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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,900 --> 00:00:07,179 foreign 2 00:00:03,450 --> 00:00:07,179 [Music] 3 00:00:16,500 --> 00:00:21,300 mental illness it's a chemical imbalance 4 00:00:19,740 --> 00:00:22,619 that can make you see things that aren't 5 00:00:21,300 --> 00:00:24,300 there hear things that aren't there make 6 00:00:22,619 --> 00:00:26,580 you extremely happy or horribly 7 00:00:24,300 --> 00:00:28,740 depressed it's the same symptoms as 8 00:00:26,580 --> 00:00:30,840 being in love love 9 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:32,700 is mental illness because love will 10 00:00:30,840 --> 00:00:34,200 actually make you check into a mental 11 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:36,660 hospital for three months to protect 12 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:39,180 your family your best friend and your 13 00:00:36,660 --> 00:00:41,100 girlfriend from being prosecuted and I'm 14 00:00:39,180 --> 00:00:43,200 not mad about that you know and just 15 00:00:41,100 --> 00:00:47,040 because those three months turned into 16 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:49,260 eight years I'm I'm not mad but today I 17 00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:51,420 get out yeah and it's been eight years 18 00:00:49,260 --> 00:00:56,640 and and they're they're late to pick me 19 00:00:51,420 --> 00:00:59,340 up and I am not mad oh 20 00:00:56,640 --> 00:01:01,520 he's my therapist Dr bunny buddy 21 00:00:59,340 --> 00:01:04,940 snuggles mcfluffer PhD 22 00:01:01,520 --> 00:01:04,940 I'm not mad 23 00:01:05,339 --> 00:01:08,780 he says I'm making progress 24 00:01:08,840 --> 00:01:13,080 all right we got one week until Titus 25 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:17,580 gets out of the mental hospital now 26 00:01:13,080 --> 00:01:21,360 that's not right the home too elderly 27 00:01:17,580 --> 00:01:22,680 brain Rehabilitation facility hey do you 28 00:01:21,360 --> 00:01:26,659 think Titus will still know how to speak 29 00:01:22,680 --> 00:01:26,659 English or will he be all like 30 00:01:29,119 --> 00:01:34,579 he was in a mental hospital not running 31 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:37,320 a taco truck oh God that sounds racist 32 00:01:34,579 --> 00:01:38,759 Hispanic dining motorhome plus you know 33 00:01:37,320 --> 00:01:41,280 they put him on medication I just hope 34 00:01:38,759 --> 00:01:43,799 that he's not all like a zombie well if 35 00:01:41,280 --> 00:01:45,780 he is I will Detox him 36 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:47,820 I'll Stratton down to a bed and even if 37 00:01:45,780 --> 00:01:50,119 he hallucinates and screams I'll get 38 00:01:47,820 --> 00:01:53,520 that mock your office back if he dies 39 00:01:50,119 --> 00:01:56,060 well he dies 40 00:01:53,520 --> 00:01:56,060 Dave 41 00:01:56,720 --> 00:02:02,280 I know I asked you to do that so that I 42 00:01:59,579 --> 00:02:06,799 I could feel him but it never works you 43 00:02:02,280 --> 00:02:06,799 got to come up with your own thing oh um 44 00:02:06,840 --> 00:02:11,220 ow it's better where's papa Titus all 45 00:02:10,020 --> 00:02:13,920 right he went down South for business 46 00:02:11,220 --> 00:02:15,959 hey yeah Titus gets back we let him know 47 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:18,840 he don't run stuff 48 00:02:15,959 --> 00:02:21,420 yes right because we killed it while he 49 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:25,160 was gone in fact we did better than he 50 00:02:21,420 --> 00:02:25,160 did when he was here yeah 51 00:02:25,739 --> 00:02:29,400 noticed Aaron is stoked about Titus 52 00:02:27,959 --> 00:02:32,760 coming back next Saturday 53 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:34,800 she's like way way happier well she's 54 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:36,420 not happy because of Titus I wonder if 55 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:38,280 Titus didn't even recognize her like 56 00:02:36,420 --> 00:02:40,080 those like those chimps they sent into 57 00:02:38,280 --> 00:02:42,239 outer space 58 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,440 what yeah when they came back from 59 00:02:42,239 --> 00:02:45,420 orbiting the Earth they don't even 60 00:02:43,440 --> 00:02:46,980 recognize their own families I think 61 00:02:45,420 --> 00:02:48,720 it's because when you're a big fancy 62 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:51,120 astronaut you don't want to hang out 63 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:52,560 with people who throw their own poop yet 64 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:55,319 I have to 65 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:59,280 Titus you escaped why didn't you pick me 66 00:02:55,319 --> 00:03:02,480 ow that was perfect 67 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:02,480 God I missed that 68 00:03:03,200 --> 00:03:09,120 hang on you busted out without us oh 69 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:12,780 that's great I go out and get a brand 70 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:14,819 new balaclava but nobody cares 71 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:16,019 Titus family rule three four two if 72 00:03:14,819 --> 00:03:17,220 you're in a locked facility and you 73 00:03:16,019 --> 00:03:18,720 write a letter to your family don't put 74 00:03:17,220 --> 00:03:19,560 any amusing thoughts or hope 's about 75 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,180 breaking 76 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:23,400 a family main or the meaning of the word 77 00:03:21,180 --> 00:03:26,060 love but not know the meaning of the 78 00:03:23,400 --> 00:03:26,060 word felony 79 00:03:30,480 --> 00:03:35,280 okay what the hell are you doing here 80 00:03:33,420 --> 00:03:38,000 we're busting you out what prepare to 81 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,000 fly Little Birds 82 00:03:40,500 --> 00:03:47,060 pet 83 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:47,060 on the queen six Checkmate damn it 84 00:03:47,800 --> 00:03:55,379 [Music] 85 00:03:53,099 --> 00:03:57,290 so is it true what they say about the 86 00:03:55,379 --> 00:04:03,930 crazy chicks 87 00:03:57,290 --> 00:04:03,930 [Applause] 88 00:04:04,680 --> 00:04:09,540 that was right before my mental 89 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:12,540 evaluation and because of it two years 90 00:04:09,540 --> 00:04:16,340 was added to my recovery because Tommy 91 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:19,500 and Dave are raging morons oh sorry 92 00:04:16,340 --> 00:04:21,959 facts don't need quotes 93 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:25,380 sorry okay 94 00:04:21,959 --> 00:04:29,880 when do I get out 95 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:33,500 next Saturday hmm yet I'm here it is a 96 00:04:29,880 --> 00:04:33,500 quandary ah wow 97 00:04:36,320 --> 00:04:42,240 no no I mean what the hell guys I'm 98 00:04:39,360 --> 00:04:43,440 getting out of a mental hospital and 99 00:04:42,240 --> 00:04:45,780 then you guys don't pick me up and make 100 00:04:43,440 --> 00:04:48,240 me wait for hours well time is an 101 00:04:45,780 --> 00:04:49,440 imaginary construct created by man to 102 00:04:48,240 --> 00:04:53,220 enslave us 103 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:56,540 oh wait is it these summer solstice uh I 104 00:04:53,220 --> 00:04:56,540 don't know we're not Druids 105 00:04:59,580 --> 00:05:03,620 time is an imaginary construct 106 00:05:03,680 --> 00:05:09,720 all right here it is Dad's iPad that I 107 00:05:07,620 --> 00:05:12,900 am banned from using did you do a racist 108 00:05:09,720 --> 00:05:14,880 porn Again by accident all right uh 109 00:05:12,900 --> 00:05:17,639 summer solstice so much here it is this 110 00:05:14,880 --> 00:05:19,139 year the summer solstice is 111 00:05:17,639 --> 00:05:22,680 oh 112 00:05:19,139 --> 00:05:25,080 I'm on the wrong paleo Pagan calendar oh 113 00:05:22,680 --> 00:05:27,600 well that explains absolutely nothing 114 00:05:25,080 --> 00:05:29,460 this is a wicked calendar it's a week 115 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:31,740 off the neonors it's a simple mistake 116 00:05:29,460 --> 00:05:34,979 yeah when they were building Stonehenge 117 00:05:31,740 --> 00:05:36,780 but where the hell is Dad well you don't 118 00:05:34,979 --> 00:05:40,919 smell lingering cigarette smoke and 119 00:05:36,780 --> 00:05:42,360 barley and hops burped through a pizza 120 00:05:40,919 --> 00:05:44,699 it is faint 121 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:49,020 I've even gone like a week oh you're 122 00:05:44,699 --> 00:05:51,419 good damn it guys I need him here hey 123 00:05:49,020 --> 00:05:52,979 call him yeah on on the tablet yeah they 124 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:55,199 got this uh new thing it's called face 125 00:05:52,979 --> 00:05:57,440 to face you can actually see and talk to 126 00:05:55,199 --> 00:06:00,960 someone without any fear of their 127 00:05:57,440 --> 00:06:05,039 halitosis what oh there he is hey Dad 128 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:07,320 I'm out your little boy is home what 129 00:06:05,039 --> 00:06:10,320 the morons that it was next week when 130 00:06:07,320 --> 00:06:14,280 the weekends quiet homeschool hello Mr 131 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:16,919 Titus you two peaches Dave yeah are you 132 00:06:14,280 --> 00:06:19,979 using my iPads well you're not here so 133 00:06:16,919 --> 00:06:24,680 what you gonna do old man nothing unless 134 00:06:19,979 --> 00:06:24,680 this stun gun security app works 135 00:06:25,979 --> 00:06:29,000 let's touch my stuff 136 00:06:29,160 --> 00:06:34,800 are you 137 00:06:30,900 --> 00:06:37,740 Mexican whorehouse ah yes damn it what 138 00:06:34,800 --> 00:06:41,900 sucker bet I bet that he was out buying 139 00:06:37,740 --> 00:06:41,900 you a welcome home mylar balloon bouquet 140 00:06:42,600 --> 00:06:47,039 I Can Dream It's what my mom bought me 141 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:49,199 when I came home from the sunrise boys 142 00:06:47,039 --> 00:06:50,759 camp boys camp 143 00:06:49,199 --> 00:06:52,220 is that the first time you wrote another 144 00:06:50,759 --> 00:06:55,139 man's kayak 145 00:06:52,220 --> 00:06:57,060 it's time to stop dad leave him alone 146 00:06:55,139 --> 00:06:58,680 he's my best friend and I need you here 147 00:06:57,060 --> 00:07:00,360 I have a big announcement well had 148 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:01,740 numbnuts done messed up the date I would 149 00:07:00,360 --> 00:07:04,380 have been there I was trying to get bad 150 00:07:01,740 --> 00:07:06,539 Ken out of my system before you got home 151 00:07:04,380 --> 00:07:11,039 there's a good Ken 152 00:07:06,539 --> 00:07:13,380 yes good Ken makes tacos bad Ken uh is 153 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:15,300 like that weird uncle that shows up once 154 00:07:13,380 --> 00:07:17,460 a year because sometimes he punches 155 00:07:15,300 --> 00:07:18,840 grandma on Thanksgiving well you can say 156 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:21,660 about my dad though at least he's 157 00:07:18,840 --> 00:07:25,319 self-aware and he's always honest unless 158 00:07:21,660 --> 00:07:26,240 you married him and then hey you married 159 00:07:25,319 --> 00:07:28,500 him 160 00:07:26,240 --> 00:07:31,259 honestly him being in a Mexican 161 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:34,580 whorehouse is just easier on everybody 162 00:07:31,259 --> 00:07:34,580 except for Dad's urologist 163 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:42,780 [Music] 164 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:45,139 okay doc I was in Juarez and I got a 165 00:07:42,780 --> 00:07:48,360 dose of Habaneros taquitos 166 00:07:45,139 --> 00:07:50,759 I'm doing something very strong to turn 167 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:52,199 this Hammer back into a churro because I 168 00:07:50,759 --> 00:07:54,360 got a date with a little honey on 169 00:07:52,199 --> 00:07:56,160 Thursday andale 170 00:07:54,360 --> 00:07:59,819 so 171 00:07:56,160 --> 00:08:02,759 now that you're out I I want to say 172 00:07:59,819 --> 00:08:05,880 something without getting too serious 173 00:08:02,759 --> 00:08:07,500 Christopher you have always 174 00:08:05,880 --> 00:08:09,360 there's always 175 00:08:07,500 --> 00:08:11,099 I never 176 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,680 the thing 177 00:08:11,099 --> 00:08:16,039 look 178 00:08:13,680 --> 00:08:21,300 Dad can't speak English anymore dad 179 00:08:16,039 --> 00:08:24,620 speak in Spanish and I will translate 180 00:08:21,300 --> 00:08:24,620 you learn Spanish 181 00:08:25,160 --> 00:08:30,680 but I sign Spanish 182 00:08:27,599 --> 00:08:35,899 like the wind 183 00:08:30,680 --> 00:08:35,899 oh I want to see this knock it off 184 00:08:37,820 --> 00:08:43,740 Dad Dad listen don't don't say anything 185 00:08:41,399 --> 00:08:46,500 because every time you do it's you know 186 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:50,339 insensitive and racist you know better 187 00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:52,920 yet just allow me to uh imagine you 188 00:08:50,339 --> 00:08:55,320 saying something that wouldn't you know 189 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:57,360 start a nationwide protest 190 00:08:55,320 --> 00:09:00,540 just saying all the insults to tomorrow 191 00:08:57,360 --> 00:09:03,839 pop yeah you are a soul killer Mr Titus 192 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:05,580 let me talk I can be nice you don't 193 00:09:03,839 --> 00:09:09,480 think I can be nice 194 00:09:05,580 --> 00:09:10,920 can't be nice I can be nice 195 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:14,120 Dave 196 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:14,120 he's speaking English 197 00:09:14,279 --> 00:09:20,060 okay look 198 00:09:17,100 --> 00:09:24,080 this is tough for me to sing 199 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:24,080 like odor rhino laryngologist 200 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:28,560 there are no signs for either of this 201 00:09:25,860 --> 00:09:30,660 one dad Dad look we know that you're not 202 00:09:28,560 --> 00:09:33,080 good with emotions you know oh except 203 00:09:30,660 --> 00:09:33,080 for Fury 204 00:09:33,300 --> 00:09:35,360 yeah 205 00:09:37,519 --> 00:09:42,839 biblical my dad was born without a 206 00:09:40,740 --> 00:09:44,700 filter you know that little flap in your 207 00:09:42,839 --> 00:09:46,860 brain that stops you from saying mean 208 00:09:44,700 --> 00:09:48,600 and brutal things to your loved ones so 209 00:09:46,860 --> 00:09:51,120 they don't suck on a shotgun 210 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:53,640 because of that Dave and I are immune to 211 00:09:51,120 --> 00:09:55,560 the challenges and Nightmares of the 212 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:57,600 chaotic life we've had that's what my 213 00:09:55,560 --> 00:10:01,019 therapist said well actually he said 214 00:09:57,600 --> 00:10:03,360 your dad's a psycho but uh 215 00:10:01,019 --> 00:10:05,760 I knew what he meant oh so then Dad 216 00:10:03,360 --> 00:10:07,920 married stepmom number six oh and then 217 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:12,380 Mom number one shot that guy in the 218 00:10:07,920 --> 00:10:12,380 church oh it was actually working 219 00:10:12,440 --> 00:10:17,399 it's okay hey it's okay 220 00:10:15,240 --> 00:10:19,620 they don't work out and look 221 00:10:17,399 --> 00:10:21,920 beautiful shackles making my ankles look 222 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:21,920 faster 223 00:10:24,480 --> 00:10:30,300 can we get a therapist for the therapist 224 00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:33,360 when you're in therapy never be honest 225 00:10:30,300 --> 00:10:35,700 because they will use that Honesty 226 00:10:33,360 --> 00:10:39,959 against you and keep you in the mental 227 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:42,240 hospital longer oh and always say I 228 00:10:39,959 --> 00:10:45,120 don't think I'm a danger to myself and 229 00:10:42,240 --> 00:10:48,540 others I gotta tell you faking honesty 230 00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:51,920 or lying in therapy got me enough happy 231 00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:55,260 face stickers for a coloring book 232 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:57,360 yeah you rock Fury dad you could win a 233 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:59,519 Tony for Fury Mr Titus that's the 234 00:10:57,360 --> 00:11:01,040 highest award David still on Broadway 235 00:10:59,519 --> 00:11:03,180 foreign 236 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:05,399 jazz hands 237 00:11:03,180 --> 00:11:08,160 son I just want to say 238 00:11:05,399 --> 00:11:09,660 that you taking the rap for us and being 239 00:11:08,160 --> 00:11:11,519 locked up for so long was pretty 240 00:11:09,660 --> 00:11:14,880 humbling 241 00:11:11,519 --> 00:11:17,120 you're a better man than I am 242 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:17,120 yeah 243 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:28,320 don't zap us well at least I said it 244 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:30,720 hello senorita wow 245 00:11:28,320 --> 00:11:33,060 Easter is good or vicious 246 00:11:30,720 --> 00:11:35,339 anyway I can't be that bad 247 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:37,140 I hope you survived your mother used to 248 00:11:35,339 --> 00:11:38,399 ride being brain dead and I taught you 249 00:11:37,140 --> 00:11:40,860 about women 250 00:11:38,399 --> 00:11:43,680 I have roughly a 780 lifetime average on 251 00:11:40,860 --> 00:11:46,260 scoring the Poogie what's your STD 252 00:11:43,680 --> 00:11:48,959 batting average dad I call that forced 253 00:11:46,260 --> 00:11:50,940 errors about 24 percent 254 00:11:48,959 --> 00:11:53,220 wow you know I would get it every minute 255 00:11:50,940 --> 00:11:55,980 being in their dad but to get out and 256 00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:58,560 hear you compliment yourself and refer 257 00:11:55,980 --> 00:12:01,680 to women as pootie wow 258 00:11:58,560 --> 00:12:04,920 totally worth eight years of my life 259 00:12:01,680 --> 00:12:06,420 I don't want to touch Hey Dad I love you 260 00:12:04,920 --> 00:12:11,300 okay 261 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:11,300 uh no mesoplendos Poppy 262 00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:16,620 hey uh Titus um I need to talk to you 263 00:12:15,300 --> 00:12:18,959 about something 264 00:12:16,620 --> 00:12:20,940 um you know we've been friends for like 265 00:12:18,959 --> 00:12:21,980 forever and so I really need you to 266 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:24,540 listen 267 00:12:21,980 --> 00:12:27,060 the place is really different 268 00:12:24,540 --> 00:12:29,220 like it's pretty crazy how did you keep 269 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:31,019 it open oh you just kept telling me 270 00:12:29,220 --> 00:12:34,339 don't worry about it 271 00:12:31,019 --> 00:12:34,339 I don't sound like that 272 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:40,019 I went into the wacko basket to save my 273 00:12:37,140 --> 00:12:43,139 family from prosecution turning my 274 00:12:40,019 --> 00:12:44,180 business over to Dave and dad was my 275 00:12:43,139 --> 00:12:47,880 nightmare 276 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:49,700 imagine taking your dream and handing it 277 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:53,339 to the most 278 00:12:49,700 --> 00:12:56,660 irresponsible human you know and the guy 279 00:12:53,339 --> 00:12:56,660 that trained him 280 00:12:58,860 --> 00:13:03,899 they've been learned never put a fire 281 00:13:00,959 --> 00:13:05,720 pit next to a grease 282 00:13:03,899 --> 00:13:10,399 thank God the church 283 00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:10,399 I use the insurance to buy the fire pits 284 00:13:15,660 --> 00:13:19,860 a little hospital I slept 285 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:21,540 and I would have nightmares about Dave 286 00:13:19,860 --> 00:13:24,540 ruining my business 287 00:13:21,540 --> 00:13:26,940 waking up screaming in a mental facility 288 00:13:24,540 --> 00:13:29,399 is never considered progress 289 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:31,800 well you know what Tommy 290 00:13:29,399 --> 00:13:33,420 you changed the place a lot but at least 291 00:13:31,800 --> 00:13:35,700 it's still here I gotta be honest with 292 00:13:33,420 --> 00:13:38,160 you man you did a great job well 293 00:13:35,700 --> 00:13:40,680 honestly Dave worked hard he actually 294 00:13:38,160 --> 00:13:44,100 had a couple of weird but brilliant 295 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:48,540 ideas well I'm not a total idiot I'm not 296 00:13:44,100 --> 00:13:53,519 taking this too easy I built a robot dad 297 00:13:48,540 --> 00:13:56,040 what the [ย __ย ] knock it off oh my God 298 00:13:53,519 --> 00:13:57,839 so all right so where are all my cards 299 00:13:56,040 --> 00:14:01,019 we sold them we had to to keep the shop 300 00:13:57,839 --> 00:14:03,420 open all of them not the dune buggy yeah 301 00:14:01,019 --> 00:14:05,160 but they're okay but you you are a 302 00:14:03,420 --> 00:14:07,680 master at building cars you're gonna be 303 00:14:05,160 --> 00:14:09,899 fine Titus even if you end up all alone 304 00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:11,779 wow stop kissing my ass and why do you 305 00:14:09,899 --> 00:14:15,420 sound so guilty 306 00:14:11,779 --> 00:14:17,040 why do I have to be guilty about hey hey 307 00:14:15,420 --> 00:14:20,100 that's between you and the guy in the 308 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:22,440 next stall you know what Tommy don't get 309 00:14:20,100 --> 00:14:24,600 mad therapy taught me that it's just dad 310 00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:27,300 being dead what kind of the therapy they 311 00:14:24,600 --> 00:14:27,680 do on you lobotomy waterboarding lecture 312 00:14:27,300 --> 00:14:30,440 shock 313 00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:33,660 [Music] 314 00:14:30,440 --> 00:14:35,399 yet I know but you attached metal to you 315 00:14:33,660 --> 00:14:37,620 so you've turned yourself into a human 316 00:14:35,399 --> 00:14:39,540 lightning rod damn you science 317 00:14:37,620 --> 00:14:40,560 no they didn't do anything to me guys it 318 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:43,320 just gave me a little bit of medication 319 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:45,420 and all it does is make me see things a 320 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:48,959 little less annoying 321 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:50,760 and oh my God does it work so how did 322 00:14:48,959 --> 00:14:51,899 you keep the shop open well all right at 323 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:55,920 first we turned the whole place into 324 00:14:51,899 --> 00:14:58,320 laser tag and that went uh well yeah and 325 00:14:55,920 --> 00:15:03,330 then we upgraded 326 00:14:58,320 --> 00:15:05,060 to High Velocity Paintball oh no oh no 327 00:15:03,330 --> 00:15:09,000 [Music] 328 00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:11,220 I'm Dave from Dave Blazer hey everybody 329 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:13,800 knows you you gotta have lasers to have 330 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:17,279 a killer party so come on down it's 331 00:15:13,800 --> 00:15:20,519 James laser tag and Tommy we now have 332 00:15:17,279 --> 00:15:23,459 High Velocity Paintball guns in goggles 333 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:26,220 not required what we're so much fun 334 00:15:23,459 --> 00:15:30,000 we're not even licensing we're in 335 00:15:26,220 --> 00:15:31,139 litigation Dave's laser tag and Tommy oh 336 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,320 no 337 00:15:31,139 --> 00:15:37,019 what the insurance paid off and the kid 338 00:15:34,320 --> 00:15:39,660 got 80 percent of the side back I'm 80 339 00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:42,060 dude that's like a B plus and report 340 00:15:39,660 --> 00:15:45,240 card wait wait wait wait whoa are you 341 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:47,940 telling me that a kid lost his eye we 342 00:15:45,240 --> 00:15:50,100 found it back that iced it reinstalled 343 00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:52,440 oh and then after that uh we opened a 344 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:56,040 massage parlor slash oil change place 345 00:15:52,440 --> 00:15:58,139 called it Dave's lube and rub oh I don't 346 00:15:56,040 --> 00:16:00,660 even want to know no good because the 347 00:15:58,139 --> 00:16:03,660 judge said we can't talk about it dodged 348 00:16:00,660 --> 00:16:07,680 a bullet on that one I miss Mingo she 349 00:16:03,660 --> 00:16:09,839 was my Asian Mulan dad Mulan is Asian 350 00:16:07,680 --> 00:16:12,300 that's what I said [ย __ย ] 351 00:16:09,839 --> 00:16:13,940 that girl really knew how to change a 352 00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:17,100 filter 353 00:16:13,940 --> 00:16:20,220 oh God no no no 354 00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:23,100 and then we got into weed medical 355 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:25,139 cannabis to be exact we put in uh grow 356 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:27,360 lights and hydroponic Timing System 357 00:16:25,139 --> 00:16:29,699 which is creating the perfect climate 358 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:31,800 and then the advances we made in CBD 359 00:16:29,699 --> 00:16:33,959 combinations and the healing properties 360 00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:35,940 of cannabinoids really show that you 361 00:16:33,959 --> 00:16:38,100 know maybe we don't need to invest in a 362 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:40,259 culture of synthetic drugs but instead 363 00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:42,540 can heal with a natural non-addictive 364 00:16:40,259 --> 00:16:46,040 solution that is healthy and antiviral 365 00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:46,040 at a cellular level 366 00:16:46,139 --> 00:16:49,100 oh 367 00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:56,279 you found your thing 368 00:16:54,720 --> 00:17:00,240 Dave 369 00:16:56,279 --> 00:17:03,300 you you're the pot Whisperer right Dave 370 00:17:00,240 --> 00:17:06,059 was amazing his insight for marijuana is 371 00:17:03,300 --> 00:17:07,980 stunning I just managed this genius and 372 00:17:06,059 --> 00:17:11,400 we made a ton of money 373 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:13,740 tell him the rest oh no no no so since I 374 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:15,480 was a 50 50 investor and once we 375 00:17:13,740 --> 00:17:18,000 realized the stuff that Dave was growing 376 00:17:15,480 --> 00:17:19,679 was otherworldly I just I just shopped 377 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:21,419 around and found the best medical labs 378 00:17:19,679 --> 00:17:23,760 and the best research companies and then 379 00:17:21,419 --> 00:17:26,160 we just made a great deal didn't sold 380 00:17:23,760 --> 00:17:29,400 out we all made a ton of money 381 00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:30,179 I wish Tommy was my son yeah well he 382 00:17:29,400 --> 00:17:32,040 doesn't 383 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:33,360 thanks Dad for holding up the insults 384 00:17:32,040 --> 00:17:35,120 till tomorrow like I already feel like 385 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:38,460 I'm at home 386 00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:41,039 this is amazing you you started your own 387 00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:42,360 business and sold it for a profit I sold 388 00:17:41,039 --> 00:17:44,580 the business 389 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:46,919 Titus things have changed around here 390 00:17:44,580 --> 00:17:48,780 but but that's awesome for both of you 391 00:17:46,919 --> 00:17:52,500 guys and you made all that money 392 00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:54,600 did you buy my cars back hell no no we 393 00:17:52,500 --> 00:17:58,799 invested we bought stock we rode the 394 00:17:54,600 --> 00:18:02,880 paper tiger wow you guys do know that I 395 00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:05,340 went in a mental hospital for you right 396 00:18:02,880 --> 00:18:07,620 I get my profit and product 397 00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:09,780 this is the town of the rest part got it 398 00:18:07,620 --> 00:18:12,240 you know that Bible verse 399 00:18:09,780 --> 00:18:13,980 don't get high in your own Supply if 400 00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:16,020 that's not 401 00:18:13,980 --> 00:18:19,799 yes I'm aware of the verse 402 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:22,820 well I did it and Satan Satan had me in 403 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:22,820 his watery tentacles 404 00:18:23,039 --> 00:18:26,220 I quit 405 00:18:24,539 --> 00:18:29,460 because he ran out of weed you could 406 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:32,039 always grow more no we're starting to 407 00:18:29,460 --> 00:18:35,100 take your non-compete claws Dave a 408 00:18:32,039 --> 00:18:37,679 non-compete Clause means that Dave can't 409 00:18:35,100 --> 00:18:39,840 get high for 10 years you can't smoke 410 00:18:37,679 --> 00:18:42,059 pot for 10 years that's what non-compete 411 00:18:39,840 --> 00:18:44,760 means and see I I I just can't take it 412 00:18:42,059 --> 00:18:46,500 so Dad said he's gonna 413 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:48,360 show me another way 414 00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:50,780 your brother is following me through 415 00:18:48,360 --> 00:18:50,780 Nirvana 416 00:18:50,940 --> 00:18:57,900 really bear Nirvana dad so Dave can 417 00:18:55,080 --> 00:19:01,740 follow the sudsy rainbow to divorce and 418 00:18:57,900 --> 00:19:03,600 heart attacks work so far cheers one of 419 00:19:01,740 --> 00:19:07,320 your parents has mental illness there's 420 00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:09,000 a 15 to 25 chance you will too if one of 421 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:12,120 your parents is an alcoholic there's a 422 00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:15,480 50 chance you're gonna be one too 423 00:19:12,120 --> 00:19:18,120 I have both in fact the only reason I'm 424 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:19,799 not a drunk psycho or a drug addict is 425 00:19:18,120 --> 00:19:25,160 because of one person 426 00:19:19,799 --> 00:19:25,160 she loves me and she kept me sane 427 00:19:25,440 --> 00:19:31,620 while I was in a mental institution well 428 00:19:28,620 --> 00:19:33,539 I can't get a real job because I've been 429 00:19:31,620 --> 00:19:35,820 in a mental institution for eight years 430 00:19:33,539 --> 00:19:38,760 because of you guys so what I've decided 431 00:19:35,820 --> 00:19:41,640 to do is start building cars again and 432 00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:43,679 big announcements I've decided to 433 00:19:41,640 --> 00:19:45,360 propose to Aaron 434 00:19:43,679 --> 00:19:47,520 no 435 00:19:45,360 --> 00:19:51,120 um way 436 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:54,419 relax Pride Parade let it see his girl 437 00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:59,299 you can feed him grapes later just shut 438 00:19:54,419 --> 00:20:02,700 up old man shut up oh just 439 00:19:59,299 --> 00:20:04,740 Tommy look it's time I mean I've been 440 00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:06,900 going out with Aaron for years eight of 441 00:20:04,740 --> 00:20:08,340 those years were in a crazy house oh but 442 00:20:06,900 --> 00:20:10,260 who's counting years even though for the 443 00:20:08,340 --> 00:20:11,299 last eight you were locked up eating 444 00:20:10,260 --> 00:20:15,120 pudding 445 00:20:11,299 --> 00:20:17,820 how much put it good for you son I'm 446 00:20:15,120 --> 00:20:19,620 glad it's just pudding Dad I've been 447 00:20:17,820 --> 00:20:21,960 telling you to get a life and you did it 448 00:20:19,620 --> 00:20:24,720 a woman you love a job you're good at 449 00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:26,340 good for you it's what a real man does 450 00:20:24,720 --> 00:20:28,860 thank you 451 00:20:26,340 --> 00:20:31,799 then when things get saggy divorce him 452 00:20:28,860 --> 00:20:35,520 and do it again hey hey 453 00:20:31,799 --> 00:20:39,179 I brought you your favorite lunch 454 00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,179 Dave Christopher 455 00:20:39,200 --> 00:20:44,840 you weren't supposed to be here until 456 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:49,140 next week I know 457 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:52,220 Pagan calendar actually it's uh it's 458 00:20:49,140 --> 00:20:52,220 wicked fired 459 00:20:53,059 --> 00:20:57,740 things got right back to abnormal 460 00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:02,480 hello Christopher 461 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:07,660 hey 462 00:21:05,520 --> 00:21:10,440 yeah 463 00:21:07,660 --> 00:21:14,280 [Music] 464 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:16,380 oh I'm so happy to see you babe I gotta 465 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:19,820 tell you something I've been thinking 466 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:19,820 about this for a long time 467 00:21:22,140 --> 00:21:27,120 Aaron 468 00:21:24,080 --> 00:21:30,500 will you Christopher we really need to 469 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:30,500 talk what the hell 470 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:34,260 nice 471 00:21:31,919 --> 00:21:37,260 I especially like the glitter is that 472 00:21:34,260 --> 00:21:40,200 bow tie pasta yeah I made it noodle 473 00:21:37,260 --> 00:21:41,820 therapy I got three smiley face stickers 474 00:21:40,200 --> 00:21:43,980 for that 475 00:21:41,820 --> 00:21:45,480 but I'm home now and I'm going to get 476 00:21:43,980 --> 00:21:47,400 back to work I'm going to start building 477 00:21:45,480 --> 00:21:50,820 some Wicked rides make some money using 478 00:21:47,400 --> 00:21:53,220 my skill and and look while my tools are 479 00:21:50,820 --> 00:21:56,220 here and come here and my best buddy 480 00:21:53,220 --> 00:21:59,319 Tommy I just wow well I'll need a raise 481 00:21:56,220 --> 00:21:59,319 [Music] 482 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:03,740 and you're ruining it Dad 483 00:22:05,520 --> 00:22:09,500 were you married I'm in love with Tommy 484 00:22:26,120 --> 00:22:54,469 thank you 485 00:22:28,620 --> 00:22:54,469 [Music] 486 00:22:55,559 --> 00:22:58,559 foreign 487 00:23:03,340 --> 00:23:20,240 [Music] 34266

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