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[GASPS]
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Don't like this.
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Something's going down.
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[GRUNTS]
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Tri Corp dispatch,
this is transport 23.
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Tri Corp, do you read...
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[GROANS]
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There you go,
Hammerhead.
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Job done.
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Forget the hat.
Put on the suit.
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You still owe
the Big Man
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one friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man.
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♪ Livin' on the edge
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♪ Fighting crime
Spinning webs
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♪ Swingin' from
the highest ledge
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♪ He could leap
above our heads
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♪ Villains on the rise
And the city's victimized
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♪ Looking up
with no surprise
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♪ Arriving
in the speed of time
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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♪ Spectacular
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♪ Spectacular Spider-Man
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AUNT MAY: Peter, dear.
Are you up?
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Come on, Mr. Lazybones.
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[DOOR OPENING]Aunt May,
I'm not decent.
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[LAUGHING]
All right.
Calm down.
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There's breakfast
waiting downstairs.
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I'll be at Mrs. Watson's.
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[SIGHS]
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Mmm. Waffles.
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Bills.
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Gas, phone, electric,
all past due.
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Oh, good. You're up.
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I've just been visiting
with Anna
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and her niece
Mary Jane.
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A lovely girl.
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Peter, you must meet her.
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Uh, what's she like?
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Oh, she has
a wonderful personality.
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[SHUDDERS]
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She's there now.
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Why don't we just
head over and...
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I'd love to, Aunt May,
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but I promised Harry
I'd help him study,
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and I can't miss
the bus. Bye.
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[HORNS HONKING]
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I so have to get me
some hands-free.
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What?
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Nothing, bro.
Just trying to do
too much at once.
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You mean like selling
pictures to the Bugle
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instead of helping
your friends?
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Look. Straight up,
I blew it, and I know
you're ticked.
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Don't go all emo
on me, bro.
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I'll get over it.
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Just back off
for a while.
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Got it. And thanks.
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Target spotted.
And target lost.
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But he's
in the area, boss.
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[ELEVATOR DINGS]
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Peter, good
to see you.
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Here to help
Harry, eh?
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We help each other,
Mr. O.
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Now, now, Peter.
Modesty doesn't
become men like us.
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Smart. Driven.
Responsible.
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Self-made.
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I'm more of
a work in progress.
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At least you're
making progress.
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Mind if I check
my e-mail?
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[SIGHS]
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[BEEPS]
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An e-vite
to Midtown High's
fall formal.
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Which would rock
if either of us had...
What's the word?
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A date?
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Could probably ask
Mary Jane Watson.
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Mary who what, now?
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Oh, this girl Aunt May
wants me to meet.
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Oh, get this. She has
a wonderful personality.
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[BOTH SHUDDER]I was thinking
about asking Gwen.
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Just as a friend,
you know.
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Well, actually,
I wouldn't know.
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Miss Stacy's currently
not speaking to me.
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[COMPUTER BEEPS]
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"From the desk
of J. Jonah Jameson"?
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Whoa. Publisher
of the Daily Bugle!
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"Mr. Parker,
come in A.S.A.P.
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"to claim paycheck
for photos of Spider-Man."
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Yes!
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Dude, sorry. I'll
be back in an hour.
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Two, tops. Promise.Wait! What do I do
while you're gone?
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Chapters one through six.
Review.
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[GROANS]
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JAMESON: Did a caveman
proofread this piece?
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Where's my
sports editor?
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I want him in my office
in 14 seconds.
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And where's my coffee?
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[STAMMERING]
Sir, I'm Peter...
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I know who you are!
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You're the know-nothing
who wasted 41 seconds
of my time the other day!
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Well, I haven't got
another 41 to spare.
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But... But...Brilliant comeback, kid.
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Now where's
that Parker guy?
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I e-mailed him
76 minutes ago!
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Won't anybody get me
my coffee?
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Coffee. Decaf.
It's only been
20 minutes.
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And I'm pretty sure
you just kicked
Peter Parker out.
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Well, don't just
stand there.
Get him back!
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[GRUMBLING]
Oh, that wasn't
too humiliating.
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Wait. My money!
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Sorry about that, Parker.
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I was expecting someone
old enough to have,
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you know, armpit hair.
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[LAUGHS]
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Now, that costumed freak
sells papers,
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so I want another set of pics
in my hands by deadline.
You got two hours.
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[STAMMERING]
I'll do my best, but...
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You still here?
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What do you want,
a medal? Get out!
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Out!
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BETTY: I'll cut
that check for you, Peter.
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Thanks, Miss Brant.I'm Betty.
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So, Betty, how do you
work for a walking
embolism like Jameson?
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Mr. Jameson's
a decent man,
down deep.
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Are we talking
Mariana's Trench deep
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or Dante's ninth circle
deep?
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[LAUGHS]
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See you soon, Peter Parker.
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Yee-haw!
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He's back.
Set it in motion.
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[ALARM SOUNDING]
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Talk about a crook
with bad timing.
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Great, he's on us.
Now, not too fast.
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If he loses us,
no payday.
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Look, forget
the payday.
I want payback.
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Two hours till deadline?
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No sweat.
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Oh! Don't want anything
to happen to this.
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What?
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[LAUGHS]
Marko?
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How many times
do I have to
take you down?
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And where's your
charming partner O'Hirn?
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[GRUNTS]
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[GROANS]
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Look, we gotta stop
meeting like this.
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People
are starting to talk.
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Mostly about
what doofs you are.
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[WHIRRING]
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[GROANS]
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I reckon that came
as a bit of a shocker,
eh, bug?
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Well, good.
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So will this.
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[GRUNTS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Hold still, son,
so as I can put you
out of your misery.
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How about you put me
out of my mystery?
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Who are you?
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Call me...
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Well, how's
about Shocker?
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Or how's about toast?
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[GRUNTS]
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Either you got less kick
than a three-legged mule,
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or this here suit
does more than protect me
from my own power.
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I guess clothes
do make the man.
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[GROANS]
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[TRUCK APPROACHING]
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Did I get him?
Tell me I got him.
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All you got
is on my nerves.
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Stay out of this, boy.
The grown-ups
were talking.
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Don't be too mad
at O'Hirn.
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He just gets cranky
without his nap.
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Impressive. You can
hire yourself out
as a kiddie ride.
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Thanks.
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But I already got
a job I love.
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[GRUNTING]
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[SPIDER-MAN GRUNTING]
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That should satisfy
the Big Man.
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[BEEPS]Extraction.
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Hey, a little help?I ought to leave you
for the cops,
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but I'm in
too good a mood.
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[SCREAMS]
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[GRUNTS]
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Did I get him?
Is he road kill?
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[SIRENS BLARING]He's finito.
Let's book.
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[GRUNTING]
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[GASPING]
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Oh, talk about
your tight spots.
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But I'm alive.
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[SNIFFS]
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[EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST]And I reek.
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And my paycheck's ruined.
Perfect.
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Harry,
I'm sorry...
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Sorry? You totally
left me hanging.
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I know you
can do calc
in your sleep,
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but I've got a lot
riding on tomorrow's test.
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Maybe I should ask Gwen.
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No, I'm down for tonight.
I swear. Um...
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Carperopum?
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[SIGHS]
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[GRUNTING]
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[LAUGHING]
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Guess all Osborn's
money couldn't buy him
muscle tone.
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Lay off, Flash.
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00:10:22,863 --> 00:10:23,899
You think you
could do better?
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How about you
and me race?
First to the top wins.
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Dude, Parker's
calling you out.
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And my spider powers
are going to
send you home crying.
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Ball, please.
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All right, all right.
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A little friendly competition
never hurt anyone.
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Line up.
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[SNIFFING]Ugh!
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Forget it.
You win.
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Usually, when I say
Puny Parker stinks,
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it's a figure of speech.
But whoo!
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[SNIFFS]
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And I showered
three times last night.
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Peter, throw me the ball.
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[SIGHS]
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PETER: Gwen,
I'm sorry.
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Sorry, you turned
at the last...
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Parker.
Hit the showers.
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[LAUGHS]Yeah, for
all our sakes.
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[ALL LAUGHING]BOY: Yeah.
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BETTY: Pete.
Are you wearing perfume?
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It's a long story.
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00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:14,501
Look, Miss...
I mean, Betty,
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this is embarrassing,
but could you replace
my check?
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It got trashed.
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Well, sure.
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Oh, you have to meet
our editor-in-chief.
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Joe Robertson,
this is Peter Parker.
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The photographer, right.
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Call me Robbie.
Any new shots?
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00:11:32,726 --> 00:11:35,004
Do you know
a Rand Robertson?
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00:11:35,039 --> 00:11:36,799
Well, there is a kid
by that name
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who lives in my house
and eats all my food.
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You at Midtown?Yes, sir.
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Good school. Look,
Peter, the fact that
you've twice gotten
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any usable pictures
of Spider-Man is
pretty amazing.
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00:11:46,809 --> 00:11:48,569
But the photos
themselves...
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You have your camera
on you?
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She's kind of hard
to keep in focus.
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This won't cut it.
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You want to be
a Buglefreelancer,
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you take that check
and invest in
a serious camera.
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Garbage. Garbage.
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00:11:58,890 --> 00:12:00,271
Literally garbage.
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00:12:00,305 --> 00:12:01,272
Garbage... Wait.
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Ho, ho!
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00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:05,414
PETER: Wouldn't
you rather use one
256
00:12:05,448 --> 00:12:06,760
where Spider-Man's
winning?
257
00:12:06,795 --> 00:12:08,141
Ha! Shows what you know!
258
00:12:08,175 --> 00:12:09,556
Nobody loves a winner.
259
00:12:09,590 --> 00:12:10,799
The people are
our market,
260
00:12:10,833 --> 00:12:12,732
and the people want
their heroes to fail.
261
00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:14,112
Makes them feel good
about themselves.
262
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:15,873
[SNIFFING]Whoo!
263
00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:16,977
Piece of advice, kid.
264
00:12:17,012 --> 00:12:18,876
Perfume doesn't cut it.
265
00:12:18,910 --> 00:12:21,671
Tomato juice. Only thing
after taking pictures
at a dump.
266
00:12:23,259 --> 00:12:26,193
Oh, I so need an excuse
to get back to Betty.
267
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:28,506
Which means I need
to take more pictures,
268
00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,578
which means I cashed
in my checks 'cause...
269
00:12:31,612 --> 00:12:33,476
I need to buy
a new camera.
270
00:12:33,511 --> 00:12:35,444
We're closed.
Go away.
271
00:12:35,478 --> 00:12:37,791
The sign says
you don't close
for another hour.
272
00:12:37,826 --> 00:12:40,449
The sign's wrong.
Come back tomorrow.
273
00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:42,762
[GRUNTING]
274
00:12:42,796 --> 00:12:45,316
I'm telling you,
we gotta cash in fast.
275
00:12:45,350 --> 00:12:47,801
Once Hammerhead
spreads the word
Spider-Man's croaked,
276
00:12:47,836 --> 00:12:49,665
it'll be open season for
every hood in the city.
277
00:12:49,699 --> 00:12:51,805
[GRUNTING]
278
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:54,739
Still can't believe
I didn't cash in
his chips myself.
279
00:12:55,429 --> 00:12:56,637
[SNIFFING]
280
00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,088
Something
smells bad.
281
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:00,331
Oh, still?
282
00:13:00,365 --> 00:13:02,505
I washed this costume
five times.
283
00:13:02,540 --> 00:13:04,887
You!And now that you
troglodytes have deduced
284
00:13:04,922 --> 00:13:08,201
that the rumors of
my demise have been
greatly exaggerated...
285
00:13:09,167 --> 00:13:10,928
I'm not dead.
286
00:13:10,962 --> 00:13:12,308
Never mind.
287
00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:14,034
Just tell Shocker
I want a rematch.
288
00:13:14,069 --> 00:13:15,484
You can call
the cops now.
289
00:13:15,518 --> 00:13:18,832
I really, really
hate that guy.
290
00:13:18,867 --> 00:13:22,249
This is
really, really
getting heavy.
291
00:13:22,284 --> 00:13:23,354
[BOTH GRUNTING]
292
00:13:24,389 --> 00:13:25,701
Hey, Aunt May.
293
00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:27,668
I'm home before
the new curfew.
294
00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,187
And that's
appreciated, Peter.
295
00:13:29,222 --> 00:13:30,740
I'm almost done here.
296
00:13:30,775 --> 00:13:32,639
Just paying bills.
297
00:13:32,673 --> 00:13:35,780
Or rather, deciding
which ones I can
hold off paying.
298
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:37,575
PETER: Well, I think
I might...
299
00:13:39,922 --> 00:13:41,786
Hold off on
the gas bill?
300
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:43,719
[SIGHS]
301
00:13:43,753 --> 00:13:46,135
I feel like
banana cake.
You?
302
00:13:46,170 --> 00:13:47,688
Um, no. Thanks.
303
00:13:48,793 --> 00:13:50,208
I think I'll just
hit the sheets.
304
00:13:50,243 --> 00:13:52,866
What? No banana cake?
305
00:13:52,901 --> 00:13:55,662
Helping Harry must have
really tuckered you out.
306
00:13:55,696 --> 00:13:58,941
Oh, man. Harry!
I totally...
307
00:13:58,976 --> 00:14:00,701
...blew me off, Pete.
308
00:14:00,736 --> 00:14:02,393
I know, Har. Look,
I'm worthless, but...
309
00:14:02,427 --> 00:14:04,809
But nothing.
Worthless covers it.
310
00:14:06,293 --> 00:14:07,847
Let me
get this straight.
311
00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:10,608
You ditched out
on the only guy
in the whole school
312
00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:12,472
who actually liked you?
313
00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:13,991
Genius.
314
00:14:14,025 --> 00:14:15,682
[LAUGHING]
315
00:14:16,925 --> 00:14:18,202
[JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING]
316
00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,970
Big Man's not
satisfied, Montana.
317
00:14:28,005 --> 00:14:29,282
And why would that be?
318
00:14:29,316 --> 00:14:32,699
He don't think
you lived up to your
responsibilities.
319
00:14:35,495 --> 00:14:37,462
The new camera
should make Robbie happy.
320
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,188
And, of course,
if I happen to run into...
321
00:14:39,223 --> 00:14:40,707
Miss... Betty.
322
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:41,950
Oh, hi, Peter.
323
00:14:41,984 --> 00:14:43,917
Perfect timing.
Hold this.
324
00:14:43,952 --> 00:14:46,437
You know,
we should do this
more often.
325
00:14:46,471 --> 00:14:49,267
I mean,
you and I have
so much in common.
326
00:14:49,302 --> 00:14:50,959
We both...
327
00:14:50,993 --> 00:14:52,546
Put mustard
on our hotdogs.
328
00:14:52,581 --> 00:14:55,584
Uh, we both work
for Jolly Jonah.
329
00:14:55,618 --> 00:14:57,275
And that's a treat,
believe me.
330
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,933
Anyway,
I was wondering,
331
00:14:59,968 --> 00:15:02,004
would you like to go
to my fall formal?
332
00:15:02,039 --> 00:15:03,488
With me, that is.
333
00:15:03,523 --> 00:15:05,007
Your fall formal?
334
00:15:05,042 --> 00:15:07,734
Yeah,
at my high school.
335
00:15:08,528 --> 00:15:10,012
In the gymnasium.
336
00:15:11,462 --> 00:15:15,811
So, is that
deafening silence
a yes?
337
00:15:15,845 --> 00:15:17,571
It's a very
sweet offer,
338
00:15:17,606 --> 00:15:20,816
but I'm just too old
for you, Peter.
339
00:15:20,850 --> 00:15:22,645
It's just a dance.
340
00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,888
You know,
a little rock and roll.
341
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,131
[RUMBLING]
342
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:28,203
[CAR ALARMS BLARING]
343
00:15:28,237 --> 00:15:30,722
Okay, I didn't
mean it like that.
344
00:15:30,757 --> 00:15:32,552
[PEOPLE CLAMORING]
345
00:15:32,586 --> 00:15:34,864
Graphics already online.
Lee, get me damage reports.
346
00:15:34,899 --> 00:15:36,280
Foswell, take
the science angle.
347
00:15:36,314 --> 00:15:37,971
Manhattan is not known
for earthquakes,
348
00:15:38,006 --> 00:15:40,215
and that was
the third tremor
in the last hour.
349
00:15:40,249 --> 00:15:42,493
Tremor?
Or Shocker?
350
00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,979
[BEEPING]
351
00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:49,189
Epicenters are equally spaced
in a straight line
heading uptown.
352
00:15:49,224 --> 00:15:51,088
These aren't quakes.
353
00:15:51,122 --> 00:15:54,677
They're Shocker's trail of
breadcrumbs for yours truly.
354
00:15:54,712 --> 00:15:58,060
And I think I know
where to find
his gingerbread house.
355
00:16:07,552 --> 00:16:09,554
Here, Shocky,
Shocky, Shocky.
356
00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:12,316
[GROANS]
357
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:16,354
I really thought
I'd ended you, old son.
358
00:16:16,389 --> 00:16:19,357
But you've got more lives
than a bag of cats.
359
00:16:19,392 --> 00:16:22,671
Still, I reckon we can
remedy that situation.
360
00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:24,431
[GROANING]
361
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,541
One more at close range
ought to do it.
362
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:51,044
SHOCKER: I do admire
your spunk, son.
363
00:16:51,079 --> 00:16:52,873
Not enough
to let you go,
of course.
364
00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,979
That would be bad
for business.
365
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,125
Whose business?
366
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,334
I can't tell you
the who.Then tell me the why.
367
00:17:05,369 --> 00:17:07,888
What did your friendly
neighborhood Spider-Man
ever do to you?
368
00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:10,098
It ain't nothing
personal, hoss.
369
00:17:10,132 --> 00:17:12,203
Simple truth is,
if a man's a man,
370
00:17:12,238 --> 00:17:13,963
he honors his
responsibilities,
371
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:15,896
and you're
one of mine.
372
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:21,902
[GRUNTS]
373
00:17:25,389 --> 00:17:26,321
[GRUNTING]
374
00:17:32,292 --> 00:17:34,329
Well, the place
is condemned.
375
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:40,749
You know,
it really ain't wise
376
00:17:40,783 --> 00:17:42,958
to make a dangerous man
look foolish.
377
00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:44,615
You don't need
my help for that.
378
00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:46,651
You looked
in a mirror lately?
379
00:17:49,102 --> 00:17:50,586
Oh, and talk about
incompetent.
380
00:17:50,621 --> 00:17:51,794
You've had
more shots at me
381
00:17:51,829 --> 00:17:53,106
than Marko
and O'Hirn.
382
00:17:53,141 --> 00:17:54,590
And done about as well.
383
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:57,938
Them boys are punks.
This is my profession.
384
00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:01,080
Oh, you do this
for a living?
385
00:18:01,114 --> 00:18:02,633
[LAUGHING]
386
00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,704
[IN SOUTHERN ACCENT] With
that accent, I was thinking
rodeo clown.
387
00:18:04,738 --> 00:18:07,189
Don't you mock me, boy.
388
00:18:07,224 --> 00:18:09,053
I mock.
I'm a mocker.
389
00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:12,746
Also a puller,
a tugger, a yanker.
390
00:18:33,112 --> 00:18:34,147
[SHOCKER SCREAMING]
391
00:18:44,192 --> 00:18:47,195
And that's what they call
bringing down the house.
392
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:57,895
You seem
troubled, son.
393
00:18:57,929 --> 00:18:59,621
Troubled?
Gee, you think?
394
00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:02,002
I failed my cal test
'cause Pete abandoned me.
395
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,763
Flash's crowd
won't cut me a break...
396
00:19:03,797 --> 00:19:06,421
Enough. You're parked
in a no-whining zone.
397
00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:08,147
Take some responsibility.
398
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,734
Peter's not the reason
you failed.
399
00:19:09,769 --> 00:19:11,702
You want to pass
a test? Study.
400
00:19:11,736 --> 00:19:13,911
You want to be popular?
Be popular.
401
00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:16,569
Take control
of your destiny, boy.
402
00:19:16,603 --> 00:19:19,330
Harry,
life's pretty simple.
403
00:19:19,365 --> 00:19:22,540
You cowboy up and do
what you have to do.
404
00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:27,476
Thanks. I will.
405
00:19:28,788 --> 00:19:30,721
My apologies
for the interruption.
406
00:19:30,755 --> 00:19:32,136
Ah, kids today.
407
00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:33,586
What you gonna do?
408
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:36,554
New topic.
Spider-Man.
409
00:19:36,589 --> 00:19:38,384
We want him gone.
410
00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:40,006
You care?None of my business.
411
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,042
Really?
Hero saved your hide.
412
00:19:42,077 --> 00:19:44,044
I have nothing to do
with Spider-Man.
413
00:19:44,079 --> 00:19:45,494
I wouldn't have risked
tipping you off
414
00:19:45,529 --> 00:19:46,944
to that Tri Corp shipment
if I had.
415
00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,394
Why did you tip us off?
416
00:19:48,428 --> 00:19:50,223
Tri Corp's
my competitor
417
00:19:50,258 --> 00:19:52,536
in the super-mercenary field.
418
00:19:52,570 --> 00:19:54,503
If their prototypes
go missing,
419
00:19:54,538 --> 00:19:56,229
everyone wins.
420
00:19:56,264 --> 00:19:59,784
Which brings up
an issue my boss
would like to discuss.
421
00:19:59,819 --> 00:20:01,165
Go ahead, Big Man.
422
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:02,891
[BEEPS]
423
00:20:02,925 --> 00:20:05,376
LINCOLN ON PHONE:
Mr. Osborn, we have
a proposition.
424
00:20:05,411 --> 00:20:08,137
When Spider-Man battles
the likes of the Vulture,
425
00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,485
the Lizard, and even
our Shocker,
426
00:20:10,519 --> 00:20:14,316
he's too busy to interfere
with my empire.
427
00:20:14,351 --> 00:20:16,663
We would like to hire you
to create more...
428
00:20:16,698 --> 00:20:20,011
Well, let's call them
super villains.
429
00:20:20,046 --> 00:20:21,565
What's in it
for me?
430
00:20:21,599 --> 00:20:25,016
Ample funding
and a ready supply
of human guinea pigs
431
00:20:25,051 --> 00:20:28,157
for your more
questionable
experiments.
432
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:30,643
[GROANING]
433
00:20:36,994 --> 00:20:38,064
Ned Lee.
The Bugle.
434
00:20:38,098 --> 00:20:39,548
What is it?
What's the card say?
435
00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:43,034
[READING]
436
00:20:43,069 --> 00:20:45,002
[DIALING]Robbie, it's me.
437
00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:46,935
I'm here, but
I need a photog...
438
00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:48,247
Wait. What?
439
00:20:48,281 --> 00:20:49,834
I said Parker
was there.
440
00:20:49,869 --> 00:20:51,284
Already e-mailed
his shots.
441
00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:52,872
Kid still needs
a new camera.
442
00:20:56,151 --> 00:20:58,498
What's this?The Buglepaid me
for my pictures.
443
00:20:58,533 --> 00:21:00,189
Now you can pay
those bills.
444
00:21:00,224 --> 00:21:01,846
Out of the question.
445
00:21:01,881 --> 00:21:03,814
Besides, if you're
going to take photos
for the Bugle,
446
00:21:03,848 --> 00:21:05,712
you need
a new camera.
447
00:21:05,747 --> 00:21:09,164
Well, that thought
occurred.
448
00:21:09,198 --> 00:21:11,960
But a man has to honor
his responsibilities.
449
00:21:11,994 --> 00:21:13,306
You're one of mine.
450
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:14,859
Aunt May, please.
451
00:21:15,481 --> 00:21:16,758
Let me help.
452
00:21:16,792 --> 00:21:18,138
I accept,
453
00:21:18,173 --> 00:21:20,589
if you agree
to set aside 10%
of every check
454
00:21:20,624 --> 00:21:22,867
to save
for that camera.
455
00:21:22,902 --> 00:21:24,800
Deal?Deal.
456
00:21:24,835 --> 00:21:27,044
[SNIFFING]
457
00:21:27,078 --> 00:21:31,082
Peter, dear,
why do you smell
like tomato juice?
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