All language subtitles for Shining Vale s02e07 Covens.eng

[Pat] Previously
on Shining Vale...

-[Jake grunts]
-[Pat screams]

How long have you
been in there?

[doctor]
You have got a good shot

at a healthy baby.

You're saying I'm--
I'm just gonna have

a normal pregnancy?

[Ennio] I am exorcist.

[Gaynor] What exactly
are you looking for?

[Ennio] Demonic stuffs.

[Gaynor]
I'm gonna take one of you.

[Terry] Wanna be
the best version of myself,

you know?

If that means shootin' up

a little testosterone,
then so be it.

[Gaynor] Exorcise me.
I want to feel better.

The power of Christ
compels you.

-[Gaynor] Fuck yeah, it does.
-[thunder booming]

[Pat] Excuse me, Wiccan?

-[bones cracking]
-[growling]

Get the fuck out!

[Jake] Her name is Daisy.

She led me to this.

I'm waiting for Daisy to call.

Bro, you need to relax.

You're in luck.

'Cause look at what I borrowed
from my dad.

What if some of my psychosis
got into the book?

She looked me right in the eye,
and she said...

I did this for you!

[Terry] These streets
aren't safe anymore.

[Laird] We should probably tell
the mayor.

Except he got all chopped up.

Oh, shit! Claire!

I'm gonna clean this place up.

[Laird] Claire!

I brought you
some of Leo's things.

It doesn't seem fair
that someone like me

could possibly have a third.

Anyone who is as critical

of her maternal skills
as you are

is a damn great mom.

Then I must be the best,

'cause I am the fucking worst.

You shouldn't cuss so much

or they'll send you
to the baths.

They lied to you.

Look in your file.

That's why you're here...

? ?

...to make these feelings
stop, Pat.

[demonic voice] Pat's not here.

[ominous music plays]

? ?

I was possessed.

I fucking knew it.

Oh, fuck me.

[dramatic music plays]

? ?

[coins clinking]

Oh, come on.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I ask for so little.

[indistinct arguing]

Okay. Here we go.

[arguing continues]

-[machine whirring]
-[sighs]

Finally.

-[dramatic music plays]
-[Pat gasping]

Mrs. Phelps,

that tape is hospital property.

Oh! Thank you.

[echoing over PA system]
We have a runner.

[patients screaming]

? ?

[muffled speech]

My fucking donut!

[lock buzzing]

I love you, you sick bitch.

[eerie music plays]

[eerie vocalizing]

? ?

[buzzer blares]

[Trina] Good morning,
Shining Vale.

Coming up, homemade potpourri.

We're going to meet a woman
who says anyone can do it.

But first, it's been three days

since the brutal murder
of Mayor Woodcock.

Today, we meet
the first candidate

to throw his hat into the ring
to replace him.

Former businessman

and current husband,
Terry Phelps.

What a pleasure to be here
this morning, Trina,

on Good Morning Shining Vale.

I wanna ask
what everyone wants to know.

What's it like being married
to Pat Phelps?

Uh, great question.

[clears throat]

I'm running for mayor

because I was searching
for a way

to help this little town,

and then it hit me--

the lower jaw
of my best friend's girlfriend

who was plowed over by a bus
on Main Street.

-Tragic story.
-That is so random.

Our old host, Lacy,
was also squished by a bus.

But it's not so random, Trina.

Given the pagan origins
of our little town,

there are no public crosses,
and therefore, no crosswalks.

It's not safe to raise
a family in this town,

and if I become mayor,
I intend to change that.

Speaking of family, I just read
your wife's new book,

and I fucking love it.

[audience gasping]

Wow.

I've never said that
on air before.

Um, anyway,

ladies, do yourself a favor

and get this fucking book
right now.

[Pat] Oh, no.

[Terry]
I know they told me I have

a few minutes before
the dead flower lady comes out,

so I--if we could just steer it
away from my wife

-for a moment.
-Of course.

Let's go to the phones.

We have our first caller.

[Pat] Hi, this is Pat Phelps.

[gasps] Speak of the devil.

I was just talking
about your fucking book!

Why the cock
do I keep swearing?

[Pat] My book has
hidden messages in it

that make people do
really bad things.

I was possessed
when I wrote it.

Well, I am also
fucking obsessed!

[Terry] Uh... Pat?

Honey, I'm--
I'm doing something here.

I know, sweetie,
you're doing your mayor thingy.

But this is really important.

-Please do not read my book.
-Pat!

[Pat] No one should read
my book!

-Pat!
-Sorry!

Hey, could you pick up some 2%
on your way home?

Yeah, I'll get milk.

[Pat] Okay.
Thanks, sweetie. Bye.

What a treat.

I'd like to thank Pat Phelps
and her husband, Teddy.

The book is called
Rosemary's Revenge.

Up next, don't turn that dial,

and don't throw out
your old roses.

[ominous music plays]

[phone ringing]

? ?

Oh.

Yo, dude. Where are you?

I'm outside.

Come on in.

And--and bring weed.

I'm almost cashed out.

No. Outside as in outside.

My cousin Nirvaan's
coming over

and we're gonna dig
a wicked big hole.

You should come over.
It's gonna be epic.

I love Nirvaan.

And I love holes.

But I can't go.

What if Daisy calls?

Bro, it's been, like,
six months.

And she's dead.

She's not calling.

Anyways, I gotta go.

Peace out, bro.

Save some hole for me.

[sighs]

I hope you're happy.

That was, like, the best
hole-digging opportunity

of my entire life.

What should I do?

Give me a sign!

[chair creaking]

? ?

[doll] Bye-bye, bye-bye.

-Bye--
-[voice distorts, stops]

-Ugh.
-[doll] Ow!

[Jake sighs]

[suspenseful music plays]

? ?

[distorted voice shrieking]

-[Walkman clicks]
-[sighs] Skip.

[Swing Out Sister's
"Breakout" playing]

[singer] ? The time has come
To make or break ?

? Breakout ?

? Don't stop to ask ?

? And now you've found
A break to make at last ?

? You've got to find a way ?

? Say what you want to say ?

? Breakout ?

? ?

? Don't stop to ask ?

-[phone ringing]
-? Now you've found ?

? A break to make ?

[phone ringing]

-[clock chiming]
-[knock on door]

[Gaynor] Ennio, open up.

It's me, Gaynor.

Ennio?

[tense music plays]

? ?

What the hell?

[door creaking]

[Nolan] You shouldn't be here.

Oh, hi.

I'm looking for Father Ennio.

Italian? Good-looking?

Big... hat?

[Nolan] I don't think I know
a Father Ennio.

It's cool.

I'm not trying to catch
a predator or anything.

He just hasn't returned
my texts or calls.

Perhaps you're mistaken.

Perhaps.

My bad.

Um, have a nice day.

? ?

Father, mother--fuck.

Whatever.

? ?

[line ringing]

[line beeps]

Listen, asshole,

I don't know how it works
at the Vatican,

but when you sleep
with a girl in America,

you call her back.

It's Gaynor.

-[phone beeps]
-[sighs]

? ?

[Pat] Hey! Hey, Wiccan. Hi.

Shit.

I don't know
if you remember me,

but I came into your shop
last year.

I was possessed.

Yeah, your neck snapped
45 degrees,

and you wore me
like a sock puppet.

That's not something
you forget.

Oh, good.

I really need your help.

You wanna walk with me?
I got an appointment.

Is it a wizardy thing?

Ish. I'm gettin' my roots done
for the solstice.

-So what's up?
-Okay, I--

I think the devil wrote my book
when I was possessed,

and now it's making women
kill their husbands.

And I--I just--
I need to know how to stop it.

Well, first,
let's get our terms right.

The "devil"
did not possess you.

You're talking about Satan,
the Great Deceiver, the Beast.

He's interested
in overthrowing governments

and disrupting world order,
not writing shitty chick-lit.

Okay, I didn't come here
for a fuckin' book review.

So who possessed me?

Probably a low-level
trickster demon.

Maybe Berith.
He likes to dress up.

Why would Berith possess me?

He probably wanted
to reach your audience

of vulnerable women
who like bad books.

Now it's starting
to feel personal.

Ah, it happens all the time
in pop culture.

Music, theater,
almost all of TikTok--

all the work of demons.

So you think this is just a fad
and it--it'll go away?

Absolutely.

Unless...

...it might be step one
of a larger plan.

I wouldn't be surprised.

A larger plan?

Wait, what? Surprise?

I hate surprises.

-[Pat gasps]
-[all] Surprise!

-[Gaynor laughs]
-[Robyn giggles]

Hi, Pat.

Hi.

What's happening?

[Kam] Jesus fuckin' Christ.

Oh, it was supposed to be
your baby shower.

But with that haircut,
it's also your roast.

[Pat] I got a makeover, okay?

[Ruth] It's bad luck
not to have a baby shower.

At least it was for me.

So I floated the idea by Terry,

and he said that
you would love it.

I do.

Uh, is he around?

I just--I wanna thank him.

[soft music plays]

Hey--holy...

What happened?

Well, I followed my Wiccan
into the salon,

and they kept cutting,
and I forgot to say when.

So then I went shopping

to try to distract
from the haircut,

and, well, here we are.

Well, it's kinda working.

Yeah, I wanted to go
into my bedroom and hide,

but I can't,
because there's a party for me

in the living room.

Were you surprised?

[chuckles]
I really fucking was.

Now, maybe you forgot,

but I hate parties,
and I hate surprises.

And I hate randos in my house.

So right in there
is the tri-fucking-fecta.

No, no, Pat,
those women aren't randos.

Three of them are in
the Shining Vale

Ladies Auxiliary
who have successfully

picked the last 65 mayors.

[water sloshing]

Who gives a shit?

Well, I do, Pat.

I give a shit.

I really think becoming
mayor of Shining Vale

might be my calling.

Your calling is to be the mayor

of a town you've only lived in
for a year?

I don't know.
Maybe. Maybe it is.

Not really your decision,
is it?

I'm sorry.

I wanna support you. I do.

But this is a really bad time
for me.

Well, has it ever
occurred to you

that everything that happens
in this family

isn't necessarily about you?

-No.
-[Terry] Okay.

Well, I'm gonna ask you,
for once,

to just set your feelings aside
for a moment

and do this for me.

You think you can do that,
Patty?

Darling?

Love of my life,

light of my soul,

do you think you can do
this one fucking thing

for me?

Mm.

[tense music plays]

Okay.

? ?

Great.

Go enjoy your baby shower.

? ?

Terry...

yes.

Oh.

[Pat] Oh, wow.

-It's a creeper.
-It sure is.

[Ruth]
It's adorable. [chuckles]

Gaynor, mark down the onesie
from Mrs. Court.

[Gaynor] Okay.
One nightmare clown outfit.

-Got it.
-It's a sailor suit, dear.

One nightmare sailor outfit.

-Uh...
-What?

How many funeral outfits
does a baby need?

I mean, that's literally
a baby hearse.

It's a pram,
and it's "Midnight."

-[Kam scoffs] Holy fuck.
-All right, my turn.

Giving birth is one
of the most magical things

a woman can do.

I remember
when my Leo was born,

I was gazing

into his blue... skin.

And then when the doctors
took him from me,

I said, "Hurry back!"

And of course, at the time,
you're not thinking,

"Why are they zipping him
into that bag?"

'Cause the mind sees
what it wants to see.

Is she for real?

Is it weird?

I don't even notice anymore.

[eerie music plays]

But eventually,

I did accept that
my Leo wasn't coming back.

? ?

Either as a baby doll or a boy.

? ?

And, uh, a part of me
died with him.

That part was never repaired

until now.

? ?

Pat...

your baby gives us all hope
for a better world.

Hail Pat!

[all] Hail Pat.

Oh, hell no.

Anyway, I got you a present.

No, Ruth. No.

Not after that speech

and Leo's little unused
pacifiers.

[chuckles] You've done enough.

Well, what are you gonna do?
[chuckles]

[Pat] Aw, okay.

Wow, what is this?

That is a "heir-loom"

that my grandma smuggled
out of Europe in her 'einie...

Mm...

...and I am giving it to you

because you're my best friend.

[women gasping]

[both] Aww.

[Pat] Well, thank you.

I'm gonna wear this...

every time I think
I'm gonna see her.

Okay.

Are we done?

Oh, no. No, no, no.

My goodness,
there's more presents.

Here we go.

[Pat] "To Pat,

from your number one fan."

-Hmm.
-Could be any one of us.

[laughter]

[chuckles]

Okay.

? ?

All of Them Bitches.
[chuckles]

A History of Hysterical Women
in Southeast Connecticut.

That's... [chuckles]

Okay, who's this from?

[Mrs. Stephen Edwards]
Well, the pram is from me.

I got the rocking horse.

I gave you the--the creeper.

I gave you the tushy necklace.

Okay. Gaynor?

Why would I get you something?

Fair enough.

Kam?

-Oh--
-This is--this is a good one.

Yeah, it wasn't me.

I--I didn't think
this was a real thing.

I got you adult diapers,
'cause you're 80.

[laughs]

Fine, I'll--I'll Venmo $500.

I haven't been to a baby shower
in 100 years.

I--I don't even have kids.

None of us have children
either.

And we still got her presents.

[laughs] Okay. Mm.

[tense music plays]

What do you mean
you don't have children?

You're in the PTA.

None of you are Ps or Ts?

Just As.

All right,
well, I'm gonna get my A

the F back to NYC.

I'll drive you.

Wait, you're gonna drive
all the way to New York?

Well, it's either that
or into a lake,

so bye, everyone.

Okay, Kam?
Wait a minute, please.

Kam.

Hey, please don't go.

Honey, I love you,

but there is not enough Xanax
in Connecticut

to keep me here.

We gotta talk about the book.

You have to pull it.

Trish, the book
is bigger than you.

-[horn honking]
-That's my ride.

[Pat] Kam.
You don't understand.

I was possessed
when I wrote it.

I can tell by your bangs
you've got a lot going on.

-[horn blaring]
-Please don't leave!

Just call me, okay?

And good luck.

[horn honking]

[Kam] If you leave me,
I'll kill you!

Well, this was fun.

Looks like the--
the party's breaking up.

Oh, no, we can't stop yet.

We still have to do
the most important part.

It's an ancient ritual

which reveals the deepest
secrets of the universe.

Who has a question
for the cootie catcher?

[Mrs. Stephen Edwards]
I'll go first.

Is Pat going to have a girl
or a boy?

Ooh, great question,
Mrs. Stephen Edwards.

[chuckles]

Is Pat having a girl or a boy?

Ahh...

[both gasping]

Neither.

Mm.

-[Ruth chuckles]
-[Robyn] Ohh.

-Interesting.
-Modern.

Ooh.

Will the baby come early?

-[Ruth] Oh. [chuckles]
-Oh, yeah.

[Ruth]
Will the baby come early?

[gasps]

Most definitely.

-Ohh.
-[Emily] I knew it.

[Mrs. Stephen Edwards]
All hail the Dark One.

Okay, it's my turn.

Give it. All right.

Should everyone get
the fuck out of here?

It'll say no.

Let's see. [chuckles]

[chuckles]

Most definitely.

What?

-[all] Aww.
-Come on, guys.

Let's get your cooties out.

[dramatic music plays]

[door slams]

Hey, button, come on in here.

[Gaynor chuckles]

[notification chimes]

Sorry, I was texting someone.

I think I got ghosted.

Oh, no. Do I know him?

No, it was just a guy
I was seeing.

He was in and out.

Doesn't matter. What's up?

First of all,
have a button, button.

"Phelps."

Wow, what came in second?
"Terry"?

What? No, you're--you're--

you're reading it wrong.

The "P" is, uh, separate.

"Pee helps."

[Terry] Uh, no. I--it's not--

it's "Phelps helps."

It--people will get it.

You don't understand politics.

Hey, let me try out
my campaign speech for you.

It's really good.

Don't you mean "G-ood"?

Uh, never mind. Go on.

Okay. Uh, Webster's

defines "community"
as a unified--

[Gaynor] Stop.

People don't want you
to read the dictionary at them.

Right. Right.

Just get to the, uh--
the meat of it.

All right. So...

"50% of bus accidents
happen w--"

Stop.

Don't read statistics or facts.

It just reminds people
how stupid they are.

Okay, but my speech is made up
of facts and statistics

and peppered
with definitions, so...

If you want people
to vote for you,

you have to tell them
your story.

You're the guy
who rebuilt his life

after his wife tried
to split him like a log.

Right. Right.

So...

Terry Phelps: A Story.

Collier's defines
"adversity--"

Holy fuck, Dad.
I'm gonna write it. Move.

-What?
-[Gaynor] Get up.

It's not that easy.

Yeah.

[Terry]
Ooh. That's a bit dark, no?

[Gaynor]
Have you met your wife?

[wheels squeaking]

[eerie music plays]

? ?

[book thuds]

[Pat groans]

Will my book kill more people?

"Read page 72."

What?

Um...

Can I stop it?

"Read page 72."

Do I like my kids?

Oh, fuck. This thing works.

? ?

72... 72... 72.

"...and Rosemary
was gone forever."

I've been here before.

[tiles clacking]

? ?

Let's do it.

? ?

[dramatic music plays]

[fork clatters]

[birds chirping]

I've got to manage my time
better.

[tiles clattering]

? ?

What the hell?

? ?

"Shining Vale Home
for Hysterical Women."

"Covens."

"Human sacrifice and torture."

"Now divided into large

single-family residences."

? ?

Fuck me.

"This room
was the portal to hell."

Oh, God.

Please don't be
the portal to hell.

? ?

Oh, no.

[Terry] Because this
is a story of redemption.

This is a story
about rebuilding

the town that we all love...

[Gaynor] Whoo!

...Returning Shining Vale

to the sort of safe place

where you can cross the street

without being hit
by an oncoming bus.

-[scattered applause]
-How 'bout that?

Or--or enjoy the park

without worrying about
fallin' into a hole.

[crowd gasping]

Look at that damn thing.

This is a great speech.

-[Terry] Not on my watch.
-Yeah, I know.

I wrote it.

As your mayor, I promise

to fill every hole
in this town.

You ever notice
your dad's superhot?

-[Terry] Huh?
-Ew. Gross.

-That's my dad.
-I know, and he's ripped.

Do you know
if he's seeing anyone?

Yeah. My mom.

Don't be jelly.
Your boyfriend's also hot.

Oh, my gosh, you remember him?

Oh, I thought
I was going crazy.

Of course I remember him.

He was like an Asian
Jonas brother.

[Terry] As mayor,
I'm gonna make sure...

Not Ryan.

Ennio. Italian priest?

He used to come
in the store all the time

when I was closing up.

Could be anyone.
You have a picture?

Yeah.

[Terry] Terry Phelps.

But I cam back,
because I realized...

He looks like you.

[Terry] And I could see
what this town could be.

That is me.
I must have deleted it.

I think I texted it to him.

[Terry] There's a lot
of people,

they move to Mystic,
they move to Salem...

I hope he's a better priest
than he is a boyfriend.

He never texted you back.

[eerie music plays]

[Gaynor] What the fuck?

[Terry] You know, I--
I'd like to take a moment

and just get personal here,
if I could.

Um, I was hit in the head
with an axe some time ago.

[crowd gasping]

But I came back,

came back stronger than ever.

And people still ask me,

"Terry, how strong are ya?"

Can I show you how strong I am?

[Lillian] Yes, please!

Who wants to see it?

Show me!

I wanna see how strong!

[cheers and applause]

One, two, three...

[ominous music plays]

[electricity buzzing]

? ?

Fucking Terry bought
the portal to hell.

[sighs]

[laughter echoing]

? ?

Hello?

Are you fucking kidding me?

? ?

[water dripping]

[door creaking]

Fuck!

Oh, God. I hate this house.

I hate this house.

[Robyn] Oh, poor dear.

And that haircut?

[laughter]

[Ruth] I guess it goes
with the collar.

[laughter]

What are you gonna do?

[Robyn] I think I feel
a little bit bad for her.

Don't you?

Eh, if I felt bad
about all the things

I feel bad about,
I would never leave the house.

Besides, we're doing this
for her own good.

She could never raise
this baby by herself.

[Robyn] You think she knows?

[Ruth] Well, even if she does,

I mean, who's she gonna tell?

No one would believe her.

Everyone thinks she's nuts.

And I say this as a feminist.

[Robyn sighs]

It's all about her baby
anyway.

[Ruth] Our baby.

[both] His baby.

[Pat] My baby, twats.

Who's there?

Oh, hi, Pat.

[gulps]

Fuck.

[crowd] 133. 134. 135.

136.

[groans] 136!

[Lillian] Yeah!

You gotta be in good shape
to stand up

to those boys in city hall,

and that's what I intend to do.

I'm gonna fight
for the city of Shining Vale.

I was born in Iowa,

but I was reborn
right here in Shining Vale.

-[cheers and applause]
-[Lillian giggling]

[Terry]
With a vote for Terry Phelps,

this whole town's
gonna be reborn.

[cheers and applause]

Who's with me?

[Lillian] I'm with you!

I am...

[fabric ripping]

...with you!

Whoa.

-[Lillian giggles]
-Hey.

[crowd] P-helps! P-helps!
P-helps! P-helps!

No, no, no.
It's "Phelps Helps."

You're doing it wrong.

Phelps Helps! Phelps--

Oh, fuck it.

[all] P-helps! P-helps!
P-helps!

[cheers and applause]

[Lillian] I love you!

[all] P-helps! P-helps!
P-helps!

Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you.

Thank you very much. Okay.

[tense music plays]

? ?

Where the fuck am I?

[loud thud]

[singer] ? Time has come ?

? To make your break ?

Sorry, wall.

Some holes are meant
to be closed.

[singer] ? Don't hesitate ?

? Breakout ?

? Don't stop to ask ?

? And now you've found
A break to make at last ?

? You've got to find a way ?

[thudding]

Shit.

[singer] ? Looks unsure ?

[Pat] Hello!

-[banging]
-Help!

[Jake humming]

Hello? Help!

[Rosemary] Hello, Patricia.

[dramatic music plays]

? ?

You should have killed yourself
when you had the chance.

? ?

[eerie music plays]

[singers vocalizing]

? ?

[person whistling]

[seagulls calling]

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