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SAM: Cheers is filmed before
a live studio audience.
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Why don't you wait? I'll get our coats.
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Mm. Okay?
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Hope to see you again soon.
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Thank you, Miss.
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Oh, great.
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I can't even read that check.
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Well, I'm so sorry if my handwriting
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isn't up to your high
and mighty standards,
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but some of us don't get to sit around
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on our buns all day and
practice our penmanship.
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Some of us
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have to go out and earn a living!
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Here are your glasses, dear.
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You left them in your coat again.
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Oh, thanks.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing.
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Let's go.
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Oh, hey, um... I'm really sorry.
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I-I...
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I don't know what to say,
except I had a really bad day.
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Oh... yeah, sure, Carla, bad day.
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Bad life is more like it.
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House full of kids, this crummy job.
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If I keep treatin'
my customers this way,
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I'm going to lose even that.
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Uh, uh, here you go.
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I hope things'll start looking up.
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Oh, no, no, no, no, I
couldn't, I couldn't.
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Not the way I treated you.
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No, please, please, please, we insist.
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(sighs)
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Ten bucks?
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Excuse me, Miss.
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You forgot to, uh, give me a napkin.
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I'm so sorry!
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I don't know what to say,
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except I've had a really bad day.
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Bad day? Bad life is more like it.
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A house full of kids...
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(piano plays)
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? Making your way in the world today ?
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? Takes everything you've got ?
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? Taking a break from all your worries ?
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? Sure would help a lot ?
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? Wouldn't you like to get away? ?
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? Sometimes you want to go ?
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? Where everybody knows your name ?
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? And they're always glad you came ?
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? You want to be where you can see ?
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? Our troubles are all the same ?
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? You want to be where
everybody knows your name ?
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? You want to go where people know ?
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? People are all the same ?
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? You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ?
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Yep! Hey, everybody, guess what?
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Today marks the beginning
of my seventh year
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as a U.S. postal carrier.
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Well, all right.
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Woody, I think that calls for
a little drink on the house.
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What do you think, huh?
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I think you're right, Mr. Peterson.
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Yeah? Hey, what the hell,
give Cliffie one, too.
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Hey...
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This guy, huh?
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Oh, yeah, imagine that.
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Seven years carrying the old bag around.
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(snorts)
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Yeah, I know the feeling.
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That's, uh...
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that's quite an
achievement, though, Cliffie.
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Oh, yeah? Look who's talkin'.
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Oh, okay, all right.
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I know some people around
here don't exactly think
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that I'm an overachiever,
but, uh... I'll tell you,
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I don't plan to go to my grave
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until I've made some sort
of impression on this world.
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I'd say you've already made a deep one.
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You know,
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I plan on leavin' somethin' behind
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for the world to remember me by.
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Yeah?
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And here it is.
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(sighs)
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It's a glass of Windex, Woody.
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No, it's a drink.
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And Woody Boyd is going to
become the next Jim Sheehan.
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Who?
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Certainly you've heard of the inventor
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of the Fish House Punch?
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I can't say we have,
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Wood, but then again,
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we don't get out that much, you know?
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Well, I'm callin' mine
the Blue Boyd of Happiness.
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Can I tempt you?
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Not bad.
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Really.
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Oh, hey, that's delicious.
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Now all I got to do
is fill out these forms
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and register with
Bartender's Monthly Magazine,
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and my name will be a household word.
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Yeah: doorknob.
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Hey, Sam, you want to try my new drink?
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Woody, I can't touch that stuff.
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I'm an alcoholic.
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You are?
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Oh, I... I'm sorry.
I-I thought you knew.
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Yeah, I drank myself out of
baseball and out of a marriage.
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Gee, that's hard to believe.
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Well, it's true. Right, gang?
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Yeah... Guy had a face full of booze...
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No, no, no, I believe
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you were a drunk, Sam.
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I just didn't know you'd been married.
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Mmm, pretty good Blue Moon.
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You mean it's already a drink?
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Aw, don't feel
disappointed there, Woody.
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Every combination in the world's
been done to death by now.
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You couldn't possibly
invent anything new.
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(phone rings)
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DIANE: Hello, Cheers.
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Hey, Woody, gin and tonic.
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Oh, uh, somebody's
already invented that.
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No, you horseshoe, I'm ordering one.
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Oh, no! Really?
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Tonight? Oh!
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Oh, I can't wait!
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Yes, thank you.
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Oh! I have the most
exciting news, everyone.
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Tonight I am eating dinner at The Cafe.
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Ah, gee, that's pretty exciting.
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Tonight I'm driving home in The Car.
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No, you see, um... actually, Sam,
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The Cafe is one of the
trendiest restaurants.
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Eating there is considered,
uh, to be rather a coup
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among certain, oh...
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self-important and pretentious circles.
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Congratulations, Diane.
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If this place is so hot,
how come they can't think
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of a better name than The Cafe?
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Oh, Carla, if you had
any sense of style,
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you would know that
a simple name connotes
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the very best of taste.
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Hey, you're right about that, Diane.
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There's this joint out
on Route One called "Eat".
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Don't miss it. It's great.
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Say, you know, Darlene and
I can't make up our mind
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whether to have some
chili or a hamburger.
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Maybe this Cafe joint
sounds just like the ticket.
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Well, you got the number there?
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(laughing)
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What? What's the number? What?
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Pardonne mon laughteur, Sam.
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This is not the sort of place
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you just call and make a reservation.
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My dinner companion is a Brundage,
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and even with that pull,
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he had to wait three months for a table.
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Ooh, geez, I wonder how long
he had to wait for the chairs.
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Look what I'm dealing with.
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You consider food as a fuel
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to be salted down heavily,
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covered with ketchup,
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stuffed in your mouth,
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and on a good day, chewed.
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What I'm trying to say is, Sam,
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you couldn't possibly get a
reservation at this late hour.
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Diane, I can get a reservation
in any restaurant I want.
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The name "Sam Malone"
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still carries a little
clout in this town.
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Right. Hey, hey, hey.
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Very well, Sam.
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Let's give it a try.
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Allow me to call The Cafe.
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Well, now, li-lis...
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I'm not even sure I want to go there.
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Afraid, Sam?
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They have not built the
restaurant that can scare me.
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Come on. Um, yes, hold on, please.
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Um, hello, uh, I'd like to
make a reservation, please.
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Nothing tonight?
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Well, this happens to
be Sam "Mayday" Malone,
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formerly of the Red Sox.
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Well, yeah, that'll be fine.
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8:00? Well, let's say 8:00.
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Thank you very much.
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Hey, all right, Sammy. You got it, huh?
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Sure did.
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When, next March?
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No, next February.
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Well done, Sam.
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God, I hate it when she's right.
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Ah, you didn't want to
eat there anyway, Sam.
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The waiters pride
themselves on rudeness,
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the portions are too small, and
it's exorbitantly overpriced.
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Oh, you couldn't get in either, huh?
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Not till April.
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Well, I certainly hope
Diane had a big lunch.
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Hi, I'd like to, uh,
cancel a reservation
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for tonight, please.
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The name is Brundage.
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Party of two.
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Yes, that Brundage.
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Thank you.
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Uh-uh,
uh-uh, Sammy.
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Canceling Diane's reservation?
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CLIFF: Ooh, heart of stone.
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I love it.
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Yeah, hi, this is, uh, Sam Malone again.
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I'm just wondering if you might've had
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a surprise cancellation for tonight.
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What do you mean, you don't?
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You must have. I just...
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No, no, n-never mind, never mind.
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Boy, I'd sure love to waltz
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into that joint tonight
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just so I could see
the look on her face.
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Well, if it's that important
to you, Sam, give me the phone.
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If Julian Weinstein, my good friend,
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can't get you in, nobody can.
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Ooh, the heart transplant wizard?
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Oh, one and the same, yeah. We
went to prep school together.
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He's a well-known gourmet.
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Yeah, well, wh-why would he
want to do this for me, though?
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He'd love to do me a favor.
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See, we dissected our
first frog together.
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Hello, Julian. Julian, hi.
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Frasier Crane. How are you?
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Crane.
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C-R-A-N-E.
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Yes, yes, Dr. Frasier
Crane. All right, fine.
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Uh, listen, I was wondering
what you know about, uh...
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No, it's A-N-E!
Oh, skip it!
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I'll tell you, you know,
you open a few thoraxes,
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you forget who your friends are.
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Oh, it's beautiful.
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A feast for the eyes
as well as the palate.
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Ah, that must be our table.
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Uh, the Brundage party.
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Brundage?
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Ah, Brundage.
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You canceled.
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(laughs)
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That's impossible.
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I-I made the reservations
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over three months ago.
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Well, obviously, there's
been some mistake.
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The best we can do is give
you the next available table.
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And when might that be?
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If all goes well, perhaps... tonight.
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Perhaps?
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Jordan, don't make a fuss, please.
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We'll straighten this out.
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He's sorry.
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(laughs)
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Dr. Weinstein, your table is ready.
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Excuse me, Miss.
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I don't believe it.
261
00:11:05,247 --> 00:11:06,248
Oh, neither do I.
262
00:11:06,248 --> 00:11:09,251
I was this close to
Dr. Julian Weinstein.
263
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:12,755
That's not Julian Weinstein.
264
00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:15,758
That's the man who
stole our reservation.
265
00:11:15,758 --> 00:11:18,260
That's not Julian Weinstein.
266
00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:19,762
That's an imposter.
267
00:11:19,762 --> 00:11:21,764
Ask him for his I.D.
268
00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,766
Ask him to spell I.D.
269
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:28,571
Do you know how to order
in a place like this?
270
00:11:28,571 --> 00:11:31,073
Oh, yeah, yeah, my, uh, friend Frasier
271
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read a review about the menu.
272
00:11:32,575 --> 00:11:34,076
He coached me.
273
00:11:34,076 --> 00:11:35,077
No problem.
274
00:11:35,077 --> 00:11:37,580
Dr. Weinstein.
275
00:11:37,580 --> 00:11:38,581
Uh-uh,
uh-uh.
276
00:11:38,581 --> 00:11:41,083
You swine.
277
00:11:41,083 --> 00:11:42,451
It's one thing to pretend
278
00:11:42,451 --> 00:11:44,253
to be somebody else on the phone,
279
00:11:44,253 --> 00:11:46,756
but convincing others that
you're a sophisticated gourmet
280
00:11:46,756 --> 00:11:48,758
is a little bit more
than you can handle.
281
00:11:48,758 --> 00:11:50,259
You're going to blow it, Sam.
282
00:11:50,259 --> 00:11:52,261
You're going to be
embarrassed in front of some
283
00:11:52,261 --> 00:11:53,763
of the most important people in Boston.
284
00:11:53,763 --> 00:11:55,715
And then you're going
to slink out of here
285
00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:58,217
with your curly little
swine tail between your legs.
286
00:12:00,219 --> 00:12:02,722
You don't think I can handle this?
287
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:03,723
Well, just watch.
288
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:04,724
Excuse me, we'd like to start off
289
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:07,226
with Bouch�es Parmentier au Fromage,
290
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,728
followed by a salade maison,
291
00:12:08,728 --> 00:12:09,612
and for our entr�e,
292
00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:12,481
we'll have Tourte Froide
D'Anguille Rabelais.
293
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:13,983
Thank you so much.
294
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:17,987
Good, Sam; that was your busboy.
295
00:12:21,991 --> 00:12:23,492
I knew that.
296
00:12:23,492 --> 00:12:24,493
He's got lips.
297
00:12:24,493 --> 00:12:26,495
He can tell the waiter, can't he?
298
00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:29,999
Bon appetit, Dr. Weinstein.
299
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:34,003
Who's Miss Grumpus?
300
00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:39,508
Excuse me, uh, you aren't, uh,
Dr. Julian Weinstein, are you?
301
00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,012
Uh... yes.
302
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,513
(chuckles softly)
303
00:12:44,513 --> 00:12:46,015
This is really an honor.
304
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:47,516
I'm, I'm Dr. Peter Fisher.
305
00:12:47,516 --> 00:12:49,518
Oh.
306
00:12:49,518 --> 00:12:51,020
Uh, nice to meet you.
307
00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,522
Yeah. You know, I had no
idea you were so young.
308
00:12:53,522 --> 00:12:58,027
Well, I, uh, skipped a
few grades in med school.
309
00:12:59,495 --> 00:13:00,996
(laughing)
310
00:13:00,996 --> 00:13:04,500
You got to have a sense of
humor in this line of work.
311
00:13:04,500 --> 00:13:06,001
Say, if you'll indulge
in a little shop talk,
312
00:13:06,001 --> 00:13:08,504
uh, where did you come
up with that concept
313
00:13:08,504 --> 00:13:10,506
of combining antithymocyte globulin
314
00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:14,009
with, uh, cyclosporin A
to combat tissue rejection?
315
00:13:15,511 --> 00:13:18,514
On the beach.
316
00:13:22,017 --> 00:13:24,520
(uncomfortable chuckle)
317
00:13:24,520 --> 00:13:26,522
Nice meeting you.
318
00:13:26,522 --> 00:13:27,523
Excuse me, Dr. Weinstein.
319
00:13:27,523 --> 00:13:28,524
Oh, uh, yeah, here we go.
320
00:13:28,524 --> 00:13:30,025
Our chef Claude would like to say hello.
321
00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:31,527
He met you while he
was a chef at La Ronde.
322
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:32,828
Do you mind?
323
00:13:33,028 --> 00:13:36,031
Oh, uh... well, actu-actually...
324
00:13:36,031 --> 00:13:37,032
It won't take but a moment.
325
00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:38,534
Maybe, uh... Grab your purse.
326
00:13:38,534 --> 00:13:39,535
We've got to get...
327
00:13:39,535 --> 00:13:42,037
Dr. Weinstein, so good...
328
00:13:42,037 --> 00:13:44,540
You're not Dr. Weinstein.
329
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:45,541
Yes, I am.
330
00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:51,997
Perhaps you hadn't
heard about my accident.
331
00:13:51,997 --> 00:13:53,833
Why, no, I didn't.
332
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:57,219
Oh, yes, yes, uh... terribly disfigured.
333
00:13:57,219 --> 00:14:00,222
Uh, thank God for plastic surgery.
334
00:14:00,222 --> 00:14:01,423
Oh, I'm so sorry.
335
00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:02,758
But they've done a wonderful job.
336
00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:03,759
Hmm...
337
00:14:03,759 --> 00:14:05,644
You look much better.
338
00:14:05,644 --> 00:14:07,813
And taller.
339
00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,067
Traction. It, uh...
340
00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,939
Well, nice to see you again.
341
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:17,940
You, too.
342
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:22,945
Boy, you pulled it off.
343
00:14:22,945 --> 00:14:24,446
Mm. That's pretty smart.
344
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:25,447
Yeah, well, of course I'm smart.
345
00:14:25,447 --> 00:14:26,448
I'm a doctor.
346
00:14:26,448 --> 00:14:29,451
(laughing): Oh! Right.
347
00:14:35,341 --> 00:14:38,677
All right, whiskey,
vermouth, bitters--
348
00:14:38,677 --> 00:14:40,679
that's a Paddy Cocktail.
349
00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:44,049
Gin, vermouth,
grapefruit juice--
350
00:14:44,049 --> 00:14:45,434
that's a Palm Beach.
351
00:14:46,685 --> 00:14:48,520
Oh, wait a minute.
352
00:14:48,520 --> 00:14:52,024
How about gin, vermouth
and black coffee?
353
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:57,730
That's paint remover.
354
00:14:57,730 --> 00:15:00,983
All right, I'll try something else.
355
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,785
Oh, great, I'm out of limes.
356
00:15:02,785 --> 00:15:04,286
Don't panic.
357
00:15:04,286 --> 00:15:05,788
Sam always keeps some extras around.
358
00:15:05,788 --> 00:15:06,655
Where?
359
00:15:06,655 --> 00:15:08,574
Call the doctor
360
00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,075
and find out.
361
00:15:18,634 --> 00:15:20,920
Telephone for Dr. Weinstein.
362
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,922
Oh, um...
363
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:24,306
It's a Dr. Woody.
364
00:15:29,228 --> 00:15:30,729
He's in the middle of surgery,
365
00:15:30,729 --> 00:15:32,231
and he says he needs your opinion.
366
00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:34,233
Thank you.
367
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:36,235
Hello?
368
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,737
Wha-what? You're out of them?
369
00:15:38,737 --> 00:15:41,740
No, look, just, just check in the box
370
00:15:41,740 --> 00:15:43,742
right next to the scotch...
371
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:48,280
...uh, tape.
372
00:15:48,280 --> 00:15:49,281
The scotch tape.
373
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:50,783
We, uh...
374
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:52,284
Sometimes we run out of stitches
375
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,786
and have to improvise.
376
00:15:57,039 --> 00:15:59,541
Thank you, Dr. Woody.
377
00:16:04,546 --> 00:16:07,049
Dr. Weinstein?
378
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,051
My date needs medical attention.
379
00:16:09,051 --> 00:16:10,552
Can you help?
380
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:12,805
My food just arrived.
381
00:16:14,606 --> 00:16:15,607
Well, I'm a doctor.
382
00:16:15,607 --> 00:16:17,609
Sit down.
383
00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,112
I-I want the world-famous
heart surgeon,
384
00:16:20,112 --> 00:16:21,113
Dr. Julian Weinstein.
385
00:16:21,113 --> 00:16:23,115
Well, of course; I bow
to his greater skill.
386
00:16:23,115 --> 00:16:23,983
No, no, no, uh,
387
00:16:24,366 --> 00:16:26,452
why don't you go ahead there,
Fisher, and give him a shot?
388
00:16:28,454 --> 00:16:30,205
He's having chest pains, Doctor!
389
00:16:30,406 --> 00:16:32,491
Oh, well, uh, why don't you time them
390
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,376
and see how far apart they are?
391
00:16:39,465 --> 00:16:42,384
All right, I'll, uh, give
him a look-see, I guess.
392
00:16:42,384 --> 00:16:43,886
Right this way, Doctor.
393
00:16:43,886 --> 00:16:45,888
Everything'll be all right. Don't worry.
394
00:16:48,390 --> 00:16:49,391
What are you doing?
395
00:16:49,391 --> 00:16:50,893
You're ruining my dinner.
396
00:16:50,893 --> 00:16:52,895
Ruining your dinner?
397
00:16:52,895 --> 00:16:54,897
Ruining your dinner?!
398
00:16:54,897 --> 00:16:56,899
Everybody, now...
399
00:16:58,901 --> 00:17:01,904
Sam, this is the cruelest
thing you've ever done!
400
00:17:01,904 --> 00:17:03,405
Yeah, what about the crummy thing
401
00:17:03,405 --> 00:17:04,406
you did to me earlier today,
402
00:17:04,907 --> 00:17:05,908
making me feel like a big nobody?
403
00:17:09,912 --> 00:17:11,914
I apologize.
404
00:17:11,914 --> 00:17:13,415
I spoke irrationally.
405
00:17:13,415 --> 00:17:15,417
You're not a nobody.
406
00:17:15,417 --> 00:17:16,418
(sighs)
407
00:17:16,418 --> 00:17:17,419
Now, will you
408
00:17:17,419 --> 00:17:18,921
and your date kindly leave
409
00:17:18,921 --> 00:17:20,923
so that Jordan and I can
have our rightful meal,
410
00:17:20,923 --> 00:17:23,425
and the two of you can
sashay over to the Colonel's
411
00:17:23,425 --> 00:17:24,927
across the street?
412
00:17:26,929 --> 00:17:28,430
Will you excuse me?
413
00:17:28,430 --> 00:17:30,299
My meal is getting cold.
414
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:32,267
Now...
415
00:17:37,773 --> 00:17:40,275
Well, we may have a
long wait ahead of us,
416
00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:45,280
but we are going to
stay until we get seated.
417
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:47,783
No, you're going to
stay until you get seated.
418
00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:51,286
Right about now a bucket of extra
crispy doesn't sound half bad.
419
00:17:57,626 --> 00:18:02,081
Okay, Dr. Crane, just drink up.
420
00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,583
Woody, please, you promised you'd stop
421
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,085
after the rum and trail mix.
422
00:18:09,388 --> 00:18:10,672
That wasn't a drink.
423
00:18:10,672 --> 00:18:12,674
That was just something
to cleanse your palate.
424
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,177
Now come on, here.
425
00:18:16,178 --> 00:18:18,680
My God, Woody!
426
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:19,681
That bad, huh?
427
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,683
No, no, it's terrific.
428
00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:22,684
Here, try this.
429
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:25,187
I've never had anything like it.
430
00:18:28,073 --> 00:18:29,441
All right!
431
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,193
Oh!
432
00:18:31,193 --> 00:18:32,694
Oh, yeah!
433
00:18:32,694 --> 00:18:34,163
This one gets you
434
00:18:34,163 --> 00:18:35,914
in the cocktail hall of fame!
435
00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,334
So, what's in it, Wood?
436
00:18:39,334 --> 00:18:40,202
Yeah, what's the secret recipe?
437
00:18:40,202 --> 00:18:42,671
Well, it's, uh, two parts...
438
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:49,628
(crying)
439
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,603
Your change, Dr. Weinstein.
440
00:18:57,603 --> 00:18:59,605
Ah, thank you very much.
441
00:19:04,109 --> 00:19:07,112
Whew, boy, remember the good old days
442
00:19:07,112 --> 00:19:10,115
when you could spend $200 for a meal
443
00:19:10,115 --> 00:19:12,618
and then still have enough change
444
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,620
to buy a mint patty?
445
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:19,124
Ah, Paul, memorable.
446
00:19:21,627 --> 00:19:23,629
Aw, gee...
447
00:19:25,130 --> 00:19:26,498
(cries out)
448
00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:29,468
Madam, we've had our last seating.
449
00:19:29,468 --> 00:19:32,387
I'm afraid we won't be able to
accommodate you this evening.
450
00:19:32,387 --> 00:19:34,890
Oh, Paul, uh... could I
speak to you for a minute?
451
00:19:34,890 --> 00:19:36,892
I'll meet you outside.
452
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:40,896
Listen, it, it would be a
great personal favor to me,
453
00:19:40,896 --> 00:19:42,397
Dr. Julian
Weinstein--
454
00:19:42,397 --> 00:19:45,400
in fact, to the entire Weinstein family,
455
00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:48,904
and pretty much to doctors
all over the world-- if...
456
00:19:48,904 --> 00:19:52,274
if you could, uh, make
sure she gets some food.
457
00:19:53,108 --> 00:19:56,612
Well, uh, if you'll agree to honor us
458
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:58,614
with your presence again, Dr. Weinstein,
459
00:19:58,614 --> 00:20:00,032
I'll see to it personally.
460
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,283
SAM: Well, I appreciate that.
461
00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,618
Enjoy, Diane.
462
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:05,120
Thank you. I intend to.
463
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:11,677
Thank you. This will do nicely.
464
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:17,683
Would you like to hear our menu?
465
00:20:17,683 --> 00:20:19,184
Thank you, no.
466
00:20:19,184 --> 00:20:20,686
I've memorized it.
467
00:20:22,187 --> 00:20:24,556
I'll have the Tournedos Rossini.
468
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,559
I'm sorry, we're all out of that.
469
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:32,864
Uh, then I'll have the
Jambon Farci et Braise.
470
00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,366
Once again, I'm sorry.
471
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:38,070
Let's attack this
from another direction.
472
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:40,956
You tell me what you have left.
473
00:20:40,956 --> 00:20:42,741
Fricadelles de veau a la Nicoise.
474
00:20:42,741 --> 00:20:46,128
Great, I'm in a Fricadelle mood.
475
00:20:53,218 --> 00:20:54,720
Hi.
476
00:20:54,720 --> 00:20:57,723
What are you doing here?
477
00:20:57,723 --> 00:20:59,591
Well, I'm still hungry, actually.
478
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,894
What happened to, uh, Darlene?
479
00:21:02,894 --> 00:21:05,230
Oh, I put her in a
cab and sent her home.
480
00:21:05,230 --> 00:21:08,517
Well, you don't have
to do me any favors.
481
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:09,985
No, I'm not doing you any favors.
482
00:21:09,985 --> 00:21:10,986
I-I'm really hungry.
483
00:21:10,986 --> 00:21:12,404
May I, uh,
484
00:21:12,404 --> 00:21:14,406
join you?
485
00:21:14,406 --> 00:21:15,907
I don't care what you do.
486
00:21:16,408 --> 00:21:17,909
Well, thank you.
487
00:21:22,914 --> 00:21:25,117
Thank you, Sam.
488
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,918
You're welcome.
489
00:21:28,370 --> 00:21:29,755
Doctor. Ah, Paul.
490
00:21:29,755 --> 00:21:31,256
Can I get you anything else?
491
00:21:31,256 --> 00:21:33,125
Uh, what do you have?
492
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,594
Anything for you, Dr. Weinstein.
493
00:21:35,594 --> 00:21:36,595
Ah, well...
494
00:21:38,597 --> 00:21:40,098
You know, I just can't make up my mind.
495
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,100
Why don't you have my dear friend Claude
496
00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:43,101
mix me up something special?
497
00:21:43,602 --> 00:21:44,102
Very good.
498
00:21:45,103 --> 00:21:46,104
(chuckling)
499
00:21:49,107 --> 00:21:52,110
I really do appreciate
your coming back, Sam.
500
00:21:52,110 --> 00:21:53,612
It was sweet.
501
00:21:53,612 --> 00:21:55,113
No, no, it's not sweet.
502
00:21:55,614 --> 00:21:57,115
I... I did it for myself.
503
00:21:57,115 --> 00:21:58,116
I was feeling guilty out there,
504
00:21:58,116 --> 00:21:59,618
and I don't like to feel guilty.
505
00:21:59,618 --> 00:22:01,620
Well, that's sweet in itself.
506
00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:03,121
Well, we'll see how
sweet you think it is
507
00:22:03,622 --> 00:22:05,123
when I have you pay for your own meal.
508
00:22:12,631 --> 00:22:15,133
Madam. Doctor.
509
00:22:15,133 --> 00:22:20,138
Everything was delightful
and well worth the wait.
510
00:22:20,138 --> 00:22:22,140
Ooh, yes, I enjoyed it very much.
511
00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:36,688
I'll be right with you.
512
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:40,192
Say, uh, I seem to be running
a little short on cash.
513
00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:43,695
You know, Sam, I think it
was a really good idea you had
514
00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:45,080
about us going Dutch.
515
00:22:45,080 --> 00:22:46,832
See, this way, we don't feel
516
00:22:46,832 --> 00:22:48,333
that we owe each other anything.
517
00:22:48,333 --> 00:22:49,835
This is not funny.
518
00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:52,838
This could be very embarrassing
for both of us. Please.
519
00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:55,841
Why? I've already paid for
my meal, and I'm leaving.
520
00:22:58,710 --> 00:23:00,011
Good night, Dr. Weinstein.
521
00:23:00,011 --> 00:23:00,879
See you in surgery.
522
00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:02,347
Hey, I'm serious.
523
00:23:02,347 --> 00:23:03,348
Hey, come on, don't do this!
524
00:23:03,849 --> 00:23:05,350
MAITRE D': Is there a problem, Doctor?
525
00:23:06,852 --> 00:23:09,855
No, no, no problem at all. Um...
526
00:23:09,855 --> 00:23:12,357
I'll just use my credit card here.
527
00:23:12,357 --> 00:23:13,859
Mm, very well.
528
00:23:15,861 --> 00:23:18,864
Uh, Dr. Weinstein, this appears to be
529
00:23:18,864 --> 00:23:21,366
the credit card of a Mr. Sam Malone.
530
00:23:21,366 --> 00:23:23,368
Let me see that.
531
00:23:23,368 --> 00:23:25,871
Well, I'll be darned.
532
00:23:25,871 --> 00:23:27,873
You know, I must have,
uh, switched wallets
533
00:23:27,873 --> 00:23:29,374
with this Malone character.
534
00:23:29,374 --> 00:23:31,376
You know, I bet it happened at the club.
535
00:23:31,877 --> 00:23:33,378
Yes, it did; I remember him now.
536
00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:35,881
A baseball player. Malone.
537
00:23:35,881 --> 00:23:38,383
You, uh, you ever heard of him?
538
00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:40,886
No.
539
00:23:41,386 --> 00:23:44,389
Oh, well, why don't you, uh, put it on
540
00:23:44,389 --> 00:23:46,892
this credit card anyway,
and I'll take this Malone guy
541
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:48,393
out to dinner some other time, hmm?
542
00:23:48,393 --> 00:23:49,895
I'm afraid not.
543
00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:51,396
Well, all right, I don't suppose
544
00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,398
you take a personal check, do you?
545
00:23:53,398 --> 00:23:55,901
And whose name would be on that?
546
00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,904
Okay, well, uh, why
don't we try this, then?
547
00:23:58,904 --> 00:24:00,772
Oh, my God, look at
the size of that cat!
548
00:24:00,772 --> 00:24:04,025
Hey, you, come back here!
549
00:24:05,000 --> 00:24:08,141
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