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Kids, sometimes your relationship
goes so smoothly for so long
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that you think it will be
that way forever.
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It never is.
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Well, we just had our first fight.
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We had our first fight.
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Oh, no, what'd you fight about?
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Oh, no, what'd you fight about?
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A few months ago,
my architecture firm was approached
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to design this new building...
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It's this big skyscraper
in Spokane.
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It'd be a huge project
for his firm.
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And if we don't get it,
we could go under.
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So anyway, the head architect
unveils his new design
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to the whole company.
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- No.
- No.
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Yes.
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All skyscrapers
kind of look like a...
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Marshall,
it's a 78-story pink marble tower
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with a rounded top
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and two spherical
entryways at the front.
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Wow, so it's the whole package.
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- Yeah, you did.
- Had to.
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Oh, dude, if they're selling condos,
you got to get me in.
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And don't give me the shaft.
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- Yeah, you did.
- Had to.
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It's a travesty.
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It's gonna define
the skyline of the city.
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If it was me, I could've
designed something amazing.
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Instead, I'm spending 12 hours
a day designing the cornices.
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- Yeah, you did.
- That wasn't one.
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So you and Ted
had your first fight.
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It obviously ended well.
I mean, you're here with me.
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Actually,
it didn't end at all.
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I started getting bummed out,
so I came here.
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It's what I do.
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When my grandma died,
I got a perm.
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Ooh, two tragedies in one day.
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The thing is,
Ted has been literally
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complaining about work
nonstop for weeks.
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So, when I came over today,
I was kind of done.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- How was your day?
- Good.
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Wow, you're a great interviewer.
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Aren't you gonna ask
how my day was?
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No, I know how it was.
It was awful.
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Ooh, you want to rent
a movie tonight?
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You know, um...
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I listen to your work
stories all the time.
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Yeah, but...
and I don't want to be rude here,
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but my work stories
are interesting.
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I'm a television news reporter.
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- Robin...
- What?
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I knew exactly
what he was going to say.
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I was just helping him
get there faster.
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You should work
at a suicide hotline.
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And then it got ugly.
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What I don't do is tell you
the same story over and over again.
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I mean, you wouldn't
watch the same movie
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over and over again, would you?
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Maybe a great movie
like Die Hard.
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But Field of Dreams?
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Once is more than enough.
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So that's your go-to bad movie?
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The number one example
on the tip of your tongue
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of a bad movie is
Field of Dreams?
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It's about
ghost baseball players.
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I think it's stupid.
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So, now he's all mad at me
about the stupid movie.
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Robin, he's upset because
you wouldn't listen to him,
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not because you didn't like
some movie.
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How do you not like
Field of Dreams?!
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Listening is the foundation
of a relationship.
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And if he's really droning on,
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you can always practice
saying the alphabet backwards.
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You know, in case
you get pulled over for a DUI.
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I guess I don't know
how to do that.
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Yeah, it's really hard,
even when you're sober.
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That's what I tried
to explain to the cop.
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No, I mean, I guess I don't know
how to do this girlfriend thing.
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I've never been in a relationship
this serious before.
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I should probably go tell him
I'm sorry, shouldn't I?
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You're trying to do it right now,
aren't you?
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What the hell comes before "Q"?
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Then at the end of the movie when
he has a catch with his dad, like...
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like he never did when he was
young enough for it to matter.
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Can we talk about something else?
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You know what, dude?
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Forget about Robin, okay?
You're hanging with us tonight.
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I've got an awome party lined up.
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Oh, God.
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This gonna be another one
of your weird all-guy parties?
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That was a poker game.
What is wrong with you?
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No, it's the first law school
party of the year
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and it's gonna be awesome.
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I haven't seen this guys since,
like, last year
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before Lily and I broke up.
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So I'm gonna have
to break the news to everybody.
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It's really gonna bum them out.
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This party's gonna suck.
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Well, love to join you at that one.
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But I got tickets to Foxy Boxing.
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I wish I could join you guys,
but I got to get back
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to my apparently boring job.
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- Your job's not boring.
- Robin thinks so.
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Dude, lots of chicks
think architects are hot.
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Think about it,
you create something out of nothing.
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You're like God.
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There's nobody hotter than God.
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I love it when you quote Scripture.
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I'm telling you, you should use
the architect angle with the ladies.
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Okay, first of all,
I have a girlfriend.
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Second, the architect angle
doesn't even work on her.
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And, third, I can't imagine
that working on anyone ever.
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That's 'cause you're always like...
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Ted Mosby, architect.
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If it were me, I'd be like...
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Ted Mosby, architect.
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Anything sounds impressive when
it's said with the right attitude.
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Marshall Ericksen.
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Recently dumped
and heading to a lame party.
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Whoa. Whoa, ladies,
please take it easy.
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There's enough of me for everyone.
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Oh. Hi. Hello.
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All right. We're gonna take off..
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Wait up, I'll leave with you guys.
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Ted Mosby, architect.
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Trust me.
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Hey, just out of curiosity.
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If a guy told you
he was an architect,
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what would you think of that?
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Are you kidding?
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Architects are hot.
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How do you think Mr. Brady
scored a babe like Carol?
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Solid point.
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She did have hair of gold.
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- Yes, she did.
- Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Carl, is Ted still here?
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No.
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Hey, Lily.
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- You still single?
- Yes.
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You know... I've poured a lot of
free drinks for you over the years.
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A lot.
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Carl, do you really want
to be with a woman
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who would trade sex for beer?
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Only if you're into it.
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It's on me.
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Thanks.
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I wonder where Ted went.
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Ted Mosby, the architect?
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Actually, yeah.
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Oh, he is such a cool guy.
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He was here earlier.
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And what made you decide
you wanted to become an architect?
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Well, you know, soul of an artist,
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hands of a master craftsman.
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It was inevitable, I guess.
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I bet you can draw, can't you?
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You should draw me.
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Well, I could try, but you might end up
looking like a midcentury tri-level.
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Hey. If you want, my friend Marshall
invited me to this party we could all go to.
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Marshall's great.
He's just a lawyer,
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but somebody has to push the paper
around for us creative types.
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- Am I right?
- Yeah.
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He asked her to a party.
Oh, my God, are you okay?
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Okay? It's awesome.
It's a win-win.
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Ted got to vent
and I don't have to hear it.
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Maybe after he's done with
the talkie-talk, he'll come over
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and I'll get the fun part.
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What is wrong with you?
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God, I feel like I'm teaching
love as a second language here.
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Okay, you know how when
he tells you boring work stories
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you're supposed to listen?
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Well, when he picks up
some random girl at a bar,
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you're supposed to freak out.
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I'm not freaking out
because in my mind, she's fat.
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She's a kickboxing instructor.
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Her ass looks better than my face.
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All right, we'll swing by the party.
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Now the party was for
some of Marshall's classmates
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from Columbia Law School,
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who by day were some of the sharpest
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and most serious
young legal minds in the country.
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By night, however...
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Damn, these are some
drunk almost-lawyers.
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Okay! Seriously...
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who wants to shave my ass?!
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That guy went on to become
a Supreme Court justice.
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Okay, where are
the guys and the hooker?
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Yo, what's up, ladies?
Welcome to the party. Yeah!
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Just need you to sign
this release protecting the host
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from any and all responsibility
should you harm yourself
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or a third party.
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Then freakin' rage! Yeah!
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Hey, drunk legal dude, um...
have you seen Marshall Ericksen?
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He was with a guy named Ted.
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You mean Ted Mosby, the architect?
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Man, what a visionary.
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Yeah, they were here.
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Awards are nice,
they look good on my shelf.
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But none of that acclaim means
anything compared to the joy
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of seeing the sun rise over
your first building.
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Wow.
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I would love to watch
the sun rise with you.
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I know you would.
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It's the job.
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Dude. You should let us
shave your ass tonight.
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No way.
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Hey, Marshall, where's Lily?
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I didn't want to ruin the party
for everybody this early, but, uh...
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everyone take a seat.
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Um... Lily actually called off
the wedding this summer
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to go to San Francisco.
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So...
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we're broken up.
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Her name wasn't on
your lease, was it?
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'Cause if not, New York state law,
you're not obligated
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to give her half the deposit
when you move.
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Yeah, that's not really the part
I was worried about, guys.
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And don't forget the precedent set
by Smith v. Rosenblatt, '74.
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Any personal effects she left
in your house or dwelling
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become yours after 30 days.
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Guys, can we cease and desist
with the lawyer speak for a minute?
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Love died.
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The love that made you all believe
in love, that's dead now.
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You should sue her.
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Uh, really? On what ground, Kara?
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On the grounds of... shut up.
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That's our attorney general.
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See? Marshall's still hung up
on our breakup.
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Why? Because I listened to him.
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It was a strong
and nurturing relationship
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that I threw away like old gum.
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Not that I'm worried or anything,
but, um, back to the sun rising
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over Ted and, uh... oh,
what tasteful way did you describe her?
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The girl with the smackable ass.
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Yes, that's the young lady.
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So, I know the bouncer
at this techno club, Posers.
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Do you feel like dancing?
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Yeah, okay.
There is no way Ted went dancing.
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Ted hates clubs.
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Hell, yeah. I love clubs.
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I mean, I was going to design
a cathedral tonight,
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kind of take a whack at the whole
relationship between God and man conundrum.
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But sure, let's go dancing.
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Wait, let me just check
with my friend.
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Okay.
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Hey, Marshall. You up for
some super loud, repetitive music
249
00:11:07,049 --> 00:11:09,004
that hasn't changed
since the mid-90s?
250
00:11:09,018 --> 00:11:11,654
Um... only always.
251
00:11:12,260 --> 00:11:13,586
Let's go.
252
00:11:14,101 --> 00:11:17,323
Dancing?
He went dancing with this girl?
253
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,504
Okay, maybe this is a little bad.
254
00:11:19,518 --> 00:11:22,174
Dancing is bad.
Dancing leads to sex.
255
00:11:22,189 --> 00:11:24,466
Did you grow up
in that Footloose town?
256
00:11:24,480 --> 00:11:26,896
I'm calling him.
I'm telling him that I was wrong
257
00:11:26,911 --> 00:11:30,326
and I'm sorry, and I totally want to
listen to his stupid stories.
258
00:11:30,341 --> 00:11:34,353
Yeah, think of another way
to phrase that and you'll be fine.
259
00:11:35,479 --> 00:11:37,266
He's not answering.
260
00:11:37,278 --> 00:11:39,273
Calling Marshall.
261
00:11:41,700 --> 00:11:42,596
Hello.
262
00:11:42,610 --> 00:11:45,324
Marshall, hi, it's Robin.
Can I talk to Ted?
263
00:11:45,339 --> 00:11:47,116
Oh, Robin, hi.
264
00:11:47,130 --> 00:11:51,093
Um, no, Ted's not here tonight.
He's, uh... he's working.
265
00:11:51,108 --> 00:11:54,796
Uh, okay. Bye.
266
00:11:56,298 --> 00:11:58,246
Marshall just lied.
267
00:11:58,639 --> 00:12:00,793
Ted's cheating on me.
268
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:09,845
Excuse me. I'm looking for
a couple guys who came in here earlier.
269
00:12:09,862 --> 00:12:12,598
One's about six-four, 210,
sandy brown hair.
270
00:12:12,613 --> 00:12:14,947
And the other's a cheating bastard.
271
00:12:14,960 --> 00:12:16,868
You're going to need
to refresh my memory.
272
00:12:16,883 --> 00:12:21,286
Okay, fella, baby knows
how this game's played.
273
00:12:21,692 --> 00:12:23,927
How's a $20 help your memory?
274
00:12:23,941 --> 00:12:26,717
Thanks, but seriously,
it was crazy tonight.
275
00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:29,388
You really do need
to refresh my memory.
276
00:12:29,403 --> 00:12:31,146
Then can I have the...?
277
00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:32,888
That's cool. You keep that.
278
00:12:32,900 --> 00:12:35,328
So these guys--
one of them's an architect.
279
00:12:35,340 --> 00:12:36,785
Ted Mosby, the architect?
280
00:12:36,801 --> 00:12:37,875
That's the one.
281
00:12:37,892 --> 00:12:40,137
Oh, yeah, he was here.
282
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:44,065
And then I was all, "No, Frank Gehry.
You're on your own this time."
283
00:12:44,082 --> 00:12:47,948
And that, my dear,
was the end of that hack's career.
284
00:12:48,192 --> 00:12:50,485
I live across the street.
285
00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:52,695
That is one hell of a non sequitur.
286
00:12:52,711 --> 00:12:54,106
You want to come over?
287
00:12:54,123 --> 00:12:56,407
Well, I don't know.
288
00:12:56,441 --> 00:12:58,908
But I suppose I should at least
give you a ride home.
289
00:12:58,922 --> 00:13:00,396
Hop on.
290
00:13:00,641 --> 00:13:02,286
I'll see you at book club, Vinny.
291
00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:04,927
- Yeah. I'll be bringing the crudit�s.
- Nice.
292
00:13:06,432 --> 00:13:08,326
Dude, dude, what are you doing?
293
00:13:08,343 --> 00:13:09,808
Galloping.
294
00:13:09,822 --> 00:13:13,598
You proved it, all right? The whole
Ted Mosby, architect things works.
295
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:15,816
Architects rule! Whoo-hee!
296
00:13:15,831 --> 00:13:17,717
Aren't you a little worried
that a certain somebody
297
00:13:17,730 --> 00:13:19,707
might find out that
you're doing this?
298
00:13:19,723 --> 00:13:21,047
This isn't you, Ted.
299
00:13:21,062 --> 00:13:22,926
It is tonight.
300
00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:24,696
Whoo!
301
00:13:27,231 --> 00:13:29,416
You know this girl.
Where does she live?
302
00:13:29,431 --> 00:13:32,127
I'm not telling you that
for less than 20 bucks.
303
00:13:32,141 --> 00:13:34,437
- Well, I'm out of money.
- I'm cashed, too.
304
00:13:34,451 --> 00:13:35,928
I'll take your purse.
305
00:13:35,942 --> 00:13:36,835
My purse?
306
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:39,097
Yeah, my girl likes clutches.
307
00:13:40,363 --> 00:13:42,248
Okay, fine.
308
00:13:42,653 --> 00:13:46,535
You should tell her that looks
really good with a chocolate boot.
309
00:13:47,032 --> 00:13:49,658
Bitch is lucky I brought
my small purse.
310
00:13:49,672 --> 00:13:52,017
No room for my gun. Here.
311
00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:54,327
Now where does the rodeo slut live?
312
00:13:54,342 --> 00:13:57,818
The building with the green light,
apartment 3-C.
313
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,368
Oh, my God, Robin,
314
00:13:59,383 --> 00:14:02,047
are you going to kick
this girl's ass?
315
00:14:02,062 --> 00:14:03,445
Yeah...
316
00:14:03,463 --> 00:14:05,695
and steal her purse.
317
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,496
I can't believe
he's cheating on me.
318
00:14:10,510 --> 00:14:11,828
You know how many times
I could have cheated?
319
00:14:11,842 --> 00:14:13,386
Six... no seven.
320
00:14:13,403 --> 00:14:15,968
And you know two of them,
and they would surprise you.
321
00:14:16,353 --> 00:14:18,408
3-C, let's do this. You ready?
322
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,948
Should I just kick the door in?
323
00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:22,135
Those are really nice heels
and you already lost the purse.
324
00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:24,068
Let's see if it's unlocked.
325
00:14:24,953 --> 00:14:26,816
It's unlocked.
326
00:14:26,832 --> 00:14:30,806
Okay, get in there
and kick some spankable ass.
327
00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,578
Robin.
328
00:14:35,002 --> 00:14:37,396
- I'm the problem.
- What?
329
00:14:37,412 --> 00:14:38,738
You were right.
330
00:14:38,753 --> 00:14:40,125
I don't know how to be a girlfriend.
331
00:14:40,143 --> 00:14:41,908
I took the nicest guy in the world
332
00:14:41,923 --> 00:14:43,686
and I made him a cheater.
333
00:14:43,701 --> 00:14:46,298
Well, don't stand out here
and beat yourself up.
334
00:14:46,310 --> 00:14:48,048
Get in there and beat Ted up.
335
00:14:48,060 --> 00:14:50,385
I'll handle the slutty kickboxer.
336
00:14:50,401 --> 00:14:52,586
Actually, I'll take Ted.
337
00:14:52,860 --> 00:14:55,578
- Let's do this.
- Bring it.
338
00:15:16,240 --> 00:15:17,927
What do you think you're...?
339
00:15:18,671 --> 00:15:19,865
Barney?
340
00:15:19,881 --> 00:15:22,865
Thank God you're here.
Can you help with this? I need nails.
341
00:15:24,130 --> 00:15:26,825
Okay, I'm totally lost here.
Where's Ted?
342
00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,708
Ted? He's at work.
343
00:15:28,722 --> 00:15:30,607
How did you get here?
344
00:15:30,933 --> 00:15:33,878
Awesome story. As per usual.
345
00:15:34,170 --> 00:15:36,918
How do you think Mr. Brady
scored a babe like Carol?
346
00:15:36,930 --> 00:15:38,268
Solid point.
347
00:15:38,283 --> 00:15:41,185
- And she did have hair of gold.
- Yes, she did.
348
00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:43,297
Sorry, I forgot my binocs
for Foxy Boxing.
349
00:15:43,311 --> 00:15:46,545
Whoo, looks like things just got
a little foxier right here.
350
00:15:46,562 --> 00:15:48,215
Yes, they did.
And you're just in time.
351
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:52,217
Girls, I got to go, but I'm leaving you
in very good, if slightly sullied hands.
352
00:15:52,233 --> 00:15:55,218
Don't go. We don't even know your name
to look out for your buildings.
353
00:15:55,232 --> 00:15:57,296
Yeah, stay.
354
00:15:58,472 --> 00:16:00,275
Excuse us for one second.
355
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:04,285
Okay, you were right--
the architect thing totally works.
356
00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:07,058
But I've got a girlfriend
and I've got to get back to work.
357
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,718
This project is getting
harder and harder.
358
00:16:09,730 --> 00:16:11,846
- Yeah, you did.
- Yeah, had to.
359
00:16:11,861 --> 00:16:13,107
See ya.
360
00:16:14,381 --> 00:16:17,757
Sorry, my, uh...
intern had to leave.
361
00:16:17,771 --> 00:16:19,647
Oh, well, that's too bad.
362
00:16:19,661 --> 00:16:21,746
I'm Anna, by the way.
363
00:16:23,303 --> 00:16:26,665
Ted Mosby... architect.
364
00:16:27,720 --> 00:16:30,858
But none of that acclaim means
anything compared to the joy
365
00:16:30,870 --> 00:16:34,418
of seeing the sun rise
over your first building.
366
00:16:36,170 --> 00:16:39,198
- Dude, dude, what are you doing?
- Galloping.
367
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:43,676
All right, you proved it. The whole
Ted Mosby, architect thing works.
368
00:16:43,693 --> 00:16:45,907
Architects rule! Whoo-hoo.
369
00:16:45,923 --> 00:16:49,058
Aren't you afraid a certain somebody
might find out about this?
370
00:16:49,071 --> 00:16:51,106
I mean, this isn't you, Ted.
371
00:16:51,123 --> 00:16:53,148
It is tonight.
372
00:16:53,991 --> 00:16:56,048
And that led to a couple of hours
373
00:16:56,063 --> 00:17:00,015
that I cannot, as a gentleman,
divulge to you.
374
00:17:00,030 --> 00:17:02,968
We did it right here,
and here and here.
375
00:17:04,210 --> 00:17:07,067
But why would you use
Ted's name?
376
00:17:07,081 --> 00:17:09,435
I've had some recent bad press
on the World Wide Web.
377
00:17:09,450 --> 00:17:13,338
So I'm taking a T.O. on the whole
"using my real name" thing.
378
00:17:14,240 --> 00:17:17,727
Oh, this is great.
It wasn't Ted. Everything's okay.
379
00:17:17,741 --> 00:17:19,696
Everything isn't okay.
380
00:17:19,713 --> 00:17:24,066
Look at me. I'm acting crazy
and jealous and paranoid.
381
00:17:24,080 --> 00:17:26,858
This is how people act
in relationships.
382
00:17:26,870 --> 00:17:29,738
And that's why
I avoid relationships.
383
00:17:30,322 --> 00:17:31,588
Well, guess what,
384
00:17:31,602 --> 00:17:34,808
I haven't been crazy or jealous
or paranoid in months,
385
00:17:34,822 --> 00:17:38,106
and I really miss it.
386
00:17:38,463 --> 00:17:41,087
And thus ended this chapter of,
"Let's pour our hearts out
387
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,408
in the bedroom of Barney's
one-night stand."
388
00:17:43,423 --> 00:17:45,387
Come on, let's go before
she gets out of the shower.
389
00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:47,918
You're such a pig.
You're not even going to say good-bye?
390
00:17:47,931 --> 00:17:51,625
I'll have you know
I composed a lovely form letter
391
00:17:51,643 --> 00:17:54,055
for use in just such an occasion.
392
00:17:54,523 --> 00:17:57,218
Just fill out her name and then...
393
00:17:58,482 --> 00:18:00,138
Something with a "A."
394
00:18:00,152 --> 00:18:02,805
A... A...
395
00:18:03,201 --> 00:18:05,778
I'll just put "resident."
396
00:18:07,710 --> 00:18:10,066
Go, go, go, go.
397
00:18:15,990 --> 00:18:18,155
Robin took a long walk that night.
398
00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:20,857
She thought about how opening
yourself up to another person
399
00:18:20,873 --> 00:18:24,215
usually means opening yourself up
to going a little crazy.
400
00:18:24,231 --> 00:18:28,025
She thought about how much easier
it was just to be alone.
401
00:18:28,671 --> 00:18:30,895
And then she came to see me.
402
00:18:30,911 --> 00:18:35,366
# And I am nothing of a builder #
403
00:18:35,652 --> 00:18:40,328
# But here I dreamt I was an architect... #
Hey.
404
00:18:40,750 --> 00:18:42,095
Hey.
405
00:18:42,353 --> 00:18:45,066
- What are you doing here?
- I brought donuts.
406
00:18:45,081 --> 00:18:47,858
And I don't want to brag,
but they're filled with jelly.
407
00:18:48,470 --> 00:18:49,826
Thanks.
408
00:18:52,273 --> 00:18:55,145
So, uh... how was your night?
409
00:18:55,160 --> 00:18:58,405
It was... fine. Nothing exciting.
410
00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,837
How was yours?
411
00:19:01,830 --> 00:19:04,665
You really want to hear about
boring architect stuff?
412
00:19:04,681 --> 00:19:06,675
Yes, I do.
413
00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:09,465
I'm sorry about earlier.
414
00:19:09,921 --> 00:19:12,606
To tell you the truth, I never
even saw all of Field of Dreams.
415
00:19:12,620 --> 00:19:15,035
I fell asleep half way through.
416
00:19:15,053 --> 00:19:17,245
What? The best part's
the last 20 minutes.
417
00:19:17,263 --> 00:19:19,925
Well, maybe they should have moved that
part up a little bit earlier, 'cause...
418
00:19:19,942 --> 00:19:21,996
You know what, um...
419
00:19:22,011 --> 00:19:24,955
What I'm trying to say is...
420
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:28,298
I love being the person
you bitch to.
421
00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:33,408
So how was your day,
Mr. Architect?
422
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,876
Oh, I like the way
you say that.
423
00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:38,706
Hey, you want to see
the building
424
00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,935
that will make every man
in Spokane feel inadequate?
425
00:19:40,952 --> 00:19:42,638
Obviously.
426
00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,335
- Wow.
- Yeah.
427
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,628
You know, you didn't mention
all the foliage around the base.
428
00:19:47,642 --> 00:19:49,516
If you trim that back,
the rest would look bigger.
429
00:19:49,531 --> 00:19:51,745
You don't have to tell me.
430
00:19:53,230 --> 00:19:57,006
And, um... just for fun, I've...
431
00:19:57,021 --> 00:20:00,885
I've sort of been working on my own idea
of what I think the building should be.
432
00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:07,176
What do you think?
433
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:11,967
You know that time we went to Spokane
and I pointed out that skyscraper?
434
00:20:11,980 --> 00:20:14,757
That was the first building
I ever designed.
435
00:20:14,772 --> 00:20:19,277
And that night was the first time
I showed anyone my first drawing of it.
436
00:20:19,670 --> 00:20:21,295
Wow.
437
00:20:21,761 --> 00:20:24,225
Ted, this is amazing.
438
00:20:24,241 --> 00:20:26,157
Thanks.
439
00:20:27,552 --> 00:20:30,108
It's not like it will ever
come to anything.
440
00:20:30,122 --> 00:20:31,877
I don't know.
441
00:20:32,201 --> 00:20:34,337
It might come to something.
442
00:20:34,551 --> 00:20:39,508
You know, girls find
architects very hot.
443
00:20:43,163 --> 00:20:45,127
Okay,
444
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:49,538
but I don't want you expecting
78 stories or anything.
445
00:20:56,732 --> 00:20:58,846
"Dear Resident...
446
00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:01,779
The time we spent together,
however long it was,
447
00:21:01,793 --> 00:21:03,647
meant the world to me.
448
00:21:03,663 --> 00:21:06,579
I would love to see you again,
but unfortunately, I cannot.
449
00:21:06,591 --> 00:21:10,067
You see, I am a ghost.
450
00:21:10,081 --> 00:21:12,987
I can't only materialize
once every decade
451
00:21:13,004 --> 00:21:15,509
on the anniversary of my death.
452
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,658
I chose to spend my one day among
the living with you,
453
00:21:18,672 --> 00:21:20,717
sweet... Resident.
454
00:21:20,731 --> 00:21:23,638
Perhaps we will meet again
in another decade,
455
00:21:23,653 --> 00:21:25,957
provided you keep your figure.
456
00:21:25,972 --> 00:21:29,498
Until then, all my love
from the beyond.
457
00:21:29,511 --> 00:21:31,226
Barney."
458
00:21:31,933 --> 00:21:33,836
Barney?
459
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:37,547
Who the hell is Barney?
460
00:21:38,161 --> 00:21:41,907
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