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Once upon a time, I was like...
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this ordinary guy.
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Me and my big brothers... Mike, Ty...
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Anders, and cousin Olaf.
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Buggery bollocks!
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Who, turns out, is actually Granpa.
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And a God. All of us... yeah, Gods.
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Being Odin was meant to be cool,
awesome, with powers and stuff.
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Oh, my God! I feel like a God!
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It wasn't awesome.
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In fact, everything turned to shit.
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I was meant to get
the girl of my dreams.
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And she was meant to end up with me.
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Not with him.
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- Not with Anders.
- What?
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- And I can't live with that.
- I'm yours.
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I want my life the way it's
meant to be. Not like this.
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Not without her.
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Hi, honey.
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Hi, there. How was work?
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Oh, another day of taking rich
people's money for not doing very much.
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You know, same old, same old.
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Hey, and how was your day, my son?
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- Daughter.
- I still say son.
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I think you'd be wrong.
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Well, we shall see.
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Hey, how's our other boy?
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In a better mood than
when I left for work?
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Uh... if anything, he's worse.
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I'll go talk to him, again.
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Hey, buddy.
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Someone tells me that
you're still Mr. Grumpy.
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Axl, you have to get over this.
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It's been five years.
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You have to face the fact that, well...
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Gaia and I are more in love now than
the day that the gods threw us together.
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Axl, talk to us.
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Use your words.
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Axl?
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Axl?
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Axl!!
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Fuck!!
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I can't do this.
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- Well, I can drive if you want.
- No, I mean...
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I can't live in a
world with you and him.
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Where you're with him.
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Do you see Anders here, Axl?
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We're in your car, on the way
to our house, where we live.
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And tonight, I'll be in your bed.
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Not his.
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Surprise!
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Whoa, Jesus, Natalie!
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Oh, you picked a very good
day not to be a god anymore.
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Gaia didn't get Frigg?
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Idun.
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But Helen's Idun.
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Um, I'm sorry, Ty.
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It didn't end well for Helen.
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This is not how it should be.
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It's unsavoury, yes.
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But it's our best option.
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The point is, it should be Anders
digging the bloody hole, not me.
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That would take considerably longer,
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Anders not being adept at manual labour.
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It's like that bloody guinea
pig he had as a kid, Carmelita.
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I ended up burying that too.
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I hope you're not comparing
Helen to a guinea pig.
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I'm saying, he burst into tears
then, he burst into tears now.
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Both times, I end up
doing the dirty work.
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You know,
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this may not be a total catastrophe.
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You reckon?
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Having Idun on our side's
not the end of the world.
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- But you hated the last Idun.
- Well, she was a bitch.
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This one is much more pliable to
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- our cause.
- We have a cause?
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Sure we do.
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Goddesses together.
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Armed with a stick we
don't know what to do with.
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But it is a stick that
gives us a power, Stacey,
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one they can never have.
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You know, for someone who travelled all the way from
Norway to slaughter us, she sure travelled light.
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Maybe that's how
religious fanatics travel.
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True. She did have two Bibles.
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One of which is a
Gideon's Bible, Stacey.
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They're in every hotel room.
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Really?
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Clear out the hotel
room, disappear the car,
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leave nothing but a mystery.
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Don't overthink it, Stacey.
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It's not like they're
going to find the body.
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You had one job to do, one,
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and you couldn't manage that?
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I'm no good with blood,
Mike, you know that.
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I'm no good with burying
bodies, but I managed.
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But you did bury her, right,
where no one will find her?
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Like it's a hiding game?
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Get a bucket, do your job.
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And then...
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you stay far away from Axl and Gaia, 'cause the
last thing we need is your dick getting involved.
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I have no desire to go there, Mike.
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The last thing I need in my
life is another clingy goddess.
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And she's Axl's girlfriend.
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Well, that too.
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Especially.
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Especially. Clean up your mess.
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All sorted, then?
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Yeah.
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You?
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Yeah.
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The shower's doing that no hot
water thing again, by the way.
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I'll deal with it tomorrow.
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What was that cryptic thing from Colin?
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Which thing?
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About you being the most
powerful goddess in town.
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Aren't I?
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I have no idea, Mike.
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He may have been referring to the last time we saw
each other, when I put my knee through his scrotum.
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Are you still going to kill him? Or have you
gone soft on him since he saved your life?
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He made that woman explode.
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What, and that scares you?
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It makes me wary.
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I know...
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for a fact that Colin...
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has never made a woman
explode with pleasure.
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Dawn?
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- Anders.
- Don't do that!
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- What?
- Say my name in a terse fashion from behind me.
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You look better without the beard.
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What beard? I never had a beard.
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If you say so.
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Hey, has anyone been looking for me?
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Yes.
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- Did they say what they wanted?
- Not us.
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What? Make sense.
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Those oil people Helen lined
up, they've changed their mind.
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You need to get her to call them.
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- Yeah, no, that's not going to happen.
- Why not?
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Well, let's just say that Helen's not
what you would call around anymore, okay?
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And which one of you
came to your senses?
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You have a cruel streak, Dawn.
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And Natalie?
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- What about her?
- From Lindus?
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Seeing as we're no longer raping the Earth
for money, we kind of need their business.
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Yeah, Natalie's also gone.
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- Where?
- Away.
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- How do you know
this? - Dawn--
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Natalie and Helen are gone.
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They're never coming back.
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In fact, they might have gone away
together, to go hiking, because...
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you always suspected that
they were a bit like that.
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And if anyone asks you about me and
about them, I was with you at the time.
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Never mention their names again.
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Are we clear on this?
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- Sure.
- Good.
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You know, I always thought
that they were a bit--
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Who were, Dawn?
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You know.
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Hello.
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Mrs Kwan hey.
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Sorry, sorry, I missed that.
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Does it have to be tomorrow?
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Yes, you're quite right, you
are entirely within your rights.
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So tomorrow it is.
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Flat meeting.
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Flat meeting, flat meeting now!
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Most of the time I love living
with gods, I actually do,
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except when I get set on fire or
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kidnapped by giants of course.
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Or have to explain to the landlord when she
comes around to inspect the flat tomorrow
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why the fuck there is an
apple tree in our lounge.
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Does somebody want to enlighten me
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maybe on why there is an apple
tree growing out of our couch?!
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Maybe you should ask the new Idun
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who grows the apples
of the gods about there.
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Sorry.
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Good morning.
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- Hello?
- Ah, just came to see Anders.
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He's just over there.
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Yes, I can see him.
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While I'm here...
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on the off chance I just...
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I was wondering if you'd like
to go get a drink after work?
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Today?
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If that works.
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I've got spin class.
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Um, maybe another day.
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Dawn, I need you to go get me
a coffee, please. Immediately.
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Treat yourself while you're there.
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On it. Um, I'll think about that drink.
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Great.
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Ty, what are you doing?
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- Asking Dawn out for a drink.
- Creeping her out is the answer.
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Uh, no I wasn't.
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You're nowhere near the asking
her out for a drink stage.
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But she said she'd think about it.
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No, no, her lips said that. Her eyes
said keep away from me, scary man.
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Back it up, bro.
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Here endeth the lesson. You can go.
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Actually, I did come to see if you
were okay after the whole Helen thing.
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No, I'm not okay. I spent half the night
cleaning her blood off my kitchen floor.
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I meant about how you're feeling.
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About losing her.
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And if Mike has done his job properly
hopefully no one will ever find her.
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God business. Glad I'm out of it.
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No, no, no, not quite.
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From your knowledge of Helen
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is there anyone likely
to come looking for her?
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Well, she's an only child.
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Both her parents died, well,
while she was in her teens.
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She never really settle
anywhere or with anyone.
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- Moved around a lot.
- Yeah, okay, so
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I'm guessing that no one
is missing her right now.
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I would guess no.
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- Apart from you.
- Obviously.
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Hey, and good on you for finding all that
out in the short time that you were with her.
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I learned all that on our first date.
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Oh, man, all we did was screw.
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I don't even remember
dreaming about apple trees.
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Can we chop it down?
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Why would you want to do that?
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We have a flat inspection
we're going to fail.
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And I like having somewhere to live.
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That doesn't mean someone
just died somewhere, does it?
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Didn't think of that.
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Okay, that can't be good.
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That is delicious!
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A manifestation of godliness.
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- No shit.
- But not godly unto themselves.
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Gaia, should he really be doing that?
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I don't think I should.
It just doesn't seem right.
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I do love a juicy red apple.
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Yes, indeedy.
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Shitballs!
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I thought you were a professional.
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Here, let me look at it.
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No, it's fine. Swearing makes it better.
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Come with me.
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Here.
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- Let me look at it.
- It's fine, I swear.
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Would you like the bad news?
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Or the good news.
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No, no good news.
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The liquor industry people called.
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They're going with another firm.
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Would you like me to track down she whose name we
don't mention, seeing as she walked them in the door?
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No, no, no, bygones are bygones.
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Hello, again.
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Sorry to interrupt but I'm just, uh...
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- just wondering if you could help me.
- Oh my god.
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How?
255
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Well, it's just, um...
256
00:15:59,094 --> 00:16:01,469
I've been
baking--it's a hobby.
257
00:16:01,596 --> 00:16:06,536
And I've been trying out this new cupcake
mix and I'm looking for an opinion.
258
00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:09,752
We need to talk. Come with me.
259
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:15,155
Yeah.
260
00:16:19,034 --> 00:16:20,997
And does she say
anything in these visions?
261
00:16:20,998 --> 00:16:23,434
No, just there then gone.
262
00:16:23,601 --> 00:16:25,905
- Maybe you're imaging it.
- Ty, it's me, I don't imagine.
263
00:16:25,906 --> 00:16:28,051
I get women to do the things
that other men imagine,
264
00:16:28,052 --> 00:16:30,273
and if I did imagine
I wouldn't imagine her.
265
00:16:30,274 --> 00:16:33,246
- The Idun to your Bragi.
- No, I don't care. I really don't care.
266
00:16:33,247 --> 00:16:36,440
And your cupcake idea is worse than
your casual drink idea, by the way.
267
00:16:36,441 --> 00:16:38,968
- What's wrong with my cupcakes?
- You're more likely to get me in bed than her
268
00:16:38,969 --> 00:16:40,342
with your ridiculous cupcakes.
269
00:16:40,343 --> 00:16:42,701
I give up on you. Talk to
somebody whose job it is to care.
270
00:16:42,702 --> 00:16:44,323
That's a good idea actually.
271
00:16:44,450 --> 00:16:46,640
You know what? Dawn loves cupcakes.
272
00:16:46,641 --> 00:16:49,381
Exactly. So the message
you're sending her is...
273
00:16:49,382 --> 00:16:53,481
I can give you the things you love because I
am sensitive to your needs, plus I can bake.
274
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:56,533
- Yeah, what's wrong with that?
- The message she's receiving is I am gay.
275
00:16:56,534 --> 00:16:59,457
- I'm not gay.
- I know you're not but she thinks you are.
276
00:17:00,863 --> 00:17:02,402
You told her I was gay.
277
00:17:02,403 --> 00:17:03,722
No, your cupcakes did.
278
00:17:03,723 --> 00:17:05,613
You whispered to her. I saw you.
279
00:17:09,731 --> 00:17:10,814
Okay.
280
00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:12,945
You told her I was gay.
You've done it before.
281
00:17:12,946 --> 00:17:15,161
No, no, no, I told her that
you were hung like a lion.
282
00:17:15,162 --> 00:17:15,844
What?
283
00:17:15,845 --> 00:17:18,230
Yeah, I was just trying to give you a
helping hand. I was going to say donkey, but,
284
00:17:18,231 --> 00:17:20,075
I don't know, I think lion
just sounds much more manly.
285
00:17:20,076 --> 00:17:21,528
But then you screwed it up
with your stupid cupcakes.
286
00:17:21,529 --> 00:17:23,630
Great, so the only points
of reference Dawn has of me
287
00:17:23,631 --> 00:17:25,986
are that I'm your brother
and I have a large penis.
288
00:17:25,987 --> 00:17:27,650
- And you're gay.
- Fuck you!
289
00:17:27,651 --> 00:17:30,609
Dude, you're trying way too hard.
Just back off, make it look natural.
290
00:17:30,610 --> 00:17:31,931
Let her come to you.
291
00:17:31,932 --> 00:17:33,728
- Like it's destiny.
- NO, not like destiny.
292
00:17:33,729 --> 00:17:36,287
There's no such thing
as destiny for fuck sake.
293
00:17:38,317 --> 00:17:39,338
Hello.
294
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:41,352
Oh, Grandpa, wow, I...
295
00:17:41,353 --> 00:17:44,646
expected to leave you a message and
then for you to never get back to me.
296
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,262
I was contemplating apples.
297
00:17:46,263 --> 00:17:47,816
Why were you contemplating apples?
298
00:17:47,817 --> 00:17:50,980
Because they are today's
thing to contemplate.
299
00:17:50,981 --> 00:17:52,850
Shall we contemplate them together?
300
00:17:52,851 --> 00:17:54,713
Can there be thinking juice involved?
301
00:17:59,218 --> 00:18:00,825
Hello?
302
00:18:02,479 --> 00:18:04,878
- What?
- Can there be thinking juice?
303
00:18:08,024 --> 00:18:09,735
Lots of thinking juice.
304
00:18:16,406 --> 00:18:18,676
I must injure myself more often.
305
00:18:20,629 --> 00:18:23,028
We should really get back to tidying.
306
00:18:31,907 --> 00:18:32,965
- There.
- Thank you.
307
00:18:32,966 --> 00:18:35,362
- You've never had visions before?
- No.
308
00:18:35,521 --> 00:18:38,030
- I have them all the time.
- I bet you do.
309
00:18:39,781 --> 00:18:41,544
Is that a vision?
310
00:18:41,567 --> 00:18:43,407
Oh, fuckity fuck!
311
00:18:43,486 --> 00:18:45,078
I guess that's a no.
312
00:18:46,196 --> 00:18:47,410
Shit.
313
00:18:48,826 --> 00:18:50,401
Uh, hey, should we go somewhere else?
314
00:18:50,402 --> 00:18:52,906
Why? We have to pay for
drinks everywhere else.
315
00:18:53,114 --> 00:18:54,743
- Hi, Mike.
- Hey.
316
00:18:55,031 --> 00:18:58,602
Mike, we really need beer.
But we haven't no money.
317
00:18:58,603 --> 00:19:00,450
Mike: Glad to see some
things haven't changed.
318
00:19:02,068 --> 00:19:04,013
What am I going to do,
pretend they're not here?
319
00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:06,652
Ignoring things has never
been your strong suit.
320
00:19:06,653 --> 00:19:08,209
(unclear)
321
00:19:09,995 --> 00:19:11,186
Hey!
322
00:19:11,187 --> 00:19:12,308
Hey.
323
00:19:14,960 --> 00:19:16,807
Hey, you know I'm not one to
beat around the bush, right?
324
00:19:16,808 --> 00:19:20,159
So I just want to let you know that I am no
way attracted to your girlfriend. I mean,
325
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,857
apparently the universe has other
ideas, but screw the universe,
326
00:19:22,858 --> 00:19:25,274
okay? Because as far as I'm
concerned she's all yours, bro.
327
00:19:26,995 --> 00:19:28,938
You know I'm standing right here, right?
328
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,755
Yeah, I know, but this is
mainly between me and him.
329
00:19:30,756 --> 00:19:33,014
Well, what about the fact that
I'm not attracted to you either?
330
00:19:33,015 --> 00:19:34,354
Well, good.
331
00:19:35,451 --> 00:19:38,948
It's mutual. We're repugnant
to each other. Excellent.
332
00:19:39,854 --> 00:19:41,676
- Well, sorted.
- Anders...
333
00:19:41,677 --> 00:19:43,544
you need to go before
I punch you in the face.
334
00:19:43,545 --> 00:19:46,775
What? I'm trying to make things right,
okay? I'm trying to restore our brotherly--
335
00:19:46,776 --> 00:19:48,659
Anders, just go.
336
00:19:48,660 --> 00:19:50,661
Okay, I don't get the aggression
here. I'm doing my best.
337
00:19:50,662 --> 00:19:51,358
Go!
338
00:19:51,359 --> 00:19:52,831
- I don't even
want-- - Go!
339
00:19:55,729 --> 00:19:57,445
- Sorry about that.
- No.
340
00:19:58,105 --> 00:20:00,547
I liked it when you said
you'd punch him in the face.
341
00:20:07,954 --> 00:20:10,359
You seem to be adjusting
okay to your new life.
342
00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:13,608
Hey.
343
00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:15,877
Need a word.
344
00:20:16,072 --> 00:20:17,268
Sure.
345
00:20:22,265 --> 00:20:23,631
Are you okay?
346
00:20:24,034 --> 00:20:25,210
Sure.
347
00:20:25,352 --> 00:20:27,014
Is everything all sorted with,
348
00:20:27,015 --> 00:20:28,813
you know, dead people?
349
00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:31,027
Yeah, yeah. You just...
350
00:20:31,704 --> 00:20:33,420
worry about your side of things.
351
00:20:33,421 --> 00:20:35,770
Well, my side of things
is awesome actually.
352
00:20:35,888 --> 00:20:37,281
No problems there.
353
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,179
Okay.
354
00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:43,188
It's all cool, Mike.
Gaia is nothing like Helen
355
00:20:43,189 --> 00:20:44,614
who was...
356
00:20:44,615 --> 00:20:46,551
kind of skanky, to be honest.
357
00:20:46,774 --> 00:20:49,326
And she is totally not into Anders.
358
00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:52,733
Yeah, yeah, I got that.
359
00:20:53,417 --> 00:20:55,537
There are two sides to our lives, Mike.
360
00:20:55,538 --> 00:20:57,526
God side, normal side.
361
00:20:57,710 --> 00:21:00,132
And me and Gaia are sticking
with the normal side right now.
362
00:21:00,417 --> 00:21:02,169
Screw all that other stuff.
363
00:21:02,431 --> 00:21:03,779
I'm out of it.
364
00:21:04,413 --> 00:21:05,583
Okay.
365
00:21:06,182 --> 00:21:07,835
As long as you're sure about that.
366
00:21:08,575 --> 00:21:09,927
Actually I am.
367
00:21:10,246 --> 00:21:11,275
Yeah.
368
00:21:12,579 --> 00:21:14,089
I'm really, really sure.
369
00:21:19,272 --> 00:21:20,733
You awake?
370
00:21:22,283 --> 00:21:23,691
Sort of.
371
00:21:35,634 --> 00:21:37,665
You know, when I left the bar before...
372
00:21:39,104 --> 00:21:43,072
You mean when you left me with
Michelle, who was really rude to Zeb and
373
00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:44,537
totally weird to me?
374
00:21:44,538 --> 00:21:46,452
Yeah, sorry.
375
00:21:47,218 --> 00:21:49,256
But I had to buy something in a hurry.
376
00:21:51,503 --> 00:21:52,769
Mm. This.
377
00:21:56,455 --> 00:21:58,694
I know that after the, you know,
378
00:21:58,820 --> 00:22:01,318
Frigg thing we did, (Unclear)
I kind of freaked out a bit.
379
00:22:03,034 --> 00:22:04,606
But I know now, Gaia.
380
00:22:05,488 --> 00:22:07,771
I know for sure that
I truly do love you.
381
00:22:09,356 --> 00:22:10,394
And, um...
382
00:22:18,575 --> 00:22:20,111
Will you marry me?
383
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:25,728
It's not much to look at but we can get
a bigger one when I've got some money.
384
00:22:25,729 --> 00:22:26,851
No.
385
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:31,183
- No?
- No, I mean let's not buy another one.
386
00:22:31,518 --> 00:22:32,857
It's perfect.
387
00:22:34,246 --> 00:22:35,776
So, yes.
388
00:22:46,163 --> 00:22:47,665
Fits and everything.
389
00:23:07,776 --> 00:23:09,138
Hey, how you doing?
390
00:23:20,701 --> 00:23:22,849
Fuck, I hate this place!
391
00:23:22,850 --> 00:23:25,553
I thought you liked
Bohemian Hedonist d�cor.
392
00:23:25,554 --> 00:23:29,517
It is one step, barely, above
the squalor that is Axl's place.
393
00:23:29,518 --> 00:23:31,675
Ah, it's not that bad.
394
00:23:31,831 --> 00:23:33,520
Okay, it might be a little...
395
00:23:33,872 --> 00:23:36,558
guy space for you,
but we can change that.
396
00:23:36,631 --> 00:23:39,051
By demolishing it. Yes.
397
00:23:39,052 --> 00:23:42,215
By adding a few shelves. We'll
do up the kitchen area a bit.
398
00:23:42,216 --> 00:23:43,297
Okay,
399
00:23:43,640 --> 00:23:44,862
right there...
400
00:23:45,839 --> 00:23:49,005
I do not live in a
space that has a kitchen
401
00:23:49,006 --> 00:23:50,133
"area".
402
00:23:50,211 --> 00:23:52,565
I live where there is a kitchen.
403
00:23:53,132 --> 00:23:56,824
If you want me to live with you, Mike,
you need to live in an actual living space.
404
00:23:56,825 --> 00:23:59,035
You could always move
back to your place.
405
00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:00,637
You know I've got a tenant in.
406
00:24:00,638 --> 00:24:02,689
But you do want to live with me.
407
00:24:02,772 --> 00:24:03,958
Of course I do.
408
00:24:03,959 --> 00:24:06,642
Just... not like this.
409
00:24:07,682 --> 00:24:11,244
This place could be a great apartment.
410
00:24:11,245 --> 00:24:12,671
We could do it up together.
411
00:24:12,836 --> 00:24:14,798
I can't afford it right now.
412
00:24:15,150 --> 00:24:16,286
Mike,
413
00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:19,277
you have a power linking you to money.
414
00:24:19,278 --> 00:24:21,058
To winning money.
415
00:24:21,059 --> 00:24:22,502
If I had your power...
416
00:24:22,634 --> 00:24:25,097
I would be living in
a fucking penthouse.
417
00:24:31,688 --> 00:24:33,332
Oh, okay, you're up. That's good,
418
00:24:33,333 --> 00:24:37,467
because the landlord will be here soon and I
was afraid what she'd actually be inspecting.
419
00:24:37,468 --> 00:24:40,218
On the other hand, the
landlord will be here soon.
420
00:24:40,316 --> 00:24:41,583
Put some clothes on.
421
00:24:41,584 --> 00:24:44,846
- We have some news. -
Can it be clothes-on news?
422
00:24:51,648 --> 00:24:53,774
Can Odin and Idun get engaged?
423
00:24:53,775 --> 00:24:55,136
Axl and Gaia did.
424
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:57,100
Can you not just be happy for us?
425
00:24:57,101 --> 00:25:01,676
I am happy for you. I'm always
happy for you. Congratulations!
426
00:25:03,816 --> 00:25:06,045
Oh no! Clothes, clothes, clothes!
427
00:25:07,127 --> 00:25:10,105
Mrs. Kwan! You are not Mrs. Kwan.
428
00:25:10,106 --> 00:25:13,067
My mom doesn't like the way this
house smells, so she sent me.
429
00:25:13,068 --> 00:25:15,196
- Oh. Uh, you better come in.
- Hi.
430
00:25:15,197 --> 00:25:16,630
- Hello.
- Ignore them.
431
00:25:16,631 --> 00:25:18,362
They're celebrating their engagement.
432
00:25:19,410 --> 00:25:21,312
- Oh, congratulations.
- Thanks.
433
00:25:21,313 --> 00:25:23,338
Wow, that's a really tiny diamond.
434
00:25:23,339 --> 00:25:27,679
Okay, flat inspection; you will find that apart
from one minor thing everything is all good.
435
00:25:27,680 --> 00:25:29,833
There is absolutely
nothing to worry about.
436
00:25:29,834 --> 00:25:32,191
There's a tree in your couch.
437
00:25:33,872 --> 00:25:35,146
Yes.
438
00:25:35,587 --> 00:25:37,060
Yes. Yes, there is.
439
00:25:41,184 --> 00:25:42,730
It's an art installation.
440
00:25:42,731 --> 00:25:44,037
I'm an artist.
441
00:25:44,298 --> 00:25:47,271
Gaia's an artist and she
made this installation.
442
00:25:47,272 --> 00:25:49,450
- To be installed.
- Yes, installed.
443
00:25:50,464 --> 00:25:51,484
- Uh, elsewhere.
- Not here.
444
00:25:51,485 --> 00:25:53,339
No, it won't
be-- It'll be...
445
00:25:53,340 --> 00:25:54,117
Away.
446
00:25:54,118 --> 00:25:55,818
From here.
447
00:25:56,575 --> 00:25:59,144
Whatever. This is for
you. Rent's going up.
448
00:25:59,145 --> 00:26:01,027
Eh? What? You can't do that.
449
00:26:01,028 --> 00:26:02,873
Yeah, we can. Cool tree.
450
00:26:02,874 --> 00:26:05,201
- But we pay heaps already.
- We need to start telling people.
451
00:26:05,202 --> 00:26:08,467
- I better go call Bryn.
- Okay, I know where I'm going to start.
452
00:26:11,391 --> 00:26:14,660
- Oh, good. Midmorning.
- Hilarious, Dawn.
453
00:26:15,242 --> 00:26:20,231
Is there a particular reason why your brother
Ty was jogging past my house this morning?
454
00:26:22,874 --> 00:26:26,079
He jogs everywhere. He likes
to jog everywhere all the time.
455
00:26:26,080 --> 00:26:28,197
- Does he live near me?
- He jogs vast distances.
456
00:26:28,198 --> 00:26:31,126
He's one of those fit people, you know?
And, you know, it keeps the blood...
457
00:26:31,127 --> 00:26:33,555
flowing to his unfeasibly large organ.
458
00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:39,982
- Hi, Axl.
- Hello, Anders.
459
00:26:39,983 --> 00:26:42,977
- What can I do for you?
- I just wanted to let you know that...
460
00:26:42,978 --> 00:26:44,633
Gaia and I are getting married.
461
00:26:44,634 --> 00:26:46,750
Oh, well... wow. Um,
462
00:26:47,494 --> 00:26:50,495
- congratulations.
- Yeah, we got engaged last night.
463
00:26:51,070 --> 00:26:52,802
I'm happy for you both.
464
00:26:53,164 --> 00:26:56,764
Thanks. We thought we might have
celebratory drinks at Mike's.
465
00:26:56,765 --> 00:26:58,611
Of course. Where else?
466
00:26:58,612 --> 00:27:00,415
We'd love it if you could be there.
467
00:27:00,622 --> 00:27:03,476
- And I'd love to be there.
- Excellent. See you there.
468
00:27:11,998 --> 00:27:14,602
You know I'm allergic to
places like this, right?
469
00:27:16,392 --> 00:27:19,573
You want me to change my world, I'll do
the best I can but on my limited means.
470
00:27:19,574 --> 00:27:21,381
Oh, cry me a river.
471
00:27:28,500 --> 00:27:29,538
Hello, Axl.
472
00:27:29,539 --> 00:27:30,681
Guess what
473
00:27:32,137 --> 00:27:34,010
You and Gaia are engaged.
474
00:27:34,623 --> 00:27:36,767
Yeah. How did you know?
475
00:27:37,513 --> 00:27:39,136
You turned it into a guessing game.
476
00:27:39,137 --> 00:27:41,679
Oh yeah. Surprise.
477
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:42,804
Not.
478
00:27:43,279 --> 00:27:44,505
Congratulations.
479
00:27:44,506 --> 00:27:46,532
Guess what the other surprise is.
480
00:27:48,004 --> 00:27:50,214
Yep. I'll shout you drinks.
481
00:27:50,215 --> 00:27:51,259
Choice.
482
00:27:53,476 --> 00:27:55,334
- Stacey, hi.
- Hi, Gaia.
483
00:27:55,335 --> 00:27:58,121
Uh, I'm just calling to tell you that...
484
00:27:58,122 --> 00:28:00,416
Axl and I are engaged.
485
00:28:01,817 --> 00:28:04,856
Whoa. You and Axl a
engaged. Go, you guys.
486
00:28:04,857 --> 00:28:07,493
We're going to have drinks at
Mike's later to celebrate after work.
487
00:28:07,826 --> 00:28:08,910
Sweet.
488
00:28:09,075 --> 00:28:10,938
Do you think you could tell Ingrid?
489
00:28:10,970 --> 00:28:12,486
I can do that.
490
00:28:12,780 --> 00:28:15,758
- Congratulations and all that.
- Thanks.
491
00:28:16,052 --> 00:28:18,797
Oh dear. Not good.
492
00:28:26,124 --> 00:28:26,916
Hello?
493
00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:29,395
- Hi, Gramps. Guess what.
- You're engaged.
494
00:28:29,785 --> 00:28:31,375
Yeah.
495
00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:32,936
Is it like an oracle
thing that you know?
496
00:28:32,937 --> 00:28:37,629
Yes, because sometimes an oracle's job
is to take the fun out of your life.
497
00:28:38,818 --> 00:28:41,932
Hey! Congratulations, man.
That's really great news!
498
00:28:42,113 --> 00:28:44,004
- Axl: Really?
- Yeah, of course. Why wouldn't it be?
499
00:28:44,005 --> 00:28:46,520
It is. It's just everyone else
has been less than thrilled.
500
00:28:46,521 --> 00:28:48,737
Forget them. If you guys
are happy, I'm happy for you.
501
00:28:48,738 --> 00:28:51,556
Thanks, man. We're having
drinks later. You should come.
502
00:28:52,850 --> 00:28:55,831
- Am I allowed?
- Stop. You're starting to sound like Zeb.
503
00:28:55,832 --> 00:28:57,619
(Unclear) Be there.
504
00:28:58,286 --> 00:28:59,623
I will.
505
00:29:01,576 --> 00:29:03,435
You got the joyous news, I see.
506
00:29:03,436 --> 00:29:04,928
Yeah. Axl seems happy.
507
00:29:04,929 --> 00:29:07,519
>>Yeah, he does. Hey, tell me
508
00:29:07,888 --> 00:29:11,746
when you became not a god anymore, was a
full frontal lobotomy part of the process?
509
00:29:12,727 --> 00:29:14,239
No, of course not. Why?
510
00:29:14,240 --> 00:29:16,301
Seriously, you did a jog-by.
511
00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:18,961
You mean this morning when
I happened to see Dawn.
512
00:29:18,962 --> 00:29:20,825
Oh, you just happened
to jog past her house.
513
00:29:20,826 --> 00:29:21,952
I was out for a run.
514
00:29:21,953 --> 00:29:24,403
You look fucking (unclear)! don't
pretend it wasn't what it was.
515
00:29:24,404 --> 00:29:27,941
What's your next trick? You going to pop out of
the laundry basket with her panties in your mouth?
516
00:29:27,942 --> 00:29:29,515
Oh, don't be disgusting.
517
00:29:29,516 --> 00:29:31,192
You're the one she thinks is disgusting,
518
00:29:31,193 --> 00:29:34,491
okay, with your cupcakes and
your psycho stalky behaviour.
519
00:29:34,492 --> 00:29:36,487
It's not stalky. I'm just
520
00:29:36,488 --> 00:29:39,088
trying to create a situation where she
gets used to seeing me in her world.
521
00:29:39,089 --> 00:29:41,785
- Stalking.
- No, casual random encounters.
522
00:29:41,786 --> 00:29:43,077
Which you engineer, and
it's called stalking.
523
00:29:43,078 --> 00:29:45,739
So that maybe she feels that
destiny is driving us together.
524
00:29:45,740 --> 00:29:47,396
Destiny's a crock of shit.
525
00:29:47,397 --> 00:29:51,189
And even if it isn't, you trying to crowbar your
way into Dawn's life is not destiny. That is
526
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:54,747
- That is stalking.
- I just want her to remember how much she loved me!
527
00:29:56,139 --> 00:29:59,462
Dawn... Dawn loved me once.
528
00:29:59,902 --> 00:30:02,715
All I'm trying to do is find
some common ground so that maybe
529
00:30:02,716 --> 00:30:04,469
it can happen again.
530
00:30:05,953 --> 00:30:07,355
Common ground; is that what you want?
531
00:30:07,356 --> 00:30:09,023
Yeah, anything.
532
00:30:09,588 --> 00:30:10,723
Stay here.
533
00:30:10,724 --> 00:30:13,256
- What about Axl's thing?
- Dawn or Axl, Ty?
534
00:30:13,257 --> 00:30:14,295
Stay or go?
535
00:30:20,024 --> 00:30:21,942
Can I have a walk-in wardrobe?
536
00:30:22,127 --> 00:30:23,155
Yeah, I suppose so.
537
00:30:23,156 --> 00:30:26,261
>>>>Can it be motorized so when I
push the button the clothes come to me?
538
00:30:26,262 --> 00:30:27,292
Probably not.
539
00:30:27,293 --> 00:30:29,395
The whole wall pushes.
540
00:30:30,358 --> 00:30:32,037
And I want a rain shower, but
541
00:30:32,038 --> 00:30:35,936
one where the nozzles spray the water
at you in unusual and unexpected places.
542
00:30:35,937 --> 00:30:37,669
And under-floor heating in the bathroom
543
00:30:37,670 --> 00:30:39,290
and heat lamps in the ceiling.
544
00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:41,101
You know I am not made of money, right?
545
00:30:41,102 --> 00:30:43,669
And yet in a way you could be...
546
00:30:44,752 --> 00:30:46,694
if you came over to the dark side.
547
00:30:49,450 --> 00:30:52,023
You want the dark side, you
can always go back to Colin.
548
00:30:52,795 --> 00:30:54,811
There's a repulsive thought.
549
00:30:56,600 --> 00:30:57,779
Mike.
550
00:30:58,202 --> 00:30:59,456
I love you.
551
00:31:00,269 --> 00:31:03,670
But your desire to make things
harder than they need to be...
552
00:31:03,671 --> 00:31:05,821
is not your most attractive quality.
553
00:31:08,185 --> 00:31:10,205
I enjoy the rewards of hard work.
554
00:31:10,410 --> 00:31:14,032
No you don't. You just think you
do because you have a martyr complex.
555
00:31:14,033 --> 00:31:17,797
But there is nothing wrong with
making things easier on yourself, Mike,
556
00:31:17,798 --> 00:31:19,134
and on me.
557
00:31:21,975 --> 00:31:24,728
Exactly what I'm talking about.
558
00:31:26,048 --> 00:31:28,430
There are kids entering.
It would be unfair.
559
00:31:28,431 --> 00:31:31,361
Losing's good for kids.
It builds character.
560
00:31:34,255 --> 00:31:36,764
You need tools. You have little money.
561
00:31:36,765 --> 00:31:39,742
Here is the opportunity.
What are you scared of?
562
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:44,461
That you won't win?
563
00:31:49,353 --> 00:31:51,429
Just now when you said you loved me...
564
00:31:52,098 --> 00:31:54,596
was it real or the dark side talking?
565
00:31:54,676 --> 00:31:58,605
It was me. You get both
in the same awesome package.
566
00:32:08,875 --> 00:32:10,321
Sorry, no.
567
00:32:14,594 --> 00:32:15,942
Sorry, no.
568
00:32:34,148 --> 00:32:35,878
We have a winner.
569
00:32:50,082 --> 00:32:51,427
- What?
- Dawn...
570
00:32:51,428 --> 00:32:53,883
there's something you need to do
for me right now, right this minute
571
00:32:53,884 --> 00:32:58,690
because it is the most important
thing in your entire life.
572
00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:09,254
Dawn loved me once.
573
00:33:12,887 --> 00:33:16,241
An unfortunate side effect
of me losing my godliness
574
00:33:16,592 --> 00:33:19,253
is that Dawn has wiped
me from her memory banks.
575
00:33:19,611 --> 00:33:22,717
I don't want us to
be just friends, Dawn.
576
00:33:22,718 --> 00:33:24,337
Sorry, who are you?
577
00:33:26,316 --> 00:33:27,454
Dawn--
578
00:33:39,489 --> 00:33:42,841
Hi. It's Dawn. Hi.
579
00:33:43,044 --> 00:33:44,240
Hi.
Uh--
580
00:33:45,234 --> 00:33:47,179
Sorry if I'm interrupting.
581
00:33:47,418 --> 00:33:48,970
No, not at all.
582
00:33:50,269 --> 00:33:53,710
Um, and... this is going to
sound really weird, but...
583
00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:59,189
I need to know. I really need to know...
584
00:34:00,588 --> 00:34:02,899
your cupcakes...
585
00:34:04,472 --> 00:34:07,534
they are the most amazing
cupcakes of my life and
586
00:34:07,728 --> 00:34:11,705
I'm not leaving until
you show me the secret...
587
00:34:12,408 --> 00:34:14,317
of your cupcakes.
588
00:34:16,007 --> 00:34:17,795
And your 10 minutes starts...
589
00:34:17,796 --> 00:34:18,931
now.
590
00:34:28,687 --> 00:34:29,962
What are you doing?
591
00:34:29,963 --> 00:34:32,725
- Helping.
- No, no, you're not.
592
00:34:42,184 --> 00:34:44,212
No, stop it!
593
00:34:44,357 --> 00:34:45,747
This is stuff I want.
594
00:34:45,748 --> 00:34:49,008
No, it's random stuff that
you're grabbing off the shelves.
595
00:35:11,238 --> 00:35:12,795
Why are you doing this?
596
00:35:12,796 --> 00:35:14,203
Because I have a dark side.
597
00:35:14,204 --> 00:35:15,521
I'm well aware of that.
598
00:35:15,522 --> 00:35:18,042
And I told you I loved you
and you never told me back.
599
00:35:19,301 --> 00:35:20,963
- If I tell you now, will you stop?
- No!
600
00:35:20,964 --> 00:35:24,625
Because how will I know if you're just
saying it to get me to stop harassing you?
601
00:35:28,818 --> 00:35:31,925
Oh, you can run but
you can't hide, Mikkel!
602
00:35:34,075 --> 00:35:36,666
He is freakishly good at hide and seek,
603
00:35:36,667 --> 00:35:38,757
almost like he has a superpower.
604
00:35:38,944 --> 00:35:40,941
I think it stems from his childhood.
605
00:35:40,942 --> 00:35:44,364
Both his parents ran out on him and he's
still trying to hide from the real world.
606
00:35:44,474 --> 00:35:46,410
That's my theory anyway.
607
00:35:55,205 --> 00:35:58,258
Here. Flowers. Girly crap.
608
00:35:59,102 --> 00:36:01,339
Is that enough proof
that I love you too?
609
00:36:06,987 --> 00:36:09,630
Roses. Really?
610
00:36:11,289 --> 00:36:13,399
I saw prickly, I thought of you.
611
00:36:18,759 --> 00:36:20,349
The rest will do.
612
00:36:29,881 --> 00:36:34,495
Now the thing they never tell you in recipes
is that if you want to avoid overbrowning,
613
00:36:34,496 --> 00:36:38,121
you need to drop the oven
temperature by about 25 degrees.
614
00:36:38,623 --> 00:36:41,631
- Really?
- Yeah, I know it sounds weird, but trust me.
615
00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:44,894
The dark pan has a bad browning effect,
616
00:36:44,895 --> 00:36:46,869
unless you use silicone
cups, in which case...
617
00:36:46,870 --> 00:36:48,278
no worries.
618
00:36:48,581 --> 00:36:50,108
Bad browning.
619
00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:52,805
Silicone cups, check.
620
00:36:54,665 --> 00:36:56,958
So can you finish pouring
the mix? I've just got to...
621
00:36:56,959 --> 00:36:58,268
make a quick call.
622
00:36:58,269 --> 00:36:59,453
- Okay.
- Ta.
623
00:37:06,644 --> 00:37:08,251
You ploughed that common ground yet?
624
00:37:08,252 --> 00:37:09,952
Did you use your powers on Dawn?
625
00:37:09,953 --> 00:37:11,184
Of course I did.
626
00:37:11,208 --> 00:37:13,158
You know I hate it when you do that.
627
00:37:13,430 --> 00:37:16,607
All I did was motivate her to your door
so you could screw destiny... and Dawn,
628
00:37:16,608 --> 00:37:18,199
in kind of a threesome.
629
00:37:24,665 --> 00:37:27,142
Is that okay? Not too full.
630
00:37:27,837 --> 00:37:28,997
Perfect.
631
00:37:31,365 --> 00:37:33,446
Okay. Put these in here.
632
00:37:38,795 --> 00:37:41,380
Oh, now the icing. More wine?
633
00:37:41,381 --> 00:37:42,507
Sure.
634
00:37:50,881 --> 00:37:53,013
Now, what do we fancy?
635
00:37:53,506 --> 00:37:57,502
Open star, closed star or French?
636
00:37:57,658 --> 00:38:01,229
Whatever gets the most icing
onto the cupcake works for me.
637
00:38:01,230 --> 00:38:03,085
Woman after my own heart.
638
00:38:17,612 --> 00:38:19,882
This is the best bit.
639
00:38:22,833 --> 00:38:24,255
I have to go.
640
00:38:37,175 --> 00:38:38,484
Hold it.
641
00:38:39,093 --> 00:38:41,700
- Hi there.
- We need to talk.
642
00:38:41,821 --> 00:38:42,719
- Do we?
- Yes.
643
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:45,274
- And we need to talk.
- Sure, can it wait?
644
00:38:45,275 --> 00:38:47,035
- Where's Mike?
- He's upstairs with Michele.
645
00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:49,190
You don't want to make the
mistake of going up there,
646
00:38:49,191 --> 00:38:51,651
and no, it can't wait.
You come with me now.
647
00:38:51,652 --> 00:38:53,647
- And you with me.
- Why can't we stay here?
648
00:38:53,648 --> 00:38:55,184
What is going on?
649
00:38:58,874 --> 00:39:01,784
First of all, you need to know,
I have nothing against love.
650
00:39:01,785 --> 00:39:03,108
I love love.
651
00:39:03,430 --> 00:39:04,914
All squishy and yummy.
652
00:39:04,915 --> 00:39:07,492
And it is fab that you
and Gaia are in love.
653
00:39:07,605 --> 00:39:08,941
Up to a point.
654
00:39:08,942 --> 00:39:11,071
Up to the point where
it will never, ever work.
655
00:39:11,072 --> 00:39:12,442
Don't start this again.
656
00:39:12,443 --> 00:39:13,765
Please, stop.
657
00:39:13,766 --> 00:39:15,667
All that god stuff doesn't
mean anything to us.
658
00:39:15,668 --> 00:39:17,897
We just want to live
our lives in this world.
659
00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:19,817
And you can do that,
660
00:39:19,818 --> 00:39:21,203
up to a point.
661
00:39:21,621 --> 00:39:25,701
Up to the point where you'll be living a lie
every second of every day you're together.
662
00:39:25,702 --> 00:39:27,979
You will be with Axl...
663
00:39:29,076 --> 00:39:33,088
but in your soul you'll
always crave Bragi.
664
00:39:34,900 --> 00:39:36,528
Do you want that, Axl?
665
00:39:36,906 --> 00:39:40,405
To be with a woman who can never desire
you the way she desires another man?
666
00:39:40,406 --> 00:39:43,820
- But she hates Anders.
- I despise him in so many ways.
667
00:39:43,821 --> 00:39:47,771
And I have absolutely no problem if I
never see him again for the rest of my life.
668
00:39:48,598 --> 00:39:49,926
You guys are wrong.
669
00:39:49,927 --> 00:39:51,570
From what I hear, you're
wrong most of the time.
670
00:39:51,571 --> 00:39:54,267
Yeah, but we are most
definitely right about this...
671
00:39:54,769 --> 00:39:56,298
and you know it.
672
00:39:58,831 --> 00:40:02,300
You know deep inside there's something
not working between you and Gaia.
673
00:40:02,301 --> 00:40:04,591
It's not the same anymore, is it, Gaia?
674
00:40:04,770 --> 00:40:07,299
When you look at Axl,
675
00:40:07,300 --> 00:40:11,185
when he touches you, it doesn't
feel right anymore, does it?
676
00:40:11,186 --> 00:40:12,778
That's bullshit, man.
677
00:40:12,779 --> 00:40:15,601
What about the tree, eh? What
about the tree she made in our flat?
678
00:40:15,602 --> 00:40:17,959
- That's a sign if ever I saw one.
- Axl...
679
00:40:18,056 --> 00:40:21,192
the powers of Idun are
subtle and sophisticated.
680
00:40:21,389 --> 00:40:24,581
Growing an actual
tree in an actual couch
681
00:40:24,582 --> 00:40:27,055
is the subconscious act of a child,
682
00:40:27,056 --> 00:40:30,247
desperately trying to hang onto something
he knows is slipping away from him
683
00:40:30,248 --> 00:40:33,216
by creating his very own garden of Eden,
684
00:40:33,217 --> 00:40:35,254
where they can be happy together.
685
00:40:35,344 --> 00:40:38,225
You grew the tree, Axl, not Gaia.
686
00:40:42,509 --> 00:40:44,851
I just assumed it was me.
687
00:40:45,533 --> 00:40:50,097
The apples of Idun are always
green. He even got the colour wrong.
688
00:40:50,922 --> 00:40:53,399
You can grow an orchard
of trees if you like, Axl.
689
00:40:54,296 --> 00:40:57,854
But it won't change the fact that what
you're fighting is much bigger than you.
690
00:40:57,855 --> 00:41:00,247
It's way bigger than both of you.
691
00:41:00,373 --> 00:41:01,921
I'm sorry, Axl.
692
00:41:04,092 --> 00:41:05,223
No.
693
00:41:05,592 --> 00:41:06,965
I'm Odin.
694
00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:08,870
I can beat this.
695
00:41:14,805 --> 00:41:16,508
I'm so sorry.
696
00:41:18,131 --> 00:41:20,047
What am I meant to do?
697
00:41:21,456 --> 00:41:24,657
You can only do what you're meant to do.
698
00:41:43,933 --> 00:41:45,147
Gaia?
699
00:42:39,146 --> 00:42:40,510
Hey, man.
700
00:42:41,478 --> 00:42:43,827
- Hey, man.
- I got to lie down.
701
00:42:44,566 --> 00:42:45,925
Night, man.
702
00:42:46,000 --> 00:42:49,106
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