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(theme song playing)
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Hey, Alex.
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Hi, Tony.
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Guess what.
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I just joined this
great protection group
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in my neighborhood, see?
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We patrol the streets, catch
muggers, that kind of thing.
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No fooling? Congratulations.
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Yeah, man. Only
one problem, though.
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They say I got
to have a partner.
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They're all in teams,
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so they say I got to bring
somebody in with me.
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I'm in.
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So what do you say, Alex?
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Oh, me? No thanks.
No thanks, Tony.
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I'm sorry, no.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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There's a person here.
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You mean you, Jim?
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Uh... Yes, I mean me.
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I have something to say and
your ignoring me made me forget it!
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Guess I told him, didn't I?
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You sure did.
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I just hope he had it coming.
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No, thanks, Tony, sorry, no.
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All right.
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Ah, I don't know why
I'm even drinking coffee.
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I'm so tired, I just want
to go home and go to bed.
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa,
who are you? Who are you?
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Oh, I'm your new driver.
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Uh, my name is Nina Chambers.
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You sure you're old
enough to drive a cab?
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Here's my driver's license.
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Ah. You got a license.
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That puts you on our "A" list.
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All right, it's a busy
day, so listen up.
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I'll give you the whole
indoctrination right here.
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My name is Louie De Palma.
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You're gonna hear a lot
of foul things said about me
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by the other drivers
in this garage.
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Pay attention.
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I got my good side
and I got my bad side.
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Yeah, his good side is
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he's never bombed
the children's hospital.
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You gonna listen to me
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or you gonna stand there
looking contemporary?
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Huh?
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Well, uh, that was just
funny what that man just said.
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There are no men and
women in this garage.
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All right.
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Only hacks who ferry
frightened citizens
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around a diseased city.
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Welcome aboard.
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I'm Alex Reiger. Hi, Nina.
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(distinctly): "Nine-a,
Nine-a." Nina.
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What, did he just quit smoking?
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Nah, you mean Louie?
Nah, don't mind him.
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His mother dropped
him on his head.
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About a week ago.
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All right, I'll-I'll
introduce you around.
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Over here we have, uh...
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Well anyway, over here...
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Elaine Nardo, Nina
Chambers. Hi, Nina.
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(distinctly):
"Nee-na." Hi, Nina.
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Hi, Elaine.
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Why don't you sit down?
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Sure.
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So, you're new at this, huh?
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My first night.
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And I'm looking
forward to it, too.
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It should be exciting.
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You know, couples
going to the movies,
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kids on their first date,
anniversaries, you know,
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lots of happy people.
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This is just gonna
be great, you know?
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I see you're planning on
driving in the borough of Oz.
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Watch out for the
Munchkins; they're light tippers.
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(chuckling)
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I'm going home. Good night.
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Night.
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He's cute, don't you think?
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I hadn't noticed.
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No, no, no, I'm just kidding.
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Yes, he's very cute.
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Hey, Alex, Alex, Alex,
let me take you home.
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Be my first fare.
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Yeah, okay.
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Hey, Louie, give her a cab.
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Oh, sure, first time out, you
deserve something special.
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Let's see, uh, you got cab 404.
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That's got no
springs and no heater.
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We call it Old Whip 'n' Chill.
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Happy trip.
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Uh... (clears throat)
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Excuse me, Elaine.
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Who's cute?
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You're cute, Jim.
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Ah... (laughs)
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What a kidder!
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What a kidder.
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Maybe you're right.
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Sometimes I use "Nee-na,"
sometimes I use "Nine-a."
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Huh, I guess.
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I don't know, I don't like to
get pinned down, you know?
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Of course, on stage, I really...
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On stage?
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Uh-oh.
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You're an actress?
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Oh, yeah.
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I've done some commercials,
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some bus and truck tours.
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You know, one show
almost got to Broadway
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called Stompin' and
Clompin' and Cuttin' Loose.
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(laughing)
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(sighing)
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It played one week
and I lost 11 pounds.
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I did some TV, but...
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Yeah, every script they send you
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has you saying either "jive
turkey" or "say what, sucker?"
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(laughing)
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How'd you know that?
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You sure are sharp, Alex.
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Yeah, well, listen, right
now, I sure am tired.
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Uh, you don't mind if
we don't talk, do you?
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I have this little
alarm that goes off
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every time I'm with someone
who's about to be enthusiastic.
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Uh... Sure.
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Excuse me. Go to sleep.
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(tires screech, Alex yelps)
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You know, uh, there's this
audition I'm trying to get.
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Boy, this part is just wonderful
and if I could just get them
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to see me, then
I... Hey, listen, uh...
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I, heh...
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I mean, I-I-I'm
really too tired to talk,
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let alone participate
in a conversation
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with a young actress cab driver
who's about to lick the world.
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Excuse me.
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Sorry I bothered you.
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WOMAN: Please, taxi!
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Oh, you've already got a fare.
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Oh, he's just a
driver I'm dropping off.
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Get in.
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WOMAN: Oh, thanks
a lot, 'cause, um,
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I'm on the decorating committee
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and we're late.
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I'm sorry.
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Sorry's no good when
there's no Eiffel Tower.
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Where am I...?
Excuse me, I'm sorry.
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Who are we?
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It just started raining, Alex,
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and I couldn't let
them just wait out there.
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Oh.
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Hey, mister.
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Yeah?
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We're 16 and we're in love,
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so could you
please do us a favor?
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Yeah. What?
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Buy us liquor?
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I would, but I forgot my I.D.
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(laughing)
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Hey, I-I live here.
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Excuse me.
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Listen, Alex, I really enjoyed
having you as my first fare.
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Yeah, we really enjoyed
it, too, didn't we, gang?
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Nee-na/Nine-a's
Magical Mystery Tour.
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Excuse me.
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Hey, hey, Alex? Yeah.
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Can I talk to you for a second?
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Huh? Up here?
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Okay.
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Hey, Alex, uh, you want to go
somewhere after I get off work?
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What?
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She's asking you for a date.
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Hey, that's really very
nice, but, uh, I, uh...
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What about it?
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Uh, thank you, no. I'm sorry.
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(guy and girl in
backseat moaning)
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How come?
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Well, when caught off
guard, I usually say no.
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Well, next time, you
won't be caught off guard.
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GUY & GIRL: Ooh!
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Can we talk about this
in the garage tomorrow?
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Great, great!
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Listen, Alex, I really
enjoyed meeting you.
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Take care of yourself, huh?
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Yeah, right. Um, good night.
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Good night.
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I'm glad we got rid
of Captain Bummer.
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If you had a car, we wouldn't
have to go through this.
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If I had a car, I would
have asked Wendy.
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Mr. De Palma?
I've got a problem.
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Oh, great!
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A rookie with a problem.
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Geez.
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Your envelope wasn't big
enough for all the money,
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so I had to use one of mine.
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You think that's
against regulations?
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Is this a rib?
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I've never said
this before, miss,
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but wacka, wacka, wacka!
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If you do this again tomorrow...
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you can go into
the lost and found
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and take anything you want.
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We got matching shoes in there.
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Hi, Alex. Hi.
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Sorry I kept you waiting,
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but it's so easy to
make money, you know?
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Yeah, the usual cab
driver's complaint.
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You know, listen, I feel great!
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Let's go out!
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Did we have plans?
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You aren't tired again, are you?
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I don't know what it is.
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I think I have to see a doctor.
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I'm always tired
after a 12-hour shift.
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I'm sorry, Nina, but I think
I'm going to have to beg off.
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But the best thing
for your tiredness
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is to go out and have some fun.
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Uh, look, Nina, um...
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I don't date very
much, and even if I did,
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I'd have a hard time
keeping up with you.
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And you'd have a hard
time keeping down with me.
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So, if you don't mind, uh,
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I don't think it's a
good idea if we go out.
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Oh.
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Well, I... I-I hear
what you're saying.
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Okay.
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But I'm not listening.
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Reiger.
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Hm?
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(disgusted groan)
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Listen to me.
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I'm a street guy.
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I was raised... by
Old World people.
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But for the first
time in my life,
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I'm free of prejudice.
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I endorse this relationship
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between the two of you...
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despite the obvious problems.
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What obvious problems?
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Well, suppose you go out.
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You fall in love.
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You get married.
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Hmm?
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What if you had kids?
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With her skinny
body and your nose,
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they'd spend their whole
lives falling on their faces.
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(honking)
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(honking)
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(honking)
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I got a problem.
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How do you stop somebody
from brightening up your life?
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(laughs)
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She left these tied to the cab
door handle with a note saying,
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"It's about time you
started cheering up.
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I'll be helpful."
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Aw...
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Apparently, she's
attracted to you.
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00:13:06,853 --> 00:13:09,487
Oh, that's why she wrote
in the dirt on my windshield:
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"My heart belongs
to Cabbie." (laughs)
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So clean your windshield.
262
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,461
You know, this has been
going on for a whole week!
263
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,630
You know, this'll be the first
day she didn't send me flowers...
264
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,465
if those are for you.
265
00:13:21,534 --> 00:13:23,768
I should be so lucky.
266
00:13:23,836 --> 00:13:26,904
"Do you know how sweet you
look with balloons in your ha..."
267
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,505
Oh, come on... (muttering)
268
00:13:28,575 --> 00:13:29,908
Look at this here!
269
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:32,276
I wish I had the
self-confidence to be that direct.
270
00:13:32,345 --> 00:13:34,512
Yeah? Well, not
everybody can be like that.
271
00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,681
There's not enough
helium in this world.
272
00:13:38,685 --> 00:13:40,084
No!
273
00:13:40,152 --> 00:13:42,312
Oh, that's all right... Sometime
they'll come back down
274
00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,422
and brighten up an
otherwise dull day around here.
275
00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:46,657
So why don't you
just go out with her?
276
00:13:46,726 --> 00:13:48,860
I'm not interested. Why?
277
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:51,763
Why?! Well, going past
the difference in our age
278
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:53,931
and going past the
difference in our race
279
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,901
and going past the difference
in our attitudes and interests
280
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,235
and metabolisms,
281
00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,204
and the fact that people
who work together
282
00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:01,850
shouldn't get involved
with each other...
283
00:14:01,874 --> 00:14:04,008
Sure. and the fact that
she's a crazy little actress
284
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,643
who likes to sing in her
cab and wears ditsy clothes
285
00:14:06,712 --> 00:14:09,780
and has a view of the world
shared only by Jiminy Cricket...
286
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:12,049
I mean, going past all
that and getting down
287
00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,852
to the real heart of the
matter... I don't like her.
288
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,454
Oh, come on, big fella,
289
00:14:16,522 --> 00:14:18,923
I know that you don't go
on like this I don't like her.
290
00:14:18,992 --> 00:14:21,025
About anything unless
you have a connection.
291
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:24,328
Oh, well, then I just
won't go on about her.
292
00:14:24,396 --> 00:14:27,631
I have absolutely no
need to go on about it.
293
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:30,501
Oh, don't look at
me like that, Elaine.
294
00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:31,836
And what's more...
295
00:14:31,905 --> 00:14:35,172
Look, the last thing
I need in my life
296
00:14:35,241 --> 00:14:36,841
is a born-again cheerleader
297
00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:40,144
who's gonna try to kick
some life into the old boy.
298
00:14:40,212 --> 00:14:43,180
She thinks if you treat people
right, they'll treat you right.
299
00:14:43,249 --> 00:14:46,717
She's like every actress
or Hindu that I ever met.
300
00:14:46,786 --> 00:14:48,919
She has karma,
she's high on life,
301
00:14:48,988 --> 00:14:52,222
she's positive,
hard-working, joyful...
302
00:14:52,292 --> 00:14:53,958
and I don't like her!
303
00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,326
Hey, Louie!
304
00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:56,395
What?
305
00:14:56,429 --> 00:14:57,728
She's coming.
306
00:14:57,796 --> 00:15:01,532
Oh, no, this has become my
least favorite part of the day.
307
00:15:02,802 --> 00:15:04,902
Another big-money night?
308
00:15:04,971 --> 00:15:06,251
(coins clinking)
(giddy cackling)
309
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:11,809
Let me see.
310
00:15:11,878 --> 00:15:12,878
(coins clink)
311
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:16,180
Oh! Nina, I gotta tell you this.
312
00:15:16,249 --> 00:15:18,182
I'm not a sentimental man,
313
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:21,619
but each day when I
look into this envelope,
314
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,188
I get all misty.
315
00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,524
And I love the way you light
up when I come in, Louie.
316
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:30,060
She loves me! (laughing)
317
00:15:30,129 --> 00:15:31,941
Before you two start pouring
champagne over each other,
318
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:33,097
I want to talk to you.
319
00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:34,198
Come here for a second.
320
00:15:34,266 --> 00:15:35,966
No, I just wanna talk
to you for a second.
321
00:15:36,035 --> 00:15:37,475
Listen, Alex, I
can't talk right now.
322
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,170
I got the audition
for that part.
323
00:15:39,238 --> 00:15:40,278
They're finally seeing me.
324
00:15:40,339 --> 00:15:42,539
But... But if you like,
we could talk later.
325
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:44,542
You gonna be home
around 7:00? Yeah.
326
00:15:44,611 --> 00:15:46,543
I'll come by. Okay.
327
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:47,812
Okay!
328
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:49,046
No, uh, no, no.
329
00:15:49,115 --> 00:15:51,382
(grunts)
330
00:15:52,485 --> 00:15:55,353
Well, it's better on my turf.
331
00:15:55,422 --> 00:15:57,021
Right.
332
00:15:57,089 --> 00:16:00,024
I mean, I've been too
nice about it, haven't I?
333
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,237
I'm not gonna worry about
hurting her feelings anymore.
334
00:16:02,261 --> 00:16:03,360
I mean, I've had it!
335
00:16:03,430 --> 00:16:05,029
If she doesn't understand,
336
00:16:05,097 --> 00:16:07,865
you can explain it over a
weekend in Connecticut.
337
00:16:18,911 --> 00:16:20,878
(knocking on door)
338
00:16:24,083 --> 00:16:25,015
Alex? Yeah.
339
00:16:25,084 --> 00:16:26,084
I think I got the part.
340
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,718
I think I got the part, Alex.
341
00:16:27,786 --> 00:16:28,885
I really do.
342
00:16:28,954 --> 00:16:30,887
It was the best
audition I ever gave!
343
00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:32,223
Great.
344
00:16:32,291 --> 00:16:34,391
You really are a
cure for euphoria.
345
00:16:34,460 --> 00:16:35,937
Now, look, I'm very
pleased about your news,
346
00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:37,439
but I have something
to talk to you about.
347
00:16:37,463 --> 00:16:39,108
Now sit down, please.
Alex, I hope you don't mind.
348
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,143
I gave them your number.
They're gonna call. Yeah, okay.
349
00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:42,244
They haven't called
yet, have they? No!
350
00:16:42,268 --> 00:16:43,579
Look... You haven't
been on the phone,
351
00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,847
have you? No, look,
Nina, would you just...
352
00:16:44,871 --> 00:16:46,181
Is your phone working?
What are you doing?
353
00:16:46,205 --> 00:16:47,683
No, they might be trying
to call me right now.
354
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:49,273
Nina, would you please sit down?
355
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,910
Alex, I cannot sit still.
356
00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:56,880
Talk to me if you want
to, but I cannot sit still.
357
00:16:58,752 --> 00:17:01,085
What does it take
to get you excited?
358
00:17:01,154 --> 00:17:02,920
I would get excited
if you got the part.
359
00:17:02,989 --> 00:17:04,321
I think I've gotten the part.
360
00:17:04,390 --> 00:17:05,823
Oh, don't be ridiculous!
361
00:17:05,892 --> 00:17:07,903
Until you get the phone call,
how can you be sure? Because
362
00:17:07,927 --> 00:17:09,360
I overheard the playwright
363
00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:10,840
say to the composer
that "she's perfect,"
364
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:13,530
and the... and the composer
said, "She sings like an angel,"
365
00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,533
and the stage doorman...
366
00:17:15,602 --> 00:17:17,235
Oh, the stage doorman,
367
00:17:17,303 --> 00:17:19,970
he says, "I knew you
were gonna get that part,"
368
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:23,674
and-and-and the director
kissed me on both cheeks,
369
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:26,877
like they do in
Europe, and he says,
370
00:17:26,946 --> 00:17:28,712
"I've never been so moved
371
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:32,216
since Judy Garland
re-opened at the Palace."
372
00:17:32,285 --> 00:17:35,219
They're talking to my
agents right now, Alex.
373
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,720
And, if that's not enough,
374
00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,723
I've got a funny feeling
creeping up my left leg
375
00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,893
that tells me something good
is gonna happen to me today.
376
00:17:42,962 --> 00:17:45,696
So what do you think?
377
00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:49,366
Sounds like a good audition.
378
00:17:49,435 --> 00:17:50,435
Yeah?
379
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:52,102
You-You really think so?
380
00:17:52,171 --> 00:17:53,203
(phone ringing)
381
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,206
(screams, laughs)
382
00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,674
Hello.
383
00:17:57,743 --> 00:17:58,743
Yes, she is.
384
00:17:58,777 --> 00:18:00,477
Well, I'll see.
385
00:18:00,546 --> 00:18:01,546
Are you in?
386
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:03,347
(gasps)
387
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,515
Stand back, Alex.
388
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,517
I'm gonna need a
little freakin' space!
389
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:08,018
(giggles)
390
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:09,088
Hello.
391
00:18:18,965 --> 00:18:20,898
Oh...
392
00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,736
Oh... okay.
393
00:18:27,473 --> 00:18:30,407
Thanks, thanks, Paulie.
394
00:18:35,982 --> 00:18:38,916
They said I was
too right for it.
395
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:44,087
Too... Too on the nose.
396
00:18:46,192 --> 00:18:47,824
Too right for it?!
397
00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:51,328
They said they adored my acting,
398
00:18:51,397 --> 00:18:56,099
and my-my dancing,
and my singing.
399
00:18:56,169 --> 00:18:59,103
It's just me they didn't like.
400
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,608
Oh, no, hey, listen,
uh... hey, come on,
401
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,610
you know,
like-like... I mean, uh,
402
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:08,112
hey, listen, you
know... (crying)
403
00:19:08,181 --> 00:19:09,413
Well, come on, it-it...
404
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:12,750
Why do I make myself so crazy,
405
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,252
and get my hopes up so high?
406
00:19:15,321 --> 00:19:17,254
Hey, come on, if you
believe in yourself,
407
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,957
you're gonna make it!
408
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:22,326
You were right all along, Alex.
409
00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:24,361
No, Nina, I wasn't.
410
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,363
I wasn't.
411
00:19:26,432 --> 00:19:29,166
Don't-Don't try to
make me feel better.
412
00:19:29,235 --> 00:19:31,168
Oh, don't worry.
413
00:19:31,237 --> 00:19:33,103
I probably won't come close.
414
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,442
Hey, Nina, I know this must feel
415
00:19:38,511 --> 00:19:41,445
like the worst night
of your life, but...
416
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:44,448
hey, come on, just between
the two of us, no kidding,
417
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:47,118
isn't it great you
almost got it?
418
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:48,652
Huh?
419
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,322
You almost got the part.
420
00:19:51,390 --> 00:19:53,324
You're 25 years old.
421
00:19:53,392 --> 00:19:56,327
You nearly got the lead
in a Broadway show.
422
00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,996
You're blessed and you're lucky,
423
00:19:59,065 --> 00:20:01,999
because you get to have a broken
heart over something that good.
424
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:05,670
The last broken heart I had
was when the Jets didn't cover.
425
00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,672
(laughs)
426
00:20:11,744 --> 00:20:13,844
(both laugh)
427
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:21,485
You really are somethin'.
428
00:20:25,891 --> 00:20:27,825
So...
429
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:30,427
what was it you wanted
to talk to me about?
430
00:20:30,496 --> 00:20:36,200
Nah, it's, uh... Oh...
you wanted to ask me
431
00:20:36,269 --> 00:20:38,802
to stop bothering you, right?
432
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:41,839
Look, Nina, Nina...
433
00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:44,341
the basic problem between us
434
00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:46,343
is that you're
looking for magic,
435
00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:49,012
and believe me, from
the bottom of my heart,
436
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:53,016
look at me, I'm a no-magic man.
437
00:21:01,327 --> 00:21:04,028
(gentle laugh)
438
00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:06,030
I'm going home.
439
00:21:08,134 --> 00:21:10,067
Kiss me good night?
440
00:21:10,136 --> 00:21:12,669
Sure.
441
00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:33,423
Boy... you sure are smart.
442
00:21:33,492 --> 00:21:36,260
You said no magic,
443
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,262
and darned if it ain't so!
444
00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:41,798
Alex, thanks for helping
me out this evening.
445
00:21:41,867 --> 00:21:43,501
I really appreciate it, huh?
446
00:21:43,569 --> 00:21:44,569
Thanks a whole lot. What?
447
00:21:44,636 --> 00:21:45,747
You're wonderful.
Hey, hey, no, hey.
448
00:21:45,771 --> 00:21:46,982
Look, look... I'll
see ya later, huh?
449
00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:48,939
Do you want a cup of
coffee... I mean, Ciao.
450
00:21:49,008 --> 00:21:50,574
Don't you want to
talk or anything?
451
00:21:50,643 --> 00:21:53,243
I mean, you gotta have some
problems and want to talk about it,
452
00:21:53,312 --> 00:21:54,723
I'm really good with
problems. I'm all right,
453
00:21:54,747 --> 00:21:56,391
I'm all right, really.
Don't worry about me.
454
00:21:56,415 --> 00:21:57,826
We could have dinner.
You know, I-I was...
455
00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,283
Alex, you've helped
me plenty already.
456
00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:01,997
Oh, I can help you
more than that. Oh... no.
457
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:03,498
You've got a lot more
problems than that. I'm fine.
458
00:22:03,522 --> 00:22:04,655
No, I mean it. I'm fine.
459
00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,656
I'm fine.
460
00:22:06,726 --> 00:22:08,491
Oh, good. Yeah, okay.
461
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,327
See ya.
462
00:22:10,395 --> 00:22:12,329
Yeah, I'll see ya.
463
00:22:23,109 --> 00:22:25,676
(theme song playing)
464
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,267
WOMAN: Good night, Mr. Walters!
465
00:22:50,336 --> 00:22:51,669
(man grumbling)
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