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ADULT ADAM: Growing up,
there was nothing better than the school field trip,
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that rare opportunity to skip your classes and head out on an adventure.
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Yep, field trips
were the best.
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Boofaloo, come play I Spy!
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Unfortunately, my smother
was always there.
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I spy
a handsome schmendrick
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I'm gonna squeeze all the way
to the Liberty Bell!
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And this time, our trip
was low on education and high on fun!
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We were going to Hersheypark!
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I can't believe we're
finally going to Hershey, Pennsylvania!
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I hear the air there
smells like chocolate!
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I hear the streets
are paved with nougat!
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When you're over
five feet tall, you're considered a Twizzler.
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It means we can go
on any ride.
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Well, we can go
on any ride.
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Your mom always chaperones
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and there's no way
she'll let you loose
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into Chocolate Town USA
without her.
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It's your own fault,
dude.
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The rest of us
forced our parents
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to stop chaperoning
years ago.
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Yeah, all you got to do
is lay down
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some clear boundaries
with your mom.
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Oh. Uh, oh,
is that all I got to do? Huh.
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I didn't know
it was so easy!
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Thank you, Clueless Chad!
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You get mean when
it involves your mom.
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My mom needs
these field trips.
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It's the only
school-sanctioned opportunity she has left
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to painfully insert herself
into my life.
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Well, I told my mom,
"No more!
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"Dave Kim is a grown-up
who doesn't need his mommy on some field trip!
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"Now sign my permission slip
and lay out my clothes!"
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That would never work
for Adam.
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All I know is that
this ends today!
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[STIRRING MUSIC PLAYS]
I've waited my whole life to eat eight pounds of chocolate,
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then ride
crazy roller coasters till I hork.
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I'm an adult man now
and shall not be controlled.
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It's time I finally face
Beverly Goldberg once and for all!
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[MUSIC ENDS]
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You're gonna lie to her,
aren't you?Right to her face!
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What?
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Hersheypark has been closed
and our trip is off!
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Why are they trying to ruin
our precious time together?
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'Cause of
the Chocolate Wars.
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You didn't hear about it
on the news?
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No,
I don't watch the news.
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It aggravates your father till
he throws his shoe at the TV.
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It's those Fudge Barons
at Nestle Megacorp.
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They declared an all-out war
on Mr. Goodbar
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so they shut down
the amusement park.
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Screw those
Chocolate War-Mongers!
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I just made a fresh batch
of Oooey Gooey Fudgy Chewies.
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[CHUCKLES]
These always cheer you up.
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Wow.
He's good.
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Maybe the best.
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♪ I'm twisted up inside
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♪ But nonetheless
I feel the need to say
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♪ I don't know the future
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♪ But the past keeps getting
clearer every day ♪
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ADULT ADAM:
It was October 17th, 1980-something,
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the night of the annual
Career Fair at William Penn Academy...
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Hello, everyone,
and welcome to Career Night.
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[COUGHS]
No-one-cares![LAUGHTER]
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Okay, well, the joke's on you,
mysterious cougher.
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The path
that you choose tonight
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will determine
the rest of your lives.
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Rest of our lives? Oh, man.
That sounds pretty permanent.
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Lucky for you, you have
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your old man's noble
profession of ophthalmology
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pre-selected for you.
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You're so lucky!
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I have tons of questions
about doctoring, Mister Dr. Geoff's Dad!
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Okay, I see how passionate
you are about medicine.
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Come by the office and see
for yourself what I do.
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I call eyeball holder
when you do a head transplant!
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Boom!
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I know that's not
real science,
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but I'm still
gonna take a walk.
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How's it going?
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Well, my "rock star" booth
is an obvious sham,
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but I'm broke
and they got free food, so goin' good. You?
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Well, my dad's pushing me into
the eyeball game, so, gross?
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Dude, you're at
a career night.
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If eye doctoring
skeeves you out so much, then go find another job.
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What? No.
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I... I love the human eye,
all squishy with its veins
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and mysterious,
disgusting rings.
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Are you gonna hurl?
I might.
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Hey, you!
Me?
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Yeah, you! The kid who ate
my corn on the cob. Come here!
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That was one time
two years ago.
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How is that the only thing
he remembers about me?
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He really likes his corn.
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Why is your dad
even at a school event?
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He finds a few idiots
to move heavy crap for free
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and then
he calls them interns.
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, niblets. How would
you feel about interning
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in the exciting world of new
and recycled furniture sales?
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Um, maybe, I guess.
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You're hired.
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And by hired, I don't mean
I'm actually paying you.
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Geoff!
Get back to the booth!
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This young man's being
very disrespectful
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to my anatomical
eye models.
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Check it out, I'm putting
a giant eye in my pants!
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Chaperones, we'll meet here
at 8:00 a.m. sharp
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to hit the Hershey Highway
before it clogs up.
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[QUIET LAUGHTER]
All right, grow up.
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What the hell,
ladies and Vinny?
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What happened to
our PTA meeting?
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We got bumped.
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Mellor's talking to all
the field trip chaperones.
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Field trip? Doesn't he know
the amusement park is closed indefinitely?
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What?
The park is closed?
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Hello? Nestle pulled out
of the Cocoa Accords.
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There's been
a travel advisory.
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All non-essential personnel
must steer clear.
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Uh, Beverly? None of
your insane words are true.
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But that's not possible.
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Adam swore to me that Reese's
was literally blown to pieces.
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Exactly. You're the
last person in the world he wants on a field trip.
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But chaperoning
is the one thing
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I'm still allowed
to be a part of!
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Just feel lucky you made it
to 10th grade, Bev.
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Jackie cut me off
in 8th grade.
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Independence Hall.
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6th grade, Freedom Trail.
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5th grade.
Ben Franklin Museum.
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Dave Kim told me to
[VOICE BREAKING] go fly a kite.
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For me it was 3rd grade.
My Emmy is garbage.
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But those field trips
are my only window
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into Adam's
day-to-day life.
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Without them,
how am I supposed to know how he's doing in school?
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You could just ask him
when he comes home?
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Please. Whenever I ask about
his day, all I get is "Muh."
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Aw, you get
actual sounds?
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I just get
soul-destroying silence.
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Well, you may all be fine
with a frosty cold "muh" at the end of your day,
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but not Beverly Goldberg.
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Coach, put me down
for chaperone.
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But your son made it clear
you're the worst and you can't go.
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Lucky for me, I have a way
to get Adam to say yes to whatever I want.
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ADULT ADAM:
It was true. She really did.
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Before parents
could guilt their kids through texts or e-mails,
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my mom used the Guilt Letter.
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These passive-aggressive
tirades of manipulation were a true art form.
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[DRAMATIC NOTES PLAY]
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And if her words
didn't get to you,
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the mom tears on the letter
sure would.
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Balls!
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♪♪
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I got to admit it, Cobby,
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you're the best pretend intern
I've had yet.
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I didn't realize how cool
it was to run a business.
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What do you mean?
Your dad runs a whole eye doctoring business.
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Yeah, but in our business,
if we mess up,
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people will never
see their children again.
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The worst I can do around here
is stain a loveseat.
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Look, I don't want
to get involved
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between you
and your old man,
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mostly 'cause I don't care,
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but if eyes freak you out,
I wouldn't do eyes.
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What would I do with my life
if not eye doctoring?
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I'm not involved,
but do what makes you happy
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instead of being
such a pushover all the time.
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I know you're not involved,
but, oh, man,
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I'm suddenly rethinking
my entire future!
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Well, why don't you
think about it while you bring
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that heavy-ass end table
to the back room?
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[CHIMES RING]
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Okay, you can
take your son back now!
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He's been shadowing me
all day.
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In fact,
I learned so much,
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Dr. Lou said I don't have to
go back tomorrow!
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Or ever again.
We'll play it by ear.
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Oh, crap, it's my dad.
Hello, Father.
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Geoffrey?
Where were you all day?
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There was an outbreak
of pink eye.
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So gunky, bro.
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Ew, bummed
I missed it. Ew.
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Uh, I was learning about
furniture here.
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You spent the day learning
another man's trade?
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Murray, how could you
betray me like this?
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No betrayal.
I'm not involved.
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Son, the only business
you need to know
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is the one
I'm handing to you.
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But Mr. G got me thinking that
maybe I don't want it, right?
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Not involved.
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Don't want it?
What's he talking about, Murray?
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Look, all I know is this
wonderful mentor of mine...Notvolved!
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...told me to stick up
for myself.
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So, I'll just say it.
Not involved!
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I hereby reject
all professional doctoring and modern medicine.
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So what are you gonna do
with your life?
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This? Furniture sales?
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Notvolved!
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I'd rather do anything
than eyes!
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Maybe I'll do computers
or fitness
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or maybe I'll just start
my own food delivery service!
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He wants to do
food delivery
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instead of helping
people see, Murray?
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Notvolved! Come on!
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ADULT ADAM: Yep, all my dad
wanted was to stay out of Geoff's business.
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Meanwhile, my mom had
successfully guilted her way back into mine.
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Hi, Mama.
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I just wanted to
say sorry and all.
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For?
For being a bad son
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and not appreciating
the time you spent baking me in your belly.
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And how will you
make it up to me?
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Maybe you can chaperone
the field trip?
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I'll have to move some things
around, but I'll be there.
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Now go. Be a boy!
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My mom had guilted me
into submission,
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but even better,
she impressed her friends.
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I don't understand.
How?
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I can't tell you that.
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So you get to participate
in Adam's school life
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as he frolics about
with friends
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while the rest of us
stay home and suck it?
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I'm sorry, Dave Kim's mom.
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I just can't risk something
this huge getting out.
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I give you my word
as a parent
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and as an esteemed
kindergarten teacher.
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I will say nothing.
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Same here!
Ditto.
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Agreed.
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Meet me in my basement
at 1600 hours.
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Take separate cars,
don't let anyone follow you,
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and do not park
on our street.
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You're about to learn
Beverly Goldberg's biggest secret.
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[QUIET LAUGHTER]
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Hey! Why you guys looking
all shady right now?
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Nothing!
No big secrets here.
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We're normal.
All good.
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Carry on.
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ADULT ADAM: The time
had come for my mom
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to teach her fellow parents
a master class in the art of manipulation.
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What I'm about to show you
is the most lethal
241
00:08:48,223 --> 00:08:51,313
and powerful weapon
in a yenta's arsenal.
242
00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,054
The guilt letter.
243
00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:56,274
You wrote eight pages
on both sides?Yes.
244
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,189
Everything you're about
to hear has been written
245
00:08:58,276 --> 00:09:01,671
by Beverly Goldberg
and sent to her children.
246
00:09:01,758 --> 00:09:03,107
This is all real.
247
00:09:03,194 --> 00:09:05,893
"Adam, I gave birth to you,
fed and nurtured you,
248
00:09:05,980 --> 00:09:08,635
"dried your tears,
and made you the center of my universe.
249
00:09:08,722 --> 00:09:11,463
"But the way
you treated me today makes me regret it all."
250
00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,335
Wait,
you really wrote this?
251
00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:16,207
Again, every word
is 100% true.
252
00:09:16,294 --> 00:09:18,862
"I don't know another
human being on this earth
253
00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:20,821
"who would treat
their parent this way,
254
00:09:20,908 --> 00:09:23,214
"especially four weeks
before Mother's Day."
255
00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:25,477
That's how you started
an actual letter?
256
00:09:25,565 --> 00:09:29,699
Oh, sweet,
stupid Vincent Geary. The opening is everything.
257
00:09:29,786 --> 00:09:31,353
I call it the "guilt grabber."
258
00:09:31,440 --> 00:09:33,137
Oh, I got to
write this down.
259
00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,662
Wait. You can't just copy
what I say.
260
00:09:35,749 --> 00:09:37,315
Once I teach you
the basic structure,
261
00:09:37,402 --> 00:09:39,187
you have to find
your own spiteful voice.
262
00:09:39,274 --> 00:09:40,318
You have
a whole structure?
263
00:09:40,405 --> 00:09:41,581
Of course I do.
264
00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:44,540
Now,
after the guilt grabber,
265
00:09:44,627 --> 00:09:47,543
you deliver your
emotionally devastating thesis,
266
00:09:47,630 --> 00:09:52,243
wherein you single them out
as the most ungrateful child the world has ever known.
267
00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:55,333
"Not only am I ashamed to have
such a cruel, selfish son,
268
00:09:55,420 --> 00:09:58,467
"but I may never sleep again
knowing how I failed as a mother."
269
00:09:58,554 --> 00:09:59,947
My God,
who writes this?
270
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:02,123
Literally me, no joke.
271
00:10:02,210 --> 00:10:03,864
Next comes
the body of the letter,
272
00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:07,171
in which you present
the many hurtful specifics
273
00:10:07,258 --> 00:10:10,566
that demonstrate
how much you've sacrificed for your baby.
274
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,047
"I haven't slept
since you were born
275
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,657
"and gave
my whole life to you.
276
00:10:14,744 --> 00:10:16,703
"Not once did I focus
on myself.
277
00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,182
"I could have been
a lawyer!"
278
00:10:18,269 --> 00:10:21,359
Again, something I actually
wrote to my children.
279
00:10:21,446 --> 00:10:23,623
Finally,
we have the closer,
280
00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:26,234
where you remind your children
that they, and they alone,
281
00:10:26,321 --> 00:10:28,453
are responsible
for your early demise.
282
00:10:28,540 --> 00:10:31,065
Wow.
I know, Serry Mirsky.
283
00:10:31,152 --> 00:10:33,458
You finally have the tool
to shame Emmy
284
00:10:33,545 --> 00:10:36,461
into being perfect
like class valedictorian Aliza Goren.
285
00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:38,768
[LAUGHING]
She'll never be Aliza Goren.
286
00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:41,945
Beverly, these crazy guilt
letters are a game-changer.
287
00:10:42,032 --> 00:10:44,078
Thank you for this amazing,
hateful gift.
288
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:46,167
You truly are
a genius of our time.
289
00:10:46,254 --> 00:10:48,299
It's so nice
to finally be recognized.
290
00:10:50,606 --> 00:10:51,999
Quick, give me your paper.
Let's not waste these.
291
00:10:54,001 --> 00:10:55,611
Your father
ruined my son.
292
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:57,569
This morning,
Geoffrey said
293
00:10:57,657 --> 00:11:01,486
he wanted to go to a liberal
arts college like Vassar where he can find himself.
294
00:11:01,573 --> 00:11:04,185
But you've mapped out
the next 10 years of his life,
295
00:11:04,272 --> 00:11:06,622
which ends in him taking over
your thriving practice.
296
00:11:06,709 --> 00:11:09,712
All I ever wanted was
an apprentice who cares, but now there's no one.
297
00:11:09,799 --> 00:11:11,496
Geoff is as blind
as a patient
298
00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,411
who needs
a penetrating keratoplasty.
299
00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:16,066
I know. You rearranged
the entire filing system,
300
00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:18,503
and my apprentice wasn't
even here to see that.
301
00:11:18,590 --> 00:11:19,940
This is worse than
that one patient who had
302
00:11:20,027 --> 00:11:21,942
the viral eye infection
of the retina.
303
00:11:22,029 --> 00:11:23,595
Which I missed
and you pointed out.
304
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,684
Thanks for that,
by the way.
305
00:11:24,771 --> 00:11:26,468
Enough is enough!
306
00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:28,905
You need an apprentice.
This is shameful.
307
00:11:28,992 --> 00:11:30,559
I want the old Geoff back!
308
00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:32,256
And you'll get him back!
309
00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:37,348
As leader of the JTP,
he has to do exactly what I say.
310
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,655
You will do
exactly what I say, Schwartz.
311
00:11:39,742 --> 00:11:40,830
No.
No?
312
00:11:40,917 --> 00:11:41,918
No.
No?
313
00:11:42,005 --> 00:11:43,354
Since when
does he say no?
314
00:11:43,441 --> 00:11:45,487
Since I'm done being
the doormat of the JTP.
315
00:11:45,574 --> 00:11:47,184
But that's your role.
316
00:11:47,271 --> 00:11:50,144
Each friendship group has
a doormat, a leader,
317
00:11:50,231 --> 00:11:52,973
a Naked One,
a tiny pocket man, and a lame Matt Bradley!
318
00:11:53,060 --> 00:11:54,539
Well, I'm done
being the doormat.
319
00:11:56,454 --> 00:11:59,327
I hereby change the structure
of the JTP as we know it.
320
00:11:59,414 --> 00:12:01,068
You can't change that!
321
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,460
It's the structure
of friendship!
322
00:12:02,547 --> 00:12:04,158
Oh, it's changed
but good.
323
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:06,029
And as the new leader
of the JTP,
324
00:12:06,116 --> 00:12:07,727
I demand a piece
of your Gator Gum.
325
00:12:07,814 --> 00:12:09,729
There's only one man here
who needs Gatorade
326
00:12:09,816 --> 00:12:11,992
magically injected into
their gum and it's me.
327
00:12:12,079 --> 00:12:14,168
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS]
328
00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:17,171
Oh, dang. Geoff just swiped
some of Barry's Gator Gum.
329
00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:19,390
Oh, the Gator Gum
is totally replacing
330
00:12:19,477 --> 00:12:21,741
the vital salts and minerals
in Geoff's legs.
331
00:12:21,828 --> 00:12:26,180
No! Stop hydrating
with my Gator Gum! Those are my electrolytes!
332
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,791
Dude, he just quenched his
thirst with Barry's Gator Gum. Geoff is our clear leader now.
333
00:12:28,878 --> 00:12:31,576
Damn right I am.
I'm so freakin' fired up right now
334
00:12:31,663 --> 00:12:33,317
I'm gonna cut science class
and go run around the park.
335
00:12:33,404 --> 00:12:34,971
With no clear objective?
336
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,538
That's crazy, dude.
337
00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:39,323
No. It's new Geoff.
JTP!
338
00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:40,585
ALL: JTP!
339
00:12:41,848 --> 00:12:43,501
New Geoff is exciting.
340
00:12:43,588 --> 00:12:45,852
Yeah, man.
That science lab was, like, 30% of our grade,
341
00:12:45,939 --> 00:12:47,244
but new Geoff don't care.
342
00:12:47,331 --> 00:12:49,377
And this is an act of war.
343
00:12:49,464 --> 00:12:51,509
It's time I unleash
my sister.
344
00:12:51,596 --> 00:12:54,208
♪♪
345
00:12:54,295 --> 00:12:56,079
Hey, I wanted to...
Barry sent you, didn't he?
346
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,516
Wow, yeah.
He charged into the kitchen all sweaty and angry,
347
00:12:58,603 --> 00:13:00,170
and I said
I would come in here just to get rid of him.
348
00:13:00,257 --> 00:13:01,998
Okay, well, why don't you
go tell Barry
349
00:13:02,085 --> 00:13:03,783
that new Geoff
is here to stay.
350
00:13:03,870 --> 00:13:05,828
Okay, I'm really not
in the loop, so what's happening here?
351
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:08,396
What's happening is the new me
refuses to be bossed around
352
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:11,225
by his dad, his friends,
and quite frankly, you!
353
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,140
Me? I'm part of this now?
354
00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:14,881
Yeah. I'm tired of folding
your sweaters.
355
00:13:14,968 --> 00:13:15,969
But I thought you liked
the folding.
356
00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,361
Does this answer
your question?
357
00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:22,627
♪♪
358
00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,759
No-go.
I like new Geoff.
359
00:13:23,846 --> 00:13:25,369
You like new Geoff?
360
00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,154
New Geoff is hot.
Good luck to you both.
361
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,069
ADULT ADAM: As new Geoff
wasn't backing down,
362
00:13:29,156 --> 00:13:33,247
our bus full of kids and lame chaperones was pulling up to Hersheypark.
363
00:13:33,334 --> 00:13:35,684
Oh, you know what
those chocolate kiss street lamps mean.
364
00:13:35,771 --> 00:13:37,425
We're here!
365
00:13:37,512 --> 00:13:40,297
It was a brutal start.
But once the bus parked,
366
00:13:40,384 --> 00:13:43,300
we were free to explore
Chocolate World without our lame-ass par...
367
00:13:43,387 --> 00:13:45,389
Oh, balls!
They're back again!
368
00:13:45,476 --> 00:13:46,477
I don't get it.
369
00:13:46,564 --> 00:13:47,914
You all said you cut
your parents off
370
00:13:48,001 --> 00:13:49,306
from chaperoning
ages ago.
371
00:13:49,393 --> 00:13:51,613
I did, but last night
my mom wrote me
372
00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,007
this heartbreaking
eight-page letter, and I caved.
373
00:13:54,094 --> 00:13:56,966
Same here. My dad even circled
his tears on the paper.
374
00:13:57,053 --> 00:13:58,620
My mom did
the same thing.
375
00:13:58,707 --> 00:14:00,056
Listen to this.
376
00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,624
"And when I literally die
from the disappointment,
377
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:05,670
"please do not
visit my grave site.""...visit my grave site."
378
00:14:05,757 --> 00:14:06,454
Lemme see those letters.
379
00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:08,630
Look.
380
00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:10,284
They're all the same.
381
00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,200
See? My mom also has a hole
in her heart the shape of me.
382
00:14:13,287 --> 00:14:15,245
My mom has that same
kid-shaped hole!
383
00:14:15,332 --> 00:14:17,726
This can only be the work
of one woman...
384
00:14:17,813 --> 00:14:19,597
Beverly Goldberg.
385
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,208
What are we gonna do,
man?
386
00:14:21,295 --> 00:14:22,905
I can't ever read
another one of these.
387
00:14:22,992 --> 00:14:25,255
I cried
in my mom's bosom.
388
00:14:25,342 --> 00:14:26,735
Her bosom!
389
00:14:26,822 --> 00:14:28,911
I'll tell you what
we're gonna do.
390
00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:32,175
We're gonna rise up
against this reign of guilt and take back what is ours.
391
00:14:32,262 --> 00:14:35,048
Chocolatier!
We need chocolate-scented stationery STAT!
392
00:14:35,135 --> 00:14:37,224
Time to give our parents
a taste of their own guilt.
393
00:14:38,225 --> 00:14:39,356
♪♪
394
00:14:39,443 --> 00:14:41,010
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
395
00:14:41,097 --> 00:14:44,884
All right, hit the showers or
generously spray on deodorant.
396
00:14:44,971 --> 00:14:47,625
Schwartz, got a bunch
of scoop balls that need scooping, so have at it.
397
00:14:47,712 --> 00:14:49,845
Nah, man. I'm good.
Excuse me?
398
00:14:49,932 --> 00:14:51,238
I'm tired of being
Mr. Pushover
399
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,153
who always scoops
the scoop balls after class.
400
00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:55,285
As leader of the JTP,
I say Andy does it.
401
00:14:55,372 --> 00:14:57,984
Hey! He's not the leader
of the JTP.
402
00:14:58,071 --> 00:14:58,898
You don't have to
do that, Andy.
403
00:14:58,985 --> 00:15:00,290
But Geoff said I should.
404
00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:02,031
Well, I say Geoff scoops
the scoop balls!
405
00:15:02,118 --> 00:15:03,119
You scoop
the scoop balls!
406
00:15:03,206 --> 00:15:04,555
I'm not scooping
no scoop balls!
407
00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:06,209
Somebody scoop
the scoop balls.
408
00:15:06,296 --> 00:15:07,515
I'll scoop the scoop balls,
okay?
409
00:15:07,602 --> 00:15:09,560
Don't you dare scoop
the scoop balls, Matthew!
410
00:15:09,647 --> 00:15:11,911
Fine! You'll all scoop
the scoop balls!
411
00:15:11,998 --> 00:15:15,131
Or better yet, [BLEEP],
why don't you scoop my [BLEEP]?
412
00:15:15,740 --> 00:15:17,481
♪♪
413
00:15:17,568 --> 00:15:19,919
Never in all my years
in the gymanatorial arts
414
00:15:20,006 --> 00:15:22,095
have I ever been
so blatantly disrespected.
415
00:15:22,182 --> 00:15:24,358
I expected more from you,
Mr. Schwartz.
416
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,099
Anything to say before
I decide your punishment?
417
00:15:26,186 --> 00:15:28,318
Yeah. Why am I here?
418
00:15:28,405 --> 00:15:30,712
The kid's got his own dad.
Call him.
419
00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,583
Yeah, but he's busy,
and he'll be so mad.
420
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:34,455
But I'm busy
and I'm mad.
421
00:15:34,542 --> 00:15:36,413
You're mad? My jaw is
seizing up with anger.
422
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:38,415
Dang it, Rick.
You got to chew some Gator Gum
423
00:15:38,502 --> 00:15:40,504
like a grown man
and calm the heck down.
424
00:15:40,591 --> 00:15:42,419
Follow me.
MURRAY: Oh, geez.
425
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,334
What the hell's
wrong with you?
426
00:15:44,421 --> 00:15:46,946
Look, you're the one
who set me on this new path.
427
00:15:47,033 --> 00:15:49,644
We both agreed
I'm not involved in any of this.
428
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:52,168
Just saying you're
not involved doesn't make you not involved.
429
00:15:52,255 --> 00:15:54,736
Look, I got my own
idiot kids to worry about.
430
00:15:54,823 --> 00:15:57,957
And you, you got a great dad
who wants you to be a doctor.
431
00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,046
You're the only one
who let me be me,
432
00:16:00,133 --> 00:16:01,656
and now even you're
taking it back.
433
00:16:01,743 --> 00:16:03,701
Thanks for nothing.
434
00:16:03,788 --> 00:16:06,269
♪♪
435
00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,055
ADULT ADAM: It was time
for us to take some sweet revenge
436
00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:09,969
on our chaperone parents.
437
00:16:10,056 --> 00:16:12,536
Sup.
Sup yourselves.
438
00:16:12,623 --> 00:16:16,149
Uh, it is our job
as chaperones to make sure you stay safe,
439
00:16:16,236 --> 00:16:18,455
and that extends
to sugar consumption.
440
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:21,415
Then it's a good thing
we no longer accept you as school chaperones.
441
00:16:21,502 --> 00:16:24,940
"Mother, I have clearly
failed as a son."
442
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,942
What the hell is this?
It's a guilt letter,
443
00:16:27,029 --> 00:16:28,465
like the ones you taught
your friends to write.
444
00:16:28,552 --> 00:16:30,032
[GASPS] They know!
You know?
445
00:16:30,119 --> 00:16:31,860
We all know.
Chad Hayward Kremp, please.
446
00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:33,688
Think of me lying
in my grave site.
447
00:16:33,775 --> 00:16:35,603
That's my line.
448
00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,171
What she said,
but for me in my grave site.
449
00:16:38,258 --> 00:16:40,042
Sorry,
ladies and Vinny.
450
00:16:40,129 --> 00:16:42,697
This field/guilt trip
is over.
451
00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,481
We had an agreement.
452
00:16:44,568 --> 00:16:46,005
You were supposed to write
your own letters,
453
00:16:46,092 --> 00:16:47,615
but then you go
and copy mine?
454
00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,138
I tried to write my own,
Beverly.
455
00:16:49,225 --> 00:16:52,011
I just couldn't be a scathing
guilt monster like you.
456
00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,101
If you don't mind,
we're gonna head out to Chocolate Town USA.
457
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:57,146
Enjoy waiting
on the boiling hot bus.
458
00:16:57,233 --> 00:16:58,582
♪♪
459
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,323
This is not the bus!
460
00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,456
I'm not riding my first
roller coaster with my mom!
461
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,240
We need to talk
about your letter.
462
00:17:04,327 --> 00:17:07,113
My letter? You're the one
who's manipulated me for years,
463
00:17:07,200 --> 00:17:08,636
and is that creaking
normal?
464
00:17:08,723 --> 00:17:10,464
That's because you were
shutting me out of your life,
465
00:17:10,551 --> 00:17:11,987
and, oh,
we keep climbing.
466
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:14,033
Of course I shut you out!
I'm a teenager!
467
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:15,730
And yeah, this is higher
than I thought.
468
00:17:15,817 --> 00:17:17,601
Here, hold my hand.
Let Mama protect you.
469
00:17:17,688 --> 00:17:19,908
Please, I'm gonna be
just fine!
470
00:17:19,995 --> 00:17:21,953
I'm gonna die, aah!
471
00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:23,999
Aah!
472
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:28,003
I am so angry
and upside down! Where's the ground?
473
00:17:28,090 --> 00:17:31,833
Aah, I was dead just now!
I'm so scared!
474
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,009
Well, I'm loving
every moment of thi...
475
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:37,708
Ohh! Help! We need
the coaster police!
476
00:17:37,795 --> 00:17:39,319
Where am I?
477
00:17:39,406 --> 00:17:40,842
Aah!
478
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:43,323
I'm so furious
but I forget why!
479
00:17:43,410 --> 00:17:44,628
Aah!
480
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:46,804
I'm blind!
481
00:17:46,891 --> 00:17:48,937
I am blind!
482
00:17:49,024 --> 00:17:50,460
[GASPS]
483
00:17:50,547 --> 00:17:52,332
So are we good?
Did we resolve this?
484
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,116
Maybe! I don't know
anything anymore!
485
00:17:54,203 --> 00:17:57,337
Yes, I agree,
and I love you, too.
486
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,078
ADULT ADAM: Yeah,
even though I blacked out from terror,
487
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,644
I was still super fired up.
488
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:03,604
Adam, wait.
489
00:18:03,691 --> 00:18:06,302
I've given you four hours
of bus ride to cool off...
490
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:08,348
Trust me, that's not
nearly enough.
491
00:18:08,435 --> 00:18:10,785
Okay, so maybe it was
a mistake for me
492
00:18:10,872 --> 00:18:11,960
to force my way
on this trip.
493
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,918
Of course it was!
494
00:18:14,005 --> 00:18:17,661
My God, every other parent
was fine not to chaperone. Why not you?
495
00:18:17,748 --> 00:18:21,578
Adam, when you were little,
I was your everything.
496
00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:26,583
I'd hold your hand when
I'd walk you into school, and you'd cry when I left.
497
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:28,716
Now when you walk through
that door in the morning,
498
00:18:28,803 --> 00:18:29,804
you're just gone.
499
00:18:31,414 --> 00:18:32,894
And when you come home,
I get nothing.
500
00:18:32,981 --> 00:18:34,809
Come on, I tell you stuff.
501
00:18:34,896 --> 00:18:38,117
Please.
At best I get a "muh."
502
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,380
That's why
I write the letters,
503
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,730
so I can hear more,
hear anything.
504
00:18:42,817 --> 00:18:46,037
Okay, then.
I promise to give you more than a "muh"
505
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:50,390
if you promise to stop
with your crazy mom manifestos.
506
00:18:50,477 --> 00:18:52,566
Guess I could cut back
a little.
507
00:18:52,653 --> 00:18:56,744
With you... I still have
plenty of hurtful things to say to Barry and Erica.
508
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,356
ADULT ADAM: That day,
me and my mom were finally seeing eye to eye,
509
00:19:00,443 --> 00:19:04,230
and my dad decided
to help someone see things more clearly.
510
00:19:04,317 --> 00:19:06,623
If you're here for a
discounted eye exam, forget it.
511
00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:08,016
Not today.
512
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,061
I just thought
maybe we could talk.
513
00:19:10,149 --> 00:19:13,326
What's to talk about?
Geoff was in trouble and called you, not me.
514
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:15,241
Look, I'm far from
the kind of guy
515
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,025
who should be giving
parenting advice,
516
00:19:17,112 --> 00:19:21,247
but I have learned
you can't plan your kid's life for them.
517
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,162
It's just always been
my dream
518
00:19:23,249 --> 00:19:25,164
for him to follow
in my footsteps.
519
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,948
I get it,
but is it his dream?
520
00:19:27,905 --> 00:19:29,429
I guess not.
521
00:19:29,516 --> 00:19:32,127
For what it's worth, whatever
Geoff does with his life,
522
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:34,695
I know he's gonna be
amazing at it. He's a good egg.
523
00:19:34,782 --> 00:19:37,698
Tell you the truth,
your son's not so bad, either.
524
00:19:37,785 --> 00:19:39,178
Barry?
525
00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:41,876
You know, he's fantastic
with the patients.
526
00:19:41,963 --> 00:19:44,313
Kid's gonna be
a hell of a doctor.Maybe.
527
00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,054
♪♪
528
00:19:46,141 --> 00:19:47,577
But I don't want
to get involved.
529
00:19:47,664 --> 00:19:49,492
♪ She drives me crazy
530
00:19:49,579 --> 00:19:51,581
♪ Ooh, ooh
531
00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:54,671
I see you're back
to folding my sweaters.
532
00:19:54,758 --> 00:19:58,719
Yeah. The whole, uh,
new Geoff thing, it's just not who I am.
533
00:19:58,806 --> 00:20:00,982
Look, you don't know
who you are, and that's okay,
534
00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:02,766
'cause I don't know
who I am, either.
535
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:04,681
Come on, you've got it
all figured out.
536
00:20:04,768 --> 00:20:07,293
Dude, I have no idea
what I'll end up doing with my life.
537
00:20:07,380 --> 00:20:09,469
All I can do
is follow my heart.
538
00:20:09,556 --> 00:20:11,862
And I love seeing you
finally doing the same.
539
00:20:11,949 --> 00:20:13,386
LOU: [CLEARS THROAT]
Sorry to interrupt.
540
00:20:13,473 --> 00:20:15,866
I just wanted a word
with Geoffrey.
541
00:20:15,953 --> 00:20:18,826
Look, Dad,
I don't want to hear about how I let you down...
542
00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:20,871
It doesn't matter
what I think.
543
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:22,308
It's your life,
544
00:20:22,395 --> 00:20:24,179
and I want it to be
whatever you want it to be.
545
00:20:25,572 --> 00:20:26,790
As long as
it's not furniture.
546
00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:27,878
Oh, God, no.
547
00:20:27,965 --> 00:20:28,923
♪ She drives me crazy
548
00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,925
♪ Ooh, ooh
549
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:33,667
♪ Like no one else
550
00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:35,625
Boofaloo!
How was your day?
551
00:20:35,712 --> 00:20:37,323
Muh.
552
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:41,283
♪ And I can't help myself
553
00:20:41,370 --> 00:20:44,330
Actually, it was really good.
You want to hear about it?
554
00:20:44,417 --> 00:20:46,419
♪ She drives me crazy ♪
555
00:20:46,506 --> 00:20:48,334
ADULT ADAM: When we're kids,
556
00:20:48,421 --> 00:20:51,250
it's natural to want
to shut your parents out,
557
00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:52,860
but once you start opening up,
558
00:20:52,947 --> 00:20:55,558
you realize
it can be pretty sweet.
559
00:20:55,645 --> 00:20:57,343
♪♪
560
00:21:00,563 --> 00:21:04,088
Bev, I have one of
your actual letters,
561
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:05,960
and it's a smooth...
562
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:08,267
[LAUGHING] 12 pages.
563
00:21:08,354 --> 00:21:10,965
Now, I know they've told me
they don't read the letters.
564
00:21:11,052 --> 00:21:14,185
I don't believe them,
because here's a letter that's 20 years old,
565
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,187
and my son Adam
still saved it.
566
00:21:16,275 --> 00:21:19,582
"Not only am I ashamed to have
such a cruel, selfish son,
567
00:21:19,669 --> 00:21:23,543
"but I may never sleep again
knowing how I have failed as a mother."
568
00:21:23,630 --> 00:21:25,109
Well, a little guilt
doesn't hurt.
569
00:21:25,196 --> 00:21:26,459
What can I tell you?
570
00:21:26,509 --> 00:21:31,059
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