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Hi, it's me.
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Li-listen, I've, uh...
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I've been thinking about you and...
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Oh, what the hell.
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Will you marry me?
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Sam?
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SAM: Well,
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who else do you think it'd be?
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Sam, if this is some kind of a joke...
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SAM: No, I'm serious.
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Will you marry me?
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Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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I'm... I'm stunned.
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I mean, it's-it's not like
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I never expected to hear this from you.
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It's just that
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one is...
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...is never quite
prepared for the question.
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Oh, Sam, I'm touched. I...
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(Diane laughs)
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All... All at once, I...
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I'm-I'm feeling giddiness,
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fear, euphoria, relief.
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I-I don't know what to say.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I'm not listening anymore.
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Sam,
I-I-I...
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I can't answer you now.
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Not like this.
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Every woman
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wants her proposal to be...
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enchanting,
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something she can remember
for the rest of her life.
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Find something like that.
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Keeping in mind I don't
care for sports arenas,
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theme parks or miniature golf.
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All right, young lady, you just prepare
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to be swept off your
feet tomorrow night.
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I already have been.
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Bon soir, mon coeur.
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R-Right, right.
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Ugh.
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I'll get another one.
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(piano plays)
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? Making your way in the world today ?
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? Takes everything you've got ?
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? Taking a break from all your worries ?
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? Sure would help a lot ?
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? Wouldn't you like to get away? ?
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? Sometimes you want to go ?
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? Where everybody knows your name ?
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? And they're always glad you came ?
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? You want to be where you can see ?
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? Our troubles are all the same ?
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? You want to be where
everybody knows your name ?
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? You want to go where people know ?
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? People are all the same ?
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? You want to go where
everybody knows your name. ?
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Good afternoon, everybody.
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ALL: Norm.
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Hey, Mr. Peterson.
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What's the story?
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Boy meets beer.
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Boy drinks beer.
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Boy gets another beer.
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Uh,
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boy, have I got an
evening cooked up for us.
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Yeah? thanks for thinking of me, Cliffy,
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but, uh, I think I better
get home early today.
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What?
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Yeah, Vera's getting
home from Springfield,
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and I thought a special elegant meal
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would be the proper way to
welcome her home, you know.
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How thoughtful, Norm.
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Say, what's on the menu?
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Yeah, whatever she
feels like whipping up
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after a five-hour bus trip.
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Oh.
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SAM: Hey Woody,
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didn't you say you'd been to this,
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uh, Le Petit Orange Restaurant?
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Yeah. CLIFF: Hey, Woody,
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you been to that, uh, fancy joint, eh?
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Yeah, a couple of times. Yeah?
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Yeah, well, how was it?
Did they treat you well?
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I didn't eat there.
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I just went in to use the men's room.
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Well, the-the restaurant
part-- did it look like a...
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a nice romantic place to take a lady?
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Well, who could tell, Sam?
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It's real dark in there,
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and they got this guy
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running around playing a violin.
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SAM: Oh, no.
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I bet they got those
pictures of those guys
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that are half men,
half horse, too, right?
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I'm glad you said that, Sam.
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I thought I was seeing things.
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I've been racking my brains all day
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trying to find a place
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that's out of the ordinary
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and classy for dinner tonight.
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How about a nude barbecue?
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No. It's kind of dangerous
with all those sparks.
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Oh, right.
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Uh, well, what's the
occasion there, Stretch?
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Well, let's just...
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Let's just say it's a special evening
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for a special lady.
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Ooh! Get out your scorecards, boys.
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Sounds like Sammy's back in action.
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Yeah! Yeah!
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FRASIER: I, uh, take it this means
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you've terminated
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your relationship with
Councilor Eldridge.
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Ooh, yeah, in-in the dumper.
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CLIFF: Well, gentlemen,
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in memory of the
Councilor, may I suggest
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we lower our cocktail
napkins to half mast, huh?
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Yes, let's not forget the
traditional 21-peanut salute.
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Oh, no.
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Sammy, another round for the back?
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Yeah, but I want to know
who's the lucky lady tonight.
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CLIFF: Yeah, come on, Sammy.
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You'll-You'll find out soon enough.
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Just come on, help me
think of a place here.
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Well, all right, Sam, I-I got something
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that might be just the ticket for you.
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How about this?
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A sailboat anchored offshore,
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you know, chilled champagne,
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candlelit dinner
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underneath the stars, huh?
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Worked great for Sean and Madonna.
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Where do you hear all this stupid stuff?
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Let's just say
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inquiring minds want to know, huh.
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A sailboat. That's a good idea.
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Maybe I'll call and
see if I can rent one.
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Hey, Sam,
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I just remembered something
that might help you.
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What's that?
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Now my Uncle Wade was a master
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at putting women in a romantic mood.
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Well, what-what'd he do?
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Gave 'em money.
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Worked like a charm.
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Uh, thank you, Woody,
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but I'm looking for a place
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to take someone, a-a
very special place.
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As a matter of fact, come here.
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Can you keep a secret?
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Can I keep a secret?
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You still don't know Carla leaves early
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on your night off, do you?
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Good, good.
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Listen, I'm only telling you this
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because I-I like you,
and I... and I trust you.
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I'm thinking about proposing.
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Oh, well, Sam, I'm flattered, but...
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You probably don't mean me, huh?
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We'll talk later.
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Boy, oh, boy, I wouldn't
mind being a barnacle
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on the rudder of Sam's sailboat,
if you know what I mean.
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I'm sure you'd be better-looking,
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but would you be happier?
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Ooh.
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NORM: Woody, are you in pain, buddy?
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No, I was just thinking.
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Yeah, well, the first
time's always the worst.
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Who do you think Sam's
gonna propose to tonight?
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What're you babbling
about, Billy Bob Joe Jim?
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Well, Sam said
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he was gonna propose to someone.
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FRASIER: That's odd.
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He said he broke up
with Councilor Eldridge.
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Who could he possibly be
talking about proposing to?
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(Frasier and Carla scream)
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You've chosen the most beautiful spot
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in which to anchor.
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Everything's absolutely perfect.
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This is the most wonderful
idea any man ever came up with.
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(chuckles)
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Who came up with it?
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Come on, give me some credit.
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I have an original thought now and then.
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You're right. I'm sorry.
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Was it Frasier?
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Actually, it was Cliff.
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Well, okay then, don't tell me.
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(giggles)
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Right now I'm having a
rather unoriginal thought.
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Are you as happy as I?
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Oh, yeah.
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I just wish I could get this song
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out of my head.
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Song?
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Yeah. You-You know how
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sometimes you connect certain places
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and things with certain songs?
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Oh, I know exactly what you mean.
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Thank you.
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This may sound a bit pretentious,
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but every time I'm in a taxi,
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I can't help but hum "Dove
Sono" from Le Nozze Di Figaro
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simply because once a
rather zaftig Parisian cabbie
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sang the entire aria on a trip
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through Montparnasse to La Coupole.
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(laughs)
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Anyway, whenever I get
out on the water like this,
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I can't help thinking about this tune.
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Uh, Cappy Johnny, the old
sailor who taught me how to sail
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used to whistle it all the time.
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(whistles "Popeye the Sailor Man")
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"Popeye the Sailor Man?"
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You know it?
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Oh, yes.
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Well, that one haunts me, too.
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May I propose a toast?
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Indeed you may.
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No, no, a, uh, shrimp toast.
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A shrimp toast is even better.
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Hmm.
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To us.
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How eloquent.
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To us.
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(laughs)
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Boy, us.
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(laughs) Mm.
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What a pair, huh?
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The important thing is that
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this finally seems right.
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Yeah.
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I'm so happy about us.
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I feel so good.
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To think I almost let you
get away because of Janet.
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Well, you had some crazy
notion you cared about her.
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Well, hey, if it weren't for Janet,
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I wouldn't be here right now.
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Which reminds me, I guess I better...
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better get to why I came
here in the first place.
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Can you, uh, give me some room here?
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Oh, oh, yes, indeed.
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Mm. Ha, ha!
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(laughs)
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You know, for the longest time,
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I kept pretending about you.
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I guess I was afraid to
really admit my feelings.
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But from the very start,
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down deep inside,
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I have been crazy about you.
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Crazier about you
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than any other woman I've ever met.
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I mean, hell, I was crazy about you
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even when I hated you.
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(laughing)
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What I'm trying to say is...
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will you marry me?
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No.
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No?
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No.
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Are you serious?
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I'm afraid I am.
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Well...
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seems to me you have two choices.
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One, I can throw you in,
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00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:53,646
or two, you can jump in.
271
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:54,513
Sam, I warn you...
272
00:11:54,513 --> 00:11:56,148
It's very simple.
273
00:11:56,148 --> 00:11:57,817
One or two. Sam, you haven't...
274
00:11:57,817 --> 00:12:00,653
It's not open for debate, Diane.
275
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:03,906
Sam, I think after you've
heard my explanation,
276
00:12:03,906 --> 00:12:05,324
you won't...
277
00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:17,336
Sam, throw me a line, please?!
278
00:12:17,336 --> 00:12:19,338
Okay.
279
00:12:19,338 --> 00:12:22,842
What's a nice girl like you
doing in an ocean like this?
280
00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:25,845
Sam!
281
00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:38,774
(dishes banging)
282
00:12:38,774 --> 00:12:40,276
What are you doing?
283
00:12:40,276 --> 00:12:41,777
SAM: The dishes!
284
00:12:41,777 --> 00:12:44,280
(dishes banging)
285
00:12:44,280 --> 00:12:46,782
Sam... calm down.
286
00:12:46,782 --> 00:12:47,783
You're upset.
287
00:12:47,783 --> 00:12:49,785
Only that I fished you out.
288
00:12:50,786 --> 00:12:53,289
I know my answer was unexpected...
289
00:12:53,289 --> 00:12:54,200
Unexpected. No, no.
290
00:12:54,290 --> 00:12:55,200
Don't be silly.
291
00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:56,292
I brought you out here
so I could be dumped
292
00:12:56,292 --> 00:12:58,294
with a nautical theme.
293
00:12:58,294 --> 00:12:59,295
(grunts)
294
00:13:00,296 --> 00:13:02,798
(glass shattering)
295
00:13:02,798 --> 00:13:04,800
(dishes banging)
296
00:13:05,301 --> 00:13:08,804
Sam... if you'll stop
that for a moment...
297
00:13:08,804 --> 00:13:10,306
if you'll stop that for a moment,
298
00:13:10,306 --> 00:13:12,808
I'll try and explain... my answer.
299
00:13:13,809 --> 00:13:15,311
Are you done?
300
00:13:15,811 --> 00:13:17,813
Maybe.
301
00:13:18,814 --> 00:13:21,317
All right, then.
302
00:13:22,318 --> 00:13:25,821
As it happens, I came out
here with every intention
303
00:13:26,322 --> 00:13:30,326
of... accepting your proposal...
304
00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:33,329
but when you spoke of Janet, I...
305
00:13:33,829 --> 00:13:37,333
had this enormous pang of doubt.
306
00:13:38,334 --> 00:13:39,835
"What if wanting to get married
307
00:13:40,336 --> 00:13:43,339
"is a knee-jerk reaction to losing her?
308
00:13:44,340 --> 00:13:47,343
Does he want me or just someone?"
309
00:13:50,212 --> 00:13:52,131
Oh, Sam, I want it so much,
310
00:13:52,131 --> 00:13:56,135
but I have to be free of
doubt before I can say yes.
311
00:13:58,637 --> 00:14:00,639
Sam?
312
00:14:06,979 --> 00:14:08,981
Did you notice that?
313
00:14:10,983 --> 00:14:12,484
Notice what?
314
00:14:12,484 --> 00:14:16,488
Everything just got calm.
315
00:14:17,489 --> 00:14:19,992
I don't notice any difference.
316
00:14:19,992 --> 00:14:20,993
Oh, yes, yes.
317
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:23,495
There's a difference in everything.
318
00:14:23,495 --> 00:14:25,998
The whole world just changed for me.
319
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:29,001
Oh!
320
00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:30,002
Look!
321
00:14:30,002 --> 00:14:33,005
The stars are new.
322
00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:36,308
The moon is new.
323
00:14:37,226 --> 00:14:40,729
Sam Malone is new, and I like him.
324
00:14:40,729 --> 00:14:44,233
And I like them, and they like me.
325
00:14:44,233 --> 00:14:46,735
And none of us like you.
326
00:14:50,239 --> 00:14:52,241
Am I going overboard again?
327
00:14:52,241 --> 00:14:54,743
No, no, no, don't be silly.
328
00:14:54,743 --> 00:14:57,746
That would mean I care, and I don't.
329
00:14:57,746 --> 00:14:59,248
Bye-bye, Diane.
330
00:14:59,248 --> 00:15:00,249
Where are you going?
331
00:15:00,249 --> 00:15:01,250
I'm going to swim ashore.
332
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:03,252
You can't do that.
333
00:15:03,252 --> 00:15:06,255
Very well... I'll take the dinghy.
334
00:15:06,255 --> 00:15:09,758
You... See how quickly
the new Sam adjusts?
335
00:15:11,260 --> 00:15:14,763
You're going to just leave
me out here all alone?
336
00:15:14,763 --> 00:15:16,682
Yes, I am.
337
00:15:18,684 --> 00:15:20,686
Sam. Sam Malone.
338
00:15:20,686 --> 00:15:22,187
If you leave me out here all alone,
339
00:15:22,187 --> 00:15:25,190
you are the most despicable
creature on Earth!
340
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:29,695
Well, I yam what I yam,
and that's all what I yam.
341
00:15:29,695 --> 00:15:31,947
(whistling "Popeye the Sailor Man")
342
00:15:40,406 --> 00:15:41,874
Hello, Mr. Clavin.
343
00:15:41,874 --> 00:15:45,377
Hey, Woodrow. Uh, suds du jour, please.
344
00:15:47,329 --> 00:15:48,330
Oh, there he is!
345
00:15:48,330 --> 00:15:49,832
Normie, eh!
346
00:15:49,832 --> 00:15:52,217
So, uh, Vera get home from
Springfield last night, huh?
347
00:15:52,217 --> 00:15:53,218
Yep. Yeah, yeah?
348
00:15:53,218 --> 00:15:54,720
So, uh, how'd it go?
349
00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:56,221
Well, I'll tell you, Cliff,
350
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,724
it got pretty hot in
our bedroom last night.
351
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:00,092
CLIFF: Whoo-hoo!
352
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,928
Yeah, yeah? Air conditioning broke down.
353
00:16:05,431 --> 00:16:07,149
EVERYONE: Hey, hey!
354
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:08,434
The lucky fella.
355
00:16:08,434 --> 00:16:09,935
Let me get this over with.
356
00:16:10,436 --> 00:16:13,822
Uh, I asked her. She
said no. End of bulletin.
357
00:16:19,445 --> 00:16:21,830
CARLA: Sorry, Sam.
358
00:16:21,830 --> 00:16:23,699
I feel like dirt.
359
00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:25,200
I'm fine, everybody.
360
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:27,202
I just don't want to
talk about it, that's all.
361
00:16:27,202 --> 00:16:29,204
Can I talk to you just for a minute?
362
00:16:30,205 --> 00:16:32,708
Sure, Sam. What can I do you for?
363
00:16:32,708 --> 00:16:35,711
Well...
364
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:39,214
I'm kind of worried
that Diane may get hurt.
365
00:16:39,214 --> 00:16:42,134
My God, Sam, that is very noble of you.
366
00:16:42,134 --> 00:16:43,635
No, I-I mean that I...
367
00:16:44,136 --> 00:16:48,140
I had a dream last night
that I killed her...
368
00:16:48,140 --> 00:16:52,144
and-and-and-and it
felt really good.
369
00:16:54,146 --> 00:16:56,148
Does this mean I'm-I'm crazy or...?
370
00:16:56,148 --> 00:16:58,150
No, no, of course not.
371
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:01,070
It's very normal for most sane people
372
00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,572
to entertain insane impulses sometimes,
373
00:17:03,572 --> 00:17:06,075
and it's very natural
to want to hurt someone
374
00:17:06,075 --> 00:17:07,076
that's rejected you.
375
00:17:07,076 --> 00:17:09,545
Well, for example...
376
00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,330
Well, there's me.
377
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,666
But I can't tell you
how many times I felt
378
00:17:14,666 --> 00:17:17,553
my own hands around her windpipe...
379
00:17:17,553 --> 00:17:20,305
strangling her...
380
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,808
fingers tightening...
381
00:17:22,808 --> 00:17:25,310
cartilage snapping!
382
00:17:26,729 --> 00:17:30,516
And, uh, I'm a respected psychiatrist.
383
00:17:33,936 --> 00:17:37,322
Look, Sam, you've been through
an emotional meat grinder.
384
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:39,775
My best advice to you is get away,
385
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:43,662
relax... reflect on what's happened.
386
00:17:43,662 --> 00:17:45,998
You know, I still have the boat
rented for a couple of days.
387
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:49,001
I guess I could sail up to Marblehead.
388
00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:51,003
Great. Cool it out there.
389
00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,505
Thank you. You know, maybe
I'll work on the old tan.
390
00:17:53,505 --> 00:17:56,008
Terrific. It'll be just
what the doctor ordered, Sam:
391
00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:59,378
sun, salt air, ocean spray in your face.
392
00:17:59,378 --> 00:18:01,680
I know I-I wish I could come with you.
393
00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:03,549
Well, I wish I could ask.
394
00:18:03,549 --> 00:18:04,299
I understand.
395
00:18:05,801 --> 00:18:08,554
Ooh, boy, how 'bout that Diane, huh?
396
00:18:08,554 --> 00:18:10,355
Eh, just like all women.
397
00:18:10,355 --> 00:18:12,808
If they're not turnin' down
your proposal of marriage,
398
00:18:12,808 --> 00:18:15,727
they're... they're accusin'
you of suspicious behavior
399
00:18:15,727 --> 00:18:17,729
in the lingerie changin' room.
400
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:26,288
Oh, uh, hello, Diane.
401
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,790
Norman.
402
00:18:27,790 --> 00:18:29,158
Excuse me, miss,
403
00:18:29,158 --> 00:18:31,994
aren't you confusing
this bar with the one
404
00:18:31,994 --> 00:18:34,496
where everyone isn't
repulsed by your presence?
405
00:18:37,883 --> 00:18:39,885
Oh, Frasier, please
tell me where Sam is.
406
00:18:39,885 --> 00:18:41,386
I have to talk with him.
407
00:18:41,386 --> 00:18:45,390
Diane... in light of your
disposal of him last night,
408
00:18:45,390 --> 00:18:48,393
I think it's better that
he be left alone right now.
409
00:18:48,393 --> 00:18:50,395
That poor man.
410
00:18:50,395 --> 00:18:52,397
Can you imagine how he must feel?
411
00:18:52,397 --> 00:18:54,900
Gee, I'll try.
412
00:19:02,407 --> 00:19:04,910
Of course. I'm sorry.
413
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,912
It's just that I'm so distraught.
414
00:19:06,912 --> 00:19:08,914
I fear I've made a terrible mistake.
415
00:19:08,914 --> 00:19:11,917
Sam's instincts were superior to my own.
416
00:19:11,917 --> 00:19:13,418
He was right, and I was wrong.
417
00:19:13,418 --> 00:19:14,786
I should've said yes.
418
00:19:14,786 --> 00:19:16,255
You're running back to him?
419
00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,006
If he'll have me. I...
420
00:19:18,006 --> 00:19:23,846
Oh... my neck is so stiff
from that water last night.
421
00:19:23,846 --> 00:19:26,348
Would you give me one
of your special massages?
422
00:19:26,348 --> 00:19:28,350
Please? Please, please, please?
423
00:19:28,350 --> 00:19:29,852
Certainly. Thank you.
424
00:19:32,855 --> 00:19:36,859
I was such a fool out
in that boat last night.
425
00:19:36,859 --> 00:19:38,360
(sighs)
426
00:19:38,360 --> 00:19:39,361
When I told him no,
427
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:42,364
I was listening to my
head and not my heart.
428
00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:44,366
I should've known.
429
00:19:44,366 --> 00:19:48,370
Sam and I are inevitable.
430
00:19:49,371 --> 00:19:52,374
Why fight it?
431
00:19:52,374 --> 00:19:54,376
Why fight it?
432
00:19:55,377 --> 00:19:58,380
Why fight it?
433
00:19:58,380 --> 00:19:59,882
Frasier...
434
00:20:01,800 --> 00:20:02,801
You don't mind me talking to you
435
00:20:03,302 --> 00:20:04,300
about this, do you?
436
00:20:04,303 --> 00:20:05,804
No, no, no, no.
437
00:20:05,804 --> 00:20:07,306
Uh, I'm happy for you. Feels better.
438
00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:08,807
Thank you. Good, good.
439
00:20:08,807 --> 00:20:10,309
No, I'm-I'm really happy for you.
440
00:20:10,309 --> 00:20:12,811
Uh, Diane, I think it's
wise to go to him now.
441
00:20:12,811 --> 00:20:13,812
Yes. Uh, right-right now.
442
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:16,815
Yes, yes, right... Where is he?
443
00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:18,317
Oh, uh...
444
00:20:18,317 --> 00:20:20,819
(laughing): He, uh,
he, uh, took the boat
445
00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:23,689
to Marblehead. Oh, thank you, Frasier.
446
00:20:23,689 --> 00:20:27,943
I'll wait till tonight
and motor out to the boat.
447
00:20:27,943 --> 00:20:29,444
Yes. Oh, this is perfect.
448
00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:31,947
Sam will already be asleep,
and I'll slip into bed
449
00:20:31,947 --> 00:20:34,449
beside him and give him
the surprise of his life.
450
00:20:34,449 --> 00:20:35,367
Eh, uh, Diane?
451
00:20:35,367 --> 00:20:37,252
Sam's nose is, uh, pushed
452
00:20:37,252 --> 00:20:39,538
out of joint, and I think
you better let him cool down.
453
00:20:39,538 --> 00:20:42,507
Oh, don't be silly. He proposed.
454
00:20:42,507 --> 00:20:46,511
You can't turn off
emotions like a spigot.
455
00:20:47,012 --> 00:20:48,513
Besides, making up has always been
456
00:20:49,014 --> 00:20:51,016
the cornerstone of our relationship.
457
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,517
You know, that's...
458
00:20:52,517 --> 00:20:54,970
that's what I always loved
about the two of you, Diane.
459
00:20:54,970 --> 00:20:56,972
That's-that's beautiful, really.
460
00:20:56,972 --> 00:20:58,724
You and Sam are magic.
461
00:20:58,724 --> 00:21:01,059
I should've killed her
while I had the chance.
462
00:21:08,650 --> 00:21:09,651
Hey, everybody.
463
00:21:09,651 --> 00:21:11,653
Sam!
464
00:21:11,653 --> 00:21:13,155
Thought you were on the high seas.
465
00:21:13,155 --> 00:21:14,656
Yeah, well, I changed my mind.
466
00:21:14,656 --> 00:21:16,658
I decided the best way
to forget about Diane
467
00:21:17,159 --> 00:21:19,161
was to start dating some babes
468
00:21:19,161 --> 00:21:23,165
long on legs and short on syllables.
469
00:21:23,165 --> 00:21:25,167
Sounds like a good plan, too.
470
00:21:25,167 --> 00:21:27,169
Besides, I ran into
an old friend of mine,
471
00:21:27,669 --> 00:21:29,171
Monsignor Demarest.
472
00:21:29,671 --> 00:21:30,672
He needed to relax a little bit,
473
00:21:30,672 --> 00:21:32,674
so I sent him out to
Marblehead on the boat.
474
00:21:32,674 --> 00:21:34,676
Oh, my God!
475
00:21:34,676 --> 00:21:36,178
What?
476
00:21:37,179 --> 00:21:39,097
Nothing.
477
00:21:42,017 --> 00:21:43,068
Nothing.
478
00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:45,070
Oh.
479
00:21:48,573 --> 00:21:49,941
(engine shuts off)
480
00:21:49,941 --> 00:21:52,911
Thanks for the lift.
481
00:21:55,414 --> 00:21:57,916
(engine starts)
482
00:22:09,845 --> 00:22:13,348
(Diane and man screaming)
483
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,912
Yes!
484
00:22:27,746 --> 00:22:29,631
Yes, what?
485
00:22:29,631 --> 00:22:32,551
Yes, I will marry you.
486
00:22:32,551 --> 00:22:35,554
Oh, oh, I see what's happening here.
487
00:22:35,554 --> 00:22:37,556
You-you're still under the assumption
488
00:22:37,556 --> 00:22:39,057
that that offer is still valid.
489
00:22:39,057 --> 00:22:40,058
No, no, no, no.
490
00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:43,061
The-the statute of limitations
on that proposal ran out
491
00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,931
the second your feet hit the water.
492
00:22:46,732 --> 00:22:50,235
In that case, may I
suggest you propose again?
493
00:22:50,235 --> 00:22:54,606
I assure you this time, I
will accept your proposal.
494
00:22:54,606 --> 00:22:57,909
Fine. I propose that you step
in front of a speeding bus.
495
00:22:57,909 --> 00:23:00,078
(all laughing)
496
00:23:00,078 --> 00:23:01,663
You know, and I...
497
00:23:01,663 --> 00:23:04,499
from now on, I'm
dedicating myself to life,
498
00:23:04,499 --> 00:23:06,001
liberty and the pursuit of every woman
499
00:23:06,001 --> 00:23:08,003
in Boston except that one,
500
00:23:08,003 --> 00:23:09,337
so, to celebrate,
501
00:23:09,337 --> 00:23:11,289
drinks are on the house.
Come on, everybody!
502
00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,792
(all cheering)
503
00:23:15,794 --> 00:23:17,295
Wh-What do you think you're doing?
504
00:23:17,295 --> 00:23:18,680
I'm going to work.
505
00:23:18,680 --> 00:23:21,183
I'll probably stop working
when we get married,
506
00:23:21,183 --> 00:23:23,185
but I need a little
money for my trousseau.
507
00:23:23,185 --> 00:23:26,438
Who knows when the first
little Malone will come along?
508
00:23:26,438 --> 00:23:29,274
Yeah, how do I say this clearly
enough to register with you?
509
00:23:29,274 --> 00:23:31,777
I'm buying everybody a drink
in this bar to seal the fact
510
00:23:31,777 --> 00:23:34,780
that you and I are through forever.
511
00:23:34,780 --> 00:23:37,282
Oh, come on, Sam, come on.
512
00:23:37,282 --> 00:23:39,785
Nobody believes that.
513
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:42,788
Well, go ahead. Ask them.
514
00:23:42,788 --> 00:23:44,623
Yeah, all right, I will.
515
00:23:44,623 --> 00:23:46,458
Hey, turn around here
for a minute, guys.
516
00:23:46,458 --> 00:23:48,326
Now, after everything I just said,
517
00:23:48,326 --> 00:23:50,162
do you think that Diane and I
518
00:23:50,162 --> 00:23:53,415
will ever get back together again?
519
00:23:55,250 --> 00:23:58,253
Could I have my drink before I answer?
520
00:23:59,305 --> 00:24:05,780
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