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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:16,592 --> 00:00:19,095 ( trumpets blaring ) 2 00:00:31,307 --> 00:00:32,741 ( neighs ) 3 00:00:41,583 --> 00:00:43,086 He's coming. 4 00:00:50,659 --> 00:00:51,827 I love you. 5 00:01:00,936 --> 00:01:02,505 Jessie! 6 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,210 Mmm-ahh! 7 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:11,180 ( Jessie giggling ) 8 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:16,385 Oh, I missed you. 9 00:01:17,953 --> 00:01:19,653 More! 10 00:01:19,722 --> 00:01:21,357 Again! 11 00:01:24,825 --> 00:01:26,791 And what will you do with me now, sir? 12 00:01:26,860 --> 00:01:30,664 Find a priest, take our vows and live happily ever after. 13 00:01:30,733 --> 00:01:32,598 But what of your mother? 14 00:01:32,667 --> 00:01:35,568 You know how she feels about mixed marriages. 15 00:01:35,637 --> 00:01:37,502 By sunset we will be man and wife 16 00:01:37,571 --> 00:01:41,375 and the queen-- Bless her soul-- Will be out of my life. 17 00:01:41,444 --> 00:01:43,246 ( trumpets blare ) 18 00:01:55,991 --> 00:01:57,693 ( chickens clucking ) 19 00:01:59,862 --> 00:02:01,861 He's coming! He's coming! 20 00:02:01,930 --> 00:02:04,533 Let's go! Everybody! 21 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:17,380 ( all chattering ) 22 00:02:20,848 --> 00:02:23,549 Stand back. Make way-- I am the prince! 23 00:02:23,618 --> 00:02:25,717 Guard: we are here on the queen's business. 24 00:02:25,786 --> 00:02:27,890 We have orders to arrest your peasant girl. 25 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:30,489 Over my dead body. 26 00:02:30,558 --> 00:02:32,728 Do not draw that sword unless you intend to use it, sir. 27 00:02:37,732 --> 00:02:40,736 - ( horse snorts ) -I think he means it. 28 00:02:41,737 --> 00:02:43,635 Sir, a word in private? 29 00:02:43,704 --> 00:02:46,539 We're mere soldiers working on the queen's business. 30 00:02:46,608 --> 00:02:48,711 Can't you try to see things-- No! Doh! 31 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:50,846 Ahhh! 32 00:02:51,641 --> 00:02:53,216 Unhand her! 33 00:02:53,749 --> 00:02:55,218 ( all shouting ) 34 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:03,256 My prince! 35 00:03:03,325 --> 00:03:04,523 Jessie! 36 00:03:04,592 --> 00:03:06,429 - ( soldier screams ) - I love you! 37 00:03:06,928 --> 00:03:08,231 I love you! 38 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:14,637 - my prince. - jessie! 39 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:16,405 Oh! 40 00:03:17,606 --> 00:03:18,641 William. 41 00:03:19,174 --> 00:03:21,406 Men: the queen! The queen! 42 00:03:21,475 --> 00:03:23,242 Stop picking on those soldiers 43 00:03:23,311 --> 00:03:25,310 and get away from the peasant girl. 44 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:27,480 Hit the ground, you scummy toads. 45 00:03:27,549 --> 00:03:29,848 I love her, mother. I will always love her. 46 00:03:29,917 --> 00:03:33,452 Be still, my son. She's only after the royal jewels. 47 00:03:33,521 --> 00:03:35,487 You know she's not our type. 48 00:03:35,556 --> 00:03:37,593 Now come home with me and we'll discuss it over some mutton. 49 00:03:38,026 --> 00:03:39,295 Give her the gift. 50 00:03:41,396 --> 00:03:42,698 ( mule braying ) 51 00:03:46,101 --> 00:03:47,570 ( tinkling ) 52 00:03:53,642 --> 00:03:55,308 Well, my little sweetie-pie. 53 00:03:55,377 --> 00:03:57,577 I don't want your gold or your jewels. 54 00:03:57,646 --> 00:03:59,511 Get out of the way. 55 00:03:59,580 --> 00:04:01,648 No? Then how about gold and jewels, hmm? 56 00:04:01,717 --> 00:04:03,987 ( laughs ) Ooh! 57 00:04:04,687 --> 00:04:06,418 Jessie... 58 00:04:06,487 --> 00:04:10,593 Let us make this a symbol of our eternal love. 59 00:04:11,826 --> 00:04:13,562 Then I will wear it forever. 60 00:04:23,672 --> 00:04:25,305 ( horse neighs ) 61 00:04:25,374 --> 00:04:26,742 ( laughs ) 62 00:04:28,972 --> 00:04:30,642 You have cursed my gift! 63 00:04:30,711 --> 00:04:33,812 It's not me, darling-- It's the work of spretzle. 64 00:04:33,881 --> 00:04:36,848 Brilliant-- Simply brilliant-- Frozen forever. 65 00:04:36,917 --> 00:04:39,685 Oh, that little curse was nothing, my queen. Nothing, no, nothing. 66 00:04:39,754 --> 00:04:42,454 Mother, I have never asked you for anything. 67 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:45,825 But I beseech you, take my life and spare hers. 68 00:04:45,894 --> 00:04:48,094 All right, since you're such a romantic. 69 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:51,097 1,000 years or... 70 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:53,832 Until she meets her true love from another land-- 71 00:04:53,901 --> 00:04:56,669 Only then can the cursed necklace be removed. 72 00:04:56,738 --> 00:04:57,840 No! 73 00:04:59,607 --> 00:05:01,669 - ( electrical buzzing ) - ooh! Ahhh! 74 00:05:01,738 --> 00:05:02,745 Is it a deal? 75 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:08,414 Yes, but you have cursed your kingdom for 1,000 years! 76 00:05:08,483 --> 00:05:09,818 ( thunder rumbles ) 77 00:05:12,187 --> 00:05:13,822 ( horse neighs ) 78 00:05:30,739 --> 00:05:31,840 ( thunder rumbles ) 79 00:05:34,742 --> 00:05:36,008 ( German accent ) And that is the legend 80 00:05:36,077 --> 00:05:39,879 of hauptmann-koenig's enchanted peasant girl. 81 00:05:39,948 --> 00:05:43,682 Of course, nobody really believes the legend. 82 00:05:43,751 --> 00:05:45,418 Now if you'll step this way, I'll show you 83 00:05:45,487 --> 00:05:48,791 our famous collection of umbrellas through history. 84 00:05:49,724 --> 00:05:52,158 Woman: is it true the statue's going on tour? 85 00:05:52,227 --> 00:05:53,559 Yes. 86 00:05:53,628 --> 00:05:55,094 "Nobody... 87 00:05:55,163 --> 00:05:58,898 "Really believes the legend"? 88 00:05:58,967 --> 00:06:00,403 ( chuckles ) 89 00:06:01,703 --> 00:06:02,705 My great... 90 00:06:03,538 --> 00:06:04,908 Great-great-great... 91 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:09,778 Great-great-great-great-- 92 00:06:10,713 --> 00:06:13,112 Do you mind? Thank you-- 93 00:06:13,181 --> 00:06:14,951 Great-great-grandfather 94 00:06:15,851 --> 00:06:17,750 was never wrong. 95 00:06:17,819 --> 00:06:19,752 And very soon, my darling, you will be alive 96 00:06:19,821 --> 00:06:20,990 and belong to his... 97 00:06:21,957 --> 00:06:24,527 Great-great-great-great 98 00:06:25,661 --> 00:06:27,130 great-great 99 00:06:28,091 --> 00:06:29,798 great- great -... 100 00:06:30,165 --> 00:06:31,898 Grandson. 101 00:06:31,967 --> 00:06:33,903 - that's me. - ( thunder crashes ) 102 00:06:35,003 --> 00:06:36,472 Mwah! 103 00:06:48,183 --> 00:06:49,718 See ya, mom! 104 00:06:51,286 --> 00:06:52,956 ( dog barking ) 105 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,775 Jason? Your breakfast. 106 00:07:14,309 --> 00:07:17,877 You have to eat before you start a new job. 107 00:07:17,946 --> 00:07:18,948 ( sighs ) 108 00:07:20,215 --> 00:07:22,014 - ohh! - thanks, mom. 109 00:07:22,083 --> 00:07:23,850 Did I keep you up last night? 110 00:07:23,919 --> 00:07:25,818 - you work too hard. - well, all right, 111 00:07:25,887 --> 00:07:27,652 so marry a rich girl and I'll retire. 112 00:07:27,721 --> 00:07:28,754 - so find me a rich girl. - all right, I will. 113 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,958 So go. Don't be late. I'll be waiting up for you! 114 00:07:32,027 --> 00:07:34,259 Mrs. Williamson? Mrs. Williamson? 115 00:07:34,328 --> 00:07:35,962 - what happened? - I'm married! 116 00:07:36,031 --> 00:07:38,131 - oh, I don't believe it! - thank you! 117 00:07:38,200 --> 00:07:39,798 Oh, yeah. Wow, thank you! 118 00:07:39,867 --> 00:07:41,834 He's the most beautiful man I have ever met. 119 00:07:41,903 --> 00:07:43,737 Oh, wonderful. Come in-- You'll tell me. 120 00:07:43,806 --> 00:07:44,971 - is he rich? - yes. 121 00:07:45,040 --> 00:07:45,938 - does he have a gold card? - yes, he does. 122 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,873 Does he have a car? Does he have a condo? 123 00:07:47,942 --> 00:07:49,512 Well, you got everything... 124 00:07:50,579 --> 00:07:51,981 ( rock song begins ) 125 00:08:04,358 --> 00:08:07,927 ♪ Maybe I'm crazy but I'm no fool ♪ 126 00:08:07,996 --> 00:08:11,230 ♪ I know where I stand ♪ 127 00:08:11,299 --> 00:08:15,067 ♪ All of your reason and all your rules ♪ 128 00:08:15,136 --> 00:08:18,004 ♪ Won't stop me again ♪ 129 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:22,008 ♪ 'cause a lie's a lie and a fact's a fact ♪ 130 00:08:22,077 --> 00:08:25,177 ♪ You can try but you can't change that ♪ 131 00:08:25,246 --> 00:08:28,848 ♪ I've got something will make you see ♪ 132 00:08:28,917 --> 00:08:30,684 ♪ And that something is me ♪ 133 00:08:30,753 --> 00:08:32,885 ♪ You better wake up ♪ 134 00:08:32,954 --> 00:08:36,322 ♪ 'cause my time is coming ♪ 135 00:08:36,391 --> 00:08:38,257 ♪ And I'm running on the wind ♪ 136 00:08:38,326 --> 00:08:40,026 ♪ Wake up ♪ 137 00:08:40,095 --> 00:08:42,161 ♪ My angel's humming ♪ 138 00:08:42,230 --> 00:08:44,230 ♪ Burning down that road ♪ 139 00:08:44,299 --> 00:08:46,866 ♪ You better wake up ♪ 140 00:08:46,935 --> 00:08:50,164 ♪ No time for sleeping ♪ 141 00:08:50,233 --> 00:08:52,004 ♪ Gonna drive all night ♪ 142 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:53,873 ♪ Wake up ♪ 143 00:08:53,942 --> 00:08:55,908 ♪ And start believing ♪ 144 00:08:55,977 --> 00:08:59,882 ♪ Racing through the darkness to the light ♪ 145 00:09:02,851 --> 00:09:06,351 ♪ Make me an offer I can't refuse ♪ 146 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:09,721 ♪ Nail my back to the wall ♪ 147 00:09:09,790 --> 00:09:13,192 ♪ Pour me a pair of those concrete shoes ♪ 148 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:16,729 ♪ It don't matter at all ♪ 149 00:09:16,797 --> 00:09:20,066 ♪ Through the fire, on the ice ♪ 150 00:09:20,135 --> 00:09:23,735 ♪ I've been knocked down once or twice ♪ 151 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:27,106 ♪ I've got something left to prove ♪ 152 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:29,103 ♪ Gonna prove it to you ♪ 153 00:09:29,172 --> 00:09:31,243 ♪ You better wake up ♪ 154 00:09:31,312 --> 00:09:34,914 ♪ 'cause my time is coming ♪ 155 00:09:34,983 --> 00:09:36,916 ♪ And I'm running on the wind ♪ 156 00:09:36,985 --> 00:09:38,283 ♪ Wake up ♪ 157 00:09:38,352 --> 00:09:40,253 ♪ And start believing ♪ 158 00:09:40,322 --> 00:09:43,689 ♪ Racing through-- Racing through ♪ 159 00:09:43,758 --> 00:09:46,926 - ♪ wake up ♪ - ♪ the night ♪ 160 00:09:46,995 --> 00:09:48,994 ♪ Wake up ♪ 161 00:09:49,063 --> 00:09:51,297 - ♪ racing through the night... ♪ - oh, thank you. 162 00:09:51,366 --> 00:09:54,303 - hold it! - ♪ and start believing ♪ 163 00:09:55,937 --> 00:09:58,404 ♪ Ooh, you better wake up ♪ 164 00:09:58,473 --> 00:09:59,943 ♪ Wake up! ♪ 165 00:10:01,708 --> 00:10:04,643 I like to get candids. Come with me. 166 00:10:04,712 --> 00:10:06,245 Yeah, it might just be your I.d. Badge, 167 00:10:06,314 --> 00:10:09,715 but I try to capture the essence of every prince employee. 168 00:10:09,784 --> 00:10:11,020 Here, sign this. 169 00:10:12,721 --> 00:10:14,419 I'm andy ackerman, security. 170 00:10:14,488 --> 00:10:17,055 - I don't Miss much. - hey, I'm jason williamson. 171 00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:20,193 I-- I guess you're wondering what I'm doing with a steering wheel, right? 172 00:10:20,262 --> 00:10:23,797 Steering wheel? Oh, that. 173 00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:25,301 Uh, no, I assumed it was a key chain. 174 00:10:27,101 --> 00:10:30,903 No. No, I just don't want my jeep stolen. 175 00:10:30,972 --> 00:10:33,776 Oh, you don't have to worry about that with me around here. 176 00:10:35,076 --> 00:10:37,143 Um, isn't that hairspray? 177 00:10:37,212 --> 00:10:39,379 Yeah, well, I sorta flunked mace class. 178 00:10:39,448 --> 00:10:41,047 Oh, you think... 179 00:10:41,116 --> 00:10:44,150 You blind one instructor, they make you wait six months. 180 00:10:44,219 --> 00:10:47,086 - yeah, that's rough. - here-- Don't lose this baby. 181 00:10:47,155 --> 00:10:48,820 You can charge anything in the store with it-- 182 00:10:48,889 --> 00:10:51,157 10% off too. Come with me; I'll help you check in. 183 00:10:51,226 --> 00:10:52,058 Thanks. 184 00:10:52,127 --> 00:10:55,027 I'm supposed to report to a Mr. James. 185 00:10:55,096 --> 00:10:57,830 - do you know-- - oh, boy. Yeah. 186 00:10:57,899 --> 00:10:59,365 Has the shipment arrived from hauptmann-koenig yet? 187 00:10:59,434 --> 00:11:01,200 - coming in this afternoon. - not good enough. 188 00:11:01,269 --> 00:11:03,302 - I want it this morning. - that's impossible, sir. 189 00:11:03,371 --> 00:11:06,775 Nothing is impossible. "Impossible" is a dirty dirty word. 190 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:08,742 ( people chattering ) 191 00:11:08,811 --> 00:11:10,713 - dust. - pardon me? 192 00:11:11,279 --> 00:11:12,748 I smell... 193 00:11:13,382 --> 00:11:14,783 Dust. 194 00:11:21,217 --> 00:11:23,026 Dust your counter. 195 00:11:25,093 --> 00:11:26,960 Make a showplace of the workplace. 196 00:11:27,029 --> 00:11:30,196 Both: make a showplace of the workplace. 197 00:11:30,265 --> 00:11:33,166 I want a major employee turnout at the airport tonight. 198 00:11:33,235 --> 00:11:35,234 This whole event has to go off without a hitch. 199 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:37,140 Otherwise, heads will roll. 200 00:11:39,207 --> 00:11:41,144 - he's not kidding. - ( elevator dinging ) 201 00:11:43,411 --> 00:11:44,914 That's him right there. 202 00:11:45,408 --> 00:11:47,746 Mr. James, I am so sorry. 203 00:11:47,815 --> 00:11:50,516 It was an accident. It will never happen again, I promise. 204 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,388 - excuse me, Mr. James? - not now. 205 00:11:53,054 --> 00:11:54,788 An accident? 206 00:11:54,857 --> 00:11:57,356 You destroy a mannequin during store hours 207 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:59,826 and you call it an accident? 208 00:11:59,895 --> 00:12:01,426 - ahem. Mr. james? - not now. 209 00:12:01,495 --> 00:12:05,134 - ( elevator dings ) - what do you do, albert? 210 00:12:06,167 --> 00:12:07,403 I work for Mr. Montrose, sir. 211 00:12:08,603 --> 00:12:10,940 On the hauptmann-koenig presentation? 212 00:12:11,973 --> 00:12:14,810 - Mr. James, I-- - not! Now! 213 00:12:17,212 --> 00:12:20,545 Do you realize how important that presentation is? 214 00:12:20,614 --> 00:12:23,382 The cream of philadelphia society is going to be here. 215 00:12:23,451 --> 00:12:25,918 The eyes of the entire city 216 00:12:25,987 --> 00:12:27,286 will be on that presentation 217 00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,792 and on this store and on me. 218 00:12:30,859 --> 00:12:32,128 Do you understand? 219 00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:34,260 Yes. 220 00:12:34,329 --> 00:12:35,798 And have you learned your lesson? 221 00:12:36,899 --> 00:12:38,264 Yes, sir. 222 00:12:38,333 --> 00:12:40,169 Good. You're fired. 223 00:12:44,006 --> 00:12:45,171 For best effect, 224 00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,840 deplore neglect, demand respect. 225 00:12:47,909 --> 00:12:51,177 Both: deplore neglect, demand respect. 226 00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:52,148 ( snickering ) 227 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:54,213 Now. 228 00:12:54,282 --> 00:12:56,281 ( laughs ) Um, I'm jason williamson. 229 00:12:56,350 --> 00:12:58,317 I-- I think I'm supposed to report to you. 230 00:12:58,386 --> 00:13:00,419 I'm the new trainee. 231 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:03,122 Ahh. Well, lucky you. 232 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:05,591 It seems we have an opening on Mr. Montrose's staff. 233 00:13:05,660 --> 00:13:07,994 - ( hip-hop playing ) - just because hauptmann-koenig is drab 234 00:13:08,063 --> 00:13:10,429 does not mean that we have to be. 235 00:13:10,498 --> 00:13:13,999 I'm going to breathe some life into this presentation. 236 00:13:14,068 --> 00:13:16,135 Remember, the password is... 237 00:13:16,204 --> 00:13:17,206 Pizzazz! 238 00:13:18,106 --> 00:13:19,308 Stop! Wait! 239 00:13:20,375 --> 00:13:21,310 ( stops music ) 240 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:26,446 Do you remember Miss diana ross in the movie "mahogany"? 241 00:13:26,515 --> 00:13:27,583 All: uh-huh. Yeah. 242 00:13:28,049 --> 00:13:30,316 "Give me cheekbones 243 00:13:30,385 --> 00:13:31,220 "or give me death." 244 00:13:32,621 --> 00:13:34,554 Hmm? Mmm! 245 00:13:34,623 --> 00:13:36,059 ( music resumes ) 246 00:13:43,064 --> 00:13:44,900 Five, six, seven, eight. 247 00:13:54,976 --> 00:13:57,310 Mr. James is coming! Mr. James is coming! 248 00:13:57,379 --> 00:13:59,278 Scatter, children, scatter! 249 00:13:59,347 --> 00:14:00,880 Bring down the curtains. 250 00:14:00,949 --> 00:14:02,318 ( plays classical music ) 251 00:14:09,557 --> 00:14:13,325 Montrose? Montrose? I need to talk to you. 252 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,932 ( high voice ) The wizard's not here. Go away, go away. 253 00:14:16,565 --> 00:14:17,897 ( chuckles ) 254 00:14:17,966 --> 00:14:20,469 - montrose! - laughing, joking, kidding. 255 00:14:22,036 --> 00:14:23,472 I'd like you to meet your new assistant. 256 00:14:25,173 --> 00:14:26,905 What-- What happened to albert? 257 00:14:26,974 --> 00:14:30,344 Albert was a blemish on the face of prince & company. 258 00:14:30,413 --> 00:14:31,277 I fired him. 259 00:14:31,346 --> 00:14:35,113 Just like you did those 18 other assistants? 260 00:14:35,182 --> 00:14:37,950 Guess there's no use in worrying about the pension plan around here, huh? 261 00:14:38,019 --> 00:14:39,418 ( laughs ) 262 00:14:39,487 --> 00:14:42,589 He's got a sense of humor. I like that; we can use that around here. 263 00:14:42,658 --> 00:14:43,993 Ahh! No peeking. 264 00:14:46,327 --> 00:14:47,527 Why won't you let me see it? 265 00:14:47,596 --> 00:14:49,961 Because I am an artiste. 266 00:14:50,030 --> 00:14:52,335 You wouldn't want to interrupt the creative flow, would you? 267 00:14:53,234 --> 00:14:55,334 Montrose, this show 268 00:14:55,403 --> 00:14:58,604 will be elegant and demure, won't it? 269 00:14:58,672 --> 00:15:01,277 - no crazy stuff. - you have my word. 270 00:15:02,611 --> 00:15:04,243 Fine. 271 00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:06,445 The pursuit of excellence begins with elegance. 272 00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:10,416 Both: the pursuit of excellence begins with elegance. 273 00:15:10,485 --> 00:15:14,223 I haven't been elegant and demure since I graduated from finishing school. 274 00:15:15,223 --> 00:15:16,322 Whoop! 275 00:15:16,391 --> 00:15:17,526 Entrez! 276 00:15:19,727 --> 00:15:22,495 - ( elevator dinging ) - she's pretty. 277 00:15:22,564 --> 00:15:25,197 What is all this "enchanted peasant girl" stuff? 278 00:15:25,266 --> 00:15:28,334 Oh, it's a typical OLD-WORLD TALE: 279 00:15:28,403 --> 00:15:32,471 girl meets prince; evil sorcerer turns girl into wood for 1,000 years-- 280 00:15:32,540 --> 00:15:36,575 Lord knows how; wooden girl becomes major tourist attraction. 281 00:15:36,644 --> 00:15:38,411 Yeah, that's pretty typical, all right. 282 00:15:38,480 --> 00:15:40,549 - would you like to try one of our new fragrances? - no, thanks. 283 00:15:43,284 --> 00:15:46,385 Whoo! "taboo"-- How mysterious. Hit me again, gail. 284 00:15:46,454 --> 00:15:47,519 You never buy, Hollywood. 285 00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:51,357 Well, now that is because I am constantly evolving. 286 00:15:51,426 --> 00:15:52,495 Put it right here, jason. 287 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,761 How about a gift for your girlfriend? 288 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,392 Oh, I don't have one. 289 00:15:57,461 --> 00:15:58,634 So you're looking? 290 00:16:00,234 --> 00:16:02,767 Um, for true love-- Yeah, sure. 291 00:16:02,836 --> 00:16:05,237 True love is like the loch ness monster-- 292 00:16:05,306 --> 00:16:07,340 Everyone has heard of it but no one has ever seen it. 293 00:16:07,409 --> 00:16:08,608 I have. 294 00:16:08,677 --> 00:16:10,442 Jason: I don't know. 295 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:11,243 I think there's someone out there for everyone. 296 00:16:11,312 --> 00:16:13,078 I couldn't agree more. 297 00:16:13,147 --> 00:16:15,384 You just have to follow your heart... 298 00:16:16,018 --> 00:16:17,016 - ( spraying ) - and your nose. 299 00:16:17,085 --> 00:16:20,385 Well, my, my, my-- Aren't we the little coquette? 300 00:16:20,454 --> 00:16:21,787 Forgive me if I'm wrong, but, jason? 301 00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,457 I think that if you asked gail out, she would probably say yes. 302 00:16:25,526 --> 00:16:27,226 Am I hallucinating, gail? 303 00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:30,133 - ( pager beeps ) - oh, excuse me, I'm beeping. 304 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:31,498 Pardon moi. 305 00:16:31,567 --> 00:16:33,036 Put it right there, jason. 306 00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:37,803 Well, I am free friday, 307 00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,143 - jason. - I'm free too, gail. 308 00:16:42,177 --> 00:16:44,377 Well, why rush it? 309 00:16:44,446 --> 00:16:46,345 I mean, looks like we're gonna be working here together. 310 00:16:46,414 --> 00:16:47,513 Why don't we just-- You know-- 311 00:16:47,582 --> 00:16:50,216 Something terrible has happened. 312 00:16:50,285 --> 00:16:52,818 The enchanted peasant girl has been in an accident. 313 00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:56,225 Come on, we must go. Follow me. Move your buns. 314 00:16:57,492 --> 00:16:58,561 I'm still free friday. 315 00:17:00,762 --> 00:17:03,595 My little nip-and-tuck derriere is going to be in a sling 316 00:17:03,664 --> 00:17:07,400 if anything happens to that statue, those clothes or the royal jewels. 317 00:17:07,469 --> 00:17:08,702 Jason: I'm sure everything's going to be fine. 318 00:17:08,771 --> 00:17:10,837 Oh, it's just the word "jewels." 319 00:17:10,906 --> 00:17:12,671 I have these beads and baubles-- 320 00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:17,542 Mementos of old flames; souvenirs for old Mr. Left-behind, Hollywood. 321 00:17:17,611 --> 00:17:19,545 Oh, it's just so cheap and tawdry. 322 00:17:19,614 --> 00:17:23,415 Well, at least they thought enough of you to give you the gifts. 323 00:17:23,484 --> 00:17:25,754 - ( police siren approaching ) -I bought them myself! 324 00:17:27,523 --> 00:17:28,724 ( siren stops ) 325 00:17:29,357 --> 00:17:30,759 - ahhh! - ( horn honking ) 326 00:17:32,360 --> 00:17:34,097 ( tires squeal, horns honk ) 327 00:17:37,532 --> 00:17:39,735 - ( Hollywood sobbing ) - wow! 328 00:17:40,369 --> 00:17:42,602 Oh! Ahh! 329 00:17:42,671 --> 00:17:44,803 Hold it right there, man. 330 00:17:44,872 --> 00:17:47,868 Someone please kill me! I don't want to live. 331 00:17:47,937 --> 00:17:50,244 Just breathe or something, would you? 332 00:17:50,313 --> 00:17:51,577 Jeez! 333 00:17:51,646 --> 00:17:54,546 The whole thing's gonna go! Get out of the truck! 334 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,783 ( German accent ) Be careful-- The girl will fall out. 335 00:17:56,852 --> 00:17:58,450 We must secure the doors! 336 00:17:58,519 --> 00:18:01,120 All my years on the force, I never saw anybody 337 00:18:01,189 --> 00:18:02,554 more stupid than you guys. 338 00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,456 The sign said "keep right." 339 00:18:04,525 --> 00:18:08,260 To the end of the bridge! Where the street is! 340 00:18:08,329 --> 00:18:10,796 - hoist 'er up! - ( motor whirs ) 341 00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:14,434 - but the peasant girl! - it's gonna go. Get out! 342 00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:16,372 No! Ahh! 343 00:18:17,672 --> 00:18:20,172 - ahhh! - ( Hollywood screeching ) 344 00:18:20,241 --> 00:18:21,844 - ooh! - German man: the girl! 345 00:18:22,678 --> 00:18:23,779 I'll save you! 346 00:18:25,346 --> 00:18:26,449 Chivalry's not dead. 347 00:18:27,882 --> 00:18:30,153 Where is jacques cousteau when you need him? 348 00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:13,493 - German #1: get her! - German #2: she's ours! 349 00:19:13,562 --> 00:19:15,328 Oh, there he is! 350 00:19:15,397 --> 00:19:18,401 Don't you ever touch the enchanted princess. 351 00:19:20,335 --> 00:19:23,569 Oh! Oh, oh! Oh, my hero. 352 00:19:23,638 --> 00:19:26,339 You saved the presentation and my phony-baloney job. 353 00:19:26,408 --> 00:19:28,508 I could have sworn she was real. 354 00:19:28,577 --> 00:19:31,443 She's a-- A mannequin! 355 00:19:31,512 --> 00:19:33,749 I could have sworn she was real. 356 00:19:34,516 --> 00:19:35,514 Oh, god! 357 00:19:35,583 --> 00:19:37,582 She's the enchanted peasant girl. 358 00:19:37,651 --> 00:19:41,686 Let me guess, you must be the boys from hauptmann-koenig. 359 00:19:41,755 --> 00:19:43,889 My, haven't we been hoarding the steroids? 360 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:46,425 We are here to guard our national treasure. 361 00:19:46,494 --> 00:19:48,231 Oh, and doing a fabulous job. 362 00:19:49,231 --> 00:19:51,864 Did you recover the rest of the sacred wardrobe? 363 00:19:51,933 --> 00:19:53,433 I thought arnold did. 364 00:19:53,502 --> 00:19:54,570 I thought you did! 365 00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:56,572 All: noooo! 366 00:19:59,442 --> 00:20:00,539 Bye, boys. 367 00:20:00,608 --> 00:20:03,608 Jason, let's take the mannequin back to the store. 368 00:20:03,677 --> 00:20:05,612 Yeah, we wouldn't want her to catch a cold. 369 00:20:05,681 --> 00:20:08,381 Aha! They're so dumb. 370 00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:09,652 I just love that in a man. 371 00:20:11,519 --> 00:20:13,852 This is the strangest thing that's ever happened to me. 372 00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:16,722 Oh! Believe me, stranger things have happened. 373 00:20:16,791 --> 00:20:18,724 Yeah? Well, not to me they haven't. 374 00:20:18,793 --> 00:20:20,659 Hmmm. 375 00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:22,695 Hey, you think these jewels are real? 376 00:20:22,764 --> 00:20:24,563 Ha! Honey, 377 00:20:24,632 --> 00:20:26,032 this little country girl knows jewels, 378 00:20:26,101 --> 00:20:27,937 and believe me, those are real. 379 00:20:37,741 --> 00:20:38,614 It's your fault! 380 00:20:39,481 --> 00:20:40,984 No, it's your fault. 381 00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,050 We have to catch a ride. 382 00:20:44,119 --> 00:20:47,290 I know how! Hey, look! 383 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:54,697 Ahh! I don't believe this. I don't believe it. 384 00:20:55,598 --> 00:20:57,666 Whoa! Hey. 385 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:01,667 All right, let's give 'em a ride. 386 00:21:01,736 --> 00:21:03,606 ( hip-hop playing ) 387 00:21:05,073 --> 00:21:07,506 - whoo! Baby, yeah. - ( tooting horn ) 388 00:21:07,575 --> 00:21:10,779 - get in, get in. - I told you it would work. 389 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,513 Take 'em up. 390 00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:14,617 ( laughing ) 391 00:21:15,779 --> 00:21:16,953 It's your fault! 392 00:21:17,619 --> 00:21:19,655 - it's your fault! - ahhh! 393 00:21:25,794 --> 00:21:26,759 Andy: did you get my note? 394 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,728 Gail: yes, andy. I got it. 395 00:21:28,797 --> 00:21:30,061 Well? 396 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:33,933 Look, you're very sweet, but you can't buy my car insurance. 397 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:35,802 - why not? - ( elevator dings ) 398 00:21:35,871 --> 00:21:37,837 Andy, can I give you a little tip? 399 00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:39,939 Car insurance is not very romantic. 400 00:21:40,008 --> 00:21:42,542 Say that after a major injury-accident. 401 00:21:42,611 --> 00:21:45,377 Andy, let's just leave it 402 00:21:45,446 --> 00:21:48,982 - that we're friends. - really? What kind of friends? 403 00:21:49,051 --> 00:21:51,851 The kind that don't talk to each other much 404 00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:54,120 and never go out. 405 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:56,525 - ( dinging ) - ( brakes screech ) 406 00:22:04,900 --> 00:22:06,432 Uh, excuse me just one second. 407 00:22:06,501 --> 00:22:08,737 - ( punching ) - ooh! Uhhh. 408 00:22:13,208 --> 00:22:16,743 Ooh! You boys have been playing in the kitty litter. 409 00:22:16,812 --> 00:22:19,746 No, we have to ride in garbage truck. 410 00:22:19,815 --> 00:22:21,714 Have you seen the enchanted peasant girl? 411 00:22:21,783 --> 00:22:23,082 No. 412 00:22:23,151 --> 00:22:25,418 But you can imagine me in a different outfit. 413 00:22:25,487 --> 00:22:26,685 - ja! - come on. 414 00:22:26,754 --> 00:22:29,623 - we have to find her. - here-- Have a little. 415 00:22:29,692 --> 00:22:30,856 That's nice. 416 00:22:30,925 --> 00:22:32,724 German: we have to get ourselves some new clothes. 417 00:22:32,793 --> 00:22:34,463 - ooh. - German #2: ja, we do stink. 418 00:22:37,799 --> 00:22:41,468 What are you so nervous about? You were made for each other. 419 00:22:41,537 --> 00:22:43,772 Estelle, this is clark. 420 00:22:59,955 --> 00:23:02,458 I command you to come to life. 421 00:23:20,509 --> 00:23:21,777 ( exhales ) 422 00:23:23,846 --> 00:23:25,611 I must be crazy. 423 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:27,146 Oh, yeah, 424 00:23:27,215 --> 00:23:29,683 there is definitely something wrong with me. 425 00:23:29,752 --> 00:23:31,751 2.5 billion women in the world 426 00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:33,990 and I'm trying to score with a statue. 427 00:23:37,225 --> 00:23:38,790 ( sneezes ) 428 00:23:38,859 --> 00:23:40,793 - gesundheit. - danke schoen. 429 00:23:40,862 --> 00:23:42,127 You're welcome-- Oooh! 430 00:23:42,196 --> 00:23:43,933 Whoa! Gah! 431 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:47,066 - my prince. - stay-- Stay back. 432 00:23:47,135 --> 00:23:48,835 Why are you running? 433 00:23:48,904 --> 00:23:51,538 Why am I running-- Why are you moving? 434 00:23:51,607 --> 00:23:52,909 Why is she-- Gah! 435 00:23:55,010 --> 00:23:57,113 I saw you in the water and in the fast wagon. 436 00:23:57,974 --> 00:23:59,979 Water-- That's it. 437 00:24:00,048 --> 00:24:02,081 It's those toxins in the river-- 438 00:24:02,150 --> 00:24:04,917 They do strange things to your brain. 439 00:24:04,986 --> 00:24:07,119 My prince, why are you doing this? 440 00:24:07,188 --> 00:24:08,622 Have you lost your memory? 441 00:24:08,691 --> 00:24:11,660 My memory? This is a dream. 442 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:13,793 It is I, 443 00:24:13,862 --> 00:24:15,498 jessie, your true love. 444 00:24:19,601 --> 00:24:21,000 You're real. 445 00:24:21,069 --> 00:24:23,102 Of course I am. 446 00:24:23,171 --> 00:24:25,074 You're beginning to frighten me. 447 00:24:26,340 --> 00:24:28,708 When was the last time we saw each other? 448 00:24:28,777 --> 00:24:31,676 I mean, before our little swim today. 449 00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,645 Just a few minutes ago on the bridge. 450 00:24:33,714 --> 00:24:35,682 - what bridge? - the one near the castle. 451 00:24:35,751 --> 00:24:37,716 We were on our way to be married. 452 00:24:37,785 --> 00:24:40,723 Don't you remember the soldiers and the sorcerer? 453 00:24:41,890 --> 00:24:43,692 The legend is true. 454 00:24:45,093 --> 00:24:46,125 What legend? 455 00:24:46,194 --> 00:24:48,897 Um, that-- That sorcerer guy? 456 00:24:49,563 --> 00:24:51,898 He-- He put a curse on you. 457 00:24:51,967 --> 00:24:55,638 You've been frozen for 1,000 years. 458 00:24:56,305 --> 00:24:57,604 ( laughs ) 459 00:24:57,673 --> 00:24:59,605 ( laughing ) 460 00:24:59,674 --> 00:25:02,008 Oh, my prince william-- Always joking. 461 00:25:02,077 --> 00:25:03,175 Yeah. 462 00:25:03,244 --> 00:25:05,181 Um, I'm not kidding. 463 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,984 This is the 20th century. 464 00:25:10,018 --> 00:25:12,121 - 20th? - yeah, um... 465 00:25:13,054 --> 00:25:14,190 Look. 466 00:25:15,823 --> 00:25:17,723 Bet you've never seen one of these before. 467 00:25:17,792 --> 00:25:19,862 Sure I have-- Those are jester shoes. 468 00:25:20,990 --> 00:25:22,198 Jester shoes? 469 00:25:22,931 --> 00:25:24,163 Um... 470 00:25:24,232 --> 00:25:27,033 Hey, how about one of these? 471 00:25:27,102 --> 00:25:28,237 No, I'm not sure. 472 00:25:30,138 --> 00:25:31,307 ( collapses ) 473 00:25:32,235 --> 00:25:35,642 Oh! I guess she is real. 474 00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:38,014 - anything? - nothing. 475 00:25:38,779 --> 00:25:41,981 The count will have us tarred and feathered. 476 00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:45,221 Yes. And then he will torture us. 477 00:25:50,192 --> 00:25:51,891 Hi. 478 00:25:51,960 --> 00:25:53,930 No, no, no, no-- Just lie still. 479 00:25:55,196 --> 00:25:56,799 Are you okay? 480 00:25:57,799 --> 00:25:59,035 I love you. 481 00:26:01,970 --> 00:26:05,204 I'm jason williamson of germantown, pa. 482 00:26:05,273 --> 00:26:06,806 I'm not a prince. 483 00:26:06,875 --> 00:26:08,974 I don't care. I still love you. 484 00:26:09,043 --> 00:26:10,644 I think you're still in shock. 485 00:26:10,713 --> 00:26:12,912 Forever and ever and ever. 486 00:26:12,981 --> 00:26:14,947 I don't even know you. 487 00:26:15,016 --> 00:26:18,054 Yes, you do. You just haven't realized it yet. 488 00:26:20,756 --> 00:26:24,123 You really do love me, don't you? 489 00:26:24,192 --> 00:26:26,826 More than anyone is going to in your whole life. 490 00:26:26,895 --> 00:26:28,793 - ( doors open ) - she's here. 491 00:26:28,862 --> 00:26:30,396 - who is that? - I know this is the place. 492 00:26:30,465 --> 00:26:31,968 Shh. 493 00:26:32,733 --> 00:26:35,334 It's him-- The guy from the river. 494 00:26:35,403 --> 00:26:38,770 What have you done with the enchanted peasant girl? 495 00:26:38,839 --> 00:26:40,173 You guys are not supposed to be back here. 496 00:26:40,242 --> 00:26:41,675 I'm gonna have to call security. 497 00:26:41,744 --> 00:26:43,746 There she is. 498 00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:49,148 Whoo! That was a close one. 499 00:26:49,217 --> 00:26:51,083 Not a word of this to the count. 500 00:26:51,152 --> 00:26:53,084 We don't want to get him upset. 501 00:26:53,153 --> 00:26:56,255 - ja, ja, ja. - if we don't go to the airport to greet him, 502 00:26:56,324 --> 00:26:58,123 he will be upset. 503 00:26:58,192 --> 00:27:01,828 Guys, you know, she's gonna be okay here. 504 00:27:01,897 --> 00:27:03,329 I mean, we-- We lock this up at night. 505 00:27:03,398 --> 00:27:06,432 - it's very safe. - oh, good. 506 00:27:06,501 --> 00:27:08,100 Let's go! 507 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:09,872 Thanks a lot, little fella. 508 00:27:16,211 --> 00:27:18,014 - hey. - ( doors close ) 509 00:27:21,349 --> 00:27:23,883 - ha! - who were they? 510 00:27:23,952 --> 00:27:26,119 Don't do that anymore. 511 00:27:26,188 --> 00:27:27,856 What do they want with me? 512 00:27:28,990 --> 00:27:30,023 You're a national treasure. 513 00:27:30,092 --> 00:27:32,091 Those were your personal guards. 514 00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:33,926 I don't like them very much. 515 00:27:33,995 --> 00:27:35,995 ( growling ) 516 00:27:36,064 --> 00:27:39,732 - what's that noise? - it's my stomach. 517 00:27:39,801 --> 00:27:42,168 I haven't eaten in 1,000 years. 518 00:27:42,237 --> 00:27:43,869 ( chuckles ) Well, come on. 519 00:27:43,938 --> 00:27:46,940 I know a great place near here where we can go to eat. 520 00:27:47,009 --> 00:27:49,178 Oh, good! Do they have boiled weasel? 521 00:27:50,012 --> 00:27:52,844 You won't be able to tell the difference. 522 00:27:52,913 --> 00:27:56,019 Now the first thing we need to do is get you something to wear. 523 00:27:57,085 --> 00:27:58,317 Do you remember this? 524 00:27:58,386 --> 00:27:59,888 Sure, it's your necklace. 525 00:28:03,859 --> 00:28:04,893 Right. 526 00:28:07,129 --> 00:28:09,198 Hello! Hello! 527 00:28:10,265 --> 00:28:11,767 This is so much fun! 528 00:28:14,836 --> 00:28:16,372 The lights are beautiful! 529 00:28:18,573 --> 00:28:20,506 So when the little person's blinking, 530 00:28:20,575 --> 00:28:22,275 - then you can walk? - right. 531 00:28:22,344 --> 00:28:24,811 Wow. I love cars! 532 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:28,047 I love electricity! I love America! 533 00:28:28,116 --> 00:28:29,281 How does it all work? 534 00:28:29,350 --> 00:28:33,756 Uh, well, that's gonna take a little longer to explain. 535 00:28:34,890 --> 00:28:36,159 ( indistinct chatter ) 536 00:28:42,464 --> 00:28:43,832 There you go. 537 00:28:51,073 --> 00:28:53,372 So, what do you think? 538 00:28:53,441 --> 00:28:55,174 It is better than weasel? 539 00:28:55,243 --> 00:28:57,543 Well, it's not as salty, but it's good. 540 00:28:57,612 --> 00:29:00,112 It's the best meal I've had in 1,000 years. 541 00:29:00,181 --> 00:29:03,219 Well, it'll probably stay with you for another 1,000 too. 542 00:29:03,818 --> 00:29:06,285 What's the crunchy stuff? 543 00:29:06,354 --> 00:29:08,488 There's not supposed to be any crunchy stuff. 544 00:29:08,557 --> 00:29:10,389 Oh, that's-- 545 00:29:10,458 --> 00:29:13,259 That's the paper. You're eating the wrapper. 546 00:29:13,328 --> 00:29:15,494 You don't eat this outside white stuff. 547 00:29:15,563 --> 00:29:18,164 It's good. Try it, it's good. 548 00:29:18,233 --> 00:29:19,431 No, thanks. 549 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:23,568 Um, listen, you know, you're gonna need a place to stay. 550 00:29:23,637 --> 00:29:26,172 And I was thinking, you're welcome to stay at my house. Really. 551 00:29:26,241 --> 00:29:27,572 I mean, no strings attached. 552 00:29:27,641 --> 00:29:29,508 You know, you'll need an address for, like, a green card 553 00:29:29,577 --> 00:29:32,211 for a job or-- What do you-- 554 00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:34,150 What do you do? What do you like to do? 555 00:29:35,017 --> 00:29:36,849 Well, at first, 556 00:29:36,918 --> 00:29:38,517 I-- I wanted to be a sheep herder, 557 00:29:38,586 --> 00:29:41,954 but every time I got near the sheep I would sneeze. 558 00:29:42,023 --> 00:29:45,525 So then I tried weaving. And I can weave an entire blanket 559 00:29:45,594 --> 00:29:48,294 in 17 months. 560 00:29:48,363 --> 00:29:49,895 - no! - that's pretty fast. 561 00:29:49,964 --> 00:29:51,134 That's amazing. 562 00:29:52,033 --> 00:29:53,236 Can I ask you something? 563 00:29:54,370 --> 00:29:55,138 Sure. 564 00:29:56,572 --> 00:29:57,873 Are you betrothed? 565 00:29:59,107 --> 00:30:01,306 Be-- Betrothed? 566 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:04,476 Well, I'm just gonna tell you, 567 00:30:04,545 --> 00:30:06,215 there is someone I've been seeing. 568 00:30:08,082 --> 00:30:09,615 I'd like to introduce you TO HER IF IT'S OKAY: 569 00:30:09,684 --> 00:30:12,278 harriet-- Harriet, this is jessie. 570 00:30:12,347 --> 00:30:16,022 Jessie, this is harriet. Please don't embarrass me in front of this girl. 571 00:30:16,091 --> 00:30:19,062 No. No, it's not what you're thinking. 572 00:30:19,895 --> 00:30:21,928 You are so suspicious. She's terrible. 573 00:30:21,997 --> 00:30:24,363 ( laughing ) 574 00:30:24,432 --> 00:30:27,370 And no, I'm-- I'm not betrothed to anybody. 575 00:30:30,405 --> 00:30:33,105 Yay! All right, people. 576 00:30:33,174 --> 00:30:35,341 - give me an "h"! - All: h! 577 00:30:35,410 --> 00:30:37,413 - give me an "a"! - All: a! 578 00:30:38,246 --> 00:30:40,480 People, where is your enthusiasm? 579 00:30:40,549 --> 00:30:42,348 Everybody move! Move! 580 00:30:42,417 --> 00:30:45,088 Get out of the way! Move. Move! 581 00:30:45,554 --> 00:30:47,190 ( buckling, grinding ) 582 00:30:56,498 --> 00:30:57,600 ( brakes squeal ) 583 00:30:59,434 --> 00:31:02,101 - give me an "h"! - All: h! 584 00:31:02,170 --> 00:31:04,236 - give me an "a"! - All: a! 585 00:31:04,305 --> 00:31:07,443 - give me an "u"! - ( weakly ) u. 586 00:31:11,313 --> 00:31:13,082 - Woman: oh, wow. - ( men grunting ) 587 00:31:20,688 --> 00:31:23,690 Count gunter spritzle of hauptmann-koenig-- 588 00:31:23,759 --> 00:31:27,592 - "chhh"oenig. - cchhh... Oenig-- 589 00:31:27,661 --> 00:31:30,430 May I say what a pleasure it is to-- 590 00:31:30,499 --> 00:31:32,101 On behalf of-- 591 00:31:33,534 --> 00:31:35,371 On behalf of prince &-- 592 00:31:36,038 --> 00:31:37,106 Company... 593 00:31:40,508 --> 00:31:41,577 Why you-- What you look at? 594 00:31:43,511 --> 00:31:46,312 Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sorry. 595 00:31:46,381 --> 00:31:47,981 On behalf of prince & company, 596 00:31:48,050 --> 00:31:50,519 may I say what a pleasure it is to have you hair-- 597 00:31:52,020 --> 00:31:53,152 Wart-- Here! 598 00:31:53,221 --> 00:31:56,392 Oh, it's a pleasure to have you here. 599 00:31:58,493 --> 00:32:01,594 Um, ah! Count spritzle-- 600 00:32:01,663 --> 00:32:05,097 - spretzle. - pretty. 601 00:32:05,166 --> 00:32:06,732 May I present Hollywood montrose, 602 00:32:06,801 --> 00:32:08,734 our chief of visual merchandising, 603 00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:11,270 and an artist in every sense of the word? 604 00:32:11,339 --> 00:32:14,177 He is the gentleman who is in charge of your display. 605 00:32:14,576 --> 00:32:16,275 This peacock here 606 00:32:16,344 --> 00:32:19,611 put his hands on my statue? Hmm? 607 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,014 Listen, have you ever thought about putting a few african trading beads 608 00:32:23,083 --> 00:32:25,621 a la bo derek on that? It would be absolutely smashing. 609 00:32:26,187 --> 00:32:28,487 Just a suggestion-- Ow. 610 00:32:28,556 --> 00:32:31,625 Count spretzle, I think you'll be pleased at our handling 611 00:32:31,694 --> 00:32:33,225 of your presentation. 612 00:32:33,294 --> 00:32:35,461 Good. And you promise 613 00:32:35,530 --> 00:32:37,329 that this will bring attention to my country? 614 00:32:37,398 --> 00:32:39,031 - national publicity. - good. 615 00:32:39,100 --> 00:32:42,201 Because my tourism, you know, income is down slightly. 616 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:46,005 We-- Oh, I don't know, we grossed maybe-- Mmm, 617 00:32:46,074 --> 00:32:48,041 $52 and some change last year. 618 00:32:48,110 --> 00:32:49,508 And we would like to get it up to maybe, 619 00:32:49,577 --> 00:32:51,143 ooh, I don't know, three figure next time. 620 00:32:51,212 --> 00:32:53,482 Perhaps you should charge admission to see that face. 621 00:32:54,683 --> 00:32:55,651 What he say? 622 00:32:56,651 --> 00:33:01,390 He said he has such admiration for your grace. 623 00:33:02,691 --> 00:33:04,390 Well, that's okay. 624 00:33:04,459 --> 00:33:07,160 Good. Well, your car is waiting. 625 00:33:07,229 --> 00:33:08,197 It's waiting. 626 00:33:10,631 --> 00:33:11,797 Hollywood, just walk fast. 627 00:33:11,866 --> 00:33:13,469 I've got an important meeting to go to. 628 00:33:15,704 --> 00:33:16,835 All: the hair! 629 00:33:16,904 --> 00:33:19,372 - are my accommodations ready? - German: oh, ja! 630 00:33:19,441 --> 00:33:21,675 The very best in the city. Take us to the y.m.c.a. 631 00:33:21,744 --> 00:33:22,745 And step on it! 632 00:33:24,312 --> 00:33:26,646 Slippers! Wow, look at all the colors. 633 00:33:26,715 --> 00:33:28,451 Guess some things never change. 634 00:33:29,818 --> 00:33:31,284 Okay. 635 00:33:31,353 --> 00:33:33,589 All right, stand right here. Close your eyes. 636 00:33:34,790 --> 00:33:36,055 That's good. 637 00:33:36,124 --> 00:33:38,758 Turn around-- Okay. And smile. 638 00:33:38,827 --> 00:33:41,527 Okay, open your eyes. 639 00:33:41,596 --> 00:33:44,830 - ahhh! Get me out of the box! - oh, it's okay. 640 00:33:44,899 --> 00:33:46,599 - she's fine. - Man: a little upset, huh? 641 00:33:46,668 --> 00:33:48,533 A little-- It's the cheesesteak. 642 00:33:48,602 --> 00:33:51,404 You're okay. Okay, look. See, you're out of the box now. 643 00:33:51,473 --> 00:33:53,439 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 644 00:33:53,508 --> 00:33:56,079 You saved my life. I'm so lucky. 645 00:33:57,813 --> 00:33:59,448 I-- I guess we're both pretty lucky. 646 00:34:00,615 --> 00:34:02,547 Come on. 647 00:34:02,616 --> 00:34:05,417 Oh, yeah, yeah. Come on in. Nice to see you again. 648 00:34:05,486 --> 00:34:08,220 Oh, the crab dudes! Funny-- These dudes knock me out. 649 00:34:08,289 --> 00:34:09,555 Come on and have a good time, fellas. 650 00:34:09,624 --> 00:34:12,491 ( laughing ) Oh, definitely. Definitely. 651 00:34:12,560 --> 00:34:14,526 - you-- Your boyfriend still in prison? - Girl: yeah. 652 00:34:14,595 --> 00:34:17,430 Good. No, no, child, no. You go on home. 653 00:34:17,499 --> 00:34:19,432 Just join your friend. 654 00:34:19,501 --> 00:34:21,100 What'd y'all do? Take the bus up from jersey? 655 00:34:21,169 --> 00:34:23,602 Get on out of here. Hey. 656 00:34:23,671 --> 00:34:25,538 Lose your boyfriend, you in, darlin'. 657 00:34:25,607 --> 00:34:28,408 - bye, tony. - step off, junior. 658 00:34:28,477 --> 00:34:30,276 Ooh, let's go in here. 659 00:34:30,345 --> 00:34:33,879 This? No. This is the most exclusive club in the city. 660 00:34:33,948 --> 00:34:35,581 I've been trying to get in here since it opened. 661 00:34:35,650 --> 00:34:37,551 - there's no way. - oh, that's too bad. 662 00:34:37,620 --> 00:34:38,813 It's just for royalty, huh? 663 00:34:38,882 --> 00:34:40,886 Hey, hey, hey, hey, goldilocks. 664 00:34:40,955 --> 00:34:44,293 Come here. Girl, where have you been all my life? 665 00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:46,158 Frozen! 666 00:34:46,227 --> 00:34:48,164 ( laughing ) I dig that. 667 00:34:48,964 --> 00:34:50,599 Yeah, come on in. Come on in. 668 00:34:51,632 --> 00:34:54,267 - really? - yeah, come on. 669 00:34:54,336 --> 00:34:56,372 Hey, you and me dance a little later? 670 00:34:56,838 --> 00:34:58,441 Yeah! ( laughs ) 671 00:34:59,507 --> 00:35:02,474 Hey, what's this? Prom night? 672 00:35:02,543 --> 00:35:05,379 Take a hike, man. Get out of here. I hate taffeta. 673 00:35:05,448 --> 00:35:06,615 ( rock playing ) 674 00:35:20,995 --> 00:35:22,831 I have to go into the trees. 675 00:35:23,665 --> 00:35:24,833 The-- 676 00:35:25,634 --> 00:35:26,699 The trees? 677 00:35:26,768 --> 00:35:29,701 You know, someplace private. 678 00:35:29,770 --> 00:35:33,342 Oh, oh-- The-- The ladies' room. Here-- It's right over here. 679 00:35:35,271 --> 00:35:38,481 - thank you. - I'm gonna-- I'm gonna stay here. 680 00:35:39,482 --> 00:35:40,583 I'm sorry. 681 00:35:47,322 --> 00:35:48,891 - wow. - hi. 682 00:35:49,390 --> 00:35:51,223 That's really beautiful. 683 00:35:51,292 --> 00:35:53,258 Passion pink-- All the guys love it. 684 00:35:53,327 --> 00:35:54,463 You want to try? 685 00:35:55,798 --> 00:35:57,200 Thank you. 686 00:35:59,802 --> 00:36:01,634 Look, you have to turn it... 687 00:36:01,703 --> 00:36:02,771 Like this. 688 00:36:03,706 --> 00:36:04,941 Oh. 689 00:36:07,909 --> 00:36:09,441 Did you make that? 690 00:36:09,510 --> 00:36:10,947 You've never tried lipstick before? 691 00:36:11,714 --> 00:36:13,679 No. 692 00:36:13,748 --> 00:36:17,553 Well, you put it on. You rub it on your lips. 693 00:36:20,488 --> 00:36:21,624 And then you go like this. 694 00:36:25,659 --> 00:36:29,398 - uh, okay? - oh, yeah, everything's just fine. 695 00:36:29,898 --> 00:36:31,400 Great. Still here. 696 00:36:34,803 --> 00:36:37,673 Count: and what about you know who? 697 00:36:38,774 --> 00:36:40,573 - All: who? - who? 698 00:36:40,642 --> 00:36:43,375 The enchanted peasant girl, you idiot. 699 00:36:43,444 --> 00:36:45,311 - that's who. - oh, ja. 700 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:47,379 - now is she safe? - All: ja. Yes, sir. 701 00:36:47,448 --> 00:36:49,248 Good, good. Oh, that's good. 702 00:36:49,317 --> 00:36:53,019 ( chuckles ) You see, my plan-- It is working. 703 00:36:53,088 --> 00:36:54,687 We have succeeded to get her and the jewels 704 00:36:54,756 --> 00:36:56,755 out of hauptmann-koenig, huh? 705 00:36:56,824 --> 00:36:59,725 In a few weeks, we'll be off to bermuda-- 706 00:36:59,794 --> 00:37:01,593 All: bermuda! 707 00:37:01,662 --> 00:37:03,730 -- Never to return to that-- Pfft!-- queen 708 00:37:03,799 --> 00:37:05,764 in that armpit of country again. 709 00:37:05,833 --> 00:37:08,804 - hoo, hoo, hoo! - what country is that? 710 00:37:14,109 --> 00:37:16,913 Hauptmann-koenig, stupid. 711 00:37:17,813 --> 00:37:18,814 ( rock playing ) 712 00:37:33,361 --> 00:37:36,429 Sorry, honey, but the bartender's never heard of yak's milk, 713 00:37:36,498 --> 00:37:38,663 so I brought you a pepsi instead. 714 00:37:38,732 --> 00:37:41,000 - you want to run a tab? - yeah, thanks. 715 00:37:41,069 --> 00:37:45,637 It's diet soda-- No calories, no sugar, no caffeine. 716 00:37:45,706 --> 00:37:48,641 Oh, we had something like that back home called water. 717 00:37:48,710 --> 00:37:50,346 This is easier to find. 718 00:37:52,147 --> 00:37:53,716 Well, I love this place! 719 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,984 Mmm! 720 00:37:59,053 --> 00:38:00,489 It's good. 721 00:38:01,189 --> 00:38:03,960 Um, do you-- Do you want to dance? 722 00:38:04,788 --> 00:38:06,626 Oh, I'd love to. 723 00:38:06,695 --> 00:38:08,064 All right, let's go. 724 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:14,603 - whoo! Hi, precious. - I think he's cute. 725 00:38:15,571 --> 00:38:16,672 Yeah! 726 00:38:18,835 --> 00:38:20,474 Hello, beautiful. 727 00:38:20,543 --> 00:38:21,744 Hello. 728 00:38:22,044 --> 00:38:23,642 Are you a general? 729 00:38:23,711 --> 00:38:25,645 I'm a notary public. You wanna dance, baby? 730 00:38:25,714 --> 00:38:26,849 I already have a man. 731 00:38:29,884 --> 00:38:30,920 Come on, feel the beat. 732 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,990 - whoo! - okay. 733 00:38:35,491 --> 00:38:36,692 Yeah! 734 00:38:38,026 --> 00:38:39,391 That's it. 735 00:38:39,460 --> 00:38:41,530 Are you under some kind of a spell? 736 00:38:44,565 --> 00:38:46,132 Come on, jessie, follow me. 737 00:38:46,201 --> 00:38:47,636 I'm trying. 738 00:39:00,582 --> 00:39:02,810 Wait. Wait. 739 00:39:02,879 --> 00:39:04,584 That's not dancing. 740 00:39:04,653 --> 00:39:06,586 That's not dancing. 741 00:39:06,655 --> 00:39:07,690 This is dancing. 742 00:39:09,892 --> 00:39:11,394 ( slow song begins ) 743 00:39:46,795 --> 00:39:48,864 ( instrumental music begins ) 744 00:39:53,835 --> 00:39:57,907 ♪ I've danced alone 1,000 times ♪ 745 00:40:00,269 --> 00:40:02,909 ♪ To songs that no one else ♪ 746 00:40:02,978 --> 00:40:06,946 ♪ Could even hear ♪ 747 00:40:07,015 --> 00:40:11,787 ♪ I've reached into the flame of love ♪ 748 00:40:13,855 --> 00:40:15,855 ♪ I couldn't hold it ♪ 749 00:40:15,924 --> 00:40:19,791 ♪ And it disappeared ♪ 750 00:40:19,860 --> 00:40:24,667 ♪ I've lived to learn to hate the news ♪ 751 00:40:27,002 --> 00:40:31,237 ♪ I've lived with everything but you ♪ 752 00:40:31,306 --> 00:40:34,001 ♪ I can't believe my eyes ♪ 753 00:40:34,070 --> 00:40:36,946 ♪ I see you here... ♪ 754 00:40:38,714 --> 00:40:39,949 now are you comfortable? 755 00:40:41,082 --> 00:40:43,783 As comfortable as I can be 756 00:40:43,852 --> 00:40:46,085 in front of the probing eye of the camera. 757 00:40:46,154 --> 00:40:48,654 Aw, come on, you're not on national television. 758 00:40:48,723 --> 00:40:51,660 This is just your own personal dating video cassette. 759 00:40:52,694 --> 00:40:54,661 Now relax-- We're rolling. 760 00:40:54,730 --> 00:40:56,765 Okay, what is your name? 761 00:40:57,699 --> 00:40:58,767 I am Mr.... 762 00:41:00,736 --> 00:41:01,967 Jones. 763 00:41:02,036 --> 00:41:03,035 Good. Very good. 764 00:41:03,104 --> 00:41:04,937 And Mr. Jones, 765 00:41:05,006 --> 00:41:07,273 what is it that you do for a living? 766 00:41:07,342 --> 00:41:09,913 ( sighs ) Well, I am the manager of a major... 767 00:41:11,913 --> 00:41:12,982 Dog-- 768 00:41:13,616 --> 00:41:14,880 P-pet st-- 769 00:41:14,949 --> 00:41:17,720 A major pet emporium. 770 00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:21,720 Now tell me, 771 00:41:21,789 --> 00:41:26,192 what is the most exciting thing that ever happened to you? 772 00:41:26,261 --> 00:41:27,863 That would have to be knee surgery. 773 00:41:29,998 --> 00:41:32,635 You know, I think we should take a different tack. 774 00:41:37,005 --> 00:41:38,908 ( distant siren, dog barking ) 775 00:41:43,678 --> 00:41:45,778 - is this your cottage? - yeah. 776 00:41:45,847 --> 00:41:48,615 Your mother must be a very wealthy lady. 777 00:41:48,684 --> 00:41:50,784 Well, as a matter of fact, 778 00:41:50,853 --> 00:41:52,785 she does have her own business, 779 00:41:52,854 --> 00:41:54,921 but we don't want to discuss it with her, okay? 780 00:41:54,990 --> 00:41:57,256 We'll just be very quiet. 781 00:41:57,325 --> 00:41:58,962 - okay. - okay. 782 00:42:04,399 --> 00:42:07,166 Here is our dating dossier. 783 00:42:07,235 --> 00:42:09,167 You just look under the category 784 00:42:09,236 --> 00:42:12,806 that you're interested in-- Age range, personality preferences. 785 00:42:12,875 --> 00:42:14,173 It's-- You know, it's all listed. 786 00:42:14,242 --> 00:42:17,877 - oh, you're home late! - oh, yeah. 787 00:42:17,946 --> 00:42:19,378 I stopped off to look at an apartment. 788 00:42:19,447 --> 00:42:22,581 Well, you know it wouldn't be the end of the world if you stayed here. 789 00:42:22,650 --> 00:42:26,018 This is a perfectly nice, normal home. 790 00:42:26,087 --> 00:42:29,755 Mom, I'm a big boy now. 791 00:42:29,824 --> 00:42:32,061 I need to be on my own, okay? 792 00:42:33,028 --> 00:42:34,026 Good night. 793 00:42:34,095 --> 00:42:35,064 Mmm. 794 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:40,900 - what are you doing? - ahh. 795 00:42:40,969 --> 00:42:42,736 I've-- I've changed my mind. 796 00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:44,369 I made a terrible mistake. 797 00:42:44,438 --> 00:42:46,740 You don't know me; I have never been here; 798 00:42:46,809 --> 00:42:48,040 - you have never-- - ohh! Oh! 799 00:42:48,109 --> 00:42:51,076 --seen me; I have never ever been-- 800 00:42:51,145 --> 00:42:53,079 Oh, I'm sorry, here's-- Here's $10. 801 00:42:53,148 --> 00:42:55,380 Here's the money for the-- For the thing. 802 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:58,117 - I'll pay for that. Send me the bill. - ooh! 803 00:42:58,186 --> 00:43:00,119 ( door slams ) 804 00:43:00,188 --> 00:43:03,692 Wow. This is a palace. 805 00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:15,204 Ooh! I love the 20th century. 806 00:43:20,141 --> 00:43:23,042 This little painting looks so real. 807 00:43:23,111 --> 00:43:25,214 It must have been done by a great artist. 808 00:43:25,847 --> 00:43:28,982 Yeah, it's-- It's a snapshot, 809 00:43:29,051 --> 00:43:31,683 taken by my uncle bob. That's my dad. 810 00:43:31,752 --> 00:43:34,687 He, uh, he passed away a couple of months 811 00:43:34,756 --> 00:43:37,823 - after that was taken. - oh. 812 00:43:37,892 --> 00:43:39,662 You both have the same smile. 813 00:43:42,030 --> 00:43:45,134 I wish I had a snapshot painting of my family. 814 00:43:46,201 --> 00:43:48,237 I-- I Miss them so much. 815 00:43:49,104 --> 00:43:50,903 Yeah. 816 00:43:50,972 --> 00:43:53,109 I know what you mean. 817 00:43:55,110 --> 00:43:57,810 You know, sometimes 818 00:43:57,879 --> 00:44:00,046 I can picture myself 819 00:44:00,115 --> 00:44:03,049 back in your time-- You know, a prince 820 00:44:03,118 --> 00:44:06,886 alone in a strange land, armed only with my sword, 821 00:44:06,955 --> 00:44:09,058 taking on the world for love. 822 00:44:11,125 --> 00:44:13,359 Yeah, it's just a fantasy. 823 00:44:13,428 --> 00:44:16,129 No, you are a prince... 824 00:44:16,198 --> 00:44:19,068 As great and valiant as there ever was. 825 00:44:23,237 --> 00:44:26,172 I'm so glad I'm not alone anymore. 826 00:44:26,241 --> 00:44:27,911 I'm never gonna leave you alone. 827 00:44:39,254 --> 00:44:40,056 Good night. 828 00:44:41,223 --> 00:44:43,192 ( rock song begins ) 829 00:45:05,146 --> 00:45:08,081 ♪ Girl, there's not much in this world ♪ 830 00:45:08,150 --> 00:45:10,253 ♪ That I'm sure of ♪ 831 00:45:12,488 --> 00:45:14,087 ♪ But girl ♪ 832 00:45:14,156 --> 00:45:17,260 ♪ I believe what I need now is your love ♪ 833 00:45:20,996 --> 00:45:24,831 ♪ The way you touch me with your eyes ♪ 834 00:45:24,900 --> 00:45:28,001 ♪ The way you eat me up inside ♪ 835 00:45:28,070 --> 00:45:30,002 ♪ That's why I want you ♪ 836 00:45:30,071 --> 00:45:33,538 ♪ And I want you to feel the way that I do ♪ 837 00:45:33,607 --> 00:45:36,242 ♪ Like I do, like I do ♪ 838 00:45:36,311 --> 00:45:38,210 ♪ I want you ♪ 839 00:45:38,279 --> 00:45:41,380 ♪ And I want you to feel the way that I do... ♪ 840 00:45:41,449 --> 00:45:44,016 - ( vacuuming ) - ♪ like I do, like I do ♪ 841 00:45:44,085 --> 00:45:48,253 ♪ Not ashamed of what you've got ♪ 842 00:45:48,322 --> 00:45:51,385 ♪ Pull the strings and get me hot ♪ 843 00:45:51,454 --> 00:45:54,093 ♪ That's why I want you ♪ 844 00:45:54,162 --> 00:45:57,229 ♪ And I want you to feel the way that I do ♪ 845 00:45:57,298 --> 00:46:00,266 ♪ Like I do, like I do ♪ 846 00:46:00,335 --> 00:46:02,268 ♪ I want you ♪ 847 00:46:02,337 --> 00:46:05,304 ♪ And I want you to feel the way that I do ♪ 848 00:46:05,373 --> 00:46:07,440 ♪ Like I do, like I do. ♪ 849 00:46:07,509 --> 00:46:10,275 you cooking? What's the occasion? 850 00:46:10,344 --> 00:46:12,278 - I'm hungry. - uh-huh. 851 00:46:12,347 --> 00:46:15,147 And by the way, who's in the bathroom? 852 00:46:15,216 --> 00:46:18,317 A friend. No questions, please. 853 00:46:18,386 --> 00:46:20,319 I always respect your privacy. 854 00:46:20,388 --> 00:46:22,154 Did you sleep with this friend? 855 00:46:22,223 --> 00:46:24,323 No, I slept on the couch, thank you. 856 00:46:24,392 --> 00:46:26,992 And mom, thanks for respecting my privacy. 857 00:46:27,061 --> 00:46:29,061 - ( microwave beeps ) - no problem. Where'd you meet her? 858 00:46:29,130 --> 00:46:32,231 At work. She's, um, a model. 859 00:46:32,300 --> 00:46:35,301 Uh, foreign-- I think from bavaria. 860 00:46:35,370 --> 00:46:37,202 Bavaria? Ooh, your father always claimed 861 00:46:37,271 --> 00:46:38,971 to have royal bavarian blood. 862 00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,174 Of course, he also claimed to be a harvard graduate-- 863 00:46:41,243 --> 00:46:44,978 The only one who ever worked at abe's fish market. 864 00:46:45,047 --> 00:46:47,079 Did you ever hear of a prince william? 865 00:46:47,148 --> 00:46:49,152 No, but I'd sure like to meet one. 866 00:46:51,219 --> 00:46:52,352 Am I gonna meet her? 867 00:46:52,421 --> 00:46:54,023 No! 868 00:46:54,523 --> 00:46:56,225 That's my kid. 869 00:46:57,592 --> 00:46:59,162 Jessie? 870 00:47:00,695 --> 00:47:04,363 Good morning. Jessie. 871 00:47:04,432 --> 00:47:07,500 Wh-- Will you stop doing that? 872 00:47:07,569 --> 00:47:10,073 I can't tell if you're kidding or not. 873 00:47:11,306 --> 00:47:13,005 Jessie? 874 00:47:13,074 --> 00:47:15,242 - hello? - ( drops tray ) 875 00:47:15,311 --> 00:47:18,344 Oh, no. 876 00:47:18,413 --> 00:47:20,213 Oh, come on, jessie. Come on. 877 00:47:20,282 --> 00:47:23,216 You're real. Yes, you are. 878 00:47:23,285 --> 00:47:26,219 Come on. Come on, baby, come on. 879 00:47:26,288 --> 00:47:27,920 ( knocking ) 880 00:47:27,989 --> 00:47:32,525 Oh, god. Ooh! don't-- Don't be a dummy now. 881 00:47:32,594 --> 00:47:34,960 Come on, please. 882 00:47:35,029 --> 00:47:36,595 You're so hard. 883 00:47:36,664 --> 00:47:40,266 I'm-- I'm talking to a dummy. 884 00:47:40,335 --> 00:47:42,334 I was dancing with a dummy. 885 00:47:42,403 --> 00:47:45,374 Breakfast! Come on, eat. 886 00:47:50,979 --> 00:47:52,912 Oh, god. 887 00:47:52,981 --> 00:47:54,417 Come on, honey. 888 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:58,683 Jason, what are you doing? 889 00:47:58,752 --> 00:48:01,386 This is the girl you brought home last night? 890 00:48:01,455 --> 00:48:03,055 It's not what you're thinking, mom. 891 00:48:03,124 --> 00:48:05,224 And you want your own apartment? 892 00:48:05,293 --> 00:48:07,263 I mean, that... 893 00:48:13,469 --> 00:48:15,404 ( all laughing ) 894 00:48:24,079 --> 00:48:28,317 ♪ I've danced alone 1,000 times ♪ 895 00:48:30,351 --> 00:48:32,718 ♪ To songs that no one else ♪ 896 00:48:32,787 --> 00:48:35,691 - ♪ could even hear... ♪ - care for anything else-- 897 00:48:36,386 --> 00:48:37,991 Either of you? 898 00:48:38,060 --> 00:48:40,029 Uh, no, thank you. 899 00:48:43,632 --> 00:48:46,432 ♪ I couldn't hold it ♪ 900 00:48:46,501 --> 00:48:48,167 - ♪ and it disappeared... ♪ - oh, thank you. 901 00:48:48,236 --> 00:48:50,736 Darling, I need the banner over here. 902 00:48:50,805 --> 00:48:54,473 Yes, that looks smashing, fellows. You're doing a wonderful job. 903 00:48:54,542 --> 00:48:56,108 Hollywood, you got a second? 904 00:48:56,177 --> 00:48:57,576 I always have time for a man in uniform. 905 00:48:57,645 --> 00:49:00,613 Yeah. How can I get gail over in perfumes to notice me? 906 00:49:00,682 --> 00:49:02,481 Well, now andy, I am flattered. 907 00:49:02,550 --> 00:49:04,483 Of all the people here at prince & company, 908 00:49:04,552 --> 00:49:07,991 you have chosen counsel from the gangster of love. 909 00:49:08,657 --> 00:49:10,323 No one else had any ideas. 910 00:49:10,392 --> 00:49:12,325 Mm-hmm. Gail in perfumes? 911 00:49:12,394 --> 00:49:15,327 - yeah. - andy, she is not good enough for you. 912 00:49:15,396 --> 00:49:17,329 You have made overtures for the past few weeks 913 00:49:17,398 --> 00:49:19,165 and all she has done is ignore you, 914 00:49:19,234 --> 00:49:22,168 humiliate you and treat you like so much dirt on the ground. 915 00:49:22,237 --> 00:49:24,336 So what do you think? Buy her chocolates or something? 916 00:49:24,405 --> 00:49:26,171 Jewelry, baby-- Jewelry. 917 00:49:26,240 --> 00:49:27,639 Jewelry, yeah. What kind? 918 00:49:27,708 --> 00:49:29,642 Ha! There is but one kind, andy-- 919 00:49:29,711 --> 00:49:31,543 Expensive. 920 00:49:31,612 --> 00:49:34,613 But andy, I think you should ignore her. 921 00:49:34,682 --> 00:49:36,615 That always seems to work best. 922 00:49:36,684 --> 00:49:39,151 Play hard to get! Thanks, home boy. 923 00:49:39,220 --> 00:49:41,455 - ( Hollywood chuckling ) - knew I could count on you. 924 00:49:41,524 --> 00:49:43,223 - oh, andy. - yeah? 925 00:49:43,292 --> 00:49:44,393 Wedgie. 926 00:49:45,593 --> 00:49:46,658 And when you get a chance, 927 00:49:46,727 --> 00:49:50,199 I think you need a visit with the minister of style. 928 00:49:53,568 --> 00:49:55,334 Oh, montrose? 929 00:49:55,403 --> 00:49:57,665 The count is here to preview the display. 930 00:49:57,734 --> 00:50:00,038 Well, I'm not superstitious, 931 00:50:00,107 --> 00:50:02,208 but are you sure you're supposed to be out in the daylight? 932 00:50:02,277 --> 00:50:03,346 Get back! 933 00:50:05,747 --> 00:50:08,380 Hollywood really is a genius. 934 00:50:08,449 --> 00:50:10,483 His designs have put prince & company on the map. 935 00:50:10,552 --> 00:50:13,218 - in fact, he is responsible for-- - I don't care... 936 00:50:13,287 --> 00:50:15,354 About this nose hair. 937 00:50:15,423 --> 00:50:18,490 - he's nothing. - well, color me hurt. 938 00:50:18,559 --> 00:50:21,464 I want to see the enchanted peasant girl now. 939 00:50:22,797 --> 00:50:25,365 Right this way, your assholiness. 940 00:50:25,434 --> 00:50:26,499 What did he say? 941 00:50:26,568 --> 00:50:29,836 Uh, he said this room is a total mess. 942 00:50:29,905 --> 00:50:31,137 Please. 943 00:50:31,206 --> 00:50:33,242 Ahh-- Well, that's okay. 944 00:50:36,644 --> 00:50:40,079 You know, count, you should try and lighten up, 945 00:50:40,148 --> 00:50:42,748 not take things so seriously, 946 00:50:42,817 --> 00:50:46,085 learn to enjoy life more. 947 00:50:46,154 --> 00:50:47,553 Voila! 948 00:50:47,622 --> 00:50:49,425 ( gasps ) 949 00:50:50,158 --> 00:50:51,256 She's gone. 950 00:50:51,325 --> 00:50:54,127 Where is she? Where is she? 951 00:50:54,196 --> 00:50:56,229 Oh... Potty? 952 00:50:56,298 --> 00:50:57,763 Potty? 953 00:50:57,832 --> 00:50:59,565 Search the store! 954 00:50:59,634 --> 00:51:00,899 Everybody! We must find her! 955 00:51:00,968 --> 00:51:04,469 If we don't find her, I will personally chop off your hands. 956 00:51:04,538 --> 00:51:07,140 And for the rest of you, I lock you in dark room 957 00:51:07,209 --> 00:51:08,574 with-- With rats! 958 00:51:08,643 --> 00:51:11,711 Big ugly rats! And that is scary, believe me. 959 00:51:11,780 --> 00:51:14,246 Hold the rats, your nauseousness-- 960 00:51:14,315 --> 00:51:16,419 Here she comes. Jason? 961 00:51:19,955 --> 00:51:21,757 Jason, come on! 962 00:51:22,691 --> 00:51:24,627 Excuse me. 963 00:51:26,360 --> 00:51:28,761 Why you-- Why you dress her 964 00:51:28,830 --> 00:51:30,897 in these-- In these vulgar clothes, huh? 965 00:51:30,966 --> 00:51:32,731 - trash-- It's absolute trash. - junior Miss. 966 00:51:32,800 --> 00:51:36,601 Oh, wait just a second. That's from our exclusive 967 00:51:36,670 --> 00:51:38,504 junior Miss designer collection. 968 00:51:38,573 --> 00:51:41,510 Good-- Plugging the store's merchandise. 969 00:51:43,411 --> 00:51:44,780 Well done, williamson. 970 00:51:45,613 --> 00:51:47,747 You're like the son I never had 971 00:51:47,816 --> 00:51:49,816 and never really wanted. 972 00:51:49,885 --> 00:51:52,819 This is an insult to my entire kingdom. 973 00:51:52,888 --> 00:51:54,790 She is not to be touched again. 974 00:51:57,225 --> 00:51:59,528 We... 975 00:52:02,397 --> 00:52:06,499 Have met before someplace, no? What? maybe yes? 976 00:52:06,568 --> 00:52:08,171 I think I would have remembered. 977 00:52:08,571 --> 00:52:09,630 Oh. 978 00:52:09,699 --> 00:52:11,938 Well, let's get busy. 979 00:52:12,007 --> 00:52:14,307 We have a presentation. 980 00:52:14,376 --> 00:52:16,479 Yes. Perhaps you'd care to see the rest of the store? 981 00:52:17,713 --> 00:52:18,877 No. 982 00:52:18,946 --> 00:52:22,284 No, I would like to be alone here for a moment, please. 983 00:52:22,684 --> 00:52:24,183 ( whistles ) 984 00:52:24,252 --> 00:52:25,854 German: you heard what the count said! Move. 985 00:52:26,722 --> 00:52:28,355 Everybody to get out! 986 00:52:28,424 --> 00:52:29,692 Move! Move! 987 00:52:33,596 --> 00:52:35,795 Oh, my darling. 988 00:52:35,864 --> 00:52:37,363 My darling, 989 00:52:37,432 --> 00:52:40,703 very soon-- Very soon you'll be alive, huh? 990 00:52:42,704 --> 00:52:45,972 I wait for that moment as-- 991 00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:49,378 As the greatest day in 1,000 year. 992 00:53:09,598 --> 00:53:10,863 Ahem. 993 00:53:10,932 --> 00:53:12,932 Ahem ahem ahem! 994 00:53:13,001 --> 00:53:15,338 Out of the way! 995 00:53:18,807 --> 00:53:20,572 Well, he's a real charmer. 996 00:53:20,641 --> 00:53:23,576 He probably grows fangs at night. 997 00:53:23,645 --> 00:53:25,412 Would you like a cappuccino? 998 00:53:25,481 --> 00:53:26,579 No, thanks. 999 00:53:26,648 --> 00:53:28,751 Well, I'd better get to work. 1000 00:53:39,694 --> 00:53:41,594 I don't know what happened last night. 1001 00:53:41,663 --> 00:53:44,600 I don't even know if you're real. 1002 00:53:45,466 --> 00:53:46,733 If you can hear me, 1003 00:53:46,802 --> 00:53:49,964 I want you to come back. 1004 00:53:50,033 --> 00:53:52,675 I need you to come back, jessie. 1005 00:53:54,810 --> 00:53:58,514 Oh! He's in love. Now who is jessie? 1006 00:53:59,848 --> 00:54:01,747 Her. 1007 00:54:01,816 --> 00:54:04,718 Oh, jason. 1008 00:54:04,787 --> 00:54:07,053 Hear that? Hollow. 1009 00:54:07,122 --> 00:54:08,888 Now we do not fall in love with empty things 1010 00:54:08,957 --> 00:54:11,290 unless, of course, their daddies are rich. 1011 00:54:11,359 --> 00:54:14,660 And in this case, her daddy is a redwood, so I'd forget about it. 1012 00:54:14,729 --> 00:54:19,065 Hollywood, last night the most amazing thing happened. 1013 00:54:19,134 --> 00:54:20,769 What? 1014 00:54:22,837 --> 00:54:25,741 Oh, forget it. 1015 00:54:26,141 --> 00:54:28,642 Nothing happened. 1016 00:54:28,711 --> 00:54:30,442 Okay. Well, in that case, 1017 00:54:30,511 --> 00:54:31,643 why don't you run down to the storeroom 1018 00:54:31,712 --> 00:54:32,611 and get the rest of the wardrobe? 1019 00:54:32,680 --> 00:54:35,584 Someone has got to glitz up this presentation. 1020 00:54:41,623 --> 00:54:44,390 You little tart, what have you done to my protege? 1021 00:54:44,459 --> 00:54:46,659 - ( doors close ) - I'LL TELL YOU WHAT: 1022 00:54:46,728 --> 00:54:49,095 you let me borrow this fierce necklace 1023 00:54:49,164 --> 00:54:50,799 and all is forgiven. 1024 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:56,470 Oh me, oh my, I'm in love with you, baby. 1025 00:54:56,539 --> 00:54:58,407 Ha! 1026 00:54:59,541 --> 00:55:00,709 How'd I get back in here? 1027 00:55:04,446 --> 00:55:05,881 What's that? 1028 00:55:07,483 --> 00:55:08,684 Who's there? 1029 00:55:09,418 --> 00:55:10,583 Hello? 1030 00:55:10,652 --> 00:55:11,654 Ha! 1031 00:55:17,560 --> 00:55:18,858 Are you looking at me? 1032 00:55:18,927 --> 00:55:20,794 Are you looking at me? 1033 00:55:20,863 --> 00:55:23,730 You must be. There's no one else here. 1034 00:55:23,799 --> 00:55:26,469 Ha! Get back, bobby de niro. 1035 00:55:26,969 --> 00:55:28,604 ♪ Someday... ♪ 1036 00:55:37,811 --> 00:55:39,744 - German #1: look at me. - German #2: oh, how about this one? 1037 00:55:39,813 --> 00:55:42,081 - oh, I like that-- Very nice. - German #3: wait, look at this one. 1038 00:55:42,150 --> 00:55:45,618 - that's nice. - goes good with your eyes. 1039 00:55:45,687 --> 00:55:47,547 - thank you. - ja. 1040 00:55:47,616 --> 00:55:49,756 Oh, you look very cute. Come here, come here, come here. 1041 00:55:49,825 --> 00:55:51,724 Come on. Come here, come here, come here. 1042 00:55:51,793 --> 00:55:53,860 - ( chuckles ) - we are something, huh? 1043 00:55:53,929 --> 00:55:56,629 Oh, you are really, really something. Yes. 1044 00:55:56,698 --> 00:55:57,997 Oh, yeah, really something. Ha. 1045 00:55:58,066 --> 00:55:59,999 I want you to take up both hands 1046 00:56:00,068 --> 00:56:02,702 and put it right over your face. 1047 00:56:02,771 --> 00:56:05,871 That's it. You idiots idiots idiots! 1048 00:56:05,940 --> 00:56:08,608 Now get out of here and go guard the girl! 1049 00:56:08,677 --> 00:56:10,646 ( elevator dinging ) 1050 00:56:14,082 --> 00:56:16,548 Would you like to try our black forest dew? 1051 00:56:16,617 --> 00:56:18,485 It's our hauptmann-koenig special. 1052 00:56:18,554 --> 00:56:19,822 Oh, thank you. 1053 00:56:22,858 --> 00:56:24,457 Oh. 1054 00:56:24,526 --> 00:56:27,627 That smell reminds me of my old friend inga. 1055 00:56:27,696 --> 00:56:29,729 Poor, poor inga. 1056 00:56:29,798 --> 00:56:30,863 What happened to her? 1057 00:56:30,932 --> 00:56:32,936 She was eaten by a boar. 1058 00:56:34,503 --> 00:56:35,802 Oh. 1059 00:56:35,871 --> 00:56:37,804 Well, oh, you know jason. 1060 00:56:37,873 --> 00:56:39,839 Jason? Oh, yes. 1061 00:56:39,908 --> 00:56:41,877 He let me sleep in his bed last night. 1062 00:56:42,811 --> 00:56:43,846 He did? 1063 00:56:44,647 --> 00:56:45,912 Oh! 1064 00:56:45,981 --> 00:56:48,848 Well, if you don't mind my asking, 1065 00:56:48,917 --> 00:56:49,785 how was it? 1066 00:56:50,719 --> 00:56:52,016 Wonderful. 1067 00:56:52,085 --> 00:56:55,955 He showed me things I never would have imagined in 1,000 years. 1068 00:56:56,024 --> 00:56:57,460 I must go find him. 1069 00:56:59,661 --> 00:57:01,493 German #1: one of these days, I'll rip that wart 1070 00:57:01,562 --> 00:57:03,495 out of his face and make him eat it. 1071 00:57:03,564 --> 00:57:05,499 German #2: ssh! He could be anywhere. 1072 00:57:05,568 --> 00:57:07,499 Hey, you, fancy guy, 1073 00:57:07,568 --> 00:57:10,069 what are you doing with that necklace? 1074 00:57:10,138 --> 00:57:12,071 Ooh! Oh. 1075 00:57:12,140 --> 00:57:13,773 Oh. Ahh! 1076 00:57:13,842 --> 00:57:15,807 This is property of hauptmann-koenig. 1077 00:57:15,876 --> 00:57:18,778 - fellas... - and they are not for you to play dress-up with. 1078 00:57:18,847 --> 00:57:20,780 - fellas, hello. - and if we ever 1079 00:57:20,849 --> 00:57:22,818 - ever catching you-- - listen! 1080 00:57:23,218 --> 00:57:25,688 The girl is gone again. 1081 00:57:28,256 --> 00:57:30,856 What have you done with her? 1082 00:57:30,925 --> 00:57:33,187 Just let me figure what I'm doing on the floor 1083 00:57:33,256 --> 00:57:35,262 and I'll get back to you, okay? 1084 00:57:35,331 --> 00:57:37,664 ( grunts ) 1085 00:57:37,733 --> 00:57:39,966 The necklace is here, 1086 00:57:40,035 --> 00:57:43,139 but the enchanted peasant girl is gone. 1087 00:57:44,639 --> 00:57:46,672 You don't think there's really something 1088 00:57:46,741 --> 00:57:49,141 - to this cursing? - if it's true, 1089 00:57:49,210 --> 00:57:51,144 we have blown our trip to bermuda. 1090 00:57:51,213 --> 00:57:53,879 - bermuda? - we must tell the count. 1091 00:57:53,948 --> 00:57:55,981 - egon, you tell him. - ( all chuckling ) 1092 00:57:56,050 --> 00:57:59,855 Fellas, you're hurting me. Uh, that's my earring. 1093 00:58:03,024 --> 00:58:04,858 Man over P.A.: phone call for count spritzle, urgent. 1094 00:58:04,927 --> 00:58:07,560 Please pick up any white customer phone. 1095 00:58:07,629 --> 00:58:08,864 Spretzle! 1096 00:58:09,230 --> 00:58:11,030 Spretzle! 1097 00:58:11,099 --> 00:58:12,932 - that's good. - Woman: count spretzle? 1098 00:58:13,001 --> 00:58:15,034 Hello, your majestic magnificence. 1099 00:58:15,103 --> 00:58:17,904 Shut up, spretzle. I have been looking for you. 1100 00:58:17,973 --> 00:58:20,839 Here I am, your queenly greatness. 1101 00:58:20,908 --> 00:58:24,009 I told you I didn't want this silly publicity tour, 1102 00:58:24,078 --> 00:58:28,013 especially now when our weather has turned so beautiful. 1103 00:58:28,082 --> 00:58:32,318 Also someone has stolen our treasured crown jewels, spretzle. 1104 00:58:32,387 --> 00:58:34,853 Heads will roll, do you hear me? 1105 00:58:34,922 --> 00:58:37,556 Yours and those three idiots you brought with you. 1106 00:58:37,625 --> 00:58:38,992 - do you hear me, spretzle? - what? 1107 00:58:39,061 --> 00:58:40,760 If I don't find those crown jewels... 1108 00:58:40,829 --> 00:58:42,962 Uh, your majesty, I'm sorry. I can't-- 1109 00:58:43,031 --> 00:58:44,163 - this connection is-- - are you listening to me? 1110 00:58:44,232 --> 00:58:46,965 - it's fading, your majesty. - I will have it done! 1111 00:58:47,034 --> 00:58:49,236 It's fading. It's fading away. I can't hear you no more. 1112 00:58:49,305 --> 00:58:50,936 ( hangs up ) 1113 00:58:51,005 --> 00:58:53,207 Besides, your breath smelled like toe jam. 1114 00:58:53,276 --> 00:58:54,911 What? 1115 00:58:58,414 --> 00:58:59,879 "Dear count, 1116 00:58:59,948 --> 00:59:02,716 "the enchanted peasant girl is..." 1117 00:59:02,785 --> 00:59:05,621 Is missing? Again? 1118 00:59:06,187 --> 00:59:08,057 "Please do not hit us." 1119 00:59:12,695 --> 00:59:14,697 Find her... Now! 1120 00:59:18,133 --> 00:59:20,269 Man: this one's too wide. 1121 00:59:22,137 --> 00:59:23,672 Wow. 1122 00:59:24,273 --> 00:59:25,938 Hello! 1123 00:59:26,007 --> 00:59:28,808 You know, we can make your home look just this nice. 1124 00:59:28,877 --> 00:59:30,376 I don't have a home. 1125 00:59:30,445 --> 00:59:33,312 Oh. It's been nice talking to you. 1126 00:59:33,381 --> 00:59:37,020 But my friend jason would love furniture like this. 1127 00:59:37,719 --> 00:59:39,218 Well, 1128 00:59:39,287 --> 00:59:41,087 hello again! 1129 00:59:41,156 --> 00:59:42,956 This is his picture. 1130 00:59:43,025 --> 00:59:44,990 His picture, yes-- 1131 00:59:45,059 --> 00:59:46,925 Well, yes. 1132 00:59:46,994 --> 00:59:50,296 He looks like he could use some really nice furniture. 1133 00:59:50,365 --> 00:59:52,131 Well, I have no silver. 1134 00:59:52,200 --> 00:59:55,905 Oh, nobody uses cash anymore. 1135 00:59:57,839 --> 01:00:01,807 We'll just put it on his employee account. 1136 01:00:01,876 --> 01:00:03,975 What exactly do you want and when would you like it? 1137 01:00:04,044 --> 01:00:07,980 Oh, well, it must be soon. I don't know how much longer I will stay alive. 1138 01:00:08,049 --> 01:00:10,683 Ah. That's too bad. 1139 01:00:10,752 --> 01:00:14,119 Well, I have a delivery date this morning. 1140 01:00:14,188 --> 01:00:15,315 Oh, good. 1141 01:00:15,384 --> 01:00:18,024 We can have it delivered then. 1142 01:00:18,093 --> 01:00:20,964 And who knows? You may still be alive. 1143 01:00:22,163 --> 01:00:24,130 It must have been something I ate. 1144 01:00:24,199 --> 01:00:26,666 No more sushi AT 3:00 a.m. 1145 01:00:26,735 --> 01:00:28,734 What's the matter, Hollywood? 1146 01:00:28,803 --> 01:00:31,002 I'm not sure, my man. I'm just not sure. 1147 01:00:31,071 --> 01:00:33,872 - I just got back from a trip to oz. - where's jessie? 1148 01:00:33,941 --> 01:00:36,140 - I don't know. - what do you mean you don't know? 1149 01:00:36,209 --> 01:00:38,210 Well, she was here and when I got back from yellow brick road, 1150 01:00:38,279 --> 01:00:39,345 she was gone! 1151 01:00:39,414 --> 01:00:42,148 We've got to find her. She-- She could be in trouble. 1152 01:00:42,217 --> 01:00:44,817 Hold on. You said you wanted to tell me about last night. 1153 01:00:44,886 --> 01:00:45,854 What happened? 1154 01:00:47,756 --> 01:00:49,455 She came to life. She was alive. 1155 01:00:49,524 --> 01:00:52,191 I mean, this whole curse thing is true. 1156 01:00:52,260 --> 01:00:54,293 I can't explain it. We ate, 1157 01:00:54,362 --> 01:00:56,996 we walked around, we went dancing. 1158 01:00:57,065 --> 01:01:00,032 - I know you think I'm nuts. - I certainly don't. 1159 01:01:00,101 --> 01:01:02,134 This has happened before. I believe you. 1160 01:01:02,203 --> 01:01:04,003 - you do? - yes. 1161 01:01:04,072 --> 01:01:05,470 And we'd better hurry up and find her 1162 01:01:05,539 --> 01:01:08,744 because those goony boys are looking for her too. Come on! Let's go! 1163 01:01:15,316 --> 01:01:17,316 I can't believe it. 1164 01:01:17,385 --> 01:01:19,956 Arnold, egon! Come here. 1165 01:01:20,489 --> 01:01:23,055 Look-- The girl. 1166 01:01:23,124 --> 01:01:25,424 She's alive. She is moving. 1167 01:01:25,493 --> 01:01:27,860 - it's not possible. - yes. 1168 01:01:27,929 --> 01:01:29,098 It is her. 1169 01:01:35,131 --> 01:01:36,072 She know us. 1170 01:01:38,340 --> 01:01:39,408 Come! Go! 1171 01:01:46,247 --> 01:01:48,213 - Woman: oh! - she was even scared! 1172 01:01:48,282 --> 01:01:50,253 That's for sure! 1173 01:01:54,357 --> 01:01:55,791 ( sighs ) 1174 01:02:10,606 --> 01:02:12,238 Can I help you? 1175 01:02:12,307 --> 01:02:14,774 Could you make me look different? 1176 01:02:14,843 --> 01:02:17,243 Honey, we can change your whole life. 1177 01:02:17,312 --> 01:02:19,545 ♪ Once you did it for pity ♪ 1178 01:02:19,614 --> 01:02:21,914 ♪ And you did it for pride ♪ 1179 01:02:21,983 --> 01:02:25,550 ♪ Or you did it for passion or some voice inside ♪ 1180 01:02:25,619 --> 01:02:29,922 ♪ Yes, you do it for virtue or to prove you're tough ♪ 1181 01:02:29,991 --> 01:02:32,219 ♪ But if you're gonna do it ♪ 1182 01:02:32,288 --> 01:02:36,295 ♪ Do it for love ♪ 1183 01:02:36,364 --> 01:02:38,334 ♪ Do it for love ♪ 1184 01:02:40,535 --> 01:02:44,503 ♪ Now you've done it for money and you've done it for fame ♪ 1185 01:02:44,572 --> 01:02:46,505 ♪ You might do it for power ♪ 1186 01:02:46,574 --> 01:02:48,507 ♪ Or to win some game ♪ 1187 01:02:48,576 --> 01:02:52,178 ♪ You can do it for kicks but that's never enough ♪ 1188 01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:55,214 ♪ If you're gonna do it ♪ 1189 01:02:55,283 --> 01:02:56,516 ♪ Do it for love... ♪ 1190 01:02:56,585 --> 01:02:58,184 no no no no no no. 1191 01:02:58,253 --> 01:03:01,024 It is-- Uh-oh. 1192 01:03:01,490 --> 01:03:03,256 It is him. 1193 01:03:03,325 --> 01:03:05,524 It is him. I knew I knew that guy someplace. 1194 01:03:05,593 --> 01:03:09,061 It is prince william. Curse the ages! 1195 01:03:09,130 --> 01:03:10,596 - ( whimpers ) - herr count! 1196 01:03:10,665 --> 01:03:13,433 - count spretzle? Count spretzle? - huh? 1197 01:03:13,502 --> 01:03:14,766 She has come to life. 1198 01:03:14,835 --> 01:03:18,271 - the enchanted peasant girl is alive. - that is impossible. 1199 01:03:18,340 --> 01:03:20,973 It can't be, no. She is mine tomorrow. 1200 01:03:21,042 --> 01:03:23,275 I spent years calculating the precise-- 1201 01:03:23,344 --> 01:03:26,913 You know, the exact moment of her reanimation. 1202 01:03:26,982 --> 01:03:29,315 Someone has removed the necklace. 1203 01:03:29,384 --> 01:03:31,985 Maybe she has found her true love. 1204 01:03:32,054 --> 01:03:34,854 I want-- See that guy down there? 1205 01:03:34,923 --> 01:03:36,622 I want to kill him, I want to hurt him 1206 01:03:36,691 --> 01:03:39,292 and I want to eliminate him now! 1207 01:03:39,361 --> 01:03:41,360 Go now! 1208 01:03:41,429 --> 01:03:45,898 No one-- No one messes with count spretzle... 1209 01:03:45,967 --> 01:03:48,633 And his love life. Mmm? 1210 01:03:48,702 --> 01:03:51,040 Woman: no! No. What are you doing? 1211 01:03:52,941 --> 01:03:54,873 You mess with count spretzle, 1212 01:03:54,942 --> 01:03:56,876 I shoot you-- I shoot you not through the mouth, 1213 01:03:56,945 --> 01:03:59,215 not through the eye, but through the heart. 1214 01:04:01,382 --> 01:04:03,519 - anything? - no, not a trace. 1215 01:04:06,421 --> 01:04:08,320 I thought cupid aimed for the heart. 1216 01:04:08,389 --> 01:04:11,227 I'll get you this time, my little sweetie-pie. 1217 01:04:12,194 --> 01:04:13,358 What the-- 1218 01:04:13,427 --> 01:04:15,494 - hit the deck! - ( chuckles ) 1219 01:04:15,563 --> 01:04:17,362 I learned this from the marines. 1220 01:04:17,431 --> 01:04:18,530 You were in the marines? 1221 01:04:18,599 --> 01:04:21,604 Yes. They were looking for a few good men and so was I. 1222 01:04:24,172 --> 01:04:26,071 ( struggling ) 1223 01:04:26,140 --> 01:04:28,908 Okay. Okay, we'd better split up. 1224 01:04:28,977 --> 01:04:30,646 Where have I heard that before? 1225 01:04:32,447 --> 01:04:34,113 Get down, honey! Get down! 1226 01:04:34,182 --> 01:04:35,214 Get down. 1227 01:04:35,283 --> 01:04:38,221 You take the second floor; I'll take the third. Go. 1228 01:04:41,757 --> 01:04:43,392 Ooh! 1229 01:04:48,764 --> 01:04:51,297 There-- There he is. 1230 01:04:51,366 --> 01:04:54,268 Ooh! 1231 01:04:54,337 --> 01:04:56,402 Whoa! 1232 01:04:56,471 --> 01:04:59,338 Ho, what-- Look out! 1233 01:04:59,407 --> 01:05:02,378 ( people chattering ) 1234 01:05:04,612 --> 01:05:06,582 - there he is! - get out of the way! 1235 01:05:07,315 --> 01:05:08,651 ( grunting ) 1236 01:05:11,152 --> 01:05:12,385 Wow, what a fit. 1237 01:05:12,454 --> 01:05:14,253 And no wrinkles. 1238 01:05:14,322 --> 01:05:15,716 It's polyester. 1239 01:05:15,785 --> 01:05:18,725 Polyester-- What plant is that from? 1240 01:05:18,794 --> 01:05:21,393 Um, the New Jersey one. 1241 01:05:21,462 --> 01:05:23,597 Will this be cash or charge? 1242 01:05:23,666 --> 01:05:25,499 Who uses cash these days? 1243 01:05:25,568 --> 01:05:28,237 - jessie! - jason! 1244 01:05:29,571 --> 01:05:31,440 - jason! - German: we've lost him! 1245 01:05:36,512 --> 01:05:38,214 I'll be right back. 1246 01:05:41,183 --> 01:05:43,319 This time we really kill him! 1247 01:05:48,423 --> 01:05:50,122 ( tires screech ) 1248 01:05:50,191 --> 01:05:52,161 - hey! - ( man grunts ) 1249 01:05:54,528 --> 01:05:58,131 - ( woman screams ) - jason! 1250 01:05:58,200 --> 01:06:00,500 - jason, come on! - look out! 1251 01:06:00,569 --> 01:06:03,406 Ahh! Stop her! 1252 01:06:05,573 --> 01:06:08,140 Are you okay? I never thought I'd see you alive again. 1253 01:06:08,209 --> 01:06:11,444 - what? - I said I never thought I'd see you alive again. 1254 01:06:11,513 --> 01:06:13,680 I can't hear! 1255 01:06:13,749 --> 01:06:16,648 - look out! - ahhh! 1256 01:06:16,717 --> 01:06:19,352 - Men: look out, look out! - Jason: keep going. 1257 01:06:19,421 --> 01:06:21,787 Look out! Whoooooa! 1258 01:06:21,856 --> 01:06:26,158 - ahhh! - Jason: get out of the way. 1259 01:06:26,227 --> 01:06:28,528 Get out! Get out! 1260 01:06:28,597 --> 01:06:30,666 Hold on! 1261 01:06:34,470 --> 01:06:37,373 ( both screaming ) 1262 01:06:39,869 --> 01:06:42,642 - you okay? - look out for the window! 1263 01:06:42,711 --> 01:06:45,344 - go out the window? - no! No! 1264 01:06:45,413 --> 01:06:49,752 - whoa! - ( Jessie screaming ) 1265 01:06:51,253 --> 01:06:53,185 - ( tires screeching ) - jason! 1266 01:06:53,254 --> 01:06:56,088 - jessie! - I can't stop it! 1267 01:06:56,157 --> 01:06:57,460 Use the brakes! 1268 01:06:58,627 --> 01:07:00,329 Push the pedal! 1269 01:07:02,465 --> 01:07:03,699 Look out! 1270 01:07:04,466 --> 01:07:06,098 Whoa! 1271 01:07:06,167 --> 01:07:08,735 Hey, hey, come on! Let's go to the store! 1272 01:07:08,804 --> 01:07:10,773 ( horns honking ) 1273 01:07:12,741 --> 01:07:14,373 ( all chattering ) 1274 01:07:14,442 --> 01:07:16,375 What the heck is going on here? 1275 01:07:16,444 --> 01:07:19,846 Find that boy! He has stolen enchanted peasant girl. 1276 01:07:19,915 --> 01:07:22,548 Montrose, montrose! Your new assistant-- 1277 01:07:22,617 --> 01:07:25,084 - where is he? - ( Hollywood gasping ) 1278 01:07:25,153 --> 01:07:26,422 Let's go. 1279 01:07:29,590 --> 01:07:31,857 Wait. Wait wait wait wait wait. 1280 01:07:31,926 --> 01:07:33,559 Wait one minute. 1281 01:07:33,628 --> 01:07:36,395 ( growls ) 1282 01:07:36,464 --> 01:07:38,598 Now we are going to follow fancypants. 1283 01:07:38,667 --> 01:07:40,769 And get me out of this armor! 1284 01:07:46,774 --> 01:07:50,446 Wow, she's got a great sense of direction. 1285 01:07:52,948 --> 01:07:56,114 ...to America that what they think is junk-- 1286 01:07:56,183 --> 01:07:58,517 - ( door closes ) - --can really be something beautiful. 1287 01:07:58,586 --> 01:08:00,619 I'm a gemini, and that means-- 1288 01:08:00,688 --> 01:08:04,460 - ( laughs ) - look, your mother gave me all these people's lives. 1289 01:08:05,426 --> 01:08:08,531 Jessie, I was scared I was never gonna see you again. 1290 01:08:09,664 --> 01:08:11,430 My love was stolen once before 1291 01:08:11,499 --> 01:08:13,236 but it's never gonna happen again. 1292 01:08:15,269 --> 01:08:17,306 Nothing will ever come between us. 1293 01:08:24,846 --> 01:08:26,449 Could you do that again, please? 1294 01:08:36,624 --> 01:08:38,625 Where did all this furniture come from? 1295 01:08:38,694 --> 01:08:39,862 It's my gift to you. 1296 01:08:40,729 --> 01:08:41,493 You bought it? 1297 01:08:41,562 --> 01:08:44,733 Yeah, with your little magic card. 1298 01:08:45,601 --> 01:08:47,466 Ouch. 1299 01:08:47,535 --> 01:08:50,469 Okay. Okay, look, we're gonna have to get out of here. 1300 01:08:50,538 --> 01:08:52,103 We got to go. They're gonna come here. 1301 01:08:52,172 --> 01:08:55,811 - wait, where are we going? - well, anywhere-- We just have to get out of here. 1302 01:08:58,742 --> 01:09:01,815 Wait. I love you. 1303 01:09:01,884 --> 01:09:04,553 ( sirens wailing ) 1304 01:09:05,688 --> 01:09:06,686 ( sirens approach ) 1305 01:09:06,755 --> 01:09:08,357 What is that? 1306 01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:11,390 Uh, it's too late. 1307 01:09:11,459 --> 01:09:13,826 Look, just stay here, okay? 1308 01:09:13,895 --> 01:09:16,229 - more. Again. - just don't-- 1309 01:09:16,298 --> 01:09:18,734 Okay, just-- Just... 1310 01:09:30,312 --> 01:09:31,977 Ahh! Jason the heat is coming. 1311 01:09:32,046 --> 01:09:34,279 - what's going on? - where is she? 1312 01:09:34,348 --> 01:09:36,548 - ahh! - aha ha ha! 1313 01:09:36,617 --> 01:09:39,285 That is him. The peasant girl must be here. 1314 01:09:39,354 --> 01:09:40,719 You're in big trouble, pal. 1315 01:09:40,788 --> 01:09:42,755 - listen, I can-- - search this house. 1316 01:09:42,824 --> 01:09:44,924 Check out the back! Nobody escape. 1317 01:09:44,993 --> 01:09:48,595 Me, I will look up the stairs. 1318 01:09:48,664 --> 01:09:51,363 Hey, no! You can't go up there! 1319 01:09:51,432 --> 01:09:53,666 Don't ever, ever touch a count, okay? 1320 01:09:53,735 --> 01:09:55,768 When I want to go up the stairs, I go up the stairs. 1321 01:09:55,837 --> 01:09:58,999 And I feel like going up the stairs now. 1322 01:09:59,068 --> 01:10:00,839 You have the right to remain silent. 1323 01:10:00,908 --> 01:10:02,642 Anything you say can and will be used against you-- 1324 01:10:02,711 --> 01:10:03,679 It's you. 1325 01:10:04,746 --> 01:10:06,012 No, it's not. 1326 01:10:06,081 --> 01:10:07,713 Do you understand these rights? 1327 01:10:07,782 --> 01:10:09,716 Don't be afraid to use the gun. 1328 01:10:09,785 --> 01:10:11,687 You can't threaten my son! 1329 01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:19,424 Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. 1330 01:10:19,493 --> 01:10:20,729 Is everything all right? 1331 01:10:21,925 --> 01:10:25,565 Everything is-- Is perfect. 1332 01:10:25,634 --> 01:10:26,665 Sorcerer! 1333 01:10:26,734 --> 01:10:29,334 Oh, my little sweetie-pie, you have to come with me 1334 01:10:29,403 --> 01:10:33,406 because, well, we must fulfill our destiny. 1335 01:10:33,475 --> 01:10:35,945 I love jason. You can't make me go with you. 1336 01:10:37,713 --> 01:10:39,315 Hmm? 1337 01:10:43,118 --> 01:10:44,553 Here now... 1338 01:10:48,590 --> 01:10:50,726 My lovely. 1339 01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:57,429 ( laughing ) 1340 01:10:57,498 --> 01:11:00,432 You've even been stealing furniture from us-- Shame! 1341 01:11:00,501 --> 01:11:02,705 I didn't steal it-- She bought it for me. 1342 01:11:03,839 --> 01:11:06,673 Who? The enchanted peasant girl? 1343 01:11:06,742 --> 01:11:09,809 - yes! - you are a certified sicko! 1344 01:11:09,878 --> 01:11:11,811 You-- 1345 01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,012 And to think I even gave you my flower. 1346 01:11:14,081 --> 01:11:17,483 - ( Count clears throat ) - oh, look, there's your main squeeze. 1347 01:11:17,552 --> 01:11:19,018 Jessie, come on, let her go. 1348 01:11:19,087 --> 01:11:20,953 Look, she's real! I swear! 1349 01:11:21,022 --> 01:11:24,758 Oh, my god. He's in love with a... 1350 01:11:24,827 --> 01:11:26,392 - dummy. - ooh! 1351 01:11:26,461 --> 01:11:28,461 Wait a minute, honey. I was gonna do that. 1352 01:11:28,530 --> 01:11:30,462 Okay, we have what we come for, right? 1353 01:11:30,531 --> 01:11:31,964 Now to the airport, quick. 1354 01:11:32,033 --> 01:11:34,399 Just one little minute, count. 1355 01:11:34,468 --> 01:11:36,005 We have a presentation tomorrow afternoon. 1356 01:11:36,871 --> 01:11:40,373 - I know that, but-- - and we have a contract 1357 01:11:40,442 --> 01:11:42,809 that you are not going to break. 1358 01:11:42,878 --> 01:11:44,109 I know that, but-- 1359 01:11:44,178 --> 01:11:46,645 Grab the dummy. 1360 01:11:46,714 --> 01:11:49,648 - ( Count shrieks ) - the other dummy. 1361 01:11:49,717 --> 01:11:52,818 Easy easy easy easy. All right. It's all right. 1362 01:11:52,887 --> 01:11:56,055 You must be-- You must be very, very gentle. 1363 01:11:56,124 --> 01:11:59,692 The necklace! That's it-- That's what he's using. 1364 01:11:59,761 --> 01:12:02,527 Just take the necklace off. You'll see she's real, I swear! 1365 01:12:02,596 --> 01:12:05,125 - take it off! - yes, and I'm rumpelstiltskin. 1366 01:12:05,194 --> 01:12:07,066 - oh, god. - get him out of here. 1367 01:12:07,135 --> 01:12:08,834 - no no, it's true! - come on. 1368 01:12:08,903 --> 01:12:10,836 It's true. no one could make up a story like that 1369 01:12:10,905 --> 01:12:12,942 except perhaps someone like myself. 1370 01:12:13,909 --> 01:12:14,807 And count, please, 1371 01:12:14,876 --> 01:12:17,776 don't worry your pretty little wart-- Face 1372 01:12:17,845 --> 01:12:21,847 about all this. We'll have some very large-armed gentlemen 1373 01:12:21,916 --> 01:12:25,552 to guard her. Tomorrow afternoon, she'll be all yours. 1374 01:12:25,621 --> 01:12:28,588 - ooh! - thank you so much. 1375 01:12:28,657 --> 01:12:30,393 ( car doors close ) 1376 01:12:31,625 --> 01:12:33,688 I never had this problem at k-mart. 1377 01:12:33,757 --> 01:12:35,061 ( growling ) 1378 01:12:35,130 --> 01:12:37,033 - too much red meat. - ( growls ) 1379 01:12:37,927 --> 01:12:39,702 All right, come on. 1380 01:12:42,837 --> 01:12:46,839 So all we have to do is wait till the presentation is over tomorrow, 1381 01:12:46,908 --> 01:12:49,842 they will hand us the-- Mmm-- Girl... 1382 01:12:49,911 --> 01:12:51,743 ( all groan ) 1383 01:12:51,812 --> 01:12:55,448 - ...and it's off to bermuda. - All: bermuda! 1384 01:12:55,517 --> 01:12:57,951 Shut up, shut up. Go on, get out of here. Go go go. 1385 01:12:58,020 --> 01:12:59,822 Oh yeah, go. 1386 01:13:05,661 --> 01:13:07,426 I am so sorry, madame, 1387 01:13:07,495 --> 01:13:08,794 to have taken all your time. 1388 01:13:08,863 --> 01:13:10,466 Oh. Ooh! 1389 01:13:10,999 --> 01:13:12,801 Oh! 1390 01:13:16,805 --> 01:13:19,472 Once again left holding the bag. 1391 01:13:19,541 --> 01:13:21,774 Oh, nothing personal. 1392 01:13:21,843 --> 01:13:24,513 ( instrumental music begins ) 1393 01:13:28,216 --> 01:13:32,688 ♪ I've danced alone 1,000 times ♪ 1394 01:13:34,856 --> 01:13:37,591 ♪ To songs that no one else ♪ 1395 01:13:37,660 --> 01:13:41,594 ♪ Could even hear ♪ 1396 01:13:41,663 --> 01:13:46,035 ♪ I've reached into the flame of love ♪ 1397 01:13:47,669 --> 01:13:50,604 ♪ I couldn't hold it ♪ 1398 01:13:50,673 --> 01:13:54,941 ♪ And it disappeared ♪ 1399 01:13:55,010 --> 01:13:58,814 ♪ I've lived to learn to hate the news ♪ 1400 01:14:01,616 --> 01:14:06,185 ♪ I've lived with everything but you ♪ 1401 01:14:06,254 --> 01:14:08,855 ♪ I can't believe my eyes ♪ 1402 01:14:08,924 --> 01:14:12,191 ♪ I see you here ♪ 1403 01:14:12,260 --> 01:14:15,895 ♪ Looking just the way you should ♪ 1404 01:14:15,964 --> 01:14:17,897 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1405 01:14:17,966 --> 01:14:21,734 ♪ So good it's too good to be true ♪ 1406 01:14:21,803 --> 01:14:25,541 ♪ I live my life... ♪ 1407 01:14:36,018 --> 01:14:37,882 ( stomping feet ) 1408 01:14:37,951 --> 01:14:41,554 I'm here to pick up one of my men and take him downtown. 1409 01:14:41,623 --> 01:14:43,055 We are downtown. 1410 01:14:43,124 --> 01:14:44,657 Oh. 1411 01:14:44,726 --> 01:14:47,292 I mean down-- Downtown-- Way, way down. 1412 01:14:47,361 --> 01:14:49,565 He's gonna be digging latrines for years. 1413 01:14:49,998 --> 01:14:50,963 Who are you? 1414 01:14:51,032 --> 01:14:53,998 Staff sergeant montrose, sir. Butch montrose. 1415 01:14:54,067 --> 01:14:56,535 - what do you want with the prisoner? - well, he took a powder-- 1416 01:14:56,604 --> 01:14:58,641 - you know, what's that word? - a.w.o.l.? 1417 01:14:59,207 --> 01:15:00,176 That's it. 1418 01:15:01,777 --> 01:15:03,042 Ahem! 1419 01:15:03,111 --> 01:15:05,745 He's going to be court-martialed at 2500 hours. 1420 01:15:05,814 --> 01:15:07,146 You-- You got a name? 1421 01:15:07,215 --> 01:15:09,048 Staff sergeant butch montrose. 1422 01:15:09,117 --> 01:15:11,851 Not yours, the prisoner's. 1423 01:15:11,920 --> 01:15:15,254 Oh! Williamson, sir. Jason williamson. 1424 01:15:15,323 --> 01:15:16,856 The nut with the dummy? 1425 01:15:16,925 --> 01:15:19,092 I know. It's sad, isn't it? 1426 01:15:19,161 --> 01:15:22,228 Hey, al. Take this guy down to the holding cell. 1427 01:15:22,297 --> 01:15:25,101 Give him 307-- You know, dummy kid. 1428 01:15:25,968 --> 01:15:26,936 Thank you, sir. 1429 01:15:30,138 --> 01:15:31,107 - hey! - woop! 1430 01:15:33,108 --> 01:15:34,043 You didn't sign these. 1431 01:15:37,145 --> 01:15:38,581 I'm so sorry. 1432 01:15:40,148 --> 01:15:41,217 Ta. 1433 01:15:56,031 --> 01:15:57,630 You, williamson, 1434 01:15:57,699 --> 01:15:59,799 got a friend of yours here. 1435 01:15:59,868 --> 01:16:01,304 ( men teasing ) 1436 01:16:05,039 --> 01:16:07,310 Williamson, follow me. 1437 01:16:11,179 --> 01:16:13,079 I hope this works. 1438 01:16:13,148 --> 01:16:14,783 Too outrageous not to. 1439 01:16:17,686 --> 01:16:19,085 ( humming ) 1440 01:16:19,154 --> 01:16:21,988 ( singsong ) Let those feet hit that street. 1441 01:16:22,057 --> 01:16:24,623 - hey! - we're moving. 1442 01:16:24,692 --> 01:16:27,927 - hold it right there! - oh! Run, jason! 1443 01:16:27,996 --> 01:16:31,931 - get back here! - get back here! 1444 01:16:32,000 --> 01:16:34,133 - oh, sorry. - pardon me. 1445 01:16:34,202 --> 01:16:36,096 - ahh! - ( horn honking ) 1446 01:16:36,165 --> 01:16:38,270 - let's go! - mom? 1447 01:16:38,339 --> 01:16:39,973 Come on. What kind of kid did I raise? 1448 01:16:40,042 --> 01:16:42,241 You got cops on your tail, you keep your head down! 1449 01:16:42,310 --> 01:16:44,143 I have to save her, Hollywood. 1450 01:16:44,212 --> 01:16:46,312 They are guarding her like fort knox, 1451 01:16:46,381 --> 01:16:49,052 but hold on tight-- This old boss man's got a plan. 1452 01:16:51,119 --> 01:16:53,222 ( classical music playing ) 1453 01:16:58,860 --> 01:17:01,193 Sheila barbrastein and her sister. 1454 01:17:01,262 --> 01:17:03,729 Sheila's family does some marvelous work. 1455 01:17:03,798 --> 01:17:05,031 Nice to see you. 1456 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:07,971 Well, count-- May I call you gunter? 1457 01:17:09,771 --> 01:17:11,971 No no, uh-uh. 1458 01:17:12,040 --> 01:17:14,907 Everything seems to be going very smoothly. 1459 01:17:14,976 --> 01:17:17,376 Well, you'd better hope it stay that way, huh? 1460 01:17:17,445 --> 01:17:20,980 Yes. Well, I've personally attended to every... 1461 01:17:21,049 --> 01:17:24,750 Det-- Oh my god. "Teen-a-rama philadelphia." 1462 01:17:24,819 --> 01:17:28,087 You know what this means? We'll be swamped with teenagers. 1463 01:17:28,156 --> 01:17:29,288 That's terrible, sir. 1464 01:17:29,357 --> 01:17:32,091 No, that's wonderful, you tall twit. 1465 01:17:32,160 --> 01:17:34,159 Teens are insatiable consumers. They spend hard cash. 1466 01:17:34,228 --> 01:17:36,462 Take a memo-- Mark everything in the junior department 1467 01:17:36,531 --> 01:17:39,065 up 10%-- 15%. 1468 01:17:39,134 --> 01:17:41,133 I want to be sure that the prince & company banner 1469 01:17:41,202 --> 01:17:43,169 will be prominently displayed on-- 1470 01:17:43,238 --> 01:17:45,003 Will be prominently displayed on the screen at all times. 1471 01:17:45,072 --> 01:17:47,473 ( British accent ) Relax, man. I'm not the director. 1472 01:17:47,542 --> 01:17:49,376 Is there someone I can talk to who will give me 1473 01:17:49,445 --> 01:17:51,044 a little respect here? 1474 01:17:51,113 --> 01:17:52,015 I doubt it. 1475 01:17:56,084 --> 01:17:57,950 Thanks a lot. Got to bail. 1476 01:17:58,019 --> 01:18:00,389 Hey, anytime. Anytime you want the job. 1477 01:18:01,084 --> 01:18:02,321 Good luck! 1478 01:18:02,390 --> 01:18:04,491 Both: oh, careful! 1479 01:18:04,560 --> 01:18:06,362 ( horns blare ) 1480 01:18:09,229 --> 01:18:12,965 Hollywood: ladies and gentlemen, the show is about to begin. 1481 01:18:13,034 --> 01:18:16,135 I must say, I did not think that you could 1482 01:18:16,204 --> 01:18:19,104 pull this off. It is very, very dignified. 1483 01:18:19,173 --> 01:18:20,739 Well, thank you, sir. 1484 01:18:20,808 --> 01:18:23,342 When it comes to dignity, I am the master. 1485 01:18:23,411 --> 01:18:26,279 Yes, fine. Then you will reach perfection 1486 01:18:26,348 --> 01:18:28,381 when you zip up your fly. I'm just kidding-- 1487 01:18:28,450 --> 01:18:30,920 It's a count spretzle joke. Haa! 1488 01:18:31,453 --> 01:18:32,551 Hello. 1489 01:18:32,620 --> 01:18:36,522 Is everything in readiness for our immediate departure? 1490 01:18:36,591 --> 01:18:38,524 Transportation has been arranged. 1491 01:18:38,593 --> 01:18:40,396 Very good. Very good indeed. Very good. 1492 01:18:47,535 --> 01:18:49,172 I don't know if you can hear me or not, 1493 01:18:49,972 --> 01:18:51,536 but if you can, 1494 01:18:51,605 --> 01:18:54,106 I want you to take very good care of jason. 1495 01:18:54,175 --> 01:18:56,075 He's a prime catch. 1496 01:18:56,144 --> 01:19:00,245 And you are a very, very lucky mannequin. 1497 01:19:00,314 --> 01:19:02,080 Hey, who you talkin' to? 1498 01:19:02,149 --> 01:19:05,821 Oh, just wishing her luck. She's the star of the show, you know. 1499 01:19:13,395 --> 01:19:16,161 What are you doing here? You're 10 minutes late. 1500 01:19:16,230 --> 01:19:17,930 Ooh! I just love all that hair. 1501 01:19:17,999 --> 01:19:20,298 Why, thank you. Here, it's yours. 1502 01:19:20,367 --> 01:19:22,936 - wrong style, honey. - do you really think we're gonna pull this off? 1503 01:19:23,005 --> 01:19:25,441 Of course, mi amigo. You'd better get going. 1504 01:19:27,175 --> 01:19:29,476 Man: come on, girls, less than a minute! Let's go. 1505 01:19:29,545 --> 01:19:31,814 The lights, the excitement. 1506 01:19:32,481 --> 01:19:34,980 Show-biz is my life! 1507 01:19:35,049 --> 01:19:36,283 ( thunder rumbling ) 1508 01:19:36,352 --> 01:19:39,022 ( applause ) 1509 01:19:47,428 --> 01:19:51,030 Ah, excuse me. I'm royal dawn williamson. 1510 01:19:51,099 --> 01:19:54,003 ( medieval music playing ) 1511 01:20:11,319 --> 01:20:13,957 ( hip-hop music playing ) 1512 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:43,516 You-- You call this dignified? 1513 01:20:43,585 --> 01:20:47,290 Well, I think it's kind of hip in a rad sort of way. 1514 01:20:49,658 --> 01:20:51,627 Man: ♪ Come on, baby! ♪ 1515 01:20:54,963 --> 01:20:56,395 ♪ Once upon a time ♪ 1516 01:20:56,464 --> 01:20:59,235 ♪ A peasant girl was victim of a crime ♪ 1517 01:21:02,337 --> 01:21:04,403 ♪ Was frozen ever since ♪ 1518 01:21:04,472 --> 01:21:07,907 ♪ She dared to love the handsome prince ♪ 1519 01:21:07,976 --> 01:21:10,042 ♪ Is that so wrong? ♪ 1520 01:21:10,111 --> 01:21:13,512 ♪ But alas, 1,000 years had passed ♪ 1521 01:21:13,581 --> 01:21:17,386 ♪ Since that spell from hell had been cast... ♪ 1522 01:21:19,688 --> 01:21:20,885 where is she? 1523 01:21:20,954 --> 01:21:24,423 - ( laser pulsating ) - ♪ today, my friends ♪ 1524 01:21:24,492 --> 01:21:26,930 ♪ That spell will end. ♪ 1525 01:21:28,496 --> 01:21:30,529 ladies and gentlemen, 1526 01:21:30,598 --> 01:21:33,532 prince & company is proud to present 1527 01:21:33,601 --> 01:21:36,973 our beloved enchanted peasant girl! 1528 01:21:46,514 --> 01:21:48,581 And here to free her forever 1529 01:21:48,650 --> 01:21:51,220 with the kiss of life-- The prince. 1530 01:21:52,654 --> 01:21:54,057 That's my kid. 1531 01:22:06,168 --> 01:22:07,599 Stop this music! 1532 01:22:07,668 --> 01:22:09,435 - stop this nonsense! - ( music stops ) 1533 01:22:09,504 --> 01:22:12,439 I will not-- I will not let it continue. 1534 01:22:12,508 --> 01:22:14,440 - count spretzle-- - ahh! 1535 01:22:14,509 --> 01:22:18,111 - no one-- No one treats my culture like this. - ( all laughing ) 1536 01:22:18,180 --> 01:22:19,512 Count sp-- Oh! 1537 01:22:19,581 --> 01:22:22,749 Someone stop this fool before I strike him with this microphone. 1538 01:22:22,818 --> 01:22:24,751 He's about to ruin my presentation! 1539 01:22:24,820 --> 01:22:26,585 Get him out of here! 1540 01:22:26,654 --> 01:22:29,288 - let's go. - oh oh! Outrageous! 1541 01:22:29,357 --> 01:22:30,456 ( all laughing, applauding ) 1542 01:22:30,525 --> 01:22:32,457 Go ahead! Laugh! Laugh and have fun, 1543 01:22:32,526 --> 01:22:36,632 - my little stupid americans. - All: boo! 1544 01:22:37,199 --> 01:22:39,198 "Boo" to you to, boo! 1545 01:22:39,267 --> 01:22:41,668 Because this party is now over. 1546 01:22:41,737 --> 01:22:45,204 And I am taking my peasant girl 1547 01:22:45,273 --> 01:22:47,172 and getting out of here. 1548 01:22:47,241 --> 01:22:48,774 All: boo! 1549 01:22:48,843 --> 01:22:54,047 Unhand that damsel. I command you to step aside. 1550 01:22:54,116 --> 01:22:56,616 Are you kiddin' me or what? 1551 01:22:56,685 --> 01:22:59,552 She belong to me. 1552 01:22:59,621 --> 01:23:02,387 She is a living soul; she belongs to no one. 1553 01:23:02,456 --> 01:23:05,725 Then we will settle this 1554 01:23:05,794 --> 01:23:07,396 like men, hmm? 1555 01:23:11,865 --> 01:23:14,401 - ( all laughing ) - Hollywood: hold on, jason, 1556 01:23:14,470 --> 01:23:15,467 for love and honor! 1557 01:23:15,536 --> 01:23:19,505 Both: come on, count! For money and bermuda! 1558 01:23:19,574 --> 01:23:20,906 - shut up. - ( growling ) 1559 01:23:20,975 --> 01:23:24,509 I come from a long line of fencers. I have royal bavarian blood. 1560 01:23:24,578 --> 01:23:27,481 Which I will be happy to shed. 1561 01:23:27,550 --> 01:23:29,385 Ha ha ha ha! 1562 01:23:32,587 --> 01:23:34,554 - oh! - because I wait 1563 01:23:34,623 --> 01:23:36,188 1,000 year for this moment 1564 01:23:36,257 --> 01:23:39,192 and no pipsqueak like you is going to interfere 1565 01:23:39,261 --> 01:23:41,230 with a destiny. Ha? 1566 01:23:46,600 --> 01:23:48,304 - ha! - Audience: ooh! 1567 01:23:55,511 --> 01:23:57,480 Ahhh! 1568 01:24:00,481 --> 01:24:03,252 ( people applauding ) 1569 01:24:04,481 --> 01:24:05,721 Touche, eh? 1570 01:24:13,228 --> 01:24:15,761 Wow! Ahh! 1571 01:24:15,830 --> 01:24:17,797 Ha! 1572 01:24:17,866 --> 01:24:19,568 ( applause ) 1573 01:24:21,637 --> 01:24:22,405 It looks so painful. 1574 01:24:24,706 --> 01:24:25,674 Good. 1575 01:24:37,847 --> 01:24:40,820 - ( all gasping ) - jason. 1576 01:24:40,889 --> 01:24:42,488 Everything's going to be okay. 1577 01:24:42,557 --> 01:24:44,160 - ( fires ) - ( all gasp ) 1578 01:24:45,526 --> 01:24:47,426 Come on, you've got to be kidding. 1579 01:24:47,495 --> 01:24:50,463 - that's not fair. - so I cheat. Sue me. 1580 01:24:50,532 --> 01:24:53,599 This is my store-- My presentation and career. 1581 01:24:53,668 --> 01:24:55,802 - how dare-- - ( fires ) 1582 01:24:55,871 --> 01:24:57,471 Man: my god! 1583 01:24:57,540 --> 01:24:59,639 Oh, I'm in trouble. 1584 01:24:59,708 --> 01:25:00,705 Get a doctor on the double. 1585 01:25:00,774 --> 01:25:03,142 Both: I'm in trouble. Get a doctor on the double. 1586 01:25:03,211 --> 01:25:05,277 - stop it, stop it. - stop it, stop it. 1587 01:25:05,346 --> 01:25:08,451 This fairy tale's gone far enough, huh? 1588 01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:11,150 Hmm? 1589 01:25:11,219 --> 01:25:12,919 - come here, my dear. - no. 1590 01:25:12,988 --> 01:25:14,821 No? Look, look, look look, look! 1591 01:25:14,890 --> 01:25:17,626 Look at this. No! Come here. 1592 01:25:18,593 --> 01:25:21,461 Don't you move. You move. 1593 01:25:21,530 --> 01:25:23,799 Come on. That's it. 1594 01:25:25,266 --> 01:25:26,832 Nobody move. 1595 01:25:26,901 --> 01:25:28,935 ( crying ) 1596 01:25:29,004 --> 01:25:30,639 Come on. 1597 01:25:34,842 --> 01:25:37,677 - he's not getting away with this. - I'm right behind you! 1598 01:25:37,746 --> 01:25:39,679 Come on, come on. 1599 01:25:39,748 --> 01:25:41,313 Let me go. 1600 01:25:41,382 --> 01:25:43,582 You want me to use necklace again? Come on. 1601 01:25:43,651 --> 01:25:46,522 Get out of the way. Go on, keep them back. Keep them back. 1602 01:25:47,722 --> 01:25:49,488 - come on. - I knew this was coming. 1603 01:25:49,557 --> 01:25:52,495 - Hollywood: I'll take this. - gentlemen, leave them to me. 1604 01:25:55,430 --> 01:25:57,664 Both: ahh! Ahhh! 1605 01:25:57,733 --> 01:25:59,903 That's extra-firm hold too. 1606 01:26:02,937 --> 01:26:05,538 He's taking her to the roof. Come on, we'll take the stairs. 1607 01:26:05,607 --> 01:26:06,605 Must we? 1608 01:26:06,674 --> 01:26:10,409 - I'll watch the goons. - down on your bellies now! 1609 01:26:10,478 --> 01:26:12,681 - ahh! - andy, you're so forceful! 1610 01:26:17,519 --> 01:26:18,521 Move it! 1611 01:26:20,656 --> 01:26:22,722 I do not believe it! 1612 01:26:22,791 --> 01:26:25,228 ( grunting ) 1613 01:26:26,461 --> 01:26:28,731 - ooh! - let me go! 1614 01:26:34,736 --> 01:26:37,703 I told you get helicopter for me. What you do? 1615 01:26:37,772 --> 01:26:39,705 I thought this would be more romantic. 1616 01:26:39,774 --> 01:26:41,675 More romantic? Get out of way, you idiot! 1617 01:26:41,744 --> 01:26:43,003 Stand aside. 1618 01:26:43,072 --> 01:26:45,481 Dancing strengthens the legs. Hyah! 1619 01:26:47,682 --> 01:26:48,651 Stop it! 1620 01:26:49,618 --> 01:26:50,683 Jason! 1621 01:26:50,752 --> 01:26:53,552 Go ahead, make my day. 1622 01:26:53,621 --> 01:26:57,691 Only one little gun? Honey, I am from north philadelphia. 1623 01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:58,958 - ( fires ) - whoo! 1624 01:26:59,027 --> 01:27:01,393 Ha ha! What are you doing? 1625 01:27:01,462 --> 01:27:03,666 - it's stuck. - stand back. 1626 01:27:07,035 --> 01:27:09,769 - I'll take care of this. - no, Hollywood, 1627 01:27:09,838 --> 01:27:11,704 this is my job. 1628 01:27:11,773 --> 01:27:14,610 You're not taking her to hauptmann-koenig, spretzle. 1629 01:27:17,112 --> 01:27:18,711 I won't allow it. 1630 01:27:18,780 --> 01:27:21,781 - let her go! - ha ha ha! 1631 01:27:21,850 --> 01:27:23,448 Hauptmann-koenig? 1632 01:27:23,517 --> 01:27:24,817 That dump? Are you crazy? 1633 01:27:24,886 --> 01:27:26,990 We are on our way to bermuda! 1634 01:27:28,356 --> 01:27:29,959 ( Count cackling ) 1635 01:27:30,793 --> 01:27:32,592 Look out! 1636 01:27:32,661 --> 01:27:33,930 Ooh! 1637 01:27:35,698 --> 01:27:37,430 Allow me. 1638 01:27:37,499 --> 01:27:38,964 - ahhh. - jason! 1639 01:27:39,033 --> 01:27:41,501 - Count: no jason for you! - jessie! 1640 01:27:41,570 --> 01:27:42,671 I guess I win it, right? 1641 01:27:43,504 --> 01:27:45,705 - ( horn honking ) - whoa! 1642 01:27:45,774 --> 01:27:46,571 Jessie: jason! 1643 01:27:46,640 --> 01:27:48,807 That must've been very painful, huh? 1644 01:27:48,876 --> 01:27:51,476 But enough of this. Now that we are finally alone at last 1645 01:27:51,545 --> 01:27:56,081 in our little balloon, how about a little smoochy-woochy? 1646 01:27:56,150 --> 01:27:59,018 - leave me alone. - ah ah ah ah ah. 1647 01:27:59,087 --> 01:28:02,689 - ah ah ah ah! - don't ever, ever refuse a count. 1648 01:28:02,758 --> 01:28:05,625 Hmm? See? Here we are. 1649 01:28:05,694 --> 01:28:09,362 - no! - ( Count cackling ) 1650 01:28:09,431 --> 01:28:11,796 - you want me! - stop it! Get away! 1651 01:28:11,865 --> 01:28:14,833 Spretzle, you let her go. Jason loves her. 1652 01:28:14,902 --> 01:28:18,570 - come on, my princess, you must learn to obey me. - stop it. 1653 01:28:18,639 --> 01:28:21,874 - not if I have anything to say about it. - jason! 1654 01:28:21,943 --> 01:28:24,613 Whoa! 1655 01:28:28,083 --> 01:28:30,519 Oh, I can't do it. 1656 01:28:31,019 --> 01:28:32,117 Good. 1657 01:28:32,186 --> 01:28:34,019 Good. That's very good. 1658 01:28:34,088 --> 01:28:35,855 But guess what? I can. 1659 01:28:35,924 --> 01:28:38,027 - whoa! - no, no! 1660 01:28:40,061 --> 01:28:41,427 Let him go! 1661 01:28:41,496 --> 01:28:43,366 Down, my little prince. Down you go. 1662 01:28:46,567 --> 01:28:49,502 - goodbye, my little pest. - in 1,000 years, 1663 01:28:49,571 --> 01:28:52,838 on a single day, only his true love may take the curse away. 1664 01:28:52,907 --> 01:28:54,710 No! Ooh! 1665 01:28:55,043 --> 01:28:56,709 ( laughs ) 1666 01:28:56,778 --> 01:28:58,781 Jason! It worked! 1667 01:28:59,648 --> 01:29:02,148 - ahh! - whoa! 1668 01:29:02,217 --> 01:29:04,753 - Jessie: oh, no! - catch him! 1669 01:29:05,754 --> 01:29:08,424 All: no! No! 1670 01:29:10,058 --> 01:29:12,525 - no. - oh, no. 1671 01:29:12,594 --> 01:29:15,895 All: oh, count. I can't believe it. 1672 01:29:15,964 --> 01:29:18,765 We've blown our trip to bermuda. 1673 01:29:18,834 --> 01:29:19,932 ( horn honking ) 1674 01:29:20,001 --> 01:29:23,402 Wait, if we be putting him back together 1675 01:29:23,471 --> 01:29:25,471 and finding him a true love, 1676 01:29:25,540 --> 01:29:27,039 he will be coming back to life! 1677 01:29:27,108 --> 01:29:28,874 All: ja! Ja! 1678 01:29:28,943 --> 01:29:31,110 Wait, look out! 1679 01:29:31,179 --> 01:29:33,782 Get out out out! Ahh! 1680 01:29:35,845 --> 01:29:38,521 All: nooo! 1681 01:29:40,121 --> 01:29:42,591 Oh, my prince. 1682 01:29:42,958 --> 01:29:44,652 My princess. 1683 01:29:44,721 --> 01:29:46,025 Forever. 1684 01:29:46,094 --> 01:29:47,763 And ever. 1685 01:30:00,674 --> 01:30:04,076 And that is the legend of count spretzle. 1686 01:30:04,145 --> 01:30:06,946 Of course, nobody really believes it. 1687 01:30:07,015 --> 01:30:08,948 Now if you'll come this way, 1688 01:30:09,017 --> 01:30:10,916 I'll show you our hall of galoshes. 1689 01:30:10,985 --> 01:30:15,622 ♪ Looking in your eyes, I see a paradise ♪ 1690 01:30:15,691 --> 01:30:17,957 ♪ This world that I found ♪ 1691 01:30:18,026 --> 01:30:20,793 ♪ Is too good to be true ♪ 1692 01:30:20,862 --> 01:30:22,928 ♪ Standing here beside you ♪ 1693 01:30:22,997 --> 01:30:25,632 ♪ Want so much to give you ♪ 1694 01:30:25,701 --> 01:30:27,633 ♪ This love in my heart ♪ 1695 01:30:27,702 --> 01:30:31,070 ♪ That I'm feeling for you ♪ 1696 01:30:31,139 --> 01:30:33,538 ♪ Let 'em say we're crazy ♪ 1697 01:30:33,607 --> 01:30:36,641 ♪ I don't care about that ♪ 1698 01:30:36,710 --> 01:30:38,611 ♪ Put your hand in my hand, baby ♪ 1699 01:30:38,680 --> 01:30:41,247 ♪ Don't ever look back ♪ 1700 01:30:41,316 --> 01:30:43,950 ♪ Let the world around us ♪ 1701 01:30:44,019 --> 01:30:46,251 ♪ Just fall apart ♪ 1702 01:30:46,320 --> 01:30:51,790 ♪ Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart ♪ 1703 01:30:51,859 --> 01:30:55,561 ♪ And we can build this dream together ♪ 1704 01:30:55,630 --> 01:30:58,197 ♪ Standing strong forever ♪ 1705 01:30:58,266 --> 01:31:01,934 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1706 01:31:02,003 --> 01:31:05,872 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1707 01:31:05,941 --> 01:31:08,207 ♪ We'll still have each other ♪ 1708 01:31:08,276 --> 01:31:10,976 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1709 01:31:11,045 --> 01:31:15,018 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1710 01:31:15,884 --> 01:31:17,153 ♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 1711 01:31:17,986 --> 01:31:20,853 ♪ I'm so glad I found you ♪ 1712 01:31:20,922 --> 01:31:23,188 ♪ I'm not gonna lose you ♪ 1713 01:31:23,257 --> 01:31:28,127 ♪ Whatever it takes, I will stay here with you ♪ 1714 01:31:28,196 --> 01:31:30,563 ♪ Take it to the good times ♪ 1715 01:31:30,632 --> 01:31:33,199 ♪ See it through the bad times ♪ 1716 01:31:33,268 --> 01:31:38,672 ♪ Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do ♪ 1717 01:31:38,741 --> 01:31:40,974 ♪ Let 'em say we're crazy ♪ 1718 01:31:41,043 --> 01:31:43,943 ♪ What do they know? ♪ 1719 01:31:44,012 --> 01:31:45,978 ♪ Put your arms around me, baby ♪ 1720 01:31:46,047 --> 01:31:48,948 ♪ Don't ever let go ♪ 1721 01:31:49,017 --> 01:31:51,250 ♪ Let the world around us ♪ 1722 01:31:51,319 --> 01:31:53,885 ♪ Just fall apart ♪ 1723 01:31:53,954 --> 01:31:59,025 ♪ Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart ♪ 1724 01:31:59,094 --> 01:32:03,029 ♪ And we can build this dream together ♪ 1725 01:32:03,098 --> 01:32:05,798 ♪ Standing strong forever ♪ 1726 01:32:05,867 --> 01:32:09,568 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1727 01:32:09,637 --> 01:32:13,172 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1728 01:32:13,241 --> 01:32:15,875 ♪ We'll still have each other ♪ 1729 01:32:15,944 --> 01:32:18,177 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1730 01:32:18,246 --> 01:32:21,951 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1731 01:32:22,685 --> 01:32:24,220 ♪ Oh, no, no ♪ 1732 01:32:25,954 --> 01:32:28,087 ♪ I'm so glad I found you ♪ 1733 01:32:28,156 --> 01:32:30,889 ♪ I'm not gonna lose you ♪ 1734 01:32:30,958 --> 01:32:35,761 ♪ Whatever it takes, I will stay here with you ♪ 1735 01:32:35,830 --> 01:32:37,964 ♪ Take it to the good times ♪ 1736 01:32:38,033 --> 01:32:40,834 ♪ See it through the bad times ♪ 1737 01:32:40,903 --> 01:32:45,939 ♪ Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do ♪ 1738 01:32:46,008 --> 01:32:48,942 ♪ Let 'em say we're crazy ♪ 1739 01:32:49,011 --> 01:32:51,210 ♪ What do they know? ♪ 1740 01:32:51,279 --> 01:32:53,646 ♪ Put your arms around me, baby ♪ 1741 01:32:53,715 --> 01:32:56,215 ♪ Don't ever let go ♪ 1742 01:32:56,284 --> 01:32:58,918 ♪ Let the world around us ♪ 1743 01:32:58,987 --> 01:33:01,220 ♪ Just fall apart ♪ 1744 01:33:01,289 --> 01:33:05,094 ♪ Baby, we can make it if we're heart to heart ♪ 1745 01:33:06,827 --> 01:33:10,324 ♪ And we can build this dream together ♪ 1746 01:33:10,393 --> 01:33:13,065 ♪ Standing strong forever ♪ 1747 01:33:13,134 --> 01:33:17,103 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1748 01:33:17,172 --> 01:33:20,807 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1749 01:33:20,876 --> 01:33:23,109 ♪ We'll still have each other ♪ 1750 01:33:23,178 --> 01:33:25,812 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1751 01:33:25,881 --> 01:33:28,415 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1752 01:33:28,484 --> 01:33:31,017 ♪ Ooh ♪ 1753 01:33:31,086 --> 01:33:35,721 ♪ All that I need is you ♪ 1754 01:33:35,790 --> 01:33:40,426 ♪ You're all that I ever need ♪ 1755 01:33:40,495 --> 01:33:44,733 ♪ And all that I want to do ♪ 1756 01:33:45,901 --> 01:33:48,434 ♪ Is hold you forever ♪ 1757 01:33:48,503 --> 01:33:52,041 ♪ Ever and ever ♪ 1758 01:33:53,375 --> 01:33:54,843 ♪ Hey! ♪ 1759 01:34:11,525 --> 01:34:15,389 ♪ And we can build this dream together ♪ 1760 01:34:15,458 --> 01:34:18,063 ♪ Standing strong forever ♪ 1761 01:34:18,132 --> 01:34:22,001 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1762 01:34:22,070 --> 01:34:25,772 ♪ And if this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1763 01:34:25,841 --> 01:34:28,040 ♪ We'll still have each other ♪ 1764 01:34:28,109 --> 01:34:31,010 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1765 01:34:31,079 --> 01:34:33,312 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1766 01:34:33,381 --> 01:34:35,749 ♪ We can build this dream together ♪ 1767 01:34:35,818 --> 01:34:37,916 ♪ Standing strong forever ♪ 1768 01:34:37,985 --> 01:34:42,054 - ♪ whoa oooo ♪ - ♪ nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1769 01:34:42,123 --> 01:34:43,889 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us ♪ 1770 01:34:43,958 --> 01:34:45,758 ♪ If this world runs out of lovers ♪ 1771 01:34:45,827 --> 01:34:48,093 ♪ We'll still have each other ♪ 1772 01:34:48,162 --> 01:34:51,030 ♪ Nothing's gonna stop us now ♪ 1773 01:34:51,099 --> 01:34:52,969 ♪ Oh, nooo. ♪ 1774 01:34:56,939 --> 01:34:58,274 ( roars ) 123886