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[intro music]
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[imitates train] Tickets this way
for the Chatsworth Express!
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Come and watch pikeys
making a mess of the lives
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they were given by him upstairs.
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And kids they're convinced
aren't actually theirs.
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[shouts] Stay away!
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What sounds on earth could ever replace
kids needing money or wives in your face?
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Cos this, people reckon, and me included,
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is why pubs and drugs
were kindly invented,
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to calm us all down
and stop us going mental.
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These are Chatsworth Estate's
basic essentials.
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We are worth every penny
for grinding your axes.
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You shit on our heads,
but you pay the taxes.
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[all laughing]
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Imagine a Britain
without Chatsworth buccaneers
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who'd come on your face
for the price of a beer.
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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Make poverty history, cheaper drugs now!
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[laughing]
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Scatter!
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Party!
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♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
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♪ Happy birthday, happy birthday ♪
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Do some damage, Lillian.
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[Joe] When you're a kid,
a birthday is a day of sweets,
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fizzy drinks and throwing up.
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When you're older, it's a night of drugs,
alcohol and throwing up.
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I don't mind the celebrating,
it's everything else that I don't get.
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The sinister shit.
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People hiding in the dark,
surprising you with a cake on fire
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and singing that fucking horrible song.
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That first note, like a dirge.
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And all that makes you think:
this isn't a song about life,
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this is a song about fucking death.
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[chanting] Drink! Drink! Drink!
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[Joe] Which, I suppose, it kind of is.
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Another year,
another step nearer the grave.
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Another year where nothing's happened,
where nothing's changed.
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Happy fucking birthday.
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[all cheering]
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[woman] Joe Pritchard, I need a word.
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-[everybody] Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah!
-[laughing]
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-Oh, yeah?
-In private.
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He's been a very naughty boy, officer.
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-[everybody] Ooh!
-He's gotta go down!
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Hey, listen, ladies, when I do go down,
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I go down for a very... long... time!
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[all booing]
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And you are gonna have
to throw the book at me for this!
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[everybody cheers]
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Come on, then, get on with it.
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[singing] ♪ Get your tits out
Get your tits out for the lads! ♪
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Mr Pritchard, I'm sorry to say
that your father's been involved
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in a serious accident.
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He died earlier this evening.
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[background drowns out]
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[policewoman] I'm sorry.
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[dramatic music]
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[Joe] Don't put stuff off till tomorrow
because tomorrow might never come.
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Take the pill.
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Neck the drink.
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And fuck the married woman.
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Karen.
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Hiya.
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Sorry to hear about your dad.
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What's this?
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It's our new house. You, me, our baby.
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[indistinct chatter, laughter]
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You're not thinking
of playing today, are ya?
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[Joe] It'll do me good.
Keep my mind occupied, you know?
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All right.
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I'll, uh, I'll be outside.
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Gonna get battered again, aren't we?
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You lot have given up
before we've even kicked off.
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Halves, boys.
Just like the pre-match rules say.
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-Thank you.
-Fuck off.
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Mimi's not coming today,
so she's asked yours truly to escort ya.
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Just to make sure
you're all sober for kick-off.
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[Bruce] You only get tea at half-time
and nobody gets done for assault.
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-Wouldn't give me the ball back.
-It's called an 'at-trick.
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-And?
-Fuck.
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So, don't worry,
I'm not here to interfere with ya.
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-Unless you want me to, of course.
-[all booing]
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-Poof!
-[Micky] Shut it, fagasaurus!
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-Why not?
-My home. My husband.
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-My baby.
-Our baby.
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-You don't know that.
-And neither do you.
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Come with me for one night. Let me show
you what it could be like, us together.
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I can't just leave here for a night.
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[Karen] I'm not gonna leave Jamie
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and I'm not gonna walk away
from everything.
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[door slams shut]
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-D'you want a half?
-Oh, no thanks, I'm not stoppin'.
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Ian's got his football,
it's about time I had something.
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[Libby] Keep practicing circles.
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Picasso could paint a perfect circle.
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[sighs] Hmm.
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All right, boys, tea's on the way.
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[Bruce] Some painkillers for your back.
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Must be hurting,
amount of times you've had
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-to pick the ball out the back of the net.
-Yeah, cos this lot
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-are running round like headless chickens!
-Fuck off!
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[Bruce] Save a shot
every now and again!
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-He's like a dog on wet lino!
-[everybody talks]
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-You can't blame it all on Micky.
-What do you know about it?
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They're dictating all the play.
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[Bruce] You're giving them too much space.
They're pulling you apart on the wings.
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Drawing you out wide
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and then pummelling you
straight down the middle.
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But like you say, Chesney,
what would I know about it?
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Now, being a poof an' all?
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And, just for the record,
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there's more gays than Asians
in the Premiership.
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[Bruce] In fact, there's probably
more gays than Asians at United,
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which is why they're so successful.
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Are you saying they're successful because
they've not got Asians playing for 'em?
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-Fucking racist!
-Whoa! Leave it, Chesney! Leave it!
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-Chesney!
-[Chesney] Let go of me!
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[Ian] What are you doing, dickhead?
Calm down!
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[Micky] Deep breaths.
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Look, hands up if you want Bruce
to manage us second half.
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Full house. Kings and queens.
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-[glass shatters]
-[Mimi sighs]
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-You all right, Mimi?
-[Mimi] I'm not feeling meself.
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Is that all?
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Breathlessness, mood swings, tiredness.
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Me skin's crawling with spiders.
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An overly dry vagina.
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But I don't like to complain.
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-Yeah
-I'm probably dying.
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[Lillian] You're on the change.
Has your periods dried up yet?
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There you go, menopause.
You're just like me now.
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[Lillian] Keep an eye out
for a watery discharge.
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Your vagina walls might be atrophying.
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-[lads cheering]
-[Jamie] Eight - five!
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Chatsworth Estate's barmy army!
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[indistinct chatter]
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Your brother... mwah...
is a managerial genius.
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-Manager?
-I am a genius,
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but it wasn't just me or him,
was the whole team.
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-Drinks all round!
-Fuck off.
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You were missed, you know.
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[tuts] Oh, thanks.
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I couldn't have gone, not with my gut.
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I think it was that dodgy Chinese
I had last night.
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What was his name?
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I shagged a Chinese guy once
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and ten minutes later
I was horny all over again.
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That's racist.
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It's a joke, homophobe.
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Shame there's no more games, innit?
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-Maybe there could be.
-Why, what do you get out of it?
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Kudos, public adoration, respect.
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And permission to gaze at all the fit,
sweaty men running round in shorts?
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[everybody laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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["Sugar Spun Sister (Song For My)"
by The Stone Roses playing]
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♪ Her hair ♪
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♪ Soft drifted snow ♪
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♪ Death white ♪
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♪ I'd like to know ♪
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♪ Why she hates ♪
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♪ All that she does ♪
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♪ But she gives it all... ♪
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[buzzer]
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♪ Until the sky turns green ♪
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♪ The grass is several shades of blue ♪
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♪ Every member of parliament
trips on glue... ♪
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-Dark, innit?
-I asked you to come for a night.
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♪ Until the sky turns green ♪
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♪ And the grass
is several shades of blue ♪
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♪ Every member of parliament
trips on glue ♪
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♪ It takes all these ♪
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♪ And all that time ♪
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[song fades out]
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-[knock at door]
-[Maxine] Just a minute.
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Oh, I'm, uh, terribly sorry. I...
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[man] I just wanted to see
if everything's okay.
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-Our last life model--
-Mr Arlington!
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Maxine Donnelly.
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You haven't changed one bit!
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Uh, you have.
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[Bruce] Better be on form today, lads.
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I pulled a lot of strings
to get us in this tournament
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and laid out entrance
and registration fees.
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Wouldn't have done it
if I didn't think we could win.
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-Yeah!
-Come on, boys.
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-So, get out there and fucking have it.
-Come on, boys, let's do this!
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[Bruce] C'mon, boys, let's do this!
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[commentator]
And in the final game of round one,
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it's Churchill's Cocks
versus newcomers, the Knob Jockeys.
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[cheering, whistling]
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["Y.M.C.A." by Village People playing]
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[singing] ♪ Y.M.C.A. ♪
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♪ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ♪
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♪ They've got everything
For young men to enjoy ♪
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I've got the feeling
we're not in Kansas anymore.
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♪ It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A. ♪
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-Everyone'll think I'm gay.
-What's wrong with that?
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-Women love the gays, don't they?
-The gays?
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[Carl laughs] Mate, they go mad for it.
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Wanna turn you straight and all that.
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Yes, Ches, it's a gay tournament,
but first prize is a grand.
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That'd cover fees for next year
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and leave us with enough
for a big fuck-off party.
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-[Ian whistles]
-[Bruce] What do you reckon?
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Go gay for pay?
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Hands up, those who think we should
get the fuck out of 'ere and go home,
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right now.
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-Ah, fuck it, I don't mind.
-Me neither.
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I just wanna kick around
and we might win something.
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Are you being serious? Carl?
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-[all cheering] Yeah!
-Come on, boys!
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Bit of a romantic on the quiet, aren't ya?
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Couldn't get a log fire sorted,
though, could ya?
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[both chuckle]
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[Karen] You smooth bastard.
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[Karen laughs]
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-It could be like this all the time.
-But this isn't real life.
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-And what if I got ill?
-I'd look after ya.
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-It's not like a cold or flu.
-I know.
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[Connor gurgles]
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I know it might not be easy,
and I know we'll have shit to deal with,
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but I have thought about it.
I've thought about nothing else.
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I'll do anything.
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I want you.
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-[Connor niggling]
-And you!
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Ian!
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[crowd cheering]
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[Shane] Bags of space, Carl!
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-Yes!
-[all cheering]
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-[player] Lovely strike, sweetie.
-[Carl] Easy.
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[player 2] Powerful shot you got!
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[on speaker]
Six to the fabulous Knob Jockeys!
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[quiet jazzy music]
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O-Observe the lines of the body.
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And see how they, they flow
into each other to form relationships.
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[artist] Ah, okay.
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And, uh, uh, pay particular attention
to the places where the lines form space,
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areas we can't see,
where innocent lines cross and...
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And create space, shade, forbidden areas.
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[Marc stammers, clears throat]
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-[knock at door]
-Just a minute.
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00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:09,960
That's a really bad habit you've got.
245
00:14:12,280 --> 00:14:14,960
Should it not be knock,
wait, then come in?
246
00:14:15,720 --> 00:14:18,120
I probably said the same thing to you
back at school.
247
00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:19,920
[chuckles] A couple of times, yeah.
248
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:24,760
-Uh, sorry it's not very much.
-Oh, ta.
249
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,880
Wasn't really doing it for the money,
to be honest.
250
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:30,840
Uh, doing it for the love?
251
00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:32,360
Kinda.
252
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:35,080
I wanted to do some art...
253
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,040
But I'm shit.
254
00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:39,640
-[Karen] This is the nearest thing to it.
-You're not shit.
255
00:14:40,320 --> 00:14:42,920
You made some great sculptures
for me back in my class.
256
00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,880
I suppose I was always
quite good with me hands.
257
00:14:45,960 --> 00:14:47,440
[chuckles]
258
00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:50,320
-Not like that, Mr Arlington!
-Marc.
259
00:14:51,480 --> 00:14:52,720
We're both adults now.
260
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,520
Can I give you a lift home?
261
00:15:00,840 --> 00:15:05,520
One team of poofs
stands between us and 1,000 quid.
262
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:10,240
[Bruce] So, listen, you are giants,
you are City, Barcelona, Brazil.
263
00:15:10,320 --> 00:15:11,960
You are kings.
264
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,960
So, get out there and murder 'em.
265
00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:18,640
-Come on, boys.
-[Micky] Yes! Keep it nice and tight.
266
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:20,080
[cheering]
267
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:24,080
[compere] We welcome into the arena
our reigning champions,
268
00:15:24,160 --> 00:15:28,440
I'm sure you'll give it up
for the mighty Sparta Velvet!
269
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:30,880
Fuck.
270
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,440
[cheering]
271
00:15:33,520 --> 00:15:37,160
["Gonna Fly Now (Theme From "Rocky")
by Bill Conti playing]
272
00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:44,160
♪ Trying hard now... ♪
273
00:15:44,240 --> 00:15:46,720
-[whistle blows]
-[cheering]
274
00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:55,920
[cheering]
275
00:15:56,000 --> 00:16:00,200
["I Am What I Am (2014 Club Version)"
by Gloria Gaynor playing]
276
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:02,520
-What the fuck are you doing?
-Shit.
277
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,760
[Jamie] You're shit!
278
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:05,880
He sounds nice.
279
00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:07,480
Nice, yeah, he is.
280
00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:13,680
So, um, what about you, anyway?
Still married to Mrs Arlington?
281
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:15,640
Um, divorced.
282
00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:17,160
A... A couple of years back.
283
00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:20,000
-Are you okay?
-[Marc] Yes.
284
00:16:20,640 --> 00:16:21,960
It was all my fault, really.
285
00:16:22,640 --> 00:16:23,600
[Marc tuts] Hmm.
286
00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:28,440
I had an affair.
287
00:16:29,040 --> 00:16:30,960
-[Marc] Uh, you must have heard.
-No.
288
00:16:33,280 --> 00:16:36,120
[sighs heavily] Susannah Royal,
289
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,240
a couple of years behind you.
290
00:16:39,320 --> 00:16:41,680
-You shagged a pupil?
-She was 16.
291
00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,160
You never tried to shag me!
292
00:16:47,640 --> 00:16:48,720
[stammers] Another?
293
00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,960
I best not. I should get off.
294
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,640
I mean... I should go.
295
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,200
-I'll give you a lift.
-Honest, only round the corner,
296
00:16:55,280 --> 00:16:56,520
-it's fine.
-I insist.
297
00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:59,600
-[cheering, exclaiming]
-[Ian cries out]
298
00:16:59,680 --> 00:17:01,880
[Jamie]
You're a bunch of fucking pricks, hey?
299
00:17:01,960 --> 00:17:04,960
[whistle blows]
300
00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:05,920
Fucking...
301
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:11,200
[magical-like music]
302
00:17:22,240 --> 00:17:23,720
-Ian?
-[Ian grunts]
303
00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:25,680
I think I've pulled something.
304
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:27,960
Something or someone?
305
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,760
Corny.
306
00:17:31,600 --> 00:17:32,800
-That's me.
-[Ian chuckles]
307
00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,160
-Thanks, man.
-[Ste] You're welcome.
308
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,640
[magical-like music continues]
309
00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:44,600
-You're on. It's five all...
-What?
310
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,280
...we're a man down
and there's a minute left.
311
00:17:46,360 --> 00:17:48,160
You'd be letting your mates down,
your team.
312
00:17:48,240 --> 00:17:50,960
-[whistle blows]
-[indistinct chatter, cheering]
313
00:17:51,040 --> 00:17:52,440
Ref! Spitting!
314
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,360
-For fuck's sake, Chesney, you have to.
-I don't have to do anything.
315
00:17:57,320 --> 00:17:59,160
You're right, Ches, you don't have to.
316
00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:02,440
[Ian] It's your choice, and whatever
you decide to do is fine by me.
317
00:18:05,360 --> 00:18:06,520
Reverse psychology?
318
00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:08,600
We'll see.
319
00:18:08,680 --> 00:18:10,320
[whistle blows]
320
00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,600
[slow tense music]
321
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:41,360
-[Mickey cries out]
-[crowd gasps]
322
00:18:41,440 --> 00:18:42,440
[Ian gasps]
323
00:18:46,040 --> 00:18:47,360
Come on, Ches!
324
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,320
["Gonna Fly Now (Theme From "Rocky")
by Bill Conti]
325
00:18:58,040 --> 00:19:01,720
♪ Gettin' strong now... ♪
326
00:19:01,800 --> 00:19:03,280
Come on, Ches!
327
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:08,000
♪ Gettin' strong now ♪
328
00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:12,000
♪ Gettin' strong now... ♪
329
00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:18,360
Come on, Ches!
330
00:19:32,000 --> 00:19:34,280
[all cheering]
331
00:19:39,920 --> 00:19:41,320
[Bruce] Fucking have it!
332
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:45,240
[compere] We have our new champions,
all the way from Chatsworth.
333
00:19:45,320 --> 00:19:48,200
The Knob Jockeys!
334
00:19:49,760 --> 00:19:52,760
-[singing] ♪ Who are ya? ♪
-Yeah, that's it, yeah.
335
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:55,720
No, whoa, whoa, whoa.
336
00:19:56,680 --> 00:19:57,920
Oh, yeah, that's it.
337
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:01,120
-[indistinct chatter, laughter]
-[magical-like music]
338
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,080
[Maxine] Private art teacher?
339
00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,440
You're not allowed
in schools anymore, then?
340
00:20:13,520 --> 00:20:14,360
No.
341
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:17,000
Oh, of course not.
342
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:18,440
[chuckles]
343
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:20,400
Well, thanks for the lift.
344
00:20:20,480 --> 00:20:21,400
Again.
345
00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,160
Oh, uh, perhaps you don't remember.
346
00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:32,280
I picked you up once
from a bus stop, in the rain.
347
00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:53,560
I, uh, um...
348
00:20:54,320 --> 00:20:55,600
-What? What?
-[Marc] No.
349
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,600
-I shouldn't.
-What?
350
00:21:00,840 --> 00:21:02,800
I wanted to kiss you that day.
351
00:21:02,880 --> 00:21:05,200
-[Maxine laughing]
-[Marc chuckles]
352
00:21:06,960 --> 00:21:09,720
I wanted to grab hold of you and kiss you.
353
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:13,120
And...
354
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:16,960
And fuck you senseless.
355
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,560
Sorry, I've got to go.
356
00:21:25,160 --> 00:21:26,880
[car engine starting]
357
00:21:30,800 --> 00:21:31,880
[sighs]
358
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,600
[door opens]
359
00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:54,480
-We won.
-Brilliant.
360
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:56,920
How'd you get on?
361
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,280
With Joe?
362
00:22:00,360 --> 00:22:03,760
You said you were gonna pop in
and give him a hand with the funeral.
363
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:05,960
Oh, yeah, uh, I saw him.
364
00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:09,440
Uh, his dad ain't got a lot of mates,
so, um, won't be a big do.
365
00:22:13,000 --> 00:22:17,200
I'm just having a shower.
I feel a bit dirty. It's been a long day.
366
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,800
You feel a bit dirty, do ya?
367
00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:23,800
Well, so... do I.
368
00:22:29,240 --> 00:22:30,840
What's up?
369
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:33,760
-I need a shower.
-Oh, don't worry about that.
370
00:22:38,280 --> 00:22:40,080
No! No.
371
00:22:40,160 --> 00:22:42,280
-[both breathe heavily]
-Karen?
372
00:22:42,360 --> 00:22:44,200
-We...
-What?
373
00:22:46,720 --> 00:22:48,200
We need to talk.
374
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,640
-Shall we get dressed, then we can talk?
-Get dressed?
375
00:22:54,720 --> 00:22:57,080
-If we get dressed, we can talk...
-What's it, Karen? What's going on?
376
00:22:57,160 --> 00:22:58,800
-Just give me a minute.
-What the fuck is going on?
377
00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:00,120
-Give me a fucking minute!
-Tell me!
378
00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:01,280
I'm seeing...
379
00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:07,320
I've been seeing someone else.
380
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:11,560
[dramatic music]
381
00:23:24,040 --> 00:23:26,240
[Jamie] How have we got here, hey?
382
00:23:26,320 --> 00:23:30,920
I mean, we had so much, the two of us.
383
00:23:31,000 --> 00:23:33,440
I felt like I could do anything,
you know...
384
00:23:33,520 --> 00:23:35,760
With you.
385
00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,880
Together.
386
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,960
-I'm sorry.
-No.
387
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,520
No, I'm sorry.
388
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:48,880
It's not all your fault, is it?
It's both of us.
389
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,320
I've not looked after ya.
390
00:23:53,880 --> 00:23:55,280
Fuck's sake!
391
00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:58,720
[breathes heavily]
392
00:23:58,800 --> 00:24:02,840
You are my fucking life.
393
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,560
You're my fucking life, Karen.
You and Connor and...
394
00:24:08,640 --> 00:24:10,680
-I'm just gonna go to my mum's.
-Look...
395
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:15,120
I've not exactly been faithful myself.
396
00:24:18,760 --> 00:24:23,080
Oh, come on, let's do something together.
Let's go pictures. [cries out]
397
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:25,160
[kisses] I'll see ya later.
398
00:24:25,240 --> 00:24:27,320
-[Maxine cries out]
-[Ian laughs]
399
00:24:28,560 --> 00:24:30,360
-[Maxine cries out]
-[Ian sighs loudly]
400
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,600
[Bruce] Oh, put him down.
You don't know where he's been.
401
00:24:32,680 --> 00:24:35,720
Come on, Canal Street is calling.
402
00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,240
Canal Street?
403
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,560
[Ian sighs]
404
00:24:41,520 --> 00:24:45,120
It's a gay presentation
for a gay football tournament
405
00:24:45,200 --> 00:24:46,680
in a gay bar.
406
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:50,240
Hardly gonna be Wetherspoons
on Deansgate now, is it?
407
00:24:50,320 --> 00:24:52,360
Oh, God. Yes, Max,
408
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:55,240
I'll keep my beady little eye
on the raging heterosexual.
409
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:56,520
Fuck off.
410
00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,240
Come 'ere.
411
00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,000
[Ian sighs] C'mon.
412
00:25:05,080 --> 00:25:08,240
Poor Cinderella
left all alone with the housework
413
00:25:08,320 --> 00:25:11,160
while the beautiful boys go to the ball.
414
00:25:14,720 --> 00:25:15,760
[door slams shut]
415
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:28,560
[Jamie] You forgot to take it yesterday.
416
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,760
-How about the day before?
-I don't know.
417
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:43,200
It was months ago.
418
00:25:45,720 --> 00:25:46,560
Months?
419
00:25:48,520 --> 00:25:51,600
Went out with the boys.
I met her in a club.
420
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:55,920
One thing led to another
and we slept together.
421
00:25:58,760 --> 00:26:00,920
So sorry, Karen. I didn't mean...
422
00:26:02,800 --> 00:26:05,840
I was angry, and I was pissed and...
423
00:26:07,840 --> 00:26:09,520
[Jamie] I started to do it for the money.
424
00:26:10,760 --> 00:26:13,200
-[Jamie] I mean, we were skint cos--
-What, because of me?
425
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:17,000
So, it's my fault
that you fucked other people?
426
00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,240
You fucked other people.
427
00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:20,000
One person.
428
00:26:20,080 --> 00:26:22,320
One. There's a big fucking difference.
429
00:26:22,400 --> 00:26:25,000
I shagged anonymous women
who I didn't care about.
430
00:26:25,080 --> 00:26:26,000
And you...
431
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,120
You went back to the same fucking bloke!
432
00:26:33,280 --> 00:26:34,400
Who is he, Karen?
433
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:38,320
Who... have you... been fucking?
434
00:26:41,280 --> 00:26:43,760
-Who have you been fucking?
-It's none of your business.
435
00:26:43,840 --> 00:26:45,240
Course it's my business!
436
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:47,680
It's got nothing to do...
437
00:26:48,880 --> 00:26:49,800
With nothing.
438
00:26:57,040 --> 00:27:01,720
-It's got nothing... to do...
-[dog growls]
439
00:27:01,800 --> 00:27:02,680
With nothing!
440
00:27:05,960 --> 00:27:06,960
It's nothing.
441
00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,320
[Karen sobbing] It's... It's nothing.
442
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,280
Couldn't they have
posted the cheque or summat?
443
00:27:16,360 --> 00:27:19,320
Come on, Ches, you're the hero.
Enjoy yourself.
444
00:27:21,120 --> 00:27:22,400
[barman] Coming through!
445
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:25,320
Here you are, love, get that down you.
446
00:27:26,120 --> 00:27:26,960
Gorgeous.
447
00:27:27,040 --> 00:27:29,200
[disco music playing]
448
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,200
You're not gonna meet the girl
of your dreams in here, granted.
449
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,640
Nobody will think you're gay.
450
00:27:33,720 --> 00:27:37,040
No one back in Chatsworth
will even know you're here, so loosen up.
451
00:27:37,120 --> 00:27:38,800
Might just have a good time.
452
00:27:38,880 --> 00:27:41,520
You ready, boys? Ian? Carl?
453
00:27:41,600 --> 00:27:44,200
Remember... act gay.
454
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:47,280
Not that fucking gay!
455
00:27:47,360 --> 00:27:49,760
Nice in here, innit?
Everyone's dead friendly.
456
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:57,200
-When's the presentation 'n that?
-Soon as the papers arrive.
457
00:27:57,280 --> 00:27:58,760
-Papers?
-[cameras click]
458
00:27:58,840 --> 00:28:01,160
Pink News, Gay News usually,
459
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:04,000
but they've had
loads more interest this year.
460
00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,720
[Bruce] Manchester Evening News.
A couple of nationals.
461
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:10,480
-There might even be a TV crew.
-TV transvestite, or TV television?
462
00:28:12,600 --> 00:28:13,880
We're gonna be famous.
463
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:19,320
[dramatic music]
464
00:28:23,400 --> 00:28:24,240
[Maxine] Hiya.
465
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,000
Um, the film doesn't start till two.
466
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:34,440
Time for a cheeky glass before we go?
467
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:36,720
Um...
468
00:28:40,040 --> 00:28:41,440
[Maxine] Cheers.
469
00:28:41,520 --> 00:28:42,480
[giggles]
470
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:49,200
[giggles, gasps]
471
00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:50,600
[laughs]
472
00:28:50,680 --> 00:28:52,080
Eggnog!
473
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:55,080
[fast paced upbeat music]
474
00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,000
[giggles]
475
00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:10,480
-[cameras click]
-[indistinct chatter]
476
00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,560
-[upbeat pop music playing]
-[cameras click]
477
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,720
Ches!
478
00:29:17,560 --> 00:29:20,760
[disco music playing]
479
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,760
[Bruce]
I'd just like to say a few thank you's.
480
00:29:29,840 --> 00:29:33,640
First of all, to all the other teams
who battled it out in the tournament.
481
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,440
-Losers!
-[punters cheering, whistling]
482
00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:40,200
Thanks to the organisers
and everybody here at Bar Whatever.
483
00:29:40,280 --> 00:29:42,120
[cheering]
484
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:44,360
[Bruce] Let's hear it for the winners.
485
00:29:44,440 --> 00:29:48,000
The team from Chatsworth Estate's
one and only gay pub,
486
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:50,160
it's the Knob Jockeys!
487
00:29:50,240 --> 00:29:53,000
[cheering, whistling]
488
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:56,920
-A grand's worth of hotel vouchers?
-I swear, didn't know till yesterday.
489
00:29:57,000 --> 00:29:59,960
Why would I wanna go
to the Gayzone hotel in Barcelona?
490
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:01,440
-Why wouldn't ya?
-Fucking queer!
491
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:03,200
-What is your problem?
-Him.
492
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:07,040
He had us mincing about in there
and it makes me fucking sick.
493
00:30:07,680 --> 00:30:10,080
-You're bang out of order.
-You can fuck off, too!
494
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:11,240
Another lying faggot.
495
00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,200
Yeah, you heard right.
496
00:30:15,280 --> 00:30:17,280
Ian Gallagher's a fucking bender.
497
00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:20,840
-They know.
-I don't.
498
00:30:20,920 --> 00:30:23,240
-Maxine's a bloke?
-I know what you're about.
499
00:30:26,320 --> 00:30:27,160
You two.
500
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:29,000
That lot in there.
501
00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:32,480
I know what you're doing
when you're putting your hands on my back.
502
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,440
You like the straight blokes, don't ya?
503
00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:39,560
Is that what you did with my dad?
504
00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,880
Touched him up,
so you could suck his dick?
505
00:30:42,960 --> 00:30:44,000
Is it?
506
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,400
You touched him up,
so you could suck him off?
507
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:47,800
Yeah, yeah, I sucked your dad's cock.
508
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,040
He sucked my cock.
He couldn't get enough of it.
509
00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:51,560
You fucking...
510
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:54,200
But the thing you need to know
about your dad, Ches,
511
00:30:54,280 --> 00:30:56,280
is that it weren't me. It were him.
512
00:30:57,600 --> 00:30:58,920
-He came on to me.
-Fuck off!
513
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:01,400
Believe what you want. Doesn't bother me.
514
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:04,840
But you need to know the truth.
515
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:08,320
[Carl] Right, I reckon
it's time we were going. Now.
516
00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:09,440
[Carl] Oi!
517
00:31:10,640 --> 00:31:12,880
I've got reason to believe
that you're not an all-gay team.
518
00:31:12,960 --> 00:31:14,720
[Micky] Who are you, the bandit police?
519
00:31:15,320 --> 00:31:16,480
[lad] Yeah, actually.
520
00:31:17,600 --> 00:31:20,000
This was an exclusive
for gay football tournament.
521
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,280
All right. All right, we know.
522
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,440
Some of us are gay,
some of us aren't. 'Ere.
523
00:31:28,240 --> 00:31:29,480
Come on, let's bounce.
524
00:31:33,280 --> 00:31:34,840
You can stay for a bit, can't ya?
525
00:31:34,920 --> 00:31:36,240
[magic-like music]
526
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:42,600
Canal Street?
527
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,040
I can't.
528
00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:49,040
I'm with someone.
529
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:50,880
Fine.
530
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:55,960
[Chesney] It was him?
531
00:31:58,120 --> 00:31:58,960
It was my dad?
532
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:02,280
Who came on to you?
533
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,480
C'mon.
534
00:32:05,560 --> 00:32:10,120
[upbeat music]
535
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,320
[laughs]
536
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:17,520
Let's go pictures!
537
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:26,000
Shit.
538
00:32:26,600 --> 00:32:28,080
I can't do this.
539
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:29,080
I'm sorry.
540
00:32:30,360 --> 00:32:31,520
That's mine and Ian's bed.
541
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:34,320
[sighs]
542
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,200
-Let's do it on the floor, then.
-[sighs]
543
00:32:40,280 --> 00:32:43,040
-Standing up?
-No, I don't want to.
544
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:46,400
I am so sorry to fuck you about, Marc.
545
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:48,760
But this would be
the biggest mistake ever.
546
00:32:48,840 --> 00:32:51,560
-And I, I can't do that. Not to Ian.
-[Marc gagging]
547
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:56,000
-That's a bit much, innit?
-Sorry.
548
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,400
-Marc?
-It's my heart.
549
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:02,120
-[panting] I can't...
-[Maxine] Marc?
550
00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:07,200
[gurgles] Excited. Stress. [panting]
Oh, fuck! Fucking hell!
551
00:33:08,480 --> 00:33:10,600
-It'll pass... In... [groans]
-Marc!
552
00:33:10,680 --> 00:33:12,440
Oh... fuck!
553
00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:16,560
Oh, fuck! Oh, fuck! Fuck!
554
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:18,440
[Marc chocking]
555
00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,800
Hiya. Ambulance, please.
556
00:33:20,880 --> 00:33:23,040
-Twenty seven, Shipman Street.
-[Marc choking]
557
00:33:23,120 --> 00:33:25,680
-[Maxine] Marc Arlington.
-[mobile phone ringing]
558
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,280
A mild cardial infarction.
559
00:33:28,360 --> 00:33:30,120
Yes, a heart attack.
560
00:33:30,200 --> 00:33:32,800
-A fucking heart attack!
-[mobile continue ringing]
561
00:33:33,640 --> 00:33:35,600
Oh, fucking hell.
562
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:38,400
No, no, no, not you.
Yes, he's still alive.
563
00:33:38,480 --> 00:33:40,200
Can you just hurry up, please?
564
00:33:40,280 --> 00:33:43,840
[Marc grunting]
565
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:45,560
Hiya, babes, you all right?
566
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:48,200
Oh, nothing, you know.
567
00:33:48,280 --> 00:33:52,000
Oh, it's, um, it's just some shit film.
I'll just turn it down.
568
00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:56,120
Yeah, you go for a drink.
Go for a dozen. [chuckles] Yeah.
569
00:33:57,800 --> 00:33:59,680
I'll just see you whenever. All right.
570
00:34:01,680 --> 00:34:02,960
[Marc grunts]
571
00:34:05,560 --> 00:34:07,640
He was my father, but he weren't a dad.
572
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,000
He was never there for me.
573
00:34:13,760 --> 00:34:14,800
He never saw me...
574
00:34:15,639 --> 00:34:16,639
Kick a ball.
575
00:34:16,719 --> 00:34:18,520
Never bought me a pint. Never.
576
00:34:19,440 --> 00:34:20,320
Never.
577
00:34:22,280 --> 00:34:24,639
He fucked off when I was a kid
and I never saw him,
578
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,280
except when I had a bit of cash
and he wanted something.
579
00:34:27,360 --> 00:34:29,159
But, as much as I hated him...
580
00:34:30,920 --> 00:34:33,920
He was me father. Never a dad.
581
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,480
[emotive music]
582
00:34:59,240 --> 00:35:01,000
I'll see you later, Dad.
583
00:35:23,240 --> 00:35:24,280
[Ian] Maxine!
584
00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:44,400
-I think its egg and cress.
-Oh, that will be nice.
585
00:35:44,480 --> 00:35:46,240
-I don't like egg.
-Since when?
586
00:35:46,320 --> 00:35:48,600
-I want a pie.
-I don't think there are any pies.
587
00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:51,680
There must be some dinky beefs.
It's not a buffet without a dinky beef.
588
00:35:51,760 --> 00:35:54,160
[Libby] Oh, look, how about
a lovely chicken drum--
589
00:35:54,240 --> 00:35:56,680
I want a pie.
Ask if they've got any pies, go on.
590
00:35:58,160 --> 00:36:00,400
Excuse me, Joe, but..
591
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,760
Do you have any pies?
592
00:36:04,640 --> 00:36:06,720
-[Patty tuts]
-Sorry.
593
00:36:06,800 --> 00:36:09,760
I'd have thought he'd have laid
on a decent spread for his father.
594
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,320
Did you know him?
595
00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:14,520
Did any of you know him?
596
00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:18,800
Well, you know... not strictly, no.
597
00:36:18,880 --> 00:36:22,240
But, I mean, this is a time
when people come together, innit,
598
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:24,560
you know, when communities unite.
599
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,600
It's like we're all throwing flowers
at Lady Diana's coffin--
600
00:36:28,680 --> 00:36:30,000
Shut it, Frank.
601
00:36:30,080 --> 00:36:32,000
It's all right for me
to raise a glass though, innit?
602
00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:34,200
Sorry about that,
I was checking in on Karen.
603
00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:37,040
She's a bit all over the place
at the minute.
604
00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:40,840
Strictly between us...
605
00:36:42,080 --> 00:36:44,000
We're going through
a bit of a rough patch.
606
00:36:45,800 --> 00:36:47,560
She's been having an affair.
607
00:36:52,120 --> 00:36:55,280
It's over now.
I think we're gonna make a go of it.
608
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:56,720
Enough about me, hey?
609
00:36:58,960 --> 00:37:00,760
-Two pints, please, Nic.
-Each.
610
00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:03,400
-That's just for starters.
-Bruce's paying, aren't ya, mate?
611
00:37:03,480 --> 00:37:05,080
Yeah, Bruce's promised a party,
haven't ya?
612
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,320
[Micky] What's that Bruce,
drinks all round?
613
00:37:07,400 --> 00:37:08,560
[Micky laughs]
614
00:37:08,640 --> 00:37:10,480
[Carl] You all right, mate?
615
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:11,880
I will be.
616
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:12,880
Listen...
617
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:16,360
I'll understand if you, uh...
618
00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:17,280
What?
619
00:37:17,360 --> 00:37:19,080
If you thought about giving me a blow job.
620
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,560
I don't ever want you to do it
or anything,
621
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:24,880
but I'll understand if you've had
a sly wank over the thought of it.
622
00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:26,200
[laughs] Fuck off!
623
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:33,880
-[emotive music]
-[indistinct chatter]
624
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:44,680
Another beer, Joe?
625
00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,560
Listen, I know how hard it is
to lose someone close,
626
00:37:50,640 --> 00:37:52,080
but it will get easier, I promise.
627
00:37:53,680 --> 00:37:56,320
In the meantime, if you need a chat,
a beer, whatever...
628
00:37:58,040 --> 00:38:01,720
if there's anything either of us can do,
anything at all, just ask.
629
00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:04,080
Anything?
630
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:05,960
Yeah.
631
00:38:11,000 --> 00:38:11,840
Your wife.
632
00:38:14,440 --> 00:38:15,440
I want your wife...
633
00:38:16,640 --> 00:38:19,400
Who I've been fucking
on and off for nearly a year.
634
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:22,920
We don't wanna waste any more time
sneaking around your back,
635
00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:25,120
so I'd like her to come with me.
636
00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,200
I'd like my son, too.
637
00:38:38,680 --> 00:38:40,200
You'll be wanting your change, then?
638
00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,760
I think you'd better get your coat.
639
00:38:48,960 --> 00:38:50,200
[cash register opens]
640
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:15,080
[tense dramatic music]
641
00:39:24,760 --> 00:39:26,200
[Maxine] Nothing happened, Ian.
642
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:31,000
I swear it on my life, nothing,
nothing happened.
643
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:35,480
I thought about it,
and I nearly did, but I didn't.
644
00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,760
I couldn't.
645
00:39:37,880 --> 00:39:39,280
[crying] I love you!
646
00:39:42,360 --> 00:39:43,600
[voice breaks] I love you!
647
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,360
[Karen] What the fuck?
648
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:56,880
What the fuck have you done, Joe?
649
00:40:04,040 --> 00:40:06,200
We. Karen, we.
650
00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:07,720
What the fuck have we done.
651
00:40:07,800 --> 00:40:10,440
-You should have left it to me.
-[Joe] I couldn't wait.
652
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:13,040
-Life's too short.
-You don't know what he'll do.
653
00:40:13,120 --> 00:40:15,120
-We'll deal with it.
-[Karen] DNA tests.
654
00:40:15,200 --> 00:40:18,000
Psychiatric reports. Court cases.
655
00:40:18,080 --> 00:40:19,640
[Karen] He won't leave us be.
656
00:40:20,640 --> 00:40:22,080
-Let's kill the cunt.
-No.
657
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:23,480
-Jamie!
-I said no.
658
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:27,000
This is my shit and I'll fix it.
659
00:40:28,360 --> 00:40:31,080
I don't need help from any of you
unless I ask for it, you got that?
660
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,160
[Karen]
He's a convicted fucking murderer.
661
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,280
[Karen] What's gonna stop him
doing it again?
662
00:40:43,360 --> 00:40:46,560
[Karen] He isn't the sort of bloke
who just walks away from stuff.
663
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,920
[tense dramatic music]
664
00:40:53,280 --> 00:40:56,000
-[glass cracks]
-[squelching]
665
00:41:04,400 --> 00:41:08,080
-[Connor cries]
-[Joe] We could go.
666
00:41:09,160 --> 00:41:11,280
We could get Connor and leave right now.
667
00:41:11,360 --> 00:41:14,760
-[Connor gurgles]
-[Karen] No... it's not safe.
668
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,720
He'll kill us.
669
00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:19,760
[Karen] You... Me...
670
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:22,320
[Connor cries]
671
00:41:28,480 --> 00:41:32,680
[Karen] This is when he's at his worst,
when you don't know what he's thinking.
672
00:41:32,760 --> 00:41:34,040
What he's planning on doing.
673
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,760
[Karen] And this...
674
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,120
This is when...
675
00:41:39,240 --> 00:41:43,280
He's either gonna... lock the doors...
and go to bed...
676
00:41:47,560 --> 00:41:48,840
or...
677
00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:51,760
[banging at door]
678
00:41:54,800 --> 00:41:56,760
I've double locked the shop, the flat.
679
00:41:56,840 --> 00:41:58,840
There's chains, bolts, CCT...
680
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:07,720
[dramatic music]
681
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:10,360
[Karen] What you doing?
682
00:42:11,280 --> 00:42:12,560
You're not going out there.
683
00:42:12,640 --> 00:42:14,560
[Joe] I'm not knackering up
my best clothes.
684
00:42:14,640 --> 00:42:16,400
-This isn't a little kids' fight.
-I'm not hiding away.
685
00:42:16,480 --> 00:42:19,280
[Karen] You're not at school.
He's not just gonna slap you about a bit.
686
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,680
-He's gonna fucking kill ya!
-I'll be ready for him.
687
00:42:21,760 --> 00:42:23,520
[Karen] No! Joe! Joe!
688
00:42:30,480 --> 00:42:31,680
Jamie!
689
00:42:35,920 --> 00:42:37,760
Joe, please don't.
690
00:42:37,840 --> 00:42:39,440
Jamie, I know you're out here.
691
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:43,520
Come back inside, Joe, please.
692
00:42:43,600 --> 00:42:44,800
[angrily] Jamie!
693
00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,360
We're gonna have to sort this out.
694
00:42:56,240 --> 00:42:59,280
-I know that your pride is--
-[Jamie] Fuck off!
695
00:42:59,360 --> 00:43:01,960
I've not come to see you,
you weaselly little fuck.
696
00:43:02,960 --> 00:43:04,680
Karen!
697
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:08,680
Karen.
698
00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:13,000
-What?
-[Jamie] This is your last chance.
699
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:19,200
Come home. We can work through this.
700
00:43:22,280 --> 00:43:23,800
Come home.
701
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:29,200
What do you say?
702
00:43:39,400 --> 00:43:43,000
[tense anticipatory music]
703
00:43:47,240 --> 00:43:49,040
Brought someone to see you.
704
00:43:57,680 --> 00:44:00,880
[anticipatory music intensifies]
705
00:44:06,520 --> 00:44:08,000
[Joe coughs]
706
00:44:14,320 --> 00:44:16,880
-[Karen] No! Fuck, no!
-[Joe] It's me dad.
707
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:19,960
Fuck!
708
00:44:21,080 --> 00:44:23,360
Fuck... Joe!
709
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:26,920
Joe! Joe, get up!
710
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,880
[Joe crying]
711
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,000
[spade clanking]
712
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:16,200
-Karen's looking a bit tired, in't she?
-Shattered.
713
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:20,080
--Heard she's not been taking her meds.
Yeah, she'll go mental again.
714
00:45:20,160 --> 00:45:22,320
Shall I call the hospital,
get her sectioned?
715
00:45:22,400 --> 00:45:25,400
Don't worry about it, mate.
I'll look after her for ya.
716
00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:28,360
Where's Connor?
717
00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,440
-Where the fuck is my son?
-Far away from you.
718
00:45:32,520 --> 00:45:34,200
-Jamie...
-Get her out.
719
00:45:34,280 --> 00:45:35,320
He's safe from you.
720
00:45:35,400 --> 00:45:36,920
-What do you mean?
-Karen.
721
00:45:37,000 --> 00:45:38,280
[Karen] Jamie!
722
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,520
Where the fuck is my son?
723
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,640
-Go on, fuck off.
-[screams] Where is my son?
724
00:45:44,720 --> 00:45:46,400
-Fuck off.
-[Karen] He's my son.
725
00:45:46,480 --> 00:45:48,640
-I want my son!
-Fuck off out of here,
726
00:45:48,720 --> 00:45:51,120
-you mental fucking bitch!
-[Karen screaming]
727
00:45:51,200 --> 00:45:52,560
-Where's my son?
-Go on, Karen.
728
00:45:52,640 --> 00:45:55,760
-Piss off, you fucking trollop.
-Fucking slapper!
729
00:45:55,840 --> 00:45:57,120
[screaming] I want my son!
730
00:45:57,200 --> 00:45:59,720
[Joe] My dad didn't give a fuck
about right and wrong,
731
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:01,840
fallout, consequences.
732
00:46:01,920 --> 00:46:04,120
Because they never affected him.
733
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,760
Cause and effect.
734
00:46:05,840 --> 00:46:07,680
-Connor!
-[Joe] Whatever we do has an effect.
735
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:12,040
Maybe not for us, at first,
but for everyone else, it does.
736
00:46:12,120 --> 00:46:14,240
It always does.
737
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:18,560
The way you live your life,
the things you do, the choices you make...
738
00:46:18,640 --> 00:46:21,000
[screams] No!
739
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,840
[Joe] ...will have an effect
somewhere along the line.
740
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:26,160
And you might not give a shit.
741
00:46:26,240 --> 00:46:29,880
You're just a butterfly
fluttering its wings,
742
00:46:29,960 --> 00:46:32,200
but on the other side of the world...
743
00:46:34,400 --> 00:46:36,640
Connor.
744
00:46:36,720 --> 00:46:39,000
[Joe] I want him back.
You haven't seen us, right?
745
00:46:39,080 --> 00:46:41,200
-They've got my son!
-[Micky] We've got family up there.
746
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:42,840
Loved ones
who're facing their darkest hour.
747
00:46:42,920 --> 00:46:43,840
[screams]
748
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:46,040
-How's your fufu?
-It's fine, thank you.
749
00:46:46,120 --> 00:46:51,120
And it may get tough and some of us
might not get out alive...
750
00:46:51,200 --> 00:46:56,200
Just remember what it was
that turned this country from Britain
751
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:57,240
into Great Britain.
752
00:46:57,320 --> 00:46:58,600
Check mate.
753
00:46:58,680 --> 00:46:59,960
[gunshot]
754
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,720
[cackles]
755
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,360
Fancy a little fire, Scarecrow?
756
00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,560
No!
757
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,440
-[witch grunts]
-No! Help! Please!
758
00:47:46,520 --> 00:47:49,120
-No, don't be a cunt.
-[cackles]
759
00:47:49,200 --> 00:47:51,200
[gasping]
760
00:47:51,280 --> 00:47:55,200
I'm melting. [groaning]
761
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:59,160
Who would have thought,
a good little girl like you
762
00:47:59,240 --> 00:48:03,480
could destroy my beautiful...
763
00:48:03,560 --> 00:48:05,640
[indistinct groans]
764
00:48:08,920 --> 00:48:10,000
[gasps]
765
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,640
Fuck! [sighs] Oh, f...
56248
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