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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 2 00:01:28,255 --> 00:01:30,079 I've always wondered if you hit a mime, 3 00:01:30,279 --> 00:01:31,335 does he make a sound? 4 00:01:39,963 --> 00:01:41,673 Well, now you know. 5 00:01:50,880 --> 00:01:52,840 I lost my teeth. 6 00:01:53,380 --> 00:01:54,550 What is he saying? 7 00:01:54,755 --> 00:01:56,955 I don't know, something about "teesh"? 8 00:01:58,505 --> 00:02:00,125 Oh, he lost his teeth. 9 00:02:01,130 --> 00:02:02,210 Terry. 10 00:02:03,880 --> 00:02:06,380 Hey! You sons of bitches ain't going anywhere! 11 00:02:06,463 --> 00:02:09,343 I saw the whole damn thing. I'm calling the police. 12 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:11,588 We are the police. 13 00:03:08,130 --> 00:03:10,034 "All oppression creates a state of war." 14 00:03:10,234 --> 00:03:11,210 Simone de Beauvoir. 15 00:03:11,296 --> 00:03:13,296 No, it's Pierre-Joseph Proudhon, the father of anarchism. 16 00:03:13,380 --> 00:03:15,710 It's not Simone de Beauvoir, the feminist existentialist. 17 00:03:15,796 --> 00:03:17,706 - I bet you 50 bucks. - I'll take that bet. 18 00:03:19,296 --> 00:03:21,456 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - How's it hanging, César? 19 00:03:30,546 --> 00:03:31,836 Little early in the day, Terry. 20 00:03:31,921 --> 00:03:34,051 - It's midnight in Tokyo. - Mmm. 21 00:03:35,380 --> 00:03:37,630 - Hey, Uncle Terry. - Hey, Lil' Bob. 22 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:38,960 Where's my Xbox? 23 00:03:39,171 --> 00:03:40,800 How the fuck should I know? 24 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,710 Oh, you know what? It's up my ass. Do you wanna go see it? 25 00:03:42,796 --> 00:03:44,296 It's in the den. 26 00:03:45,088 --> 00:03:46,668 I hit your car, Bob. 27 00:03:47,088 --> 00:03:48,918 - Again? - Yeah. 28 00:03:49,005 --> 00:03:50,375 Is it bad? 29 00:03:52,005 --> 00:03:53,085 We should take my car. 30 00:03:54,630 --> 00:03:55,758 You had a nice swim, honey? 31 00:03:55,838 --> 00:03:56,918 My eyes hurt. 32 00:03:57,005 --> 00:04:00,125 I told you, Bob. You put too much chlorine in that pool. 33 00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:02,463 No, no, no. I followed those instructions to a T. 34 00:04:02,546 --> 00:04:03,586 He's been up to something. 35 00:04:03,671 --> 00:04:05,091 - No, I haven't. - "No, I haven't." 36 00:04:05,171 --> 00:04:07,841 All little innocent Little Lord fucking Fauntleroy over here. 37 00:04:07,921 --> 00:04:10,091 - Stop it. - I've been itching all weekend. 38 00:04:10,171 --> 00:04:11,261 I'm trying to digest over here. 39 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:12,710 When was the last time you had sex? 40 00:04:13,963 --> 00:04:15,050 Thursday. 41 00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:16,590 And when did you start itching? 42 00:04:16,671 --> 00:04:18,711 Saturday, in late afternoon, early evening. 43 00:04:19,796 --> 00:04:20,876 It's thrush. 44 00:04:22,171 --> 00:04:23,261 What's thrush? 45 00:04:23,671 --> 00:04:25,758 - I wore a condom. - It don't matter. 46 00:04:25,838 --> 00:04:27,508 - What do I do about it? - You go to a drugstore. 47 00:04:27,588 --> 00:04:30,008 They'll give you some cream or something. You'll be fine. 48 00:04:30,088 --> 00:04:31,708 What's thrush, Pop? 49 00:04:31,796 --> 00:04:33,796 Thrush is a small to medium-sized songbird. 50 00:04:33,880 --> 00:04:34,960 Now, get the fuck out of here. 51 00:04:37,171 --> 00:04:41,171 Can you guys not discuss his genital complaints while I'm trying to eat? 52 00:04:41,255 --> 00:04:42,375 Is that too much to ask for? 53 00:04:43,005 --> 00:04:44,505 This looks like dick and balls now. 54 00:04:46,463 --> 00:04:48,263 - See you later, Dolores. - See you later, Terry. 55 00:04:48,963 --> 00:04:50,091 He's fucking broke it, Mom. 56 00:04:50,171 --> 00:04:52,461 No! Oh, you know what? 57 00:04:52,546 --> 00:04:54,046 - It is broken. - Mom! 58 00:04:57,088 --> 00:04:58,258 Don't litter, man. 59 00:04:58,338 --> 00:04:59,273 You're gonna make me look bad in front 60 00:04:59,473 --> 00:05:00,458 of all of my fucking white neighbours. 61 00:05:01,213 --> 00:05:03,093 Let's go fuck some scumbags. 62 00:05:15,630 --> 00:05:16,800 What are they doing now? 63 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,460 Looking at the exhibits. What the fuck do you think they're doing? 64 00:05:20,421 --> 00:05:22,711 - This is a waste of time. - No, it's not. 65 00:05:22,796 --> 00:05:23,956 What do you think the Webb brothers 66 00:05:24,156 --> 00:05:25,416 are doing in a fucking balloon museum? 67 00:05:25,505 --> 00:05:27,955 You think they're researching the history of aeronautics? No. 68 00:05:28,255 --> 00:05:30,835 Look at this guy point. You're not fooling anybody, buddy. 69 00:05:31,296 --> 00:05:32,796 You think they're gonna heist the place? 70 00:05:33,505 --> 00:05:36,545 Well, it's popular with the yokels, but I reckon it's just a meet. 71 00:05:36,713 --> 00:05:39,508 - Oh. Hold it right there. Yeah. - Here? Here? Right here? 72 00:05:39,588 --> 00:05:40,758 The light is perfect. 73 00:05:40,963 --> 00:05:43,513 - Like this? - Yeah, that's really nice. 74 00:05:44,671 --> 00:05:47,591 That's Jim Harris and his fucking yo-yo. 75 00:05:49,505 --> 00:05:51,125 Thought he was inside. 76 00:05:51,213 --> 00:05:53,423 He broke out of Riker's Island two months ago. 77 00:05:53,671 --> 00:05:54,921 Who's the other guy with the kid? 78 00:05:55,005 --> 00:05:57,795 No idea. What kind of bum brings his kid to a meet, though? 79 00:05:57,880 --> 00:05:59,550 - Eyes here. Eyes here. - I don't even see you. 80 00:05:59,630 --> 00:06:01,050 Why am I looking there? 81 00:06:01,463 --> 00:06:02,513 There we go. 82 00:06:04,171 --> 00:06:05,258 - Oh. - Look. 83 00:06:05,338 --> 00:06:07,168 Yo-yos were once, um, 84 00:06:07,255 --> 00:06:08,795 - outlawed in Damascus. - Huh! 85 00:06:08,880 --> 00:06:10,670 It was believed that they were causing a drought. 86 00:06:12,630 --> 00:06:14,880 Look at all those fucking assholes working. 87 00:06:17,296 --> 00:06:18,756 Suckers! 88 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:21,300 Welcome back, boys! 89 00:06:21,380 --> 00:06:23,460 How did we enjoy our sabbatical? 90 00:06:23,546 --> 00:06:25,126 It was very pleasant, it was very relaxing. 91 00:06:25,213 --> 00:06:26,423 I masturbated a lot. 92 00:06:26,505 --> 00:06:28,255 "Enforced sabbatical", I should have said. 93 00:06:28,588 --> 00:06:29,798 What's a "sabbatical"? 94 00:06:30,588 --> 00:06:32,208 Okay. 95 00:06:32,296 --> 00:06:34,336 So Laurel and Hardy here, huh? 96 00:06:34,421 --> 00:06:35,758 Tweedledum and Tweedledee. 97 00:06:35,838 --> 00:06:38,588 Siegfried and Roy, Sacco and Vanzetti, Abelard and Elouise. 98 00:06:38,671 --> 00:06:39,758 Is this a quiz? 99 00:06:39,838 --> 00:06:41,088 No, it's not a quiz. 100 00:06:41,713 --> 00:06:44,341 This is your last chance. 101 00:06:44,421 --> 00:06:45,671 OK? 102 00:06:45,755 --> 00:06:46,915 This is it. 103 00:06:47,005 --> 00:06:49,165 There'll be no more suspensions from duty. 104 00:06:49,255 --> 00:06:50,295 That's great! 105 00:06:50,380 --> 00:06:52,460 You will be out on your asses next time. 106 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:53,586 Oh, that's not great. 107 00:06:53,671 --> 00:06:55,091 You'd be out on your asses already, frankly, 108 00:06:55,171 --> 00:06:56,500 if the powers that be could prove some 109 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:57,921 of the rumours I've been hearing. 110 00:06:58,005 --> 00:06:59,665 Yeah, but you know what they say about rumours, though. 111 00:06:59,755 --> 00:07:01,205 Rumours are the mothers of invention. 112 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:03,166 No, necessity's the mother of invention. 113 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,335 What are rumours, then? 114 00:07:04,421 --> 00:07:06,211 - Rumours are... - Silencio! 115 00:07:06,880 --> 00:07:10,210 Assaulting a fellow officer, that's one thing. 116 00:07:10,296 --> 00:07:13,506 Bribery and corruption charges against you and that's it, 117 00:07:13,588 --> 00:07:14,668 that's goodnight, Irene. 118 00:07:14,755 --> 00:07:16,335 We were provoked, man. 119 00:07:16,421 --> 00:07:18,211 - Bob was provoked! - Same thing. 120 00:07:18,838 --> 00:07:20,298 Look, fellas. 121 00:07:20,380 --> 00:07:24,300 I agree with you about the race issue. OK? 122 00:07:24,380 --> 00:07:26,670 I'm married to a chink myself, for Christ's sake. 123 00:07:26,755 --> 00:07:27,835 I got chink kids. 124 00:07:28,255 --> 00:07:29,665 Look at their faces. 125 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,960 - Wow. - Those are good-looking boys. 126 00:07:32,505 --> 00:07:34,665 I know how you felt, Bob, believe me. 127 00:07:34,755 --> 00:07:37,955 But still, that's no excuse for assaulting a fellow officer. 128 00:07:38,046 --> 00:07:39,626 Doesn't matter what they say. 129 00:07:39,713 --> 00:07:42,713 He called me a wetback! He knows damn well I was born here! 130 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,706 He's a big, fat, racist pig is what he is! 131 00:07:44,796 --> 00:07:48,046 Yes! He's a big, fat, racist pig. Granted. 132 00:07:48,130 --> 00:07:50,210 No argument there, guys. 133 00:07:50,296 --> 00:07:51,506 But look around. 134 00:07:51,588 --> 00:07:53,958 This is the police department. 135 00:07:54,046 --> 00:07:56,706 We're surrounded by big, fat, racist pigs. 136 00:07:56,796 --> 00:07:59,256 So work with me here, OK? 137 00:07:59,463 --> 00:08:01,673 Now, what have we learned here? 138 00:08:02,005 --> 00:08:04,005 Don't assault a fellow officer, 139 00:08:04,546 --> 00:08:06,706 even if... even if he is a racist pig. 140 00:08:06,963 --> 00:08:08,673 Yes. And? 141 00:08:09,046 --> 00:08:10,626 - Something about rumours. - Rumours. 142 00:08:10,713 --> 00:08:12,050 No. 143 00:08:12,130 --> 00:08:13,630 Chinese kids? 144 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,590 - No. - Oh, oh, oh. 145 00:08:16,671 --> 00:08:18,091 Bribery and corruption. 146 00:08:18,171 --> 00:08:20,550 Yes, bribery and corruption! 147 00:08:20,630 --> 00:08:22,090 What about bribery and corruption? 148 00:08:22,171 --> 00:08:23,921 Oh, there's a part two. 149 00:08:24,005 --> 00:08:25,255 Uh... 150 00:08:25,963 --> 00:08:27,383 Don't get involved with it? 151 00:08:27,463 --> 00:08:30,300 Don't get involved with it in any way, shape or form. 152 00:08:30,380 --> 00:08:31,758 Bribery and corruption, bad! 153 00:08:31,838 --> 00:08:33,758 Excellent! 154 00:08:33,838 --> 00:08:36,668 Progress has been made! 155 00:08:36,755 --> 00:08:38,795 Exeunt stage left. 156 00:08:46,755 --> 00:08:49,545 Hey, who's that asshole used to pal around with Harris? 157 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,460 Negro gentleman, got pinched for the toasters. 158 00:08:51,546 --> 00:08:52,626 Reggie Hayes. 159 00:08:52,713 --> 00:08:53,923 Reggie Hayes. 160 00:08:55,338 --> 00:08:58,418 He, uh, changed it, though, didn't he? Changed his name. 161 00:08:58,630 --> 00:09:01,170 Joined the Nation of Islam. Reggie X. 162 00:09:03,463 --> 00:09:04,763 Reggie X! 163 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,256 Fuckin'... 164 00:09:07,671 --> 00:09:08,881 Who's this? 165 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:13,210 - Glen Campbell. - Great song. 166 00:09:13,296 --> 00:09:14,586 Masterpiece. 167 00:09:18,921 --> 00:09:20,131 Do you see him? 168 00:09:21,296 --> 00:09:23,626 Probably skulking somewhere. 169 00:09:23,713 --> 00:09:25,963 That's what these criminal types do. 170 00:09:26,046 --> 00:09:27,126 Skulk. 171 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:28,958 Oh, there he is. 172 00:09:29,213 --> 00:09:30,513 Reggie! 173 00:09:31,088 --> 00:09:32,338 As salaam alaikum. 174 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:35,881 Doesn't seem very pleased to see us, Terry. 175 00:09:36,546 --> 00:09:37,756 What's the craic, lads? 176 00:09:38,338 --> 00:09:41,208 You know how to read, don't you, you Mick bastard? 177 00:09:42,005 --> 00:09:43,335 Or would that be too much to ask? 178 00:09:43,421 --> 00:09:46,050 I'm actually dyslexic. All right? 179 00:09:46,130 --> 00:09:49,420 And I find that statement to be highly discriminatory. 180 00:09:49,505 --> 00:09:50,705 Are you an actor? 181 00:09:51,338 --> 00:09:53,458 Because they all seem to be dyslexic nowadays. 182 00:09:53,546 --> 00:09:54,666 It used to be called stupidity. 183 00:09:55,588 --> 00:09:57,298 You know these fucking pricks, do you? 184 00:10:02,338 --> 00:10:03,458 You shouldn't have done that. 185 00:10:03,546 --> 00:10:05,836 Well, what's he gonna do? Tell his momma? 186 00:10:06,213 --> 00:10:07,463 God! 187 00:10:08,463 --> 00:10:10,303 What the fuck? I ain't done shit! 188 00:10:10,796 --> 00:10:12,296 Oh, what's that, Terry? 189 00:10:12,630 --> 00:10:14,210 It sure ain't origami, Bob. 190 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:15,550 You gotta be kidding me. 191 00:10:15,713 --> 00:10:18,156 I suspect it may well be what the authorities 192 00:10:18,356 --> 00:10:20,300 would call a controlled substance. 193 00:10:20,380 --> 00:10:21,460 No! 194 00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:28,418 Mmm. 195 00:10:28,505 --> 00:10:29,625 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 196 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,173 That is most definitely a controlled substance. 197 00:10:31,255 --> 00:10:33,045 And you say you found this on the defendant's person, Detective? 198 00:10:33,130 --> 00:10:33,811 Is that correct? 199 00:10:34,011 --> 00:10:35,840 It was hidden in his anus, Your Honour. 200 00:10:35,921 --> 00:10:38,461 Oh, you dirty motherfucker! You dirty motherfucker! 201 00:10:38,546 --> 00:10:39,916 You're a dealer now, Reggie. 202 00:10:40,380 --> 00:10:41,920 You two are fucked up. 203 00:10:45,505 --> 00:10:46,665 You still running around with Jimmy Harris? 204 00:10:46,755 --> 00:10:47,693 Not since back in the day, 205 00:10:47,893 --> 00:10:49,335 before the motherfucker moved up a gear. 206 00:10:49,421 --> 00:10:50,356 I guess some people's ambitions 207 00:10:50,556 --> 00:10:51,671 go beyond selling toasters, you know? 208 00:10:51,755 --> 00:10:54,085 OK, you know what? You don't even know the whole level I'm on. 209 00:10:54,171 --> 00:10:56,171 These were designer fucking stolen toasters, man. 210 00:10:56,255 --> 00:10:57,661 Yes, yes! This big fucking shit, man. 211 00:10:57,861 --> 00:10:58,915 Philippe Starck, Moschino. 212 00:10:59,005 --> 00:11:00,625 - Fancy shit? - Yeah, fancy fucking shit. 213 00:11:00,713 --> 00:11:02,173 - Okay. - Yeah, Moschino shit, man. 214 00:11:02,255 --> 00:11:03,545 Moschino don't make fucking toasters! 215 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:05,008 But you're friends with him, right? 216 00:11:05,088 --> 00:11:06,338 We knew each other, we're acquaintances. 217 00:11:06,421 --> 00:11:08,130 Oh, OK. Well, have you heard that this 218 00:11:08,330 --> 00:11:10,131 acquaintance of yours is back in town? 219 00:11:10,213 --> 00:11:11,591 - I heard. - You did? OK. 220 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:13,091 So, we've been surveilling the Webb brothers. 221 00:11:13,171 --> 00:11:14,211 Do you know about the Webb brothers? 222 00:11:14,296 --> 00:11:15,916 - Everybody knows the Webb brothers. - OK. Good, good, good. 223 00:11:16,005 --> 00:11:18,125 Progress already. We're making progress. 224 00:11:18,213 --> 00:11:19,841 OK, so, they're up to something. 225 00:11:19,921 --> 00:11:23,091 You know, like something nefarious. I mean, so our informants tell us. 226 00:11:23,171 --> 00:11:25,131 And where would we be without our informants, Terry? 227 00:11:25,213 --> 00:11:26,800 - Fucking nowhere. - Fucking no where's right, dude! 228 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,260 Fucking nowhere, dude! 229 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,671 So Jimmy Harris and the Webbs are, you know, hooked up. 230 00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:33,880 Ergo... 231 00:11:35,463 --> 00:11:36,923 - Ergo... - Ergo what, motherfucker? 232 00:11:37,005 --> 00:11:39,205 - Ergo. - Ergo what? What the fuck is that? 233 00:11:40,213 --> 00:11:41,841 They're planning a fucking robbery. 234 00:11:41,921 --> 00:11:42,961 Bingo! 235 00:11:44,796 --> 00:11:46,256 Keep it down. Keep it down... 236 00:11:47,296 --> 00:11:49,456 And we're gonna fuck 'em up and you're gonna help us. 237 00:11:49,546 --> 00:11:51,206 What the fuck? 238 00:11:51,296 --> 00:11:52,376 Shit! 239 00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,711 Cops. 240 00:11:54,796 --> 00:11:56,626 Oh, shit! Hey, we are the cops! 241 00:11:56,713 --> 00:11:58,713 Motherfuckers! 242 00:11:58,796 --> 00:12:00,796 For a second, I forgot! 243 00:12:01,380 --> 00:12:03,090 You see how I got all like, "Fuck!" 244 00:12:03,171 --> 00:12:05,761 I know, but I was there, too. I was like, "Where, where?" 245 00:12:05,963 --> 00:12:07,139 If I don't help you, what, 246 00:12:07,339 --> 00:12:09,013 are you gonna bust me for possession? 247 00:12:10,088 --> 00:12:11,588 Educated man, Terry! This is... 248 00:12:11,671 --> 00:12:14,881 Fuck! This is good coke. 249 00:12:14,963 --> 00:12:17,008 There's a shitload more where that came from. 250 00:12:17,088 --> 00:12:18,378 Where did you guys get this? 251 00:12:18,463 --> 00:12:20,173 We fucked over a mime. 252 00:12:21,130 --> 00:12:24,090 They're off and running! 253 00:12:42,130 --> 00:12:43,420 Oh, Your Lordship. 254 00:12:58,755 --> 00:13:00,165 She's a three-year-old. 255 00:13:01,088 --> 00:13:02,798 Lovely little filly. 256 00:13:02,880 --> 00:13:04,008 What's she like in the saddle? 257 00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:06,458 I haven't ridden her yet. She's, uh... 258 00:13:06,546 --> 00:13:08,006 She's a little... 259 00:13:08,463 --> 00:13:10,763 Excuse me. One of my trainers. 260 00:13:11,505 --> 00:13:14,625 Do keep me informed of any further development, won't you? 261 00:13:15,213 --> 00:13:16,303 Of course. 262 00:13:19,713 --> 00:13:21,713 You know, I hate champagne. 263 00:13:22,755 --> 00:13:23,795 Why do I drink it, then? 264 00:13:25,213 --> 00:13:27,763 One of those unresolved mysteries of life. 265 00:13:31,171 --> 00:13:33,800 How's my crew? Or, how are my crew? 266 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,670 Whichever is grammatically correct. 267 00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:37,165 Well, sir, 268 00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:39,755 the Webbs, um, are just checked in. 269 00:13:40,296 --> 00:13:41,376 Mmm-hmm. 270 00:13:41,463 --> 00:13:43,050 - Mmm-hmm. - And the other thing? 271 00:13:43,130 --> 00:13:44,258 The other thing. 272 00:13:44,338 --> 00:13:47,878 As you can guess, I imagine, Reynard wants more money. 273 00:13:49,130 --> 00:13:50,340 Of course he does. 274 00:13:50,421 --> 00:13:52,164 What do you want me to do about him? 275 00:13:52,364 --> 00:13:52,961 Well... 276 00:13:56,296 --> 00:13:57,836 I want you to pay him. 277 00:13:58,838 --> 00:14:00,048 We'll get the money back. 278 00:14:00,255 --> 00:14:03,665 I'm afraid I'll end up in jail first. 279 00:14:03,755 --> 00:14:04,795 Oh, Russell. 280 00:14:06,130 --> 00:14:07,550 Jail's not too bad. 281 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,920 You know what the worst thing about jail is? 282 00:14:10,005 --> 00:14:11,585 No, Your Lordship, I do not. 283 00:14:11,671 --> 00:14:13,381 The violent anal sex. 284 00:14:14,963 --> 00:14:17,843 But do you know what the best thing about jail is, Russell? 285 00:14:19,296 --> 00:14:22,456 The violent anal sex? 286 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,920 You know, you're pretty quick for an American. 287 00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,395 Jimmy used to go out with this dancer, 288 00:14:40,595 --> 00:14:41,630 Jacqueline Hollis. 289 00:14:41,713 --> 00:14:44,008 Rumour is he's shacked up with her. 290 00:14:44,088 --> 00:14:45,458 You have an address? 291 00:14:45,546 --> 00:14:51,336 No, but I do know she works at the, uh, this club, Knockouts. Yeah. 292 00:14:51,421 --> 00:14:53,921 Of course, that means you two will actually have to do, you know, 293 00:14:54,005 --> 00:14:55,045 "Police work". 294 00:14:55,213 --> 00:14:56,963 Now, don't be getting obstreperous with me, motherfucker. 295 00:14:57,046 --> 00:14:58,416 I'll knock your ass into Indochina. 296 00:14:58,921 --> 00:15:00,341 Here we go. 297 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:02,131 What the fuck is that? 298 00:15:02,213 --> 00:15:03,843 Cocksucking Cowboys. 299 00:15:04,880 --> 00:15:07,420 Bollocks are still sore and I didn't do anything to you. 300 00:15:07,505 --> 00:15:10,125 Well, the world's full of injustice, pal. 301 00:15:10,213 --> 00:15:12,383 Call Amnesty International if you wanna do something about it. 302 00:15:13,130 --> 00:15:14,260 Salud. 303 00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:20,455 - Ah. - Ah! 304 00:15:20,546 --> 00:15:21,956 I thought you guys didn't drink. 305 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,915 - How do you mean? - Muslims. 306 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:26,300 I'm a Five Percenter. 307 00:15:26,546 --> 00:15:27,626 Mmm, OK. 308 00:15:27,713 --> 00:15:29,093 Do you know what the fuck that means? 309 00:15:29,255 --> 00:15:30,875 I know what that means. 310 00:15:31,046 --> 00:15:32,666 Do you know this other douchebag? 311 00:15:32,755 --> 00:15:34,125 What am I, Huggy Bear now? 312 00:15:34,213 --> 00:15:35,713 Huggy Bear. 313 00:15:36,713 --> 00:15:37,803 Mmm. 314 00:15:38,255 --> 00:15:40,165 Those fellas in the car 315 00:15:40,255 --> 00:15:42,165 with the white stripe. 316 00:15:43,130 --> 00:15:45,260 Who took these? A fucking epileptic? 317 00:15:45,838 --> 00:15:47,128 No, Robert Mapplethorpe over here. 318 00:15:47,213 --> 00:15:48,963 A little something was wrong with the, uh... 319 00:15:49,046 --> 00:15:50,086 With the thing? 320 00:15:50,171 --> 00:15:51,258 Yeah, with the thing. 321 00:15:51,338 --> 00:15:53,668 Oh, yeah, the thing can be tricky. 322 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:55,505 Hey, motherfucker, I could bust you right now for... 323 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,878 Hey! I got multiple sclerosis, OK? 324 00:15:57,963 --> 00:15:59,343 It helps to relieve the symptoms. 325 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:01,916 You're dyslexic and you have multiple sclerosis? 326 00:16:02,005 --> 00:16:03,045 Mmm. 327 00:16:03,421 --> 00:16:05,550 Yeah, I've had a lot of hard luck in my life. 328 00:16:05,630 --> 00:16:07,420 You can't even spell sclerosis. 329 00:16:07,588 --> 00:16:09,208 S-C-L-E... 330 00:16:09,296 --> 00:16:10,336 Oh, fuck. 331 00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:12,458 Look, I don't know. 332 00:16:13,463 --> 00:16:15,591 Hey, it's Reynard. Clifford Reynard. 333 00:16:15,671 --> 00:16:17,758 I used to steal cars with him. 334 00:16:17,838 --> 00:16:20,168 I mean, I think he's a driver now. 335 00:16:20,255 --> 00:16:22,295 Well, he's a fucking prick, anyways. 336 00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:24,835 Hey. 337 00:16:25,546 --> 00:16:27,756 I claim my prize. 338 00:16:30,005 --> 00:16:31,755 Thank you. 339 00:16:37,421 --> 00:16:38,591 That's amazing. 340 00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:40,921 The flexibility. 341 00:16:54,296 --> 00:16:56,296 You should have seen her when she was 15. 342 00:16:57,796 --> 00:16:59,206 You guys looking for me? 343 00:16:59,296 --> 00:17:02,756 Well, if you're the manager of this shithole, then yes, we are. 344 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:08,590 I'm Detective Bolaño. Detective Monroe. 345 00:17:08,671 --> 00:17:09,921 You are... 346 00:17:10,005 --> 00:17:11,335 Russell Birdwell. 347 00:17:12,630 --> 00:17:13,760 What's the problem? 348 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,550 We're looking for the address of one of your dancers. Jacqueline Hollis? 349 00:17:17,296 --> 00:17:18,506 Jackie Hollis? 350 00:17:18,588 --> 00:17:19,878 Jackie Hollis, whatever. 351 00:17:19,963 --> 00:17:22,423 She doesn't work for me any more, she quit. 352 00:17:22,505 --> 00:17:25,545 Yeah, I didn't ask you if she's currently employed here. 353 00:17:25,630 --> 00:17:27,380 I asked you for her address. 354 00:17:27,463 --> 00:17:29,213 She in some kind of trouble? 355 00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,295 Just give us her fucking address. 356 00:17:32,838 --> 00:17:34,798 You guys are adorable. 357 00:17:36,380 --> 00:17:37,880 Where are you guys from? What precinct? 358 00:17:39,005 --> 00:17:40,915 We're from hell, baby. 359 00:17:45,421 --> 00:17:46,859 You know, the, uh, guy that discovered 360 00:17:47,059 --> 00:17:48,341 Uranus wanted to call it George. 361 00:17:50,005 --> 00:17:52,005 This is the planet George. 362 00:17:52,755 --> 00:17:53,795 Come on, Harris. 363 00:17:55,005 --> 00:17:56,165 Oh! 364 00:18:02,046 --> 00:18:03,586 - What? - Oh, hey, darling. 365 00:18:03,671 --> 00:18:05,711 Tell Jimmy Harry wants to see him. 366 00:18:06,838 --> 00:18:09,168 - Harry who? - Harry fucking Krishna! 367 00:18:09,255 --> 00:18:10,835 Get away from the door, ma'am. Get away from the door. 368 00:18:23,338 --> 00:18:26,548 Hey, it's Manny Pacquiao! 369 00:18:28,005 --> 00:18:29,705 Leave him alone. 370 00:18:30,588 --> 00:18:31,918 He's a Quaker. 371 00:18:32,213 --> 00:18:33,713 Does he have any guns stashed away anywhere? 372 00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:37,126 No, I told you, he's a Quaker. He abhors violence. 373 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:38,460 - He what? - What? 374 00:18:38,713 --> 00:18:40,713 He abhors violence. 375 00:18:43,046 --> 00:18:44,336 - He abhors! - Fucking pigs, man! 376 00:18:44,463 --> 00:18:45,553 Hey! 377 00:18:46,630 --> 00:18:47,920 That's not very nice. 378 00:18:48,005 --> 00:18:49,982 Hey, Jackie, can you put on some, uh, 379 00:18:50,182 --> 00:18:51,665 coffee for Mr Harris here? 380 00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,207 And you should probably have one. 381 00:18:53,407 --> 00:18:55,255 You want some doughnuts, too? Fuckers. 382 00:18:57,880 --> 00:18:59,510 Nice underwear, Jimmy. 383 00:19:00,171 --> 00:19:03,050 Ooh! Widescreen. 384 00:19:03,130 --> 00:19:04,260 Cool beans. 385 00:19:06,838 --> 00:19:07,918 You got any Glen Campbell? 386 00:19:08,005 --> 00:19:09,085 Who? 387 00:19:09,171 --> 00:19:10,671 You never heard of Glen Campbell? 388 00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,375 What's gonna happen to him? 389 00:19:16,921 --> 00:19:17,961 To Glen Campbell? 390 00:19:18,296 --> 00:19:19,456 To Jimmy. 391 00:19:19,546 --> 00:19:21,236 Guess they'll ship him back to Riker's 392 00:19:21,436 --> 00:19:23,126 with another nickel on his sentence. 393 00:19:24,005 --> 00:19:25,875 There's nothing you can do for him? 394 00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:28,840 Are you trying to bribe us, ma'am? 395 00:19:29,630 --> 00:19:30,670 No. 396 00:19:30,963 --> 00:19:32,463 Damn it! 397 00:19:33,671 --> 00:19:35,711 These fucking law-abiding citizens. 398 00:19:37,755 --> 00:19:38,835 Well, how much? 399 00:19:39,255 --> 00:19:40,335 How much you have in the house? 400 00:19:40,421 --> 00:19:43,050 Five. Two. Two Gs. 401 00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:44,800 How much you got in the fucking house? 402 00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:46,416 Five. 403 00:19:46,505 --> 00:19:48,165 Great! We'll take it. 404 00:19:48,296 --> 00:19:49,376 And then he's free to walk? 405 00:19:49,463 --> 00:19:50,707 If it's within his capabilities. 406 00:19:50,907 --> 00:19:52,423 And I'm taking that widescreen as well. 407 00:19:52,630 --> 00:19:53,710 You want something? 408 00:19:53,796 --> 00:19:55,126 No, I don't want anything. 409 00:19:58,463 --> 00:20:01,303 So, Jimmy-boy, why are you in town? 410 00:20:03,088 --> 00:20:05,508 You wouldn't happen to be planning a little caper, now, would you? 411 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:12,915 Do you have an Xbox, by any chance? 412 00:20:16,005 --> 00:20:18,165 I can't concentrate. What the fuck? 413 00:20:18,338 --> 00:20:19,418 They were there first. 414 00:20:19,588 --> 00:20:22,338 This is a Soderbergh movie. It requires focus. 415 00:20:22,630 --> 00:20:24,210 What's a Soderbergh? 416 00:20:24,296 --> 00:20:26,046 Steven Soderbergh is a Jewish-American auteur. 417 00:20:26,130 --> 00:20:27,210 He's Swedish. 418 00:20:27,296 --> 00:20:29,876 He's in jail now in Florida on a morals charge. 419 00:20:29,963 --> 00:20:32,050 Jennifer Lopez is in this movie. 420 00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,050 Takes her blouse off, but you can't really see her titties. 421 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:35,758 Why can't you see her titties? 422 00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:38,300 Because she's a serious fucking actor, that's why. 423 00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:40,630 She's not gonna get her cupcakes out for a fool like you. 424 00:20:41,963 --> 00:20:44,053 - César, go get it. - Go get it, you. 425 00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:46,045 He told you to get it! Mom! 426 00:20:46,130 --> 00:20:48,050 Stop whining and answer the door, OK? 427 00:20:52,213 --> 00:20:53,550 Why do you always pick on me? 428 00:20:53,630 --> 00:20:55,550 Because you're the youngest and most vulnerable, I guess. 429 00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:58,343 That quote is Simone de Beauvoir. 430 00:20:59,296 --> 00:21:01,336 If I could only find the damn thing. 431 00:21:01,963 --> 00:21:03,841 Mmm, 50 bucks coming my way. 432 00:21:03,921 --> 00:21:05,008 Don't pay her, Pop. 433 00:21:05,088 --> 00:21:06,418 - Hey. - Hey, hey, hey. 434 00:21:07,588 --> 00:21:09,338 This jackass says you wanted to see him. 435 00:21:09,421 --> 00:21:11,421 Don't call Reggie a jackass, that's rude. 436 00:21:11,588 --> 00:21:12,958 And factually inaccurate. 437 00:21:13,463 --> 00:21:15,133 He's more like a pathetic simpleton. 438 00:21:16,213 --> 00:21:17,843 Sit down, Reggie. 439 00:21:25,713 --> 00:21:26,800 So you found Jimmy? 440 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:28,130 In body, if not in spirit. 441 00:21:28,796 --> 00:21:30,756 Hey, I'm sorry for Terry making fun of your religion. 442 00:21:32,713 --> 00:21:34,553 I apologise on his behalf. 443 00:21:35,671 --> 00:21:37,211 Jennifer Lopez is in this. 444 00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,125 She takes her blouse off but you can't really see her titties. 445 00:21:39,338 --> 00:21:40,548 I know! 446 00:21:41,505 --> 00:21:43,295 No, stop, Your Lordship! 447 00:21:43,380 --> 00:21:44,670 Stop! 448 00:21:44,755 --> 00:21:45,795 Your father! 449 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,630 I don't give a damn about my father. 450 00:22:08,005 --> 00:22:09,755 Some cops showed up at the club tonight. 451 00:22:09,838 --> 00:22:12,508 Some bullshit about one of my dancers. 452 00:22:12,588 --> 00:22:14,008 Ex-dancer. 453 00:22:14,630 --> 00:22:17,340 Do you think it has anything to do with us? 454 00:22:17,421 --> 00:22:19,421 Maybe, maybe not. 455 00:22:20,880 --> 00:22:22,065 Want me to get in touch with the Webbs, 456 00:22:22,265 --> 00:22:23,170 tell them to cancel the gig? 457 00:22:23,255 --> 00:22:24,665 No. 458 00:22:24,755 --> 00:22:26,705 It's probably just a coincidence, but... 459 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,210 Get hold of the girl. See what their story is. 460 00:22:31,255 --> 00:22:33,835 Give them a warning, if necessary. 461 00:22:35,546 --> 00:22:38,256 So where's this grand finale you've been promising me, Russell? 462 00:22:38,838 --> 00:22:40,548 Chill out, maestro. 463 00:22:41,463 --> 00:22:43,133 It's on its way. 464 00:23:40,421 --> 00:23:41,841 A million dollars. 465 00:23:42,713 --> 00:23:44,513 Any questions, gentlemen? 466 00:23:45,630 --> 00:23:48,760 I'm not sure whether that's supreme self-confidence or idiocy. 467 00:23:49,755 --> 00:23:51,255 But whatever. 468 00:24:04,463 --> 00:24:05,763 Russell? 469 00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:08,205 Do you ever think that you're God 470 00:24:08,405 --> 00:24:10,213 and everything else is just an illusion? 471 00:24:12,088 --> 00:24:13,458 No. 472 00:24:27,588 --> 00:24:28,708 I love cheerleaders. 473 00:24:29,130 --> 00:24:30,380 Is this part of your act? 474 00:24:31,213 --> 00:24:34,053 I'm a majorette, moron. 475 00:24:34,421 --> 00:24:36,461 I love majorettes, too. 476 00:24:36,546 --> 00:24:37,916 I ain't prejudiced. 477 00:24:39,338 --> 00:24:40,508 What do you want? 478 00:24:41,088 --> 00:24:42,378 Brought you a new TV. 479 00:24:43,421 --> 00:24:44,921 Oh. 480 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,045 You have a conscience after all, huh? 481 00:24:49,588 --> 00:24:50,798 Do you want it or not? 482 00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:09,416 I am a lineman for the county... 483 00:25:11,755 --> 00:25:13,205 Weirdo. 484 00:25:13,380 --> 00:25:15,050 You're the weirdo. 485 00:25:15,671 --> 00:25:17,261 You're the weirdo. 486 00:25:19,130 --> 00:25:20,340 Who's this asshole? 487 00:25:21,671 --> 00:25:22,761 Ex-boyfriend. 488 00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:25,375 Looks like a douchebag. 489 00:25:25,463 --> 00:25:27,133 He was a really intelligent guy. 490 00:25:28,255 --> 00:25:31,545 He wrote a well-regarded monograph on André Breton. 491 00:25:32,505 --> 00:25:33,625 And he had a nice dick. 492 00:25:37,171 --> 00:25:38,711 And who's this? 493 00:25:38,796 --> 00:25:39,876 Ex-boyfriend. 494 00:25:41,255 --> 00:25:42,625 Oh, he had a nice dick, too. 495 00:25:47,005 --> 00:25:48,295 What is this about? 496 00:25:48,380 --> 00:25:49,880 I don't know. 497 00:25:51,255 --> 00:25:52,755 Loneliness? 498 00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:54,665 It's kinda creepy. 499 00:25:57,130 --> 00:25:59,170 It's like something bad's gonna happen 500 00:25:59,255 --> 00:26:01,625 but there's nothing she can do about it. 501 00:26:02,213 --> 00:26:03,303 Yeah. 502 00:26:09,671 --> 00:26:12,381 So where did Jimmy-boy say he was going? 503 00:26:12,463 --> 00:26:14,213 Kenosha. 504 00:26:14,296 --> 00:26:15,456 Kenosha, Wisconsin. 505 00:26:15,546 --> 00:26:17,296 - Kenosha, Wisconsin? - Mmm-hmm. 506 00:26:17,380 --> 00:26:19,420 Yeah? Right. 507 00:26:20,505 --> 00:26:21,585 He ain't left town. 508 00:26:21,671 --> 00:26:23,171 What makes you so sure? 509 00:26:23,255 --> 00:26:25,295 ESP, darling. 510 00:26:25,380 --> 00:26:27,090 Let's just leave it at that. 511 00:26:35,505 --> 00:26:37,455 So why'd you become a cop? 512 00:26:38,171 --> 00:26:40,671 Your heart doesn't exactly seem to be in it. 513 00:26:42,838 --> 00:26:45,418 I guess I always wanted to pervert the course of justice. 514 00:26:46,671 --> 00:26:49,421 Plus you can shoot people for no reason. 515 00:26:49,505 --> 00:26:51,955 Nobody can do a goddamn thing about it. 516 00:27:09,213 --> 00:27:10,513 Any sign of Reynard? 517 00:27:10,880 --> 00:27:12,210 No, he's still in there. 518 00:27:14,171 --> 00:27:16,711 What's going on in the big wide world? 519 00:27:16,796 --> 00:27:19,546 Two hundred people died in an earthquake in Peru. 520 00:27:19,630 --> 00:27:20,960 Who gives a fuck? 521 00:27:23,630 --> 00:27:24,760 Peruvians? 522 00:27:52,088 --> 00:27:53,208 Oof. 523 00:27:53,296 --> 00:27:55,916 That looks nasty. 524 00:27:56,588 --> 00:27:57,668 Are you his wife, ma'am? 525 00:28:02,088 --> 00:28:03,508 Why'd you stick him, ma'am? 526 00:28:04,713 --> 00:28:07,013 Ma'am! Why did you stick him? 527 00:28:13,796 --> 00:28:17,126 Ma'am, that's getting to sound just a little bit monotonous now. 528 00:28:19,130 --> 00:28:20,210 Ma'am... 529 00:28:23,963 --> 00:28:25,713 Can we play a little game? 530 00:28:25,796 --> 00:28:27,666 Can we play a little game of Shut The Fuck Up? 531 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:37,758 Ma'am, did you do those paintings? 532 00:28:38,713 --> 00:28:40,213 He's gone. 533 00:28:40,296 --> 00:28:41,456 So is he. 534 00:28:50,713 --> 00:28:53,591 Yeah, but did you know that Joseph Conrad and Vincent van Gogh 535 00:28:53,671 --> 00:28:56,421 both tried to kill themselves by shooting themselves in the heart? 536 00:28:56,505 --> 00:28:58,205 And both missed. 537 00:28:58,838 --> 00:29:00,418 No, it's true. 538 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,505 No, I'm not making this shit up! 539 00:29:02,588 --> 00:29:03,918 Fuck you! 540 00:29:04,005 --> 00:29:06,205 Crime-scene pricks are on their way. 541 00:29:06,671 --> 00:29:08,550 She says his name is Danny. 542 00:29:08,630 --> 00:29:10,340 Say anything about Reynard? 543 00:29:10,421 --> 00:29:11,350 Planning a heist or something? 544 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,881 No, I can barely get a word out of her. 545 00:29:12,963 --> 00:29:14,258 She's still bawling her fucking eyes out. 546 00:29:14,338 --> 00:29:15,378 Shut up! 547 00:29:15,463 --> 00:29:16,550 What are we gonna do about the kid? 548 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:17,760 I mean, what can we do? 549 00:29:23,213 --> 00:29:24,383 Out. 550 00:29:24,463 --> 00:29:25,963 - Fuck! - That was out. 551 00:29:28,963 --> 00:29:30,553 Give me a second, sisters. 552 00:29:31,630 --> 00:29:32,710 I'll play. 553 00:29:39,296 --> 00:29:40,376 It's good. 554 00:29:44,005 --> 00:29:45,375 What happened to your nose, sweetheart? 555 00:29:45,546 --> 00:29:47,376 A Chihuahua bit me. 556 00:29:48,880 --> 00:29:50,050 So what's up? 557 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:53,586 Clifford Reynard shuffled off this mortal coil. 558 00:29:53,671 --> 00:29:55,421 So what? 559 00:29:55,505 --> 00:29:57,375 So the Webb brothers are gonna need a new driver. 560 00:29:57,463 --> 00:29:58,923 And soon, probably. 561 00:29:59,005 --> 00:30:00,795 So if you hear of anything... 562 00:30:00,880 --> 00:30:02,511 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm familiar with the 563 00:30:02,711 --> 00:30:04,300 whole cop-slash-informant dialectic. 564 00:30:10,713 --> 00:30:11,923 Fucking mishit. 565 00:30:13,880 --> 00:30:16,090 You did not mean that! 566 00:30:16,171 --> 00:30:17,671 Pure luck. 567 00:30:19,546 --> 00:30:21,206 Oh, come on! 568 00:30:21,296 --> 00:30:23,296 No need for a fucking jihad here! 569 00:30:24,963 --> 00:30:26,963 Can't take him anywhere. 570 00:30:30,796 --> 00:30:32,416 My mom died young. 571 00:30:33,380 --> 00:30:35,130 She was an alcoholic. 572 00:30:35,213 --> 00:30:36,923 What about your dad? 573 00:30:37,005 --> 00:30:38,835 I never knew him. 574 00:30:38,921 --> 00:30:40,211 How about you? 575 00:30:42,088 --> 00:30:43,878 He's dead. 576 00:30:43,963 --> 00:30:45,013 How? 577 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,420 Suicide-murder. 578 00:30:49,338 --> 00:30:50,798 Suicide-murder? 579 00:30:52,046 --> 00:30:54,126 Was that, like, some pact thing? 580 00:30:55,255 --> 00:30:56,915 Like he killed your mom and then offed himself? 581 00:30:57,005 --> 00:30:59,165 No, my mom lives in Tennessee. 582 00:30:59,255 --> 00:31:00,455 So it was another woman? 583 00:31:00,588 --> 00:31:03,128 - Mmm, no. - Another man? 584 00:31:03,213 --> 00:31:04,423 Yeah. 585 00:31:05,130 --> 00:31:07,550 But not... He wasn't gay or anything. 586 00:31:08,338 --> 00:31:09,628 Well, I don't, I don't get it. 587 00:31:09,713 --> 00:31:11,633 He was a security guard 588 00:31:11,713 --> 00:31:13,800 but he always wanted to be a SWAT guy. 589 00:31:13,880 --> 00:31:15,258 - Why? - He never made it. 590 00:31:15,338 --> 00:31:17,418 - Why? I don't know. - They're fucking assholes. 591 00:31:17,505 --> 00:31:19,585 Well, so was he. 592 00:31:19,671 --> 00:31:22,008 So one night, he goes into a bar 593 00:31:22,088 --> 00:31:23,798 and he gets to drinking 594 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:25,590 and he gets more and more depressed 595 00:31:25,671 --> 00:31:28,881 and he pulls out his gun and he blows his brains out. 596 00:31:28,963 --> 00:31:31,963 Unfortunately, there's this guy sitting next to him. 597 00:31:32,046 --> 00:31:34,166 And the bullet goes through my dad's head 598 00:31:34,255 --> 00:31:36,165 and hits this other guy in his head... 599 00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:37,375 ...and kills him. 600 00:31:37,463 --> 00:31:39,591 - No. - Yeah. 601 00:31:39,671 --> 00:31:42,488 So the inquest found that technically, 602 00:31:42,688 --> 00:31:44,591 it was a suicide-murder. 603 00:31:46,213 --> 00:31:47,300 Although 604 00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:50,008 if my dad was dead before the bullet hit this other guy in his head, 605 00:31:50,088 --> 00:31:52,008 was that actually murder? 606 00:31:52,088 --> 00:31:53,628 Philosophically speaking? 607 00:31:54,713 --> 00:31:56,341 That's a very interesting question, actually. 608 00:31:56,421 --> 00:31:59,008 I'll ask Bob, he'll know. 609 00:31:59,088 --> 00:32:01,088 Let me know what he says. 610 00:32:06,880 --> 00:32:09,050 There's no plot in these things any more. 611 00:32:09,171 --> 00:32:10,841 Just straight in there. 612 00:32:13,713 --> 00:32:15,758 No preamble, no nothing. 613 00:32:15,838 --> 00:32:17,258 Oh, yeah. Take it! 614 00:32:17,338 --> 00:32:18,958 Where's the romance? 615 00:32:19,380 --> 00:32:22,090 Starts and ends with the script. 616 00:32:22,171 --> 00:32:23,711 You ain't got a good script... 617 00:32:23,796 --> 00:32:25,046 ...you ain't got shit. 618 00:32:26,963 --> 00:32:28,050 You guys think you're tough? 619 00:32:28,130 --> 00:32:29,880 You guys think you're so tough, huh? 620 00:32:29,963 --> 00:32:31,173 You think I can't do it? 621 00:32:34,005 --> 00:32:36,335 Oh, God, it's real. It's going off. 622 00:32:36,421 --> 00:32:37,550 Playboy Mansion. 623 00:32:37,630 --> 00:32:38,920 - Hey! - Stop! 624 00:32:39,755 --> 00:32:42,165 Whatever it is, it's happening at the mosque downtown, 625 00:32:42,255 --> 00:32:44,125 1:00 pm tomorrow. Don't ask me what. 626 00:32:44,213 --> 00:32:45,258 Who's doing the driving? 627 00:32:45,338 --> 00:32:48,208 The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. How the fuck should I know? 628 00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:52,456 One thing that I forgot to tell you guys is... 629 00:32:52,546 --> 00:32:53,796 Sha-bam! 630 00:32:56,713 --> 00:32:57,841 How do I look? 631 00:32:57,921 --> 00:32:59,091 Mmm-hmm. Suits you. 632 00:32:59,171 --> 00:33:01,841 Stupid feckin' cops. 633 00:33:27,505 --> 00:33:29,205 You're soaked. 634 00:33:30,588 --> 00:33:32,008 You okay? 635 00:33:34,005 --> 00:33:35,295 Yeah, I'm okay. 636 00:33:36,755 --> 00:33:38,545 Did you have a bad dream? 637 00:33:41,838 --> 00:33:43,298 Go back to sleep, babe. 638 00:33:43,380 --> 00:33:44,460 Hmm. 639 00:35:18,088 --> 00:35:20,168 Yeah, perfecto. 640 00:35:42,338 --> 00:35:43,610 You know what they say about vertigo? 641 00:35:43,810 --> 00:35:44,128 Mmm. 642 00:35:44,213 --> 00:35:46,300 The vertigo is not the fear of falling 643 00:35:46,380 --> 00:35:48,380 but the fear of wanting to fall. 644 00:35:54,296 --> 00:35:55,836 Aloha, ladies. 645 00:35:58,046 --> 00:35:59,666 I don't think this is right, man. 646 00:36:00,963 --> 00:36:03,173 They're not gonna knock over a fucking mosque. 647 00:36:04,380 --> 00:36:06,260 They'll have ISIS on their asses. 648 00:36:07,046 --> 00:36:08,256 Or al-Qaida. 649 00:36:09,546 --> 00:36:11,126 Hey, is it al-Qaida or al-Qaeda? 650 00:36:11,755 --> 00:36:13,665 You say al-Qaeda, I'll say al-Qaida. 651 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:16,295 - I say al-Qaida, you say al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaeda. 652 00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:18,420 - Al-Qaeda. - Al-Qaida. 653 00:36:18,963 --> 00:36:20,050 What are you doing? 654 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:21,258 We're loitering with intent. 655 00:36:21,338 --> 00:36:23,168 What the fuck does it look like we're doing? 656 00:36:23,255 --> 00:36:24,295 Fuck off. 657 00:36:24,380 --> 00:36:25,920 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 658 00:36:26,005 --> 00:36:27,455 - You fuck off. - No, you fuck off. 659 00:36:27,546 --> 00:36:28,916 - You fuck off. - Hey! Hey! 660 00:36:29,713 --> 00:36:31,395 You might wanna be a little careful or 661 00:36:31,595 --> 00:36:33,550 you'll wind up another dead schizophrenic, 662 00:36:33,630 --> 00:36:34,710 you know what I'm saying? 663 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:36,546 And that bike is way too small for you. 664 00:36:41,296 --> 00:36:43,126 Hey, you don't think Reggie would... 665 00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:46,510 Oh, fuck! 666 00:36:52,255 --> 00:36:54,915 Should've gone to Wisconsin and fucked some sheep, Jimmy-boy. 667 00:36:56,588 --> 00:36:58,008 You know him? 668 00:36:58,088 --> 00:36:59,298 Yeah. 669 00:36:59,421 --> 00:37:02,341 James Harris. He's been on the run these last couple of months. 670 00:37:02,421 --> 00:37:03,671 Apparently, he's a Quaker. 671 00:37:03,755 --> 00:37:05,455 A Quaker? 672 00:37:05,546 --> 00:37:06,956 I thought they abhor violence. 673 00:37:07,588 --> 00:37:09,048 Was it a good shoot or a bad shoot? 674 00:37:09,296 --> 00:37:10,756 Well... 675 00:37:11,505 --> 00:37:14,505 ...that's what we would call a "contentious issue". 676 00:37:14,588 --> 00:37:15,708 Fuck me. 677 00:37:16,380 --> 00:37:19,090 Again, really? It's like every fucking week. 678 00:37:20,421 --> 00:37:22,461 - At least these guys are white. - Yeah! 679 00:37:22,546 --> 00:37:23,650 Yeah. Gotta look at the bright side. 680 00:37:23,850 --> 00:37:24,166 Yeah. 681 00:37:25,463 --> 00:37:27,800 - What happened to the driver? - He got away. 682 00:37:27,880 --> 00:37:30,050 Oh. Was he a Latin, Caucasian or Negro gentleman? 683 00:37:30,130 --> 00:37:32,090 African American, yes. 684 00:37:32,171 --> 00:37:34,921 Got away with the money, too. Close to a mil. 685 00:37:36,171 --> 00:37:37,381 Wait a second. 686 00:37:38,171 --> 00:37:39,511 How'd you know the driver was missing? 687 00:37:40,838 --> 00:37:41,878 Wild guess. 688 00:37:41,963 --> 00:37:43,508 - That's a wild guess? - Wild guess, yeah. 689 00:37:43,588 --> 00:37:44,758 We never said missing. Nobody ever said missing. 690 00:37:44,838 --> 00:37:45,918 He just said, "What happened to the driver?" 691 00:37:46,005 --> 00:37:47,335 - He just asked. - I was just curious. 692 00:37:49,796 --> 00:37:53,126 Reynard gets shanked so he can't drive, he's dead. 693 00:37:53,213 --> 00:37:55,883 So Jimmy Harris asks his old pal Reggie to be the driver. 694 00:37:55,963 --> 00:37:59,508 And Reggie, the double-crossing bastard, 695 00:37:59,588 --> 00:38:01,758 decoys us and skedaddles with the money. 696 00:38:02,546 --> 00:38:03,796 Whose money? 697 00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:05,590 Our money. 698 00:38:19,588 --> 00:38:21,418 Patronising fuck. 699 00:38:23,005 --> 00:38:24,295 Ah... 700 00:38:25,296 --> 00:38:27,086 Well, well, well. 701 00:38:28,921 --> 00:38:30,551 Allah be praised. 702 00:38:41,796 --> 00:38:43,256 What are you thinking? 703 00:38:44,963 --> 00:38:47,963 I'm thinking someone has just made a very big mistake. 704 00:39:02,963 --> 00:39:05,213 So you heard about Jimmy Harris. 705 00:39:05,838 --> 00:39:08,048 I just lit a candle for him. 706 00:39:08,380 --> 00:39:09,710 That's a very good idea. 707 00:39:09,796 --> 00:39:11,506 He's gonna need all the help he can get. 708 00:39:11,588 --> 00:39:14,008 He wasn't so bad. He always treated me okay. 709 00:39:15,088 --> 00:39:17,168 He was a Quaker. 710 00:39:17,255 --> 00:39:18,545 They didn't have to kill him. 711 00:39:18,630 --> 00:39:21,800 He would've tried to kill them, if he had the chance. 712 00:39:21,880 --> 00:39:23,550 Quaker or not. 713 00:39:25,546 --> 00:39:27,456 Tell me about Russell Birdwell. 714 00:39:28,171 --> 00:39:29,508 What's there to tell? 715 00:39:29,588 --> 00:39:31,128 He runs a strip joint. 716 00:39:31,213 --> 00:39:33,800 It's not like he's Diaghilev with the Ballets Russes. 717 00:39:33,880 --> 00:39:35,258 Come on. 718 00:39:35,338 --> 00:39:37,508 He wanted to know why you were looking for me. 719 00:39:37,588 --> 00:39:39,040 I told him you weren't looking for me, 720 00:39:39,240 --> 00:39:40,338 you were looking for Jimmy. 721 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:42,921 That wasn't good enough for Mr Birdwell, was it? 722 00:39:43,671 --> 00:39:45,711 He's a wacko. 723 00:39:45,796 --> 00:39:48,006 I had a run-in with him before. 724 00:39:48,088 --> 00:39:49,918 What about? 725 00:39:50,005 --> 00:39:52,335 He tried to get me to do a porno. 726 00:39:52,421 --> 00:39:54,091 I told him to get lost. 727 00:39:54,171 --> 00:39:55,461 He got nasty. 728 00:39:57,755 --> 00:39:59,045 He got nasty? 729 00:40:08,546 --> 00:40:10,416 Okay, mami, I got three dollars! 730 00:40:20,630 --> 00:40:21,800 Birdwell! 731 00:40:23,005 --> 00:40:25,085 - Nobody move! - Move! 732 00:40:27,505 --> 00:40:28,665 Snake! 733 00:40:28,755 --> 00:40:29,795 Oh, fuck! 734 00:40:37,838 --> 00:40:39,798 - Fuck! - Fuck! 735 00:41:00,046 --> 00:41:01,126 Move! 736 00:41:29,338 --> 00:41:30,708 You're a shit shot, Birdwell. 737 00:41:31,796 --> 00:41:33,146 No one cares about innocent bystanders. 738 00:41:33,346 --> 00:41:34,376 Why do you keep moving, man? 739 00:41:56,963 --> 00:41:58,263 Fuck. 740 00:41:58,838 --> 00:42:00,958 Fuck. Fuck! 741 00:42:01,088 --> 00:42:02,588 Bob, were you hit? 742 00:42:02,671 --> 00:42:04,841 It's just a cramp. A bad one. 743 00:42:05,671 --> 00:42:06,761 Go, go. 744 00:42:09,296 --> 00:42:10,916 I'm just gonna breathe. 745 00:42:31,796 --> 00:42:33,006 Come on, little piggy. 746 00:42:33,796 --> 00:42:34,836 Come on! 747 00:42:45,005 --> 00:42:46,835 You see this ring? 748 00:42:46,921 --> 00:42:48,011 My mom gave me this ring. 749 00:42:48,463 --> 00:42:49,508 Ah. 750 00:42:49,588 --> 00:42:51,088 It's a nice ring. You know what it's for? 751 00:42:57,921 --> 00:43:00,461 It's for beating the shit out of scumbags like you. 752 00:43:12,005 --> 00:43:13,755 Why don't we just throw him off the roof? 753 00:43:14,296 --> 00:43:15,626 - Huh? - I'm kidding. I'm... 754 00:43:16,796 --> 00:43:18,166 It was a bad joke. 755 00:43:18,338 --> 00:43:19,668 Hey, you wanna go grab a burrito? 756 00:43:19,755 --> 00:43:21,875 I can't, it's date night. 757 00:43:22,755 --> 00:43:23,915 Oh. 758 00:43:27,755 --> 00:43:28,875 A million dollars? 759 00:43:28,963 --> 00:43:30,091 It's a nice, round number. 760 00:43:30,171 --> 00:43:31,881 That's my favourite round number. 761 00:43:31,963 --> 00:43:33,841 We don't need a million dollars to retire. 762 00:43:33,921 --> 00:43:34,961 No? 763 00:43:35,046 --> 00:43:37,296 Not if you're gonna get killed going after it. 764 00:43:37,380 --> 00:43:38,840 Oh, I can handle myself, baby girl. 765 00:43:38,921 --> 00:43:40,841 Don't you worry your pretty little head about that. 766 00:43:41,005 --> 00:43:42,835 - Fuck you. - And besides, 767 00:43:43,088 --> 00:43:45,298 - fortune favours the bold. - You know where that's from? 768 00:43:45,380 --> 00:43:47,258 - Greek mythology. - Oh. 769 00:43:47,338 --> 00:43:50,208 A guy named Turnus said it just before another guy 770 00:43:50,296 --> 00:43:52,126 named Aeneas 771 00:43:52,213 --> 00:43:54,343 popped a cap in his ass. 772 00:43:54,505 --> 00:43:55,625 It's just like my mother said. 773 00:43:55,713 --> 00:43:58,383 You're too damn smart for your own damn good. 774 00:43:59,671 --> 00:44:01,131 One second. 775 00:44:01,213 --> 00:44:02,633 Hey, assfuck! 776 00:44:04,755 --> 00:44:06,085 Did you shit in this? 777 00:44:13,463 --> 00:44:15,213 Whoa, there, pilgrim. 778 00:44:17,213 --> 00:44:18,423 This is lush. 779 00:44:20,171 --> 00:44:21,341 Yeah, it's all right. 780 00:44:23,005 --> 00:44:25,125 Don't be getting any ideas, though. 781 00:44:25,213 --> 00:44:28,883 This is just till this bullshit with Birdwell blows over. 782 00:44:34,796 --> 00:44:36,546 How can you afford this place? 783 00:44:37,046 --> 00:44:38,296 Overtime. 784 00:45:59,671 --> 00:46:01,011 Where's Reggie? 785 00:46:01,130 --> 00:46:03,170 Why the fuck would I tell you? 786 00:46:03,255 --> 00:46:05,835 Well, we know that Reggie was the driver for the racetrack heist. 787 00:46:05,921 --> 00:46:07,008 Where is he? 788 00:46:07,088 --> 00:46:08,878 You're making me repeat meself now. 789 00:46:09,088 --> 00:46:10,798 Why the fuck would I... 790 00:46:11,380 --> 00:46:12,670 All right, don't fucking hit me! 791 00:46:12,755 --> 00:46:13,955 I'm an only child. 792 00:46:14,046 --> 00:46:15,086 He got away with the money. 793 00:46:15,713 --> 00:46:16,800 How much? 794 00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:17,960 Million bucks. 795 00:46:18,838 --> 00:46:20,418 - Fuck me. - Yep. 796 00:46:20,505 --> 00:46:21,835 A million? 797 00:46:24,046 --> 00:46:26,506 - How much do I get if I... - Rat out your friend? 798 00:46:26,713 --> 00:46:27,803 Yeah. 799 00:46:29,088 --> 00:46:31,088 - 50. - 200. 800 00:46:31,255 --> 00:46:33,085 - 50. - 175. 801 00:46:33,171 --> 00:46:34,841 - 50. - 100. 802 00:46:35,130 --> 00:46:36,670 All right, 50. 803 00:46:37,588 --> 00:46:38,628 Where is he? 804 00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,923 You're not gonna believe this, lads. 805 00:46:42,338 --> 00:46:43,548 Fucking Iceland. 806 00:47:01,380 --> 00:47:03,258 Well, they have something called the Blue Lagoon here. 807 00:47:03,338 --> 00:47:04,758 It's a hotspot. 808 00:47:04,838 --> 00:47:06,008 It's outdoors. 809 00:47:07,171 --> 00:47:09,921 It's probably full of sweaty Europeans with bad teeth, 810 00:47:10,005 --> 00:47:11,505 fucking each other. 811 00:47:12,838 --> 00:47:14,548 You'd be swimming around in jizz. 812 00:47:16,588 --> 00:47:18,588 European jizz. 813 00:47:21,421 --> 00:47:23,461 It was one of the first movies I ever saw, actually. 814 00:47:23,546 --> 00:47:24,956 European Jizz? 815 00:47:25,046 --> 00:47:26,666 - The Blue Lagoon. - Oh, right. 816 00:47:27,213 --> 00:47:29,963 Either that or Doc Savage: Man of Bronze. 817 00:47:36,880 --> 00:47:38,130 Oh, fuck. 818 00:47:42,005 --> 00:47:43,125 Hey, Bob. 819 00:47:43,296 --> 00:47:44,376 Yeah. 820 00:47:45,046 --> 00:47:47,006 What's the plan for finding Reggie? 821 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,170 It's gonna be tough tracking him down without anything to go on. 822 00:47:52,338 --> 00:47:53,798 Isn't it? 823 00:47:54,255 --> 00:47:55,705 Well, he's black. 824 00:47:55,796 --> 00:47:58,376 How many fucking black people do you think there are in Iceland? 825 00:47:58,463 --> 00:48:01,593 We just stand around here and keep our eyes open. 826 00:48:02,463 --> 00:48:05,258 That's not much of a plan, Bob. You don't think we should try... 827 00:48:05,338 --> 00:48:06,548 There he is. 828 00:48:43,755 --> 00:48:46,005 I'm a black belt in jiu jitsu, motherfuckers! 829 00:48:50,213 --> 00:48:52,553 You don't put up much of a fight, do you? 830 00:48:52,921 --> 00:48:55,011 Fucking Stephen Hawking could knock you out. 831 00:48:55,130 --> 00:48:56,630 I'm a lover, not a fighter. 832 00:48:56,921 --> 00:48:58,300 Well, you kinda have to be. 833 00:48:58,380 --> 00:48:59,815 I guess I should count myself lucky you didn't 834 00:49:00,015 --> 00:49:01,418 put me in a fucking chokehold or some shit. 835 00:49:01,546 --> 00:49:02,916 Shut up, shut up. 836 00:49:03,505 --> 00:49:05,255 So, Iceland. What the fuck? 837 00:49:05,588 --> 00:49:07,548 - I wasn't thinking straight. - No shit. 838 00:49:07,671 --> 00:49:08,881 I panicked, okay? 839 00:49:08,963 --> 00:49:11,508 You would too if you saw everyone around you getting popped. 840 00:49:11,588 --> 00:49:12,878 That shit was stone-cold murder, man. 841 00:49:12,963 --> 00:49:14,423 Jimmy and the guys were giving themselves up. 842 00:49:14,546 --> 00:49:16,956 Oh, don't look at me. I fucking hate murder. 843 00:49:17,046 --> 00:49:18,626 - Don't I, Terry? - He hates murder. 844 00:49:18,713 --> 00:49:20,213 Oh, I hate murder! 845 00:49:20,505 --> 00:49:21,915 It really upsets me. 846 00:49:22,005 --> 00:49:23,415 But more importantly, where's the loot? 847 00:49:23,505 --> 00:49:24,835 Stashed it. 848 00:49:26,213 --> 00:49:27,303 How much you want? 849 00:49:27,713 --> 00:49:29,673 - All of it. - Obviously. 850 00:49:29,755 --> 00:49:32,705 - Fuck you! - No, fuck you, glass-jaw boy. 851 00:49:33,213 --> 00:49:35,050 You're gonna hand over that million bucks or... 852 00:49:37,005 --> 00:49:39,375 - A million bucks? - Yeah, a million bucks. 853 00:49:40,005 --> 00:49:42,795 I don't have a fucking million bucks, are you crazy? 854 00:49:42,921 --> 00:49:45,550 You fucking cheapskate! You walked away with a million fucking dollars! 855 00:49:45,630 --> 00:49:46,758 It wasn't all mine! 856 00:49:46,838 --> 00:49:47,999 I had to give it to the cat who planned 857 00:49:48,199 --> 00:49:49,298 the whole thing, then I got my cut. 858 00:49:49,380 --> 00:49:51,130 Oh, now you're bullshitting us. 859 00:49:51,213 --> 00:49:53,841 Either the Webb brothers planned it or Jimmy Harris planned it 860 00:49:53,921 --> 00:49:55,258 and they're all fucking dead. 861 00:49:55,338 --> 00:49:57,418 Jimmy and the Webb brothers were tapped out. 862 00:49:57,505 --> 00:49:59,625 That's why they took the gig in the first place. 863 00:49:59,713 --> 00:50:02,508 The whole thing was planned by this money guy, 864 00:50:02,588 --> 00:50:04,418 a British dude named James Mangan. 865 00:50:04,505 --> 00:50:05,585 Mmm. 866 00:50:05,671 --> 00:50:07,631 Never heard of him. Where can we find him? 867 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:09,050 I don't know where he lives. 868 00:50:09,130 --> 00:50:11,050 He's this mysterious character. 869 00:50:11,296 --> 00:50:13,956 I know he's got some legit businesses, but... 870 00:50:14,046 --> 00:50:15,558 Look, I'll tell you guys everything I know 871 00:50:15,758 --> 00:50:17,381 but you gotta give me a little leeway here. 872 00:50:17,546 --> 00:50:18,626 How much do you have? 873 00:50:18,713 --> 00:50:19,800 200. 874 00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:21,090 - We'll take a hundred. - Fuck you. 875 00:50:21,171 --> 00:50:22,258 It's hard but it's fair. 876 00:50:22,338 --> 00:50:23,838 It is pretty fair, yeah. 877 00:50:26,671 --> 00:50:27,841 Fine. 878 00:50:31,088 --> 00:50:32,168 Mmm. 879 00:50:32,588 --> 00:50:33,668 How are you finding the place? 880 00:50:33,880 --> 00:50:36,427 Not exactly the best place to blend in 881 00:50:36,627 --> 00:50:39,586 but upside is I think I'm falling in love. 882 00:50:41,546 --> 00:50:43,086 Baby, where have you been? 883 00:50:53,588 --> 00:50:54,958 You guys want a drink? 884 00:50:57,213 --> 00:50:59,423 I got some pretty good whisky. 885 00:50:59,630 --> 00:51:00,800 I'm good. 886 00:51:00,921 --> 00:51:02,421 I'll try a little bit of that whisky, Kimberly. 887 00:51:02,505 --> 00:51:04,085 So how long have you known Reggie? 888 00:51:04,171 --> 00:51:06,211 - We're old pals. - And you're here on holiday? 889 00:51:06,421 --> 00:51:08,711 No, just a quick in and out. 890 00:51:08,921 --> 00:51:10,801 - You're together? - Yes, we are. 891 00:51:11,546 --> 00:51:14,586 No, Kimberly, we are not together. I'm a heterosexual man. 892 00:51:14,713 --> 00:51:16,383 He's also a heterosexual man. 893 00:51:16,921 --> 00:51:18,551 Well, good for you, honey. 894 00:51:19,505 --> 00:51:21,455 You know, you should go to the Blue Lagoon. 895 00:51:21,546 --> 00:51:23,416 It's very refreshing. 896 00:51:23,505 --> 00:51:24,585 I'm sure it is. 897 00:51:24,671 --> 00:51:25,961 I go there a lot. 898 00:51:26,046 --> 00:51:27,126 I'm sure you do. 899 00:51:29,255 --> 00:51:30,585 I hope you choke on it. 900 00:51:36,546 --> 00:51:38,416 So Reggie is gay, huh? 901 00:51:39,630 --> 00:51:42,340 If Kimberly has a dick, which I'm assuming she does, 902 00:51:42,421 --> 00:51:45,091 then that would make Reggie gay, yes. 903 00:51:45,171 --> 00:51:46,551 Possibly bisexual. 904 00:51:46,713 --> 00:51:49,550 Well, what if Kimberly doesn't have... Like, if she's already... 905 00:51:49,630 --> 00:51:50,880 - Post-op? - Yeah. 906 00:51:50,963 --> 00:51:52,383 That's a good question. 907 00:51:52,463 --> 00:51:56,013 That would make Kimberly a woman, which would make Reggie straight. 908 00:51:56,380 --> 00:51:58,840 - Would it? - With an asterisk. 909 00:51:59,213 --> 00:52:01,923 - But if Reggie is gay... - Mmm-hmm? 910 00:52:02,005 --> 00:52:05,335 ...do you think Reggie and Pádraic, they... 911 00:52:06,463 --> 00:52:08,841 What the fuck is that, the international symbol for sodomy? 912 00:52:08,921 --> 00:52:11,171 You know exactly what this is. 913 00:52:34,005 --> 00:52:36,255 You know, I don't think you're allowed to do that in here. 914 00:52:38,463 --> 00:52:41,673 In fact, I don't think you're allowed to do that anywhere. 915 00:52:41,755 --> 00:52:44,125 I've just realised what you remind me of, Russell. 916 00:52:45,671 --> 00:52:47,461 A bloody Cyclops. 917 00:52:47,546 --> 00:52:49,586 I don't know what that means and you know I don't. 918 00:52:49,671 --> 00:52:51,961 You never read the Odyssey at school, Russell? 919 00:52:52,713 --> 00:52:54,343 You do surprise me. 920 00:52:55,046 --> 00:52:56,376 I read it in the original Greek 921 00:52:56,463 --> 00:52:58,553 when I was travelling through the Peloponnese with my father. 922 00:52:59,588 --> 00:53:01,668 I lost my fucking eye! 923 00:53:01,755 --> 00:53:03,295 Calm down. 924 00:53:03,380 --> 00:53:05,130 You still have one good one. 925 00:53:08,213 --> 00:53:10,423 I'm gonna fuck over those fucking assholes... 926 00:53:10,505 --> 00:53:12,295 No, you're not. You're not gonna fuck over anyone. 927 00:53:12,380 --> 00:53:14,630 They're still policemen, after all. 928 00:53:15,421 --> 00:53:18,219 I don't wanna get into some kinda fucking 929 00:53:18,419 --> 00:53:21,008 contretemps with you, Your Lordship, 930 00:53:21,088 --> 00:53:23,298 especially not in my condition. 931 00:53:23,380 --> 00:53:25,510 But I do believe you're being overly cautious. 932 00:53:25,671 --> 00:53:29,051 Do you know who the greatest criminal that ever lived is? 933 00:53:32,755 --> 00:53:35,005 - No, I don't know. - No, you don't. 934 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:37,420 Because if you did, 935 00:53:37,505 --> 00:53:40,045 he wouldn't be the greatest criminal 936 00:53:40,130 --> 00:53:42,840 that ever fucking lived, now, would he? Hmm? 937 00:53:42,921 --> 00:53:45,631 Fuck, man, that's just the crack talking. 938 00:53:46,505 --> 00:53:49,665 But to put your mind at ease, I shall have a word with them. 939 00:53:50,921 --> 00:53:53,171 Give them a little reducer, 940 00:53:53,255 --> 00:53:54,755 as we say in good old England. 941 00:53:55,213 --> 00:53:56,343 Yeah? 942 00:53:57,880 --> 00:54:00,050 What if it doesn't take? 943 00:54:00,130 --> 00:54:02,210 Eat your grapes, Russell. 944 00:54:03,421 --> 00:54:05,011 Eat your grapes. 945 00:54:19,546 --> 00:54:21,126 You shot his fucking nuts off. 946 00:54:21,213 --> 00:54:24,383 You shoot a guy in the cojones, Bob, that shitbird's going down. 947 00:54:24,463 --> 00:54:26,343 Who makes these things, anyway? They're kinda racist. 948 00:54:26,463 --> 00:54:27,591 Looks like Reggie. 949 00:54:27,671 --> 00:54:28,761 Hey! 950 00:54:29,921 --> 00:54:31,341 Where the hell have you two been? 951 00:54:31,421 --> 00:54:32,551 Following up on a tip-off. 952 00:54:32,796 --> 00:54:34,296 To where, fucking Iceland? 953 00:54:36,546 --> 00:54:39,336 - No, we were in Iceland! - Yeah. 954 00:54:39,588 --> 00:54:41,298 Bob, that shit's not funny any more. 955 00:54:41,380 --> 00:54:42,968 Not that it was funny to begin with, 956 00:54:43,168 --> 00:54:44,800 so I don't even know why I said that. 957 00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:47,920 Anyway, during your unexplained absence, 958 00:54:48,130 --> 00:54:51,630 I received a very serious allegation of assault. 959 00:54:51,713 --> 00:54:53,550 This Russell Birdwell character. 960 00:54:53,630 --> 00:54:55,090 - Fuck him! - No, Terry! 961 00:54:55,171 --> 00:54:56,631 Fuck you! 962 00:54:56,713 --> 00:55:00,508 How many times do I have to tell you? 963 00:55:00,588 --> 00:55:01,932 His lawyer is threatening to have you 964 00:55:02,132 --> 00:55:03,588 arraigned on attempted murder charges. 965 00:55:03,671 --> 00:55:06,258 Murder charges? He was shooting at us, for Christ's sake! 966 00:55:06,338 --> 00:55:07,758 I gave him a couple of slaps. 967 00:55:07,838 --> 00:55:09,548 - Oh. - That's it. Fucking pussy. 968 00:55:09,671 --> 00:55:10,800 Well, he claims 969 00:55:10,880 --> 00:55:13,670 you failed to identify yourselves as police officers, 970 00:55:13,755 --> 00:55:16,205 which is why he fled the scene. 971 00:55:16,380 --> 00:55:19,300 Those are what we call mitigating circumstances. 972 00:55:19,380 --> 00:55:22,210 The fact that you knocked out one of his eyes 973 00:55:22,296 --> 00:55:23,836 while beating him to a pulp, 974 00:55:23,921 --> 00:55:28,011 those are not what we call mitigating circumstances. Capisce? 975 00:55:28,213 --> 00:55:30,841 I told you, Birdwell's part of an ongoing investigation. 976 00:55:30,921 --> 00:55:32,591 We're gonna get it cleared up in two days. 977 00:55:32,671 --> 00:55:36,671 Well, you'd better, cos this shit's not going away. 978 00:55:36,755 --> 00:55:38,085 Meanwhile, I had to release the prick, 979 00:55:38,171 --> 00:55:40,171 - pending further investigation. - Oh, fuck me! 980 00:55:40,255 --> 00:55:44,165 And I have had the hard word from the powers that be. 981 00:55:44,255 --> 00:55:46,045 So, do me a favour, fellas, 982 00:55:46,130 --> 00:55:49,260 slowly, slowly catchee monkey. You got it? 983 00:55:49,421 --> 00:55:50,591 Got it. 984 00:56:01,755 --> 00:56:03,045 Hey, shorty. 985 00:56:03,213 --> 00:56:04,593 Where can we find James Mangan? 986 00:56:04,963 --> 00:56:06,463 Get the hell off this property! 987 00:56:08,630 --> 00:56:10,210 Get off this property! 988 00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:12,670 Get off this property! 989 00:56:13,671 --> 00:56:15,131 What are you doing? 990 00:56:19,046 --> 00:56:20,126 Oh, no, no, no! 991 00:56:20,213 --> 00:56:21,758 Get back here, you little bastard! 992 00:56:21,838 --> 00:56:22,918 Help! 993 00:56:27,213 --> 00:56:30,553 He only comes up on weekends to look over his horses. 994 00:56:31,046 --> 00:56:33,126 He lives... He lives in town. 995 00:56:33,463 --> 00:56:35,713 - Where in town? - I don't know. 996 00:56:41,546 --> 00:56:42,706 I don't know! 997 00:56:42,796 --> 00:56:43,916 I swear to God! 998 00:56:44,005 --> 00:56:45,795 I swear... 999 00:56:46,088 --> 00:56:48,298 Give me back my fucking wig. 1000 00:56:49,963 --> 00:56:51,463 Give me back my fucking wig! 1001 00:56:51,546 --> 00:56:53,876 - Put the wig on, put the wig on. - Sorry, man, I didn't... 1002 00:56:54,630 --> 00:56:55,758 I didn't mean to upset you like that, man. 1003 00:56:55,838 --> 00:56:57,258 You destroy! 1004 00:56:57,338 --> 00:56:58,878 No, it's fine, it's fine. 1005 00:56:58,963 --> 00:57:00,091 You destroy! 1006 00:57:00,171 --> 00:57:02,550 No, it's great. Oh, my God. It looks... 1007 00:57:04,380 --> 00:57:06,008 No! No! 1008 00:57:06,088 --> 00:57:07,588 You take it! 1009 00:57:13,713 --> 00:57:14,800 Jesus Christ, kid. 1010 00:57:14,880 --> 00:57:16,179 With all that time in hand, you'd think 1011 00:57:16,379 --> 00:57:17,508 you'd do a better job than this. 1012 00:57:17,588 --> 00:57:19,958 It's "homeless", not "homles." 1013 00:57:20,255 --> 00:57:21,915 You started with the letters too big here, 1014 00:57:22,005 --> 00:57:23,665 then you had to scrunch them up at the end. 1015 00:57:23,880 --> 00:57:25,300 It's bad presentation. 1016 00:57:25,380 --> 00:57:26,460 That's why you're broke. 1017 00:57:26,588 --> 00:57:27,878 It's a lazy piece of work. 1018 00:57:28,296 --> 00:57:29,456 Come on. Leave him alone. 1019 00:57:29,796 --> 00:57:30,876 Thank you. 1020 00:57:32,296 --> 00:57:33,956 Getting soft in your old age? 1021 00:57:34,380 --> 00:57:35,840 You need a hug? 1022 00:57:37,463 --> 00:57:38,553 There's no Glen Campbell. 1023 00:57:38,796 --> 00:57:40,206 Unbelievable. 1024 00:57:40,380 --> 00:57:42,630 Put on some Elvis, I'm sure they got some Elvis. 1025 00:57:43,130 --> 00:57:44,710 You know he died on the can? 1026 00:57:44,838 --> 00:57:47,008 Him and Judy Garland. 1027 00:57:47,088 --> 00:57:49,628 - What were they doing on... - Not at the same time. 1028 00:57:50,171 --> 00:57:51,261 Oh. 1029 00:57:56,463 --> 00:57:57,553 What? 1030 00:57:57,755 --> 00:57:59,165 Hey, kid! 1031 00:58:00,213 --> 00:58:01,591 - Get off me! - No, no, I'm not gonna hurt you! 1032 00:58:01,671 --> 00:58:03,591 I'm not gonna hurt you. 1033 00:58:05,255 --> 00:58:06,335 Gotcha. 1034 00:58:06,963 --> 00:58:08,463 Is my mom in jail? 1035 00:58:08,546 --> 00:58:10,256 Yeah, for killing your dad. 1036 00:58:10,421 --> 00:58:12,211 She's not at the beach. 1037 00:58:13,546 --> 00:58:14,756 What? 1038 00:58:14,921 --> 00:58:16,421 Are you gonna arrest me, too? 1039 00:58:16,505 --> 00:58:19,295 No, why would we? Are you, like, a little gangster? 1040 00:58:19,838 --> 00:58:21,668 You look like you're in a band. 1041 00:58:21,755 --> 00:58:23,085 Why did she kill him? 1042 00:58:24,963 --> 00:58:26,263 Why did your mom kill your dad? 1043 00:58:26,630 --> 00:58:28,300 It's all right, man. We're the good guys. 1044 00:58:28,380 --> 00:58:31,050 - Yeah, we're the good guys. - You can talk to us. 1045 00:58:36,713 --> 00:58:37,800 What are we gonna do? 1046 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,210 Well, we gotta call Social Services. 1047 00:58:39,338 --> 00:58:40,418 - Social Services? - Yeah. 1048 00:58:40,505 --> 00:58:42,165 Might as well sell him to the fucking Philippines. 1049 00:58:42,255 --> 00:58:43,665 What, you wanna adopt a "homles" kid? 1050 00:58:44,963 --> 00:58:46,213 - No! - Yeah, I can do that. 1051 00:58:46,296 --> 00:58:46,446 No! 1052 00:58:46,646 --> 00:58:48,796 I'm not putting him back on the street. 1053 00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,510 Do you think it's easy looking after a kid? 1054 00:58:50,630 --> 00:58:53,008 I got two of 'em and it's not easy, let me tell you. 1055 00:58:53,088 --> 00:58:56,508 I mean, yeah, okay, I love 'em but I gotta feed them 24 hours a day. 1056 00:58:56,588 --> 00:58:59,258 Those little fat fucks... It's hard work. 1057 00:58:59,338 --> 00:59:00,798 So you're saying I'm not up to it? 1058 00:59:01,296 --> 00:59:02,796 Yes. That's what I'm saying. 1059 00:59:02,880 --> 00:59:04,880 Just give me a chance, man. 1060 00:59:08,713 --> 00:59:10,303 Just give me a chance, okay? 1061 00:59:10,921 --> 00:59:12,171 No. 1062 00:59:14,380 --> 00:59:17,340 - What in the hell, Terry? - I'm working on a case, babe, 1063 00:59:18,088 --> 00:59:20,128 and Danny here is the star witness. 1064 00:59:22,130 --> 00:59:24,090 Kinda like in that movie, you know? 1065 00:59:24,171 --> 00:59:25,591 With that kid who died. 1066 00:59:25,671 --> 00:59:28,461 No, what movie? What kid who died? 1067 00:59:28,546 --> 00:59:30,336 Ah, I can't remember. 1068 00:59:30,421 --> 00:59:31,436 Your memory's shot to hell with 1069 00:59:31,636 --> 00:59:32,881 all that liquor, you know that, right? 1070 00:59:32,963 --> 00:59:34,593 Yes, I do know that. 1071 00:59:36,213 --> 00:59:39,053 It's one of the few things in life I have to be thankful for. 1072 00:59:40,338 --> 00:59:42,918 You can just throw your stuff in one of the spare rooms if you want. 1073 00:59:43,005 --> 00:59:44,585 There's a good kid. 1074 00:59:45,671 --> 00:59:48,050 - Had anything to eat? - Yes, ma'am. 1075 00:59:48,130 --> 00:59:51,170 Okay, well, get cleaned up. I'll bring you in some towels. 1076 00:59:53,046 --> 00:59:55,706 Dolores got you hooked on her feminist crap, huh? 1077 00:59:56,213 --> 00:59:59,093 Hey, can you be a feminist and still wear hotpants? 1078 01:00:00,171 --> 01:00:01,421 Yes, you can. 1079 01:00:01,588 --> 01:00:02,668 Whoo! 1080 01:00:03,588 --> 01:00:05,048 Don't be such a misogynist. 1081 01:00:05,130 --> 01:00:06,210 Huh? 1082 01:00:06,296 --> 01:00:07,836 And don't change the subject. 1083 01:00:08,546 --> 01:00:09,796 How long is he supposed to be staying here? 1084 01:00:11,380 --> 01:00:13,130 I don't know, how long are you supposed to be staying here? 1085 01:00:13,546 --> 01:00:16,006 That's not fair. I was in trouble. 1086 01:00:16,088 --> 01:00:17,918 Well, so is he, babe. 1087 01:00:20,130 --> 01:00:23,590 We're just your ordinary, everyday nuclear family. 1088 01:00:36,796 --> 01:00:37,876 Hey! 1089 01:00:39,255 --> 01:00:40,665 Members only. 1090 01:00:42,380 --> 01:00:43,920 What the fuck does that say? 1091 01:00:44,838 --> 01:00:46,088 It says you're a member. 1092 01:00:47,088 --> 01:00:48,708 Damn right it does, baby. 1093 01:00:56,630 --> 01:00:58,170 I want another shot! 1094 01:00:59,671 --> 01:01:01,671 Yo, whoa! Watch out, man! 1095 01:01:02,088 --> 01:01:04,628 Jimmy, can you grab me a drink? 1096 01:01:07,838 --> 01:01:10,088 Hey, I think John's coming tonight! 1097 01:01:10,171 --> 01:01:11,881 - Yeah! Whoo! - What? 1098 01:01:11,963 --> 01:01:13,341 Oh, my gosh, I thought you broke up with him. 1099 01:01:13,421 --> 01:01:14,758 Excuse me! 1100 01:01:14,838 --> 01:01:16,918 Where will I find James Mangan? 1101 01:01:17,005 --> 01:01:18,585 What? How should I know? 1102 01:01:18,671 --> 01:01:20,631 I mean, where does he live? 1103 01:01:20,713 --> 01:01:22,963 Allow me to reiterate. How should I know? 1104 01:01:23,046 --> 01:01:24,456 Well, he owns this joint, don't he? 1105 01:01:24,546 --> 01:01:26,756 Yeah, so? That don't mean I know where he lives. 1106 01:01:27,171 --> 01:01:28,550 Well, how often does he come in? 1107 01:01:28,630 --> 01:01:30,210 Every now and again. 1108 01:01:30,296 --> 01:01:32,256 You gonna order a drink or what? 1109 01:01:32,338 --> 01:01:33,668 Yeah, I'm gonna order a drink. 1110 01:01:33,755 --> 01:01:35,255 I want a Bloody Mary. 1111 01:01:35,880 --> 01:01:37,300 The bloodier the better. 1112 01:01:37,380 --> 01:01:38,510 You got it. 1113 01:01:51,255 --> 01:01:52,335 Are you fucking serious? 1114 01:01:52,421 --> 01:01:53,921 I'm sorry, you can't come in here looking like that. 1115 01:01:54,005 --> 01:01:55,205 - For fuck's sake. - You can't come in here wearing... 1116 01:01:55,296 --> 01:01:56,376 See the fucking man over there? 1117 01:01:56,463 --> 01:01:58,343 He's a fucking policeman, he'll kick the shit out of you. 1118 01:01:58,588 --> 01:02:00,128 - Fine, go. Go! - See? 1119 01:02:00,213 --> 01:02:01,673 Fuck you, Jeeves. 1120 01:02:04,921 --> 01:02:06,300 Hey, hey! 1121 01:02:06,380 --> 01:02:08,420 I'd say Iceland paid off handsomely, huh? 1122 01:02:08,505 --> 01:02:09,705 No, there's only 10 grand in here. 1123 01:02:10,213 --> 01:02:11,341 We agreed 50. 1124 01:02:11,421 --> 01:02:14,461 Reggie had to pay off a bigshot named James Mangan. 1125 01:02:14,546 --> 01:02:15,916 James Mangan? 1126 01:02:16,005 --> 01:02:17,085 - You know him? - Yeah, yeah. 1127 01:02:17,171 --> 01:02:19,091 I sold him some merchandise a while back. You see him at the fights. 1128 01:02:19,171 --> 01:02:20,648 He manages a couple of welterweights. 1129 01:02:20,848 --> 01:02:21,258 Yeah. 1130 01:02:21,338 --> 01:02:23,258 He owns the restaurant in this hotel. 1131 01:02:23,338 --> 01:02:24,548 Really? 1132 01:02:24,630 --> 01:02:25,758 Must be loaded. 1133 01:02:25,838 --> 01:02:27,458 Yeah. You wanna see the rest of your money? 1134 01:02:27,546 --> 01:02:29,166 Fucking here we go. 1135 01:02:29,255 --> 01:02:31,585 All right. Just hang out here and if you see him, just give me a call. 1136 01:02:32,505 --> 01:02:33,755 Okay. 1137 01:02:34,963 --> 01:02:36,803 Still, though, happy days. 1138 01:02:37,796 --> 01:02:39,206 You're not really happy. 1139 01:02:39,296 --> 01:02:41,296 It's just a chemical secretion in your brain. 1140 01:03:57,838 --> 01:03:58,918 Hey. 1141 01:03:59,880 --> 01:04:01,300 It's me, honey. 1142 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:03,210 It's only me. 1143 01:04:07,463 --> 01:04:09,133 It's just a dream. 1144 01:04:09,588 --> 01:04:10,668 Okay? 1145 01:04:14,838 --> 01:04:16,418 It's only a dream. 1146 01:04:29,171 --> 01:04:30,301 What the fuck is that? 1147 01:04:30,671 --> 01:04:33,011 It's a large Chinese plastic cat. What the fuck does it look like? 1148 01:04:33,380 --> 01:04:34,670 It's supposed to bring good luck. 1149 01:04:42,713 --> 01:04:43,923 Or maybe not. 1150 01:04:55,588 --> 01:04:56,668 Ah! 1151 01:05:10,505 --> 01:05:11,705 Is that it? 1152 01:05:13,546 --> 01:05:15,086 Is that all you got? 1153 01:05:17,880 --> 01:05:20,420 You're gonna have to do a lot better than that, boys. 1154 01:05:20,546 --> 01:05:23,336 It can get a lot worse, faggot. Believe me. 1155 01:05:30,338 --> 01:05:32,088 Oh, it can, huh, can it? 1156 01:05:33,463 --> 01:05:35,093 It can get a lot worse, huh? 1157 01:05:36,963 --> 01:05:38,513 Well, what are you gonna do? 1158 01:05:39,088 --> 01:05:40,378 Huh? 1159 01:05:40,463 --> 01:05:42,013 You gonna cut me? 1160 01:05:43,338 --> 01:05:45,008 You gonna abuse me? 1161 01:05:46,088 --> 01:05:48,168 You gonna rape me? 1162 01:05:48,255 --> 01:05:49,335 Huh? 1163 01:05:53,671 --> 01:05:56,341 I'm gonna let you in on a little secret, boys. 1164 01:05:57,630 --> 01:06:01,090 There ain't nothing you can do to me that ain't already been done. 1165 01:06:03,296 --> 01:06:04,666 So go ahead. 1166 01:06:07,671 --> 01:06:09,301 Do your worst. 1167 01:06:12,005 --> 01:06:14,125 What do you want us to do? 1168 01:06:30,255 --> 01:06:33,165 I don't think the boys will be too keen on killing a cop. 1169 01:06:35,213 --> 01:06:36,423 Boss. 1170 01:06:39,130 --> 01:06:40,550 Boss! 1171 01:07:32,463 --> 01:07:33,553 Hey. 1172 01:07:34,921 --> 01:07:36,461 Son of a bitch. 1173 01:07:37,171 --> 01:07:38,961 Well, you should see the other guy. 1174 01:07:40,338 --> 01:07:42,338 He's totally unscathed. 1175 01:07:52,505 --> 01:07:54,125 Babe, come on. 1176 01:07:55,963 --> 01:07:57,263 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1177 01:07:58,046 --> 01:07:59,546 I'm okay. 1178 01:07:59,630 --> 01:08:01,710 It looks much worse than it is. 1179 01:08:01,796 --> 01:08:03,006 I'm okay. I'm okay. 1180 01:08:03,088 --> 01:08:05,918 Don't cry. Don't cry. No, no, no, don't cry. I'm okay. 1181 01:08:06,713 --> 01:08:09,173 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you. 1182 01:08:09,255 --> 01:08:10,915 Kiss my bloody lips. 1183 01:08:13,338 --> 01:08:15,128 It's gotta be Mangan, right? 1184 01:08:15,213 --> 01:08:17,053 Obviously someone we've upset. 1185 01:08:17,630 --> 01:08:20,170 That could be anybody. 1186 01:08:23,546 --> 01:08:25,626 You look like Adam Ant. 1187 01:08:25,713 --> 01:08:26,800 Remember him? 1188 01:08:26,880 --> 01:08:28,008 Fuck you, hippie. 1189 01:08:28,088 --> 01:08:29,878 Aren't you supposed to be scoping out the Brit? 1190 01:08:29,963 --> 01:08:31,673 Hmm. They threw me out when I skinned up. 1191 01:08:31,755 --> 01:08:33,505 He's still in there, though. 1192 01:08:33,588 --> 01:08:35,758 Probably having a nice little lounge for himself. 1193 01:08:37,880 --> 01:08:39,340 Nice piece of salmon. 1194 01:08:39,421 --> 01:08:41,085 Mangan, any distinguishing features? 1195 01:08:41,285 --> 01:08:41,761 Uh... 1196 01:08:42,630 --> 01:08:44,710 Yeah, he's sitting with a bunch of Japs. 1197 01:08:44,796 --> 01:08:46,086 Can't miss him. 1198 01:08:49,130 --> 01:08:51,260 James! James. 1199 01:08:51,963 --> 01:08:53,841 Right here. There you are. 1200 01:08:53,921 --> 01:08:55,341 He's right there. 1201 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:57,090 Hey! 1202 01:08:57,630 --> 01:08:59,630 How are things, man? 1203 01:09:07,046 --> 01:09:08,796 Well, this is awkward. 1204 01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:11,130 You're not gonna introduce us to your guy? 1205 01:09:12,255 --> 01:09:13,795 This is Mr Okuyama. 1206 01:09:14,671 --> 01:09:15,377 And Mr Murakawa. 1207 01:09:15,577 --> 01:09:17,211 They are business associates of mine. 1208 01:09:17,296 --> 01:09:19,756 This is Miss Ito, their interpreter. 1209 01:09:20,213 --> 01:09:21,633 Mr Bolaño 1210 01:09:22,755 --> 01:09:24,585 and Mr Monroe. 1211 01:09:24,671 --> 01:09:26,171 They're policemen. 1212 01:09:26,255 --> 01:09:27,665 Why is this so formal, huh? 1213 01:09:27,755 --> 01:09:30,875 I'm Bob, this is Terry. Pleased to meet you. 1214 01:09:30,963 --> 01:09:33,091 - See, that was easier. See? - Is that lobster? Mind if I... 1215 01:09:33,171 --> 01:09:34,961 That was much easier. 1216 01:09:35,046 --> 01:09:36,796 Oh, I love lobster. What have you got there, Bob? 1217 01:09:41,463 --> 01:09:43,463 I think it's veal. Yum-yum! 1218 01:09:43,588 --> 01:09:45,128 Would you care for some wine, perhaps? 1219 01:09:45,255 --> 01:09:48,205 No, we can't drink while we're on duty 1220 01:09:48,296 --> 01:09:50,586 because that would be illegal. 1221 01:09:51,880 --> 01:09:52,960 Is everything all right, sir? 1222 01:09:53,338 --> 01:09:55,338 Yes, it's fine. I'd like the bill, please. 1223 01:09:55,421 --> 01:09:57,881 - Oh, that's fantastic. - That's good. Hey, Bob. 1224 01:09:57,963 --> 01:10:00,383 Did I ever tell you about that time I puked Indian food through my nose? 1225 01:10:00,463 --> 01:10:02,133 - No! - Gentlemen, 1226 01:10:02,213 --> 01:10:03,777 is this a social visit or do you have 1227 01:10:03,977 --> 01:10:05,758 a particular reason for embarrassing me? 1228 01:10:05,838 --> 01:10:07,208 We're not trying to embarrass you. Are we, Terry? 1229 01:10:07,296 --> 01:10:09,956 - Why would we? - We just came here to say that 1230 01:10:10,046 --> 01:10:12,376 we know everything about you and we're onto you. 1231 01:10:12,463 --> 01:10:13,591 You don't know the first thing about me. 1232 01:10:13,671 --> 01:10:14,841 Oh, story time, okay. 1233 01:10:14,921 --> 01:10:17,171 - I am a legitimate businessman... - Hmm. 1234 01:10:17,255 --> 01:10:18,457 ...and if you think you can play 1235 01:10:18,657 --> 01:10:20,085 any of your dirty little tricks on me, 1236 01:10:20,171 --> 01:10:23,211 I think you'll find yourselves sadly mistaken. 1237 01:10:23,296 --> 01:10:24,626 Hmm. 1238 01:10:24,713 --> 01:10:28,508 No, I don't think you understand, you limey fucking dipshit. 1239 01:10:28,588 --> 01:10:30,458 See, we don't live in your world. 1240 01:10:30,546 --> 01:10:32,086 You live in ours. 1241 01:10:32,171 --> 01:10:33,421 You know that 800 grand? 1242 01:10:33,880 --> 01:10:36,130 Eight hundred thousand fucking dollars? 1243 01:10:36,213 --> 01:10:38,050 See, that's ours. 1244 01:10:38,130 --> 01:10:39,960 That's not yours. 1245 01:10:40,046 --> 01:10:41,666 You have until tonight to hand it over. 1246 01:10:41,755 --> 01:10:44,705 And if you don't hand it over, you're gonna be fucked. 1247 01:10:46,880 --> 01:10:48,960 So make sure to give us a call, okay? 1248 01:10:50,463 --> 01:10:51,673 You got that? 1249 01:10:55,213 --> 01:10:56,343 How's that lobster, Terry? 1250 01:10:57,088 --> 01:10:58,298 Pretty tasty. 1251 01:10:58,713 --> 01:10:59,963 You want some dessert or... 1252 01:11:00,046 --> 01:11:02,836 No, no, I gotta watch the waistline here. 1253 01:11:05,171 --> 01:11:07,091 We should do this again sometime. It was fun. 1254 01:11:07,171 --> 01:11:09,341 I look forward to it. You've been delightful company. 1255 01:11:09,463 --> 01:11:10,841 Terry, that was sarcasm. 1256 01:11:10,921 --> 01:11:12,171 The lowest form of wit, Bob. 1257 01:11:13,338 --> 01:11:14,418 Sayonara. 1258 01:11:15,005 --> 01:11:16,085 Sayonara. 1259 01:11:18,296 --> 01:11:20,086 The goodbye! The goodbye. 1260 01:11:28,796 --> 01:11:31,243 So Mangan got his sharks involved, huh? 1261 01:11:31,443 --> 01:11:32,666 I have to say, 1262 01:11:32,755 --> 01:11:34,505 I'm disappointed. 1263 01:11:34,588 --> 01:11:36,168 I feel like you've let me down. 1264 01:11:36,255 --> 01:11:37,335 Aw! 1265 01:11:37,421 --> 01:11:39,341 You can't carry out that level of harassment 1266 01:11:39,421 --> 01:11:41,300 and think you can get away with it. 1267 01:11:41,380 --> 01:11:43,130 If the guy was an Arab, yeah. 1268 01:11:43,213 --> 01:11:45,050 But this is a Brit we're talking about. 1269 01:11:45,130 --> 01:11:49,008 Guy's a lord, apparently. He's got a fucking OBE or something. 1270 01:11:49,088 --> 01:11:50,338 OBE? What the fuck is that? 1271 01:11:50,421 --> 01:11:51,519 Order of the British Empire. 1272 01:11:51,719 --> 01:11:53,171 Those fucking titles don't mean shit. 1273 01:11:53,255 --> 01:11:55,545 They don't mean shit to us, Bob, but the Brits swear by 'em. 1274 01:11:55,630 --> 01:11:59,170 - I'm a prince. - This, it just ain't right. 1275 01:11:59,796 --> 01:12:00,916 It ain't right. 1276 01:12:01,005 --> 01:12:03,375 Not to mention, having cars blown up outside your house. 1277 01:12:03,463 --> 01:12:05,633 And you looking like you just got the shit kicked out of you. 1278 01:12:05,713 --> 01:12:07,300 Just a little domestic abuse. 1279 01:12:07,380 --> 01:12:09,170 And that wasn't even my car, that was a four-by-four. 1280 01:12:09,796 --> 01:12:11,586 People don't like 'em, they're gas-guzzlers. 1281 01:12:11,671 --> 01:12:13,631 Probably some Greenpeace motherfucker torched it. 1282 01:12:13,796 --> 01:12:15,126 - Evil. - They're assholes. 1283 01:12:15,213 --> 01:12:16,923 I know. 1284 01:12:17,005 --> 01:12:18,755 - Are you done? - Yes. 1285 01:12:18,838 --> 01:12:20,168 Okay. 1286 01:12:20,255 --> 01:12:22,205 I'm gonna need your guns, too. 1287 01:12:23,838 --> 01:12:25,128 You think I care? 1288 01:12:26,088 --> 01:12:27,258 I don't even like this gun. 1289 01:12:31,755 --> 01:12:33,005 And clear out your desks. 1290 01:12:33,171 --> 01:12:34,591 There's nothing in my desk. 1291 01:12:34,671 --> 01:12:37,300 There is that one triple-murder case from a couple years back. 1292 01:12:37,380 --> 01:12:38,508 Oh, yeah. 1293 01:12:38,588 --> 01:12:40,508 - I wonder who did that? - We may never know. 1294 01:12:40,588 --> 01:12:41,918 - Hey, Bob. - Yeah? 1295 01:12:42,005 --> 01:12:43,915 I'm telling you this as a friend. 1296 01:12:44,005 --> 01:12:46,045 He's gonna get you killed. 1297 01:12:46,130 --> 01:12:47,210 You know that, don't you? 1298 01:12:47,296 --> 01:12:49,046 Well, with all due respect, 1299 01:12:49,130 --> 01:12:50,380 you were never a friend of mine. 1300 01:12:51,046 --> 01:12:53,506 You were more a glorified fucking acquaintance. 1301 01:13:00,713 --> 01:13:02,463 I'm staying with Terry and his girlfriend. 1302 01:13:02,588 --> 01:13:04,418 They got this really cool place. 1303 01:13:06,380 --> 01:13:07,760 That's good. 1304 01:13:08,588 --> 01:13:09,918 It'll only be till you get out. 1305 01:13:10,213 --> 01:13:13,133 Terry says you got a good chance of getting off at the trial. 1306 01:13:13,213 --> 01:13:15,093 Then we can live together again. 1307 01:13:17,588 --> 01:13:19,338 With your husband's record, ma'am, 1308 01:13:19,421 --> 01:13:21,051 if we put that together with some other shit, 1309 01:13:21,921 --> 01:13:23,961 like history of spousal abuse or something... 1310 01:13:24,046 --> 01:13:25,956 That's not why I killed him. 1311 01:13:28,671 --> 01:13:30,551 I'm so sorry. 1312 01:13:34,130 --> 01:13:36,130 I'm so, so sorry. 1313 01:13:44,338 --> 01:13:45,708 It's not fair. 1314 01:13:46,546 --> 01:13:47,956 No, it's not. 1315 01:13:50,880 --> 01:13:52,670 Life's a marked deck, kid. 1316 01:13:53,713 --> 01:13:55,303 Don't you ever forget it. 1317 01:14:01,296 --> 01:14:03,086 I hate jellyfish. 1318 01:14:03,546 --> 01:14:05,836 I wonder how in the hell it got out here? 1319 01:14:05,921 --> 01:14:07,511 Maybe it fell from a spaceship. 1320 01:14:10,588 --> 01:14:14,008 Is it true they can sting you even when they're dead? 1321 01:14:14,630 --> 01:14:16,920 No, I think when they're dead, 1322 01:14:17,005 --> 01:14:18,455 they're dead. 1323 01:14:21,130 --> 01:14:23,050 They're immortal, though. 1324 01:14:23,130 --> 01:14:24,210 What? 1325 01:14:24,880 --> 01:14:26,840 Jellyfish, they're immortal. 1326 01:14:27,963 --> 01:14:29,133 Bob told me. 1327 01:14:29,213 --> 01:14:31,341 Just because Bob says something doesn't mean it's true. 1328 01:14:31,421 --> 01:14:32,881 Yeah, it does. 1329 01:14:32,963 --> 01:14:34,463 That's my greatest fear, actually. 1330 01:14:34,546 --> 01:14:35,876 Death by jellyfish. 1331 01:14:35,963 --> 01:14:39,383 Your greatest fear is death by jellyfish? Okay. 1332 01:14:39,463 --> 01:14:40,758 It's not funny. 1333 01:14:40,838 --> 01:14:42,208 Random death by jellyfish. 1334 01:14:42,796 --> 01:14:46,046 This guy I knew, he caught a jellyfish, put it in a jar, 1335 01:14:46,130 --> 01:14:47,710 went out drinking, 1336 01:14:47,838 --> 01:14:49,548 got home... Listen to this. 1337 01:14:49,630 --> 01:14:52,880 Got home and reached for what he thought was a glass of water... 1338 01:14:53,546 --> 01:14:54,796 What do you think happened? He's dead. 1339 01:14:56,171 --> 01:14:59,051 Well, I'm glad you guys find the idea so amusing. 1340 01:15:00,005 --> 01:15:01,625 Come on, you deadbeats. 1341 01:15:02,296 --> 01:15:04,206 Let's go get some frijoles! 1342 01:15:05,338 --> 01:15:06,918 - No, wait, I can't... - Come on! 1343 01:15:07,005 --> 01:15:08,455 No, I can't run in these! 1344 01:15:08,546 --> 01:15:10,586 Come on! 1345 01:15:11,130 --> 01:15:14,380 '"I am real!' said Alice, and began to cry. 1346 01:15:14,671 --> 01:15:16,307 '"You won't make yourself a bit realer 1347 01:15:16,507 --> 01:15:18,011 by crying, ' Tweedledee remarked: 1348 01:15:19,046 --> 01:15:20,916 ""There's nothing to cry about."" 1349 01:15:24,380 --> 01:15:25,880 We'll finish this off tomorrow. 1350 01:15:25,963 --> 01:15:28,758 Daddy, what happens when you die? 1351 01:15:28,838 --> 01:15:31,168 Nothing. When you're dead, you're dead. 1352 01:15:31,671 --> 01:15:33,341 But isn't Mommy in heaven, Daddy? 1353 01:15:33,421 --> 01:15:35,258 No, she's not, darling. 1354 01:15:35,338 --> 01:15:38,628 What did I say? It's just darkness forever. 1355 01:15:38,796 --> 01:15:39,880 Now, run along and play. 1356 01:15:40,080 --> 01:15:41,796 I have to speak to your Uncle Russell. 1357 01:15:46,171 --> 01:15:47,841 Growing up so quickly. 1358 01:15:57,380 --> 01:15:59,550 So what are we gonna do about those two pricks? 1359 01:15:59,755 --> 01:16:01,755 They were fired today. 1360 01:16:01,838 --> 01:16:04,008 They are no longer serving police officers. 1361 01:16:04,088 --> 01:16:06,258 They are civilians. 1362 01:16:07,046 --> 01:16:08,666 The fuck does that mean? 1363 01:16:08,755 --> 01:16:10,205 It's over? 1364 01:16:10,296 --> 01:16:12,006 No, it's not over, Russell. 1365 01:16:12,421 --> 01:16:14,341 Now we're going to kill them. 1366 01:16:24,463 --> 01:16:26,173 You almost broke my fucking cock! 1367 01:16:27,130 --> 01:16:28,380 Can you break a cock? 1368 01:16:28,463 --> 01:16:30,423 Well, I mean, the fucking tendons. 1369 01:16:30,505 --> 01:16:32,295 You snapped the fucking tendons. 1370 01:16:49,630 --> 01:16:51,510 Well, I gotta take a break. 1371 01:16:52,505 --> 01:16:54,205 Ruminate. 1372 01:16:54,296 --> 01:16:55,506 Consider options. 1373 01:16:57,130 --> 01:16:58,380 I'm gonna miss it, though, you know? 1374 01:16:59,463 --> 01:17:02,383 - Like, I liked the structure. - The structure? 1375 01:17:03,505 --> 01:17:06,835 Maybe it's a good thing that we got out, you know? 1376 01:17:07,755 --> 01:17:09,375 Things were just getting a little too close to home 1377 01:17:09,463 --> 01:17:11,300 and, you know, when those things start to happen... 1378 01:17:11,380 --> 01:17:15,090 Yeah. I'm not sure how much longer you could've gotten away with it. 1379 01:17:16,088 --> 01:17:17,838 Especially with Terry. 1380 01:17:20,380 --> 01:17:21,460 Terry. 1381 01:17:21,921 --> 01:17:23,008 Hey, toro! 1382 01:17:29,505 --> 01:17:31,255 That's pretty fucking funny, huh? 1383 01:17:31,338 --> 01:17:32,758 Yeah, it's funny. 1384 01:17:32,838 --> 01:17:34,628 Yeah, you go, toro. 1385 01:17:35,380 --> 01:17:37,260 That's pretty good, huh? 1386 01:17:41,296 --> 01:17:43,456 When you got beat up last night, 1387 01:17:44,963 --> 01:17:47,633 did that have anything to do with me? 1388 01:17:48,213 --> 01:17:50,423 Of course not. Why would it? 1389 01:17:51,338 --> 01:17:53,048 I know why she did it. 1390 01:17:54,171 --> 01:17:55,261 Who? 1391 01:17:56,421 --> 01:17:57,631 My mom. 1392 01:17:59,546 --> 01:18:01,546 I know why she stabbed my dad. 1393 01:18:04,546 --> 01:18:06,626 She found out what he'd done. 1394 01:18:08,880 --> 01:18:10,420 Well, what had he done? 1395 01:18:16,880 --> 01:18:19,210 Danny, what had he done? 1396 01:18:23,755 --> 01:18:26,085 He took me out to this place, 1397 01:18:26,171 --> 01:18:28,091 somewhere outside the city. 1398 01:18:29,296 --> 01:18:31,166 There were these people there. 1399 01:18:33,088 --> 01:18:34,708 They did things. 1400 01:18:35,338 --> 01:18:36,668 You know. 1401 01:18:41,213 --> 01:18:43,213 They filmed it as well. 1402 01:18:52,255 --> 01:18:53,335 Hmm. 1403 01:19:02,421 --> 01:19:04,591 And do you know the names of these people? 1404 01:19:07,171 --> 01:19:09,461 Yeah, I know their names. 1405 01:21:03,130 --> 01:21:04,710 Do you know why you're here, sir? 1406 01:21:05,713 --> 01:21:06,883 Go fuck yourself. 1407 01:21:08,713 --> 01:21:10,133 It's because I hate informers. 1408 01:21:11,463 --> 01:21:13,673 They have no honour. 1409 01:21:13,796 --> 01:21:15,546 They have no code. 1410 01:21:15,630 --> 01:21:16,710 Go fuck yourself. 1411 01:21:18,421 --> 01:21:21,091 This is the Lafayette sword. 1412 01:21:21,171 --> 01:21:23,301 From the Revolutionary War. 1413 01:21:23,463 --> 01:21:25,550 Yes, there was a revolution in the United States. 1414 01:21:25,630 --> 01:21:27,420 It's hard to believe, I know. 1415 01:21:28,171 --> 01:21:30,961 I stole it from a Masonic Lodge in Illinois. 1416 01:21:34,380 --> 01:21:37,380 Have you heard of the writer Yukio Mishima? 1417 01:21:39,046 --> 01:21:40,956 No, of course you haven't, you're Irish. 1418 01:21:41,046 --> 01:21:42,376 I was forgetting. 1419 01:21:42,463 --> 01:21:44,550 Anyway, in 1970, 1420 01:21:44,630 --> 01:21:47,670 Mishima attempted a coup on his native Japan. 1421 01:21:47,755 --> 01:21:50,625 The coup failed and Mishima committed seppuku, 1422 01:21:50,713 --> 01:21:53,513 or ritual disembowelment, if you prefer. 1423 01:21:54,588 --> 01:21:56,338 The second-in-command was supposed to behead him 1424 01:21:56,421 --> 01:21:58,849 at the culmination of the ritual but the poor 1425 01:21:59,049 --> 01:22:01,421 chap was so bloody nervous that he missed. 1426 01:22:04,213 --> 01:22:07,341 Mishima's bloody head was hanging off him, 1427 01:22:07,421 --> 01:22:08,881 quite literally. 1428 01:22:10,880 --> 01:22:13,340 Another chap had to step in to finish him off. 1429 01:22:15,796 --> 01:22:18,006 Let's hope I don't miss, eh? 1430 01:22:18,088 --> 01:22:21,088 Fucking Brits. You never know when to shut up. 1431 01:22:30,796 --> 01:22:31,956 Poor kid. 1432 01:22:33,171 --> 01:22:34,261 Yeah. 1433 01:22:35,963 --> 01:22:37,803 I've never killed anybody before. 1434 01:22:41,421 --> 01:22:43,011 Well, neither have I. 1435 01:22:44,755 --> 01:22:46,165 You know what they say. 1436 01:22:47,380 --> 01:22:49,590 Always be open to new experiences. 1437 01:22:52,630 --> 01:22:56,800 I'll do this on my own. You don't have to get involved. 1438 01:23:02,380 --> 01:23:04,380 How come you always look out for me, Bob? 1439 01:23:06,880 --> 01:23:08,840 Because you're a good friend of mine. 1440 01:23:25,463 --> 01:23:27,263 I've got your money. 1441 01:23:32,880 --> 01:23:34,420 You should be in bed. 1442 01:23:37,088 --> 01:23:38,758 Where's Lonesome Luke? 1443 01:23:41,130 --> 01:23:42,210 What? 1444 01:23:44,546 --> 01:23:47,296 I think he's gone to kill a whole bunch of people. 1445 01:23:53,630 --> 01:23:57,010 You know that in Somalia only men have gravestones? 1446 01:23:58,505 --> 01:24:01,755 Walt Whitman was buried without his brain. 1447 01:24:03,296 --> 01:24:05,756 Descartes was buried without his right hand. 1448 01:24:08,421 --> 01:24:12,341 So you never wonder who created this whole shebang? 1449 01:24:13,755 --> 01:24:14,835 No. 1450 01:24:16,421 --> 01:24:17,631 It's like 1451 01:24:18,630 --> 01:24:21,920 where does the universe begin and where does it end? 1452 01:24:22,005 --> 01:24:24,705 And if you can't tell me that, you can't tell me God doesn't exist. 1453 01:24:30,463 --> 01:24:32,591 But then again, Pythagoras believed 1454 01:24:32,671 --> 01:24:34,881 that after you're dead, 1455 01:24:34,963 --> 01:24:37,091 your soul goes into a fucking green bean. 1456 01:24:37,171 --> 01:24:38,261 So what do I know? 1457 01:25:17,255 --> 01:25:19,165 Oh, I love this car! 1458 01:25:19,338 --> 01:25:21,548 She's fucking indestructible. 1459 01:25:32,921 --> 01:25:34,881 Like I always say, Bob, 1460 01:25:34,963 --> 01:25:37,803 if it ain't broke, break it. 1461 01:26:04,713 --> 01:26:07,763 Detectives, good to see you again. 1462 01:26:09,338 --> 01:26:10,708 You like Westerns, right? 1463 01:26:20,630 --> 01:26:23,050 I don't have your $800,000. 1464 01:26:24,005 --> 01:26:25,835 I was never going to give it to you. 1465 01:26:26,796 --> 01:26:30,006 I thought I'd state that up front in the interest of full disclosure. 1466 01:26:30,171 --> 01:26:32,511 You're not, uh, so tough now, huh? 1467 01:26:33,171 --> 01:26:35,301 Without your motherfucking badge? 1468 01:26:35,505 --> 01:26:36,625 Hey, listen, man, 1469 01:26:36,796 --> 01:26:38,376 I know we don't see eye-to-eye, but... 1470 01:26:38,546 --> 01:26:40,296 Fuck you! Fuck you! 1471 01:26:41,421 --> 01:26:42,591 I'm fine. 1472 01:26:49,546 --> 01:26:52,956 I must say, you're taking this turn of events rather well. 1473 01:26:53,088 --> 01:26:55,338 We haven't come here for the money. 1474 01:26:55,421 --> 01:26:57,189 We don't care about the money any more. 1475 01:26:57,389 --> 01:26:57,761 Oh. 1476 01:26:58,296 --> 01:27:00,006 This is about Danny Reynard. 1477 01:27:02,296 --> 01:27:03,836 Danny Reynard. 1478 01:27:04,005 --> 01:27:05,165 Hmm. 1479 01:27:06,338 --> 01:27:09,838 I can't quite place the name. 1480 01:27:23,838 --> 01:27:25,588 You know, one day, 1481 01:27:25,671 --> 01:27:27,551 these students were taking a philosophy exam. 1482 01:27:27,713 --> 01:27:31,673 And at the start, the tutor grabs a chair, puts it on a desk 1483 01:27:31,755 --> 01:27:33,455 and says, "For your last test, 1484 01:27:34,713 --> 01:27:36,423 "prove this chair exists." 1485 01:27:36,546 --> 01:27:38,956 So everyone's scribbling away, 1486 01:27:39,588 --> 01:27:40,838 except one guy. 1487 01:27:40,921 --> 01:27:43,841 He writes two words, gets up, 1488 01:27:44,005 --> 01:27:46,665 hands his paper to the tutor, 1489 01:27:46,755 --> 01:27:48,415 leaves the class. 1490 01:27:48,505 --> 01:27:49,875 Tutor looks at it 1491 01:27:50,505 --> 01:27:52,045 and on it, it says, 1492 01:27:52,671 --> 01:27:54,051 "What chair?" 1493 01:28:01,880 --> 01:28:04,920 Well, that's certainly very... 1494 01:28:05,755 --> 01:28:06,835 Fuck! 1495 01:28:18,713 --> 01:28:19,923 Fuck! 1496 01:28:52,255 --> 01:28:53,335 Bob? 1497 01:29:00,546 --> 01:29:01,626 Bob? 1498 01:29:17,380 --> 01:29:19,300 I love bulletproof vests. 1499 01:29:21,088 --> 01:29:22,708 Let's go fuck these scumbags. 1500 01:29:49,796 --> 01:29:51,626 I killed your snitch. 1501 01:29:54,713 --> 01:29:56,843 I chopped his fucking head off! 1502 01:30:01,088 --> 01:30:02,168 Wait. 1503 01:30:04,838 --> 01:30:05,918 Don't... 1504 01:30:07,630 --> 01:30:09,800 I knew your last words would be shit. 1505 01:30:19,421 --> 01:30:20,511 All right. 1506 01:30:22,838 --> 01:30:24,088 All right, you made your point. 1507 01:30:30,005 --> 01:30:31,755 How much is this gonna cost me? 1508 01:30:32,046 --> 01:30:33,916 It's gonna cost you your life. 1509 01:30:35,755 --> 01:30:36,915 Nice line. 1510 01:30:48,588 --> 01:30:50,298 Well, that's a damn shame. 1511 01:30:51,713 --> 01:30:54,053 I kinda liked the guy, in a funny sort of way. 1512 01:30:54,171 --> 01:30:56,511 His hair was receding quite a bit. 1513 01:30:58,255 --> 01:30:59,915 His teeth are all fucked up. 1514 01:31:00,546 --> 01:31:01,626 What are you doing? 1515 01:31:01,755 --> 01:31:03,545 Well, we gotta give him a decent burial. 1516 01:31:04,921 --> 01:31:06,881 What are we, savages? 1517 01:31:07,005 --> 01:31:09,955 Thought you were, like, keeping him as a souvenir or something. 1518 01:31:11,421 --> 01:31:14,881 So that story about the philosophy exam and the chair. 1519 01:31:14,963 --> 01:31:16,713 What does that actually mean? 1520 01:31:17,213 --> 01:31:19,258 It's not supposed to mean anything. 1521 01:31:19,338 --> 01:31:21,088 It's like a Zen koan. 1522 01:31:21,171 --> 01:31:22,841 Just ponder on it. 1523 01:31:22,921 --> 01:31:24,381 Just ponder on it? 1524 01:31:24,463 --> 01:31:26,213 Yeah. I fucked it up, though. 1525 01:31:26,296 --> 01:31:30,006 I was supposed to say, "Prove the chair doesn't exist." 1526 01:31:31,255 --> 01:31:32,755 Ah! 1527 01:31:32,838 --> 01:31:34,588 So it doesn't exist, huh? 1528 01:31:52,046 --> 01:31:54,126 Man, that was some cold shit. 1529 01:32:28,463 --> 01:32:30,050 Wait, you going in? 1530 01:32:42,963 --> 01:32:44,593 So what's next, man? 1531 01:32:45,838 --> 01:32:47,588 I'm gonna live slow, 1532 01:32:47,671 --> 01:32:49,711 die old and leave an ugly-looking corpse. 1533 01:32:50,130 --> 01:32:51,300 What are you gonna do? 1534 01:32:52,671 --> 01:32:54,011 I don't know. 1535 01:32:55,296 --> 01:32:56,626 Something sedate. 1536 01:32:59,005 --> 01:33:00,795 You think you're capable of being sedate? 1537 01:33:02,213 --> 01:33:04,213 Well, Bob, it's like the Buddha once said... 1538 01:33:04,380 --> 01:33:06,420 You're quoting fucking Buddha now? 1539 01:33:06,505 --> 01:33:08,665 Do not dwell in the past, 1540 01:33:09,588 --> 01:33:11,418 do not dream of the future. 1541 01:33:12,171 --> 01:33:15,051 Concentrate the mind on the present moment. 1542 01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:25,510 I love this song. 1543 01:33:26,671 --> 01:33:27,801 Great song. 1544 01:33:29,755 --> 01:33:30,835 Masterpiece. 108219