be nice.
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[playing easy-listening jazz]
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From now on, I'd like my grapes peeled.
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-Peeled?
-Peeled. And take out the seeds.
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The seeds? Oh.
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This is the life.
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But I don't think I could take
any more than,
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oh, say about 20 or 30 years of it.
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-[Odie yipping]
-[mice gasp]
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Or maybe 20 or 30 seconds.
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Quick, everyone, hide! Am-scray!
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[Jon] Garfield! We're back!
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-Unfortunately.
-[Squeak] What's the matter?
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If Jon finds out the house is full
of mice, he'll expect me to--
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-Oh! Got it.
-[Jon] There you are, Garfield.
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Looks like everything's been peaceful
while we were away.
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Yeah, sure looks that way.
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[Odie yipping]
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Hey, have that thing sanitized
for my protection.
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Hmm? [sniffing]
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While I'm away, I always feel secure
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knowing you're watching
the house, Garfield.
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I feel good when you're away, too.
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I know there won't be any intruders
or accidents, or mice.
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Especially mice.
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[sniffing]
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[Garfield] No, you're not
smelling a mouse.
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There isn't a mouse
within 20 miles of here.
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Get your nose fixed.
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All that walking around Odie and I did,
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I just kept thinking how good
it would be to get home and...
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just to relax in my home here
knowing it's free from mice.
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Because, as you know, nothing bothers me
more than mice in my house.
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[Odie snarling]
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-[sighs] But first, something to eat.
-[Odie whimpering]
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Blecch!
It was rough under there! I was just--
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Oh!
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[Odie yowls]
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-[crash!]
-[Odie] Oww! Oww!
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[Jon] Maybe later we'll order
from Lasagna Palace and then...
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Garfield.
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Is that a mouse?
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Mouse? What mouse?
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In your hand. That is a mouse.
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What, this?
[whispering] Make like you're a toy.
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Oh, no! This is a happy fun kitty toy
thingie-ma-bob.
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Oh, it's just a kitty toy thingie-ma-bob.
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Squeak! Squeak!
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Well, I guess it's cute.
I need to get something to eat.
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-Garfield said we should hide.
-[mice gasp]
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Ohh.
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Garfield! Did you eat all my crackers?
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Oh! We'd better get outta here.
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[Jon] What are you going to do about this?
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[mouse screams]
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[Tarzan cry]
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I have mice in my cupboard!
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[mice giggling]
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[Jon gasps]
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I have mice in my silverware drawer!
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[mouse singing]
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I even have mice in my sink!
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Uh, do you mind? I'm taking a bath here.
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Garfield!
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[mice screeching]
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Mice everywhere. How did that happen?
I have no idea.
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-Well, I have to go water my ferns.
-No, you don't. Come with me.
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I saw this website and bookmarked it.
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-It's for a service called Ratator Pest.
-Ratator Pest?
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Pay attention.
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Couldn't we go to one of those websites
where you can order pizza delivered?
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[man] Mouse problem in your house?Then why not call Ratator Pest?
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Our trained specialistswill rush to your home
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where they will stop at nothing.
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[maniacal laughter]
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The mouse or rat hasn't livedwho can defy the might of Ratator Pest.
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They can run, they can hidelike the rodents they are,
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but they can never get away!
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[maniacal laughter]
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Ratator Pest. A mouse's worst nightmare.
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Click here to order our service.
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I'm not going to click... now,
because they're expensive
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and getting rid of mice is your job.
I mean, you are the cat around here.
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You are going to get rid of these mice.
Every last one of them.
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[Odie yipping]
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[Odie growling]
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-[Odie snarls]
-[Garfield whistles]
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[gasps]
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-I'm going out for a while. Come on, Odie.
-[Odie barks]
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If there's a single mouse here
when I get back, I'm calling Ratator Pest.
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And I'm deducting the cost
from my cat food budget.
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You won't see lasagna
in this house for years.
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For years? The barbarian.
Why doesn't he just cut off my oxygen?
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-[gasps]
-[mice chattering]
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Guys, you've got to leave here.
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Guys? Guys? Yoo-hoo!
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Calling all mice, calling all mice!
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-Squeak!
-Hey, now that what's-his-name is gone,
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we have the house to ourselves!
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No, no, no, you've got to leave.
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All of you.
Right this minute, if not sooner.
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No way, this is our new home.
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[hisses, snarls, yowls]
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Boo.
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[chuckles]
You think we're gonna run from that?
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-Other cats scare mice.
-Other cats eat mice.
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You're gonna start eating mice, Garfield?
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-[gasps] The very idea of it.
-Then it looks like we're here to stay.
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It's no use. It's not in my blood.
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What am I gonna do? I'll lose my lasagna
for at least a year.
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Jon will call that horrible Ratator Pest.
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That service thing on the Internet,
that terrible Ratator Pest.
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I know!
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Squeak! I have to show you something.
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Hey, I was making a sandwich.
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Later. This is more important.
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Ratator Pest, a mouse's worst nightmare.Click here to order our service.
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This is awful.
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Garfield, you wouldn't.
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You're right. I wouldn't.
But Jon would and will. Unless...
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-Unless what?
-Unless you go along with my plan.
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Anything, anything.
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Get all the mice together.
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We're gonna have to rehearse
before Jon returns.
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Garfield, we're back.
Are the mice gone yet?
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[mice playing "charge" fanfare]
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Okay, I guess the mice aren't gone yet.
That's it, I'm calling Ratator Pest!
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[spy genre soundtrack playing]
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-[snaps fingers]
-[mice shrieking]
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[chuckles]
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Garfield, you handled that so well.
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[Odie barks]
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Naturally.
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I feel like you deserve a reward,
but I have no idea what it should be.
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Oh! "Luigi's Lasagna Palace, we deliver."
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Good idea, Garfield. I'll call
and have them deliver hot lasagna.
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You do that again and you'll wind up
in the bag with them.
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[Odie sighs]
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[doorbell rings]
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Garfield, lasagna's here! Garfield!
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Hurry, everyone in.
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Thanks for everything, Garfield.
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Don't mention it.
I hope you're happy living at Luigi's.
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How could we not be?
All the lasagna we can eat. See you.
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All the lasagna they can eat.
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Garfield, lasagna!
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Funny. That usually gets him here
in under three seconds.
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[woman, Italian accent]
Luigi! Luigi, where are you?
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Oh, there you are.
Luigi, you have to do something!
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Call an exterminator
to get rid of these mice.
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Never mind the mice.
I need an exterminator to get rid of him!
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[Garfield] I think I'm gonna like it here.
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[carefree music on television]
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[Garfield] Faster, Odie.
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And angrier.
I'm much more impatient than that.
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I'd be pacing back and forth impatiently,
but it's easier to have Odie do it for me.
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Jon ordered that pizza
almost 12 minutes ago.
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It's too late for me. I'm famished.
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Even if it came this minute,
I'd be too weak to answer the door.
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[Odie yowls]
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-[vehicle approaching, tires screech]
-[doorbell rings]
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-I'll get it!
-I'll bring in the pizza.
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I'll bring in the pizza.
You bring out the money.
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Attention, hungry cat.
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-You ever feed that cat?
-No more than ten times a day.
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Ahh! Vito's Pizza,
the best pizza in the world.
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[sniffing]
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[snap!]
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[groans]
Something is very wrong here.
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That was the worst pizza I ever had.
It was dry.
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It was tasteless.
Vito, what have you done to me?
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[gasps]
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"Mama Meany's Pizza Palace"?
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I know it wasn't a Vito's pizza,
but I had a coupon for this place.
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You don't mind, do you?
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-[Odie groans]
-[Jon yells]
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Okay, I guess you mind a little.
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[Vito] Mr. Arbuckle, it is
so good to see you.
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-It is so good to see any customer.
-Well, business isn't good, Vito?
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Business is terrible since this new
pizza shop opened next door.
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[epic soundtrack plays]
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Look at this monstrosity,
Mama Meany's Pizza Palace! Ptooey!
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Mama Meany's Pizza Palace Ptooey?
She's the one who made that awful pizza?
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They have coupons and deals and contests
and they've stolen all my customers away.
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So why not sell this dump of yours to me
so I can expand my business?
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-Never!
-Are you...?
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Right. I'm Mama Meany.
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Here, have a coupon.
Twelve pizzas for the price of one.
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[gasps] Twelve pizzas?
That's quite a deal.
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Not if they're not edible.
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His pizzas are horrible
the way he makes them.
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Let Vito show you
how pizza should be made.
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The dough is hand-mixed. I taste it myself
to make sure it is right.
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Then I toss it in my hands.
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I put on the sauce, lots of it!
Then the cheese, even more of it!
245
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:56,280
And now I add the sausage
and the pepperoni
246
00:14:56,360 --> 00:14:58,880
and the onions and the mushrooms
and the anchovies...
247
00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:01,680
-[Garfield gasps]
-All right. No anchovies.
248
00:15:01,760 --> 00:15:02,920
-[Garfield sighs]
-[Meany laughs]
249
00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,080
That's quaint,
but would you follow me, please?
250
00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:06,760
[dramatic soundtrack plays]
251
00:15:06,840 --> 00:15:11,000
Let me show you how we do it now,
the modern, cost-effective way.
252
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:13,760
It's so much better to do it by machine.
253
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:19,640
The Pizzagrand 7000,
capable of outputting ten pizzas a minute.
254
00:15:20,040 --> 00:15:21,800
That thing makes pizzas?
255
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:26,880
Pizza by machine? That is inhuman.
It is vulgar. It is ridiculous.
256
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:28,480
[electronic voice] Pizza completed.
257
00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,520
-There you are, piping-hot pizza.
-[Vito] That is no way to make pizza.
258
00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:37,120
I'll try a slice. Garfield, you want one?
259
00:15:37,200 --> 00:15:41,080
No way.
I've tried Mama Meany's alleged pizza.
260
00:15:41,160 --> 00:15:43,240
Ohh! [sniffs] Mmm.
261
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,640
[horn squeaks]
262
00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:52,480
I'd like a pizza with everything, please.
263
00:15:52,800 --> 00:15:56,440
-Allow me to show you how it works.
-Yes, sir, Mama Meany.
264
00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,320
One pizza with everything.
265
00:15:59,120 --> 00:16:00,400
[bell clangs]
266
00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:05,360
Hey! Do I look like a ball of dough?
Don't answer that. Help!
267
00:16:05,440 --> 00:16:08,160
[steam huffing, bells clanging]
268
00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,120
This pizza tastes a lot like cardboard.
269
00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:14,800
Uh, no, it doesn't.
My all-meat special tastes like cardboard.
270
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,720
This one tastes like Styrofoam.
271
00:16:17,440 --> 00:16:19,800
Pepperoni, onions, peppers, anchovies.
272
00:16:20,520 --> 00:16:21,760
Hey, no anchovies.
273
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,080
-Pineapple?
-Yes, fine.
274
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:25,760
[clang!]
275
00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:30,120
-And five, four, three, two...
-Pizza completed.
276
00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:33,080
[choral fanfare plays]
277
00:16:33,160 --> 00:16:35,480
[gags]
278
00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,440
Here you go, pal.
279
00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:41,160
[customer] When I said
I wanted everything on my pizza,
280
00:16:41,240 --> 00:16:43,480
I didn't mean a pussycat!
281
00:16:43,760 --> 00:16:47,680
Hey, you're better off with me
than one of this guy's rotten pizzas.
282
00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:51,160
I'm sorry, Mama Meany.
I will never order from you again.
283
00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:54,400
But what if I offer you discounts?
284
00:16:54,680 --> 00:16:55,640
Discounts?
285
00:16:55,840 --> 00:16:58,840
And contests with big cash prizes?
286
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:03,480
Big cash prizes? Yes, yes.
287
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:08,200
You see? My promotions
will trump your pizza every time.
288
00:17:08,480 --> 00:17:13,200
Which is why you'll sell your business
to me so I can tear it down and expand.
289
00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,880
[phone rings]
290
00:17:15,960 --> 00:17:18,480
Vito's Pizza.
I'm sorry, we are closing down and--
291
00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:22,680
Yes, this is Eddie Gourmand,
the world famous TV food critic.
292
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:26,160
I'm sure you have heard of me or seen me.
[chuckles]
293
00:17:26,240 --> 00:17:28,040
I've decided to try your pizza,
294
00:17:28,119 --> 00:17:32,000
and if I like it, I will recommend it
to the millions of people
295
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,760
who watch my reviews on television.
296
00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:38,760
-Recommend my pizzas to millions?
-That's right, millions.
297
00:17:38,840 --> 00:17:42,880
So have a large pepperoni to my home,
747 Waffle Street,
298
00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:45,280
in 30 minutes, or else bye-bye!
299
00:17:45,360 --> 00:17:49,360
This is my chance! Eddie Gourmand
is going to review my pizza!
300
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:52,040
Eddie Gourmand?
But he has a huge following.
301
00:17:52,120 --> 00:17:54,320
And what's worse, he has good taste!
302
00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:56,200
Out of my way, Mama!
303
00:17:56,280 --> 00:17:58,840
After Eddie Gourmand
tells the world about my pizza,
304
00:17:58,920 --> 00:18:01,600
crowds will flock to my store!
305
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:04,920
Well, we'll just have to make sure
that doesn't happen.
306
00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:08,960
But, Vito, I don't know anything
about delivering pizzas.
307
00:18:09,280 --> 00:18:13,360
My truck isn't working and the pizzas
have to be at this address in...
308
00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:18,520
-Twelve minutes. Hurry!
-Hey, wait for the star of the show!
309
00:18:22,440 --> 00:18:26,160
Forget them. We have to stop that pizza
from being delivered.
310
00:18:26,240 --> 00:18:27,680
[horn honks]
311
00:18:27,760 --> 00:18:33,520
Mama mia! Mama Meany is trying to stop
the delivery! I cannot let that happen!
312
00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:35,280
[motorcycle revs, tires screech]
313
00:18:35,920 --> 00:18:40,880
If I don't get to 747 Waffle Street,
there will be no more Vito's Pizza!
314
00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:43,760
-[driver] Hop on.
-[engine revs]
315
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:48,240
-[chuckles]
-[Jon snarls]
316
00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,320
-[sighs]
-[Jon snarls]
317
00:18:55,640 --> 00:18:58,920
Waffle Street?
You'll have to find it on the map.
318
00:18:59,880 --> 00:19:03,640
Which will be kind of hard
since this is a map of Portugal.
319
00:19:07,960 --> 00:19:11,240
-[Garfield shrieks]
-He's trying to run us off the road!
320
00:19:11,320 --> 00:19:12,800
Whoaaaa!
321
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,520
Mama Meany. He's trying to stop us
from delivering Vito's pizza!
322
00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,200
[Garfield] Sure looks that way.
323
00:19:22,360 --> 00:19:25,720
Okay, pal, lemme have that pizza!
324
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,840
[chuckles] What pizza? Do I have a pizza?
325
00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,760
You've got just three seconds
to hand over that pizza, fella!
326
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:39,080
This guy plays rough.
I'd better do something.
327
00:19:39,560 --> 00:19:41,640
I may need ammunition.
328
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,920
Listen, maybe we could forget
all this pizza stuff
329
00:19:46,000 --> 00:19:47,520
and send out for Chinese food?
330
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:55,720
Ahem. Oh, Mama, looks like you have
a pizza delivery truck to go.
331
00:19:58,960 --> 00:19:59,960
Our truck!
332
00:20:03,600 --> 00:20:04,520
[crash!]
333
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:08,840
[Garfield] Onward,
we have pizza to deliver.
334
00:20:13,640 --> 00:20:16,120
-[screeching]
-Don't let him get away!
335
00:20:16,200 --> 00:20:18,560
Oh! They're right behind us!
336
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:21,320
[horn blaring]
337
00:20:23,360 --> 00:20:27,200
These are Mama Meany's pizzas.
Here's the only thing they're good for.
338
00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:30,560
They make great Frisbees.
339
00:20:32,760 --> 00:20:34,600
[tires squealing]
340
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,240
Look out! You're steering crazy!
341
00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:40,640
I can't see, there's rancid pepperoni
all over the windshield.
342
00:20:42,800 --> 00:20:43,960
[screeching]
343
00:20:44,040 --> 00:20:45,560
[crash!]
344
00:20:45,640 --> 00:20:46,960
[billboard creaking]
345
00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:48,600
[both gasping]
346
00:20:48,680 --> 00:20:50,240
[crash!]
347
00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:54,840
You did it, Garfield!
Nothing can stop us now.
348
00:20:55,200 --> 00:20:57,120
[both shrieking]
349
00:20:57,200 --> 00:20:59,520
[Jon] Whoaaaaaa!
350
00:21:05,320 --> 00:21:06,320
[tires screech]
351
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:12,080
It's no use! We have one minute
to get the pizza to 747 Waffle Street.
352
00:21:12,160 --> 00:21:16,120
Not so. This is 747 Waffle Street.
353
00:21:16,880 --> 00:21:19,960
-We're here. Quick, give me the pizza.
-Wait, that's not--
354
00:21:20,800 --> 00:21:22,280
[driver] Just in time.
355
00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:28,520
Well, it's about time. Ten more seconds
and I'd give you a bad review!
356
00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:31,760
[chuckles] Here, taste. You will love!
357
00:21:33,440 --> 00:21:34,760
[Eddie chomping]
358
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:43,720
Ptooey! Why, this is the worst pizza
I've ever eaten!
359
00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,760
My pizza, the worst?
360
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:49,640
[Garfield] Here.
Have a real Vito's pizza.
361
00:21:51,760 --> 00:21:56,840
[Eddie] "Mama Meany's Pizza Palace?"
This isn't Vito pizza.
362
00:21:58,120 --> 00:21:59,600
[sniffing, chewing]
363
00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:03,880
Mmm! Yes, this is Vito's pizza.
364
00:22:04,480 --> 00:22:05,680
Mmm!
365
00:22:05,760 --> 00:22:08,720
This is the best pizza I've ever eaten.
366
00:22:08,800 --> 00:22:10,760
[Eddie chuckles]
367
00:22:10,840 --> 00:22:14,320
Thank you, cat.
I think you deserve some, too.
368
00:22:15,320 --> 00:22:16,960
I thought you'd never offer.
369
00:22:17,360 --> 00:22:22,960
So, for the best pizzaon this entire plan-o-mundo-mundo...
370
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,280
go to Vito's.
371
00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:29,320
And if you want the worst pizzaon this planet, well, try Mama Meany's.
372
00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:31,160
It stinks.
373
00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,600
Ho-ho-ho! I love the Eddie Gourmand!
374
00:22:33,680 --> 00:22:37,520
Every time they rerun that review,
I get another hundred orders.
375
00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:39,000
So I see.
376
00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:48,160
[sighs] Maybe I can retool
the pizza-making machine
377
00:22:48,240 --> 00:22:51,840
to make steel-belted radial tires.
They taste about the same.
378
00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:55,720
I am so grateful for your help,
all of you.
379
00:22:55,800 --> 00:22:59,920
From now on, as much pizza as you want,
you are Vito's guests!
380
00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,400
All the free pizza we want?
381
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:11,640
Will he ever stop?
382
00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,320
Oh, sure.
He's bound to hit anchovies eventually.
383
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:17,040
[slurps]
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