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[GUNS COCKING]
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[RUBIN SCREAMS]
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Batboy! The Floogle Gang
is getting ready to charge.
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What should we do?
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We shall do the moral thing, Rubin.
The noble thing. Run!
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But wait. It just so happens
I have here in my weapons belt...
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...a tiny vial of secret gas...
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...that paralyzes gangsters
just long enough to take them away to jail.
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[BATBOY COUGHING]
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The capture of the Floogle Gang
means the end of the mysterious killings...
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...plaguing Cosmopolis City.
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Hand me a tissue from
the glove compartment, will you, Rube?
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Aah! Batboy! Batboy!
Look what's in the glove compartment.
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A pair of gloves.
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Didn't you ever see gloves
in a glove compartment?
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With hands in them! Another victim.
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The villain must still be at large.
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Quickly. Onto our secret Bat-O-Cycle.
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Obviously, the killings were not the work
of the Floogle Gang, but the Fleagle Gang.
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We'll swing down on the fiends
and surprise them.
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BATBOY:
Missed. Missed.
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Missed. Missed. Missed.
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Deftly, I clamber up the wall...
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...and place the loop over the post
and pull it tight with a deft jerk.
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Okay, you deft jerk,
let's go into our routine.
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Hup, ho. Hep, whee. Let's go.
Top of the skyscraper.
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Hoo, ha. Whee.
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Whee, ha. Ho, hee, hee. Ha, ho.
Top of the sk... Ooh.
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Uh-oh. Look.
The meanest dead-end kids in Cosmopolis.
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The Fleagle Gang.
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Sha-bwoy-ha!
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Run!
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[SCREAMS]
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But, Batboy, haven't you got
some little old tiny vial of secret gas...
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...in your belt to stop them?
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Here's a secret gas
that rids the body of offending odors.
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Wait, that's my deodorant.
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Aha! The secretest vial
containing the secretest weapon of all.
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Tiny hairbrushes.
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[WAILING]
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Boy, if these weren't dead-end kids before,
their ends will be dead now.
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And now we deftly swing away
on our rope.
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Hey, look!
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[MAN SNORING]
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Hold the phone.
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This is obviously the work
of the same murderer of the other bodies.
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Quick.
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[RUBIN GRUNTS]
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To the Bat-O-Wagon.
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There's only one gang left in Cosmopolis
that could have done this.
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The Flurgle Gang.
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Once again, I deftly toss a rope.
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And here we go
to the hideout of the Flurgle Gang.
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Drop your weapons, you fiends.
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You, uh, monsters.
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[BABBLING]
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Whoa, whoa.
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[GIGGLING AND STAMMERING]
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[BARKING]
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[PANTING]
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Put away your vials, your weapons,
your mechanical devices, Batboy.
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This situation calls for manly wrestling.
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Right.
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BATBOY & RUBIN:
Fla-boi-gan!
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[THUDDING]
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Take out your vials, your weapons,
your mechanical devices, Batboy.
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- This situation calls for dirty fighting.
- Right.
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[EXPLOSION]
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Well, that takes care of the Flurgle Gang.
There will be no more murders.
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Phew. What a day.
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Sometimes I wonder
why you keep knocking yourself out...
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...with this Batboy schtick.
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- It don't pay, you know.
- Rubin...
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...there are other things in life
besides money.
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Finer things.
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Like power.
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Now, hang up my cape
like a good fellow.
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[SCREAMS]
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Golly. Another body.
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But the Fleagle and Flurgle gangs
are all wiped out.
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Then the villain
can only be one other person.
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- Unh.
RUBIN: Oh, my eye.
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[GRUNTS]
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[RETCHES AND GROANS]
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Yes, Rubin.
The victim is dispatched in the same way.
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Two tiny holes in the victim's big toe.
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Two tiny holes punched by me.
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For you see,
I am no furshlugginer ordinary Batboy.
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I am...
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[IN ROMANIAN ACCENT]
... a vampire Batboy.
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[SLURPING]
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MAN:
That was awesome-sauce.
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Greetings. Bat-Mite here.
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As an all-powerful being
from the fifth dimension...
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...I can look in on any version
of Batman ever imagined.
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And believe me,
there are some weird versions out there.
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Today, I'll be your guide...
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...as we visit different renditions
of the Caped Crusader...
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...in a little collection of stories
I like to call...
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..."Batman's Strangest Cases."
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BAT-MITE:
Let's just get on with the show already.
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[BAT-MITE READING ON-SCREEN TEXT]
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BAT-MITE:
Welcome again.
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To begin our little jaunt
through the Bat-multiverse...
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...I suggest a stop in Japan.
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Hang on for an adventure in Bat-Manga.
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NARRATOR:
In our last episode, Batman and Robin...
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...once again triumphed
over their archenemy, Lord Death Man...
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...after he returned from the grave.
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But this time, will their most cunning
adversary stay buried?
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I'll bet this is the first time anyone has been
buried twice in the same grave.
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In any case, it's over now.
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There is no way even he could escape
from the grave again.
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What's going on?
Why is it suddenly so dark?
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Robin?
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[LORD DEATH MAN LAUGHING]
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Ugh, that laugh. Lord Death Man.
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Batman, you fool.
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Do you really think that I, Lord Death Man,
can be stopped so easily?
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What you caught
was merely the shadow of death...
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...which can slip your fingers
at any time.
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I've come back from the grave
to destroy you.
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[BATMAN GASPS]
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Ghoul! Take that.
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[LORD DEATH MAN LAUGHING]
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[BATMAN YELLS]
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[BRUCE YELLS]
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Bruce, you had the nightmare again,
didn't you?
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Yes, Dick.
Another dream about Lord Death Man.
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They keep me up all night
and make me tired all day.
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And here I thought
coming to Mr. Star's party...
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...would be a nice diversion.
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I'd rather sleep.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
your attention please.
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This afternoon, for your entertainment...
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...you will see a man
literally buried alive...
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...only to emerge from the ground
an hour later completely unharmed.
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- What?
STAR: Lower him.
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Now cover him in dirt.
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[BOTH GASP]
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Bruce, it's been 60 minutes.
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I know.
He's certain to have run out of oxygen.
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He's dead!
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Wait, wait, wait.
Don't rush to any conclusions.
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Look closer.
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[DICK GASPS]
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DICK: He's grinning.
- He's alive.
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[LAUGHS]
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As you see, I live.
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It's a secret yoga method.
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Secret yoga method?
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That's right. Using the ancient
Hindu art of slowed yoga breathing...
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...one can appear
to stop their breath and heartbeat.
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The appearance of death
is quite convincing.
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That's it. Come on, Dick. We're leaving.
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Mr. Wayne, so soon?
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BATMAN: Lord Death Man
was using the same secret yoga method.
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He made himself appear to be dead,
then his friends came and dug him up.
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[ROBIN GASPS]
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He's gone!
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Always one step ahead. Hmm.
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"Batman, I offer you this coffin as a gift.
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Lord Death Man."
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[LORD DEATH MAN LAUGHING]
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Batman and Robin,
I see you've uncovered my secret.
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However, this will be the last time
we will meet.
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[LAUGHING]
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Batman!
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[GRUNTS]
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[LORD DEATH MAN LAUGHS]
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Batman has taken a lead bullet
straight to the underworld.
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Curse you, Lord Death Man.
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It's time for Batman's funeral. Bury him.
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ASSASSINS:
Huh?
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[ASSASSINS GRUNT]
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So just playing dead, eh?
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[YELLS]
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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Take the wheel, Robin.
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Speed up and drive in circles,
creating a centrifugal force.
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You got it.
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[ASSASSINS GRUNTING]
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BATMAN:
That finishes the goons.
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Where's Lord Death Man?
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[HELICOPTER WHIRRING]
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BATMAN:
He's taken to the skies.
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I'll take care of you
meddling fools myself.
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ROBIN:
It's a bomb.
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Activating smoke screen.
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Rats. I can't see
through all of this smoke.
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Power lines!
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No! No!
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[SCREAMS]
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ROBIN: Lord Death Man has paid the price
for his villainy.
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Though I'm certain
he parachuted away to safety.
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I'm sure we shall meet again.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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[BATMAN & ROBIN
CONTINUE LAUGHING]
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Lord Death Man parachuted to safety.
Right.
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Who doesn't love English dubbing
on Japanese animation?
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Now, over the years...
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...Batman has worked side by side
with the world's greatest detectives.
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Sherlock Holmes.
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Elongated Man.
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And, of course,
the most famous sleuth of modern times...
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...that brilliant,
brave crime-solving canine...
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...Scooby-Doo.
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Like, there he is, Scoob.
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Our favorite wacky songster,
"Weird Al" Yankovic.
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"Another One Rides the Bus."
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[SCOOBY LAUGHS]
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Scooby-Doo, Batman and Weird Al.
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It's the holy trinity of pop culture.
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We have five tickets
for Mystery Incorporated.
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For real? You actually wanna go inside?
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Why not? Al's show is great.
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The show, yeah. But the theater?
Well, it's your funeral.
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I wanna thank everybody
for coming out tonight.
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Uh, both of you.
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Uh, do I have the right night?
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Small crowd for a sold-out show.
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Everyone else has been scared away
by the Footlight Phantom.
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[SCOOBY STAMMERING]
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Footlight Phantom?
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The gruesome ghost
that haunts this old theater.
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Beware. Beware.
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[FOOTLIGHT PHANTOM LAUGHING]
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Zoinks!
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Like, it's the Footlight Phantom.
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Hey, there's no fog machine in this number.
Get off the stage.
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[LAUGHS]
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Like, the Phantom got Weird Al.
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And I've got the Phantom.
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Let's see who he really is.
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I'll bet it's that snarky ticket girl.
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Or, like, that creepy usher dude.
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[LAUGHS]
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The Joker?
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The Joker. Yikes!
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Don't forget his perfidious partner,
the Penguin.
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You said your goony ghost routine
would scare away any interlopers.
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Don't ruffle your feathers.
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I have a permanent solution
for these meddling kids.
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[JOKER LAUGHING MANIACALLY]
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JOKER: For the setup, we have the mutt,
the kids and the sharks.
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And for the punch line,
I add a huge pile of Scooby Snacks.
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- Who wants a treat?
- Uh, not me.
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Good doggy.
249
00:15:51,192 --> 00:15:56,824
We'd love to watch you feed the fishies,
but we're on a scavenger hunt.
250
00:15:56,997 --> 00:15:59,363
Ta-ta.
251
00:16:01,802 --> 00:16:03,360
Don't do it, Scoob.
252
00:16:03,537 --> 00:16:05,528
[WHIMPERING]
253
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:09,032
I can't help myself.
254
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:11,269
No!
255
00:16:11,712 --> 00:16:14,545
MAN:
Hang on, Scooby-Doo.
256
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:16,205
I don't believe it.
257
00:16:16,383 --> 00:16:19,147
SHAGGY:
Like, it's Batman and Robin.
258
00:16:21,422 --> 00:16:25,415
BATMAN: Hey, kids, we hope you're
enjoying our adventure with Scooby-Doo...
259
00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,527
...but we'd like to take a moment
to talk about...
260
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:30,289
...what to do in case
you get attacked by a shark.
261
00:16:30,464 --> 00:16:31,522
That's right, Batman.
262
00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:34,532
Shark attacks can be scary,
but you can defend yourself...
263
00:16:34,702 --> 00:16:38,536
...with a Bat-Aquatic-Menace-Neutralizer.
Make sure it's on the proper setting.
264
00:16:41,775 --> 00:16:44,039
If a shark grabs your cape, don't panic.
265
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,872
Any quality crime-fighting cape...
266
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,913
...should be equipped
with a quick-release collar.
267
00:16:49,316 --> 00:16:52,547
Of course, my cape has been soaked in
shark repellant for just such an occasion.
268
00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:54,551
[SHARK COUGHING]
269
00:16:54,722 --> 00:16:59,216
Remember these tips, and you'll know
what to do if a shark attacks.
270
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,586
We sure are lucky you happened by,
Caped Crusaders.
271
00:17:03,764 --> 00:17:06,324
We've been on Joker and Penguin's trail
for a while.
272
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:10,960
They learned this old theater
once belonged to the notorious gangster...
273
00:17:11,138 --> 00:17:13,629
...Benny "Bulldog" Benson.
274
00:17:13,807 --> 00:17:14,831
Of course.
275
00:17:15,009 --> 00:17:17,341
I read that Bulldog
hid a fortune in the theater...
276
00:17:17,511 --> 00:17:19,342
...but died before he could recover it.
277
00:17:19,513 --> 00:17:22,641
That's what they meant when they said
they were going on a scavenger hunt.
278
00:17:22,816 --> 00:17:25,842
Right. The old place is scheduled
to be torn down.
279
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,112
Jok...
280
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:28,312
You see this?
281
00:17:28,489 --> 00:17:31,219
Someone mispainted Batman's neck.
282
00:17:31,392 --> 00:17:33,485
I hate that.
283
00:17:33,661 --> 00:17:35,925
- And Penguin are trying
to scare everyone away...
284
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:37,927
...so they can find the money first.
285
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,931
Well, I've got a plan
to turn the tables on those two.
286
00:17:41,101 --> 00:17:42,295
You do that, Fred.
287
00:17:42,469 --> 00:17:45,666
Uh, Scoob and I will wait in the Batmobile,
where it's safe.
288
00:17:45,839 --> 00:17:49,036
I think I know
what Fred has in mind, Shaggy.
289
00:17:49,209 --> 00:17:52,440
And you'll be safe
if you do exactly as we say.
290
00:17:52,613 --> 00:17:55,104
Like, I was afraid he'd say that.
291
00:17:55,282 --> 00:17:56,306
[PENGUIN GROANS]
292
00:17:56,483 --> 00:17:58,246
We've gone over every inch
of this theater...
293
00:17:58,419 --> 00:18:01,786
...and there's still no sign
of Bulldog's fortune.
294
00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:06,949
Yes, it's enough to put a frown
even on my jolly face.
295
00:18:07,361 --> 00:18:10,125
Hey. Who's fooling with the lights?
296
00:18:10,764 --> 00:18:12,459
SHAGGY [AS BULLDOG]:
It's me, you rats.
297
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:15,295
Bulldog Benson.
298
00:18:15,469 --> 00:18:20,497
- It's really him.
- [STAMMERING] Or his ghost.
299
00:18:20,674 --> 00:18:23,643
SHAGGY:
Throw down your weapons, you mugs.
300
00:18:24,144 --> 00:18:27,011
Now, uh, take it easy, Bulldog.
301
00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:30,617
- It was just a joke, see?
SHAGGY: Yeah?
302
00:18:30,784 --> 00:18:32,251
Well, I ain't laughing.
303
00:18:32,419 --> 00:18:35,877
I want youse clowns out of here,
like, now.
304
00:18:36,056 --> 00:18:38,650
Sure, Bulldog, sure. Uh...
305
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:43,229
Go on, before I knock
that silly smile off your face.
306
00:18:43,397 --> 00:18:47,993
My, my, Bulldog.
You've come all undone.
307
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,192
SCOOBY & SHAGGY:
Yikes!
308
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:50,394
[SHAGGY WHIMPERS]
309
00:18:50,904 --> 00:18:53,498
Like, um, trick or treat.
310
00:18:54,408 --> 00:18:55,636
Freeze, you two.
311
00:18:55,809 --> 00:18:56,833
[PENGUIN YELLS]
312
00:18:57,010 --> 00:18:58,409
Batman and Robin.
313
00:18:58,579 --> 00:19:00,570
Exit stage left.
314
00:19:00,748 --> 00:19:02,648
[JOKER LAUGHS]
315
00:19:10,824 --> 00:19:12,655
[ALL SCREAM]
316
00:19:17,231 --> 00:19:19,859
You know,
back when this show was made...
317
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,501
...Batman couldn't even throw a punch.
318
00:19:22,669 --> 00:19:27,697
Lucky for us, I possess near-infinite
reality-warping magical powers.
319
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:30,002
Let the Bat-fight begin.
320
00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:36,739
[ALL GRUNTING]
321
00:19:45,692 --> 00:19:47,455
[BOTH WHIMPERING]
322
00:19:50,697 --> 00:19:52,028
BOTH:
Hm?
323
00:20:05,512 --> 00:20:07,503
[YELLS THEN GRUNTS]
324
00:20:09,483 --> 00:20:10,745
[JOKER SCREAMS]
325
00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:13,809
Hey, guys. Look what I found.
326
00:20:13,987 --> 00:20:16,148
Weird Al?
327
00:20:17,191 --> 00:20:21,093
Joker's trap door slid me
right into the theater's old elevator shaft.
328
00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:24,424
Luckily, there was all this cash
at the bottom to break my fall.
329
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,396
So the only question now is
what to do with it.
330
00:20:27,568 --> 00:20:29,433
We can't return it to Bulldog Benson.
331
00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:31,594
Like, we could split it up.
332
00:20:31,772 --> 00:20:35,208
Or I could use it
to finance my lifelong dream...
333
00:20:35,375 --> 00:20:36,899
...to turn the old Music Hall...
334
00:20:37,077 --> 00:20:40,342
...into the Polka and Novelty Song
Hall of Fame.
335
00:20:40,514 --> 00:20:43,176
Or we could, like, split it up.
336
00:20:43,350 --> 00:20:47,446
My good friend millionaire Bruce Wayne
is a big polka fan.
337
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:50,784
I'm reasonably sure
he'd match your contribution, Al.
338
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,121
Ha, ha. That's wonderful, Batman. Done.
339
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:57,286
Or, like, we could still split it up.
340
00:20:57,464 --> 00:21:00,695
We did it, gang.
Let's celebrate with a polka.
341
00:21:01,034 --> 00:21:03,025
[PLAYING POLKA MUSIC]
342
00:21:28,929 --> 00:21:30,055
Classic.
343
00:21:30,230 --> 00:21:33,222
Of course,
that's just the tip of the Bat-berg.
344
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:37,063
My Bat-trophy room goes on forever.
345
00:21:37,337 --> 00:21:43,139
So don't forget to join me next time
for another edition of "Bat-Mite Presents."
346
00:21:43,410 --> 00:21:44,468
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING ON TV]
347
00:21:44,645 --> 00:21:48,376
Ooh, my favorite episode.
348
00:21:55,322 --> 00:21:57,552
That's all, folks.
349
00:22:31,124 --> 00:22:33,115
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