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I used to look handsome during my college days.

Namaskar

A girl had a crush on me then.

She'd steal glances at me.

I got involved with politics and failed while she topped.

I saw her after many years

at Connaught Place.

She tried to hide from me.

My friend asked me if she was hiding from me.

I said yes.

There was a time, she used to steal glances

and now, she hides from me!

Did that make sense?

I did, uncle.

Once upon a time people would queue up to meet you.

They'd take appointments and wait

but today I made you wait for 2 hours.

I must say you were granted a grand bungalow.

Someone who's used to the palatial Governor House

won't like a 5 bedroom house like this!

Why? With the sacksful of money you made through seed scam.

You can make many such palatial homes.

if you have to spend your own money to buy things being a politician,

Then you should consider yourself as a biggest idiot.

Now that the secret is out,

let's speak informally.

Let me be frank then.

Don't mind me saying this

but you deserve to be spoken the way

I speak to Prem Kumar.

Why?

What wrong have I done?

You toyed with Bihar like it belonged to you.

The seed scam was your brain child

but Bheema got jailed for it.

You just lost your governorship.

Within a few days

you'll strike some deal and become the governor of some place else.

That wouldn't be the same as being

the governor of Bihar.

You see, Naveen, I have grown old

but not mistaken.

Put your arrogance aside and take heed of my advice.

You see, uncle,

Since morning I have already yelled at three people

for preaching their advices and motivational speeches.

So don't preach.

Did you accomplish the task that I asked?

I've shortlisted an aide for you.

It's said Bihar is not a state. It's a state of mind.

Bihar has three prominent leaders currently.

The first is Bheema Bharti,

a leader who started out by fighting against social injustice.

His image has suffered a bit after he was jailed for seed scam

but he has a consolidated vote bank that stands by him.

I give Bheema Bharti 7/10

The second is Chief Minister Rani Bharti.

She's had a dramatic journey from a village life to the post of CM.

Well she has no mass base

but by getting her husband jailed and taking actions against corruption

She has gained quite some popularity in one section.

She gets 6/10

Then third is Naveen Kumar.

Another leader like Bheema Bharti who emerged from JP and Lohia agitation.

He's experienced, qualified,

with a clean image but politically good for nothing.

He neither has a consolidated mass base nor any achievement,

neither controversy nor agenda.

Hence, he gets 0/10

Hi, my name is Kalpana Kaul. I'm the CEO of I-ACT

the political consultancy firm.

You're free to ask me any questions.

You gave me 0/10

Why should I hire you?

Because I also have a plan

that will help you

score 10/10

''Hail Lord Shiva''

''Hail Lord Shiva''

[Chant]

- ''Hail Lord Shiva'' - Dear god,

for the first time someone from my clan will be sworn in as minister.

You may have delayed your blessings But do keep it for long.

''Hail Lord Shiva''

Don't!

Come on the dais, Dulari.

The governor will soon be here.

Come.

Hello.

Please sit.

Look, I know according to the rules

a chief minister never addresses in a swearing ceremony.

But rules were always made to be broken

And you know I'm famous for breaking them.

Anyway, our chief guest today is Mr.Dulari.

How are you, Mr.Dulari?

You look good in that.. what you call..suit.

Thank you, madam. That's kind of you.

Which department should I grant you?

Home, finance, power, trade,

urban development, rural development, animal husbandry...

Anything will do, madam.

I'll accept it graciously, madam.

How about jail?

Jail would be good too. I've been there a few times.

So I know their problems And solutions too.

Appointing me as Jail minister would be like

appointing a doctor as health minister.

Okay, I'll grant you jail.

SP!

Brother Dulari, run.

This illiterate is getting you arrested.

Take him away.

MLA...

MLA...

MLA...

What's my crime?

Shilpa Agarwal case is already shut.

Manoj Sinha himself gave me a clean chit.

Dulari,

there are many ways to get the truth out

The case is reopened.

I have strong evidence this time around.

Shilpa is the daughter of Bihar and she will be avenged.

Take him away.

The people, leaders and officers of the state beware.

This is how I deal with hooligans.

I have another announcement to make.

My party will not give tickets to goons and criminals

in the upcoming elections

come what may.

Something unexpected has happened today in Bihar.

Prime accused in Shilpa Agarwal murder case MLA Dulari Yadav

was arrested after a dramatic scuffle.

This proves that Rani Bharti has resolved to

root out the growing jungle raj in Bihar.

And She has also declared that, criminals and goons won't be getting tickets

in the upcoming elections.

Now it can be truly said that Rani Bharti's Government is run by her firm resolve

and not from Beur jail.

Why do you keep calling?

Don't you understand when I've disconnected once?

How long will you sulk, Naveen?

Be done with it. You're a courageous man.

You win some you lose some in politics. What's that proverb?

Try try till you succeed.

Truth shall prevail.

Utter something like that, Gauri babu,

and I'll strangle you with your dhoti.

Bloody whoever I come across; they are giving me motivational speeches

Circumstances are changing, Naveen.

Rani's political style has irked her own party members.

Dulari was under Bheema's protection

yet he couldn't escape Rani's wrath.

In my opinion, if you try harder,

you'll gain numbers.

You'd rather listen to me.

I didn't lose because of my party or I was weak.

I was a good enough warrior

The only problem was I didn't have a credible guide.

Instead I had dumbasses like you.

Hang up. I'm in Delhi. We'll talk when I'm back. Take care.

What happened? You look tense.

Naveen has changed.

He calls me a dumbass and then sends his regards too!

Sir did he send his regards calling you a dumbass or just called you a dumbass?

The more you keep control on your tongue & penis

the more you'll prosper in politics.

I say that from experience.

Understood?

Best wishes for Ghalib's birthday.

So glad you came.

Feels like Lord Krishna Himself Is paying a visit at Sudama's.

You're my friend.

Please come.

Our existence is nothing without you, sir.

But our existence is in danger despite our allegiance.

You know we put up with Rani for your sake.

And she is saying that nobody with a criminal background will get tickets.

That decision is made by the party not the CM.

Mr Baitha is the head of the party.

Who is Rani to decide whether who gets the ticket or not?

But madam needs to understand that, Mr Mishra.

She's reigning happily as MLC

while we face elections

and seek votes from people.

Dulari won twice as an MLA

and served the party plenty.

Is that how he should be treated?

What is patience called in Urdu, Dilshad?

What?

What is patience called in Urdu, Dilshad?

- 'Itminan'. - Nurture that.

So should you all.

There will be no injustice.

Nobody will lose their ticket.

We've worked very hard for this party.

I won't let it sink.

Rest assured.

Don't mind me saying this, Saheb,

you too have criminal cases against you.

What if Rani forfeits your ticket?

No, I mean to say,

elections are around the corner.

We need to act fast.

Madam,

Saheb had left the jail again last night.

He attended Dilshad Mirza's son's birthday.

Along with Mishra ji and Baitha ji,

almost 60-70 MLAs were present too.

The birthday party was just an excuse.

Actually, it was a secret meeting.

They're planning something, madam.

We must remain alert.

No wonder Baithaji called this morning.

There's a party meeting.

I too am invited.

Will you go?

Yes.

Mr Baitha!

My ticket is confirmed, right?

Will you contest elections from the jail?

Wait till you get released then we'll see.

I'll be out before the elections.

Everything is arranged.

You'll see, I too shall be acquitted with Saheb

and I'll win the elections and serve the party and you guys alike.

- I spoke to Saheb about your ticket. - What did he say?

He asked me to wait.

Let me tell you the inside news..

Saheb still doesn't trust you.

Serve him better and win his trust.

How much more, Mr Baitha?

I make his favourite food.

I clean his cell.

In fact, I wash his undergarments daily.

Keep at it until all your stains are washed off.

Prem!

Yes!

Coming.

Yes?

Have you sprained your hand?

No.

Why aren't my clothes washed properly?

They're stinking.

- Wash them again. - Okay.

- The towel too. - Right away.

I've gained weight eating your food, Kirti.

You're spoiling me.

I'm not spoiling you, sir.

Just getting you used to having me around.

What have you cooked?

See it for yourself.

Greetings, sir.

Mr Yadav! This early?

Saheb, the thing is there's an order to shift you to another jail.

Whose order is this?

Well, madam's.

Shift where?

Darbhanga Jail, sir.

This is Anuj Kumar Rai, jailer from Darbhanga.

You see these arrangements, Mr Rai?

I want the same in Darbhanga

before I reach there.

Sorry, sir.

We won't be able to provide you that.

As an Ex-CM, you'll be provided with single cell, single mattress,

a table fan, newspapers and books.

AC, fridge and sofa-bed won't be allowed.

And for home cooked meals you'll need permission from the court.

You seem new in Bihar..

Does it matter sir?

I'm just following what the jail manual says.

- Prem! - Yes, sir?

Pack your bags.

The transfer order is only for you sir

not for Prem Kumar.

Shall we?

May I have breakfast first?

We can't wait that long, sir.

We have to leave right away.

The food is nice.

Please don't tell mom.

Tell her.

Eat your food. Don't eat only sweets.

Have this, child. Here's hot 'roti'.

I have.

Stop having sweets and eat. I'll feed you.

Very good.

Mom, Surya gave a chocolate to a girl in his class today!

No....

Really?

Yes and then he told me

he likes her.

Really? Is that true?

- He's blushing. - Should I speak to her family

about your wedding?

Stop blushing now.

Always eating sweets!

Rani ma'am,

Mishra ji is here.

Mishra ji?

At this hour?

Hello, Mishra ji.

I've been waiting since long.

I'm a woman, Mishra ji. It takes us time...

unlike your male politicians

who'd walk out scratching their balls.

What brings you here after many days?

The party is miffed.

I advise you as a well wisher.

Don't take on the party.

In a democracy, a party is like a wedding entourage.

You have to keep everyone close.

Everyone?

You mean goons, hooligans, rapists, criminals?

All these people, right?

Mishra ji, I'm running a government not a bus

to take everyone on board.

Besides I don't do things to please anyone.

I do it because it feels right.

Power is more intoxicating than opium, Raniji.

And the funniest part about its high is that you feel you alone are right

while everyone else is wrong.

You feel you're on a joyride

when in reality your power is dwindling.

Wake up and face the truth.

Take back your decree about MLAs and stop trying to fit in Saheb's shoes.

You're so blinded in Saheb's devotion

that you think he's the lord of Bihar.

Hence you won't understand what I'm doing and I won't even try to explain.

Anyway, I'm not answerable to you or your 'Saheb'

but to the MLAs.

You'll hear my response at the party meeting.

Dear MLA brothers and sisters,

I know you have many questions.

So let me start with an answer.

Neither will I release Dulari Yadav

nor will I give tickets to tainted leaders

because I know many amongst you

like me and my work.

But there's a group in this party

that strangleholds thing here.

They won't let you speak and support me.

I also know you're against corruption.

You want to end hooliganism and see Bihar grow

but you're helpless

because you fear Saheb, his lackeys,

his supporters,

racial differences

and your political future.

Enough of your sermon!

We aren't here for a lecture.

Stop talking and listen to us.

You're agitated because you can't maneuver the meeting!

Don't forget I'm current leader of this party.

Are you?

the leader, is it?

All right.

The naked truth needs no evidence.

See for yourself.

I hereby make an appeal.

MLAs who don't take Rani Bharti as their leader should walk out.

You'll know who all support you, Madam Leader.

For you.

Ask an educated person to draft your resignation.

You'll make mistakes if you write it yourself.

You were mocked when you were sworn in.

At least don't let it happen when you resign.