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B�ie�i!
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N-o s� crede�i pe cine am avut client.
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Cine? Neil Armstrong.
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Da? Neil Armstrong.
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V� �nchipui�i? Primul
om care a p�it pe lun�
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st�nd �n taxiul meu.
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Sunt impresionat.
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Grozav client, Tony.
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Unde l-ai dus?
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La oficiul de �omaj.
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�ti�i c� au t�iat
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programul spa�ial,
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A�a c� l-a p�r�sit norocul.
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Nu a putut s�-�i
pl�teasc� nici tariful.
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Asta a fost norocul meu,
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pentru c� mi-a dat ceva
�i mai valoros dec�t banii.
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O piatr�?
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Asta nu-i o piatr�.
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E o bucat� din Lun�.
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Avea o saco�� �ntreag� de astea.
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Care-i problema?
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Suntem gelo�i.
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Tony, te-ai g�ndit un pic
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c� omul �sta care a
zis c� e Neil Armstrong,
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de fapt e un mincinos?
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Bobby, dac� era un mincinos,
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de unde ar fi avut o bucat� din Lun�?
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Da, de unde ar fi putut avea a�a ceva?
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Aten�ie la mine, toat� lumea!
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Tocmai vin de la biroul lui McKenzie,
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unde fundul meu a
fost masa de diminea��.
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Se pare c� cineva s-a cuib�rit
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�n biroul lui ieri noapte.
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Dac� a fost cineva dintre voi,
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vreau s� mi-o spun� imediat.
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Ave�i �ncredere �n mine.
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Nu v� dau afar�.
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Nu fac mare scandal.
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O s� v� torturez numai un pic
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cu ciocanul de lipit.
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S� n-ave�i �ncredere.
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E doar un truc de-al lui.
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Haide�i, trebuie s� �tiu,
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cine a dormit �n garaj azi noapte.
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Dac� oricine �tie ceva,
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cine ar fi putut fi, s� spun�.
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Latka!
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Latka!
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E ocupat.
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Ocupat? Ie�i afar�!
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Ie�i afar�!
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Ce naiba crezi c� faci?
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Scoate aia din gur�!
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Ce �nseamn� asta?
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Ai past� de din�i �n gur�? �nghite-o!
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Am zis s-o �nghi�i!
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Nu-i r�u!
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Bine..., noaptea trecut�
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a intrat �n biroul domnului McKenzie
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�i a g�sit un om ciudat,
dormind pe canapea.
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De unde �tia c� sunt ciudat?
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M-ai b�gat �n gura �efului, Latka.
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N-o s� iau vina asupra mea pentru asta.
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Calmeaz�-te, Louie.
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Trebuie s� fie o explica�ie.
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Latka, de ce ai dormit
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�n biroul �efului noaptea trecut�?
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Aici locuiesc acum.
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Mie-mi ajunge explica�ia.
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Am s�-�i spun o singur� dat�.
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Nu po�i tr�i �n garaj.
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Aici po�i munci, po�i transpira,
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po�i �i s� mori aici,
dar nu po�i tr�i aici.
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Acum ia-�i lucrurile,
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�i ie�i afar�, �nainte s� te omor.
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Louie...
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Ce ar fi s� iei ni�te aer �n piept,
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�i s� nu-l dai afar� niciodat�?
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Hai, stai jos aici, Latka.
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Stai jos aici.
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Latka, ce s-a �nt�mplat
cu apartamentul t�u?
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L-au d�r�mat.
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De ce l-au d�r�mat?
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Pentru c� n-a ars.
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Latka, dac� st�teai
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�ntr-un loc a�a de groaznic,
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de ce n-ai venit la unul dintre noi?
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N-am vrut s� v� deranjez.
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Trebuia s� te duci la ambasadorul t�u
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s� te ajute s� g�se�ti alt loc.
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Ambasadorul era colegul meu de camer�.
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Alex, care-i treaba?
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Ai g�sit un loc pentru Latka?
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Nici m�car pe aproape.
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Nu prea g�se�ti ceva pe banii lui.
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N-ai g�sit nimic?
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A fost o ofert� pe
care Latka era s�-l ia,
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o camer�, o noapte,
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inclusiv o coleg� de
camer�, �i un coctail.
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Ar fi bine s� g�se�ti
ceva rapid, Rieger,
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pentru c� i-am trimis
lucrurile �nainte.
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�nainte unde?
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�nainte, pe strad�.
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Cum?
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Louie, vreau s� raportez o nedreptate.
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Ai l�sat o persoan� rea s� intre aici,
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�i �n prezen�a ta
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l-ai l�sat s� pun� toate
lucrurile mele pe strad�.
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N-am f�cut a�a ceva, Latka.
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Resping acuza�ia.
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Pentru cuno�tin�a ta, am
aruncat �oalele cu m�na mea.
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Atunci scuz�-m�.
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Louie, de ce nu o la�i mai moale?
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Latka nu are unde s� mearg�.
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Nu-i problem�.
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Am g�sit un apartament ast�zi.
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Ai �nchiriat una din
locurile vizitate ieri?
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Nu, nu.
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M� plimbam diminea�a,
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�i am v�zut un semn, pe
care spunea �de �nchiriat�.
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M-am uitat �i mi-a
pl�cut ce am v�zut.
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Latka, e grozav. Ai reu�it
de unul singur, omule.
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E grozav. Fantastic.
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Da, doar c� directorul mi-a
zis ceva ce n-am �n�eles.
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A vrut s� m� pun� �n les�.
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�Chirie.�
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Chirie, Latka, chirie.
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O... Da.
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Alex, cred c� ar trebui s�
vorbe�ti cu individul �sta.
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�tii tu, unii dintre
proprietarii de apartamente
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se folosesc de oameni.
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Da, cred c� ai dreptate.
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Latka, ar trebui s�-mi
ar��i acel apartament.
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Bine, bine, dar la ce or�
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pleac� autobuzul �la de afar�?
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Nu avem nevoie de autobuz,
vom merge cu ma�ina.
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�tiu, dar autobuzul e
cu ro�ile pe jacheta mea.
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Nu-i r�u, nu?
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Latka!
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Da?
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Latka!
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Nu-�i place?
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Latka!
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De ce tot repe�i numele meu?
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Latka!
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Mai las�-m�-n
pace.
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Latka!
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E o gre�eal� mare!
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C�t te cost� s� stai aici?
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3000 de dolari pe lun�.
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3000?
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E �n regul�, am ni�te
bani pu�i deoparte.
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C��i?
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3000.
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Nu, Latka. C�nd spun 3000 pe lun�,
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e vorba de 3000 �n fiecare lun�.
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Ce m� fac luna viitoare?
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Eu trebuia s� te �ntreb pe tine.
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Trebuie s� �ncep s� adun bani din nou.
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��i vine s� crezi c�
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unii oameni tr�iesc a�a tot timpul?
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Cel mai aproape vom ajunge de ei
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va fi c�nd lu�m col�ul l�ng� cl�dire.
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Nu-i adev�rat, Alex.
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Po�i s� vii �n vizit� c�nd dore�ti.
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Po�i s� �i stai cu mine, dac� vrei.
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Bun�, dle Gravas.
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Bun�!
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E inclus� �i menajer�.
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Da, v�d.
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Credeam c� nu v� muta�i, dec�t m�ine.
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Da, numai �i ar�tam
prietenului meu apartamentul.
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Sunt aici ca s� v� servesc.
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Pot s� fac ceva pentru tine?
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Da, nik-nik.
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Nu, nu!
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Mul�umim foarte mult.
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Latka, Latka...
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Latka, asta e mult deasupra
posibilit��ilor tale.
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E deasupra posibilit��ilor tuturor.
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Aceste apartamente sunt construite
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pentru oameni cum e Rockefeller,
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Vanderbilt, Bee Gees.
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Dar, Alex, �l vreau.
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Latka, ��i irose�ti banii.
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Trebuie s� te scap de asta.
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Alo, pot vorbi cu domnul Martin, v� rog?
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La revedere, canapea.
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La revedere, covor.
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La revedere luxuriant decor contemporan.
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Latka, �mi pare r�u, dar nu ne... alo?
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Pot vorbi cu domnul Martin?
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Domnul Martin?
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Da, a�tept.
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Alo, domnul Martin?
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Numele meu e Alex Rieger.
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V� sun �n leg�tur� cu acel apartament
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pe care l-a�i �nchiriat
domnului Latka Gravas.
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Vroiam s� spun doar c�-l lu�m.
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Da, mul�umim foarte mult.
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Scuza�i-m�,
dle Gravas?
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Scuze, c� v� deranjez.
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Nu-i nimic, e doar noutatea.
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Sunte�i gata de nik-nik?
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N u, f�r� nik-nik.
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V� pot fi de folos cu altceva?
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Nu, mul�umesc. Bine.
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Dle Rieger, v� pot aduce ceva?
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Da, b��ul meu cam �chioap�t� aici.
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Foarte bine, dle.
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Dl. Tony Banta.
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�tii...
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trebuie s� o fac� de c�te
ori intru sau m� �ntorc?
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De fiecare dat�?
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00:11:15,271 --> 00:11:17,569
Dac� te deranjeaz�, f� ce fac �i eu.
216
00:11:17,602 --> 00:11:18,768
Ce anume?
217
00:11:18,802 --> 00:11:19,934
Nu pleca.
218
00:11:20,966 --> 00:11:22,166
Bun�, Tony.
219
00:11:22,199 --> 00:11:23,433
Bun�, Latka.
220
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:25,297
Pot s� v� aduc ceva, dle Banta?
221
00:11:25,330 --> 00:11:26,962
O, nu. Ur�sc s� fiu a�teptat.
222
00:11:26,996 --> 00:11:28,628
Bine.
223
00:11:28,661 --> 00:11:30,461
Dar dac�...
224
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tot e�ti aici, toarn�-mi o bere.
225
00:11:32,825 --> 00:11:34,158
Bine.
226
00:11:34,191 --> 00:11:35,457
S� fie din �la str�in.
227
00:11:35,490 --> 00:11:36,789
�tii tu, cu o poz� mic�
228
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:39,454
a unui sat de munte pe etichet�.
229
00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:42,452
�i pune-o �ntr-o
halb� rece.
230
00:11:42,485 --> 00:11:43,518
Bine.
231
00:11:43,550 --> 00:11:44,949
Hai s� fie dou� halbe.
232
00:11:44,983 --> 00:11:46,748
Economise�ti un drum.
233
00:11:46,782 --> 00:11:48,114
�i ni�te alune.
234
00:11:48,148 --> 00:11:49,780
Cu coaj� sau f�r�?
235
00:11:49,813 --> 00:11:51,944
F�-mi o surpriz�.
236
00:12:03,170 --> 00:12:06,001
�Un domn ce nu are
nevoie de prezentare...�
237
00:12:06,035 --> 00:12:08,732
�un artist �ntr-o
lume de filistini,...�
238
00:12:08,766 --> 00:12:11,398
�ultima speran�� a lumii teatrelor...�
239
00:12:11,431 --> 00:12:14,396
�omul ce trece prin
lume ca un colos,...�
240
00:12:14,429 --> 00:12:18,326
�Doamnelor �i domnilor,
legenda numit� Robert Wheeler.�
241
00:12:21,556 --> 00:12:23,056
Mul�umesc, mul�umesc.
242
00:12:23,089 --> 00:12:25,021
E�ti prea bun�.
243
00:12:26,054 --> 00:12:27,918
E tare, locul �sta sau ce?
244
00:12:27,952 --> 00:12:29,751
Ce crede�i?
245
00:12:29,784 --> 00:12:32,316
Cred c� e a 14-a intrare
a ta pe ziua asta.
246
00:12:32,349 --> 00:12:33,748
Hei, Latka, Latka,
247
00:12:33,781 --> 00:12:36,712
Pot s�-mi aduc fata aici disear�?
248
00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:38,511
Okeydokey, Bobby.
249
00:12:38,544 --> 00:12:40,044
Ho, ho, Bobby.
250
00:12:40,077 --> 00:12:41,310
Ce, ce?
251
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:44,639
M-am g�ndit s� o aduc pe Cathy disear�.
252
00:12:44,673 --> 00:12:46,739
Tony, e loc destul pe aici.
253
00:12:46,772 --> 00:12:48,071
Putem s�-l folosim am�ndoi.
254
00:12:48,105 --> 00:12:50,036
Da, dar nu cred c� ne va folosi la ceva,
255
00:12:50,069 --> 00:12:51,901
fiindc� am�ndoi vrem s� ocup�m
aceea�i camer� la sf�r�it
256
00:12:51,935 --> 00:12:53,067
dac� m� �n�elegi.
257
00:12:53,101 --> 00:12:55,066
Da, da.
258
00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:58,364
O, o, da. Dar �tii ceva,
s� d�m cu banul, bine?
259
00:12:58,397 --> 00:12:59,729
Ai o moned�?
260
00:12:59,762 --> 00:13:01,894
Am unul pe aici pe undeva.
261
00:13:01,928 --> 00:13:04,059
Arunc� tu,
spun eu.
262
00:13:04,093 --> 00:13:05,591
Bine, gata?
263
00:13:05,624 --> 00:13:07,024
Da.
Cap.
264
00:13:07,057 --> 00:13:08,190
Am c�tigat.
265
00:13:08,223 --> 00:13:10,555
Am luat camera cu jocuri.
266
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:13,685
Da, bine.
267
00:13:13,719 --> 00:13:16,384
Acum trebuie s�-mi dau seama
268
00:13:16,417 --> 00:13:18,916
ce s� fac �n dormitor.
269
00:13:19,948 --> 00:13:23,446
Iubesc jacuzzi.
270
00:13:23,478 --> 00:13:26,177
Iubesc fiecare r�d
de pe fiecare deget de la picior.
271
00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:29,975
Mul�umesc foarte mult Latka,
c� �mpar�i toate astea cu noi.
272
00:13:30,008 --> 00:13:32,672
La mine �n tar�, toat� lumea �mparte tot.
273
00:13:32,706 --> 00:13:34,172
E frumos.
274
00:13:34,205 --> 00:13:36,536
Altfel te �mpu�c�.
275
00:13:41,932 --> 00:13:45,696
Sunt a�a de relaxat�.
276
00:13:45,729 --> 00:13:47,028
Nici nu-mi pot aminti
277
00:13:47,062 --> 00:13:49,527
cum e s� fii nefericit �i tensionat.
278
00:13:49,560 --> 00:13:52,326
E un domn Louie de Palm�,
care dore�te s� v� vad�.
279
00:13:52,359 --> 00:13:54,923
Tocmai mi-am reamintit.
280
00:13:54,957 --> 00:13:58,021
De Palma? Nu-mi aduc
aminte de nici un De Palma.
281
00:13:58,055 --> 00:13:59,552
Trimite-l la plimbare.
282
00:13:59,585 --> 00:14:01,018
Nu-l l�sa!
Nu-l l�sa!
283
00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:02,018
Nu-l l�sa!
Nu!
284
00:14:02,052 --> 00:14:05,050
�mi pare foarte r�u domnule,
dar nu pute�i intra.
285
00:14:05,082 --> 00:14:07,214
Asta s� crede�i voi.
286
00:14:13,110 --> 00:14:15,008
Eram prin zon�.
287
00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:17,773
Am trecut pe aici s� v� v�d.
288
00:14:20,971 --> 00:14:25,567
�sta-i locul de care tot vorbi�i?
289
00:14:25,601 --> 00:14:27,599
Inga, halb�!
290
00:14:28,666 --> 00:14:31,629
�ti�i, nu trebuie s� suport�m asta.
291
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:32,796
Louie nu face altceva,
292
00:14:32,829 --> 00:14:34,727
dec�t s� ne calce pe nervi.
Da.
293
00:14:34,761 --> 00:14:36,593
Eu zic s�-l alung�m pe Louie, chiar acum.
294
00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:38,591
Nu, nu, Bobby, e casa mea,
295
00:14:38,624 --> 00:14:41,589
iar Louie e musafirul meu,
iar eu vreau s� stea.
296
00:14:41,622 --> 00:14:43,588
Oricum ce lucru negativ
297
00:14:43,621 --> 00:14:44,954
ar putea s� spun�
298
00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:47,985
despre cel mai grozav apartament
din ora�ul New York?
299
00:14:48,019 --> 00:14:49,917
A�a-i.
A� fi curios.
300
00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:54,314
E un apartament dr�gu�.
301
00:14:54,347 --> 00:14:56,313
O s� v� vin� s� v� sp�nzura�i
302
00:14:56,346 --> 00:14:58,410
c�nd va trebui s�-l p�r�si�i.
303
00:15:05,039 --> 00:15:06,671
Repede, aduce�i ni�te sc�ndur� �i cuie.
304
00:15:06,704 --> 00:15:08,670
Glume�ti?
B�utura noastr� e acolo.
305
00:15:08,703 --> 00:15:09,903
Da, ai dreptate.
306
00:15:09,936 --> 00:15:11,534
Elaine, scoate-l afar�.
307
00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:27,389
Bine, �tiu �i eu c�nd nu sunt dorit.
308
00:15:27,422 --> 00:15:28,589
Observ �i eu semnele.
309
00:15:28,622 --> 00:15:30,787
Nu trebuie s� v� for�a�i.
310
00:15:38,681 --> 00:15:39,914
Apropo...
311
00:15:39,947 --> 00:15:42,146
nu mai ave�i whisky.
312
00:15:42,180 --> 00:15:43,246
Prinde-l!
313
00:15:48,308 --> 00:15:51,639
Louie are dreptate.
314
00:15:51,672 --> 00:15:53,605
O s�-mi fie dor de locul �sta.
315
00:15:53,638 --> 00:15:55,402
�i mie, Tony.
316
00:15:55,436 --> 00:15:56,935
Hei, hei, opri�i-v�!
317
00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:59,235
F�r� vorbe de p�rere de r�u.
318
00:15:59,267 --> 00:16:00,600
Dar nu v� face�i griji.
319
00:16:00,633 --> 00:16:02,698
Mai sunt 4 zile �ntregi s� v� bucura�i.
320
00:16:02,731 --> 00:16:05,362
Crede�i-m�,
321
00:16:05,395 --> 00:16:08,027
v� s�tura�i �n cele 4 zile.
322
00:16:08,061 --> 00:16:11,159
P�n� peste cap.
323
00:16:11,192 --> 00:16:13,857
B�iete, o s�-mi fie dor de locul �sta.
324
00:16:13,890 --> 00:16:15,689
Tu o s�-i duci dorul?
325
00:16:15,722 --> 00:16:17,021
�tii c� �n acest moment
326
00:16:17,055 --> 00:16:19,686
copii mei sunt la piscin�,
iau lec�ii de �not,
327
00:16:19,719 --> 00:16:22,017
dup� mas� au lec�ii de tenis,
328
00:16:22,051 --> 00:16:25,714
iar liftierul �i �nva�� francez�.
329
00:16:25,747 --> 00:16:28,080
La naiba, trebuie s� mai st�m o lun�.
330
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,313
�tiu, �tiu!
331
00:16:29,345 --> 00:16:30,644
Facem o petrecere de �nchiriat!
332
00:16:30,678 --> 00:16:32,144
Ce-i o petrecere de �nchiriat?
333
00:16:32,177 --> 00:16:33,542
F�ceam de astea tot timpul,
334
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:34,875
c�nd eram s�rac.
335
00:16:34,908 --> 00:16:36,373
Ce avem de f�cut, e
336
00:16:36,407 --> 00:16:37,739
s� facem o petrecere a b�ie�ilor singuri,
337
00:16:37,773 --> 00:16:39,704
�i �i tax�m cu 5-10 dolari.
338
00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:42,037
Exact. Putem s�-i aducem pe
unii dintre pasagerii no�tri,
339
00:16:42,070 --> 00:16:43,569
mul�i nu sunt din ora�.
340
00:16:43,602 --> 00:16:45,201
Mul�i se plictisesc.
341
00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:47,432
O petrecere la o adres� ca asta
nu poate gre�i.
342
00:16:47,465 --> 00:16:48,698
Grozav� idee.
343
00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,031
Nu vreau s� promit nimic,
344
00:16:50,064 --> 00:16:53,395
dar poate-l aduc pe Neil Armstrong.
345
00:17:00,090 --> 00:17:05,619
Frate, ai putea frige ceva pe aici.
346
00:17:08,950 --> 00:17:11,714
Bobby, avem o problem� aici.
347
00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:13,247
Z�u?
348
00:17:13,281 --> 00:17:16,812
Nu danseaz� nimeni.
349
00:17:16,845 --> 00:17:19,076
Ce s-a �nt�mplat cu fetele?
350
00:17:19,110 --> 00:17:20,608
Nu sunt fete.
351
00:17:20,642 --> 00:17:23,973
Camerista se ascunde sub mas� de biliard.
352
00:17:24,007 --> 00:17:25,139
N-ai vrea s� dau o rait�,
353
00:17:25,173 --> 00:17:27,137
�i s� aduc ni�te puicu�e?
354
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,636
�ie ��i ia o lun� s� faci rost de una.
355
00:17:29,669 --> 00:17:31,467
A, da.
356
00:17:35,798 --> 00:17:37,296
S� �ti�i c�,
357
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:40,561
femeile de aici sunt ascunse bine.
358
00:17:45,557 --> 00:17:47,322
Petrecerea asta n-are suflet.
359
00:17:47,356 --> 00:17:49,156
Da, p�i,...
360
00:17:49,189 --> 00:17:50,487
B�nuiesc c� se �nc�lze�te mai greu,
361
00:17:50,521 --> 00:17:52,385
dar �ti�i voi, cele mai bune petreceri
362
00:17:52,418 --> 00:17:53,985
se �nc�lzesc mai greu, dar...
363
00:17:54,018 --> 00:17:55,717
Nu sunt femei aici.
364
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:56,983
Da, s� vezi...
365
00:17:57,016 --> 00:17:58,648
probabil din cauza lipsei de benzin�
366
00:17:58,681 --> 00:18:00,181
vin toate �ntr-o singur� ma�in�.
367
00:18:00,214 --> 00:18:02,246
Nu, nu, glumesc.
368
00:18:02,278 --> 00:18:04,743
Da? ��i zic, c� dac� ceva moale �i cald
369
00:18:04,777 --> 00:18:06,776
nu intr� �n camer� �n cur�nd,
370
00:18:06,809 --> 00:18:09,273
am s�-mi cer banii �napoi, bine?
371
00:18:11,339 --> 00:18:12,638
Ce zice�i de o bucat� de p�ine cald�?
372
00:18:12,671 --> 00:18:13,937
Sta�i a�a!
373
00:18:13,971 --> 00:18:15,170
Felul �sta de discu�ii
374
00:18:15,203 --> 00:18:16,602
m� pot enerva un pic.
375
00:18:16,635 --> 00:18:18,400
Bine, c��iva dintre voi sunte�i sup�ra�i,
376
00:18:18,434 --> 00:18:20,332
c� nu sunt femei aici.
377
00:18:20,365 --> 00:18:21,664
Bine! To�i sunte�i sup�ra�i,
378
00:18:21,698 --> 00:18:23,263
c� nu sunt destule femei aici.
379
00:18:23,296 --> 00:18:24,562
Bine, bine!
380
00:18:24,596 --> 00:18:27,327
To�i sunte�i sup�ra�i,
pentru c� nu e nici o femeie aici.
381
00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:28,926
�i care-i problema?
382
00:18:28,960 --> 00:18:30,092
E chiar a�a de r�u?
383
00:18:30,126 --> 00:18:31,257
Nu, nu, haide�i!
384
00:18:31,290 --> 00:18:33,256
C�nd eram copii, nu
aveam nevoie de femei
385
00:18:33,289 --> 00:18:34,756
ca s� ne distr�m, nu?
386
00:18:34,789 --> 00:18:36,588
Vreau s� zic c� jucam baseball,
387
00:18:36,620 --> 00:18:38,419
fotbal, de-a r�zboiul.
388
00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,585
Dintr-un motiv, am devenit mai b�tr�ni,
389
00:18:40,618 --> 00:18:42,649
�i am devenit dependen�i de femei.
390
00:18:42,683 --> 00:18:43,782
Nu ne putem g�ndi dec�t
391
00:18:43,815 --> 00:18:45,280
la femei, femei, femei, fete, fete.
392
00:18:45,314 --> 00:18:46,880
Avem �ansa
393
00:18:46,913 --> 00:18:48,412
s� leg�m noi prietenii �n seara asta.
394
00:18:48,445 --> 00:18:50,777
Dezvolt�m o camaraderie,
ca de la b�rbat la b�rbat.
395
00:18:50,810 --> 00:18:52,676
Personal, am de g�nd s� v� cunosc
396
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:54,441
pe to�i de aici �n seara asta.
397
00:18:54,475 --> 00:18:55,807
Chiar?
S� mori tu?
398
00:18:55,841 --> 00:18:57,306
Dup� care m� duc jos,
399
00:18:57,339 --> 00:19:00,038
�i aduc ni�te puicu�e, desigur.
400
00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:02,136
�mi vreau banii �napoi.
401
00:19:03,701 --> 00:19:05,366
Elaine.
402
00:19:07,665 --> 00:19:10,663
Doamne!
403
00:19:14,293 --> 00:19:16,159
Elaine, suntem �n g�leat�.
404
00:19:16,193 --> 00:19:19,024
Voi sunte�i �n g�leat�.
405
00:19:19,057 --> 00:19:21,922
Elaine, intr�, f� cuno�tin�� cu b�ie�ii.
406
00:19:24,553 --> 00:19:26,086
Elaine, �i vor banii �napoi.
407
00:19:26,119 --> 00:19:27,818
Numai tu po�i s� ne sco�i din belea.
408
00:19:27,851 --> 00:19:29,283
De ce nu intri tu aici,
409
00:19:29,316 --> 00:19:31,015
te amesteci �n mul�ime,
un pic de vorb� acolo,
410
00:19:31,048 --> 00:19:32,214
ia-le g�ndul de la bani.
411
00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:35,545
G�nde�te-te la lec�ia de francez�
a copiilor.
412
00:19:35,578 --> 00:19:37,744
La cele 31 de zile pline de distrac�ii.
413
00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:39,875
Da, bine, eu...
414
00:19:39,909 --> 00:19:42,540
Cred c� nu stric� un pic de discu�ie, nu?
415
00:19:42,573 --> 00:19:44,039
Nu stric�, nu stric�.
416
00:19:44,073 --> 00:19:45,404
Da.
Bine.
417
00:19:45,438 --> 00:19:48,235
M� amestec, m� amestec...
418
00:19:48,269 --> 00:19:51,233
Bun� la toat� lumea!
419
00:19:51,267 --> 00:19:53,932
Bun�, Elaine!
420
00:19:58,729 --> 00:20:00,293
S� vedem ce pot face...
421
00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:02,759
ca s� fie sear� distractiv�?
422
00:20:02,793 --> 00:20:03,892
Sugestii?
423
00:20:03,925 --> 00:20:05,058
Muzic�!
424
00:20:05,091 --> 00:20:06,556
Ce zice�i de ni�te muzic�?
425
00:20:06,589 --> 00:20:07,722
Tony? Tony?
426
00:20:07,755 --> 00:20:08,888
O idee foarte bun�.
427
00:20:08,921 --> 00:20:10,319
Bine. Da.
Idee bun�.
428
00:20:10,353 --> 00:20:13,418
Un pic de ritm.
429
00:20:21,079 --> 00:20:24,209
V� place s� dansa�i?
430
00:20:24,243 --> 00:20:26,076
Da!
431
00:20:26,109 --> 00:20:27,574
B�ie�i, b�ie�i, b�ie�i!
432
00:20:27,608 --> 00:20:28,907
Da�i-v� �napoi un pic.
433
00:20:28,940 --> 00:20:30,073
L�sa�i-i spa�iu.
434
00:20:30,106 --> 00:20:34,037
Elaine va dansa, noi vom privi.
435
00:20:34,070 --> 00:20:35,235
Don, privim!
436
00:20:35,268 --> 00:20:36,901
Elaine va dansa, Don va privi.
437
00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:38,067
Don vede cum danseaz� Elaine?
438
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:39,432
Da.
439
00:20:39,465 --> 00:20:41,498
Danseaz�, Elaine!
440
00:20:44,596 --> 00:20:46,527
��i vrei banii �napoi?
441
00:20:46,560 --> 00:20:48,526
Vreau banii tuturor �napoi.
442
00:20:50,691 --> 00:20:52,289
Elaine!
443
00:20:53,589 --> 00:20:56,220
Ia uita�i-v�!
444
00:21:03,415 --> 00:21:06,446
Mai uita�i-v� un pic.
445
00:21:09,910 --> 00:21:11,676
Mai �ncet, b�ie�i!
446
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:12,875
Elaine!
447
00:21:12,908 --> 00:21:13,775
Uita�i-v� la mine!
448
00:21:22,468 --> 00:21:24,433
A�a!
Da!
449
00:21:28,397 --> 00:21:29,830
U�urel!
450
00:21:29,863 --> 00:21:32,029
Uite cei 10 ai t�i,
ai t�i.
451
00:21:32,061 --> 00:21:33,893
M� bucur c� a�i venit!
452
00:21:33,927 --> 00:21:35,726
A fost o sear� pl�cut�.
453
00:21:35,759 --> 00:21:36,858
Mul�umesc mult.
454
00:21:36,891 --> 00:21:38,357
Asta a fost tot.
455
00:21:38,390 --> 00:21:40,922
S-a zis cu lec�iile de francez�.
456
00:21:40,955 --> 00:21:43,120
F�r� pat cu ap�.
457
00:21:43,153 --> 00:21:45,585
F�r� camer� de jocuri.
458
00:21:45,619 --> 00:21:48,283
Louie are dreptate,
suntem fraieri.
459
00:21:48,316 --> 00:21:51,147
Nu, Latka, gre�it.
460
00:21:52,547 --> 00:21:54,080
Cine are prieteni ca tine,
461
00:21:54,112 --> 00:21:55,345
nu poate fi fraier.
462
00:21:55,378 --> 00:21:58,642
Ne-ai d�ruit o lun� grozav�, Latka.
Mul�umim!
463
00:21:58,675 --> 00:22:01,540
Latka, nu te sim�i r�u.
464
00:22:01,573 --> 00:22:03,372
Fii atent la mine.
465
00:22:03,405 --> 00:22:05,870
M�ine vom merge to�i
�i-�i vom g�si
466
00:22:05,904 --> 00:22:07,135
un loc grozav, unde s� stai.
467
00:22:09,501 --> 00:22:11,067
Te sim�i bine?
468
00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:12,832
Da, n-am nimic.
469
00:22:12,865 --> 00:22:17,228
M-am tot g�ndit,
�i am r�mas cu o idee.
470
00:22:18,394 --> 00:22:22,125
Pentru mine, s� stai �ntr-un loc ca asta,
471
00:22:22,159 --> 00:22:23,791
a fost un miracol.
472
00:22:23,824 --> 00:22:26,889
Iar c�teodat�, c�nd lucrurile merg r�u,
473
00:22:26,922 --> 00:22:31,786
n-am bani, n-am m�ncare,
m� simt deprimat,
474
00:22:31,819 --> 00:22:35,482
m� voi g�ndi la luna asta,
pe care am petrecut-o aici,
475
00:22:35,516 --> 00:22:39,379
o s� m� simt �i mai prost.
476
00:22:40,445 --> 00:22:42,678
Ce a�i zice, ca noi s� plec�m,
477
00:22:42,711 --> 00:22:44,676
�i s�-l l�s�m pe Latka,
s� petreac� ultima noapte
478
00:22:44,709 --> 00:22:45,975
�n propriul lui apartament.
479
00:22:46,008 --> 00:22:47,740
Da, bun� idee.
480
00:22:47,774 --> 00:22:48,906
La revedere.
481
00:22:48,940 --> 00:22:49,940
Ne mai vedem, Latka.
482
00:22:49,973 --> 00:22:51,470
Pa-pa.
483
00:22:51,504 --> 00:22:52,637
Mul�umim, Latka.
484
00:22:52,671 --> 00:22:53,970
Noapte bun�.
Ne mai vedem. Mul�umesc.
485
00:22:54,003 --> 00:22:54,969
Pa.
486
00:22:55,002 --> 00:22:56,134
Pa-pa.
487
00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:57,333
Pa-pa.
488
00:23:01,263 --> 00:23:02,663
Pa-pa.
489
00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:04,295
Pa-pa.
490
00:23:08,027 --> 00:23:11,456
Pa-pa apartament.
491
00:23:21,383 --> 00:23:24,914
La revedere, apartament.
492
00:23:24,947 --> 00:23:27,112
O s�-�i simt lipsa.
493
00:23:35,473 --> 00:23:38,204
La revedere, vedere panoramic�.
494
00:23:41,535 --> 00:23:44,366
Dle Gravas?
495
00:23:44,399 --> 00:23:46,031
Da?
496
00:23:48,063 --> 00:23:49,429
Nik-nik?
497
00:23:49,463 --> 00:23:53,093
O, mul�umesc foarte frumos.
498
0:23:54,000 --> 0:23:59,000
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