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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:24,812 A little closer. 2 00:00:29,791 --> 00:00:31,230 Get lost! Step. 3 00:00:31,911 --> 00:00:33,121 Get lost. 4 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,345 Stupid bird. 5 00:00:46,010 --> 00:00:49,350 Your poultry, just try again! 6 00:00:50,000 --> 00:00:53,211 I am the postman. 7 00:01:02,130 --> 00:01:04,156 I have to go in there. 8 00:01:31,920 --> 00:01:33,231 It's just a mailbox. 9 00:01:35,942 --> 00:01:38,791 Only a mailbox. 10 00:01:49,635 --> 00:01:51,421 NO! 11 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,214 Addams Family The family reunion. 12 00:03:14,162 --> 00:03:18,332 The first one to get a spot shot has to ride in the mail van. 13 00:03:28,684 --> 00:03:36,021 Wednesday Pugsly. How many times have I said you must not play with the postman while he is working. 14 00:03:36,312 --> 00:03:39,198 Let's play the Spanish Inquisition. 15 00:03:39,465 --> 00:03:44,149 You get the thumbscrews, I get things. 16 00:03:44,894 --> 00:03:51,749 Children, no matter how much we scream or punish them so they beg for more. 17 00:03:55,697 --> 00:03:58,213 Let's see what we have here. 18 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:08,687 Dirt, trash, Franklin lonely magazine, live in a deadly house. 19 00:04:08,899 --> 00:04:10,341 What is this? 20 00:04:18,898 --> 00:04:20,031 Yes! 21 00:04:21,340 --> 00:04:22,910 It is here. 22 00:04:23,239 --> 00:04:25,970 It has come. 23 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:54,161 - I got it. I finally got it. - What did you get dear? 24 00:05:55,310 --> 00:05:56,520 A new type of Ebola virus? 25 00:05:57,000 --> 00:05:58,820 Mad cow disease. 26 00:05:59,009 --> 00:06:06,547 No, no, much better than that. Gather everyone, it's time for a family meeting. 27 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:29,880 Hello thing, you came at the right time to see my latest invention. 28 00:06:30,001 --> 00:06:34,873 You know, Pugsly's birthday is coming up. What does a little boy need? 29 00:06:35,004 --> 00:06:40,020 No. That's right. Bitter fighting dogs. 30 00:06:40,140 --> 00:06:43,950 But then I remembered after all, they attack Girl Scouts. 31 00:06:44,182 --> 00:06:48,558 I found the perfect solution. 32 00:06:51,530 --> 00:06:52,389 Stay. 33 00:06:53,621 --> 00:06:56,249 Just stay there. 34 00:06:57,810 --> 00:07:00,930 Isn't he gorgeous His name is butcher. 35 00:07:02,350 --> 00:07:04,890 Well butch, it's show time. 36 00:07:09,690 --> 00:07:13,789 I have trained him to react the other way around words most people will not be able to guess. 37 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:15,351 Look here. 38 00:07:16,120 --> 00:07:17,030 Good boy! 39 00:07:25,311 --> 00:07:27,770 It will be fun when Wednesday has to give him a bath. 40 00:07:32,724 --> 00:07:34,599 Man, look how it works 41 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:38,510 Okay, that's enough. 42 00:07:38,760 --> 00:07:40,310 Bad dog. 43 00:07:42,378 --> 00:07:46,357 Well done! Well done. 44 00:07:48,230 --> 00:07:54,889 To make sure he would attack first head so I only fed him here. 45 00:07:55,124 --> 00:08:02,691 I must say, he really likes it can't you, butch, my boy. 46 00:08:05,280 --> 00:08:07,019 What are there things? 47 00:08:08,899 --> 00:08:12,230 A family meeting? I hope it is important. 48 00:08:12,921 --> 00:08:14,880 My dear, loving family. 49 00:08:16,120 --> 00:08:22,130 We all know it's a �re to bear the name Addams. 50 00:08:23,410 --> 00:08:28,899 We are very special, unique. People with an identity. 51 00:08:29,159 --> 00:08:31,790 People with a vision and a purpose. 52 00:08:32,478 --> 00:08:34,580 People who understand fashion 53 00:08:35,691 --> 00:08:38,331 People with hopes and dreams. 54 00:08:39,013 --> 00:08:44,490 And what makes us who we are? 55 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,840 Battle History. 56 00:08:47,573 --> 00:08:50,945 What separates us from the animals? 57 00:08:51,022 --> 00:08:54,653 also� the stuffed ones. 58 00:08:58,370 --> 00:08:59,540 Sorry Friedrich. 59 00:08:59,790 --> 00:09:07,541 In front of me is the first book about family history. 60 00:09:07,890 --> 00:09:13,389 A book about all the Addams. 61 00:09:14,234 --> 00:09:21,857 Look here children. Every Addam that has gone on this land is described in this book. 62 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:24,230 Date of death, autopsy report. 63 00:09:24,450 --> 00:09:31,470 A complete list of names as of now could only be seen on jars with formaldehyde. 64 00:09:32,368 --> 00:09:33,899 �h, man, that's great. 65 00:09:34,020 --> 00:09:41,640 I knew somewhere there was one Addams waiting to be discovered. 66 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,455 This will help you with to find them. 67 00:09:45,119 --> 00:09:53,232 The "family tree" we help with find relatives all over the world. 68 00:09:53,690 --> 00:09:56,290 We engage family gatherings. 69 00:09:59,004 --> 00:10:08,507 All your relatives will be gathered for the low price of $5,000 70 00:10:10,690 --> 00:10:13,240 What an amazing day. 71 00:10:13,670 --> 00:10:18,403 It will be the best investment we ever did. 72 00:10:55,730 --> 00:10:58,140 Grandmother. Grandfather. 73 00:10:59,740 --> 00:11:01,440 Grandfather! 74 00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:08,750 What a surprise when I'm partying When we heard that you were on your way, we almost died of shock. 75 00:11:08,950 --> 00:11:12,320 I think something more is needed to kill an Addams 76 00:11:13,263 --> 00:11:19,079 Mortimer, look at the little ones So cowardly and insolent. 77 00:11:19,531 --> 00:11:22,180 I have something special for you. 78 00:11:22,593 --> 00:11:26,890 I think the Bohemian left something in the attic for you. 79 00:11:28,257 --> 00:11:34,590 Here you little devil your own Serbian cannonball. 80 00:11:35,270 --> 00:11:38,670 And to you my dear grandson. 81 00:11:39,070 --> 00:11:47,790 - Bonnie died and Clyde executed - You give my children a cold, don't you? 82 00:11:48,410 --> 00:11:52,258 You want to make sure they grow up as socially maladjusted. 83 00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:53,799 Oh no. 84 00:11:55,120 --> 00:11:58,230 Our wish is when they grow up that they become sincere and honest. 85 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,067 Upright citizens in society. 86 00:12:04,691 --> 00:12:08,207 You got me almost old swings there. 87 00:12:09,258 --> 00:12:12,199 Let's go inside before you get the heat. 88 00:12:12,988 --> 00:12:15,916 I bought that cannon shot on the road. 89 00:12:17,057 --> 00:12:20,791 - How was it in the old country grandma? - Surprisingly good. 90 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:30,760 I hate dolls. I am against that fact that they still see me as a child. 91 00:12:30,998 --> 00:12:34,470 I know dear, remember they are your grandparents. 92 00:12:34,890 --> 00:12:41,466 So old and powerless. but we I know they won't live much longer. 93 00:12:48,806 --> 00:12:55,435 I have good news grandma and grandpa. Will live with us for a while. 94 00:12:56,060 --> 00:12:57,357 It's fantastic. 95 00:12:57,618 --> 00:13:03,041 We can play dragon and dungeons with our neighbors. 96 00:13:03,591 --> 00:13:05,870 Just like the old days. 97 00:13:13,670 --> 00:13:14,899 I want to put out a dish... 98 00:13:15,210 --> 00:13:19,603 For life, death and family. 99 00:13:21,320 --> 00:13:23,997 Not necessarily in that order. 100 00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,720 There is a stain on my glass. 101 00:13:32,860 --> 00:13:37,450 It's impossible, damn it 7 years ago, isn't it, kids? 102 00:13:45,050 --> 00:13:51,897 Your food is so delicious and crisp you know how to do it Esmeralda. 103 00:13:52,020 --> 00:13:56,460 The secret lies in the use of beetles it makes them extra crisp. 104 00:14:01,892 --> 00:14:06,430 Has anyone heard the result about the Yankee�s Today? 105 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:14,130 Did you notice anything unusual at my grandparents last night. 106 00:14:14,860 --> 00:14:15,860 Of course. 107 00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:22,799 I mean did you notice something strange about them. 108 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,852 A cause for concern? 109 00:14:26,891 --> 00:14:31,540 Treasures, I think they are still lost. 110 00:14:31,869 --> 00:14:35,840 According to tradition, we are supposed to hate them. 111 00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:41,460 -Whatever, my love. -�h, beloved. 112 00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:50,830 I can't wait to see us as we age together in suffering as the pure do. 113 00:14:52,193 --> 00:14:53,768 Trust it. 114 00:14:54,857 --> 00:14:59,043 Uncontrolled bad breath. 115 00:14:59,643 --> 00:15:07,069 - Gout, kidney stone gallstones. - Failed medical procedures. 116 00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:14,031 Side by side. 117 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:24,160 Connected to devices that flash and hums, drips all night. 118 00:15:26,685 --> 00:15:32,921 We spit in bitter agony as our lives fade away. 119 00:15:33,389 --> 00:15:35,714 When you hear the sound ..... 120 00:15:44,053 --> 00:15:48,074 I'm glad they would stay with us for a while. 121 00:17:08,050 --> 00:17:09,480 The enjoyment of diseases in humans. 122 00:17:09,500 --> 00:17:12,054 Something is terribly, terribly wrong. 123 00:17:13,783 --> 00:17:19,430 Winter in Florida, buy things at television. Look out for Festers. 124 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:22,150 I found it! 125 00:17:22,310 --> 00:17:28,650 "Volheimer's" tends to general behavior and desire to dance. 126 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:36,860 "It sometimes happens to the elderly And there is no treatment for it. " 127 00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:44,830 I can't live any longer. 128 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:50,030 The horror. 129 00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:55,834 The horror! 130 00:17:57,440 --> 00:18:01,030 Gomez my love you are torturing yourself. 131 00:18:01,981 --> 00:18:05,980 What you need is a pair rusty nails and a bath. 132 00:18:06,032 --> 00:18:10,767 It's more than I can bear. 133 00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:18,767 There is nothing that can replace it sadness that fills my heart. 134 00:18:21,130 --> 00:18:24,134 �h good, the post is here. 135 00:18:31,780 --> 00:18:34,526 Life is so simple for you. isn't that Alisia? 136 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:38,740 Thanks. 137 00:18:43,849 --> 00:18:47,740 Open the magazine for us 138 00:18:49,051 --> 00:18:51,320 What is this? 139 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,175 Good news everyone. 140 00:19:06,498 --> 00:19:11,451 We are called to family reunion in the primrose resort. 141 00:19:11,986 --> 00:19:18,650 The people from the family tree have sent this personal computer invitation to us. 142 00:19:19,081 --> 00:19:26,176 Gomez, do you think this is a good time I mean, what about our grandparents? 143 00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:31,340 - They need our help - That's why we're going away, aren't we Fester? 144 00:19:31,980 --> 00:19:39,457 There is a chance that someone from our family has experience with, 145 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:45,370 this rare Volheimer's disease and has a cure for it. 146 00:19:45,519 --> 00:19:49,680 Maybe we have a talented one Witch doctor in the family. 147 00:19:50,540 --> 00:19:53,005 My good man, now you think. 148 00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:57,350 You probably don't think about taking take us to the family reunion, right? 149 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:02,509 So, so, children. Are you not keen on that see our distant relatives? 150 00:20:02,730 --> 00:20:10,040 - I would rather bathe in fuel and light it. -That's how it should sound. 151 00:20:12,024 --> 00:20:16,560 Thing himself to lurch he has to start packing. 152 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:21,750 - Gomez, don't call and say we're coming - And spoil the surprise? 153 00:20:30,030 --> 00:20:35,843 I called Cousin It. He helps annoying the neighbors while we're away. 154 00:20:36,646 --> 00:20:41,264 I pray I get rid of...THAT 155 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:50,365 Now let me see: body plan, chainsaw scalpel rib spreader ... It's all there. 156 00:20:53,146 --> 00:20:55,436 Where are pugsly and wednesday? 157 00:20:57,054 --> 00:21:00,457 I'm afraid they won't join. 158 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:19,155 I'm afraid I forgot to switch off the electric heating blanket. 159 00:21:19,523 --> 00:21:24,066 Right next to the leaky water pipe in the bathroom. 160 00:21:24,258 --> 00:21:28,018 Do you think Best will go in there without slippers? 161 00:21:28,374 --> 00:21:30,679 Don't worry my dear what I'm sure she wants. 162 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:34,424 Who has taken my banana beetle. 163 00:21:45,825 --> 00:21:48,365 The family tree, please wait. 164 00:21:49,645 --> 00:21:54,476 What happens? why isn't it there? 165 00:21:56,631 --> 00:22:00,165 Why is Boris Yeltsin invited to dinner at Erilord's? 166 00:22:00,529 --> 00:22:03,525 My heart beats like a monkey. 167 00:22:03,852 --> 00:22:10,233 The whole system has gone crazy after we wrote the invitations in blood. 168 00:22:13,281 --> 00:22:15,736 "Addams" is spelled with a single "d". 169 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:21,620 Companies that deal with that kind should know. 170 00:22:21,699 --> 00:22:24,797 Even Pugsly writes better than that. 171 00:22:24,916 --> 00:22:27,636 His teachers taught him in only half a year. 172 00:22:28,012 --> 00:22:30,723 A D D A M S . 173 00:22:31,142 --> 00:22:34,214 Like that. Good boy! 174 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:42,600 Bad boy. 175 00:22:43,435 --> 00:22:46,415 - Fester, are you okay? - I'm fine. 176 00:22:54,154 --> 00:22:56,421 All the addresses have been mixed up. 177 00:22:57,007 --> 00:23:01,154 What did you do before sending them? 178 00:23:03,236 --> 00:23:04,315 No. 179 00:23:04,918 --> 00:23:07,331 Come everyone let's sing. 180 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:21,737 There it is at last, primrose resort. 181 00:23:29,891 --> 00:23:34,519 - Is that all? - No wonder there isn't a picture in the brochure. 182 00:23:36,972 --> 00:23:41,673 Good day! Welcome to "primrose resort" 183 00:23:42,182 --> 00:23:44,721 Nice hat boy. God bless you. 184 00:23:47,818 --> 00:23:51,643 You must be the ones we've been waiting for I'm glad you're here. 185 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:54,253 Hello sir. Welcome to "primrose resort" 186 00:23:56,919 --> 00:23:59,043 Of course you have to go that way and look to the left, 187 00:23:59,154 --> 00:24:01,949 down the narrow corridor look to the elevator. 188 00:24:02,172 --> 00:24:05,876 Through the corridor, follow the green carpet third door on the left hand. 189 00:24:08,896 --> 00:24:11,424 Excuse me sir, let me help them with those suitcases. 190 00:24:16,937 --> 00:24:21,829 The birds are singing, the smell of lilacs The sun shines ... 191 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:24,223 I want to go home. 192 00:24:24,409 --> 00:24:26,723 Als� Wednesday. now give it a chance. 193 00:24:27,102 --> 00:24:31,071 A house that size must have a lot of skeletons in the closet. 194 00:24:32,021 --> 00:24:39,323 Poor thing, I completely forgot that he gets homesick on long trips. 195 00:24:39,871 --> 00:24:42,979 We have to have him inside where it is cold and wet. 196 00:24:43,291 --> 00:24:46,769 I wish it was that simple with grandparents. 197 00:24:49,591 --> 00:24:54,522 Primrose resort has a lot of flowers 198 00:24:54,759 --> 00:24:57,924 We have 70 rooms, a swimming pool, two tennis courts. 199 00:24:58,154 --> 00:25:02,241 Great areas and a kitchen with a French kitchen. 200 00:25:03,521 --> 00:25:08,861 -Do you have a cemetery? -Not really but Tom food vines are buried in the garden. 201 00:25:09,544 --> 00:25:10,781 It's a little scary, isn't it? 202 00:25:12,038 --> 00:25:15,233 Interesting. Did you hear that Fester? 203 00:25:16,460 --> 00:25:18,421 What kind of resort would it be without it. 204 00:25:19,182 --> 00:25:20,576 Where did he go? 205 00:25:33,371 --> 00:25:36,019 I don't see any skeletons. 206 00:25:42,031 --> 00:25:44,251 It destroys the joy. 207 00:25:47,638 --> 00:25:54,245 Honey, this place is full of luxury New bedding for a comfortable sleep. 208 00:26:02,858 --> 00:26:07,043 - How is our patient? - Not so well, I might have to operate. 209 00:26:07,678 --> 00:26:13,129 Okay, but remember what happened last time, right? 210 00:26:13,491 --> 00:26:17,891 If the patient does not stop scream, then stun him. 211 00:26:18,105 --> 00:26:19,899 Good boy, Pugsly. 212 00:26:20,019 --> 00:26:24,032 I am sure you will be the best at medical school. 213 00:26:27,591 --> 00:26:30,324 where is my brother 214 00:26:31,163 --> 00:26:33,854 You know how Fester gets embarrassed at large gatherings? 215 00:26:34,143 --> 00:26:41,042 He is probably in a dark place in the company of a spider. 216 00:26:43,213 --> 00:26:46,799 Don't you want to meet? distant relatives? 217 00:26:47,085 --> 00:26:51,134 Meet new friends, see how the other half dies. 218 00:26:51,491 --> 00:26:57,879 Have patience my dear. Just like snails come out when cold rain falls. 219 00:26:58,094 --> 00:27:00,832 I'm just as sure. Parties will come when the time is right. 220 00:27:15,629 --> 00:27:17,987 Oh, look! 221 00:27:19,750 --> 00:27:21,243 I love bingo. 222 00:27:24,574 --> 00:27:27,836 Addams here, and Addams there no matter where you look, there is an Addams. 223 00:27:28,247 --> 00:27:30,120 Are these people our relatives? 224 00:27:31,192 --> 00:27:34,355 See you Wednesday Those people are of our flesh and blood. 225 00:27:34,893 --> 00:27:37,989 Too much meat, not enough blood. 226 00:27:38,782 --> 00:27:43,152 �h, there you are! You must be them relatives who have just checked in 227 00:27:43,658 --> 00:27:45,254 Welcome, welcome, welcome. 228 00:27:46,029 --> 00:27:49,351 - I'm Dolores, I'm dying to see you. - Me too. 229 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:55,214 - Dolores, What a beautiful name. - In Latin it means pain and sorrow. 230 00:27:55,965 --> 00:28:01,270 I have held meetings for my husband's family for several years. 231 00:28:01,352 --> 00:28:03,978 It's amazing what kind of people there is rising. 232 00:28:04,619 --> 00:28:08,366 Last year's family reunion...was... 233 00:28:27,754 --> 00:28:29,689 ....out and barbecue. 234 00:28:31,373 --> 00:28:33,031 Strange world we live in. 235 00:28:34,024 --> 00:28:35,958 You never know when you'll be next? 236 00:28:36,143 --> 00:28:40,659 If you knew how often we says the same thing. 237 00:28:41,054 --> 00:28:44,546 Philip come here and meet your relatives. 238 00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:49,425 That's my husband. Doctor Philip Addams. 239 00:28:50,037 --> 00:28:54,121 Gomez Addams, nice to meet you. 240 00:28:55,221 --> 00:28:58,135 - This is my wife, Mortisia. - Charming. 241 00:28:58,221 --> 00:29:01,735 These are my children Wednesday and Pugsly. 242 00:29:03,049 --> 00:29:04,853 And of course Lurch. 243 00:29:05,224 --> 00:29:12,113 Lurch is not quite Addams He is part Markoski and part Cohen. 244 00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:15,311 Some Murtagh and Toreza. 245 00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:19,958 Except for the kidneys, those we don't know where are from? 246 00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:24,435 But most importantly, a heart like an Addams. 247 00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:29,721 - I understand you are a doctor. - Philip is a psychiatrist. 248 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,153 A witch doctor! 249 00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:40,412 Excuse me, I have to refill my drink. 250 00:29:41,025 --> 00:29:45,423 - It was..... -Maybe you want to see the others? 251 00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:48,846 Maybe your children will meet mine? 252 00:29:51,281 --> 00:29:56,456 Did you hear it loved a Specialist. Do parties have to be psychic? 253 00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:03,433 - Who are these people? - They claim to be annoying. 254 00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:05,733 What are they doing here? 255 00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:12,235 - You don't have to use the family's money? - I hope not... 256 00:30:12,923 --> 00:30:15,141 Make the little bastard disappear. 257 00:30:15,672 --> 00:30:19,858 Unless the old man had an affair... 258 00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:23,507 You're right. 259 00:30:23,637 --> 00:30:27,207 It's strange his shared genes are in the three of us. 260 00:30:29,031 --> 00:30:33,143 Now we talk about it where is Jeffrey and his little wife. 261 00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,221 No one has seen them? 262 00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:39,704 Is that all? 263 00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:44,667 - Is it "Primrose resort" - No wonder they didn't include pictures in the brochure 264 00:30:45,097 --> 00:30:46,900 Are you sure this is the address? 265 00:30:47,229 --> 00:30:52,228 the invitation is made on a computer. Maybe they made a mistake? 266 00:30:52,581 --> 00:30:53,918 Typical of dad. 267 00:30:54,051 --> 00:30:58,343 Find a cheap agency like take us out to God knows where? 268 00:30:58,559 --> 00:30:59,819 To meet the family from hell. 269 00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:02,709 I'm sure they did it just because to embarrass and humiliate us. 270 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,381 Honey, I think we should turn around and drive home. 271 00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,564 You have a meeting and I have to freshen up with a pedicure. 272 00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:13,119 What and leave Philip and Catherine to father and speak to him. Us from the testament! 273 00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:14,808 Are you insane? 274 00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:25,361 Sweet, Be careful, that way doesn't seem safe. 275 00:31:25,589 --> 00:31:29,169 It will probably work with this car. 276 00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,932 No. 277 00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:47,623 What kind of idiot is there something lying like that? 278 00:31:56,135 --> 00:32:01,107 - Faster! My fingers are getting wrinkled! - Honey, the jack is sinking in the mud. 279 00:32:02,201 --> 00:32:03,568 Came. 280 00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:06,798 What is this? 281 00:32:13,147 --> 00:32:15,810 What kind of fool is that who keeps dangerous animals as pets? 282 00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:35,663 Jenny and Steve, this is your cousin Wednesday and Pugsly. 283 00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:39,182 Why don't you play together? 284 00:32:39,369 --> 00:32:40,271 Mother ... 285 00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,265 Damn Steve! Now you have to be sweet. 286 00:32:45,201 --> 00:32:46,384 You will have fun together. 287 00:32:47,374 --> 00:32:52,492 Like the childhood, I did not have Whether you like it or not. 288 00:32:53,366 --> 00:32:54,381 Or not. 289 00:33:00,017 --> 00:33:02,595 Pugsly what a stupid name. 290 00:33:02,933 --> 00:33:05,404 Slovenian for stomach pump. 291 00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:09,204 What's up butch? 292 00:33:10,637 --> 00:33:13,348 Are you hungry again! 293 00:33:14,438 --> 00:33:17,687 I have nothing for you look there's nothing there. 294 00:33:20,216 --> 00:33:23,500 OK. Ok I'll find something to eat. 295 00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:28,861 Here, stay here, go nowhere I'll be back. 296 00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,228 Your turn, Katherine. 297 00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,071 Mortisia you have such a ... dark taste for fashion. 298 00:33:57,651 --> 00:33:59,119 - Thanks - Where do you shop? 299 00:33:59,251 --> 00:34:01,519 At Black and Decker? 300 00:34:02,349 --> 00:34:04,514 No. I make my own clothes. 301 00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:09,581 Why buy when you can use his spare time for it. 302 00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:16,444 Hi my name is Pugsly what is yours? 303 00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:23,336 My name is G....G.... Gina. 304 00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:26,622 Do you like tomato worms? 305 00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:32,053 Here, I found one under a ball. 306 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:36,188 I have saved it but you have to have it. 307 00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,974 Steve was among the best in school. 308 00:34:43,391 --> 00:34:49,512 - Engaged in banking investments. - Dolores, you must be proud. 309 00:34:50,063 --> 00:34:52,382 Mortisia where do your children go to school? 310 00:34:52,994 --> 00:35:01,544 Regarding overcrowded classes, violence in the garden see we decided that our children should go to primary school. 311 00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:06,609 Caviar those ladies? 312 00:35:06,891 --> 00:35:08,640 Yes, yes, of course. 313 00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:14,074 They are to die for. 314 00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:18,844 - Caviar ma'am? - No thanks. I wait until they turn into larvae. 315 00:35:20,146 --> 00:35:21,180 Did you think it was strange? 316 00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:26,029 Pugsly was young when he started eating snacks. 317 00:35:28,608 --> 00:35:30,033 They grow so fast. 318 00:35:30,721 --> 00:35:36,337 It was like yesterday they were crawling around and chewed on extension cords. 319 00:35:40,422 --> 00:35:41,476 Yes. 320 00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:43,182 Beat it, weirdos. 321 00:35:55,897 --> 00:35:58,325 Well, that was the challenge. 322 00:35:58,776 --> 00:36:00,588 Do you have any other games? 323 00:36:05,871 --> 00:36:07,331 - Are you sure you're okay? - I do not know! 324 00:36:07,525 --> 00:36:10,380 - Remind me to kill my father if we survive. - Okay! 325 00:36:13,816 --> 00:36:15,048 Who is it? 326 00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:18,949 Lady, our car broke down here can we borrow your phone? 327 00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:22,170 How do I know you don't sell insurance? 328 00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,459 - �oh, my God! How did she know? - I do not know. 329 00:36:25,573 --> 00:36:29,101 - What is the password? - Excuse me? 330 00:36:29,573 --> 00:36:31,701 I said. What is the secret password! 331 00:36:32,838 --> 00:36:33,772 Trick or treat. 332 00:36:34,123 --> 00:36:36,152 Bingo! 333 00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,817 Watch where you go. 334 00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,273 The floor in this house is a bit old. 335 00:36:51,572 --> 00:36:56,963 My cousin and I play poker you are welcome to join. 336 00:36:57,225 --> 00:37:05,391 - I would like to, but... - Wait. I had queen of spades when I left. 337 00:37:08,113 --> 00:37:14,462 Lying, my conscience is clear You master cheater! 338 00:37:14,618 --> 00:37:18,257 Sorry to disturb your game but we need the phone. 339 00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:23,567 Excuse me, but it is impossible All the lines are dead. 340 00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:28,041 Our car is stuck outside we have nowhere to go? 341 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:32,731 You will have to stay here until the storm is over. 342 00:37:33,077 --> 00:37:38,755 Meanwhile why don't you take chair and join us. 343 00:37:40,476 --> 00:37:43,347 The tracking service number, please. 344 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:48,378 They are not at home at the office or at the club? 345 00:37:48,696 --> 00:37:50,757 Where could our strange brother be? 346 00:37:51,006 --> 00:37:56,490 Do you think they will kill Melinda and take her place? 347 00:37:57,122 --> 00:37:58,809 Dear sister, I hope not. 348 00:37:59,106 --> 00:38:02,465 If an accident occurred for our beloved brother. 349 00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,285 Would his share of the inheritance ease the grief. 350 00:38:05,656 --> 00:38:11,124 If this is your plan to eliminate competition. 351 00:38:11,403 --> 00:38:12,723 Hello. 352 00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,433 Don't think you can get rid of me! 353 00:38:15,889 --> 00:38:19,060 You don't have to say that... 354 00:38:19,593 --> 00:38:21,870 �h, spare me your acting. 355 00:38:22,129 --> 00:38:26,300 I know you want to poison father But just remember... 356 00:38:27,098 --> 00:38:32,381 If I don't get my full share then I go straight to the bars. 357 00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,336 "Straight to the bullies" 358 00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,963 There you are! 359 00:38:45,488 --> 00:38:47,070 Forgive me, Doctor Addams. 360 00:38:47,756 --> 00:38:50,393 No, we're family, call me Dr. Philip. 361 00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:52,390 Dr. Philip. 362 00:38:54,184 --> 00:38:57,839 I need to talk to you I have a serious problem. 363 00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:03,188 Since you are an Addams, you must help me it is about my grandparents. 364 00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,998 They suffer from a rare disease Maybe you have heard of it? 365 00:39:07,742 --> 00:39:10,037 Volheimer's .... 366 00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:19,203 It pains me to see them like this. 367 00:39:20,397 --> 00:39:24,958 First they bought Matlock, then Tupperware... 368 00:39:25,304 --> 00:39:31,445 Yesterday I heard them talk about they would like to meet Willard Scott. 369 00:39:32,347 --> 00:39:37,279 It is something in most families but this is madness! 370 00:39:37,693 --> 00:39:40,934 - Tell me about it. - Maybe you have something against that? 371 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:47,883 Some pills or narcotics to calm them down. 372 00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:52,918 - Personally, I recommend hospitalization. - What kind of person do you think I am? 373 00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:55,901 - Do you think I haven't tried it already! - Excuse me. 374 00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:05,188 It was a real drink I didn't ask for one with water. 375 00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:11,853 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! Where is the waiter? Drink! 376 00:40:12,063 --> 00:40:16,640 - Stop it there. You are embarrassing to us. - Get that hand away. Who do you think. You are? 377 00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:22,851 - You old fool, I am your son - You are a lazy dog. You're fired! 378 00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:28,300 Stop now. You have to take some more medicine. 379 00:40:28,496 --> 00:40:33,777 I don't want pills People like you only give pills. 380 00:40:33,963 --> 00:40:36,520 - It's for your own good. - For my... 381 00:40:40,409 --> 00:40:42,838 You take them now, and swallow them. 382 00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:47,413 Afterwards we will have a little talk about the will. 383 00:40:56,196 --> 00:40:57,162 We are in no way related. 384 00:40:57,258 --> 00:41:01,137 Our ancestors were one of the presidents of the United States. 385 00:41:01,742 --> 00:41:03,312 John Quincy Addams! 386 00:41:03,886 --> 00:41:08,469 Our ancestors were Vladimir the Cruel! 387 00:41:10,755 --> 00:41:15,477 It's a kneeler, and it was a yellow potato beetle. 388 00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:17,029 Hey fools! 389 00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:19,187 Who has the black one. 390 00:41:36,943 --> 00:41:40,204 Dad says she inherited his athletic genes. 391 00:41:40,399 --> 00:41:43,487 But I inherited his "anaconda" 392 00:41:47,032 --> 00:41:50,816 - Dr. Philip you must help us. - Gomer! 393 00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:54,077 - It's Gomez. - Does not matter. You know what? 394 00:41:54,248 --> 00:41:57,077 Why don't you call the office just not on Wednesdays. 395 00:41:57,180 --> 00:42:00,041 Of course not. There you are not dressed like that. 396 00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,622 Cousin Philip, why don't you come and shows some of your expertise 397 00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:06,954 - civilized people. - Civilized? 398 00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:10,148 Cousin Philip won my Rolex in that game. 399 00:42:16,423 --> 00:42:17,416 Good shot. 400 00:42:20,218 --> 00:42:21,798 Nice, nice. 401 00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:24,798 Do you call that skill? 402 00:42:25,738 --> 00:42:30,267 Why not put money on the line should we say $10,000 per game? 403 00:42:30,736 --> 00:42:36,503 $10,000 of my money mod your medical skill. 404 00:42:36,702 --> 00:42:41,628 - You fool, you can't do that bet. - That hasn't stopped me before? 405 00:42:44,088 --> 00:42:45,349 Excuse me. 406 00:42:53,339 --> 00:42:54,392 Watch out.. 407 00:43:28,365 --> 00:43:29,728 It was out of the way. 408 00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:33,858 - You lost it, now I'm the poisonous one - Did anyone mention marriage? 409 00:43:34,053 --> 00:43:35,799 - What kind? - What do you mean by what kind? 410 00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:39,284 Which kind you know arsenic, bladan ... 411 00:43:39,434 --> 00:43:44,221 - Cyanide, rat poison. - Maybe a cocktail where you are chanceless 412 00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:46,942 - Who is an idiot. - Hey, be careful what you say. 413 00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:49,942 You don't need to be rude. 414 00:43:50,183 --> 00:43:54,000 Let us read it as civilized people with brutality and senseless violence. 415 00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:59,021 - What kind of weapon do you choose? - I choose crossbow no, I choose spear 416 00:44:17,871 --> 00:44:19,973 All chose weapons. 417 00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:22,243 Can replace with ball and chain. 418 00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:26,409 But only after this fight agree? 419 00:44:26,661 --> 00:44:30,393 Just hit the ball blunt unless you are too stupid as hell. 420 00:44:57,343 --> 00:44:58,698 I think she is unconscious. 421 00:45:00,394 --> 00:45:02,103 Someone has to help. Help! 422 00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:15,920 Hit it, a straight, right in the face. 423 00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:21,955 Unfortunately, full house beats straight It wins again. 424 00:46:22,497 --> 00:46:28,337 I can't believe it, have you lost everything? 425 00:46:28,406 --> 00:46:32,253 I'm sorry dear you have to admit he has a good poker face. 426 00:46:32,529 --> 00:46:35,207 You two must be hungry Be so good. 427 00:46:35,782 --> 00:46:37,851 Thanks, but we are vegetarians. 428 00:46:37,991 --> 00:46:39,793 Don't worry, honey. 429 00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:43,613 All ingredients are freshly harvested in the garden. 430 00:46:50,339 --> 00:46:51,367 Not bad. 431 00:46:52,073 --> 00:46:55,056 Do you have any tofu or water cake. 432 00:46:55,309 --> 00:46:57,848 No! let me see i used 433 00:46:58,132 --> 00:46:59,991 black nightshade. 434 00:47:00,823 --> 00:47:02,264 A hustler. 435 00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:08,217 The poison list is a bit old they are hard to find at this time of year. 436 00:47:12,444 --> 00:47:17,242 Grandparents I would like to introduce you to your new doctor. 437 00:47:17,483 --> 00:47:20,854 Wait a minute... How about Ping pong? Double or nothing. 438 00:47:21,265 --> 00:47:23,092 What do you say, dear? 439 00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,027 I would give my right arm just for to see you lose. 440 00:47:28,983 --> 00:47:32,282 We have an appointment. 441 00:48:04,046 --> 00:48:09,768 - That was the game. - Okay, Gomez. You are fast as a horse. 442 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:11,635 Maybe on your side of the family. 443 00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,045 How about tennis? Triple or nothing. 444 00:48:14,743 --> 00:48:17,232 - Do you offer another arm? - No matter what! 445 00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:28,763 This is boring. 446 00:48:28,911 --> 00:48:30,650 What would you suggest? 447 00:48:32,653 --> 00:48:34,356 NITROGLYCERIN WARNING EXPLOSIVE 448 00:48:34,429 --> 00:48:38,411 where are you butch I found here and came as fast as I could. 449 00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:39,515 Butch? 450 00:48:40,994 --> 00:48:45,574 I have your favorite with blueberries! 451 00:48:50,592 --> 00:48:52,400 Oh, my God! 452 00:48:55,495 --> 00:48:57,072 Come Thing. 453 00:48:57,292 --> 00:48:59,680 There is no time to sleep. 454 00:49:00,394 --> 00:49:02,320 We have to go out and look. 455 00:49:09,937 --> 00:49:13,088 Philip once played professional tennis. 456 00:49:13,809 --> 00:49:15,020 Is your husband good at it? 457 00:49:16,602 --> 00:49:19,300 I'm not sure he's played it before. 458 00:49:20,277 --> 00:49:21,790 You know Philip. 459 00:49:26,049 --> 00:49:27,191 You are better than him. 460 00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:08,818 Come and see. 461 00:50:31,967 --> 00:50:34,075 Take him tiger 462 00:50:42,447 --> 00:50:43,886 Beginner's luck, Gomez! 463 00:50:44,234 --> 00:50:45,438 This game is mine. 464 00:50:45,639 --> 00:50:48,294 Come see Philip Show us a winning serve. 465 00:50:50,935 --> 00:50:52,366 Prepare to die. Fool! 466 00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:24,002 Fried together. 467 00:51:35,535 --> 00:51:37,536 What are you doing? 468 00:51:46,212 --> 00:51:50,919 OK! we share. You take the living room then I take the ladies' sauna. 469 00:52:03,881 --> 00:52:06,079 Okay, you can exhale. 470 00:52:08,085 --> 00:52:10,318 Simon didn't say anything about breathing. 471 00:52:16,896 --> 00:52:17,912 �h, there you are. 472 00:52:18,255 --> 00:52:24,135 Gina, your mother is looking for you. We knock off the pinata down the hall before dinner. 473 00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:29,436 Come on, hit it. 474 00:52:36,045 --> 00:52:37,279 What a fool. 475 00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:44,772 It is cold. Can't you turn on the heating blanket? 476 00:52:45,724 --> 00:52:48,380 Yes, but I don't know if it works. 477 00:52:49,876 --> 00:52:53,196 I don't think it's plugged in. 478 00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:02,436 Hurry up, my toes are freezing to ice cubes. 479 00:53:08,086 --> 00:53:09,969 The floor is wet. 480 00:53:26,873 --> 00:53:29,146 I think our work here is done. 481 00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:37,979 Quick seat, let's get out of here right now. 482 00:53:38,217 --> 00:53:41,082 I don't go anywhere looking like this. 483 00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:44,332 Imagine if someone saw me! 484 00:53:44,812 --> 00:53:47,490 Don't talk too loud remember what has happened. 485 00:53:47,777 --> 00:53:49,347 We were almost poisoned and got electrocuted. 486 00:53:49,832 --> 00:53:53,892 If we stay here then we're dead tomorrow. 487 00:54:01,718 --> 00:54:03,611 Not now, dear, we'll be late for dinner. 488 00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:07,778 The delayed Gomez and Mortisia Addams. 489 00:54:09,736 --> 00:54:11,211 I like the way it sounds. 490 00:54:15,187 --> 00:54:16,025 How do i look? 491 00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:17,882 Ready for murder. 492 00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:21,130 Or at least mutilated. 493 00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,218 - Will you have children? - We're skipping dinner tonight. 494 00:54:25,497 --> 00:54:30,289 - We thought of digging up a few relatives - Thought about Tom and Melinda 495 00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:34,964 - Yes mom! - Are you well aware that people here want to flee you alive. 496 00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:37,769 If ye disturb the place of eternal rest. 497 00:54:38,171 --> 00:54:41,168 - Yes mom. - Go ahead and enjoy it. 498 00:54:42,894 --> 00:54:44,481 Lurch are you coming to dinner? 499 00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:56,086 He doesn't sleep like that unless he is linked to a cement floor? 500 00:54:58,060 --> 00:55:01,221 As long as he doesn't fall asleep again? 501 00:55:25,444 --> 00:55:27,810 I will never get rid of that stench. 502 00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:31,787 Oh God. 503 00:55:32,244 --> 00:55:35,271 I think I'm going to be sick I have to…. 504 00:55:40,531 --> 00:55:42,749 Put that book away. 505 00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:46,957 Why can't you do anything like normal children do. Watch TV or something? 506 00:55:47,534 --> 00:55:51,970 Now we talk about it then I forbid you to hang out with them. 507 00:55:52,171 --> 00:55:54,596 Especially the little creep, 508 00:55:54,878 --> 00:55:56,170 Pugsly. 509 00:56:06,908 --> 00:56:10,157 Oh my God, they've lost their minds. 510 00:56:10,402 --> 00:56:11,623 Don't worry, dear. 511 00:56:13,349 --> 00:56:15,405 They look like idiots. 512 00:56:18,466 --> 00:56:19,960 Don't worry about your mother. 513 00:56:20,050 --> 00:56:24,760 She'll never know, by the way We have never lost one of the dead 514 00:56:24,890 --> 00:56:28,169 We've missed a few but we never lost anyone. 515 00:56:28,632 --> 00:56:34,090 Really, after tonight, you won't think on the dead in the same way again. 516 00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:40,435 DJ, can't we have a polka, please 517 00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:42,362 No, I'm begging you. 518 00:56:42,561 --> 00:56:47,624 Play something dark and fiery like a funeral march. 519 00:56:47,754 --> 00:56:50,920 Okay, crazy white boy go to it. 520 00:56:52,772 --> 00:56:57,013 Good enough. Lets dance 521 00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:36,635 1897 was a very good year. 522 00:59:13,552 --> 00:59:18,600 This place must have a decent sauna. that's all i have to say. 523 00:59:20,028 --> 00:59:21,715 I look like a poodle. 524 00:59:27,176 --> 00:59:30,747 Excuse me, but what are you doing here? ugly little cat? 525 00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:34,184 Give me the brush. 526 00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:40,392 Thanks! You are a good dog Good boy. 527 00:59:57,776 --> 00:59:58,883 Came. 528 01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,452 - Do you think they heard it? - I do not know. 529 01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:30,169 I have to get out of here! 530 01:00:40,736 --> 01:00:44,480 Your eyes burn like hell. 531 01:00:45,528 --> 01:00:50,081 Your little hands feel warm and cold in mine. 532 01:00:50,874 --> 01:00:53,169 Warm hands, cold heart. 533 01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:55,367 Which heart? 534 01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:05,647 Buch, I'm coming, boy! 535 01:01:06,912 --> 01:01:10,365 Gomez, this trip is a nightmare. 536 01:01:11,046 --> 01:01:14,346 If you torment me more then I wake up screaming. 537 01:01:18,390 --> 01:01:20,182 Look at the man. 538 01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:25,142 - A man who knows what's going on. - That's right, Mr. Walter J. Addams. 539 01:01:34,465 --> 01:01:39,294 Get that light off, what are you doing up there I can not see anything. 540 01:01:41,087 --> 01:01:46,579 In magazines I have been dragged along for these family gatherings. 541 01:01:48,056 --> 01:01:52,706 I have only one thing to say. 542 01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,722 And I tell everyone that. 543 01:01:56,412 --> 01:02:01,990 You make me sick. You are lazy and worthless waste. 544 01:02:02,659 --> 01:02:07,449 I'm tired of hearing about how good you are. 545 01:02:08,237 --> 01:02:12,731 I'd rather hear shit in my pants. 546 01:02:13,201 --> 01:02:16,501 Than wasting more time on you. 547 01:02:17,513 --> 01:02:26,614 In my life I have never seen so many bloodsucking bastard princes. 548 01:02:27,892 --> 01:02:30,215 I'll take the bloodsuckers, little prince. 549 01:02:30,676 --> 01:02:33,806 We don't have any more of that b�f instead of? 550 01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:39,975 - How do they want it - In the Scottish way. 551 01:02:41,744 --> 01:02:43,134 The same here. 552 01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:57,430 What are you doing? Where have you been? 553 01:02:57,559 --> 01:02:58,771 I do not know. 554 01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:23,527 You came at the right time for a snack. 555 01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:41,794 Busch, come here 556 01:03:58,275 --> 01:03:59,978 Come on, come on, come on. 557 01:04:03,781 --> 01:04:04,664 Good evening. 558 01:04:23,909 --> 01:04:25,964 Busch, I'm coming, boy! 559 01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:33,219 I'd rather see you all… 560 01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:35,003 Roast ... 561 01:04:35,512 --> 01:04:39,310 in the deepest pit of hell! 562 01:04:43,012 --> 01:04:45,310 Loud loud. 563 01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:49,015 You have to admit, the man has a point. 564 01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,838 You! 565 01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:53,667 Philip! 566 01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:58,441 Beat me in all sports Is that not enough? 567 01:04:59,253 --> 01:05:03,856 You turned my family against me and has deprived me of my right to possess it. 568 01:05:04,031 --> 01:05:08,719 Dr. Philip. You give me way too much trouble. 569 01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:20,390 I don't think it's the $10,000, is it? 570 01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,372 - Someone has to help him, he's killing him. - To death! 571 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,523 To death. 572 01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:28,395 Someone has to help me! 573 01:07:14,707 --> 01:07:16,067 Someone needs to call the police! 574 01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:21,345 Tell them to come quickly. 575 01:07:33,856 --> 01:07:35,400 In the event that the guests flee, smash the glass. 576 01:07:52,414 --> 01:07:54,000 "Emergency exit to the backyard" 577 01:07:54,293 --> 01:07:55,509 Come in! 578 01:07:56,017 --> 01:07:57,834 It's the best. 579 01:07:59,032 --> 01:08:03,209 "Emergency exit to the backyard swamp" 580 01:08:18,150 --> 01:08:22,058 Finally, we see the blood that runs in the family. 581 01:08:22,421 --> 01:08:23,440 Not, dear? 582 01:08:25,508 --> 01:08:26,533 The police! 583 01:08:28,069 --> 01:08:29,069 Don't move! 584 01:08:44,489 --> 01:08:45,932 Tighter. 585 01:08:49,618 --> 01:08:51,872 Cheryl Darnell, Guardian of Children's Rights. 586 01:08:52,146 --> 01:08:57,338 This sign gives me the right to. 587 01:08:57,448 --> 01:09:01,895 Taking children from their irresponsible parents and give them to a responsible guardian 588 01:09:02,168 --> 01:09:07,007 They have been arrested for contempt and to expose children to danger. 589 01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:09,048 Don't forget insults. 590 01:09:10,005 --> 01:09:11,244 Attempted murder. 591 01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:14,215 And maybe murder? 592 01:09:16,257 --> 01:09:18,262 - Are they with them? - No, they are normal. 593 01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:20,238 And now ... 594 01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,343 Where are the children? 595 01:09:27,321 --> 01:09:28,573 The exit is covered. 596 01:09:44,083 --> 01:09:45,699 Look at that. 597 01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:52,955 Looks like Lurch is going back to sleep. 598 01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:58,842 I know how we can help may he rest in peace. 599 01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,325 You prepare. 600 01:10:04,648 --> 01:10:07,228 Got you, weird little thing. 601 01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:13,068 What do we have here? 602 01:10:14,506 --> 01:10:15,748 �h, so... 603 01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,590 That is completely illegal. 604 01:10:21,632 --> 01:10:23,644 Throw those shovels. 605 01:10:24,431 --> 01:10:25,731 You come with me. 606 01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:43,880 Come on, that's enough. 607 01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:53,886 What have you done with The rest of the family? 608 01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,342 I demand all the sordid details. 609 01:11:05,285 --> 01:11:07,093 They can't keep us here. 610 01:11:08,517 --> 01:11:09,749 No anklets, 611 01:11:10,341 --> 01:11:14,484 No thumb screws or iron maiden? 612 01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:19,604 Gomez, did you hear that? 613 01:11:20,794 --> 01:11:23,636 Reminds of our children. 614 01:11:33,777 --> 01:11:35,504 May I see it. 615 01:11:36,368 --> 01:11:38,639 It's your funeral. 616 01:11:51,772 --> 01:11:53,863 They are victims of a cruel childhood. 617 01:11:54,246 --> 01:11:57,918 From what I have seen, it is a miracle they have come this far. 618 01:11:58,257 --> 01:11:59,533 �h those poor little� pussies. 619 01:12:00,013 --> 01:12:02,790 They desperately need stable parents and a home. 620 01:12:03,373 --> 01:12:06,077 You must take care of them support them and love them. 621 01:12:07,030 --> 01:12:12,699 As a concerned relative, I feel one responsibility for them. 622 01:12:16,837 --> 01:12:19,773 I will help them. I will give them. 623 01:12:20,164 --> 01:12:23,155 A happy childhood I never had myself. 624 01:12:25,357 --> 01:12:28,714 You are a strange little dog? 625 01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:39,290 What do you think, bucher. 626 01:12:40,450 --> 01:12:43,258 What did you think we should do with your little friend. 627 01:13:02,021 --> 01:13:07,064 I see you like bonnie and clyde Soon you will end up just like them. 628 01:13:12,975 --> 01:13:15,600 �h wow this is cool. 629 01:13:21,075 --> 01:13:28,279 I would have preferred to start with your brother but you need more treatment. 630 01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:33,174 Gomez gets jealous. 631 01:14:09,043 --> 01:14:11,216 I can't bear to be here. 632 01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:18,376 We are Addams we are family A unified unit. 633 01:14:20,119 --> 01:14:25,543 Arms, legs and other body parts who are still living. 634 01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:29,893 Even after this. No, I say. No! 635 01:14:31,882 --> 01:14:36,261 I know I can resist it a little yet but not for long. 636 01:14:37,919 --> 01:14:41,382 Gomez, you scare me. Foresee finally. 637 01:14:43,792 --> 01:14:48,436 I want the family to be united. 638 01:14:48,681 --> 01:14:52,932 We must tear down the wall, if necessary. 639 01:14:53,127 --> 01:14:57,373 - Even if we want to die trying. - You are free. 640 01:14:58,313 --> 01:14:59,942 Okay, it can do that. 641 01:15:00,108 --> 01:15:05,723 We are free. Gomez, my love faith saved us again. 642 01:15:06,072 --> 01:15:11,842 Maybe it was justice the judiciary and its system? 643 01:15:12,036 --> 01:15:14,632 Tight on. Bail has been set for you. 644 01:15:18,732 --> 01:15:22,206 - Walter Addams? - Did you think I would just watch? 645 01:15:22,431 --> 01:15:25,731 And let my stupid family go for what they did to you? 646 01:15:25,964 --> 01:15:27,236 Here are the keys for your car. 647 01:15:29,216 --> 01:15:34,167 - You look like someone who has been to hell and back. - You only say that to please me. 648 01:15:50,943 --> 01:15:53,281 I have found your family. 649 01:15:54,162 --> 01:15:59,332 We have to get hold of the big one first before he runs out of air. 650 01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:07,272 This family reunion was not as bad as I thought. 651 01:16:08,631 --> 01:16:11,693 - But now I want to go home. - I know Pugsly. 652 01:16:11,843 --> 01:16:15,126 I want that too�. It's not that same without the family. 653 01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:19,521 But right now we have to make the most of it. 654 01:16:19,601 --> 01:16:21,621 What if we wake them up? 655 01:16:21,893 --> 01:16:25,182 Don't worry, I've read them all. 656 01:16:29,161 --> 01:16:34,426 �h Lurch, you are 8 feet underground in a small chest. 657 01:16:35,204 --> 01:16:41,372 You may lose your mind Oh, I'm so envious. 658 01:16:43,783 --> 01:16:46,653 Hurry up Gomez, daylight is coming. 659 01:16:47,051 --> 01:16:50,267 It sets the mood. 660 01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:54,157 Lurch are you in there? 661 01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,320 Good to have you behind the wheel again. 662 01:17:06,536 --> 01:17:10,524 Come book. Come on you little beer shit. 663 01:17:11,136 --> 01:17:13,462 Don't you want a treat? 664 01:17:17,732 --> 01:17:19,856 One more step. Like that. 665 01:17:20,372 --> 01:17:22,041 Good boy. 666 01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:39,472 It's a nice day, why not don't you go out and play? 667 01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:44,532 Okay. 668 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,532 Quicksand. 669 01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:12,976 - Come on, Doctor, is that all you got? - Grill time. 670 01:18:23,147 --> 01:18:27,426 - Fester, are you okay? - I feel like a million volts. 671 01:18:29,852 --> 01:18:32,722 We need to get away before the guards wake up. 672 01:18:37,326 --> 01:18:44,826 - Okay, I promise you'll come visit here. - Thanks brother. 673 01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:58,737 You don't have to, you have no permission from the state. 674 01:18:58,822 --> 01:19:00,737 No, no, Dr. Philip. 675 01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:05,986 I wouldn't dream of breaking the law. 676 01:19:06,103 --> 01:19:13,353 I'm not like you, no no I will of course leave that to...Professionals. 677 01:19:21,794 --> 01:19:23,045 Bad dog. 678 01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:27,894 �h thing. 679 01:19:33,173 --> 01:19:36,895 Have you had a good time in your cage? lucky things. 680 01:19:39,512 --> 01:19:40,963 What shall we do, mother? 681 01:19:42,895 --> 01:19:47,436 - How is the patient, doctor? - Not so good. 682 01:19:47,644 --> 01:19:50,948 - Children are you okay? - We'll be right back. 683 01:19:52,843 --> 01:19:57,859 - Come on, children. The police will come soon. - Oh, Dad. 684 01:20:08,794 --> 01:20:10,025 Jump in. 685 01:20:16,529 --> 01:20:18,673 What was it like to visit the relatives? 686 01:20:19,976 --> 01:20:24,895 Delores taught me in piano and dance. 687 01:20:25,137 --> 01:20:31,162 Oh dear. I'm sorry for you should be exposed to. 688 01:20:42,015 --> 01:20:44,372 Look where you are driving fool. 689 01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:58,326 watch out 690 01:20:59,132 --> 01:21:01,151 Can we help you with the family tree? 691 01:21:27,363 --> 01:21:32,372 Time to go your separate ways, Gomez. 692 01:21:33,623 --> 01:21:36,674 - Take good care of your family. - I want to. 693 01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:39,976 If you pass by Hollywood look in. 694 01:21:53,150 --> 01:21:57,745 Walter, reminds me of Grandma and grandfather when they were younger. 695 01:21:57,907 --> 01:22:00,895 It hurts my heart to give up them at home. 696 01:22:01,052 --> 01:22:05,593 With all the flowers and the horrible air conditioning. 697 01:22:05,803 --> 01:22:10,032 I have baked us a cake for dessert, Marta Stuart. 698 01:22:12,148 --> 01:22:16,373 I wonder why Philip is that long at work? 699 01:22:34,842 --> 01:22:39,532 I hope you are ready for a hearty meal I've been in the kitchen all morning. 700 01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:43,133 - What is it? - Freshly picked from the garden. 701 01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:47,133 I love it. Where are Fester and the children? 702 01:22:49,162 --> 01:22:54,041 - �h Parties. - I just helped the children with the fireworks. 703 01:22:56,356 --> 01:23:00,834 Don't worry cousin It bush doesn't bite. 704 01:23:02,341 --> 01:23:04,026 Busch is a good boy. 705 01:23:35,103 --> 01:23:39,473 Pugsly my boy, why that face? 706 01:23:40,361 --> 01:23:45,126 Does it have anything to do with a girl named ... Gina? 707 01:23:46,572 --> 01:23:53,020 No. I forgot my Serbian cannon fire with the strange people. 708 01:24:04,884 --> 01:24:08,927 All tricks apply in love and warheads. 709 01:24:19,041 --> 01:24:23,674 �h Gomez. It seems like it was yesterday summer began. 710 01:24:24,251 --> 01:24:28,261 Now I have to switch to cold atom winter. 711 01:24:30,461 --> 01:24:34,062 You want to be...close to me, love. 712 01:24:36,435 --> 01:24:39,321 �h Yes. You are saying something. 713 01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:55,522 Danish text by Bendt Knudsen 56211

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