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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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Dude, why does your mom make us shop
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at my rival grocery store?
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They steal my best workers...
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"And they stack stuff
where even very" C-O...
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"coordinated people knock into them."
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Dude, JJ, I love
when you let me save face.
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Oh, JJ, exciting news.
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"Open bag of cookies
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or a stranger you can
mold in your image?"
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Ah, both.
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Yeah, your special-needs
Mother Teresa has a new cause.
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You're gonna help me.
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It's a father and his son,
who's disabled...
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they're new to town.
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They're going through a hard time.
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The kid's having trouble
making friends at school.
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At my store, people mind
their own business and shop.
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The kid wants to be a stand-up comedian,
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except because he's in
a wheelchair, he said...
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"He said sit-down comedian."
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Oh, it was new to me.
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Anyway, make his day.
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Tell him his dreams will come true.
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Be his role model, except spelled...
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"R-O-L-L."
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Well, I'm sorry if you've heard
every great joke ever.
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"Getting in other people's
business is your thing.
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- I don't..."
- Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
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Owen, this is JJ.
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Hi, JJ.
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It's a "wheel" pleasure.
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"A wheel pleasure." Good one, Owen.
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You know what?
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JJ will be the first to tell you
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that you can go anywhere.
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You could go anywhere in the world.
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I...
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For example, to produce.
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Colin.
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You look well.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Welcome, everybody, to the Annual
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It's Been Here A Year So Now
It's Ours Luggage Giveaway.
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You guys will go first.
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Like lions in the jungle,
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I wait until my pride has had its fill.
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Let's go over the rules.
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Don't die!
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Go!
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Suckers!
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I wanted this year-old banana.
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Roar.
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Behold, my prize!
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Cool box, Dad.
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"Great corners."
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Perhaps I can turn it into my study.
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So sad. Not the box, what's inside it.
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Again, behold...
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It's just kind of more awkward
than it is heavy.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, stunned silence.
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60 inches of HDR 4K UHD...
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stuff for me.
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A Jimmy.
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I always knew I was special.
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I just... I just wasn't sure how,
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but I'm a guy with a big TV.
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"World's Best Garbage Fights"
is gonna look incredible, Dad.
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Hmm.
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Seeing the big TV in here
kind of makes everything else
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look, well, worse.
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Okay.
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Why don't we clean the place up
a little bit, you know?
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Make it worthy of the TV.
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Biggest helper gets the box.
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- Wait, wait!
- Hands off my study!
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Get off!
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Forget that you lost it...
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why even take my graphing calculator?
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You've got a machine that, upside-down,
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spells "hell" and "boob-less," Ray.
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- I'm not supposed to show that off?
- Whoa!
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- Guys, wait up.
- Where did those girls come from?
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Is this school hot at night?
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No, Ray. No.
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Let's go home. I'm starving.
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Dylan, when you see
a group of girls that hot
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walk through a door,
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you also walk through that door.
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I was thinking balloon drop.
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Oh, it's your new mentor, JJ.
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Oh, JJ, you remember them.
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Owen's got a birthday party coming up,
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and he's a bit worried that
no one's gonna show up.
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So we're just brainstorming ideas.
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I'm gonna pop out of a big box
and perform a comedy act.
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He's got this killer bit
about if classic movie quotes
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were said by people with disabilities.
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Go on. Take it away, Owen.
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I'm not walkin' here!
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'Cause he's not.
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Anyway, in addition to CP,
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JJ also has a condition
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whereby he scowls at delightful things.
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Just a moment.
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JJ.
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He's nervous about his birthday party.
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Tell him you love the popping
out of the box idea.
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"I told you I'm not mentor material."
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All right, well, can you just
tell him that he's hilarious?
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That you had to leave the room
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because you peed your pants laughing?
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JJ, you had people who helped you.
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What would they think
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if they knew you couldn't
be bothered to help others?
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"They never lied to me.
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You didn't. You were honest.
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You made me believe in myself.
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Do that for him."
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Right. Let's hear some more
great comedy.
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Houston, we have a mobility problem.
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Nah, I'm right.
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Ray, be cool.
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Yeah, this is when that happens.
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Excuse me, what are all of
these attractive people
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gathered here for?
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It's a support group for teens.
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Whatever you're struggling with,
we're here for you.
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So, I can join
and none of them can leave?
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No, they're free to leave any time.
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- But they might not leave.
- I guess.
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Awesome.
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Yes, I could use some support.
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What? Ray, no. We don't n...
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- Are those pizzas for the group?
- Sure are.
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My parents just died.
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Meat lover's, please.
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Wow! I feel like
I walked into a catalogue
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for slightly fancy homes.
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Nah, it's just a couple little things
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to bring the room up to par with the TV.
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I wall-mounted it over the mantle
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for optimal viewing angles,
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installed drapes to reduce glare,
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cool sound bar.
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Feels like a lot of work for a TV.
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Kenneth, it's a lot of work
because of a TV.
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Thanks to Big TV,
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this room has never looked better.
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I mean, now the dumpiest
thing in here is...
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is me.
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Thank you, Big TV.
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I know what I must do.
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Hey, bud.
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Aww, little JJ.
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"I was thinking about" H...
"helping that kid.
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I think my mom's wrong
how she's handling it.
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And people did help me."
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Hey, buddy.
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You had me at "Mom's wrong."
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Well, who's that?
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"Me and the right kind of role model.
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The first wheelchair-user in space."
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The first what now?
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"Willy O'Groat.
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You've heard of him."
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You think I would have.
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I-I just thought those guys
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had some pretty specific
physical requirements.
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So he brought the chair up there or...?
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"Didn't need to.
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Zero gravity." Ah.
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"We ran into him in a diner."
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Uh-huh.
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He had the helmet there with him.
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That's convenient.
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"Uh, he told me everything.
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Well, his aide did."
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Huh, he's non-verbal, too.
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What a perfect person
for you to run into, JJ.
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Mm-hmm.
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"Willy O'Groat."
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What about The Commander?
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"I miss him.
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I'd like to visit him."
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Oh, well, he has died.
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He has taken his place among the stars.
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"I'd like to pay my respects
to his super-model wife."
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Well, she, too, has passed.
Soon after he.
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Broken heart. Such was their love.
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"I'd like to visit his grave."
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Inaccessible cemetery.
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Ironically.
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"You're sure?"
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"I'd hate to think that something
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that made me believe in myself
was fake."
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"That the person I trust most
played me for a fool."
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Houston, we do have
a mobility problem after all.
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A-And that's why
I switched lunch tables.
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It's made all the difference.
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Good for you, Tara.
That was a real breakthrough.
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So, so brave.
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The same thing happened to me.
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- That was so brave, too.
- Yeah.
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Um, I've noticed the redhead
hasn't been brave yet.
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I don't get it.
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Why not just get a cheese pizza
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if you're gonna pick off all the 'ronis?
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Wait. Is that, like, your problem?
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Eh?
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Nice, right?
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What?
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No, I-I... You're right.
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I guess it is a shame
to watch something so trashy
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on a... on a TV this nice.
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Passes to Johnson.
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He shoots, BB and he sticks the 3.
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Forget. And then...
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Nice.
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Okay, that's enough TV for now.
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Jimmy! Tell my son I love him.
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Tell the TV I don't need him.
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"If the astronaut was fake,
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how many other lies did you tell me?
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- List them."
- List my lies?
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Do you ask Kobayashi
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to list every hot dog he ever ate?
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I don't catalogue my lies.
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"My 9th birthday party...
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I was new at school,
but tons of kids came.
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Was that you?
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Was I even pen pals with FDR?"
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"Dear JJ, if I can be president
in a wheelchair, so can you.
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Also, please stop telling your mom
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her food tastes like farts."
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"I trusted you. You betrayed me."
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You know what?
I worked very hard on those lies,
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so I think I deserve a little
bit of recognition just...
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- Mm, weird angle.
- You know, I'm just trying stuff.
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JJ, look, I'm sorry.
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Just tell me how I can
make it up to you.
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"There's nothing you can do for me,
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but you can stop Owen's dad
from doing it to him."
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Oh, thank you, darling.
I'll call him right now.
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Please, can I keep lying
to your brother and sister?
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Oh, God. Thank you.
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Oh, thank you, darling.
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Dylan, success.
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I got a girl's name.
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Don't you mean number?
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I'm not Michael Fassbender.
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Her name is Tara, and it's not fake.
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I shouted it, and she flinched.
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Everyone, let's gather back up.
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So, we have some new faces.
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Would anyone care to share
why they're here?
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Oh, us?
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Nah. We're good.
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Not so good that it's weird
that we're here.
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She's really the one
with all the problems.
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I mean, I can think of some problems.
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I lost my calculator, and I cannot deal,
263
00:10:42,899 --> 00:10:44,899
and, you know, my younger sister
264
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:47,534
is just so much cooler than me.
265
00:10:47,637 --> 00:10:49,503
I cry in my sleep and don't know it.
266
00:10:49,605 --> 00:10:50,838
Seriously?
267
00:10:50,907 --> 00:10:52,907
Just a ginormous mess.
268
00:10:53,009 --> 00:10:54,341
Wow. Thank you for sharing.
269
00:10:54,443 --> 00:10:55,676
I validate your feelings,
270
00:10:55,745 --> 00:10:57,845
but you are great just the way you are,
271
00:10:57,947 --> 00:11:00,848
and we are thrilled that you're here.
272
00:11:00,917 --> 00:11:02,883
Really?
273
00:11:02,952 --> 00:11:03,984
That's so nice.
274
00:11:07,690 --> 00:11:10,524
I'll take my touch before I share,
if that's okay.
275
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:13,060
Jimmy.
276
00:11:13,162 --> 00:11:14,995
Jimmy.
277
00:11:15,097 --> 00:11:16,363
Jimmy!
278
00:11:16,432 --> 00:11:18,799
I said, did you see last night's
"World's Best Garbage Fights"?
279
00:11:18,901 --> 00:11:20,834
Bet it looks pretty sweet
on that new screen.
280
00:11:20,937 --> 00:11:22,903
Yeah, yeah. I saw it.
281
00:11:23,005 --> 00:11:24,905
Yeah, it's like the trash
is in the room with you.
282
00:11:25,007 --> 00:11:27,541
I missed it. Which episode was it?
283
00:11:27,643 --> 00:11:30,077
I said I saw it, Rod!
284
00:11:30,146 --> 00:11:31,712
Break's over!
285
00:11:34,450 --> 00:11:37,418
Oh, hey, Dylan, about
the whole teen group thing...
286
00:11:37,520 --> 00:11:40,621
I was thinking if I wore
softer, more inviting clothes
287
00:11:40,723 --> 00:11:42,122
I'd get more touches.
288
00:11:42,224 --> 00:11:43,624
Can you tell this is Mom's?
289
00:11:43,693 --> 00:11:44,625
No.
290
00:11:44,694 --> 00:11:46,026
Ray, about the group,
291
00:11:46,128 --> 00:11:47,328
they seemed to get a lot from it.
292
00:11:47,430 --> 00:11:49,296
I don't feel right
taking advantage of them.
293
00:11:49,365 --> 00:11:50,698
That's very noble of you, Dylan.
294
00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:53,400
Ooh, that puts your wardrobe
on the table.
295
00:11:53,502 --> 00:11:55,302
Whatcha got soft-pants-wise?
296
00:11:55,404 --> 00:11:56,904
You're not listening. It's over.
297
00:11:57,006 --> 00:11:58,105
You're not going back, either.
298
00:11:58,207 --> 00:11:59,239
The heck I'm not.
299
00:11:59,308 --> 00:12:01,758
I don't know where you
suddenly got a conscience,
300
00:12:01,837 --> 00:12:03,644
but this is working. I'm going back.
301
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:05,063
I don't expect you to get it, Ray,
302
00:12:05,141 --> 00:12:06,280
but I'm strong,
303
00:12:06,349 --> 00:12:08,148
and it's my job
to look out for the weak.
304
00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:10,335
- It's over.
- Look out for me.
305
00:12:10,413 --> 00:12:11,525
I'm wearing Mom's sweater
306
00:12:11,587 --> 00:12:13,253
so some girl will touch my arm.
307
00:12:13,356 --> 00:12:15,222
What could be more weak?
308
00:12:15,324 --> 00:12:17,658
Oh, thanks for coming over, Corey.
309
00:12:17,760 --> 00:12:18,859
No, thank you.
310
00:12:18,961 --> 00:12:20,294
I'm grateful to have as much time
311
00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:21,628
with my mentor as possible.
312
00:12:21,697 --> 00:12:23,797
I already did everything
you told me to last time.
313
00:12:23,899 --> 00:12:25,933
I know. Very cool, very cool. Yeah.
314
00:12:26,035 --> 00:12:28,869
Uh, but, now if you could
just undo it all.
315
00:12:28,971 --> 00:12:30,504
Wait, what?
316
00:12:30,573 --> 00:12:32,973
Tell Owen that JJ's not a comedian
317
00:12:33,075 --> 00:12:34,875
and don't manufacture victories for him.
318
00:12:34,944 --> 00:12:38,145
So don't bribe kids to
come to his party?
319
00:12:38,214 --> 00:12:39,880
No. They'll come on their own.
320
00:12:39,949 --> 00:12:41,582
And the ones that don't,
you don't want them anyway.
321
00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:42,693
- We'll be there.
- I guess you're right.
322
00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,385
I mean, the whole "write a letter
323
00:12:44,487 --> 00:12:46,754
and pretend to be FDR" thing
was obviously dumb.
324
00:12:46,856 --> 00:12:48,188
Owen saw through it right away.
325
00:12:48,290 --> 00:12:50,190
"Bra-freaking-vo."
326
00:12:52,628 --> 00:12:53,961
But everything else?
327
00:12:54,063 --> 00:12:55,396
No, just no lies.
328
00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:56,697
And I shouldn't tell him
329
00:12:56,766 --> 00:12:58,232
that the Lakers
want to come to his party
330
00:12:58,300 --> 00:12:59,500
but they all got sick?
331
00:12:59,568 --> 00:13:03,070
It was real when it happened
to you, actually.
332
00:13:05,007 --> 00:13:06,036
Let's take a seat.
333
00:13:08,602 --> 00:13:12,160
I told you not to come back here, Ray.
334
00:13:12,246 --> 00:13:13,580
You came here to stop me?
335
00:13:13,699 --> 00:13:14,715
Let's go.
336
00:13:14,817 --> 00:13:15,983
I'm staying.
337
00:13:16,052 --> 00:13:18,085
I am this close to finding out
Tara's last name.
338
00:13:18,187 --> 00:13:20,254
Whoa, I forgot to think of
something to share.
339
00:13:20,356 --> 00:13:23,057
Uh, uh, disease, parents' divorce,
340
00:13:23,159 --> 00:13:25,125
motorcycle accident... I'm on fire.
341
00:13:25,227 --> 00:13:26,756
Maybe I was on fire...
342
00:13:26,842 --> 00:13:28,495
Okay, who'd like to kick us off?
343
00:13:30,332 --> 00:13:31,432
You found it.
344
00:13:31,500 --> 00:13:33,701
Which piece should I rip off first?
345
00:13:35,738 --> 00:13:38,272
I'll see you in upside-down 7-7-3-4.
346
00:13:38,374 --> 00:13:40,240
My parents got a divorce
because of my disease,
347
00:13:40,342 --> 00:13:42,042
- and I have a motorcycle...
- Liar!
348
00:13:42,144 --> 00:13:44,711
His parents are not divorced,
he can barely ride a bicycle,
349
00:13:44,780 --> 00:13:46,980
and the only reason he came here
was to meet you girls...
350
00:13:47,083 --> 00:13:50,617
who, please explain to me why...
are truly all hot...
351
00:13:50,719 --> 00:13:51,919
Her parents aren't dead.
352
00:13:51,987 --> 00:13:54,054
I've seen them, and they are beautiful.
353
00:13:54,156 --> 00:13:56,423
Please go, and don't come back.
354
00:13:58,461 --> 00:14:01,028
And a lot of them came from
the same modelling school.
355
00:14:02,364 --> 00:14:04,098
What school?
356
00:14:04,200 --> 00:14:06,166
What schooooool?!
357
00:14:07,503 --> 00:14:08,802
Sounds like a rocking party.
358
00:14:08,904 --> 00:14:10,370
Omar, get over here.
359
00:14:10,473 --> 00:14:11,872
Bring the crew.
360
00:14:13,943 --> 00:14:15,309
Thanks for coming!
361
00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:17,644
Are we early? Where is everyone?
362
00:14:17,746 --> 00:14:19,213
It started an hour ago. Nobody came.
363
00:14:19,315 --> 00:14:20,848
This is a huge disaster.
364
00:14:20,950 --> 00:14:22,816
Why are you blasting music?
365
00:14:22,918 --> 00:14:25,085
So Owen won't notice
there's nobody here.
366
00:14:25,187 --> 00:14:27,788
What do I do? Owen's gonna
see this at some point.
367
00:14:27,890 --> 00:14:28,956
Do you mean he's not here yet?
368
00:14:29,058 --> 00:14:30,691
Well, great. That means we've got time.
369
00:14:30,793 --> 00:14:32,593
Not really.
370
00:14:32,695 --> 00:14:35,662
Oh... no.
371
00:14:35,764 --> 00:14:38,999
Okay, who's ready for some comedy?
372
00:14:39,101 --> 00:14:41,435
Drum roll please!
373
00:14:46,642 --> 00:14:48,942
Sure is a good thing we were honest.
374
00:14:51,080 --> 00:14:54,124
Omar, dude, turn around.
375
00:14:54,658 --> 00:14:56,400
Unbelievable. I was surrounded
376
00:14:56,463 --> 00:14:59,306
by a group of beautiful girls
giving me a shot,
377
00:14:59,377 --> 00:15:00,543
and you had to ruin it.
378
00:15:00,645 --> 00:15:01,911
I ruin it.
379
00:15:01,979 --> 00:15:03,746
I told you not to go back there.
380
00:15:03,814 --> 00:15:05,948
Look, you've done a lot to me
over the years, Dylan.
381
00:15:06,050 --> 00:15:07,349
I've had a lot of ice cream cones
382
00:15:07,418 --> 00:15:08,517
slapped out of my hands,
383
00:15:08,586 --> 00:15:10,452
been lured into a lot of pits,
384
00:15:10,521 --> 00:15:13,422
but to follow me there
just to sabotage me...
385
00:15:13,524 --> 00:15:15,624
I didn't go there for you!
I went for me!
386
00:15:15,726 --> 00:15:17,760
I wanted to talk about my feelings.
387
00:15:17,862 --> 00:15:19,562
You have feelings?
388
00:15:19,630 --> 00:15:21,430
Yeah, they started coming in
about a year ago.
389
00:15:21,499 --> 00:15:23,732
I hate it. Everything is changing.
390
00:15:23,801 --> 00:15:26,302
I'm fresh out of baby teeth,
and I feel stuff.
391
00:15:26,404 --> 00:15:28,604
I could've really used that group, Ray.
392
00:15:28,673 --> 00:15:30,472
I wanted to have one of
those breakthrough things,
393
00:15:30,541 --> 00:15:31,974
but you took that from me.
394
00:15:33,077 --> 00:15:36,345
And you couldn't even wait
until the pizza came!
395
00:15:36,447 --> 00:15:38,214
I'm starving!
396
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:42,851
And now the act you've been waiting for!
397
00:15:42,954 --> 00:15:46,655
Owen, with musical guest, Sia!
398
00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:47,656
I never promised a musical guest.
399
00:15:47,758 --> 00:15:49,191
I have no idea where he got that.
400
00:15:51,529 --> 00:15:54,463
- Hurray!
- Yay!
401
00:15:54,565 --> 00:15:56,799
Where is everyone?
402
00:15:56,867 --> 00:15:59,301
"It's just us. I'm sorry.
403
00:15:59,370 --> 00:16:02,871
But it's not all bad. I came."
404
00:16:02,974 --> 00:16:04,873
But you don't go to my school.
405
00:16:06,377 --> 00:16:09,478
"But I am a famous comedian."
406
00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:13,515
You're a famous comedian?
407
00:16:13,618 --> 00:16:15,251
But I've never heard of you.
408
00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:16,752
How is that possible?
409
00:16:16,821 --> 00:16:19,054
"That's what I'm saying.
It's all possible."
410
00:16:19,156 --> 00:16:21,190
But, like, this specifically.
411
00:16:21,259 --> 00:16:22,491
Say one of your jokes.
412
00:16:23,861 --> 00:16:25,527
"No."
413
00:16:25,596 --> 00:16:28,030
H-His... His jokes are
a bit dirty for kids.
414
00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,565
Nah, go ahead. He's heard everything.
415
00:16:31,969 --> 00:16:33,135
This makes no sense.
416
00:16:36,173 --> 00:16:38,374
What should I do? Should I
turn off the Cajun music?
417
00:16:38,476 --> 00:16:41,377
I mean, I don't... I mean,
yes, but I don't know.
418
00:16:41,445 --> 00:16:44,680
Huh? Think you're better
than me, Big TV?
419
00:16:44,782 --> 00:16:46,415
I think I really messed up with Dylan.
420
00:16:46,484 --> 00:16:48,250
Is there a one-sentence explanation
421
00:16:48,352 --> 00:16:49,385
for what's happening here?
422
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:52,254
Big TV thinks it's better than me,
423
00:16:52,356 --> 00:16:54,256
so I'm proving I'm better
by doing push-ups,
424
00:16:54,325 --> 00:16:55,924
which Big TV can't do
425
00:16:55,993 --> 00:16:58,127
because it doesn't have arms!
426
00:16:59,230 --> 00:17:01,297
Dad, do you ever seek out
the help of others
427
00:17:01,399 --> 00:17:02,665
to work through your issues?
428
00:17:02,767 --> 00:17:04,033
Nah, I'm good.
429
00:17:04,135 --> 00:17:05,701
Dylan, I'm taking you back.
430
00:17:05,803 --> 00:17:07,770
You know, Dr. Phil says
431
00:17:07,838 --> 00:17:10,606
no one can make you feel inferior
432
00:17:10,708 --> 00:17:11,807
without your permission.
433
00:17:11,909 --> 00:17:13,542
Dr. Phil.
434
00:17:15,112 --> 00:17:16,912
Ah.
435
00:17:17,014 --> 00:17:18,480
I remember him from Old TV.
436
00:17:18,582 --> 00:17:19,682
You're right.
437
00:17:19,784 --> 00:17:20,983
I lost the second
438
00:17:21,052 --> 00:17:24,086
I tried to compete with Big TV.
439
00:17:24,188 --> 00:17:26,555
Now it's time to take back control.
440
00:17:26,657 --> 00:17:29,325
Sounds like a good idea.
441
00:17:29,393 --> 00:17:31,393
Uh, maybe just bring it back.
442
00:17:31,495 --> 00:17:32,861
Yeah, that seems more reasonable.
443
00:17:32,963 --> 00:17:35,931
Okay.
444
00:17:37,201 --> 00:17:38,834
You're back?
445
00:17:38,903 --> 00:17:41,103
She is. Please let her stay.
446
00:17:41,172 --> 00:17:44,206
I was the one pushing the lies,
and I'm leaving.
447
00:17:44,275 --> 00:17:46,175
I'm not even gonna
ask out Tara before I go.
448
00:17:46,243 --> 00:17:48,077
I mean, I wouldn't have said yes.
449
00:17:48,179 --> 00:17:49,078
Doesn't matter.
450
00:17:49,146 --> 00:17:50,579
The point is, I respect the group.
451
00:17:50,681 --> 00:17:52,081
Okay, but I wouldn't have.
452
00:17:52,183 --> 00:17:53,782
Guess we'll never know.
453
00:17:53,884 --> 00:17:56,452
Dylan could really use this.
What do you say?
454
00:17:56,520 --> 00:17:58,520
I appreciate your honesty,
455
00:17:58,589 --> 00:17:59,822
but given what's happened,
456
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:00,789
I think it would be best
457
00:18:00,891 --> 00:18:02,324
if you found support elsewhere.
458
00:18:02,426 --> 00:18:04,693
I hope I can.
459
00:18:04,795 --> 00:18:06,061
It was just nice to see
460
00:18:06,163 --> 00:18:08,297
that someone cared enough to listen.
461
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,599
I guess being a sibling of
someone with a disability
462
00:18:10,668 --> 00:18:12,701
makes me feel like
my problems don't matter.
463
00:18:12,803 --> 00:18:15,337
Whoa! Breakthrough!
464
00:18:15,406 --> 00:18:17,239
Well, you two take care.
465
00:18:17,308 --> 00:18:18,607
Also, I'm the youngest,
466
00:18:18,709 --> 00:18:20,175
so two people have already gone through
467
00:18:20,277 --> 00:18:21,877
whatever I'm dealing with.
468
00:18:21,979 --> 00:18:23,846
It's not important, but it is.
469
00:18:23,914 --> 00:18:26,115
It's mine.
470
00:18:26,217 --> 00:18:28,283
All right! Two!
471
00:18:28,386 --> 00:18:30,052
Okay, then.
472
00:18:30,121 --> 00:18:31,854
Of course you matter. You're the baby.
473
00:18:31,922 --> 00:18:33,188
Imagine being the middle.
474
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,423
I'm never the priority.
475
00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:36,258
So I cook up romantic schemes
476
00:18:36,327 --> 00:18:38,694
because I don't think
I deserve love just being me.
477
00:18:38,796 --> 00:18:41,263
Whoa. I didn't even want one. Cool!
478
00:18:41,365 --> 00:18:43,031
I really need to ask you to leave.
479
00:18:43,134 --> 00:18:46,468
Yeah. I think I'm good.
480
00:18:46,537 --> 00:18:48,070
You, Ray?
481
00:18:48,172 --> 00:18:49,338
Totally.
482
00:18:50,641 --> 00:18:53,041
Yeah, I'm comfortable changing
emotional gears abruptly
483
00:18:53,144 --> 00:18:54,743
due to my chaotic upbringing.
484
00:18:54,845 --> 00:18:56,044
Bam! Breakthrough!
485
00:18:56,113 --> 00:18:58,313
Thank you. We're also
kind of obsessed with
486
00:18:58,382 --> 00:18:59,915
- having the last word.
- Having the last word.
487
00:19:00,017 --> 00:19:01,784
- Breakthrough jinx!
- Breakthrough jinx!
488
00:19:03,187 --> 00:19:05,354
Well, we just wanted to say goodbye.
489
00:19:05,456 --> 00:19:06,522
We've done enough.
490
00:19:06,590 --> 00:19:08,657
This party really seems like
it's about to pop off.
491
00:19:08,759 --> 00:19:10,192
Sure.
492
00:19:10,294 --> 00:19:12,127
"I'm not a mentor,
493
00:19:12,196 --> 00:19:15,330
and I have nothing wise to say,
494
00:19:15,433 --> 00:19:17,733
but you seem like a good kid.
495
00:19:17,835 --> 00:19:20,335
I think things will get better."
496
00:19:20,438 --> 00:19:22,104
So, now you're not a comedian,
497
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:23,338
you're a fortune teller.
498
00:19:23,441 --> 00:19:25,541
Listen, bub, he didn't even
want to be a mentor...
499
00:19:25,609 --> 00:19:27,509
I'm cool. I'm cool.
500
00:19:27,611 --> 00:19:31,079
Will things get better?
501
00:19:31,182 --> 00:19:32,948
"They did for me.
502
00:19:33,050 --> 00:19:34,783
I made real friends.
503
00:19:34,885 --> 00:19:38,020
I'm graduating, going to college,
504
00:19:38,122 --> 00:19:42,424
and I'm making films,
which is my passion."
505
00:19:43,861 --> 00:19:46,662
Why lie? The real stuff is so good.
506
00:19:46,764 --> 00:19:50,532
- We raised him right.
- You just got here.
507
00:19:50,634 --> 00:19:52,968
Can I call you sometime?
508
00:19:53,070 --> 00:19:55,437
"I'm not great on the phone,
509
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:58,273
but yeah, let's get together."
510
00:20:01,812 --> 00:20:04,346
Can I not call you, ever?
511
00:20:04,448 --> 00:20:05,547
Yeah, I'd like that.
512
00:20:12,262 --> 00:20:15,863
I guess this is it, Big TV.
513
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:16,998
You might be right for someone,
514
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,467
but... you're not right for me.
515
00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:21,417
No.
516
00:20:21,487 --> 00:20:24,417
Old TV does not have 9 HDMI ports.
517
00:20:24,510 --> 00:20:25,561
Dad.
518
00:20:25,632 --> 00:20:28,400
Yeah. Sorry. Sorry.
519
00:20:28,502 --> 00:20:30,441
Thank you.
520
00:20:31,978 --> 00:20:33,014
_
521
00:20:33,039 --> 00:20:36,341
You know, it was...
it was such a nice box.
522
00:20:36,410 --> 00:20:39,911
There will be other boxes.
523
00:20:40,013 --> 00:20:41,479
Come on.
524
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:46,184
Free TV? Wow!
525
00:20:47,220 --> 00:20:48,520
I'm gonna have to rearrange
526
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,121
my whole living room for this baby.
527
00:20:55,964 --> 00:20:59,764
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