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PETER: The dictionary
defines defenestration
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[WOMAN SCREAMING] as the act of throwing a
person or thing out a window.
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[GRUNTS]
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Really not my favorite word.
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Okay, where's the dude
with the nasty 'tude?
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Whoa.
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[CACKLING]
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Present and accounted for.
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[ALL GASP]
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[ALL CLAMORING]WOMAN: What is that thing?
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Hey, did I mess up
your costume?
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Leave off the threads,
Emerald Elf.
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And that's an order.
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Ah, but the Green Goblin
doesn't take orders
from insects.
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The Green Goblin
swats them into oblivion.
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See, that's a common
misconception.
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[CACKLING]Spiders are actually
arachnids... Uh-oh.
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♪ Livin' on the edge
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♪ Fighting crime
Spinning webs
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♪ Swingin' from
the highest ledge
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♪ He could leap
above our heads
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
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♪ Looking up
with no surprise
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♪ Arriving
in the speed of time
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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[CACKLING]
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
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May I see your invitation,
Spider-Man?
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Otherwise, I'm afraid
I'll have to ask you
to leave.
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Leave now?
When table seven needs
more hors d'oeuvres?
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PETER:
How did a night that
started out so sweet
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go south so fast?
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And how'd I manage
to leave my tux
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at tonight's other
black-tie affair?
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[RECORD SCRATCHING]
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Thanks for the ride,
Harry.
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No prob. My chauffer is
at our beck and call.
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Don't forget to vote
for king and queen
of the ball!
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Who you voting for,
Glory?
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Me and Liz, of course.
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Who else is worthy?
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[CHUCKLES]I think we know
the answer to that.
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Don't we, Rand?
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Far as I'm concerned,
Osborn can have the crown.
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His limo,
his after party.
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Dude rules.
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We're going
to Le Hisayfitte,
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the best restaurant
in town. My treat.
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Osborn, you the man.
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[CHUCKLES]
You know it.
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Hi, Harry.
Did you just
get here?
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Hey, let's get
a picture.
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You know,
preserve the moment.
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I guess that bowtie
stops the blood
from reaching his ears.
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Or brain.
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And the chocolate
soufflé is a must.
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They top it
with powdered sugar
and gold dust.
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I don't believe it.
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It's true.
Real gold dust.
And...
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Guys?
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JAMESON:
Miss Brant!
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This fershlugginer
bowtie is defective.
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I want a new one
around my neck
in four seconds.
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Come on, Mr. J.
An investigation into
Spider-Man's true identity.
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See the face
behind the mask.
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Oh. And if the face
is Joe Schmoe?
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Hold still, please.
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All you'll do is
make the web-head
a regular guy.
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And who'll pay
to see pictures
of a regular guy?
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Depends on what that
regular guy does,
right, Pop?
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John, my boy.
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Oh. Now give
your old man a hug.
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Hey, Mr. Robertson.
You keeping Pop
in line?
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I do my best, son.
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You know,
he's awful proud of you.
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[LAUGHING]
Why shouldn't I be?
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Betty Brant,
Ned Lee,
meet my son,
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Air Force Colonel
John Jameson.
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John's piloting his
first mission on the
space shuttle next week,
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so I'm taking him out
for one final night
on the town.
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Uh, planet. Get it?
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Foswell, Benny,
come meet my son,
the astronaut.
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Ned, that
Spider-Man exposé?
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Run with it.
See where it leads.
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Mary Jane Watson,
this is Professor Warren.
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I'm his star pupil.
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He said
he wasn't coming.
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Guess he meant
he wasn't coming
with me.
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FLASH: How the heck
did puny Parker land her?
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Pete cleans up well.
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You know, it's not
just the food.
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The view from
the private room...
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Geeks like Parker
do not get girls
who look like her.
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I mean, like us.
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She must have
lost a bet.
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The bet. That's it.
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Mary Jane Watson,
I'd like you to meet
Flash, Liz, Rand,
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Sally, Glory
and my best
bud, Harry.
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They're popular.
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Ah, the in-crowd.
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Exactly.
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So, Parker, you actually
got yourself a date.
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I mean, sure, Mary here's
not the 20-year-old
you wanted to bring,
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but at least
she's non-fictional.
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So I guess
you win the bet.
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[LAUGHS]
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What did you bet?
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Loser dresses
as a cheerleader
for Halloween.
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Well, big boy, I hope
you've got the legs
for the skirt.
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Come on, tiger.
Let's hit the dance floor.
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I want to see
what you've got.
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We're dancing.
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Uh...
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Shall we?
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Maybe when everyone has
a little less to prove,
you know?
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Less to prove.
Right.
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Want some punch?
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Please.
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[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Look, Glory.
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I know I was a jerk,
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but I'm really sorry.
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Just give me
one more chance,
please?
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Oh, Kenny.
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Hello?
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Is someone there?
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[EXCLAIMS]
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Oh, look at yourself, Otto.
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You're afraid
of your own shadow.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Next, you'll be seeing
gremlins in the machinery.
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Or little green men.
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[STAMMERING]
Oh, the glider.
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No, no.
That's Mr. Osborn's
tech-flight glider.
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[CACKLING]
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[MAN GRUNTING]
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Alls I'm saying is
I could have cracked
it open there.
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Cops would have
cracked you open.
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Cops or Spider-Man.
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Look,
Hammerhead's waiting
for the Big Man's cut.
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Forget the crowbar.
Blow it up.
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Oh, blow yourself up.
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[SCREAMS]
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Did someone mention
explosives?
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Get the freak!
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[SCREAMS]
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[GROANS]
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I meant, get the freak
anything he wants.
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What I want is your
undying loyalty.
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Or the dying kind.
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The Green Goblin
is nothing if not flexible.
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[GRUNTS]
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Appreciate the help,
but we work
for the Big Man.
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We switch loyalties
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and we might as well
tie on the toe tags
ourselves.
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I'm good with knots, too.
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As for the Big Man,
the party's over.
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[JAZZ PLAYING]
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[INDISTINCT CHATTERING]
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If I might have
your attention.
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As many of you know,
I am your host,
L. Thompson Lincoln.
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Thank you all for coming
to support the Lincoln
Dynamic Youth Center.
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Some shindig,
huh, Johnny boy?
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It's great, Pop.
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But to be honest,
I was looking forward
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to it just being you,
me and a rare steak.
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Then come on.
Lincoln's got enough
of the Bugle's money.
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We can be at Luigi's
in 88 seconds.
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Sorry, elevator's
out of order.
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Stairs, too. 'Course,
you could try a window.
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[CROWD CLAMORING]
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[CACKLES]
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Oops, too late.
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[CACKLING]
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Hello. Good evening.
Bon soir.
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I am the Green Goblin,
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and I am looking
for the Big Man.
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Sir, I don't know
who you are, but...
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Of course you don't.
That's the point
of the mask, genius.
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[CACKLING]
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Oh, but I know
who you are,
crime king.
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So step down,
or I start sharing secrets.
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You're making
an enormous mistake.
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Security, this man
is obviously troubled.
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Take care of him.
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[TSKING]
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Still hiding behind
an army of thugs,
are we?
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[CACKLING]
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♪ Oh, he swings
through the air
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♪ Dishing all kinds
of fear
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♪ This daring Goblin
on the big chandelier ♪
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[GRUNTS]
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Pop, move.
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We have to get
these people...
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Johnny!
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[GROANS]
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Now, now. Stay put.
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Or else.
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00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:32,726
There's no need
to threaten my guests.
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00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:35,522
There is if
I want witnesses,
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Big Guy.
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[GROANS]John?
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I'm okay, Pop.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Robertson.
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Jonah?
Jonah, slow down.
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00:11:49,053 --> 00:11:50,606
A green what?
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Goblin.
Green Goblin.
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00:11:52,159 --> 00:11:53,367
No, no reporter.
220
00:11:53,402 --> 00:11:55,197
I'll cover the story myself
and save a few bucks,
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but get me Parker.
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00:11:56,750 --> 00:11:58,614
This is right up
his freak-show alley.
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00:11:58,648 --> 00:12:00,650
Oh, and maybe
call the police.
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[CELL PHONE RINGS]
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Killer look, girl.
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00:12:21,085 --> 00:12:22,845
Thanks. I put it
together myself.
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00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,951
The top's from
a thrift store
on 22nd.
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You and I so need to hang.
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00:12:26,987 --> 00:12:30,094
So, what do you think
of Midtown High?
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It doesn't look
much different
from my school.
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Your basic brain pit.
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Well, we also have
the top-ranked theater
magnet in the city.
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Theater magnet?
Hmm.
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I'm starting
to feel the attraction.
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That was the Bugle.
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There's this maniac
terrorizing my boss,
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and he wants me
to go shoot pictures.
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And I kind of have to,
or he could fire me.
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Look, I'm so sorry.
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Oh, it's okay.
241
00:12:56,637 --> 00:12:58,087
But hustle back, tiger.
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You owe me
one more dance.
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00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:02,609
Really?
You're not ticked?
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That's so cool.
I won't be gone long,
Red, I promise.
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00:13:06,751 --> 00:13:09,650
[EXCLAIMS]
Ditched by the
king of the geeks.
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That must sting.
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[SIGHS]
Painfully.
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00:13:12,999 --> 00:13:14,621
But if I can't
dance with Pete,
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I guess I'll dance with...
It's Randy, right?
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00:13:18,936 --> 00:13:19,937
Very.
251
00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:29,015
What do you hope
to accomplish here
tonight?
252
00:13:29,049 --> 00:13:35,124
So, the whole "wanting to
destroy you and take over your
empire" thing wasn't clear?
253
00:13:35,159 --> 00:13:36,954
Well, darn.
254
00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:38,783
SPIDER-MAN:
Yoo-hoo. Excuse me.
255
00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:39,888
[ALL GASP]Can I come in this way,
256
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:41,613
or do I have
to break my own window?
257
00:13:41,648 --> 00:13:42,891
ALL: Spider-Man!
258
00:13:42,925 --> 00:13:45,031
Your timing is impeccable.
259
00:13:45,065 --> 00:13:48,413
So, your latest
super loser turned
on you, huh, Tombie?
260
00:13:48,448 --> 00:13:51,244
I don't know
who he is yet,
261
00:13:51,278 --> 00:13:53,591
but he's not
in my employ.
262
00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:56,559
That's okay. I can always
pretend he's yours
while I trounce him.
263
00:13:56,594 --> 00:13:58,251
I'll still feel
all warm inside.
264
00:13:58,285 --> 00:14:00,978
Hello!
I'm in the room.
265
00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:03,912
Really,
you're both too rude.
266
00:14:03,946 --> 00:14:05,568
Oh, where are my manners?
267
00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:07,501
Here you come
to terrorize the Tombster,
268
00:14:07,536 --> 00:14:09,400
and I don't even
say thank you.
269
00:14:09,434 --> 00:14:13,231
My only excuse is that
you're also holding
innocent people hostage.
270
00:14:13,266 --> 00:14:15,475
It's confusing to
my poor spider-brain.
271
00:14:16,441 --> 00:14:18,788
Yes. Quite the puzzler.
272
00:14:18,823 --> 00:14:20,894
But the Green Goblin
has a solution.
273
00:14:20,929 --> 00:14:23,586
You and I join forces.
274
00:14:23,621 --> 00:14:27,659
Consider what
we could accomplish
by combining our powers.
275
00:14:27,694 --> 00:14:30,421
We could rule New York!
276
00:14:30,455 --> 00:14:33,907
We talking Manhattan
or all five... Nah.
277
00:14:33,942 --> 00:14:37,290
Sorry, I make it a rule not
to partner with anyone green.
278
00:14:37,324 --> 00:14:38,912
Or, you know, psychotic.
279
00:14:38,947 --> 00:14:40,914
Hmm. Oh, well.
Your loss.
280
00:14:40,949 --> 00:14:42,088
Of life!
281
00:14:52,029 --> 00:14:53,237
[PEOPLE GASP]
282
00:14:55,860 --> 00:14:56,999
[GROANS]
283
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,876
Okay, where's the dude
with the nasty 'tude?
284
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:12,912
Whoa.
285
00:15:13,740 --> 00:15:16,018
Present and
accounted for.
286
00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:21,437
If I might have
your attention.
287
00:15:21,472 --> 00:15:24,233
The votes are in
for king and queen
of the ball.
288
00:15:24,268 --> 00:15:25,959
Your king is
289
00:15:25,994 --> 00:15:27,236
Flash Thompson.
290
00:15:27,271 --> 00:15:28,617
[ALL CHEERING]That's my man.
291
00:15:28,651 --> 00:15:29,825
MAN 1: Yeah! All right!
292
00:15:29,859 --> 00:15:31,102
MAN 2: Get up there!
293
00:15:31,137 --> 00:15:32,621
MAN 3:
Yeah, all right.
All right.
294
00:15:32,655 --> 00:15:35,141
And your queen is
295
00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:38,075
"the redhead girl who came
with Peter Parker"?
296
00:15:38,109 --> 00:15:40,111
Is that right?MAN: [WHOOPS] Yeah!
297
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,918
Okay, I know it's
totally petty,
298
00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:58,129
but seeing Peter's date
crowned alongside Flash
makes me smile.
299
00:15:59,199 --> 00:16:00,304
[ALL CLAMORING]
300
00:16:01,477 --> 00:16:05,309
May I see your invitation,
Spider-Man?
301
00:16:05,343 --> 00:16:08,415
Otherwise, I'm afraid
I'll have to ask you
to leave.
302
00:16:08,450 --> 00:16:11,971
Leave now?
When table seven needs
more hors d'oeuvres?
303
00:16:15,836 --> 00:16:16,768
Pop!
304
00:16:29,678 --> 00:16:31,611
Oh, did you want
a ride?
305
00:16:31,645 --> 00:16:34,096
Keep our guests
comfy, boys.
306
00:16:34,131 --> 00:16:37,134
I'll be back in
a New York minute.
307
00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:41,862
Seriously, Gobby,
do you have a license
for this thing?
308
00:16:47,765 --> 00:16:50,664
Don't panic, Spidey.
Still one web-shooter left.
309
00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:54,082
Okay, now you can panic.
310
00:17:03,436 --> 00:17:06,749
Web-shooter's empty,
but I've learned never
to web-sling unprepared.
311
00:17:10,443 --> 00:17:11,616
Yes.
312
00:17:11,651 --> 00:17:13,549
Web head 1,
gravity 0.
313
00:17:20,108 --> 00:17:21,074
[GRUNTS]
314
00:17:22,420 --> 00:17:24,043
You know the old saying.
315
00:17:24,077 --> 00:17:26,597
If you can't join 'em,
beat 'em.
316
00:17:26,631 --> 00:17:29,255
Took the words
right out of my mouth.
Is that a felony?
317
00:17:29,289 --> 00:17:31,084
I certainly hope so.
318
00:17:31,119 --> 00:17:34,639
This little goblin
wouldn't be caught dead
committing a misdemeanor.
319
00:17:34,674 --> 00:17:35,709
[BEEPING]Ooh, nice banter.
320
00:17:36,710 --> 00:17:37,987
Aim still needs work.
321
00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:40,128
Well, practice
makes perfect.
322
00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:41,750
Keep telling
yourself that.
323
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,388
[BEEPING]
324
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:11,538
That's for making me
protect Tombstone.
325
00:18:21,928 --> 00:18:24,896
Okay, wow. Just wow.
326
00:18:24,931 --> 00:18:26,105
[CACKLING]
327
00:18:31,213 --> 00:18:32,318
Yee-haw!
328
00:18:40,188 --> 00:18:42,983
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLES]
329
00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,537
Now what's so funny?
330
00:18:44,571 --> 00:18:48,817
Just the special
fire and brimstone
pumpkin I left behind
331
00:18:48,851 --> 00:18:51,958
as a present
for our Mr. Lincoln.
332
00:18:51,992 --> 00:18:56,273
Any minute now,
the crème de la crme
of New York City
333
00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:58,482
is going
to paint the town red.
334
00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:01,588
Well, the ballroom,
anyway.
335
00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,245
[CACKLES]
336
00:19:07,560 --> 00:19:08,630
THUG: What are we
supposed to do?
337
00:19:08,664 --> 00:19:10,839
Keep everyone here
until the Goblin
comes back.
338
00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,566
Or maybe evacuate
before the Goblin's
bomb goes off.
339
00:19:13,600 --> 00:19:14,877
Clear the room!
340
00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:16,569
[ALL CLAMORING]
341
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:22,161
What are you doing?
You have to get out.
Bad guys included.
342
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:25,681
We work
for the Goblin.
343
00:19:25,716 --> 00:19:27,821
Every single blasted
fragment of you?
344
00:19:27,856 --> 00:19:29,098
You're bluffing.
345
00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,756
Is that a risk
you're prepared
to take?
346
00:19:31,791 --> 00:19:34,932
Especially when
you've already taken
so many.
347
00:19:37,037 --> 00:19:38,315
Everybody down the stairs.
348
00:19:38,349 --> 00:19:40,351
If the bomb goes off,
the elevators won't be safe.
349
00:19:41,387 --> 00:19:43,147
Stay calm.
Don't push.
350
00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:47,565
Go, Pop,
I'm right behind you.
351
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:53,502
Okay, if I were
an evil pumpkin,
where would I hide?
352
00:19:59,853 --> 00:20:01,614
I'm surprised
you're sticking around.
353
00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,650
My party, my mess.
354
00:20:03,685 --> 00:20:05,031
[GREEN GOBLIN CACKLING]
355
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:07,482
♪ This daring Goblin
on the big... ♪
356
00:20:07,516 --> 00:20:08,793
Chandelier.
357
00:20:09,898 --> 00:20:10,968
John, don't.
358
00:20:11,002 --> 00:20:12,901
We can still get that steak.
359
00:20:12,935 --> 00:20:13,833
[SIGHS]
360
00:20:15,041 --> 00:20:16,422
Spider-Man,
chandelier!
361
00:20:18,044 --> 00:20:19,494
Thanks. Now go!
362
00:20:21,806 --> 00:20:24,153
Ugh, we're going
back down?
363
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,741
Oh, now you're
just torturing me.
364
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,572
[BEEPING]
365
00:20:29,331 --> 00:20:30,470
[BEEPING FASTER]
366
00:20:41,723 --> 00:20:42,655
[SIGHS]
367
00:20:44,553 --> 00:20:46,486
You know,
applause from you
368
00:20:46,521 --> 00:20:48,281
makes me want to shower.
369
00:20:48,316 --> 00:20:49,524
Perhaps.
370
00:20:49,558 --> 00:20:52,354
But someone should
point out, I offered you
a handsome salary
371
00:20:52,389 --> 00:20:55,357
to do just the sort of
thing you did tonight.
372
00:20:55,392 --> 00:20:59,568
And instead, you've done
the Big Man's business
for free.
373
00:20:59,603 --> 00:21:04,228
That, my heroic friend,
is what grownups
call "irony."
374
00:21:07,473 --> 00:21:09,198
[POLICE SIREN SOUNDS]
375
00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,924
Robbie,
I got your headline.
376
00:21:10,959 --> 00:21:13,548
Colonel John Jameson
saves New York's...
377
00:21:13,582 --> 00:21:15,135
Dad, there will be
an investigation.
378
00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:16,896
They could scrub me
from the mission.
379
00:21:16,930 --> 00:21:18,138
[GROANS]
380
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:20,037
Robbie,
scratch that headline.
381
00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,832
[MUMBLES]
Give the credit
to Spider-Man.
382
00:21:21,866 --> 00:21:23,454
To Spider-Man,
confound it!
383
00:21:23,489 --> 00:21:26,112
But fire Parker.
The kid never showed up.
384
00:21:26,146 --> 00:21:29,426
What? What do you mean
he just e-mailed photos?
385
00:21:32,325 --> 00:21:33,188
[SIGHS]
386
00:21:35,224 --> 00:21:37,468
SALLY: See, Glory?
You're so selfish.
387
00:21:37,503 --> 00:21:40,091
Everyone knows you
don't dump the guy
with the limo,
388
00:21:40,126 --> 00:21:41,230
nothing personal,
Kenny,
389
00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:43,716
until the day
after the dance!
390
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,752
FLASH: Where is Osborn,
anyway?
391
00:21:56,142 --> 00:21:57,833
[INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]
392
00:22:05,082 --> 00:22:06,463
[SIGHS]
393
00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:10,190
Nice, Pete.
You blew it.
Again.
394
00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:12,503
MARY JANE:
I wouldn't say that.
395
00:22:12,538 --> 00:22:14,885
I saved
the last dance
for you, tiger.
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