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- www.addic7ed.com -
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Scientists have determined
that the secret to a long life
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is to drink lots of coffee...
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or no coffee at all.
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Now, it's time to kill time with
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"This Day in Springfield History."
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1906: We become the first flyover state
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when the Wright Brothers ignore us
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on a voyage from Ohio to Kentucky.
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1945: Peace breaks out
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and Montgomery Burns fires
his female employees.
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1961: As the rest of America
rockets into the new frontier,
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Springfield unveils a fleet
of school busses.
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These buses are bursting
with American technology.
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Grooved rubber mats,
and an emergency door
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that any child could accidentally open
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and fall 15 feet to the street.
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Lis, wish me luck. I'm going for the
lunch-boxing middleweight title.
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What does it matter?
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You'll never unify the belts.
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Okay, champ, remember your game plan:
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lead with your Krusty,
th jab-jab-jab with my Eeyore.
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Work the vest and the head will die.
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♪ Each day this bus ♪
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♪ Is home to chaos ♪
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♪ That little boy is mooning me ♪
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♪ This ride's a living hell ♪
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♪ Right to the morning bell ♪
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♪ Please tell me that
that puddle isn't pee ♪
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I'm taking care of this goldfish.
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♪ All I would ask ♪
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♪ Is just one friend to ride with ♪
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♪ And please not Milhouse or Kearney ♪
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Don't drag me into your lonely song.
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♪ Another girl who's smart ♪
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♪ With kindness in her heart ♪
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♪ Someone who's just exactly
just like... ♪
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She?
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Do we always have to have
the TV on during dinner?
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This is a special night, sweetie.
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We've all been waiting for..
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HOMER, MARGE, BART: Beast Blaster!
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Welcome back to the U.S. Ninja
Ultimate Beast Blaster,
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where U.S. ninjas fight to
become the ultimate beast.
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By defeating the ultimate beast,
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an obstacle course we call
"The Ultimate Monster."
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Well, I saw a cool girl
from the bus today.
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It's weird... I don't know her,
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but I feel like we could be friends.
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Yeah, you're right, I think Marcus
is gonna take it all this year.
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Mm-hmm. He's got the best narrative.
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He's doing it for his buddies
at MacDill Air Force Base.
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MacDill!
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This is your fifth attempt
to slay the monster.
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Can you give us the thoughts
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that are going through your mind?
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Hmm. Isn't the first rule of ninja
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to be silent and invisible?
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Shh. Watching other people live
full lives
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is our family activity.
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That girl I saw out the bus
window was playing the clarinet.
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The clarinet.
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The saxophone's cool
black friend. Yeah...
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Oh, my God, what a fail!
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HOMER, MARGE, BART: Ooh!
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I never gave up, and I taught my kids
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to follow their dreams.
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Oh, no. Daddy can't hug anymore.
No-no-no.
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Don't look up.
This bus is too depressing.
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Backpack attack!
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Ugh. It smells like Milhouss back.
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Lisa knows what my back smells like.
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Hamster volleyball.
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You lose. Lisa counts as floor.
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That's it.
There's gotta be a better place.
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Otto. Stop the bus. I wanna get off.
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You're the boss.
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Can we get some ice cream?
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I'm not that crazy. Yogurt.
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Oh, my God. I'm in that
other girl's neighborhood.
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Without the baggage
of being Lisa Simpson.
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Yo. Sis-boom-blah. Little help?
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Go. Go le.
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Go love. Multiply.
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Look at all these boutiques.
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I've never been in a neighborhood
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where the parking lots
were behind the stores.
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This is her house.
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Hello? Hello?
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Huh? Hmm.
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Oh. Ooh.
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Whoa.
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Hello? It's me, the girl on the bus!
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Um, I'm moving past the tasteful
craftsman fixtures,
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the eco-conscious lighting
that turns on when I enter
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and turns off when I leave.
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And now the jade tree,
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which I'm watering just a little.
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Oh, no.
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Hey. Don't be afraid. I'm Lisa.
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I saw you from my school bus..i
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At least, I think it was you.
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- Why were you crying?
- Because I just read
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the Pacific garbage patch grew
to 600,000 square miles.
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So then I put on "The Dolphin"
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by Stan Getz to cheer up.
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But it was so beautiful
I cried even more.
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You are just like the friend
I've described
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to so many wishing wells.
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By the way, I play the saxophone.
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Here. Take one.
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Wait a minute... this is gonna
end badly, isn't it?
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That's just what I was thinking.
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We have so much in common.
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So what do you do, Mrs. Monroe?
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I'm a marine biologist.
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I was in an improv group
and asked the audience
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for an occupation, and I just
fell in love with the work.
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I yes-and-ed myself into a career.
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More seitan gumbo, Lisa?
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The rice is conflict-free.
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Yes. It's not to die for.
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Oh, your mother keeps a journal
of what you say?
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She'll wear these pearls forever.
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Oh, that's good.
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Oh...
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♪ Some others I've seen ♪
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♪ Might never be mean ♪
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♪ Might never be cross ♪
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♪ Or try to be boss ♪
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♪ But they wouldn't do ♪
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♪ For nobody else ♪
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♪ Gave me a thrill ♪
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♪ With all your faults ♪
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♪ I love you still ♪
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♪ It had to be you ♪
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♪ Wonderful you ♪
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♪ It had to be you. ♪
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Mmm.
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- I love you.
- I love you.
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You do not say "suck"
at the dinner table!
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But veggie loaf does suck.
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It sucks a whole truck full of butts.
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You leave trucks out of this.
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Just eat your loafs.
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How was dinner with your friend, honey?
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Suck, suck, suckity, suck,
suckity, suck.
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- I'd say. It's, uh, a little different,
- Suck, suck, suck, suck.
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- Not better. Just different.
- Suck, suck, suck, suck...
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Can I ask a question?
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Shh. I wanna see this.
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Dina and Lucas
have never met each other,
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but by the time this roller coaster
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goes down this final hill,
they'll be married.
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So, what do you do for fun?
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I'm making a hammock of human hair!
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Boy, pass the salt.
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Coming right up.
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Oh!
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You did that on purpose.
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Well, I'm not giving you
the satisfaction.
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Excuse me, I have a question.
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Not now!
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I like your hair!
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Ah, get me out of here.
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Oh, this is so good. Mmm.
Oh, just the way I like it.
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Mmm. Salty. So salty.
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Aging rapidly.
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Where's Chlie Rose?
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Please, one simple question.
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What is it?
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Why do we have to eat dinner
together every night?
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Because it's good for the damn family.
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Now, Lisa, I know you're a vegetarian.
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Do you mind if we eat this
in front of you?
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Oh, no. No. Not at all.
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And the fact that you would even
ask how I felt...
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I don't need dessert,
because you being considerate
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is sweet enough.
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- Well put.
- So well put.
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Judging from you, I'm sure your
family is just as delightful
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and rinfrescante come la brezza
del lago di Como.
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Yes, my family.
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I try not to brag about them.
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More coconut water, please.
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Such a shame that we'll never,
ever meet them.
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- How come?
- We're going to be moving soon.
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My research grant came through.
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Sam's father studies the harmful effects
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of family relocation on children.
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Takes me all over the world.
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So I guess you'll never meet my parents.
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So we'll only know them through
what you say right now.
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Right. Now.
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Well, my father...
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works with his hands; he's a sculptor.
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And your mother?
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Mother is a chemist.
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And I have a sister, too.
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She's a professor of
non-linguistic communication.
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Has a high chair.
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Fascinating. Do you have any brothers?
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Nope.
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My point is,
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there are many scientists
who have questions
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- about global warming.
- Well, that's
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an interesting perspective, Congressman.
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Ooh. You can tell Terry Gross
is really mad at this guy.
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Oh-oh-oh-oh, you can
just let me off right here.
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No, no, no.
We'll go right to your house.
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Maybe I can meet your father.
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Ah, you sure can.
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Hey, there he is!
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Hi-diddly-ho!
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Daddy!
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Justo with it.
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God bless you and, as I like to say,
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a hearty woo-hoo!
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Well, God bless you, Mr. Simpson.
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I hate stupid Flanders!
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Annoyed grunt, annoyed grunt!
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Thank you.
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Mmm... deception.
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I got you a goodbye present.
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I'm really good at goodbye presents.
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Ordered this the day I met you.
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Well, I got you a Rubik's Cube.
Solve it.
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What?!
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My government grant was rescinded
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to pay for an exit latch
on a new fighter plane.
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The good news is, now we
can meet your wonderful mother.
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Oh. That is exactly what you could do...
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if I wasn't here to tell you
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my parents are going to Portugal.
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Oh! We love Portugal!
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Let me call them
with our top ten pastelaria!
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I mean, Portugal is their layover
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when they connect to...
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Lithuania!
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Have you been to Lithuania?
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No. And it is quite a sore spot.
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Lisa, I'll miss you.
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Oh, no, I'm not going with them.
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I'm staying with my... grandfather.
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That sounds right.
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- Why don't you stay with us?
- Stay with your family?
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In this home full of art and culture
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and you got a miniature horse?
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It's a rare breed
that gets cuter as it ages.
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Aw, oh...
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So, what do you say?
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Okay, that's it.
I've been piling lie upon lie
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like a bad French farce.
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So what is one more?
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Wah, wah, waah.
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Okay, I will come over here
every night at 7:30 after my...
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swimming lessons.
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But also, I have to leave
at 6:30 every morning for my...
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morning swimming lessons.
260
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You're a swimmer, Lisa.
261
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We would never presume
to question your schedule.
262
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How was your swimming lesson?
263
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It went swimmingly!
264
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Wake up, sleepyhead.
265
00:13:47,022 --> 00:13:49,657
Oh. Dressed so fast.
266
00:13:49,758 --> 00:13:52,961
Well, when you wear the same
thing every day, it's easy.
267
00:13:56,432 --> 00:13:57,799
What? Huh?
268
00:13:57,900 --> 00:14:00,135
You were sleeping like teacher.
269
00:14:01,904 --> 00:14:04,506
Oh, Ralph. I'm deceiving
all the people I love,
270
00:14:04,607 --> 00:14:07,609
and it's so exciting.
271
00:14:07,710 --> 00:14:10,912
Lies are like stars...
they always come out.
272
00:14:11,013 --> 00:14:13,648
Oh, my God, that's really profound.
273
00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,783
I have five face holes.
274
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One, two,
275
00:14:17,586 --> 00:14:21,189
Three, four, fi...
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00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:23,158
Good night, Mom.
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Good night, honey.
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00:14:31,634 --> 00:14:33,902
Hello, Lisa.
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Sideshow Mom!
280
00:14:42,065 --> 00:14:45,200
I can't believe you've
been seeing another family!
281
00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:46,669
How did you know?
282
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,070
I found out from Ned.
283
00:14:48,171 --> 00:14:50,305
He feels so guilty about pretending
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00:14:50,407 --> 00:14:52,808
to be your father, but he can't stop.
285
00:14:54,039 --> 00:14:55,807
Look at me in sector 7-G!
286
00:14:55,908 --> 00:14:58,276
D'oh diddly d'oh!
287
00:14:58,377 --> 00:15:00,778
I'm sorry, I didn't
want to hurt you guys,
288
00:15:00,880 --> 00:15:02,680
I really didn't,
but once I started lying,
289
00:15:02,781 --> 00:15:04,315
I just couldn't stop.
290
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:06,584
It's like an addiction.
291
00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:10,788
I have no idea what that's like.
292
00:15:17,129 --> 00:15:19,397
Lisa, I understand
that this family isn't perfect.
293
00:15:19,498 --> 00:15:21,199
Your mom has her flaws,
294
00:15:21,300 --> 00:15:23,902
but there are a lot of people
who really like her.
295
00:15:24,605 --> 00:15:26,339
Mom's not the problem.
296
00:15:26,364 --> 00:15:28,265
So, it's Maggie.
297
00:15:28,290 --> 00:15:30,024
I know she can't speak.
298
00:15:30,125 --> 00:15:32,493
She's just a little S-L-O.
299
00:15:32,594 --> 00:15:36,297
It's all of us, Homer. She's
embarrassed by all of us.
300
00:15:36,398 --> 00:15:38,366
No! Not at all!
301
00:15:38,467 --> 00:15:41,235
You said I was a chemist.
I'm not a chemist.
302
00:15:41,336 --> 00:15:44,405
But you are a chemist...
in the way that you deal
303
00:15:44,506 --> 00:15:45,973
with the household spills and the way...
304
00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:47,141
Oh, spare me.
305
00:15:47,242 --> 00:15:49,944
And just what did you say I was?
306
00:15:50,045 --> 00:15:52,146
I said you never existed.
307
00:15:52,247 --> 00:15:53,647
That's the life for me!
308
00:15:53,749 --> 00:15:55,282
I'm not a chemist.
309
00:15:55,384 --> 00:15:56,784
I never even finished college.
310
00:15:56,885 --> 00:15:58,786
I'm just someone who devotes every day
311
00:15:58,887 --> 00:16:01,262
to making your life a little better.
312
00:16:01,287 --> 00:16:02,997
What are you gonna do to me?
313
00:16:03,286 --> 00:16:04,887
- I'm gonna make you get up...
- Yeah.
314
00:16:04,988 --> 00:16:06,722
- go to the phone...
- Okay.
315
00:16:06,823 --> 00:16:09,058
- call up that family...
- Oh, God.
316
00:16:09,159 --> 00:16:11,093
and ask them to dinner with us.
317
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:17,733
They said they're free Saturday.
318
00:16:17,834 --> 00:16:19,501
They'll be here at 7:00.
319
00:16:19,602 --> 00:16:24,406
And they asked
if they could bring dessert!
320
00:16:24,507 --> 00:16:26,175
Whew, poor kid.
321
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:28,811
Man, you're really
teaching her a lesson.
322
00:16:28,912 --> 00:16:30,646
We are teaching her a lesson.
323
00:16:30,747 --> 00:16:33,916
And I appreciate your support.
324
00:16:34,017 --> 00:16:35,384
Come back here!
325
00:16:35,485 --> 00:16:38,320
Ask her if we can have pizza tonight.
326
00:16:38,421 --> 00:16:40,389
You can have pizza, but your father
327
00:16:40,490 --> 00:16:42,991
- gets vegetables.
- D'oh!
328
00:16:47,105 --> 00:16:49,940
How could she be so embarrassed
of her own family?
329
00:16:50,041 --> 00:16:52,609
We've got to help Lisa make
a good impression.
330
00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,212
Stop drinking out of that hose!
331
00:16:55,313 --> 00:16:57,915
Oh, so now drinking out of a hose
332
00:16:58,016 --> 00:17:01,151
in my own bedroom is embarrassing!
333
00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:05,088
Homer. Homer?
334
00:17:05,189 --> 00:17:06,290
- Homer.
- Huh?
335
00:17:06,391 --> 00:17:08,325
Homer. I'm giving you a list
336
00:17:08,426 --> 00:17:10,794
of four things to say at dinner tonight.
337
00:17:10,895 --> 00:17:12,729
Four things. That's it.
338
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,831
One, two, three...
339
00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:17,000
You're right.
340
00:17:17,101 --> 00:17:20,203
At dinner tonight, I don't want
you to be somebody you aren't.
341
00:17:20,305 --> 00:17:22,606
I also don't want you to be who you are.
342
00:17:22,707 --> 00:17:26,043
- So just stick to these.
- All right.
343
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,013
I completely angry!
344
00:17:28,114 --> 00:17:29,648
That's "agree."
345
00:17:29,749 --> 00:17:31,083
Oh. Much better.
346
00:17:31,184 --> 00:17:32,517
And that's how
347
00:17:32,619 --> 00:17:35,053
my family got from Nigeria to London.
348
00:17:35,154 --> 00:17:36,622
Tell me more about that.
349
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,557
I'm sorry, but I-I can't.
350
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:41,226
I've literally said everything
you could say on the topic.
351
00:17:41,327 --> 00:17:43,395
You've made me recall wonderful moments
352
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:45,397
I haven't thought of in years.
353
00:17:45,498 --> 00:17:48,600
It's amazing how Homer draws people out.
354
00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,369
I completely angr...
355
00:17:50,470 --> 00:17:51,637
a-agree.
356
00:17:51,738 --> 00:17:54,139
you're a fascinating man, Mr. Simpson.
357
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,541
I get my best ideas in the shower.
358
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,977
Tell me one.
I've been doing all the talking.
359
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,313
That's really interesting.
360
00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,584
No, please. I want to know
what's in your head.
361
00:18:19,232 --> 00:18:20,930
Uh, you like beer?
362
00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:23,268
I love beer!
363
00:18:23,369 --> 00:18:24,937
Such a lovely family.
364
00:18:25,038 --> 00:18:27,539
We're so glad we got to know you.
365
00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:29,474
Actually, you didn't.
366
00:18:29,575 --> 00:18:31,343
I lied about my family.
367
00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:33,912
Mom, I'm so sorry I was ashamed.
368
00:18:34,013 --> 00:18:37,404
I feel worse than
I've ever felt in my life.
369
00:18:37,428 --> 00:18:39,827
It will haunt the person
I become forever.
370
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,491
Aw, honey, I'm just as bad as you.
371
00:18:42,516 --> 00:18:44,756
I coached your father
and brother on how to act
372
00:18:44,857 --> 00:18:46,558
to get through this dinner.
373
00:18:46,659 --> 00:18:49,061
I've actually misled you myself.
374
00:18:49,162 --> 00:18:51,063
I said I'm from Nigeria.
375
00:18:51,164 --> 00:18:53,465
In truth, I moved there when I was two.
376
00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,167
I'm from Cameroon.
377
00:18:55,268 --> 00:18:58,003
Didn't you wonder why the man
I told you was my father
378
00:18:58,104 --> 00:18:59,604
didn't look like him?
379
00:18:59,706 --> 00:19:01,807
I assumed he had lost all his hair
380
00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,909
and put on an obscene amount of weight.
381
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:06,745
Well, it's really hard
running your own business.
382
00:19:06,846 --> 00:19:08,914
You don't run your own business.
383
00:19:09,015 --> 00:19:11,450
I'm starting a new farce.
384
00:19:13,987 --> 00:19:16,621
Wow, honesty really kills a party.
385
00:19:16,723 --> 00:19:19,057
What do you say we all
go kick it in my new room?
386
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:21,760
- When did you get a new room?
- While everyone was focused
387
00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,662
on Lisa, I did a little remodel.
388
00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,897
I didn't pull permits,
but it's up to code.
389
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:31,770
Boy, why did you do this?
390
00:19:31,871 --> 00:19:33,338
Where are you gonna sleep?
391
00:19:33,439 --> 00:19:36,508
Eh, sleep's for farmers.
I wanted a place to chill.
392
00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:37,809
Oh, I get it.
393
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:39,277
Totally get it.
394
00:19:39,979 --> 00:19:41,580
So, that's two more beers.
395
00:19:41,681 --> 00:19:44,082
And... what
were you drinking there, Cheryl?
396
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:48,620
Cranapple martini.
397
00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:50,555
My first happy ending!
398
00:19:50,656 --> 00:19:52,924
"I completely agree."
399
00:19:53,026 --> 00:19:55,127
I love you, Mom!
400
00:19:55,228 --> 00:19:57,129
I love you, Sam.
401
00:19:57,230 --> 00:19:58,930
I love you, Bart.
402
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,432
And I love you,
403
00:20:00,533 --> 00:20:01,767
room.
404
00:20:08,687 --> 00:20:11,361
Disco Stu, always pitchin' woo.
405
00:20:11,529 --> 00:20:13,097
Ferocious, Drederick.
406
00:20:13,198 --> 00:20:14,765
You and the cheetah.
407
00:20:19,871 --> 00:20:21,836
Let me in. I need to talk to the boy!
408
00:20:21,877 --> 00:20:24,779
- This has gotten out of hand!
- Not on the list.
409
00:20:24,880 --> 00:20:27,452
Aw, come on, man, I know him.
We hang out all the time.
410
00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:28,653
Sure you do.
411
00:20:28,754 --> 00:20:30,655
You can come in, sweetheart.
412
00:20:30,756 --> 00:20:32,824
I'll take care of this, Homie.
413
00:20:36,729 --> 00:20:39,030
Move along, sir.
You're blocking the fire escape.
414
00:20:39,131 --> 00:20:40,865
Oh...!
415
00:20:41,829 --> 00:20:48,332
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