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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,471 --> 00:00:06,268 How you doing? Welcome to the show. 2 00:00:06,439 --> 00:00:08,270 I'm Ben Stiller. We're in downtown L.A. 3 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,773 I'm very excited because my friend Rob Morrow... 4 00:00:10,944 --> 00:00:12,878 ...star of Northern Exposure, will be here. 5 00:00:13,046 --> 00:00:16,948 It'll be great. We haven't seen each other for a while. We go back to New York days. 6 00:00:17,117 --> 00:00:19,608 It's gonna be fun. So I'll see you right after this. 7 00:00:20,086 --> 00:00:24,819 Hey, kids, it's time for Counting With Bruce Springsteen! 8 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:40,872 All right! 9 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:45,004 What did I get up to? 10 00:01:56,015 --> 00:01:59,007 We're back, and I'm excited because Rob Morrow's gonna be here. 11 00:01:59,185 --> 00:02:03,645 - Rob Morrow? That is so cool. I love him! - He's great. He's an old friend of mine. 12 00:02:03,823 --> 00:02:05,791 That is the coolest show. Ever watch it? 13 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:10,328 No, I've seen parts of it. I know it's got a great reputation but I've never seen... 14 00:02:10,497 --> 00:02:12,761 It's really good. It's really good. 15 00:02:12,932 --> 00:02:16,368 - You auditioned for that, didn't you? - I don't remember. It was such a... 16 00:02:16,536 --> 00:02:19,164 I went on so many auditions as an actor and just... 17 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:23,070 It would be kind of hard to forget that. It's such a smash hit. A great show. 18 00:02:23,243 --> 00:02:25,768 Why don't we go to this, and we'll be right back. 19 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:29,403 - I don't... You know, you go on so many... - It's too bad you didn't get that. 20 00:02:29,582 --> 00:02:31,846 I don't know if I auditioned for it. It was... 21 00:02:32,018 --> 00:02:33,645 Whatever. 22 00:02:53,573 --> 00:02:56,337 I hate waking up. 23 00:03:58,805 --> 00:04:01,603 - Hey, guys, how do you want your coffee? - Rare! 24 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:03,366 Thought so. 25 00:04:05,144 --> 00:04:07,408 Whoa. It's Mr. Adult, our manager. 26 00:04:07,580 --> 00:04:11,812 Boys, I have to tell you, this is the worst-Iooking apartment in Seattle. 27 00:04:11,985 --> 00:04:13,509 It's like a freaking war zone. 28 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:16,814 Pearl Jam, 12 o'clock high! 29 00:04:17,690 --> 00:04:20,318 We like it this way. 30 00:04:20,660 --> 00:04:25,529 I don't give a fig how you live, but you guys better play great tonight. 31 00:04:25,698 --> 00:04:28,292 - Why should we? - I'll tell you why. A talent scout... 32 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:32,837 ...from Pretentious Artists Records will be here. I have guaranteed him... 33 00:04:33,006 --> 00:04:36,066 ...that The Grungies are Seattle's hottest band. 34 00:04:39,545 --> 00:04:42,810 I hate to inform you, Mr. Adult, but we smashed our instruments... 35 00:04:42,982 --> 00:04:45,883 ...at last night's Annual Seattle Grunge-Off Concert. 36 00:04:46,052 --> 00:04:49,021 What!? I don't care what you do. Get some new instruments. 37 00:04:49,188 --> 00:04:52,282 And none of those on-stage antics tonight. 38 00:04:53,626 --> 00:04:56,754 If you take one more stage dive and blow this record deal... 39 00:04:56,929 --> 00:05:00,160 ...I will whip the very life out of you. 40 00:05:00,867 --> 00:05:03,631 - I hate that guy. - Yeah, but what'll we do? 41 00:05:03,803 --> 00:05:06,294 - I don't know. - Hey! Let's ask Tork. 42 00:05:06,472 --> 00:05:09,566 Tork, what are we gonna do? 43 00:05:11,444 --> 00:05:15,847 I've got an idea. Let's ask my friend Goo if we can borrow her band's instruments. 44 00:05:16,015 --> 00:05:18,745 - Goo? - Yeah, like in goo-goo, ga-ga. 45 00:05:18,918 --> 00:05:21,580 Goo-goo, ga-ga. 46 00:05:52,785 --> 00:05:54,343 Hey, girls. 47 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:56,886 Check out who's here. 48 00:05:57,423 --> 00:06:00,654 It's the last-place losers of the Seattle Grunge-Off. 49 00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:04,729 - What do you think they want? - Maybe borrow our instruments? 50 00:06:04,897 --> 00:06:07,263 Can we borrow your instruments? 51 00:06:07,433 --> 00:06:10,891 - Goo, you must be psychic. - You guys can just forget it. 52 00:06:11,070 --> 00:06:13,595 There's no way... 53 00:06:27,220 --> 00:06:28,881 Okay. 54 00:06:29,255 --> 00:06:31,450 You can borrow them for one night. 55 00:06:31,624 --> 00:06:33,148 But if you smash them... 56 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:38,161 ...I'll kick each and every one of your butts. 57 00:06:53,880 --> 00:06:57,281 We're here with Rob Morrow. Rob, thanks for coming on the show. 58 00:06:57,450 --> 00:06:59,884 It's been a while. I haven't seen you for... 59 00:07:00,052 --> 00:07:02,987 It has. A couple... Do you know where I saw you? 60 00:07:03,156 --> 00:07:06,853 The last time I saw you was when I was auditioning for Joel... 61 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:10,189 ...and I believe you auditioned for Joel for Northern Exposure. 62 00:07:10,363 --> 00:07:14,197 - That's right. I forgot about that. - I'll never forget because... 63 00:07:14,367 --> 00:07:19,066 You went in right before me. I thought, I got 15 minutes, I'm gonna get this part. 64 00:07:19,238 --> 00:07:22,298 I was gonna memorize the lines. It must have been maybe... 65 00:07:22,475 --> 00:07:26,275 ...like 15 seconds, and you came walking out. It was... 66 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:28,812 - Yes, it was. We just... - I'm sure you did a good job. 67 00:07:28,981 --> 00:07:31,848 They wanted to go a whole different physical type. 68 00:07:32,018 --> 00:07:35,351 I know. It was Jewish guy from New York, dark-haired... 69 00:07:35,521 --> 00:07:38,513 ...and you're definitely not that. - No. 70 00:07:39,192 --> 00:07:41,683 - Why don't we go to this. - But it's good. 71 00:07:41,861 --> 00:07:45,262 - You've got your own show. - This worked out great. I'm really glad... 72 00:07:45,431 --> 00:07:47,490 ...I didn't get it. - Yeah. 73 00:07:49,068 --> 00:07:52,834 It's time for Stiller's Wheel of Filler! 74 00:07:53,573 --> 00:07:56,838 Where the wheel stops, that's where the comedy goes. 75 00:08:00,513 --> 00:08:02,811 Jewish Fly Guys! 76 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:33,008 You know... 77 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:37,775 ...this old house has been in our family for generations... 78 00:08:37,950 --> 00:08:43,252 ...for about as long as we've been serving Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal... 79 00:08:43,422 --> 00:08:45,447 ...with every breakfast. 80 00:08:45,758 --> 00:08:48,625 I live here all alone now. 81 00:08:48,794 --> 00:08:51,228 Just like my uncle Ray before me. 82 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:54,924 They say that he used to like to wait until it was really... 83 00:08:55,101 --> 00:08:56,796 ...late at night. 84 00:08:56,969 --> 00:09:01,406 Then he'd slip into a pink taffeta gown... 85 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:04,543 ...and fill his panties with piping-hot... 86 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:07,838 ...Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. 87 00:09:08,014 --> 00:09:13,008 Then he'd dance around the back yard, stare into the neighbor's windows... 88 00:09:13,185 --> 00:09:16,484 ...and tell filthy stories to their animals. 89 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:20,888 They say on a moonlit night you can still see him out there dancing. 90 00:09:21,861 --> 00:09:24,261 Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. 91 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:28,526 It's a delicious way to eat and a nutritious way to live. 92 00:09:28,701 --> 00:09:34,037 Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. Available at fine stores everywhere. 93 00:09:34,206 --> 00:09:35,195 Cut. 94 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,239 This stuff is hard! 95 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,811 It's hard as a rock! It's harder than Chinese arithmetic! 96 00:09:40,980 --> 00:09:44,245 I'm supposed to sit and eat this all day? I'll be in my trailer! 97 00:09:44,417 --> 00:09:46,009 Somebody get the producer on the phone! 98 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:55,357 We're back with Rob and Janeane, talking about the old days. 99 00:09:55,528 --> 00:09:58,156 - I miss those, man. We hung out a lot. - Yeah. 100 00:09:58,331 --> 00:10:00,356 There was Diane and you and Lisa. 101 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:03,627 You should see... Ben and Lisa are like... 102 00:10:03,803 --> 00:10:07,796 They're soul mates. You know what was funny? She never said she'd come to L.A. 103 00:10:07,974 --> 00:10:10,966 Right. We broke up. We broke up. 104 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:14,909 But it's good. I needed some space, and I'm really happy about it. 105 00:10:15,081 --> 00:10:20,348 - She's dating Stephen Baldwin now, right? - Get out of here! I love Stephen Baldwin! 106 00:10:20,519 --> 00:10:24,114 Crossing the Bridge. This guy... All those guys. There's Alec... 107 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:27,020 ...and Billy and Danny. This is a talented... 108 00:10:27,193 --> 00:10:29,286 You don't look alike. You can't compare. 109 00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,226 I'm telling you, it's good. I'm happy they're dating. 110 00:10:32,398 --> 00:10:36,095 - He's in movies, you're on a TV show. - Right. There's no... 111 00:10:36,268 --> 00:10:39,567 - I'm very happy for her. - You got a much heavier beard. 112 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:41,263 - Right. - Yeah. 113 00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:46,036 I'm really... Yes, it's good. I'm totally well-adjusted and happy about it. 114 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:49,741 Hi. Uh... 115 00:10:49,915 --> 00:10:51,177 Today... 116 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:54,581 ...my girlfriend left me for... 117 00:10:54,754 --> 00:10:56,585 ...Stephen... 118 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,623 ...stupid-head Baldwin, and... 119 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:04,889 So I'm recording this because I know that sometime in the future... 120 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:08,761 ...I'm gonna laugh at how depressed I was. 121 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:13,200 I know that somewhere right now, in the future, I'm watching this... 122 00:11:13,372 --> 00:11:17,035 ...with my future wife and... 123 00:11:17,209 --> 00:11:19,575 ...baby, and... 124 00:11:19,745 --> 00:11:22,407 Hey. Hi, hey there, me. 125 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:26,540 Hi, baby Stiller. How you doing, huh? 126 00:11:26,719 --> 00:11:29,620 Look at Daddy. He's pretty silly, huh? 127 00:11:30,289 --> 00:11:33,258 Hey. Got your nose. 128 00:11:35,327 --> 00:11:36,885 So... 129 00:11:37,063 --> 00:11:41,591 ...I'll record again in a couple weeks, because I know I'll be laughing. 130 00:11:41,767 --> 00:11:43,632 It's gonna be funny. 131 00:11:46,772 --> 00:11:51,539 Stephen Baldwin! What the...? I don't... 132 00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,872 Stephen-stupid-Baldwin! 133 00:11:56,348 --> 00:12:01,047 I think I'm gonna be able to laugh soon. 134 00:12:05,991 --> 00:12:10,155 I'm Stephen Baldwin. Who are you? Stephen-stupid-Baldwin. 135 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:14,356 How could...? Stephen Baldwin! 136 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:17,832 Stephen Baldwin? 137 00:12:24,910 --> 00:12:28,744 I feel a lot better today because I realized we're all going to die. 138 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:32,247 And she's no exception. 139 00:12:34,553 --> 00:12:38,045 I got a date tonight with a very gorgeous girl. 140 00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:42,661 Don't wait up for me, if you know what I mean. Ben Stiller is back. 141 00:12:42,828 --> 00:12:47,856 Tonight on Arsenio, the A-man welcomes sexy heartthrob Stephen Baldwin... 142 00:12:48,033 --> 00:12:50,968 ... in a rare and candid interview that... 143 00:12:55,207 --> 00:12:57,198 Hey, look out! 144 00:13:02,248 --> 00:13:07,242 Wow. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring it up. Clearly it's... I'm sorry, buddy. 145 00:13:07,419 --> 00:13:09,284 No, no, no, it's okay. 146 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:13,721 It's behind you, obviously. You're the star of your own TV show. 147 00:13:13,893 --> 00:13:16,293 You're the last guy I'd worry about. 148 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,362 - I didn't mean to bring it up. - It's fine. 149 00:13:18,531 --> 00:13:20,362 They must be flocking at your door. 150 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:24,731 A lot of girls who I could... There are a lot of prospects out there. 151 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:27,998 Nobody specific, but I don't wanna tie myself down. 152 00:13:28,174 --> 00:13:30,506 Show me something else. Let me see something else. 153 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:34,168 Sure, sure. Okay. Yeah, let's go to another piece. 154 00:13:43,122 --> 00:13:45,181 Women. Buildings. 155 00:13:45,357 --> 00:13:47,621 Sometimes they are the same thing. 156 00:13:47,793 --> 00:13:51,160 I am never alone. Wherever I go in the city... 157 00:13:51,330 --> 00:13:53,525 ... I am surrounded by buildings. 158 00:13:53,699 --> 00:13:55,496 Wherever I see buildings... 159 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,126 ... there I see my women. 160 00:14:03,742 --> 00:14:08,736 Ah, the museum! The museum reminds me of Cheryl. 161 00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:12,680 Cheryl loved the paintings of sad clowns. 162 00:14:12,885 --> 00:14:18,323 The kind a child could do. It's funny. She was a masterpiece herself. 163 00:14:19,825 --> 00:14:21,087 Yes. 164 00:14:23,095 --> 00:14:29,056 The observatory! So many evenings Janet and I would walk along its deck. 165 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:34,764 Until one night I played a little joke on her and pushed her over the edge. 166 00:14:34,940 --> 00:14:37,272 I am the devil himself! 167 00:14:39,912 --> 00:14:44,042 The post office. I can't help thinking of Vivian. 168 00:14:44,550 --> 00:14:48,680 For she, too, had a line of customers backed up into the street. 169 00:14:48,854 --> 00:14:52,415 And she works there. Hello, Vivian! Hello. 170 00:14:54,627 --> 00:14:58,620 Laurie, Susan. Yes, Claire. 171 00:14:58,797 --> 00:15:03,063 Oh, yes. This apartment building. It reminds me of Frank. 172 00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:06,363 I was so drunk that night. Hello, Frank. 173 00:15:06,538 --> 00:15:10,065 I am not ashamed. Such is life, yes? 174 00:15:10,709 --> 00:15:13,234 The mall, so many shops. 175 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:17,906 So many women I remember. Quickly, get me away before my brain explodes! 176 00:15:18,284 --> 00:15:23,813 I must leave the city. Every tree reminds me of a woman! 177 00:15:27,626 --> 00:15:31,426 The Grungies is brought to you by Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. 178 00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:37,296 Look at this stuff. Sugar. Dye. Junk. 179 00:15:37,469 --> 00:15:43,931 All the science in the world won't help against 100% natural goodness. 180 00:15:44,109 --> 00:15:46,976 The people at Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal... 181 00:15:47,146 --> 00:15:51,879 ...they use only all-natural ingredients. Whole grains, raisins... 182 00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:54,542 ...tender young oat buds. 183 00:15:54,720 --> 00:15:58,486 The little oat buds, they say, "No, don't take me! I'm so tender!" 184 00:15:58,657 --> 00:16:02,354 But they do! They take them and put them right in their hands. 185 00:16:02,528 --> 00:16:04,519 And then the oat buds go, "No! No!" 186 00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:07,359 "Yes! We're taking you because you're tender. 187 00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:11,025 We're gonna take you and crush you. Crush you 'cause you're dirty! 188 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:14,604 You're dirty and you need to be punished!" 189 00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:22,076 Grady's Oats Instant Oatmeal. 190 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:25,579 A delicious way to eat... 191 00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:28,543 ...and a nutritious way to live. 192 00:16:29,254 --> 00:16:31,848 "You yelled at me!" "Shut up! 193 00:16:32,024 --> 00:16:34,515 I said, shut up!" 194 00:16:39,865 --> 00:16:42,333 Last time on The Grungies: 195 00:16:43,202 --> 00:16:46,296 A talent scout from Pretentious Artists Records is gonna be here. 196 00:16:46,472 --> 00:16:49,566 I hate to inform you, Mr. Adult, but we smashed our instruments... 197 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,233 ...at last night's Annual Seattle Grunge-Off Concert. 198 00:16:52,411 --> 00:16:54,470 Can we borrow your instruments? 199 00:16:54,646 --> 00:16:58,514 And now the conclusion of: "Can We Borrow Your Instruments?" 200 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:06,454 Hey, guys. I want you to meet Josh Goldsilver, Pretentious Artists. 201 00:17:06,625 --> 00:17:10,618 Hey, I'm a big fan, guys. Love you to pieces. 202 00:17:10,796 --> 00:17:16,257 I am hip to the whole Seattle coffeehouse, slam-dancing, stage-diving shemegegge. 203 00:17:16,902 --> 00:17:18,563 What's this guy talking about? 204 00:17:18,737 --> 00:17:21,399 Let me put it more simply. 205 00:17:21,774 --> 00:17:24,004 Fifty big ones in advance. 206 00:17:24,176 --> 00:17:26,076 Oh, we get it. 207 00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:29,442 We'll be great tonight, Mr. Silvergold, sir. 208 00:17:29,615 --> 00:17:31,583 Goldsilver. 209 00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:35,345 You're beautiful, guys. Don't ever change. 210 00:17:35,521 --> 00:17:39,582 You hear that? Don't forget what I told you about being on your best behavior. 211 00:17:39,758 --> 00:17:43,319 No smashing. No diving. No slamming. 212 00:17:47,433 --> 00:17:52,894 Hi-ho, everybody. And welcome to Seattle's very own Club Panties. 213 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:57,065 Right now I'd like to bring on my meal ticket for the next century. 214 00:17:57,643 --> 00:18:01,443 Get ready, get set for The Grungies! 215 00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:41,175 Sorry, Josh. I told those good-for-nothing... 216 00:18:41,353 --> 00:18:44,880 Hey. Hey. What? Forget it. The Grungies got that hot-as-ice... 217 00:18:45,057 --> 00:18:47,890 ...spontaneous, what-rock-ought-to-be flavor. 218 00:18:48,060 --> 00:18:49,721 I eat them up, dig? 219 00:18:49,895 --> 00:18:51,886 They get the record deal. 220 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,998 What did I tell you? They're the best. 221 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:24,022 Say, where's the 50,000? 222 00:19:24,196 --> 00:19:25,754 I thought you had it. 223 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:30,834 - I thought you had it. - I thought you had it. 224 00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,903 Tork. 225 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:39,504 $50,000 worth of Chinese food? 226 00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:42,738 Tork, you know you're just gonna be hungry again in an hour. 227 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:51,450 Hey, we're here with Rob. We gotta work together again. 228 00:19:51,623 --> 00:19:55,650 - Yeah, we do. - I'd love to do something on your show. 229 00:19:55,827 --> 00:20:00,230 I was thinking, maybe I could come up and be the doctor who replaces you one week. 230 00:20:00,399 --> 00:20:02,765 Yeah, but you know my only reservation would be... 231 00:20:02,935 --> 00:20:06,462 I would be into it, but audiences are very fickle. You can't confuse them. 232 00:20:06,638 --> 00:20:09,573 - We obviously... You were up for the part. - Right. 233 00:20:09,741 --> 00:20:12,767 And you were... My other fear is, I go to bat for you... 234 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,379 - You were nervous. I don't want to... - Nervous? 235 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:18,448 Here you can do... Obviously, it's your show. There's no script. 236 00:20:18,617 --> 00:20:19,743 - You can do what you want. - Right. 237 00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:23,183 But we have a tight script, it's a real structured show. 238 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:25,255 And you can't... What if you get nervous? 239 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:27,051 It was not a good day for me. 240 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,490 - I got it. Wait a minute. No, I'm sorry. - What? 241 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:33,620 We're doing this huge parade scene, and I saw them audition these guys. 242 00:20:33,799 --> 00:20:37,030 They had these great kabuki masks. Giant, I mean. 243 00:20:37,202 --> 00:20:40,865 They cover your whole body almost. And you could do that. 244 00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:43,473 And it'd be this great little trivia thing, you know. 245 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,234 Like Ryan O'Neal and The Graduate. 246 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:46,672 - I like that. - A kabuki... 247 00:20:46,845 --> 00:20:49,780 - You don't see your face at all? - Yeah. Let me... I'm gonna go... 248 00:20:49,948 --> 00:20:52,473 Let me just... I need a little time by myself. Just hang out. 249 00:20:52,651 --> 00:20:55,279 Okay. This kabuki... 250 00:20:55,454 --> 00:20:57,012 We'll be right back. 251 00:20:57,189 --> 00:20:58,213 - What? - Just like this. 252 00:20:58,390 --> 00:20:59,379 - Like that? - Yeah. 253 00:21:05,998 --> 00:21:10,025 All right. That's about it. I want to thank Rob Morrow for coming on the show. 254 00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:11,829 - Really great job. - My pleasure. 255 00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:14,837 Anytime you want me to come on your show, return the favor... 256 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,237 ...it would be my pleasure. I think it would be fun. 257 00:21:17,409 --> 00:21:20,867 - Okay, Ben. - Really. I got great ideas for characters. 258 00:21:21,046 --> 00:21:24,538 I didn't realize this was like this quid pro quo thing. 259 00:21:24,716 --> 00:21:28,652 - No, no. I'm just saying, do you a favor. - Yeah. I did you a favor. 260 00:21:28,820 --> 00:21:30,720 - I mean, I don't mean to... I'm sorry. - Okay. 261 00:21:30,889 --> 00:21:34,723 No. I thought it would be cool. I could be that crazy Adam character that cooks. 262 00:21:34,893 --> 00:21:36,417 I could be his assistant, Alan. 263 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:39,029 "Hey, I'm Alan. I've got some extra eggs for you." 264 00:21:39,197 --> 00:21:41,529 There's a whole corporate structure and legalities. 265 00:21:41,700 --> 00:21:44,066 Please, don't even tell me these ideas. 266 00:21:44,236 --> 00:21:46,864 All right. I was thinking, just between you and me... 267 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,634 You keep thinking, Ben, but go through the channels, you know. 268 00:21:50,809 --> 00:21:52,606 - I can't listen to it. - One idea though. 269 00:21:52,778 --> 00:21:54,211 - Okay, Ben. - The astronaut guy... 270 00:21:54,379 --> 00:21:56,279 Thanks. Good luck. No. It's a good show. 271 00:21:56,448 --> 00:22:01,613 Rob, you don't have to get freaked-out about it. I'm just... 272 00:22:01,787 --> 00:22:03,812 He's got to... I guess... 273 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:06,480 Thank you again. 274 00:22:07,592 --> 00:22:09,184 He can't hear anything. 275 00:22:09,361 --> 00:22:12,057 He's holding his ears closed. 276 00:22:15,767 --> 00:22:16,927 He's scared. 277 00:22:54,439 --> 00:22:55,428 [ENGLISH] 278 00:22:55,478 --> 00:23:00,028 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 23865

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