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Welcome to the show. This week,
Scotty from Star Trek will be here.
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- This is Andy Dick, cast member.
- Nice to meet everybody.
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- So James Doohan is gonna be here.
- I wanted to talk about the guest.
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- Scotty.
- I was wondering...
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That's a good guest, but could we
have gotten someone like...
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...I don't know, anybody.
Bette Midler or somebody?
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You know what I was thinking?
Bruce Springsteen.
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- He's in town.
- Andy, it's Scotty.
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- Bruce Springsteen!
- It's Scotty. I'm sorry.
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- No, no. Okay.
- I'm a big Star Trek fan.
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You already planned it ahead.
Don't worry about it. It'll be good.
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Couldn't get Springsteen.
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Legends of Springsteen.
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It was the most incredible thing
that has happened to me.
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Springsteen was in town giving
a concert. I couldn't afford the tickets.
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So I'm in this bar
drowning my sorrows.
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Suddenly the door bangs open,
and who walks in...
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... but the man himself. I had
heard stories about The Boss...
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... showing up in a bar, but I
never thought it would happen to me.
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One, two, three!
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All right!
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How you all doing out there?
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He must have been up there
for 15 hours.
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He played every song he ever wrote.
And one of my favorites.
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But that was nothing.
After he's done playing...
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... he grabs a pail and mop
and starts washing the floors.
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I mean, he was really scrubbing.
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And if that ain't enough,
he refills the ketchup bottles.
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The next morning when I woke up,
I had been freshly shaved...
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... manicured and my shoes
had been polished.
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And they call James Brown the
hardest-working man in show business.
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Welcome back to Amish Studs.
I'm your host, Mark DeCarlo.
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We're in Lancaster, PA,
the heart of Amish country.
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Our two studs, Noah and Jebediah, both
have no hearts, but the game ain't over.
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Well, Noah, what would you say
girls find appealing about you?
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Well, sir, I am a plain man.
But if forced to choose a quality...
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...I'd say my skill at mending a harness.
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Well, it's always the quiet ones
who are into the kinky stuff, huh?
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We asked our young ladies about their
dates with you, Noah...
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...and this is what they said:
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"I was impressed with his
incredible plowing ability."
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Sounds interesting.
Okay.
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"He really knew how to churn butter."
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I'd like to hear more about that.
Finally:
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"He was a man of the land,
and I wanted to get dirty."
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Tell me who said what,
I'll give you one of these.
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Stud with the most hearts wins a
dream date with the girl of his choice.
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Seeing as how the rules command it...
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..."I was impressed with his
incredible plowing ability," would be...
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...Beth.
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Beth.
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- No, I did not say that.
- What did you say?
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I said, he really knew
how to churn butter.
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What is it with this churning-butter thing?
Other guys can't churn butter?
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No, sir. None of them possessed
the proper stamina.
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Ouch! I know what you're talking about.
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Listen here! If you persist
in nurturing these unclean thoughts...
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...I will end this discussion, hitch up
my buggy and deal with you...
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...in a most unpleasant manner.
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Take a chill pill. He's acting like
I installed electricity in his house!
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Don't worry, game's almost over.
Let's find out who's the bigger stud.
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Neither of you have any hearts,
so the game's up for grabs.
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Who'd you choose?
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I do not choose to continue
courting Rebecca...
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...and I do not choose Suzie.
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If it is approved by
the deacon and her father...
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...I would like to call on Beth again.
- All right! Well, Beth.
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Beth picks you,
where you going on your dream date?
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We'll take a buggy ride
up to Hassom's Orchard...
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...and have some fresh cider.
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Sounds good. You'll both be parched
after churning all that butter!
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What's so funny, Noah?
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"After churning all that butter."
I know what you speak.
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- I'll bet you do!
- Noah!
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From what I heard,
there's plenty of butter!
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Why don't you pull it together, Noah,
and tell us who you chose.
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I did not choose Rebecca.
I did not choose Beth.
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- I chose Suzie.
- Suzie!
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- Why'd you choose her?
- Because of her incredible body.
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It is forbidden fruit, and I'm a fruit fly!
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- We are leaving here at once!
- Not without my Suzie!
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- She's the chosen fruited one.
- This is all your fault.
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You and all the other outsiders!
Why can't you leave us alone?
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You and your graven-image
takers must go!
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They say the Amish are dull,
but I think that's a load of fertilizer.
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I'll see you next week on Amish Studs.
Look at me, I'm Amish. I'm funny.
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Hey, look at me, I ride a buggy
and I have no buttons!
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That was funny.
I thought that was pretty good.
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It's kind of funny if you enjoy picking on
peace-Ioving, defenseless people.
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That's what I wanted to discuss with you.
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Why don't you talk to my agent, okay?
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I can never get him on the phone!
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He's busy.
Agents, they're very slick characters.
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They get you jobs,
and they deal in show business.
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- Who else does he handle?
- Run-D.M.C. Ever seen them?
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- Rap group.
- Yeah. They're very funny.
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It'd be interesting
to see him with Run-D.M.C.
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I'd like to see it.
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Okay. Why don't we take a look?
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We just wanna do our new song
on The Ben Stiller Show.
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Could I just say something? As your
new agent, I have to say this:
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You be illin'. You've done
the rap thing. Let's move on.
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Let's break the bounds.
Let's do a sitcom.
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Run, you rent an apartment. Betty White
comes in, she rented the same apartment.
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Jay lives downstairs, D lives upstairs.
She teaches you to cook.
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Jay teaches her to scratch.
It reaches everybody.
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- I ain't gonna reach nobody.
- It's stupid.
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Word up, man. It's bananas.
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Bananas. See?
I love this.
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You guys have a whole comic thing
happening, and you don't even realize it.
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If the Marx Brothers
saw you right now, they'd flip.
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Right now, in their graves, they're breaking.
They're doing Electric Boogaloo...
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...and they don't know what happened.
Why didn't I think of this 10 years ago?
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Right now it's hitting me: Talk show.
The three of you.
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That's why Miller didn't happen.
It was one guy.
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Run's on the couch, Jay's the sidekick,
D's leading the band. That's it.
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It's over, and Leno has run away
in the hills, hiding, naked...
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...Iooking for his mommy.
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We just wanna do our song.
We just wanna rock the mic.
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Run said it best, "Jam Master Jay,
he's the one in charge.
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It's up to him to rock the beats
which are truly large."
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But I'm getting big offers for you guys.
I've got an infomercial for you.
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Some product that cuts
your hair with magnets.
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- Magnets?
- Forget it. Fat Boys took it.
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- We just want to rock the mic.
- We're talking about you guys.
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You slay all suckers who perpetrate,
you lay down law from state to state.
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Everybody's doing
a bad impression of you guys.
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If I want an impression,
I'll go see Rich Little, not NRA.
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- N.W.A.
- Yeah, whatever. Hang on.
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Jennifer, get me two tickets for
Rich Little. You guys wanna go? No?
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- We're doing The Ben Stiller Show.
- You don't wanna do TV.
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You're major motion picture actors.
Stop thinking with the little head...
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...and start thinking with the big head.
I'm talking about a movie career.
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Why aren't you doing Batman 3?
You guys could play the villain.
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Jay, make up an animal.
Who am I? I'm Koala Man.
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I climb up trees, scrape people,
and I got a little fuzzy nose.
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D, just pick something.
Look, I'm Tree Man.
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Every day, I grow a root. I go up
the tree and an apple falls off me.
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The apple's gonna hit you. Scary.
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And Run.
Danny DeVito playing the Penguin?
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"Look at me, I'm a penguin." No, you
are a penguin! I mean that in a good way.
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I look at you in a tuxedo, and I see
the soul of a Ionely, lost penguin.
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It's a beautiful thing.
Think about this stuff, guys.
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Just think about it, okay?
All right?
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Listen. Peace out, guys.
Word to your mothers. Okay.
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Jennifer, when Tom Bosley gets
out of the bathroom, send him in.
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I will never forget it.
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I was nine-and-a-half months pregnant
and just finishing my double shift...
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... when: Bang!
I started going into labor.
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Y'all! My water just broke!
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There wasn't a doctor for miles and none
of the guys knew how to deliver a baby.
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Just then, the door swings open,
and who walks in...
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... but Mr. Bruce Springsteen.
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Legends of Springsteen.
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Hey, little girl, is your daddy home?
Did he go and leave you all alone?
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He was incredible.
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Here she comes!
She's coming out to jungle land!
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Come on, push and breathe.
Push and breathe.
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She's a feisty little one.
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Born in the U.S.A. Yeah.
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It was the happiest moment of my life.
But that happiness turned to horror...
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... as moments later, two aliens entered
the bar and said they needed my baby...
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... to fuel their rocket ship.
Everybody panicked.
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Everybody but Bruce, that is.
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Hey, man...
All right?
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That's right. And stay out.
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Thanks to Bruce, little Springsteena
is here with her mama today...
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...and not in some gas station
up on Venus.
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I'm young at heart.
I still get cavities.
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- What was your problem?
- With my teeth?
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No, with the show.
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Yeah. We're opposite 60 Minutes.
We need to compete on the same level.
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We need to be informational.
We need to teach...
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Bob, it's a comedy show.
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60 Minutes has got Andy Rooney.
They got us beat there too.
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Let's compete on the informational level.
Let's do something informative.
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But we're on Fox, so it
should be kind of racy.
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Racy, but informative.
Informational...
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- Maybe a documentary or something?
- That'd be great.
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- A little documentary.
- I'd be knocked out.
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- Why don't you get to the dentist.
- Okay.
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- Temporary filling.
- The dentist.
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Man has always strived
to conquer space...
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... but there's one chapter
few people remember. It's late 1960...
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... and Kennedy is prepared to do anything
to surpass Russia in the race to space.
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The Soviets have successfully
launched a dog into orbit.
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While America experiences success
with Chuckles the chimpanzee...
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... Russia immediately counters
with a seal, Lupovnik.
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America responds by sending a camel,
Dilly, followed by a baby elephant...
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... and finally a team: Zimba, a three-foot
garden snake, and Happy, a mouse.
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Only Zimba returns.
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Kennedy has played right
into the Kremlin's hands.
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Labeled a space-age Dr. Doolittle,
he responds with a cunning plan.
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Kennedy intends to send
high-fashion models into space.
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Across the country, modeling agencies
send their best to Washington...
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... to see who has the right stuff.
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More than 4000 applicants are seen,
with the president screening each one...
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... in intense, closed-door sessions.
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Finally, the field is whittled to
two candidates, Bim and Bo.
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The pair are such
impressive specimens...
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... it's hard to tell who's learning
more, the models or the scientists.
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Up and down,
up and down, Bim.
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Before long, it will
just be up, up and away!
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This is a star, Bo. Pay attention.
Soon it will be your closest neighbor.
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Marathon sessions bring the two
up to speed on the latest technology.
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New hair sprays and eyelash sealants will
need to be developed for space travel.
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Sessions in the zero-gravity chamber
are televised and become so popular...
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... that Gunsmoke, the number-one show,
is forced to change nights.
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Meanwhile, the space program
is getting a whole new look.
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We say it is space suit,
so there must be space.
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All over. Turn around.
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See? Space, space.
What is this space?
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It is beautiful-woman space.
She is very feminine.
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Finally, the model-nauts are ready.
On a chilly April morning...
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... they are escorted to the launch area.
Goodbyes are never easy...
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... and today everyone
needs a reassuring hug.
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As they make their way up the launching
pad, everyone cops one last look.
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The president arrives for a final
closed-capsule session, and then:
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In T minus three, two, one...
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... we have liftoff.
And there are American models in space.
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Godspeed to you, Bim and Bo.
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But a problem develops.
Bim has made a grave miscalculation...
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... by bringing along her personal stylist.
With the extra weight...
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... the capsule won't be able
to sustain re-entry, and the models...
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... who do not get off the phone,
are unreachable.
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However, officials at NASA
consider the mission a success.
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Much has been learned.
Legend has it, on a clear night...
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... one can still see two beautiful models
soaring across the heavens.
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James is here?
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Oh, look.
James Doohan is here.
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- Morning, Ben.
- How you doing?
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- Fine. How are you?
- Glad you could make it.
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James is gonna be our guest on
the show. You headed to makeup?
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Well, somewhere where they
might do something.
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- I notice you're very well made-up.
- Yes, I'm made-up. You got it.
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- I'm as red as you are right now.
- I feel kind of...
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I get nervous around you
because you're...
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...a big idol of mine.
I appreciate it.
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We're gonna watch some films, all right?
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- Oh, well, okay.
- We could talk about Star Trek a bit.
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- Why not? Let's do that.
- Let's do that. See you in a sec.
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The Post Hole Digger by Wilson.
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You must get annoyed with people asking
you questions about Star Trek.
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No, I don't get annoyed
unless I have a mouthful...
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What's the difference between
impulse power and warp drive?
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Impulse power is like a rocket.
Or ionization.
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In the engine room, those long things
behind you were the impulse engines?
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"City on the Edge of Forever."
When you go through the time portal...
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Why did the costumes change in "The
Menagerie"? Wasn't that where you cut...?
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That was "The Cage." The first episode.
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On "The Enemy Within," when you beamed
down that dog, how did the dog survive?
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When it comes back,
it's turned into two different things.
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- Could you go into the warp pods?
- Sure. You can go into the warp pods.
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You have to check them out.
You could...
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I can't believe I'm sitting
here with Scotty.
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Wouldn't it be great
if we became friends?
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- They're the purest form of matter
to mix with antimatter.
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In "The Gamesters of Triskelion,"
those battering rams they had...
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- I couldn't figure out whether...
- Ben.
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Will you stop it on the Star Trek
questions? I've had enough of that.
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God, I get it week in, week out,
all the time, everybody...
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"Hi, Scotty."
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You know, come on.
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Can't we find something
more interesting to talk about?
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I'm sorry, yes.
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Can I ask you one more thing?
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As sure as I am honest,
I'll never forget that day.
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I was working on a speech, and
something about it just wasn't flowing.
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All of a sudden...
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Hey, there.
Something not flowing?
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Legends of Springsteen.
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Bruce sat with me for three hours,
pointing out where I had made mistakes.
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Why don't you try:
"Fourscore and seven years ago"?
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You like that?
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It's got a better ring to it
than "87."
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Well, you're The Boss.
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I got a lot of mileage out of that speech.
Thanks, Bruce!
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That's about it. I'd like to thank
my guest James Doohan...
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...Scotty from Star Trek.
Thank you very much.
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Oh, I got you something.
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- Thank you.
- Scotty doll.
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Thanks very much, Ben.
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Maybe we could hang out.
Get something to eat.
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I don't think so, Ben.
I'm pretty busy.
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Thanks for doing the show.
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Could I just...?
One thing I didn't...
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On that "Way to Eden" episode,
with the space hippies...
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- No more Star Trek.
...remember that song you sang?
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