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Elaine, mai plou� afar� ?
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Nu, au deschis hidrantul
�i eu m-am jucat �n el.
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Sta�i a�a, meduzelor !
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Ce zi nemaipomenit� !
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Cade c�te o g�leat� de ap�.
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Meteorologul a zis
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c� va dura toat� ziua.
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��i place ploaia, �efu ?
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Iubesc ploaia, Iggy !
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�tii de ce iubesc ploaia ?
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Nu, �efu. De ce, �efu ?
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Iubesc ploaia
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pentru c� atunci c�nd plou�,
nimeni nu merge pe jos.
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Ce tot zic mereu ?
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Ce se �nt�mpl� c�nd d� cu averse ?
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Haide�i, haide�i !
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Ce se �nt�mpl� c�nd d� cu averse ?
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Mari �ncas�ri vin la mese.
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Ce se �nt�mpl� c�nd plou� ?
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Banii curg g�rl�.
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E distractiv.
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Ce se �nt�mpl� c�nd burni�eaz� ?
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Taci, Ignatowski !
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Ce ureche poetic� are omul �sta.
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Gata, am un anun� de f�cut.
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Aten�iune !
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Asculta�i !
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Am un anun� personal de f�cut.
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Mi-am pus mama
�ntr-un azil.
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A�a c� am o petrecere bomb� la
mine �n apartamentul de burlac,
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unde nici un taximetrist
nu este invitat.
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Ni se rupe sufletul, Louie.
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�mi pare foarte r�u c�
niciunul nu e invitat.
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La ce or� s� fiu acolo, Louie ?
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La ce or� vrei, Latka.
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Doar c� atunci c�nd ai ajuns,
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��i arunc fundul t�u de str�in
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jos pe sc�ri.
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�n cazul �sta s-ar putea s� �nt�rzii.
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Nu-mi vine s� cred, Louie.
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Nu-mi vine s� cred c� petreci
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dup� ce ai trimis-o pe
maic� ta �ntr-un azil.
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Rieger, nu e u�or
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s� tr�ie�ti cu maic�-ta at��ia ani.
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Nu e pic de intimitate.
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�n fiecare zi, acela�i lucru.
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�Louie, m�n�nc�-�i cina.�
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�Louie, opre�te televizorul.�
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�Louie, nu folosi milieul
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s�-�i �tergi berea de pe b�rbie.�
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�n ce fel de azil e mama ta ?
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M-ai prins aici.
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Adic� nici n-ai
dus-o p�n� acolo ?
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A-a-am dus-o
p�n� acolo.
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Nu chiar p�n� la u��.
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Nu ai intrat s� verifici locul ?
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Cu cine m� confunzi, cu Mike Wallace.
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Ce mare br�nz� ?
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E un azil.
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Gata, gata,
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ia s� veni�i voi, avoca�ii ap�r�rii
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s� v� lua�i taxiurile.
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Ora�ul e plin de muceg�i�i,
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doritori s� se ghemuiasc� l�ng� voi.
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- Banta, 599.
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- Rieger...
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Bine, Lou.
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Cam pe la 7 ?
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Despre ce vorbe�ti ?
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�tii tu, petrecerea.
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S� te �mbraci frumos.
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De ce dumnezeu m-a� duce
la o petrecere de a ta ?
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Opre�te-te !
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A�a cum v�d eu, Rieger,
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tu e�ti singurul din garaj,
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care nu m-a f�cut de ru�ine
�n fa�a prietenilor mei.
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�i s�-�i spun �i pe asta:
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Va fi PETRECERE !
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Vorbesc aici de dezl�n�ui�i !
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S�-�i dau un mic sfat.
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S� te asiguri c� nu vei
avea g�uri �n chilo�i,
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dac� m� �n�elegi.
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�tii ceva, Lou ?
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Nu-mi vine s� cred,
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dar sunt tentat s�
merg la petrecerea ta.
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Nu-mi vine s� cred c� zic asta,
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dar am o curiozitate boln�vicioas�.
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O curiozitate morbid�,
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ca atunci c�nd vezi un accident de
ma�in�, �i trebuie s� o iei mai �ncet.
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Sau atunci c�nd ai o ran� �n gur�,
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dar tot pui limba pe ea,
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de�i �tii c� te va durea.
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Sau c�nd ai o sticl� de lapte.
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�tii c� s-a stricat,
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dar tot trebuie s� o
miro�i, �nainte s-o arunci.
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Abia a�tept �i eu.
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Gata !
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Uite �nc� una.
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Cravata lui Orson Welles.
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Nu sunt poli�i�tii.
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Bun�, Alex.
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Bun�, Louie.
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Gata, b�ie�i, nu v� ambala�i.
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Vreau s� v� prezint pe cineva.
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Alex, el e Lyle,
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Huey, �i Daytona Dave.
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Stai jos, Alex.
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��i aduc o bere.
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Ce am pierdut ?
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Nu, nu, ai plecat din
camer�, pl�te�ti pre�ul.
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Ce de pove�ti zburau pe aici,
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acum un minut.
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Hei, Lyle,
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poveste�te... i lui Alex
despre aia c�nd te treze�ti,
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diminea�a �i
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��i s�ngereaz� gingia.
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Nu, nu, nu. Nu e nevoie !
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Nu trebuie s� o repe�i doar pentru mine.
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Deci...
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Cum... a�i... reu�it voi, b�ie�i...
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s� v� �nt�lni�i �n aceast� via�� ?
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�tii...
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atunci c�nd mul�imea
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se adun� pe strad�,
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s�-l vad� pe �la care a f�cut infarct ?
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Noi plec�m ultimii.
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O leg�tur� de nedesf�cut.
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Aperitive ?
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Mul�umesc.
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Trebuie s� plec�m.
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Unde v� duce�i ?
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La o alt� petrecere.
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Sper c� au o canapea.
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Hai, b�ie�i !
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E �nc� devreme.
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Seara de abia a �nceput.
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E numai 7:30.
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Dac� insista�i.
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Mul�umesc c� a�i venit.
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Trebuie s� ne �nt�lnim mai des.
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Z�mbi�i !
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B�iete !
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Ce sear� !
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E grozav s� cuno�ti oameni,
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cu care te po�i prosti.
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Probabil c� n-o
s�-mi aduc aminte
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nimic m�ine diminea��.
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útia sunt singurii care au venit, Lou ?
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Credeam c� mai vin c��iva, dar...
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�tiu, ce ne trebuie.
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Un pic de muzic�.
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Mama are o mul�ime de discuri.
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Nu, mul�umesc, Lou.
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Nu ai chef de Jerry Vale ?
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Nu, mul�umesc, Lou.
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L-am auzit toat� ziua.
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Lou, chiar trebuie s� plec.
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A�a repede ?
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Da.
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Mai r�m�i un pic, s� m�nc�m ceva.
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Nu, nu-i nevoie.
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Haide ! Poftim !
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�l �nc�lzesc.
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Nu, mul�umesc, Lou.
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Mai bine m� car.
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Ce zici de un pic de TV ?
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Haide !
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Louie, nu a� vrea s�
m� uit la televizor.
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Nu-�i place s� fii
singur aici, nu, Louie ?
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Glume�ti ?
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A�tept asta de o via��, Rieger.
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�mi place s� fiu singur.
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- Louie...
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��i e dor de mama ta, a�a-i ?
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Las-o balt�, Rieger.
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Nu mi-e dor de ea.
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M� g�ndesc mult la ea.
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Cine nu s-ar g�ndi,
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cu toat� mizeria asta din jur ?
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Uit�-te la toate astea.
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Uite ! Cea�ca asta stupid�.
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�alul ei.
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�i-a l�sat pantofiorii aici.
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Uit�-te la pantofiorii ei, Alex.
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Nu, nu.
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Un pantof.
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Haide !
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Nu.
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�mi pare r�u c� am
adus-o �n discu�ie, Lou.
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Da.
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Ai dreptate.
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Am �ncercat s-o ascund.
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Dar recunosc.
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Mi-e dor de ea.
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A� vrea s� fie aici.
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De ce nu o chemi �napoi ?
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Spune-i s� vin� acas�.
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Nu, nu, nu.
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Nu �n�elegi.
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Am min�it �i despre asta.
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Ea a vrut s� plece.
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Am avut aceea�i ceart� veche.
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Mi-a ars cina.
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Am �njurat-o, pe urm�
m-a �njurat �i ea,
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pe urm� am lovit-o �n din�i.
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Ai lovit-o �n din�i ?
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Da. �n momentul urm�tor
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ie�ea pe u�� spun�nd:
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La revedere.
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N-a mai plecat niciodat�.
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Dac� cineva va da un telefon,
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va trebui s� fie ea,
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pentru c� un b�rbat nu implor�.
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Mama m-a �nv��at asta.
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Mi-am pierdut mama.
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Lou, m� g�ndeam c� trec pe la Mario,
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pentru una mic� de sear�.
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Vrei s� vii cu mine ?
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Rieger, nu vreau mila ta.
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Dac� m� invi�i
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a�a cum un om �i invit�
prietenul la o b�ut� atunci bine,
222
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dar dac� o face din mil�,
223
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atunci mai bine nu.
224
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E mil�, Lou.
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O bere e o bere.
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Louie,..
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ar��i oribil.
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La ce v� holba�i ?
229
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Lua�i-v� ochii de pe mine.
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Hei, Lou...
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te sim�i bine ?
232
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Glume�ti, Rieger ?
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Sunt �n culmea fericirii,
st�nd pe curcubeu.
234
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Ai mai petrecut mult timp
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cu prietenii t�i, �n ultima vreme ?
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Nu.
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Lyle l-a �mpuscat pe Huey.
238
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L-a �mpuscat ?
239
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Da, a fost din gre�eal�.
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Doar l-a r�nit.
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De �ase ori.
242
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Asta va pune o pat� pe prietenia lui.
243
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Rieger, las�-m� �n pace.
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Bine, bine.
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Bun�, Latka.
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- Louie.
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Da ?
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A trecut cu 10 minute de fix.
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�tiu.
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Dar asta �nseamn� c� am �nt�rziat.
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Da.
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- Louie...
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Ieri am plecat mai devreme.
254
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Mi-am dat seama
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cum s� scot cafea din automat
256
00:14:37,934 --> 00:14:40,601
f�r� s� pl�tesc.
257
00:14:40,634 --> 00:14:43,634
Louie, m� ascul�i ?
258
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Ai un costum frumos.
259
00:14:55,167 --> 00:14:58,167
Poate revine �n cur�nd la mod�.
260
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Dac� �la e un nas, nasul t�u
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tocmai a tras din banan�.
262
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Nu vreau s� zic c� e�ti
ur�t, dar s� �tii c�...
263
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Nu-�i for�a norocul, Latka.
264
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Bine, Louie,
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�mi pare r�u.
266
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Ce m-a fiert !
267
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,267
Louie nu e �n form�.
268
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Asculta�i,...
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mama lui e singurul lui prieten.
270
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Ce a�i zice dac� l-am invita
271
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la o partid� de c�r�i ?
272
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Sunte�i nebuni ?
273
00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:43,534
Bobby, �l va ajuta s�-�i
ia mintea de la mama lui.
274
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Nu vreau !
275
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Hai c� nu p��im nimic, dac�-l
invit�m doar de data asta.
276
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Bine, bine.
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Pute�i face ce vre�i,
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dar �in s� v� anun� c� joc protest�nd.
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Lou...
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Louie, �i-ar pl�cea s� vii pe acolo
281
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�i s� joci o partid� de c�r�i cu noi ?
282
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Vrei s� joc c�r�i cu voi ?
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Da, da.
284
00:16:08,934 --> 00:16:11,400
Ne cam facem griji pentru tine, Lou.
285
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A�a c� haide !
286
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Bine. Sigur.
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Sigur, vin �i eu.
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Bine.
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Louie, f�-mi un serviciu, te rog,
290
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�i nu pomeni nimic de mama ta, bine ?
291
00:16:23,801 --> 00:16:25,334
Bine, e ca �i uitat�.
292
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Haide.
293
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Las� pantoful acolo, Lou.
294
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�n regul�.
295
00:16:32,033 --> 00:16:35,267
Jeff, supravegheaz� cu�c� �n locul meu.
296
00:16:35,300 --> 00:16:38,133
O s� joc c�r�i cu b�ie�ii.
297
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Am fost invitat.
298
00:16:40,868 --> 00:16:42,167
E frumos, Lou.
299
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Haide, Louie. �i �ine ochii pe pantof.
300
00:16:45,934 --> 00:16:47,300
Bine.
301
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:54,501
Am fost invitat s� joc c�r�i cu b�ie�ii.
302
00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,968
Felicit�ri, �efu !
303
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Haide, Lou.
304
00:16:58,567 --> 00:17:00,067
Haide. Lou ! Chiar aici, b�iete !
305
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:01,601
Cel mai bun scaun.
306
00:17:01,634 --> 00:17:03,400
Juc�m cu 5 c�r�i.
307
00:17:03,434 --> 00:17:05,200
�mi place jocul cu 5 c�r�i.
308
00:17:05,234 --> 00:17:06,801
E jocul meu favorit.
309
00:17:06,834 --> 00:17:08,434
O s� fie distractiv.
310
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Da, a�a-i !
311
00:17:09,734 --> 00:17:10,968
C�tig� cel care are peste decari.
312
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Plat� �nainte, toat� lumea, 5 cen�i.
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00:17:13,234 --> 00:17:15,200
Bine, Bob.
314
00:17:16,901 --> 00:17:18,601
Deschid cu 5.
315
00:17:18,634 --> 00:17:19,834
Bine, am v�zut.
316
00:17:19,868 --> 00:17:20,901
Scuz�-m� Lou.
317
00:17:20,934 --> 00:17:22,167
M� duc s�-mi aduc cafea.
318
00:17:22,200 --> 00:17:23,767
Bine, Alex.
319
00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:26,334
Bine, pl�tesc 5 �i mai cresc miza cu 5.
320
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Devine captivant !
321
00:17:28,133 --> 00:17:30,267
Trebuie s� m� arunc. Asta e !
322
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Pl�tesc...
323
00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:34,701
Bine, �n regul�.
324
00:17:34,734 --> 00:17:36,367
Pl�tesc �i eu.
325
00:17:36,400 --> 00:17:37,834
Unde r�m�sesem ?
326
00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,767
Trebuie s� pl�te�ti 5 cen�i, Alex.
327
00:17:39,801 --> 00:17:41,067
Cine a mizat (crescut) pe Louie ?
328
00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:42,534
Cine l-a crescut pe Louie ?
329
00:17:42,567 --> 00:17:44,234
Mama l-a crescut pe Louie.
330
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At�t a fost !
331
00:17:46,667 --> 00:17:50,200
Mama m-a crescut.
332
00:17:50,234 --> 00:17:52,434
Louie, trebuie s� vorbesc cu tine.
333
00:17:52,467 --> 00:17:54,467
Louie, trebuie s� vorbesc cu tine.
334
00:17:54,501 --> 00:17:57,100
Louie, �ncepi s� devii un n�t�fle�
335
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pl�ng�cios, �i smiorc�it
336
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iar eu �ncep s� m� satur. M� auzi ?
337
00:18:00,701 --> 00:18:03,868
Dac� o vrei pe m�-ta, du-te �i
ad-o acas�, dar s� nu stai aici.
338
00:18:03,901 --> 00:18:05,801
Louie, vino �ncoace !
339
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:07,000
Vreau s�-�i ar�t ceva.
340
00:18:07,033 --> 00:18:09,467
Treci aici ! Vreau s�-�i ar�t cum ar��i.
341
00:18:09,501 --> 00:18:11,367
Uit�-te �n oglind� !
342
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,367
Uit�-te !
343
00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:13,367
�la e�ti tu.
344
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,100
Eu sunt ?
345
00:18:15,133 --> 00:18:16,767
Da, tu e�ti.
346
00:18:16,801 --> 00:18:18,734
Sunt un n�t�fle� !
347
00:18:18,767 --> 00:18:21,133
�la nu sunt eu.
348
00:18:21,167 --> 00:18:23,501
Eu nu a�a m� ocup de treburi.
349
00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:25,501
Ba da.
350
00:18:34,968 --> 00:18:36,767
�sta sunt eu !
351
00:18:36,801 --> 00:18:37,934
�sta sunt eu !
352
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,334
M� duc s-o fac.
353
00:18:39,367 --> 00:18:41,367
M� ridic �i lupt !
354
00:18:41,400 --> 00:18:42,467
�n regul�.
355
00:18:42,501 --> 00:18:43,968
Fii gata, lume !
356
00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:46,634
Louie De Palm� se �ntoarce.
357
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:49,367
Latka, ��i re�in o s�pt�m�n� de salariu.
358
00:18:50,234 --> 00:18:52,334
�i nimeni s� nu m� invite vreodat�
359
00:18:52,367 --> 00:18:54,334
la o partid� de c�r�i.
360
00:18:54,367 --> 00:18:57,834
Louie De Palma nu
joac� c�r�i cu fraieri.
361
00:18:57,868 --> 00:18:59,334
�i Rieger,
362
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,734
dac� mai pui m�na pe mine,
363
00:19:01,767 --> 00:19:03,701
vei deveni istorie.
364
00:19:03,734 --> 00:19:08,300
Acum, dac� m� scuza�i,
m� duc s-o aduc pe mami.
365
00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:32,033
Mam�, sunt eu, Louie.
366
00:19:32,067 --> 00:19:33,601
Louie ?
367
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:34,934
Da.
368
00:19:36,567 --> 00:19:40,267
Mam�, am venit s� te duc acas�.
369
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:42,701
Hai !
370
00:19:42,734 --> 00:19:45,133
M-am s�turat de prostia asta.
371
00:19:45,167 --> 00:19:46,601
Tu n-ai ce c�uta aici.
372
00:19:46,634 --> 00:19:48,267
Trebuie s� stai acas� cu mine.
373
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:50,133
Deschide u�a asta !
374
00:19:50,167 --> 00:19:52,834
Deschide sau o sparg.
375
00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,834
Da ?
376
00:19:58,868 --> 00:20:02,601
Uit�-te bine la mine, b�tr�n� nebun�.
377
00:20:13,601 --> 00:20:15,601
Ce ave�i ?
378
00:20:15,634 --> 00:20:18,767
N... a�i mai v�zut un
om vizit�ndu-�i mama ?
379
00:20:18,801 --> 00:20:21,801
Pleca�i de aici.
380
00:20:25,100 --> 00:20:26,434
Fii atent� !
381
00:20:26,467 --> 00:20:28,567
Hai s-o discut�m.
382
00:20:28,601 --> 00:20:30,667
Ce mare scofal� cu cearta
aia pe care am avut-o ?
383
00:20:30,701 --> 00:20:34,200
Noi ne cert�m mereu.
384
00:20:37,534 --> 00:20:39,467
�i-am vorbit ur�t ?
385
00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,667
Ce nume ur�te �i-am pus ?
386
00:20:54,501 --> 00:20:56,300
Mi-a sc�pat.
387
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,567
Mam�, hai acas�.
388
00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:04,734
Hai !
389
00:21:04,767 --> 00:21:08,701
Promit c� nu ne mai cert�m.
390
00:21:08,734 --> 00:21:12,200
C�nd nu e�ti acolo, e a�a de lini�te,
391
00:21:12,234 --> 00:21:14,934
c� aud �i toaleta curg�nd.
392
00:21:17,801 --> 00:21:19,934
�mi pare r�u, c� m-am �nmuiat.
393
00:21:24,667 --> 00:21:27,400
Mam�, ce tot vorbe�ti
394
00:21:27,434 --> 00:21:29,400
despre c�s�toria mea ?
395
00:21:29,434 --> 00:21:31,467
Nu sunt gata s� m� c�s�toresc.
396
00:21:31,501 --> 00:21:34,968
Cine ar vrea s� m� ia pe mine ?
397
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,000
- Elaine Nardo.
398
00:21:38,534 --> 00:21:41,734
�tiu c� �i-am spus
c� e nebun� dup� mine,
399
00:21:41,767 --> 00:21:43,868
dar e un pic prea �nfocat�.
400
00:21:43,901 --> 00:21:46,467
Susan Anton.
401
00:21:46,501 --> 00:21:52,033
U�a aceea �nc�
n-am �nchis-o.
402
00:21:52,067 --> 00:21:55,834
Ce tot zic eu aici ?
403
00:21:55,868 --> 00:21:59,567
Mam�, trebuie s� fiu sincer cu tine.
404
00:22:06,667 --> 00:22:10,634
Toate acele femei,...
de care tot vorbeam
405
00:22:10,667 --> 00:22:13,501
c� m� doresc,...
406
00:22:15,501 --> 00:22:17,634
Am inventat tot, mam�.
407
00:22:19,434 --> 00:22:21,434
Sunt singur, mam�.
408
00:22:23,334 --> 00:22:25,501
Am nevoie de tine acolo.
409
00:22:34,067 --> 00:22:38,133
Dac� vin acas�, vei fi amabil cu mine ?
410
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:42,133
O vreme.
411
00:22:48,601 --> 00:22:51,601
Bine, Louie, m� duc acas�.
412
00:23:28,467 --> 00:23:30,100
Bine, bine, bine.
413
00:23:30,133 --> 00:23:31,834
Haide, haide !
414
00:23:33,133 --> 00:23:36,100
Mama, n-ar trebui s� duci valiza aia
415
00:23:36,133 --> 00:23:38,100
cu m�na bolnav�.
416
00:23:38,133 --> 00:23:40,234
Poftim.
417
00:23:40,267 --> 00:23:41,901
Haide, mam� !
418
00:23:41,902 --> 00:23:46,202
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