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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:13,000 --> 00:00:15,120 I have loved a lot of people. 2 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:16,760 And every one has broken my heart. 3 00:00:16,760 --> 00:00:18,560 You're not gonna break my heart, are you? 4 00:00:18,560 --> 00:00:20,560 Probably. 5 00:00:20,560 --> 00:00:22,880 - I've just had a call. - Who was it? 6 00:00:22,880 --> 00:00:24,000 My father. 7 00:00:24,000 --> 00:00:25,960 Little Archie, all grown up. 8 00:00:25,960 --> 00:00:27,480 Hello, Dad. 9 00:00:27,480 --> 00:00:29,240 It's your mother I'm talking about. 10 00:00:29,240 --> 00:00:30,000 What about her? 11 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,000 What about her? 12 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:32,320 She's still alive. 13 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:33,920 Where is she? 14 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,600 Fishponds Asylum. 15 00:00:35,600 --> 00:00:36,880 Argh! 16 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:39,200 - You're evil! - I did it for you! 17 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,680 Hello, Mother. 18 00:00:47,400 --> 00:00:49,000 It's your son, Mrs Leach. 19 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:51,640 Oh, where's Archie? Where's my little Archie? 20 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:00,000 I never thought for one moment I'd ever meet 21 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:01,880 I never thought for one moment I'd ever meet 22 00:02:01,880 --> 00:02:04,240 a real-life movie star. 23 00:02:04,240 --> 00:02:06,680 Is that what he does, that man? 24 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:09,960 He's an actor, he's called Cary Grant, Mrs Leach. 25 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,720 I'll be back to turn out the light. 26 00:02:13,080 --> 00:02:14,840 That's not right. 27 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:18,160 No. 28 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:30,000 Uh... 29 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,920 Uh... 30 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:32,440 Hello, Eric. 31 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,000 Hello, Archie. 32 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,320 Or should I call you Cary? 33 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,480 Well, that's what most people call me. 34 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:42,040 - Thanks for coming to meet me. - Any time. 35 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:46,320 We are family, aren't we? After a fashion. 36 00:02:46,320 --> 00:02:48,440 Yes. Well, about that. 37 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:52,760 I'd really rather my mother didn't know that I had a half-brother. 38 00:02:52,760 --> 00:02:57,040 And it follows that it would serve no purpose at all for her 39 00:02:57,040 --> 00:02:59,400 ever to lay eyes on my father again. 40 00:02:59,400 --> 00:03:00,000 I understand. 41 00:03:00,000 --> 00:03:00,800 I understand. 42 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:03,080 If she knew what he'd done, 43 00:03:03,080 --> 00:03:05,760 I think it would probably kill her. 44 00:03:05,760 --> 00:03:09,120 What'll you do? Take her with you back to America? 45 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:13,080 Not immediately, the doctors think the move would be too much for her. 46 00:03:13,080 --> 00:03:15,280 Luckily, she doesn't understand what's happening. 47 00:03:15,280 --> 00:03:18,240 She thinks she's only been there a couple of years. 48 00:03:19,360 --> 00:03:21,760 He doesn't know I've come here today. 49 00:03:23,240 --> 00:03:25,200 He's not been too well, see. 50 00:03:25,200 --> 00:03:27,200 I-I think he would like the chance... 51 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:28,560 No. 52 00:03:33,120 --> 00:03:35,240 You tell him these exact words. 53 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:38,800 Our paths will cross no more. 54 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,240 I would like to stay in touch with you though. 55 00:03:44,240 --> 00:03:47,560 And I'd really appreciate having someone here... 56 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:50,160 to keep an eye on my mother. 57 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:53,560 You know, I'd make it worth your while? 58 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,560 I don't want any money. 59 00:03:55,560 --> 00:03:58,880 That's very decent of you, old chap, but I, uh... 60 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,000 I'll have to insist. 61 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:00,840 I'll have to insist. 62 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:06,640 What'll I tell her? 63 00:04:06,640 --> 00:04:09,240 You know, when I meet her? 64 00:04:09,240 --> 00:04:13,720 Oh, well, uh, just say you're, uh, Uncle Joseph's son. 65 00:04:13,720 --> 00:04:15,560 She didn't like their side of the family, 66 00:04:15,560 --> 00:04:18,280 she didn't keep in touch with them and she'll have no idea. 67 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,600 Good chap. 68 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:27,200 Thanks, Eric. 69 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,360 You'll be hearing from me. 70 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:42,360 All set, Mum? 71 00:04:43,920 --> 00:04:46,360 Mrs Leach? It's time to go. 72 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,240 Come on, Mum. You don't want to stay here any longer, do you? 73 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,800 Where are you taking me? 74 00:04:56,800 --> 00:04:58,760 To Clifton. 75 00:04:58,760 --> 00:05:00,000 You always said you wanted to live there. Do you remember? 76 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,680 You always said you wanted to live there. Do you remember? 77 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:05,360 You're Cary Grant. 78 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:12,080 Not to you, Mum. 79 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:13,760 I'm just Archie. 80 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,400 It's okay, Elsie. 81 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:45,960 Go away. 82 00:05:45,960 --> 00:05:47,840 Here we go! 83 00:05:47,840 --> 00:05:50,960 I thought maybe... maybe you're feeling a bit peckish. 84 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:53,600 Tons of salt and vinegar, just the way you used to like it. 85 00:05:54,920 --> 00:05:56,120 Uh... 86 00:05:58,760 --> 00:06:00,000 Mm, it's hot. 87 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:00,560 Mm, it's hot. 88 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:04,320 Try one. 89 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,680 How's that? 90 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:17,000 Hmm. 91 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:18,880 Where's your father, Archie? 92 00:06:21,120 --> 00:06:22,600 Dad? 93 00:06:22,600 --> 00:06:24,800 He's, um... 94 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:27,280 Dad died... 95 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:29,440 a long time ago, I'm sorry. 96 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,000 No, I... 97 00:06:33,640 --> 00:06:35,280 ..I thought so. 98 00:06:37,200 --> 00:06:39,800 Otherwise, he'd have come to get me, wouldn't he? 99 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,480 Mm-hm. 100 00:06:41,480 --> 00:06:44,560 Poor man. He must have died of a broken heart, 101 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:47,760 being separated from his wife all those years. 102 00:06:52,160 --> 00:06:55,000 Yes, I expect that's what happened, exactly. 103 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:02,680 - And what about you? - Me? 104 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,480 Why didn't you come and get me? Why? 105 00:07:04,480 --> 00:07:06,600 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 106 00:07:06,600 --> 00:07:08,920 I-I-I wanted to. 107 00:07:08,920 --> 00:07:12,360 You know, every time I asked, they said you were not ready, 108 00:07:12,360 --> 00:07:14,120 you couldn't come home. 109 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:44,560 Here you go, Mother. 110 00:08:06,480 --> 00:08:08,160 Come in, come in. 111 00:08:08,160 --> 00:08:10,840 Now the driver will bring up your bag in a second. 112 00:08:12,440 --> 00:08:14,600 This is it. What do you think? 113 00:08:18,400 --> 00:08:21,240 It's your new home, Mum. 114 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,040 Will you... Will you live here with me? 115 00:08:25,040 --> 00:08:29,200 I... I'd like to. I have a career in America. 116 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,080 And... And a wife. 117 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:35,320 - A wife? - Yes. Well... 118 00:08:35,320 --> 00:08:37,960 in name mostly, we're not getting on so well at the moment. 119 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:39,000 But yes. 120 00:08:39,000 --> 00:08:41,520 You don't need a wife now you've got me. 121 00:08:42,840 --> 00:08:44,480 You won't be alone. 122 00:08:44,480 --> 00:08:47,480 You've got help here for as long as you need. 123 00:08:48,560 --> 00:08:51,560 And I'll make sure you have everything you want, everything. 124 00:08:51,560 --> 00:08:54,520 You'll be safe here, you'll be happy. 125 00:08:54,520 --> 00:08:56,840 I mean, it is splendid, isn't it? 126 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:19,840 Cary, they're all so beautiful! 127 00:09:19,840 --> 00:09:22,360 You're so generous! 128 00:09:22,360 --> 00:09:24,920 Okay, next up, Yves Saint Laurent. 129 00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,480 Oh, wow! Wow! 130 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,960 You are very, very beautiful. 131 00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:06,880 On the inside and out, you are a beautiful person. 132 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:10,320 Why did that sound ominous? 133 00:10:10,320 --> 00:10:12,040 Well, it shouldn't. 134 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,920 Everything is copacetic. 135 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:16,200 What in God's name does that mean? 136 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,200 Uh, well... 137 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:21,240 Um, well, very satisfactory. 138 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:23,120 In perfect order. 139 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:28,440 You have the most amazing taste of anybody I've ever known. 140 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,000 Oh, I thank you. 141 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:30,560 Oh, I thank you. 142 00:10:30,560 --> 00:10:33,600 Really. I thank my father for my sense of style. 143 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,040 That's nice. 144 00:10:38,040 --> 00:10:40,320 That's the first time I've heard you mention him. 145 00:10:42,000 --> 00:10:44,080 It's the only good thing he ever gave me. 146 00:10:45,200 --> 00:10:48,080 Cary, why did you buy me a whole new wardrobe? 147 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:51,320 Ah, well now, that's where it gets interesting. 148 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:54,160 Because, you see, England's not known for its balmy weather 149 00:10:54,160 --> 00:10:57,360 and I want to make sure you keep warm. 150 00:10:57,360 --> 00:10:59,640 England? 151 00:10:59,640 --> 00:11:00,000 I have to go to London for a meeting with the producer 152 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:02,280 I have to go to London for a meeting with the producer 153 00:11:02,280 --> 00:11:05,360 and director of the Audrey Hepburn movie... 154 00:11:05,360 --> 00:11:08,000 Obviously, pay a visit to my mother. 155 00:11:08,000 --> 00:11:13,120 And I, um, I wondered if you weren't busy, 156 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:15,400 if you might come with me? 157 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:16,720 Are you kidding? 158 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,920 About Elsie Leach? Never. 159 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:22,120 Oh, my God, I'm so excited! 160 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:23,280 Okay! 161 00:11:23,280 --> 00:11:24,560 Great. 162 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:27,800 I have to go and choose some new outfits! 163 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:01,760 It's that one. 164 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,280 - Are you ready? - Do I look okay? 165 00:12:12,280 --> 00:12:13,800 Yes. 166 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,200 Hello? 167 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,480 - Oh! - Hello, hello! 168 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:25,320 Ooh! 169 00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:27,960 Mother, this is Dyan, I told you about. 170 00:12:27,960 --> 00:12:30,000 She is very important to me. 171 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:30,800 She is very important to me. 172 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:32,720 Oh, so this is the latest one, is it? 173 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,200 I'm very pleased to meet you, Mrs Leach. 174 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:41,200 Well, come in, then! Come in! 175 00:12:43,080 --> 00:12:46,680 Oh, Mrs Mapley in the butcher's said she saw you in the Doris Day film 176 00:12:46,680 --> 00:12:49,320 and you were very dashing. 177 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,080 I haven't seen it myself. 178 00:12:51,080 --> 00:12:53,480 I'm sorry, but I was saving up to watch it with you. 179 00:12:53,480 --> 00:12:55,440 Ah. Da-da! 180 00:12:57,360 --> 00:12:59,120 - What's that? - Well, it's for you. 181 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:00,000 To keep you warm. 182 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,360 To keep you warm. 183 00:13:01,360 --> 00:13:03,960 - When? - When you go out? 184 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,480 I seldom go anywhere these days. 185 00:13:05,480 --> 00:13:07,400 Well... 186 00:13:07,400 --> 00:13:10,360 - Come on. Try it on. - No, no. 187 00:13:10,360 --> 00:13:13,840 Why don't you try it on, Betsy? I'm not in the mood. 188 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,680 Her name's Dyan, Mother. 189 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:17,960 Well, I'm afraid I can't keep track of them all. 190 00:13:20,720 --> 00:13:24,800 - Here, I'll model it for you. - Okay. 191 00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:26,320 - Here. - Oh... 192 00:13:26,320 --> 00:13:27,760 Oh, my God! 193 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,760 - What about that? - It's amazing. 194 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:30,000 - Cary, this is beautiful. - You keep it, then, dear. 195 00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:32,600 - Cary, this is beautiful. - You keep it, then, dear. 196 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:35,840 I shan't be getting the wear out of it. 197 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,880 - I'll hang it up somewhere. - Right. 198 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,080 And when the winter comes, you'll be glad of it. 199 00:13:53,760 --> 00:13:56,520 So where did he meet you, then, Betsy? 200 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,000 There's a big difference in your ages, isn't there? 201 00:14:01,080 --> 00:14:04,880 I'll admit I am much younger than your son, Mrs Leach. 202 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:06,840 But that doesn't mean I care about him any less 203 00:14:06,840 --> 00:14:09,480 or that we can't enjoy spending time together. 204 00:14:11,320 --> 00:14:13,840 Don't know what he wants to do for lunch, I've got nothing in. 205 00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:21,160 Would you excuse me for a moment? I just... 206 00:14:21,160 --> 00:14:23,200 want to see if he needs any help. 207 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,000 What are you doing? You can't just leave me in there with her? 208 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,800 What are you doing? You can't just leave me in there with her? 209 00:14:31,800 --> 00:14:34,760 It would have been a lot worse if I was in there. 210 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,800 She's trying to get a reaction out of me. 211 00:14:36,800 --> 00:14:38,720 She always does it. 212 00:14:38,720 --> 00:14:40,800 Honestly, you're better off by yourself. 213 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:42,280 Go, go. 214 00:14:48,280 --> 00:14:49,960 Not wanted out there either? 215 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:56,920 Is there anything I can do for you, Elsie? 216 00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,480 In what respect? 217 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,000 Well, I know about hair and make-up. 218 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,440 Well, I know about hair and make-up. 219 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:05,160 How about I do your hair for you or maybe your nails? 220 00:15:05,160 --> 00:15:08,800 You really are a fluttery little thing, aren't you? 221 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:10,960 No substance. 222 00:15:14,760 --> 00:15:18,840 Go on, then, you may do my nails if it makes you happy. 223 00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,920 Great. 224 00:15:23,840 --> 00:15:27,200 London was wonderful, it was my first visit. 225 00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:29,000 Cary had movie business there. 226 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:30,000 And, of course, this is my first visit to Bristol. 227 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,320 And, of course, this is my first visit to Bristol. 228 00:15:35,120 --> 00:15:38,320 It must be so good to have him back in your life again? 229 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,640 Yeah. 230 00:15:39,640 --> 00:15:41,960 It was very confusing at first. 231 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:47,360 Seeing him grown into a man. So tall and so good-looking. 232 00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,640 I thought we could be together again, 233 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,400 you know, but he... he went back to America, 234 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:55,400 and he just comes over to visit a couple of times a year. 235 00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:57,400 Why don't you come over there and live with him? 236 00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,280 I'm sure he'd love to have you. 237 00:15:59,280 --> 00:16:00,000 He's always coming up with excuses to stop me. 238 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,800 He's always coming up with excuses to stop me. 239 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:05,280 Well, I'll talk to him. 240 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:07,840 He wants to keep me in his little mother box, 241 00:16:07,840 --> 00:16:10,360 along with all his other boxes. 242 00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:14,560 Sorry, this is the only colour I had in my travel valise. 243 00:16:14,560 --> 00:16:17,240 And in any case, I don't think I'd be happy there. 244 00:16:17,240 --> 00:16:18,880 People are too vulgar. 245 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:21,360 You're absolutely right. 246 00:16:21,360 --> 00:16:23,360 They are terribly vulgar. 247 00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:29,200 He'll never take the place of his dad, that's for sure. 248 00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:30,000 I think he realises that. 249 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:30,840 I think he realises that. 250 00:16:32,440 --> 00:16:36,200 But every time he goes away, I do miss Archie so terribly. 251 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:42,880 Each time, it's... as if I've lost him again. 252 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,880 - He doesn't like red. - He'll love it because it's on you. 253 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:54,960 - No! No, dear! No! - Hold still, I'm nearly done. 254 00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:58,120 - I think they look terrific. - I said no! 255 00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:05,120 I don't want you here! I don't want you in my home! 256 00:17:05,120 --> 00:17:08,960 Look what you've done to me! You've made me look like a whore! 257 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:10,400 I don't want you here! 258 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:12,840 - Mother, let's not get overexcited! - Get her away from me! 259 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:15,600 Get her away! I want her gone! 260 00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:19,080 That was very unfair. 261 00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:22,160 Dyan was in tears when I got her back to the hotel. 262 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:24,120 She's not right for you. 263 00:17:24,120 --> 00:17:26,360 Now, where have I heard that before? 264 00:17:26,360 --> 00:17:28,320 Where d'you find her? Kindergarten? 265 00:17:28,320 --> 00:17:29,960 Now, now, don't be spiteful. 266 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,720 Who the hell is ever going to be right for me? 267 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:35,480 I can only say what I feel. 268 00:17:35,480 --> 00:17:37,440 You're not a toddler, and that's not true. 269 00:17:37,440 --> 00:17:39,360 You can keep your feelings to yourself. 270 00:17:39,360 --> 00:17:42,000 I don't think you really want me to settle down with anyone. 271 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,400 Oh, that's nonsense! 272 00:17:44,400 --> 00:17:46,720 I just want to see a little bit more of you, that's all. 273 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,040 Well, I'll... I'll try and get over more often. 274 00:17:51,880 --> 00:17:55,280 She said I could come over and live with you? 275 00:17:55,280 --> 00:17:58,400 You know that's not a good idea, the doctors say so. 276 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,000 The strain of the journey and new circumstances, surroundings, 277 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:01,760 The strain of the journey and new circumstances, surroundings, 278 00:18:01,760 --> 00:18:04,760 bacteria and germs and foreign water and... 279 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,040 You couldn't take it. Too risky. 280 00:18:08,560 --> 00:18:10,840 Sometimes you remind me so much of your father. 281 00:18:16,520 --> 00:18:18,320 I'd really appreciate it 282 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:21,400 if you didn't mention her coming to America again. 283 00:18:21,400 --> 00:18:23,160 Okay, I shouldn't have said that. 284 00:18:24,560 --> 00:18:27,720 But why can't she come and live with you? 285 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:30,000 Because when I'm around her, I'm the boy who, who... 286 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,200 Because when I'm around her, I'm the boy who, who... 287 00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:34,160 had nothing, had everything taken away. 288 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:37,760 And back home, I'm... I'm something. 289 00:18:37,760 --> 00:18:39,520 I'm Cary Grant. 290 00:18:39,520 --> 00:18:41,800 The two can never mix. 291 00:18:41,800 --> 00:18:44,040 She kept calling me Betsy. 292 00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,520 - She obviously liked her? - Oh, God, no. 293 00:18:46,520 --> 00:18:49,560 She was horrible to her. To all my ex-wives. 294 00:18:49,560 --> 00:18:51,280 She just wants me to herself. 295 00:18:51,280 --> 00:18:54,160 She even hated Barbara who she never met, 296 00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:56,600 because she found out her family had owned Woolworth's 297 00:18:56,600 --> 00:18:58,520 and she hadn't got a discount voucher. 298 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,960 I don't know. 299 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,760 I can never give her her son back. 300 00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,640 She can never give me my childhood. 301 00:19:09,840 --> 00:19:12,720 We're stuck in an endless cycle... 302 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:16,520 ..of pain and shame. 303 00:19:19,640 --> 00:19:21,440 Or she is, at least. 304 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,600 I've got you now. 305 00:19:26,680 --> 00:19:30,000 For which I am incredibly grateful. 306 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:30,880 For which I am incredibly grateful. 307 00:19:44,040 --> 00:19:47,440 So I'll make up the sofa as a bed. 308 00:19:47,440 --> 00:19:49,280 No. 309 00:19:49,280 --> 00:19:51,600 I want you in my bed. 310 00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:53,840 With me. 311 00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:55,800 Are you sure? 312 00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:57,680 Yeah. 313 00:19:57,680 --> 00:19:59,880 It's the right time. 314 00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:46,000 Why didn't you finish? 315 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,520 Well, why do you think? 316 00:20:53,800 --> 00:20:55,640 But I told you, I'm wearing a cap. 317 00:20:58,960 --> 00:21:00,000 We don't want to take any chances. 318 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:01,080 We don't want to take any chances. 319 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,360 I bring gifts! And exciting news! 320 00:21:33,360 --> 00:21:34,800 Hey, babe! 321 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:38,280 Hey, baby! Hey, baby! Mwah! 322 00:21:39,520 --> 00:21:41,600 Oh, I'm sorry! 323 00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:43,320 I didn't realise you had company. 324 00:21:43,320 --> 00:21:46,080 Hello, darling. This is, uh, Dr Hartman. 325 00:21:46,080 --> 00:21:47,920 Morty to his friends. 326 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,880 - How do you do? - Pleased to meet you. 327 00:21:49,880 --> 00:21:52,040 And this is Bangs. 328 00:21:52,040 --> 00:21:54,120 - You're not sick? - No, no, no, darling. 329 00:21:54,120 --> 00:21:57,480 Dr Hartman's here to, um, supervise a therapy session. 330 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:00,000 He's my wise Mahatma. 331 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,800 He's my wise Mahatma. 332 00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:03,400 Oh... 333 00:22:03,400 --> 00:22:05,680 Er, perhaps you would like to join us, Dyan? 334 00:22:05,680 --> 00:22:08,520 No, thank you. I'm not into anything like that. 335 00:22:10,200 --> 00:22:12,920 Dr Hartman, would you excuse us for a moment? 336 00:22:12,920 --> 00:22:14,360 Of course. 337 00:22:23,920 --> 00:22:25,800 Do you have to do this right now? 338 00:22:25,800 --> 00:22:27,280 Well, I'm sorry but... 339 00:22:27,280 --> 00:22:29,600 Cary, you know how I feel about drugs. 340 00:22:29,600 --> 00:22:30,000 Well, it's always a very difficult time 341 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,960 Well, it's always a very difficult time 342 00:22:31,960 --> 00:22:34,240 when I come back from visiting my mother. 343 00:22:35,880 --> 00:22:38,640 I would like us to experience things. Well, everything... 344 00:22:38,640 --> 00:22:39,880 together. 345 00:22:42,280 --> 00:22:45,240 It's perfectly safe. I've done it dozens of times. 346 00:22:48,160 --> 00:22:52,600 Well, you know, if you're not happy, then forget it. 347 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:54,160 It's fine. 348 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:58,360 All right, Bangs, we'll forget it. 349 00:22:58,360 --> 00:22:59,880 Woof! 350 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:03,960 And what was your news? 351 00:23:03,960 --> 00:23:07,120 Oh! Danny Kaye wants me to be on his TV show. 352 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:10,120 He's offered me one of the singing slots. Isn't that fantastic? 353 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,400 Singing? Are you sure? 354 00:23:12,400 --> 00:23:14,760 It could lead to other things. I'm so excited! 355 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,600 Oh, that's great. 356 00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:22,440 Aren't you happy for me? 357 00:23:22,440 --> 00:23:25,960 If it makes you happy, then it makes me happy. 358 00:23:29,600 --> 00:23:30,000 Oh, I... I got ice cream. 359 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,640 Oh, I... I got ice cream. 360 00:23:31,640 --> 00:23:33,600 I should put it in the freezer. 361 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:39,560 - I can take Bangs for a bit? - No. 362 00:23:56,720 --> 00:23:59,000 CARY: I can understand, people get scared of drugs. 363 00:24:04,120 --> 00:24:05,320 Hey! 364 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:08,360 Are you coming in? 365 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,040 Great. 366 00:24:16,600 --> 00:24:18,120 I'm nervous about this. 367 00:24:18,120 --> 00:24:20,040 Sure. 368 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:21,600 It's going to be fine. 369 00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:23,280 I promise you. 370 00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:25,040 Better than fine. 371 00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,280 L'chaim! 372 00:24:39,480 --> 00:24:41,560 Just put it under your tongue, Dyan. 373 00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:48,680 And now sit back and relax. 374 00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:07,080 I can see the air. 375 00:25:10,760 --> 00:25:14,280 Cary, these horses are so beautiful! 376 00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:17,040 I'm just going to walk around here for a little bit. 377 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,880 Ah... Ah... 378 00:25:23,880 --> 00:25:26,320 - Ah... - Stop squeezing me! 379 00:25:26,320 --> 00:25:28,560 - Oh... - I'm just walking again! 380 00:25:28,560 --> 00:25:29,720 Oh... 381 00:25:30,960 --> 00:25:32,720 - Cary? - Hmm? 382 00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:34,680 - It's not working. - Hmm? 383 00:25:34,680 --> 00:25:36,040 Cary, it's not working! 384 00:25:36,040 --> 00:25:38,240 Cary, I don't feel good. 385 00:25:38,240 --> 00:25:39,600 Hmm? 386 00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:42,040 I feel sick. 387 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,240 I don't feel good. I don't like it. 388 00:25:44,240 --> 00:25:46,680 I don't like it, Cary! I'm scared! 389 00:25:46,680 --> 00:25:49,440 Dyan, you can ask the universe anything you want. 390 00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:52,000 I don't like it! Make it stop! 391 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:08,720 Welcome back, sweet child. 392 00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:10,200 How are you feeling? 393 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:13,600 What happened? 394 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:15,640 You were having a bad reaction, 395 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:18,600 so Dr Hartman gave you some Secanol to bring you down. 396 00:26:21,600 --> 00:26:23,840 How long have I been asleep? 397 00:26:23,840 --> 00:26:25,520 Eighteen hours. 398 00:26:27,040 --> 00:26:29,280 Can I get you some tea? 399 00:26:32,320 --> 00:26:34,800 I feel like I've been run over by a truck. 400 00:26:38,800 --> 00:26:40,840 I am never doing that again. 401 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,840 From Television City in Hollywood, 402 00:26:46,840 --> 00:26:48,840 it's The Danny Kaye Show. 403 00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:50,400 Camera's rolling! 404 00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,040 Five, four... 405 00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:58,280 Our next guest is a bright, talented, charming young lady 406 00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,000 making a name for herself on stage and screen. 407 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:00,760 making a name for herself on stage and screen. 408 00:27:00,760 --> 00:27:03,840 Ladies and gentlemen, we're delighted to welcome 409 00:27:03,840 --> 00:27:05,960 Miss Dyan Cannon. 410 00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,880 Danny thinks I should do some cabaret dates. 411 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,000 Maybe even a tour. He wants to talk to me about it tonight. 412 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,160 Maybe even a tour. He wants to talk to me about it tonight. 413 00:28:31,160 --> 00:28:34,360 Hey, get dressed! Everybody'll be here soon. 414 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:37,840 Oh, this place is a... Well, it used to be a bastion of peace for me. 415 00:28:37,840 --> 00:28:40,600 It's a party. It'll be fun. 416 00:28:40,600 --> 00:28:42,080 Oh, yes? 417 00:28:46,120 --> 00:28:47,960 What on earth are you wearing? 418 00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,040 You don't like it? 419 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,800 What about all the clothes I bought you? 420 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,360 Is there nothing there that meets with your approval? 421 00:28:57,360 --> 00:28:59,240 Cary, please don't sulk. 422 00:28:59,240 --> 00:29:00,000 I just grabbed this outfit without thinking. 423 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,320 I just grabbed this outfit without thinking. 424 00:29:01,320 --> 00:29:02,520 I'm not sulking, dear child. 425 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,400 I'm just perplexed why you want to look so vulgar. 426 00:29:07,680 --> 00:29:10,200 Do you have nothing to say about how I did tonight? 427 00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:11,880 In what sense? 428 00:29:11,880 --> 00:29:16,280 Not one word on Danny's show. It was a big deal for me. 429 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,880 And what about me doing cabaret? 430 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:19,800 Well, you did very well tonight. 431 00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,360 But as for cabaret dates, if we're going to be together, 432 00:29:22,360 --> 00:29:25,640 I would really like to see you from time to time. 433 00:29:25,640 --> 00:29:29,400 You know, my job is not being Cary Grant's latest girlfriend, 434 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:30,000 just sitting around waiting for his call. 435 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,400 just sitting around waiting for his call. 436 00:29:32,400 --> 00:29:33,720 Asshole! 437 00:29:35,360 --> 00:29:36,560 I see. 438 00:30:06,560 --> 00:30:09,440 - Do you want to cut in? - I'm going to get some ice. 439 00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,640 You know, Dyan... 440 00:30:14,640 --> 00:30:17,120 men who have difficult relationships with their mothers 441 00:30:17,120 --> 00:30:20,040 always carry it over to the women they love. 442 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,360 So I said to him, 443 00:30:26,360 --> 00:30:28,520 "With one as big as that, you ought to be in a circus!" 444 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:30,000 Okay, who's for some champagne? 445 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,800 Okay, who's for some champagne? 446 00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,160 Here we go! 447 00:30:37,680 --> 00:30:40,760 They've agreed to everything, your fee, 448 00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:43,720 to you producing it, 75% of the gross. 449 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:47,520 And after a year, the movie belongs to you. 450 00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:50,360 Yes. I don't know, Stanley. 451 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,320 I'm worried about it. 452 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,720 Audrey Hepburn is 25 years younger than me. 453 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:58,040 Won't the audience begin to think I'm some kind of cradle snatcher? 454 00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,000 Did you hear what a deal I just got you? 455 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,400 Did you hear what a deal I just got you? 456 00:31:01,400 --> 00:31:02,840 Yes, yes. 457 00:31:02,840 --> 00:31:04,600 Hey, Dyan! 458 00:31:04,600 --> 00:31:06,840 Will you tell Cary that he's not too old 459 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,400 to have a relationship with Audrey Hepburn? 460 00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:12,400 Audrey Hepburn? She's older than me. 461 00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,160 It's my screen persona, silly child. 462 00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,520 Just... just leave it. 463 00:31:20,600 --> 00:31:23,960 So, it's okay to have a "silly child" like me in real life, 464 00:31:23,960 --> 00:31:26,520 but in La La Land, it makes you look ridiculous? 465 00:31:26,520 --> 00:31:28,640 I... 466 00:31:28,640 --> 00:31:30,000 Well, she's certainly spirited. 467 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:30,960 Well, she's certainly spirited. 468 00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:34,920 I don't know why she has to make such a show of everything. 469 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:42,600 - Oh, Cary, no, no. - No! 470 00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,840 Stanley, I won't have it under my roof. 471 00:31:54,320 --> 00:31:57,800 My personal life is none of anyone else's business. 472 00:31:57,800 --> 00:32:00,000 Surely even you understand that? 473 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:03,000 "Even me"? So I'm dumb, am I? 474 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,120 A little scatterbrain with no point of view? 475 00:32:05,120 --> 00:32:07,200 That's not what I meant. I'm saying Cary Grant 476 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,920 is a character that I have created. 477 00:32:08,920 --> 00:32:11,600 I have to be very careful about how he's perceived. 478 00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,120 If it's not what you meant, then why did you say it? 479 00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:16,360 - You obviously feel it. - Oh, God! 480 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,360 Another fucking argument about nothing! 481 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,480 Do you live to goad and infuriate me? 482 00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,160 Because it's all about you, isn't it? 483 00:32:24,160 --> 00:32:28,080 Cary Grant. Well, you're him and he's you. 484 00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:30,000 If you don't understand the hypocrisy in your position, 485 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,520 If you don't understand the hypocrisy in your position, 486 00:32:30,520 --> 00:32:32,840 then clearly you're the dumb one in this relationship! 487 00:32:32,840 --> 00:32:35,160 I'm going to talk to my business partner. You stay here. 488 00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:37,360 Stay away from us! 489 00:32:37,360 --> 00:32:39,840 Your life is so sad. 490 00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,320 Is that so? 491 00:32:41,320 --> 00:32:44,080 Look at all of these invitations in the mail. 492 00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,880 All of the names in your address book. 493 00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:48,480 And who do you spend your time with? Stanley Fox. 494 00:32:48,480 --> 00:32:51,040 What? You're worried Stanley's going to hear me? 495 00:32:51,040 --> 00:32:53,960 Yes, I bloody am! It's rude. When did you get to be so insolent? 496 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,720 When did you get to be such a jerk? 497 00:32:55,720 --> 00:32:59,600 Everything's a fucking confrontation with you! 498 00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:00,000 You mistake a different point of view for a confrontation. 499 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,560 You mistake a different point of view for a confrontation. 500 00:33:02,560 --> 00:33:06,200 Yes, I am young, which means I want to have some fun! 501 00:33:06,200 --> 00:33:07,560 I want to go out and play! 502 00:33:07,560 --> 00:33:10,920 I am so bored of living up on this hill and doing nothing! 503 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,160 Will you shut the fuck up? 504 00:33:21,680 --> 00:33:24,840 - I'm done. I'm leaving. - Good! 505 00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:27,960 And you can take that fucking rat with you! 506 00:33:27,960 --> 00:33:29,280 Oh, fuck off! 507 00:33:30,840 --> 00:33:33,720 - Mr Grant? - I'm fine! So... 508 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,680 I'm fine. Thank you, Mae. 509 00:33:49,080 --> 00:33:50,560 So, how's Dyan? 510 00:33:50,560 --> 00:33:55,920 Yes, of course you know her name now, don't you? 511 00:33:55,920 --> 00:33:59,320 We're not together any more. She left me. 512 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,000 Oh, the cheek of it! 513 00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:01,120 Oh, the cheek of it! 514 00:34:02,480 --> 00:34:04,480 She's uncontrollable, that one. 515 00:34:04,480 --> 00:34:06,360 That's for sure. 516 00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,440 So, who are you with now? 517 00:34:10,080 --> 00:34:11,400 Nobody. 518 00:34:11,400 --> 00:34:13,000 Just me. 519 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:16,160 Anyway, it's nice that you came to see me. 520 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,320 Well, I had a script conference anyway 521 00:34:18,320 --> 00:34:20,080 for a new movie I'm doing so... 522 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,560 Got to have an excuse to visit me? 523 00:34:23,560 --> 00:34:25,280 Mum, I'm tired, I'm jet-lagged. 524 00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:27,160 Let's please not have an argument, all right? 525 00:34:28,920 --> 00:34:30,000 I don't think I really want to do it any more. 526 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,200 I don't think I really want to do it any more. 527 00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,400 Nobody wants to see an old man in his 60s up on the screen. 528 00:34:35,400 --> 00:34:37,320 Young people don't know who I am, 529 00:34:37,320 --> 00:34:40,560 I'm just some old geezer with a weird accent. 530 00:34:40,560 --> 00:34:43,560 Well, if you are thinking of giving up your career, you... 531 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:46,120 you've no need to stay out there in America, have you? 532 00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:50,600 Why don't you come over here and live with me, mm? 533 00:34:50,600 --> 00:34:52,960 - Mm-hm. - Well, why not? 534 00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:56,080 I'm lonely and I imagine you are too now. 535 00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:00,000 Yeah. You know, I might just take you up on that. 536 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:00,160 Yeah. You know, I might just take you up on that. 537 00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,400 But first, I'm going to take you for some fish and chips. 538 00:35:05,400 --> 00:35:06,880 - Oh, you spoil me! - I'm starving. 539 00:35:06,880 --> 00:35:08,080 Oh, lovely! 540 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:10,520 Exit music, please. And... 541 00:35:10,520 --> 00:35:14,040 - One, two, three... - I can't dance any more! 542 00:35:29,720 --> 00:35:30,000 And action! 543 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:32,200 And action! 544 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:33,800 I don't bite, you know. 545 00:35:35,240 --> 00:35:36,640 Unless it's called for. 546 00:35:39,800 --> 00:35:41,600 How would you like a spanking? 547 00:35:41,600 --> 00:35:44,320 How would you like a punch on the nose? 548 00:35:44,320 --> 00:35:46,480 Stop treating me like a child! 549 00:35:46,480 --> 00:35:48,440 Then stop behaving like one. 550 00:35:48,440 --> 00:35:50,520 If you want to tell me what's troubling you, fine. 551 00:35:50,520 --> 00:35:52,800 If not, it's late, I'm tired and I want to go home to bed. 552 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:54,960 Do you know what's wrong with you? 553 00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:56,840 No. What? 554 00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,360 Nothing. 555 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,040 And cut! 556 00:36:07,040 --> 00:36:09,800 Yeah, I think it really works. 557 00:36:09,800 --> 00:36:12,880 Audrey's the aggressor here, she's the one hitting on you. 558 00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:14,080 Happy? 559 00:36:14,080 --> 00:36:16,040 Jumping for joy. 560 00:36:19,120 --> 00:36:22,240 It doesn't sound like you're over this girl. 561 00:36:22,240 --> 00:36:25,160 Well, I mean, it's over. 562 00:36:25,160 --> 00:36:27,400 I mean, it's done and dusted really. 563 00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,680 Then why are you still talking about her? 564 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:30,000 You say you don't want her and she clearly doesn't want you. 565 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:33,880 You say you don't want her and she clearly doesn't want you. 566 00:36:33,880 --> 00:36:36,040 So that's it, isn't it? 567 00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:40,600 I mean, I'm too old for her. 568 00:36:40,600 --> 00:36:43,440 And, anyway, she's too young for me, that's for sure. 569 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,800 Cary, darling, I don't want to be rude, 570 00:36:47,800 --> 00:36:50,560 but you are in danger of being boring. 571 00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:52,920 Ah... 572 00:36:52,920 --> 00:36:54,720 Forget her. Move on. 573 00:36:54,720 --> 00:36:56,440 It's not like there aren't 574 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:58,680 plenty of other opportunities out there for you. 575 00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,920 You're right. Thank you. 576 00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:03,280 You're right. 577 00:37:03,280 --> 00:37:04,960 Okay, guys. Can we have you back on set? 578 00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,240 Yeah. 579 00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:24,120 - Hello, Mother dear. - 'Hello, Cary.' 580 00:37:24,120 --> 00:37:25,680 'How is it over there?' 581 00:37:25,680 --> 00:37:28,960 Did Archie get the photos I sent you? 582 00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:30,000 Yes, he did. 583 00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,560 Yes, he did. 584 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,600 'I had them taken specially. 585 00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:41,800 'I'm a young old mother, don't you think, dear?' 586 00:37:44,920 --> 00:37:47,440 - Oh, you look lovely. - 'Yeah, well...' 587 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:52,840 I took your suggestion and I went to look at the most wonderful house. 588 00:37:52,840 --> 00:37:57,520 'Your cousin Eric came with me. It's five bedrooms, Westbury Park.' 589 00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,520 I think it would be perfect for us. 590 00:37:59,520 --> 00:38:00,000 Well, that's great. 591 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,920 Well, that's great. 592 00:38:01,920 --> 00:38:03,840 Maybe I should buy it? 593 00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:07,320 Archie, you make me so happy. 594 00:38:07,320 --> 00:38:10,520 So, when do you think you'll come home to me, my love? 595 00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:13,600 Oh, I don't know. 596 00:38:15,360 --> 00:38:16,720 Maybe soon. 597 00:38:16,720 --> 00:38:19,440 Well, as long as it's what you want. 598 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:23,080 - Hmm. - 'That's my only concern.' 599 00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:26,120 Oh, someone's at the door, Mother. I have to go. 600 00:38:26,120 --> 00:38:27,640 You keep well. 601 00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,640 - Don't do this, Dyan. - 'I can't... No, please.' 602 00:38:36,640 --> 00:38:38,040 - I love you and... - 'No, Cary...' 603 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,120 ..I know you love me. 604 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:43,400 'They're just words, Cary. They're very easy to say. 605 00:38:43,400 --> 00:38:45,880 'Please don't call me any more.' 606 00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:47,360 But... 607 00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:04,560 Did you... Did you like it? 608 00:39:04,560 --> 00:39:06,560 I loved him in that. I thought he was so cool. 609 00:39:06,560 --> 00:39:09,360 No way. I got... 610 00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,840 Oh, my God. 611 00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,320 Go, go and see what he wants. 612 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:21,200 - Dyan? Go! - Oh... 613 00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,520 Hi. Hi. 614 00:39:29,960 --> 00:39:30,000 What are you doing here? 615 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,640 What are you doing here? 616 00:39:31,640 --> 00:39:33,960 I... I have to ask you a question. 617 00:39:33,960 --> 00:39:35,760 And it couldn't wait? 618 00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:36,960 No. 619 00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:41,480 - Can we just, uh... - No! 620 00:39:44,560 --> 00:39:46,480 What do you want to know? 621 00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:50,200 Will you marry me? 622 00:39:55,520 --> 00:39:56,880 That's how you ask me? 623 00:40:00,240 --> 00:40:02,920 You behaved like a pig and now... 624 00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:05,000 Why? What's changed? 625 00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:10,160 Because... 626 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:16,080 ..my life doesn't make any sense without you. 627 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:18,400 Because you're... you're everything. 628 00:40:18,400 --> 00:40:20,280 You're perfect. 629 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:23,080 Because... 630 00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:26,360 And I behaved badly because I... 631 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:30,000 I was so scared of how much I need you. 632 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,320 I was so scared of how much I need you. 633 00:40:30,320 --> 00:40:32,320 How much I love you. 634 00:40:34,440 --> 00:40:36,280 Do you want me to go down on one knee? 635 00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:38,320 - No, no. I... No. - No? 636 00:40:39,240 --> 00:40:40,800 No. 637 00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,680 - Oh! No. Yes! - Yes? 638 00:40:45,040 --> 00:40:46,720 - No! - What are you saying? 639 00:40:47,840 --> 00:40:49,120 Yes. 640 00:40:49,120 --> 00:40:50,440 - Yes? - Yes! 641 00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:52,560 - Really? - Yes. 642 00:40:52,560 --> 00:40:53,720 Oh, my God! 643 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,280 Hmm! 644 00:40:58,040 --> 00:40:59,840 She said yes! 645 00:41:21,720 --> 00:41:23,200 I love you. 646 00:41:25,840 --> 00:41:27,440 I love you too. 647 00:41:35,880 --> 00:41:39,360 - Good morning, Cary Grant. - Ah, Dyan Cannon! 648 00:41:39,360 --> 00:41:41,040 As I live and breathe! 649 00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:44,240 Hey, these are really good. 650 00:41:47,640 --> 00:41:50,560 - Where did you find that? - In your drawer. 651 00:41:50,560 --> 00:41:52,520 I woke up feeling starved. 652 00:41:52,520 --> 00:41:54,480 So, you looked in my drawer? 653 00:41:56,080 --> 00:41:59,040 It's probably not the most recommended breakfast food 654 00:41:59,040 --> 00:42:00,000 by nutritionists. 655 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:00,640 by nutritionists. 656 00:42:00,640 --> 00:42:02,680 It is good. They're very hard to come by. 657 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,320 I had them imported. 658 00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:07,840 - You don't mind, do you? - No. Of course not. 659 00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:16,000 This is perfect. 660 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:18,360 I'm so happy. 661 00:42:18,360 --> 00:42:19,680 Ah! 662 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,800 Me too. Perfect. 663 00:42:28,160 --> 00:42:30,000 "Dearest Mother, the reason for my letter 664 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:31,040 "Dearest Mother, the reason for my letter 665 00:42:31,040 --> 00:42:32,960 is I have some wonderful news. 666 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:37,200 I have proposed to Dyan and we are soon to be wed. 667 00:42:37,200 --> 00:42:41,040 We look forward to seeing you again soon as a happily married couple. 668 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:43,480 Your loving son, Archie." 669 00:42:43,480 --> 00:42:46,720 Hello, Elsie! It's just me, Eric. 670 00:42:50,320 --> 00:42:51,640 Are you all right, love? 671 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,680 I want you to go. 672 00:42:58,480 --> 00:43:00,000 Archie told me to look in on you. 673 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,360 Archie told me to look in on you. 674 00:43:00,360 --> 00:43:02,360 Go on, get out. 675 00:43:02,360 --> 00:43:05,360 - Are you sure you're all right? - Get out! Now! 676 00:43:08,440 --> 00:43:11,520 And tell him he's making the biggest mistake of his life! 677 00:43:21,480 --> 00:43:23,440 No, I don't like it. 678 00:43:23,440 --> 00:43:25,840 Well, tell them to look again. 679 00:43:25,840 --> 00:43:28,080 Well, tell them it has to be done, it's not a choice. 680 00:43:28,080 --> 00:43:30,000 Don't run, please! 681 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:30,160 Don't run, please! 682 00:43:30,160 --> 00:43:32,320 - It buzzes me up. - "Hi, Dyan." 683 00:43:32,320 --> 00:43:33,760 Shh! 684 00:43:33,760 --> 00:43:37,160 Yes. All right, well, just tell him it has to. 685 00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,320 Then that'll be fine. Okay, bye-bye. 686 00:43:40,320 --> 00:43:41,720 Yes? 687 00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:45,080 Oh! 688 00:43:45,080 --> 00:43:47,640 "Oh, you've brought me a treat, how thoughtful." 689 00:43:47,640 --> 00:43:50,040 Wonderful! Thank you so much, my dear child. 690 00:43:52,240 --> 00:43:53,360 Ah! 691 00:43:58,800 --> 00:44:00,000 Mmm! 692 00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:04,320 I love plastic cheese! 693 00:44:04,320 --> 00:44:05,720 Mmm! 694 00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:17,440 Cary, if I ask you a question, will you give me an honest answer? 695 00:44:17,440 --> 00:44:18,880 Of course. 696 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:22,520 Have you had a change of heart? 697 00:44:24,440 --> 00:44:26,760 Why would you ask that? 698 00:44:26,760 --> 00:44:29,680 When I'm with you, it's like half the time, you're not even there. 699 00:44:29,680 --> 00:44:30,000 And when you are, you criticise me non-stop. 700 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,560 And when you are, you criticise me non-stop. 701 00:44:32,560 --> 00:44:35,320 "Don't slam the door. Always use a coaster. 702 00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:37,320 Close your mouth when you're relaxing it." 703 00:44:37,320 --> 00:44:40,280 And then just now, I was excited to see you, for God's sake. 704 00:44:41,760 --> 00:44:44,000 What's your point? 705 00:44:44,000 --> 00:44:47,320 My point is, if something's bothering either one of us, 706 00:44:47,320 --> 00:44:50,080 we should be able to talk about it with each other. 707 00:44:50,080 --> 00:44:52,920 That's the kind of marriage I want. And I hope you do too. 708 00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,280 Do you still want to marry me? 709 00:44:58,280 --> 00:44:59,480 Look... 710 00:45:14,560 --> 00:45:16,080 I'm sorry. 711 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,960 It's nothing to do with you, it's work. 712 00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:21,640 I've been having trouble deciding on my next project. 713 00:45:21,640 --> 00:45:24,840 I... I'm finding it increasingly... I... 714 00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:27,960 I don't know who I'm supposed to be out there. 715 00:45:27,960 --> 00:45:30,000 Okay. So everything's okay between us? 716 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:30,200 Okay. So everything's okay between us? 717 00:45:30,200 --> 00:45:33,040 Yes, of course, everything's fine. 718 00:45:33,040 --> 00:45:34,840 We're great. 719 00:45:37,440 --> 00:45:40,720 I needed to hear that. Today of all days. 720 00:45:42,280 --> 00:45:44,000 I have something for you. 721 00:45:44,000 --> 00:45:45,400 Oh, okay. 722 00:45:55,760 --> 00:45:57,640 You're gonna be a father. 49048

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