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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:34,200 --> 00:00:36,760 [Slurping and chewing] 2 00:00:56,523 --> 00:00:58,081 [Meowing] 3 00:00:59,793 --> 00:01:01,021 [Barking] 4 00:01:02,495 --> 00:01:04,963 [Snarling] 5 00:01:35,361 --> 00:01:38,159 [Barking] 6 00:01:52,212 --> 00:01:54,772 (music) While the city sleeps 7 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,975 (music) Every night he creeps 8 00:01:57,050 --> 00:02:00,383 (music) Just surveyin' his domain 9 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:05,680 (music) He roams around like he owns the town 10 00:02:05,758 --> 00:02:09,159 (music) He's the king He makes that plain 11 00:02:10,196 --> 00:02:14,963 (music) He knows every trick Doesn't miss a lick 12 00:02:15,034 --> 00:02:18,197 (music) When it comes to keepin' fat 13 00:02:19,806 --> 00:02:23,765 (music) Some city slicker No one is quicker 14 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:25,868 (music) Than 15 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,708 (music) That darn cat 16 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:39,918 (music) Every nook and cranny 17 00:02:39,993 --> 00:02:43,292 (music) And garbage can he inspects 18 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:45,923 (music) So thoroughly 19 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,593 (music) When he's on his rounds 20 00:02:48,668 --> 00:02:50,795 (music) Nothin's out of bounds 21 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:54,306 (music) To his curiosity 22 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:57,803 (music) He can smile and purr 23 00:02:57,877 --> 00:03:00,072 (music) At a pretty her 24 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:02,876 (music) Till she don't know where she's at 25 00:03:05,118 --> 00:03:06,949 (music) Nose like a Geiger 26 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:10,456 (music) Oh, what a tiger is 27 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,048 (music) That darn cat 28 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:15,993 (music) He's a sly old codger 29 00:03:16,062 --> 00:03:18,155 (music) An artful dodger 30 00:03:18,231 --> 00:03:21,496 (music) A scrounger unsurpassed 31 00:03:22,802 --> 00:03:24,963 (music) A ball of fire 32 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,131 (music) A nine-live wire 33 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:31,041 (music) Who just can't be outclassed 34 00:03:31,110 --> 00:03:33,635 (music) Yeah, this midnight rover 35 00:03:33,713 --> 00:03:35,647 (music) He lives in clover 36 00:03:35,715 --> 00:03:39,310 (music) It's an art he's got down pat 37 00:03:40,820 --> 00:03:42,913 (music) Never was a greater 38 00:03:42,989 --> 00:03:46,152 (music) Smooth operator than that 39 00:03:49,729 --> 00:03:52,254 (music) Darn 40 00:03:54,434 --> 00:03:56,629 (music) That darn cat 41 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:02,907 - (music) That darn cat - [meows] 42 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:06,377 (music) That darn cat 43 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:10,879 (music) That darn cat 44 00:04:13,553 --> 00:04:16,920 (music) That darn cat (music) 45 00:04:16,990 --> 00:04:19,458 [Meowing] 46 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,020 [Meowing] 47 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:54,093 Hey, what do you say, fella? 48 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:56,788 Hey, you're taking my food, huh? 49 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,799 [Chuckling] 50 00:05:33,132 --> 00:05:34,656 Iggy. 51 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,931 - What kept you? - The lousy buses. 52 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:44,340 - Where'd you leave the car? - Outside of Fresno, Route 99. 53 00:05:44,410 --> 00:05:46,344 All right. Okay. They found it. 54 00:05:46,412 --> 00:05:49,040 - The scan came in on the radio. - What'd I tell you? 55 00:05:49,115 --> 00:05:52,278 The fuzz'll fall for the whole deal, hook, line and sinker. 56 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:55,014 Maybe. We've got the federal fuzz on us this time. 57 00:05:55,088 --> 00:05:57,454 So what? Who cares? 58 00:05:57,523 --> 00:06:00,856 Wait till they pick up them hot 20s I've been dropping off 59 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:04,021 all the way up the valley. They're gonna lose their minds. 60 00:06:04,097 --> 00:06:06,122 Look at us, livin' in this solid pad, 61 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:09,327 a block and a half away from where we pulled the job. 62 00:06:09,402 --> 00:06:11,802 What about them headlines? We're big news. 63 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,771 Front page, every one of them... 64 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,434 - Shut up, will you? - Shut up? Sure. 65 00:06:16,509 --> 00:06:19,876 "Two bank robbers stage daring, daylight holdup." 66 00:06:19,946 --> 00:06:23,245 Hey, how about that, huh? "Daring... daring." 67 00:06:23,316 --> 00:06:25,580 "Two armed men wearing Halloween masks 68 00:06:25,651 --> 00:06:28,051 robbed the North Valley bank early today... 69 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:30,248 - I gotta look. ...seizing a teller, 70 00:06:30,323 --> 00:06:32,951 Miss Margaret Miller, to shield their getaway." 71 00:06:34,927 --> 00:06:37,293 Wow. Does this turn you on, huh? 72 00:06:37,964 --> 00:06:41,593 Two hundred and fifty thousand dollars. 73 00:06:43,269 --> 00:06:45,533 - Iggy. - Wow. 74 00:06:45,605 --> 00:06:50,133 Iggy, we don't get 250,000 like the papers say. 75 00:06:50,209 --> 00:06:53,042 We get 160 grand. 76 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,475 A hundred and six... 77 00:06:57,917 --> 00:07:01,148 - Are you tryin' to snow me? - Get your hands off me, meatball. 78 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,585 Get 'em off. 79 00:07:06,325 --> 00:07:08,384 Don't you do that again. 80 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,787 A hundred and sixty. 81 00:07:12,665 --> 00:07:14,895 How come the papers don't say that? 82 00:07:14,967 --> 00:07:17,993 - Do you believe the papers or me? - What do I know? 83 00:07:18,070 --> 00:07:20,834 I've been out risking my neck, laying phony leads. 84 00:07:20,907 --> 00:07:23,671 You've been in here, sitting on the glue. 85 00:07:23,743 --> 00:07:26,143 Well, why don't you ask Miss America there? 86 00:07:26,212 --> 00:07:28,305 She's the money lady. 87 00:07:29,315 --> 00:07:32,580 Hey, it was a quarter million, wasn't it? 88 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,951 Two hundred grand? 89 00:07:36,522 --> 00:07:39,457 One lousy hundred sixty... 90 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:42,318 [man] Don't do it, Iggy. 91 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:45,694 What I want to know is, how come it don't bother you, huh? 92 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:49,066 Two of you wouldn't have cooked this up? 93 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:52,571 Oh, come on, Iggy. You're more of a drag than she is. 94 00:07:52,638 --> 00:07:55,004 All right, what are we gonna do about her? 95 00:07:55,074 --> 00:07:59,204 [Man] To tell you the truth, she's been a pretty good girl. 96 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:03,180 No hysteriaville, no gas. No struggling. 97 00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:05,717 She's got consideration for other people. 98 00:08:05,785 --> 00:08:07,980 I say we ought to turn her off right now. 99 00:08:08,054 --> 00:08:10,249 Is that another one of your big ideas? 100 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,117 You see this? 101 00:08:13,192 --> 00:08:16,355 Everyone in town is gonna be lookin' at our girl's picture. 102 00:08:16,429 --> 00:08:20,092 They dig her now, all those helpful little citizens. 103 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:24,603 And that one little old man, Eyewitness Charlie, with 20l20 vision. 104 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,070 Who always happens to be looking out a window 105 00:08:27,139 --> 00:08:29,073 when you're dragging out a body. 106 00:08:29,141 --> 00:08:33,475 - [Iggy] What's the action then? - We cool it, cool it, all of us. 107 00:08:33,980 --> 00:08:36,505 - Cool it. - Mother, I'm gonna take this gag off. 108 00:08:38,117 --> 00:08:40,176 You got any ideas about noise? 109 00:08:41,420 --> 00:08:44,082 All right. That's good... 110 00:08:45,157 --> 00:08:47,648 ...because I've got sensitive ears, 111 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:50,389 and when someone yells, I do things. 112 00:08:50,463 --> 00:08:53,330 Things like make me hate myself in the morning. 113 00:08:54,734 --> 00:08:56,964 Now, Mother, here's the picture. 114 00:08:57,036 --> 00:09:00,369 We hole up here a few days. We're stuck with you. 115 00:09:00,439 --> 00:09:03,931 Now, we don't want you getting sick or scared or finking out. 116 00:09:04,010 --> 00:09:07,446 That's no good. Not for us. Not for you. 117 00:09:08,281 --> 00:09:11,148 [Stammering] What are you gonna do with me? 118 00:09:12,151 --> 00:09:14,642 Well, first you've got to believe one thing. 119 00:09:14,720 --> 00:09:17,621 One killing, more or less, won't make any difference. 120 00:09:17,690 --> 00:09:19,089 We've got nothin' to lose. 121 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:24,221 Anybody we knock off from here on in, is just a little more gravy, see? 122 00:09:24,297 --> 00:09:27,630 - I understand. - That's solid, Moms. 123 00:09:27,700 --> 00:09:29,725 Come on. Let's make with the cookin'. 124 00:09:29,802 --> 00:09:31,929 Iggy brought groceries. Come on. 125 00:09:36,676 --> 00:09:39,509 We got steaks, we got salmon. What's it gonna be? 126 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,376 Steak. I'll have mine rare. 127 00:09:41,447 --> 00:09:44,109 Make mine well. I can't stand the sight of blood. 128 00:09:44,183 --> 00:09:46,879 Some desperate character I got for a partner, huh? 129 00:09:46,953 --> 00:09:48,750 [Door rattling] 130 00:10:03,002 --> 00:10:04,594 [Meowing] 131 00:10:07,039 --> 00:10:08,973 All right, fleabag, get out of here. 132 00:10:09,041 --> 00:10:11,942 - Let him stay a while, Dan. - What for? 133 00:10:12,011 --> 00:10:14,309 - I like cats. - You like cats? 134 00:10:14,380 --> 00:10:17,975 Yeah. I ever tell you about Acey-Deucy, my old cat? 135 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:22,180 - No, and you ain't going to. - As long as he was alive, I was lucky. 136 00:10:22,254 --> 00:10:25,485 - He was a real friend. - You're breaking my heart. 137 00:10:25,558 --> 00:10:27,822 Come on, I want to talk to you. 138 00:10:29,395 --> 00:10:32,853 Don't stand there flapping your ears. Make with the cooking. 139 00:10:33,899 --> 00:10:35,764 I like the cat. 140 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:38,596 Don't forget, I'm watching you. 141 00:10:39,739 --> 00:10:42,230 I don't trust that dame. I don't trust her. 142 00:10:43,042 --> 00:10:44,839 I don't want you to trust her. 143 00:10:45,811 --> 00:10:49,303 The thing is, she might play along 144 00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,317 if we con her into thinking we might turn her loose. 145 00:10:55,021 --> 00:10:58,218 - You wouldn't, would you? - Are you out of your mind? 146 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:01,116 [Indistinct murmuring] 147 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,537 [Dan] Nah, you're kidding. 148 00:11:28,921 --> 00:11:31,685 [Iggy] What's holding you up? Move it, will you? 149 00:11:31,757 --> 00:11:34,191 I think my watch stopped. 150 00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,387 What do I care? What's with the watch? 151 00:11:36,462 --> 00:11:39,863 - I wanted to time the steaks. - That's a clock, ain't it? 152 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:41,832 Move it, will you? 153 00:11:56,382 --> 00:11:58,373 [Meowing] 154 00:11:59,618 --> 00:12:02,644 What do you think you're doing? 155 00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:05,190 Not that way, Dan, somebody will hear. 156 00:12:05,257 --> 00:12:08,283 [Stammering] He wanted to go out. 157 00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,760 I... I didn't make a break. 158 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:13,924 I... I wouldn't do it. I wouldn't. 159 00:12:15,868 --> 00:12:17,631 Okay. 160 00:12:20,306 --> 00:12:21,739 Okay. 161 00:12:23,442 --> 00:12:25,376 Because I got friends. 162 00:12:26,345 --> 00:12:28,870 Ten little lead-nosed friends in here. 163 00:12:29,982 --> 00:12:32,212 And they all run faster than you do, Moms. 164 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:36,387 [Stammering] I know. 165 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,650 Now, let's get one thing straight. 166 00:12:39,391 --> 00:12:41,655 Don't touch that door again. 167 00:12:41,727 --> 00:12:44,423 Not that door, or any window in there. 168 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,829 - You got that straight? - Got it? 169 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:52,799 - Yes. - You just used up all your luck, lady. 170 00:12:52,872 --> 00:12:54,840 Now, don't try me again. 171 00:13:23,702 --> 00:13:26,000 How about Thursday night at the drive-in? 172 00:13:26,071 --> 00:13:28,972 - What's playing? - Night of the Surfer. 173 00:13:29,041 --> 00:13:31,805 - What was that we saw tonight? - Surfer Beach Party. 174 00:13:31,877 --> 00:13:35,210 - And the night before last? - Son of Surf and Sinbad the Surfer. 175 00:13:35,281 --> 00:13:37,772 - Double feature. - Canoe... 176 00:13:37,850 --> 00:13:39,943 Do you ever get a spooky feeling 177 00:13:40,019 --> 00:13:42,920 that we keep seeing the same movie over and over? 178 00:13:42,988 --> 00:13:45,388 And all they do is change the titles a little? 179 00:13:45,457 --> 00:13:47,721 Yeah, it's terrific stuff, isn't it? 180 00:13:49,295 --> 00:13:52,389 Couldn't we, just once, see a nice quiet movie, 181 00:13:52,464 --> 00:13:54,694 where boy meets girl, they have problems 182 00:13:54,767 --> 00:13:58,362 which aren't weird, they fall in love, and live happily ever after? 183 00:13:58,437 --> 00:14:01,372 Why would you want to see unhealthy stuff like that? 184 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:04,204 Oh, I don't know. Maybe once I'd like to go to a movie 185 00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:05,903 where I don't get seasick. 186 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,913 I'll make you a deal. You go with me Thursday night, 187 00:14:08,981 --> 00:14:13,111 next time I'll take you to one of those happily ever after clambakes. Deal? 188 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:16,052 - I guess. - Where's the thing playing? 189 00:14:16,856 --> 00:14:20,292 Oh, who knows? Maybe they don't make movies like that anymore. 190 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,088 Well, sure. You wanna know why? 191 00:14:22,161 --> 00:14:25,324 Because people don't want to be depressed by all that slop. 192 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:31,335 Ha! That Henderson boy went right into the house with her. 193 00:14:35,674 --> 00:14:37,471 [Shouting] Right into the house. 194 00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:40,205 She and the Henderson boy, the two of them. 195 00:14:40,279 --> 00:14:42,008 Why shouldn't he go in the house? 196 00:14:42,081 --> 00:14:45,539 He's been hanging around since he was old enough to wave bye-bye. 197 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,018 Nevertheless, they happen to represent 198 00:14:48,087 --> 00:14:51,454 two separate and distinct members of the opposite sex. 199 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:54,686 - Alone, in that house. - You tell them, kid. 200 00:14:54,760 --> 00:14:56,728 With their parents all over Europe, 201 00:14:56,795 --> 00:14:59,263 someone's got to keep an eye on those girls. 202 00:14:59,331 --> 00:15:00,662 Meantime, 203 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:04,635 by authority of the Federal Communications Commission, 204 00:15:04,703 --> 00:15:06,933 and the grace of a kindly Providence, 205 00:15:07,006 --> 00:15:10,305 which gave me the power of not having to listen to people, 206 00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,640 I am now going off the air. 207 00:15:12,711 --> 00:15:16,112 Don't you dare take that thing off! I haven't finished talking. 208 00:15:16,181 --> 00:15:19,173 Good night, old woman. I can't hear what you're sayin', 209 00:15:19,251 --> 00:15:23,950 but whatever it is, I disagree with you 100 percent. 210 00:15:31,330 --> 00:15:35,460 [Canoe] You're out of peanut butter. How come there aren't any olives? 211 00:15:35,534 --> 00:15:38,401 - [Girl] Put them on the shopping list. - Okay. 212 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:40,301 - Hi, DC. - [Meowing] 213 00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,003 You know, Patti, sometimes you worry me. 214 00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,375 You don't eat enough to keep a bird alive. 215 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,745 Canoe. This is just a wild idea, but has it ever occurred to you 216 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:53,284 there's more to life than surfing and eating? 217 00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:55,616 - Like what? - Forget it. 218 00:15:56,555 --> 00:15:59,149 I just realized I was talking to myself. 219 00:15:59,224 --> 00:16:02,125 - Hey, your folks are in Venice. - I know. 220 00:16:02,194 --> 00:16:06,153 Your father got indigestion from a clam sauce, but feels better now. 221 00:16:06,231 --> 00:16:07,789 Huh. 222 00:16:08,734 --> 00:16:11,862 Bills, bills, bills. Look at this, nothing but bills. 223 00:16:14,707 --> 00:16:17,540 Surf news should be comin' up about now. 224 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,578 You listen. I'm gonna straighten up and go off to bed. 225 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:22,443 - Okay. - Hi, DC. 226 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:30,746 Watch the crumbs, will you, fellas? 227 00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,757 Pass the word. Watch the crumbs. 228 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,225 [TV announcer] According to authorities, 229 00:16:35,294 --> 00:16:38,320 the desperados and their victim may have traveled north 230 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:40,763 in an effort to escape this area. 231 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:43,996 - Their car was discovered on... - That's Miss Miller. 232 00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,696 ...outside of Fresno. - Who? 233 00:16:45,771 --> 00:16:49,969 Miss Miller, the Christmas Club window at the bank. 234 00:16:50,042 --> 00:16:53,876 - I've known her for years. - Oh, yeah, so have I. 235 00:16:53,946 --> 00:16:55,971 She goes to our Laundromat. 236 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:58,448 Kind of creepy, isn't it? 237 00:16:58,517 --> 00:17:02,453 All this happening in your own neighborhood, to people you know. 238 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,422 Want me to stick around until your sister comes home? 239 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:08,016 - You know, the protecting bit. - No, thanks. 240 00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,457 All right. 241 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,498 [TV] And now, surfers, here's the word for tomorrow. 242 00:17:13,565 --> 00:17:18,093 This is your Weather Gremmie with the beach news for the a.m. 243 00:17:18,170 --> 00:17:22,106 Goleta to Zuma, sea conditions light to moderate. 244 00:17:22,174 --> 00:17:26,634 Malibu, moderate in the early morning, with some real heavies expected. 245 00:17:26,712 --> 00:17:29,681 Hey, Pat, surf's up tomorrow at Malibu. You want to go? 246 00:17:29,748 --> 00:17:31,545 Yeah, sure. Good night. [kisses] 247 00:17:31,617 --> 00:17:33,414 Good night. [kisses] 248 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:36,716 That's all for tonight, surfers. The word is "go." 249 00:17:36,789 --> 00:17:39,189 See you at the beach. 250 00:17:39,258 --> 00:17:42,489 Mmm. Come on, here. Come on. 251 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,862 That's a good boy. Good one. 252 00:17:49,668 --> 00:17:53,536 Wow. 11:15? Man, I gotta get some sleep. 253 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,367 [Motor revving loudly] 254 00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,029 [Tires screeching] 255 00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:34,303 - I thought we'd almost had it there. - Sorry, one of Patti's friends. 256 00:18:34,379 --> 00:18:36,244 Oh. [chuckling] 257 00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:39,244 - Is it a date, then? - Mm-hm. 258 00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:42,719 You won't regret it, I'm sure. Mother is an extremely fine cook. 259 00:18:42,788 --> 00:18:45,882 - I'm sure she is, Gregory. - Mother cooks the best duck. 260 00:18:45,958 --> 00:18:49,359 And as for the duck, did I tell you it was a Gadwall? 261 00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:51,958 No, I don't believe you did. 262 00:18:52,030 --> 00:18:55,727 I, uh, stood all day in a duck blind to get it. 263 00:18:55,801 --> 00:18:58,599 In the pouring rain. I almost got pneumonia. 264 00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:02,970 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - No. It's all right. It was worth it. 265 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:05,703 Well worth it. It's a beautiful creature. 266 00:19:05,777 --> 00:19:08,837 Perfectly beautiful. Superb eating. 267 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,612 Mother... Mother prepares duck 268 00:19:12,684 --> 00:19:16,176 in the classic, old-fashioned way. 269 00:19:16,255 --> 00:19:18,689 She hangs it out on the screen porch 270 00:19:18,757 --> 00:19:21,624 for 48 hours before cooking. 271 00:19:21,693 --> 00:19:23,888 It makes all the difference in the world. 272 00:19:23,962 --> 00:19:27,193 - All the difference in the world. - [Girl] I, um... 273 00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:29,666 I'm looking forward to meeting your mother. 274 00:19:29,735 --> 00:19:31,259 I've heard so much about her. 275 00:19:31,336 --> 00:19:34,828 I know you two are gonna be the very best of friends. 276 00:19:36,041 --> 00:19:38,509 And now, uh... 277 00:19:38,577 --> 00:19:40,568 - Good night. - Good night. 278 00:19:41,280 --> 00:19:44,215 - I'll see you in the morning. - Mm-hm. 279 00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,979 - Same time as usual? - Hmm. 280 00:19:58,997 --> 00:20:00,988 [Barking] 281 00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,708 [Growling] 282 00:20:29,061 --> 00:20:31,222 [Growling] 283 00:20:33,832 --> 00:20:35,231 [Tearing] 284 00:20:36,435 --> 00:20:39,029 - [Barking] - Quiet, Blitzy. 285 00:20:40,138 --> 00:20:44,666 Good night, my little beauties. [cooing] 286 00:20:48,013 --> 00:20:49,913 [Growling] 287 00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:07,027 [Meowing] 288 00:21:13,538 --> 00:21:14,630 Oh! 289 00:21:32,024 --> 00:21:33,753 [Knocking] 290 00:21:37,329 --> 00:21:39,820 Okay, where's the duck? 291 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:42,793 - I beg your pardon. - I want my duck! 292 00:21:43,835 --> 00:21:46,030 Your duck? 293 00:21:46,104 --> 00:21:48,072 If you please. 294 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:50,074 I'm sorry, I really don't know... 295 00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:53,305 [growling] Where is that sneaky, miserable guttersnipe? 296 00:21:54,513 --> 00:21:56,310 - He's got my duck. - What duck? 297 00:21:56,381 --> 00:21:58,975 Don't you dare pretend with me. 298 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:01,849 - I saw him come in here with it. - You saw who come in? 299 00:22:01,920 --> 00:22:04,354 Patricia Randall, I have had all I can take. 300 00:22:04,423 --> 00:22:08,018 That rotten cat of yours, he molests my prize albino fantails, 301 00:22:08,093 --> 00:22:11,392 crawls all over my car every time I wash it with his muddy paws. 302 00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,953 He digs up Mother's bulbs. 303 00:22:13,031 --> 00:22:15,795 He's driven my dog to the brink of a nervous breakdown. 304 00:22:15,867 --> 00:22:17,391 You mean DC? 305 00:22:17,469 --> 00:22:20,461 Well, I'm sorry, but actually, he isn't my cat. 306 00:22:20,539 --> 00:22:22,131 He isn't anybody's cat. 307 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:25,506 What are you talking about? He lives here, doesn't he? 308 00:22:25,577 --> 00:22:28,978 Of course, but don't you see? You don't own someone like DC. 309 00:22:29,047 --> 00:22:30,947 He's family. 310 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:34,747 [Sighing] Oh, but what am I gonna do? 311 00:22:35,454 --> 00:22:38,150 Shoot. I spent all day in a duck blind. 312 00:22:38,223 --> 00:22:39,986 Humph! Pouring rain. 313 00:22:40,058 --> 00:22:42,117 And I get one duck. 314 00:22:42,194 --> 00:22:45,186 One single Gadwall. 315 00:22:45,263 --> 00:22:49,222 And that flea-raddled fiend had to go and steal it. 316 00:22:49,301 --> 00:22:53,067 I know you're upset, but be honest. It was dark, wasn't it? 317 00:22:53,138 --> 00:22:56,164 It could have been that nasty cat from across the street. 318 00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,005 The one who does everything that DC gets blamed for. 319 00:22:59,077 --> 00:23:01,409 - [Meowing] - Now, do you think... 320 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:04,608 Oh, DC, how could you? 321 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,308 Hold this. 322 00:23:08,387 --> 00:23:11,151 DC, give that to me this instant. 323 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,212 [Meowing] 324 00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:15,691 I want you to know I'm very, very disappointed in you. 325 00:23:22,100 --> 00:23:23,431 Oh. 326 00:23:30,642 --> 00:23:33,110 Oh, Gregory, I am sorry. 327 00:23:33,178 --> 00:23:35,578 I can't think what could have come over him. 328 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:39,344 Bad, bad cat. Ah! 329 00:23:39,418 --> 00:23:41,750 "Bad, bad cat"? 330 00:23:42,521 --> 00:23:44,853 You're a menace to the whole neighborhood. 331 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:47,084 Mark you, if I had my way, 332 00:23:47,159 --> 00:23:49,457 the authorities would do away with you. 333 00:23:49,528 --> 00:23:51,325 Now, wait a minute, Gregory. 334 00:23:51,396 --> 00:23:53,762 DC's a cat. He can't help his instincts. 335 00:23:53,832 --> 00:23:55,857 He's a hunter, just like you are, 336 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:59,392 only he's not stupid enough to sit out in the pouring rain all day. 337 00:23:59,471 --> 00:24:00,768 Well! 338 00:24:00,839 --> 00:24:04,832 Just let me make myself quite clear. You better keep him locked up at night. 339 00:24:04,910 --> 00:24:09,540 The next time I find him at our place, I'll give him a pantsful of buckshot. 340 00:24:09,614 --> 00:24:11,946 Nine times, if necessary. 341 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,083 [Meowing] 342 00:24:16,955 --> 00:24:19,321 I know. I don't care for him much, either. 343 00:24:20,459 --> 00:24:22,893 But he does have a point, don't you think? 344 00:24:24,863 --> 00:24:26,797 Was that Gregory I heard down there? 345 00:24:26,865 --> 00:24:29,231 - Correct. - He sounded angry. 346 00:24:29,301 --> 00:24:31,599 Yeah, I believe he was. 347 00:24:31,670 --> 00:24:35,106 - What goes on around here, anyway? - Nothing, nothing at all. 348 00:24:35,173 --> 00:24:38,472 DC just happened to take a duck off Gregory's back porch. 349 00:24:40,111 --> 00:24:42,739 - "Happened" to take a duck? - Yes. 350 00:24:42,814 --> 00:24:46,079 Gregory came stamping and banging over here to find it. 351 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:50,315 Furious. Made a perfect fool of himself. I don't think he's a stable person. 352 00:24:50,388 --> 00:24:53,084 - There goes my duck dinner. - Your what? 353 00:24:53,158 --> 00:24:57,094 He invited me to his house for dinner. His mother was gonna fix the duck. 354 00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,590 Fix the... 355 00:24:59,664 --> 00:25:03,600 Ingrid, don't you see? You're walking into a trap. 356 00:25:03,668 --> 00:25:07,627 For goodness sakes, Gregory drives me to work in the morning. 357 00:25:07,706 --> 00:25:10,174 At night he picks me up and he takes me home. 358 00:25:10,242 --> 00:25:12,176 If he wants to go to all that trouble, 359 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:15,213 the least I can do is be courteous if he asks me to dinner. 360 00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,510 How can you be so blind? 361 00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:20,176 It began with the old car pool routine, right? 362 00:25:20,252 --> 00:25:24,188 Why shouldn't it? His law office happens to be next door to where I work. 363 00:25:24,256 --> 00:25:27,419 But the point is, there used to be five people in that car, 364 00:25:27,492 --> 00:25:31,053 then Gregory traded in his sedan for a two-seater sports car. 365 00:25:31,129 --> 00:25:34,496 And Mr. Burke, Miss Patters and Miss Mosely 366 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:39,230 were ruthlessly squeezed out to find other transportation, correct? 367 00:25:39,304 --> 00:25:42,432 - Now, listen... - Creeping matrimony, that's what it is. 368 00:25:43,341 --> 00:25:46,708 The car pool, the duck dinner, a movie here and there. 369 00:25:46,778 --> 00:25:50,578 Inky, you're taking the gas and you don't even know it. 370 00:25:50,649 --> 00:25:52,844 Thank you, dear, I'm sure you mean well, 371 00:25:52,918 --> 00:25:55,386 but I think I can handle the Gregory situation 372 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,751 in my own bumbling way. 373 00:25:59,457 --> 00:26:02,051 I'm sorry, but I suppose at your age, 374 00:26:02,127 --> 00:26:05,255 when that important person hasn't come into your life, 375 00:26:05,330 --> 00:26:08,094 - well... - Well, what? 376 00:26:09,401 --> 00:26:11,164 Well, I suppose a tinge, 377 00:26:11,236 --> 00:26:16,037 just the faintest tinge, of desperation, begins to blow your judgment. 378 00:26:17,008 --> 00:26:18,703 Good night. 379 00:26:18,777 --> 00:26:23,009 I can assure you, there is no tinge of desperation in my outlook. 380 00:26:23,081 --> 00:26:25,914 - And my vision is exceptionally clear. - Good. 381 00:26:25,984 --> 00:26:28,646 Which, I might add, brings us to your friends. 382 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:30,210 - My friends? - Yes, dear. 383 00:26:30,288 --> 00:26:32,950 The one we've been tripping over all these years. 384 00:26:33,024 --> 00:26:35,652 Canoe? That's very unfair. 385 00:26:36,194 --> 00:26:39,686 Canoe is... well, he's just defenseless. 386 00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,925 He's very sweet and young, and... 387 00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:45,197 ...needs help. - I certainly agree he needs something. 388 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:47,864 Doesn't he do anything but mope around in shorts 389 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:51,602 - and eat us out of house and home? - Just shows how little you know him. 390 00:26:51,676 --> 00:26:54,338 - Canoe has plenty of ambition. - What? 391 00:26:54,412 --> 00:26:57,472 To be the first 50-year-old surfer at Santa Monica? 392 00:26:57,549 --> 00:27:00,575 If you ask me, he's... What's the matter? 393 00:27:00,652 --> 00:27:03,052 DC's wearing a wristwatch. 394 00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:06,852 Well, what will that dear, sweet, innocent cat be bringing home next? 395 00:27:06,925 --> 00:27:09,985 The Hope Diamond, I imagine. 396 00:27:10,061 --> 00:27:12,529 - Where do you suppose he got it? - I don't know. 397 00:27:12,597 --> 00:27:16,465 Probably some child slipped it on, or some teenager put it on for a joke. 398 00:27:16,534 --> 00:27:20,231 Good night. Check with lost and found in the morning. 399 00:27:29,914 --> 00:27:31,745 [Patti] Ingrid? 400 00:27:32,884 --> 00:27:36,820 Look. Someone started to scratch something on the casing. 401 00:27:36,888 --> 00:27:40,824 See? "H-E," and that looks like part of an L. 402 00:27:40,892 --> 00:27:44,055 H-E-L... 403 00:27:44,129 --> 00:27:48,065 I'll bet somebody was trying to write "help" and they were interrupted. 404 00:27:48,133 --> 00:27:49,930 Somebody's in trouble. 405 00:27:50,001 --> 00:27:52,595 What cooks in that wild little head of yours now? 406 00:27:52,671 --> 00:27:55,231 Somebody's in trouble. I feel it in my bones. 407 00:27:55,306 --> 00:27:58,867 You bet. Now get out and let me go to sleep. I'm a working girl. 408 00:27:59,678 --> 00:28:02,010 Don't you think we ought to do something? 409 00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:04,173 Good night. 410 00:28:16,528 --> 00:28:18,496 Come on, DC, give. 411 00:28:18,563 --> 00:28:20,622 Someone does need help, don't they? 412 00:28:23,768 --> 00:28:27,260 I know you could find a way to tell me if you really wanted to. 413 00:28:28,206 --> 00:28:30,902 A smart cat like you. 414 00:28:34,746 --> 00:28:37,146 You can be such a rat sometimes. 415 00:28:47,959 --> 00:28:50,928 Don't say anything, just point me towards the coffee. 416 00:28:50,995 --> 00:28:52,895 What's wrong with you? 417 00:28:52,964 --> 00:28:55,364 I didn't close my eyes once last night. 418 00:28:56,935 --> 00:28:59,733 Oh, I've got huge dark circles under my eyes. 419 00:28:59,804 --> 00:29:02,773 - And me so young. - What's bothering you? 420 00:29:04,142 --> 00:29:06,975 I just couldn't stop thinking about this watch. 421 00:29:07,045 --> 00:29:10,173 Especially that pitiful cry for help on the back. 422 00:29:10,248 --> 00:29:12,876 Oh, you're not going to start that, so help me... 423 00:29:12,951 --> 00:29:16,045 You know, I thought and thought and thought, 424 00:29:16,121 --> 00:29:18,555 and I think I finally know the answer. 425 00:29:18,623 --> 00:29:21,114 The watch belongs to her. 426 00:29:21,192 --> 00:29:22,989 - The kidnapped woman? - Yeah. 427 00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:25,962 Come off it. How far out can you get? Does it have a name? 428 00:29:26,030 --> 00:29:28,726 - [Honking] - No, but it's exactly the sort of watch 429 00:29:28,800 --> 00:29:30,768 a woman like that would wear: 430 00:29:30,835 --> 00:29:34,862 Feminine, yet... bank tellerish, if you see what I mean. 431 00:29:34,939 --> 00:29:38,204 Patti, you are absolutely impossible. 432 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:40,210 Have a nice day at the office, Inky. 433 00:29:43,248 --> 00:29:44,681 You've got that terrible 434 00:29:44,749 --> 00:29:47,479 butter-won't-melt-in-your-mouth expression. 435 00:29:47,552 --> 00:29:49,816 I know what's going on in your little mind, 436 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,083 - and I forbid it. - What do you mean? 437 00:29:52,157 --> 00:29:55,957 You're not going to over dramatize this, like you do everything else. 438 00:29:56,027 --> 00:29:58,825 I absolutely forbid you to get the police stirred up 439 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:02,355 with another of your hallucinations about people in trouble. 440 00:30:02,433 --> 00:30:04,993 You're not to go near the police with that watch. 441 00:30:05,069 --> 00:30:06,730 - Certainly. - Bye. 442 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,797 - [Gregory] Good morning, Ingrid. - Good morning. 443 00:30:16,147 --> 00:30:18,775 Naturally, I wouldn't go to the police. 444 00:30:22,220 --> 00:30:24,711 This is a job for the FBI. 445 00:30:36,935 --> 00:30:38,766 May I help you? 446 00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:42,739 - Yes, I'd like to see a, uh... - We call them agents here. 447 00:30:42,807 --> 00:30:45,571 - Yes, I'd like to see an agent. - May I ask what about? 448 00:30:45,643 --> 00:30:48,043 I have information about one of your crimes. 449 00:30:48,112 --> 00:30:51,548 - Thank you. Would you wait over there? - Yes. 450 00:30:56,521 --> 00:30:59,285 - These are for you, Mr. Hart. - Thank you. 451 00:30:59,357 --> 00:31:01,257 - I'm back at 11:00. - Yes, sir. 452 00:31:01,326 --> 00:31:03,920 - Morning, Hart. - Good morning, Mr. Kelso. 453 00:31:03,995 --> 00:31:06,293 - Hi, Vicky, anything for me? - No, sir. 454 00:31:06,364 --> 00:31:09,891 [Kelso] If Mr. Paul calls about the bank records, put him through. 455 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:11,458 See you around. 456 00:31:15,340 --> 00:31:17,467 - Is he an agent? - Yes, he is. 457 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,010 - Nice face, hasn't he? - Why, yes. 458 00:31:20,078 --> 00:31:21,943 [Buzzing] 459 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:28,178 Yes, Mr. Ellender? The messenger hasn't arrived yet. 460 00:31:30,154 --> 00:31:32,088 I can put a tracer on it. 461 00:31:33,992 --> 00:31:36,256 We haven't heard from Denver all morning. 462 00:31:36,327 --> 00:31:40,127 I'll connect you with Agent Morrow. He's got the reports on that case. 463 00:31:53,645 --> 00:31:55,738 [Phone ringing] 464 00:32:11,029 --> 00:32:13,020 [Clearing throat] 465 00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:19,236 Well, we've got 22 Howards in Los Angeles County. 466 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:20,965 Better start right at the top. 467 00:32:24,142 --> 00:32:27,407 Mr. Kelso, I have something to report on one of your cases. 468 00:32:27,478 --> 00:32:29,878 It's a family cat. He's called DC. 469 00:32:29,948 --> 00:32:32,075 That means "Darn Cat." Daddy named him, 470 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:35,381 he called him something worse, Mother won't let us use that. 471 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:38,547 Excuse me. First, what is your name? 472 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:41,023 Patricia Randall, 808 Pendleton Avenue. 473 00:32:43,761 --> 00:32:47,060 Uh-huh, and what is this information you have, Miss Randall? 474 00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:48,758 It's DC, our cat. 475 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:52,599 He likes to prowl around at night, as cats do. Nothing wrong with that. 476 00:32:52,670 --> 00:32:56,606 And he likes people, as a general rule, if they're nice and give him food. 477 00:32:56,674 --> 00:32:58,073 He goes back. 478 00:32:58,142 --> 00:33:00,610 I think he has a regular route to pick out food, 479 00:33:00,678 --> 00:33:02,578 sort of like a milkman in reverse. 480 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:06,310 - And this relates to one of our cases? - Yes. Yes, it does. 481 00:33:06,384 --> 00:33:09,182 Last night DC was out roaming around, 482 00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:11,813 and stole a duck from Mr. Benson down the street. 483 00:33:11,889 --> 00:33:14,585 Ah, Miss, um, Randall... 484 00:33:14,659 --> 00:33:16,923 I'm afraid that that's a police matter. 485 00:33:16,995 --> 00:33:20,988 You see, our jurisdiction is limited to certain fields of investigation. 486 00:33:21,065 --> 00:33:23,898 At the present time, duck stealing is not one of them. 487 00:33:23,968 --> 00:33:26,698 How about bank robbery and kidnapping? 488 00:33:31,809 --> 00:33:34,209 Maybe I'd better hear the rest of your story. 489 00:33:35,113 --> 00:33:37,138 Thank you. 490 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:41,845 Well, last night DC came home wearing a wristwatch. 491 00:33:43,254 --> 00:33:45,814 - Wearing a wristwatch? - Yes. 492 00:33:45,890 --> 00:33:48,723 - Instead of his collar. - Oh. 493 00:33:48,793 --> 00:33:53,787 And I couldn't help thinking what I would do if I were poor Miss Miller, 494 00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:56,698 held prisoner by two hoodlums, 495 00:33:56,768 --> 00:33:59,498 - and a stray cat came wandering in. - Mm-hm. 496 00:34:00,738 --> 00:34:04,834 Don't you see? I'd try to put something of mine on the cat as a clue. 497 00:34:04,909 --> 00:34:08,208 Like a wristwatch, maybe even try to scratch something on it. 498 00:34:08,279 --> 00:34:09,940 Do you have this wristwatch? 499 00:34:10,014 --> 00:34:14,007 Mr. Kelso, I knew you'd understand. That's why I selected you personally. 500 00:34:15,186 --> 00:34:16,619 Here. 501 00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,082 You see, of course, on the back, 502 00:34:21,159 --> 00:34:23,650 where she started to scratch the word "help," 503 00:34:23,728 --> 00:34:25,491 - and was interrupted. - Uh-huh. 504 00:34:25,563 --> 00:34:29,363 "H-E..." And that squiggle could be an "L." 505 00:34:29,434 --> 00:34:32,995 Well, that doesn't quite spell "help," does it? 506 00:34:33,071 --> 00:34:36,165 She was wearing a wristwatch at the time of her abduction. 507 00:34:36,240 --> 00:34:38,640 We have only a superficial description. 508 00:34:38,709 --> 00:34:42,975 - This may or may not be the watch. - But wouldn't it be enough to start on? 509 00:34:44,315 --> 00:34:47,216 I wonder if you could wait here for just a few moments? 510 00:34:47,285 --> 00:34:50,220 Of course. My entire day is at your disposal. 511 00:34:52,190 --> 00:34:53,987 Thank you, Miss Randall. 512 00:34:55,460 --> 00:34:58,395 - It's a goofy idea. - That's what I thought too, sir. 513 00:34:58,463 --> 00:35:01,330 - The only thing is, I like it. - You do, sir? 514 00:35:01,399 --> 00:35:04,300 I don't like this paper chase someone's leading us on. 515 00:35:04,368 --> 00:35:07,394 Those 20-dollar bills from the bank we've been picking up 516 00:35:07,472 --> 00:35:11,568 - at convenient towns up the valley. - They went in another direction? 517 00:35:11,642 --> 00:35:15,134 Or stayed here in the city. This watch lead ties in with that. 518 00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:18,178 - How's your workload, Kelso? - Me, sir? 519 00:35:18,249 --> 00:35:21,616 Uh, well, I'm going over old bank records on Johnny the Cooch. 520 00:35:21,686 --> 00:35:24,484 - We're ready to trip him up. - The Cooch can wait. 521 00:35:24,555 --> 00:35:26,318 Kidnapping takes priority. 522 00:35:26,390 --> 00:35:29,223 I want you to set up surveillance and tail this cat. 523 00:35:29,293 --> 00:35:31,818 - Tail the cat? - He may take us to the criminals. 524 00:35:32,630 --> 00:35:34,029 That's all. 525 00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:37,067 Actually, I don't have any experience in tailing cats. 526 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:39,296 For that matter, who does? 527 00:35:40,505 --> 00:35:44,407 Sorry, sir. You wish me to set up a surveillance on this informant, 528 00:35:44,475 --> 00:35:47,035 exactly as if we thought of him as a person? 529 00:35:48,579 --> 00:35:51,878 Unless, of course, it works out better to think of him as a cat. 530 00:35:55,219 --> 00:35:58,848 Sir, I think it's only fair to tell you, I don't get on well with cats. 531 00:35:58,923 --> 00:36:01,323 There's a kind of an antagonism between us. 532 00:36:01,392 --> 00:36:03,860 - Is that so? - Yes, and I have a slight allergy. 533 00:36:03,928 --> 00:36:08,092 Allergy? I know the medical records of every man in this office. 534 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,361 Have you been keeping something from me? 535 00:36:10,434 --> 00:36:12,595 It's a very small allergy, sir. 536 00:36:12,670 --> 00:36:14,695 - Hardly worth mentioning. - Don't. 537 00:36:14,772 --> 00:36:17,832 Stay in touch. I'm available on this case 24 hours a day. 538 00:36:18,809 --> 00:36:20,800 Yes, sir. 539 00:36:23,181 --> 00:36:26,082 Sir, it's just that every time I'm around c... 540 00:36:26,150 --> 00:36:28,141 C... [loud sneeze] 541 00:36:28,219 --> 00:36:30,483 Gesundheit, and good luck. 542 00:36:32,290 --> 00:36:34,451 Thank you, sir. 543 00:36:37,295 --> 00:36:39,525 [Sneezing] 544 00:36:40,831 --> 00:36:43,891 Yes, a lot of people are gonna be sorry 545 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:46,334 for the things they said about DC. 546 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:50,340 [Laughing] Wait till they find out he's working with the FBI. 547 00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:52,399 I don't think we should expose 548 00:36:52,476 --> 00:36:55,206 your cat's relationship with us at this time. 549 00:36:55,279 --> 00:36:57,907 I'd like to remain as inconspicuous as possible. 550 00:36:57,982 --> 00:37:01,418 You don't want everyone in the neighborhood to know who you are? 551 00:37:01,485 --> 00:37:04,079 Exactly. People tend to become over stimulated 552 00:37:04,155 --> 00:37:06,851 when they discover an FBI man in the neighborhood. 553 00:37:06,924 --> 00:37:10,451 It interferes with the quiet, orderly process of investigation. 554 00:37:10,528 --> 00:37:12,428 - Hmm. - Especially kidnap cases. 555 00:37:12,496 --> 00:37:14,987 See, this places the life of the kidnap victim 556 00:37:15,066 --> 00:37:17,034 into additional jeopardy. 557 00:37:17,101 --> 00:37:19,228 We've gotta not generate too much heat? 558 00:37:19,303 --> 00:37:21,999 The kidnappers'll chicken out, kill Miss Miller, 559 00:37:22,073 --> 00:37:24,098 dispose of the remains and take off? 560 00:37:24,642 --> 00:37:27,076 Uh, that's one way to put it, yes. 561 00:37:27,144 --> 00:37:28,133 Oh. 562 00:37:34,752 --> 00:37:36,083 You go first. 563 00:37:36,153 --> 00:37:39,384 Remember, everything quiet, calm, inconspicuous. 564 00:37:39,924 --> 00:37:41,983 Quiet, calm, inconspicuous. 565 00:37:50,434 --> 00:37:53,130 [Whistling] 566 00:38:17,028 --> 00:38:20,794 That brazen creature. Right in broad daylight! 567 00:38:20,865 --> 00:38:22,958 What are you cackling about now? 568 00:38:24,335 --> 00:38:26,997 A strange man just went into the house with Patti. 569 00:38:27,071 --> 00:38:30,563 - So what? - He was carrying a bag. 570 00:38:30,641 --> 00:38:33,132 Don't get yourself up in a sweat, old woman. 571 00:38:33,210 --> 00:38:36,611 - It's probably the plumber. - It was not the plumber! 572 00:38:36,681 --> 00:38:40,617 - This man was nicely dressed. - That's the way plumbers dress now. 573 00:38:40,685 --> 00:38:42,550 The prices they charge these days, 574 00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,282 I'm surprised he wasn't wearing a tuxedo. 575 00:38:49,226 --> 00:38:52,957 [Kelso] Do you have any friends? People who are in and out all the time? 576 00:38:53,030 --> 00:38:55,225 I'm afraid so. Father always complained 577 00:38:55,299 --> 00:38:59,065 we were running a rehabilitation center for punch-drunk juveniles. 578 00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:03,197 Uh-huh. I'd prefer a room on the second floor, actually. 579 00:39:03,274 --> 00:39:06,801 To reduce the chance of somebody coming in and finding me at work. 580 00:39:06,877 --> 00:39:09,311 - This your room? - Ingrid's. My sister. 581 00:39:09,380 --> 00:39:11,644 - Oh. Would she mind? - No, not at all. 582 00:39:11,716 --> 00:39:14,150 - She'd be only too happy to help. - Good. 583 00:39:14,218 --> 00:39:16,413 That's the side door from the kitchen? 584 00:39:16,487 --> 00:39:20,617 Yes, that's the exit DC uses when he goes out for an evening on the town. 585 00:39:20,691 --> 00:39:24,127 Uh-huh. Tonight, we'll set up our communications unit in here. 586 00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:25,753 Whatever you like. 587 00:39:25,830 --> 00:39:29,891 All right. And now, I suppose I'd better meet the c... c... 588 00:39:31,635 --> 00:39:34,604 - [sneezes] - Bless you. What did you say? 589 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:36,731 [Rapid breathing] 590 00:39:37,508 --> 00:39:39,567 I said I... 591 00:39:39,643 --> 00:39:41,736 ...suppose I... 592 00:39:41,812 --> 00:39:44,975 ...better meet the... - Oh. 593 00:39:45,549 --> 00:39:49,417 Ah, DC. He's probably goofing around under the bed or something. 594 00:39:49,487 --> 00:39:51,421 That's his favorite spot. 595 00:39:51,489 --> 00:39:54,219 - Ah, your sins have caught up with you. - [Meowing] 596 00:39:54,992 --> 00:39:57,392 This is your FBI. 597 00:39:57,461 --> 00:40:00,897 Well. [chuckle] This is the... 598 00:40:01,532 --> 00:40:03,864 ...informant, as we say down at the office. 599 00:40:03,934 --> 00:40:06,960 Hear that, DC? You're the informant now. 600 00:40:09,807 --> 00:40:13,072 Nice little kitty cat. Good, good kitty cat. 601 00:40:13,144 --> 00:40:15,135 - Is he friendly? - Mm-hm. 602 00:40:16,213 --> 00:40:17,976 He almost got me that time. 603 00:40:18,048 --> 00:40:20,539 He's all right. Don't make any sudden moves 604 00:40:20,618 --> 00:40:23,519 because it tends to set off his reflexes or something. 605 00:40:23,587 --> 00:40:27,148 Uh-huh. Oh, yeah. Doesn't seem to like me, does he? 606 00:40:27,224 --> 00:40:29,556 I guess that's a bad sign, the kind of people 607 00:40:29,627 --> 00:40:32,528 - that animals don't like? - It doesn't mean a thing. 608 00:40:32,596 --> 00:40:34,928 DC and Daddy loathe one another, 609 00:40:34,999 --> 00:40:36,967 and Daddy's the Lamb of the Year. 610 00:40:37,034 --> 00:40:40,435 Say, I wonder if you would excuse me 611 00:40:40,504 --> 00:40:43,871 for just one minute. I think we better get this show on the road. 612 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:46,933 - What are you going to do? - I have some work to do with DC 613 00:40:47,011 --> 00:40:49,809 before we start our surveillance. Photos and so on. 614 00:40:49,880 --> 00:40:53,816 - Oh, for the papers, you mean? - No, for our own people to study. 615 00:40:53,884 --> 00:40:57,513 See, there's finger... paw prints, plaster impressions... 616 00:40:57,588 --> 00:41:01,024 ...samples of his fur... 617 00:41:01,559 --> 00:41:03,959 Bless you. You're catching a terrible cold. 618 00:41:04,028 --> 00:41:07,361 DC, pull yourself together. You want me to get you something? 619 00:41:07,431 --> 00:41:11,299 No, no. I'm fine. It's just a slight allergy I have around c... c... 620 00:41:11,368 --> 00:41:13,393 - Around, uh... - Oh. 621 00:41:13,471 --> 00:41:16,804 Wonder if you'd put him on the bed and let me get a picture of him? 622 00:41:19,276 --> 00:41:22,143 - There you go. - Could you get him to stand up? 623 00:41:22,213 --> 00:41:25,011 - I'll get a full-figure shot. - Oh, yes. 624 00:41:25,616 --> 00:41:26,981 Uh... 625 00:41:28,385 --> 00:41:31,843 There we go. Come on, DC, cooperate. 626 00:41:36,260 --> 00:41:39,195 Come on, DC, you're working for the FBI now. There. 627 00:41:40,264 --> 00:41:41,595 There. 628 00:41:44,301 --> 00:41:47,134 Uh, that's not any good. We can't see him properly. 629 00:41:47,204 --> 00:41:49,672 Wait a minute. Here's what he likes. 630 00:41:49,740 --> 00:41:51,230 Here. 631 00:41:55,379 --> 00:41:57,074 [Meowing] 632 00:41:57,147 --> 00:41:58,876 Where'd he go? 633 00:41:59,817 --> 00:42:02,149 - Back under the bed. - [Hissing] 634 00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:05,782 I should've taken the paw prints first. 635 00:42:05,856 --> 00:42:08,256 You're right. He's not about to come out. 636 00:42:08,325 --> 00:42:11,294 Can't we just get a hold of him there and drag him out? 637 00:42:11,829 --> 00:42:14,354 Sure, if you want to lose a hand. 638 00:42:14,431 --> 00:42:16,160 [Growling] 639 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:19,498 The Bureau has spent $19,800 of the taxpayers' money 640 00:42:19,570 --> 00:42:23,233 training me for emergencies. They expect something for their cash. 641 00:42:23,307 --> 00:42:26,401 I have no intention of being intimidated by this c... c... 642 00:42:27,811 --> 00:42:29,369 ...animal. 643 00:42:29,446 --> 00:42:32,506 - Well, you are a very brave man. - Thank you. 644 00:42:32,583 --> 00:42:36,349 All right, when I count three, we'll both grab him at the same time. 645 00:42:36,420 --> 00:42:37,887 - But move fast. - Let's go. 646 00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:39,513 - You ready? - Let's go. Yeah. 647 00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:43,154 - [Yowling] - One, two, three. 648 00:42:43,861 --> 00:42:46,853 [Yowling, snarling] 649 00:42:50,935 --> 00:42:54,393 Oh, DC. You're bleeding. 650 00:42:54,471 --> 00:42:56,871 No, it's nothing. Probably just an artery. 651 00:42:56,941 --> 00:42:59,409 Say, would you get him down for me, please? 652 00:42:59,476 --> 00:43:01,273 You're not going ahead with this? 653 00:43:01,345 --> 00:43:03,540 I'm afraid you underestimate me. 654 00:43:03,614 --> 00:43:05,878 We shall proceed with the paw printing. 655 00:43:06,584 --> 00:43:08,051 All right. 656 00:43:09,019 --> 00:43:10,452 [Growling] 657 00:43:10,521 --> 00:43:12,489 Come on now, DC, don't be difficult. 658 00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:16,021 - What's that? - It's ink. 659 00:43:16,093 --> 00:43:18,926 Ink? Can't we do that in the bathroom? 660 00:43:18,996 --> 00:43:21,556 Ingrid will murder me if we get ink on the rug. 661 00:43:21,632 --> 00:43:23,224 Oh, sure. Let's go. 662 00:43:24,468 --> 00:43:27,767 - [Meowing] - Don't make such a fuss, DC. 663 00:43:27,838 --> 00:43:30,136 You should be ashamed of yourself. 664 00:43:31,809 --> 00:43:34,642 Sorry about the washing. Girl's bathroom, you know. 665 00:43:34,712 --> 00:43:37,146 - It's okay. - DC! 666 00:43:37,214 --> 00:43:40,012 - Come on. - Good old kitty cat. 667 00:43:40,084 --> 00:43:43,019 - Nice, nice kitty cat. - [Hissing] 668 00:43:47,024 --> 00:43:49,356 [Whispering] Spread this out over there. 669 00:43:51,095 --> 00:43:55,088 Let's see. I guess I'll put the paw print in the space for the thumb. 670 00:43:55,165 --> 00:43:58,100 Oh, hurry. I can't hold him any longer. 671 00:43:58,168 --> 00:44:00,329 Oh, all right. 672 00:44:00,404 --> 00:44:03,771 Here we go, now. Just relax there. 673 00:44:03,841 --> 00:44:06,537 Take it easy, there, now. It won't hurt a bit. 674 00:44:06,610 --> 00:44:08,441 - [Growling] - [Knocking] 675 00:44:08,512 --> 00:44:10,605 Oh, Canoe. 676 00:44:10,681 --> 00:44:13,275 - Can I what? - No, he's a friend of mine. 677 00:44:13,350 --> 00:44:16,046 - I promised to go to the beach. - That's not so good. 678 00:44:16,120 --> 00:44:18,179 Is he one of the kids that hangs around? 679 00:44:18,255 --> 00:44:21,884 Yes, and he has kitchen privileges, and he's as easy to get rid of... 680 00:44:21,959 --> 00:44:23,950 Try to get rid of him. It's important. 681 00:44:24,028 --> 00:44:26,929 - What do I say? - Anything. Just keep him away. 682 00:44:26,997 --> 00:44:28,726 All right. 683 00:44:30,067 --> 00:44:32,126 Hurry back, for the love of heaven. 684 00:44:32,202 --> 00:44:34,693 - [Knocking] - [Meowing] 685 00:44:35,472 --> 00:44:37,770 Okay, tiger, it's either you or me. 686 00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,873 [Growling] 687 00:44:50,621 --> 00:44:53,522 - Patti? - [Weakly] Yes? 688 00:44:53,590 --> 00:44:55,990 What kind of a get-up is that to go surfing in? 689 00:44:56,060 --> 00:44:58,460 Want the crowd to think you're an eccentric? 690 00:44:58,529 --> 00:45:02,761 Please go on without me. I don't think I can make it today. 691 00:45:03,467 --> 00:45:07,130 Well, Patti, are you all right? I've never seen you like this before. 692 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:10,037 - Can I help? - It's all right. 693 00:45:10,107 --> 00:45:13,804 I just feel terribly, terribly weak. 694 00:45:13,877 --> 00:45:17,608 [Straining] If you're so weak, how come I can't get through the door? 695 00:45:17,681 --> 00:45:19,581 Please go, Canoe. 696 00:45:19,650 --> 00:45:21,982 I can't bear you to see me looking like this. 697 00:45:23,454 --> 00:45:25,149 - [Loud scream] - [Meowing] 698 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:27,156 - What was that? - [Meowing] 699 00:45:27,224 --> 00:45:29,886 - What was what? - That bloodcurdling scream. 700 00:45:29,960 --> 00:45:32,485 - [Crashing] - Canoe, will you please go? 701 00:45:32,563 --> 00:45:35,532 I'm sorry. I didn't realize I was butting in on a murder. 702 00:45:35,599 --> 00:45:39,126 - Oh, don't be silly. - [Crashing] 703 00:45:39,203 --> 00:45:42,695 You know how DC hates water. He's having a bath. 704 00:45:42,773 --> 00:45:44,866 By himself? 705 00:45:44,942 --> 00:45:49,276 All right. If you won't go to the beach, I'll make myself a sandwich. 706 00:45:49,346 --> 00:45:52,645 Kitchen privileges are temporarily withdrawn. 707 00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:03,055 [Yowling] 708 00:46:05,929 --> 00:46:07,760 He's gone. 709 00:46:08,298 --> 00:46:10,391 Paw prints everywhere! 710 00:46:10,467 --> 00:46:12,731 Yeah, except on the card. 711 00:46:12,803 --> 00:46:14,794 Oh, I'm sorry. 712 00:46:22,713 --> 00:46:25,273 Aha. The best paw print I ever made. 713 00:46:27,718 --> 00:46:30,881 The first point I wish to make is that time is not on our side. 714 00:46:30,954 --> 00:46:32,854 The word is move, and move swiftly. 715 00:46:32,923 --> 00:46:37,121 We're gonna follow an informant whose information may or may not be reliable. 716 00:46:37,194 --> 00:46:40,061 However, he could lead us to the Miller kidnappers. 717 00:46:40,130 --> 00:46:43,531 Okay, here's the physical. Name of the informant: DC Randall. 718 00:46:43,600 --> 00:46:45,864 Nationality: Siamese. Sex: Male. 719 00:46:45,936 --> 00:46:48,427 Eyes: Blue. Weight: 17 pounds. 720 00:46:49,473 --> 00:46:52,533 - Seventeen pounds? - Exactly. 721 00:46:54,545 --> 00:46:57,946 Hair, or in this case, fur: Black streaked with tan and white. 722 00:46:58,015 --> 00:47:00,210 - You did say "fur"? - Correct. 723 00:47:03,353 --> 00:47:06,379 - You want us to follow a cat? - That's the assignment. 724 00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:08,890 How do you follow a cat? 725 00:47:08,959 --> 00:47:12,759 They go through fences and culverts. They climb trees and phone poles. 726 00:47:12,830 --> 00:47:15,663 Wither he goest, you will go. 727 00:47:20,037 --> 00:47:23,803 - You have a question, Graham? - I've got an old dog 728 00:47:23,874 --> 00:47:26,468 who's a lot better at tracking cats than I am. 729 00:47:26,543 --> 00:47:28,340 We don't have time for comments. 730 00:47:28,412 --> 00:47:32,041 I'd like to remind you, a woman's life is involved here. 731 00:47:32,115 --> 00:47:34,276 - Sorry. - Okay. 732 00:47:34,618 --> 00:47:37,382 Now, tonight you'll take up your initial positions 733 00:47:37,454 --> 00:47:40,890 in the area surrounding the Randall house, here. 734 00:47:40,958 --> 00:47:44,792 When the informant leaves, it'll be our job to contain him loosely, 735 00:47:44,862 --> 00:47:47,456 within a moving, fluid perimeter. 736 00:47:47,531 --> 00:47:49,999 It's important he doesn't become aware of us 737 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:53,230 as this might alter his regular nocturnal behavior. 738 00:48:03,680 --> 00:48:06,148 Hold it. Who do you think you're kidding? 739 00:48:06,216 --> 00:48:08,684 - What do you mean? - You think I don't know 740 00:48:08,752 --> 00:48:11,016 - what's going on upstairs? - You do? 741 00:48:11,088 --> 00:48:14,182 I didn't come in from Stupidsville on last night's bus. 742 00:48:14,258 --> 00:48:17,989 - You've got a woman in that apartment. - Hold it. What does that mean? 743 00:48:18,061 --> 00:48:21,030 Don't double-talk me. I've got ears, haven't I? 744 00:48:21,098 --> 00:48:23,089 Uh, it's Dan's mother. 745 00:48:23,166 --> 00:48:26,693 She come in unexpected, sudden-like. We didn't know. That's all. 746 00:48:26,770 --> 00:48:29,000 I don't care if it's Pocahontas. 747 00:48:29,072 --> 00:48:34,009 You got three people living there, and that'll cost you another 20 dollars. 748 00:48:34,077 --> 00:48:36,341 - I'll bring it right down. - Don't bother. 749 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:38,973 I'll come up and get it. I like to know my tenants. 750 00:48:39,049 --> 00:48:41,449 - Can't. She's sick. - What's wrong with her? 751 00:48:41,518 --> 00:48:44,351 - Nothing catching, is it? - It's her nervous system. 752 00:48:44,421 --> 00:48:47,879 It's all fouled up. She can't stand visitors. 753 00:48:51,762 --> 00:48:53,457 Iggy. 754 00:48:57,334 --> 00:48:59,962 - We gotta leave, gotta get out of here. - What for? 755 00:49:00,037 --> 00:49:02,437 The old battle-ax knows we got a dame up here. 756 00:49:02,506 --> 00:49:05,407 She heard her talking. I told her it was your mother. 757 00:49:05,475 --> 00:49:07,409 Why didn't you tell her it was the TV? 758 00:49:07,477 --> 00:49:11,311 I told you a million times, the TV. 759 00:49:11,381 --> 00:49:14,350 - I gotta talk to you. Private. - Why private? 760 00:49:14,418 --> 00:49:18,320 - We got no secrets from Moms. - Come on, will you? Please. 761 00:49:18,388 --> 00:49:20,754 All right, all right. 762 00:49:20,824 --> 00:49:23,019 Go in the kitchen and get a glass of water. 763 00:49:23,093 --> 00:49:25,254 And stand by the sink, where I can see you. 764 00:49:25,329 --> 00:49:27,729 Okay, fill me in. 765 00:49:27,798 --> 00:49:30,062 Well, I found a place. 766 00:49:30,133 --> 00:49:31,657 Where? 767 00:49:31,735 --> 00:49:35,364 I got a big bin I spotted in an alley two blocks away. 768 00:49:35,439 --> 00:49:37,498 Back of a store, where they dump trash. 769 00:49:37,574 --> 00:49:39,804 Not so good. It's too close. 770 00:49:40,811 --> 00:49:44,645 Anyway, I don't like bodies. They always turn up at the wrong times. 771 00:49:44,715 --> 00:49:48,674 We gotta unload her. The lady downstairs is gonna start nosing around. 772 00:49:48,752 --> 00:49:51,687 [Dan] I say we got it made, just as long as we sit tight. 773 00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:55,213 - [Iggy] I say we make a move. - [Dan] We sweat it out right here. 774 00:49:55,292 --> 00:49:57,419 Listen, Dan... 775 00:49:57,494 --> 00:50:00,395 ...anything else I play it your way, right? 776 00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:03,331 - Just one condition. - Who says you make conditions? 777 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,233 - Just one. - Such as? 778 00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:07,964 She goes. 779 00:50:09,106 --> 00:50:12,906 All right. But not until later. 780 00:50:12,976 --> 00:50:15,308 And not in the trash bin. 781 00:50:15,379 --> 00:50:18,837 See if you can't lose the car somewhere, get her out of the city. 782 00:50:19,750 --> 00:50:22,844 [Kelso] You sure your sister won't mind us using her room? 783 00:50:22,919 --> 00:50:25,410 No, not a bit. I told you, she'd be happy to help. 784 00:50:25,489 --> 00:50:26,922 Good. 785 00:50:35,298 --> 00:50:37,459 Spires, this is Control. Do you read me? 786 00:50:37,534 --> 00:50:39,729 Sweet and clear. You reading me? 787 00:50:39,803 --> 00:50:42,670 Affirmative. Excuse me. What's your exact position? 788 00:50:42,739 --> 00:50:46,675 In the alley, about 30 feet from the Randall back gate. 789 00:50:46,743 --> 00:50:50,338 You're the only one who can see the informant when he hits the alley. 790 00:50:50,414 --> 00:50:54,407 Let me know which way he turns. Cahill, what's your field of vision? 791 00:50:54,484 --> 00:50:57,749 West of Whittier, east of the bend in Wetherby Drive. 792 00:50:57,821 --> 00:51:02,019 - Stand by. About three minutes to go. - You're young to be doing this work. 793 00:51:02,092 --> 00:51:05,391 - I mean, it's terribly responsible. - I'm really not that... 794 00:51:05,462 --> 00:51:07,930 ...not that young. Kelly, are you settled in? 795 00:51:07,998 --> 00:51:12,367 Affirmative. South side of Maple, 50 feet from the junction with Wetherby. 796 00:51:12,436 --> 00:51:13,698 Got it. 797 00:51:16,373 --> 00:51:19,240 You're very athletic looking. Do you surf? 798 00:51:19,309 --> 00:51:21,573 Uh, no, not anymore. 799 00:51:21,645 --> 00:51:24,546 My legs always looked ridiculous in those shorts. 800 00:51:24,614 --> 00:51:27,014 Besides, I was scared to death half the time. 801 00:51:27,084 --> 00:51:28,278 I don't believe that. 802 00:51:28,351 --> 00:51:32,151 Look at the brave, wonderful things you FBI people do in your job. 803 00:51:32,222 --> 00:51:34,417 Maybe we could chat some other time, huh? 804 00:51:34,491 --> 00:51:38,655 As you very properly pointed out today, a woman's life may depend on what we do. 805 00:51:38,728 --> 00:51:41,390 I'm sorry. Do you want me to leave? 806 00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:43,831 Maybe that would be best, yes. 807 00:51:43,900 --> 00:51:45,834 Oh, all right. 808 00:51:48,238 --> 00:51:52,504 I only thought if DC happened to wake up and find a strange man in the bedroom... 809 00:51:54,111 --> 00:51:56,409 I just don't know how he's gonna take it. 810 00:51:56,980 --> 00:51:59,107 Uh, you've got a point there. 811 00:52:00,317 --> 00:52:03,775 - Graham, are you settled in? - Opposite the west end of the alley. 812 00:52:03,854 --> 00:52:06,322 If the informant goes west, you've got him. 813 00:52:06,389 --> 00:52:09,825 If he goes the other way, stand by. I'll give you a new position. 814 00:52:10,894 --> 00:52:13,226 - Who's the square red one? - The informant. 815 00:52:13,296 --> 00:52:15,287 - The informant? - Yeah. 816 00:52:15,365 --> 00:52:17,765 Oh, DC. Oh. 817 00:52:17,834 --> 00:52:20,667 Say, are you sure he always goes out at 9:00? 818 00:52:20,737 --> 00:52:22,398 Oh, yes. 819 00:52:22,472 --> 00:52:25,464 Unless, of course, it's one of his contrary nights. 820 00:52:40,257 --> 00:52:41,986 [Snoring] 821 00:52:52,402 --> 00:52:54,199 [Chiming] 822 00:52:59,309 --> 00:53:01,743 All agents now stand by. 823 00:53:05,148 --> 00:53:07,878 - For goodness sake, act casual. - What? 824 00:53:07,951 --> 00:53:11,409 Don't let him suspect anything's going on. 825 00:53:12,055 --> 00:53:14,046 Oh, oh. 826 00:53:15,625 --> 00:53:17,991 Nice kitty cat. 827 00:53:18,061 --> 00:53:20,495 [Kelso] Good old kitty cat. 828 00:53:20,564 --> 00:53:23,829 [Chuckling] You can save the hypocrisy. 829 00:53:23,900 --> 00:53:27,336 - He knows you don't like him. - Oh. 830 00:53:51,394 --> 00:53:53,726 [Chirping] 831 00:54:05,575 --> 00:54:09,306 You're all tensed up. He's getting the idea something's wrong. 832 00:54:09,379 --> 00:54:11,847 Can't you act casual? 833 00:54:14,384 --> 00:54:17,319 Well, certainly nice weather we're having, isn't it? 834 00:54:17,387 --> 00:54:20,015 And there's a bit of a wind coming up from the east. 835 00:54:20,090 --> 00:54:23,116 [Whispering] That's terrible. Can't you do any better? 836 00:54:23,193 --> 00:54:26,492 - Well... - And be careful what you say. 837 00:54:28,164 --> 00:54:29,825 [Meowing] 838 00:54:30,767 --> 00:54:33,964 He can't understand what I'm saying, can he? 839 00:54:34,037 --> 00:54:37,268 Not everything, of course. He's just a cat. 840 00:54:37,340 --> 00:54:39,604 But mostly everything. 841 00:54:45,382 --> 00:54:48,180 I told you before, let my stuff alone. 842 00:54:50,453 --> 00:54:52,944 And come on in the house, snoopy. 843 00:54:55,225 --> 00:54:57,819 - I thought he's supposed to go out. - Shh. 844 00:55:23,920 --> 00:55:25,285 Spires, he's on his way. 845 00:55:32,595 --> 00:55:34,654 I have the informant in sight. 846 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:38,634 He's turning west on the alley, toward Whittier Drive. 847 00:55:38,702 --> 00:55:42,331 Graham, he's coming your way. Can you pick him up? 848 00:55:45,075 --> 00:55:46,702 I've got him. 849 00:55:50,246 --> 00:55:53,340 He's in the backyard of the next-to-last house on Maple. 850 00:55:53,416 --> 00:55:54,849 I'm going to investigate. 851 00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:00,917 Spires and Cahill, the informant is moving north. 852 00:56:00,990 --> 00:56:02,719 Stand by for new positions. 853 00:56:07,030 --> 00:56:09,863 He's looking up at the side windows of the house. 854 00:56:09,933 --> 00:56:11,798 - Who lives here? - The Hendersons. 855 00:56:11,868 --> 00:56:15,360 - They moved in last winter. - Forget it. He's moving to the street. 856 00:56:15,438 --> 00:56:18,737 Kelly, next-to-last house on Maple, informant coming through. 857 00:56:18,808 --> 00:56:21,504 I make him, Control. He's on Maple Street, 858 00:56:21,578 --> 00:56:23,739 bearing toward the business area. 859 00:56:24,647 --> 00:56:27,810 All right, Kelly, leave the car and follow on foot. 860 00:56:27,884 --> 00:56:31,183 Spires, move to the junction of Whittier and College. 861 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:35,247 [Agent] The informant is approaching the junction of Whittier and State. 862 00:56:36,593 --> 00:56:40,825 Okay, Graham, move to Seventh and State. 863 00:56:40,897 --> 00:56:42,660 Junction Seventh and State. 864 00:56:42,732 --> 00:56:45,633 The informant has now turned west onto State Street. 865 00:56:46,903 --> 00:56:50,566 Cahill, move to Eighth Street, about a half block south of Main. 866 00:56:50,640 --> 00:56:54,667 The informant is moving down the alley leading from State Street to Main. 867 00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:18,593 The informant is stopped on Main Street in front of a delicatessen. 868 00:57:18,668 --> 00:57:20,602 That's Mr. Bartel's delicatessen. 869 00:57:20,670 --> 00:57:24,162 DC always hangs around there and it drives Mr. Bartel out of his mind. 870 00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:29,307 [Meowing] 871 00:57:29,379 --> 00:57:31,677 Get out of here. 872 00:57:33,383 --> 00:57:36,819 Informant's moving, crossing to the south side of the street. 873 00:57:36,886 --> 00:57:40,322 Stay put for a minute, Kelly. Graham, move to Seventh and Main. 874 00:57:40,390 --> 00:57:42,654 Cahill, had a visual on the informant yet? 875 00:57:42,725 --> 00:57:46,024 Have him, Control. He's approaching my position. 876 00:58:03,213 --> 00:58:07,343 Informant passed my position, proceeding toward the middle of the block. 877 00:58:14,757 --> 00:58:18,659 Informant has gone into the side yard of an apartment building. 878 00:58:18,728 --> 00:58:20,127 Stick with him. 879 00:58:22,932 --> 00:58:26,026 - Does DC know anybody on Eighth? - Who knows? 880 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,034 [Meowing] 881 00:58:37,814 --> 00:58:42,308 He's still in the yard. He's interested in something on the second floor. 882 00:58:42,385 --> 00:58:45,115 [Whistles] Let's start pulling in our perimeter. 883 00:58:45,188 --> 00:58:49,318 Kelly, move down Eighth to the building. Cahill, stay with the informant. 884 00:58:49,392 --> 00:58:52,919 Graham, cut through the backyards and come behind the apartment. 885 00:58:52,996 --> 00:58:55,487 - DC won't be hurt? - I have to ask you to be quiet. 886 00:58:55,565 --> 00:58:59,831 Spires, start your car and move towards the location with your lights off. 887 00:59:03,106 --> 00:59:04,334 [Meowing] 888 00:59:09,445 --> 00:59:11,037 Back away from that window. 889 00:59:11,114 --> 00:59:15,278 Why don't you let her stick her head out the window and yell for help, meathead! 890 00:59:15,351 --> 00:59:16,340 What'd I do? 891 00:59:22,458 --> 00:59:25,154 Hold everything. Informant's on the move again. 892 00:59:25,228 --> 00:59:28,686 He's proceeding north on Eighth Street the way he came in. 893 00:59:28,765 --> 00:59:30,824 Oh, no. 894 00:59:30,900 --> 00:59:34,392 Cahill, stay with the informant. Others return to positions. 895 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:36,529 I thought we had something there. 896 00:59:36,606 --> 00:59:40,406 I love DC, but he can drive you up the wall sometimes. 897 00:59:40,476 --> 00:59:43,775 We didn't expect to find what we were after on the first pop. 898 00:59:43,846 --> 00:59:46,178 Good, DC makes a scene all over town. 899 00:59:46,249 --> 00:59:48,513 - He must have dozens of stops. - Dozens? 900 00:59:48,585 --> 00:59:51,554 - [Cahill] Informant's crossing Main. - Stay with him. 901 00:59:51,621 --> 00:59:55,751 Maybe I shouldn't have said that, but I don't want to see you tense. 902 00:59:55,825 --> 01:00:00,159 - It can't be good for you. - Excuse me, but I do not get tense. 903 01:00:00,229 --> 01:00:03,790 We are trying not to be emotional. Alert, yes. Tense, no. 904 01:00:03,866 --> 01:00:06,460 Oh, I am relieved. 905 01:00:13,142 --> 01:00:15,975 Ingrid, when you come to dinner at the house, 906 01:00:16,045 --> 01:00:18,536 would you mind wearing something in yellow? 907 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,778 Gregory, I look yuck in yellow. 908 01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:24,911 Do make an effort, dear. It's Mother's favorite color. 909 01:00:51,881 --> 01:00:54,349 Control, I'm getting hot. 910 01:00:55,251 --> 01:00:59,210 - The informant is suspicious. - Try and stay with him to the alley. 911 01:00:59,288 --> 01:01:02,314 - Graham's coming in down there. - Okay. 912 01:01:08,531 --> 01:01:09,998 [Clanking] 913 01:01:37,060 --> 01:01:40,962 Control, the informant has broken off contact. 914 01:01:41,764 --> 01:01:43,391 I've lost him. 915 01:01:43,466 --> 01:01:45,764 All agents, abandon present positions. 916 01:01:45,835 --> 01:01:48,861 Converge on the alley running from Wetherby to Maple... 917 01:01:48,938 --> 01:01:50,303 - Say! - Hi. 918 01:01:50,373 --> 01:01:52,273 - Shh! - What do you mean, "shh"? 919 01:01:52,341 --> 01:01:54,468 - What's going on here? - Quiet, please. 920 01:01:54,544 --> 01:01:57,809 - Report to me when you reach it. - How dare you tell me to be quiet? 921 01:01:57,880 --> 01:02:00,906 - What's this man doing here? - I want you to meet Mr. Kelso, 922 01:02:00,983 --> 01:02:03,383 from the Federal Bureau of Investigations. 923 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:05,853 Please stop chattering, or leave the room. 924 01:02:05,922 --> 01:02:10,484 Listen, mister, where do you get off telling me to leave my room? 925 01:02:10,560 --> 01:02:13,586 I really have to ask you to be quiet, and that goes for... 926 01:02:13,663 --> 01:02:16,291 Hi, there. Cahill, what happened to you? 927 01:02:16,365 --> 01:02:18,833 - What's going on here? - Ingrid, be still. 928 01:02:18,901 --> 01:02:22,200 It's a matter of life and death. I'll explain it to you later. 929 01:02:22,271 --> 01:02:25,570 You'll get Tom Swift and his electric scoreboard out of here, 930 01:02:25,641 --> 01:02:29,042 - or I'll call the police. - Don't call the police about the FBI. 931 01:02:29,112 --> 01:02:32,047 - They won't come. - Approach the alley from the east. 932 01:02:32,115 --> 01:02:34,982 - Rendezvous with Cahill. - I don't know about that. 933 01:02:35,051 --> 01:02:37,178 That makes everything official. 934 01:02:37,253 --> 01:02:40,086 Control, we've reached the rendezvous. All negative. 935 01:02:42,625 --> 01:02:44,320 [Agent] Okay. 936 01:02:46,062 --> 01:02:47,654 [Screeching] 937 01:02:47,730 --> 01:02:48,754 There he is. 938 01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:51,925 - [Cahill] I've got him. - Graham, Kelly, stay behind. 939 01:02:52,001 --> 01:02:54,970 Cahill, Spires, circle ahead. We can't lose him again. 940 01:02:57,974 --> 01:02:59,635 There he goes. 941 01:03:01,544 --> 01:03:03,375 I'm not going to have hysterics. 942 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:08,110 I am going to ask everyone nicely to please leave my room. 943 01:03:08,184 --> 01:03:11,881 - If you'll come out to the hallway... - I'm not going in the hall. 944 01:03:11,954 --> 01:03:15,014 - Graham, where are you? - Not sure. I doubled back so much. 945 01:03:15,091 --> 01:03:17,218 Never mind. Keep the informant in sight. 946 01:03:17,293 --> 01:03:18,658 Bingo. 947 01:03:18,728 --> 01:03:22,289 There he is, moving along a tree branch toward a light frame house. 948 01:03:22,365 --> 01:03:24,162 [Agent] Control, I see him too. 949 01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:27,430 There's a door on the balcony. He's trying to work it open. 950 01:03:27,503 --> 01:03:29,733 - There are people in the room. - How many? 951 01:03:29,806 --> 01:03:31,967 It's hard to tell, I just see shadows. 952 01:03:32,041 --> 01:03:35,169 They're probably armed. Wait for Graham and the others. 953 01:03:35,845 --> 01:03:38,780 I'm moving around to the front, Kelly's behind me. 954 01:03:39,415 --> 01:03:42,475 - They're closing in. - Closing in what? 955 01:03:42,552 --> 01:03:44,577 Spires and I can go in by the balcony. 956 01:03:44,654 --> 01:03:48,317 There won't be any shooting? DC's in the middle of everything. 957 01:03:48,391 --> 01:03:50,450 I hope not. We'll try to surprise them. 958 01:03:50,526 --> 01:03:51,652 Oh, man. 959 01:03:55,531 --> 01:03:58,659 - Front door is unlocked. - Good, use the stairs. 960 01:04:00,336 --> 01:04:02,531 Cahill, Spires, are you in position? 961 01:04:02,605 --> 01:04:04,596 Ready. 962 01:04:04,674 --> 01:04:06,005 Go on in. 963 01:04:07,009 --> 01:04:08,772 [Screaming] 964 01:04:08,845 --> 01:04:12,144 - What's the idea? - The cat came in here. 965 01:04:12,215 --> 01:04:15,048 Are you guys out of your mind? There's no... 966 01:04:15,117 --> 01:04:17,847 [wheezing, sneezing] 967 01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:20,150 What's the matt... Oh! 968 01:04:20,223 --> 01:04:21,884 [Meowing] 969 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:25,985 Oh, you poor darling. Frightened to death. 970 01:04:27,129 --> 01:04:29,654 That... [sneezing] cat! 971 01:04:32,768 --> 01:04:34,531 [Honking] 972 01:04:36,472 --> 01:04:39,964 - Oh, good morning, Mr. Benson. - Good morning, Mrs. MacDougall. 973 01:04:40,042 --> 01:04:43,239 I hope Ingrid is feeling better this morning. 974 01:04:43,312 --> 01:04:48,079 - Better? Is something wrong? - Well, I figured she was sick. 975 01:04:48,150 --> 01:04:50,778 She had the doctor over last night. 976 01:04:50,853 --> 01:04:55,153 Or leastwise, I assume he was the doctor. 977 01:04:55,224 --> 01:04:59,820 Who else would be up there, in her room? 978 01:05:02,565 --> 01:05:03,827 Exactly. 979 01:05:03,900 --> 01:05:07,927 Mrs. MacDougall, exactly what time was this? 980 01:05:08,004 --> 01:05:11,599 Look at the old buzzard. I can imagine what she's telling him. 981 01:05:11,674 --> 01:05:15,610 "Of course it's none of my business, but there were men in Ingrid's room." 982 01:05:15,678 --> 01:05:18,647 You won't tell him they're FBI people? No one must know. 983 01:05:18,714 --> 01:05:22,411 What am I supposed to say? The Kiwanis Club is having fall maneuvers here? 984 01:05:22,485 --> 01:05:25,454 You're a love. I know you won't give everything away. 985 01:05:25,521 --> 01:05:28,490 Remember, Miss Miller's life hangs in the balance. 986 01:05:28,557 --> 01:05:30,616 So does my car pool. 987 01:05:30,693 --> 01:05:34,185 My reputation won't be worth a plug nickel unless you get them out. 988 01:05:34,263 --> 01:05:36,754 We've got to think of Miss Miller and cooperate. 989 01:05:36,832 --> 01:05:40,097 Of course, but the FBI has gotten along all these years 990 01:05:40,169 --> 01:05:42,603 without using my room as a base of operation. 991 01:05:42,672 --> 01:05:46,199 I want Mr. Whoever-He-Is, and his ham radio or whatever-that-is, 992 01:05:46,275 --> 01:05:49,802 out of my room by the time I get home, or I'll become very difficult. 993 01:05:49,879 --> 01:05:51,847 - Is that clear? - Yes, quite. 994 01:05:53,349 --> 01:05:56,011 - Have a nice day. - Good morning, Ingrid. 995 01:05:56,919 --> 01:05:59,945 - How do you feel this morning? - Be careful, Gregory. 996 01:06:00,022 --> 01:06:01,956 Be extremely careful what you say. 997 01:06:02,024 --> 01:06:04,356 I haven't had my coffee, and I'm in no mood 998 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:06,554 for stupid, irresponsible remarks. 999 01:06:06,629 --> 01:06:08,096 Oh. 1000 01:06:15,304 --> 01:06:17,204 - [Knocking] - Come in. 1001 01:06:19,008 --> 01:06:20,532 - Kelso. - Yes, sir. 1002 01:06:20,609 --> 01:06:22,839 I was just looking at your report. 1003 01:06:22,912 --> 01:06:26,109 It probably sounds peculiar on paper. If I might amplify... 1004 01:06:26,182 --> 01:06:30,141 Only thing missing is Chester Conklin and the Max Sennett Bathing Girls. 1005 01:06:30,219 --> 01:06:32,517 That's very good. 1006 01:06:32,588 --> 01:06:34,715 - However, we did learn something. - Oh? 1007 01:06:34,790 --> 01:06:36,724 There are too many men on the detail. 1008 01:06:36,792 --> 01:06:39,625 The informant, that is, the cat, became suspicious. 1009 01:06:39,695 --> 01:06:42,323 I felt that we were crowding him a little too much. 1010 01:06:42,398 --> 01:06:44,889 That's about the same conclusion I reached. 1011 01:06:44,967 --> 01:06:48,061 - I've assigned the men to other work. - I won't need them. 1012 01:06:48,137 --> 01:06:51,595 As a matter of fact, I'm about to forget this whole cat angle. 1013 01:06:51,674 --> 01:06:54,006 You can go back to work on Johnny the Cooch. 1014 01:06:54,076 --> 01:06:58,308 As you know, I never wanted to be involved in this cat thing. 1015 01:06:58,381 --> 01:07:01,248 However, I would like to try one more time by myself. 1016 01:07:02,785 --> 01:07:06,380 How, single-handed and at night, are you gonna follow this animal? 1017 01:07:06,455 --> 01:07:09,390 - I'll use a small transmitter. - A trans... 1018 01:07:09,458 --> 01:07:11,653 - You wanna bug the cat? - That's right. 1019 01:07:13,996 --> 01:07:16,464 Okay, one more night. One. No more. 1020 01:07:16,532 --> 01:07:19,160 - Thank you, sir. - And don't try to be a hero. 1021 01:07:19,235 --> 01:07:22,261 - If you turn up anything, bring us in. - Absolutely, sir. 1022 01:07:25,174 --> 01:07:27,768 - I sure appreciate your help. - It's all right. 1023 01:07:27,843 --> 01:07:30,243 Our parents are away, so I can use their room. 1024 01:07:30,312 --> 01:07:33,839 Don't worry about your reputation. When it's over, we can explain 1025 01:07:33,916 --> 01:07:36,578 - what the men were doing in your room. - Thanks. 1026 01:07:36,652 --> 01:07:40,679 Then we'll restore your image as a nice, quiet, respectful girl, 1027 01:07:40,756 --> 01:07:44,192 - who wouldn't get involved with men. - Oh, please, dear. 1028 01:07:44,260 --> 01:07:47,991 I don't mind being respectable, but I don't want to be a cold potato. 1029 01:07:48,064 --> 01:07:51,056 I don't think there's danger of that, do you, Mr. Kelso? 1030 01:07:51,801 --> 01:07:55,328 - No, I hardly think so. - Thanks. 1031 01:07:55,404 --> 01:07:58,339 The collar's ready. 1032 01:07:58,407 --> 01:08:01,899 - Shall I slip it on the informant? - Oh, yes, please. 1033 01:08:01,977 --> 01:08:04,445 You'd never guess, would you? That's the bug. 1034 01:08:04,513 --> 01:08:06,572 - Bug? - Microphone. 1035 01:08:06,649 --> 01:08:09,880 And look, here's a miniature transmitting set. 1036 01:08:09,952 --> 01:08:11,943 Sweet, isn't it? 1037 01:08:13,189 --> 01:08:16,920 Wherever DC goes, Mr. Kelso can hear everything around him. 1038 01:08:16,992 --> 01:08:20,257 Conversation, music, footsteps, anything. 1039 01:08:20,329 --> 01:08:23,321 But suppose DC simply shakes him off his trail? 1040 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:25,731 He did last night, didn't he? 1041 01:08:25,801 --> 01:08:29,032 Impossible. That's where the direction finder goes to work. 1042 01:08:29,105 --> 01:08:32,233 - Hey, be careful with that thing. - Absolutely. 1043 01:08:32,308 --> 01:08:36,870 DC has a built-in beeper in his collar, which sends out signals. 1044 01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,574 And the signals are picked up on this. 1045 01:08:39,648 --> 01:08:44,210 Just by turning it, Mr. Kelso can tell by that needle exactly where DC is. 1046 01:08:44,286 --> 01:08:47,084 - Oh, come on, Patti. - I'll prove it to you. 1047 01:08:48,390 --> 01:08:52,326 Look, I'll borrow the spare collar and hide you somewhere in the house, 1048 01:08:54,497 --> 01:08:58,058 - and we'll get Mr. Kelso to find you. - Don't be ridiculous. 1049 01:08:58,134 --> 01:09:00,261 I've got things to do, and I'm sure... 1050 01:09:00,336 --> 01:09:03,032 Don't you want to see how they spend your tax money? 1051 01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:05,596 You don't want him to think you're stuffy. 1052 01:09:05,674 --> 01:09:08,700 I couldn't care less whether he thinks I'm stuffy or not. 1053 01:09:08,777 --> 01:09:11,302 Go in there, it'll be fun. Here's the collar. 1054 01:09:11,380 --> 01:09:14,838 - Hey, this lock sticks. - No, it works like a charm. 1055 01:09:14,917 --> 01:09:16,407 See? 1056 01:09:21,056 --> 01:09:23,820 - Okay, Ingrid's all ready. - Good. 1057 01:09:24,593 --> 01:09:26,561 - Ready for what? - [Knocking] 1058 01:09:26,629 --> 01:09:28,426 Oh, Canoe. 1059 01:09:28,497 --> 01:09:32,433 - I promised I'd go to the drive-in. - It's almost 9:00. 1060 01:09:32,501 --> 01:09:35,664 - Can you get rid of him? - Yes, I'll do the Camille bit again. 1061 01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,097 - Is he liable to keep hanging around? - Possible. 1062 01:09:39,175 --> 01:09:42,542 - He's sweet, but flypaper. - Hey, keep your date with him. 1063 01:09:42,611 --> 01:09:44,340 Get him out of the neighborhood. 1064 01:09:44,413 --> 01:09:47,678 This is my last chance. I can't risk gumming it up. 1065 01:09:47,750 --> 01:09:49,240 I wanted to help. 1066 01:09:50,186 --> 01:09:53,155 This will help me. Now, please... 1067 01:09:53,222 --> 01:09:54,951 And, uh, hurry. 1068 01:09:55,024 --> 01:09:58,255 - All right. - [Knocking] 1069 01:10:02,865 --> 01:10:04,355 [Grunts] 1070 01:10:05,734 --> 01:10:07,998 - I'm ready. Let's go. - What's your hurry? 1071 01:10:08,070 --> 01:10:10,971 - I was gonna make a sandwich. - Are you out of your mind? 1072 01:10:11,040 --> 01:10:13,508 Do you want to miss Night of the Surfer, 1073 01:10:13,576 --> 01:10:16,568 starring Git Gladsby, "King of the Roaring Surf"? 1074 01:10:16,645 --> 01:10:19,512 - I thought they made you seasick. - Of course. 1075 01:10:19,582 --> 01:10:21,277 Don't they everybody? 1076 01:10:24,186 --> 01:10:26,552 Mr. Kelso, if you don't mind... 1077 01:10:26,622 --> 01:10:30,422 ...let's get going. - It's not 9:00 yet. 1078 01:10:35,097 --> 01:10:37,497 Say that again. 1079 01:10:37,566 --> 01:10:39,932 [Ingrid] Let's get going. 1080 01:10:43,105 --> 01:10:45,164 Now, wait a minute. 1081 01:10:45,241 --> 01:10:49,041 Let's just try and pull ourselves together here a minute. 1082 01:10:49,111 --> 01:10:52,171 [Ingrid] Patti, you little wretch. Let me out of here. 1083 01:10:53,782 --> 01:10:55,306 Oh. 1084 01:10:57,253 --> 01:10:58,277 Hey. 1085 01:11:04,126 --> 01:11:07,152 - [Pounding] Patti! Let me out of here! - I'll get you out. 1086 01:11:07,229 --> 01:11:10,130 - Patti's gone to the movies. - Gone to the movies! 1087 01:11:10,199 --> 01:11:12,064 Something seems to be stuck here. 1088 01:11:12,134 --> 01:11:14,364 Well, open it. There's no air. 1089 01:11:14,436 --> 01:11:19,135 - I'm suffocating! - I'll go get a screwdriver. 1090 01:11:19,808 --> 01:11:22,470 [Ingrid] I'm suffocating! Let me out of here! 1091 01:11:24,179 --> 01:11:27,774 I'm sorry, but the cat's going out. I've got to follow it. 1092 01:11:27,850 --> 01:11:31,013 [Ingrid] Don't you dare follow that cat! Get me out of here. 1093 01:11:31,086 --> 01:11:32,986 [Pounding] 1094 01:11:33,055 --> 01:11:34,522 There's no air! 1095 01:11:35,024 --> 01:11:38,357 I'll be back just as soon as I can. Probably just an hour or two. 1096 01:11:39,028 --> 01:11:41,963 Lie down on the floor. There's usually more air there. 1097 01:11:42,031 --> 01:11:43,760 I'm gonna scream. 1098 01:11:43,832 --> 01:11:46,460 Worst thing you can do. Uses up all the air. 1099 01:11:46,535 --> 01:11:48,628 [Screaming] 1100 01:11:48,704 --> 01:11:50,968 I distinctly heard a woman scream. 1101 01:11:51,040 --> 01:11:54,840 Right, and if you don't keep away from that door, you'll hear another. 1102 01:12:09,124 --> 01:12:10,557 Okay, push. 1103 01:12:14,496 --> 01:12:18,159 I'd have that latch fixed, especially if you go in there a lot. 1104 01:12:18,233 --> 01:12:21,464 Excuse me, I've gotta run. I just hope I haven't lost the cat. 1105 01:12:22,004 --> 01:12:24,996 Go ahead and follow that cat. 1106 01:12:25,074 --> 01:12:28,066 When you find him, do me a favor. 1107 01:12:28,143 --> 01:12:30,543 The both of you, just please stay there. 1108 01:12:36,018 --> 01:12:38,077 [Beeping] 1109 01:12:46,562 --> 01:12:47,927 [Loud revving] 1110 01:12:47,996 --> 01:12:49,554 [Moans] 1111 01:12:50,933 --> 01:12:52,195 What? 1112 01:13:12,187 --> 01:13:13,950 [Barking] 1113 01:13:32,107 --> 01:13:34,575 Thank you, sir. Turn off your lights, please. 1114 01:13:34,643 --> 01:13:36,611 Good evening, sir. Enjoy the show. 1115 01:13:38,247 --> 01:13:40,738 Hey! You can't drive in without a car. 1116 01:13:40,816 --> 01:13:42,443 Come on. 1117 01:13:48,857 --> 01:13:51,382 [Meowing] 1118 01:13:56,365 --> 01:13:58,959 Lost something, mister? Your car, perhaps? 1119 01:13:59,034 --> 01:14:01,730 - What's that in your hand? - It's a litter meter. 1120 01:14:01,804 --> 01:14:03,738 Measures litter in public places. 1121 01:14:03,806 --> 01:14:06,502 - What business is it of yours? - Health inspector. 1122 01:14:06,575 --> 01:14:10,477 Boy, this place is a mess. Look at that. Pushes the needle off the scale. 1123 01:14:10,546 --> 01:14:12,173 I'll bet you got a lot of mice. 1124 01:14:12,247 --> 01:14:15,546 Sir, a mouse is no more permitted here than a man without a car. 1125 01:14:15,617 --> 01:14:18,017 Then how do you account for all these cats? 1126 01:14:19,254 --> 01:14:20,778 There goes another one. 1127 01:14:20,856 --> 01:14:23,552 - Inspector, where's your badge? - [Honking] 1128 01:14:26,161 --> 01:14:29,324 [Canoe] All I can say is, there's something weird going on. 1129 01:14:29,398 --> 01:14:31,423 [Patti] What do you mean, "weird"? 1130 01:14:31,500 --> 01:14:36,335 Well, like whose car is parked outside your house all the time? 1131 01:14:36,405 --> 01:14:39,806 Will you please stop grilling me and watch the screen? 1132 01:14:39,875 --> 01:14:42,275 [Patti] Look at that one. Isn't he something? 1133 01:14:42,344 --> 01:14:46,371 That's another thing. How come you're interested in surfing pictures? 1134 01:14:46,448 --> 01:14:48,313 I thought they made you seasick. 1135 01:14:48,383 --> 01:14:51,011 If you ask me, you're the one who's weird lately. 1136 01:14:51,687 --> 01:14:53,951 You always used to be so sweet. 1137 01:14:54,022 --> 01:14:57,890 I don't know what's happening. I'm all churned up inside. 1138 01:14:58,527 --> 01:15:01,087 Tell you what. Why don't you go to the snack stand 1139 01:15:01,163 --> 01:15:03,927 and get yourself a pizza to settle your stomach. 1140 01:15:03,999 --> 01:15:05,967 I don't feel like a pizza. 1141 01:15:06,034 --> 01:15:08,969 For Pete's sake, stop grumbling and watch the movie! 1142 01:15:09,037 --> 01:15:12,234 Oh, all these surfing pictures look alike. 1143 01:15:43,505 --> 01:15:45,268 - DC! - Hmm? 1144 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:49,234 Oh, DC, what are you doing here? 1145 01:15:49,311 --> 01:15:53,042 - You should be out prowling. - What are you getting hysterical about? 1146 01:15:53,115 --> 01:15:55,583 - If he wants to stay, let him stay. - I will not. 1147 01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:58,518 You know what you're supposed to do. Now get with it. 1148 01:15:59,054 --> 01:16:01,147 Make the scene. 1149 01:16:01,223 --> 01:16:02,713 Take off. 1150 01:16:04,893 --> 01:16:06,485 [Coughing] 1151 01:16:08,830 --> 01:16:10,388 Does my smoking bother you? 1152 01:16:10,999 --> 01:16:14,730 [Patti] I love the smell of tobacco, it's the fumes from the matches. 1153 01:16:14,803 --> 01:16:18,899 - Can't you keep it lit? - All right, forget it. 1154 01:16:22,244 --> 01:16:26,510 I'm sorry. I guess neither of us are in a very good mood tonight. 1155 01:16:27,282 --> 01:16:29,341 You can say that again. 1156 01:16:32,688 --> 01:16:36,089 Why don't we just settle down and watch this fascinating movie? 1157 01:16:58,880 --> 01:17:01,872 [Many cars honking] 1158 01:17:08,991 --> 01:17:11,960 It's DC. What on earth's he doing there? 1159 01:17:12,394 --> 01:17:15,022 [Honking continues] 1160 01:17:17,566 --> 01:17:20,262 What are you... Don't do that. You'll disturb him. 1161 01:17:20,335 --> 01:17:22,633 - What do you think he's doing? - I'm sorry. 1162 01:17:22,704 --> 01:17:25,696 - You're not gonna upset that cat. - Get that cat down. 1163 01:17:25,774 --> 01:17:27,605 Burton, you stay right here. 1164 01:17:27,676 --> 01:17:30,440 Burton, keep your paws off of that cat. 1165 01:17:30,512 --> 01:17:32,343 [Honking continues] 1166 01:18:08,250 --> 01:18:09,683 Excuse me. 1167 01:18:12,521 --> 01:18:14,386 [Crashing] 1168 01:18:26,134 --> 01:18:28,034 Well, that was a fun picture. 1169 01:18:28,103 --> 01:18:30,765 - Take me home now, Canoe. - Home? 1170 01:18:30,839 --> 01:18:32,898 Haven't you seen enough of this thing? 1171 01:18:32,974 --> 01:18:35,602 I thought you liked it. It isn't halfway through. 1172 01:18:35,677 --> 01:18:37,770 Oh, please, Canoe. 1173 01:18:37,846 --> 01:18:41,612 You know, sometimes you're not the easiest person to get along with. 1174 01:19:04,806 --> 01:19:06,967 [Birds cooing] 1175 01:19:14,316 --> 01:19:17,251 That, uh, car's still here, I see. 1176 01:19:17,319 --> 01:19:20,948 Don't start that again. Good night, and thank you for the movie. 1177 01:19:21,022 --> 01:19:24,958 - I suppose I'm not coming in, huh? - Correct, and good night. 1178 01:19:25,026 --> 01:19:28,257 I warn you, sometime you're gonna push me too far. 1179 01:19:28,330 --> 01:19:30,457 I demand to know what's going on here. 1180 01:19:30,532 --> 01:19:33,228 Oh, don't be such a drag. Go home. 1181 01:19:33,301 --> 01:19:35,496 Well, you don't have to go away mad. 1182 01:19:35,570 --> 01:19:37,265 [Door slamming] 1183 01:20:09,571 --> 01:20:12,699 All right, let's go back to beddy-by. 1184 01:20:12,774 --> 01:20:15,641 Who, may I ask, put that table there? 1185 01:20:15,710 --> 01:20:17,940 I haven't the faintest idea. 1186 01:20:26,588 --> 01:20:29,022 - Which way did he go? - [Gasping] 1187 01:20:32,394 --> 01:20:35,693 Don't answer the door. Someone's shooting someone outside. 1188 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:40,258 I know it's DC. They've shot him and are bringing back his lifeless body. 1189 01:20:40,335 --> 01:20:42,963 - [Screaming] - DC's all right. They missed him. 1190 01:20:43,038 --> 01:20:46,064 - You're lying. He's hurt. - Hold it down. I gotta call in. 1191 01:20:46,141 --> 01:20:48,268 I had a feeling he'd blow this case open. 1192 01:20:48,343 --> 01:20:52,473 - The robbers are in this neighborhood? - I don't want to jump to conclusions, 1193 01:20:52,547 --> 01:20:57,143 but we stirred up a hornet's nest. Kelso requesting Control. Emergency. 1194 01:20:57,219 --> 01:21:01,622 - [Sneezing] - [Knocking] 1195 01:21:01,690 --> 01:21:06,218 Oh, DC, there you are. Did they hurt you? 1196 01:21:06,294 --> 01:21:09,024 However did you find them? 1197 01:21:09,097 --> 01:21:11,998 I was trailing DC through a yard down the street, 1198 01:21:12,067 --> 01:21:14,831 and he roused up some pigeons, and person unknown 1199 01:21:14,903 --> 01:21:16,632 ripped off a shotgun blast at us. 1200 01:21:16,705 --> 01:21:19,333 - Main Control, go ahead. - Agent Kelso here, sir. 1201 01:21:19,407 --> 01:21:22,706 - I have something worth looking into. - That wasn't robbers. 1202 01:21:22,777 --> 01:21:25,473 That was your nasty Gregory. 1203 01:21:25,547 --> 01:21:27,913 Shooting at DC. 1204 01:21:29,451 --> 01:21:32,545 - Who's Gregory? - He lives down the street. 1205 01:21:32,621 --> 01:21:34,714 - He keeps pigeons. - Go ahead, Kelso. 1206 01:21:37,525 --> 01:21:39,425 - Oh, boy. - Kelso! 1207 01:21:42,264 --> 01:21:45,597 The situation I was just talking about, it just checked out. 1208 01:21:46,401 --> 01:21:47,834 Negative. 1209 01:21:47,903 --> 01:21:49,097 [Loud pounding] 1210 01:21:49,170 --> 01:21:50,899 Step aside, please. Where is he? 1211 01:21:50,972 --> 01:21:53,372 Where do you think you're going? To shoot DC? 1212 01:21:53,441 --> 01:21:56,638 I didn't shoot your rotten little beast, but I should have. 1213 01:21:56,711 --> 01:21:59,373 - Is anything wrong? - There most certainly is. 1214 01:21:59,447 --> 01:22:02,280 You're not going upstairs to murder DC in cold blood. 1215 01:22:02,350 --> 01:22:04,215 I am not after your moronic cat. 1216 01:22:04,286 --> 01:22:06,481 I'm after the man that was following him. 1217 01:22:06,554 --> 01:22:09,284 Yes, a prowler behaving in a very peculiar manner. 1218 01:22:09,357 --> 01:22:11,791 - Why don't we all go talk about it? - Ingrid! 1219 01:22:12,627 --> 01:22:15,187 I am going to go through every inch of this house 1220 01:22:15,263 --> 01:22:19,461 - and make sure he didn't sneak in here. - I've got to break communications. 1221 01:22:21,336 --> 01:22:24,100 - I hardly think that's necessary. - Nevertheless, 1222 01:22:24,706 --> 01:22:27,231 I am going up. 1223 01:22:27,309 --> 01:22:30,210 [Gregory] After all, there's just you two girls here, 1224 01:22:30,278 --> 01:22:32,906 and I would never forgive myself if I woke up 1225 01:22:32,981 --> 01:22:35,643 and found one of you had been murdered. 1226 01:22:36,251 --> 01:22:38,446 You've got nerve, bursting into my room. 1227 01:22:38,520 --> 01:22:40,886 [Gregory] Now, Ingrid, I want you to believe 1228 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:43,652 that my paramount thought is for your safety. 1229 01:22:43,725 --> 01:22:47,320 [Patti] We're perfectly safe. There's no prowler here. 1230 01:22:47,395 --> 01:22:49,693 [Gregory] I am not a man for half-measures. 1231 01:22:49,764 --> 01:22:53,427 I shall not be content until I have searched every inch of this house. 1232 01:22:53,501 --> 01:22:57,198 Gregory Benson, I will not have you tramping around my room this way. 1233 01:22:57,272 --> 01:23:00,833 And put down that ridiculous thing before you shoot somebody. 1234 01:23:00,909 --> 01:23:04,936 Let me assure you, I am familiar with the handling of this firearm. 1235 01:23:05,013 --> 01:23:06,503 [Ingrid] I'm warning you, 1236 01:23:06,581 --> 01:23:10,677 if you don't get out this instant, this very instant... 1237 01:23:10,752 --> 01:23:13,186 [Gregory] I have no intention of leaving... 1238 01:23:13,254 --> 01:23:14,619 [meowing] 1239 01:23:16,958 --> 01:23:19,552 Excuse me. The wiring seems okay, Miss Randall. 1240 01:23:19,627 --> 01:23:21,959 - Wiring? - Yes, but don't hesitate to call. 1241 01:23:22,030 --> 01:23:24,692 - No, thank you. - Just a minute. Now you just wait! 1242 01:23:27,669 --> 01:23:32,663 I hope you don't think I am goof enough to believe that ridiculous story 1243 01:23:32,741 --> 01:23:35,301 about you being in that closet to fix that wiring. 1244 01:23:35,377 --> 01:23:36,901 - If I may... - Because... 1245 01:23:38,146 --> 01:23:42,014 ...if you think I think that, you have another think coming. 1246 01:23:42,083 --> 01:23:46,452 Miss Randall, I'm afraid we'll have to take him into our confidence. 1247 01:23:46,521 --> 01:23:48,853 You will take me into nothing. 1248 01:23:48,923 --> 01:23:52,290 - I want nothing to do with you. - I'm certain when you hear... 1249 01:23:52,360 --> 01:23:57,593 I have borne witness to all the circumstances I care for one evening. 1250 01:23:57,665 --> 01:24:00,691 How come he knows your name? 1251 01:24:00,769 --> 01:24:03,670 Is he one of the men Mrs. MacDougall was talking about? 1252 01:24:03,738 --> 01:24:06,366 I couldn't say. Who do you think he is? 1253 01:24:06,975 --> 01:24:09,466 I shudder to think. 1254 01:24:09,544 --> 01:24:11,569 I really do. 1255 01:24:11,646 --> 01:24:16,015 I can say, it does open up a fascinating area for conjecture. 1256 01:24:16,084 --> 01:24:19,076 Oh, don't be such a complete floop, Gregory. 1257 01:24:19,154 --> 01:24:21,349 This is all perfectly easy to explain. 1258 01:24:21,423 --> 01:24:23,914 Don't say another word, or I'll slap your face. 1259 01:24:23,992 --> 01:24:27,086 - We're explaining nothing to him. - Well. 1260 01:24:27,162 --> 01:24:31,258 I hope you realize that Mother is going to take this all very badly. 1261 01:24:31,332 --> 01:24:34,597 - Doesn't she usually? - Ingrid. 1262 01:24:34,669 --> 01:24:37,695 There's no reason for you to cast a slur upon my mother. 1263 01:24:37,772 --> 01:24:41,071 At least she, after all, is an innocent party. 1264 01:24:41,509 --> 01:24:43,409 Yeah. Good night. 1265 01:24:44,479 --> 01:24:47,039 Oh, and just one more thing. 1266 01:24:47,115 --> 01:24:49,777 I suggest you find yourself another car pool. 1267 01:25:12,474 --> 01:25:14,806 Well, goodbye, Gregory. 1268 01:25:15,443 --> 01:25:18,139 Oh, Inky, I'm sorry. It was all my fault. 1269 01:25:18,213 --> 01:25:20,477 It's all for the best, I suppose. 1270 01:25:22,784 --> 01:25:26,276 Um, well, goodbye and thanks very much for your cooperation. 1271 01:25:26,354 --> 01:25:29,619 - Goodbye? - I've been assigned to a new lead. 1272 01:25:29,691 --> 01:25:32,159 I've got orders to wrap up the operation here. 1273 01:25:32,227 --> 01:25:33,854 Why? 1274 01:25:33,928 --> 01:25:38,228 Well, my boss thinks we're not getting anywhere with our cat surveillance. 1275 01:25:38,299 --> 01:25:40,767 I haven't come up with a shred of evidence 1276 01:25:40,835 --> 01:25:42,928 to connect the cat with the criminals. 1277 01:25:43,004 --> 01:25:45,438 But what about Miss Miller's watch? 1278 01:25:45,507 --> 01:25:48,601 The office just completed their report on all the jewelers 1279 01:25:48,676 --> 01:25:50,667 and watch repair people in this area. 1280 01:25:50,745 --> 01:25:53,839 Nothing turned up to indicate it belonged to Miller. 1281 01:25:53,915 --> 01:25:56,076 But it does. You know it does. 1282 01:25:56,151 --> 01:26:00,349 I don't know. It's a theory and without evidence, we can't waste time. 1283 01:26:00,421 --> 01:26:04,482 Oh, I think that's horrible. What about Miss Miller? Hmm? 1284 01:26:04,559 --> 01:26:07,653 You're gonna abandon her to the mercy of those criminals? 1285 01:26:07,729 --> 01:26:12,223 That's enough. Patti tends to over dramatize things. 1286 01:26:12,300 --> 01:26:17,260 What's worse, she has this diabolical knack of getting everybody involved. 1287 01:26:17,338 --> 01:26:20,899 No, it was a good idea, in a way. 1288 01:26:20,975 --> 01:26:23,773 We had to be sure. So long, Patti. 1289 01:26:24,612 --> 01:26:26,739 Goodbye. Oh, I'm sorry. 1290 01:26:26,814 --> 01:26:28,839 - Excuse me. - Sorry. Goodbye, now. 1291 01:26:30,018 --> 01:26:34,114 I don't know what you must think of me. Every time we met, I lost my temper. 1292 01:26:34,189 --> 01:26:36,623 That's all right. We meet all kinds. 1293 01:26:37,492 --> 01:26:39,687 That wasn't what I meant to say. 1294 01:26:39,761 --> 01:26:42,696 - I, um... - It's okay. 1295 01:26:45,066 --> 01:26:47,159 - So long, now. - Bye. 1296 01:26:55,610 --> 01:26:59,512 That fellow has a most attractive way of putting his foot in his mouth. 1297 01:26:59,581 --> 01:27:02,516 - What'd you say his name was? - Zeke Kelso. 1298 01:27:02,584 --> 01:27:05,678 Hmm. Well, no matter. Let's go to bed. 1299 01:27:06,187 --> 01:27:09,714 Tomorrow, if you don't mind, let's get the house back to normal. 1300 01:27:10,725 --> 01:27:12,352 Whatever you say. 1301 01:27:14,596 --> 01:27:16,860 More evidence. 1302 01:27:16,931 --> 01:27:18,899 That's what they want, is it? 1303 01:27:22,270 --> 01:27:24,397 Hey! Get out of it. 1304 01:28:18,793 --> 01:28:21,125 - No! No, no, no, no! - Why? 1305 01:28:21,195 --> 01:28:23,425 I wouldn't hear of it, absolutely not. 1306 01:28:23,498 --> 01:28:25,557 And besides, it's none of my business. 1307 01:28:25,633 --> 01:28:28,033 - That's all. - Of course it's your business. 1308 01:28:28,102 --> 01:28:30,036 That's ridiculous. 1309 01:28:30,104 --> 01:28:33,096 We can and we must save Miss Miller. 1310 01:28:33,174 --> 01:28:35,233 - No, I'm no hero. - Oh. 1311 01:28:35,310 --> 01:28:37,540 Look at me. Do I look like Elliot Ness? 1312 01:28:37,612 --> 01:28:39,773 - No. - That's the thing. I'm not a hero. 1313 01:28:39,847 --> 01:28:43,146 I wanna tell you, not only will I not get mixed up in this thing, 1314 01:28:43,217 --> 01:28:46,345 I'm extremely disinterested in the whole thing. 1315 01:28:46,421 --> 01:28:49,549 Don't get excited. Just do me a favor. Leave... 1316 01:28:49,624 --> 01:28:51,251 Please leave me alone. 1317 01:28:51,326 --> 01:28:55,285 - I'm very busy. - Just listen to me for a moment. 1318 01:28:55,363 --> 01:28:58,389 I know you very well, and I know you're a sweet man, 1319 01:28:58,466 --> 01:29:02,266 and you would never forgive yourself if something terrible happened, 1320 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,170 and it could. I can just see the headlines. 1321 01:29:05,239 --> 01:29:08,868 "Mr. Hofstedder. He Could Have Saved Her." 1322 01:29:10,478 --> 01:29:12,708 Would it say that? 1323 01:29:12,780 --> 01:29:14,304 Of course, it would. 1324 01:29:14,382 --> 01:29:16,179 Wait a minute, don't get excited. 1325 01:29:16,250 --> 01:29:19,879 You don't have to do a thing, just back me up if I get in trouble. 1326 01:29:19,954 --> 01:29:22,752 - Who are you calling? - It's all right, just the FBI. 1327 01:29:22,824 --> 01:29:24,917 Oh, the FB... The FBI? 1328 01:29:27,462 --> 01:29:31,660 Well, sir, I just hated to give up on this cat angle. 1329 01:29:31,733 --> 01:29:34,896 Zeke, you know as well as I do, we haven't an iota of evidence 1330 01:29:34,969 --> 01:29:37,563 - to connect Miller with that watch. - [Buzzing] 1331 01:29:37,638 --> 01:29:40,732 - Yes? - Emergency call for Agent Kelso. 1332 01:29:40,808 --> 01:29:42,173 Put it through. 1333 01:29:43,478 --> 01:29:44,843 Agent Kelso speaking. 1334 01:29:44,912 --> 01:29:47,676 [With accent] This is Daphne Hofstedder speaking 1335 01:29:47,749 --> 01:29:52,618 of Hofstedder's Jewelry Store, 1833 West Mapleton Avenue. 1336 01:29:53,321 --> 01:29:54,845 Yes, may I help you? 1337 01:29:54,922 --> 01:29:58,824 I heard you were looking for information 1338 01:29:58,893 --> 01:30:01,726 concerning a certain watch. 1339 01:30:01,796 --> 01:30:05,425 - Yes, we are. - Well, a couple of weeks ago, 1340 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:09,937 a woman came into the shop to buy a band for her watch. 1341 01:30:11,205 --> 01:30:14,936 Uh, what was the name? Oh. 1342 01:30:15,009 --> 01:30:18,274 - A Miss Margaret Miller. - Margaret Miller? 1343 01:30:18,346 --> 01:30:21,440 Would you describe this band that you sold to Miss Miller? 1344 01:30:21,516 --> 01:30:24,349 Uh... expandable. 1345 01:30:24,419 --> 01:30:28,116 Uh... it was gold-plated. 1346 01:30:28,189 --> 01:30:30,555 Rather inferior, not expensive. 1347 01:30:31,159 --> 01:30:34,526 - And the watch? - Seventeen jewels, 1348 01:30:34,595 --> 01:30:37,155 rather rectangular-shaped, 1349 01:30:37,231 --> 01:30:42,567 with raised filigree... things on the face. 1350 01:30:42,637 --> 01:30:45,162 Rectangular with raised filigree. 1351 01:30:45,239 --> 01:30:48,265 May I ask why you haven't come forward earlier with this? 1352 01:30:48,342 --> 01:30:53,370 Well, I was away... on my holiday... 1353 01:30:53,448 --> 01:30:55,780 ...to Mexico, on a bus. 1354 01:30:56,384 --> 01:30:58,249 Will you be in town? 1355 01:30:58,319 --> 01:31:03,484 Yes, I will be here anytime you want to talk to me... on the phone. 1356 01:31:03,558 --> 01:31:05,958 Thank you very much for your cooperation. 1357 01:31:06,794 --> 01:31:09,160 Goodbye. That's it, the tie-up. 1358 01:31:09,230 --> 01:31:10,925 - Can I move? - Just a moment. 1359 01:31:11,699 --> 01:31:13,223 - Miss Hargrave? - Yes, sir? 1360 01:31:13,301 --> 01:31:17,465 Would you get me Mr. Hofstedder at 1833 West Mapleton, please? 1361 01:31:17,538 --> 01:31:20,473 - He's a jeweler. - Yes, sir. 1362 01:31:20,541 --> 01:31:22,907 - I don't buy that just yet. - Yes, sir. 1363 01:31:22,977 --> 01:31:25,673 I want to cross-check. Let me see that watch again. 1364 01:31:27,882 --> 01:31:29,816 [Buzzing] 1365 01:31:29,884 --> 01:31:32,148 - Yes? - Mr. Hofstedder on the line, sir. 1366 01:31:32,220 --> 01:31:33,778 Thank you. 1367 01:31:35,823 --> 01:31:37,222 How do you do? 1368 01:31:37,291 --> 01:31:42,024 I'm speaking for Mr. Kelso at 626-0025. 1369 01:31:42,096 --> 01:31:44,621 Did you place a call to this number moments ago? 1370 01:31:47,034 --> 01:31:48,695 [Whispering] It's the FBI. 1371 01:31:53,241 --> 01:31:55,732 Mr. Hofstedder? 1372 01:31:57,745 --> 01:31:59,576 Yes? 1373 01:31:59,647 --> 01:32:01,706 Yes. That was us. 1374 01:32:05,052 --> 01:32:07,612 My niece, from Mexico, you know. 1375 01:32:09,457 --> 01:32:13,052 Oh, the wristband. She... 1376 01:32:14,462 --> 01:32:17,522 She sold it. She's from Mexico. 1377 01:32:18,332 --> 01:32:20,425 No, I'm Mr. Hofstedder. 1378 01:32:21,135 --> 01:32:22,796 My niece sold it. 1379 01:32:22,870 --> 01:32:26,033 Thank you very much. I appreciate the cooperation. 1380 01:32:26,107 --> 01:32:28,098 We won't forget you. Goodbye. 1381 01:32:29,977 --> 01:32:31,877 Okay, that's it. Let's go. 1382 01:32:31,946 --> 01:32:36,076 Oh, thank you, thank you. You are a darling. Thank you. 1383 01:32:39,353 --> 01:32:42,789 I wonder what they meant when they said they wouldn't forget me. 1384 01:32:45,593 --> 01:32:47,754 - [Knocking] - It's me, Iggy. 1385 01:32:52,900 --> 01:32:54,993 - Found a spot. Found a spot. - Cool it. 1386 01:32:56,637 --> 01:32:58,662 Go into the kitchen. We got business. 1387 01:32:58,739 --> 01:33:00,866 Don't kill me. I won't give you away. 1388 01:33:00,942 --> 01:33:03,570 Now, take it easy. This has nothin' to do with you. 1389 01:33:03,644 --> 01:33:05,942 Now, into the kitchen, okay? 1390 01:33:06,013 --> 01:33:07,844 Don't let him do it, Dan. 1391 01:33:07,915 --> 01:33:10,315 You're not a murderer. You're not like he is. 1392 01:33:10,384 --> 01:33:13,751 Hey, wow. Listen to the con woman. 1393 01:33:14,622 --> 01:33:17,853 I... I don't want to die. 1394 01:33:17,925 --> 01:33:19,790 Who said anything about killing? 1395 01:33:19,860 --> 01:33:22,920 Come on, into the kitchen. Come on. 1396 01:33:25,366 --> 01:33:28,028 [Iggy and Dan talking] 1397 01:33:44,485 --> 01:33:47,045 How do I know you won't botch it? 1398 01:33:47,121 --> 01:33:50,454 This ain't amateur night. You happen to be talking to a pro. 1399 01:34:11,312 --> 01:34:14,645 Nice try. Another minute, you'd have had the fire department. 1400 01:34:14,715 --> 01:34:17,240 What did I tell you? You can't trust anybody. 1401 01:34:17,318 --> 01:34:19,445 Sorry, Moms, you can see how it is. 1402 01:34:19,520 --> 01:34:22,148 We can't afford to have you around no longer. 1403 01:34:22,223 --> 01:34:23,451 Come on. 1404 01:34:23,524 --> 01:34:25,788 [Coughing] Wait. 1405 01:34:44,412 --> 01:34:46,846 What goes on in that pea brain of yours? 1406 01:34:49,116 --> 01:34:51,584 I forgot about the loot. Forgot, forgot. 1407 01:34:55,389 --> 01:34:57,050 [Knocking] 1408 01:34:57,658 --> 01:35:00,525 - Who is it? - It's the landlady, Mrs. Tabin. 1409 01:35:00,594 --> 01:35:02,118 Go away, we're busy. 1410 01:35:02,196 --> 01:35:04,027 [Sniffing] 1411 01:35:04,098 --> 01:35:06,293 Is that smoke smell coming out of there? 1412 01:35:06,367 --> 01:35:08,096 No, it ain't, now beat it. 1413 01:35:08,169 --> 01:35:12,037 [Tabin] You open that door! I've got my pass key. 1414 01:35:12,106 --> 01:35:13,971 I'm coming in. 1415 01:35:16,677 --> 01:35:18,201 What's the idea? 1416 01:35:18,279 --> 01:35:22,215 You can't keep me out of here. City ordinance four, section 16. 1417 01:35:22,283 --> 01:35:25,650 We weren't trying to keep you out, just straightening up a bit. 1418 01:35:25,720 --> 01:35:29,816 - Don't like you to see it crumbed up. - That smoke smell is coming from here. 1419 01:35:29,890 --> 01:35:33,792 Those rotten cigars Iggy smokes. Kinda turn your stomach, don't they? 1420 01:35:33,861 --> 01:35:35,795 - Okay, where's the woman? - Who? 1421 01:35:35,863 --> 01:35:39,321 Your old lady. She's sick, ain't she? I brought her soup. 1422 01:35:39,400 --> 01:35:41,459 Now, that's very kind of you. 1423 01:35:42,369 --> 01:35:44,837 - Mmm. Smells good. - Vegetable. 1424 01:35:45,673 --> 01:35:48,107 She's in the bedroom. Too sick to see anyone. 1425 01:35:48,175 --> 01:35:51,406 - She's in rough shape, really bad. - [Under breath] Shut up. 1426 01:35:51,479 --> 01:35:54,175 I can't tell you how much we appreciate you coming. 1427 01:35:54,248 --> 01:35:58,708 Never mind the snow job. There are three people living in this apartment, 1428 01:35:58,786 --> 01:36:01,118 and that'll cost you... 1429 01:36:01,188 --> 01:36:03,122 Twenty bucks! 1430 01:36:04,091 --> 01:36:05,991 That makes us even. 1431 01:36:06,060 --> 01:36:09,894 Goodbye, and don't worry about Mother. She ain't gonna be with us long. 1432 01:36:09,964 --> 01:36:13,195 - You can say that again. - That don't mean you get the 20 back. 1433 01:36:13,267 --> 01:36:16,566 Of course not, Mrs. Tabin. Good night and sleep well. 1434 01:36:17,071 --> 01:36:19,699 You're going to bed as usual right after the news? 1435 01:36:19,774 --> 01:36:21,571 Just hold the noise down up here. 1436 01:36:21,642 --> 01:36:24,338 My sister come for a visit and she don't sleep good. 1437 01:36:24,411 --> 01:36:27,175 - Your sister is staying here? - Right, from Corona. 1438 01:36:27,248 --> 01:36:29,546 She's the prison matron out there. 1439 01:36:33,354 --> 01:36:35,413 Lucky I got that 20 back, right? 1440 01:36:35,489 --> 01:36:39,289 What if that hot serial number turned up in a drug or grocery store? 1441 01:36:40,861 --> 01:36:43,523 Forty thousand pads in this city. 1442 01:36:44,031 --> 01:36:47,000 And you gotta pick one on top of a human radar station! 1443 01:36:47,535 --> 01:36:49,867 She's got a sister that can't sleep nights, 1444 01:36:49,937 --> 01:36:53,338 because she's a head roach at the state birdhouse. Nice? 1445 01:36:53,407 --> 01:36:55,841 Now we got two of them flapping their ears, 1446 01:36:55,910 --> 01:36:58,174 waiting for us to do something stupid. 1447 01:37:08,889 --> 01:37:12,017 Control, Agent Graham in. Our unit in position. 1448 01:37:12,092 --> 01:37:15,323 Graham, you will monitor Agent Kelso's movements. 1449 01:37:15,396 --> 01:37:18,627 But initiate no action until you get the word from me. Clear? 1450 01:37:18,699 --> 01:37:20,428 [Graham] Affirmative. 1451 01:37:20,501 --> 01:37:24,130 Be prepared for the possibility of strong armed resistance. 1452 01:37:24,205 --> 01:37:25,672 All units, now stand by. 1453 01:37:26,540 --> 01:37:29,509 I've got a funny feeling about DC going out tonight. 1454 01:37:30,010 --> 01:37:33,036 Poor thing. Alone and helpless in the middle of all this. 1455 01:37:33,113 --> 01:37:37,209 Pull yourself together. That cat's as helpless as the U.S. Marine Corps. 1456 01:37:37,751 --> 01:37:39,218 [Phone ringing] 1457 01:37:44,458 --> 01:37:46,653 - Hello? - Hi, Patti. 1458 01:37:46,727 --> 01:37:50,493 - Hi, Canoe. - You feel all right? 1459 01:37:50,564 --> 01:37:53,658 - Fine. - Whatcha been doing today? 1460 01:37:53,734 --> 01:37:56,430 Oh, uh, nothing much. 1461 01:37:58,372 --> 01:38:03,036 Funny thing, I happened to be driving by the house a little while ago, 1462 01:38:03,110 --> 01:38:07,376 and you know, that same blue car is still parked out in front. 1463 01:38:08,182 --> 01:38:09,206 Really? 1464 01:38:10,918 --> 01:38:14,820 Well, um, [clears throat] is it all right if I come over for a while? 1465 01:38:14,889 --> 01:38:17,483 No, not tonight. I, uh... 1466 01:38:18,192 --> 01:38:20,854 Oh, I've got this ghastly headache. 1467 01:38:20,928 --> 01:38:24,659 You just said you felt fine a minute ago. 1468 01:38:24,732 --> 01:38:27,530 - Well, I meant fine, - [chiming] 1469 01:38:27,601 --> 01:38:30,661 Considering the condition I'm in. 1470 01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:32,899 Can't you ever understand? 1471 01:38:33,741 --> 01:38:35,732 Would you mind cutting that short? 1472 01:38:35,809 --> 01:38:39,267 Who was... Who was that talking? 1473 01:38:40,781 --> 01:38:43,443 Ingrid. Yes, it was Ingrid. 1474 01:38:43,517 --> 01:38:48,181 She always has this real deep voice when she first comes out of the shower. 1475 01:38:48,255 --> 01:38:50,120 Thanks a lot, dear. 1476 01:38:50,190 --> 01:38:53,785 Okay. You just get yourself a good night's sleep, 1477 01:38:53,861 --> 01:38:56,193 and I'll see you tomorrow. 1478 01:38:56,263 --> 01:38:58,197 Good night, Canoe. 1479 01:39:01,302 --> 01:39:04,863 Okay, dream girl, if that's the way you want to play it. 1480 01:39:11,679 --> 01:39:14,546 [Whispering] How about a push to get him started? 1481 01:39:14,615 --> 01:39:16,606 I'm afraid not, Mr. Newton. 1482 01:39:16,684 --> 01:39:20,142 See, that's the trouble. None of you really understand cats. 1483 01:39:20,220 --> 01:39:22,984 Now, if someone was to go along tonight, 1484 01:39:23,057 --> 01:39:25,025 someone whom he trusts... 1485 01:39:25,092 --> 01:39:27,117 No, Miss Randall. 1486 01:39:27,194 --> 01:39:29,662 But supposing DC loses you again? 1487 01:39:30,431 --> 01:39:32,399 He's really diabolically clever. 1488 01:39:32,466 --> 01:39:34,093 [Kelso] Look. 1489 01:39:47,081 --> 01:39:49,276 - Don't you think I... - [Ingrid] No! 1490 01:39:53,420 --> 01:39:54,944 [Bird tweeting] 1491 01:40:05,699 --> 01:40:08,532 He's on the back porch listening to a bird. 1492 01:40:08,602 --> 01:40:10,092 [Tweeting] 1493 01:40:12,039 --> 01:40:15,008 How I let myself be talked into this... 1494 01:40:15,075 --> 01:40:18,476 I thought Mr. Kelso said you were going to give up the cat theory. 1495 01:40:18,545 --> 01:40:22,037 We were, but a new lead came up today to support it. 1496 01:40:22,116 --> 01:40:25,108 Mr. Hofstedder rang Mr. Kelso about the watch, 1497 01:40:25,185 --> 01:40:27,483 or rather, his niece did. She... 1498 01:40:29,656 --> 01:40:31,749 How did you know about Hofstedder? 1499 01:40:33,060 --> 01:40:36,791 Well, um, his store is only a few blocks away from here, 1500 01:40:36,864 --> 01:40:38,422 and we're very good friends. 1501 01:40:38,499 --> 01:40:40,763 I mean, his niece and I are good friends. 1502 01:40:40,834 --> 01:40:42,927 Did Agent Kelso mention it to you? 1503 01:40:44,805 --> 01:40:49,003 - [Kelso] He's starting to move. - Easy, Zeke. Easy does it. 1504 01:40:49,076 --> 01:40:52,409 Well, as long as you won't be needing me... 1505 01:41:43,997 --> 01:41:46,465 - Where are you going? - None of your business. 1506 01:41:46,533 --> 01:41:48,728 I'm happy to get you out of the house, 1507 01:41:48,802 --> 01:41:52,829 - but what do you think you're doing? - There's something fishy next door, 1508 01:41:52,906 --> 01:41:55,500 and I won't close my eyes to it like you do. 1509 01:41:55,576 --> 01:41:58,636 I won't be an ostrich and bury my head in the sand. 1510 01:41:58,712 --> 01:42:01,681 Why don't you try it? It might improve your appearance. 1511 01:42:01,748 --> 01:42:03,909 I know my duty. 1512 01:42:03,984 --> 01:42:05,975 Good luck, old woman. 1513 01:42:06,053 --> 01:42:09,614 I always say, if you got a duty, 1514 01:42:09,690 --> 01:42:12,250 you ought to do it. 1515 01:42:15,062 --> 01:42:16,723 Get me the police. 1516 01:42:17,831 --> 01:42:20,595 Police? I want to report a prowler. 1517 01:42:20,667 --> 01:42:23,397 Yeah, he's dressed like an old woman. 1518 01:42:23,470 --> 01:42:26,803 Running around looking in windows. No telling what he's up to. 1519 01:42:27,941 --> 01:42:30,876 Yeah, and tell your men to be careful. 1520 01:42:30,944 --> 01:42:33,469 He's dangerous. 1521 01:43:00,741 --> 01:43:02,902 That's the 402, all right. 1522 01:43:11,285 --> 01:43:13,617 - [Screams] - All right, relax, buddy. 1523 01:43:13,687 --> 01:43:15,917 - Just take it nice and easy. - [Screaming] 1524 01:43:15,989 --> 01:43:18,549 Never mind the hokey scream. We know who you are. 1525 01:43:18,625 --> 01:43:21,150 - Careful, this guy might be dangerous. - Guy? 1526 01:43:21,228 --> 01:43:24,391 I don't know what you're talking about. [Laughing] 1527 01:43:24,464 --> 01:43:27,262 I don't want to tell you how to run your business, 1528 01:43:27,334 --> 01:43:30,167 but if I was on a job, I wouldn't wear women's clothes. 1529 01:43:30,237 --> 01:43:32,637 You don't have the face for it. Now, come on. 1530 01:43:53,460 --> 01:43:54,620 [Screaming] 1531 01:44:26,660 --> 01:44:30,027 [Squelching] 1532 01:45:02,195 --> 01:45:04,686 [Squelching] 1533 01:45:48,175 --> 01:45:50,803 [Motor revving] 1534 01:46:09,730 --> 01:46:12,699 Control, I've lost visual contact with the informant. 1535 01:46:12,766 --> 01:46:15,530 - You make him on the scope? - I have a faint signal. 1536 01:46:15,602 --> 01:46:17,229 He's headed towards the pike. 1537 01:46:17,304 --> 01:46:20,102 [Kelso] On a line 100 feet north of this position. 1538 01:46:20,173 --> 01:46:22,698 Okay. Report as soon as you pick up your visual. 1539 01:46:22,776 --> 01:46:23,936 Yes, sir. 1540 01:46:31,585 --> 01:46:35,783 (music) Oh, it's unloading time It's unloading time 1541 01:46:35,856 --> 01:46:39,292 (music) It's unloading time Oh, it's unloading time 1542 01:46:39,359 --> 01:46:41,725 (music) Unloading time Unloading time 1543 01:46:44,564 --> 01:46:46,327 - [knocking] - Iggy. 1544 01:46:48,802 --> 01:46:50,997 Hey. Know what I got? You ready for this? 1545 01:46:51,071 --> 01:46:54,199 I got a laundry truck, filled with old bags of laundry. 1546 01:46:54,274 --> 01:46:57,209 - She's in the bedroom. Make it quick. - Will I. Will I! 1547 01:46:57,277 --> 01:47:00,110 - [Meowing] - What'd you bring that thing in for? 1548 01:47:00,180 --> 01:47:02,546 Hey, fella, where did you come from, huh? 1549 01:47:03,183 --> 01:47:05,048 You just wait here one minute. 1550 01:47:05,118 --> 01:47:07,951 I got a little business to do, then I'll give you milk. 1551 01:47:08,255 --> 01:47:10,780 - [Meowing on radio] - [Dan] Get rid of that cat, 1552 01:47:10,857 --> 01:47:12,324 and go in and finish her off. 1553 01:47:12,392 --> 01:47:15,361 [Iggy] Think it's best to do the job here or in the truck? 1554 01:47:15,429 --> 01:47:18,398 [Dan] Here, we don't have to fight her down the stairs. 1555 01:47:24,004 --> 01:47:27,132 This is it, Control. 132 Eighth Street. 1556 01:47:27,207 --> 01:47:29,334 Okay, we got it. All units, move in. 1557 01:47:29,409 --> 01:47:31,206 Kelso, hold off till we get there. 1558 01:47:31,278 --> 01:47:34,111 - [Meowing over radio] - I can't wait, sir. 1559 01:47:34,181 --> 01:47:37,048 I've got a situation here that's breaking wide open. 1560 01:47:49,329 --> 01:47:52,093 Iggy, get this thing off of me, will you? 1561 01:47:52,165 --> 01:47:54,190 - Get it off! - It's just my old buddy. 1562 01:47:54,267 --> 01:47:56,132 Your old buddy. Get him out of here. 1563 01:47:58,472 --> 01:47:59,996 What's the matter? 1564 01:48:01,408 --> 01:48:03,501 - Hey, look. - Shh. 1565 01:48:08,782 --> 01:48:11,546 - You stupe, the cat's bugged. - [Knocking] 1566 01:48:20,026 --> 01:48:23,427 Hello, there. I thought you could help. I seem to have lost a cat. 1567 01:48:23,497 --> 01:48:27,661 Oh, yes, I was wondering who that cat belonged to. 1568 01:48:27,734 --> 01:48:29,634 - Come right in. - Thank you. 1569 01:48:30,203 --> 01:48:33,730 You know, till you have a pet of your own, you really... 1570 01:48:33,807 --> 01:48:36,071 - Ah, there it is. - [Meowing] 1571 01:48:36,142 --> 01:48:38,702 - I hope he hasn't bothered you. - No, not at all. 1572 01:48:38,778 --> 01:48:43,044 I guess you've been missing your old daddy, hmm? 1573 01:48:44,618 --> 01:48:48,384 - He likes to play games. - Doesn't seem to like you very much. 1574 01:48:48,455 --> 01:48:50,787 Actually, it's my wife's cat. 1575 01:48:50,857 --> 01:48:54,850 Yes, to be very honest with you, we barely tolerate each other. 1576 01:48:54,928 --> 01:48:58,193 - [Dan] You live in this building? - [Kelso] Near the front. 1577 01:48:58,265 --> 01:49:00,392 - Funny, I haven't seen you. - Funny. 1578 01:49:00,467 --> 01:49:03,027 I work nights. Engineer at the aircraft plant. 1579 01:49:03,103 --> 01:49:05,697 Interesting thing about that cat, 1580 01:49:05,772 --> 01:49:07,330 had a thing on its collar. 1581 01:49:07,407 --> 01:49:12,140 I could be wrong, but it looked like a miniature radio transmitter. 1582 01:49:12,212 --> 01:49:14,976 I tell you, he is a character. 1583 01:49:15,048 --> 01:49:18,211 Always saying to my wife, "What's he gonna drag home next?" 1584 01:49:18,285 --> 01:49:21,812 [Dan] You know something, mister? I don't think that's your cat. 1585 01:49:21,888 --> 01:49:25,324 And I don't think you're an engineer at the aircraft plant. 1586 01:49:25,392 --> 01:49:30,329 And I don't think you have a little wife who lives upstairs near the front. 1587 01:49:30,397 --> 01:49:32,422 [Knocking] 1588 01:49:32,499 --> 01:49:34,990 - Iggy. - [Meowing] 1589 01:49:38,338 --> 01:49:41,171 Oh, there you are, lambie pie. 1590 01:49:41,241 --> 01:49:45,337 And you found him! Oh, my sweet darling. 1591 01:49:45,412 --> 01:49:48,472 We've been so worried about you, haven't we, dearest? 1592 01:49:48,548 --> 01:49:50,482 Yes, we certainly have. 1593 01:49:50,550 --> 01:49:53,485 I'd rather handle it now, dear. You run back upstairs. 1594 01:49:53,553 --> 01:49:57,148 - Not at all. I want to help. - Aren't you young to be married? 1595 01:49:57,223 --> 01:50:00,886 Why not? We were in love. L'amour toujours, you understand. 1596 01:50:02,796 --> 01:50:05,264 Too bad lambie pie didn't buy you a wedding ring. 1597 01:50:05,332 --> 01:50:07,994 She's always losing things. 1598 01:50:08,068 --> 01:50:11,003 - I found your cat. You run along. - Why don't we all go? 1599 01:50:11,071 --> 01:50:14,006 No need to impose on these nice gentlemen anymore. 1600 01:50:14,074 --> 01:50:16,372 - Come on. - [Dan] One minute. 1601 01:50:16,443 --> 01:50:19,173 Now who's kidding who, huh? 1602 01:50:19,245 --> 01:50:22,476 Dear, would you let go of my arm, please? 1603 01:50:24,017 --> 01:50:26,645 Iggy, get the money together. We're cutting out. 1604 01:50:26,720 --> 01:50:30,156 - What about the old broad? - Change of plans. Forget her. 1605 01:50:30,223 --> 01:50:32,157 We'll take Miss Nosy here instead. 1606 01:50:32,892 --> 01:50:36,658 - And I'll take care of you, copper. - You'd be advised to leave her out. 1607 01:50:36,730 --> 01:50:39,198 - You're telling me what to do? - That's right. 1608 01:50:39,265 --> 01:50:42,996 - Please be careful. - Now, sweetness, I wouldn't hurt you. 1609 01:50:43,069 --> 01:50:46,470 I don't care about you, but DC's getting frightened, 1610 01:50:46,539 --> 01:50:49,872 and he always behaves so badly when... Get him, DC! 1611 01:50:54,447 --> 01:50:56,142 Hold it. 1612 01:51:13,667 --> 01:51:14,827 Hey! 1613 01:51:16,136 --> 01:51:19,469 What are you doing? No, no, that's my money. 1614 01:51:24,010 --> 01:51:25,910 Go away. 1615 01:51:31,418 --> 01:51:32,976 Let me go. Ow! 1616 01:51:50,003 --> 01:51:52,096 My money, my money. 1617 01:51:53,406 --> 01:51:55,101 - Oh, no. - [Meowing] 1618 01:51:57,510 --> 01:52:00,070 [Iggy] That darn cat. 1619 01:52:03,216 --> 01:52:04,911 [Patti] Is that too much? 1620 01:52:04,984 --> 01:52:08,579 If DC wasn't bad enough before, there'll be no living with him now. 1621 01:52:08,655 --> 01:52:11,146 Look at this one. He's not a bit afraid. 1622 01:52:11,791 --> 01:52:15,090 He has a nice jaw line, and this picture makes it look as though 1623 01:52:15,161 --> 01:52:16,788 - he had a double chin. - Who? 1624 01:52:16,863 --> 01:52:19,525 Zeke. Can you imagine the girl that marries him? 1625 01:52:19,599 --> 01:52:21,328 Mrs. Zeke Kelso. 1626 01:52:21,401 --> 01:52:24,768 It sounds like something that got caught in a clothes dryer. 1627 01:52:25,338 --> 01:52:29,468 Wow. Would you like to see how your gentleman friend spends his nights? 1628 01:52:30,677 --> 01:52:33,373 Canoe! [laughing] 1629 01:52:33,446 --> 01:52:36,006 The poor darling. How do you suppose he did that? 1630 01:52:36,082 --> 01:52:38,141 - I don't know. I'll get it. - [Honking] 1631 01:52:39,919 --> 01:52:42,752 What in the world was he doing caught in a garage door? 1632 01:52:42,822 --> 01:52:44,687 I haven't the faintest idea. 1633 01:52:44,758 --> 01:52:48,785 - Good morning. - Gregory, I'm surprised to see you. 1634 01:52:49,562 --> 01:52:51,757 Good morning, Patricia. 1635 01:52:51,831 --> 01:52:54,891 Ah, how is our little celebrity this morning? 1636 01:52:54,968 --> 01:52:56,799 Ow! 1637 01:52:56,870 --> 01:53:00,271 - Bad cat. - Quick little rascal, isn't he? 1638 01:53:02,475 --> 01:53:05,239 I may not be home for dinner. I'll phone you later. 1639 01:53:05,311 --> 01:53:08,747 - Fine, have a nice time. - I knew all the time, of course, 1640 01:53:08,815 --> 01:53:12,273 that nothing was wrong. I felt happy to see in the morning papers 1641 01:53:12,352 --> 01:53:14,252 that my faith in you was justified. 1642 01:53:14,320 --> 01:53:17,983 Mother said I should hurry over here as though nothing had happened. 1643 01:53:18,057 --> 01:53:21,584 She forgives you for all the anxiety you've caused her. 1644 01:53:21,661 --> 01:53:23,458 Thank you, Gregory. 1645 01:53:23,530 --> 01:53:27,091 - Thanks, old man. - I believe you two have met. 1646 01:53:27,167 --> 01:53:30,898 Mr. Kelso, Mr. Benson. Mr. Kelso is in law enforcement. 1647 01:53:30,970 --> 01:53:33,564 - Mr. Benson is a duck hunter. - Really? 1648 01:53:33,640 --> 01:53:36,268 I hope you have a license for it. So long, now. 1649 01:53:36,342 --> 01:53:38,674 Goodbye, Gregory. Regards to your mother. 1650 01:53:42,115 --> 01:53:43,639 Well! 1651 01:53:45,785 --> 01:53:47,377 [Crashing] 1652 01:53:53,526 --> 01:53:56,495 - Sorry, Mr. Benson. - Hi, Canoe. 1653 01:53:57,063 --> 01:53:59,998 I, uh, wondered who that car belonged to. 1654 01:54:00,066 --> 01:54:02,364 Mm-hm. Ingrid's new car pool. 1655 01:54:02,435 --> 01:54:04,562 - Great, isn't he? - Yeah. 1656 01:54:04,637 --> 01:54:08,698 Uh, Patti, I don't know how to say this. 1657 01:54:08,775 --> 01:54:11,869 - I'm kind of ashamed. - Canoe. 1658 01:54:11,945 --> 01:54:15,403 Whatever happens, you must never be afraid to look me in the eye. 1659 01:54:15,481 --> 01:54:19,713 Oh, that's not it. I got a stiff neck last night. 1660 01:54:20,253 --> 01:54:22,983 How did you get stuck in that door? 1661 01:54:23,056 --> 01:54:24,751 Well, that's just it. 1662 01:54:24,824 --> 01:54:27,987 It happened when... Well, that guy there... 1663 01:54:29,395 --> 01:54:32,091 - Well, I was following you. - Following me? 1664 01:54:33,099 --> 01:54:35,329 - Why? - Well... 1665 01:54:35,401 --> 01:54:38,893 ...you and that guy, and you wouldn't let me in the house. 1666 01:54:38,972 --> 01:54:41,202 Well, what was I supposed to think? 1667 01:54:41,274 --> 01:54:43,538 Canoe, don't tell me you were jealous. 1668 01:54:44,677 --> 01:54:47,373 And you didn't think of your stomach, not once? 1669 01:54:48,848 --> 01:54:52,477 - How do you feel now? - Like, miserable. 1670 01:54:52,552 --> 01:54:54,850 You do? Why, that's marvelous. 1671 01:54:56,222 --> 01:54:58,520 You're really beginning to mature. 1672 01:54:58,591 --> 01:55:00,786 Tell you what, let's go into the kitchen, 1673 01:55:00,860 --> 01:55:04,626 and you can make a big weird sandwich, and you can tell me all about it. 1674 01:55:07,567 --> 01:55:09,535 - Okay. - Okay. 1675 01:55:19,279 --> 01:55:23,238 You might as well wait for me. It'll save time. 1676 01:55:23,316 --> 01:55:27,446 I'm going into the house to murder someone. 1677 01:55:30,423 --> 01:55:34,223 Oh, Wilmer, don't try to hide. 1678 01:55:35,028 --> 01:55:39,328 Come out and take your medicine like a man. 1679 01:55:39,399 --> 01:55:41,060 Wilmer! 1680 01:55:42,602 --> 01:55:46,333 (music) Now, our cat's been paid every accolade 1681 01:55:46,406 --> 01:55:49,637 (music) And he's earned all his acclaim 1682 01:55:50,476 --> 01:55:54,572 (music) In a blaze of glory He ends our story 1683 01:55:54,647 --> 01:55:58,242 (music) In the feline Hall of Fame 1684 01:55:58,318 --> 01:56:00,684 (music) But the way life goes 1685 01:56:00,753 --> 01:56:02,618 (music) In a year, who knows 1686 01:56:02,689 --> 01:56:05,317 (music) From the family he begat 1687 01:56:06,259 --> 01:56:10,958 (music) You may wind up with one of May be the son of 1688 01:56:11,030 --> 01:56:13,464 (music) That darn cat (music) 1689 01:56:25,030 --> 01:56:29,464 5@y3 136908

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