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♪ In these times
of hate and pain ♪
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♪ We need a remedy
to take us from the reign ♪
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♪ I've been thinking
of what I need ♪
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♪ I need a freak
to hold me tight ♪
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♪ I need a freak
every day and every night ♪
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Psst.
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Excuse me, Judy.
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Can you move your hair
off my desk?
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Oh, you mean
my luscious fluffs?
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Well, you're getting
your dandruff
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all over my worksheet.
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You know you like it...
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stud.
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So long and perfume-y.
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Seriously, move your hair.
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No!
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Ahh!
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Hi.
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Shoot!
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I liked you,
you fuckin' asshole!
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I loved you!
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♪ Praise ♪
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♪ Praise ♪
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If I knew
I could care for my family
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during a terrifying
and uncertain time
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with just a bucket or two,
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well, I would be running
to my pocketbook.
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Not only do
Aimee-Leigh and I
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want you to be safe,
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the Lord wants you to be safe.
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Jesus talked to me last night.
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Jesus said,
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"Eli, you better get
them folks ready."
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Y2K is real.
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It's coming.
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And the church
is gonna need help.
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I agreed to talk with you
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because you're
from "TIME" magazine.
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That's a periodical I respect.
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Your church raised
an enormous amount of money
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by telling people that Y2K
would bring the end of days.
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It didn't, of course.
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It was the grace
of the Lord Himself
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that prevented humanity
from facing that disaster.
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Indeed.
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You seem pretty convinced
it was happening.
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Do you think it's unethical
to scare people
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and then benefit
from that fearmongering?
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Folks come to me
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when they're trying
to make sense of the world.
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I just help as best I can.
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So who was wrong,
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Jesus or you?
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Amber, baby.
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They love you.
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You had them wrapped
around your finger
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at Parents' Weekend.
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But this is different.
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Bringing me to your mansion...
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ugh, it's all so daunting.
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Well, better get undaunted, baby...
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'Cause one day,
this crib will all be mine,
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and I'm looking to have
your fine ass by my side.
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He cut my damn hair.
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Tried to Samson my ass.
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I wasn't just gonna take that.
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You tell your teacher
or your principal.
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You stay out of it.
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You don't act like a lunatic.
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That's right.
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Tell me about it.
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I bring my "say, say, my baby"
all the way here
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to get to know my family,
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and we are instantly
dealing with
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all this "he said, she said"
bullshit.
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Suck my dick, Jesse.
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You suck mine, Judy.
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I want a meal, boy.
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Not no snack.
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That was good.
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She's saying that
you have a tiny little titi.
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Fuck off, Kelvin.
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At least I got a titi.
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Not a tiny little doll pecker
like you.
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Not even any hairs
or nothing.
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Enough!
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We have a guest.
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Boy, this is not the impression
we want to give you, Amber.
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My apologies.
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It's a blessing
to have you with us.
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Where are you from, sweetheart?
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Uh, Kentucky.
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Just a small little town.
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Is that human hair, Country?
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You wearing a horse hair wig?
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Um, it's...
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Real hair.
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Not a wig.
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Oh.
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Judy, why don't you slide
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this chicken-fried steak
with gravy
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right up your ass?
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I wasn't trying to be mean.
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She's from the country,
so I called her Country.
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All the best girls
are country girls.
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Isn't that right, darling?
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Don't you know it.
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Well, well, well.
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If it isn't the girl
from the Wendy's sign.
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Y'all got running water
where you're from?
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Of course we do.
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Well, I don't know your life.
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Look at you.
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Just regular-ass
shopping mall clothes.
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Your pants are nice.
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Well, take a good look.
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'Cause you couldn't afford this
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if you sucked every dick
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in the hills and hollers
of Kentucky.
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What is your problem?
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I just know
what you're up to.
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Impoverished girl
with big dreams,
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chasing all the riches
and gold.
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That is not
what's happening here.
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Jesse means a lot to me.
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I call bull.
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You don't love Jesse.
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He's a fucking clown.
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When you look at his dumb face,
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instead of seeing eyes
and noses and shit,
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you see your ticket
out of the sticks.
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You are very rude!
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And you have no idea
what you're talking about.
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Where you going, Wendy's?
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I thought we were doing
girl talks.
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It's our faith!
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Our faith that protects us!
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You said it! Yes!
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Be not afraid,
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for I am Daniel
in the lion's den!
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Amen!
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All right.
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- We'll see you next week.
- Yeah, you too.
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- Yes, ma'am.
- Oh, good to see you.
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- Good to see you.
- All right.
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- Thanks so much for coming.
- Thank you.
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- Oh, sir. Hey.
- Hi, Tom.
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- That's lovely.
- Thank you very much.
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Oh, what a sweetheart.
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- Thanks for coming.
- Thank you.
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You guys are on donuts
next week.
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J1013 AM, Christian Talk,
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mixing it up with
the biggest names in faith.
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Now back
to the Skip Arness Show.
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You hear the latest
from the Gemstones?
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Their church made a mint
off the Y2K scare.
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Millions.
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Attendance is down
for the first time
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in their history,
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and people are protesting
outside their church.
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They deserve every criticism.
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Did Uncle Eli do
something wrong?
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Well, your uncle
was raised better,
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but he's always been greedy
when it comes to money.
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Y'all know that.
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Yes, ma'am.
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I want to be rich
like Uncle Eli when I grow up.
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Don't you ever
say that again.
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It is not something
to aspire to.
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You aspire to be good
and wise like your daddy.
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Right, Peter?
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He's just a kid talking,
May-May.
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Dummy.
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I--I was just kidding, Mama.
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I love being poor.
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I still don't like that
y'all got him buried out here.
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It's a long drive for us.
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Now whenever I want
to spend time with Daddy,
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I gotta get through
your security guards.
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There wasn't no more room
left where Mama's resting.
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I thought about bringing her
here to put with him.
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Oh, that's sweet.
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Then you can just have 'em all,
can't you, Eli?
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Well, we can just
have security
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just flag y'all
right on through
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any time you want to come by.
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Our home is your home.
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Well, we appreciate that.
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We don't usually have
no problem getting in.
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I made some sandwiches
for the boys.
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Might as well eat 'em
before we go.
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Well, you all are welcome
to stay as long as you want to.
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Okay.
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Nobody shit their pants,
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but check out my newest toy.
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♪ Redeemer ♪
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♪ Redeemer ♪
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My Lord.
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Holy moly.
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Coke white.
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This is yours?
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Ah, basically mine.
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I mean, technically,
it belongs to the church.
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But all I gotta do
is use it in a sermon,
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and then I can drive it
whenever I want.
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Can I drive it?
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Hell no.
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But I'd be happy to let you
watch me smash some shit.
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ Heaven ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ Oh, me, oh, my ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ Heaven can wait,
I've got a date ♪
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♪ Higher and higher,
people are talking ♪
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- Yeah!
- Go!
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♪ Heaven can wait ♪
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♪ Heaven, heaven ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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♪ Oh my, take a look
at those eyes ♪
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♪ This must be heaven ♪
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Hey, you know,
I saw y'all on the news.
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They were saying
you conned everyone
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with that Y2K nonsense.
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I don't know what kind of idiot
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would have bought into that.
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I mean, when the world ends,
it will be because
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the Lord has decided it's time,
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not because of some
computer malfunctions.
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I never bought it for a minute.
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Well, I'm just relieved
it didn't happen.
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That's all I keep
thinking about.
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Just counting our lucky stars.
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Would have been
a real nightmare.
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Lord changed His mind,
I suppose.
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Or people just made it up
to make money off it.
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I mean, that's what
the news is saying y'all did.
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Ooh, it's times like these
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I sure am glad
my last name is Montgomery.
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The way people would look at me
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if my last name
was still Gemstone...
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no, thank you.
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You know, I need a refill.
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Peter, run out to the car
and get me
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that two-liter bottle
of Fresca.
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Oh, we got plenty of cold pop
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inside in the refrigerator,
May-May.
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Uh, Sprite, I think.
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No, I don't want Sprite.
I like Fresca.
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- Peter.
- Sprite or--
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Car.
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- Run.
- Yep.
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Say, say, my baby.
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I got the Sega Saturn.
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Have you played it?
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Mama don't let us play
video games.
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She says the devil's in 'em.
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Inside video games?
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Yep.
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Just like movies, music, dancing,
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cartoons, and Halloween.
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We ain't allowed
to do nothin',
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except maybe go huntin',
make some traps, catch food.
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Not like you guys.
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Y'all get to do everything fun.
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Yeah, your parents suck.
267
00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,095
They're strict as hell.
268
00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:01,429
I couldn't survive
under your roof.
269
00:12:01,513 --> 00:12:02,972
I need my "TRL."
270
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:04,933
I can relate, Judy.
271
00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,060
My grandma's real strict.
272
00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,896
Never let any boys
call the house or nothing.
273
00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,732
Oh, you had so many boys
calling the house
274
00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:16,236
'cause of your gorgeous
red hair?
275
00:12:16,319 --> 00:12:17,946
Okay, Raggedy Ann.
276
00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:20,657
Surprised they even have phones
in the village you come from.
277
00:12:20,699 --> 00:12:22,867
She don't come
from no damn village, Judy.
278
00:12:22,951 --> 00:12:25,412
Stop making fun of people
for being from poverty.
279
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,497
Chuck and Karl are dirt poor.
280
00:12:27,539 --> 00:12:28,540
It's rude.
281
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:29,582
Jesse, I'm so sick of you
282
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:30,875
showing out
for your girlfriend.
283
00:12:30,917 --> 00:12:32,210
Y'all don't make a good couple.
284
00:12:32,252 --> 00:12:34,754
Behind your back,
we're all laughing
285
00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:37,507
at what a bad couple
you actually are.
286
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,051
Hardy-har-har, dummy.
287
00:12:40,135 --> 00:12:41,720
Why don't you go
fuck yourself, Judy?
288
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,722
What?
289
00:12:43,805 --> 00:12:45,306
It's a sin to swear, Jesse.
290
00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,391
No shit, Karl.
291
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,851
Watch me load up some more.
292
00:12:47,892 --> 00:12:49,936
Judy, you wish you had
a fuckin' boyfriend.
293
00:12:50,020 --> 00:12:51,771
Don't be jealous 'cause
somebody actually likes me
294
00:12:51,855 --> 00:12:53,857
besides my own parents,
unlike you.
295
00:12:53,898 --> 00:12:56,151
No one likes your ass.
296
00:13:08,830 --> 00:13:10,248
Hey, Peter.
297
00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,332
Come on in.
298
00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:26,431
I'm in a bit of a pinch, Eli.
299
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,432
Is that so?
300
00:13:27,474 --> 00:13:28,516
Yeah.
301
00:13:29,934 --> 00:13:32,687
I got a damn warehouse
full of Y2K buckets,
302
00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,022
and nobody wants 'em.
303
00:13:34,064 --> 00:13:35,231
Yes.
304
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,360
The only downside
to society not collapsing.
305
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:49,162
I'm in over my head, Eli.
306
00:13:49,245 --> 00:13:52,123
I told you not to buy
more than you could afford.
307
00:13:52,165 --> 00:13:54,250
You also told me that
the world was gonna end.
308
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:56,920
It ain't my fault
things changed.
309
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:59,297
I got no control over that.
310
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,382
Liquidate 'em.
311
00:14:00,465 --> 00:14:02,717
Repackage 'em as
camping supplies or somethin'.
312
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:05,303
Hell, if I could count
the amount
313
00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:07,389
of bad business investments
I've made in my life,
314
00:14:07,472 --> 00:14:08,556
we'd be here all day.
315
00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,724
It's the nature of the beast.
316
00:14:09,808 --> 00:14:11,309
You win some, you lose some.
317
00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:12,519
Yeah.
318
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:16,231
Well, I lost a lot.
319
00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:18,650
25 grand.
320
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:20,735
That's a lot of money
for my family.
321
00:14:20,819 --> 00:14:22,320
That's everything
we had in savings.
322
00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,199
Damn, Peter.
323
00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:28,660
Why would you invest
all your savings?
324
00:14:28,743 --> 00:14:31,287
'Cause I trusted you.
325
00:14:31,329 --> 00:14:34,708
I wanted to do
what you were doing.
326
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:37,460
May-May is gonna kill me.
327
00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,963
She's gonna kill me
because we're broke.
328
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,090
She's gonna kill me
'cause I didn't tell her.
329
00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:44,551
She's gonna kill you
'cause you did it with me.
330
00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:49,389
I've never asked you
for money.
331
00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:51,808
I don't know what else to do.
332
00:14:53,685 --> 00:14:55,353
I could lose the house.
333
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,398
How about
I buy your stock back?
334
00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:12,495
I don't know what to say.
335
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:19,878
I just got so greedy.
336
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:22,714
You thought
you were helping your family.
337
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:27,719
I thought we were coming
to the end of times.
338
00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:36,895
Did you really
believe that too, Eli?
339
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,690
You think I'm just out there
lying to people?
340
00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:49,240
Take us in through
the service entrance, Walker.
341
00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,076
We can drive right in
through the loading bay.
342
00:15:51,117 --> 00:15:53,411
You got it, Dr. Gemstone.
343
00:15:56,122 --> 00:15:59,626
all: Where's my money?
Where's my money?
344
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,920
♪ Redeemer ♪
345
00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:06,257
♪ Redeemer ♪
346
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,385
♪ Redeemer ♪
347
00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:09,594
Whoo!
348
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:15,684
♪ Redeemer, redeemer ♪
349
00:16:15,767 --> 00:16:20,271
That's
the coolest thing ever!
350
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:24,109
And that is what you call
a moist-maker.
351
00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:26,152
My monster truck is
the fucking tits.
352
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,946
Jesse, have you seen my ring?
353
00:16:28,029 --> 00:16:29,114
Your ring?
354
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,116
My grandma gave it to me.
355
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:33,076
I wear it all the time.
356
00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:35,078
I must have misplaced it.
357
00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,455
When things go missing
in this house,
358
00:16:37,539 --> 00:16:40,875
it's usually one person responsible.
359
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,961
Who?
360
00:16:43,003 --> 00:16:44,796
Judy.
361
00:16:44,838 --> 00:16:47,424
You think
Judy stole Amber's ring?
362
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,466
I don't know.
363
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,635
She's been stealing
a bunch of stuff lately.
364
00:16:50,677 --> 00:16:52,887
I went to the mall with her
a few weeks ago.
365
00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:54,889
I hate going to places
with Judy.
366
00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:58,977
Especially the shopping mall.
367
00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,645
She steals music.
368
00:17:04,524 --> 00:17:06,985
She shoplifts
fancy fashions...
369
00:17:12,782 --> 00:17:14,576
Tiny trinkets...
370
00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:20,832
And some other stuff that
I don't even know what it is.
371
00:17:22,500 --> 00:17:24,169
She threatened
to cut my privates off
372
00:17:24,252 --> 00:17:25,712
if I told Mama and Daddy.
373
00:17:27,088 --> 00:17:28,715
Judy will do it.
374
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,508
I know she will!
375
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:33,219
That bitch could steal
from all the malls in America.
376
00:17:33,303 --> 00:17:35,722
But steal from my woman,
my queen,
377
00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:38,183
my "say, say, my baby"?
378
00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,685
She's gone one step
too fuckin' far.
379
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:47,192
We live in a world
where material things...
380
00:17:48,902 --> 00:17:52,864
Wealth, status...
381
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,491
it means something, don't it?
382
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:56,034
Mm. Amen.
383
00:17:56,076 --> 00:18:01,539
That stuff don't mean nothin'
to the Lord.
384
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:04,668
So why does it mean
so much to us?
385
00:18:06,211 --> 00:18:08,213
I think I know why.
386
00:18:08,254 --> 00:18:09,756
Because of the people we love.
387
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,676
That's why.
388
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:16,971
It can be hard
seeing others thriving,
389
00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:19,349
living a life of wealth, comfort,
390
00:18:19,391 --> 00:18:20,934
while you watch
your own family,
391
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:21,976
your own children,
392
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,269
not able to live
in the same way,
393
00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:26,314
not given
the same opportunities.
394
00:18:26,398 --> 00:18:28,233
Oh, maybe we don't need
those things.
395
00:18:28,316 --> 00:18:31,277
But it can be hard
not to feel like
396
00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:33,613
you're letting down
the ones that mean...
397
00:18:36,574 --> 00:18:39,494
That mean the most to you
when you got nothin'.
398
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,373
Yeah.
399
00:18:43,415 --> 00:18:44,749
You know what I'm sayin'?
400
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,420
- Amen.
- Amen.
401
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,839
You changed up
the sermon today.
402
00:18:50,922 --> 00:18:53,258
I thought you were gonna be
preaching about outreach.
403
00:18:53,299 --> 00:18:55,260
Instead, you were talking
about wealth.
404
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:58,430
Well, the message
seemed important.
405
00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,223
You've been acting funny
lately, Peter.
406
00:19:00,265 --> 00:19:01,182
The boys have noticed it.
407
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:02,350
Haven't you, boys?
408
00:19:03,226 --> 00:19:04,561
Yeah, maybe a little.
409
00:19:04,602 --> 00:19:06,146
A bit quieter than usual.
410
00:19:06,229 --> 00:19:08,189
Don't talk
with your mouth full.
411
00:19:12,777 --> 00:19:14,195
Peter, are you crying?
412
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:18,283
I made a mistake.
413
00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,703
I made a bad investment.
414
00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:23,413
Investment?
415
00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:25,874
You tricked him.
416
00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:28,376
You've been pulling this stuff
since we was kids.
417
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,295
No, he--he didn't
trick me none, May-May.
418
00:19:30,337 --> 00:19:32,005
You're a fool, Peter.
419
00:19:32,088 --> 00:19:33,631
Eli did this on purpose
to punish me.
420
00:19:33,715 --> 00:19:35,508
For what?
What did I ever do to you, Eli?
421
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:37,302
You need to calm down,
May-May.
422
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,722
- What?
- I'm trying to help you all.
423
00:19:40,805 --> 00:19:44,142
I'm the one that's gonna get
stuck with all the overstock.
424
00:19:44,184 --> 00:19:45,685
Over--overstock?
425
00:19:45,769 --> 00:19:47,896
You think you're damn
Sears Roebuck,
426
00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:49,647
talking my husband
into investing
427
00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:52,108
what little we have
into nonsense.
428
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:53,485
Complete nonsense.
429
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:55,278
That was the boys'
college money.
430
00:19:55,320 --> 00:19:56,488
He's gonna buy it back.
431
00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,740
We're not gonna lose anything,
May-May.
432
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,116
Eli's gonna help.
433
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,242
- No. No, no, no.
- And he--
434
00:20:01,326 --> 00:20:03,119
We're not taking a penny
from you and your damn wife.
435
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,788
That money is evil.
436
00:20:04,829 --> 00:20:05,955
It rotted your family.
437
00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,123
I will not have it
rotting mine!
438
00:20:07,165 --> 00:20:08,249
We have to!
439
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,877
If we don't...
440
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,837
I could lose the house.
441
00:20:14,714 --> 00:20:17,342
I'm sorry.
442
00:20:18,843 --> 00:20:21,262
Let us help, May-May.
443
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:23,640
We're family.
444
00:20:23,682 --> 00:20:25,684
Don't you dare.
445
00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:29,312
Don't you dare make me think
you're doing us any favors.
446
00:20:29,354 --> 00:20:31,773
You stand there
in your pretty dresses,
447
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,316
singing your little songs,
448
00:20:33,358 --> 00:20:35,527
pretending you don't know
what's going on.
449
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,279
But I see right through you.
450
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,365
You enable his behavior.
451
00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,908
You promote it.
452
00:20:41,991 --> 00:20:44,452
You and your whole damn family!
453
00:20:44,536 --> 00:20:45,995
You got the devil in you.
454
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,205
You're about to see him
455
00:20:47,247 --> 00:20:49,249
if you don't get
the hell out of my house.
456
00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:51,001
Talk to my wife like that!
457
00:20:51,042 --> 00:20:52,585
I look in your ugly face,
and I think to myself,
458
00:20:52,669 --> 00:20:55,380
I may be poor,
but at least I got principles.
459
00:20:55,463 --> 00:20:57,048
Shove your principles
up your ass.
460
00:20:57,132 --> 00:20:58,174
Ugh!
461
00:20:58,216 --> 00:20:59,217
You're letting your kids
go hungry
462
00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:03,013
to prove a point, you dumb bag!
463
00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,097
- Thanks, Peter.
- Yep.
464
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:06,349
♪ I'll be bouncing
like a ball ♪
465
00:21:06,391 --> 00:21:07,517
♪ When I say yes, y'all ♪
466
00:21:07,559 --> 00:21:09,811
♪ If you don't rock with me,
you won't rock at all ♪
467
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,355
♪ So check me out
without no doubt ♪
468
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,899
♪ I'm guaranteed to rock
and turn the party out ♪
469
00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:25,869
It's the way May-May
has always been.
470
00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:28,955
Always trying to make me out
like I'm bad,
471
00:21:29,039 --> 00:21:31,374
even since we was kids.
472
00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,876
Now I gotta bail
her husband out,
473
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:35,837
and I'm still somehow
gonna be the bad guy.
474
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:43,678
I just feel so ashamed, Eli.
475
00:21:43,762 --> 00:21:45,597
I don't like being seen
as dishonest,
476
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,892
and I feel like
what we did was dishonest.
477
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:51,227
Not just you.
478
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,771
Me too.
479
00:21:54,439 --> 00:21:57,484
Dishonest is a strong word.
480
00:21:57,567 --> 00:22:00,528
I never believed
it was really gonna happen.
481
00:22:02,906 --> 00:22:03,823
Did you?
482
00:22:04,866 --> 00:22:05,867
No.
483
00:22:08,244 --> 00:22:09,996
I mean,
I guess I romanticized
484
00:22:10,080 --> 00:22:11,706
the idea at first.
485
00:22:11,790 --> 00:22:14,459
You know,
not civilization ending,
486
00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:18,755
but going back
to a simpler way of life.
487
00:22:18,797 --> 00:22:21,716
Worshipping God
the old-fashioned way.
488
00:22:22,926 --> 00:22:24,803
Raising our kids
without the trappings
489
00:22:24,886 --> 00:22:27,389
of all this wealth.
490
00:22:27,430 --> 00:22:30,850
Sometimes I think that's
the best idea for our family.
491
00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,937
Growing up poor ain't
all it's cracked up to be.
492
00:22:37,065 --> 00:22:39,317
I think, no matter what you do,
493
00:22:39,359 --> 00:22:40,652
you're gonna end up with kids
494
00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,446
who don't listen
to a word you say.
495
00:22:43,488 --> 00:22:45,281
It ain't that way
with May-May and Peter's kids.
496
00:22:45,323 --> 00:22:46,533
You don't hear them
mouthing off.
497
00:22:46,616 --> 00:22:48,785
You don't see 'em smiling, neither.
498
00:22:48,827 --> 00:22:50,495
They're scared.
499
00:22:50,537 --> 00:22:51,705
They're afraid to speak.
500
00:22:51,788 --> 00:22:53,665
You think I got heavy hands?
501
00:22:53,707 --> 00:22:54,666
Whew!
502
00:22:54,708 --> 00:22:58,670
I guarantee May-May smacks
the shit out of 'em.
503
00:22:58,753 --> 00:23:00,672
That's the way Daddy raised us.
504
00:23:00,714 --> 00:23:03,341
Well, our kids ain't scared
to speak, that's for sure.
505
00:23:03,425 --> 00:23:05,176
No, they're not.
506
00:23:05,260 --> 00:23:06,302
It's 'cause I only smacked 'em
507
00:23:06,344 --> 00:23:08,096
half the time
I felt the urge to.
508
00:23:09,681 --> 00:23:12,892
Oh, Eli,
I know they're spoiled.
509
00:23:12,976 --> 00:23:14,060
But did we ruin 'em?
510
00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,854
I wouldn't say ruined.
511
00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:17,439
There's still hope.
512
00:23:17,522 --> 00:23:18,773
Even for Judy?
513
00:23:18,857 --> 00:23:21,192
Even for Judy.
514
00:23:21,234 --> 00:23:25,238
She's just got some minor
undiagnosed mental problems.
515
00:23:25,321 --> 00:23:27,198
Nothing a rubber room
won't fix.
516
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:33,955
For her or us?
517
00:23:38,293 --> 00:23:39,377
Oh, she's a mess.
518
00:23:39,461 --> 00:23:41,963
She is somethin' else.
519
00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:52,932
All right, get up.
520
00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:54,434
I know we've knocked
each other around,
521
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:55,977
but I've never hit you back.
522
00:23:56,061 --> 00:23:57,645
But if you don't cough up
Amber's ring,
523
00:23:57,729 --> 00:23:58,605
we're gonna fight for real.
524
00:23:58,688 --> 00:24:00,398
Understand my words?
525
00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:03,693
Ooh!
526
00:24:04,736 --> 00:24:06,154
I know you're not sleeping, Judy.
527
00:24:06,237 --> 00:24:07,614
Stop playin'.
528
00:24:07,697 --> 00:24:09,574
I ain't playin'
like I'm sleeping, Jesse.
529
00:24:09,616 --> 00:24:11,409
You're saying that.
I'm just fuckin' laying here.
530
00:24:11,493 --> 00:24:12,827
Well, face me!
531
00:24:12,911 --> 00:24:14,746
I'm tryin' to have a fuckin'
hardcore come-to-Jesus talk
532
00:24:14,829 --> 00:24:16,581
with you right now,
and you're being very rude
533
00:24:16,623 --> 00:24:18,291
with your body positioning
to me.
534
00:24:26,174 --> 00:24:27,842
Why are you cryin'?
535
00:24:27,926 --> 00:24:30,095
Are Mama and Daddy
putting you up for adoption?
536
00:24:30,178 --> 00:24:31,930
Can you just leave me alone?
537
00:24:33,765 --> 00:24:35,642
Did you steal Amber's ring?
538
00:24:37,352 --> 00:24:38,520
She left it.
539
00:24:38,603 --> 00:24:40,438
Finders keepers.
540
00:24:40,480 --> 00:24:44,067
Well, her grandma,
who is a dead person now,
541
00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:44,943
gave it to her.
542
00:24:44,984 --> 00:24:47,612
So you're not
finders-keeping it.
543
00:24:49,572 --> 00:24:51,157
It's trash anyway.
544
00:24:51,241 --> 00:24:52,283
Not worth nothin'.
545
00:24:52,367 --> 00:24:53,243
How do you know that?
546
00:24:53,284 --> 00:24:54,953
I know because
I took it to the pawn shop,
547
00:24:54,994 --> 00:24:56,621
and Mars-Eye Larry said
it ain't shit.
548
00:24:56,705 --> 00:24:58,581
Jesus, Judy.
549
00:24:58,623 --> 00:24:59,749
What is wrong with you?
550
00:24:59,791 --> 00:25:01,042
I don't know, Jesse.
551
00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,377
Wish I did.
552
00:25:04,504 --> 00:25:07,465
I've just been getting
so bored here.
553
00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:09,009
You're gone.
554
00:25:09,092 --> 00:25:11,469
I'm stuck with baby dick Kelvin
all the time.
555
00:25:11,511 --> 00:25:14,305
And I just--
556
00:25:14,389 --> 00:25:16,808
I get real excited sometimes.
557
00:25:16,850 --> 00:25:19,561
I--I want to do things
my own way.
558
00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:22,605
And--and when it feels like
my own way ain't workin'
559
00:25:22,647 --> 00:25:26,609
or I'm startin' to look bad,
somethin' goes off in me.
560
00:25:26,651 --> 00:25:29,070
It--it just feels warm.
561
00:25:29,154 --> 00:25:30,655
My ears get hot.
562
00:25:30,697 --> 00:25:33,241
I figure, fuck it.
563
00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:34,367
They want it.
564
00:25:34,451 --> 00:25:36,327
Let's give 'em some.
565
00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:39,205
Word.
566
00:25:39,289 --> 00:25:41,958
My motor runs hot too.
567
00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:44,502
It's that Gemstone temper
we both got.
568
00:25:44,544 --> 00:25:45,670
We get it from Daddy.
569
00:25:45,754 --> 00:25:47,881
Kelvin is more like Mama
that way.
570
00:25:47,964 --> 00:25:50,342
He handles things
more like a girl does.
571
00:25:50,383 --> 00:25:54,304
Just "sensitivitively"
and stuff.
572
00:25:54,346 --> 00:25:57,307
But you, you're more like me.
573
00:25:57,349 --> 00:25:58,641
You handle things
like most men do.
574
00:25:58,683 --> 00:26:02,187
Just you know,
fuckin' mash everything.
575
00:26:03,646 --> 00:26:05,815
I think it's actually
kind of cool.
576
00:26:05,857 --> 00:26:07,734
You don't think that makes it
so people don't like me?
577
00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:10,195
Weaks and wieners
don't like you, Judy.
578
00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,197
But who needs them?
579
00:26:16,868 --> 00:26:19,913
The dreamboat who cut my hair, Trent...
580
00:26:21,706 --> 00:26:25,669
I liked him a lot,
and he didn't like me back.
581
00:26:25,710 --> 00:26:28,713
Made me feel so embarrassed.
582
00:26:28,797 --> 00:26:31,299
Made me feel dumb
for even trying.
583
00:26:31,383 --> 00:26:35,011
Like, who is gonna like me?
584
00:26:36,221 --> 00:26:37,555
Someone will, all right?
585
00:26:37,639 --> 00:26:38,890
God will make sure.
586
00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:41,267
Just like he did
for Mama and Daddy
587
00:26:41,351 --> 00:26:42,477
and me and Amber.
588
00:26:42,560 --> 00:26:43,603
No, Jesse.
589
00:26:43,687 --> 00:26:45,438
You and Amber are not
the same thing
590
00:26:45,522 --> 00:26:47,190
as Mama and Daddy.
591
00:26:47,273 --> 00:26:48,775
We're one true loves, bitch.
592
00:26:48,858 --> 00:26:50,652
Ugh.
Quit makin' me hurl, boy.
593
00:26:57,117 --> 00:27:00,203
Why the hell are they
still out there?
594
00:27:00,245 --> 00:27:02,038
Can't we have 'em removed?
595
00:27:02,080 --> 00:27:02,914
Legally, we can,
596
00:27:02,997 --> 00:27:05,542
but uh, it wouldn't look good.
597
00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:07,419
They are members of the church,
after all.
598
00:27:09,212 --> 00:27:10,463
What do I do?
599
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:14,426
I suggest you talk to them.
600
00:27:14,509 --> 00:27:15,844
Mm...
601
00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:16,636
Yes.
602
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:19,764
Whoever it is, come on out.
603
00:27:29,232 --> 00:27:31,735
'Sup, Country?
604
00:27:31,776 --> 00:27:34,112
Jesse said you were lookin'
for a ring or somethin'?
605
00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:35,321
Yes.
606
00:27:35,405 --> 00:27:37,407
It went missin'.
607
00:27:37,449 --> 00:27:38,700
Judy, my grandma raised me--
608
00:27:38,783 --> 00:27:39,701
Yeah, yeah.
I don't really care.
609
00:27:39,784 --> 00:27:41,286
Is this it?
610
00:27:41,327 --> 00:27:43,163
Found it in the toilet.
611
00:27:43,246 --> 00:27:44,914
Yes.
612
00:27:44,956 --> 00:27:45,915
It is.
613
00:27:45,957 --> 00:27:47,792
How do I know for sure?
614
00:27:47,876 --> 00:27:49,085
You could just be saying
it's yours
615
00:27:49,127 --> 00:27:51,463
'cause it looks like
it's worth a bunch of money.
616
00:27:51,504 --> 00:27:54,466
There's a tiny cross engraved
on the underneath.
617
00:27:57,135 --> 00:27:58,636
Well...
618
00:27:58,720 --> 00:28:00,472
what do you know?
619
00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:07,645
I actually do like your hair.
620
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,688
I wasn't making fun
621
00:28:08,772 --> 00:28:10,940
when I was asking
if it was real.
622
00:28:10,982 --> 00:28:13,318
Oh.
623
00:28:13,401 --> 00:28:16,237
Well, thank you, Judy.
624
00:28:16,321 --> 00:28:17,781
Sweet. Sweet.
625
00:28:17,822 --> 00:28:20,158
Don't get a big head
about it, though.
626
00:28:42,555 --> 00:28:43,682
You crook!
627
00:28:43,765 --> 00:28:45,350
You ripped people off!
628
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:47,227
How much money did you make
swindling people,
629
00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:48,645
Dr. Gemstone?
630
00:28:48,687 --> 00:28:50,230
I never,
never swindled nobody.
631
00:28:51,356 --> 00:28:52,691
Hey, if you all want
to have a discussion,
632
00:28:52,774 --> 00:28:54,150
I'm all ears.
633
00:28:54,192 --> 00:28:55,694
If you're gonna cast aspersions,
634
00:28:55,735 --> 00:28:57,362
I'll just go back inside.
635
00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:01,700
Through God's grace,
636
00:29:01,741 --> 00:29:03,618
we are not living
in the dystopian world
637
00:29:03,702 --> 00:29:05,704
that Y2K threatened us with.
638
00:29:05,745 --> 00:29:07,622
Prayers and the Lord our Savior
639
00:29:07,706 --> 00:29:09,708
have kept us safe once again.
640
00:29:09,791 --> 00:29:11,710
My predictions were wrong.
641
00:29:11,751 --> 00:29:13,336
I was wrong.
642
00:29:18,466 --> 00:29:20,218
The Lord sees all,
643
00:29:20,260 --> 00:29:22,929
and we will answer
to all of our sins.
644
00:29:23,013 --> 00:29:25,515
That's just the way it goes.
645
00:29:25,557 --> 00:29:26,516
You Trent?
646
00:29:26,558 --> 00:29:27,809
Uh, yeah.
647
00:29:27,892 --> 00:29:29,769
Who are you, Darkman?
648
00:29:48,329 --> 00:29:50,081
It's hard to admit
you were wrong.
649
00:29:50,123 --> 00:29:53,209
But I'll do it,
because the Lord knows,
650
00:29:53,251 --> 00:29:55,378
so what's the point in hiding?
651
00:29:55,420 --> 00:29:58,965
You think I'm more afraid
of you than I am of Him?
652
00:29:59,049 --> 00:30:02,052
The world didn't end.
653
00:30:02,093 --> 00:30:03,803
If this church raised money
654
00:30:03,887 --> 00:30:07,932
when people thought
the world was going to end,
655
00:30:08,016 --> 00:30:11,353
it's because they wanted God.
656
00:30:11,436 --> 00:30:14,981
Well, I'm standing here,
giving Him to you.
657
00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,275
That's bullshit.
658
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:20,070
How are we supposed
to believe you?
659
00:30:20,111 --> 00:30:24,908
We will not lose sight
of our mission,
660
00:30:24,949 --> 00:30:28,661
and our mission is
to serve you in a way
661
00:30:28,745 --> 00:30:31,664
that is befitting of the Lord.
662
00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,000
Put down your signs
663
00:30:34,084 --> 00:30:38,213
and come back
and worship with us.
664
00:30:39,964 --> 00:30:41,216
We are not your enemy.
665
00:30:41,299 --> 00:30:43,468
We love you.
666
00:30:43,510 --> 00:30:46,638
And we want to help you see
the light in our savior.
667
00:31:02,570 --> 00:31:05,949
That is our purpose,
668
00:31:05,990 --> 00:31:08,993
making sure we take
as many souls with us
669
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:12,831
to those pearly gates
as we possibly can.
670
00:31:12,872 --> 00:31:14,374
Amen?
671
00:31:14,457 --> 00:31:16,251
Amen.
672
00:31:19,838 --> 00:31:21,840
Put the gun down!
673
00:31:27,846 --> 00:31:28,763
- Who's that?
- Run!
674
00:31:28,847 --> 00:31:29,931
What's going on out there?
675
00:31:30,015 --> 00:31:31,558
- What is happening out--
- Hold it!
676
00:31:31,641 --> 00:31:32,684
Hold it there!
677
00:31:34,185 --> 00:31:35,729
What the hell is going on?
678
00:31:35,812 --> 00:31:38,773
- I don't know.
- Stay there!
679
00:31:49,242 --> 00:31:52,662
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
680
00:31:54,914 --> 00:31:58,460
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
681
00:32:00,211 --> 00:32:04,341
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
682
00:32:06,509 --> 00:32:09,596
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
683
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:17,645
♪ Take this in hand ♪
684
00:32:17,729 --> 00:32:21,066
♪ Said he who stands ♪
685
00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:25,528
♪ Behind the chair ♪
686
00:32:25,570 --> 00:32:29,407
♪ A broken table there ♪
687
00:32:31,951 --> 00:32:37,415
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
688
00:32:37,499 --> 00:32:41,878
♪ Will show you ♪
689
00:32:41,920 --> 00:32:47,467
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
690
00:32:47,550 --> 00:32:49,969
♪ Will show you ♪
691
00:32:55,600 --> 00:32:59,396
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
692
00:33:05,777 --> 00:33:10,865
♪ Don't walk so tall ♪
693
00:33:10,949 --> 00:33:14,536
♪ Before you crawl ♪
694
00:33:14,619 --> 00:33:18,123
♪ For every child ♪
695
00:33:18,206 --> 00:33:24,879
♪ Is thinking
of something wild ♪
696
00:33:24,921 --> 00:33:30,135
♪ Every Christian
lion-hearted man ♪
697
00:33:30,218 --> 00:33:32,971
♪ Will show you ♪
698
00:33:38,643 --> 00:33:41,980
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
699
00:33:44,107 --> 00:33:47,527
♪ Oh solo Domini ♪
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