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ADULT ADAM: Back before
you could buy
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everything ever
on Amazon and eBay,
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you had to go to
an actual store to buy toys.
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For me, the toy store
was a sacred mecca of my lifelong passion.
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Even though
I was getting older,
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my toy obsession
was for life.
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Devastator's on sale?
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Score.
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Transformers?
We just got in a new shipment of Rock Lords.
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I don't know what that is,
but I want them all.
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They're GoBots
that transform...
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...into rocks.
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A toy rock?
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That defines fun.
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Take all my lunch money.
Take it right now.
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Oh, you're too late.
I knew these would be a hot commodity,
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so I bought every last
Rock Lord.
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Thanks a lot, suck lord.
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What'd you call me?
Nothing.
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Little did I know,
my trip to the toy store
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was about to be overshadowed
by some major news.
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Whoa!
Kiddo, what you doing?
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The Berlin Wall's
coming down.
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This is more important.
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But there's freedom
in Europe.
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ADAM: Nothing is
as historicalas this.
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They're about to announce
the deadline
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for this year's shopping spree
at Toys "R" Us.
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Yep, back in the day,
there was a contest
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where one lucky kid got
five glorious minutes to grab whatever they wanted,
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and every year,
I dreamed that kid would be me.
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It's simple.
You just send in a postcard,
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and they choose
one lucky winner
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to run around a toy store
and grab anything they want.
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It's bigger than
that sports game
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where the winner
goes to Disneyland.
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You know, I entered
a sweepstakes as a kid.
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Won a big can of peaches.
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Well, it wasn't that big.
It was a small can.
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But a good peach
is a real treat.
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So you get my excitement.
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Do you actually have a shot
at winning this toy thing?
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I wish.
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Last year, Dad only
gave me enough money for two lousy stamps.
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I'll pay you twice that
right now if you leave.
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Fine. But if I win, I'm not
grabbing you anything.
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Pops, what would you like?
Name it.
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How about one of
those backscratchers your father loves?
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Backscratcher?
It's a toy store.
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He's talking about
this thing.
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That's my Hot Wheels track!
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No, don't rub that
against your body.
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Ah, damn it,
I can't get it.
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Al, come on and reach in.
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Get no man's land.
Come on.
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Is this good?
Ahh.
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* I'm twisted up inside
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* But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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* I don't know the future
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* But the past keeps getting
clearer every day *
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ADULT ADAM:
It was November 7th, 1980-something,
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and my sister and her band
were watching Star Search.
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Long before American Idol,
this was the one big show
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that turned regular people
into overnight superstars.
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(GASPS) We got to get
on Star Search.
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I mean, it'll be
the fastest way to get famous
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without having to do
any work whatsoever.
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Yes! That idea is
so perfect for us.
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Then it's settled.
We'll win Star Search.
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You know, I've been secretly
second-guessing our decision
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to drop out of college
until this very moment.
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Now all we need is
the perfect audition song.
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You know, I wrote a song
that may just do the trick.
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I Wanna Rock Your Body?
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Dude, I love this title!
Let's do it.
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And I love the rest
of the words.
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(ELECTRIC HUMMING)
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(CLACKING)
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* I saw you
cross the dance floor
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* And I know what
you're looking for
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* I'm feelin' a bit naughty
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* I wanna rock your body *
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Guys. I like what
my ears are hearing.
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That's the song you wrote
about rocking my body, right? What?
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Uh...
What?
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Well, I mean, the body in
the song that's being rocked obviously belongs to someone.
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Who does the body
belong to, Lainey?
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(SOFTLY) Barry.
Barry?
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My brother Barry?
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My... My mother's son
Barry?
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Barry Barry?
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Yeah, this is what
you're singing about.
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We are...
(GAGGING)
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...never doing
that horrible song.
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Look, we agreed our band's
a democracy, so we vote on it.
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Raise your hand if yes
to rocking Barry's body.
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No! No, you do not
get to vote.
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You are not even
in our band.
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But my body is.
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It's part of the band's
musical legacy.
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Erica, any way you swing it,
you're outvoted,
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which means this is
our audition song.
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From the top.
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* You're a sexy hotty *
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Ow!
(GAGS)
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(GAGS)
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I was forced to sing about
my brother's soft torso.
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Okay, that's just wrong.
You should be singing about my soft torso.
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Stupid band democracy.
You know, for once,
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I would love to sing
on my own
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without needing
group permission.
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Hey,
no one ever said recording a hit record was easy.
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ADULT ADAM: Oh, but it was,
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thanks to the classic '80s
mall recording booth.
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Whoa, what is that?
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Hi, I'm John Calabasas,
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and you're looking
at Willow Grove's
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first Professional
Recording Booth and Lip Sync Studio Palace.
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Do you perchance dabble in
the art of vocal songestry?
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Does she? She's in, like,
the best band in Jenkintown.
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We're not.
I mean, we're good.
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Maybe the best.
Whatever.
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Look, I don't know you,
and I've never heard you sing,
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but the second I heard
you mention anything
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remotely connected
to music,
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I knew that I was looking
at a future rock-'n'-roll superstar.
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No way. I mean,
maybe. Sure, yes.
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"Sure, yes" is right,
and I insist that you come and record a demo.
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So I've slashed my usual
rate of $500 a session
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to the impossibly low price
of just $19.95.
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That's such
a deep discount.
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This guy knows his math.
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Look, I'm being financially
irresponsible over here,
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but I really feel like
this lady's voice has got to be heard.
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You're so amazingly generous.
She'll do it.
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ADULT ADAM:
And just like that,
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Erica was cutting
her first real demo
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in a mall,
and she picked a real doozy.
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* Mama, just killed a man *
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Uh, I got to stop you.
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So, you really can
actually really sing.
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Yeah, so?
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So, I'm not used
to hearing people sing like actual singers.
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Like I said,
she's in an awesome band.
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They may even be
on Star Search.
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Star Search the TV show?
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Well, it's a possibility.
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Okay, look, I'm gonna be
half-honest with you guys.
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Before,
when I said you're gonna be a rock-'n'-roll superstar,
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I wanted to believe it
because I'm an optimist with a big heart,
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but now I really
do believe it.
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And I want to be
your manager.
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Seriously?
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You just got discovered
in a mall! This always happens!
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Great! But there are two
other girls in the band.
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Look, I can tell just from how
I know nothing about them
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that those no-talent hacks
are holding you back.
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But if you go solo,
we will for sure conquer the music biz.
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**
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So, they stack one
on top of the other?
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I have seen everything.
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And to think,
all this time,
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I've just been
storing my cereal in the box it came in.
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Pardon me, ladies.
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I'm filming
a super important battlescape,
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and my camera's picking up
all your tuppery talk.
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Sorry, Schmooey.
We'll do better.
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(CHUCKLES)
C'mon, gals.
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Let's take our food-storage
party into the living room.
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I don't understand.
What is he doing?
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What? Uh, what is this?
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What's with
the judgy murmuring?
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Bevy, we think it's time
we had a Yenta-vention.
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About what?
About Adam.
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Look, we all love
his creativity
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and his wild imagination
as much as you do.
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It's just that...
He's an adult who plays with dolls.
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And you're an adult
who smells like a sack of monkey (BLEEP).
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You're lashing out.
I'm lashing out.
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Bev, I know this is
hard to hear,
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but you know Adam's too old
to be playing with toys, and it's getting kind of...
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Weird and sad.
Sad and weird.
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How could you seriously think
that Adam's favorite lifetime hobby is in any way weird?
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It's crazy!
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(IMITATING FLYING,
SHOOTING LASERS)
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(GRUNTING)
Damn it!
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I grew out
of my laser voice.
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Murray.
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Everybody thinks Adam
is both sad and weird.
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Sure.
You're his father. Help him be better.
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Give the kid a break.
He's only 12. He's 16!
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That can't be right.
Well, it is.
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Now get off your ass
and go teach him a real adult hobby.
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What do I know from hobbies?
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I don't have
any stupid hobbies.
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Is that right?
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Stamps, Murray.
You love stamps.
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That is your hobby.
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Hobbies are dumb and silly.
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Stamps are a smart
financial investment.
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You know,
Rock Hudson got a stamp.
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Good for him, right?
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Okay, I don't care
what the hell you call it.
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Just show Adam
how much fun you have
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stamping with your stamps.
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Fine. I'll introduce Adam
to the noble world of stamp collecting,
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but once again,
not a hobby.
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Stamps are serious business.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Snoopy!
Silly puppy.
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(CHUCKLING)
Right there.
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**
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What the hell is this?
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It's a demo she had made
at the mall.
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We came here to
confront her about it.
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I know that. I was just
being dramatic. Oh.
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You made a demo
without us?
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No. Geoff just paid
for me to sing
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at some dumb recording booth
at the mall,
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but thanks for thinking
the worst of me.
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Oh, man, I'm sorry.
We're insecure people.
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I mean, did a talent manager
ask to rep me?
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Yes. But I told him
I'm in a band and basically not interested.
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"Basically"?
So you are interested?
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She's so gonna ditch us
and go solo.
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Guys, I would never go solo.
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I mean, did I crush
Bohemian Rhapsody?
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Obviously.
And did it floor a manager with my soulful angel voice
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dripping with polished talent?
Of course.
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Wait, you did
Bohemian Rhapsody? So?
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It's the greatest rock song
ever written,
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and you and I both know
I am the only one
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with the vocal chops
to do it justice.
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You seriously think you're the
Freddie Mercury of this band?
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(CHUCKLES) Oh, I know
I'm the Freddie Mercury.
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You are so not
the Freddie Mercury.
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If anything,
I'm Freddie Mercury.
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We all know a band only has
one Freddie Mercury, which is me.
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Well, if I'm not
the Freddie Mercury,
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then why did my manager
sign me and not you?
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You said he wasn't
your manager!
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00:08:49,429 --> 00:08:50,764
BARRY: Band splitting up?
243
00:08:50,798 --> 00:08:52,766
Yeah, I knew
this would happen.
244
00:08:52,800 --> 00:08:55,936
No, and go away.
You're dripping Popsicle all over yourself.
245
00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:58,005
Or am I dripping knowledge?
246
00:08:58,038 --> 00:09:00,040
Fact! Lainey doesn't
need any of you
247
00:09:00,073 --> 00:09:02,009
'cause she has
the best manager of all time
248
00:09:02,042 --> 00:09:04,144
who started yesterday...
Me.
249
00:09:04,177 --> 00:09:06,213
You hear that?
I'm going solo, not you.
250
00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:09,016
Doesn't matter
'cause I just went solo right here in this moment.
251
00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:12,385
You both can't go solo
because then I'm left alone, and I have to go solo, too.
252
00:09:12,419 --> 00:09:15,989
Don't blame me.
I only went solo because Lainey went solo first.
253
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:18,258
Actually, it just so happens
my solo project needs a drummer.
254
00:09:18,291 --> 00:09:19,359
Done.
255
00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,729
**
256
00:09:21,762 --> 00:09:23,797
Okay, toy time's over,
moron.
257
00:09:23,831 --> 00:09:25,432
This isn't toy time.
258
00:09:25,465 --> 00:09:27,901
It's the
Transformers/Star Wars crossover event
259
00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:29,236
the world's been begging for.
260
00:09:29,269 --> 00:09:32,005
That's gibberish
for "toy time," and you're too old for it.
261
00:09:32,039 --> 00:09:34,307
Here's how actual normal
adult people have fun.
262
00:09:35,475 --> 00:09:36,810
It's just a book of postage.
263
00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:39,546
It's a collection of stamps.
264
00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,381
Ohh, I get it.
265
00:09:41,414 --> 00:09:44,718
See, you grew up
in olden times when there were no toys.
266
00:09:44,752 --> 00:09:48,989
All you had were dolls
made out of corn cobs and a stick and a hoop.
267
00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,991
That's why you're an angry,
broken man
268
00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:52,592
who thinks stamps
are a hobby.
269
00:09:52,626 --> 00:09:55,028
Learn about stamps
or you're grounded, moron.
270
00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:58,699
Fine. I'll give your tiny,
lickable history squares a stupid chance.
271
00:09:58,732 --> 00:10:01,368
And if you take to them,
maybe my stamp collection
272
00:10:01,401 --> 00:10:03,436
can become
our stamp collection.
273
00:10:03,470 --> 00:10:04,872
I can have the stamps?
274
00:10:04,905 --> 00:10:07,307
I don't see why not
as long as you give up plastic toys and robits.
275
00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:11,378
Come to think of it,
I may actually get a lot out of these things.
276
00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:14,948
ADULT ADAM: That day,
I really came to appreciate my dad's stamps...
277
00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:17,184
By using them
as actual stamps.
278
00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:19,186
ADAM: Buckle up, Pops.
279
00:10:19,219 --> 00:10:21,021
Your favorite grandson
is guaranteed
280
00:10:21,054 --> 00:10:22,856
to win the contest
of a lifetime.
281
00:10:22,890 --> 00:10:24,257
I see what this is.
282
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:26,426
You rigged the contest, huh?
283
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,261
I did that with the peaches.
284
00:10:28,295 --> 00:10:30,030
No, I won this
fair and square.
285
00:10:30,063 --> 00:10:32,065
I mailed in
over 600 entries.
286
00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,802
Whoa! Where'd
you get the dough for all that postage?
287
00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,203
Dad gave me all his stamps.
288
00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,271
Those stamps
aren't for mailing.
289
00:10:38,305 --> 00:10:39,673
They're for admiring.
290
00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:41,641
Chill!
I thought of everything.
291
00:10:41,675 --> 00:10:43,043
See, when I win the contest,
292
00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,912
I get thousands of dollars
in toys.
293
00:10:44,945 --> 00:10:46,780
I'll just sell a few bikes
and Nintendos
294
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,415
and buy back
all of Dad's stamps.
295
00:10:48,448 --> 00:10:52,085
That actually makes
a shred of sense.
296
00:10:52,119 --> 00:10:53,954
MAN: Okay,
the big moment's here.
297
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:57,958
This year, Toys "R" Us
received a record number two million entries!
298
00:10:57,991 --> 00:11:00,227
Wha... What he say?
Oh, no.
299
00:11:00,260 --> 00:11:01,795
And the winner is...
300
00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:03,230
Maria Hernandez!
301
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:04,664
Oh, no.
302
00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:05,833
Oh, balls, no!
303
00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:06,934
You didn't win.
304
00:11:06,967 --> 00:11:08,268
I know I didn't win, Pops!
305
00:11:08,301 --> 00:11:11,238
You're in serious trouble.
Oh, no.
306
00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,605
Oh, no, I really am.
307
00:11:12,639 --> 00:11:13,841
Oh, no!
308
00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:14,975
Oh, no!
309
00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,277
(BREATHES HEAVILY,
WHIMPERS)
310
00:11:17,310 --> 00:11:19,546
ADULT ADAM: After the Dropouts
were dropped by Erica,
311
00:11:19,579 --> 00:11:22,182
they decided to audition
for Star Search without her.
312
00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,518
* To me
313
00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:29,656
Dude, Ed McMahon
is gonna spill
314
00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:31,725
his giant tumbler of scotch
when he hears this.
315
00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:34,294
We are so the stars
Star Search is searching for.
316
00:11:34,327 --> 00:11:36,163
What the hell?
317
00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:38,198
You stole my audition song?
318
00:11:38,231 --> 00:11:39,632
You can't steal her song.
319
00:11:39,666 --> 00:11:42,335
Last time I checked,
Queen wrote the song. We're just covering it.
320
00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:43,703
But she's right,
Queen did write it.
321
00:11:43,737 --> 00:11:46,273
I'm doing the Rhapsody.
You can't have two Rhapsodies.
322
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,474
That's true,
you can't have two.
323
00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:48,641
Then pick another rhapsody.
324
00:11:48,675 --> 00:11:49,743
Maybe you should
pick another?
325
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:51,945
There's only one rhapsody,
and it's the Bohemian one.
326
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:54,547
But it doesn't matter.
Good luck with your little Queen cover.
327
00:11:54,581 --> 00:11:57,050
I have a real manager,
and he already booked me a gig.
328
00:11:57,084 --> 00:11:58,185
No way.
What?
329
00:11:58,218 --> 00:11:59,386
Managers book gigs?
330
00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:01,354
Oh, yeah.
I'm playing the food court
331
00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,190
at the Willow Grove Mall
tomorrow.
332
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,592
The food court? But that has,
like, tons of foot traffic.
333
00:12:05,625 --> 00:12:09,062
And it's where I'm recording
my Star Search tape in front of a live audience.
334
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:10,530
You can't do a live audition.
335
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:13,133
You'll feed off the energy
of the crowd. You can't do this to us.
336
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,768
Managers book gigs?
337
00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:17,204
ADULT ADAM: As Erica
went Hollywood on her friends,
338
00:12:17,237 --> 00:12:19,206
I went to the one person
who could help me.
339
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:20,340
Momma!
340
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:22,209
I have a very important
stamp-based conundrum.
341
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,411
Hold the Mahj, ladies.
Did you hear that?
342
00:12:24,444 --> 00:12:27,680
My son is a very adult,
grown-up stamp-collector.
343
00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,382
Wow, good for you.
344
00:12:29,416 --> 00:12:30,583
Yep, stamps are my thing,
345
00:12:30,617 --> 00:12:32,685
and I need to
talk about stamps right now over here.
346
00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:35,022
Uh, Murray's even sharing
his incredibly rare
347
00:12:35,055 --> 00:12:37,257
and valuable stamp collection
with Adam.
348
00:12:37,290 --> 00:12:38,859
He's really taken to it.
349
00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:41,261
Like a stamp to a letter.
Also, private convo now.
350
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:43,196
You know, stamps aren't
even really a hobby.
351
00:12:43,230 --> 00:12:45,432
They're more of
a sound financial investment.
352
00:12:45,465 --> 00:12:47,334
Dad's stamps are gone!
What?
353
00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,170
I used them on
a toy contest to get toys 'cause I want more toys.
354
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:52,705
We should go.
No, stay. He didn't mean that.
355
00:12:52,739 --> 00:12:55,809
Adam, tell my dear friends
that you're a mature stamp gentleman.
356
00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:58,211
Who cares what
these crazy bats think? Dad's gonna kill me.
357
00:12:58,245 --> 00:12:59,746
Your instincts were right.
You should go.
358
00:13:01,949 --> 00:13:03,817
Hello, Willow Grove Mall,
359
00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,819
or as it shall
henceforth be known,
360
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:08,655
Willow Groove Mall,
am I right?
361
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:11,391
Whoo!
You are right!
362
00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,426
Thank you, lone sir.
363
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:17,397
I am John Calabasas
of John Calabasas Talent Management
364
00:13:17,430 --> 00:13:19,399
and Mall Recording Boothness.
365
00:13:19,432 --> 00:13:24,104
And today we're doing a live
recording for Star Search...
366
00:13:24,137 --> 00:13:25,272
Audition tape.
367
00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,406
I love you, Rikki Gold!
368
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,675
You hear that?
They love you, Rikki Gold.
369
00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,978
By the way, I am totally
diggin' that name change.
370
00:13:31,011 --> 00:13:32,645
Oh, it's 'cause,
you know...
371
00:13:32,679 --> 00:13:33,847
Yeah, I know.
372
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:35,782
Ladies and gentlemen
without jobs,
373
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,452
I give you Rikki Gold!
374
00:13:39,486 --> 00:13:42,822
ADULT ADAM: With that,
Rikki Gold unleashed the best song ever...
375
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,125
* Mama, just killed a man
...in the worst way possible...
376
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:48,495
...one person singing
a four-part harmony.
377
00:13:48,528 --> 00:13:49,629
(DEEP VOICE)
* Bismillah
378
00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,331
(NORMAL VOICE)
* No, we will not let him go
379
00:13:51,364 --> 00:13:52,432
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
* Let him go
380
00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:53,566
(DEEP VOICE)
* Bismillah
381
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:54,767
(NORMAL VOICE)
* Will not let him go
382
00:13:54,801 --> 00:13:55,835
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
* Let me go
383
00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:56,937
(DEEP VOICE)
* Bismillah
384
00:13:56,970 --> 00:13:58,005
(NORMAL VOICE)
* We will not let you go
385
00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,106
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
* Let me go
386
00:13:59,139 --> 00:14:00,307
* Will not let you go
Let him go
387
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:03,243
* Will not let you go
Never let you go-o-o-o-o
388
00:14:03,276 --> 00:14:05,645
* No, no, no
N, no, no *
389
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:06,980
Uh, no.
390
00:14:07,014 --> 00:14:09,282
No, no, no.
391
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:11,018
Uh, sorry, folks.
392
00:14:11,051 --> 00:14:12,352
Thanks so much
for coming out.
393
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,453
There a problem?
394
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,688
You're doing great.
One little note.
395
00:14:15,722 --> 00:14:17,424
I'm quitting
as your manager.
396
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,292
You can't quit.
I signed the contract.
397
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,628
This contract?
398
00:14:21,661 --> 00:14:24,264
Yeah. (CLEARS THROAT)
This has been voided.
399
00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:26,599
Sorry, kid. Not everybody
can be Freddie Mercury.
400
00:14:26,633 --> 00:14:29,736
Don't tell me that now.
You're the one who told me to ditch my best friends.
401
00:14:29,769 --> 00:14:31,304
Good luck with everything,
402
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:32,805
except music.
403
00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:35,208
ADULT ADAM:
While Erica's solo career was crumbling,
404
00:14:35,242 --> 00:14:38,611
me and my mom were trying to
fix my dad's stamp collection.
405
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,048
Thanks for bailing me out
of this unforeseen accident
406
00:14:41,081 --> 00:14:43,283
of not winning a nation-wide
toy contest, Mama.
407
00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:44,651
Well, you owe me, Schmoo.
408
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:47,820
I spent butt-loads replacing
every one of your father's stupid stamps.
409
00:14:47,854 --> 00:14:50,390
Whoa-ho-ho.
Guess who found us
410
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:54,494
a 1972
"Preserving Wetlands" stamp?
411
00:14:54,527 --> 00:14:55,929
Oh, yes.
412
00:14:55,963 --> 00:14:58,165
Let's just put
it in the binder, and we will be...
413
00:14:58,198 --> 00:14:59,666
These are not
my stamps. BEVERLY: What?
414
00:14:59,699 --> 00:15:01,501
These are most certainly
your stamps.
415
00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:03,570
No, no, no,
my '39 Kitty Hawk
416
00:15:03,603 --> 00:15:05,238
had a crease in
the left-hand corner.
417
00:15:05,272 --> 00:15:07,407
Maybe it got un-creased
over time?
418
00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:09,109
You can't un-crease
a stamp crease.
419
00:15:09,142 --> 00:15:10,377
You don't know that
for sure.
420
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:12,312
I know everything
about stamps.
421
00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:15,848
My first job was sorting mail
at the town post office.
422
00:15:15,882 --> 00:15:17,217
Ohh, balls.
423
00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:19,119
He's introducing
new personal history.
424
00:15:19,152 --> 00:15:21,588
Even though that job was
long and mind-numbing,
425
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,657
I was happy to do it
'cause I just lost my mom.
426
00:15:24,691 --> 00:15:25,892
Ohh, no!
427
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:27,694
I've re-opened a terrible
childhood wound.
428
00:15:27,727 --> 00:15:29,429
The only thing that
brought me joy that year
429
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:32,299
was learning about
the colorful postage from around the world.
430
00:15:32,332 --> 00:15:34,734
Oh, no, those stamps hold
a deep emotional value!
431
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,236
Of course they do.
432
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,870
Those stamps made me happy.
433
00:15:37,904 --> 00:15:39,306
I want them back.
434
00:15:39,339 --> 00:15:40,407
They're gone, dude.
435
00:15:41,274 --> 00:15:43,510
(SCREAMS)
Okay, I can explain.
436
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,512
Don't explain.
It won't help.
437
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:46,946
Or will it?
438
00:15:46,980 --> 00:15:48,248
See, Toys "R" Us...
439
00:15:48,281 --> 00:15:51,551
Toys?
You ruined my stamps over toys?
440
00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:52,919
Let's see how you like it.
441
00:15:53,753 --> 00:15:55,122
(GRUNTING)
442
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:56,256
What are you doing?
443
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:57,624
Ruining Adam's toy.
444
00:15:57,657 --> 00:15:59,959
That's Stretch Armstrong.
He's made to be unbreakable.
445
00:15:59,993 --> 00:16:01,328
Ahh!
446
00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:03,563
Oh! Ha!
447
00:16:03,596 --> 00:16:05,298
I broke the red one's head.
448
00:16:05,332 --> 00:16:07,000
Nah, that just means
you won.
449
00:16:07,034 --> 00:16:08,501
Say goodbye to these.
450
00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:13,473
Those are Wall Crawlers.
You're just playing with them as intended.
451
00:16:13,506 --> 00:16:15,575
Bevy, I told you
this would happen.
452
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,577
I knew the moron would
screw up my favorite hobby.
453
00:16:17,610 --> 00:16:21,714
But you said this was just
a smart investment and not a hobby at all.
454
00:16:21,748 --> 00:16:23,283
We both knew it was a hobby!
455
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:25,018
(VOICE BREAKING)
My favorite hobby in the world.
456
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:28,521
Oh, God, are you...sad?
457
00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:30,790
Enjoy your toys.
458
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:36,029
ADULT ADAM:
Erica's solo career may have crashed and burned,
459
00:16:36,063 --> 00:16:38,665
but The Dropouts were about
to be on fire.
460
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:41,568
Hey, best friends.
Huge news.
461
00:16:41,601 --> 00:16:43,903
I fired my manager,
so now I'm totally avail
462
00:16:43,936 --> 00:16:44,971
to get our band
back together.
463
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:47,174
So, you blew it at the mall
and came crawling back
464
00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:48,608
'cause you're
a giant pile of failure?
465
00:16:48,641 --> 00:16:50,910
What? No.
It... It's like they say,
466
00:16:50,943 --> 00:16:53,046
the music business
is a friend business.
467
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,648
Stop. Yesterday, I was
at the mall flirting with
468
00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:57,817
the totally hot manager
at Sunglass Kiosk.
469
00:16:57,850 --> 00:17:00,987
His name is Randy.
He wears tank tops even though it's winter.
470
00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,590
He lives in a boat parked
in his parent's backyard.
471
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:06,293
Anyway, I saw you
bomb hard.
472
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,694
Oh, you saw that, huh?
473
00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:08,861
Don't listen to her, Erica.
474
00:17:08,895 --> 00:17:10,029
She likes a guy
named Randy.
475
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:12,199
Okay, so, question...
Would you be open
476
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:14,334
to the "crawling back
to grovel" option?
477
00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,636
Too late. We're about
to record our audition for Star Search.
478
00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,238
That's right.
And we're about to make
479
00:17:18,271 --> 00:17:19,972
Bohemian Rhapsody
even better.
480
00:17:20,006 --> 00:17:22,342
How do you make the greatest
rock song in the world better?
481
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:26,079
It's right there
in the title... Bohemian Rap City.
482
00:17:26,113 --> 00:17:27,680
Rap City.
483
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,982
Wait.
You think it's Rap City?
484
00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:32,885
Duh. How can they make a song
set in a rap city
485
00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:35,255
and not have one single
sick rhyme or fresh beat?
486
00:17:35,288 --> 00:17:36,356
Hit it!
487
00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,690
* Mama
488
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,326
(RAPPING)
* I'm so, so sorry
489
00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:40,960
* Just killed a man
490
00:17:40,993 --> 00:17:42,729
* With the power of karate
491
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,864
* Put a gun
against his head
492
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,166
* And my foot
493
00:17:46,199 --> 00:17:48,034
* Pulled my trigger
Now he's dead
494
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,702
* Killed him with my foot
495
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,070
* Mama
496
00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:52,705
* You gave birth
to a ninja
497
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:54,674
* Life had just begun
498
00:17:54,707 --> 00:17:56,676
* Now they're locking up
my feet
499
00:17:56,709 --> 00:18:00,380
* But now I've gone
and thrown it all away
500
00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,416
* Oh, I also hit him
with some nunchucks
501
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,553
* Mama, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
* I'm sorry that he died
502
00:18:06,586 --> 00:18:09,856
* I'm sorry I committed
foot homicide
503
00:18:09,889 --> 00:18:12,525
* Didn't mean
to make you cry
504
00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:13,693
* Whoops!
505
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:18,198
* If I'm not back again
this time tomorrow
506
00:18:18,231 --> 00:18:21,634
* Carry on, carry on
* Barry's gone Barry's gone
507
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:24,837
* As if nothing really matters
* And you'll lose the world's best rapper
508
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,939
**
509
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,575
* Too late
510
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,243
* I can't unkick his face
511
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,844
* My time has come
512
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:33,546
* I'm moving to outer space
513
00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:37,049
* Send shivers
down my spine * I'm also from Mars
514
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,751
* Body's aching
all the time
515
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:40,420
* I forgot to mention that
516
00:18:40,453 --> 00:18:42,655
* Goodbye, everybody
517
00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,392
* I'm an alien
* I've got to go
518
00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:47,394
* And I got
no private parts, yo!
519
00:18:47,427 --> 00:18:52,265
* Gotta leave you all behind
and face the truth
520
00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,100
* I'll miss you, Rap City
521
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:57,504
* Mama, oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
* And so I sail past the moon
522
00:18:57,537 --> 00:18:58,938
* Goodbye, Rap City
523
00:18:58,971 --> 00:19:00,807
* Hope I see y'all soon
524
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,409
* Blasting off to hyperspace
525
00:19:02,442 --> 00:19:04,211
* Maybe you can follow me
526
00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:07,747
* That's where
I'll be starting my own rap colony
527
00:19:07,780 --> 00:19:10,950
* Chocolate milk fountains
on every street
528
00:19:10,983 --> 00:19:14,421
* And big golden statues
of my murderous feet
529
00:19:14,454 --> 00:19:17,890
* My name is Big Tasty
And I am no comedian
530
00:19:17,924 --> 00:19:19,592
* Just god of the universe
531
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:21,294
* Also I'm Bohemian
532
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,995
* Mmm, mmm, mmm *
Okay, I'm gonna stop you there.
533
00:19:23,029 --> 00:19:24,096
What?
534
00:19:24,130 --> 00:19:25,532
We need you back.
Really?
535
00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:28,167
Well, let's be honest.
Our band needs its Freddie Mercury.
536
00:19:28,201 --> 00:19:30,102
Come on, we both know
that's you.
537
00:19:30,136 --> 00:19:32,605
Honestly, I... I thought
it was you.
538
00:19:32,639 --> 00:19:36,075
Actually, I realized today
that we don't need a frontman.
539
00:19:36,108 --> 00:19:38,245
You know what's worse
than bombing at some mall?
540
00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,512
Having to do it alone.
541
00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:42,915
Well, you'll never be
alone again.
542
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,818
ADULT ADAM: Sometimes,
you don't realize how important something is
543
00:19:45,852 --> 00:19:49,789
until it's gone,
and you do whatever it takes to find it again.
544
00:19:49,822 --> 00:19:51,391
Hey.
Don't.
545
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:53,260
The stamps are gone.
It's over, okay?
546
00:19:53,293 --> 00:19:56,463
Here. I got us tickets
to the Abington Stamp Expo.
547
00:19:56,496 --> 00:20:00,132
I heard there's an
80th anniversary Pony Express up for auction.
548
00:20:00,166 --> 00:20:03,703
Stop. You don't have to
pretend to like my dumb hobby just for me.
549
00:20:03,736 --> 00:20:05,505
No.
I... I get it.
550
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,574
Stamps are more
than just a hobby.
551
00:20:07,607 --> 00:20:09,342
They were a bright spot
when you were a kid.
552
00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,110
You could say that.
553
00:20:11,143 --> 00:20:14,581
Well, that's what all
my action figures are for me.
554
00:20:14,614 --> 00:20:17,384
No matter how old I am,
these toys remind me of a time
555
00:20:17,417 --> 00:20:20,387
when things were just easy
and fun, you know?
556
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,823
I do know.
I really do.
557
00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:27,394
So, what do you say we make
some new bright spots and go to your Stamp Expo?
558
00:20:28,027 --> 00:20:30,196
**
559
00:20:30,229 --> 00:20:32,299
Let's go get
that Pony Express.
560
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:34,401
ADULT ADAM: So often, we get
carried away thinking
561
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,669
we can do things better
on our own.
562
00:20:36,703 --> 00:20:39,872
The fact is, life is better
when you're part of a team.
563
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:42,742
When you have people you
truly love backing you up,
564
00:20:42,775 --> 00:20:45,445
everything rocks harder,
sounds better,
565
00:20:45,478 --> 00:20:47,113
and shines brighter.
566
00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,616
* Ooh-ooh
567
00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:51,884
And in the end,
nothing really matters more
568
00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:53,753
than keeping the band
together.
569
00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,422
* Oh, yeah, oh, yeah *
570
00:20:56,723 --> 00:20:59,158
Ten years later...
Later...
571
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:00,627
The Transformers
have been dumped
572
00:21:00,660 --> 00:21:02,562
on the Junk Planet
Trashatron!
573
00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,164
But look! Chewbacca and his
friends will save them.
574
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,066
**
575
00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:09,702
ADAM AND REAL ADAM:
I think we should go check it out, Hammerhead!
576
00:21:09,736 --> 00:21:11,771
(HIGH-PITCHED VOICE) Yes,
that would be a good idea.
577
00:21:11,804 --> 00:21:14,507
(NORMAL VOICE) Oh, no,
the trash pile is collapsing!
578
00:21:14,541 --> 00:21:15,908
Aah!
579
00:21:16,443 --> 00:21:17,644
**
580
00:21:17,677 --> 00:21:19,746
REAL ADAM:
Stamps are our hobby.
581
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,247
(BELL DINGS)
582
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:24,917
REAL ADAM: We have a wide,
wide selection of very exotic stamps.
583
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,486
REAL MURRAY: Stop it!
Aah!
584
00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:31,086
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