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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:06,881 [Freddie crying] 2 00:00:06,923 --> 00:00:10,135 Jesus Christ! What do you want? 3 00:00:10,176 --> 00:00:11,720 Man, I've had, like, two hours of sleep 4 00:00:11,761 --> 00:00:13,179 in the last six months. 5 00:00:13,221 --> 00:00:14,639 You want me to tell you what happened last week 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:15,807 on Shameless? 7 00:00:15,849 --> 00:00:19,102 I don't even remember my own name, for Christ's sake. 8 00:00:19,144 --> 00:00:20,520 Get out of here. 9 00:00:20,937 --> 00:00:23,023 [Carl] Hey, was waffling an admission of guilt 10 00:00:23,064 --> 00:00:24,858 out of that guy without a lawyer present 11 00:00:24,899 --> 00:00:25,984 ethical or whatever? 12 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:28,153 Our job isn't law or ethics. It's justice. 13 00:00:28,194 --> 00:00:29,612 That guy was running away from the cops, 14 00:00:29,654 --> 00:00:31,656 and he admitted guilt-- end of story. 15 00:00:31,698 --> 00:00:33,783 So I was thinking I'm gonna change out the windows, 16 00:00:33,825 --> 00:00:36,286 and, uh, I was actually gonna replace 'em 17 00:00:36,327 --> 00:00:38,079 with double glaze, anyway. 18 00:00:38,121 --> 00:00:40,248 Ugh, we gotta stop hemorrhaging money. 19 00:00:40,290 --> 00:00:42,959 I gotta get a picture for Little Miss South Side. 20 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,128 Oh, look how beautiful you are. 21 00:00:45,170 --> 00:00:47,505 My girls have Little Miss South Side 22 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:49,466 written all over their faces. 23 00:00:49,507 --> 00:00:50,550 [robber] You got a boner? 24 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:51,968 No, that's my money roll. 25 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,179 -Can we have it? -Hmm? 26 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:55,055 [gun cocking] 27 00:00:55,096 --> 00:00:56,723 -Uh... -[Mickey] You two need 28 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,058 to pay someone security for your daily cash run. 29 00:00:58,099 --> 00:01:00,560 So pay me 25 percent of your gross profits, 30 00:01:00,602 --> 00:01:01,728 I'll do it for you. 31 00:01:01,770 --> 00:01:04,522 Security and armed transport from the bar to the bank. 32 00:01:04,564 --> 00:01:05,899 I think we should do it. 33 00:01:05,940 --> 00:01:07,358 [Wyatt] How about don't be a little bitch, 34 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:09,194 and you get to keep your job? 35 00:01:11,029 --> 00:01:13,364 I'm not anybody's bitch. 36 00:01:13,406 --> 00:01:16,242 [cheers and applause] 37 00:01:21,539 --> 00:01:24,542 rock music 38 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:31,299 Think of all the luck you got 39 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:34,719 Know that it's not for naught 40 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:37,806 You were beaming once before 41 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:42,143 But it's not like that anymore 42 00:01:42,185 --> 00:01:45,688 What is this downside 43 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:49,025 That you speak of? 44 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:51,069 What is this feeling 45 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:56,241 You're so sure of? 46 00:02:02,330 --> 00:02:06,084 Round up the friends you got 47 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:09,003 Know that they're not for naught 48 00:02:09,045 --> 00:02:12,132 You were willing once before 49 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:16,803 But it's not like that anymore 50 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:19,931 What is this downside 51 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:23,518 That you speak of? 52 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,645 What is this feeling 53 00:02:25,687 --> 00:02:29,649 You're so sure of? 54 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:34,154 [birds chirping] 55 00:02:35,780 --> 00:02:38,074 [engine rumbling] 56 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,285 [person] Hey, come on! 57 00:02:40,326 --> 00:02:42,871 [dogs barking] 58 00:02:42,912 --> 00:02:44,706 [gunshots] 59 00:02:44,747 --> 00:02:46,749 [laughter] 60 00:02:46,791 --> 00:02:47,792 [dogs barking] 61 00:02:47,834 --> 00:02:50,920 [death metal music blaring on stereo] 62 00:03:01,347 --> 00:03:02,390 [Terry groans] 63 00:03:02,432 --> 00:03:03,725 Hey, look. 64 00:03:03,766 --> 00:03:06,019 Our new neighbors came to welcome us, 65 00:03:06,060 --> 00:03:09,147 even my pansy former son and his stink-dick boyfriend. 66 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:11,524 I guess the city must've made good on their threat 67 00:03:11,566 --> 00:03:12,650 to condemn our old house. 68 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:14,194 That or the meth lab caught fire again. 69 00:03:14,235 --> 00:03:16,029 Well, what are they doing here, though? 70 00:03:16,070 --> 00:03:17,530 Terry's been banging the lady who owns this place 71 00:03:17,572 --> 00:03:18,823 for a couple of years. 72 00:03:18,865 --> 00:03:20,533 Calls it his plan B. 73 00:03:20,575 --> 00:03:21,993 Mrs. McCurdy? She's, like, 90. 74 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,494 Gotta do what you gotta do, man. 75 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,371 -Ugh. -What's that smell? 76 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:27,999 [Frank] That's the stench of abject poverty, son. 77 00:03:28,041 --> 00:03:30,084 Sickening, isn't it? 78 00:03:30,126 --> 00:03:31,753 Actually, I think it might be those chickens. 79 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:32,962 [Mickey] Oh, no, those ain't chickens. 80 00:03:33,004 --> 00:03:35,590 Those are cocks. Like, for cockfighting? 81 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:38,343 -Fighting chickens? -They like it. 82 00:03:38,384 --> 00:03:39,344 If they don't die. 83 00:03:39,385 --> 00:03:41,679 It's natural for 'em. You know, it's fun. 84 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:42,805 We have to move. 85 00:03:42,847 --> 00:03:43,890 I don't wanna be the reason 86 00:03:43,932 --> 00:03:45,808 for the next Black Lives Matter march. 87 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:49,062 I'll get Trayvon Martin-ed for sure if we stay here. 88 00:03:49,103 --> 00:03:51,606 -[gunshots] -[Debbie] Jesus! 89 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:56,653 [laughing] 90 00:03:56,986 --> 00:03:58,571 -[person] Ow! -[Ian] Why's he shooting 91 00:03:58,613 --> 00:04:00,114 -random shit? -[laughs] Aw... 92 00:04:00,156 --> 00:04:02,242 He's playing "I Spy, You Shoot." 93 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,077 "I Spy, You Shoot"? 94 00:04:04,118 --> 00:04:05,370 It's a kids' game. 95 00:04:05,411 --> 00:04:08,665 Yeah, kid says, "I spy with my little eye 96 00:04:08,706 --> 00:04:09,916 that red stop sign," or whatever, 97 00:04:09,958 --> 00:04:11,793 and then the adult... 98 00:04:11,834 --> 00:04:13,795 shoots the stop sign. 99 00:04:14,712 --> 00:04:16,089 Get off your fucking high horses. 100 00:04:16,130 --> 00:04:17,590 Anybody here feel like they're the product 101 00:04:17,632 --> 00:04:19,717 of good parenting, raise your hand. 102 00:04:19,759 --> 00:04:21,094 Okay, I don't have time for this shit. 103 00:04:21,135 --> 00:04:23,388 I gotta get Franny ready. 104 00:04:23,429 --> 00:04:24,889 Where is Franny? 105 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,142 [Terry] Fuck it, just dump the used motor oil in the yard. 106 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:33,815 [Carl] So I was thinking we could go check out 107 00:04:33,856 --> 00:04:34,983 that street racing club 108 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:36,234 at the abandoned over on Fulton. 109 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,152 Maybe get into a high-speed car chase. 110 00:04:38,194 --> 00:04:40,113 Ooh, maybe we could stake out the First Federal, 111 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:41,948 stop a bank robbery in progress. 112 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,741 Or we can infiltrate the Mafia, 113 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,868 take down the Bajio Family from the inside. 114 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,996 Or we down a couple of these bad boys, 115 00:04:48,037 --> 00:04:49,789 do all of the above. 116 00:04:49,831 --> 00:04:51,499 Hey. 117 00:04:51,541 --> 00:04:53,626 You know, I'm starting to like you, Gallagher. 118 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:55,211 Most rooks can't hang, 119 00:04:55,253 --> 00:04:57,046 but it's like police work is sex 120 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:59,007 and you've been poppin' Viagra all day. 121 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,925 You hard right now, aren't you? 122 00:05:00,967 --> 00:05:02,302 I'm very hard right now, ma'am. 123 00:05:02,343 --> 00:05:04,178 -Fully erect for police work. -[chuckles] 124 00:05:04,220 --> 00:05:05,805 [dispatch] Got a 28-05 on Benson 125 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:07,348 in front of the La Chiquita. 126 00:05:07,390 --> 00:05:08,933 Twenty-eight-oh-five? What's that? 127 00:05:08,975 --> 00:05:10,768 Assault? Human trafficking? 128 00:05:10,810 --> 00:05:12,103 Shots fired. 129 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,521 It's loitering. 130 00:05:16,107 --> 00:05:17,442 Hit it, Billie. 131 00:05:19,527 --> 00:05:23,072 [siren wailing] 132 00:05:23,114 --> 00:05:24,574 Franny. 133 00:05:24,615 --> 00:05:27,660 rock music 134 00:05:27,702 --> 00:05:29,287 [knocks] 135 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:30,955 I did my hair. 136 00:05:38,671 --> 00:05:40,465 [footsteps] 137 00:05:40,506 --> 00:05:42,300 Oh, my God! 138 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:44,093 Again with the back splatter? 139 00:05:44,135 --> 00:05:46,346 Backsplash. 140 00:05:46,387 --> 00:05:47,638 [scoffs] 141 00:05:48,931 --> 00:05:50,600 So, um... 142 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:51,851 any interest in brunch? 143 00:05:51,893 --> 00:05:53,019 [sighs] 144 00:05:53,061 --> 00:05:54,937 Are we brunch people now? 145 00:05:54,979 --> 00:05:56,689 An old teacher of mine invited us. 146 00:05:56,731 --> 00:05:57,440 [grunts] 147 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:59,150 You're friends with an old teacher? 148 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,027 Uh, Mr. Hanisian. 149 00:06:01,069 --> 00:06:03,654 He just moved back from St. Louis. 150 00:06:03,696 --> 00:06:04,989 I don't know. 151 00:06:05,031 --> 00:06:06,115 Wasting the rest of the morning 152 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:07,784 eating pastries with some old dude 153 00:06:07,825 --> 00:06:10,161 who taught you, what, pre-algebra? 154 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:13,081 -History? Creative writing? -Music. 155 00:06:13,122 --> 00:06:14,332 Oh. 156 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:15,833 Great, maybe he can teach us 157 00:06:15,875 --> 00:06:18,378 how to play "Hot Cross Buns" on the recorder. 158 00:06:19,712 --> 00:06:21,130 So is that a no? 159 00:06:21,172 --> 00:06:23,383 Brunch is a scam. You know that, right? 160 00:06:23,424 --> 00:06:25,843 Marketers literally just made up a fourth meal, 161 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,428 and we're all supposed to go along with it? 162 00:06:27,470 --> 00:06:29,055 Okay. 163 00:06:29,097 --> 00:06:32,100 Well, he really wanted to meet you, 164 00:06:32,141 --> 00:06:33,351 but I'll just tell him 165 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,895 that you're too big of an asshole to come. 166 00:06:35,937 --> 00:06:38,147 Everything you wanted 167 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:40,316 I gave you it... 168 00:06:40,358 --> 00:06:42,402 Well, that must be our perp. 169 00:06:42,443 --> 00:06:45,071 -[Carl] The loosie lady? -[Leesie] Know her? 170 00:06:45,113 --> 00:06:47,323 Yeah, she been selling squares out here forever. 171 00:06:47,365 --> 00:06:50,076 -Is that illegal? -Gotta have a license. 172 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:52,412 Look like she has a license to you? 173 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:00,128 Hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 174 00:07:00,169 --> 00:07:02,004 I got menthol and regular. 175 00:07:02,046 --> 00:07:03,673 Oh, we're not buying. Uh, we just-- 176 00:07:03,714 --> 00:07:04,757 Gallagher. 177 00:07:04,799 --> 00:07:06,092 Any relation to Lip? 178 00:07:06,134 --> 00:07:08,386 -Yeah, he's my brother. -[laughs] 179 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,388 He used to be my best customer. 180 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,307 I haven't seen that handsome face in a month of Sundays. 181 00:07:13,349 --> 00:07:15,935 -Did he get busted again? -No, he actually had a baby. 182 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:18,813 Ugh! Them newborn babies is bad for business. 183 00:07:18,855 --> 00:07:20,690 -Hey. -So look, unfortunately-- 184 00:07:20,731 --> 00:07:22,775 Y'all still live over there by the Washingtons? 185 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,360 You know the Washingtons? 186 00:07:24,402 --> 00:07:25,903 Ooh, yeah, we used to-- 187 00:07:25,945 --> 00:07:27,572 [over loudspeaker] Fucking move your ass! 188 00:07:27,613 --> 00:07:29,073 I catch you selling out here again, 189 00:07:29,115 --> 00:07:31,200 I'm busting your ass, and I'm taking you in. 190 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:34,704 Okay! Miss June respects the police. 191 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,706 Yes, she does. 192 00:07:36,747 --> 00:07:38,207 All lives matter. 193 00:07:38,249 --> 00:07:40,877 Blue lives. Them blue lives matter. 194 00:07:40,918 --> 00:07:42,670 Especially them blue lives. 195 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:46,632 I was doing it. 196 00:07:46,674 --> 00:07:47,800 Could've fooled me. 197 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:51,762 [Harley Quinn on TV] It's me, dickhead. 198 00:07:51,804 --> 00:07:52,388 Uh, by the way... 199 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:53,931 Hey, what you doin' today? 200 00:07:53,973 --> 00:07:55,057 [Joker on TV] "It's me, dickhead," 201 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:57,435 or just "me, dickhead"? 202 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,479 Yo... 203 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:01,105 Ian. 204 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:02,398 I'm just trying to find the strength 205 00:08:02,440 --> 00:08:04,275 to get off the couch and search for another 206 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:07,028 minimum-wage, dead-end, soul-crushing job 207 00:08:07,069 --> 00:08:09,113 to appease my parole officer. 208 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:12,533 Yeah, well... what if I offer you a job? 209 00:08:13,826 --> 00:08:15,995 As what, getaway car driver? 210 00:08:16,037 --> 00:08:18,414 Come on, weed money security for the Alibi. 211 00:08:18,456 --> 00:08:19,540 It's your lucky day, bitch. 212 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:22,835 -Come on. -Yeah, thanks but no, thanks. 213 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,337 Fuck you. Why not? 214 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,964 I'm not doing anything illegal. 215 00:08:27,006 --> 00:08:28,049 Weed's legal now. 216 00:08:28,090 --> 00:08:30,092 Look, stop eating your weight in Froot Loops. 217 00:08:30,134 --> 00:08:31,552 Go get dressed. 218 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,055 Go on. 219 00:08:34,639 --> 00:08:37,308 I don't think it's a good idea for us to work together. 220 00:08:37,350 --> 00:08:39,227 Oh. Oh, oh. 221 00:08:39,268 --> 00:08:40,394 Well, let's get this shit straight, then, 222 00:08:40,436 --> 00:08:42,438 'cause it's not "workin' together." 223 00:08:42,480 --> 00:08:44,649 You're workin' for me, all right? 224 00:08:44,690 --> 00:08:45,775 I'm the boss. 225 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:48,653 rock music 226 00:08:48,694 --> 00:08:49,987 No, thanks. 227 00:08:56,327 --> 00:08:58,162 [Frank] First comes crime, 228 00:08:58,204 --> 00:09:00,331 then drugs. 229 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:03,000 Then they impregnate our women, 230 00:09:03,042 --> 00:09:05,002 take over our schools, 231 00:09:05,044 --> 00:09:08,756 drain and defraud our public safety nets, 232 00:09:08,798 --> 00:09:09,632 and finally, 233 00:09:09,674 --> 00:09:13,094 the introduction of some rare, communicable diseases 234 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,720 which they brought from 235 00:09:14,762 --> 00:09:18,140 whatever exotic or savage place they originally came from. 236 00:09:18,182 --> 00:09:20,768 Weren't they living, like, five minutes from here? 237 00:09:20,810 --> 00:09:22,812 That's beside the point. 238 00:09:22,853 --> 00:09:24,397 Our pure immune systems 239 00:09:24,438 --> 00:09:27,400 can't handle a Milkovich virus this close. 240 00:09:27,441 --> 00:09:28,859 It's like living right next door 241 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:30,194 to a nuclear waste dump. 242 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:33,948 Sooner or later, the radiation's gonna get ya. 243 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,825 This only ends with death. 244 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:37,868 We're gonna die? For real? 245 00:09:37,910 --> 00:09:39,954 Odds just shot up considerably. 246 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:42,290 -[dog barking] -So we should move. 247 00:09:42,331 --> 00:09:44,250 That's still my vote: move. 248 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:46,335 We don't cut and run. 249 00:09:46,377 --> 00:09:49,130 That's not the Gallagher way. 250 00:09:49,171 --> 00:09:51,799 We have a history to defend here. 251 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,676 A culture. 252 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,052 A community. 253 00:09:55,094 --> 00:09:57,179 No, we gotta figure out how to stop them 254 00:09:57,221 --> 00:10:01,642 before their slimy poverty tentacles unfurl 255 00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:03,394 and devour everything on this block. 256 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:05,563 [Terry] What are you starin' at, Gallagher? 257 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,858 Uh, just watching the neighborhood go to shit 258 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,067 in real time. 259 00:10:10,109 --> 00:10:11,193 We're the reason 260 00:10:11,235 --> 00:10:12,945 the neighborhood's goin' to shit? 261 00:10:12,987 --> 00:10:14,322 You were here first. 262 00:10:14,363 --> 00:10:15,406 What makes the Gallaghers 263 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,657 so much better than the Milkoviches? 264 00:10:16,699 --> 00:10:20,202 You mean other than, uh, daily showers 265 00:10:20,244 --> 00:10:22,079 and the lack of swastikas? 266 00:10:22,121 --> 00:10:24,957 It's a long list, Terry. We'll be here all day. 267 00:10:24,999 --> 00:10:26,626 You think you're better'n me? 268 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:29,170 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 269 00:10:29,211 --> 00:10:31,464 I am. We're all better than you. 270 00:10:31,505 --> 00:10:33,174 The only thing you're better than 271 00:10:33,215 --> 00:10:35,384 is the blacks and the Mexicans 272 00:10:35,426 --> 00:10:36,761 and the Jews. 273 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,305 Otherwise, you're a grade-F lowlife like the rest of us. 274 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:40,848 Take that back. 275 00:10:40,890 --> 00:10:41,974 Fuck no. 276 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,267 I said take that back. 277 00:10:43,309 --> 00:10:45,811 Why don't you come over here and make me? 278 00:10:48,564 --> 00:10:50,858 You're lucky my son's here, Terry. 279 00:10:50,900 --> 00:10:51,859 'Cause if I wasn't trying 280 00:10:51,901 --> 00:10:54,987 to set a positive example for him... 281 00:10:55,029 --> 00:10:56,197 [Terry] Bawk, bawk, bawk, bawk. 282 00:10:56,238 --> 00:10:58,866 Baaaawk, bawk, bawk. [chuckles] 283 00:10:58,908 --> 00:11:01,535 Drumming Bird's "Second Best" playing 284 00:11:01,577 --> 00:11:03,746 Don't harass me if I'm here on time 285 00:11:03,788 --> 00:11:06,332 Another day on the assembly line... 286 00:11:06,374 --> 00:11:09,168 -Fuck you do to that kid? -She did it herself. 287 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:11,545 Thought superglue was hair gel. 288 00:11:11,587 --> 00:11:13,297 [laughs] Kids are idiots. 289 00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:15,466 -No offense, Franny. -[Debbie] Her head size? 290 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:16,926 Uh, small? Extra-small. 291 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:20,137 She just turned five, so whatever your smallest-- 292 00:11:20,179 --> 00:11:21,347 Okay. No problem. 293 00:11:21,389 --> 00:11:23,182 -[phone clatters] -Literally nobody 294 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:24,684 carries wigs for kids. 295 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:27,603 How 'bout you just let her compete with her new do? 296 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:29,355 This stuff ain't comin' out, 297 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:31,607 and she actually looks kind of punk rock. 298 00:11:31,649 --> 00:11:33,401 [Mickey] No way. That shit looks terrible. 299 00:11:33,442 --> 00:11:34,944 Yeah, that's exactly what I'm talking about. 300 00:11:34,985 --> 00:11:37,279 I mean, how am I gonna stand a chance with the judges 301 00:11:37,321 --> 00:11:40,533 if even Mickey can see that my kid looks like a... 302 00:11:40,574 --> 00:11:43,244 walking, talking dumpster fire? 303 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:44,245 No offense, Franny. 304 00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:45,454 You're both conditioned to think 305 00:11:45,496 --> 00:11:48,082 girls have to look, like, one way. 306 00:11:48,124 --> 00:11:49,333 Why does Franny have to conform? 307 00:11:49,375 --> 00:11:51,293 You're just piling your princess complex on her 308 00:11:51,335 --> 00:11:53,003 'cause of your own childhood. 309 00:11:53,045 --> 00:11:53,879 Break the cycle. 310 00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:54,964 I am totally committed 311 00:11:55,005 --> 00:11:57,675 to tearing down false ideals of feminine beauty... 312 00:11:57,717 --> 00:11:59,343 after Franny wins Little Miss South Side. 313 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,178 [Mickey] You guys should check out the, uh, 314 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:02,304 children's hospital. 315 00:12:02,346 --> 00:12:03,723 They got all the cancer kids with the bald heads. 316 00:12:03,764 --> 00:12:05,015 I mean, they gotta have wigs over there 317 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:07,351 so they don't scare the other kids when they go home. 318 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,395 -If they go home. -That's a great idea, Mickey. 319 00:12:09,437 --> 00:12:11,480 I'm declaring a Gallagher war. 320 00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:13,399 -Debbie, can I count on you? -Shh. On the phone. 321 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,608 [Sandy] A war on what? 322 00:12:14,650 --> 00:12:19,196 A war to rid this community of the Milkovich scourge. 323 00:12:19,697 --> 00:12:22,158 Uh, you realize I'm a Milkovich, right? 324 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:24,410 Yeah, me too. 325 00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:25,578 Oh. 326 00:12:25,619 --> 00:12:28,205 Well, some Southerners fought with the North 327 00:12:28,247 --> 00:12:29,290 against slavery. 328 00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:32,460 You can join our cause if your heart is true. 329 00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:33,502 Yeah, you're not gonna win. 330 00:12:33,544 --> 00:12:35,755 Milkoviches are an invasive species. 331 00:12:35,796 --> 00:12:37,673 We don't die. We multiply. 332 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:38,799 Come on, you're making our family sound 333 00:12:38,841 --> 00:12:40,301 way worse than they actually are. 334 00:12:40,342 --> 00:12:42,386 Didn't your dad try to kill you? 335 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:43,387 Whatever. 336 00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,597 Look, the point is, I'm not just gonna 337 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,890 sit here and let you shit-talk my family. 338 00:12:45,931 --> 00:12:48,893 If you're content to fall on the wrong side of history, 339 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:49,852 suit yourself. 340 00:12:49,894 --> 00:12:52,229 Just know that you will be judged harshly 341 00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:53,939 for years to come. 342 00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,650 Debbie! War? 343 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,651 Saint Brigid's gift shop 344 00:12:57,693 --> 00:12:59,236 carries a whole line of kids' wigs. 345 00:12:59,278 --> 00:13:00,362 If we leave right now, we can make it 346 00:13:00,404 --> 00:13:02,239 in time for Little Miss South Side. 347 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,157 Eee! 348 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,200 [Lip] Mm, you see this? 349 00:13:04,241 --> 00:13:06,076 Two eggs and toast for 14 bucks? 350 00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:07,411 -Uh-huh. -It's a total scam. 351 00:13:07,453 --> 00:13:08,579 -Oh, there he is! -It's crazy. 352 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,499 -Ah! There she is. -Hi! 353 00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,083 -Oh! -[Tami] Oh! 354 00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:14,919 [Marcos] Oh, my gosh. 355 00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:16,337 [Tami sighs] 356 00:13:16,378 --> 00:13:17,755 Wow. 357 00:13:17,797 --> 00:13:18,964 And this must be the lucky fella. 358 00:13:19,006 --> 00:13:22,259 Hey, yeah, the famous Mr., uh, Hanisian, right? 359 00:13:22,301 --> 00:13:23,302 I'm, uh, Lip. 360 00:13:23,344 --> 00:13:25,513 Jesus! "Mr. Hanisian"? Please. 361 00:13:25,554 --> 00:13:26,806 It's Marcos. 362 00:13:26,847 --> 00:13:30,184 I haven't been Tam-Tam's teacher for a very long time. 363 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,685 -"Tam-Tam." -Yes. 364 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,562 It's a long story, but it has something to do 365 00:13:33,604 --> 00:13:35,898 -with the tragic fate of a-- -The drum! 366 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,483 Oh, my God. 367 00:13:37,525 --> 00:13:39,485 [laughing] The drum! 368 00:13:39,527 --> 00:13:41,862 I totally forgot about that, but... 369 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:42,655 My gosh. 370 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,448 Oh, my fiancée sends her regards. 371 00:13:44,490 --> 00:13:46,116 She was gonna join us, but she got this call 372 00:13:46,158 --> 00:13:47,451 for a last-second interview. 373 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,286 -Fiancée? -Yes. 374 00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:50,246 [laughs] 375 00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:52,206 -Congrats! -Thank you. 376 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,291 Oh, I made the reservation. 377 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:57,044 Let me just go tell 'em we're only three. 378 00:13:57,086 --> 00:13:59,797 [Tami sighs, giggles] 379 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:01,674 [laughs] Yeah! 380 00:14:01,715 --> 00:14:04,677 upbeat music 381 00:14:09,598 --> 00:14:11,642 Oh, what are you doin'? 382 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,270 -Cleaning my gun. -Yeah. Why? 383 00:14:14,311 --> 00:14:15,646 Gotta transport cash for the Alibi. 384 00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,648 I thought you said this job was legal. 385 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,401 -It is. -Is the gun even registered? 386 00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,027 [laughing] Of course not. 387 00:14:22,069 --> 00:14:22,987 You're a convicted felon. 388 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:24,780 Are you allowed to have a gun at all? 389 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:26,574 That's why it's not registered, dumbass. 390 00:14:26,615 --> 00:14:28,826 Yeah, so weed might be legal, but carrying a gun 391 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,620 as a convicted felon is about as illegal as it gets. 392 00:14:31,662 --> 00:14:34,373 What happens if you get arrested, 393 00:14:34,415 --> 00:14:35,416 get sent back to prison? 394 00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:38,502 Look, I'm doin' security. Need a gun. 395 00:14:38,544 --> 00:14:40,546 Do you have anything resembling an imagination 396 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:42,882 in that fucking skull of yours? 397 00:14:44,133 --> 00:14:45,968 No. I like facts. 398 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,678 Things that are real. Shit I can hold. 399 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,804 [cartridge clicks, gun cocking] 400 00:14:48,846 --> 00:14:51,223 -Like a gun. -[gun clicks] 401 00:14:53,976 --> 00:14:56,687 Kev, where's Amy? Can't be late! 402 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:57,730 [footsteps] 403 00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,901 -She doesn't wanna go. -What? She's goin'! 404 00:15:01,942 --> 00:15:04,194 I'm sorry you didn't make the cut for the contest 405 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:05,112 and Gemma did. 406 00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:07,239 I know how bad you wanna be standing beside her, 407 00:15:07,281 --> 00:15:08,908 competing for the title, 408 00:15:08,949 --> 00:15:10,284 but it's a cold world, baby girl, 409 00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:11,285 and it ain't gettin' much warmer, 410 00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:13,329 so fix your face, put your mask up, 411 00:15:13,370 --> 00:15:15,039 and get ready to cheer for your sister. 412 00:15:15,080 --> 00:15:16,957 -[Frank] We got a problem! -[Kev] Jesus, Frank! 413 00:15:16,999 --> 00:15:18,042 [Veronica] Where's your mask? 414 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,376 You can't just walk into our house. 415 00:15:19,418 --> 00:15:20,794 -It's an emergency! -What happened? 416 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,632 Our community has been infiltrated by undesirables. 417 00:15:24,673 --> 00:15:26,800 -The Milkoviches. -[Frank] We gotta ban together 418 00:15:26,842 --> 00:15:28,677 and figure out a way to drive them back 419 00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,305 to the vermin-infested hellhole they crawled out of. 420 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,640 [Veronica] I will make them a pie. 421 00:15:32,681 --> 00:15:34,892 It's the best way to win over problem neighbors, 422 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:36,393 the good, old-fashioned way. 423 00:15:36,435 --> 00:15:37,686 -Kev, I gotta go. -[Kev] You know, Frank, 424 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:39,521 the Milkoviches might be awful, 425 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,606 but living next to them 426 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,524 can't be much worse than living next to you. 427 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:44,318 soft rock music 428 00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,778 Uh-huh. 429 00:15:48,364 --> 00:15:49,740 Oh, hell no. 430 00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:52,618 Handle this. 431 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:55,621 I'm on it. 432 00:15:58,499 --> 00:16:01,043 Take it easy, Paul Bunyan. 433 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,296 Chop you down to size real quick. 434 00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:09,802 How do we get rid of these fuckers? 435 00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,596 I-I don't know. 436 00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:20,270 Still poutin' over that loosie lady stop? 437 00:16:20,312 --> 00:16:22,314 No. I'm good. 438 00:16:23,065 --> 00:16:25,693 Could've just shot her. You know that, right? 439 00:16:25,734 --> 00:16:27,152 -Would've been way quicker. -Or you could've just 440 00:16:27,194 --> 00:16:29,279 -gave the woman a break. -That ain't no woman. 441 00:16:29,321 --> 00:16:32,866 Don't you recognize big-dick energy when you see it? 442 00:16:34,159 --> 00:16:35,661 Look, we are cops. 443 00:16:35,703 --> 00:16:37,871 We stop crime, period. 444 00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:40,040 Fuck all this community policing shit. 445 00:16:40,082 --> 00:16:42,543 We bust heads. We arrest people. 446 00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,169 That is our job. 447 00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:47,339 Plus, all that jaw-jackin' you were doin' with that lady, 448 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:48,841 you let your guard down. 449 00:16:48,882 --> 00:16:51,385 That's exactly what some of these mopes want. 450 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:54,596 Get you comfortable, get familiar, 451 00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:55,889 get close, 452 00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:58,559 then they take out a blade and they slice you. 453 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,228 Seen it a thousand times. 454 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:03,105 I don't think the loosie lady 455 00:17:03,147 --> 00:17:04,565 -would try to cut me. -[laughs] Oh! 456 00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:06,942 You think that she's made it out here on these streets 457 00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:09,903 for this long without cuttin' somebody? 458 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:12,656 Shi-i-it. 459 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:15,117 I got a bridge to sell you. 460 00:17:15,159 --> 00:17:17,161 You'll see. 461 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,580 [Debbie] Eventually, we're gonna have to do something 462 00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,914 about your relatives living next door. 463 00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:22,875 I can't even park my truck outside anymore. 464 00:17:22,916 --> 00:17:24,168 Oh, yeah, that's a smart move. 465 00:17:24,209 --> 00:17:26,670 My cousins will break into it for sure. 466 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:28,714 I mean, there is one silver lining, though. 467 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,799 [Sandy chuckles] What's that? 468 00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,426 [Debbie] Well, you know, now you and I 469 00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,719 live right next to each other. 470 00:17:33,761 --> 00:17:36,221 -Hmm? -Um... 471 00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,640 I mean, I don't live with them anymore. 472 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,017 You don't? 473 00:17:40,059 --> 00:17:42,227 -Then where do you live? -[Veronica] Debbie? 474 00:17:42,269 --> 00:17:43,854 Hey! 475 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:45,773 [gasps] Oh, my gosh. 476 00:17:45,814 --> 00:17:47,232 Look at you, Gemma. 477 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,444 Don't you look pretty? Where you guys headed? 478 00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:52,196 Little Miss South Side. 479 00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:53,113 Oh! 480 00:17:53,155 --> 00:17:54,782 Franny's a finalist in Little Miss South Side. 481 00:17:54,823 --> 00:17:57,284 [laughs] You're kidding. 482 00:17:57,326 --> 00:17:57,993 No. 483 00:17:58,035 --> 00:18:00,621 I-I didn't know you entered. 484 00:18:00,662 --> 00:18:02,039 I didn't know you entered either. 485 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:05,375 It's getting hot in here... 486 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,586 The more, the merrier, right? 487 00:18:07,628 --> 00:18:08,796 Mm-hmm. 488 00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:11,673 A little friendly competition never hurt anyone. 489 00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:13,717 Exactly. This'll be fun. 490 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,511 So much fun. 491 00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:16,970 This'll be so much fun. 492 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,180 rock music 493 00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:19,640 Welcome to the lion's den 494 00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,642 You want me to replace my gun with this shit? 495 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:23,310 No, look. 496 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,771 All you need is your reputation as a Milkovich 497 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:27,022 and a little help looking the part, 498 00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:28,482 and no one will fuck with you. 499 00:18:28,524 --> 00:18:29,608 Uh-huh. 500 00:18:29,650 --> 00:18:31,151 Job's gonna be fuckin' sweet, man. 501 00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:34,947 I get to transport drugs and money legally. 502 00:18:34,988 --> 00:18:37,449 -Sky's the limit, bitch. -Right. 503 00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:40,452 Hey, thought you'd be happy, man. 504 00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,912 I can get us a new place. 505 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,163 Gotta move out of your house 506 00:18:43,205 --> 00:18:44,957 now that my fuckin' dad moved next door. 507 00:18:44,998 --> 00:18:47,459 Oh, so you admit having the Milkoviches next door 508 00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:48,669 -is a problem. -Fuck yeah. 509 00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,754 We're loud, violent, racist homophobes 510 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,172 with serious hygiene issues. 511 00:18:52,214 --> 00:18:53,423 My dad tried to fuckin' kill us. 512 00:18:53,465 --> 00:18:55,467 I just didn't wanna say that in front of your family 513 00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:56,760 'cause...fuck 'em. 514 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,513 Gallaghers are only, like, one small step above Milkoviches 515 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,348 on, like, the shitty family ladder. 516 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:12,776 Jesus. 517 00:19:12,818 --> 00:19:15,279 You want me to play fuckin' dress-up G.I. Joe? 518 00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,572 Look the part. 519 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,823 Everyone will think you're some sort 520 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:20,617 of special forces military badass or somethin'. 521 00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,119 Yeah, I'm not wearin' that shit 522 00:19:22,161 --> 00:19:24,204 unless you're wearin' it with me. 523 00:19:24,246 --> 00:19:25,956 No way. 524 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:27,166 Okay, good. 525 00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:28,876 Take my chances with my regular clothes 526 00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:30,043 and my real fuckin' gun. 527 00:19:30,085 --> 00:19:32,379 Easier like that anyway. 528 00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:34,882 Mick. 529 00:19:34,923 --> 00:19:37,217 [sighs] Wait. 530 00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:42,222 [[indistinct chatter] 531 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:47,978 [Leesie] See? What'd I say? 532 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,646 No dead cop. 533 00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,398 Freeze! Police! 534 00:19:52,357 --> 00:19:54,318 Wait. Solo? 535 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,403 White Boy Carl? 536 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,824 [laughs] That's when all the altos 537 00:20:00,866 --> 00:20:02,367 became the "alt-nos"! 538 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:03,994 [both laughing] 539 00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,496 -[Tami snorts] -Ooh! [laughs] 540 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:08,123 [Tami] Oh, my God! 541 00:20:08,165 --> 00:20:10,167 -You're still funny. -[Marcos] Aw. 542 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:13,045 And you still do that thing where you crinkle your nose 543 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,505 -and snort. -[Tami giggles] 544 00:20:18,008 --> 00:20:20,761 Nature calls. I'll be right back. 545 00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:22,095 [slaps shoulder] 546 00:20:24,640 --> 00:20:27,017 So...what do you think? 547 00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:29,061 What do I think? I think, um... 548 00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,188 I think he definitely has a... 549 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:32,564 has a thing for you, right? 550 00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,441 mellow music 551 00:20:34,483 --> 00:20:35,734 What? 552 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,986 I mean, yeah, I'm-I'm gettin' this vibe that... 553 00:20:38,028 --> 00:20:40,614 I don't know, it's weird, but he's... 554 00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:41,949 he's crushin' on you. 555 00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:42,991 You-you don't see it? 556 00:20:43,033 --> 00:20:45,452 Nope. I mean... 557 00:20:45,494 --> 00:20:46,411 not really. 558 00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:48,247 Don't mean I'm not worth the heat 559 00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:50,624 You're passing into section 560 00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:51,792 [Lip] Huh. 561 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:54,211 Cost collection of regression... 562 00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,922 [Leesie] Okay, some for you 563 00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:59,800 and some more for you 564 00:20:59,841 --> 00:21:03,136 and just enough to count as a felony for you. 565 00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:04,721 Come on, man. This some bullshit. 566 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:05,597 Damn. 567 00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:06,890 -[Carl] Hey, Leesie. -Hmm? 568 00:21:06,932 --> 00:21:07,975 Can I talk to you for a second? 569 00:21:08,016 --> 00:21:09,559 Yeah. 570 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:12,396 Down low, baby 571 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,774 What are you doing? 572 00:21:15,816 --> 00:21:17,734 Planting evidence. 573 00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:19,027 Not all of them were sorting pills. 574 00:21:19,069 --> 00:21:20,320 Some of them were just sitting there. 575 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,739 -So what are you suggesting? -Let a few of 'em walk. 576 00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,491 Like Solo. He's actually a good dude. 577 00:21:24,533 --> 00:21:25,534 He's a drug dealer. 578 00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,828 There's always gonna be a drug dealer on this block. 579 00:21:27,869 --> 00:21:29,496 Solo's our best option. 580 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:30,831 Come on. 581 00:21:30,872 --> 00:21:32,624 He sponsors a kids' basketball team, 582 00:21:32,666 --> 00:21:34,084 gives out turkeys on Thanksgiving. 583 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,670 You know who's gonna replace his spot if he gets locked up? 584 00:21:36,712 --> 00:21:38,672 The cartel. They cut heads off. 585 00:21:38,714 --> 00:21:39,923 You wanna be back here in two weeks 586 00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:40,882 matching heads with bodies? 587 00:21:40,924 --> 00:21:42,843 Okay, we need at least two. 588 00:21:42,884 --> 00:21:44,428 You pick. I'ma take these pills 589 00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,596 back to the car, log 'em in as evidence. 590 00:21:46,638 --> 00:21:48,140 Wait, which two? 591 00:21:48,682 --> 00:21:50,309 I don't give a shit. 592 00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:56,106 [sighs] 593 00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,108 Let's spitball. Rapid fire. 594 00:21:58,150 --> 00:22:00,110 What do you got? No wrong answers. 595 00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,653 How 'bout we all just move? 596 00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,989 Wrong answer. Not an option. 597 00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,115 Oh! 598 00:22:05,157 --> 00:22:08,243 How 'bout we just pay someone to burn down their house? 599 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,829 You know how close our houses are to theirs? 600 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:12,539 Might as well just set ourselves on fire 601 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,082 and cut out the middleman. 602 00:22:14,124 --> 00:22:17,627 Is there any value in letting loose a bedbug 603 00:22:17,669 --> 00:22:19,880 and-and lice infestation? 604 00:22:19,921 --> 00:22:21,256 Bedbugs and lice will just spend a week 605 00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:22,841 training at the Milkoviches', 606 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,509 Learning, evolving, 607 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:25,594 getting strong and shit. 608 00:22:25,635 --> 00:22:28,513 Then they'll attack our houses with maxed-out abilities. 609 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:30,974 -We won't stand a chance. -[Liam] Here's an idea. 610 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,226 We find a new house, 611 00:22:33,268 --> 00:22:34,728 pack up all our stuff, 612 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,521 and take that stuff to the new house 613 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:40,192 and live there forever, away from the racists. 614 00:22:42,152 --> 00:22:45,989 Maybe we're going about this all wrong. 615 00:22:46,031 --> 00:22:50,077 This is exactly the-the low-rent line of thinking 616 00:22:50,118 --> 00:22:52,871 we're trying to protect this neighborhood from. 617 00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:55,332 We need classy solutions. 618 00:22:55,374 --> 00:23:00,420 What would a well-established, civilized homeowner do? 619 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:03,965 How should I know? 620 00:23:04,007 --> 00:23:06,218 Start a neighborhood watch. 621 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,762 -A homeowner's association. -[Kev] Oh, Frank, 622 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,597 that'll take weeks to set up. 623 00:23:10,639 --> 00:23:12,099 We need them out ASAP, 624 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:14,810 preferably by the time V gets back. 625 00:23:14,851 --> 00:23:16,853 We need to go right at 'em. 626 00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:19,648 Match their aggression, their crazy. 627 00:23:19,689 --> 00:23:22,901 Scare the shit out of 'em the same way they scare us. 628 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,027 Right. 629 00:23:24,069 --> 00:23:27,197 Fear and intimidation's probably the only way. 630 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:30,117 Fear? Intimidation? 631 00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,744 Who's gonna scare the Milkoviches--us? 632 00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:35,414 Not us, son. 633 00:23:36,623 --> 00:23:38,125 But I know who will. 634 00:23:38,166 --> 00:23:41,086 rock music 635 00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,596 What's goin' on here? 636 00:23:51,638 --> 00:23:52,514 [Debbie] Oh, this? 637 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,058 Just wanted to freshen up Franny's look. 638 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,309 And this is the look 639 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,186 you think screams Little Miss South Side? 640 00:23:58,228 --> 00:23:59,896 Yeah, sure is. 641 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,482 upbeat music 642 00:24:02,524 --> 00:24:05,026 I never thought I'd live in the fancy part of town, 643 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:07,946 but the older I get, the more I appreciate space, 644 00:24:07,988 --> 00:24:09,114 quiet. 645 00:24:09,156 --> 00:24:11,908 So when we decided to move back, 646 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:14,035 Near North just made sense. 647 00:24:14,077 --> 00:24:15,495 -Uh, do you rent or own? -[Marcos] Own. 648 00:24:15,537 --> 00:24:17,539 It's-it's the only way to go. 649 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:19,166 So I hear. 650 00:24:19,207 --> 00:24:20,375 [Lip] Mm. 651 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:22,085 [Marcos] I'm actually somewhat of a... 652 00:24:22,127 --> 00:24:23,837 real estate enthusiast, you know? 653 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,088 Buy, sell, fix 'em, flip 'em. 654 00:24:25,130 --> 00:24:28,300 Nothing huge, but if I see the potential, 655 00:24:28,341 --> 00:24:30,844 I'm willing to make that investment, you know? 656 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,762 Rolling up my sleeves and... 657 00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,181 getting to work. 658 00:24:34,222 --> 00:24:36,683 Oh, Lip's been doing all the renovations at our place. 659 00:24:36,725 --> 00:24:40,270 It was basically a tear-down, but now...looks pretty great. 660 00:24:40,312 --> 00:24:42,981 -Thank you. -[Marcos] Good for you, Lip. 661 00:24:43,023 --> 00:24:45,108 Love to check it out sometime. 662 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,360 Yeah, sure, yeah, come by anytime. 663 00:24:47,402 --> 00:24:50,947 Oh, uh, I bet Tam-Tam remembers that first house I owned, 664 00:24:50,989 --> 00:24:52,741 that two-bedroom fixer-upper? 665 00:24:52,782 --> 00:24:54,409 Yes. Yeah, it was cute. 666 00:24:54,451 --> 00:24:56,495 Sorry, wait, so you went to his house 667 00:24:56,536 --> 00:24:59,206 when you were a student and he was a teacher? 668 00:24:59,247 --> 00:25:01,458 [Marcos] Mm-hmm. She was over all the time. 669 00:25:01,500 --> 00:25:03,418 It was a different era, okay? 670 00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:05,754 People weren't so uptight back then. 671 00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:06,838 It was 2010. 672 00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:10,217 How 'bout that, uh, little studio I built in the basement? 673 00:25:10,258 --> 00:25:11,885 Oh, yes! 674 00:25:11,927 --> 00:25:14,679 What was that song we recorded? 675 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:18,308 My heart can be 676 00:25:18,350 --> 00:25:20,977 [both] Such a stranger to me 677 00:25:21,019 --> 00:25:23,021 We come and we go 678 00:25:23,063 --> 00:25:27,067 The only way we know how 679 00:25:27,108 --> 00:25:29,361 If love's a fortune-teller 680 00:25:29,402 --> 00:25:32,239 We belong together 681 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:33,907 'Cause I can't 682 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:37,244 Lose you now 683 00:25:37,285 --> 00:25:39,746 No, I can't 684 00:25:39,788 --> 00:25:42,707 Lose you 685 00:25:42,749 --> 00:25:45,544 You can't help the one you love 686 00:25:45,585 --> 00:25:49,756 The one you love is the one you love, so... 687 00:25:49,798 --> 00:25:52,509 bluesy music 688 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,511 So you not gonna arrest me? 689 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:56,680 No, but for this to work, you gotta tell me 690 00:25:56,721 --> 00:25:58,640 which two of your boys go in your place. 691 00:25:58,682 --> 00:26:00,600 [Solo] Uh, word. 692 00:26:00,642 --> 00:26:03,395 [exhales] A'ight, let me think, uh... 693 00:26:04,271 --> 00:26:06,273 ...you can take Cam. He owe me money. 694 00:26:06,314 --> 00:26:08,858 How's he gonna pay you back if he's in prison, though? 695 00:26:10,026 --> 00:26:11,945 Good point. Leave him. 696 00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,282 You can take him. 697 00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:17,367 Yeah, he was supposed to borrow his mom's AC unit, 698 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:18,785 but he forgot; that's part of the reason 699 00:26:18,827 --> 00:26:21,204 why we outside and not in the house in the first place. 700 00:26:21,246 --> 00:26:23,123 All right, who else? 701 00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:24,874 [Solo sucks teeth, sighs] 702 00:26:24,916 --> 00:26:27,752 Mm... [clicking tongue] 703 00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:29,212 ...Twist. 704 00:26:29,254 --> 00:26:31,298 Yeah, you can take Twist. 705 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,008 He talk too much. 706 00:26:33,049 --> 00:26:34,634 Well, think he's a snitch? 707 00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,886 Nah, not like that. No, he just talk a lot. 708 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:40,056 Mainly about, you know, the TV and shit he watches. 709 00:26:40,098 --> 00:26:42,809 He really into all of that British shit. 710 00:26:42,851 --> 00:26:45,770 You know, like Downton Abbey, The Crown. 711 00:26:46,855 --> 00:26:48,106 [Carl sighs] 712 00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,401 I don't know, man. 713 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:53,570 You want the Milkoviches gone fast, 714 00:26:53,612 --> 00:26:55,196 these are the guys to do it. 715 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:57,198 [Kev] I don't think these guys are gonna help us, 716 00:26:57,240 --> 00:26:59,826 -considering how white we are. -[Liam] I'm right here. 717 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:03,079 Frank, if you were any more white, you'd be clear. 718 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,748 I shared a cell with the head guy 719 00:27:04,789 --> 00:27:06,291 back in the '90s. 720 00:27:06,333 --> 00:27:08,043 I speak the lingo. 721 00:27:08,084 --> 00:27:09,669 I understand their ideology. 722 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:12,672 I'm practically an honorary member. 723 00:27:12,714 --> 00:27:14,007 Come on. 724 00:27:19,929 --> 00:27:21,264 As-salaam alaikum. 725 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,099 How are y'all? 726 00:27:23,141 --> 00:27:24,517 No need for pleasantries. 727 00:27:24,559 --> 00:27:27,812 We've got sort of a... neighborhood situation 728 00:27:27,854 --> 00:27:31,149 which might be of interest to you gents. 729 00:27:31,816 --> 00:27:33,485 [Malik] Why would this interest us, 730 00:27:33,526 --> 00:27:35,278 the Lost Tribe of Shabazz, 731 00:27:35,320 --> 00:27:38,365 poor righteous teachers, the fruit of Islam? 732 00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,659 Because they're racist. 733 00:27:41,159 --> 00:27:42,869 I'm sure you don't want racists here. 734 00:27:42,911 --> 00:27:44,663 So you want us to, what, 735 00:27:44,704 --> 00:27:47,582 go over there, strike the fear of Allah into 'em, 736 00:27:47,624 --> 00:27:50,460 drive 'em out, use force if we have to? 737 00:27:50,502 --> 00:27:53,004 Yeah, that. Exactly that. 738 00:27:53,046 --> 00:27:54,172 Go jihad if you have to. 739 00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:55,590 I'm glad we're on the same page. 740 00:27:55,632 --> 00:27:56,883 You know what this sounds like to me? 741 00:27:56,925 --> 00:28:00,011 A perfect opportunity for us all to work together 742 00:28:00,053 --> 00:28:01,763 against a common enemy. 743 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,556 Sounds like a Yacubian devil problem, 744 00:28:03,598 --> 00:28:05,266 and we got no business joinin' one devil 745 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:06,726 in his fight against the other. 746 00:28:06,768 --> 00:28:09,312 I'm sorry, um... I missed that first part. 747 00:28:09,354 --> 00:28:12,148 -Yacubi what? -It means white people. 748 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:13,650 Oh, we're the devil. 749 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:15,860 Right, got it. Carry on. 750 00:28:17,195 --> 00:28:19,656 If not for us... 751 00:28:21,032 --> 00:28:22,867 ...do it for him. 752 00:28:23,952 --> 00:28:26,705 Little brother, is it true what this devil is saying 753 00:28:26,746 --> 00:28:29,082 about the more devilish devils next door? 754 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,752 -You scared? -Terrified. 755 00:28:36,673 --> 00:28:38,425 We'll do it but only to demonstrate 756 00:28:38,466 --> 00:28:40,593 the awesome power the Asiatic Black man possesses 757 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:43,138 when we stand fearlessly against the wicked ways 758 00:28:43,179 --> 00:28:44,639 of those who would oppress us. 759 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,558 Now, who are these devils we evictin'? 760 00:28:46,599 --> 00:28:47,642 What are their names? 761 00:28:47,684 --> 00:28:49,144 Well, these particular devils 762 00:28:49,185 --> 00:28:50,895 go by the name of Milkovich. 763 00:28:50,937 --> 00:28:52,939 [person clears throat] 764 00:28:55,817 --> 00:28:57,360 You know, I forgot. [chuckles] 765 00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,279 I forgot we got a pray thing that we gotta do. 766 00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,157 We-we pray, like, five times a day. 767 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:04,909 So we gon-we gonna do that. 768 00:29:04,951 --> 00:29:06,244 Good luck to you fellas. 769 00:29:06,286 --> 00:29:08,955 Peace and blessings. 770 00:29:13,042 --> 00:29:14,127 [door slams] 771 00:29:16,921 --> 00:29:19,090 [Ilene sighs] 772 00:29:19,632 --> 00:29:23,261 Come on, Franny, the judges asked you what you like to do. 773 00:29:24,262 --> 00:29:25,305 What'd you tell me last week? 774 00:29:25,346 --> 00:29:27,140 You like to, uh, dress up like a princess. 775 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,641 You--your doll house collection. 776 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:29,768 Tell 'em about that. 777 00:29:29,809 --> 00:29:32,687 Why don't we just skip on to the talent portion? 778 00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:34,814 Right, uh...come on, baby. Sing your song. 779 00:29:34,856 --> 00:29:37,108 -Mm-mm. -Sing your song, Franny. 780 00:29:37,150 --> 00:29:38,318 Mm-mm. 781 00:29:38,359 --> 00:29:39,861 [whispering] Don't do this to me. 782 00:29:39,903 --> 00:29:42,489 -[door clicks open] -[Veronica] Scuse me. 783 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:45,492 I just wanna remind the panel of esteemed judges 784 00:29:45,533 --> 00:29:47,327 about the strict time limit. 785 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:50,622 Unfortunately, this contestant's time has elapsed 786 00:29:50,663 --> 00:29:52,457 98 seconds ago. 787 00:29:52,499 --> 00:29:53,750 Oh, thank God. She's right. 788 00:29:53,792 --> 00:29:55,418 -That is all! -But she-- 789 00:29:55,460 --> 00:29:58,129 [Ilene] Miss Gallagher, your time's up. 790 00:29:58,171 --> 00:30:01,132 upbeat music 791 00:30:06,137 --> 00:30:08,598 [dogs barking] 792 00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:10,642 Look, it's SEAL Team Dicks. 793 00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:13,394 Oh, no, they're trying to infiltrate our breach 794 00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,146 from the rear. 795 00:30:15,188 --> 00:30:17,273 [laughter] 796 00:30:17,315 --> 00:30:18,900 [door slams] 797 00:30:18,942 --> 00:30:20,401 [Kev] Jesus. 798 00:30:20,443 --> 00:30:22,111 A little overdressed, don't you think? 799 00:30:22,153 --> 00:30:23,404 [Frank laughs] 800 00:30:23,446 --> 00:30:24,781 Look, you want your money to be safe or not? 801 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,366 Let's get to it. What's the job? 802 00:30:26,407 --> 00:30:27,575 [Kev] Pretty straightforward. 803 00:30:27,617 --> 00:30:28,743 Just take the money to the grow house 804 00:30:28,785 --> 00:30:30,829 so we can get on the regular delivery list. 805 00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,748 Grow house? I thought I was your supplier. 806 00:30:33,790 --> 00:30:35,250 Supply and demand leveled out. 807 00:30:35,291 --> 00:30:37,252 Everyone's got legal product again. 808 00:30:37,293 --> 00:30:39,170 Well, for fuck's sake, Kev. 809 00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,547 [Mickey] All right. 810 00:30:40,588 --> 00:30:42,715 Chop-chop. Collect the money. 811 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:45,885 You collect the money. 812 00:30:46,511 --> 00:30:47,971 I'm the boss, 'member? 813 00:30:48,012 --> 00:30:50,723 [laughs] I just supervise and shit; you do all the work. 814 00:30:50,765 --> 00:30:53,852 Uh, fuck you. I don't work for you. 815 00:30:53,893 --> 00:30:56,145 [Mickey] You're making me look bad, asshole. 816 00:30:58,857 --> 00:31:00,316 All right, I got two of these 817 00:31:00,358 --> 00:31:02,277 in case you got too much cash to move. 818 00:31:02,318 --> 00:31:03,903 All right. Turn around. 819 00:31:03,945 --> 00:31:06,239 Where I keep my money's for my eyes only. 820 00:31:06,281 --> 00:31:07,323 [scoffs] 821 00:31:07,365 --> 00:31:09,826 I'm serious! Turn around. 822 00:31:10,618 --> 00:31:13,162 [whispering] Put your head down. 823 00:31:13,204 --> 00:31:16,165 funky music 824 00:31:28,970 --> 00:31:30,346 Okay. 825 00:31:30,388 --> 00:31:32,849 There ya go. 826 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:35,226 -[music stops] -What's this? 827 00:31:35,268 --> 00:31:36,936 Yesterday's profits. 828 00:31:38,771 --> 00:31:41,065 This is only, like, 1,500 bucks. 829 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:42,817 $1,653. 830 00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:45,194 Take that money, minus your cut, to the grow house. 831 00:31:45,236 --> 00:31:46,738 They're waiting. 832 00:31:52,118 --> 00:31:53,411 This is-- 833 00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,210 What are we gonna do about the Milkoviches? 834 00:32:02,462 --> 00:32:05,340 We could go to the Nation of Islam for help. 835 00:32:05,381 --> 00:32:07,300 -Those guys are-- -We just did that, Frank, 836 00:32:07,342 --> 00:32:09,135 literally less than an hour ago. 837 00:32:09,719 --> 00:32:10,678 I know that. 838 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:13,473 Th-th-that's-that's not what I meant! 839 00:32:13,514 --> 00:32:16,309 I meant we could go back 840 00:32:16,351 --> 00:32:19,187 or we could get to Mrs. McCurdy, 841 00:32:19,228 --> 00:32:21,356 talk to her, 842 00:32:21,397 --> 00:32:24,233 try to convince her to evict them. 843 00:32:24,275 --> 00:32:26,277 Record her living conditions. 844 00:32:26,319 --> 00:32:27,779 It's gotta be horrific in there 845 00:32:27,820 --> 00:32:30,073 now that the Milkoviches have moved in. 846 00:32:30,114 --> 00:32:32,533 There's no way they'd let 'em stay there 847 00:32:32,575 --> 00:32:34,494 if there was proof of elder abuse. 848 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:36,621 There's no way they're gonna let you get near her. 849 00:32:36,663 --> 00:32:38,247 They got that place surrounded. 850 00:32:38,289 --> 00:32:40,833 If we created a distraction, 851 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,502 draw them to the front of the house, 852 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:44,003 I could sneak in the back. 853 00:32:44,045 --> 00:32:47,173 What gets white trash's attention? 854 00:32:47,966 --> 00:32:49,884 A Trans Am that needs fixin'? 855 00:32:49,926 --> 00:32:52,804 A Black athlete disrespecting our flag. 856 00:32:52,845 --> 00:32:55,515 -A gun rally. -A Klan rally. 857 00:32:55,556 --> 00:32:57,809 A monster truck rally. 858 00:32:57,850 --> 00:32:59,644 Well, any rally, really. 859 00:32:59,686 --> 00:33:02,146 I think I know what might do the trick. 860 00:33:02,939 --> 00:33:04,816 Let me get my running shoes. 861 00:33:04,857 --> 00:33:09,070 I am just a fan of all your power and might 862 00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:12,115 I know you can, you're the man... 863 00:33:12,156 --> 00:33:14,158 [Lip sighs] 864 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:18,246 Well, let's get goin' 865 00:33:18,287 --> 00:33:20,289 Let's get goin' 866 00:33:21,749 --> 00:33:23,251 You got it 867 00:33:23,292 --> 00:33:24,752 Let's get goin' 868 00:33:26,462 --> 00:33:27,672 You got it 869 00:33:27,714 --> 00:33:31,009 All right, you haven't said a word since brunch. 870 00:33:31,050 --> 00:33:33,344 Well, that is because I'm pretty much speechless. 871 00:33:33,386 --> 00:33:34,846 Okay. 872 00:33:35,555 --> 00:33:36,848 Why? 873 00:33:36,889 --> 00:33:41,519 Oh, maybe 'cause you fucked your teacher in high school? 874 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:43,771 What? No. 875 00:33:43,813 --> 00:33:46,524 No, so-so you didn't fuck your teacher. 876 00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:50,319 -We dated. -Oh. 877 00:33:50,361 --> 00:33:52,864 It was a serious relationship. 878 00:33:55,074 --> 00:33:56,701 Okay, yeah, we slept together. 879 00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,619 -But it was beautiful. -God, I knew it. 880 00:33:58,661 --> 00:34:00,788 You couldn't have given me a heads-up before brunch? 881 00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,707 No, because I figured you wouldn't get it. 882 00:34:02,749 --> 00:34:04,876 Nobody gets it. 883 00:34:04,917 --> 00:34:06,044 Look, you're already judging me. 884 00:34:06,085 --> 00:34:08,129 You were a kid. That's some pedophile shit! 885 00:34:08,171 --> 00:34:12,341 I was mature for my age, and I went after him, so... 886 00:34:12,717 --> 00:34:15,303 You don't know how it was between us. 887 00:34:15,344 --> 00:34:17,180 Okay, I wasn't a child. 888 00:34:17,221 --> 00:34:18,848 He saw me for me. 889 00:34:18,890 --> 00:34:20,975 I saw him for him. 890 00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,935 That's what made it beautiful. 891 00:34:26,481 --> 00:34:28,608 I gotta go work on my bike. 892 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:33,780 What the hell was that in there? 893 00:34:33,821 --> 00:34:36,199 Oh, just making sure the judges are abidin' by their own rules. 894 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,326 -Nothing personal. -It sure feels personal. 895 00:34:38,367 --> 00:34:40,203 It feels like you're trying to sabotage Franny. 896 00:34:40,244 --> 00:34:43,664 When you're used to privilege, equality feels like oppression. 897 00:34:43,706 --> 00:34:45,541 Privilege? Me? 898 00:34:45,583 --> 00:34:47,877 I grew up worse off than you-- with Frank! 899 00:34:47,919 --> 00:34:50,671 Yeah, who ever heard of a little blonde girl 900 00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,965 getting special treatment? 901 00:34:53,007 --> 00:34:56,094 Scuse me. Amy has to go to the bathroom. 902 00:34:59,722 --> 00:35:01,682 That bitch. 903 00:35:01,724 --> 00:35:04,102 Maybe you should just drop it. 904 00:35:05,394 --> 00:35:06,854 Fuck that. 905 00:35:06,896 --> 00:35:09,148 Hey, Franny, I have a great idea. 906 00:35:09,190 --> 00:35:11,025 Do you wanna help Gemma with her makeup? 907 00:35:11,067 --> 00:35:14,070 I think that you could make her look really pretty. 908 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:16,906 -Wanna do it? -Debbie, don't. 909 00:35:16,948 --> 00:35:18,491 V started it. 910 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,628 Oh, this lady sure does have a massive set of balls. 911 00:35:37,468 --> 00:35:40,263 dramatic music 912 00:35:40,304 --> 00:35:42,974 Well, hey there, Officer. Something I can get you? 913 00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,935 What--ow! Are you-- What is wrong with you? 914 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:49,730 Get off of me! Hell is wrong with you? 915 00:35:49,772 --> 00:35:51,983 Oh, you crazy! Aah! 916 00:35:52,024 --> 00:35:53,776 Fucking get off of me! 917 00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,991 -What are you do-- -Hey! 918 00:36:11,627 --> 00:36:13,588 [Miss June] No! [grunts] 919 00:36:23,848 --> 00:36:27,018 Last...warning. 920 00:36:27,810 --> 00:36:29,562 Well, fuck you, then, you raggedy old, 921 00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,105 dusty old, musty old, oink-oink, 922 00:36:31,147 --> 00:36:33,441 Porky Pig, Oscar Mayer bacon bitch! 923 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,151 Fuck the police! 924 00:36:36,152 --> 00:36:38,321 What did you just say to me? 925 00:36:38,696 --> 00:36:41,324 You really expect me to repeat all that? 926 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:44,702 -Strip. -[gun cocking] 927 00:36:45,953 --> 00:36:47,413 Bitch, I said strip! 928 00:36:49,081 --> 00:36:52,168 Lose the dress now. 929 00:37:01,928 --> 00:37:03,262 Wig too. 930 00:37:04,764 --> 00:37:06,724 -Leesie. -No, she gonna learn. 931 00:37:06,766 --> 00:37:07,767 Wig! 932 00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:15,191 Come on, now! 933 00:37:20,738 --> 00:37:22,448 Let's go to the car and get a Red Bull. 934 00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:25,076 I'm having a 2:30 in the afternoon sorta feeling, 935 00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,535 know what I'm saying? 936 00:37:26,577 --> 00:37:28,079 [Miss June sobs] 937 00:37:35,711 --> 00:37:37,588 death metal music 938 00:37:37,630 --> 00:37:40,132 [Kev] Enough is enough! 939 00:37:40,174 --> 00:37:42,760 We won't tolerate hate in this neighborhood. 940 00:37:42,802 --> 00:37:45,805 [music blaring on stereo] 941 00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,687 Mm-hmm. 942 00:37:52,728 --> 00:37:54,855 -This is stupid. -You say stupid. 943 00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:56,357 I say necessary. 944 00:37:56,399 --> 00:37:59,277 [dog barking] 945 00:38:04,448 --> 00:38:06,075 Hey, buddy. 946 00:38:06,117 --> 00:38:07,785 How ya doing? 947 00:38:07,827 --> 00:38:09,287 It's Frank. Remember me? I'm-- 948 00:38:09,328 --> 00:38:11,372 I mean, yeah, I live in the hood. 949 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,582 You remember? Yeah, you know me! 950 00:38:13,624 --> 00:38:15,042 -[dog whimpers] -Yeah! 951 00:38:21,382 --> 00:38:22,341 Hmm? 952 00:38:22,383 --> 00:38:24,677 Oh, yeah. 953 00:38:24,719 --> 00:38:28,097 [inhales] That one's gotta hurt, huh? 954 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:30,349 I got a whole stack of these. 955 00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,977 I'm thinkin' about burning all of 'em. 956 00:38:33,019 --> 00:38:36,188 I think we just spooked him. Come on. 957 00:38:38,733 --> 00:38:40,693 -[dog barking] -Jesus! Okay! Okay! 958 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,070 Ooh, ooh, easy, easy, easy, easy. 959 00:38:43,112 --> 00:38:46,115 Holy shit! Even their dog is racist. 960 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,492 [laughing] How 'bout that? 961 00:38:48,534 --> 00:38:50,077 I think you gotta go in. 962 00:38:50,119 --> 00:38:51,912 The Milkoviches have probably fantasized 963 00:38:51,954 --> 00:38:54,874 about finding some Black kid breaking into their house. 964 00:38:54,915 --> 00:38:56,584 Every cause needs a martyr. 965 00:38:56,625 --> 00:38:58,044 No, Frank. 966 00:38:58,085 --> 00:39:01,172 I-I'm the only one who can keep the dog quiet. 967 00:39:01,213 --> 00:39:03,466 If he keeps barking, we're gonna get caught. 968 00:39:04,091 --> 00:39:06,635 I'm counting on you, son. 969 00:39:06,677 --> 00:39:08,679 We all are. 970 00:39:12,641 --> 00:39:13,809 [sighs] 971 00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,561 [Frank whispering] Easy. 972 00:39:20,149 --> 00:39:22,568 [Kev] What are you gonna do? 973 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,736 You gonna chase me, huh? 974 00:39:23,778 --> 00:39:25,696 Gonna try to stop me, beat me up? 975 00:39:25,738 --> 00:39:26,947 Why would we do that? 976 00:39:26,989 --> 00:39:29,992 I'm literally torching your entire belief system. 977 00:39:30,034 --> 00:39:31,410 It's incredibly disrespectful. 978 00:39:31,452 --> 00:39:33,204 I don't know. It's just paper, man. 979 00:39:33,245 --> 00:39:34,997 [Joey] Yeah, symbols are just symbols. 980 00:39:35,039 --> 00:39:37,917 I mean, even that big old flag back there-- 981 00:39:37,958 --> 00:39:39,794 it's meaningless, really. 982 00:39:39,835 --> 00:39:41,462 What are you talking about? 983 00:39:41,504 --> 00:39:43,923 Real racism-- it's in our hearts, 984 00:39:43,964 --> 00:39:46,550 in our minds, in our souls. 985 00:39:46,592 --> 00:39:47,927 Can't burn that, dude. 986 00:39:50,137 --> 00:39:53,182 [muffled death metal music playing] 987 00:40:08,781 --> 00:40:11,784 [floorboards creaking] 988 00:40:15,830 --> 00:40:17,581 [sighs] 989 00:40:33,305 --> 00:40:35,307 [cell phone dings] 990 00:40:38,769 --> 00:40:40,604 Are you okay? 991 00:40:40,646 --> 00:40:44,024 Are you being held here against your will? 992 00:40:44,066 --> 00:40:46,152 [sighs] 993 00:40:46,193 --> 00:40:48,904 Have all these people moved into your house 994 00:40:48,946 --> 00:40:50,614 without your permission? 995 00:40:52,116 --> 00:40:53,742 Mrs. McCurdy, 996 00:40:53,784 --> 00:40:57,955 is there anything you can tell me about Terry Milkovich? 997 00:41:01,584 --> 00:41:04,420 Terry Milkovich? 998 00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,673 I'll tell you about Terry. 999 00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:09,258 He's a beast. 1000 00:41:09,300 --> 00:41:12,887 death metal music 1001 00:41:12,928 --> 00:41:13,888 [Mikey] How was I supposed to know 1002 00:41:13,929 --> 00:41:14,972 they didn't have any money? 1003 00:41:15,014 --> 00:41:15,931 [Ian] Well, you should have checked how much 1004 00:41:15,973 --> 00:41:17,099 we'd actually be transporting. 1005 00:41:17,141 --> 00:41:18,350 Well, it wouldn't matter if you hadn't made us buy 1006 00:41:18,392 --> 00:41:19,435 this stupid-ass SWAT team shit. 1007 00:41:19,477 --> 00:41:20,853 Which wouldn't fucking matter 1008 00:41:20,895 --> 00:41:22,104 if you made half as much as you promised. 1009 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,356 "Oh, could be thousands, maybe millions. 1010 00:41:24,398 --> 00:41:26,108 Be fucking billionaires by Tuesday." 1011 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,985 You know what? You're fuckin' fired. 1012 00:41:28,027 --> 00:41:30,237 You can't fire somebody you never employed. 1013 00:41:30,279 --> 00:41:32,448 I was trying to help you out. 1014 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:43,042 angelic music 1015 00:41:43,083 --> 00:41:45,294 [Mickey] Holy shit! 1016 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:00,351 Uh, hey, Tam, where's my soap? 1017 00:42:00,392 --> 00:42:02,311 You know, the grease pumice stuff. 1018 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:04,522 -Oh, I put it under the sink. -Why? 1019 00:42:04,563 --> 00:42:07,650 I want the nice shit out. We're having company. 1020 00:42:07,691 --> 00:42:09,235 -We are? -Yeah. 1021 00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:11,320 Marcos and his fiancée. 1022 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:12,571 Twice in one day? 1023 00:42:12,613 --> 00:42:14,823 I mean, brunch was more than enough, 1024 00:42:14,865 --> 00:42:15,950 don't you think? 1025 00:42:15,991 --> 00:42:17,701 Well, you're the one who invited him. 1026 00:42:17,743 --> 00:42:18,869 The fuck I did. 1027 00:42:18,911 --> 00:42:20,621 You said, "Come by anytime." 1028 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,582 Well, he's taking you up on your offer. 1029 00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:24,833 [Lip] Mm. 1030 00:42:24,875 --> 00:42:27,002 [doorbell rings] 1031 00:42:31,423 --> 00:42:33,175 -Hi. -Hi! 1032 00:42:33,217 --> 00:42:34,843 This is Kelly... 1033 00:42:36,053 --> 00:42:37,346 ...my fiancée. 1034 00:42:37,388 --> 00:42:38,889 Hi. [giggles] 1035 00:43:01,245 --> 00:43:03,330 You okay, Eilish? 1036 00:43:03,372 --> 00:43:04,290 Mm-hmm. 1037 00:43:04,331 --> 00:43:07,251 All right, well, good shift today, man. 1038 00:43:07,293 --> 00:43:09,420 You're really taking to this police shit. 1039 00:43:09,461 --> 00:43:11,130 You gonna be a decent cop. 1040 00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:13,007 Just clean out the car, go on home, 1041 00:43:13,048 --> 00:43:14,174 get some rest... 1042 00:43:14,216 --> 00:43:15,801 back at it again tomorrow. 1043 00:43:15,843 --> 00:43:17,428 More heads to bust. 1044 00:43:23,309 --> 00:43:26,270 funky music 1045 00:43:31,233 --> 00:43:33,694 Before we make our final decision, 1046 00:43:33,736 --> 00:43:35,487 we'd like to ask each of the mothers 1047 00:43:35,529 --> 00:43:37,573 to explain what excites them most 1048 00:43:37,615 --> 00:43:40,242 about the Little Miss South Side title. 1049 00:43:40,284 --> 00:43:42,369 We can start with you, Miss Gallagher. 1050 00:43:42,411 --> 00:43:43,996 Well...[exhales] 1051 00:43:44,038 --> 00:43:45,581 ...I think that Franny is 1052 00:43:45,623 --> 00:43:48,125 most excited about becoming an ambassador 1053 00:43:48,167 --> 00:43:49,418 for our community, 1054 00:43:49,460 --> 00:43:50,544 showing the rest of the city 1055 00:43:50,586 --> 00:43:51,795 what the South Side's all about. 1056 00:43:51,837 --> 00:43:54,298 Whether it's, uh, going to a little league game 1057 00:43:54,340 --> 00:43:57,426 or a parade or the grand opening of a new Arby's, 1058 00:43:57,468 --> 00:43:58,927 there's no place that we won't go. 1059 00:43:58,969 --> 00:44:01,013 [Veronica, muffled] Do you even go to those places? 1060 00:44:01,055 --> 00:44:02,431 Excuse me? 1061 00:44:02,473 --> 00:44:05,351 I'm just saying, given your status, 1062 00:44:05,392 --> 00:44:07,269 are you allowed to go to those events? 1063 00:44:07,311 --> 00:44:09,355 Are you allowed to be here? 1064 00:44:09,396 --> 00:44:11,440 Uh...[chuckles nervously] 1065 00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:13,567 ...I got special permission. 1066 00:44:13,609 --> 00:44:15,194 I'm sorry, what status? 1067 00:44:15,235 --> 00:44:17,363 She's a registered sex offender. 1068 00:44:17,404 --> 00:44:19,406 Hot lesbian convict? That's her. 1069 00:44:19,448 --> 00:44:20,324 You bitch! 1070 00:44:20,366 --> 00:44:21,617 Who you callin' a bitch, bitch? 1071 00:44:21,659 --> 00:44:23,369 You, you drug-dealing bitch! 1072 00:44:23,410 --> 00:44:24,536 She's a drug dealer. She deals drugs. 1073 00:44:24,578 --> 00:44:27,831 [Veronica] I am a legal cannabis entrepreneur! 1074 00:44:27,873 --> 00:44:30,334 [overlapping shouting] 1075 00:44:30,376 --> 00:44:31,669 What, a Black woman can't be... 1076 00:44:31,710 --> 00:44:33,337 Technically, I am a registered sex offender... 1077 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,422 And look what she did to my daughter's face. 1078 00:44:35,464 --> 00:44:36,757 [Debbie] I would never touch a child! 1079 00:44:36,799 --> 00:44:39,009 [Veronica] A broke-down little 1980s pageant little girl! 1080 00:44:39,051 --> 00:44:40,678 rock music 1081 00:44:40,719 --> 00:44:42,596 [Trisha] Okay, I guess this is enough 1082 00:44:42,638 --> 00:44:45,015 to keep them back on our delivery schedule. 1083 00:44:45,057 --> 00:44:47,476 -Barely. -All right, thanks. 1084 00:44:47,518 --> 00:44:49,061 I'll let 'em know. 1085 00:44:49,103 --> 00:44:50,396 [Trisha] You guys new? 1086 00:44:50,437 --> 00:44:52,564 Haven't seen you around before. 1087 00:44:52,606 --> 00:44:54,316 What are you guys... 1088 00:44:54,358 --> 00:44:56,568 ex-military, Rangers, 1089 00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:58,487 SEALs, Delta Force? 1090 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:01,365 Uh, y-yeah, yeah. All that shit. 1091 00:45:01,407 --> 00:45:04,451 I, uh...I-I just got back from, uh, 1092 00:45:04,493 --> 00:45:06,412 mowin' down terrorists overseas, you know? 1093 00:45:06,453 --> 00:45:09,415 Took out a whole... 1094 00:45:09,456 --> 00:45:10,332 village. 1095 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:11,291 Fuck those guys. 1096 00:45:11,333 --> 00:45:12,793 -[Trisha laughs] Right on. -Yeah. 1097 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:16,088 I could need another pro security firm on our roster. 1098 00:45:16,130 --> 00:45:18,298 Business...is booming. 1099 00:45:18,340 --> 00:45:20,426 We can't keep up with all the pickups and deliveries. 1100 00:45:20,467 --> 00:45:23,262 Oh, I am your man, you know? Very professional. 1101 00:45:23,303 --> 00:45:24,304 Extra professional. 1102 00:45:24,346 --> 00:45:26,348 Uh, how much are we gonna get paid? 1103 00:45:26,390 --> 00:45:27,474 It's gotta be worth our time. 1104 00:45:27,516 --> 00:45:30,227 Going rate is a grand a day. 1105 00:45:32,312 --> 00:45:34,314 That's a little lower than what I'm used to, 1106 00:45:34,356 --> 00:45:36,358 but, uh... 1107 00:45:36,400 --> 00:45:38,569 we'll make it work, ya know? 1108 00:45:39,278 --> 00:45:41,405 Uh, so, yeah, we still got a lot of work 1109 00:45:41,447 --> 00:45:42,656 we wanna do in here. 1110 00:45:42,698 --> 00:45:46,160 Um...maybe some under-cabinet LEDs. 1111 00:45:46,201 --> 00:45:48,620 Uh, exhaust hood here, obviously. 1112 00:45:48,662 --> 00:45:51,290 Yeah, yeah, no, I like how you smoothed the grout... 1113 00:45:51,331 --> 00:45:53,417 where you really should have used some quarter round. 1114 00:45:53,459 --> 00:45:55,419 They didn't have any quarter round available? 1115 00:45:55,461 --> 00:45:57,421 -Well, shit's expensive, so... -[Marcos] Yeah. 1116 00:45:57,463 --> 00:45:59,256 But it's worth it. 1117 00:46:00,340 --> 00:46:01,884 When I was young like you, 1118 00:46:01,925 --> 00:46:04,428 -I went for efficiency. -[Lip] Uh-huh. 1119 00:46:04,470 --> 00:46:07,723 But eventually, I learned the value of quality. 1120 00:46:08,807 --> 00:46:10,309 No rush. 1121 00:46:10,350 --> 00:46:12,686 That's the advantage of experience. 1122 00:46:12,728 --> 00:46:15,397 You just take it nice and slow 1123 00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,107 and get it all the way right. 1124 00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:20,277 [Kelly giggles] 1125 00:46:22,070 --> 00:46:23,363 Uh, Kelly, we weren't sure 1126 00:46:23,405 --> 00:46:25,199 we'd get the chance to meet you. 1127 00:46:25,240 --> 00:46:27,367 Um, how did that job interview go? 1128 00:46:27,409 --> 00:46:29,036 Job interview? 1129 00:46:29,077 --> 00:46:31,622 Yeah, that's where Marcos said you were today, right? 1130 00:46:31,663 --> 00:46:33,665 Admissions interview for school. 1131 00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:35,876 Oh! Uh, what-what schools you lookin' at, 1132 00:46:35,918 --> 00:46:38,295 Northwestern, Columbia, Loyola? 1133 00:46:38,337 --> 00:46:41,340 [giggles] Uh, Greenfield Prep. High school. 1134 00:46:41,381 --> 00:46:43,217 I'm one semester short of graduating. 1135 00:46:43,258 --> 00:46:45,344 Uh, wait. So you were his student? 1136 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:48,138 Uh...technically, I guess. 1137 00:46:48,180 --> 00:46:51,266 But...he saw me for me. 1138 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,227 And I saw him for him, and... 1139 00:46:53,268 --> 00:46:54,269 [sighs] 1140 00:46:54,311 --> 00:46:56,146 ...that's what makes us so special. 1141 00:46:56,188 --> 00:46:57,314 Right. 1142 00:47:02,402 --> 00:47:03,529 [Ilene] Okay. 1143 00:47:03,570 --> 00:47:05,405 After careful deliberation, 1144 00:47:05,447 --> 00:47:07,199 we'd like to announce the winner. 1145 00:47:07,241 --> 00:47:08,116 [Veronica] Wait. 1146 00:47:08,158 --> 00:47:09,243 Before you announce the winner, 1147 00:47:09,284 --> 00:47:10,577 I never got a chance to say 1148 00:47:10,619 --> 00:47:14,122 why my family is excited about this title. 1149 00:47:16,625 --> 00:47:19,586 I grew up on the South Side. 1150 00:47:19,628 --> 00:47:21,797 And I know what it would mean 1151 00:47:21,839 --> 00:47:24,383 to the little Black girls who live here 1152 00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,635 to see someone who looks like them 1153 00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,679 wearing that tiara and sash. 1154 00:47:28,720 --> 00:47:32,015 I know what it will mean to them to have someone 1155 00:47:32,057 --> 00:47:34,726 who looks like my Gemma. 1156 00:47:34,768 --> 00:47:36,687 The South Side doesn't really feel like 1157 00:47:36,728 --> 00:47:38,355 the South Side anymore, 1158 00:47:38,397 --> 00:47:41,567 at least not in the way that I remember it. 1159 00:47:41,608 --> 00:47:44,361 But that doesn't mean we should stop trying 1160 00:47:44,403 --> 00:47:48,240 to preserve what makes our community special. 1161 00:47:48,282 --> 00:47:49,908 And it's not just about race. 1162 00:47:49,950 --> 00:47:53,287 It's about pride. It's about perseverance. 1163 00:47:53,328 --> 00:47:54,913 It's about working together 1164 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:57,374 to strive for the American dream, 1165 00:47:57,416 --> 00:48:01,169 even though it feels a million miles away. 1166 00:48:02,838 --> 00:48:05,424 I guess all I'm sayin' is, 1167 00:48:05,465 --> 00:48:06,925 Little Miss South Side 1168 00:48:06,967 --> 00:48:09,595 should represent the South Side, 1169 00:48:09,636 --> 00:48:11,972 not just in the way she looks 1170 00:48:12,014 --> 00:48:14,683 but also in the way she can inspire. 1171 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:16,643 She should show little girls 1172 00:48:16,685 --> 00:48:19,271 that you can still aim to be something 1173 00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:20,898 and maybe those dreams... 1174 00:48:20,939 --> 00:48:23,692 are just a little closer than you think they are. 1175 00:48:23,734 --> 00:48:26,737 stirring music 1176 00:48:28,447 --> 00:48:31,742 [applause] 1177 00:48:34,369 --> 00:48:37,039 If there are no more speeches. 1178 00:48:38,707 --> 00:48:41,793 ...your new Little Miss South Side... 1179 00:48:41,835 --> 00:48:43,128 from Aleppo, Syria, 1180 00:48:43,170 --> 00:48:46,173 visiting Chicago for her spina bifida treatment, 1181 00:48:46,214 --> 00:48:49,676 Amena Farah Uri Abbasi. 1182 00:48:49,718 --> 00:48:53,055 [applause] 1183 00:48:59,311 --> 00:49:02,147 Terry Milkovich? 1184 00:49:02,773 --> 00:49:05,067 I'll tell you about Terry. 1185 00:49:05,108 --> 00:49:06,652 He's a beast. 1186 00:49:06,693 --> 00:49:10,238 A beast in the sack. 1187 00:49:10,280 --> 00:49:13,200 And I thank God every day 1188 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,160 that he came into my life. 1189 00:49:15,202 --> 00:49:18,330 And then I ask God to avert his eyes, 1190 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:20,707 because what we do... 1191 00:49:20,749 --> 00:49:22,209 it's a sin. 1192 00:49:22,250 --> 00:49:25,671 Have you ever heard of something called 1193 00:49:25,712 --> 00:49:28,590 fisting, young man? 1194 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:31,343 That's where Terry makes a fist 1195 00:49:31,385 --> 00:49:32,678 and shoves it up my-- 1196 00:49:32,719 --> 00:49:34,471 All right, all right, enough. 1197 00:49:35,472 --> 00:49:36,765 We pissed off the Milkoviches, 1198 00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,558 and we managed to make things worse. 1199 00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,604 Well, chin up, lad. We'll be at it again tomorrow. 1200 00:49:42,646 --> 00:49:46,149 What time should I come by so we can get started, 11? 1201 00:49:46,191 --> 00:49:49,444 [engine revving, rock music blaring over stereo] 1202 00:49:49,486 --> 00:49:52,447 [people shouting and cheering] 1203 00:49:52,489 --> 00:49:55,200 [scoffs] And they're still comin'. 1204 00:49:55,242 --> 00:49:58,787 How many more of these fuckers can they cram into that dump? 1205 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:01,331 [engine revs] 1206 00:50:03,458 --> 00:50:06,461 [people shouting and cheering] 1207 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:11,883 [Frank groans] 1208 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:17,222 Hey, neighbors! Ah. 1209 00:50:17,264 --> 00:50:18,515 I hope you don't mind 1210 00:50:18,557 --> 00:50:21,393 our takin' over the empty lot next door to ya. 1211 00:50:21,435 --> 00:50:23,645 House was gettin' crowded. 1212 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,397 But this works, right? 1213 00:50:26,940 --> 00:50:30,777 [Frank] Jesus, now we're surrounded by Milkoviches. 1214 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:45,834 Can you believe that little Syrian heifer stole our crown? 1215 00:50:45,876 --> 00:50:47,419 Ugh. I know. 1216 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,962 I mean, we're from the South Side. 1217 00:50:49,004 --> 00:50:51,339 What the hell has she been through? 1218 00:50:52,382 --> 00:50:53,925 I'm sorry, Debs. 1219 00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:55,594 Me too. 1220 00:50:55,635 --> 00:50:58,180 -We cool? -Yeah. 1221 00:50:58,221 --> 00:51:00,599 Well, if you two are done kissing and making up, 1222 00:51:00,640 --> 00:51:02,517 -I sort of wanna... -Yeah, let's get out of here. 1223 00:51:02,559 --> 00:51:03,477 ...get the fuck out. 1224 00:51:03,518 --> 00:51:05,562 -See ya, V. -[Veronica] Bye, girl. 1225 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,106 Oh, I almost forgot. 1226 00:51:08,940 --> 00:51:10,525 [Jenkins] Miss Fisher. 1227 00:51:10,567 --> 00:51:12,694 Alderman Jenkins. 1228 00:51:12,736 --> 00:51:14,154 I really enjoyed your speech. 1229 00:51:14,196 --> 00:51:17,491 Not enough to vote for my Gemma. 1230 00:51:17,532 --> 00:51:19,326 Look, between you, me, and the lamppost, 1231 00:51:19,367 --> 00:51:21,411 this event is put on by the Chamber of Commerce. 1232 00:51:21,453 --> 00:51:23,038 Their goal is to generate commerce. 1233 00:51:23,080 --> 00:51:26,416 They see all these gentrifiers as a way of making more money. 1234 00:51:26,458 --> 00:51:28,043 And that Syrian girl's sob story 1235 00:51:28,085 --> 00:51:30,921 appeals to millennials and bleeding hearts. 1236 00:51:33,215 --> 00:51:35,008 The Chamber is a major contributor 1237 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:36,927 to my reelection campaign. 1238 00:51:36,968 --> 00:51:39,221 Can't bite the hand that feeds me, but... 1239 00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,097 I could use you. 1240 00:51:40,138 --> 00:51:42,933 Democratic Party of Chicago could use you. 1241 00:51:42,974 --> 00:51:43,975 Someone with your passion, 1242 00:51:44,017 --> 00:51:46,561 with your gift for persuasive speech... 1243 00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:48,105 you've got talent. 1244 00:51:48,146 --> 00:51:50,023 -Thank you. -[laughs lightly] 1245 00:51:50,065 --> 00:51:51,900 I'd love to pick your brain sometime, 1246 00:51:51,942 --> 00:51:53,151 get your opinion on local issues, 1247 00:51:53,193 --> 00:51:54,653 see where there might be an opportunity 1248 00:51:54,694 --> 00:51:56,446 to get you involved. 1249 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,492 Okay, drive safe. Thanks again. 1250 00:52:00,534 --> 00:52:01,743 Yeah, appreciate you guys coming by. 1251 00:52:01,785 --> 00:52:02,911 Again soon, okay? 1252 00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:04,663 Maybe we can get together-- 1253 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:05,789 [door slams] 1254 00:52:05,831 --> 00:52:09,042 What...the...fuck? 1255 00:52:09,084 --> 00:52:11,128 I-I mean, what's the matter with him? 1256 00:52:11,169 --> 00:52:13,922 -She's, like, ten! -Seventeen, she said. 1257 00:52:13,964 --> 00:52:15,841 Eighteen soon. 1258 00:52:15,882 --> 00:52:17,092 Age ain't nothin' but a number, right? 1259 00:52:17,134 --> 00:52:19,052 It's gotta be, what-- it's, what... 1260 00:52:19,094 --> 00:52:21,638 daddy issues? [scoffs] 1261 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:25,559 I mean, I didn't have daddy issues. 1262 00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:27,686 I don't have daddy issues. 1263 00:52:28,728 --> 00:52:32,107 [scoffs] I mean, I love my dad, yeah, 1264 00:52:32,149 --> 00:52:35,193 but in a completely normal, healthy way. 1265 00:52:35,735 --> 00:52:37,195 Right. 1266 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:39,739 [scoffs] 1267 00:52:39,781 --> 00:52:41,658 You think I have daddy issues. 1268 00:52:42,784 --> 00:52:44,494 -Uh... -You know what? 1269 00:52:44,536 --> 00:52:45,871 Fuck off! I do not! 1270 00:52:45,912 --> 00:52:48,081 Come on, you've been around my family. 1271 00:52:48,123 --> 00:52:51,501 Yeah, we have our quirks, but we're pretty normal. 1272 00:52:51,543 --> 00:52:52,919 And sure, 1273 00:52:52,961 --> 00:52:54,588 I guess, you know, when my mom died, 1274 00:52:54,629 --> 00:52:56,006 we all got thrown for a loop. 1275 00:52:56,047 --> 00:52:57,424 But that's normal. 1276 00:52:57,465 --> 00:52:59,092 And Cami, she took the reins 1277 00:52:59,134 --> 00:53:00,719 and she went from being my big sister 1278 00:53:00,760 --> 00:53:03,847 to de facto mom, and my dad, he stepped up 1279 00:53:03,889 --> 00:53:05,432 and he put all of his attention on Cory 1280 00:53:05,473 --> 00:53:07,309 'cause she was the baby and she needed her dad. 1281 00:53:07,350 --> 00:53:09,895 And that--you know, that left me... 1282 00:53:09,936 --> 00:53:11,438 [sigh exasperatedly] 1283 00:53:11,479 --> 00:53:13,398 [huffs] 1284 00:53:13,440 --> 00:53:15,233 ...in the middle... 1285 00:53:16,860 --> 00:53:18,403 ...alone... 1286 00:53:20,155 --> 00:53:22,574 ...desperate for attention. 1287 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,745 And that's... 1288 00:53:26,786 --> 00:53:28,622 right when I started dating Marcos. 1289 00:53:28,663 --> 00:53:30,415 Oh, my God. 1290 00:53:34,085 --> 00:53:36,254 I have daddy issues. 1291 00:53:36,296 --> 00:53:37,547 [groans] 1292 00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:45,805 I thought I was... so smart 1293 00:53:45,847 --> 00:53:47,682 and mature. 1294 00:53:48,141 --> 00:53:51,686 But really, I was needy and daddy-starved 1295 00:53:51,728 --> 00:53:53,355 and dumb. 1296 00:53:53,396 --> 00:53:54,981 I mean, I got played by a pedophile. 1297 00:53:55,023 --> 00:53:57,692 God, I am a fucking cliché. 1298 00:53:57,734 --> 00:53:59,486 Ah. 1299 00:53:59,527 --> 00:54:00,946 [sighs] 1300 00:54:00,987 --> 00:54:02,614 soft music 1301 00:54:02,656 --> 00:54:04,783 [Lip] Hmm. 1302 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:07,661 -You're not dumb. -Mm. 1303 00:54:07,702 --> 00:54:08,912 All right? 1304 00:54:08,954 --> 00:54:11,665 You were immature and vulnerable, 1305 00:54:11,706 --> 00:54:13,583 and he took advantage of you. 1306 00:54:14,459 --> 00:54:15,961 Now you're smarter. 1307 00:54:16,002 --> 00:54:19,172 You make great decisions, 1308 00:54:19,214 --> 00:54:20,966 like choosing an age-appropriate, 1309 00:54:21,007 --> 00:54:22,717 handsome stud like me. 1310 00:54:22,759 --> 00:54:24,678 [laughs breathily] 1311 00:54:30,892 --> 00:54:34,271 [dog barking distantly] 1312 00:54:36,106 --> 00:54:39,484 [person shouts, glass shatters distantly] 1313 00:54:43,613 --> 00:54:45,615 I don't want no smoke. 1314 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:47,325 Po-po, go away. 1315 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:48,243 Go away! 1316 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:49,869 Look, you can just leave me the hell alone, 1317 00:54:49,911 --> 00:54:51,871 because I ain't sellin' shit. 1318 00:54:52,330 --> 00:54:55,583 Somme's "Goin' On" playing 1319 00:55:04,217 --> 00:55:05,593 A little older, I don't mind it 1320 00:55:05,635 --> 00:55:07,304 'Cause she's got her shit together 1321 00:55:07,345 --> 00:55:09,889 Like nobody else I know 1322 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:11,224 She's pretty much a batter 1323 00:55:11,266 --> 00:55:12,642 But she'll never let you call her that 1324 00:55:12,684 --> 00:55:15,770 She's humble so I run from her, uh-huh 1325 00:55:15,812 --> 00:55:18,231 Steady on the daily, no, she's never acting shady... 1326 00:55:18,273 --> 00:55:19,774 You wanna keep selling, 1327 00:55:19,816 --> 00:55:21,192 gotta move east a little bit, 1328 00:55:21,234 --> 00:55:23,028 over by the Five-Star Check Cashing. 1329 00:55:23,069 --> 00:55:24,612 We don't roll through there much. 1330 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,741 All that I need 1331 00:55:27,782 --> 00:55:29,743 Thank you... 1332 00:55:29,784 --> 00:55:31,036 Officer Gallagher. 1333 00:55:31,077 --> 00:55:33,204 And everyone agrees 1334 00:55:33,246 --> 00:55:36,124 She's got it goin' on 1335 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:39,210 She's got it goin' o-on 1336 00:55:39,252 --> 00:55:41,880 She can do no wrong 1337 00:55:41,921 --> 00:55:44,007 'Cause she's got it goin' on 1338 00:55:49,012 --> 00:55:51,848 [dish clattering] 1339 00:55:51,890 --> 00:55:54,559 [REO Speedwagon's "Can't Fight This Feeling" 1340 00:55:54,601 --> 00:55:57,062 playing over stereo] 1341 00:55:57,103 --> 00:55:59,147 [grunts] 1342 00:55:59,189 --> 00:56:01,316 [Terry] How you like it, huh? Come on! Come on! 1343 00:56:01,358 --> 00:56:03,777 Come on! Take your teeth out! 1344 00:56:03,818 --> 00:56:06,029 [Mrs. McCurdy shouting and moaning] 1345 00:56:06,071 --> 00:56:07,655 [Terry] Yeah! 1346 00:56:07,697 --> 00:56:09,199 [Mrs. McCurdy moaning wildly] 1347 00:56:09,240 --> 00:56:10,533 [Terry] Come on! 1348 00:56:10,575 --> 00:56:13,078 Come on! Come on! You like that? 1349 00:56:13,119 --> 00:56:16,247 [Mrs. McCurdy] Terry, Terry, you're a beast! 1350 00:56:16,289 --> 00:56:18,708 Come crashing through your door 1351 00:56:18,750 --> 00:56:19,626 Oh, God! 1352 00:56:19,667 --> 00:56:22,545 Baby, I can't fight this feeling 1353 00:56:22,587 --> 00:56:26,049 Anymore 1354 00:56:29,969 --> 00:56:33,890 Hoo-ooh 1355 00:56:33,932 --> 00:56:38,228 Ooh-ooh-hoo, ooh-hoo-hoo 109470