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- Latka !
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Louie, bun�.
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Omul pe care-l c�utam.
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Nu �tii cumva, c�t e ceasul ?
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Mi s-a oprit ceasul.
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Ceasul arat� c� ai �nt�rziat 8 minute.
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Mul�umesc.
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Stai a�a.
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Sunt serios.
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Sper c� ai o scuz�
bun� pentru �nt�rziere.
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Crezi c� dac� a ajuta pe cineva
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care aproape a fost omor�t
�ntr-un accident de circula�ie
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are o scuz� bun� ?
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Nu.
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Atunci n-o s�-�i
plac� a mea.
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Opre�te-te.
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Te las s� pleci, de data asta,
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pentru c� de obicei nu �nt�rzii,
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dar treci la treab� !
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Bine.
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Latka, totul e �n ordine ?
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Da, totul e bine.
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Am �nt�rziat, pentru c� am dansat
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�n jurul apartamentului,
cu mare bucurie.
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Da ? Ce s-a �nt�mplat ?
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A murit bunicu�a mea drag�.
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Asta e o veste bun� ?
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Nu e o veste extrem de proast�.
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Bobby, ce fel de om e�ti tu ?
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Nu.
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Motivul pentru care,
asta e o veste bun�,
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e din cauz� c� mi-a
l�sat ceva de valoare
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�n testament.
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Ce ? Ce ?
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Pr�jituri.
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�i-a l�sat pr�jituri ?
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Nu orice fel de pr�jituri.
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Oamenii veneau de la distan�e mari
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doar pentru pr�jiturile ei.
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A�a c� asear� m-am dus la post�,
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�i am luat re�eta,
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�i pachetul cu ingrediente,
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�i am f�cut un r�nd.
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Vre�i s� �ncerca�i ?
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Da.
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�mi plac pr�jiturile bunicii mele.
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Le iubesc.
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�nfuleca�i, sper s� v� plac�.
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S� v� fie de bine.
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Deci ?
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Ce zice�i ?
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P�i,... nu sunt rele.
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Le-ai �nghi�it ?
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Tu le-ai �nghi�it ?
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Al meu se m�re�te.
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Am impresia c� voi
mesteca tot restul vie�ii.
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Vrei s� zici, c� nu-�i place ?
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E vorba de...
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E vorba de...
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... prima �nghi�itur�.
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Vreau s� zic, c� poate
m�ine pot s� mai mu�c odat�.
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Nu v� place.
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Nu, nu, Latka.
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Gusturile difer�.
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Gusturile difer� de ce ?
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Nu, nu, nu.
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Latka, ce �ncerc s� spun
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e c� oamenilor
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din �ara ta poate c� le place,
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dar poate oamenii din �ara mea
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au alte gusturi.
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E de �n�eles, nu ?
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Eu cred c� oamenilor din America
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o s� le plac� de pr�jiturile mele.
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�i m� g�ndesc s� le v�nd �n magazine.
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P�n� aici, Latka.
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�i-am zis s� te duci la
treab�, c�ine imigrant !
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Treci la treab� !
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Ce ? C�ine imigrant ?
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Nu trebuie s� �nghit asta de la tine !
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Nici nu am nevoie de slujba asta.
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Am pr�jiturile.
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M� voi face bogat �i faimos,
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exact ca faimosul Amos,
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magnatul pr�jiturilor cu ciocolat�.
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Da ? Latka, te avertizez.
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Nu, Louie, eu te avertizez !
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M� avertizezi �n timp
ce te avertizez eu ?
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Eu te avertizez.
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Da, tu m� avertizezi ?
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Da, �mi dau demisia.
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Nu, nu, Latka. N-o s� demisionezi,
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pentru c� o s� te dau eu afar�.
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Nu po�i s� m� dai afar�,
dac� �mi dau eu demisia.
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Nu, nu, nu. Tu nu po�i demisiona,
pentru c� eu te concediez !
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Nu m� po�i concedia dac�
�mi dau demisia �nt�i.
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Plec ! E�ti concediat !
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Eu am spus primul.
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Nu-i adev�rat !
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Plec ! E�ti concediat !
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Iar�si am spus primul !
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N-are important� cine a spus primul.
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Conteaz� cine spune mai tare.
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E�ti concediat !
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E�ti concediat ! E�ti
concediat ! E�ti concediat !
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Plec ! Plec ! Plec !
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Nu te aud. E�ti
concediat ! E�ti concediat !
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Nu te aud. Plec ! Plec ! Plec !
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E�ti concediat ! E�ti
concediat ! E�ti concediat !
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Bine !
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Dar plec.
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E�ti concediat !
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Sunt concediat !
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Tu pleci !
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Mul�umesc foarte mult !
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Cum merge, Jeff ?
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Motorul e montat la loc
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Mi-au mai r�mas c�teva piese.
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Merge �i a�a.
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Pe �sta i-o dau lui Wheeler.
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- Louie.
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Nu �tiu ce fac.
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E doar temporar, p�n� g�sesc pe cineva
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care lucreaz� la fel de ieftin ca
individul pe care l-am concediat.
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A plecat !
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Lou, n-ai vrea
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o pr�jitur� de-a lui Latka ?
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Nu-i vreau pr�jiturile pr�p�dite,
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�i nu vreau s�-i men�iona�i
numele �n acest garaj.
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De ce, Lou ?
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�i duci dorul ?
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Am gaze la care-i duc dorul mai mult
dec�t individului, pe care l-am concediat.
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�i-a dat demisia !
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�ncep s�-mi plac� astea.
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Nu m� omor dup� ele, dar
e distractiv s� le mesteci.
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Da, �tiu ce vrei s� zici.
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�ncepi s�-i prinzi gustul.
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�i dureaz� mult p�n�-l m�n�nci.
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Am pus unul la capul patului asear�.
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Am continuat s� m�n�nc din el diminea�a.
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Pr�jiturile bunicii Gravas
s-ar putea s� prind�.
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Am �n�eles c� 4 magazine
vor s� le �ncerce.
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Cum ? Da.
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Vi-l �nchipui�i pe Latka bogat ?
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M-am �ntors !
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Hei, Jim !
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Jim, bine ai venit !
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Cum a fost c�l�toria ?
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Grozav.
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Omaha e frumos �n aceast� perioad�.
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Credeam c� faci
autostopul la Washington.
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A�a am crezut �i eu,
dar am ajuns �n Omaha.
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Cred c� am folosit degetul gre�it.
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Hai s� scoatem ni�te taxiuri pe drum !
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- Nardo, 316 !
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O clip� !
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- Wheeler, 441 !
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- Banta, 221 !
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- Rieger, 544 !
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Ne vedem !
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Jim ?
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�i eu m� bucur c� m-am �ntors.
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�efule,...
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M-am �ntors din vacant�.
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N-ai umblat prin creierul t�u
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c�t timp ai fost plecat, nu ?
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Nu, dar nici nu am avut ce c�uta.
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O s� am imediat un taxi pentru tine,
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Guliver.
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Bine.
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Ce-i cu pr�jiturile astea ?
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Au fost f�cute de un ins
pe care l-am concediat.
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�i-a dat demisia !
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Au ni�te surprize interesante �n�untru.
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Ce tot zici acolo ?
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S-ar putea s� m� �n�el,
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dar detectez ceva �n�untru,
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care este mai puternic,
dec�t fulgii de ov�z.
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Ce-i �n el ?
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Hai s� ne uit�m un pic.
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Frunze de coca.
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Frunze de coca ?
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Adic� chestia din care se face cocaina ?
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Da.
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Da, din...
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America de Sud.
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Cred c� Peru.
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Partea sudic�.
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Din 74, �nainte de ploi.
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Pregnant, f�r� a fi dominant.
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�mi spui,
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c� Latka vinde pr�jituri cu droguri ?
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Da.
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Datoria mea de cet��ean
este s� -l denun�.
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Da. Jeff !
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Sun� la poli�ie.
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Ce-�i fac frunzele de coca ?
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Dac� le mesteci un timp,
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�ncepi s� ai o stare de euforie,
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��i cre�te energia,
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puterea �i rezisten�a.
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Exist� �i zvonuri, c�-�i
cre�te dorin�a sexual�.
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Te face s� vezi frumuse�ea
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�n lucrurile cele mai resping�toare.
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�i-a zis cineva,
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c� ai urechile cele mai adorabile ?
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Poli�ia la telefon, Louie.
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Spune-le s�-�i
vad� de treaba lor.
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Elaine ?
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Nu e aici.
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Ce ai acolo, Lou ?
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Nimic.
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Hei, Lou !
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N-ai observat ceva ciudat
la mine, �n ultima vreme ?
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�... ciudat ?
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Da.
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Nu, nu, nu.
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Nimic ciudat.
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Nu �tiu.
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M� simt a�a de... fericit.
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M� simt plin de energie, �tii ?
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Asear�,
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nu am putut adormi,
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a�a c� am scris o oper�.
225
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O oper� ?
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Da. Nu m-am g�ndit s�
scriu o oper� p�n� acum,
227
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dar p�rea a fi distractiv.
228
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A fost. O s� scriu alta disear�.
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Am impresia
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c� e�ti bine dispus.
231
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S-ar putea.
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M� �ntreb dac� �i
ceilal�i se simt la fel ?
233
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N-am observat nimic.
234
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Bun�, b�ie�i.
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Hei, Bob !
236
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Ce faci ?
237
00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,434
Ce faci ?
238
00:14:04,467 --> 00:14:06,067
�Dup�amiaza unui faun�
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�n mod cert se �nt�mpl�
ceva ciudat aici.
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Bun�.
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Elaine !
242
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Ascult�...
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Nardo.
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Vrei o pr�jituric� ?
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Da, mul�umesc.
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Le-am terminat pe ale mele.
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Louie, am avut cele mai
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incredibile senza�ii, ast�zi.
249
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:31,367
Realizezi c� �ntrega realizare
a experien�ei omenirii
250
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,901
poate fi spus �ntr-o
singur� propozi�ie ?
251
00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:35,501
Dac� realizez ? R�m�i
la ideea te, un pic.
252
00:14:35,534 --> 00:14:38,934
De ce nu intri la mine �n cu�c�,
253
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�i dezbatem problema,
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�i stai acolo,...
255
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�i mai lu�m ni�te pr�jituri,
256
00:14:47,434 --> 00:14:49,400
iar o �nghi�itur� de spum�
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00:14:49,434 --> 00:14:53,734
le va sp�la pe g�tul t�u sub�ire.
258
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:55,300
Nu, nu, nu, Louie.
259
00:14:55,334 --> 00:14:56,634
Louie, vorbesc serios.
260
00:14:56,667 --> 00:14:59,334
Nu �tiu de ce nu am
v�zut asta mai devreme.
261
00:14:59,367 --> 00:15:02,334
Am dovad� palpabil� a
existen�ei lui Dumnezeu.
262
00:15:02,367 --> 00:15:04,968
Mai t�rziu, c� se stric� �ampania.
263
00:15:14,033 --> 00:15:17,200
La naiba, v� spun eu
c� se �nt�mpl� ceva r�u.
264
00:15:17,234 --> 00:15:20,601
Bobby Wheeler s-a
transformat �n gazel�,
265
00:15:20,634 --> 00:15:23,567
Elaine Nardo e �n camera ororilor.
266
00:15:23,601 --> 00:15:25,767
Dar cel mai ciudat lucru e la mine.
267
00:15:25,801 --> 00:15:28,968
Stau aici �n garaj �n ziua mea liber�.
268
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,567
�i de fapt am venit aici
pentru c� mai vroiam...
269
00:15:31,601 --> 00:15:34,534
ni�te pr�jituri.
270
00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,367
Hei, Lou !
271
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,868
Ceva nu e �n regul�
cu pr�jiturile astea.
272
00:15:38,901 --> 00:15:40,767
Rieger, devii obositor.
273
00:15:40,801 --> 00:15:42,701
Nu, ��i spun eu, Louie,
e vorba de pr�jituri,
274
00:15:42,734 --> 00:15:44,334
ne fac ceva.
275
00:15:44,367 --> 00:15:47,367
Nu, toat� lumea se simte bine.
276
00:15:49,634 --> 00:15:51,400
Uit�-te la Banta.
277
00:15:51,434 --> 00:15:52,701
A m�ncat o mul�ime.
278
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:53,968
Nu-i nimic �n neregul� cu el.
279
00:15:54,000 --> 00:15:55,367
Tony, cum te sim�i ?
280
00:15:55,400 --> 00:15:56,467
M� simt bine.
281
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,000
Poate c� ai dreptate.
282
00:16:00,033 --> 00:16:02,634
Poate c� mi se pare.
283
00:16:02,667 --> 00:16:04,234
Vrea cineva cafea ?
284
00:16:04,267 --> 00:16:05,868
Da, a� vrea.
285
00:17:05,367 --> 00:17:06,667
16.
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Intr�.
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- Latka...
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Bun�, Alex.
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00:17:20,667 --> 00:17:21,767
Ce mai faci ?
290
00:17:21,801 --> 00:17:23,100
Bine, Latka.
291
00:17:24,801 --> 00:17:26,367
24 de pachete p�n� m�ine...
292
00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,634
la supermarket, �tii tu... Latka,...
293
00:17:29,667 --> 00:17:31,834
Nu e minunat c�t succes
am cu aceste pr�jituri ?
294
00:17:31,868 --> 00:17:33,734
Toat� lumea le iube�te foarte mult.
295
00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:36,133
Am s� fiu bogat �i faimos
296
00:17:36,167 --> 00:17:37,467
cum e Faimosul Amos,
297
00:17:37,501 --> 00:17:39,200
dar a� schimba tot
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00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:42,167
pentru un moment �n
care s� nu mai vorbesc.
299
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:45,400
Latka, Latka, opre�te-te !
300
00:17:45,434 --> 00:17:46,801
Latka, ascult�-m� !
301
00:17:46,834 --> 00:17:48,167
E drog �n pr�jituri.
302
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:52,334
Nu !
303
00:17:52,367 --> 00:17:53,667
Nu.
304
00:17:53,701 --> 00:17:55,300
Nu. Latka...
305
00:17:55,334 --> 00:17:57,133
Jim zice c� sunt frunze de coca �n ele.
306
00:17:57,167 --> 00:17:58,133
Ce ?
307
00:17:58,167 --> 00:17:59,133
Frunze de coca.
308
00:17:59,167 --> 00:18:01,167
Frunze de coca ?
309
00:18:03,601 --> 00:18:06,901
Acela e ingredientul secret.
310
00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:08,100
Exact.
311
00:18:08,133 --> 00:18:10,501
Asta �nseamn� c� o s� m� ruinez.
312
00:18:10,534 --> 00:18:12,834
N-o s� mai pot vinde pr�jituri.
313
00:18:12,868 --> 00:18:14,234
�mi pare r�u pentru asta.
314
00:18:14,267 --> 00:18:16,400
N-o pot face �i visul
meu s-a spulberat.
315
00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:17,767
O, nu.
316
00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,968
Asta explic� de ce pr�jiturile bunicii
317
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,901
erau populare printre
muzicienii din �ara noastr�.
318
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,734
Latka, crezi c� bunica ta �tia
319
00:18:38,767 --> 00:18:40,968
c� erau droguri �n pr�jituri ?
320
00:18:41,000 --> 00:18:42,834
Nu, nu, nu. N-avea de unde s� �tie.
321
00:18:42,868 --> 00:18:45,467
Era o femeie foarte bun�, Alex.
322
00:18:45,501 --> 00:18:47,968
Era o femeie foarte ocupat�.
323
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:50,300
Mereu tricota milieuri.
324
00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:52,000
Un milieu aici, un milieu dincolo,
325
00:18:52,033 --> 00:18:53,367
milieuri peste tot.
326
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:56,300
�Cr�ciun fericit, Latka !
Uite un milieu pentru tine !�
327
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:58,100
Pe unde te ui�i, milieuri.
328
00:18:58,133 --> 00:19:00,200
A� vrea s�-�i dau un milieu, b�b�ciune !
329
00:19:00,234 --> 00:19:01,334
��i dau eu un milieu !
330
00:19:01,367 --> 00:19:03,234
��i dau eu un milieu !
331
00:19:03,267 --> 00:19:05,234
Latka, Latka, Latka, calmeaz�-te.
332
00:19:05,267 --> 00:19:08,701
Ce se �nt�mpl� cu mine, Alex ?
333
00:19:08,734 --> 00:19:11,534
Eram a�a un b�iat dr�gu�.
334
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:14,667
Eram a�a de dr�gu�, c� m� puteai m�nca.
335
00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:15,868
Da, da, da.
336
00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:17,100
�tiu c� erai, �tiu c� erai.
337
00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:20,501
Dar asta se �nt�mpl�
c�nd iei drogul �sta.
338
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,667
Chiar ?
339
00:19:23,701 --> 00:19:25,367
De aia trebuie s� te la�i,
340
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:27,033
chiar acum, �n seara asta.
341
00:19:27,067 --> 00:19:28,701
M� auzi ? Trebuie s� scapi de asta.
342
00:19:28,734 --> 00:19:30,367
Ce s� fac ?
343
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,667
�nainte de toate trebuie s�...
344
00:19:31,701 --> 00:19:32,901
F�r� pr�jituri. Da ?
345
00:19:32,934 --> 00:19:35,067
Trebuie s� sc�p�m de toate pr�jiturile.
346
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:36,067
E o idee bun�.
347
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:37,200
�ncepem cu �sta.
348
00:19:37,234 --> 00:19:39,033
Nu, nu, nu.
349
00:19:39,067 --> 00:19:41,033
Latka, stai jos, stai jos.
350
00:19:41,067 --> 00:19:42,434
Ascult�-m�.
351
00:19:42,467 --> 00:19:46,634
O s� fie o noapte grea pentru tine.
352
00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:47,968
O s� fii agitat,
353
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,000
nelini�tit.
354
00:19:49,033 --> 00:19:50,067
Poate vei fi chiar bolnav.
355
00:19:50,100 --> 00:19:54,067
S-ar putea s� ai
halucina�ii, s� delirezi.
356
00:19:54,100 --> 00:19:55,901
Latka, te a�teapt� cea mai
grea noapte a vie�ii tale.
357
00:19:55,934 --> 00:19:57,267
Nu vreau s�-�i faci griji.
358
00:19:57,300 --> 00:19:58,701
Am s� fiu aici,
359
00:19:58,734 --> 00:20:00,868
�i o s� trec prin asta �mpreun� cu tine.
360
00:20:00,901 --> 00:20:02,767
Mul�umesc foarte mult.
361
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:05,667
Alex, toate visele mele s-au destr�mat.
362
00:20:05,701 --> 00:20:08,567
Credeam c� o s� fiu bogat �i faimos
363
00:20:08,601 --> 00:20:10,567
precum Faimosul Amos. �l vezi ?
364
00:20:10,601 --> 00:20:12,033
Dar n-a mai r�mas nimic.
365
00:20:12,067 --> 00:20:17,767
Credeam c� am sc�pat de
garaj pentru totdeauna.
366
00:20:17,801 --> 00:20:19,567
Nu vreau s� fiu bogat
367
00:20:19,601 --> 00:20:22,033
pentru motivele pentru care
al�i oameni vor s� fie boga�i.
368
00:20:22,067 --> 00:20:24,033
Adic� nu pentru case, ma�ini, femei ?
369
00:20:24,067 --> 00:20:28,100
Poate c� am acelea�i motive.
370
00:20:30,901 --> 00:20:33,067
Dar a� vrea s� crezi...
371
00:20:33,100 --> 00:20:34,400
dar... �tii...
372
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:35,734
�tii...
373
00:20:35,767 --> 00:20:37,033
Hai s� �ncerc�m s� dormim, bine ?
374
00:20:37,067 --> 00:20:38,367
�ncerc, dar nu �tiu dac� pot.
375
00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:41,834
Stau aici �i am grij�
de tine toat� noaptea.
376
00:20:41,868 --> 00:20:43,234
Bine, mul�umesc.
377
00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:17,434
Faimosul Amos.
378
00:21:18,601 --> 00:21:21,133
Nu-mi vine s� cred.
379
00:21:21,167 --> 00:21:24,434
Ce se �nt�mpl�, Latka ?
380
00:21:24,467 --> 00:21:25,801
Nu �tiu.
381
00:21:25,834 --> 00:21:28,467
Cu tine ce se �nt�mpl� ?
382
00:21:28,501 --> 00:21:31,067
Bine ai venit la mine acas�.
383
00:21:31,100 --> 00:21:35,167
Mul�umesc, dar nu sunt cu adev�rat aici.
384
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,534
Halucinezi.
385
00:21:37,868 --> 00:21:39,033
Sunt doar �n mintea ta.
386
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:41,133
Bine ai venit �n mintea mea.
387
00:21:41,167 --> 00:21:42,934
Dac� �tiam c� vii,
388
00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,133
f�ceam un pic de cur��enie.
389
00:21:45,167 --> 00:21:49,934
Ascult�, omule, am auzit
ce ai p��it cu pr�jiturile.
390
00:21:49,968 --> 00:21:51,667
N-ai baft� !
391
00:21:51,701 --> 00:21:54,267
E�ti dr�gu�, c� o spui.
392
00:21:54,300 --> 00:21:57,334
Am venit pentru c� am vrut s� spun asta:
393
00:21:57,367 --> 00:22:01,300
succes, faim�, bog��ie,
toate prostiile astea,
394
00:22:01,334 --> 00:22:03,334
sunt supraevaluate.
395
00:22:04,567 --> 00:22:05,934
A� vrea s�-�i spun,
396
00:22:05,968 --> 00:22:08,534
c� lucrurile importante din via��
397
00:22:08,567 --> 00:22:10,133
sunt lucrurile simple.
398
00:22:10,167 --> 00:22:11,567
Lucrurile simple.
399
00:22:11,601 --> 00:22:13,234
R�s�ritul de soare. Da.
400
00:22:13,267 --> 00:22:16,200
Mirosul unei flori.
401
00:22:16,234 --> 00:22:19,767
A� fi vrut s� zic toate astea, Latka,
402
00:22:19,801 --> 00:22:21,601
dar nu pot. De ce ?
403
00:22:21,634 --> 00:22:22,667
Pentru c� e prostie.
404
00:22:22,701 --> 00:22:23,667
Prostie ?
405
00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:24,701
Exact, prostie.
406
00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:27,367
Omule, succesul e minunat.
407
00:22:27,400 --> 00:22:30,133
Banul e la putere.
408
00:22:30,167 --> 00:22:32,701
F� orice po�i ca s� ai succes,
409
00:22:32,734 --> 00:22:34,000
pentru c� e grozav. Grozav.
410
00:22:34,033 --> 00:22:38,167
Iar dac� se �nt�mpl�
peste noapte, �i mai bine.
411
00:22:38,200 --> 00:22:40,567
Pr�jiturile tale s-au dus
pe tobogan ? Mare br�nz� !
412
00:22:40,601 --> 00:22:41,567
Mare br�nz� !
413
00:22:41,601 --> 00:22:42,901
�ncearc� cu brio�e.
414
00:22:42,934 --> 00:22:43,934
�ncearc� cu jeleuri.
415
00:22:43,968 --> 00:22:45,534
�ncearc� cu �nveli� de aluminiu.
416
00:22:45,567 --> 00:22:46,734
�ncearc� cu �nveli� de aluminiu.
417
00:22:46,767 --> 00:22:47,934
Care-i diferen�a ?
418
00:22:47,968 --> 00:22:49,667
Nici o diferen��.
419
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,434
�mbog��e�te-te !
420
00:22:52,467 --> 00:22:54,267
Astea-s vorbe frumoase.
421
00:22:54,300 --> 00:22:55,734
Omule, �ncerc s� te ajut.
422
00:22:55,767 --> 00:22:56,734
Mul�umesc foarte mult.
423
00:22:56,767 --> 00:22:57,767
Bate palma !
424
00:22:59,968 --> 00:23:01,667
P�streaz� restul.
425
00:23:14,467 --> 00:23:15,901
Bye-bye !
426
00:23:15,934 --> 00:23:18,234
Bye-bye, faimosul Amos.
427
00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:21,567
Mul�umesc pentru halucina�ie.
428
00:23:21,601 --> 00:23:23,234
A fost minunat.
429
00:23:23,267 --> 00:23:26,067
Poate o mai facem vreodat�.
430
00:23:26,100 --> 00:23:27,267
O, b�iete !
431
00:23:27,300 --> 00:23:28,601
Alex, Alex, treze�te-te !
432
00:23:28,634 --> 00:23:29,868
Alex, treze�te-te !
433
00:23:29,901 --> 00:23:32,200
Trebuie s�-�i spun ceva.
434
00:23:32,234 --> 00:23:35,868
Tocmai am aflat ceva
important despre mine.
435
00:23:35,901 --> 00:23:38,367
Vreau s� fiu foarte bogat.
436
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:40,901
Vreau s� fiu mai bogat dec�t Jones.
437
00:23:40,934 --> 00:23:43,734
Vreau s� fac c�t mai mul�i bani.
438
00:23:43,767 --> 00:23:45,434
Vreau s� m� t�v�lesc �n bani.
439
00:23:45,467 --> 00:23:48,267
- Alex...
440
00:23:48,300 --> 00:23:50,934
�tii ceva ?
441
00:23:50,968 --> 00:23:53,367
Tocmai am devenit american.
442
00:23:53,368 --> 00:23:57,168
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