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Jesus, I'm raising five kids,
and I didn't miss last week.
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What's your excuse?
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Carl!
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I'm looking for Frank.
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Two assholes bustedinto our house
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looking for you and some car.
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I don't care how you getthe money,
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but I want six grand
in cash by Saturday,
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or this ear will be
hanging around my neck.
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The shoplifting is out of hand.
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Did Mickey pay for that?
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That's it. Follow me.
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You know where I live,
if you have a problem.
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I have not been out ofthe house in five years.
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Oh! I can't!
Stop it! Make it stop!
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ Think of all the luck you got ♪
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♪ Know that it's not for naught ♪
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♪ You were beaming once before ♪
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♪ But it's not
like that anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so sure of? ♪
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♪
♪
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♪ Round up the friends you got ♪
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♪ Know that
they're not for naught ♪
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♪ You were willing once before ♪
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♪ But it's not like that
anymore ♪
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♪ What is this downside ♪
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♪ That you speak of? ♪
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♪ What is this feeling ♪
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♪ You're so... ♪
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♪ Sure of? ♪
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This is no way
to treat a veteran!
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If you didn't run away,
we'd have flushed first.
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We want our six grand.
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Anything?
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Flyer for guitar lessons
and a comb.
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What do I owe you
for the reach-around?
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24 hours, Frank.
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Today is put-your-head-in-
the-toilet day.
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You know what that makes
tomorrow, Frank?
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Put-your-head-in-
the-trash-compactor day.
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I got semolina,
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seven-grain
and whole wheat!
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You work at a bakery
and all you stole was bread?
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Where're the crullers
and turnovers?
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We want sugar.
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Yeah? Too bad.
Free toast for a week.
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Who wants a sandwich?
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Mine with the crusts cut off.
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How was your
wake-and-bake?
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2:00 a.m. start time.
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I don't know how Lucia does it.
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Hey, I got a surprise for you.
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Gotta do something
about that toilet.
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What's wrong with it?
Nothing, if you don't mind
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squatting above the seat like
a Laotian coolie
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so your ass doesn't touch
the water.
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Did you try and fix it?
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Hell, no.
I just got my nails done.
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I got us a room at the
Delacroix tonight.
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Good for you.
Who you gonna take?
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Sounds nice.
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Where are the knives?
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Carl?!
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Gotta love these half days.
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Good thing
public education is broke.
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Yeah, waste of time anyway.
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The only thing
those people are equipped
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to teach is how to live
with crippling disappointment.
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Hey, wanna catch a movie later?
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Brandy can sneak us in.
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Can't. Gotta be
at work by 3:00.
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Nice jacket Kash bought you, by the way.
Thanks.
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Yeah. Tell Kash
I'll take it in the ass
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if it gets me free stuff.
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Hey! Hey, yeah,
I'm talking to you.
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Yeah?
You got a phone?
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What? Your truck
break down?
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No, genius, I like standing in
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the middle of a shitty
neighborhood
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with my dick in my hands.
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Look, I'm already two
hours late on this load.
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I try to take one shortcut,
this is what I get.
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My goddamn kid drained my phone
playing Doodle Jump.
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My goddamn wife took my charger.
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Listen, I'll give you
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five bucks, you let me use
your phone.
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Just-Just one call.
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Oh, we-we don't
have a phone.
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Our dad says not till we're 18.
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Um, but you know what?
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There's a bar, I think,
about ten blocks that way.
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What's it called?
Uh... O'Flaherty's. O'Flaherty's.
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Tell them your family's
from County Cork.
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Ten blocks?
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Maybe five.
Straight shot.
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Damn it.
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This is yours if you keep
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an eye on the truck.
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Five bucks?!
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Oh, cool! Thanks, mister.
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Hey, hey, make sure
no one gets near it.
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Will do.
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Yeah, Kev, 43rd and Halsted.
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Bring the crowbar.
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So tonight, what do you think?
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Like I'm going
to a hotel tonight.
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You know a great thing
about hotels is
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that the toilets actually work.
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You buy watches?
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Buy, trade.
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I need cash.
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"20 years with the ITC."
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Sure you want
to part with this, Eddie?
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That's 24-carat gold.
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Best there is.
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Test it. You'll see.
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Damn Palestinians, huh?
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It's like they come out
of the womb
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wearing a suicide vest,
am I right?
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You ask me,
we should just give you guys
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the green light,
take 'em all out.
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I believe in
a two-state solution.
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Don't know why
you Yids get such a bad rap
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for being greedy,
controlling the media,
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making everyone get
their dicks cut.
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Killing our Lord
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and Savior?
Everyone knows
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that was Pontius Pilate, not you!
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$35.
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$250.
$35.
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The hell?
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You're supposed to negotiate!
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The phrase "Jew me down" only
works if you take the fair price
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I start with and you slowly
Jew me down
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to an unacceptable number.
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You can't bottom-line some
rip-off rate from the get-go.
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Now give me a number!
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$35. And my ancestors and I take
full credit
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for crucifying that Christ putz.
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So you want the $35 or not?
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Mel Gibson was right!
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Don't touch my cup, Frank.
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I just came over
to say hello, Benny.
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Jesus!
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It's a neat trick, you
knowing it was me, though.
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Who else smell
like Old Style and ball sweat?
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I'll, uh, I'll help you
cross the street.
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I don't want to cross no street.
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Jesus! I need it more
than you!
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Wow!
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Fuck!
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You go ahead.
I'm gonna go back
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and fight my way for more.
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Are you sure that's
such a good idea?
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Out of my way!
I've buried two husbands!
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Take it easy, Grandma.
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How the hell we gonna fit
all of that in there?
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We can hang it in
the garage till spring,
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hack off what we need.
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Rats would get it.
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Rats won't be a problem.
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Move, move, move!
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Move, move, move, move, move!
Here we go!
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Does Ron Fitzgerald still have
that chainsaw?
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Yeah, he owes me 'cause I told
his wife he was on his way home
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when he was actually getting
a hummer from some dude.
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Lip? Lip, let's go.
Yeah.
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Straight shot?
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There's no O'Flaherty's,
there's no stinking way
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they're gettin'
that five bucks now.
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Hey, look what fell off
the back of a truck.
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Mickey? Again?
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I don't think he detached
my retina this time.
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Linda's gonna shit a brick.
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Let me see.
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Look, I can run out and
replace whatever he took
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before she gets here, all right?
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No, you can't.
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It's gonna take three days
for the background check.
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He took the gun?
How?
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I pulled it on him.
Even released the safety.
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But what was I supposed to do?
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Shoot him
over a cup-a-soup?
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I wish he'd burnt the store down.
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I never wanted it to begin with.
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Wanted to be a landscaper.
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Where's the charcoal?
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Above the veggies.
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Barbecue sauce?
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Got more newspapers.
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Oh, I think this cheese expired
when Bush was president.
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It's supposed to age.
It's fine.
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Wait. Who's got the chainsaw?
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Lip.
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You know, another cool
thing about hotels is that
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you don't have
to saw your own meat.
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Any more
gallon-sized Ziplocks?
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You look exhausted.
You could use the getaway.
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Fuck you.
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What?
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Upstairs bathroom.
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What is it?
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What used to be in the
toilet is now in the tub.
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Check-in time is 4:00.
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Oh, great idea. I'm in!
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Let's pencil
that in for, say, 2023.
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Watch Liam for me. Come on.
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Brother, you gotta stop
embarrassing yourself.
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Fiona's a hood girl,
not a debutante from Glencoe.
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It's painful, man!
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You always asking her on
lunches, taking a getaway?
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What's next, coed bikini
waxes and a spa day?
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When she says, "Fuck you,"
it means "I like you."
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It's hood-girl speak.
Learn the language.
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Okay, any suggestions?
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All day, all she does
is make decisions.
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Five kids, fuckin' Frank?
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Stop asking her what she needs.
Fucking tell her.
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Hey, change your mind
about that movie?
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Where's Mickey?
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Downstate picking up
our dad from prison. Why?
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What the hell, Ian?!
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What are you doing?
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Mickey will kill you.
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What do you want?!
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Ian!
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He hit Kash, okay?
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Just go.
I'll put everything back.
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Tell him it ends now.
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No more messing with Kash.
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And tell him
I want the gun back tonight.
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Give me the money.
I've got a gun.
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Frank?
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What? No.
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I'll use it!
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For what, to jack off?
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Go home.
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You left Liam where?!
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He's not dry cleaning!
You can't just drop him off!
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Look after Liam?
I'd love to!
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I can keep him in my room
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until Karen goes to college.
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Just for one night.
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Oh. Okay.
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Well, we'll have the best
slumber party ever!
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Come on, sweet boy.
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Oh... hold on one second.
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Just hold on one, one second.
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Sheila?
Hold on, baby!
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Yeah. Okay.
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Okay.
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Who's a sweet boy?
Come here!
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Oh... what a sweet baby!
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Look at you! We're going
to have so much fun.
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How about if we
start with a bath?
260
00:11:25,437 --> 00:11:29,139
Okay? You like
bubbles, don't you?
261
00:11:29,174 --> 00:11:30,441
Not a chance.
262
00:11:30,475 --> 00:11:32,109
What's the problem?
You go out.
263
00:11:32,143 --> 00:11:33,611
Yeah, for a few hours.
Not overnight.
264
00:11:33,645 --> 00:11:35,946
You don't think they can get by
without you for one night?
265
00:11:35,981 --> 00:11:37,481
You seem to have trouble with it.
266
00:11:37,515 --> 00:11:40,584
Come on.
Let's ask them.
267
00:11:40,619 --> 00:11:42,786
Let's go.
Let's go.
268
00:11:42,821 --> 00:11:45,589
You think you guys can survive
one night without Fiona?
269
00:11:45,624 --> 00:11:47,157
No!
270
00:11:48,560 --> 00:11:49,927
Kidding.
271
00:11:49,961 --> 00:11:51,095
Sure.
272
00:11:51,129 --> 00:11:52,596
Yeah, have a great time.
273
00:11:52,631 --> 00:11:53,931
Debs, go pick up Liam
from Sheila's.
274
00:11:53,965 --> 00:11:56,000
No. Wait.
Debs, hold on.
275
00:11:56,034 --> 00:11:58,269
So you're chained to this house?
276
00:11:58,303 --> 00:12:00,137
I'm not a Labrador.
I like it here.
277
00:12:00,171 --> 00:12:01,438
Good. Because you'll be
40 by the time
278
00:12:01,473 --> 00:12:03,574
Liam gets out of the house.
Thirty-seven.
279
00:12:03,608 --> 00:12:05,643
You know, it really doesn't
have to be like this.
280
00:12:05,677 --> 00:12:07,077
Which part?
281
00:12:07,112 --> 00:12:08,712
The part where my mom splits?
282
00:12:08,747 --> 00:12:11,282
Or the part where my dad's a
raging alcoholic narcissist?
283
00:12:11,316 --> 00:12:12,750
No, the part where you feel like
284
00:12:12,784 --> 00:12:14,385
the world would stop
spinning on its axis
285
00:12:14,419 --> 00:12:15,753
if you take a night off.
286
00:12:15,787 --> 00:12:17,955
You know when a plane starts
going down, and they tell you
287
00:12:17,989 --> 00:12:19,623
to put your mask on
before helping anyone else?
288
00:12:19,658 --> 00:12:22,293
Put your mask on, Fiona!
289
00:12:22,327 --> 00:12:24,461
Yeah?
290
00:12:24,496 --> 00:12:28,299
Well, I've never been on a plane!
291
00:12:45,784 --> 00:12:49,153
Oh, thank God.
292
00:12:49,187 --> 00:12:50,554
Frank here?
293
00:12:50,588 --> 00:12:52,890
Only when there's a check
coming. Who are you?
294
00:12:52,924 --> 00:12:54,358
I'm his friend Kermit.
295
00:12:54,392 --> 00:12:56,160
Frank doesn't have any friends.
296
00:12:56,194 --> 00:12:57,928
Only people he hasn't
pissed off yet.
297
00:12:57,963 --> 00:13:00,664
Can you tell him,
I'm sorry, I tried.
298
00:13:02,467 --> 00:13:03,467
Frank's mail.
299
00:13:03,501 --> 00:13:05,402
He's been having it
sent to my place.
300
00:13:05,437 --> 00:13:07,204
But my girlfriend
Cynthia moved in,
301
00:13:07,238 --> 00:13:09,173
and she's been making
a lot of changes.
302
00:13:09,207 --> 00:13:10,874
She threw out my collection of
303
00:13:10,909 --> 00:13:13,010
19th-century erotica.
That was hard.
304
00:13:13,044 --> 00:13:17,548
She threw out my old Atari
cartridges. That was harder.
305
00:13:17,582 --> 00:13:19,149
But let's be honest.
306
00:13:19,184 --> 00:13:20,951
She's my last chance at
happiness, and that's
307
00:13:20,986 --> 00:13:24,021
more important than video games
and masturbation, right?
308
00:13:26,791 --> 00:13:28,592
I'll get the other bags
from the car.
309
00:13:37,936 --> 00:13:39,603
What's all this?
310
00:13:39,637 --> 00:13:40,971
Frank's bills.
311
00:13:41,006 --> 00:13:43,540
♪
♪
312
00:13:43,575 --> 00:13:47,044
$680 at Murphy's Liquor.
313
00:13:48,113 --> 00:13:51,281
$1,200 at the Windy Titty.
314
00:13:51,316 --> 00:13:52,483
A grand to Big Lenny?
315
00:13:52,517 --> 00:13:55,285
Drug dealers take credit cards?
316
00:13:56,354 --> 00:13:57,888
Ah!
317
00:13:57,922 --> 00:13:59,690
He bought a 65-inch flat-screen?
318
00:13:59,724 --> 00:14:00,724
Where the hell is that?
319
00:14:00,759 --> 00:14:03,327
Wait, let me see those.
320
00:14:03,361 --> 00:14:05,329
Unbelievable.
What?
321
00:14:05,363 --> 00:14:07,464
He used our names
to get the cards.
322
00:14:07,499 --> 00:14:10,601
Cool, I just got a subscription
to Penthouse.
323
00:14:14,105 --> 00:14:16,140
Another JB.
324
00:14:16,174 --> 00:14:17,775
How about another
steak to soak that up
325
00:14:17,809 --> 00:14:19,443
before you go back to surgery?
Know anyone
326
00:14:19,477 --> 00:14:21,245
who wants to buy part of a liver?
327
00:14:21,279 --> 00:14:23,847
Something tells me yours has
a few too many miles on it.
328
00:14:23,882 --> 00:14:25,449
Aha!
329
00:14:25,483 --> 00:14:26,450
Your phone, garçon.
330
00:14:26,484 --> 00:14:27,684
Here's a man
331
00:14:27,719 --> 00:14:29,153
with cash to give.
332
00:14:29,187 --> 00:14:31,121
A.B. Fischer.
333
00:14:31,156 --> 00:14:32,990
The HoboBrawl guy?
I can pass.
334
00:14:33,024 --> 00:14:34,625
As homeless, you?
335
00:14:34,659 --> 00:14:35,859
No.
336
00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:39,430
Bills from our creditors.
337
00:14:39,464 --> 00:14:41,565
You've been buying stuff
using our names?
338
00:14:41,599 --> 00:14:42,900
Never used your name.
339
00:14:42,934 --> 00:14:45,469
Do you know how much debt
your kids are in now?
340
00:14:45,503 --> 00:14:48,138
$7,500... I couldn't get 'em
to raise the credit limit.
341
00:14:48,173 --> 00:14:49,440
Plus interest.
342
00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:52,309
It's the credit card
companies you should blame.
343
00:14:52,343 --> 00:14:55,446
I didn't cause the downfall
of the American economy.
344
00:14:55,480 --> 00:14:57,347
The president said spend.
345
00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:58,348
I spent.
346
00:14:58,383 --> 00:15:00,117
Where's my Purple Heart?
347
00:15:00,151 --> 00:15:01,351
Is that a new flat-screen?
348
00:15:01,386 --> 00:15:04,388
Smashed the first one when
he was on crystal microdot.
349
00:15:04,422 --> 00:15:06,890
Meanwhile, some guy named Paco
350
00:15:06,925 --> 00:15:10,027
is jumping a fence
and taking my job.
351
00:15:10,061 --> 00:15:11,328
Where's the justice?
352
00:15:11,362 --> 00:15:13,697
Sends for his whole family,
packs 'em in
353
00:15:13,731 --> 00:15:14,798
20 to a room.
354
00:15:14,833 --> 00:15:16,900
Guess who's supporting them.
355
00:15:16,935 --> 00:15:19,203
Me, my taxes.
356
00:15:19,237 --> 00:15:22,172
What happened
to personal responsibility?
357
00:15:22,207 --> 00:15:24,341
Never use their names again.
358
00:15:26,111 --> 00:15:28,145
You're a liberal.
359
00:15:31,416 --> 00:15:34,485
How does a grown man let
a teenager take a gun from him?
360
00:15:34,519 --> 00:15:38,856
How can a man who has fathered
two children have no balls?
361
00:15:38,890 --> 00:15:40,424
It's a medical mystery.
362
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:41,959
What do you want me to do?
363
00:15:41,993 --> 00:15:43,160
Restock the feminine hygiene.
364
00:15:43,194 --> 00:15:45,596
What did you want me
to do... shoot the kid?
365
00:15:45,630 --> 00:15:46,930
You'd probably get
thank-you cards.
366
00:15:46,965 --> 00:15:48,599
You're a U.S. citizen.
367
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,200
You have the right to bear arms,
368
00:15:50,235 --> 00:15:51,835
a right that none of
those founding fathers
369
00:15:51,870 --> 00:15:53,403
ever thought would trickle down
370
00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:54,705
to a couple of heathens like us,
371
00:15:54,739 --> 00:15:55,706
but then that's their fault.
372
00:15:55,740 --> 00:15:57,641
We're getting robbed blind!
373
00:16:01,112 --> 00:16:03,080
Is that a new jacket, Ian?
374
00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:05,516
Yeah.
375
00:16:05,550 --> 00:16:07,451
Where'd you get the money...
the register?
376
00:16:10,922 --> 00:16:14,324
There anything going on
behind my back?
377
00:16:17,795 --> 00:16:20,197
No.
378
00:16:20,231 --> 00:16:24,468
Four cameras,
every square inch covered.
379
00:16:24,502 --> 00:16:28,405
From now on,
I am the eye in the sky.
380
00:16:32,911 --> 00:16:35,445
♪
♪
381
00:16:37,649 --> 00:16:39,583
Ooh, look,
382
00:16:39,617 --> 00:16:42,052
I found another box.
383
00:16:42,086 --> 00:16:43,353
Ooh.
384
00:16:43,388 --> 00:16:46,523
My gosh,
let's see what's in here.
385
00:16:46,558 --> 00:16:48,025
Okay.
386
00:16:48,059 --> 00:16:50,861
Oh, finger paints.
387
00:16:50,895 --> 00:16:52,462
We definitely have to do that.
388
00:16:54,232 --> 00:16:57,301
And let's see,
what else do we have?
389
00:16:57,335 --> 00:17:00,871
Ooh, which one do
you like better...
390
00:17:00,905 --> 00:17:04,374
the baby or the whore?
391
00:17:04,409 --> 00:17:07,077
Which one, sweet baby?
392
00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:09,079
The whore, okay.
393
00:17:09,113 --> 00:17:11,782
Look at that.
394
00:17:11,816 --> 00:17:14,117
It's Karen's Easy-Bake Oven.
395
00:17:14,152 --> 00:17:15,786
Oh,
396
00:17:15,820 --> 00:17:17,454
my gosh.
397
00:17:29,334 --> 00:17:32,336
♪
♪
398
00:17:32,370 --> 00:17:35,272
What is this meeting tonight?
399
00:17:35,306 --> 00:17:37,374
You join Sex Addicts Anonymous
or something?
400
00:17:37,408 --> 00:17:39,810
It's with a social worker.
We're getting a foster kid.
401
00:17:39,844 --> 00:17:41,478
I thought you didn't want kids.
402
00:17:41,512 --> 00:17:43,480
$384 a month.
403
00:17:43,514 --> 00:17:44,548
You ready for it?
404
00:17:44,582 --> 00:17:46,516
It's lots of work.
405
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:47,784
Kev really wants a kid.
406
00:17:47,819 --> 00:17:48,819
I convinced him to rent
407
00:17:48,853 --> 00:17:50,187
before we own.
408
00:17:50,221 --> 00:17:52,656
Yeah, can you take Frank off
my hands while you're at it?
409
00:17:52,690 --> 00:17:54,925
He really ordered
12 bottles of Oxy
410
00:17:54,959 --> 00:17:55,926
under Carl's name?
411
00:17:55,960 --> 00:17:57,628
Claimed he was a
terminal cancer patient.
412
00:17:57,662 --> 00:17:58,929
He's got Debbie buying handguns.
413
00:17:58,963 --> 00:18:00,697
Christ, it's enough
he screws up his own life.
414
00:18:00,732 --> 00:18:02,432
Leave us the hell out of it.
415
00:18:02,467 --> 00:18:04,001
Girl, you need to unwind.
416
00:18:04,035 --> 00:18:05,102
You sound like Steve.
417
00:18:05,136 --> 00:18:06,737
Well, he may look
like he's in a boy band,
418
00:18:06,771 --> 00:18:07,771
but he's got a point.
419
00:18:07,805 --> 00:18:08,905
This is my side over here.
420
00:18:08,940 --> 00:18:09,973
This is where you're
supposed to be.
421
00:18:10,008 --> 00:18:11,608
Just go.
422
00:18:11,643 --> 00:18:12,876
You don't think I want to?
423
00:18:12,910 --> 00:18:14,177
A night in a fancy hotel?
424
00:18:14,212 --> 00:18:16,313
You don't think I'd
love to jump at that?
425
00:18:16,347 --> 00:18:17,314
But I don't have a choice.
426
00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:18,715
I don't get
to "just go."
427
00:18:18,750 --> 00:18:20,083
Don't be stupid.
428
00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:21,151
You have a choice.
429
00:18:21,185 --> 00:18:22,919
You're just making the wrong one.
430
00:18:22,954 --> 00:18:24,655
Everybody's gonna be in one piece
431
00:18:24,689 --> 00:18:25,689
when you get back.
432
00:18:25,723 --> 00:18:27,024
Just go.
433
00:18:27,058 --> 00:18:29,693
Order some room service,
take a bath,
434
00:18:29,727 --> 00:18:32,029
fuck with the curtains open.
435
00:18:35,166 --> 00:18:38,602
A-one, a-twoa-three.
436
00:18:38,636 --> 00:18:40,871
Look at you go.
437
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:43,273
You're like a cowboy.
438
00:18:43,308 --> 00:18:44,708
Let's see, do you like it?
439
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:46,877
Do you like it, sweet boy?
440
00:18:46,911 --> 00:18:50,047
Oh!
441
00:18:50,081 --> 00:18:51,782
Aw...
442
00:18:51,816 --> 00:18:53,016
I just...
443
00:18:54,886 --> 00:18:59,456
I just want to
see... so soft.
444
00:19:01,559 --> 00:19:03,360
Aw...
445
00:19:03,394 --> 00:19:07,397
You're a sweet boy,
you're a sweet boy.
446
00:19:07,432 --> 00:19:08,699
Yes, you are.
447
00:19:10,201 --> 00:19:11,668
Take out his eye.
448
00:19:11,703 --> 00:19:15,672
These hobos are really
going for blood.
449
00:19:18,509 --> 00:19:22,145
I need $6,000 by tomorrow,
or I'm a dead man.
450
00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:24,147
You know what saved my life?
451
00:19:24,182 --> 00:19:26,049
Aw, don't say Jesus.
452
00:19:26,084 --> 00:19:27,250
Smoothie saved my life.
453
00:19:27,285 --> 00:19:28,251
Who's Smoothie?
454
00:19:28,286 --> 00:19:30,587
Not a guy. The drink.
455
00:19:30,621 --> 00:19:32,656
That was back when I worked in
an office building, came home
456
00:19:32,690 --> 00:19:34,725
to a big house,
closet full of suits.
457
00:19:34,759 --> 00:19:36,193
Wife, kids, you name it.
458
00:19:36,227 --> 00:19:37,427
Nightmare.
459
00:19:37,462 --> 00:19:40,197
I went out of the office
one morning on a smoothie run.
460
00:19:40,231 --> 00:19:41,631
I didn't even like smoothies.
461
00:19:41,666 --> 00:19:43,700
While I was out, the office
got hit by a plane...
462
00:19:43,735 --> 00:19:45,235
a fucking Cessna.
463
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:46,236
Can you believe that?
464
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,604
A big fire.
465
00:19:47,638 --> 00:19:49,873
They couldn't I.D. shit.
466
00:19:49,907 --> 00:19:51,441
Presumed dead.
467
00:19:51,476 --> 00:19:53,810
I never went home,
and I never looked back.
468
00:19:53,845 --> 00:19:56,713
Start over, Frank, come on.
469
00:19:56,748 --> 00:19:59,716
Where the hell am I
going to get a Cessna?
470
00:19:59,751 --> 00:20:02,219
Take matters into your own hands.
471
00:20:02,253 --> 00:20:04,221
You get me?
472
00:20:04,255 --> 00:20:06,289
Yeah.
473
00:20:06,324 --> 00:20:07,557
No.
474
00:20:07,592 --> 00:20:10,560
Make those guys who are
after you think you're dead.
475
00:20:10,595 --> 00:20:11,695
They don't live here.
476
00:20:11,729 --> 00:20:13,563
You're never going
to see 'em again.
477
00:20:13,598 --> 00:20:17,167
You pretend to be dead, and
your problems die for real.
478
00:20:17,201 --> 00:20:19,770
Yo, Gallagher, you're up!
479
00:20:26,110 --> 00:20:28,245
My lucky day.
480
00:20:30,982 --> 00:20:31,982
Go for the nuts!
481
00:20:34,118 --> 00:20:36,386
There we go.
482
00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:39,556
All nice and clean.
483
00:20:39,590 --> 00:20:42,025
Oh, Liam, it's still warm.
484
00:20:44,061 --> 00:20:48,899
Liam... Liam.
485
00:20:50,635 --> 00:20:54,070
Liam, are we playing
hide and seek?
486
00:20:54,105 --> 00:20:58,074
Liam, where did you crawl off to?
487
00:21:00,111 --> 00:21:03,079
Liam.
488
00:21:14,158 --> 00:21:15,692
Liam!
489
00:21:15,726 --> 00:21:17,894
No, come inside, sweetie!
490
00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:21,865
Liam, honey, you have to come...
491
00:21:38,416 --> 00:21:40,550
Liam.
492
00:21:47,225 --> 00:21:49,860
Okay, okay.
493
00:21:49,894 --> 00:21:50,927
I should call.
494
00:21:50,962 --> 00:21:52,796
Everything back home is fine.
495
00:21:52,830 --> 00:21:54,831
This way.
496
00:21:54,866 --> 00:21:56,633
Don't we have to check in?
497
00:21:56,667 --> 00:21:57,968
We're about to.
All set?
498
00:21:58,002 --> 00:21:59,102
Room 3201.
499
00:21:59,136 --> 00:22:00,403
Wedding was called off,
500
00:22:00,438 --> 00:22:02,272
but the room was already
charged to their credit card.
501
00:22:02,306 --> 00:22:04,407
Apparently, the bride saw her
fiancé on To Catch a Predator.
502
00:22:04,442 --> 00:22:06,743
Ouch.
503
00:22:06,777 --> 00:22:08,044
Honeymoon suite's all yours.
504
00:22:08,079 --> 00:22:09,179
Honeymoon suite?
505
00:22:09,213 --> 00:22:10,480
Oh, you're gonna love it.
506
00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:16,319
Liam!
507
00:22:16,354 --> 00:22:17,954
Liam, come!
508
00:22:17,989 --> 00:22:20,056
Liam!
509
00:22:57,562 --> 00:22:59,563
Checking if you can see
the house from here?
510
00:22:59,597 --> 00:23:03,199
Ah, I assume Carl's burned it
to the ground by now.
511
00:23:03,234 --> 00:23:04,267
Come on, one night.
512
00:23:05,803 --> 00:23:06,670
Hungry?
513
00:23:06,704 --> 00:23:08,104
Yeah.
514
00:23:08,139 --> 00:23:10,473
But c-can we order
a burger or something?
515
00:23:10,508 --> 00:23:12,375
Hotel probably gave us
something hard to pronounce.
516
00:23:12,410 --> 00:23:14,144
Take a look.
517
00:23:14,178 --> 00:23:16,112
Al's Beef, sweet peppers.
518
00:23:16,147 --> 00:23:18,381
I had them bring it over.
519
00:23:19,884 --> 00:23:21,017
I think I just came.
520
00:23:21,052 --> 00:23:22,452
Fries, too.
521
00:23:23,888 --> 00:23:26,323
Dig in.
522
00:23:26,357 --> 00:23:28,058
I won't look like a lady.
523
00:23:33,731 --> 00:23:36,399
♪
♪
524
00:23:56,087 --> 00:23:58,688
Liam's in danger.
525
00:23:58,723 --> 00:24:00,590
He needs me.
526
00:24:24,949 --> 00:24:27,150
Okay.
527
00:24:29,186 --> 00:24:31,788
I made it.
528
00:24:36,794 --> 00:24:38,662
What happened to you?
529
00:24:38,696 --> 00:24:40,697
Uh, huge guy jumped me.
530
00:24:40,731 --> 00:24:41,931
280, 290...
531
00:24:41,966 --> 00:24:43,166
steroids, who knows?
532
00:24:43,200 --> 00:24:44,167
Good for him.
533
00:24:44,201 --> 00:24:46,836
I need your help.
534
00:24:46,871 --> 00:24:48,171
I got maybe two bucks.
535
00:24:48,205 --> 00:24:49,506
No, no, no. Show of hands,
536
00:24:49,540 --> 00:24:51,074
how many of you, at
one point or another,
537
00:24:51,108 --> 00:24:52,108
wanted to see me dead?
538
00:24:54,612 --> 00:24:56,346
Yeah!
539
00:24:56,380 --> 00:24:57,914
Here's your chance.
540
00:24:57,948 --> 00:24:59,916
♪
♪
541
00:25:03,554 --> 00:25:07,157
♪ I sit and watch
these shitty creeps go by ♪
542
00:25:07,191 --> 00:25:09,726
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
543
00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:13,430
♪ With a beer and a tear
dropping out of my eye ♪
544
00:25:13,464 --> 00:25:15,098
♪ Oh, man... ♪
545
00:25:17,368 --> 00:25:19,335
Hi, Mrs. Bergdoll.
546
00:25:19,370 --> 00:25:21,938
Got some bones
for your pit bulls.
547
00:25:21,972 --> 00:25:24,841
I told you, no more
comforters until Carl
548
00:25:24,875 --> 00:25:26,976
kicks the head lice.
549
00:25:27,011 --> 00:25:29,112
I need a man's suit,
something dark.
550
00:25:29,146 --> 00:25:30,814
The box.
551
00:25:30,848 --> 00:25:33,116
They were never picked up.
552
00:25:40,658 --> 00:25:43,159
Any chance I can borrow this?
553
00:25:43,194 --> 00:25:45,295
I'll return it tomorrow, promise.
554
00:25:45,329 --> 00:25:46,296
Who for?
555
00:25:46,330 --> 00:25:47,297
My dad.
556
00:25:47,331 --> 00:25:49,499
Frank? I'd have
to burn it.
557
00:25:49,533 --> 00:25:53,136
Four-pound roast and ten pounds
of prime chuck?
558
00:25:57,208 --> 00:25:58,541
I got nothing. You?
559
00:25:58,576 --> 00:26:00,076
Empty.
560
00:26:00,111 --> 00:26:01,978
Hey, you know,
I got to leave in five minutes.
561
00:26:02,012 --> 00:26:04,981
I can't believe you guys
are getting a foster kid.
562
00:26:05,015 --> 00:26:06,316
Bingo.
563
00:26:06,350 --> 00:26:09,586
Looks like a good one, too.
564
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:13,523
You know, a lot of those
foster kids are messed up.
565
00:26:13,557 --> 00:26:15,024
Exactly.
566
00:26:15,059 --> 00:26:17,227
That's why they need
a positive influence.
567
00:26:25,736 --> 00:26:27,704
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
What do you want?
568
00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:29,272
Vicodin, morphine, peyote?
569
00:26:29,306 --> 00:26:30,273
Tetrodotoxin.
570
00:26:30,307 --> 00:26:32,075
Zombie drug.
Need a week.
571
00:26:32,109 --> 00:26:34,310
Need something now.
Roofie get the job done?
572
00:26:34,345 --> 00:26:36,412
I don't want to rape him, I
just need to knock his ass out.
573
00:26:36,447 --> 00:26:38,848
Could I try a sample of that one?
574
00:26:38,883 --> 00:26:39,883
No free samples.
575
00:26:39,917 --> 00:26:41,785
Where'd you learn your trade?
576
00:26:41,819 --> 00:26:43,453
You're supposed to get me hooked.
577
00:26:43,487 --> 00:26:46,089
Never go on stage
without a dry run.
578
00:26:46,123 --> 00:26:47,323
I'm gonna take
579
00:26:47,358 --> 00:26:48,558
six of these red ones.
580
00:26:48,592 --> 00:26:49,959
Just give me
the horse tranquilizer.
581
00:26:49,994 --> 00:26:51,361
Enough to knock out a Clydesdale.
582
00:26:51,395 --> 00:26:52,462
Frank's a professional.
583
00:26:52,496 --> 00:26:53,797
You're gonna want to
584
00:26:53,831 --> 00:26:55,899
check his pockets before you go.
585
00:26:55,933 --> 00:26:56,800
Oh, how...
586
00:26:58,269 --> 00:26:59,502
Up a little more...
587
00:27:01,839 --> 00:27:03,306
A little more.
Is that good?
588
00:27:03,340 --> 00:27:04,874
Let's see.
589
00:27:11,248 --> 00:27:12,782
Can you see me?
590
00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:14,317
No. It's the Bermuda Triangle.
591
00:27:15,820 --> 00:27:17,720
Lock the door.
592
00:27:42,613 --> 00:27:46,182
What time is it?
593
00:27:46,217 --> 00:27:49,085
More like,
"What day is it?"
594
00:27:49,119 --> 00:27:50,753
Saturday, officially.
595
00:27:50,788 --> 00:27:53,189
Have you been watching TV
on mute this whole time?
596
00:27:53,224 --> 00:27:55,091
Yeah, the Bulls game was fine,
597
00:27:55,125 --> 00:27:56,960
but Charlie Rose was a challenge.
598
00:27:56,994 --> 00:27:58,595
Wow!
599
00:27:58,629 --> 00:28:00,864
I've never slept
on a bed this soft.
600
00:28:00,898 --> 00:28:02,699
Only made one.
601
00:28:02,733 --> 00:28:06,002
You know, I should let
you doze off more often.
602
00:28:06,036 --> 00:28:07,804
I learned quite a lot.
603
00:28:07,838 --> 00:28:09,172
You talk in your sleep.
604
00:28:10,741 --> 00:28:12,075
Shut up.
605
00:28:12,109 --> 00:28:13,009
Yeah.
You really opened up.
606
00:28:13,043 --> 00:28:15,011
Thanked me for taking you away.
607
00:28:15,045 --> 00:28:16,880
Really?
608
00:28:16,914 --> 00:28:19,015
I mean, you kept on saying,
"You were right, Steve."
609
00:28:19,049 --> 00:28:20,183
Anything else?
610
00:28:20,217 --> 00:28:21,317
"You're the perfect guy
for me. I don't know
611
00:28:21,352 --> 00:28:22,452
what I would do without you."
612
00:28:22,486 --> 00:28:23,720
Uh-huh. That sounds
just like me.
613
00:28:23,754 --> 00:28:24,721
Yeah, I know, right?
614
00:28:24,755 --> 00:28:26,923
And along with something
about my penis
615
00:28:26,957 --> 00:28:28,491
being enormous
and all-powerful.
616
00:28:31,295 --> 00:28:32,829
Well, go tuck your enormous penis
617
00:28:32,863 --> 00:28:35,698
in your pants and
go answer the door.
618
00:28:37,268 --> 00:28:40,103
Reminder, got to be out
619
00:28:40,137 --> 00:28:41,537
by 10:00 a.m.
Convention coming in.
620
00:28:43,073 --> 00:28:44,574
Hey, what floor's the pool?
621
00:28:44,608 --> 00:28:45,942
Second, but it's closed.
622
00:28:50,481 --> 00:28:52,181
You bring your bathing suit?
623
00:28:53,884 --> 00:28:57,086
Me, neither.
624
00:29:15,205 --> 00:29:16,572
♪
♪
625
00:30:20,637 --> 00:30:21,771
What the fuck?
626
00:30:21,805 --> 00:30:23,206
I want the gun back, Mickey.
627
00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,041
Gallagher?
628
00:30:25,075 --> 00:30:26,175
The gun.
629
00:30:26,210 --> 00:30:28,277
All right.
630
00:30:42,993 --> 00:30:44,827
Whoa.
631
00:31:07,518 --> 00:31:09,185
Thank you
for watching Liam.
632
00:31:09,219 --> 00:31:10,386
Hope he wasn't
too much trouble.
633
00:31:10,421 --> 00:31:12,255
No trouble at all.
634
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:13,756
Don't be silly.
635
00:31:13,791 --> 00:31:16,259
We were just finger painting.
How was your night?
636
00:31:16,293 --> 00:31:17,493
Just what the doctor ordered.
637
00:31:17,528 --> 00:31:19,762
Will you need another one?
I can take him.
638
00:31:19,797 --> 00:31:21,230
Oh, thank you, Sheila,
but I couldn't ask...
639
00:31:21,265 --> 00:31:23,266
No, really. Really.
640
00:31:23,300 --> 00:31:25,334
It's really no bother.
641
00:31:25,369 --> 00:31:27,637
Really.
642
00:31:30,674 --> 00:31:32,442
I knitted him this sweater.
643
00:31:33,610 --> 00:31:35,812
Yeah.
644
00:31:35,846 --> 00:31:36,946
Okay. So, here's his...
645
00:31:36,980 --> 00:31:40,316
Thanks.
...baby bag.
646
00:31:40,350 --> 00:31:41,651
And...
647
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:45,121
Okay.
Come here, Pooh Bear?
648
00:31:45,155 --> 00:31:47,256
Okay.
Come on.
649
00:31:47,291 --> 00:31:48,257
Okay.
650
00:31:48,292 --> 00:31:49,759
Bye-bye, sweet boy.
Okay.
651
00:31:49,793 --> 00:31:51,761
Say good-bye, Liam.
652
00:31:51,795 --> 00:31:53,496
- Good-bye.
- Bye-bye.
653
00:31:53,530 --> 00:31:54,831
Thank you.
654
00:31:54,865 --> 00:31:56,332
Good-bye.
655
00:31:56,366 --> 00:31:58,334
Bye.
656
00:32:03,774 --> 00:32:05,141
You making all that noise?
657
00:32:05,175 --> 00:32:06,309
I'm trying to fuckin' sleep.
658
00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:07,610
You want your stupid eggs
or not, Dad?
659
00:32:07,644 --> 00:32:09,378
If you stop being such a prick,
660
00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:10,446
I'll even make you sausage.
661
00:32:10,481 --> 00:32:12,215
Yeah, yeah. All
right, all right.
662
00:32:40,744 --> 00:32:43,079
Mandy's making eggs.
663
00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:47,183
Put some clothes on.
664
00:32:47,217 --> 00:32:49,152
You two look like
a couple of fags.
665
00:32:56,059 --> 00:32:58,661
♪
♪
666
00:32:58,695 --> 00:33:00,062
Seen Frank?
667
00:33:01,431 --> 00:33:02,431
Know where he is?
668
00:33:02,466 --> 00:33:03,933
My heart says up there,
669
00:33:03,967 --> 00:33:06,569
but my gut says...
670
00:33:07,604 --> 00:33:08,938
He died last night.
671
00:33:08,972 --> 00:33:10,239
Cut the shit, asshole.
672
00:33:10,274 --> 00:33:11,774
He did.
He offed himself. OD'd.
673
00:33:11,808 --> 00:33:13,109
Oh, yeah?
What'd he take?
674
00:33:13,143 --> 00:33:14,343
What didn't he take?
675
00:33:14,378 --> 00:33:15,978
Blaze-of-glory cocktail.
676
00:33:16,013 --> 00:33:17,647
Vodka, codeine, Ecstasy,
677
00:33:17,681 --> 00:33:20,516
PCP and sleeping pills,
with a Drano chaser.
678
00:33:20,551 --> 00:33:22,251
Man, I'm telling you,
I should have known
679
00:33:22,286 --> 00:33:24,020
something was wrong
when he left last night.
680
00:33:24,054 --> 00:33:26,389
He hugged me.
681
00:33:29,593 --> 00:33:31,093
Oh, what, you don't believe me?
682
00:33:31,128 --> 00:33:32,662
Yeah?
683
00:33:32,696 --> 00:33:35,198
Why don't you go see
for yourself?
684
00:33:35,232 --> 00:33:39,569
♪
♪
685
00:33:47,945 --> 00:33:50,947
Kiss me, and I'll cut
your fucking tongue out.
686
00:33:55,986 --> 00:33:57,954
A hearse?
687
00:33:57,988 --> 00:33:59,755
Come on.
688
00:34:03,393 --> 00:34:05,228
- Yo, Carl, grab those.
- Ladies and gentlemen,
689
00:34:05,262 --> 00:34:07,096
let's go, let's go.
Yeah, right there.
690
00:34:07,130 --> 00:34:08,331
Hey.
Where is it?
691
00:34:08,365 --> 00:34:09,899
Put that right over there.
Right over there, Carl.
692
00:34:09,933 --> 00:34:12,401
Turn it around. There you go. Oh, put it...
What the hell?
693
00:34:12,436 --> 00:34:14,870
Just go get the other one. Act like
you know what you're doing, okay?
694
00:34:14,905 --> 00:34:16,806
- Debbie, what's going on?
- Someone put the prayer cards out?
695
00:34:16,840 --> 00:34:18,040
Some killers are after dad,
696
00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:19,609
so we have to fake his death.
697
00:34:19,643 --> 00:34:21,244
Lip borrowed a casket.
698
00:34:21,278 --> 00:34:23,679
Carl found some flowers.
Dad's getting changed.
699
00:34:23,714 --> 00:34:25,481
I steamed your black dress,
but you'll have to hurry,
700
00:34:25,515 --> 00:34:27,016
'cause they'll be here
any minute.
701
00:34:27,050 --> 00:34:28,484
Carl, come back in here?
Anybody seen Ian?
702
00:34:29,620 --> 00:34:30,786
Debs! Come.
703
00:34:37,127 --> 00:34:38,494
Ian?
704
00:34:38,528 --> 00:34:41,297
What are you doing here?
705
00:34:41,331 --> 00:34:43,432
I told you to forget about it.
706
00:34:44,534 --> 00:34:45,868
Shit. Are you okay?
707
00:34:45,902 --> 00:34:47,336
Yeah.
708
00:34:47,371 --> 00:34:49,238
I'm good.
709
00:34:56,913 --> 00:34:58,881
Stuff the ice in his shirt.
710
00:34:58,915 --> 00:35:00,616
Stop! Enough!
711
00:35:00,651 --> 00:35:02,151
Your body needs to be cold.
712
00:35:02,185 --> 00:35:03,486
More morphine.
713
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:04,453
It's horse tranquilizer.
714
00:35:04,488 --> 00:35:05,788
Get in
the coffin
715
00:35:05,822 --> 00:35:06,822
before you pass out, Frank.
716
00:35:06,857 --> 00:35:08,357
Just a little taste?
717
00:35:08,392 --> 00:35:10,393
I don't even know why
we do this for you.
718
00:35:10,427 --> 00:35:12,528
You think it's easy
being a parent?
719
00:35:12,562 --> 00:35:13,729
Letting Fiona
720
00:35:13,764 --> 00:35:16,198
be the good cop?
721
00:35:16,233 --> 00:35:18,167
The important thing is you kids.
722
00:35:18,201 --> 00:35:19,568
Carl,
723
00:35:19,603 --> 00:35:21,370
I remember when the nurse
724
00:35:21,405 --> 00:35:23,572
in the hospital handed you to me.
725
00:35:23,607 --> 00:35:25,741
Carl was born in
the back of the van.
726
00:35:25,776 --> 00:35:26,976
You weren't there.
727
00:35:27,010 --> 00:35:29,045
I slapped his little ass myself.
728
00:35:32,182 --> 00:35:33,382
Hey!
Come on, get him in the coffin.
729
00:35:33,417 --> 00:35:34,984
Watch your head.
730
00:35:36,753 --> 00:35:37,720
Okay.
731
00:35:37,754 --> 00:35:38,954
Looks dead.
732
00:35:38,989 --> 00:35:40,890
Shallow breathing, clammy.
733
00:35:40,924 --> 00:35:42,992
Hey, Carl, more ice.
Got it.
734
00:35:43,026 --> 00:35:44,727
♪
♪
735
00:36:09,786 --> 00:36:12,254
Sorry for your loss.
736
00:36:12,289 --> 00:36:13,889
It was a shock.
I'm sure.
737
00:36:15,392 --> 00:36:16,392
Accident, was it?
738
00:36:16,426 --> 00:36:18,327
Suicide.
739
00:36:22,632 --> 00:36:24,033
I know you're faking it!
740
00:36:24,067 --> 00:36:27,737
Come on, open your eyes,
you lying, squirrelly sack of...
741
00:36:27,771 --> 00:36:30,606
Jesus, Rob! You're alive, I know it!
Come on!
742
00:36:30,640 --> 00:36:34,176
What's the matter with you?
Look at him... he's dead.
743
00:36:34,211 --> 00:36:35,911
Sorry, he's been
under a lot of stress, guys.
744
00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:38,347
Check with the boss.
745
00:36:38,382 --> 00:36:40,182
Nobody move!
746
00:36:44,354 --> 00:36:47,156
Yeah, there's nothing
here worth taking.
747
00:36:47,190 --> 00:36:48,691
Unless you want the little girl.
748
00:36:48,725 --> 00:36:50,726
She's 11, 12.
749
00:36:51,728 --> 00:36:52,628
Nah, she's cute,
750
00:36:52,662 --> 00:36:53,896
but not really a looker.
751
00:36:53,930 --> 00:36:55,431
How about Frank?
752
00:36:55,465 --> 00:36:56,899
Any toes, fingers?
753
00:36:56,933 --> 00:36:58,734
You know, for proof?
754
00:37:01,104 --> 00:37:03,739
Okay. Keeps his extremities.
755
00:37:03,774 --> 00:37:05,408
All right, and you'll
be going, then?
756
00:37:05,442 --> 00:37:07,209
Soon as he's in the ground.
757
00:37:07,244 --> 00:37:08,310
Wh-What?! No! Why?
758
00:37:08,345 --> 00:37:09,879
Boss's orders.
759
00:37:09,913 --> 00:37:11,747
Stay with the scumbag
till he's buried.
760
00:37:17,120 --> 00:37:18,254
Damn it! That's me!
761
00:37:23,126 --> 00:37:24,593
They're gonna bury him?
762
00:37:24,628 --> 00:37:26,595
If we keep our mouths shut.
763
00:37:26,630 --> 00:37:29,832
We need something
to put in the coffin.
764
00:37:40,710 --> 00:37:42,111
We need more time.
765
00:37:42,145 --> 00:37:43,446
Can you stall 'em?
766
00:37:45,982 --> 00:37:47,750
Okay.
767
00:37:47,784 --> 00:37:49,251
Ready?
768
00:37:49,286 --> 00:37:51,020
Flip.
Flip.
769
00:37:52,823 --> 00:37:54,590
God...
770
00:37:54,624 --> 00:37:56,125
♪
♪
771
00:37:56,159 --> 00:37:58,127
Carl's not lifting his share!
772
00:37:58,161 --> 00:37:59,662
Yes, I am.
You're not!
773
00:37:59,696 --> 00:38:02,164
Let me help.
774
00:38:02,199 --> 00:38:03,766
Jesus!
775
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:05,267
This stiff's starting
to get ripe.
776
00:38:05,302 --> 00:38:08,804
♪
♪
777
00:38:13,143 --> 00:38:15,511
Can you come here
for a second, honey?
778
00:38:15,545 --> 00:38:18,547
I want to show you something.
779
00:38:18,582 --> 00:38:20,382
This is from yesterday.
780
00:38:20,417 --> 00:38:22,685
Does anything look
different to you?
781
00:38:22,719 --> 00:38:23,886
No.
782
00:38:23,920 --> 00:38:25,721
You don't see the camera?
783
00:38:25,755 --> 00:38:27,990
It's like it moved
just a little bit.
784
00:38:28,024 --> 00:38:28,791
There.
785
00:38:30,494 --> 00:38:32,394
Register matches inventory.
786
00:38:32,429 --> 00:38:34,063
Yeah, you're right.
787
00:38:34,097 --> 00:38:35,965
I should probably shut it off.
788
00:38:35,999 --> 00:38:37,733
But then I'd miss the part
789
00:38:37,767 --> 00:38:40,469
where you take it up the
ass from a teenage boy.
790
00:38:40,504 --> 00:38:41,570
Here it is.
791
00:38:41,605 --> 00:38:42,671
Billy Elliott
792
00:38:42,706 --> 00:38:44,907
cornholing the father
of my children.
793
00:38:44,941 --> 00:38:48,844
Must be big, judging from
the grimace on your face.
794
00:38:48,879 --> 00:38:49,812
What?
795
00:38:49,846 --> 00:38:51,480
We were just getting
to the climax.
796
00:38:51,515 --> 00:38:53,048
Literally.
797
00:38:54,618 --> 00:38:56,485
Linda, I just got your message.
798
00:38:56,520 --> 00:38:58,254
What's up?
799
00:39:02,592 --> 00:39:05,227
That's for screwing my husband!
800
00:39:05,262 --> 00:39:07,796
What are you gonna tell the kids?
801
00:39:07,831 --> 00:39:09,098
I'm not.
802
00:39:09,132 --> 00:39:11,600
What about my mom?
803
00:39:11,635 --> 00:39:13,536
You bastard!
What about me?
804
00:39:17,774 --> 00:39:20,709
Do you want me to go?
805
00:39:20,744 --> 00:39:22,912
Wh...
806
00:39:22,946 --> 00:39:25,281
Where does that leave me?
807
00:39:25,315 --> 00:39:27,583
Starting over?
808
00:39:27,617 --> 00:39:29,618
I'm a white Muslim.
809
00:39:35,258 --> 00:39:37,126
I want another baby.
810
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:38,561
What?
811
00:39:38,595 --> 00:39:40,262
I get what I want,
and you can have
812
00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:42,364
what you want...
behind closed doors.
813
00:39:42,399 --> 00:39:45,367
I don't want to be the
laughing stock of the mosque.
814
00:39:47,003 --> 00:39:50,873
But no touching
the Forbidden Fruit
815
00:39:50,907 --> 00:39:52,575
until I'm knocked up.
816
00:39:52,609 --> 00:39:54,910
We clear?
817
00:39:58,982 --> 00:40:00,983
I'm sorry.
818
00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:03,385
You're not fired.
819
00:40:04,921 --> 00:40:06,488
My opinion?
820
00:40:06,523 --> 00:40:08,490
You could do better.
821
00:40:26,042 --> 00:40:29,378
Oh. Sorry, buddy,
it's a private wake.
822
00:40:34,651 --> 00:40:37,019
Uh, could I have
your attention, please?
823
00:40:37,053 --> 00:40:38,354
Uh...
824
00:40:38,388 --> 00:40:39,655
Frank Gallagher.
825
00:40:39,689 --> 00:40:41,023
Loving husband,
826
00:40:41,057 --> 00:40:42,424
devoted father.
827
00:40:42,459 --> 00:40:44,126
Truly respected
828
00:40:44,160 --> 00:40:46,195
and cherished member
of this community.
829
00:40:46,229 --> 00:40:48,831
He was a good friend
and a good neighbor,
830
00:40:48,865 --> 00:40:50,633
and he will be sorely missed.
831
00:40:50,667 --> 00:40:51,867
I just hope
832
00:40:51,901 --> 00:40:53,435
that in the afterlife...
833
00:40:55,572 --> 00:40:58,474
...they treat him as kindly
as he treated all of us.
834
00:40:58,508 --> 00:40:59,775
- To Frank.
- Frank! To Frank!
835
00:41:03,480 --> 00:41:05,781
Long trip back to Milwaukee.
836
00:41:06,816 --> 00:41:09,385
You okay to drive?
837
00:41:26,269 --> 00:41:28,404
Gonna take more than that
to put out the lights
838
00:41:28,438 --> 00:41:29,872
on Frank Gallagher!
839
00:41:29,906 --> 00:41:32,041
Next round's on me!
840
00:41:32,075 --> 00:41:32,975
Yeah!
841
00:41:34,010 --> 00:41:35,144
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
842
00:41:35,178 --> 00:41:38,247
♪
♪
843
00:41:40,517 --> 00:41:43,052
I followed the light,
844
00:41:43,086 --> 00:41:44,520
and there was Jesus.
845
00:41:44,554 --> 00:41:46,221
He enveloped me
846
00:41:46,256 --> 00:41:47,423
in his arms.
847
00:41:47,457 --> 00:41:50,726
He was warm, like...
848
00:41:50,760 --> 00:41:53,395
like the inner thighs
of an overworked hooker.
849
00:41:58,101 --> 00:42:00,235
Hey.
850
00:42:00,270 --> 00:42:01,804
I take it they're gone.
851
00:42:01,838 --> 00:42:03,439
Are you in a fight club?!
852
00:42:05,975 --> 00:42:09,078
Some of you seemed
a little too eager to see me go.
853
00:42:09,112 --> 00:42:11,780
Don't think I
don't know who you are.
854
00:42:11,815 --> 00:42:13,916
You're on the list, pal.
855
00:42:13,950 --> 00:42:15,884
♪
♪
856
00:42:34,671 --> 00:42:41,677
♪ It's starting to seem right ♪
857
00:42:41,711 --> 00:42:44,012
♪ That's the impression ♪
858
00:42:44,047 --> 00:42:45,247
♪ I get... ♪
859
00:42:45,281 --> 00:42:46,648
People ask me,
860
00:42:46,683 --> 00:42:48,383
they say, "Frank..."
861
00:42:48,418 --> 00:42:50,586
♪ Why do you drink? ♪
862
00:42:50,620 --> 00:42:52,755
♪ To get drunk! ♪
863
00:42:52,789 --> 00:42:54,356
♪ Why do you roll smoke? ♪
864
00:42:54,390 --> 00:42:55,791
♪ To get high! ♪
865
00:42:55,825 --> 00:42:57,693
♪ Why must you ♪
866
00:42:57,727 --> 00:43:02,331
♪ Live out all those songs
that you wrote? ♪
867
00:43:03,733 --> 00:43:05,334
See? Everything works out.
868
00:43:05,368 --> 00:43:07,436
You paid 'em off, right?
869
00:43:07,470 --> 00:43:09,171
My brothers, Debbie.
870
00:43:09,205 --> 00:43:11,807
You paid them to tell me to go
away last night, didn't you?
871
00:43:12,976 --> 00:43:15,377
♪ ...All night long, it's a ♪
872
00:43:15,411 --> 00:43:17,946
♪ Family tradition ♪
873
00:43:17,981 --> 00:43:18,947
Whoa!
874
00:43:18,982 --> 00:43:20,115
Fuck you.
875
00:43:20,150 --> 00:43:21,216
I love you, too.
876
00:43:21,251 --> 00:43:23,352
♪
♪
877
00:43:23,386 --> 00:43:25,154
Hey, hold on.
878
00:43:25,188 --> 00:43:26,522
Explanation.
879
00:43:26,556 --> 00:43:28,824
It's nothing.
No, not good enough.
880
00:43:28,858 --> 00:43:30,826
Kev, I'm gonna need an ice pack.
And where's Carl?
881
00:43:30,860 --> 00:43:32,861
Tell him I need him
to go to the pharmacy
882
00:43:32,896 --> 00:43:33,862
and get some vitamin K.
883
00:43:33,897 --> 00:43:35,697
Whoo!
884
00:43:35,732 --> 00:43:38,167
♪
♪
885
00:43:43,940 --> 00:43:45,641
Oh, fuck, Frank!
886
00:43:45,675 --> 00:43:47,876
Another TV?
887
00:43:47,911 --> 00:43:49,745
I'm okay.
888
00:43:53,079 --> 00:44:03,349
Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
889
00:44:08,898 --> 00:44:14,837
No problem. So, plus tax your
total comes to $1,172.24.
890
00:44:14,871 --> 00:44:16,405
There you go.
891
00:44:16,439 --> 00:44:18,307
Thank you, Mr. Gallagher.
892
00:44:18,341 --> 00:44:21,210
Mr. Gallagher?
Is my dad here?
893
00:44:21,244 --> 00:44:23,045
Call me Liam.
894
00:44:23,079 --> 00:44:26,079
♪ Lord, said I'm steadfast ♪
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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