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I hope the branzino
was to your liking.
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You must try
the meyer lemon tart.
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I'll bring you a slice
on the house.
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Stuart?
A word, please.
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Pardon.
My lovely partner beckons.
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Excuse us.
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Yes?
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What's this
"on the house" crap?
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Business is slow enough without
you giving away freebies.
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We've only been open
a couple of weeks.
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Besides, it's picking up.
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This is the lunch rush!
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I gotta tell you,
this place is gorgeous!
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Very elegant.
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The only thing that's missing
is asses in the seats.
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Don't tell me.
Tell Wolfgang Schmuck.
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In the restaurant biz,
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you can't just rely
on reservations.
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You need other revenue sources,
like private functions:
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your baby showers,
your birthday parties.
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You have a great courtyard
out there... you should use it.
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Forget it.
My goal is to be Thomas Keller,
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not Chuck E. Cheese.
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What's up?
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What's up with you?
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Chillin'.
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All right, break it up.
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We're giving away enough
free stuff here.
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Hey, Haskell,
what's going on?
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Um, I'm tracking Margo's
Facebook page.
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Please tell me you're not
still pining over your ex.
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Haskell, face it.
She's getting married.
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But is she?
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There's still
no mention of it.
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No "good news."
No "save the date."
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No wedding bell emojis.
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Just a link to some goat
making friends with a hippo.
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Just don't watch it
all the way through.
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Does not end well.
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Well, unlike that hippo,
I still have hope.
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Maybe she changed her mind.
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What do Stuart and Holly
think of all this?
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Oh, they don't know
that I'm in love with her.
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They'd say I'm crazy.
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Haskell, I said
you were crazy.
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Well, I thought it was just, you
know, supportive street talk,
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like, "Haskell, you crazy!"
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First off,
I don't talk like that.
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Second...
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Haskell, you crazy.
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Sync and corrections by btsix
www.addic7ed.com
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Ah.
Hurry up, Stuart!
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Gonna be late
for the dinner crowd.
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Crowd.
[raspberry]
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Sorry, sorry.
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I was just reveling
in our first Yelp review.
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- Mm.
- Mm-hmm.
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Trevor from Park Slope calls us
"An undiscovered gem
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soon to be
a culinary hotspot."
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If he were here right now,
I'd kiss him on the mouth.
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Well, pucker up, baby,
'cause I'm Trevor.
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[knock on door]
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Oh, uh, Margo.
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- Hi. Stuart, right?
- Yep.
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I remember you.
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Haskell's pit bull
divorce lawyer.
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You cost me my Buick Electra
and my Thighmaster.
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Yeah, but that
was a lifetime ago.
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We can laugh about it now.
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Hmm.
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Is Haskell around?
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Uh, no, no.
'Fraid not.
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Aw, that's too bad.
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I wanted to drop off some
of his stuff.
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Now that I'm getting married,
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it doesn't feel right having
it around.
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- You're getting married?
- Mm-hmm.
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Haskell didn't mention it.
Congratulations.
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When's the big day?
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Oh, we don't know.
All the places we like
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are booked up,
so we're still looking.
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Look no further!
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Stuart and I
own a restaurant now,
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and we happen to specialize
in weddings.
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Whatever it is,
it has to be classy,
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because that's what
my tramp stamp says.
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Classy.
Sweetie, it's beyond classy.
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It is elegant, romantic.
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We hold our weddings at
an outdoor courtyard.
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Oh, that sounds perfect.
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When is it available?
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Well, we would need time
to get everything together...
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How about this Saturday?
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This Saturday?
It's only a week away.
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Yes, but we just had
a cancellation, which is rare.
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So what do you say, Margo?
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Shall we book it,
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or should I start calling
the waiting list?
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No!
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Why not?
Let's do it.
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- Fantastic.
- We're saved!
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The date is saved.
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Margo!
What are you doing here?
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Actually,
I came to see you.
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You hear that, Phil?
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Yeah, I came to drop off
some of your stuff,
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but the big news is,
we set a date for the wedding!
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You hear that, Haskell?
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Yeah, we couldn't
find a place,
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and then these two lifesavers
convinced me
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to have it
at their restaurant.
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Guess who's getting married
Saturday?
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Saturday? You're
getting married Saturday?
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Yeah.
Exciting, huh?
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Well, I got a lot of primping
to do for the big day.
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Teeth whitening, spray tan.
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With any luck, I'll get
the heaves and go down a size.
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Ah.
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So, Haskell, huh?
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Margo's getting remarried.
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You're finally getting off
that alimony train.
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Look at him.
He's speechless.
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Come on, Haskell.
Say something.
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I'm still
in love with Margo.
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What?
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And because of you two,
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I've only got a week
to win her back.
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Haskell!
Get out here!
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What do you want?
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- We need to talk.
- Oh, no time.
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I gotta figure out how to tell
Margo that I love her.
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It's a toss-up between
the Times Square jumbotron,
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and a neck tattoo.
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Come on.
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All right, Haskell.
Take a seat.
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Keep in mind, we're only doing
this because we love you.
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Doing what?
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This is an ex-wife
intervention.
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Mm-hmm. You remember
the pact we made?
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If any of wanted to
get back with our ex,
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the other two would do
whatever it took to stop them.
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Yeah, like that time Stuart
wanted to get back with Lorna.
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Lorna?
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Lorna!
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Oh, screw the pact!
Nothing's going to stop me!
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Okay.
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Looks like we're going to have
to do this the hard way.
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- Hello, Haskell.
- No!
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You don't even know
what I'm going to say.
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I'm just generally
afraid of you.
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What you should be afraid of
is the truth... Eden!
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Hello, Haskell.
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What is she doing here and
what's that in her hand?
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These are the court transcripts
from Lutz v. Lutz.
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Because apparently you forgot
what it was like
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to be married to Margo.
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(Eden)
[clears throat]
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"January 5th, morning session.
Mr. Lutz:
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'Die, you fire-breathing
she-beast.'"
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"Mrs. Lutz: 'You want fire?
How's this?'
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Mrs. Lutz pours hot coffee
on Mr. Lutz's genitals."
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"Mr. Lutz: "Aaaahhh!"
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"Mrs. Lutz:
'Ha ha ha ha!'"
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All right, all right!
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We had the occasional
psychotic outburst,
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but beneath the fighting
and the craziness was passion.
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Haskell, don't you think that
this is all just a reaction to...
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The fact that she's marrying
someone else?
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It's not.
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It just reminded me that
I never stopped loving her.
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What makes you think that it
would be different this time?
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Because I'm different.
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Thanks to you guys,
I'm not the same man!
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Look, I don't even know
what Margo feels,
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but I know if I don't tell her
what's in my heart,
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I'll regret it
for the rest of my life.
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And there's nothing we can do
or say to change your mind?
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Nothing!
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Well then, I guess we have
no choice but to help you.
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Really?
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If you love her
that much.
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This intervention took
a serious left turn!
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Okay, okay, remember.
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When Margo gets here, I'll start
going over the wedding plans.
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And then Holly will come over,
and pull me away,
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and then you will just happen
to stop by,
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and profess your undying love.
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I'll never forget this.
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Hey, hey.
Margo just pulled up.
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Oh, I'm so nervous,
my sphincter just slammed shut.
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Oh, hello, Margo.
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Please, have a seat.
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Can't believe I'm getting
married in a few days.
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I'm schvitzing like
a dock worker.
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Well, you do have
that bridal glow.
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So I brought a few ideas
for the wedding.
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I want the cake Kim Kardashian
had at her first wedding,
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the ice sculpture she had
at her second wedding.
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I also want her ass,
but you can't have everything.
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Hello, Margo.
I'm sorry to interrupt,
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but Stuart, you're needed
in the kitchen.
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Oh, before I forget,
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I wanted to bring you
my deposit,
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just to show you
I mean business.
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Oh, that's a whole lot
of business.
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- Holly, I believe you wanted...
- Not now, I'm with a client.
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- Holly.
- Oh, yeah, in the kitchen.
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Ah, kitchen, kitchen, kitchen.
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[humming]
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Margo!
What are you doing here?
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I'm getting married here,
Dum-dum.
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
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- May I?
- Oh, sure. Park it.
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So, Margo...
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Here we are...
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You and me...
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Sitting here...
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At a table...
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At a restaurant...
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I get it, I get it.
It's nice to see you, too.
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Can you believe I'm getting
married in this place?
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It's a far cry from our wedding
at the Toledo Bowl-O-Drome.
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That's 'cause we didn't want to
wait till the end of the tour.
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We were too much in love.
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Yeah, that we were.
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I'll never forget how
beautiful you looked,
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walking down Lane 10
towards me and the pins.
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Yeah, till I hit
that slick spot
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and I took down you,
the minister, and the pins.
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[laughs]
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You made a ten
the hard way.
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[both laugh]
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You know, you could say
one thing about us:
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no matter how tough things got,
we were always able to laugh.
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Margo.
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00:10:14,069 --> 00:10:15,151
There's something
you need to know.
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Oh, hey, beautiful.
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00:10:16,955 --> 00:10:19,322
Oh, Mike!
What are you doing here?
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Well, I was over
at the tux place
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and couldn't remember
which one to get,
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and I knew if I got the wrong
one, that I'd get an earful.
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Yeah, you got that right.
Give me a kiss.
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I want you to meet
my ex-husband, Haskell.
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Haskell, my next husband,
Mike.
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- Hey, man.
- Hey.
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It's nice
to finally meet you.
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Yeah, yeah.
You, too.
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Oh, well, we should go.
Just tell Stuart
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I'll call him later, okay?
250
00:10:39,928 --> 00:10:41,227
Just give me one minute,
okay?
251
00:10:41,346 --> 00:10:42,262
Yeah, you got it.
252
00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:47,734
Haskie, you know...
253
00:10:47,853 --> 00:10:51,938
Seeing you again made me realize
how much you mean to me.
254
00:10:52,024 --> 00:10:53,273
Really?
255
00:10:53,358 --> 00:10:54,941
Yeah.
256
00:10:55,027 --> 00:10:58,695
And it'd make me
so happy if...
257
00:10:58,780 --> 00:11:01,081
you'd walk me down the aisle
and give me away?
258
00:11:01,199 --> 00:11:03,750
(audience) Oh!
259
00:11:03,869 --> 00:11:06,202
Give you away?
260
00:11:06,288 --> 00:11:09,205
Yes, sure!
261
00:11:09,341 --> 00:11:10,790
Of course, I will!
262
00:11:10,876 --> 00:11:13,376
You're the best,
Haskie!
263
00:11:20,614 --> 00:11:21,530
Welcome!
264
00:11:21,615 --> 00:11:22,664
Welcome.
265
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:23,999
Hi.
266
00:11:24,085 --> 00:11:25,834
I feel so guilty for having
Margo's wedding here.
267
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,920
I know.
I feel terrible, too.
268
00:11:28,039 --> 00:11:30,456
Enjoy this
glorious event!
269
00:11:32,543 --> 00:11:33,709
Ah, hey, what's up, man?
270
00:11:33,844 --> 00:11:35,544
What are you doing here?
You're not on the guest list.
271
00:11:35,629 --> 00:11:37,546
Sure, I am.
"Phil Chase.
272
00:11:37,631 --> 00:11:39,598
Crashing the wedding."
273
00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:41,100
Oh, thank you
for your honesty.
274
00:11:41,218 --> 00:11:42,551
Now get out.
275
00:11:42,686 --> 00:11:43,886
Aw, no, come on!
At the end of the night,
276
00:11:43,971 --> 00:11:46,188
I'll be somebody's plus-one.
277
00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:47,606
Either the blonde
or the brunette.
278
00:11:47,725 --> 00:11:49,858
Or, if I'm as good as
I think I am...
279
00:11:49,944 --> 00:11:51,977
And I am...
280
00:11:52,063 --> 00:11:53,529
Both.
281
00:11:55,616 --> 00:11:57,449
Hey, Haskell.
282
00:11:57,568 --> 00:11:59,068
How you doing?
You okay, buddy?
283
00:11:59,153 --> 00:12:00,235
Oh, stop the pity party.
284
00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,071
Like I've been
saying all week, I'm fine.
285
00:12:02,156 --> 00:12:03,122
Of course, he's fine.
286
00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:05,741
He's got the hottest
date at the wedding.
287
00:12:05,876 --> 00:12:08,327
That's your cue to say,
"You know it."
288
00:12:08,412 --> 00:12:11,797
- You know it.
- Aw, do you mean that?
289
00:12:11,916 --> 00:12:13,582
That's your cue
to say "yes"!
290
00:12:13,717 --> 00:12:15,250
All right, lucky for you,
you're adorable.
291
00:12:15,386 --> 00:12:16,668
Yeah, I'll be a lot
more adorable
292
00:12:16,754 --> 00:12:20,589
once I get
some champagne in me.
293
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:24,059
So, throwing a wedding
on the patio.
294
00:12:24,145 --> 00:12:28,180
I remember someone suggesting
you make use of that space.
295
00:12:28,265 --> 00:12:31,683
Oh!
Right, it was me.
296
00:12:31,769 --> 00:12:33,102
You didn't say,
"elegant wedding."
297
00:12:33,237 --> 00:12:35,854
You said, "clown party."
298
00:12:35,940 --> 00:12:38,524
I took your basic
notion and elevated it.
299
00:12:38,609 --> 00:12:39,525
Hmm.
300
00:12:39,610 --> 00:12:41,577
- Elevate this.
- Ow. Ow!
301
00:12:41,662 --> 00:12:43,362
Okay, you're right.
Great idea! Great idea!
302
00:12:43,447 --> 00:12:44,580
Thank you.
Now, show me
303
00:12:44,665 --> 00:12:46,448
what you've done
with the patio,
304
00:12:46,584 --> 00:12:48,167
or as we called it
at the Olive Garden,
305
00:12:48,285 --> 00:12:51,286
the "parking lot
with the fence around it."
306
00:12:51,372 --> 00:12:54,673
There she is!
Oh!
307
00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:56,959
Great dress, Margo!
308
00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,627
I can barely breathe.
309
00:12:58,712 --> 00:13:03,966
Every time I sneeze,
my boobs pop out.
310
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,434
You look beautiful,
Margo.
311
00:13:05,519 --> 00:13:08,604
Thanks.
You ready to give me away?
312
00:13:08,689 --> 00:13:11,023
As ready as
I'll ever be.
313
00:13:11,142 --> 00:13:12,274
Haskell, I can't stand it.
314
00:13:12,359 --> 00:13:14,309
Stop pretending you're fine.
You're not fine.
315
00:13:14,445 --> 00:13:15,561
You've got to tell her!
316
00:13:15,646 --> 00:13:17,146
Look, she's getting married
in 20 minutes.
317
00:13:17,231 --> 00:13:20,566
It's too late,
so stay out of it.
318
00:13:20,651 --> 00:13:22,734
Hey, hey, hey!
Good news.
319
00:13:22,820 --> 00:13:25,821
There is now a redhead
in the mix.
320
00:13:25,956 --> 00:13:30,576
I might pull off
the bridesmaid hat trick.
321
00:13:30,661 --> 00:13:32,161
What's the matter?
322
00:13:32,296 --> 00:13:34,746
You should have seen Haskell's
face when he saw Margo.
323
00:13:34,832 --> 00:13:36,165
This is killing him.
324
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,382
I told him to go after her,
325
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,468
but he said to just
stay out of it.
326
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:40,836
Well, when you
don't stay out of it,
327
00:13:40,921 --> 00:13:42,504
will you leave me out of it?
328
00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:45,057
How long have
you known me?
329
00:13:45,176 --> 00:13:46,592
Damn.
330
00:13:51,315 --> 00:13:52,181
- (Margo) I just don't...
- (Holly) I know.
331
00:13:52,316 --> 00:13:53,515
What's the emergency?
332
00:13:53,651 --> 00:13:55,517
I gotta walk down the aisle
in ten minutes!
333
00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:56,685
It's the cake.
334
00:13:56,820 --> 00:14:00,906
My cake?
My Kardashian cake?
335
00:14:01,025 --> 00:14:02,824
Something must have
happened overnight.
336
00:14:02,910 --> 00:14:04,276
It seems to be listing.
337
00:14:04,361 --> 00:14:05,861
Well, if it is,
there's gonna be trouble,
338
00:14:05,996 --> 00:14:08,247
'cause I paid for
a straight cake.
339
00:14:11,835 --> 00:14:13,869
What's wrong with it?
It looks perfectly straight.
340
00:14:14,004 --> 00:14:16,255
What are you doing?
What is so urgent?
341
00:14:16,373 --> 00:14:17,756
(Phil)
Yes!
342
00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:19,875
- Haskell!
- Margo.
343
00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:20,926
What are you doing here?
344
00:14:21,045 --> 00:14:22,344
(Holly)
It's now or never, Haskell.
345
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:23,428
Tell her.
346
00:14:23,547 --> 00:14:25,714
Tell me what?
What is going on?
347
00:14:25,799 --> 00:14:27,299
Nothing.
348
00:14:27,384 --> 00:14:28,433
Oh, I don't have time for this.
349
00:14:28,552 --> 00:14:29,885
Don't move!
350
00:14:29,970 --> 00:14:33,021
One more step
and the cake gets it.
351
00:14:33,107 --> 00:14:35,107
What are you doing?
Are you crazy?
352
00:14:35,226 --> 00:14:36,308
You better tell her,
Haskell.
353
00:14:36,393 --> 00:14:37,809
She's got a rosebud,
Haskell!
354
00:14:37,895 --> 00:14:40,062
Whatever it is, tell me!
355
00:14:40,147 --> 00:14:41,647
I love you!
356
00:14:41,732 --> 00:14:44,449
- What?
- I'm not here.
357
00:14:48,405 --> 00:14:51,240
You love me?
What are you talking about?
358
00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:54,209
I've never stopped
loving you.
359
00:14:54,295 --> 00:14:57,496
It all came flooding back
when I saw you again.
360
00:14:57,581 --> 00:15:01,416
Please, Margo.
Give me another chance.
361
00:15:01,502 --> 00:15:03,468
It'll be better
this time.
362
00:15:03,587 --> 00:15:05,554
I'll be better this time.
363
00:15:05,639 --> 00:15:08,307
I'll be the man
I should've been.
364
00:15:08,425 --> 00:15:11,476
I promise,
I'll make you happy.
365
00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:16,515
You son of a bitch!
366
00:15:16,600 --> 00:15:19,401
I'm about to get married!
Now you tell me this?
367
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:22,688
Even if I felt the same way,
it's too late.
368
00:15:22,773 --> 00:15:24,439
Now you pull
yourself together
369
00:15:24,575 --> 00:15:26,825
because you are walking me
down the aisle
370
00:15:26,944 --> 00:15:29,861
and I'm getting married!
371
00:15:34,785 --> 00:15:37,085
[silenced by the door]
372
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:45,010
I feel so horrible.
373
00:15:45,129 --> 00:15:46,295
Haskell said
to stay out of it.
374
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:47,963
Why couldn't I just
stay out of it?
375
00:15:48,098 --> 00:15:51,016
Well, at least someone's
dreams came true.
376
00:15:55,472 --> 00:15:58,390
[electric organ playing
Wagner's Bridal Chorus]
377
00:16:16,627 --> 00:16:17,659
You can let go now,
Haskell.
378
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:18,794
[muttering]
379
00:16:18,879 --> 00:16:20,829
Oh no, he's not going to
let go of her hand.
380
00:16:20,914 --> 00:16:22,497
He's going to
embarrass himself!
381
00:16:22,633 --> 00:16:23,498
Haskell... aah!
382
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:26,168
[both yelling]
383
00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:28,887
Oh, my God!
384
00:16:29,006 --> 00:16:30,639
- Oh, my God!
- Honey, honey!
385
00:16:32,676 --> 00:16:40,649
[both laugh]
386
00:16:40,734 --> 00:16:43,902
What are you laughing at?
This isn't funny.
387
00:16:44,021 --> 00:16:48,440
[both resume laughing]
388
00:16:48,525 --> 00:16:51,576
Okay, I don't get this!
I mean...
389
00:16:51,695 --> 00:16:54,246
The wedding is ruined!
390
00:16:54,365 --> 00:16:56,865
What the hell is so funny?
391
00:16:56,950 --> 00:16:59,034
I don't know,
it just is!
392
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:01,336
[both laugh]
393
00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,800
Hey, Phil!
394
00:17:15,885 --> 00:17:16,884
The wedding video?
395
00:17:16,969 --> 00:17:18,260
Just hit 4 million views.
396
00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:19,743
[chuckling]
397
00:17:19,828 --> 00:17:22,746
And #TheWeddingSplashers
is trending.
398
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,617
Thanks to your mishap,
the restaurant's booked
399
00:17:27,703 --> 00:17:30,253
six months in advance.
400
00:17:30,339 --> 00:17:33,757
A year if you want
to sit near the fountain.
401
00:17:33,842 --> 00:17:36,126
Ah, and I owe it all
to you and Margo.
402
00:17:36,211 --> 00:17:38,545
Yeah, I wonder what Margo's
doing right now.
403
00:17:38,630 --> 00:17:40,130
Hey, Haskell.
404
00:17:40,215 --> 00:17:41,798
Get off your ass
and help with the boxes.
405
00:17:41,934 --> 00:17:43,517
I'm your wife,
not a pack mule.
406
00:17:43,635 --> 00:17:48,722
[audience cheers and applause]
407
00:17:48,807 --> 00:17:52,059
You hear that?
My wife.
408
00:17:53,779 --> 00:17:56,613
[cheers and applause]
409
00:17:56,698 --> 00:17:58,865
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
Mister!
410
00:17:58,984 --> 00:17:59,900
You don't get any
more of this
411
00:17:59,985 --> 00:18:01,234
until you help
with the boxes.
412
00:18:01,320 --> 00:18:02,369
Yeah?
413
00:18:02,488 --> 00:18:03,987
Well, you don't get
any more of this until
414
00:18:04,123 --> 00:18:06,990
whenever you want it.
415
00:18:07,126 --> 00:18:08,325
You're so sweet.
416
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:09,993
Now move it.
I want to be home in time
417
00:18:10,129 --> 00:18:12,796
for the series finale
of Swamp People.
418
00:18:17,002 --> 00:18:20,087
So...
419
00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,338
Moving out, huh?
420
00:18:21,473 --> 00:18:23,340
Guess so.
421
00:18:23,425 --> 00:18:24,674
You know, it's going to
be weird not seeing you
422
00:18:24,810 --> 00:18:27,310
sitting on that couch every day.
423
00:18:27,396 --> 00:18:28,345
Who would have thought
you'd be the first
424
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:30,013
to get married
and leave?
425
00:18:30,099 --> 00:18:31,598
I know.
I guess a force
426
00:18:31,683 --> 00:18:33,517
greater than all of us
had a plan for me.
427
00:18:33,652 --> 00:18:34,651
(Holly)
Good!
428
00:18:34,736 --> 00:18:36,403
You're still here.
429
00:18:36,522 --> 00:18:38,155
If you left,
I'd have killed you.
430
00:18:38,240 --> 00:18:40,941
I'm going to
miss you, too.
431
00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:42,859
Oh, it only took me
four years,
432
00:18:42,945 --> 00:18:45,495
but I finally launched
one of my guys.
433
00:18:45,581 --> 00:18:47,531
Look at you, all married.
434
00:18:47,666 --> 00:18:49,166
Hey, he's not the only one
you launched.
435
00:18:49,251 --> 00:18:51,535
Thanks to you, I'm a
restaurateur, living my dreams.
436
00:18:51,670 --> 00:18:55,205
God, I feel good about
myself right now.
437
00:18:55,290 --> 00:18:57,624
And thanks to you,
I had my first three-way.
438
00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:01,845
- Hi, hi!
- Where have you been?
439
00:19:01,930 --> 00:19:03,013
I sent you on one errand!
440
00:19:03,098 --> 00:19:04,431
Well, unlike you,
it takes me
441
00:19:04,550 --> 00:19:08,885
more than four steps
to get across town.
442
00:19:09,021 --> 00:19:11,555
Haskell, this is for you.
It's your wedding gift.
443
00:19:11,690 --> 00:19:13,190
Oh, Holly, Holly, Holly.
444
00:19:13,275 --> 00:19:14,891
I said no gifts.
445
00:19:15,027 --> 00:19:17,894
Just cash.
446
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,613
- Oh, it's a picture frame.
- Yeah.
447
00:19:19,731 --> 00:19:22,032
Well, now I just gotta find
a picture to put in it.
448
00:19:22,117 --> 00:19:23,233
Oh, I know what you're
putting in it.
449
00:19:23,318 --> 00:19:24,367
Everybody sit down.
450
00:19:24,453 --> 00:19:27,237
- Set up the camera, Eden.
- Okay.
451
00:19:27,372 --> 00:19:30,490
All right, 10 seconds!
452
00:19:31,877 --> 00:19:33,543
All right, everyone,
just get closer, get closer.
453
00:19:33,629 --> 00:19:34,711
That's close enough!
454
00:19:34,796 --> 00:19:35,962
I already had
one wedding night.
455
00:19:36,081 --> 00:19:37,998
Hey.
456
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:39,583
Hey, buddy?
Your blocking my pecs.
457
00:19:39,668 --> 00:19:41,835
I've worked hard
on these.
458
00:19:43,422 --> 00:19:45,005
Got it.
459
00:19:47,092 --> 00:19:48,725
Guess we should get up.
460
00:19:48,810 --> 00:19:50,427
Yeah, we probably should.
461
00:19:50,562 --> 00:19:52,822
- In a minute.
- Yeah, what's the rush?
462
00:19:55,406 --> 00:19:57,406
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