Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: {1}{75}movie info: XVID 640x368 25.0fps 702.2 MB|/SubEdit b.4066 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {80}{555}Translated on 29.10.2023 from Polish to English by Dragosvr92 {685}{735}Peace! {885}{935}Attention! {960}{1082}Soon one of you will have the honor|of contributing to the birth of a new life. {1085}{1132}Are you ready? {1135}{1157}That's right! {1160}{1182}Who are you?|Sperm! {1185}{1207}Do you know the orders? {1210}{1232}Yes! {1235}{1257}What do you want? {1260}{1327}Making babies! Make babies! Make babies! {1335}{1385}Volunteers come forward! {1685}{1735}What happened? {1760}{1810}Bohlen, we'll send you out soon. {1835}{1885}What about my hairstyle? {1985}{2035}Bohlen, get to work. {2085}{2135}Relax, babe. {2185}{2235}I'm coming! {5935}{6027}Hello people!|What you see here is East Frisia. {6060}{6140}I was born here|and my story begins here. {6260}{6392}Grandma and Grandpa Bohlen raised cows and pigs somewhere between the canals and dams. {6410}{6480}They didn't care about preventing pregnancy. {6485}{6532}That's why they had eleven children. {6535}{6652}I prefer not to think what would have happened to me|if I had stayed here behind the dam. {6685}{6782}I would probably be an East Frisian breeder today. {6810}{6882}Grandma answered the question|where I came from: {6885}{6940}"The donkey lost you while galloping!" {6960}{7022}Even then I had doubts. {7660}{7782}My beloved grandmother Maria introduced me to the rules of show business already in my early childhood. {7785}{7935}I inherited my big mouth from her.|If only I could keep it shut... {8160}{8207}Silence, silence, please. {8210}{8257}Can't this brat just shut his mouth for a moment? {8260}{8347}He's making the cows' milk sour.|I'll give him 5 marks. {8435}{8485}This little guy has a great voice. {8510}{8580}Thanks to him, he'll earn a lot of money one day. {8685}{8812}It was easy: Get angry a little, scream a little and the money was pouring in. {8835}{8907}I had to remember that for the future. {8935}{9007}Money was always a difficult topic at home. {9010}{9082}Either there weren't enough of them or they were with other people, {9085}{9140}but my father encouraged me: {9160}{9232}“Dieter, you have no idea how good you are.” {9260}{9382}"All my life I just had to work, work and work some more." {9385}{9437}"If you don't give gas at school" {9460}{9542}"you'll end up in a pip show or starve to death" {9735}{9832}”Remember, you have to save money for bad times.” {9835}{9887}The best advice in the whole world {9910}{9960}I took it to heart {10035}{10157}I felt like I would need them|to get women, so I hit the ground running. {10185}{10232}Oh, he can walk! {10235}{10332}Whether you believe it or not, Dieter Bohlen also had to go to school. {10335}{10402}Even then, I was different from everyone else. {10410}{10482}A true rocker does not subordinate himself to others. {10485}{10577}Who among you can say something about homework? {10635}{10712}Only Bohlen again.|No one else? So good. {10785}{10872}Peter wrote back from Willy,|Willi wrote back from Gabi. {11010}{11087}My honesty didn't win me any friends. {11135}{11195}Bohlen, you licker, do you like cable? {11285}{11337}No, I just want to be liked. {11610}{11702}Hey Bohlen, we've got something for you.|Do you want to get punched in the beak? {11735}{11847}Do you want to get the biggest chocolate you've ever seen? {12010}{12057}I'll bring it soon. Wait. {12060}{12130}Hurry up, Bohlen. And without any tricks. {12460}{12542}What, you want to beat my little Dieter? I'll give it to you! {12710}{12807}The daily spanking made me not only harder, but also more beautiful. {12810}{12930}Thanks to my reputation as a pussy, girls also wanted to marry me. {12960}{13057}Hey girls, Dr. Dieter is coming. Take your clothes off. {13210}{13232}Okay, okay, {13235}{13307}This gentle method, however, had no effect. {13310}{13360}Who would understand women?… {13435}{13535}But I knew that one day they would want my money. {13585}{13642}I just had to strategize. {13660}{13725}Then a memorable meeting took place. {13760}{13782}…Who is this? {13785}{13835}This is Marius Westernhagen. {13910}{13960}It's great. How does he do it? {13985}{14057}I can play the guitar as well. {14060}{14107} The more you sing, the more you sing. {14110}{14182}So guitar in hand|and the girls belong to me. {14185}{14262}No! Nice guitar!|Do your homework. {14285}{14377}No! No tasks, you have to earn money to buy a guitar. {14385}{14507}The rebel in me came out and that's why I dug potatoes until my fingers bled, {14510}{14565}to finally get that money. {14635}{14727}Nothing else stood in the way of my career. {15185}{15235}Hey girls! {15335}{15407}My music sounded like squeaking rubber boots, {15410}{15457}but my fans didn't mind. {15460}{15597}What had conquered our little world beyond the dam was also destined to shake the great world. {15785}{15857}Anyway, my tapes were already popular among the animals. {15860}{15960}Bohlen, Bohlen,|Dieter, your demo tapes are back. {15985}{16052}My dog really likes the sound of it though. {16235}{16307}Your terrible meowing has completely obsessed our cat. {16310}{16360}Now she's pregnant with a mutt. {16410}{16532}My music was ahead of its time, like silicone boobs in the Stone Age. {16535}{16637}That's why my parents asked me to study away from home, {16660}{16707}because they were worried about our cat. {16710}{16782}It wasn't just when eating|that I saved on taste. {16785}{16882}My motto, whoever wants to achieve something,|cannot be wasteful. {16885}{16950}Do you want something to eat?|Menu number 3? {16960}{17020}No, too expensive.|Do you have anything from yesterday? {17085}{17140}We just swept the kitchen. {17160}{17210}Let me give it to you. {17360}{17497}Those were hard times, but I learned that show business equals eating shit. {17610}{17687}So I don't have to eat shit out of windows every night {17710}{17760}I played in clubs. {17785}{17845}Business was as good as greased. {18060}{18120}Hi, can you play "Anton of Tyrol"? {18160}{18182}No, I can't. {18185}{18232}And what can you do? {18235}{18257}Caprifische. {18260}{18310}Alright too, play. {18335}{18385}Oh no, {18410}{18432}Why not? {18435}{18482}It costs 50 pfennigs. {18485}{18550}Damn, that's what today's youth is like. {18585}{18632}No ideals. {18635}{18697}Only money, money, money… {18935}{18982}I finally had everything: {18985}{19052}education, some money and a vision, {19060}{19107}that now it's my turn. {19110}{19162}Hello, there's a Mr. Bohlen here. {19235}{19285}Who? No, not from Poland. Bohlen. {19310}{19407}He says he's that guy who keeps sending you demo tapes. {19410}{19457}What? {19460}{19510}Okay, I'm sending it to you. {19535}{19602}What are you doing here?|Do you want a drink? {19610}{19660}I want to be famous and liked. {19685}{19807}Listen, if you stop sending us your demos, it'll be a good start in that direction. {19810}{19882}You can take care of the organization so that the company makes money. {19885}{19932}If you sign this declaration: {19935}{20057}Dieter Bohlen undertakes not to send demo cassettes with his compositions, {20060}{20130}especially when sung by themselves. {20135}{20207}In return, the company will agree to pay him a lot of money. {20210}{20257}Everything was going according to plan. {20260}{20307}They ate from my hand. {20310}{20360}It was my introduction to my career. {20410}{20557}Naturally, I followed my father's advice and set aside money for hard times. {20560}{20607}Sex, money, rock & roll. {20610}{20632}I was finally where I needed to be. {20635}{20657}Then I met {20660}{20682}Andi, {20685}{20777}who obviously knew what this business was all about. {20785}{20807}sorry, I have another phone, {20810}{20857}Any problems again?|What? {20860}{20907}Yes, of course,|you're welcome... {20910}{20965}Boy,|that's a One Wander hit. {21010}{21057}Excuse me for a moment,|Just a moment, this is the talent promotion department, {21060}{21107}Yes, of course, {21110}{21132}yes, yes, {21135}{21157}we need a new artist. {21160}{21182}People can't look at the old man anymore. {21185}{21232}We have to hurry up with this... {21235}{21282}…Wait a minute, this is the talent promotion department, {21285}{21307}What a name. {21310}{21332}Please don't hang up the phone... {21335}{21382}please, please...|it will be good... {21385}{21457}…Wait a minute, this is the talent promotion department, {21485}{21507}Amazing… {21510}{21557}What a hairstyle… {21560}{21582}It will be a success... {21585}{21642}Where did I end up, an idiot from the countryside. {21660}{21710}I didn't know what to do. {21735}{21785}But my goal was clear. {21860}{21910}Dieter, you have to get there {21935}{21957}you have to get there, to the top. {21960}{22007}Hi, I'm Andi. {22010}{22032}Dieter. {22035}{22085}New? What are you doing here? {22135}{22157}If I knew it? {22160}{22210}Oh my, don't worry. {22235}{22282}If the people who work here have anything in common, {22285}{22352}is that they have no idea what they're doing here. {22360}{22410}It's called show business. {22460}{22507}It's about being rich, {22510}{22532}famous, have cars, {22535}{22557}women, bad hairstyles. {22560}{22607}How to do it? {22610}{22660}It's not that simple... {22685}{22757}Listen, I once read on a toilet door: {22760}{22810}What was it like? {22835}{22885}… Wait a minute {22910}{22932}… You must have talent. {22935}{22957}No, no, that's not it. {22960}{23032}Work, work, work, tirelessly... {23035}{23082}No, work, work, {23085}{23132}until finally someday {23135}{23185}You'll have money. {23210}{23302}If you have money, you have women and you have cars. {23335}{23422}No, you have women, you have cars, you have money... {23485}{23557}You have money, you have cars, you have women. {23560}{23582}Yes, that's what it was like. {23585}{23657}Now I knew the recipe for success.|I couldn't remember any more. {23660}{23707}How many times was "work"? {23710}{23815}I immediately got to work, and my neighbors were delighted. {24035}{24057}Big moment. {24060}{24170}Dieter Bohlen not only develops his unique sound, {24185}{24232}but also their dance inserts. {24235}{24295}Which look so easy on stage, {24310}{24360}and are the result of hard work. {24435}{24520}I sent my demo tapes back|to the record company. {24685}{24775}And they came back to me again,|but I was not discouraged. {24785}{24887}My motto, success is a matter of cost|of postage stamps. {24960}{25022}This strategy has gotten me far. {25035}{25097}The boss asked me personally for my opinion. {25110}{25160}This was my chance. {25185}{25312}Please tell me, Mr. Bohlen, how do you like this music?|Sincerely. {25660}{25720}Are you serious about this? {25760}{25782}I can handle the truth. {25785}{25807}If you ask me... {25810}{25907}It's so terrible that it could evacuate the entire city. {25935}{26010}This man is banned|from my office. {26185}{26257}If only I had a feeling what the truth might lead to, {26260}{26307}I'd plug my mouth. {26310}{26407}My career had crashed for the second time, and my head was full of questions. {26410}{26460}Should I sing? {26485}{26532}Why doesn't my boss like me? {26535}{26637}Or should I stay away from all this? {26985}{27032}Well, my beautiful ladies... {27035}{27085}I love being popular… {27110}{27132}yes, I understand {27135}{27182}my song sucks. {27185}{27232}As I enter, {27235}{27257}then you don't talk on the phone. {27260}{27307}You understand, no conversation. {27310}{27360}Okay, okay, okay. {27410}{27457}Get lost!… Are you listening? {27460}{27530}We have a new contract for you, great Drafi. {27560}{27582}Is this supposed to be a contract? {27585}{27635}You want to cheat me. {27660}{27707}but I won't be fooled .. {27710}{27732}You assholes, you know what, {27735}{27782}I shit on your contract. {27785}{27807}If you got a hit, {27810}{27857}and you are great. {27860}{27907}Then you can afford anything. {27910}{27960}That's what you'll get from it! {27985}{28007}Oh my God, {28010}{28060}he'll really do it. {28085}{28132}Need some paper, great Drafi? {28135}{28185}three-layer, very soft. {28210}{28257}Okay, listen, {28260}{28307}We'll give you three times the money|that's in the contract {28310}{28377}and my car, my house,|my club card... {28460}{28507}Hey bitches, {28510}{28557}give me the money! {28560}{28610}Hurry, I have to go to the casino. {28635}{28685}I'm on a good streak today. {28860}{28907}Good luck, champ. {28910}{28932}It all made sense to me now. {28935}{28985}I found my master. {29135}{29195}You know, I know what it's all about. {29210}{29295}You have to bang on the table|and everything will be as you want. {29385}{29442}You'll see what you get from it. {29485}{29582}I realized that in the music industry|you can go up faster {29610}{29657}than farting in the bathtub. {29660}{29717}But it falls even faster. {30060}{30112}Hey guys, it's me, your Drafi. {30135}{30182}I love you all. {30185}{30235}Give me 10 pfennigs, {30260}{30310}I'm on a good streak today. {30360}{30407}Hey guys, {30410}{30457}impudence. {30460}{30507}Okay. {30510}{30560}I'll send my demo tapes. {30635}{30685}Are you still there? Hello… {30760}{30810}This can't be true. {30885}{30932}There's nothing here for me... {30935}{30985}I need money!!! {31085}{31135}Get lost! {31160}{31212}Take away this hit mummy, {31235}{31285}to the stove with him. {31385}{31432}When Drabi was composted, dear {31435}{31482}She became available for me {31485}{31582}I was determined to get to the top by all means possible. {31585}{31642}Everything depended on my liver. {31760}{31810}Leo! pour me some more… {31885}{31970}Mr. Putzfisch, can we talk about the show? {31985}{32032}Leo! He'll bring drinks soon... {32035}{32085}because this performance... {32110}{32160}So, my gentlemen... {32185}{32232}cheers… {32235}{32282}This performance is very… {32285}{32332}My lord, let us understand each other well, {32335}{32422}Only those who can drink will get into my program. {32485}{32532}Then cheers, Mr. Putzfisch. {32535}{32585}So, my gentlemen.| let's drink! {32635}{32685}Leo! one more round! {32710}{32760}You don't like it? {32960}{33010}and what do you think about it? {33235}{33285}What the hell {33335}{33397}My fish looks like an ass with ears. {33410}{33460}Who did it? {33535}{33585}Let's drink to this. {33635}{33707}After two years of drinking for success,|my liver was like a transplant from a pig, {33710}{33765}but I achieved my great success. {33810}{33860}My first gold record {33910}{33932}Great deal. {33935}{33982}Even though no one admitted it, {33985}{34032}that he bought my CD, {34035}{34082}It was a huge hit. {34085}{34167}A phenomenon that occurred frequently in the future. {34185}{34257}The wave of success carried me|straight to seventh heaven. {34260}{34352}Now I was supposed to pick up my gold record on the boss's floor. {34385}{34472}They will undoubtedly accept me as I deserve. {34560}{34582}What's going on? {34585}{34632}Hey, where are the naked women? {34635}{34707}what are you talking about?|They are supposed to come to me|I'm picking up the gold album. {34710}{34757}Golden record? {34760}{34782}Who are you? {34785}{34840}I am… Dieter, Dieter Bohlen. {34885}{34907}Bohlen? {34910}{34932}I don't know. {34935}{35022}Please complete this and collect your CD from the doorman. {35085}{35132}That's how it was back then. {35135}{35182}Golden records for rock music were hanging at the boss's place, {35185}{35232}those hits were hanging in the toilet. {35235}{35282}It's the same today. {35285}{35332}But where were my records hanging? {35335}{35357}What do you want? {35360}{35382}Bohlen? {35385}{35407}It's a record company. {35410}{35467}Please go somewhere else to sweep. {35510}{35572}I finally want to get my gold record. {35585}{35632}You rats. {35635}{35682}ah, a golden record... {35685}{35732}Why didn't you tell me right away? {35735}{35782}I think there's something else back there. {35785}{35807}Just a minute. {35810}{35857}I didn't let that get me down. {35860}{35957}I organized a big party|for all my friends. {35960}{36010}Just as it should be. {36060}{36145}Finally the wonderful life I've always dreamed of. {36185}{36277}Of course, I saved money again|for a rainy day. {36360}{36407}I couldn't have imagined that the next day {36410}{36457}A wonderful event awaits me|at the door of my studio. {36460}{36507}The boy who looked {36510}{36607}as if he had used the entire solarium pass|in one go. {36610}{36657}Winnetou's younger brother. {36660}{36712}He came to me to sing. {36835}{36892}Hawk! I'm Thomas, peace, peace. {36960}{37007}What's your name?|Thomas Peace? {37010}{37057}No, otherwise - Anders {37060}{37082}What Anders? {37085}{37132}What kind? Thomas Anders, I came here to sing. {37135}{37182}Then get started. {37185}{37232}We'll listen. {37235}{37307}Louis is already waiting, he's our producer|but I want to sing live music... {37310}{37360}We'll assemble something... {37960}{38010}This boy has honey in his voice. {38035}{38085}I wanted to give him a muffin. {38110}{38160}We were impressed. {38235}{38300}Karachi amigos,|this will be a global hit. {38660}{38710}Stop, stop,|damn it. {38735}{38832}I think this composition is good,|I created it on the way to the studio. {38835}{38882}But something else needs to be changed|sounds too hetero. {38885}{38907}Are we done for today? {38910}{38962}No way,|I have to go to the toilet. {39160}{39272}The neighboring studio had to be bricked up|to prevent a world catastrophe, {39310}{39332}and my… {39335}{39385}I think we're ready. {39435}{39485}Let me listen. {39585}{39607}No, no, no. {39610}{39672}I'll show you how to sing it... {39910}{39932}Damn. {39935}{39985}Louis, play the bass, {40035}{40085}I gotta feel it {40110}{40160}vibrations. {40735}{40795}That's it, my friend,|that's it! {40935}{40982}Wow, {40985}{41035}people, this will go... {41085}{41135}like hot cakes. {41185}{41252}We need a cool band name. {41285}{41332}Dieter and Thomas. {41335}{41357}Dieter Thomas Heck or what? {41360}{41407}That sounds like the name of a hair salon. {41410}{41432}We don't need it, {41435}{41485}something exotic. {41510}{41532}Deja vu? {41535}{41557}Is that in Czech? {41560}{41627}No, in French, it means, already seen. {41635}{41682}I guess I've heard that it would be better. {41685}{41707}No, it has to be something more modern, {41710}{41732}something from modern, {41735}{41782}Modern Art {41785}{41807}Modern Living, {41810}{41832}Pretty good… {41835}{41907}Modern Singing, Modern Swinging,|Modern Loving, Modern Fucking, {41910}{41932}damn. {41935}{42007}I have to go,|I still have an appointment on local TV. {42010}{42057}What will you be doing there? {42060}{42110}It's kind of like a talk show. {42135}{42157}Man, Louis, I've got it, I've got it. {42160}{42210}Modern Talking. {44160}{44207}So I finally had number one. {44210}{44257}Through the night {44260}{44332}I was at the top of the list of not only the most desirable bachelors {44335}{44407}I left Derek and Commissioner Rex behind... {44410}{44460}People couldn't get enough of me. {44860}{44982}But the life of a pop star isn't all about deadlines and meeting girls. {44985}{45032}It also has problems. {45035}{45107}Are these people crazy, what are their prices? {45110}{45157}it's all too expensive... {45160}{45182}Really? {45185}{45232}You can't be that wasteful... {45235}{45257}Relax {45260}{45307}Dude, you're number one even on the moon. {45310}{45357}Dogs and madhouses {45360}{45410}they call it by your name. {45435}{45507}You can't spend money left and right... {45510}{45557}Now that I've finally succeeded... {45560}{45657}"If you're not careful, you'll end up in a pip show or starve to death" {45660}{45707}What's going to happen? {45710}{45757}Something can always happen. {45760}{45807}Oh, stop it! {45810}{45867}You can't think like that... {45885}{45982}My bad mood would quickly give way to an even worse mood. {45985}{46035}Very bad mood. {46110}{46157}Hi Dieter, may I… {46160}{46207}I'm Nora… {46210}{46257}I'm giving orders here... {46260}{46282}domina (lady) {46285}{46352}I want to know exactly what Thomas is doing. {46385}{46435}What? {46460}{46507}Hi people! {46510}{46557}I have to go now {46560}{46582}I have an important deadline now. {46585}{46607}You know, Dieter… {46610}{46660}Something can always happen... {46735}{46782}Oh, kids, stop it. {46785}{46882}In the next scene, you're driving|around the field together in an open corvette, okay? {46885}{46957}Don't forget, keep a smile on your face all the time. {46960}{47007}You're welcome. {47010}{47057}Ah...Born talents! {47060}{47107}Here we go, kids! {47110}{47160}Attention! Camera! and Action! {47210}{47257}Cut, cut, cut! {47260}{47282}Stop everything! {47285}{47307}What? {47310}{47357}You guys must be crazy! {47360}{47430}Thomas won't drive something like this. {47435}{47482}Oh, but... {47485}{47507}No discussion! {47510}{47557}Give me another car or we'll go. {47560}{47607}Okay! All right! All right! {47610}{47672}Kids, take another convertible. {47685}{47735}I think I'm going crazy... {47785}{47845}Thomas, get in, hurry up, Dieter. {47860}{47882}So, are you okay now? {47885}{47907}Okay.|Music {47910}{47960}Camera, Smile! {47985}{48032}And action! {48035}{48087}Cut! Cut!|Cut! Cutting! {48110}{48132}Stop! {48135}{48157}What again? {48160}{48207}They won't be in the car together. {48210}{48262}What's wrong with this?|Is this some kind of joke? {48285}{48382}Dieter and Thomas don't drive together in real life. {48385}{48432}The two of them are supposed to go|in separate cars. {48435}{48482}We have to stop. {48485}{48507}Wait a minute... {48510}{48580}Now you've invented two separate cars... {48660}{48682}Crazy! {48685}{48757}Listen, we can't shoot a music video|while you're in the car too. {48760}{48810}I think I'm going crazy! {48885}{48907}They'll take me to a peep show {48910}{48970}Well, boys, it's beautiful to smile. {49035}{49082}Nice Thomas, keep it up... {49085}{49140}You too Dieter, smile... {49185}{49235}Norcia was watching over us, {49260}{49307}As if she had done nothing else in her life. {49310}{49382}like an Angel, make sure nothing goes wrong. {49460}{49510}Without her, nothing happened. {49635}{49722}Guys, get ready, your show is in 10 minutes. {49760}{49807}Thomas, get going! {49810}{49860}Thomas will not play today. {49910}{49932}What? {49935}{50032}Thomas won't let teenagers throw kittens and teddy bears at him. {50035}{50082}Why, these are his fans! {50085}{50132}Thomas will play with me. {50135}{50182}He must sing in front of the audience now. {50185}{50207}People paid for their tickets! {50210}{50260}Everyone is waiting for him! {50285}{50337}My eyes are getting dark. {50410}{50460}Norcia!!! {50510}{50565}I know porn movies with better actors. {50635}{50657}I won't lift... {50660}{50710}I have an idea. {50785}{50842}Listen to my best song. {50885}{50955}No Dieter,|just not the best song! {51085}{51132}You'll pay me for this. {51135}{51182}So, here we go. {51185}{51257}It was great watching these two turtle doves. {51260}{51307}I admit I was a little jealous of Thomas. {51310}{51382}We were like one big happy family. {51385}{51470}That's why Nora always accompanied us to concerts. {51510}{51557}She never left our side... {51560}{51657}Of course it was a bit awkward for her to live at our expense all the time. {51660}{51717}That's why she practiced modesty. {51735}{51782}I'm hungry! {51785}{51832}Wait, Norcia! {51835}{51885}I'll bring you the menu in a moment. {51960}{52017}It's impossible to read! {52035}{52082}What language is it? {52085}{52107}Polish? {52110}{52160}Italian, oh my salt. {52210}{52282}That's what happens when you stop at a crappy bar like that. {52285}{52337}Should I tell you to send a translator? {52360}{52417}And there, there's a simpler way to do it. {52435}{52482}Hotel service? {52485}{52545}Send me food from the menu. {52560}{52607}What would I like? {52610}{52657}What's special? {52660}{52710}I want everything! {52810}{52860}Eeee! {52910}{52960}What the hell? {52985}{53035}What is it?|I don't know. {53060}{53107}Chives?|No, not Sinior, {53110}{53180}It's not chives|it's Italian dill... {53185}{53235}Dill?|Blee… {53285}{53347}When I feel like puking,|I cook for myself. {53360}{53407}Or maybe pasta? {53410}{53432}Stop.|What is it? {53435}{53482}Normal pasta… {53485}{53532}Please put this on the table. {53535}{53582}The rest of the dishes can be taken away. {53585}{53632}Just quickly... {53635}{53685}First me... {53835}{53892}Ladies and Gentlemen, you wanted this {53910}{53932}Modern Talking! {53935}{53985}There's a woman on stage. {54010}{54060}You're not going out there. {54160}{54210}Thomas on your feet! {54485}{54552}Thomas and Nora were made for each other. {54560}{54607}Everyone noticed it. {54610}{54717}For those who didn't notice, there were special signs posted. {54835}{54885}Concert canceled! {54960}{55007}All women must leave. {55010}{55070}Sure, yes Norcia, they should be left alone. {55085}{55132}They are to be left alone, {55135}{55182}They are to be left alone, {55185}{55235}They are to be left alone, {55285}{55357}Isn't it great, Dieter, that we can stay here alone? {55360}{55410}Dieter, isn't it wonderful? {55435}{55492}Nora's ingenuity had no limits. {55535}{55587}That's why she also took over the styling. {55735}{55782}Some fans were delighted. {55785}{55835}The others wanted to get rid of us. {55960}{56012}Thomas, come back here... {56085}{56170}You should leave when it's the most beautiful. {56185}{56257}That's why I had to end|my friendship with Nora. {56260}{56310}I've had enough of this. {56360}{56450}Listen, I've re-arranged "Cheri, Cheri Lady." {56460}{56532}Now we will sing it|with a great choir of women. {56535}{56582}What?|forget it. {56585}{56642}But this is an exceptional choir of women. {56660}{56707}Forget it. {56710}{56760}Listen, it's a choir of nuns. {56785}{56807}In black habits. {56810}{56857}It's nothing serious. {56860}{56882}They're women!!! {56885}{56935}No, only nuns. {56985}{57035}Only without any numbers! {57060}{57110}No, none… I promise… {57135}{57205}We can perform this song in the Vatican. {57210}{57260}Great|We'll go to heaven. {57885}{57935}I'm a little uncomfortable... {58260}{58310}Modern Talking is great! {58810}{58857}That was the end of Modern Talking. {58860}{58910}At least for now. {59110}{59157}Victory all the way. {59160}{59210}My brilliant plan succeeded. {59260}{59322}It's already made me frustrated {59435}{59485}Nora is gone. {59510}{59560}There was only one little catch. {59585}{59635}She took Thomas with her. {59885}{59932}Great idea. {59935}{59957}Dieter solo. {59960}{60007}All doors will open to me. {60010}{60057}They'll roll out the red carpet for me. {60060}{60110}And they will carry me in their arms. {60135}{60185}Thomas Anders, {60260}{60310}Bravo, bravo. {60585}{60632}Hi Dieter. {60635}{60657}But... {60660}{60682}And what will happen to me? {60685}{60732}I want a contract too! {60735}{60782}It's a misunderstanding. {60785}{60807}I can also dance, sing, {60810}{60832}the same song over and over again. {60835}{60912}It can't be like this!|I'm sure I can handle it. {60985}{61032}Dieter… {61035}{61057}Right... {61060}{61107}Should I give you some good advice? {61110}{61160}Dieter, that Dieter, {61185}{61232}who has been making money for you for years. {61235}{61257}Naturally, so {61260}{61307}Peter, listen, {61310}{61382}You will never be like this brilliant Thomas. {61385}{61407}Take a vacation, {61410}{61482}Go for a walk or read|a good book, {61485}{61557}but please don't sing under any circumstances. {61635}{61682}I will take revenge. {61685}{61765}My music, my hairstyles and my big mouth. {61910}{61957}Not only was my boss's sympathy decreasing, {61960}{62007}my savings too. {62010}{62072}I finally heard my father's words: {62085}{62165}"you'll end up in a pip-show or you'll starve to death." {62210}{62257}My career crashed for the third time, {62260}{62307}but I was sure {62310}{62357}that I will find a new talent, {62360}{62422}with which I will be able to start from scratch. {62435}{62485}But apparently not here. {62535}{62582}I sought my happiness there {62585}{62632}where no one knew me yet. {62635}{62657}In America. {62660}{62747}The homeland of the greats -|Elvis, Frank Sinatra, Termite... {62810}{62857}Here the stars lie on the street, {62860}{62907}just pick them up. {62910}{63005}So, I picked up a young actress|named Brigitte Nielsen. {63060}{63107}She was not only Rambo's wife, {63110}{63165}Her talents were also great. {63335}{63382}They say there are voices that make {63385}{63432}that a person begins to dream. {63435}{63485}It was different with Brigitte. {63535}{63585}Completely… {63635}{63687}So, Brigitte, you need to practice. {63785}{63835}Sing with me… {63960}{64022}No, no, sing into the microphone. {64060}{64107}Brigitte? {64110}{64160}Dieter? {64185}{64235}No!!! {64335}{64385}Brigitte!!! {64810}{64860}Brigitte!!! {65210}{65282}So that something like this doesn't happen to me in real life, {65285}{65332}I left LA so quickly {65335}{65430}As much as I could, I sought protection behind the Iron Curtain. {65460}{65507}Thanks to my new diabolical sound, {65510}{65557}and my mystical presence throughout the east, {65560}{65647}I gained millions of fans with my new group|Blue System. {65810}{65860}I was treated like a pope. {66010}{66107}Our friend thought|everything was better in the east. {66110}{66157}But your music|proves otherwise. {66160}{66245}That's why I name you|the hero of Russian youth. {66460}{66517}Look Michael, how nice he is, {66535}{66585}what a kind soul he has. {66710}{66790}Raisa, my love, you just invented piercing. {66860}{66957}After my voice forced the Eastern Bloc to its knees, {66960}{67017}I was looking forward to my wonderful home. {67035}{67082}The money was flowing. {67085}{67132}In huge amounts. {67135}{67185}Dieter, Dieter! {67385}{67435}Dieter, Dieter! {67460}{67507}Calm down girls, {67510}{67557}Everyone's turn will come. {67560}{67582}Oh yes, {67585}{67657}all night with the girls|but, it doesn't help. {67660}{67710}What about it?|Didn't you like it? {67735}{67792}Yes, but I need something else. {67835}{67885}What do you mean? {67935}{67985}I need something for my heart, {68035}{68057}Aha… {68060}{68112}I need something romantic. {69310}{69367}I had to ring those bells. {69485}{69532}The bell ringer in me has awakened. {69535}{69582}A noble savior was needed now. {69585}{69632}That's why I quickly got to work. {69635}{69685}I had to act,|So... {69710}{69757}Listen, can I help you?|Jup. {69760}{69810}May I?|Jup. {69835}{69857}What? Does that mean yes?|Jup. {69860}{69932}OK, wait.|We'll handle it in a moment. {70035}{70082}Something like this has never happened to me before. {70085}{70135}Everyone says so. {70285}{70355}Actually, it doesn't happen to me all the time... {70485}{70532}What do you want to drink?|I bet. {70535}{70585}I'll take some money... I'll take a beer. {70635}{70682}She had 10 marks. {70685}{70757}She had the last money|and she wanted to spend it on me. {70760}{70815}My heart jumped with joy. {70835}{70890}Can I also offer you something? {70910}{70957}Maybe. {70960}{71022}I would like to spend the rest of my life with you. {71060}{71107}Will the three of us live together? {71110}{71160}Jup. {71185}{71232}When two hearts find each other, {71235}{71282}they don't need anything|except a small socket. {71285}{71332}But my ego had to fit in there too. {71335}{71427}Today, even the worst kennels|cost a lot of money. {71435}{71482}But if they think, {71485}{71552}that they will troll Dieter Bohlen,|they are wrong. {71560}{71607}Welcome! {71610}{71682}May I offer you the offer of a lifetime? {71685}{71732}In such a situation, a poker face helps. {71735}{71757}25 rooms, {71760}{71782}2 fireplaces, {71785}{71807}6 bathrooms, {71810}{71860}golden taps, silver, diamonds, {71885}{71907}and the swimming pool, {71910}{71972}foot bath, steam bath and cinema room, {71985}{72047}guest house, coffee house and bar. {72060}{72082}just calm down. {72085}{72132}is perfect, {72135}{72182}and...|we like it, {72185}{72232}Dieter... please, please... {72235}{72292}Can we talk about the price again? {72310}{72362}Well,|I forgot to say, {72410}{72460}the price is fixed. {72485}{72532}Thanks to Nadja, we achieved the optimal price, {72535}{72582}optimal for the seller. {72585}{72632}Everything easy, Dieter… {72635}{72707}Sure, for your own happiness|nothing is too expensive. {72710}{72780}It's great,|we'll divide the tasks. {72785}{72832}I will earn money, {72835}{72890}And you will arrange a nice nest for us. {73235}{73285}I'm back! {73310}{73407}I finally had a home with a nice woman waiting for me. {73460}{73507}If I managed to find it. {73510}{73560}Nadja! {73585}{73632}Nadja! {73635}{73657}Nadja! {73660}{73762}While I was busy getting my career back on its feet, {73785}{73840}Nadja's enthusiasm|in furnishing her home {73860}{73925}He weakened faster|than I would like. {73935}{74030}Our only piece of furniture was the sofa in front of the TV. {74110}{74182}Listen, maybe you could take care of furnishing our house? {74185}{74207}Jup. {74210}{74257}You know what, I'll go to the supermarket tomorrow {74260}{74332}and I'll bring some|crates of oranges, {74335}{74407}so that I can at least have a place to sit.|will that be okay? {74410}{74457}Man, Dieter, everything is easy. {74460}{74532}I like how we two live here. {74535}{74582}Why do we need furniture? {74585}{74667}If you're here,|I don't need anything else. {74685}{74732}For a brief, very brief moment I thought, {74735}{74757}that I'll lose my nerve. {74760}{74827}But she had such a happy disposition, {74835}{74892}which had a relaxing effect on me. {74935}{74982}Wrong, Dieter, {74985}{75032}position "C" {75035}{75082}the little finger should be behind the ear, {75085}{75107}is that better? {75110}{75160}Jup. {75185}{75237}It was…|it was easy… {75260}{75310}Okay|just like the picture, {75360}{75382}Yup,|now yes, {75385}{75435}Not so fast,|take it easy, {75485}{75552}Yes, and we move on,|as in the picture... {75585}{75632}A lot of these items… {75635}{75682}A lot, good, {75685}{75735}Now for the third position… {75785}{75835}And now|the next item… {75860}{75910}It's going to be a little difficult... {75960}{76010}It's like acrobatics... {76210}{76277}Again I was more lucky than smart. {76285}{76357}If I had gotten to the clinic|three hours later, {76360}{76407}They'd have to saw me off {76410}{76457}my Friesian hip breaker. {76460}{76507}You'd like it, wouldn't you? {76510}{76565}But everything was fine again {76585}{76662}and little Dieter could stretch his neck far again. {76685}{76747}However, with much more caution. {76760}{76807}Tell me {76810}{76867}I always feel something like this about you... {76885}{76907}Love? {76910}{76932}No, it's like a valve, {76935}{77012}my first girlfriend|had something like that too, {77060}{77127}You see, this is something that a lot of girls have. {77135}{77182}But my first girlfriend was an inflatable. {77185}{77232}Tell me,|are they true? {77235}{77282}Of course it's true. {77285}{77357}Now get your fingers off|and get to work. {77360}{77462}In this situation, even working with Engelbert was fun for me. {77485}{77535}Hello,|I can't hear anything. {77560}{77610}ok, let's be louder, {77635}{77715}Louis, you're crazy, his eardrums are about to burst out of his nose. {77735}{77757}Can you hear now? {77760}{77782}Sorry? {77785}{77832}Can you hear now?!!! {77835}{77857}Yes, {77860}{77907}but such a muffled sound. {77910}{77960}More sopranos. {78110}{78157}It can't be. {78160}{78210}I'll go there and listen for myself. {78235}{78285}Maybe your headphones are broken. {78335}{78385}Now release the material. {78560}{78607}Are you deaf? {78610}{78632}Sorry. {78635}{78657}What? {78660}{78682}What?|He? {78685}{78732}Dieter, Dieter, {78735}{78790}Is everything okay?|Are you okay? {78810}{78857}Dieter, Dieter, {78860}{78907}Can you hear me? {78910}{78960}This guy is completely deaf. {78985}{79035}Sorry. {79260}{79307}Naddel, tell me, are you cooking something? {79310}{79332}Jup. {79335}{79385}Excellent, there will be something warm. {79410}{79457}What are you doing good? {79460}{79510}Toracan tuna. {79535}{79582}My own recipe, {79585}{79607}So exotic? {79610}{79682}And then we'll sit down|in front of the TV. {79685}{79732}Great. {79735}{79757}Tell me {79760}{79820}Wouldn't it be better if you could... {79935}{80002}Yes, and now let's move on to the hot part. {80010}{80072}It's not a good idea|watch out, Nadel. {80185}{80252}Oh Dieter, it's so cozy. {80260}{80310}The two of us on the sofa in the evening. {80360}{80407}I needed a cook, {80410}{80432}finally some furniture, {80435}{80485}ear doctor {80510}{80560}and above all, a gardener. {80710}{80757}And so they appeared|Igor from Kazakhstan {80760}{80812}and Luigi of Naples in my life. {80835}{80885}Igor took care of the garden, {80935}{80982}Luigi about the house, cars and this, {80985}{81032}what else he could get his hands on. {81035}{81082}Igor was very reliable {81085}{81132}he kept the garden tidy {81135}{81232}and soon he was very close to my family. {81535}{81607}Luigi was a very proactive man. {81610}{81632}Whenever possible {81635}{81702}provided his family in Naples with what {81710}{81762}which they couldn't afford. {81985}{82032}Luigi! {82035}{82057}Igor! {82060}{82110}What's going on here?! {82410}{82477}Little by little the family image began to fall apart. {82735}{82797}Don't you think you're drinking a little too much? {82835}{82892}Listen, everyone drinks during the day {82935}{82985}at least a case of beer. {83010}{83077}I'm the one who allows myself|a bottle of champagne. {83135}{83185}Yes, one is fine. {83310}{83382}Surprisingly, Nadja|was very obedient. {83385}{83432}It made me feel {83435}{83482}that everything was going great in my little world. {83485}{83557}It's great when|you can talk about anything. {83560}{83640}You don't know where my brown Italian underpants are? {83660}{83710}No. {84210}{84260}Naddel. {84335}{84397}One thing was certain, like an amen in a prayer. {84410}{84467}I won't be fooled by Nadja again. {84485}{84535}Oh, the fridge is empty. {84560}{84610}There's nothing here. {84760}{84832}I have to leave again.|I'll quickly go to the gas station. {84835}{84897}OK, but be careful, it's fucking cold. {84910}{84977}Tell me,|what do you want from the gas station? {84985}{85032}The newspaper. {85035}{85085}Oh, the newspaper. {85110}{85160}The newspaper? {85360}{85410}And where is that newspaper? {85460}{85507}What newspaper? {85510}{85557}You were just going to get the newspaper. {85560}{85582}Oh yeah. {85585}{85635}I've already read it. {86285}{86332}Aha… {86335}{86382}I understand now... {86385}{86407}My consistent behavior {86410}{86490}prevented Nadja|from leading me by the nose. {86510}{86560}Well, cheers. {86610}{86705}This is how the bottles finally disappeared from our house. {86710}{86782}Instead, Nadja focused on her wellness program. {86785}{86840}She took a bath in the jacuzzi every day. {86885}{86935}Nadja, I wanted to tell you... {86960}{87022}Great that you've finally come to your senses. {87210}{87260}Health, Dieter. {87335}{87357}Summer has come, {87360}{87407}and with it a handful of surprises. {87410}{87462}Two handfuls of surprises. {87560}{87607}Dear Mrs. Abt El Farragh, {87610}{87657}The ten-year warranty period has expired. {87660}{87707}Please report for inspection.|Regards, {87710}{87760}doctor of plastic surgery. {87785}{87835}Boob inspection?! {87960}{88010}I have to see this. {88210}{88257}Luigi! {88260}{88282}Welcome {88285}{88307}at the plastic surgery center. {88310}{88370}Please wait for the silicone to be replaced, {88410}{88457}Do you want to exchange them? {88460}{88482}Jup, {88485}{88532}Do you pay in cash?|Yup, {88535}{88585}Would you like a drink?|Yup, {89160}{89210}Ready?|Jup. {89310}{89357}150 million records sold {89360}{89407}And not a single car with wheels. {89410}{89460}It couldn't be true. {89485}{89532}Tickets please...|me? {89535}{89585}Uh… {89735}{89785}Holy shit! {89810}{89857}No more whining. {89860}{89907}It is what it is {89910}{89960}unbearable… {89985}{90035}Hi! {90085}{90135}Hi… {90210}{90275}Meetings, meetings, of course...|OK. {90285}{90335}I'll pick you up from home... {90385}{90407}No, no,|I'd rather come by taxi. {90410}{90457}You'd better pick me up|from the main station. {90460}{90507}Wait, what time is it? {90510}{90557}Maybe eight o'clock?|No {90560}{90650}We'll meet when the big clue is here and the little clue is here. {90710}{90782}This innocent manner|made me lose my mind. {90785}{90807}I thought to myself, {90810}{90902}that I must knock on wood... the field bush (Feldbusch). {91460}{91507}Hi Verona. {91510}{91557}Hello,|Who are you? {91560}{91632}What? We have an appointment, this is my car. {91635}{91657}I'm Dieter. {91660}{91707}Yes?|And what are you doing here? {91710}{91757}What does that mean? {91760}{91810}Do you know what time it is? {91860}{91907}I don't know anything about watches. {91910}{91957}What? Look, over there on the front left, there's a watch. {91960}{92007}I don't know where|is the right and where is the left. {92010}{92057}Huh?|...but I can sing very well. {92060}{92082}But not now. {92085}{92107}At all, I never do it without a lawyer. {92110}{92157}In general, when it comes to business, I can be very tough, {92160}{92182}Even though I'm romantic sometimes. {92185}{92235}Oh look, there in the front, {92260}{92362}This lady, I also wanted a blouse like this... but not pink.... {92560}{92607}… because I can also listen very carefully, don't you think? {92610}{92657}Sorry to interrupt you, but... {92660}{92707}Let me finish. {92710}{92757}You're welcome. {92760}{92807}Now I forgot what I wanted to say. {92810}{92857}But please, say what you wanted to say. {92860}{92882}Now I don't know either. {92885}{92932}You don't understand anything. |Huh? {92935}{92982}You just had to interrupt me. {92985}{93007}I'm not saying anything... {93010}{93032}You see...|after all... {93035}{93057}I won't say anything anymore... {93060}{93107}The hours passed like this, {93110}{93157}and she didn't stop... {93160}{93232}She was good at talking,|but Naddel could have offered that to me. {93235}{93282}I was slowly starting to feel {93285}{93307}like after two weeks|at survival camp. {93310}{93380}My body was preparing|to die. {93410}{93460}I'm not saying anything... {93485}{93532}Yet I couldn't break away from her. {93535}{93557}She was like a drug. {93560}{93607}She made me do things {93610}{93675}Which I would normally never do. {93685}{93707}I had a feeling. {93710}{93760}This is destruction. {93860}{93907}One day a change came. {93910}{93982}I only like hamburgers.|But the hamburger has no cheese. {93985}{94007}But I want cheese. {94010}{94057}Then you have to get the cheeseburger. {94060}{94107}But I don't like cheeseburger.|So what now? {94110}{94182}Then I'll take the cheeseburger with... no cheese. {94185}{94207}So, a hamburger? {94210}{94260}No, I don't like hamburger. {94310}{94332}I couldn't take it anymore. {94335}{94392}It's time to make the right move. {94410}{94457}Do you want to marry me? {94460}{94512}Yes, why not,|good idea. {94585}{94607}Now I'm confused. {94610}{94657}There you go. {94660}{94732}Just let someone tell you that marriage doesn't make sense nowadays. {94735}{94820}Takes the order,|twice the honeymoon menu. {94835}{94905}Do you need some onion rings for your engagement? {94910}{94960}No, champagne. {95160}{95210}Cheers, Verona! {95235}{95257}I need to get to know you better first. {95260}{95307}I won't buy a hare in a purse. {95310}{95407}You mean it's a pig in a poke?|You always have to have the last word. {95410}{95482}It's over, we're going on vacation first, and then I'll see if I can take you. {95485}{95532}I can't stay in your car for the rest of my life. {95535}{95585}And listen to your lectures. {95635}{95657}What do you think about Rio? {95660}{95682}Oh, no, I don't know. {95685}{95707}Majorca? {95710}{95732}No, I already know that. {95735}{95757}Maldives. {95760}{95782}I don't know. {95785}{95807}Lake Titicaca. {95810}{95860}You bastard! {95885}{95907}Acapulco. {95910}{95932}Okidoki. {95935}{95982}Where is it?,|What the hell doesn't matter. {95985}{96052}What time should I pick you up tomorrow? {96135}{96205}When the big hand will be here and the small hand will be here. {96210}{96282}It worked.|Exactly when the big hand {96285}{96357}she was on number twelve, and the little one was on number eight|I drove up to Verona's house {96360}{96495}with two first-class airline tickets|to Hamburg Okidoki in your pocket. {96510}{96582}Little Dieter and I were looking forward to a beautiful vacation. {96585}{96642}It was supposed to be a great adventure... {96685}{96735}Damn... {96810}{96860}There's nowhere to stand... {96985}{97007}What are you looking at? {97010}{97087}Haven't you ever seen|someone park before? {97435}{97485}What? {97785}{97835}What are you looking at? {97860}{97910}Hey!, get out of here! {97960}{98010}Ouch… {98060}{98107}Is anyone there? {98110}{98132}Hello?|or…? {98135}{98207}What's going on? Will you finally open it?|Yes, yes, come in... {98210}{98260}Verona, press the button. {98385}{98457}My suitcases, my suitcases, I'm all mixed up. {98460}{98532}We'll sort it out together,|Verona, just open the door {98535}{98607}I'll go upstairs and... |If you keep pushing me like this, {98610}{98660}this, this, I don't know what I'll do. {98685}{98735}Press, press… {98785}{98835}Push... the button. {99410}{99457}You, what kind of herb is this? {99460}{99507}Toenails. {99510}{99560}I think I have some visions... {99585}{99632}Tell me, what do you see? {99635}{99657}It's Bohlen. {99660}{99710}I saw Bohlen, {99735}{99785}Give it here. {99935}{99985}Cool. {100160}{100255}Now I can even hear his voice.|Me too, clearly... {100335}{100382}It's not Bohlen. {100385}{100432}This is Matthias Reim… {100435}{100482}He had a hit once. {100485}{100532}Now I lie… {100535}{100582}street. {100585}{100635}It's him...|No, it's not him... {100660}{100720}Give me some more of that herb|OK, OK… {100760}{100807}My toenails… {100810}{100872}I just wanted to get inside... {100935}{100985}Verona… {101210}{101232}Verona? {101235}{101282}Do you want to argue with me now, {101285}{101347}Do you want to go and get married to me? {101385}{101432}We'll be there soon? {101435}{101482}We've only just started. {101485}{101532}I'm bored. {101535}{101582}Look to your left,|there you can see Hamburg. {101585}{101632}I only see an armchair with this thick... {101635}{101657}No, the second one is the left. {101660}{101707}I don't feel like it. {101710}{101732}Do you want a newspaper? {101735}{101757}No, I'm tired. {101760}{101782}Do you want some coffee? {101785}{101807}No, I'm hungry. {101810}{101857}Do you want some peanuts? {101860}{101882}No, it makes me want to drink. {101885}{101957}Okay, so maybe you'd like something to drink? champagne or… {101960}{102057}You idiot, I need some peanuts first to make me feel thirsty, {102060}{102107}and then some champagne to make you hungry. {102110}{102190}So first the peanuts and then the champagne?|No. {102210}{102257}how so? I want this and this. {102260}{102307}That's what I meant.|But you didn't say. {102310}{102360}Then I won't say anything more... {102385}{102435}Dieter, {102460}{102510}Dieter, Dieter! {102685}{102732}Dieter,|yes Verona? {102735}{102757}Faster Dieter! {102760}{102827}right, no, left.|good, good… {102885}{102907}are we engaged now? {102910}{102960}Wait a minute, wait a minute. {103010}{103057}Dieter!, Dieter!, Dieter! {103060}{103107}this… {103110}{103132}It was great. {103135}{103185}I'm exhausted now. {103260}{103310}actually…actually… {103335}{103357}Verona, {103360}{103407}it's all real, {103410}{103457}or... like this, like this, more artificial? {103460}{103507}natural, no.|so unnatural? {103510}{103557}Naturally natural. {103560}{103680}Verona, if we want to get married, we should be able to talk about everything. {103685}{103732}You can tell me everything. {103735}{103802}There's no point in keeping secrets from each other... {104010}{104060}I didn't quite understand that. {104110}{104157}they are real, {104160}{104182}but tell me what turns you on. {104185}{104257}you're weird|I'm not saying anything anymore|and that's fine... {104260}{104360}after a while we started to get bored and moved on. {104485}{104555}with every hour I spent with Verona, {104560}{104657}I was convinced that she fits me like a fist fits my nose. {104660}{104757}I have never been so sure about any woman in my life. {104760}{104815}so go to Las Vegas, get married. {104860}{104910}Andy, can you hear me? {104935}{104997}I'm making the biggest mistake of my life right now. {105035}{105082}Eh... I hear you, you're right. {105085}{105172}What's up, Dieter?|You can call your mom later. {105185}{105207}Andy, I have to go. {105210}{105282}End?|Wait, there are so many reasons to live. {105435}{105482}I knew Elvis was alive. {105485}{105532}I saw him on TV. {105535}{105582}Would you like a video? {105585}{105607}No, thank you. {105610}{105657}Would you like another video? {105660}{105682}No! {105685}{105735}Do you know how many washing machines there are? {105760}{105850}It was damaged by|too much limescale in the water? {105860}{105907}What does that have to do with anything? {105910}{105932}I want to get married now. {105935}{105957}The smallest ceremony, {105960}{105982}smallest package. {105985}{106032}The shortest program, inputs, outputs, done. {106035}{106082}Okay {106085}{106135}Do you want her? {106385}{106432}Yes! {106435}{106457}And do you want it? {106460}{106507}Yeah… {106510}{106557}If you are a woman and a man, {106560}{106610}then I pronounce you husband and wife. {106710}{106732}He actually married me. {106735}{106782}What, please?|Nothing, nothing. {106785}{106832}Suddenly it dawned on me. {106835}{106917}It wasn't a mistake, it was a super super huge mistake. {107010}{107080}Let me in,|open up! {107110}{107157}It's good that you're here,|I want to annul... {107160}{107240}Sorry, it's not possible|with the cheapest program. {107310}{107407}Now that we were married,|I couldn't change it anymore. {107410}{107457}We're back home. {107460}{107562}I couldn't wait to show Verona my little cottage. {107660}{107682}How do you like it? {107685}{107740}Beautiful, but what's behind the house? {107760}{107810}These are my savings... {107910}{107977}That's where I save money for hard times. {107985}{108037}A lot?|Well, you could say so. {108060}{108107}Now I'll show you where the kitchen is. {108110}{108160}Cash?|No, kitchen. {108185}{108257}Why do I need to know this?|Because I'm hungry and because {108260}{108350}that you will cook me something tasty now. {108935}{108982}So it's like this... {108985}{109050}Get out of here, this is my place now... {109085}{109132}So, Naddel, {109135}{109182}I completely forgot to tell you that I got married. {109185}{109207}I can explain everything to you... {109210}{109260}I wanted to tell you that... {109510}{109580}Naddel, I... |Dieter, where are you hiding? {109585}{109640}I'm...|I'm going to the bathroom now. {109660}{109707}What will you be doing there?|I need to improve my appearance, {109710}{109802}I'll be ready to go soon.|Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!… {109860}{109907}I succeeded. {109910}{109932}Happily married, {109935}{109982}with a caring woman {109985}{110035}in my cozy home. {110110}{110132}Ready! {110135}{110207}What?|Look what a wonderful wife you have. Cool! {110210}{110272}But you know, it's too late now. {110310}{110332}Even McDonald's is closed. {110335}{110430}Whatever.|Let's go to the gas station to get some food. {110435}{110507}…Well, yes, but these clothes don't fit a gas station. {110510}{110557}I have to change. {110560}{110610}I'll be right back! {110760}{110827}Dieter, tell me, I'm your wife now... {110860}{110907}Yes, so what? {110910}{110982}I guess it's only natural that you'd give me a gold credit card now {110985}{111032}and power of attorney to use your account? {111035}{111087}What?|I have to live on something. {111110}{111157}What?|You want me to walk around in flour sacks? {111160}{111207}I need to go to the bathroom for a moment. {111210}{111232}And I also want to have my own car, {111235}{111285}Mercedes, but from Ferrari. {111310}{111382}And 10 thousand marks a month, what am I saying, 20 thousand. {111385}{111432}I can't ask you every time, {111435}{111497}if I want to buy coffee|or something else. {111510}{111557}I want to have money for cosmetics... {111560}{111607}Winkel & Winkel Law Firm, {111610}{111657}Hello, Dr. Winkel? {111660}{111715}I need legal help urgently. {111735}{111782}I got married and… {111785}{111857}Can I still prepare a prenup now? {111860}{111907}Please come with this lady. {111910}{111932}Yes, Mr. Bohlen. {111935}{112007}What do you propose to your|wife in the event of a divorce? {112010}{112060}So,|well, I was thinking about... {112085}{112132}50 thousand marks… {112135}{112157}for every year of our marriage. {112160}{112227}I feel like a cheap street girl. {112235}{112282}Okay, {112285}{112335}100 thousand then. {112360}{112407}I don't want handouts. {112410}{112460}For God's sake, 200 thousand. {112485}{112535}It's a blow to me... {112560}{112625}My dear, what amount are you thinking about? {112635}{112657}Three hundred trillion, {112660}{112682}no matter how many years we'll be married. {112685}{112772}This is true love|I won't sign anything like that. {112810}{112857}Verona, this is bullshit. {112860}{112932}Not at all!|I can't write here, {112935}{113032}that Mrs. Feldbusch is hereby awarded three hundred trillion marks. {113035}{113057}You can, you can, you can. {113060}{113145}I won't breathe so long now until you write it. {113160}{113182}Mr. Bohlen, {113185}{113232}after a thorough analysis|of your financial situation {113235}{113282}I advise you to pay these three hundred trillion. {113285}{113332}Otherwise it will cost you really dearly. {113335}{113382}What if I don't sign? {113385}{113480}We can wait another minute until Mrs. Feldbusch collapses. {113485}{113532}This will however qualify as a failure to provide assistance. {113535}{113585}However, this can be expensive. {113935}{113982}Okay, whatever. {113985}{114057}I will sign that you will receive|three hundred trillion marks on the day {114060}{114110}where we get divorced. {114335}{114385}V-ero-na Fe-ld-bu-sch {114535}{114582}So Dieter|the case is over. {114585}{114657}You're an asshole|I don't want to see you anymore. {114685}{114737}I'll get you the divorce papers. {115185}{115250}Dear Dieter, Thank you for your check-in. {115260}{115357}I took what was due to me with me so that you wouldn't have too much work. {115360}{115425}What's smart is not me.|Your ex-wife. {115610}{115660}Oh no! {115835}{115857}My money, {115860}{115912}what I took away from my mouth. {116010}{116032}Impossible… {116035}{116082}This can't be true... {116085}{116135}No, no, no… {116160}{116207}I was completely broke, {116210}{116257}abandoned by all women. {116260}{116307}But when everything falls apart, {116310}{116357}you can only count on one thing - {116360}{116410}true male friendship. {116435}{116485}Hello|this is the Indian's wigwam... {116510}{116557}Hello Thomas!|Who's speaking? {116560}{116607}This is Dieter, {116610}{116672}The one with whom you sold 150,000 records. {116685}{116737}Oh, Dieter, the one with that hairstyle... {116760}{116807}Exactly,|listen, I wanted to ask you, {116810}{116882}Will you leave... I mean, will you sing with me again? {116885}{116972}Oh yeah, great,|we always had so much fun together. {116985}{117057}Dieter, don't you think we're exaggerating a bit? {117060}{117082}Thomas, listen, {117085}{117132}that Wetten guy, dass... he said, {117135}{117182}that we are to maintain unconditional secrecy, {117185}{117232}Otherwise we will be kicked out of the program. {117235}{117257}but...|there is no but. {117260}{117310}It will be over. {117335}{117417}My costume is also getting tighter. {117460}{117510}Hey, {117535}{117592}look...|isn't that Bohlen? {117610}{117657}No, it's not that Bohlen. {117660}{117710}Bohlen is the other one.|damn! {117735}{117792}The one behind the wheel is Matthias Reim. {117810}{117860}You're right. {118235}{118282}Hey Dieter, {118285}{118357}Dieter! I recognized you right away by your big sack. {118360}{118407}Ocho, Dieter Bohlen, {118410}{118457}The one who punishes naughty children with his music? {118460}{118510}Come on, Bohlen, stay with us! {118535}{118557}Come on, Diet… Nicholas, {118560}{118627}don't let yourself be accosted by strange men. {118635}{118682}You're right, Easter bunny. {118685}{118732}Otherwise,|people will start talking. {118735}{118832}If you want, Dieter, I'll call the editorial office right now and tell you, {118835}{118885}that Modern Talking… {118910}{118957}What are you doing? {118960}{118982}If someone sees you...|but... {118985}{119032}No buts, though. {119035}{119082}Dieter, Dieter,|wait, it's so dark in here. {119085}{119135}I don't see anything... {119210}{119260}What are you doing there? {119435}{119482}Take it off! {119485}{119535}And what if someone sees me? {119635}{119682}Something incomprehensible happened again. {119685}{119747}Our comeback took off like a rocket. {119835}{119945}On the first day alone we sold 180,000 records in Toetensen alone, {119985}{120032}which is equivalent to placing the plate next to the plate {120035}{120082}distance|from Hamburg to Pieneberg. {120085}{120150}In total we sold|844822375457 records. {120285}{120335}The Earth has changed its face. {120385}{120432}I was finally proclaimed pope, {120435}{120482}…then Emperor of China, {120485}{120535}…and in the end a great conqueror. {120585}{120607}So, Thomas. {120610}{120662}Only one of us can be it. {120685}{120732}And that one is me. {120735}{120782}Wait a minute, Dieter, it can't be like this. {120785}{120835}Success belongs to both of us. {120860}{120907}But I want everything for myself|no, no, no, no, no. {120910}{120972}You must be doing something wrong, Dieter... {120985}{121057}No, I just don't have enough.|That's right, my dear. {121060}{121107}And that's what you'll go to hell for. {121110}{121160}I'm falling from the clouds right now. {121185}{121252}Hasta la vista, you little sewer rat. {121510}{121557}What?|Oh, new. {121560}{121582}Name? {121585}{121632}I…|so, Dieter. {121635}{121685}What am I doing here anyway? {121710}{121767}The public sent you to hell. {121785}{121807}To hell?|Yes. {121810}{121857}Let's go then, please. {121860}{121910}Where to?|To hell. {121935}{121985}Oh, no. {122010}{122060}What did you say? {122085}{122142}Okay, okay, let's go... {122185}{122242}Please, if you want, you can. {122535}{122607}So Mr. Bohlen, today is your lucky day. {122610}{122657}Yes? {122660}{122682}We have such an action this week. {122685}{122775}You can choose hell|where you will spend eternity. {122810}{122857}Cool?| Yes great… {122860}{122925}So Mr. Bohlen,|we have goal number 1 here. {123060}{123107}Hell no! {123110}{123177}That's right, no one can stand it, okay, {123185}{123232}Let's see what else we have here. {123235}{123282}Goal No. 2 please… {123285}{123332}Isn't that great? {123335}{123432}Oh, it's you, Dieter, guitarist of Thomas Anders, welcome... {123485}{123532}Not this! {123535}{123582}Dear friend,|we have one more offer. {123585}{123632}Goal No. 3. {123635}{123682}Main prize. {123685}{123735}Hi Dieter. {123760}{123837}This is my choice!|My studio, my beautiful studio. {123885}{123935}So be it,|ha ha ha ha {124010}{124060}Is this supposed to be a punishment?|It's laughable. {124310}{124357}Hi, who are you? {124360}{124407}I can sing very well. {124410}{124460}Oh no|stop! {124510}{124560}No!!! {124570}{124590}GW stylistic and spelling corrections. 61528