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YEAR 2021
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This story started 15 years ago...
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YEAR 2005
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...at a time when people relied on TV,
radio and the newspapers...
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...to make their dreams come true,
not social media or smart phones.
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SMT. PHOOLSAKHI
MINISTER OF TOURISM
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Like many others these two also
dreamt of fame, money and comforts...
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Oh yes, those very two,
Bunty and Babli.
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YASH RAJ FILMS
PRESENTS
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And boy did their dreams come true!
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Their names rung out
across this country.
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They were masters of deception.
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They conned in ways no one
had ever seen or heard before.
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They didn't bother with
'rights' and 'wrongs'.
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All they knew was - they were right...
and the world was wrong.
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Alas... this cat-n-mouse of right
and wrong came to an end one day.
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They were never really
caught "officially"...
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people hadn't even seen
their calling-card in years.
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Or heard about them in the news.
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But as they say...
"old habits die hard."
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A little bird told us... the rascals
might be back at it again!
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BUNTY AUR BABLI 2
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18% of the world's population
lives in India.
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Every opportunity has
a million suitors.
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When the competition is this cut-throat,
you only have two choices...
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...either stand in line
and await your turn,
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or you take a leap and jump
straight to the front of the line.
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Sanju, quit standing there like
a statue and get me a beer... chilled!
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My name's not Sanju.
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My name is...
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Kunal Singh.
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I gave 4 years to finish
computer engineering...
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...from a dusty college
in a sleepy town...
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...and then 3 more to sitting
at home, waiting for a job.
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My parents think I work in IT
in the swanky city of Gurgaon...
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...as was their dream.
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What I really do is organise
these drunken soirees for creepy...
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...old Delhi Businessmen.
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But after today...
it's all gonna change.
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The love of my life and my future wife
is about to enter...
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SONIA RAWAT
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She was the only beautiful thing
about those 4 years of college.
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Our love wasn't exactly
at first sight.
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But boy, what a sight she was,
anyone could fall for her.
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Ready sir.
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Take it away Doll!
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'Tanatan Travel & Events' present -
Virgin Republic!
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Party destination of the 21st century.
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Where anything goes!
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What godforsaken place is this?
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I thought you were going to give us
a taste of Bangkok or Pattaya?!
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Sir even Bangkok and Pattaya must've
seemed godforsaken to you...
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...before someone told you
about the angels from there, no?!
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Damn right!
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Anyway, Virgin Island is a tiny
liberal island country,
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where the male-female
ratio is so skewed...
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...that there's 3 girls for every man.
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And they're so pretty they could give
Katrina a run for her money!
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All of this...for only 500,000 rupees.
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Payment in cash to ensure
full secrecy...
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...because we live to serve
the customer sir!
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Oh no, no, no!
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It's too risky man!
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What if my nosy wife smells it on me,
and finds out what I've been up to!
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Oh, c'mon, Mr. Chaddha sir...
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You've been Singing in the Rain
with these ladies for so long...
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...has she ever smelt it on you?!
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Rascal, you know us so well.
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Mr. Chaddha sir...
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I just have one humble request...
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The air hostesses on the Virgin
Republic chartered flight...
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...are a bit skimpily clad.
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Promise me you guys will
at least keep it in your pants...
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...till the flight touches down
on the Virgin runway!
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Listen Sanju...
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I'm sold - Virgins, here we come!
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TANATAN TRAVELS
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A complimentary gift hamper
from Tanatan Travels.
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Can I open it?
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Oh no, no sir! You open it
over there... It's a surprise.
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Oh! For the virgins?!
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Take it! Take it!
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NEW DELHI INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
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Er... Abhishek, how's it going?
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Good evening, sir.
Welcome to virgin virgo charter.
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Thank you for choosing our flight.
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Thank you, passport.
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Here are our passports!
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Hand us our boarding passes
and point us to the VIP gate!
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What's up?
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Sir please come with me!
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Sanju's a genius...
Look at this VIP treatment!
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What's this?
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Um.. sir...
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Who were you going
to arrest gentlemen?
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'Be Naughty'?
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Why?
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You having trouble sleeping at night?
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Papaya flavour?!
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I'd heard of banana & peach,
but... Papaya?
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What has Sanju gotten us into?!
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- Mr. Chaddha, do something!
- Quiet! Lemme talk to him.
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You can check our visas and tickets.
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In fact, we've booked the VIP package.
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- Isn't it guys?
- That's right! Ya!
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My dear horny toads...
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...there's no country by the name
of Virgin Republic!
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Your tickets and visas are fake!
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We've been duped!
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Yo Inspector Ashok Kumar.
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Yes sir!
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Take them away...
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...and make sure they get
"our" VIP package, ya?
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Sanju, you rascal!!!
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As we take this giant leap,
I was reminded of my father's words...
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"You need two things to get ahead in
life - Honesty and a lack of greed."
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But I believe screwing
over the dishonest...
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...is the highest form of honesty.
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And you have to prey on the greedy
because it's bound to turn them blind.
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And the blind will follow you blindly
into any direction... to any end!
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Now that we were reborn as thugs...
we also needed a cool gangster name.
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So without trying to get too creative,
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we started a franchise
of the only two thugs...
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...who had neither been
caught before...
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...nor been seen anyone.
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"Bunty and Babli"
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PHURSATGUNJ, UP
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I fall to restless pieces,
don't look at me that way.
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A town full of men in ruin
surrenders to what I say.
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BACHHI MISHRA TONSURE CELEBRATION
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I stretch with desire, I take my bow.
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I stretch with desire, I take my bow.
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Night eyes...
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Night eyes...your night eyes...
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Careful bro!
You'll ruin Rakesh's Blazer!
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Night eyes...
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RAKESH TRIVEDI
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How do I look?
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Looks good, but it's a wee bit tight.
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Of course it is!
It's what I wore at my wedding!
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Sengar, man... stop staring!
It's just me...
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Not Mandakini bathing
under a waterfall!
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Make me a drink man!
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Ready-already!
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At your service bro!
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One's not enough. Encore!
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I'm a little performance anxious man!
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What a stage-shattering
performance by...
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Mishra's aunty's neighbour's
sister-in-law's niece - Rinku!
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A big round of applause for Rinku!
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You're a star my child.
Run along.
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And now... the last, most dazzling
performance of the evening.
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Please welcome on stage...
the pride...
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...the couple blue-eyed of B block,
Railway colony...
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Brother Rakesh... and Sister Vimmi!
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A huge round of applause...
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Move that million dollar waist...
make it go so low!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Smashing!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Burn up the dance floor girl...
let's take it nice and slow.
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Fire and Ice!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Make it worth my while
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I spent a bomb on the DJ... just give me a smile.
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Drop a hint or two...
or a kiss at me, could you blow?
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Long live, Sister Vimmi!!
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Love, you're this close
to being a 'has been'.
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Stop boogeying like you're seventeen.
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You aint the only one watching
my waist.
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Stop trying to make a scene!
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Look at all of them talk...
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You've made such a mess...
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We're gonna be the laughing stock.
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I'mma pay for lettin you dance...
blow by blow
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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I ain't movin my waist or nothin...
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Way to go Mummy!
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I ain't takin nothin slow!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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You ain't worth a single smile
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Who asked you to spend a bomb
on all this style?!
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No hints, no kisses...
only my shoe at you could I throw!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Brother has a tummy the size of rick...
But sister is still dhik chik dhik chik!
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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Dhik chik dhik chik...
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You spilled your drink
on my wedding suit!
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Bro, throw in a couple more slaps...
he's wet me too!
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Bro... it's sis!
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VIMMI TRIVEDI
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Dhik Chik...Dhik Chik, all ruined!
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Vimmi!
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Mom, I need Ranveer Singh hairdo.
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Zip it and finish your eggs or
I'll give you Anupam Kher hairdo.
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Vimmi, put the dye in my hair...
I'm getting late!
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This man is going to be
the end of me!
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Mummy!
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You're so cute when you're angry!
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My little piggy... I've spoilt you.
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Vimmi!!...
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Sorry about last night.
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Sorry?!
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Why the hell do you drink
when you can't handle it?
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You know I've only ever wanted
two things in my life...
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...to win Miss India and to dance.
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Four months I practiced
for this performance.
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I got blisters in my hands trying to
stitch that Sabyasachi knock off gown.
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Everybody loved my look...
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...and praised it,
but you shat all over it!
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Took you just 2 drinks to turn
into Mr. Make-a-scene!
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You think I didn't put in effort
for last night?
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That buffoon got drunk
and puked all over my new suit...
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I couldn't control myself.
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- I'd barely got past the opening verse.
- That's why I am saying SORRY!
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The zonal manager's coming in
for an inspection.
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Dye my hair... I can't be late.
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And be a little thorough love...
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Don't miss a spot, okay?
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Spot.
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There goes all of it...
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Now you make sure
you don't miss a spot!
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Cops?
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Hey, I didn't whack that
buffoon too hard, did I?
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Hardly.
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Your son's all grown up now, eh?
Hello kids!
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Hello uncle.
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Mr. Bunty, where have you been
all these years?!
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And where's our Mrs. Babli?
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Hope all is well and swell?
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Rakesh... you know I get sunburnt
easily! I'll get rashes.
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00:16:44,856 --> 00:16:46,668
Hey, just tells us
what you want from us?
247
00:16:46,983 --> 00:16:49,029
Why have you tied us to a chair
in this sweltering heat?
248
00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,025
My baby is alone at home.
249
00:16:51,225 --> 00:16:53,134
Mrs. Babli, he's coming all the way
from Lucknow.
250
00:16:53,358 --> 00:16:53,807
Who?
251
00:16:54,071 --> 00:16:55,103
He'll tell you once he's here.
252
00:16:55,270 --> 00:16:56,628
"He" Who?
253
00:16:58,258 --> 00:16:59,523
Is it Inspector Dashrath Singh?
254
00:16:59,764 --> 00:17:02,531
Dashrath Singh has long since retired.
255
00:17:02,807 --> 00:17:04,542
You'll see for yourself.
256
00:17:08,051 --> 00:17:09,579
Man, there's a train approaching!
257
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:11,717
Get us off this track!
258
00:17:11,922 --> 00:17:13,706
Who's gonna take care of the house,
if I'm wounded?
259
00:17:13,895 --> 00:17:16,702
I've left the washing machine on
and the veggies on the stove.
260
00:17:16,897 --> 00:17:19,281
My little boy will pass out
if doesn't get his meal on time!
261
00:17:19,478 --> 00:17:20,897
Will you say something Rakesh?!
262
00:17:21,057 --> 00:17:23,717
I will, if you ever let me
get a word in!
263
00:17:24,027 --> 00:17:26,468
Bro... why are you guys
hell bent on...
264
00:17:26,640 --> 00:17:28,996
...turning this family drama
into an action film?!
265
00:17:30,105 --> 00:17:34,110
The train's almost here Rakesh!
Pappu...
266
00:18:04,388 --> 00:18:06,932
He'd announced he'll come for them
on the same train...
267
00:18:07,151 --> 00:18:08,987
...Dashrath sir had let them off in.
268
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,110
And now he's arrived
on a bloody survey cart.
269
00:18:21,109 --> 00:18:21,651
Sir...
270
00:18:24,893 --> 00:18:26,294
Are we there?
271
00:18:28,185 --> 00:18:30,984
Gupta, this is blasphemy!
272
00:18:31,426 --> 00:18:34,518
Untie them... they're celebrities man!
273
00:18:34,807 --> 00:18:36,019
Of course, sir.
274
00:18:38,586 --> 00:18:40,561
Myself Jatayu Singh.
275
00:18:42,188 --> 00:18:47,231
I feel blessed to be in your
company yet again!
276
00:18:47,624 --> 00:18:49,838
Yet again?
When did we meet before?
277
00:18:50,034 --> 00:18:55,066
Dude, I was part of Dashrath sir's
troop... more of a backbencher.
278
00:19:00,418 --> 00:19:02,001
Strange are the wheels
of destiny...
279
00:19:02,158 --> 00:19:05,131
The backbencher is now in front and
those in front stand sidelined!
280
00:19:05,391 --> 00:19:06,373
Isn't Mr. Gupta?
281
00:19:08,334 --> 00:19:12,257
I'm your biggest fan!
282
00:19:12,768 --> 00:19:15,852
This morning we received
a nation-wide red alert...
283
00:19:16,157 --> 00:19:20,473
...that Bunty and Babli
have struck again!
284
00:19:21,752 --> 00:19:24,529
I must say the 'Virgin conjob'
was sheer genius!
285
00:19:24,880 --> 00:19:26,070
Virgin con job?
286
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,173
At least last time around... you sold
Taj Mahal to a bunch of foreigners...
287
00:19:29,330 --> 00:19:30,294
which is real.
288
00:19:30,530 --> 00:19:34,091
But this time you sold a country
to your own countrymen...
289
00:19:34,315 --> 00:19:35,671
...that doesn't even exist!
290
00:19:36,015 --> 00:19:40,903
That's some upgrade...
Bunty and Babli 2.0!
291
00:19:41,151 --> 00:19:42,756
What nonsense!
292
00:19:43,112 --> 00:19:44,701
We've not sold anything to anyone.
293
00:19:44,888 --> 00:19:46,529
We gave up this line of work
a long time back.
294
00:19:46,849 --> 00:19:48,609
- Mr. Gupta.
- Yes sir.
295
00:19:48,932 --> 00:19:51,326
Please do the honours.
Kindly broadcast it!
296
00:19:51,513 --> 00:19:52,261
Yes.
297
00:19:53,272 --> 00:19:54,815
- Broadcast?
- Here we go.
298
00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:59,195
We're about to show you
how these two conned...
299
00:19:59,415 --> 00:20:02,004
...a bunch of Delhi businessmen
with the lure of easy sex.
300
00:20:02,347 --> 00:20:06,168
In a made-up country called Virgin
Republic where "anything goes".
301
00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,416
...but left them with nothing.
302
00:20:08,726 --> 00:20:13,911
These conmen are none other than
the long retired and famous thugs -
303
00:20:14,216 --> 00:20:15,733
Bunty and Babli!
304
00:20:15,992 --> 00:20:17,385
No, no sir, we didn't do this.
305
00:20:17,570 --> 00:20:19,687
Sir this is amateurish.
306
00:20:19,925 --> 00:20:21,716
Any two-bit swindler
can pull this off.
307
00:20:21,945 --> 00:20:25,073
Set the mood with the pics
of hot girls,
308
00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:28,912
jazz it up with some fancy English
and promise low risk-high reward.
309
00:20:29,243 --> 00:20:32,226
Swanky hotel, big cars
and cash payments.
310
00:20:32,468 --> 00:20:33,619
No Vimmi?
311
00:20:34,311 --> 00:20:36,473
Impressive Mr. Bunty...
312
00:20:37,256 --> 00:20:40,106
Just because Tendulkar has retired...
313
00:20:40,331 --> 00:20:43,434
...you think he's forgotten
how to hit the ball?
314
00:20:43,703 --> 00:20:47,419
We didn't do this dirty con-job!
We're a simple Indian family now.
315
00:20:47,723 --> 00:20:48,919
That's some story!
316
00:20:49,136 --> 00:20:52,607
It's your style, your names
and your calling card...
317
00:20:52,921 --> 00:20:56,452
and yet we're supposed
to believe that this isn't you?!
318
00:20:56,788 --> 00:20:57,371
Yes.
319
00:20:57,592 --> 00:21:01,969
Our conning days are like hair
on a bald head.
320
00:21:02,191 --> 00:21:04,813
Once upon a time.
321
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:06,825
Well said.
322
00:21:08,919 --> 00:21:10,002
Bravo Rakesh!
323
00:21:10,487 --> 00:21:13,635
Our only highlights these days
is either figuring out cooking gas...
324
00:21:13,932 --> 00:21:15,820
...or playing down Pappu's
mischief in school...
325
00:21:16,012 --> 00:21:19,376
...or finding gray hair on our heads!
326
00:21:20,177 --> 00:21:23,597
We were at the Mr. Mishra's house...
for his son's baptism ceremony.
327
00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:27,010
Pappu even put out some photos
and videos on that...er...
328
00:21:27,294 --> 00:21:27,823
Facebook!
329
00:21:28,011 --> 00:21:31,387
Ya, he's shared them on Facebook.
Feel free to check.
330
00:21:32,385 --> 00:21:35,799
I've been a ticket checker
at local train station for years.
331
00:21:36,088 --> 00:21:38,333
They use a biometric scanner
every time.
332
00:21:38,646 --> 00:21:40,968
Have to thumb-scan
even when I go for a piss.
333
00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:42,845
You can check the record!
334
00:21:44,705 --> 00:21:47,564
Sir, I think they're telling
the truth.
335
00:21:47,807 --> 00:21:51,296
I doubt their family duties leaves
them time for anything else!
336
00:21:51,534 --> 00:21:52,308
No!
337
00:21:52,733 --> 00:21:56,414
These guys are thoroughbred liars.
I'm sure they're messing with us.
338
00:21:56,876 --> 00:21:59,581
Keep them locked for a few days.
339
00:22:00,128 --> 00:22:01,341
Ok sir.
340
00:22:02,818 --> 00:22:07,755
But if they didn't do it,
then who could it be?
341
00:22:08,852 --> 00:22:13,295
You need to stop fingering
your phone 24 hours a day.
342
00:22:13,476 --> 00:22:14,617
I'm on Tinder dad.
343
00:22:14,775 --> 00:22:16,830
- Namaste Mr. Chaubey.
- Namaste!
344
00:22:17,337 --> 00:22:18,391
Who's this chick?
345
00:22:18,633 --> 00:22:20,098
She's... just a friend.
346
00:22:20,297 --> 00:22:22,149
Just a friend my foot!
347
00:22:22,367 --> 00:22:24,990
Stop right there.
You can't go ahead.
348
00:22:25,452 --> 00:22:28,493
Hey watch your tone,
I'm the mayor of this town.
349
00:22:28,784 --> 00:22:31,901
I mean there's a bunch of VIPs
up ahead. It's NO ENTRY!
350
00:22:32,489 --> 00:22:34,626
That equipment. Show me.
351
00:22:34,789 --> 00:22:36,256
Dad, Black Cat Commandos!
352
00:22:36,497 --> 00:22:39,678
Hail Mother India!
Long live the revolution!
353
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:41,603
Who is he?
354
00:22:43,262 --> 00:22:44,488
He's my son.
355
00:22:46,735 --> 00:22:48,601
You tell me who is that!
356
00:22:48,932 --> 00:22:51,088
She is Prime Minister's
scientific advisor,
357
00:22:51,408 --> 00:22:54,443
specially appointed to oversee
the cleaning of River Ganga!
358
00:22:54,632 --> 00:22:56,882
No, it's very bad.
359
00:22:57,170 --> 00:22:58,551
Let's go Shekhar.
360
00:22:58,732 --> 00:22:59,737
Madam it will be cleaned.
361
00:22:59,923 --> 00:23:00,573
USELESS!
362
00:23:00,851 --> 00:23:01,876
And who's this guy?
363
00:23:02,058 --> 00:23:05,141
Doesn't look like her son...
must be her secretary!
364
00:23:05,354 --> 00:23:06,526
You're wasting time.
365
00:23:06,739 --> 00:23:08,809
No ma'am, processing data
is taking too much time.
366
00:23:09,045 --> 00:23:10,955
Useless tools... useless people.
367
00:23:11,859 --> 00:23:16,386
Prime Minister's Scientific advisor...
368
00:23:21,147 --> 00:23:22,932
We've to get in on this!
369
00:23:36,067 --> 00:23:38,094
I'm Chutvaa Chaubey!
370
00:23:39,993 --> 00:23:40,975
KL Shekhar.
371
00:23:41,199 --> 00:23:44,762
I know you're from the
Prime Minister's office.
372
00:23:45,131 --> 00:23:49,125
We are honoured sir...
and so is our town!
373
00:23:49,362 --> 00:23:50,358
Hey! What're you doing?
374
00:23:50,543 --> 00:23:52,469
Please make me meet your madam?
375
00:23:52,946 --> 00:23:55,530
What is this! Stop tickling me...
376
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:57,043
Don't you like tickles!
377
00:23:57,263 --> 00:23:58,427
Sir, you will get wet!
378
00:23:58,628 --> 00:23:59,668
- What?
- Splash back!
379
00:23:59,843 --> 00:24:01,683
I can handle such splashes.
380
00:24:01,860 --> 00:24:03,021
I'm the mayor of this town.
381
00:24:03,245 --> 00:24:05,574
- We need to follow the procedure.
- To hell with procedures!
382
00:24:05,763 --> 00:24:07,574
Ok, ok.
383
00:24:11,002 --> 00:24:13,748
Our river Ganga! For lease!?
384
00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:16,538
Meaning?
385
00:24:16,940 --> 00:24:18,913
Meaning anyone can lease the river!
386
00:24:19,211 --> 00:24:20,542
Ganga!
387
00:24:22,414 --> 00:24:23,194
How?
388
00:24:23,521 --> 00:24:25,711
As part of Public-Private
partnerships...
389
00:24:26,252 --> 00:24:29,027
...the government will grant
one company in every city...
390
00:24:29,231 --> 00:24:30,556
...rights to clean the river.
391
00:24:31,103 --> 00:24:34,891
In return, the company can use
the river water however it wants...
392
00:24:35,056 --> 00:24:37,024
...to recover its investments.
393
00:24:37,718 --> 00:24:42,500
Wow... Unbelievable!
394
00:24:43,293 --> 00:24:44,072
Hey Golu!
395
00:24:44,448 --> 00:24:46,497
He's my son - Golu Chaubey!
396
00:24:48,105 --> 00:24:49,852
I am public, he is private!
397
00:24:50,130 --> 00:24:52,632
There's your public-private
partnership.
398
00:24:55,505 --> 00:24:57,319
It's so simple!
399
00:24:57,645 --> 00:25:01,598
You can give Golu's company
the contract for our city...
400
00:25:01,863 --> 00:25:07,360
And we can figure out what you need
to make that happen!
401
00:25:07,668 --> 00:25:09,815
It's not that simple Mr. Chaubey.
402
00:25:10,141 --> 00:25:14,294
I'll get this river so bloody clean
within 2 days...
403
00:25:14,573 --> 00:25:16,379
...that you'll be able to see
the riverbed!
404
00:25:16,985 --> 00:25:18,479
- Two days?
- Two days.
405
00:25:18,657 --> 00:25:21,157
Okay, stop wasting my time like this!
406
00:25:21,327 --> 00:25:23,150
I can't find her online at all.
407
00:25:23,360 --> 00:25:25,510
- What are you saying...?
- Zilch! Have a look.
408
00:25:25,690 --> 00:25:26,647
NO RESULTS FOUND
409
00:25:27,237 --> 00:25:28,454
- Golu.
- What?
410
00:25:28,751 --> 00:25:34,039
Golu says the internet doesn't
seem to recognise you.
411
00:25:34,278 --> 00:25:35,594
- There's nothing.
- Zero.
412
00:25:36,156 --> 00:25:36,875
Nil.
413
00:25:42,867 --> 00:25:44,819
- What the hell Shekhar?!
- Yes ma'am?
414
00:25:45,054 --> 00:25:47,964
You still haven't added my name
to the PMO's website?
415
00:25:48,927 --> 00:25:51,794
Ma'am I had informed
the IT department...
416
00:25:52,012 --> 00:25:53,075
And then?
417
00:25:53,477 --> 00:25:54,827
Must've been delayed...
418
00:25:55,170 --> 00:25:57,409
And what about this nonsense?!
419
00:25:57,805 --> 00:25:58,680
Meaning?
420
00:25:58,864 --> 00:26:01,272
Now because of your delay...
421
00:26:01,432 --> 00:26:03,404
...some random guy is questioning
my authority!
422
00:26:03,558 --> 00:26:05,761
I'm not some random guy...
I'm the mayor madam!
423
00:26:05,978 --> 00:26:07,130
- Is this okay?
- No ma'am.
424
00:26:07,304 --> 00:26:09,424
- Then what to do?
- I will just check it.
425
00:26:09,822 --> 00:26:11,899
No need... Forget about it...
thank you very much.
426
00:26:12,139 --> 00:26:13,006
This meeting is over!
427
00:26:13,173 --> 00:26:15,877
No no no, give me one minute ma'am.
428
00:26:16,082 --> 00:26:16,469
Yes?
429
00:26:16,709 --> 00:26:18,094
I respect ladies...
430
00:26:18,502 --> 00:26:19,699
Golu, say sorry!
431
00:26:19,880 --> 00:26:21,289
Ma'am, please pardon our blunder.
432
00:26:21,571 --> 00:26:23,551
- Listen Golum...
- His name is Golu.
433
00:26:23,871 --> 00:26:24,641
Same thing.
434
00:26:24,939 --> 00:26:26,402
Your internet is a god or what?
435
00:26:26,742 --> 00:26:28,456
If I am not on internet...
do I not exist?
436
00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:31,063
It's ringing mister.
437
00:26:31,243 --> 00:26:32,773
- What is?
- Your phone!
438
00:26:33,109 --> 00:26:34,843
Bloody hell...
439
00:26:36,021 --> 00:26:36,510
Hello!
440
00:26:36,713 --> 00:26:37,603
Where are you mate?
441
00:26:37,767 --> 00:26:38,899
Just grabbing a bite bro.
442
00:26:39,121 --> 00:26:40,949
Why haven't you added madam's
name to the website?
443
00:26:41,122 --> 00:26:42,031
Crap!
444
00:26:42,337 --> 00:26:44,267
I forgot to redirect the hotel router!
445
00:26:44,476 --> 00:26:45,826
You'll get us killed! Hurry up!
446
00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,107
Give me 30 seconds.
447
00:26:51,181 --> 00:26:55,010
You seem to be quite
the internet geek, tell me...
448
00:26:57,654 --> 00:27:00,174
How many followers do you have
on social media?
449
00:27:00,508 --> 00:27:01,074
4,000!
450
00:27:01,305 --> 00:27:02,998
4000. What is your neighbour's name?
451
00:27:03,192 --> 00:27:04,603
- Err... I don't know.
- Shameless!
452
00:27:04,823 --> 00:27:07,180
How will you know if you're
always buried in your phone?
453
00:27:07,752 --> 00:27:08,464
Come on...
454
00:27:08,689 --> 00:27:11,864
What is the first thing you do, when
you go on internet... I want to see.
455
00:27:12,294 --> 00:27:13,832
- My battery is low.
- Is it?
456
00:27:14,029 --> 00:27:15,538
Lying in front of your father!
457
00:27:16,406 --> 00:27:17,106
Done!
458
00:27:17,737 --> 00:27:19,610
Get a grip on your son...
he's out of control.
459
00:27:19,947 --> 00:27:22,322
Mr. Golu Chaubey, check, check.
460
00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:25,380
Madam's name on PMO site
under officials name.
461
00:27:28,052 --> 00:27:28,768
See?
462
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:31,459
There's enough battery for that.
463
00:27:34,284 --> 00:27:34,822
Yes.
464
00:27:39,877 --> 00:27:40,779
It's...there.
465
00:27:42,021 --> 00:27:46,468
It's there? Apologies to her
right now... little brat!
466
00:27:47,506 --> 00:27:51,546
Ma'am, we've made a huge mistake.
Please forgive me!
467
00:27:52,591 --> 00:27:54,486
Can we start tomorrow please?
468
00:28:06,762 --> 00:28:09,387
Keep going...
Get it all done.
469
00:28:09,996 --> 00:28:12,347
It should be sparkling clean.
470
00:28:12,614 --> 00:28:14,922
Squeeze it all out!
471
00:28:15,134 --> 00:28:16,040
Come on, faster!
472
00:28:16,194 --> 00:28:17,541
Photographer! Click me.
473
00:28:17,827 --> 00:28:19,881
Stop pulling over there...
this is the spot.
474
00:28:20,214 --> 00:28:23,502
Right there. Ya!
475
00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:30,050
LASH GHAT
476
00:28:38,862 --> 00:28:39,930
KAILASH GHAT
477
00:28:50,104 --> 00:28:51,648
Mr. Priest!!!
478
00:28:53,826 --> 00:28:55,161
No!!!
479
00:28:57,539 --> 00:29:01,099
Long live our holy river!
480
00:29:24,205 --> 00:29:25,393
Sir.
481
00:29:37,277 --> 00:29:39,151
Long live the holy Ganga!
482
00:29:40,618 --> 00:29:41,648
God bless you.
483
00:29:47,793 --> 00:29:48,714
Ganga Lease Agreement
484
00:29:49,293 --> 00:29:55,571
I still can't believe someone's actually
leased out the river Ganga to us!
485
00:29:56,152 --> 00:29:57,223
Neither can we!
486
00:30:00,305 --> 00:30:01,795
Golu Mineral Water
487
00:30:07,231 --> 00:30:09,109
Are you trying to break it?
488
00:30:12,070 --> 00:30:14,730
How dare you stop me!
489
00:30:15,065 --> 00:30:17,724
I stopped you because
we've received a tip that...
490
00:30:17,984 --> 00:30:20,122
...you're about to sell the Ganga water
without permission!
491
00:30:20,311 --> 00:30:22,097
I deal with the Prime Minister's
office!
492
00:30:22,286 --> 00:30:24,131
I've leased ganga for the next 5 years.
493
00:30:24,306 --> 00:30:26,814
No one can stop me.
I can do whatever I want.
494
00:30:27,093 --> 00:30:27,955
Show him the permit!
495
00:30:28,135 --> 00:30:30,282
Here, read this.
It's in English though.
496
00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:32,997
Lemme know if you want me
to read it out for you!
497
00:30:33,425 --> 00:30:35,578
Sir, this is from Ms. Malini
and Mr. Shekhar.
498
00:30:39,224 --> 00:30:41,454
Mr. Mayor got played
by Bunty and Babli!
499
00:30:44,787 --> 00:30:45,645
Bunty.
500
00:30:47,349 --> 00:30:48,155
Babli.
501
00:30:50,884 --> 00:30:54,038
GANGA ON LEASE! BUNTY AND BABLI
CON FOR GOOD CAUSE
502
00:31:08,940 --> 00:31:11,002
Love you mate...!
503
00:31:11,564 --> 00:31:14,309
That was a lot of fun guys!
You guys killed it!
504
00:31:14,636 --> 00:31:17,341
Couldn't have done it without you.
505
00:31:22,611 --> 00:31:24,668
- Shall we?
- We must.
506
00:31:25,396 --> 00:31:26,759
Give us a minute mate.
507
00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:27,943
Of course.
508
00:31:49,026 --> 00:31:50,788
You maybe a Pro,
but they're the cons...
509
00:31:50,972 --> 00:31:52,938
Gonna steal your golden chain
and locket,
510
00:31:53,069 --> 00:31:54,714
Gonna leave with it
in their pocket.
511
00:31:54,880 --> 00:31:56,348
Is it a bird, is it a plane?!?
512
00:31:56,536 --> 00:31:58,115
It's all up for sale!
513
00:31:58,353 --> 00:32:00,719
Game change...
Bunty & Babli
514
00:32:01,094 --> 00:32:02,896
A bigger range,
but the same name...
515
00:32:03,080 --> 00:32:04,417
Bunty & Babli!
516
00:32:04,642 --> 00:32:06,367
Jatayu is a crook
517
00:32:12,841 --> 00:32:14,183
Hey... who is it?
518
00:32:15,264 --> 00:32:16,566
I'm really sorry!
519
00:32:16,887 --> 00:32:18,449
I was wrong.
520
00:32:20,020 --> 00:32:23,694
There's been another Bunty-Babli
scam right here, in our state.
521
00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:26,572
Your state-sponsored
vacation ends here.
522
00:32:27,046 --> 00:32:30,848
Hope you enjoyed our hospitality!
523
00:32:31,364 --> 00:32:32,451
Another scam?
524
00:32:33,779 --> 00:32:35,797
Who the hell is stinkin up
the joint in our names?
525
00:32:35,961 --> 00:32:38,048
You worry about our own joint!
526
00:32:38,396 --> 00:32:41,468
My baby's home alone
since so many days!
527
00:32:41,815 --> 00:32:44,321
God knows how Pappu must be
living without us.
528
00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:45,092
Come, let's go!
529
00:32:45,307 --> 00:32:47,210
Baby loves to groove on bass
530
00:32:49,323 --> 00:32:51,180
Baby loves to groove on bass
531
00:32:53,442 --> 00:32:55,025
Baby loves to groove on bass
532
00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:58,795
The dazzling dame has
upped her game
533
00:32:59,621 --> 00:33:01,464
Baby loves to groove on bass
534
00:33:01,755 --> 00:33:05,046
The dazzling dame has
upped her game
535
00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,199
Baby loves to groove on bass
536
00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:08,574
Pappu.
537
00:33:14,460 --> 00:33:15,547
Pappu!
538
00:33:16,970 --> 00:33:18,704
Wait till I get hold of you!
539
00:33:24,793 --> 00:33:27,022
Now I'm sure he's my son.
540
00:33:28,170 --> 00:33:32,053
Sir, this app is a powerful tool...
541
00:33:32,338 --> 00:33:36,290
...that can empower housewives
to turn into entrepreneurs!
542
00:33:37,625 --> 00:33:39,612
This could be interesting...
543
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:40,571
Nice idea.
544
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:41,810
But let us come back to her.
545
00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:43,561
- OK sir. Alright.
- Thank you.
546
00:33:43,944 --> 00:33:45,240
Thank you so much.
547
00:33:45,572 --> 00:33:47,338
- Thank you.
- Thank you, sir.
548
00:33:49,046 --> 00:33:52,388
How was the presentation babe?
549
00:33:53,440 --> 00:33:55,123
Like it always is.
550
00:33:55,404 --> 00:33:58,422
They always find the idea "nice"
and "interesting" but can't fund it.
551
00:33:58,805 --> 00:34:00,494
Because I got no experience.
552
00:34:01,265 --> 00:34:03,495
I think I'll have to fund
my food app... myself.
553
00:34:03,932 --> 00:34:05,244
We can figure it out together...
554
00:34:05,478 --> 00:34:07,273
...we'll put our engineering
degree to some use.
555
00:34:07,445 --> 00:34:10,602
Listen, I don't want to do
a shoddy job of it.
556
00:34:11,078 --> 00:34:13,547
My app's got to have
a country-wide roll out...
557
00:34:13,766 --> 00:34:16,033
...promotions, million dollar funding.
558
00:34:16,293 --> 00:34:18,587
Millions! You get it? It's no joke.
559
00:34:18,853 --> 00:34:20,044
- Now, let's go.
- Where?
560
00:34:21,536 --> 00:34:24,858
I know we decided to do this
only once or twice...
561
00:34:25,212 --> 00:34:28,173
...but now I'm wondering...
why stop?
562
00:34:28,652 --> 00:34:33,066
In fact, I'm beginning to understand
why Honesty just isn't the best policy!
563
00:34:33,244 --> 00:34:34,112
Why?
564
00:34:34,443 --> 00:34:37,492
Because dishonesty is so god-damned
easy!!? And so much fun!
565
00:34:37,879 --> 00:34:41,250
Yeah... but if we do this for too long
we're bound to end up in jail!
566
00:34:41,555 --> 00:34:45,191
As soon as I have enough money
for my app... I'm out.
567
00:34:45,414 --> 00:34:46,703
You can keep doing this alone
if you want...
568
00:34:46,914 --> 00:34:50,824
Bunty can't do squat
without his Babli!
569
00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:53,689
Our con works because
you can plan and I can execute.
570
00:34:53,963 --> 00:34:56,521
Without a plan, what the heck
am I going to pull off?
571
00:34:56,929 --> 00:34:58,211
What will I do without you?
572
00:34:58,422 --> 00:34:59,805
How do I know?
573
00:35:13,526 --> 00:35:15,367
Life is funny.
574
00:35:16,581 --> 00:35:19,886
Till a few days back,
this used to be our dream.
575
00:35:20,395 --> 00:35:23,847
A 9 to 5 job at a multinational firm,
suit and tie.
576
00:35:24,592 --> 00:35:28,494
Thank god none of it came true.
577
00:35:31,731 --> 00:35:34,244
Are you still hung up on it?
578
00:35:34,850 --> 00:35:35,578
Nope.
579
00:35:35,941 --> 00:35:37,166
Hi sir.
Hi ma'am.
580
00:35:37,470 --> 00:35:40,630
We are taking signature for child
malnutrition and food wastage.
581
00:35:40,961 --> 00:35:43,632
If you like to join the cause it
will just take a minute of your time.
582
00:35:44,610 --> 00:35:46,656
- Ya sure why not.
- Come with me.
583
00:35:46,888 --> 00:35:47,773
STOP WASTING FOOD.
START FEEDING HUNGRY
584
00:35:48,041 --> 00:35:51,521
So we are an NGO called
Combat Malnutrition.
585
00:35:53,059 --> 00:35:54,683
THEY NEED FOOD AND WATER
586
00:35:58,836 --> 00:36:00,660
FIGHT FOR A HUNGER-FREE INDIA
587
00:36:04,513 --> 00:36:07,804
Pretending to be the PM's scientific
advisors... they robbed the mayor...
588
00:36:08,078 --> 00:36:12,121
promising him to lease out
the river ganga.
589
00:36:12,331 --> 00:36:14,535
Today, on Criminals... Bunty and Babli.
590
00:36:14,820 --> 00:36:18,788
Names that are back
on everyone's lips.
591
00:36:19,017 --> 00:36:22,697
The police are clueless
while the amused public wonders...
592
00:36:22,927 --> 00:36:24,674
...who's going to be their next target?
593
00:36:24,827 --> 00:36:25,548
Mom!
594
00:36:25,759 --> 00:36:29,943
Oh my baby, I'm so sorry!
Are you hurt my Pappu.
595
00:36:31,780 --> 00:36:33,201
Who's here at this hour?
596
00:36:33,744 --> 00:36:34,725
Rinku?
597
00:36:39,504 --> 00:36:43,146
The gravy is delicious Mrs. Babli.
598
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:46,791
Lemme get to the point.
599
00:36:47,075 --> 00:36:49,475
I don't do stuff myself.
600
00:36:49,913 --> 00:36:51,745
I like getting it done.
601
00:36:52,830 --> 00:36:56,708
Bunty-Babli 2.0 are making
my ulcers bleed.
602
00:36:57,085 --> 00:37:02,762
There's a lot of pressure
to make an arrest.
603
00:37:03,578 --> 00:37:07,890
Be it those guys... or you two.
604
00:37:09,342 --> 00:37:11,269
Like Dashrath Sir once said...
605
00:37:11,545 --> 00:37:15,382
"The world is made of two
kinds of people,
606
00:37:15,714 --> 00:37:20,938
one - those who never break
the law and never go to prison.
607
00:37:21,468 --> 00:37:28,333
And two - those who don't break
the law, and yet end up in prison!"
608
00:37:29,372 --> 00:37:33,534
And if you two don't want
to be the second kind...
609
00:37:33,863 --> 00:37:37,065
...you must help us nab these two.
610
00:37:38,035 --> 00:37:41,605
After all, you two are veterans
of this game.
611
00:37:44,107 --> 00:37:47,424
Sir, we've simple domestic life
for ourselves... We have a child.
612
00:37:47,672 --> 00:37:49,676
How can you expect us
to leave everything...
613
00:37:49,893 --> 00:37:51,914
...and starting playing police
for you?
614
00:37:53,292 --> 00:37:54,778
You misunderstood...
615
00:37:55,180 --> 00:37:58,069
This isn't a request. It's an order.
616
00:37:59,626 --> 00:38:01,367
Pappu, my child!
617
00:38:03,753 --> 00:38:04,822
Easy does it son.
618
00:38:05,532 --> 00:38:10,082
You gotta work on that
soft landing eh, big guy?
619
00:38:10,860 --> 00:38:12,416
Don't jinx my little boy!
620
00:38:13,162 --> 00:38:18,813
Till you finish the job,
I can look after Mr. Pappu here.
621
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:22,031
I'll see you at the police station
tomorrow.
622
00:38:22,370 --> 00:38:25,652
I hope I don't have to come back
here again.
623
00:38:48,087 --> 00:38:50,261
How'd we get caught up
in Jatayu's mess?
624
00:38:50,568 --> 00:38:53,795
It's not child's play,
catching these two.
625
00:38:54,460 --> 00:38:56,631
We've been out of the game
for years.
626
00:38:57,003 --> 00:38:59,848
The tricks of the trade, the technology,
everything has changed in that time.
627
00:39:02,016 --> 00:39:02,873
What's on your mind?
628
00:39:03,648 --> 00:39:08,493
We worked hard to build
a brand like "Bunty & Babli"...
629
00:39:09,152 --> 00:39:12,623
...and now a couple of clowns
are destroying it.
630
00:39:12,889 --> 00:39:14,812
And all I do is cook
well done eggs...
631
00:39:15,034 --> 00:39:17,778
...and get pushed around
like petty thieves by night.
632
00:39:19,924 --> 00:39:22,244
Boils my blood too, to be honest.
633
00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:25,203
It feels like someone's pissing
all over our precious work of art...
634
00:39:25,404 --> 00:39:26,926
...and we can't do a thing about it!
635
00:39:27,078 --> 00:39:29,930
We should've got a copyright
on our brand.
636
00:39:31,870 --> 00:39:33,575
Listen up Rakesh.
637
00:39:34,106 --> 00:39:36,130
You need to take a leave from work.
638
00:39:36,399 --> 00:39:38,622
We are the real Bunty-Babli...
not them!
639
00:39:39,284 --> 00:39:43,030
How dare they use our brand...
this is war.
640
00:39:43,397 --> 00:39:47,912
I won't rest till we nab them
and slap them silly.
641
00:39:48,232 --> 00:39:49,927
Attagirl my desi girl!
642
00:39:50,703 --> 00:39:53,991
Cue the slo-mo...
here we go again.
643
00:40:02,675 --> 00:40:03,944
Ladies and gentlemen
644
00:40:05,276 --> 00:40:06,153
Finally
645
00:40:06,748 --> 00:40:10,129
Your favourite DUO is back!
646
00:40:10,906 --> 00:40:14,259
Times have changed
so has the regime
647
00:40:14,629 --> 00:40:17,790
Even money isn't worth,
what it seems
648
00:40:18,443 --> 00:40:21,806
Look who's back...
after all these years...
649
00:40:22,216 --> 00:40:25,216
Thick as thieves,
they gonna reappear
650
00:40:25,458 --> 00:40:26,664
The moon might pale,
651
00:40:26,895 --> 00:40:28,637
The sun could lose it's fire
652
00:40:28,798 --> 00:40:32,139
But they ain't gonna never retire...
653
00:40:33,194 --> 00:40:34,879
Bunty and Babli
654
00:40:36,938 --> 00:40:38,502
Bunty and Babli
655
00:40:40,688 --> 00:40:42,223
Bunty and Babli
656
00:40:42,408 --> 00:40:43,913
Bunty and Babli
657
00:40:44,427 --> 00:40:46,198
Hallelujah... they still go it...
658
00:40:46,360 --> 00:40:48,056
Here we go... they're back at it!
659
00:40:48,229 --> 00:40:50,831
Oho... Oho
660
00:40:51,881 --> 00:40:53,403
Bunty and Babli
661
00:40:53,599 --> 00:40:55,341
Bunty and Babli
662
00:40:55,606 --> 00:40:57,429
They still own this town...
663
00:40:57,597 --> 00:40:59,397
They could take anybody down...
664
00:40:59,542 --> 00:41:04,049
Oho... Oho... Oho
665
00:41:07,988 --> 00:41:08,938
It's useless.
666
00:41:09,144 --> 00:41:10,791
There's CCTV everywhere.
667
00:41:11,050 --> 00:41:14,483
If these two are any good, they won't
reveal their real faces to anyone.
668
00:41:15,885 --> 00:41:18,669
Looks like there's a new circus
in town...
669
00:41:18,861 --> 00:41:20,863
What's this, a midlife crisis
or something?
670
00:41:21,056 --> 00:41:24,379
Gupta, how many birds
can you kill with one stone?
671
00:41:24,890 --> 00:41:26,358
2... at the most.
672
00:41:26,876 --> 00:41:29,459
I'm gonna kill 4!
673
00:41:29,977 --> 00:41:33,284
According to records, Bunty & Babli
have never been arrested...
674
00:41:33,648 --> 00:41:36,970
...but they will now,
along with the two new ones.
675
00:41:37,965 --> 00:41:41,786
Two old and two new...
How many birds is that Gupta?
676
00:41:42,248 --> 00:41:43,197
4... sir!
677
00:41:44,717 --> 00:41:47,380
And who then becomes
the Commissioner of Police?
678
00:41:47,824 --> 00:41:48,935
You sir.
679
00:41:52,075 --> 00:41:55,199
What a masterstroke!
680
00:41:55,501 --> 00:41:57,442
Bunty babli strike again!
681
00:41:57,705 --> 00:42:00,370
After Ganga con
they have done grain con.
682
00:42:00,639 --> 00:42:04,262
They have cleaned off thousand tonnes
of grain from government godown.
683
00:42:04,559 --> 00:42:07,335
A 1000 tons of food grains
worth millions...
684
00:42:07,607 --> 00:42:10,665
...with the help of the greedy
depot manager!
685
00:42:11,049 --> 00:42:13,943
That's exactly what we wanted
to know, thank you.
686
00:42:16,699 --> 00:42:17,569
Sir.
687
00:42:17,981 --> 00:42:20,238
Sir, we have the information.
688
00:42:20,537 --> 00:42:25,671
A transport company just leased
out 10 trucks to a fake name.
689
00:42:25,963 --> 00:42:26,906
They're headed to Kanpur.
690
00:42:27,118 --> 00:42:29,376
Kanpur has the largest
food grain market!
691
00:42:29,635 --> 00:42:31,707
That's where they'll go
to sell the grains.
692
00:42:32,151 --> 00:42:32,725
Correct.
693
00:42:32,915 --> 00:42:38,420
And since the stuff is stolen they will
have to deal in cash... buttloads of it!
694
00:42:38,691 --> 00:42:43,560
We just need to find a trader
in Kanpur who can buy...
695
00:42:43,740 --> 00:42:45,752
...and sell such a large
quantity of food grains!
696
00:42:45,970 --> 00:42:49,114
Very well, you best leave for Nagpur.
697
00:42:49,401 --> 00:42:50,739
Kanpur, sir.
698
00:42:50,925 --> 00:42:51,932
Ya, ya Kanpur.
699
00:42:52,350 --> 00:42:53,265
- Gupta?
- Yes sir.
700
00:42:53,441 --> 00:42:54,853
Accompany them.
701
00:42:55,468 --> 00:42:57,396
Pandey, let's go.
702
00:43:02,725 --> 00:43:07,491
It didn't take us long to find
that big trader in Kanpur.
703
00:43:07,841 --> 00:43:09,250
He was Thehrey Singh.
704
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,849
Thehrey Singh?
705
00:43:19,227 --> 00:43:21,182
We want to sell some food grain...
706
00:43:23,347 --> 00:43:24,473
...stolen.
707
00:43:25,349 --> 00:43:28,154
My sources tell me,
you can get us buyers?
708
00:43:29,838 --> 00:43:30,697
How much?
709
00:43:32,685 --> 00:43:34,016
A thousand tonnes.
710
00:43:34,271 --> 00:43:35,258
Babli?
711
00:43:37,034 --> 00:43:37,740
Bunty?
712
00:43:38,509 --> 00:43:42,125
Do I look like Babli must be my name?
713
00:43:42,347 --> 00:43:44,457
You don't look like a Bunty either...
714
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:48,943
...but weren't you gonna call
and tell me where to meet?
715
00:43:49,147 --> 00:43:51,884
To hell with the phone,
how on earth can you think I'm -
716
00:43:52,037 --> 00:43:52,976
Rakesh!
717
00:43:54,523 --> 00:43:55,904
They called him!
718
00:43:56,172 --> 00:43:59,126
They were to tell him where to meet...
719
00:43:59,398 --> 00:44:02,798
"They?" So you're not Bunty-Babli?
720
00:44:03,107 --> 00:44:06,928
No! We're their worst nightmares!
721
00:44:07,387 --> 00:44:08,063
Get it?
722
00:44:08,276 --> 00:44:12,288
And now you'll do exactly
what we tell you to do.
723
00:44:12,760 --> 00:44:13,678
And why would that be?
724
00:44:13,908 --> 00:44:15,275
Inspector Gupta?
725
00:44:20,677 --> 00:44:22,659
I must admit... this is a lot of fun.
726
00:44:23,996 --> 00:44:26,809
We still got that chemistry, don't we?
727
00:44:30,225 --> 00:44:32,805
Let's go. Time for action!
728
00:44:36,432 --> 00:44:37,792
Oh okay.
729
00:44:40,834 --> 00:44:41,679
Tomorrow morning.
730
00:44:43,506 --> 00:44:46,407
At the Holi fair on Chamanganj Sqare.
731
00:44:46,605 --> 00:44:48,197
The colours rain
732
00:44:53,038 --> 00:44:56,406
The colours rain
on the veiled maiden...
733
00:44:59,634 --> 00:45:03,027
The colours rain
on the veiled maiden...
734
00:45:05,991 --> 00:45:09,792
The colours rain
on the veiled maiden...
735
00:45:13,947 --> 00:45:15,329
The colours rain
736
00:45:19,198 --> 00:45:22,403
The maiden serves him
on a golden platter
737
00:45:26,802 --> 00:45:27,928
Thehrey Singh?
738
00:45:28,795 --> 00:45:31,959
The maiden serves him
on a golden platter
739
00:45:33,666 --> 00:45:34,871
Step aside.
740
00:45:36,874 --> 00:45:38,197
Catch them.
741
00:45:39,892 --> 00:45:41,858
Hey, why you grabbing us?
742
00:45:42,251 --> 00:45:44,094
We got 500 rupees to do this!
743
00:45:45,965 --> 00:45:47,433
The colours rain
744
00:45:52,769 --> 00:45:55,106
Stop hitting these guys...
it's not them!
745
00:46:00,218 --> 00:46:01,005
Rakesh!
746
00:46:01,844 --> 00:46:02,875
It's Holi.
747
00:46:06,668 --> 00:46:07,619
Hey... stop!
748
00:46:08,394 --> 00:46:09,137
Run.
749
00:46:11,802 --> 00:46:12,398
Run.
750
00:46:13,718 --> 00:46:14,478
Run.
751
00:46:14,743 --> 00:46:15,524
Vimmi!
752
00:46:50,689 --> 00:46:53,446
- Are you crazy?!
- Sorry, sorry.
753
00:46:54,295 --> 00:46:54,795
Hey!
754
00:47:02,046 --> 00:47:02,935
Ouch!
755
00:47:36,306 --> 00:47:39,489
I'll break your bones if I fall,
I'm telling you!
756
00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:46,639
Happy Holi!
757
00:48:07,096 --> 00:48:08,209
Help, help!
758
00:48:10,770 --> 00:48:11,578
Get lost.
759
00:48:13,252 --> 00:48:16,150
You scoundrel... give it to him!
760
00:48:16,362 --> 00:48:18,457
Ms. Wonder Woman!
Eye on the prize!
761
00:48:18,661 --> 00:48:19,703
Okay, okay.
762
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:53,540
I've got some colours
waiting in jail too.
763
00:48:59,316 --> 00:49:01,567
Look carefully... was it them?
764
00:49:05,943 --> 00:49:07,139
Don't know sir!
765
00:49:07,464 --> 00:49:10,784
The guy I spoke to had
colour all over their face.
766
00:49:11,062 --> 00:49:12,025
What colour was it?
767
00:49:12,232 --> 00:49:16,116
Sea green... Or was it Navy blue?
768
00:49:16,309 --> 00:49:19,960
One tight slap... and you'll sing
like a canary.
769
00:49:20,390 --> 00:49:21,601
Was it them or not?
770
00:49:26,009 --> 00:49:28,719
Sir... actually I had a bit to drink.
771
00:49:29,318 --> 00:49:31,385
I can't remember clearly.
772
00:49:34,370 --> 00:49:37,603
Get lost. Take him.
773
00:49:40,825 --> 00:49:42,292
Get lost.
774
00:49:44,925 --> 00:49:46,923
What were you doing there?
775
00:49:49,118 --> 00:49:50,468
We were just chilling.
776
00:49:50,752 --> 00:49:51,888
Why'd you run?
777
00:50:02,143 --> 00:50:02,935
What's this?
778
00:50:03,810 --> 00:50:04,883
Cannabis sir.
779
00:50:05,228 --> 00:50:06,078
Keep it.
780
00:50:06,784 --> 00:50:09,813
Right in front of us, two boys
were attacked by 7-8 guys...
781
00:50:10,036 --> 00:50:12,227
and then someone started
running towards us!
782
00:50:12,424 --> 00:50:14,202
We panicked, we thought
we did something wrong.
783
00:50:14,405 --> 00:50:15,604
We also started running.
784
00:50:15,854 --> 00:50:17,960
What would you have done
if you were in our place.
785
00:50:18,355 --> 00:50:19,233
Pardon?
786
00:50:20,634 --> 00:50:21,845
Say it in Hindi.
787
00:50:23,403 --> 00:50:25,831
Sir... 8-10 of you attacked two boys.
788
00:50:26,001 --> 00:50:27,563
And then some people
started running towards us...
789
00:50:27,754 --> 00:50:29,364
...we got scared and started
running as well.
790
00:50:29,550 --> 00:50:31,794
What would you have done
if were in our place?
791
00:50:32,250 --> 00:50:34,970
I'll do the questioning, not you.
792
00:50:36,724 --> 00:50:38,601
She's not questioning you sir.
793
00:50:38,849 --> 00:50:41,255
These boys you caught were drunk.
794
00:50:41,521 --> 00:50:43,492
But if she had to question you,
she would ask...
795
00:50:43,730 --> 00:50:47,776
...are you going to arrest us
and present us to the judge...
796
00:50:48,153 --> 00:50:51,590
...because there is no proof...
or charge!
797
00:50:51,743 --> 00:50:54,598
Or are you gonna let us go,
without any more harassment?
798
00:50:54,924 --> 00:50:59,645
Don't teach me about the law... just
because you read a post on Internet!
799
00:51:00,017 --> 00:51:03,271
I don't know about all the laws...
but we do know our rights.
800
00:51:03,464 --> 00:51:06,084
Right or wrong... what if
I just don't let you guys go?
801
00:51:06,313 --> 00:51:08,883
That's up to you.
802
00:51:11,447 --> 00:51:15,007
In exactly 20 minutes,
you'll read a tweet...
803
00:51:15,252 --> 00:51:19,728
...about how 2 engineering grads
were attacked by the police at a fair.
804
00:51:21,066 --> 00:51:23,855
And arrested on fake charges.
805
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:25,860
About how you detained a woman...
806
00:51:26,053 --> 00:51:28,219
...without the presence
of a single female cop!
807
00:51:28,550 --> 00:51:31,326
The Tweet will tag a number
of news channels,
808
00:51:31,684 --> 00:51:36,279
the Director General of Police
and the honourable Chief Minister!
809
00:51:38,983 --> 00:51:39,839
What's a tweet?
810
00:51:40,059 --> 00:51:41,261
Twitter sir.
811
00:51:41,674 --> 00:51:44,078
They're a like notorious
social media mailmen!
812
00:51:44,336 --> 00:51:46,329
It can make or break governments!
813
00:51:46,641 --> 00:51:49,251
Celebrities, politicians...
814
00:51:49,768 --> 00:51:51,787
...they're are all using it sir!
815
00:51:52,384 --> 00:51:53,666
Could I lose my job?
816
00:51:53,912 --> 00:51:56,037
You'd surely get demoted sir!
817
00:52:02,183 --> 00:52:03,219
Come.
818
00:52:06,192 --> 00:52:07,739
- Thank you sir.
- Thank you uncle.
819
00:52:07,972 --> 00:52:09,605
- Happy holi.
- Happy holi.
820
00:52:10,269 --> 00:52:11,259
Bye, Son.
821
00:52:15,103 --> 00:52:16,375
What're you doing?
822
00:52:16,942 --> 00:52:20,296
Checking on Pappu... Let's not
forget we still have a child.
823
00:52:46,922 --> 00:52:50,699
Street smart, they could sell you
the flag and all its stars
824
00:52:50,930 --> 00:52:54,462
They're a conning Queen and its Czar
825
00:52:54,674 --> 00:52:58,177
From Kanpur to Canada,
they've sold it all, for every price...
826
00:52:58,417 --> 00:53:02,031
Born hustlers, they got
Eskimos buyin all their ice.
827
00:53:19,554 --> 00:53:20,513
- Sir.
- Sir.
828
00:53:21,243 --> 00:53:23,257
How can you let them walk?
829
00:53:23,544 --> 00:53:25,260
This makes no sense!
830
00:53:25,637 --> 00:53:29,021
Bloody wanna-be Sherlocks...
831
00:53:30,175 --> 00:53:33,905
...just because you're working
for the police...
832
00:53:34,133 --> 00:53:37,487
...doesn't give you a license
to rain fire over the whole world.
833
00:53:37,778 --> 00:53:41,807
This isn't a game...
it's a responsibility...
834
00:53:42,081 --> 00:53:44,291
You can't just grab the person
you get hold off.
835
00:53:44,506 --> 00:53:47,447
Next time you better come to me
with solid proof...
836
00:53:49,299 --> 00:53:53,088
...or I'll ship you back
to your oblivious life!
837
00:54:01,731 --> 00:54:03,824
How dare this Jatayu
speak to us like that?!
838
00:54:04,085 --> 00:54:07,181
And why'd you have to go
all P. T. Usha on them?!
839
00:54:07,516 --> 00:54:10,118
You're angry at Jatayu...
don't take it out on me!
840
00:54:10,469 --> 00:54:13,697
Sure... I'll take the blame -
"It's all my fault".
841
00:54:14,378 --> 00:54:15,412
You happy?
842
00:54:28,135 --> 00:54:31,542
I'm sorry Rakesh!
843
00:54:32,547 --> 00:54:37,274
It's the hot-headed
Punjabi girl inside me...
844
00:54:37,463 --> 00:54:42,132
You know, when I caught him...
he was just 6 inches away from me.
845
00:54:43,013 --> 00:54:45,207
I saw Bunty in his eyes!
846
00:54:45,705 --> 00:54:48,100
I can spot a ticketless traveller
inside a crowded train...
847
00:54:48,276 --> 00:54:49,539
...just by look on their face!
848
00:54:49,794 --> 00:54:53,673
I may not know the technology,
but I know people all too well.
849
00:54:53,953 --> 00:54:56,992
I'm dead sure... these two
are the new Bunty and Babli.
850
00:54:57,357 --> 00:55:00,500
And If I'm right, they'll pull off
their next con pretty soon.
851
00:55:01,092 --> 00:55:04,594
Cool. Then we'll catch them
redhanded...
852
00:55:05,136 --> 00:55:09,642
...and prove it to everyone... that
we're still the original tricksters.
853
00:55:10,137 --> 00:55:13,326
They made a big mistake
showing us their faces.
854
00:55:14,421 --> 00:55:15,712
Set it down here.
855
00:55:15,948 --> 00:55:16,769
Make sure you count it.
856
00:55:16,951 --> 00:55:18,888
Don't you worry.
857
00:55:19,253 --> 00:55:20,883
She's counting it.
858
00:55:21,930 --> 00:55:23,726
We're almost done.
859
00:55:23,913 --> 00:55:24,449
Good.
860
00:55:24,698 --> 00:55:28,077
First you got the whole village
cleaned up...
861
00:55:28,400 --> 00:55:30,450
...and now you've brought us
all this food.
862
00:55:30,748 --> 00:55:33,084
Are you from a political party?
863
00:55:34,299 --> 00:55:39,713
We voted for that Mrs. Lovely
thinking we'll see some progress...
864
00:55:39,954 --> 00:55:43,082
...but the only time we see her
all year is when she comes down...
865
00:55:43,327 --> 00:55:46,263
...to collect donations for her
own birthday party!
866
00:55:46,702 --> 00:55:50,588
Thanks a ton my children.
Thank you.
867
00:55:50,952 --> 00:55:51,588
Come!
868
00:55:51,834 --> 00:55:53,792
Mate, this is for you.
869
00:55:56,393 --> 00:55:59,490
But you guys didn't make anything
on this gig.
870
00:55:59,967 --> 00:56:00,958
We did!
871
00:56:01,891 --> 00:56:03,514
In goodwill... and In Karma...
872
00:56:03,897 --> 00:56:05,696
These bags of karma
keep us out of jail...
873
00:56:05,896 --> 00:56:08,574
...if we're out, we can make
all the money we want.
874
00:56:10,830 --> 00:56:13,236
I want in on this karma too!
875
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,158
Love you guys!
876
00:56:15,407 --> 00:56:16,167
Love you.
877
00:56:16,596 --> 00:56:17,512
Love you.
878
00:56:19,019 --> 00:56:20,226
So cute!
879
00:56:24,074 --> 00:56:25,529
That was a close shave this time.
880
00:56:25,822 --> 00:56:27,921
And they know our faces now.
881
00:56:28,328 --> 00:56:30,641
I think we should lie low
for sometime.
882
00:56:30,860 --> 00:56:33,468
Darling, if we lie low now...
they'll know we're definitely guilty.
883
00:56:33,714 --> 00:56:38,768
We need to pull off another con soon...
so we can fund your startup too!
884
00:56:39,385 --> 00:56:41,841
Do you think the Income Tax
department knows...
885
00:56:42,052 --> 00:56:44,404
...about Mrs. Lovely's birthday
donation drive?
886
00:56:44,935 --> 00:56:47,084
Someone needs to tell them!
887
00:56:47,632 --> 00:56:48,357
Okay.
888
00:56:48,737 --> 00:56:50,823
INCOME TAX OFFICE
889
00:56:51,913 --> 00:56:53,415
Mr. Nand Kishore -
Income Tax Officer
890
00:56:55,969 --> 00:56:56,624
Hello.
891
00:56:56,834 --> 00:57:02,462
Am I speaking to the distinguished
Income Tax officer - Mr. Nand Kishore?
892
00:57:02,677 --> 00:57:04,802
You have the right number, go on.
893
00:57:05,264 --> 00:57:09,020
I wanted to give you a tip...
is this line secure?
894
00:57:09,279 --> 00:57:11,662
Safer than a lamb in the jungle!
895
00:57:12,024 --> 00:57:16,606
Sir... Mrs. Lovely... has amassed
donations for her birthday...
896
00:57:16,876 --> 00:57:18,463
...and that too in cash!
897
00:57:18,891 --> 00:57:23,330
I was beaten black and blue
just because I refused to donate.
898
00:57:23,681 --> 00:57:25,969
I've heard you're a messiah
to the poor.
899
00:57:26,502 --> 00:57:29,569
Promise me you'll get her!
900
00:57:29,981 --> 00:57:33,451
Stop crying. I'll see what I can do!
901
00:57:38,351 --> 00:57:43,571
19...18 oh you are doing well...
keep breathing...keep breathing.
902
00:57:44,525 --> 00:57:46,026
Don't speak so much.
903
00:57:46,828 --> 00:57:48,860
Very good, you keep going.
904
00:57:56,558 --> 00:57:58,837
No, no... this way!
905
00:57:59,028 --> 00:58:03,085
With your back arched, or
the lower back takes all the strain...
906
00:58:03,356 --> 00:58:05,949
and then you will just suffer
from back pain.
907
00:58:06,324 --> 00:58:07,528
Correct...correct.
908
00:58:07,942 --> 00:58:09,210
Arch it. Ya?
909
00:58:09,992 --> 00:58:11,914
- Feels better now?
- Yes.
910
00:58:13,342 --> 00:58:14,693
Very better.
911
00:58:20,620 --> 00:58:21,767
You are so funny.
912
00:58:21,960 --> 00:58:23,290
You are also ROFL.
913
00:58:23,684 --> 00:58:24,960
You are also LOL.
914
00:58:31,386 --> 00:58:35,386
Mrs. Lovely will learn what
a Nand Kishore raid feels like!
915
00:58:35,737 --> 00:58:37,058
Where are they going?
916
00:58:37,324 --> 00:58:40,144
They're going raid Mrs. Lovely.
It's gonna be huge.
917
00:58:40,327 --> 00:58:40,893
When?
918
00:58:41,114 --> 00:58:42,361
Tomorrow morning.
919
00:58:48,882 --> 00:58:49,764
What is this?
920
00:58:50,089 --> 00:58:52,740
You let them off the hook,
but we didn't.
921
00:58:53,178 --> 00:58:57,513
That girl has just honey trapped Nand
Kishore - a senior Income Tax officer.
922
00:58:57,976 --> 00:59:01,374
Rakesh has learnt that
Nand Kishore is planning...
923
00:59:01,751 --> 00:59:03,785
...a big raid at Mrs. Lovely's house.
924
00:59:04,178 --> 00:59:09,272
And if she's hovering around him...
then so should we.
925
00:59:18,301 --> 00:59:20,123
Hang on!
926
00:59:21,406 --> 00:59:22,570
Where to?
927
00:59:23,121 --> 00:59:26,791
Your help with the investigation
ends here.
928
00:59:27,419 --> 00:59:30,750
Law enforcement aka
Yours truly... will take it from here.
929
00:59:30,947 --> 00:59:32,923
But we gave you this lead?!
930
00:59:33,164 --> 00:59:35,005
You need us sir.
931
00:59:35,246 --> 00:59:37,937
We know how this Bunty-Babli's
twisted minds work.
932
00:59:38,127 --> 00:59:39,845
I know you do.
933
00:59:40,264 --> 00:59:44,248
Look now that you're both
all decked up.
934
00:59:44,660 --> 00:59:47,647
Why don't you grace this
police station and stay here?
935
00:59:47,851 --> 00:59:49,921
They could do with some entertainment.
936
00:59:50,308 --> 00:59:53,473
While I raid Mrs. Lovely!
937
01:00:19,613 --> 01:00:21,473
Are you in the mood
for some Ice cream?
938
01:00:22,230 --> 01:00:25,204
Only if it's in a waffle cone...
with sprinkles on top.
939
01:00:35,856 --> 01:00:37,131
Mrs. Lovely's
940
01:00:39,835 --> 01:00:43,010
Hurry up...
Seal the place!
941
01:00:43,227 --> 01:00:44,793
Cut the phone lines.
Check every thing.
942
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:47,803
You guys go upstairs.
Check out those rooms!
943
01:00:48,000 --> 01:00:49,837
Nobody leaves the house!
944
01:00:51,030 --> 01:00:52,891
Where the hell are you guys going?
945
01:00:53,094 --> 01:00:55,827
Stand back, this is a government
operation.
946
01:00:56,051 --> 01:00:57,057
Quick guys!
947
01:00:57,779 --> 01:00:58,315
Hey!
948
01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:00,590
What's this ruckus
early in the morning?
949
01:01:01,124 --> 01:01:03,183
Dhannu, who let these guys in?
950
01:01:03,425 --> 01:01:03,888
They.. Um-
951
01:01:04,070 --> 01:01:05,933
Who are you doofus?
Wait till I get there!
952
01:01:06,756 --> 01:01:08,949
Who the hell are you?!
953
01:01:09,219 --> 01:01:11,351
You census registrars think you
can just walk into anybody's house?
954
01:01:11,520 --> 01:01:12,322
Leave now!
955
01:01:12,525 --> 01:01:15,327
We're not here for the census...
we're here for your black money!
956
01:01:15,898 --> 01:01:16,775
Warrant.
957
01:01:17,503 --> 01:01:19,027
Here's the search warrant!
958
01:01:19,239 --> 01:01:20,126
Get it.
959
01:01:22,182 --> 01:01:22,816
Ma'am.
960
01:01:22,974 --> 01:01:25,678
I'm a politician idiot...
you think I can read! Chop-chop.
961
01:01:26,042 --> 01:01:30,140
It's a government directive. They're
here for the Birthday donations.
962
01:01:32,496 --> 01:01:33,104
INCOME TAX
963
01:01:39,970 --> 01:01:43,015
There goes my birthday party!
964
01:01:43,799 --> 01:01:46,617
Dhannu... I can't breathe Dhannu!
965
01:01:47,021 --> 01:01:48,209
Ma'am...get some air.
966
01:01:53,383 --> 01:01:56,801
Open up! We have a search
warrant for this place!
967
01:01:58,400 --> 01:02:00,981
Who in the lord's name
are Bunty and Babli?!
968
01:02:01,184 --> 01:02:02,159
Bunty Babli?
969
01:02:02,321 --> 01:02:07,701
Yup, The ones who're going to loot
this birthday... I mean public fund.
970
01:02:07,996 --> 01:02:09,159
Hello Pattaya!
971
01:02:09,331 --> 01:02:12,341
It's Jatayu!
972
01:02:12,716 --> 01:02:13,573
Ya, whatever...
973
01:02:13,848 --> 01:02:16,937
A top secret Income Tax raid
is in progress... How can you...?
974
01:02:17,095 --> 01:02:18,785
Hello Mr. Fund Kishore.
975
01:02:18,961 --> 01:02:19,828
It's Nand Kishore.
976
01:02:20,035 --> 01:02:21,207
Whatever...
977
01:02:24,499 --> 01:02:25,518
Are these your guys?
978
01:02:25,695 --> 01:02:26,877
Of course, they are.
979
01:02:27,149 --> 01:02:29,119
Bunty and Babli could've
infiltrated your ranks.
980
01:02:29,603 --> 01:02:31,000
- Gupta...
- Yes sir.
981
01:02:31,209 --> 01:02:32,238
Search all of them.
982
01:02:32,755 --> 01:02:33,968
What the hell?!
983
01:02:37,223 --> 01:02:37,892
Hey!!
984
01:02:39,786 --> 01:02:41,971
They messed with me...
they deserve it!
985
01:02:46,453 --> 01:02:49,892
Why's it so sticky Mr. Officer?
Emptied the whole glue bottle?!
986
01:02:50,158 --> 01:02:52,848
Sir, there's a huge mob
of protestors outside...
987
01:02:53,020 --> 01:02:53,828
What are our orders?
988
01:02:54,025 --> 01:02:56,327
Boss, there's a mob
of 300 plus outside...
989
01:02:56,524 --> 01:02:58,222
...chanting "Down with the Police"!
990
01:02:58,454 --> 01:03:01,617
Finally! Our loyalists
won't spare you guys!
991
01:03:01,878 --> 01:03:03,977
You've ruined our super-secret raid!
992
01:03:04,188 --> 01:03:05,991
Hand me the walkie...
993
01:03:07,826 --> 01:03:08,847
Code red... Code red.
994
01:03:13,064 --> 01:03:13,949
Code red... Code red.
995
01:03:14,189 --> 01:03:16,031
Roger that! We're on our way.
996
01:03:16,288 --> 01:03:17,410
- Quick.
- Yes sir.
997
01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:18,844
Let's go.
998
01:03:20,713 --> 01:03:23,936
We were expecting Bunty-Babli...
not the bloody QRT!
999
01:03:24,237 --> 01:03:25,173
QRT?
1000
01:03:25,390 --> 01:03:26,621
Quick Response Team.
1001
01:03:30,346 --> 01:03:32,218
Sir look at their guns.
1002
01:03:32,419 --> 01:03:34,690
No!! My birthday kitty!
1003
01:03:34,931 --> 01:03:35,744
Ma'am!
1004
01:03:40,645 --> 01:03:43,754
Expect your suspension orders
by the end of the day.
1005
01:03:43,965 --> 01:03:46,288
Piss off Fund Kishor
before I bite that finger off.
1006
01:03:48,454 --> 01:03:51,252
4 birds with a stone, huh?
1007
01:03:51,464 --> 01:03:53,574
More like none in hand,
none in bush!
1008
01:04:01,795 --> 01:04:02,922
Careful there...
1009
01:04:03,721 --> 01:04:05,288
Overtake him.
1010
01:04:06,515 --> 01:04:07,236
Hey...
1011
01:04:07,545 --> 01:04:09,152
Think you own the road bugger?!
1012
01:04:12,573 --> 01:04:15,101
Sir you won't believe
the raid I've pulled off.
1013
01:04:15,579 --> 01:04:18,288
Mrs. Lovely's gonna bleed
tears tonight!
1014
01:04:19,668 --> 01:04:20,682
Just a minute sir!
1015
01:04:22,303 --> 01:04:24,195
Step on the gas buddy!
1016
01:04:24,486 --> 01:04:25,927
Hey, stop the car!
1017
01:04:26,219 --> 01:04:26,854
Stop it.
1018
01:04:28,080 --> 01:04:29,863
Where's the cash?
1019
01:04:30,114 --> 01:04:34,102
Half in this car and the other half
in the QRT truck.
1020
01:04:37,214 --> 01:04:38,523
But where's the damn truck?
1021
01:04:38,711 --> 01:04:40,343
It was right behind all this while.
1022
01:04:40,568 --> 01:04:41,738
So where is it now?!
1023
01:04:50,242 --> 01:04:51,662
Sorry sir.
1024
01:04:52,962 --> 01:04:56,195
We got ambushed by a wedding party,
and someone punctured our tyres.
1025
01:04:56,514 --> 01:04:58,114
Somehow we wrangled this ride.
1026
01:04:58,544 --> 01:05:00,823
Some jackass even stole
my walkie talkie!
1027
01:05:01,604 --> 01:05:02,948
Keep your posture right.
1028
01:05:03,532 --> 01:05:06,420
28... 27.
1029
01:05:06,669 --> 01:05:07,686
Keep looking down.
1030
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:09,484
26.
1031
01:05:10,311 --> 01:05:11,809
25.
1032
01:05:13,222 --> 01:05:17,109
A unit of the QRT
should be on stand by...
1033
01:05:17,301 --> 01:05:19,192
This village is full
of her loyalists...
1034
01:05:19,427 --> 01:05:21,461
...who will jump in to save her.
1035
01:05:21,692 --> 01:05:23,283
I want 2 walkie-talkies handy.
1036
01:05:23,466 --> 01:05:25,530
Set to a frequency of 2.483 Ghz.
1037
01:05:25,718 --> 01:05:28,895
One with the QRT commander
and the other with me.
1038
01:05:29,108 --> 01:05:30,374
Code red... Code red.
1039
01:05:30,940 --> 01:05:31,827
Code red... Code red.
1040
01:05:32,003 --> 01:05:33,146
Roger that! We're on our way.
1041
01:05:33,304 --> 01:05:33,925
Quick.
1042
01:05:36,762 --> 01:05:37,720
- Cadets!
- Yes Sir!
1043
01:05:38,130 --> 01:05:40,249
Stop staring at the party!
Clear the damn road!
1044
01:05:44,565 --> 01:05:46,338
Please make way...
1045
01:05:47,580 --> 01:05:49,028
Someone stop them!
1046
01:05:51,527 --> 01:05:52,917
Who took my walkie?
1047
01:05:53,360 --> 01:05:55,801
And who the hell punctured the tyre?
1048
01:05:57,032 --> 01:05:58,689
They've got no match,
1049
01:05:58,910 --> 01:06:00,272
they're in the zone
1050
01:06:00,461 --> 01:06:02,186
Across the world,
oh it's well known...
1051
01:06:02,382 --> 01:06:04,039
Bunty & Babli
1052
01:06:04,464 --> 01:06:05,489
Twice the swag,
1053
01:06:05,642 --> 01:06:07,880
and double the cross
1054
01:06:08,273 --> 01:06:09,614
They've got the sauce
1055
01:06:09,854 --> 01:06:11,505
Bunty & Babli!
1056
01:06:16,405 --> 01:06:19,082
Hey... you think you own the road?!
1057
01:06:19,294 --> 01:06:22,642
Of course not darling, it's all yours!
Love you!
1058
01:06:33,703 --> 01:06:34,361
Shit!
1059
01:06:34,796 --> 01:06:35,387
INCOME TAX
1060
01:06:39,718 --> 01:06:41,077
Bunty-Babli!
1061
01:06:42,677 --> 01:06:44,115
What's the final figure?
1062
01:06:44,552 --> 01:06:45,963
2 Billion Rupees!
1063
01:06:48,294 --> 01:06:50,573
Rascals didn't even leave us
loose change!
1064
01:06:51,028 --> 01:06:52,837
Looks like I'm the one
who's gonna bleed tears!
1065
01:06:53,312 --> 01:06:54,905
They've got no match,
1066
01:06:55,162 --> 01:06:56,516
they're in the zone
1067
01:06:56,719 --> 01:06:58,413
Across the world,
oh it's well known...
1068
01:06:58,618 --> 01:07:00,231
Bunty & Babli
1069
01:07:00,712 --> 01:07:01,790
Twice the swag,
1070
01:07:01,950 --> 01:07:04,052
and double the cross
1071
01:07:04,546 --> 01:07:05,931
They've got the sauce
1072
01:07:06,143 --> 01:07:07,917
Bunty & Babli
1073
01:07:14,362 --> 01:07:17,608
- Dude it's past the expiry date.
- Sorry sir.
1074
01:07:17,879 --> 01:07:19,727
I've never been humiliated
like this before.
1075
01:07:20,017 --> 01:07:22,603
Maybe I should just resign
before they suspend me...
1076
01:07:22,788 --> 01:07:25,146
...and go back to herding goats.
1077
01:07:25,421 --> 01:07:26,394
Private Number
1078
01:07:29,987 --> 01:07:30,652
Hello!
1079
01:07:30,880 --> 01:07:31,600
Hello sir!
1080
01:07:31,865 --> 01:07:32,567
Who's this?
1081
01:07:33,036 --> 01:07:36,385
The ones you're hunting
for everywhere.
1082
01:07:38,508 --> 01:07:40,483
Bunty and Babli!
1083
01:07:42,144 --> 01:07:43,672
We just called to apologize sir.
1084
01:07:44,040 --> 01:07:46,705
All we wanted was to take
advantage of the mob.
1085
01:07:47,045 --> 01:07:49,214
So we could flick all the cash as QRT!
1086
01:07:49,598 --> 01:07:52,572
We had no idea, you were
gonna join the party.
1087
01:07:52,912 --> 01:07:54,431
But don't worry, Sir.
1088
01:07:54,801 --> 01:07:57,273
Nand Kishore has taken full
responsibility for the entire fiasco.
1089
01:07:57,607 --> 01:07:59,350
I don't care for your apology.
1090
01:07:59,636 --> 01:08:01,715
Take my advice... turn yourselves in.
1091
01:08:01,986 --> 01:08:05,912
Or I'm gonna put you away
for so long...
1092
01:08:06,164 --> 01:08:08,036
...that both of you will be
the last of your name!
1093
01:08:08,337 --> 01:08:11,300
Do you know why we chose
the names Bunty & Babli?
1094
01:08:11,671 --> 01:08:14,894
Because they're the only famous con
artists, who've never been caught.
1095
01:08:17,352 --> 01:08:20,301
And neither will we be.
So forget about it sir...
1096
01:08:20,691 --> 01:08:22,819
...and sleep tight.
1097
01:08:36,240 --> 01:08:39,861
Mr. Bunty... Mrs. Babli...
1098
01:08:41,943 --> 01:08:44,898
These two amateurs
just schooled you two!
1099
01:08:45,402 --> 01:08:48,321
And they almost got me rusticated!
1100
01:08:48,568 --> 01:08:50,083
Maybe, if you had taken us along...
1101
01:08:50,309 --> 01:08:52,407
Like that would've made a difference!
1102
01:08:54,214 --> 01:08:59,245
I was wrong to think you guys
are cut out for this.
1103
01:09:00,683 --> 01:09:05,712
Gift wrap your little Pappu and go
back to your shitty small town life.
1104
01:09:06,204 --> 01:09:10,824
You gentleman, go back
to checking tickets.
1105
01:09:11,331 --> 01:09:14,804
And you ladies, go back to do
whatever you were doing.
1106
01:09:15,587 --> 01:09:19,066
You guys are way past your prime...
1107
01:09:20,067 --> 01:09:24,485
...you're like an Aspirin that gives
a headache... instead of curing one!
1108
01:09:27,217 --> 01:09:28,718
- Let's go.
- Ok.
1109
01:09:30,242 --> 01:09:36,800
Sir, I know you're still 0 for 4,
but that was too harsh?
1110
01:09:37,042 --> 01:09:38,975
I mean, what did they do wrong?
1111
01:09:39,270 --> 01:09:41,586
They were only leading
their family lives in-
1112
01:09:41,795 --> 01:09:43,378
Gupta...
1113
01:09:44,566 --> 01:09:51,013
An old horse has to be flogged now and
then if you want it to win the race.
1114
01:09:52,374 --> 01:09:54,155
They're Bunty-Babli for god's sake!
1115
01:09:54,395 --> 01:09:57,788
No one can even dream of the scams
they've pulled off in their heydays.
1116
01:09:58,193 --> 01:10:00,032
Once they put their minds to it...
1117
01:10:00,226 --> 01:10:03,487
...they can take on anybody,
let alone these two upstarts.
1118
01:10:04,486 --> 01:10:07,783
Till now they were doing
this out of compulsion...
1119
01:10:08,132 --> 01:10:12,007
...now I've made it personal for them.
1120
01:10:13,483 --> 01:10:17,350
As far as the score goes...
I still get my 4 birds.
1121
01:10:17,615 --> 01:10:20,019
You have my best wishes, sir.
1122
01:10:30,590 --> 01:10:34,770
We couldn't salvage an inch of
respect... let alone saving our brand.
1123
01:10:36,051 --> 01:10:37,970
Enough is enough Rakesh...
1124
01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:43,257
Like they say in English...
we need to "Up our game"!
1125
01:10:44,671 --> 01:10:49,597
Vimmi, the world is made up
of two kinds of people...
1126
01:10:49,875 --> 01:10:53,190
One - the ones who are mere spectators,
happy to just clap & cheer...
1127
01:10:53,396 --> 01:10:58,447
And two... those who not only play...
but also change the rules of the game!
1128
01:10:58,828 --> 01:11:04,222
We need to stop being the 1st kind...
and become the 2nd kind.
1129
01:11:04,745 --> 01:11:06,863
We need to change the game...
1130
01:11:07,215 --> 01:11:10,077
...and turn these two into spectators!
1131
01:11:10,510 --> 01:11:13,940
Make them dance to our tunes.
1132
01:11:14,512 --> 01:11:17,763
The original Bunty and Babli
is coming back!
1133
01:11:18,934 --> 01:11:19,821
Cheers.
1134
01:11:40,094 --> 01:11:43,050
Have you ever seen this much money?
1135
01:11:43,426 --> 01:11:45,340
Not even in my dreams!
1136
01:11:46,923 --> 01:11:49,874
Man, it's making my head spin...
1137
01:11:53,549 --> 01:11:58,719
Rakesh, they've only ever stolen
from thieves?
1138
01:11:59,220 --> 01:12:01,249
Their conscience must be clean.
1139
01:12:01,427 --> 01:12:03,959
True, but I'm sure they're having
a hard time believing...
1140
01:12:04,115 --> 01:12:05,470
...all that money is theirs...
1141
01:12:07,440 --> 01:12:10,986
And when you lose belief, it starts
playing games with your mind!
1142
01:12:11,358 --> 01:12:12,392
It's over!
1143
01:12:12,684 --> 01:12:14,315
It's time to bid farewell
to Bunty and Babli.
1144
01:12:14,528 --> 01:12:16,165
We need a clean slate!
1145
01:12:16,672 --> 01:12:17,628
What do you mean?
1146
01:12:17,881 --> 01:12:21,570
We can fund my startup
with this money...
1147
01:12:21,812 --> 01:12:24,751
...and still have enough for money
for generations to come!
1148
01:12:25,219 --> 01:12:28,631
I read somewhere... there is always
a right time to exit a con!
1149
01:12:29,108 --> 01:12:31,004
This is our 'right time'...
1150
01:12:31,594 --> 01:12:32,970
It's a neat idea...
1151
01:12:33,703 --> 01:12:35,337
...but there's a problem.
1152
01:12:35,719 --> 01:12:42,677
We need a plan that makes them come
straight to us with their bags of cash!
1153
01:12:42,941 --> 01:12:45,561
Only then will Inspector Jatayu
will believe us.
1154
01:12:45,943 --> 01:12:51,350
If we had all that money... what would
be going on in our heads right now?
1155
01:12:51,540 --> 01:12:54,116
Cash payments above
200,000 are monitored...
1156
01:12:54,306 --> 01:12:56,271
...anonymous deposits
are virtually impossible.
1157
01:12:56,566 --> 01:13:00,576
And buying a car or property, etc.
could tip off the Income Tax guys.
1158
01:13:01,002 --> 01:13:02,414
Then let's put the money in this app?
1159
01:13:02,631 --> 01:13:04,051
But how we gonna fund it babe?
1160
01:13:04,216 --> 01:13:06,426
Hire people... pay salaries, etc?
1161
01:13:06,866 --> 01:13:09,309
Paying in cash is a huge risk.
1162
01:13:09,769 --> 01:13:18,796
They'll have to launder this money to
be able to use it from a bank account.
1163
01:13:18,997 --> 01:13:20,035
I got an idea!
1164
01:13:20,325 --> 01:13:22,216
An old school con...
1165
01:13:22,828 --> 01:13:26,595
They're good at playing
this sophisticated game...
1166
01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:30,120
if we have to catch them, we need
to bring them down to our level!
1167
01:13:30,982 --> 01:13:33,133
How are we going to launder
all of this money?
1168
01:13:33,524 --> 01:13:35,579
There's got to be a way.
1169
01:13:36,116 --> 01:13:38,645
Let's put this money away
for the time being...
1170
01:13:38,883 --> 01:13:41,075
...and take a nice, long holiday.
1171
01:13:41,423 --> 01:13:44,274
We can find a solution
after we come back.
1172
01:13:49,526 --> 01:13:50,479
Now?
1173
01:13:51,929 --> 01:13:55,416
You're not going to lose flab
in one day!
1174
01:13:55,764 --> 01:13:57,376
Have this protein shake.
1175
01:14:02,371 --> 01:14:06,779
This flab is a gift of the happy and
peaceful married life you've given me!
1176
01:14:08,025 --> 01:14:12,048
Wait till you see the original Bunty.
1177
01:14:12,888 --> 01:14:16,488
They're not gonna know what hit them.
1178
01:14:25,902 --> 01:14:29,638
That is a fine piece of work!
1179
01:14:29,839 --> 01:14:30,550
Damn right.
1180
01:14:33,706 --> 01:14:34,728
Now let's party!
1181
01:14:37,367 --> 01:14:38,263
Oh yeah.
1182
01:14:40,903 --> 01:14:41,551
Love you!
1183
01:15:00,446 --> 01:15:01,750
Two lonely hearts.
1184
01:15:01,991 --> 01:15:03,321
Footlose and free.
1185
01:15:03,510 --> 01:15:04,681
Let's go on a spree.
1186
01:15:04,939 --> 01:15:06,454
Gotta do it now, anyhow!
1187
01:15:15,957 --> 01:15:17,225
My heart's a tinderbox.
1188
01:15:17,469 --> 01:15:18,846
Your mind... the matchbox.
1189
01:15:19,101 --> 01:15:20,221
Abuzz... ablaze and carefree.
1190
01:15:20,405 --> 01:15:21,942
Gotta make it now, anyhow!
1191
01:15:27,603 --> 01:15:30,528
So hold me tight.
1192
01:15:30,847 --> 01:15:33,629
We only got tonight.
1193
01:15:34,328 --> 01:15:37,032
All I wanna do, my baby blue...
1194
01:15:37,420 --> 01:15:39,906
is coochie coo. With you.
1195
01:15:40,147 --> 01:15:42,776
Love you... love you.
1196
01:15:43,086 --> 01:15:45,049
My heart's the field of gold.
1197
01:15:45,216 --> 01:15:46,197
You're the farmer too.
1198
01:15:46,364 --> 01:15:49,150
Love you... love you.
1199
01:15:49,456 --> 01:15:50,850
Imma spend every dime...
1200
01:15:51,021 --> 01:15:52,400
every Saturday on you.
1201
01:15:52,577 --> 01:15:55,159
Love you... love you.
1202
01:15:55,414 --> 01:15:57,112
I wanna be the gloss...
1203
01:15:57,288 --> 01:15:58,548
on your lips... girl, it's true!
1204
01:15:58,734 --> 01:16:01,382
Love you... love you.
1205
01:16:01,660 --> 01:16:03,238
I wanna be the house.
1206
01:16:03,409 --> 01:16:05,187
You come runnin home to!
1207
01:16:11,603 --> 01:16:12,594
GURDWARA. GURU NANAK DARBAR
1208
01:16:14,781 --> 01:16:16,194
Greetings uncle!
1209
01:16:16,394 --> 01:16:17,316
Greetings.
1210
01:16:18,850 --> 01:16:21,944
You two... after all these years.
1211
01:16:22,613 --> 01:16:23,933
Everything alright?
1212
01:16:24,186 --> 01:16:25,134
Yes.
1213
01:16:25,986 --> 01:16:27,012
CHANGEZI RESTAURANT
1214
01:16:28,492 --> 01:16:29,835
Hey, Senor Mehmood!
1215
01:16:32,887 --> 01:16:34,583
Bunty-Babli!
1216
01:16:35,421 --> 01:16:36,896
You guys are all over the news!
1217
01:16:37,360 --> 01:16:38,688
Where you been all this time?
1218
01:16:39,149 --> 01:16:40,911
Good look, huh.
1219
01:16:46,219 --> 01:16:47,673
- This is empty.
- This one too.
1220
01:16:47,881 --> 01:16:48,882
Only for now.
1221
01:16:49,158 --> 01:16:54,242
Just imagine our cut for helping the
government find its 2 Billion rupees!
1222
01:16:54,576 --> 01:16:58,252
So much cash it'll pop out
of these zips!
1223
01:17:06,569 --> 01:17:08,032
I got you and you got me.
1224
01:17:08,198 --> 01:17:09,555
This ain't a game for three.
1225
01:17:09,735 --> 01:17:10,920
Yo paparazzi! Just let us be.
1226
01:17:11,091 --> 01:17:12,795
Gotta do it now, Anyhow!
1227
01:17:19,020 --> 01:17:20,348
World ain't worth a dirty dime.
1228
01:17:20,538 --> 01:17:21,969
It's got no reason, or no rhyme.
1229
01:17:22,149 --> 01:17:23,255
But don't you ever be cross with me.
1230
01:17:23,432 --> 01:17:25,237
Gonna make it now, Anyhow!
1231
01:17:30,634 --> 01:17:33,430
Sing a song with me, swe-pea...
1232
01:17:33,878 --> 01:17:36,380
on Youtube... for everyone to see.
1233
01:17:37,355 --> 01:17:40,026
All I wanna do, my baby blue...
1234
01:17:40,420 --> 01:17:42,638
is coochie coo. With you.
1235
01:17:43,342 --> 01:17:45,883
Love you... love you.
1236
01:17:46,091 --> 01:17:48,049
My heart's the field of gold.
1237
01:17:48,263 --> 01:17:49,222
You're the farmer too.
1238
01:17:49,423 --> 01:17:52,100
Love you... love you.
1239
01:17:52,460 --> 01:17:53,898
Imma spend every dime...
1240
01:17:54,066 --> 01:17:55,425
every Saturday on you.
1241
01:17:55,610 --> 01:17:58,103
Love you... love you.
1242
01:17:58,526 --> 01:18:00,060
I wanna be the gloss...
1243
01:18:00,272 --> 01:18:01,618
on your lips... girl, it's true!
1244
01:18:01,869 --> 01:18:04,184
Love you... love you.
1245
01:18:04,663 --> 01:18:06,251
I wanna be the house.
1246
01:18:06,418 --> 01:18:08,092
You come runnin home to!
1247
01:18:14,583 --> 01:18:15,690
POKER CLUB
1248
01:18:16,110 --> 01:18:19,772
Look Pappu...
all your favourite things!
1249
01:18:20,282 --> 01:18:22,927
Burger, French fries, Chowmein...
1250
01:18:23,443 --> 01:18:25,656
and your lemonade!
1251
01:18:26,847 --> 01:18:28,106
What do you want mom?
1252
01:18:29,908 --> 01:18:32,871
I've heard you can find anyone
on the web...
1253
01:18:33,757 --> 01:18:35,380
Can you find them?
1254
01:18:41,643 --> 01:18:43,770
Don't need no candle light.
1255
01:18:43,969 --> 01:18:45,353
I'll light up that moon for you.
1256
01:18:45,553 --> 01:18:48,446
On my rooftop, I wanna hear you.
1257
01:18:48,646 --> 01:18:52,604
Sayin... I Love you.
1258
01:18:57,501 --> 01:19:00,821
Don't be shy, my baby blue.
1259
01:19:01,034 --> 01:19:03,149
lemme hear you...
1260
01:19:03,362 --> 01:19:05,445
say... love you. My baby blue.
1261
01:19:06,218 --> 01:19:08,774
I love you. My baby blue.
1262
01:19:09,676 --> 01:19:10,555
Say it.
1263
01:19:11,249 --> 01:19:12,110
Sing it.
1264
01:19:12,777 --> 01:19:15,278
My name... I just wanna.
1265
01:19:16,089 --> 01:19:18,774
Hear you say.
1266
01:19:19,575 --> 01:19:22,334
All I wanna do, my baby blue...
1267
01:19:22,593 --> 01:19:24,797
is coochie coo. With you.
1268
01:19:25,398 --> 01:19:28,069
Love you... love you.
1269
01:19:28,323 --> 01:19:30,267
My heart's the field of gold.
1270
01:19:30,439 --> 01:19:31,471
You're the farmer too.
1271
01:19:31,623 --> 01:19:34,410
Love you... love you.
1272
01:19:34,693 --> 01:19:36,095
Imma spend every dime...
1273
01:19:36,259 --> 01:19:37,562
every Saturday on you.
1274
01:19:37,744 --> 01:19:39,970
Love you... love you.
1275
01:19:40,662 --> 01:19:42,274
I wanna be the gloss...
1276
01:19:42,482 --> 01:19:43,854
on your lips... girl, it's true!
1277
01:19:44,128 --> 01:19:46,365
Love you... love you.
1278
01:19:46,895 --> 01:19:48,297
I wanna be the house.
1279
01:19:48,533 --> 01:19:49,802
You come runnin home to!
1280
01:19:56,259 --> 01:19:57,692
Love you.
1281
01:20:06,062 --> 01:20:08,928
Resort done... Beach done...
Church done...
1282
01:20:09,660 --> 01:20:11,030
Let's go to that lighthouse!
1283
01:20:14,252 --> 01:20:15,407
Uncle, are you crazy?
1284
01:20:15,730 --> 01:20:16,763
Oh my God!
1285
01:20:17,826 --> 01:20:18,711
Oh my God!
1286
01:20:19,359 --> 01:20:20,898
I am sorry... so sorry.
1287
01:20:21,176 --> 01:20:21,967
I'm scared.
1288
01:20:22,263 --> 01:20:25,531
I need to get somewhere urgently
and my car broke down!
1289
01:20:25,747 --> 01:20:27,505
So you'll just stand
in the middle of the road?
1290
01:20:27,710 --> 01:20:28,561
Baby calm down.
1291
01:20:28,729 --> 01:20:31,313
Sorry, please I need a lift...
it's close by.
1292
01:20:31,734 --> 01:20:34,647
I am Briganza, how do you do?
1293
01:20:35,203 --> 01:20:37,361
Hello ma'am! hello!
Please help me?
1294
01:20:37,635 --> 01:20:39,694
Please, please help...
1295
01:20:40,105 --> 01:20:42,453
Thank you.
1296
01:20:43,511 --> 01:20:44,624
Dear Lord!
1297
01:20:46,935 --> 01:20:48,862
Sorry, sorry.
1298
01:20:50,409 --> 01:20:53,237
Just a sec... Lemme get that!
1299
01:20:55,464 --> 01:20:56,067
I'm done.
1300
01:20:57,537 --> 01:20:59,164
I'm sorry. Relax.
1301
01:21:05,789 --> 01:21:07,239
Over to you Uncle.
1302
01:21:12,691 --> 01:21:14,512
EMPIRE PRINTING PRESS
1303
01:21:22,660 --> 01:21:23,718
Yes, yes!
1304
01:21:24,455 --> 01:21:25,336
Where's he going?
1305
01:21:26,070 --> 01:21:27,899
Thank you!
1306
01:21:32,455 --> 01:21:33,981
Strange place, no?
1307
01:21:35,410 --> 01:21:37,577
And an even stranger man...
1308
01:21:37,973 --> 01:21:41,493
That's coz he's carrying
a bag full of cash...
1309
01:21:41,869 --> 01:21:43,442
- Cash?
- Cash.
1310
01:21:47,113 --> 01:21:48,311
Greetings, Uncle.
1311
01:21:48,644 --> 01:21:49,744
Greetings, my son.
1312
01:21:55,701 --> 01:21:57,083
Hand it over.
1313
01:22:08,774 --> 01:22:11,318
The plot thickens!
1314
01:22:12,436 --> 01:22:13,427
Thank you.
1315
01:22:14,343 --> 01:22:15,708
He's here.
1316
01:22:19,492 --> 01:22:22,779
Oh my God!
What happened to the car?
1317
01:22:23,069 --> 01:22:24,976
The tyre's punctured...
Won't be too long.
1318
01:22:25,161 --> 01:22:30,806
I'm so sorry to have caused
so much trouble to you guys.
1319
01:22:31,041 --> 01:22:33,136
Nothing like that!
Just some car trouble...
1320
01:22:33,367 --> 01:22:37,496
I'm not letting you two leave
without a drink... I'm buying, I insist.
1321
01:22:37,671 --> 01:22:39,370
No sir, we're very tired.
1322
01:22:39,568 --> 01:22:42,176
You guys helped me out in a jam.
1323
01:22:42,644 --> 01:22:45,872
How can I leave you high and dry?
C'mon, I insist.
1324
01:22:46,748 --> 01:22:52,163
You guys wouldn't have helped me
if I wasn't acting that crazy!
1325
01:22:52,718 --> 01:22:55,564
- Sir.
- Come on.
1326
01:22:56,147 --> 01:22:58,861
I was meeting someone to launder
my money... abroad.
1327
01:23:02,377 --> 01:23:07,915
But isn't that risky to send
all that money out of the country?
1328
01:23:08,179 --> 01:23:11,849
Black money goes out...
and white money comes back in.
1329
01:23:13,221 --> 01:23:15,160
India's money should stay in India!
So nice thing, no?
1330
01:23:15,340 --> 01:23:17,327
I knew you could send
your money out...
1331
01:23:17,530 --> 01:23:20,303
...but bringing it back in,
doesn't sound right to me?
1332
01:23:21,194 --> 01:23:22,279
Lemme explain.
1333
01:23:22,810 --> 01:23:26,509
I get a 10 rupee note in exchange
for the cash I deposit here.
1334
01:23:26,844 --> 01:23:28,892
The number on this note is the code...
1335
01:23:29,232 --> 01:23:33,391
...which my man abroad will show
to collect the money.
1336
01:23:33,791 --> 01:23:37,692
The money laundering laws in these
tax havens are pretty lenient.
1337
01:23:38,061 --> 01:23:39,812
All you need a bank employee...
1338
01:23:40,073 --> 01:23:42,370
...who'll let you deposit this money
in your bank account!
1339
01:23:42,560 --> 01:23:43,471
COLOSSAL BANK LLP
1340
01:23:45,932 --> 01:23:47,463
What if we want to use this service?
1341
01:23:49,730 --> 01:23:58,802
This is a super secret network,
run by a dangerous man called Bhuller.
1342
01:23:59,326 --> 01:24:02,145
You need a code to become
a part of this network.
1343
01:24:02,468 --> 01:24:04,585
- Sir there must be some way.
- Yes sir, please!
1344
01:24:04,977 --> 01:24:06,292
Take the phone number.
1345
01:24:06,898 --> 01:24:08,123
They'll ask you for a code...
1346
01:24:08,589 --> 01:24:09,904
but you wont have one!
1347
01:24:11,355 --> 01:24:14,143
No worries. You can try.
1348
01:24:14,539 --> 01:24:16,178
INTERNET CALLING
1349
01:24:16,883 --> 01:24:17,994
It's ringing.
1350
01:24:20,314 --> 01:24:20,755
Hello.
1351
01:24:21,049 --> 01:24:22,861
Code and password?
1352
01:24:23,336 --> 01:24:25,758
Actually, I don't have one
but I was hoping that...
1353
01:24:27,021 --> 01:24:30,244
They cut it. Let's try again.
1354
01:24:30,766 --> 01:24:31,672
INTERNET CALLING
1355
01:24:35,422 --> 01:24:37,035
Code and password...
1356
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:40,818
I don't have a code... But I've cash
more than what Bhuller can handle.
1357
01:24:42,814 --> 01:24:43,546
Drat!
1358
01:24:48,841 --> 01:24:51,112
Let's talk to the printing press uncle.
1359
01:24:54,230 --> 01:24:54,910
Hello.
1360
01:24:55,290 --> 01:24:56,818
Kill it, uncle!
1361
01:24:57,008 --> 01:24:59,564
Yes, alright... No problem.
1362
01:25:42,061 --> 01:25:44,544
How much longer do we follow him?
1363
01:25:45,116 --> 01:25:48,001
Let's see where the old man is going.
1364
01:25:53,802 --> 01:25:56,628
You've been following me
for the last 3 hours now...
1365
01:25:57,214 --> 01:25:59,200
...what do you want my child?
1366
01:26:08,121 --> 01:26:09,521
God is great.
1367
01:26:13,308 --> 01:26:17,780
I'm just a courier my child...
1368
01:26:18,228 --> 01:26:22,338
I hide their cash in wedding cards
and smuggle it into Delhi...
1369
01:26:23,386 --> 01:26:26,752
I don't know what happens
to the money after that.
1370
01:26:27,594 --> 01:26:31,138
It's not that easy to meet Mr. Bhuller.
1371
01:26:31,678 --> 01:26:34,194
Nothing comes easy
in the world does it?
1372
01:26:34,596 --> 01:26:38,083
But things can be made easier
by paying the right price.
1373
01:26:38,811 --> 01:26:40,142
What's your price?
1374
01:26:45,107 --> 01:26:46,661
2 million!
1375
01:26:49,644 --> 01:26:54,335
Sigh... you'll go back home tomorrow.
1376
01:26:54,567 --> 01:26:57,227
I couldn't even take you out
for a film or shopping!
1377
01:26:57,517 --> 01:27:00,035
Like you could afford
to take me out shopping?!
1378
01:27:00,255 --> 01:27:02,532
My pocket money is way more than yours!
1379
01:27:02,713 --> 01:27:03,595
Is it?
1380
01:27:14,724 --> 01:27:15,852
Is that good enough for you?
1381
01:27:16,116 --> 01:27:17,702
I won it at online poker.
1382
01:27:17,949 --> 01:27:18,734
Wow.
1383
01:27:21,638 --> 01:27:25,294
What if it's you Mom? I can already
see her shoe flying at me!
1384
01:27:35,813 --> 01:27:36,939
You want sugar?
1385
01:27:38,740 --> 01:27:41,774
No sweety... I'm diabetic.
1386
01:27:42,063 --> 01:27:44,745
Rinku, I'll see you later.
1387
01:27:46,168 --> 01:27:47,534
- Bye, bye.
- Bye.
1388
01:27:47,780 --> 01:27:49,467
- Bye, bye.
- Bye, bye.
1389
01:28:01,705 --> 01:28:02,821
Where are they?
1390
01:28:03,148 --> 01:28:04,750
Mom and dad?
1391
01:28:05,064 --> 01:28:09,363
I won't be looking for Nirav Modi
in your godforsaken town, would I?
1392
01:28:09,602 --> 01:28:14,328
I'll tell you...
but what do I get in return?
1393
01:28:14,845 --> 01:28:15,988
Name your price.
1394
01:28:16,225 --> 01:28:20,812
Dad's promised me a mountain bike
if I score 90% in my exams.
1395
01:28:21,110 --> 01:28:21,845
So?
1396
01:28:22,153 --> 01:28:25,406
The thing is he can only get me
a bicycle.
1397
01:28:26,101 --> 01:28:26,620
Right?
1398
01:28:26,796 --> 01:28:28,505
But I want a motorbike!
1399
01:28:29,364 --> 01:28:32,086
I even have the extra
50,000 to buy it...
1400
01:28:32,926 --> 01:28:38,455
But I'm not really gonna score 90%...
1401
01:28:39,976 --> 01:28:43,249
...unless I get question
papers beforehand.
1402
01:28:43,736 --> 01:28:47,671
And a cop can make
that happen easily, right?
1403
01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:50,536
Think about it, no pressure.
1404
01:28:50,861 --> 01:28:56,652
I'm thinking I'm gonna give
your parents a standing ovation...
1405
01:28:57,036 --> 01:29:00,467
...for the great achievement
of raising a talent like you!
1406
01:29:00,776 --> 01:29:01,296
Correct.
1407
01:29:02,550 --> 01:29:04,530
- So it's a deal?
- Come here.
1408
01:29:06,472 --> 01:29:07,391
Deal.
1409
01:29:07,675 --> 01:29:08,758
Listen carefully.
1410
01:29:08,978 --> 01:29:13,737
You need to report everything
you hear, to me.
1411
01:29:14,657 --> 01:29:20,240
You're now a special agent
of the police - Agent 007 Pappu!
1412
01:29:20,625 --> 01:29:24,559
Agent 007 Pappu!
1413
01:29:25,239 --> 01:29:30,008
Snap out of it...
where are your parents?
1414
01:29:30,713 --> 01:29:33,562
- Sir, Abu Dhabi!
- Abu Dhabi!
1415
01:29:53,300 --> 01:29:54,704
Bhuller-Bhuller...
1416
01:29:55,082 --> 01:29:57,072
This is Bobby Bhuller...
you know my game
1417
01:29:57,242 --> 01:29:59,952
India to Abu Dhabi,
they know my name
1418
01:30:00,155 --> 01:30:01,415
Man I am dripping with gold
1419
01:30:01,604 --> 01:30:02,986
My veins got ice,
1420
01:30:03,187 --> 01:30:04,396
but I'm hot and never nice
1421
01:30:04,544 --> 01:30:05,796
Remember my name
1422
01:30:05,966 --> 01:30:08,490
I'm the bank, I am the cash store
1423
01:30:08,723 --> 01:30:10,081
When I rain, it always pours!
1424
01:30:10,261 --> 01:30:11,609
I delete all my foes
1425
01:30:12,005 --> 01:30:14,018
Bhuller keeps changing his location.
1426
01:30:14,583 --> 01:30:16,441
I've heard he's in Abu Dhabi
these days...
1427
01:30:16,702 --> 01:30:19,558
...at the Emirates Palace Hotel,
where he conducts his meetings...
1428
01:30:19,836 --> 01:30:23,951
...and then lunch with French
champagne and Beluga Caviar.
1429
01:30:24,259 --> 01:30:27,559
Sorry sir! Someone ordered
all our Beluga caviar.
1430
01:30:32,114 --> 01:30:33,223
Someone.
1431
01:30:34,958 --> 01:30:36,458
- Who?
- Them.
1432
01:30:49,086 --> 01:30:51,320
Baby, he's coming this way.
1433
01:30:51,516 --> 01:30:52,834
Start eating the caviar...
1434
01:30:53,143 --> 01:30:53,951
What's the point?
1435
01:30:54,176 --> 01:30:56,005
Let's just tell him we want
to launder our money?
1436
01:30:56,208 --> 01:31:00,662
He is the Pablo Escobar of this place
and we need to get his attention!
1437
01:31:01,048 --> 01:31:03,969
I want everything,
the food is delicious.
1438
01:31:04,246 --> 01:31:05,019
It's lovely.
1439
01:31:05,223 --> 01:31:07,166
The chef is good...
I want to give him something.
1440
01:31:08,208 --> 01:31:09,200
Indian?
1441
01:31:10,423 --> 01:31:14,550
No, I am Emirati. My girlfriend,
she Indian. Any problem?
1442
01:31:15,038 --> 01:31:17,211
Jasmine. You can call me J.
1443
01:31:20,964 --> 01:31:22,675
I've heard you are starving.
1444
01:31:23,814 --> 01:31:24,675
Pardon?
1445
01:31:24,912 --> 01:31:26,616
That caviar belongs to me.
1446
01:31:27,251 --> 01:31:28,264
This one?
1447
01:31:28,528 --> 01:31:32,820
Well right now it is on our table
so it belongs to the table.
1448
01:31:33,770 --> 01:31:36,150
You can join us if you want...
we don't mind.
1449
01:31:39,274 --> 01:31:40,278
Oops.
1450
01:31:41,304 --> 01:31:44,481
Ye, what the fish... I am telling you
this man is a crazy!
1451
01:31:44,678 --> 01:31:46,847
This caviar cost 20 thousand Dirhams.
1452
01:31:47,046 --> 01:31:48,248
It's ok baby... it's fine.
1453
01:31:48,462 --> 01:31:50,202
Ok... I don't want to fight...
I don't want to fight.
1454
01:31:50,396 --> 01:31:51,375
Baby calm me down.
1455
01:31:51,593 --> 01:31:53,712
Take my hand, calm me down.
Calm me down.
1456
01:31:53,893 --> 01:31:58,781
No fight, no fight you are guest
in my country so I'll behave.
1457
01:32:01,337 --> 01:32:03,129
You better calm down...
1458
01:32:03,456 --> 01:32:07,652
...because no one can take
what belongs to Bhuller.
1459
01:32:08,008 --> 01:32:09,461
Be it Bhuller's cash...
1460
01:32:12,392 --> 01:32:14,140
...or Bhuller's caviar!
1461
01:32:14,933 --> 01:32:17,357
Waiter, put that on my tab.
1462
01:32:22,896 --> 01:32:24,686
Man, is this guy hot headed or what?!
1463
01:32:24,831 --> 01:32:27,023
Don't break character...
he could turn around.
1464
01:32:30,060 --> 01:32:31,478
Seems I did great!
1465
01:32:35,394 --> 01:32:37,963
I'm the girl in your dream,
I'm the queen
1466
01:32:38,281 --> 01:32:40,948
We're inseparable...
no one gets in between
1467
01:32:41,216 --> 01:32:44,331
A bit of Bubbly - an expert con
and a beauty
1468
01:32:44,584 --> 01:32:47,471
She plays dirty,
cause her name is Cutie!
1469
01:32:47,753 --> 01:32:51,096
Mr. Bhuller's wife - Cutie Bhuller.
1470
01:32:52,160 --> 01:32:57,316
She loves horses, but she loves
winning even more.
1471
01:32:57,488 --> 01:32:58,414
Ready for auction!
1472
01:33:00,823 --> 01:33:01,863
Here we go.
1473
01:33:02,044 --> 01:33:05,084
One, two, three!
1474
01:33:06,149 --> 01:33:12,545
Next one up for auction
is thorough bred 'Thunder'.
1475
01:33:13,226 --> 01:33:19,585
Reserve price is 50,000 Dirham
with an increment of 5000.
1476
01:33:21,055 --> 01:33:22,422
Lovely.
1477
01:33:22,722 --> 01:33:27,335
55,000 once... 55000 twice...
1478
01:33:28,011 --> 01:33:28,932
60.
1479
01:33:29,549 --> 01:33:31,473
We have another enthusiast.
1480
01:33:31,760 --> 01:33:32,886
60.
1481
01:33:33,446 --> 01:33:34,838
60,000 once...
1482
01:33:35,161 --> 01:33:37,210
here we go! 65.
1483
01:33:38,472 --> 01:33:44,401
Hey 70 - 80,000 incredible!
1484
01:33:45,295 --> 01:33:48,686
80... very good 90
1485
01:33:49,704 --> 01:33:50,936
95,000.
1486
01:33:52,178 --> 01:33:53,159
A 100,000.
1487
01:33:53,658 --> 01:33:55,116
Unbelievable!
1488
01:33:55,451 --> 01:34:00,059
Bunty control the missus,
before there's a storm in the desert!
1489
01:34:02,470 --> 01:34:04,061
Tread lightly love...
1490
01:34:04,435 --> 01:34:07,197
...we'll be out in the streets
if we have to pay!
1491
01:34:10,771 --> 01:34:12,737
135,000 once...
1492
01:34:13,823 --> 01:34:14,780
140!!!
1493
01:34:15,879 --> 01:34:20,250
Vimmi, if this goes south,
they'll even take Pappu away from us!
1494
01:34:20,480 --> 01:34:23,657
140,000 once... 140,000...
145!
1495
01:34:24,304 --> 01:34:26,380
Unbelievable! Oh my God!!!
1496
01:34:26,710 --> 01:34:28,023
150,000.
1497
01:34:28,391 --> 01:34:30,897
150,000 once... 150,000 twice...
1498
01:34:31,087 --> 01:34:32,049
Let's go.
1499
01:34:32,269 --> 01:34:33,870
150,000 thrice!
1500
01:34:34,144 --> 01:34:35,110
ABU DHABI EQUESTRIAN CLUB
1501
01:34:40,457 --> 01:34:43,135
Congratulations to the young man!
1502
01:34:44,744 --> 01:34:46,592
When is the idiot going to show up.
1503
01:34:46,901 --> 01:34:48,332
He will.
1504
01:34:53,593 --> 01:34:54,567
He's here.
1505
01:34:57,731 --> 01:34:58,681
Ready?
1506
01:35:08,270 --> 01:35:09,565
- Sorry.
- Yes.
1507
01:35:10,082 --> 01:35:12,476
I took all your caviar the other day.
1508
01:35:12,836 --> 01:35:14,438
I sincerely apologies.
1509
01:35:14,882 --> 01:35:17,200
Please accept this humble gift.
1510
01:35:17,744 --> 01:35:21,395
I gift you this beautiful horse.
1511
01:35:21,812 --> 01:35:22,563
Abdul?
1512
01:35:23,674 --> 01:35:29,849
Actually at 150,000 Dirham,
this horse is too cheap for me.
1513
01:35:30,621 --> 01:35:33,810
I think it suits you better.
Keep it.
1514
01:35:34,301 --> 01:35:36,437
Driver, drive!
1515
01:35:45,789 --> 01:35:47,090
What did you do?
1516
01:35:47,328 --> 01:35:47,972
What?
1517
01:35:48,170 --> 01:35:50,946
This was our chance to reel them in!
1518
01:35:51,138 --> 01:35:52,080
Calm down Rakesh.
1519
01:35:52,278 --> 01:35:56,255
Sweety there's no honey trap...
if we ain't got any honey!
1520
01:35:56,481 --> 01:35:58,361
We need money to pull this off...
1521
01:35:58,571 --> 01:36:01,284
...that horse was worth
at least a 150,000!
1522
01:36:01,499 --> 01:36:05,543
We've already spent half of what Uncle
took from them... in the last 4 days!
1523
01:36:05,935 --> 01:36:09,252
Take a chill-pill Rakesh.
1524
01:36:10,272 --> 01:36:13,099
And don't forget this is Bhuller
they are trying to woo...
1525
01:36:13,347 --> 01:36:15,434
...not some street-level thug.
1526
01:36:15,914 --> 01:36:17,297
Let them struggle...
1527
01:36:17,755 --> 01:36:21,378
...soon they won't be giving us this
200,000... but the entire 2 billion!
1528
01:36:32,644 --> 01:36:36,529
There's whack jobs...
and there's WHACK JOBS!
1529
01:36:36,762 --> 01:36:38,415
Which ones are these?
1530
01:36:38,889 --> 01:36:39,894
I can't even.
1531
01:36:41,149 --> 01:36:44,538
Baby, if you're all done, can I try?
1532
01:36:45,673 --> 01:36:49,214
Of course... the times -
they are a changin'!
1533
01:36:49,452 --> 01:36:51,711
But what you gonna do?
1534
01:36:52,094 --> 01:36:56,286
Indian or Emirati. There's only one
weakness men have.
1535
01:36:59,023 --> 01:37:01,059
We will be making an investment
in downtown.
1536
01:37:01,322 --> 01:37:02,979
- You get my files.
- Of course.
1537
01:37:03,431 --> 01:37:03,980
What?
1538
01:37:04,284 --> 01:37:07,157
I'm paying you 500 Dirhams a day.
Order your own food.
1539
01:37:08,073 --> 01:37:09,162
This is mine.
1540
01:37:10,798 --> 01:37:11,989
Rakesh, listen.
1541
01:37:12,303 --> 01:37:12,906
Yes, my queen?
1542
01:37:13,104 --> 01:37:16,138
We've waited all morning.
Maybe they won't show up today.
1543
01:37:16,336 --> 01:37:18,733
Right. It's a wrap for today.
1544
01:37:19,159 --> 01:37:21,588
At least we'll save on this loose
change expenses.
1545
01:37:22,386 --> 01:37:24,919
C'mon then... chop-chop.
Off you go.
1546
01:37:27,679 --> 01:37:30,754
It's time to get my money's worth.
1547
01:37:32,984 --> 01:37:36,399
Pappu, I promise I'll bring you
along next time.
1548
01:37:37,005 --> 01:37:41,615
Rakesh, my man... this is the life!
1549
01:37:53,324 --> 01:37:54,474
Attagirl!
1550
01:37:59,625 --> 01:38:02,506
There's a sight you don't see
in my hometown.
1551
01:38:04,300 --> 01:38:06,044
Nothing could be harder,
1552
01:38:06,747 --> 01:38:09,424
Blast from the 4x4 dancefloor,
1553
01:38:09,709 --> 01:38:12,437
Ever rising, awesome like parkour,
1554
01:38:13,398 --> 01:38:15,756
Jumping... its so easy,
my art form!
1555
01:38:16,094 --> 01:38:18,105
Can't believe they'd stoop this low!
1556
01:38:20,630 --> 01:38:21,816
She's headed right here!
1557
01:38:22,042 --> 01:38:25,232
Rakesh, you moron...
get out of there!
1558
01:38:30,710 --> 01:38:32,458
Play it cool Rakesh.
1559
01:38:37,570 --> 01:38:40,122
Swag on!
1560
01:38:44,635 --> 01:38:46,256
Where the hell is she going?
1561
01:38:52,394 --> 01:38:54,833
Mister Bhuller... right?
1562
01:38:55,217 --> 01:38:56,620
Rakesh, you rascal!
1563
01:38:57,800 --> 01:38:59,202
Who's asking?
1564
01:39:00,130 --> 01:39:02,469
Wow! You're from India too?
1565
01:39:05,069 --> 01:39:08,770
I've got some sunburn here...
but I can't reach it.
1566
01:39:09,398 --> 01:39:11,568
Can you please put this lotion on me?
1567
01:39:13,008 --> 01:39:14,172
Thank you!
1568
01:39:18,589 --> 01:39:21,641
If I do this, a shoe will
definitely fly into my face!
1569
01:39:23,770 --> 01:39:25,084
It's worth it!
1570
01:39:28,309 --> 01:39:29,039
Lotion!
1571
01:39:31,977 --> 01:39:36,527
Vimmi this brand might cost you
your husband!!!
1572
01:39:36,783 --> 01:39:40,301
Move aside you lifeguard...
how does this work?!
1573
01:39:41,177 --> 01:39:42,368
Yaaaa!
1574
01:39:48,434 --> 01:39:50,254
You have such a nice touch...
1575
01:39:50,728 --> 01:39:53,411
...and you're hands are so strong
Mr. Bhuller.
1576
01:39:54,524 --> 01:39:58,727
These hands have only been
checking tickets for 15 years...
1577
01:39:58,998 --> 01:40:00,606
...maybe it was all for this day.
1578
01:40:09,777 --> 01:40:11,054
I think I've seen you before.
1579
01:40:11,216 --> 01:40:12,610
That's right.
1580
01:40:12,853 --> 01:40:16,256
At the restaurant - the caviar...
and then at stud auction.
1581
01:40:16,506 --> 01:40:17,377
Yes.
1582
01:40:17,753 --> 01:40:20,457
But you still showed
so much maturity.
1583
01:40:20,736 --> 01:40:24,893
I don't know maybe that's
why I like older men.
1584
01:40:25,131 --> 01:40:26,462
Like older man!!
1585
01:40:26,686 --> 01:40:27,820
Be careful!
1586
01:40:31,484 --> 01:40:32,626
Where are you lost?
1587
01:40:33,112 --> 01:40:34,819
The lotion's all done.
1588
01:40:35,733 --> 01:40:36,735
I have to go now.
1589
01:40:37,158 --> 01:40:38,128
Out of my way!
1590
01:40:38,414 --> 01:40:39,392
Watch out!
1591
01:40:45,542 --> 01:40:46,369
What the hell.
1592
01:40:46,622 --> 01:40:47,605
Okay bye.
1593
01:40:52,332 --> 01:40:54,107
Rakesh, you stupid oaf!
1594
01:40:55,235 --> 01:40:57,651
Man, I'm in some serious trouble!
1595
01:40:59,236 --> 01:41:01,577
She had sprained her back Vimmi.
1596
01:41:01,773 --> 01:41:03,648
I was putting the ointment
on her back!
1597
01:41:03,868 --> 01:41:07,202
I know she's a woman...
but we are all humans first!
1598
01:41:07,390 --> 01:41:11,377
Stop trying to con me Rakesh!
1599
01:41:11,793 --> 01:41:14,401
I'm not like the village belles
of your small town.
1600
01:41:14,827 --> 01:41:16,499
I'm the Iron Lady of Uttar Pradesh!
1601
01:41:16,894 --> 01:41:19,686
I can't believe I've left my kid alone
for your shenanigans.
1602
01:41:20,516 --> 01:41:21,484
My shenanigans?!
1603
01:41:21,666 --> 01:41:22,862
Yes, yours!
1604
01:41:23,095 --> 01:41:27,543
And if you get on my nerves,
I'm gonna take Pappu and leave you!
1605
01:41:28,830 --> 01:41:31,668
Then you can dye your own hair
and wash your own underwear!
1606
01:41:32,081 --> 01:41:34,062
No more 'behind the scenes'.
1607
01:41:34,274 --> 01:41:36,402
I'm gonna be with you,
wherever you go!
1608
01:41:36,903 --> 01:41:40,374
Lemme see how human you are after all.
1609
01:41:51,614 --> 01:41:53,205
- Excuse me, Miss?
- Yes sir.
1610
01:41:53,504 --> 01:41:54,431
How much is buffet?
1611
01:41:54,603 --> 01:41:57,485
It's 233 Dirhams per person plus tax!
1612
01:41:59,629 --> 01:42:00,749
Okay, for two people.
1613
01:42:01,037 --> 01:42:02,668
Ya, you can sit anywhere.
1614
01:42:02,962 --> 01:42:04,259
- Thank you.
- Welcome.
1615
01:42:05,226 --> 01:42:05,769
Yes.
1616
01:42:06,067 --> 01:42:07,217
Bobby!
1617
01:42:09,309 --> 01:42:10,880
- Hi.
- Hi.
1618
01:42:11,264 --> 01:42:13,630
What fresh hell is this?
1619
01:42:13,894 --> 01:42:14,753
You are here.
1620
01:42:15,349 --> 01:42:18,056
And I was looking for you
on the sea front!
1621
01:42:19,196 --> 01:42:21,235
Uff... Nice suit.
1622
01:42:22,018 --> 01:42:22,642
Thanks.
1623
01:42:22,950 --> 01:42:24,684
God I have such a thing
for men in suits.
1624
01:42:26,137 --> 01:42:28,741
Nice... come lets have breakfast.
1625
01:42:29,430 --> 01:42:31,086
Come, don't be so so shy... come.
1626
01:42:32,666 --> 01:42:33,654
Come sit.
1627
01:42:36,425 --> 01:42:38,786
You know my boyfriend
also wanted to apologies,
1628
01:42:38,979 --> 01:42:40,748
he has been feeling so bad.
1629
01:42:41,532 --> 01:42:45,270
He's a little jealous...
but who wouldn't be?
1630
01:42:45,458 --> 01:42:47,378
I mean we hit it off
straight away, right?
1631
01:42:48,022 --> 01:42:48,706
Right.
1632
01:42:49,451 --> 01:42:52,520
- Is your boyfriend Emirati?
- Yes.
1633
01:42:52,759 --> 01:42:54,096
- And you're Indian?
- Yes.
1634
01:42:54,278 --> 01:42:55,129
How come?
1635
01:42:55,574 --> 01:42:57,479
Oh my god, it's really funny story!
1636
01:42:57,713 --> 01:42:59,577
I was born in Ludhiana...
studied in London.
1637
01:42:59,739 --> 01:43:02,845
We met at Harrods one day.
Oh my God, its love at first site.
1638
01:43:03,093 --> 01:43:05,061
He was like..."babe you are mine..."
- I said okay.
1639
01:43:06,939 --> 01:43:09,908
That's all it took?
1640
01:43:10,719 --> 01:43:14,431
That's all it takes these days
you know.
1641
01:43:22,254 --> 01:43:23,227
What?
1642
01:43:23,654 --> 01:43:25,853
- Hi, meet my-
- I know who she is.
1643
01:43:26,309 --> 01:43:27,272
Hi.
1644
01:43:27,839 --> 01:43:29,526
- And she is-
- Snooty Bhuller.
1645
01:43:29,790 --> 01:43:30,520
Sorry?
1646
01:43:30,733 --> 01:43:34,238
Cutie Bhuller...
why, what did you hear?
1647
01:43:35,084 --> 01:43:37,170
So cute! Please sit no?
1648
01:43:37,677 --> 01:43:39,612
It's so nice to meet you.
1649
01:43:40,059 --> 01:43:42,997
You are such a lucky woman
to have him as your husband.
1650
01:43:43,230 --> 01:43:46,805
Women must be falling over
each other to marry a man like him.
1651
01:43:49,340 --> 01:43:50,500
So handsome.
1652
01:43:50,825 --> 01:43:53,499
Morning, beautiful people...darling.
1653
01:43:55,572 --> 01:43:57,436
You know Bobby I was
just talking about you.
1654
01:43:57,618 --> 01:43:58,414
Love it.
1655
01:43:58,651 --> 01:44:02,245
You look like my morning butter...
wanna put you on bread and eat.
1656
01:44:04,713 --> 01:44:06,719
Sorry for the auction Sir... Ma'am.
1657
01:44:06,982 --> 01:44:08,559
No, no... it's okay.
1658
01:44:10,437 --> 01:44:12,391
You are so kind hearted bobby.
1659
01:44:12,919 --> 01:44:15,346
We are here on a short trip...
we'll leave soon.
1660
01:44:15,600 --> 01:44:18,720
We would be really happy
if you accept the beautiful horse.
1661
01:44:19,155 --> 01:44:24,079
Ya please you should...
please, pretty please for me.
1662
01:44:24,931 --> 01:44:25,640
OKAY!
1663
01:44:25,823 --> 01:44:26,429
Okay.
1664
01:44:26,648 --> 01:44:27,752
Not okay!!!
1665
01:44:28,332 --> 01:44:29,282
Not okay?
1666
01:44:30,670 --> 01:44:33,416
What is this?!
Do you know who I am?
1667
01:44:33,857 --> 01:44:36,135
I'm the Money laundering Queen -
Cutie Bhuller!
1668
01:44:36,369 --> 01:44:41,835
I can move billions of dollars across
continents with a single phone call.
1669
01:44:42,438 --> 01:44:46,950
It takes people a lifetime
to even share a table with me...
1670
01:44:47,788 --> 01:44:50,149
...and you think you
can just waltz in here?!
1671
01:44:50,407 --> 01:44:51,425
Get up!
1672
01:44:55,540 --> 01:44:58,103
You're making a scene Cutie.
1673
01:44:58,803 --> 01:45:00,011
Be quiet!
1674
01:45:00,500 --> 01:45:02,410
You think you're a bit stud?
1675
01:45:02,891 --> 01:45:07,901
Dude I from the Wild wild west
of India.
1676
01:45:08,221 --> 01:45:09,498
You're new money, aren't you?
1677
01:45:09,701 --> 01:45:11,869
I can't see much of a pedigree here.
1678
01:45:13,090 --> 01:45:13,943
And you!
1679
01:45:14,731 --> 01:45:16,904
What's with this 'Bobby' nonsense?
1680
01:45:17,437 --> 01:45:20,397
Did nobody ever teach you
any manners?
1681
01:45:20,774 --> 01:45:22,716
- Actually...
- Shut it... or I'll shoot it!
1682
01:45:25,599 --> 01:45:26,820
Actually what?
1683
01:45:27,686 --> 01:45:31,075
You thinks we are your "bffs"?!
1684
01:45:32,326 --> 01:45:35,806
Don't you get too smart...
or too familiar.
1685
01:45:38,410 --> 01:45:40,614
Bobby bloody Bhuller... It seems!
1686
01:45:48,482 --> 01:45:49,358
Fiery woman.
1687
01:45:49,617 --> 01:45:50,165
Yeah.
1688
01:45:50,391 --> 01:45:52,245
That's why I love her.
1689
01:45:52,609 --> 01:45:54,838
Let me rein her in a little.
1690
01:45:55,654 --> 01:45:56,500
Good day.
1691
01:45:56,667 --> 01:45:59,772
Good day! Ya, ya... you are the man.
Go get her.
1692
01:46:01,841 --> 01:46:04,804
Oh man... things just got complicated.
1693
01:46:05,316 --> 01:46:07,490
No... it just got bloody simple.
1694
01:46:07,718 --> 01:46:10,175
Bhuller lady just gave away
her identity.
1695
01:46:10,526 --> 01:46:12,473
We don't need these cons anymore...
1696
01:46:12,668 --> 01:46:14,255
...from now on,
honesty is the best policy!
1697
01:46:14,435 --> 01:46:16,569
Well done baby. Let's go.
1698
01:46:17,166 --> 01:46:20,358
Vimmi-Vimmi, listen to me!
1699
01:46:21,194 --> 01:46:22,582
- Vimmi.
- What is it?
1700
01:46:22,951 --> 01:46:24,050
What was that?!
1701
01:46:24,248 --> 01:46:26,066
Why'd you have to make a scene?
1702
01:46:26,264 --> 01:46:27,248
I was managing it!
1703
01:46:27,987 --> 01:46:29,755
What were you managing, Rakesh?
1704
01:46:30,100 --> 01:46:33,691
That chick's calling you 'Bobby' while
your wife's sitting right next to you!
1705
01:46:34,192 --> 01:46:36,006
If you're done with me...
with this marriage...
1706
01:46:36,183 --> 01:46:37,807
...just come out with it
and tell me.
1707
01:46:38,088 --> 01:46:41,791
My god Vimmi, you've lost your mind...
what are you saying?
1708
01:46:42,171 --> 01:46:43,346
I know what you're up.
1709
01:46:43,631 --> 01:46:46,950
You pretend like you care about our
brand, but I know what's going on!
1710
01:46:47,274 --> 01:46:49,994
You went off script with your character
so I changed our story.
1711
01:46:50,222 --> 01:46:52,796
Who says a man has to be
the Kingpin...
1712
01:46:53,018 --> 01:46:54,406
...why can't there be a Queen-pin?!
1713
01:46:54,573 --> 01:46:57,320
You think I'm acting funny?
1714
01:46:58,141 --> 01:47:01,034
Why didn't you take the horse...
like we'd planned to!
1715
01:47:01,273 --> 01:47:03,998
We could've got going
then itself... But no!
1716
01:47:04,459 --> 01:47:06,481
You wanted to make things
'challenging'.
1717
01:47:06,763 --> 01:47:08,825
You didn't think they'll try
something else?
1718
01:47:09,119 --> 01:47:11,525
Go ahead... be the Queen-pin!
1719
01:47:11,727 --> 01:47:13,926
Lemme see how you lead this con,
I won't say a word.
1720
01:47:14,245 --> 01:47:17,087
Sure. I will lead... way better
than you ever did!
1721
01:47:17,310 --> 01:47:20,069
- Oh I can't wait to see!
- And see you will.
1722
01:47:26,504 --> 01:47:29,798
Men will always be men.
Is the plan still on?
1723
01:47:30,482 --> 01:47:32,417
Why don't you go ask the Queen-pin?!
1724
01:47:33,222 --> 01:47:34,646
What's wrong with you?
1725
01:47:37,790 --> 01:47:39,601
Looks like the idiot just hit the fan!
1726
01:47:42,943 --> 01:47:45,527
Hi ma'am would you like to sample
our new cocktail please?
1727
01:47:45,907 --> 01:47:46,687
Is it free?
1728
01:47:46,905 --> 01:47:47,891
Yes ma'am...
It's a sample!
1729
01:47:48,166 --> 01:47:49,248
Gimme a dozen.
1730
01:47:49,649 --> 01:47:51,114
Keep 5-6.
1731
01:47:53,652 --> 01:47:54,984
Thank you ma'am, enjoy!
1732
01:48:03,402 --> 01:48:04,517
Free samples, huh.
1733
01:48:05,627 --> 01:48:08,783
I doubt it tastes anything like
our drinks back home cutie ma'am.
1734
01:48:09,660 --> 01:48:12,750
One dressing down... and you've gone
from Arab Cocktails to Indian drinks.
1735
01:48:13,227 --> 01:48:14,629
If I'd gone 'Indian' straight up,
1736
01:48:14,805 --> 01:48:16,786
...you would have thrown
a slipper at my head.
1737
01:48:17,308 --> 01:48:22,706
To be honest, I think all this
new money got to our heads.
1738
01:48:23,165 --> 01:48:27,102
We forgot our manners and our place.
1739
01:48:27,459 --> 01:48:31,897
Hope you can let bygones be bygones
and forgive our childishness?
1740
01:48:32,423 --> 01:48:33,397
A child?
1741
01:48:33,948 --> 01:48:35,784
As compared to you two.
1742
01:48:36,708 --> 01:48:40,204
We tried hard to reach you
via Bobby sir, but all in vain.
1743
01:48:40,591 --> 01:48:43,292
We thought we could trick you
into helping us.
1744
01:48:43,800 --> 01:48:47,441
We need to launder
about 2 Billion rupees...
1745
01:48:47,903 --> 01:48:52,143
...but we were worried
you won't take us seriously.
1746
01:48:53,406 --> 01:48:54,936
This is our last try.
1747
01:48:55,198 --> 01:48:56,401
If you disapprove,
1748
01:48:56,618 --> 01:48:59,163
I swear we will never show
our faces again.
1749
01:48:59,967 --> 01:49:03,208
Sorry for all the trouble...
and thank you Ma'am!
1750
01:49:07,788 --> 01:49:11,066
I appreciate the honesty,
what state are you from?
1751
01:49:12,234 --> 01:49:13,861
Uttar Pradesh Ma'am... In the north.
1752
01:49:14,273 --> 01:49:16,031
That makes us neighbours.
1753
01:49:17,016 --> 01:49:19,402
Let's meet for dinner tomorrow
at my suite.
1754
01:49:19,625 --> 01:49:20,932
Get your baby too.
1755
01:49:21,129 --> 01:49:24,047
So... Is that a 'Yes'?
1756
01:49:24,377 --> 01:49:26,509
- Dinner. Tomorrow night.
- Okay.
1757
01:49:26,692 --> 01:49:28,328
I don't feel like working right now.
1758
01:49:28,693 --> 01:49:31,338
I am working on my tan.
1759
01:49:31,834 --> 01:49:35,835
Can I just say,
how perfect that tan is! Okay.
1760
01:49:36,848 --> 01:49:39,254
I'll see you at the party.
1761
01:49:40,692 --> 01:49:42,014
Thank you, ma'am.
1762
01:49:48,497 --> 01:49:49,118
Cheers.
1763
01:49:49,382 --> 01:49:53,545
My friends... this world has
two kinds of people.
1764
01:49:54,025 --> 01:49:56,068
One - the kinds who walk a straight...
1765
01:49:56,290 --> 01:49:58,141
...honest path and sleep
peacefully at night.
1766
01:49:58,336 --> 01:50:01,304
And Two - the kinds
who take the crooked...
1767
01:50:01,502 --> 01:50:04,883
...twisted path and live as
if every night is their last.
1768
01:50:05,575 --> 01:50:08,294
We belong to the second kind...
1769
01:50:09,320 --> 01:50:12,248
...and soon you guys will too.
1770
01:50:12,922 --> 01:50:16,191
So let's party like this literally
is the last night of your free lives!
1771
01:50:16,486 --> 01:50:19,048
Like there's no tomorrow.
1772
01:50:19,308 --> 01:50:20,446
Well said!
1773
01:50:23,009 --> 01:50:25,655
You're going off track
and headed for a crash.
1774
01:50:26,524 --> 01:50:29,934
Stop over acting.
They are already sold.
1775
01:50:30,435 --> 01:50:31,684
Give me a minute Vimmi.
1776
01:50:32,204 --> 01:50:33,124
Vimmi?
1777
01:50:34,604 --> 01:50:37,362
Isn't her name Cutie?
Cutie Bhuller?
1778
01:50:37,806 --> 01:50:38,350
No.
1779
01:50:40,265 --> 01:50:45,095
She's Vimmi, and I am Rakesh
from Fursatganj, Uttar Pradesh.
1780
01:50:45,925 --> 01:50:50,054
It's the money laundering that
made us Bobby and Cutie Bhuller.
1781
01:50:51,643 --> 01:50:52,583
Right Cutie?
1782
01:50:54,204 --> 01:50:57,135
Have you guys heard
of Bunty and Babli?
1783
01:50:57,878 --> 01:51:00,053
No, who're they?
1784
01:51:01,192 --> 01:51:04,023
Legends... also from small
town India. Like us.
1785
01:51:04,575 --> 01:51:05,707
So what?
1786
01:51:05,939 --> 01:51:08,578
All this money...
we haven't earned it -
1787
01:51:08,900 --> 01:51:13,277
we ripped off a corrupt politician doing
what we learnt from Bunty and Babli.
1788
01:51:13,747 --> 01:51:19,449
I bet that's what these real
Bunty and Babli would've done!
1789
01:51:20,569 --> 01:51:22,781
Where is it now?
1790
01:51:23,324 --> 01:51:24,012
Who?
1791
01:51:24,508 --> 01:51:24,973
THAT.
1792
01:51:26,014 --> 01:51:28,602
Oh... the cash is safe back home.
1793
01:51:29,256 --> 01:51:31,427
We can get it where you say
at 2 days notice.
1794
01:51:31,837 --> 01:51:33,476
Get the money to Delhi.
1795
01:51:33,996 --> 01:51:35,818
Done! Where in Delhi?
1796
01:51:36,432 --> 01:51:39,411
Bobby, where in Delhi?
1797
01:51:48,068 --> 01:51:49,557
Ma'am, your grace too.
1798
01:51:50,347 --> 01:51:51,253
Sure.
1799
01:51:52,268 --> 01:51:54,576
To our under construction building.
1800
01:51:54,776 --> 01:51:56,728
Cheers... once more, for 2 Billion!
1801
01:51:57,020 --> 01:51:57,810
Cheers!
1802
01:52:08,470 --> 01:52:09,446
2 Billion?
1803
01:52:10,015 --> 01:52:11,382
Just imagine!
1804
01:52:11,696 --> 01:52:14,111
I feel like you deserve a cut too.
1805
01:52:14,601 --> 01:52:16,624
What am I going to do with 2000?
1806
01:52:17,019 --> 01:52:20,159
At best I'll take the whole class for
snacks... and turn into Mr. Popular!
1807
01:52:20,352 --> 01:52:21,822
You need to think big Pappu.
1808
01:52:22,160 --> 01:52:24,609
What then? 200,000?
1809
01:52:25,763 --> 01:52:26,532
Come on!
1810
01:52:27,563 --> 01:52:28,856
How much then?
1811
01:52:29,185 --> 01:52:34,109
You're the heir apparent boy...
1812
01:52:35,575 --> 01:52:38,549
...you deserve at least 20 million!
1813
01:52:39,152 --> 01:52:43,482
007. Always think big! How much?
1814
01:52:43,837 --> 01:52:45,077
20 million!
1815
01:52:45,441 --> 01:52:48,408
Pappu's 20 million!
1816
01:52:49,000 --> 01:52:50,063
20 bloody million!
1817
01:52:50,547 --> 01:52:54,248
I want 20 million...
I'm the heir apparent!
1818
01:52:54,939 --> 01:52:55,873
Moron!
1819
01:52:56,106 --> 01:52:58,270
Okay... I'll make do with 2000 then.
1820
01:52:58,503 --> 01:53:01,159
- Do want 2000 slaps instead?
- No mummy, I'm sorry!
1821
01:53:01,371 --> 01:53:03,349
It'll be a miracle if you pass
your mid terms!
1822
01:53:03,614 --> 01:53:05,061
20 million slaps you'll get.
1823
01:53:05,669 --> 01:53:08,198
Yo, Mr. Bobby Bhuller...
can we leave?
1824
01:53:08,356 --> 01:53:10,404
We have a train to catch!
Hurry up!
1825
01:53:10,716 --> 01:53:12,934
DELHI - INDIA
1826
01:53:18,869 --> 01:53:19,872
Is this okay?
1827
01:53:21,968 --> 01:53:22,871
Yes!
1828
01:53:28,087 --> 01:53:30,505
They'll get here first...
and then Jatayu will.
1829
01:53:31,092 --> 01:53:35,458
Till then we will have
all the proof we need.
1830
01:53:36,059 --> 01:53:37,359
Except for one thing.
1831
01:53:37,986 --> 01:53:38,704
What?
1832
01:53:39,450 --> 01:53:44,871
I've seen you get fresh with that pretty
young thing... these last few days.
1833
01:53:45,850 --> 01:53:49,444
Tell me straight up Rakesh,
if our love is one-sided now.
1834
01:53:50,063 --> 01:53:54,761
Here I am trying to stay in shape...
dolling up every day,
1835
01:53:54,952 --> 01:53:59,364
wearing Sabyasachi knock offs...
these blow drys.
1836
01:53:59,732 --> 01:54:02,796
Make up and what not!
Who do you think it's for?
1837
01:54:03,159 --> 01:54:06,987
Who do you think I paint
these stars on my nails for?!
1838
01:54:07,250 --> 01:54:09,309
I can't believe we're still
discussing this!?
1839
01:54:09,534 --> 01:54:12,008
I need an answer Rakesh!
1840
01:54:12,595 --> 01:54:15,344
Tell me, are you bored of me?!
1841
01:54:15,865 --> 01:54:17,412
Be honest. I won't feel bad.
1842
01:54:17,602 --> 01:54:18,914
Yes, I'm bored!
1843
01:54:19,268 --> 01:54:23,806
I'm bored with your constant
unhappiness!
1844
01:54:24,706 --> 01:54:29,307
Do you remember the last time
you smiled at me?
1845
01:54:29,874 --> 01:54:32,659
You know these cons
are like a game of poker...
1846
01:54:33,074 --> 01:54:36,640
...you can't let on when you
are bluffing, if you want to win.
1847
01:54:37,298 --> 01:54:40,024
All I did was stay in character Vimmi.
1848
01:54:41,759 --> 01:54:46,274
God knows I've never breached
protocol in the last 15 years.
1849
01:54:47,810 --> 01:54:49,757
I may sway to a beat here there...
1850
01:54:50,035 --> 01:54:53,610
...but you're the only song
in my heart Vimmi Trivedi!
1851
01:54:54,971 --> 01:54:57,459
Is that true?
Swear on Pappu?
1852
01:54:57,887 --> 01:55:02,817
I swear... on Pappu, our railway colony
and by every person in our entire town!
1853
01:55:08,103 --> 01:55:09,152
I am sorry!
1854
01:55:09,813 --> 01:55:10,776
What?
1855
01:55:11,614 --> 01:55:13,970
I said I'm sorry. Idiot.
1856
01:55:17,000 --> 01:55:18,946
Better get warmed up now.
1857
01:55:19,633 --> 01:55:23,164
We need to get our revenge
before Jatayu Singh gets here.
1858
01:55:55,725 --> 01:55:56,761
Got the cash?
1859
01:55:57,215 --> 01:55:59,187
- It's in the car.
- Show me the bags!
1860
01:56:09,794 --> 01:56:11,316
Load them in the car.
1861
01:56:25,165 --> 01:56:28,324
All your money will be transferred
to a foreign bank account by tomorrow.
1862
01:56:28,730 --> 01:56:29,676
Thanks.
1863
01:56:30,513 --> 01:56:32,451
- Thank you sir.
- You can go.
1864
01:56:51,324 --> 01:56:52,351
Kunal.
1865
01:57:04,655 --> 01:57:07,187
Get up my child.
1866
01:57:09,204 --> 01:57:18,620
Are you wondering why your whole
world has just turned upside down?
1867
01:57:21,674 --> 01:57:24,737
I designed that Bunty and Babli
calling card.
1868
01:57:25,164 --> 01:57:27,436
I selected the colour, it's scheme...
1869
01:57:27,586 --> 01:57:29,485
...and each and every
detail like... what's it called?
1870
01:57:29,675 --> 01:57:32,924
- Font.
- Yes, the font! I chose that.
1871
01:57:33,630 --> 01:57:38,911
And this name, Bunty and Babli,
that you've been parading around...
1872
01:57:39,117 --> 01:57:41,766
...was the result of our brilliance.
1873
01:57:42,230 --> 01:57:47,319
You small time thugs thought
you could replace us?!
1874
01:57:47,668 --> 01:57:50,981
You thought you could just
mooch off our brand...
1875
01:57:51,165 --> 01:57:53,156
...by plastering it wherever
you feel like?
1876
01:57:53,420 --> 01:57:56,811
Now we'll plaster your faces
on tomorrow's papers.
1877
01:57:57,525 --> 01:57:59,022
Jatayu Singh will be here any moment.
1878
01:57:59,245 --> 01:58:01,818
You're looking at a minimum
of 10 years.
1879
01:58:02,230 --> 01:58:04,991
Not to mention what Mrs. Lovely
will do with you.
1880
01:58:05,356 --> 01:58:10,066
Get ready to rot in jail.
1881
01:58:11,228 --> 01:58:14,802
So you guys are the real
Bunty and Babli?
1882
01:58:16,132 --> 01:58:16,907
Word.
1883
01:58:18,163 --> 01:58:21,004
Damn! We shouldn't have done this.
1884
01:58:21,228 --> 01:58:22,309
Wait, I'll handle this.
1885
01:58:22,492 --> 01:58:25,649
I knew we were going to get caught
one day... if we keep doing it!
1886
01:58:25,811 --> 01:58:26,785
Lemme talk.
1887
01:58:26,967 --> 01:58:29,330
I should've never agreed
to your stupid idea...
1888
01:58:29,661 --> 01:58:32,301
I should have just said 'No'
to doing it one last time as well!
1889
01:58:32,560 --> 01:58:33,708
Just calm down Sonia.
1890
01:58:33,895 --> 01:58:35,123
You're asking me to calm down?!
1891
01:58:35,357 --> 01:58:36,986
I have a single mother dude.
1892
01:58:37,251 --> 01:58:38,692
How is she gonna live without me?!
1893
01:58:39,004 --> 01:58:40,666
Stop this fake drama.
1894
01:58:42,013 --> 01:58:44,947
We have used this same
sad story many time!
1895
01:58:48,656 --> 01:58:50,722
We don't do this because we enjoy it.
1896
01:58:52,326 --> 01:58:54,555
Anybody who breaks the law,
does it for a reason.
1897
01:58:54,831 --> 01:58:56,835
For some it's revenge, greed,
or ambition.
1898
01:58:57,002 --> 01:58:58,584
Ours, was frustration.
1899
01:58:59,597 --> 01:59:03,553
India runs on a special fuel...
that's unique only to us -
1900
01:59:04,074 --> 01:59:05,680
we call it 'Jugaad' or cutting corners.
1901
01:59:06,044 --> 01:59:09,139
Dad couldn't afford a private hospital
for my birth.
1902
01:59:09,334 --> 01:59:12,772
He first needed 'Jugaad' for a hospital
bed in a government hospital.
1903
01:59:13,303 --> 01:59:15,115
And then for admission
in an English medium school
1904
01:59:15,308 --> 01:59:16,364
for a special tutor.
1905
01:59:16,517 --> 01:59:18,262
Jugaad to get me into
the local Cricket team...
1906
01:59:18,467 --> 01:59:20,678
...he used this jugaad to even
get me internet on my phone!
1907
01:59:22,613 --> 01:59:24,323
I saw him cut corners all his life...
1908
01:59:25,059 --> 01:59:26,760
...and grew up thinking.
1909
01:59:27,232 --> 01:59:31,064
Maybe this is the only way - Jugaad!
1910
01:59:32,314 --> 01:59:34,359
This same jugaad got me
to an engineering college...
1911
01:59:34,637 --> 01:59:38,993
...but even there I couldn't get by
a single day without cutting corners.
1912
01:59:39,734 --> 01:59:43,744
In spite of hundreds of thousands in fees
and tall claims of "job security".
1913
01:59:44,241 --> 01:59:48,713
Not even 20% of the graduates
get a job.
1914
01:59:49,063 --> 01:59:50,566
And then some survey
will declare that...
1915
01:59:50,731 --> 01:59:53,092
90% of graduates are unfit
for employment!
1916
01:59:53,615 --> 01:59:55,661
But does anyone stop to ask
why is that so?
1917
01:59:55,965 --> 01:59:57,957
And why doesn't it change?
1918
02:00:01,067 --> 02:00:04,432
My graduation had wiped out
my parents' savings.
1919
02:00:04,945 --> 02:00:07,422
I didn't know what to do.
1920
02:00:08,092 --> 02:00:10,848
When it occurred to me if the system
is designed to steal from us...
1921
02:00:11,265 --> 02:00:13,653
...why not con the system itself?
1922
02:00:14,285 --> 02:00:16,875
And that's why we decided we're
going to con agents of this 'jugaad'
1923
02:00:17,094 --> 02:00:19,043
and expose the system for what it is...
1924
02:00:19,302 --> 02:00:21,084
...and in the process,
fulfil our own dreams.
1925
02:00:21,297 --> 02:00:22,846
Tell me what exactly
did we do wrong?
1926
02:00:25,567 --> 02:00:30,938
We grew up listening Bunty and Babli's
exploits... on TV and newspapers.
1927
02:00:31,259 --> 02:00:34,363
As soon as we graduated,
you became our role models.
1928
02:00:36,249 --> 02:00:39,658
We thought, like you guys,
we too will never get caught.
1929
02:00:41,213 --> 02:00:44,081
We only keep 10% of the money
we make... and give away the rest.
1930
02:00:45,351 --> 02:00:50,015
We forgot that our misdeeds are bound
to catch up with us one day.
1931
02:00:52,623 --> 02:00:55,292
So here we are... and our money.
1932
02:00:56,121 --> 02:00:58,204
You can do what you want with us.
1933
02:01:02,435 --> 02:01:06,531
Vimmi, the world is made up
of two kinds of people.
1934
02:01:07,364 --> 02:01:11,100
One - The kinds who sidestep a pothole
on the road and move on with their life.
1935
02:01:11,444 --> 02:01:15,085
Two - The kind that stops...
and asks who did this?
1936
02:01:15,373 --> 02:01:18,054
For what joy?
And when will it be filled?
1937
02:01:18,923 --> 02:01:23,035
And there's a third kind... people
like you, who can see the pothole...
1938
02:01:23,251 --> 02:01:25,458
...and yet feel the urge
to fall into it!
1939
02:01:26,750 --> 02:01:29,148
Stop being such a softie Rakesh.
1940
02:01:33,423 --> 02:01:35,562
Didn't we also get cheated
by the same system?
1941
02:01:35,718 --> 02:01:37,737
That's why we became Bunty and Babli.
1942
02:01:37,946 --> 02:01:44,986
I believe if they are repentant, they
should get a chance to make amends.
1943
02:01:47,970 --> 02:01:50,586
Isn't that the same thing
Inspector Dashrath Singh did for us?
1944
02:01:51,321 --> 02:01:52,734
Remember Vimmi?
1945
02:01:53,229 --> 02:01:56,960
You know I get emotional
when you talk about Dashrath uncle.
1946
02:02:18,001 --> 02:02:20,244
What the hell is this?
Where are those two?
1947
02:02:20,509 --> 02:02:22,199
Sir they fooled us and fled!
1948
02:02:23,377 --> 02:02:26,245
But we've recovered the money...
the entire 2 Billion.
1949
02:02:26,615 --> 02:02:28,025
It's in that van.
1950
02:02:30,598 --> 02:02:33,452
They fooled you and fled...
but left all their money behind?
1951
02:02:34,085 --> 02:02:36,168
Can you explain that rubbish logic?
1952
02:02:36,877 --> 02:02:39,155
As soon as they heard
Jatayu Singh is coming...
1953
02:02:39,358 --> 02:02:42,086
they started shivering in their pants
and scampered away!
1954
02:02:42,677 --> 02:02:47,566
Vimmi dear... that's a great story
for stoking my ego...
1955
02:02:49,047 --> 02:02:51,771
but as far as logic goes...
that is complete poppycock!
1956
02:02:54,373 --> 02:02:56,630
You can go ahead and check the van.
1957
02:03:00,289 --> 02:03:04,801
Incredible! Flabbergasting...
Mind blasting!!!
1958
02:03:05,726 --> 02:03:09,074
Katrina, Priyanka, Bipasha has
replaced Gandhi on the notes!
1959
02:03:09,642 --> 02:03:12,668
These notes look fake.
1960
02:03:13,336 --> 02:03:18,660
Dear Former Bunty, they don't
just look fake, they are fake!
1961
02:03:19,539 --> 02:03:21,050
They've fooled us again!
1962
02:03:23,418 --> 02:03:25,791
But I checked the 3 bags myself...
1963
02:03:26,102 --> 02:03:28,843
I told you... You've gone soft.
1964
02:03:29,084 --> 02:03:33,166
If you can fool them for 30 days
by thinking like them...
1965
02:03:33,562 --> 02:03:36,787
...then why can't they do the same
to you and fool you with 3 bags?
1966
02:03:37,098 --> 02:03:39,642
There's real currency
on the surface...
1967
02:03:39,985 --> 02:03:41,316
...but the bags are full of fake notes.
1968
02:03:41,583 --> 02:03:42,865
I know Gupta.
1969
02:03:43,372 --> 02:03:45,056
What about the video recording?
1970
02:03:45,442 --> 02:03:52,096
I deleted the video
after we let them go.
1971
02:03:53,245 --> 02:03:54,450
What could we do?
1972
02:03:54,742 --> 02:03:56,474
We thought they were repentant...
1973
02:03:56,684 --> 02:03:58,588
...and wanted to give them
a chance to make amends.
1974
02:03:58,886 --> 02:03:59,900
Are you a court judge?
1975
02:04:00,549 --> 02:04:02,922
Or the police?
1976
02:04:03,381 --> 02:04:05,734
Who gave you the goddamn
right to decide?
1977
02:04:06,193 --> 02:04:07,960
Tell, me who gave you the right?
1978
02:04:08,384 --> 02:04:10,541
Um... Even Dashrath Singh...
1979
02:04:10,737 --> 02:04:12,133
Not a word. He's retired now.
1980
02:04:12,318 --> 02:04:14,475
The phone's ringing.
1981
02:04:15,464 --> 02:04:16,049
UNKNOWN NUMBER
1982
02:04:17,241 --> 02:04:18,275
Who is it?
1983
02:04:22,009 --> 02:04:23,764
Greetings Mr. Bunty... and Mrs. Babli
1984
02:04:24,037 --> 02:04:26,321
Just tell me where you are,
you rascal?
1985
02:04:26,613 --> 02:04:30,445
If I see you I am going to make sure you
won't be able to greet anyone again!
1986
02:04:30,720 --> 02:04:33,936
I know you guys are pissed about
the fake notes, but think about it.
1987
02:04:34,221 --> 02:04:41,134
How could we pass on the chance
to scam the real Bunty and Babli?!
1988
02:04:41,455 --> 02:04:44,868
You're telling me, you knew we were
the real Bunty and Babli, all along?
1989
02:04:45,262 --> 02:04:47,839
When you took your wallet out
on the night of the party.
1990
02:04:54,902 --> 02:04:56,660
I saw something I wasn't meant to.
1991
02:04:56,882 --> 02:04:58,396
You can't handle your drink.
1992
02:04:58,602 --> 02:05:02,516
It was nice to see you still carry your
calling card even after all these years.
1993
02:05:02,853 --> 02:05:06,418
And that hour long rant about Jugaad
and the system... was all a farce?
1994
02:05:06,825 --> 02:05:12,808
No. We did get a little too greedy
and selfish about our aspirations,
1995
02:05:13,265 --> 02:05:15,872
when we landed this kind of money.
1996
02:05:16,323 --> 02:05:19,806
But then we recollected the reason that
inspired us to become Bunty and Babli.
1997
02:05:20,082 --> 02:05:23,316
And so, in the interest of the general
public, we're re-entering the game.
1998
02:05:23,818 --> 02:05:25,625
There's no point coming after us...
1999
02:05:25,833 --> 02:05:27,376
...because we ain't getting
caught again!
2000
02:05:27,594 --> 02:05:29,088
So don't waste your time.
2001
02:05:29,270 --> 02:05:31,378
- Take care and sleep tight!
- Take care.
2002
02:05:36,548 --> 02:05:40,378
Bunty and Babli...
Bunty and Babli..!
2003
02:05:41,845 --> 02:05:45,911
You have once again besmirched
your own good name...as well as mine.
2004
02:05:46,397 --> 02:05:49,260
I was wrong... you guys are useless!
2005
02:05:49,707 --> 02:05:51,464
Please return to your domestic life...
2006
02:05:51,915 --> 02:05:54,974
...and look after that ticking time
bomb of a child that you've birthed.
2007
02:05:55,361 --> 02:05:58,198
I'm afraid his antics are going
to leave both of you behind.
2008
02:05:58,685 --> 02:05:59,375
Out!
2009
02:05:59,827 --> 02:06:00,867
- Gupta.
- Sir.
2010
02:06:01,096 --> 02:06:02,111
Leave them.
2011
02:06:15,697 --> 02:06:16,799
ONE WEEK LATER
2012
02:06:17,018 --> 02:06:18,140
- Rakesh!!!
- "Why... and How?!"
2013
02:06:18,639 --> 02:06:19,913
That is the question
everyone's asking.
2014
02:06:20,123 --> 02:06:21,329
Rakesh! Come fast.
2015
02:06:21,528 --> 02:06:25,438
"Orphanages across the country
have received...
2016
02:06:25,708 --> 02:06:30,077
...a mamoth deposit totalling
1.8 Billion rupees.
2017
02:06:30,425 --> 02:06:36,777
From none other than the master
fraudsters - Bunty and Babli!
2018
02:06:37,310 --> 02:06:39,904
This money was transferred from
an account registered in Abu Dhabu...
2019
02:06:40,094 --> 02:06:43,223
...under their name -
Bunty-Babli and Co.
2020
02:06:43,528 --> 02:06:46,226
- No one knows why..."
- There's a courier for you.
2021
02:06:46,586 --> 02:06:50,406
Did you open the envelope Pappu?
2022
02:06:52,564 --> 02:06:54,716
Tickets to Abu Dhabi.
2023
02:07:05,603 --> 02:07:08,056
Greeting again...
Mr. Bunty and Mrs. Babli!
2024
02:07:12,112 --> 02:07:14,543
Your plan was outstanding!
2025
02:07:18,505 --> 02:07:20,535
If we hand this money to Jatayu,
2026
02:07:20,840 --> 02:07:22,854
it's going to land up
in some minister's safe...
2027
02:07:23,042 --> 02:07:24,976
...or some business tycoon's
going to use it...
2028
02:07:25,529 --> 02:07:27,771
...to defraud the people
and run away.
2029
02:07:30,498 --> 02:07:34,649
5% brand licensing fees
with perpetuity, is that too much?
2030
02:07:34,883 --> 02:07:35,828
Perpetu... What?
2031
02:07:36,285 --> 02:07:37,767
Perpetuity...
2032
02:07:38,052 --> 02:07:41,564
They pay us, as long as
they use the brand.
2033
02:07:45,808 --> 02:07:50,158
The police are on their way...
you have two options right now.
2034
02:07:50,488 --> 02:07:52,797
Option A, surrender and repent.
2035
02:07:53,118 --> 02:07:56,326
Or option B, do as we say.
2036
02:07:56,864 --> 02:08:00,407
Whatever you do,
just remember one thing...
2037
02:08:01,280 --> 02:08:04,392
...there hasn't been a day
in the last few years...
2038
02:08:04,767 --> 02:08:07,569
...when we haven't regretted
giving up being Bunty and Babli.
2039
02:08:09,245 --> 02:08:13,021
Mehmood, doesn't your son
own a printing press in Delhi?
2040
02:08:13,666 --> 02:08:17,103
We need 40 kilos of recycled paper
and 5 kilos of Monopoly notes.
2041
02:08:17,296 --> 02:08:20,288
Wait! If we con you, then we ought
to have known all along...
2042
02:08:20,503 --> 02:08:22,090
...that you are the real
Bunty and Babli!
2043
02:08:22,437 --> 02:08:23,219
That's right.
2044
02:08:23,570 --> 02:08:25,381
Why else would we carry
fake currency notes?
2045
02:08:25,723 --> 02:08:30,023
You'll say that you saw this
calling card in my wallet...
2046
02:08:30,841 --> 02:08:33,030
...on the night of the party.
2047
02:08:34,938 --> 02:08:37,308
Working with you guys was a joy!
2048
02:08:37,781 --> 02:08:40,156
We've transferred your 5%
to your account...
2049
02:08:40,334 --> 02:08:42,834
...and mailed the account number
to Vimmi's email id.
2050
02:08:43,106 --> 02:08:45,728
I hope you guys liked
our company name?
2051
02:08:47,826 --> 02:08:49,861
Would have been nicer if you called it.
2052
02:08:51,348 --> 02:08:55,500
"The original Bunty-Babli and company"!
2053
02:08:59,750 --> 02:09:03,263
That is that!
What's next for you guys?
2054
02:09:04,137 --> 02:09:06,091
Didn't you guys say,
not a single passes...
2055
02:09:06,447 --> 02:09:10,893
...when you don't regret
giving up 'Bunty and Babli'.
2056
02:09:13,000 --> 02:09:14,497
We don't want that feeling.
2057
02:09:14,873 --> 02:09:16,964
So we're going to keep doing this.
2058
02:09:17,217 --> 02:09:19,623
The world has seen Bunty and Babli 2.0.
2059
02:09:20,624 --> 02:09:23,223
What do you guys think
about a Bunty and Babli 4.0?
2060
02:09:27,610 --> 02:09:30,849
Loan frauds in the Indian banking
system have become a menace...
2061
02:09:31,300 --> 02:09:34,864
...and the employees in-charge
are responsible for a bulk of it.
2062
02:09:35,668 --> 02:09:38,101
HBC - Hindustan Banking Corporation.
Raman Kochhar - Managing Director
2063
02:09:38,331 --> 02:09:41,306
Your consortium has been awarded
the contract to build the highway,
2064
02:09:41,705 --> 02:09:45,319
but you guys have no experience
in road construction.
2065
02:09:45,720 --> 02:09:48,934
This could be a risky
proposition for our bank.
2066
02:09:49,232 --> 02:09:52,532
I mean, if you don't complete
this project,
2067
02:09:53,551 --> 02:09:55,120
we will have to bear the loss.
2068
02:09:57,217 --> 02:09:59,811
Who decides if this loan
is risky or not?
2069
02:10:00,014 --> 02:10:01,334
That would be me!
2070
02:10:02,583 --> 02:10:07,213
So, the approval of this loan
depends solely on you?
2071
02:10:07,938 --> 02:10:09,040
Yes. That's right.
2072
02:10:09,532 --> 02:10:16,294
So if your wife gets a stake
of 10% in our company...
2073
02:10:16,885 --> 02:10:21,859
...will it make your decision
a whole lot easier?
2074
02:10:22,988 --> 02:10:24,788
20%, not 10.
2075
02:10:25,307 --> 02:10:27,552
From ministers right up to the clerks...
2076
02:10:27,735 --> 02:10:30,021
...there are a lot of palms
that need to be greased.
2077
02:10:31,404 --> 02:10:32,366
Well sir...
2078
02:10:33,762 --> 02:10:35,874
It takes money to make money.
2079
02:10:37,855 --> 02:10:38,911
Done.
2080
02:11:09,772 --> 02:11:10,454
Tattooed.
2081
02:11:14,671 --> 02:11:15,278
Tattooed.
2082
02:11:19,525 --> 02:11:20,151
Tattooed.
2083
02:11:24,695 --> 02:11:26,959
I stalk your insta and your selfies.
2084
02:11:27,150 --> 02:11:29,245
I lose my heart,
when you 'say cheese'.
2085
02:11:34,371 --> 02:11:36,711
You're the only party,
only government...
2086
02:11:36,878 --> 02:11:39,005
To my heart's lonely parliament.
2087
02:11:44,117 --> 02:11:46,284
Take ma house, take all ma dough,
2088
02:11:46,513 --> 02:11:48,691
You can have da jaguar
and da bungalow.
2089
02:11:48,965 --> 02:11:50,366
Just once girl... look at me right?
2090
02:11:50,507 --> 02:11:51,530
Your black eyes, shoot me at sight.
2091
02:11:51,705 --> 02:11:53,061
Why you gotta be so mean?
2092
02:11:53,494 --> 02:11:56,951
Tattooed girl... my beauty queen.
2093
02:11:57,134 --> 02:12:00,494
Tattooed girl... your eyes so green.
2094
02:12:00,784 --> 02:12:04,160
Tattooed girl... my beauty queen.
2095
02:12:04,389 --> 02:12:07,799
Tattooed girl... with eyes so green.
2096
02:12:08,011 --> 02:12:11,905
Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl.
2097
02:12:32,621 --> 02:12:35,169
Dancin to the desi beat.
2098
02:12:35,378 --> 02:12:37,540
In that Spaghetti-n-jeans,
2099
02:12:37,764 --> 02:12:39,997
lookin oh so sweet.
2100
02:12:40,206 --> 02:12:42,060
My tattooed girl... yeah-yeah.
2101
02:12:42,556 --> 02:12:44,779
Dancin to the desi beat.
2102
02:12:45,027 --> 02:12:47,179
In that Spaghetti-n-jeans,
2103
02:12:47,469 --> 02:12:49,529
lookin oh so sweet.
2104
02:12:49,844 --> 02:12:51,118
My tattooed girl.
2105
02:12:56,251 --> 02:12:56,636
Listen up.
2106
02:12:56,825 --> 02:12:58,987
I'm a big movie star boy.
2107
02:12:59,287 --> 02:13:01,708
Don't you got newspapers
in your car boy?
2108
02:13:06,545 --> 02:13:08,758
Just ma hair and ma make up.
2109
02:13:08,942 --> 02:13:11,257
Costs more than your jaguar boy!
2110
02:13:16,190 --> 02:13:18,428
Keep away your trashy pick up line.
2111
02:13:18,662 --> 02:13:20,753
Get a shave...
a haircut and some shine.
2112
02:13:20,976 --> 02:13:23,641
Your Jag's a broken old truck...
2113
02:13:23,849 --> 02:13:25,397
...these fake raybans...
don't make you fine!
2114
02:13:25,606 --> 02:13:28,982
Tattooed girl... ain't comin with you.
2115
02:13:29,211 --> 02:13:32,632
Tattooed girl... needs someone new!
2116
02:13:32,890 --> 02:13:36,357
Tattooed girl... my beauty queen.
2117
02:13:36,550 --> 02:13:39,910
Tattooed girl... with eyes so green.
2118
02:13:40,148 --> 02:13:44,061
Girl... hey girl... Hey tattooed girl.
2119
02:13:44,996 --> 02:13:45,661
Get lost.
2120
02:13:49,813 --> 02:13:51,305
Tattooed girl...
2121
02:13:54,712 --> 02:13:56,255
Tattooed girl...
2122
02:13:59,505 --> 02:14:01,114
Tattooed girl...
2123
02:14:14,612 --> 02:14:20,353
They thought they could fool me,
just because I was a fan.
2124
02:14:23,327 --> 02:14:27,959
Watch as I hang them upside down
and suck the life out of them.
2125
02:14:29,988 --> 02:14:31,213
Agent 007.
2126
02:14:32,018 --> 02:14:32,824
Yes sir.
2127
02:14:34,778 --> 02:14:38,449
Forget about the motorbike,
you deserve a car.
2128
02:14:39,062 --> 02:14:40,782
Which I'll gift you.
2129
02:14:42,074 --> 02:14:45,445
Because you have chosen nation
over your own parents Patriot Pappu.
2130
02:14:46,705 --> 02:14:49,554
Your nation salutes you!
2131
02:14:50,771 --> 02:14:51,520
Sir!
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