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A little closer.
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Get lost! Step.
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Get lost.
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Stupid bird.
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Your poultry, just try again!
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I am the postman.
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I have to go in there.
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It's just a mailbox.
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Only a mailbox.
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NO!
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Addams Family
The family reunion.
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The first one to get a spot shot has to ride in the mail van.
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Wednesday Pugsly. How many times have I
said you must not play with the postman while he is working.
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Let's play the Spanish Inquisition.
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You get the thumbscrews, I get things.
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Children, no matter how much we scream
or punish them so they beg for more.
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Let's see what we have here.
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Dirt, trash, Franklin lonely
magazine, live in a deadly house.
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What is this?
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Yes!
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It is here.
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It has come.
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- I got it. I finally got it.
- What did you get dear?
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A new type of Ebola virus?
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Mad cow disease.
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No, no, much better than that.
Gather everyone, it's time for a family meeting.
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Hello thing, you came at the right time
to see my latest invention.
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You know, Pugsly's birthday is coming up.
What does a little boy need?
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No. That's right. Bitter fighting dogs.
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But then I remembered
after all, they attack Girl Scouts.
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I found the perfect solution.
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Stay.
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Just stay there.
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Isn't he gorgeous
His name is butcher.
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Well butch, it's show time.
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I have trained him to react the other way around
words most people will not be able to guess.
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Look here.
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Good boy!
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It will be fun when Wednesday has to give
him a bath.
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Man, look how it works
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Okay, that's enough.
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Bad dog.
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Well done! Well done.
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To make sure he would attack first
head so I only fed him here.
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I must say, he really likes it
can't you, butch, my boy.
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What are there things?
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A family meeting?
I hope it is important.
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My dear, loving family.
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We all know it's a �re
to bear the name Addams.
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We are very special, unique.
People with an identity.
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People with a vision and a purpose.
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People who understand fashion
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People with hopes and dreams.
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And what makes us who we are?
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Battle History.
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What separates us from the animals?
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also� the stuffed ones.
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Sorry Friedrich.
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In front of me is the first
book about family history.
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A book about all the Addams.
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Look here children. Every Addam that has gone on
this land is described in this book.
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Date of death, autopsy report.
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A complete list of names as of now
could only be seen on jars with formaldehyde.
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�h, man, that's great.
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I knew somewhere there was one
Addams waiting to be discovered.
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This will help you with
to find them.
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The "family tree" we help with
find relatives all over the world.
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We engage family gatherings.
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All your relatives will be gathered
for the low price of $5,000
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What an amazing day.
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It will be the best investment
we ever did.
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Grandmother.
Grandfather.
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Grandfather!
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What a surprise when I'm partying
When we heard that you were on your way, we almost died of shock.
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I think something more is needed
to kill an Addams
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Mortimer, look at the little ones
So cowardly and insolent.
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I have something special for you.
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I think the Bohemian left something
in the attic for you.
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Here you little devil
your own Serbian cannonball.
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And to you my dear grandson.
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- Bonnie died and Clyde executed
- You give my children a cold, don't you?
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You want to make sure they grow up
as socially maladjusted.
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Oh no.
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Our wish is when they grow up
that they become sincere and honest.
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Upright citizens in society.
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You got me almost old swings there.
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Let's go inside before you get the heat.
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I bought that cannon shot on the road.
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- How was it in the old country grandma?
- Surprisingly good.
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I hate dolls. I am against that fact
that they still see me as a child.
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I know dear, remember they are
your grandparents.
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So old and powerless. but we
I know they won't live much longer.
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I have good news grandma and grandpa.
Will live with us for a while.
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It's fantastic.
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We can play dragon and dungeons
with our neighbors.
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Just like the old days.
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I want to put out a dish...
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For life, death and family.
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Not necessarily in that order.
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There is a stain on my glass.
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It's impossible, damn it
7 years ago, isn't it, kids?
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Your food is so delicious and crisp
you know how to do it Esmeralda.
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The secret lies in the use of beetles
it makes them extra crisp.
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Has anyone heard the result about the Yankee�s
Today?
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Did you notice anything unusual
at my grandparents last night.
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Of course.
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I mean did you notice something
strange about them.
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A cause for concern?
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Treasures, I think they are still lost.
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According to tradition, we are supposed to hate them.
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-Whatever, my love.
-�h, beloved.
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I can't wait to see us as we age
together in suffering as the pure do.
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Trust it.
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Uncontrolled bad breath.
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- Gout, kidney stone gallstones.
- Failed medical procedures.
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Side by side.
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Connected to devices that flash
and hums, drips all night.
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We spit in bitter agony
as our lives fade away.
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When you hear the sound .....
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I'm glad they would
stay with us for a while.
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The enjoyment of diseases in humans.
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Something is terribly, terribly wrong.
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Winter in Florida, buy things at
television. Look out for Festers.
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I found it!
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"Volheimer's" tends to
general behavior and desire to dance.
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"It sometimes happens to the elderly
And there is no treatment for it. "
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I can't live any longer.
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The horror.
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The horror!
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Gomez my love
you are torturing yourself.
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What you need is a pair
rusty nails and a bath.
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It's more than I can bear.
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There is nothing that can replace it
sadness that fills my heart.
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�h good, the post is here.
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Life is so simple for you.
isn't that Alisia?
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Thanks.
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Open the magazine for us
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What is this?
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Good news everyone.
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We are called to family reunion
in the primrose resort.
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The people from the family tree have sent this
personal computer invitation to us.
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Gomez, do you think this is a good time
I mean, what about our grandparents?
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- They need our help
- That's why we're going away, aren't we Fester?
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There is a chance that someone from our
family has experience with,
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this rare Volheimer's disease
and has a cure for it.
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Maybe we have a talented one
Witch doctor in the family.
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My good man, now you think.
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You probably don't think about taking
take us to the family reunion, right?
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So, so, children. Are you not keen on that
see our distant relatives?
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- I would rather bathe in fuel and light it.
-That's how it should sound.
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Thing himself to lurch he has to start packing.
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- Gomez, don't call and say we're coming
- And spoil the surprise?
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I called Cousin It. He helps
annoying the neighbors while we're away.
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I pray I get rid of...THAT
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Now let me see: body plan, chainsaw scalpel
rib spreader ... It's all there.
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Where are pugsly and wednesday?
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I'm afraid they won't join.
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I'm afraid I forgot to
switch off the electric heating blanket.
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Right next to the leaky water pipe
in the bathroom.
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Do you think Best will go in there
without slippers?
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Don't worry my dear
what I'm sure she wants.
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Who has taken my banana beetle.
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The family tree, please wait.
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What happens? why isn't it there?
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Why is Boris Yeltsin
invited to dinner at Erilord's?
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My heart beats like a monkey.
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The whole system has gone crazy after
we wrote the invitations in blood.
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"Addams" is spelled with a single "d".
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Companies that deal with
that kind should know.
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Even Pugsly writes better than that.
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His teachers
taught him in only half a year.
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A D D A M S .
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Like that.
Good boy!
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Bad boy.
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- Fester, are you okay?
- I'm fine.
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All the addresses have been mixed up.
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What did you do before sending them?
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No.
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Come everyone let's sing.
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There it is at last, primrose resort.
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- Is that all?
- No wonder there isn't a picture in the brochure.
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Good day! Welcome to
"primrose resort"
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Nice hat boy. God bless you.
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You must be the ones we've been waiting for
I'm glad you're here.
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Hello sir. Welcome to
"primrose resort"
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Of course you have to go that way
and look to the left,
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down the narrow corridor
look to the elevator.
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Through the corridor, follow the green carpet
third door on the left hand.
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Excuse me sir, let me help them with those
suitcases.
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The birds are singing, the smell of lilacs
The sun shines ...
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I want to go home.
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Als� Wednesday. now give it a chance.
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A house that size
must have a lot of skeletons in the closet.
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Poor thing, I completely forgot that
he gets homesick on long trips.
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We have to have him inside where
it is cold and wet.
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I wish it was that simple
with grandparents.
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Primrose resort has a lot of flowers
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We have 70 rooms, a swimming pool, two
tennis courts.
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Great areas and a kitchen
with a French kitchen.
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-Do you have a cemetery?
-Not really but Tom food vines are buried in the garden.
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It's a little scary, isn't it?
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Interesting. Did you hear that Fester?
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What kind of resort would it be without it.
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Where did he go?
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I don't see any skeletons.
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It destroys the joy.
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Honey, this place is full of luxury
New bedding for a comfortable sleep.
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- How is our patient?
- Not so well, I might have to operate.
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Okay, but remember what happened
last time, right?
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If the patient does not stop
scream, then stun him.
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Good boy, Pugsly.
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I am sure you will be the best
at medical school.
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where is my brother
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You know how Fester gets embarrassed
at large gatherings?
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He is probably in a dark place
in the company of a spider.
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Don't you want to meet?
distant relatives?
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Meet new friends, see
how the other half dies.
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Have patience my dear. Just like
snails come out when cold rain falls.
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I'm just as sure. Parties will come
when the time is right.
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Oh, look!
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I love bingo.
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Addams here, and Addams there
no matter where you look, there is an Addams.
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Are these people our relatives?
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See you Wednesday
Those people are of our flesh and blood.
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Too much meat, not enough blood.
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�h, there you are! You must be them
relatives who have just checked in
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Welcome, welcome, welcome.
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- I'm Dolores, I'm dying to see you.
- Me too.
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- Dolores, What a beautiful name.
- In Latin it means pain and sorrow.
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I have held meetings for
my husband's family for several years.
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It's amazing what kind of people
there is rising.
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Last year's family reunion...was...
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....out and barbecue.
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Strange world we live in.
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You never know when you'll be next?
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If you knew how often we
says the same thing.
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Philip come here and meet your relatives.
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That's my husband. Doctor Philip Addams.
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Gomez Addams, nice to meet you.
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- This is my wife, Mortisia.
- Charming.
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These are my children Wednesday and Pugsly.
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And of course Lurch.
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Lurch is not quite Addams
He is part Markoski and part Cohen.
244
00:29:12,203 --> 00:29:15,311
Some Murtagh and Toreza.
245
00:29:15,958 --> 00:29:19,958
Except for the kidneys, those
we don't know where are from?
246
00:29:20,894 --> 00:29:24,435
But most importantly, a heart like an Addams.
247
00:29:25,352 --> 00:29:29,721
- I understand you are a doctor.
- Philip is a psychiatrist.
248
00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:32,153
A witch doctor!
249
00:29:36,896 --> 00:29:40,412
Excuse me, I have to refill my drink.
250
00:29:41,025 --> 00:29:45,423
- It was.....
-Maybe you want to see the others?
251
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:48,846
Maybe your children will meet mine?
252
00:29:51,281 --> 00:29:56,456
Did you hear it loved a Specialist.
Do parties have to be psychic?
253
00:30:00,225 --> 00:30:03,433
- Who are these people?
- They claim to be annoying.
254
00:30:03,525 --> 00:30:05,733
What are they doing here?
255
00:30:06,799 --> 00:30:12,235
- You don't have to use the family's money?
- I hope not...
256
00:30:12,923 --> 00:30:15,141
Make the little bastard disappear.
257
00:30:15,672 --> 00:30:19,858
Unless the old man had an affair...
258
00:30:22,010 --> 00:30:23,507
You're right.
259
00:30:23,637 --> 00:30:27,207
It's strange his shared genes are in the three of us.
260
00:30:29,031 --> 00:30:33,143
Now we talk about it
where is Jeffrey and his little wife.
261
00:30:33,962 --> 00:30:35,221
No one has seen them?
262
00:30:38,994 --> 00:30:39,704
Is that all?
263
00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:44,667
- Is it "Primrose resort"
- No wonder they didn't include pictures in the brochure
264
00:30:45,097 --> 00:30:46,900
Are you sure this is the address?
265
00:30:47,229 --> 00:30:52,228
the invitation is made on a computer.
Maybe they made a mistake?
266
00:30:52,581 --> 00:30:53,918
Typical of dad.
267
00:30:54,051 --> 00:30:58,343
Find a cheap agency like
take us out to God knows where?
268
00:30:58,559 --> 00:30:59,819
To meet the family from hell.
269
00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:02,709
I'm sure they did it just because
to embarrass and humiliate us.
270
00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,381
Honey, I think we should
turn around and drive home.
271
00:31:05,489 --> 00:31:09,564
You have a meeting and I have to freshen up with a pedicure.
272
00:31:09,820 --> 00:31:13,119
What and leave Philip and Catherine to father
and speak to him. Us from the testament!
273
00:31:13,357 --> 00:31:14,808
Are you insane?
274
00:31:22,561 --> 00:31:25,361
Sweet, Be careful, that way
doesn't seem safe.
275
00:31:25,589 --> 00:31:29,169
It will probably work with this car.
276
00:31:42,640 --> 00:31:43,932
No.
277
00:31:44,220 --> 00:31:47,623
What kind of idiot is there
something lying like that?
278
00:31:56,135 --> 00:32:01,107
- Faster! My fingers are getting wrinkled!
- Honey, the jack is sinking in the mud.
279
00:32:02,201 --> 00:32:03,568
Came.
280
00:32:05,167 --> 00:32:06,798
What is this?
281
00:32:13,147 --> 00:32:15,810
What kind of fool is that who keeps dangerous
animals as pets?
282
00:32:29,520 --> 00:32:35,663
Jenny and Steve, this is your cousin
Wednesday and Pugsly.
283
00:32:37,710 --> 00:32:39,182
Why don't you play together?
284
00:32:39,369 --> 00:32:40,271
Mother ...
285
00:32:41,166 --> 00:32:44,265
Damn Steve! Now you have to be sweet.
286
00:32:45,201 --> 00:32:46,384
You will have fun together.
287
00:32:47,374 --> 00:32:52,492
Like the childhood, I did not have
Whether you like it or not.
288
00:32:53,366 --> 00:32:54,381
Or not.
289
00:33:00,017 --> 00:33:02,595
Pugsly what a stupid name.
290
00:33:02,933 --> 00:33:05,404
Slovenian for stomach pump.
291
00:33:07,039 --> 00:33:09,204
What's up butch?
292
00:33:10,637 --> 00:33:13,348
Are you hungry again!
293
00:33:14,438 --> 00:33:17,687
I have nothing for you
look there's nothing there.
294
00:33:20,216 --> 00:33:23,500
OK. Ok I'll find something to eat.
295
00:33:24,629 --> 00:33:28,861
Here, stay here, go nowhere
I'll be back.
296
00:33:47,262 --> 00:33:49,228
Your turn, Katherine.
297
00:33:52,840 --> 00:33:57,071
Mortisia you have such a ... dark taste for fashion.
298
00:33:57,651 --> 00:33:59,119
- Thanks
- Where do you shop?
299
00:33:59,251 --> 00:34:01,519
At Black and Decker?
300
00:34:02,349 --> 00:34:04,514
No. I make my own clothes.
301
00:34:05,179 --> 00:34:09,581
Why buy when you can
use his spare time for it.
302
00:34:12,919 --> 00:34:16,444
Hi my name is Pugsly what is yours?
303
00:34:17,307 --> 00:34:23,336
My name is G....G.... Gina.
304
00:34:24,128 --> 00:34:26,622
Do you like tomato worms?
305
00:34:28,485 --> 00:34:32,053
Here, I found one under a ball.
306
00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:36,188
I have saved it but you have to have it.
307
00:34:39,278 --> 00:34:42,974
Steve was among the best in school.
308
00:34:43,391 --> 00:34:49,512
- Engaged in banking investments.
- Dolores, you must be proud.
309
00:34:50,063 --> 00:34:52,382
Mortisia where do your children go to school?
310
00:34:52,994 --> 00:35:01,544
Regarding overcrowded classes, violence in the garden see
we decided that our children should go to primary school.
311
00:35:04,841 --> 00:35:06,609
Caviar those ladies?
312
00:35:06,891 --> 00:35:08,640
Yes, yes, of course.
313
00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:14,074
They are to die for.
314
00:35:14,755 --> 00:35:18,844
- Caviar ma'am?
- No thanks. I wait until they turn into larvae.
315
00:35:20,146 --> 00:35:21,180
Did you think it was strange?
316
00:35:21,183 --> 00:35:26,029
Pugsly was young when he
started eating snacks.
317
00:35:28,608 --> 00:35:30,033
They grow so fast.
318
00:35:30,721 --> 00:35:36,337
It was like yesterday they were crawling around
and chewed on extension cords.
319
00:35:40,422 --> 00:35:41,476
Yes.
320
00:35:41,932 --> 00:35:43,182
Beat it, weirdos.
321
00:35:55,897 --> 00:35:58,325
Well, that was the challenge.
322
00:35:58,776 --> 00:36:00,588
Do you have any other games?
323
00:36:05,871 --> 00:36:07,331
- Are you sure you're okay?
- I do not know!
324
00:36:07,525 --> 00:36:10,380
- Remind me to kill my father if we survive.
- Okay!
325
00:36:13,816 --> 00:36:15,048
Who is it?
326
00:36:15,409 --> 00:36:18,949
Lady, our car broke down here
can we borrow your phone?
327
00:36:19,136 --> 00:36:22,170
How do I know you don't sell insurance?
328
00:36:23,260 --> 00:36:25,459
- �oh, my God! How did she know?
- I do not know.
329
00:36:25,573 --> 00:36:29,101
- What is the password?
- Excuse me?
330
00:36:29,573 --> 00:36:31,701
I said. What is the secret password!
331
00:36:32,838 --> 00:36:33,772
Trick or treat.
332
00:36:34,123 --> 00:36:36,152
Bingo!
333
00:36:38,220 --> 00:36:39,817
Watch where you go.
334
00:36:46,719 --> 00:36:49,273
The floor in this house is a bit old.
335
00:36:51,572 --> 00:36:56,963
My cousin and I play poker you are
welcome to join.
336
00:36:57,225 --> 00:37:05,391
- I would like to, but...
- Wait. I had queen of spades when I left.
337
00:37:08,113 --> 00:37:14,462
Lying, my conscience is clear
You master cheater!
338
00:37:14,618 --> 00:37:18,257
Sorry to disturb your game
but we need the phone.
339
00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:23,567
Excuse me, but it is impossible
All the lines are dead.
340
00:37:25,001 --> 00:37:28,041
Our car is stuck outside
we have nowhere to go?
341
00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:32,731
You will have to stay here
until the storm is over.
342
00:37:33,077 --> 00:37:38,755
Meanwhile why don't you take
chair and join us.
343
00:37:40,476 --> 00:37:43,347
The tracking service number, please.
344
00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:48,378
They are not at home at the office or at the club?
345
00:37:48,696 --> 00:37:50,757
Where could our strange brother be?
346
00:37:51,006 --> 00:37:56,490
Do you think they will kill Melinda
and take her place?
347
00:37:57,122 --> 00:37:58,809
Dear sister, I hope not.
348
00:37:59,106 --> 00:38:02,465
If an accident occurred
for our beloved brother.
349
00:38:02,655 --> 00:38:05,285
Would his share of the inheritance ease the grief.
350
00:38:05,656 --> 00:38:11,124
If this is your plan
to eliminate competition.
351
00:38:11,403 --> 00:38:12,723
Hello.
352
00:38:13,160 --> 00:38:15,433
Don't think you can get rid of me!
353
00:38:15,889 --> 00:38:19,060
You don't have to say that...
354
00:38:19,593 --> 00:38:21,870
�h, spare me your acting.
355
00:38:22,129 --> 00:38:26,300
I know you want to poison father
But just remember...
356
00:38:27,098 --> 00:38:32,381
If I don't get my full share
then I go straight to the bars.
357
00:38:40,000 --> 00:38:42,336
"Straight to the bullies"
358
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:43,963
There you are!
359
00:38:45,488 --> 00:38:47,070
Forgive me, Doctor Addams.
360
00:38:47,756 --> 00:38:50,393
No, we're family, call me Dr. Philip.
361
00:38:50,740 --> 00:38:52,390
Dr. Philip.
362
00:38:54,184 --> 00:38:57,839
I need to talk to you
I have a serious problem.
363
00:38:58,371 --> 00:39:03,188
Since you are an Addams, you must help me
it is about my grandparents.
364
00:39:03,341 --> 00:39:06,998
They suffer from a rare disease
Maybe you have heard of it?
365
00:39:07,742 --> 00:39:10,037
Volheimer's ....
366
00:39:16,883 --> 00:39:19,203
It pains me to see them like this.
367
00:39:20,397 --> 00:39:24,958
First they bought Matlock, then Tupperware...
368
00:39:25,304 --> 00:39:31,445
Yesterday I heard them talk about
they would like to meet Willard Scott.
369
00:39:32,347 --> 00:39:37,279
It is something in most families
but this is madness!
370
00:39:37,693 --> 00:39:40,934
- Tell me about it.
- Maybe you have something against that?
371
00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:47,883
Some pills or narcotics to calm them down.
372
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:52,918
- Personally, I recommend hospitalization.
- What kind of person do you think I am?
373
00:39:53,493 --> 00:39:55,901
- Do you think I haven't tried it already!
- Excuse me.
374
00:40:00,090 --> 00:40:05,188
It was a real drink I didn't ask for
one with water.
375
00:40:06,072 --> 00:40:11,853
Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink!
Where is the waiter? Drink!
376
00:40:12,063 --> 00:40:16,640
- Stop it there. You are embarrassing to us.
- Get that hand away. Who do you think. You are?
377
00:40:16,750 --> 00:40:22,851
- You old fool, I am your son
- You are a lazy dog. You're fired!
378
00:40:24,506 --> 00:40:28,300
Stop now. You have to take
some more medicine.
379
00:40:28,496 --> 00:40:33,777
I don't want pills
People like you only give pills.
380
00:40:33,963 --> 00:40:36,520
- It's for your own good.
- For my...
381
00:40:40,409 --> 00:40:42,838
You take them now, and swallow them.
382
00:40:44,380 --> 00:40:47,413
Afterwards we will have a little talk about the will.
383
00:40:56,196 --> 00:40:57,162
We are in no way related.
384
00:40:57,258 --> 00:41:01,137
Our ancestors were one of
the presidents of the United States.
385
00:41:01,742 --> 00:41:03,312
John Quincy Addams!
386
00:41:03,886 --> 00:41:08,469
Our ancestors were
Vladimir the Cruel!
387
00:41:10,755 --> 00:41:15,477
It's a kneeler, and it was
a yellow potato beetle.
388
00:41:15,570 --> 00:41:17,029
Hey fools!
389
00:41:18,039 --> 00:41:19,187
Who has the black one.
390
00:41:36,943 --> 00:41:40,204
Dad says she inherited
his athletic genes.
391
00:41:40,399 --> 00:41:43,487
But I inherited his "anaconda"
392
00:41:47,032 --> 00:41:50,816
- Dr. Philip you must help us.
- Gomer!
393
00:41:51,312 --> 00:41:54,077
- It's Gomez.
- Does not matter. You know what?
394
00:41:54,248 --> 00:41:57,077
Why don't you call the office
just not on Wednesdays.
395
00:41:57,180 --> 00:42:00,041
Of course not. There you are
not dressed like that.
396
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:03,622
Cousin Philip, why don't you come
and shows some of your expertise
397
00:42:04,488 --> 00:42:06,954
- civilized people.
- Civilized?
398
00:42:07,067 --> 00:42:10,148
Cousin Philip won my Rolex in that game.
399
00:42:16,423 --> 00:42:17,416
Good shot.
400
00:42:20,218 --> 00:42:21,798
Nice, nice.
401
00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:24,798
Do you call that skill?
402
00:42:25,738 --> 00:42:30,267
Why not put money on the line
should we say $10,000 per game?
403
00:42:30,736 --> 00:42:36,503
$10,000 of my money mod
your medical skill.
404
00:42:36,702 --> 00:42:41,628
- You fool, you can't do that bet.
- That hasn't stopped me before?
405
00:42:44,088 --> 00:42:45,349
Excuse me.
406
00:42:53,339 --> 00:42:54,392
Watch out..
407
00:43:28,365 --> 00:43:29,728
It was out of the way.
408
00:43:29,916 --> 00:43:33,858
- You lost it, now I'm the poisonous one
- Did anyone mention marriage?
409
00:43:34,053 --> 00:43:35,799
- What kind?
- What do you mean by what kind?
410
00:43:36,013 --> 00:43:39,284
Which kind you know
arsenic, bladan ...
411
00:43:39,434 --> 00:43:44,221
- Cyanide, rat poison.
- Maybe a cocktail where you are chanceless
412
00:43:44,391 --> 00:43:46,942
- Who is an idiot.
- Hey, be careful what you say.
413
00:43:46,991 --> 00:43:49,942
You don't need to be rude.
414
00:43:50,183 --> 00:43:54,000
Let us read it as civilized people
with brutality and senseless violence.
415
00:43:54,179 --> 00:43:59,021
- What kind of weapon do you choose?
- I choose crossbow no, I choose spear
416
00:44:17,871 --> 00:44:19,973
All chose weapons.
417
00:44:20,392 --> 00:44:22,243
Can replace with ball and chain.
418
00:44:22,375 --> 00:44:26,409
But only after this fight agree?
419
00:44:26,661 --> 00:44:30,393
Just hit the ball blunt unless you are too
stupid as hell.
420
00:44:57,343 --> 00:44:58,698
I think she is unconscious.
421
00:45:00,394 --> 00:45:02,103
Someone has to help. Help!
422
00:46:13,212 --> 00:46:15,920
Hit it, a straight, right in the face.
423
00:46:16,975 --> 00:46:21,955
Unfortunately, full house beats straight
It wins again.
424
00:46:22,497 --> 00:46:28,337
I can't believe it, have you lost everything?
425
00:46:28,406 --> 00:46:32,253
I'm sorry dear you have to admit
he has a good poker face.
426
00:46:32,529 --> 00:46:35,207
You two must be hungry
Be so good.
427
00:46:35,782 --> 00:46:37,851
Thanks, but we are vegetarians.
428
00:46:37,991 --> 00:46:39,793
Don't worry, honey.
429
00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:43,613
All ingredients are freshly harvested in the garden.
430
00:46:50,339 --> 00:46:51,367
Not bad.
431
00:46:52,073 --> 00:46:55,056
Do you have any tofu or water cake.
432
00:46:55,309 --> 00:46:57,848
No! let me see i used
433
00:46:58,132 --> 00:46:59,991
black nightshade.
434
00:47:00,823 --> 00:47:02,264
A hustler.
435
00:47:03,081 --> 00:47:08,217
The poison list is a bit old
they are hard to find at this time of year.
436
00:47:12,444 --> 00:47:17,242
Grandparents I would like to introduce you to
your new doctor.
437
00:47:17,483 --> 00:47:20,854
Wait a minute... How about
Ping pong? Double or nothing.
438
00:47:21,265 --> 00:47:23,092
What do you say, dear?
439
00:47:24,175 --> 00:47:26,027
I would give my right arm just for
to see you lose.
440
00:47:28,983 --> 00:47:32,282
We have an appointment.
441
00:48:04,046 --> 00:48:09,768
- That was the game.
- Okay, Gomez. You are fast as a horse.
442
00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:11,635
Maybe on your side of the family.
443
00:48:11,892 --> 00:48:14,045
How about tennis?
Triple or nothing.
444
00:48:14,743 --> 00:48:17,232
- Do you offer another arm?
- No matter what!
445
00:48:26,614 --> 00:48:28,763
This is boring.
446
00:48:28,911 --> 00:48:30,650
What would you suggest?
447
00:48:32,653 --> 00:48:34,356
NITROGLYCERIN WARNING EXPLOSIVE
448
00:48:34,429 --> 00:48:38,411
where are you butch I found here and
came as fast as I could.
449
00:48:38,747 --> 00:48:39,515
Butch?
450
00:48:40,994 --> 00:48:45,574
I have your favorite with blueberries!
451
00:48:50,592 --> 00:48:52,400
Oh, my God!
452
00:48:55,495 --> 00:48:57,072
Come Thing.
453
00:48:57,292 --> 00:48:59,680
There is no time to sleep.
454
00:49:00,394 --> 00:49:02,320
We have to go out and look.
455
00:49:09,937 --> 00:49:13,088
Philip once played professional tennis.
456
00:49:13,809 --> 00:49:15,020
Is your husband good at it?
457
00:49:16,602 --> 00:49:19,300
I'm not sure
he's played it before.
458
00:49:20,277 --> 00:49:21,790
You know Philip.
459
00:49:26,049 --> 00:49:27,191
You are better than him.
460
00:50:07,792 --> 00:50:08,818
Come and see.
461
00:50:31,967 --> 00:50:34,075
Take him tiger
462
00:50:42,447 --> 00:50:43,886
Beginner's luck, Gomez!
463
00:50:44,234 --> 00:50:45,438
This game is mine.
464
00:50:45,639 --> 00:50:48,294
Come see Philip
Show us a winning serve.
465
00:50:50,935 --> 00:50:52,366
Prepare to die. Fool!
466
00:51:22,199 --> 00:51:24,002
Fried together.
467
00:51:35,535 --> 00:51:37,536
What are you doing?
468
00:51:46,212 --> 00:51:50,919
OK! we share. You take the living room
then I take the ladies' sauna.
469
00:52:03,881 --> 00:52:06,079
Okay, you can exhale.
470
00:52:08,085 --> 00:52:10,318
Simon didn't say anything about breathing.
471
00:52:16,896 --> 00:52:17,912
�h, there you are.
472
00:52:18,255 --> 00:52:24,135
Gina, your mother is looking for you. We
knock off the pinata down the hall before dinner.
473
00:52:27,167 --> 00:52:29,436
Come on, hit it.
474
00:52:36,045 --> 00:52:37,279
What a fool.
475
00:52:41,701 --> 00:52:44,772
It is cold. Can't you turn on the heating blanket?
476
00:52:45,724 --> 00:52:48,380
Yes, but I don't know if it works.
477
00:52:49,876 --> 00:52:53,196
I don't think it's plugged in.
478
00:52:59,212 --> 00:53:02,436
Hurry up, my toes are freezing to ice cubes.
479
00:53:08,086 --> 00:53:09,969
The floor is wet.
480
00:53:26,873 --> 00:53:29,146
I think our work here is done.
481
00:53:36,176 --> 00:53:37,979
Quick seat, let's get out of here right now.
482
00:53:38,217 --> 00:53:41,082
I don't go anywhere looking like this.
483
00:53:42,708 --> 00:53:44,332
Imagine if someone saw me!
484
00:53:44,812 --> 00:53:47,490
Don't talk too loud
remember what has happened.
485
00:53:47,777 --> 00:53:49,347
We were almost poisoned and got electrocuted.
486
00:53:49,832 --> 00:53:53,892
If we stay here
then we're dead tomorrow.
487
00:54:01,718 --> 00:54:03,611
Not now, dear, we'll be late for dinner.
488
00:54:04,607 --> 00:54:07,778
The delayed Gomez and Mortisia Addams.
489
00:54:09,736 --> 00:54:11,211
I like the way it sounds.
490
00:54:15,187 --> 00:54:16,025
How do i look?
491
00:54:16,654 --> 00:54:17,882
Ready for murder.
492
00:54:18,584 --> 00:54:21,130
Or at least mutilated.
493
00:54:22,040 --> 00:54:25,218
- Will you have children?
- We're skipping dinner tonight.
494
00:54:25,497 --> 00:54:30,289
- We thought of digging up a few relatives
- Thought about Tom and Melinda
495
00:54:30,500 --> 00:54:34,964
- Yes mom!
- Are you well aware that people here want to flee you alive.
496
00:54:35,235 --> 00:54:37,769
If ye disturb the place of eternal rest.
497
00:54:38,171 --> 00:54:41,168
- Yes mom.
- Go ahead and enjoy it.
498
00:54:42,894 --> 00:54:44,481
Lurch are you coming to dinner?
499
00:54:51,599 --> 00:54:56,086
He doesn't sleep like that unless he
is linked to a cement floor?
500
00:54:58,060 --> 00:55:01,221
As long as he doesn't fall asleep again?
501
00:55:25,444 --> 00:55:27,810
I will never get rid of that stench.
502
00:55:30,675 --> 00:55:31,787
Oh God.
503
00:55:32,244 --> 00:55:35,271
I think I'm going to be sick I have to….
504
00:55:40,531 --> 00:55:42,749
Put that book away.
505
00:55:43,292 --> 00:55:46,957
Why can't you do anything like normal
children do. Watch TV or something?
506
00:55:47,534 --> 00:55:51,970
Now we talk about it
then I forbid you to hang out with them.
507
00:55:52,171 --> 00:55:54,596
Especially the little creep,
508
00:55:54,878 --> 00:55:56,170
Pugsly.
509
00:56:06,908 --> 00:56:10,157
Oh my God, they've lost their minds.
510
00:56:10,402 --> 00:56:11,623
Don't worry, dear.
511
00:56:13,349 --> 00:56:15,405
They look like idiots.
512
00:56:18,466 --> 00:56:19,960
Don't worry about your mother.
513
00:56:20,050 --> 00:56:24,760
She'll never know, by the way
We have never lost one of the dead
514
00:56:24,890 --> 00:56:28,169
We've missed a few
but we never lost anyone.
515
00:56:28,632 --> 00:56:34,090
Really, after tonight, you won't think
on the dead in the same way again.
516
00:56:37,528 --> 00:56:40,435
DJ, can't we have a polka, please
517
00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:42,362
No, I'm begging you.
518
00:56:42,561 --> 00:56:47,624
Play something dark and fiery like a funeral march.
519
00:56:47,754 --> 00:56:50,920
Okay, crazy white boy
go to it.
520
00:56:52,772 --> 00:56:57,013
Good enough.
Lets dance
521
00:58:33,540 --> 00:58:36,635
1897 was a very good year.
522
00:59:13,552 --> 00:59:18,600
This place must have a decent sauna.
that's all i have to say.
523
00:59:20,028 --> 00:59:21,715
I look like a poodle.
524
00:59:27,176 --> 00:59:30,747
Excuse me, but what are you doing here?
ugly little cat?
525
00:59:31,192 --> 00:59:34,184
Give me the brush.
526
00:59:35,267 --> 00:59:40,392
Thanks! You are a good dog
Good boy.
527
00:59:57,776 --> 00:59:58,883
Came.
528
01:00:26,333 --> 01:00:28,452
- Do you think they heard it?
- I do not know.
529
01:00:28,725 --> 01:00:30,169
I have to get out of here!
530
01:00:40,736 --> 01:00:44,480
Your eyes burn like hell.
531
01:00:45,528 --> 01:00:50,081
Your little hands feel warm and cold in mine.
532
01:00:50,874 --> 01:00:53,169
Warm hands, cold heart.
533
01:00:54,250 --> 01:00:55,367
Which heart?
534
01:01:03,540 --> 01:01:05,647
Buch, I'm coming, boy!
535
01:01:06,912 --> 01:01:10,365
Gomez, this trip is a nightmare.
536
01:01:11,046 --> 01:01:14,346
If you torment me more
then I wake up screaming.
537
01:01:18,390 --> 01:01:20,182
Look at the man.
538
01:01:20,285 --> 01:01:25,142
- A man who knows what's going on.
- That's right, Mr. Walter J. Addams.
539
01:01:34,465 --> 01:01:39,294
Get that light off, what are you doing up there
I can not see anything.
540
01:01:41,087 --> 01:01:46,579
In magazines I have been dragged along
for these family gatherings.
541
01:01:48,056 --> 01:01:52,706
I have only one thing to say.
542
01:01:52,808 --> 01:01:54,722
And I tell everyone that.
543
01:01:56,412 --> 01:02:01,990
You make me sick. You are
lazy and worthless waste.
544
01:02:02,659 --> 01:02:07,449
I'm tired of hearing about how good you are.
545
01:02:08,237 --> 01:02:12,731
I'd rather hear shit in my pants.
546
01:02:13,201 --> 01:02:16,501
Than wasting more time on you.
547
01:02:17,513 --> 01:02:26,614
In my life I have never seen
so many bloodsucking bastard princes.
548
01:02:27,892 --> 01:02:30,215
I'll take the bloodsuckers, little prince.
549
01:02:30,676 --> 01:02:33,806
We don't have any more of that
b�f instead of?
550
01:02:34,958 --> 01:02:39,975
- How do they want it
- In the Scottish way.
551
01:02:41,744 --> 01:02:43,134
The same here.
552
01:02:54,679 --> 01:02:57,430
What are you doing? Where have you been?
553
01:02:57,559 --> 01:02:58,771
I do not know.
554
01:03:21,397 --> 01:03:23,527
You came at the right time for a snack.
555
01:03:39,554 --> 01:03:41,794
Busch, come here
556
01:03:58,275 --> 01:03:59,978
Come on, come on, come on.
557
01:04:03,781 --> 01:04:04,664
Good evening.
558
01:04:23,909 --> 01:04:25,964
Busch, I'm coming, boy!
559
01:04:29,169 --> 01:04:33,219
I'd rather see you all…
560
01:04:33,974 --> 01:04:35,003
Roast ...
561
01:04:35,512 --> 01:04:39,310
in the deepest pit of hell!
562
01:04:43,012 --> 01:04:45,310
Loud loud.
563
01:04:46,104 --> 01:04:49,015
You have to admit, the man has a point.
564
01:04:50,720 --> 01:04:51,838
You!
565
01:04:52,727 --> 01:04:53,667
Philip!
566
01:04:53,856 --> 01:04:58,441
Beat me in all sports
Is that not enough?
567
01:04:59,253 --> 01:05:03,856
You turned my family against me
and has deprived me of my right to possess it.
568
01:05:04,031 --> 01:05:08,719
Dr. Philip. You give me way too much trouble.
569
01:05:16,140 --> 01:05:20,390
I don't think it's the $10,000, is it?
570
01:05:25,000 --> 01:05:29,372
- Someone has to help him, he's killing him.
- To death!
571
01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,523
To death.
572
01:06:27,082 --> 01:06:28,395
Someone has to help me!
573
01:07:14,707 --> 01:07:16,067
Someone needs to call the police!
574
01:07:19,890 --> 01:07:21,345
Tell them to come quickly.
575
01:07:33,856 --> 01:07:35,400
In the event that the guests flee, smash the glass.
576
01:07:52,414 --> 01:07:54,000
"Emergency exit to the backyard"
577
01:07:54,293 --> 01:07:55,509
Come in!
578
01:07:56,017 --> 01:07:57,834
It's the best.
579
01:07:59,032 --> 01:08:03,209
"Emergency exit to the backyard swamp"
580
01:08:18,150 --> 01:08:22,058
Finally, we see the blood that runs in the family.
581
01:08:22,421 --> 01:08:23,440
Not, dear?
582
01:08:25,508 --> 01:08:26,533
The police!
583
01:08:28,069 --> 01:08:29,069
Don't move!
584
01:08:44,489 --> 01:08:45,932
Tighter.
585
01:08:49,618 --> 01:08:51,872
Cheryl Darnell, Guardian of Children's Rights.
586
01:08:52,146 --> 01:08:57,338
This sign gives me the right to.
587
01:08:57,448 --> 01:09:01,895
Taking children from their irresponsible parents
and give them to a responsible guardian
588
01:09:02,168 --> 01:09:07,007
They have been arrested for contempt
and to expose children to danger.
589
01:09:07,311 --> 01:09:09,048
Don't forget insults.
590
01:09:10,005 --> 01:09:11,244
Attempted murder.
591
01:09:11,973 --> 01:09:14,215
And maybe murder?
592
01:09:16,257 --> 01:09:18,262
- Are they with them?
- No, they are normal.
593
01:09:19,159 --> 01:09:20,238
And now ...
594
01:09:20,760 --> 01:09:22,343
Where are the children?
595
01:09:27,321 --> 01:09:28,573
The exit is covered.
596
01:09:44,083 --> 01:09:45,699
Look at that.
597
01:09:50,208 --> 01:09:52,955
Looks like Lurch is going back to sleep.
598
01:09:55,420 --> 01:09:58,842
I know how we can help
may he rest in peace.
599
01:09:59,562 --> 01:10:01,325
You prepare.
600
01:10:04,648 --> 01:10:07,228
Got you, weird little thing.
601
01:10:11,292 --> 01:10:13,068
What do we have here?
602
01:10:14,506 --> 01:10:15,748
�h, so...
603
01:10:18,132 --> 01:10:19,590
That is completely illegal.
604
01:10:21,632 --> 01:10:23,644
Throw those shovels.
605
01:10:24,431 --> 01:10:25,731
You come with me.
606
01:10:42,376 --> 01:10:43,880
Come on, that's enough.
607
01:10:51,947 --> 01:10:53,886
What have you done with
The rest of the family?
608
01:10:56,600 --> 01:11:00,342
I demand all the sordid details.
609
01:11:05,285 --> 01:11:07,093
They can't keep us here.
610
01:11:08,517 --> 01:11:09,749
No anklets,
611
01:11:10,341 --> 01:11:14,484
No thumb screws or iron maiden?
612
01:11:18,507 --> 01:11:19,604
Gomez, did you hear that?
613
01:11:20,794 --> 01:11:23,636
Reminds of our children.
614
01:11:33,777 --> 01:11:35,504
May I see it.
615
01:11:36,368 --> 01:11:38,639
It's your funeral.
616
01:11:51,772 --> 01:11:53,863
They are victims of a cruel childhood.
617
01:11:54,246 --> 01:11:57,918
From what I have seen, it is a miracle
they have come this far.
618
01:11:58,257 --> 01:11:59,533
�h those poor little� pussies.
619
01:12:00,013 --> 01:12:02,790
They desperately need stable
parents and a home.
620
01:12:03,373 --> 01:12:06,077
You must take care of them
support them and love them.
621
01:12:07,030 --> 01:12:12,699
As a concerned relative, I feel one
responsibility for them.
622
01:12:16,837 --> 01:12:19,773
I will help them. I will give them.
623
01:12:20,164 --> 01:12:23,155
A happy childhood I never had myself.
624
01:12:25,357 --> 01:12:28,714
You are a strange little dog?
625
01:12:37,478 --> 01:12:39,290
What do you think, bucher.
626
01:12:40,450 --> 01:12:43,258
What did you think we should do with your little friend.
627
01:13:02,021 --> 01:13:07,064
I see you like bonnie and clyde
Soon you will end up just like them.
628
01:13:12,975 --> 01:13:15,600
�h wow this is cool.
629
01:13:21,075 --> 01:13:28,279
I would have preferred to start with
your brother but you need more treatment.
630
01:13:31,698 --> 01:13:33,174
Gomez gets jealous.
631
01:14:09,043 --> 01:14:11,216
I can't bear to be here.
632
01:14:14,742 --> 01:14:18,376
We are Addams we are family
A unified unit.
633
01:14:20,119 --> 01:14:25,543
Arms, legs and other body parts
who are still living.
634
01:14:25,792 --> 01:14:29,893
Even after this. No, I say. No!
635
01:14:31,882 --> 01:14:36,261
I know I can resist it a little
yet but not for long.
636
01:14:37,919 --> 01:14:41,382
Gomez, you scare me. Foresee finally.
637
01:14:43,792 --> 01:14:48,436
I want the family to be united.
638
01:14:48,681 --> 01:14:52,932
We must tear down the wall, if necessary.
639
01:14:53,127 --> 01:14:57,373
- Even if we want to die trying.
- You are free.
640
01:14:58,313 --> 01:14:59,942
Okay, it can do that.
641
01:15:00,108 --> 01:15:05,723
We are free. Gomez, my love
faith saved us again.
642
01:15:06,072 --> 01:15:11,842
Maybe it was justice
the judiciary and its system?
643
01:15:12,036 --> 01:15:14,632
Tight on. Bail has been set for you.
644
01:15:18,732 --> 01:15:22,206
- Walter Addams?
- Did you think I would just watch?
645
01:15:22,431 --> 01:15:25,731
And let my stupid family go
for what they did to you?
646
01:15:25,964 --> 01:15:27,236
Here are the keys for your car.
647
01:15:29,216 --> 01:15:34,167
- You look like someone who has been to hell and back.
- You only say that to please me.
648
01:15:50,943 --> 01:15:53,281
I have found your family.
649
01:15:54,162 --> 01:15:59,332
We have to get hold of the big one first
before he runs out of air.
650
01:16:04,894 --> 01:16:07,272
This family reunion was
not as bad as I thought.
651
01:16:08,631 --> 01:16:11,693
- But now I want to go home.
- I know Pugsly.
652
01:16:11,843 --> 01:16:15,126
I want that too�. It's not that
same without the family.
653
01:16:16,201 --> 01:16:19,521
But right now we have to
make the most of it.
654
01:16:19,601 --> 01:16:21,621
What if we wake them up?
655
01:16:21,893 --> 01:16:25,182
Don't worry, I've read them all.
656
01:16:29,161 --> 01:16:34,426
�h Lurch, you are 8 feet underground
in a small chest.
657
01:16:35,204 --> 01:16:41,372
You may lose your mind
Oh, I'm so envious.
658
01:16:43,783 --> 01:16:46,653
Hurry up Gomez, daylight is coming.
659
01:16:47,051 --> 01:16:50,267
It sets the mood.
660
01:16:51,723 --> 01:16:54,157
Lurch are you in there?
661
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:04,320
Good to have you behind the wheel again.
662
01:17:06,536 --> 01:17:10,524
Come book. Come on you little beer shit.
663
01:17:11,136 --> 01:17:13,462
Don't you want a treat?
664
01:17:17,732 --> 01:17:19,856
One more step. Like that.
665
01:17:20,372 --> 01:17:22,041
Good boy.
666
01:17:35,183 --> 01:17:39,472
It's a nice day, why not
don't you go out and play?
667
01:17:43,784 --> 01:17:44,532
Okay.
668
01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:47,532
Quicksand.
669
01:18:09,267 --> 01:18:12,976
- Come on, Doctor, is that all you got?
- Grill time.
670
01:18:23,147 --> 01:18:27,426
- Fester, are you okay?
- I feel like a million volts.
671
01:18:29,852 --> 01:18:32,722
We need to get away
before the guards wake up.
672
01:18:37,326 --> 01:18:44,826
- Okay, I promise you'll come visit here.
- Thanks brother.
673
01:18:55,522 --> 01:18:58,737
You don't have to,
you have no permission from the state.
674
01:18:58,822 --> 01:19:00,737
No, no, Dr. Philip.
675
01:19:01,042 --> 01:19:05,986
I wouldn't dream of breaking the law.
676
01:19:06,103 --> 01:19:13,353
I'm not like you, no no
I will of course leave that to...Professionals.
677
01:19:21,794 --> 01:19:23,045
Bad dog.
678
01:19:26,830 --> 01:19:27,894
�h thing.
679
01:19:33,173 --> 01:19:36,895
Have you had a good time in your cage?
lucky things.
680
01:19:39,512 --> 01:19:40,963
What shall we do, mother?
681
01:19:42,895 --> 01:19:47,436
- How is the patient, doctor?
- Not so good.
682
01:19:47,644 --> 01:19:50,948
- Children are you okay?
- We'll be right back.
683
01:19:52,843 --> 01:19:57,859
- Come on, children. The police will come soon.
- Oh, Dad.
684
01:20:08,794 --> 01:20:10,025
Jump in.
685
01:20:16,529 --> 01:20:18,673
What was it like to visit the relatives?
686
01:20:19,976 --> 01:20:24,895
Delores taught me
in piano and dance.
687
01:20:25,137 --> 01:20:31,162
Oh dear. I'm sorry for you
should be exposed to.
688
01:20:42,015 --> 01:20:44,372
Look where you are driving fool.
689
01:20:57,360 --> 01:20:58,326
watch out
690
01:20:59,132 --> 01:21:01,151
Can we help you with the family tree?
691
01:21:27,363 --> 01:21:32,372
Time to go your separate ways, Gomez.
692
01:21:33,623 --> 01:21:36,674
- Take good care of your family.
- I want to.
693
01:21:36,890 --> 01:21:39,976
If you pass by Hollywood
look in.
694
01:21:53,150 --> 01:21:57,745
Walter, reminds me of Grandma
and grandfather when they were younger.
695
01:21:57,907 --> 01:22:00,895
It hurts my heart to give up
them at home.
696
01:22:01,052 --> 01:22:05,593
With all the flowers and
the horrible air conditioning.
697
01:22:05,803 --> 01:22:10,032
I have baked us a cake
for dessert, Marta Stuart.
698
01:22:12,148 --> 01:22:16,373
I wonder why Philip
is that long at work?
699
01:22:34,842 --> 01:22:39,532
I hope you are ready for a hearty meal
I've been in the kitchen all morning.
700
01:22:40,523 --> 01:22:43,133
- What is it?
- Freshly picked from the garden.
701
01:22:43,523 --> 01:22:47,133
I love it. Where are Fester and the children?
702
01:22:49,162 --> 01:22:54,041
- �h Parties.
- I just helped the children with the fireworks.
703
01:22:56,356 --> 01:23:00,834
Don't worry cousin It
bush doesn't bite.
704
01:23:02,341 --> 01:23:04,026
Busch is a good boy.
705
01:23:35,103 --> 01:23:39,473
Pugsly my boy, why that face?
706
01:23:40,361 --> 01:23:45,126
Does it have anything to do with a girl
named ... Gina?
707
01:23:46,572 --> 01:23:53,020
No. I forgot my Serbian
cannon fire with the strange people.
708
01:24:04,884 --> 01:24:08,927
All tricks apply in love and warheads.
709
01:24:19,041 --> 01:24:23,674
�h Gomez. It seems like it was
yesterday summer began.
710
01:24:24,251 --> 01:24:28,261
Now I have to switch to cold atom winter.
711
01:24:30,461 --> 01:24:34,062
You want to be...close to me, love.
712
01:24:36,435 --> 01:24:39,321
�h Yes. You are saying something.
713
01:24:47,501 --> 01:24:55,522
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