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My Place?

Yeah! After the after-party.

Considering it's noon. When will that happen?

Fuck!

Fuck!

Here you go.

The kid's meals for the week.

Heat them up. You listening?

Just heat them up. Okay, Mom.

Don't call me Mom!

Gaspard!

Come here. You look like a punk.

Now you look handsome.

Ben!

Put her socks back on. We catch cold by the feet.

You sure you can't take the kids?

There are head lice at school.

I have to go. Mom's here.

I'm coming, Mom. I'm with Ben.

They sent us a notice "Head lice are back."

Clearly it's not our kids but shampoo them anyway.

Start by finding the small comb, a thin one.

You're in the bathroom? Go the bathroom!

I think she needs help.

DUMPED

We might have ran out, so go buy some.

But without sulfate!

Sorry, Mom. Every time I leave, it's a nightmare.

Did you know that the button to open the trunk is hidden in the 0 of 508?

Yes... so what?

That's twisted.

What was wrong with the button in the center easy to see?

I don't know.

Do you realize society is purposely confusing us?

So that we are happy to die.

But Mom...

Don't but me. You know I'm right.

Block the stewardess! I'm here!

...passenger Rose Dubois, destination the Reunion Island.

How did she become such a mess?

You forgot her in a gas station?

It doesn't ring a bell.

Hi, how are you?

Sorry, thank you.

Thank you for not closing the gate.

You're welcome. Your boarding pass, please.

Nice outfit. Are you table dancing on flight?

Comfortable clothes are ugly.

Have a nice flight.

Thanks, the overhead bin's going to be full.

What is she doing? Mom!

- What are you doing? - I'm not ready.

It's been six months.

- Come on! - 6 months is not a lot.

See you later.

- We're in the back! - The first to die.

In a crash the plane comes apart from the back.

Thanks for letting us know.

- Go ahead. - I'm trying.

My little girl, I have wonderful news.

Miss? Turn off your phone, please.

No, it's the dots... It's coming.

We are filling the tank. Turn it off, please.

Don't worry.

I never heard of a plane blowing up because of a text.

We're expecting a little girl, a Taurus just like you.

I'll answer and go.

It's imminent.

Not a word to Mom. We'll take care of it.

There. Let's go. Thank you.

You okay, Madam?

Not Madam, I'm Rose.

You okay, Rose?

Not really. I'm going to have a baby sister.

That's good news.

But my mom can't find out.

She doesn't know she's pregnant?

Oh no, she's 60! He left for another woman.

A non-menopausal one.

A non what?

Menopause. No tampons, hot flashes and no more kids.

Less detail, please.

Why? What bothers you? Menopause? Tampon?

Both. And you smell like alcohol.

- It's okay. - That's enough.

Honestly, it's okay.

Fish or meat?

I don't care. It's cat anyways.

What are you saying?

When fish and chicken taste the same, I call it cat.

Two fish, please.

- Sorry. - What are you doing here?

Is it me or Mom looks dead?

She took pills, it didn't look homeopathic.

Good for her. Did you get a text from Dad?

No. Why?

No reason. Just asking.

It's my turn!

Tell me what's going on.

Dad is going to be a dad.

What?

That's impossible.

My kids can't be aunt and uncle at 3 and 5 years old.

No niece and nephew.

The baby will be the aunt.

I don't care. He needs to abort.

- Are you serious? - Of course I am.

If dad dies, who'll get the kid? I will.

I think the mother will.

Nonsense. She's an irresponsible slut.

You mean a nurse in his hospital.

Exactly.

What's going on?

Nothing.

Rose is looking for the toilets.

Back there. I can smell it from here.

Rose?

- What? - Not a word!

Of course.

My dad says you're mentally unstable.

How is he an expert on mental stability?

He's a shrink.

They're applauding because the pilot landed?

Yes, but mostly to make him feel good about himself,

so he doesn't commit suicide with everyone on board.

Congrats! Outstanding!

Charming. It was worth an eleven hour flight.

It's beautiful!

I love it.

$0 pretty!

Don't ruin the swans!

I want a picture for the kids.

I'm exhausted. I'm going to bed.

- Already? - Yes, I'm going to die.

You're sleeping with Mom?

I think it's better.

Mom, where do you want to sleep?

- I don't know. - Any favorite side?

The entrance or the bathroom?

Your Dad was between the entrance and me.

Now that you can choose, which side?

I don't know.

With him I knew and now I don't know anymore.

No problem. I'll take this side.

- What? - I want to see your room.

See you, Mom!

See you later!

12 hours later still no news from Dad.

What do we do about Mom?

We say nothing.

We have to tell her! We can't lie to her.

A lie by omission is not a lie. We can't ruin her vacation.

- I'm a bad liar. - Me too.

But we have to stick to the plan. Saving Mom.

That's why we're here.

And celebrate her birthday.

And her birthday.

What did you get her?

A gift.

Mom's desperate. She's turning 60 and you don't have a gift.

I do. It's a surprise.

Something I made myself, I thought it was

nicer than buying something.

I can't wait to see that.

See you tomorrow.

Looking forward.

CLOSED

It's going to be okay, Mom.

It's going to be okay.

Move over, it's too hot.

Are you new?

You just arrived?

Yes. Today.

- You okay? - Yeah.

No. I need a gift. It's my mom's birthday tomorrow.

You're with your mom? Lucky you! I love my mom.

Yeah... so do I.

But you don't have a gift.

- How old is she? - 60.

- Any allergies? - No.

Magic mushrooms.

Natural, organic and fun. I just got some in.

For my mom?

Fun is for all ages. Don't stigmatize old people.

I have Molly too. Although, it's a bit chemical.

But the energy flow...

Happiness, empathy towards others.

I was thinking about a piece of pottery.

A hookah?

Or a bang?

No, more like a vase or a tray.

- Are you sure? - Absolutely.

Are you really a bartender?

No.

I'm Romain, in charge of sports. Drugs are part of the job.

Thierry is the bartender. He went to pee.

You gained a little. Stand straight.

I hate it when you do that.

No. I need to be in good shape tomorrow.

Just one. It's okay.

- What is it? - A pimped rum.

Pimped rum? Really?

He put on a suit and had a cool haircut?

Exactly.

This one tried so hard, you can't do that to him.

He's a hottie.

Spicy.

It fits you better than vanilla.

What makes you say that?

When was the last time you slept?

It's been a while.

Why don't you go to sleep?

I've never liked going to sleep.

What is that one?

- This one? - Yeah.

This one is too vulgar.

Ginger Hard Wood.

He's not invited to parties anymore.

That's not very nice. Poor thing.

Daily program.

Aqua fitness, Yoga, Petanque, Carnival Night.

Hello.

Hi.

What time is it?

8 a.m.

Fuck.

Nice necklace.

Can I buy it from you? I really need it.

Take it. I have no idea who it belongs to.

Have you seen my boots?

Good bye.

My boobs are much bigger. They're like an A cup and I'm B cup.

Since you won't see them again.

How's my Peak of the Furnace people doing?

Today we have aqua fit with our most handsome boy...

Hello, Rose.

Hi, Felix.

- What are you doing? - A walk of shame.

- What's that? - A walk home.

You're wearing yesterday's clothes, smelling of cigarette smoke,

your mascara's running.

Everybody knows you had sex, but the main problem is you reek.

So you're going to the pool then?

Gross! I'm not washing myself in the pool! I need a shower!

Where's your dad?

In his room. He is sad.

- Because of your mom? - Yeah.

Look at these pictures.

This was just before we left.

- Smell this pineapple! - Yes. It smells good.

It's not like in Paris.

Hello Sweetie.

- How did you sleep? - Great.

Where were you? We knocked like crazy.

I went for a run.

With your cowboy boots?

No. Barefoot on the beach.

- Like the Kenyans. - Exactly.

Kenyans wear sneakers, Mom.

Anyway. You're glowing.

Happy Birthday!

Oh an Air Austral pouch.

Thank you, Sweetie.

The gift is inside, Mom.

It's beautiful.

Thank you, Rose.

You made this?

Yeah.

- You like it? - Yeah.

Let me help.

There.

Well done, Rose. Honestly,

nice job for something handmade.

Thank you, Alice.

And where's your gift?

I'll wait for the actual day, if you don't mind.

Hello The Peak of the Furnace!

Today, it's Frangoise's birthday.

Let's sing for Frangoise's birthday! Here we go!

You look so young for 90 years old.

Thank you. How sweet.

I said 60 to the chef.

Party time! 90 years old is amazing.

Merry unbirthday Mom.

Careful guys, she's 90.

Take it easy with her hips.

It's funny. I always expect you here.

And you set the bar up there.

Anyways, good job on "Saving Mom".

Shut up.

Come on, Rose.

Leave it to those who know.

Come on, Mom!

More energy! 3...

4... Keep it going!

No aqua fit for the lizard?

No, thank you.

But take care of Alice.

The girl in blue.

She thinks one class will get rid of her cellulite.

Another disappointment ahead.

Arms up.

Stretch.

Work the right side... and the left.

What's your name?

- Alice. - You're doing good!

- You've already done aqua fit? - Never.

Three times a week at the Body Club.

Follow Alice's lead! Let's go!

Mom!

Mom!

What are you doing?

I'm bored.

Can you be bored in a less suicidal way?

You scared me.

I'm here. It's okay now.

It's too deep.

Don't worry. Hold me.

You can't swim?

Yes but not in water.

- You here for the balls? - What?

The Ball Game registration.

I'm looking for the concierge.

We don't really have one. Charlemagne is in charge of mail.

But he doesn't clean the common areas.

I'm looking for the person in charge of

the reservations for restaurants, transport...

The concierge.

We don't have one, what do you need?

Activities outside the club.

Let's see what I can suggest...

The Geranium Museum is really nice.

- No, it's too touristic. - Which means?

On your time off what do you do?

Barbecues at my in laws.

What do you do, Lily?

I have fun.

How do you have fun?

I'm happy for you but I need to know how?

- And if my mom would like it. - She will love it.

Good idea giving Mom a gun these days.

It's just the beginning.

Rose!

- It's okay. I got it. - Great.

Mom?

Shall we take a bigger one?

Yes.

Can I take this one?

A pump-action one? Are you sure?

It gets better and better.

We're not going to kill Dad!

Not us, Mom will.

You don't have to, Mom.

True. But he did leave for a 30 years old nurse.

And we don't know when it started.

Since we are here.

You okay, Mom?

You, help us!

That felt good.

You're silly.

Come on.

- What's next? - Surprise.

I can't do this. No way!

It's really weird!

Wait a second.

You're so zen!

Between my toes is weird.

What's the matter, Mom?

The girls must have told you about the baby. You ok?

What an idiot.

Mom!

Stop the drama Alice!

Good evening.

Everything okay for you guys?

Have fun tonight.

How's it going, folks? Perfect!

You guys okay? Have a good meal.

How's it going folks?

Good evening folks. Enjoy your meal.

No, thank you.

How's the sausage?

You want to talk about it?

No, you already talked without me.

I wanted to tell you. Rose said no.

Seriously Alice! Are you two years old?

I wanted to protect you.

That's very thoughtful of you.

I don't see how you can protect me.

You can't! There's no way to.

I mean it's horrible. What he did is awful.

That really helps.

- Can I say something? - I'm going to bed.

Wait Mom, I'm coming.

No! I want to be alone.

I have homeopathy if you want.

Just in case, look in my green pouch!

I hope you're happy. Great plan!

I never should have listened to you. She hates us.

Always in Mom's apron strings.

I can't stand your dog shitting face.

I can't stand it anymore.

Dad left, it's horrible.

He has a new life. Mom needs to move on too.

What planet are you from?

Mom is 60 years old.

So what? She's not a woman anymore?

The store's closed? She's Aunt Jemima?

You don't want her to be happy.

You're too afraid to lose your nanny.

You're insane!

You call twice a year. Don't tell me what makes her happy.

Hello princesses this looks fun!

Not as much as tonight's carnival.

Great. I love carnivals!

- Really? - It's better than the dance of the dead.

Yeah right, go hide.

See you, Judas.

Oh, okay.

Okay, okay!

You know the problem with Rose, she's not very perceptive.

She's so self-centered.

Hello?

You listening?

You okay? The kids?

Oh sorry! Have fun watching the game!

Go Paris!

I love you.

Say hi to Patrick.

Hi.

You okay?

It's not a good time?

Sorry, you said never again.

Yeah, but...

Anyways, I'm not here for that.

I wanted to know if

you have shaving cream?

- Shaving cream? - Yes to...

remove my boots, I mean, remove my hair.

No. Shave my legs to take off my boots.

If you shave, it'll grow back thicker.

Thanks for the advice.

Avoid the mustache.

So funny! I like your son's humor better.

Smile and turn...

Left. Right. Left... Left.

Way to go, Dad! It's awesome!

Your dad's still not coming out?

No.

- What about your mom? - Bottom of the barrel.

Damn!

I got her out of the barrel and my dad just ruined it.

She knows for the baby?

Yeah...

And she's crying in her room.

Or in the bathroom.

She'll start smoking again.

You've become an expert in depression.

A little.

Your dad is about to hit rock bottom. When he does, he will get back up.

For your mom? Will you wait or do something?

I am! I keep on telling her life is ahead of her.

She doesn't believe me.

And what if someone else tells her?

How is that?

That old guy looks good.

I think he's alone.

- Hi. - You okay?

Fine and you?

It's just a drink and some talking

with the three of us.

I was inviting your dad for a drink. You can come.

With my mom and sister.

How about getting a drink tonight?

- Yeah. - Really?

Let's say... I don't know... 8 p.m.?

- Or 9 p.m... - Can I help you?

If anyone wants my paddle, I'm done with it.

Paul this is...

Rose.

Hi, Rose.

Pleased to meet you.

You don't look pleased.

What do you mean?

Okay, well...

- Have a nice stay. - Yeah right!

We said no talking to girls.

Ladies and Gentlemen!

Meet up with Charlemagne for the White Party.

Here we go! Dance floor, cocktails and co!

Follow Charlemagne tonight for the White Party!

So?

Nothing but twisted psychopaths in this resort.

How did it go with the orthodontist?

I'll be home late. It's the White Party tonight.

Yes, I love you too.

Where did his accent go?

And twisted schizophrenics.

Not one guy for the job.

I'd offer my father but he's no bargain.

I agree.

- It's not his fault, since... - Wait a minute.

Don't move. Wait for me.

- Hi. - Hi.

- You okay? - Yeah.

It's going to be a good party tonight.

Really nice! You coming?

Yeah.

You should invite my mom to dance.

I'm not used to being told what to do.

I understand.

Take it like a mission.

I can reward you.

Wait.

Look.

There.

How far do you want me to go with her?

What do you mean?

- What do I do to her? - Nothing. Are you crazy!

Just cheer her up.

You invite her to dance. While you dance you say

she's beautiful,

intelligent, the girl you always dreamed of being with.

But you can't because you're happily married.

But she's the first one to make you doubt.

Got it?

You understand?

As for the rest, keep out. Forbidden. Beware of the dog.

See you tonight.

See you later.

Hello, Sweetie.

You okay, Mom?

What are you doing?

I'm moving on, I never want to see him again.

Roubaix is nice. I'm looking at places.

Roubaix?

What are you doing here?

I'm allowed to talk to Mom.

What are you talking about?

- She's moving to Roubaix. - What?

The kids and I live in Paris.

If you want to move somewhere,

at least go somewhere sunny.

What did you do?

What?

You look like a strawberry and vanilla ice cream.

Damn!

What can I do? Do you have Aloe Vera?

In my vanity case.

What would I do without you.

- I hate sunburns. Thanks. - You're welcome.

You'll be on your own when I'm in Roubaix.

Stop laughing. Put the cream on!

Oh my gosh!

Pardon me!

Tonight is The White Party.

Let's go and celebrate Roubaix.

No, I'm exhausted.

So am I. Anyways, I have a third degree burn.

Ouch! Are you crazy Rose!

- Save Mom mission! - Right, sorry.

You know what actually, I'd love to go.

- Please, Mom! - Come with us!

Seriously, girls?

Okay, fine.

You stupid idiot!

- Nice! - It's my only dress. I can't wear pants!

I'll lend you one of mine!

You don't wear dresses only nighties.

Thank you.

Your plate's empty.

You can pick from mine.

No, thank you. You only took brown food.

It looks like diarrhea.

Fine. How funny, I try to be nice. Teaches me right.

I'm fed up.

I do everything for everyone to be happy.

All I get in return is

eat shit.

Good evening, Ladies!

Can I offer a frozen Margarita?

Y es, thanks .

It's funny. You look alike. Are you sisters?

Yes, I'm the little sister.

That's very cold, right?

I'll have one of those. Thank you.

See you later.

See you at the show.

Yeah right.

See you later!

Awesome!

I wouldn't do that if I were you.

How's the Peak of the Furnace doing?

Great energy tonight!

Please welcome your favorite bartender,

the man I'd like to be if I were Flemish.

Please welcome with a round of applause, Thierry!

It's strange, what is happening tonight

I'm looking at you like the first time.

Excuse me I forgot something.

I don't have a Dalida.

Will you be my Dalida?

- What's your name? - Her name's Francoise.

Let's encourage Francoise! A round of applause!

Come on, Mom!

It's strange, what is happening tonight.

I look at you like the first time.

Let's hear it for Francoise.

She's a bit shy.

Next time, Miss. Francoise can do it.

You can do it Mom!

It's strange, what is happening tonight

I look at you like the first time.

Words and words always words.

The same words

I don't know how else to say.

Nothing but words.

You are my love story I'll never stop reading.

Easy words.

Fragile words, it was too beautiful.

My yesterday and my tomorrow.

All bastards.

For always my only truth.

But it's the end

of dreams.

Memories fade away too.

Especially when they are shitty.

You're the wind that carries away the scent of roses.

Betrayal.

Backstabbing lies.

Thanks, not for me.

You can offer them to someone else.

Who will fall from very high.

You and your mother fucking text.

Makes me want to.

Beat the shit out of you.

One more word.

You piece of shit.

- Listen to me. - Scumbag

I 'm begging You.

Prick

I 'm begging You.

Pathetic loser.

Always a loser.

That's who you really are.

Congratulations Francoise!

A round of applause

for Thierry and Francoise!

Take it easy, Romain.

And now the Peak of the Furnace dance!

And don't forget tonight is the White Party.

We need to learn this dance. It's awesome!

Everybody, arms up!

Wait up, Rose!

- Look is that them? - No.

Have you seen our Mom?

No, only Koreans slow dancing at the club. It's soft.

- I'm off to the Hang Over. - What is it?

Sculpture exhibition. Try to keep up, Alice!

No, it's a bar.

- We're coming! - Great!

I have a third degree burn!

Oh shoot! She sat on flames?

There they are!

Mom!

She doesn't even care we're here.

Good. It means she's having fun.

Mom!

Let's dance. It's fun.

Be careful. I have a sunburn.

You're a little too close!

And there. Excuse me!

I hate it here. The hike is tomorrow, I'm taking her home.

Listen, Alice.

If you're tired, go to bed. I'll keep an eye on her.

After 2 drinks you forget you even have a mother.

Whatever!

She can walk herself home.

Let her have fun.

Careful, I have sunburns. You too, Sir.

I don't know how to say this... It's not my thing!

Thanks but no thanks.

I won't leave her with him. He's a sticky leech.

No, he's not!

What is that?

He's very sick.

He just needs a moment of joy.

Sick? What's wrong with him?

I don't really know.

Lily told me about it. No details, but it's dark.

It's like imminent death.

What?

That's terrible.

Yeah it's...

Poor man.

Maybe that's why he sweats so much.

Probably. Yeah, I guess.

- Maybe he's contagious. I'll ask. - No!

If he were, he'd be in quarantine.

- You think Mom knows? - Yes. Let's go.

Come on!

Isn't it great, Mom went from depressive to dancing like Shakira.

What's great is Mom having fun.

Now that she's taking care of a dying man.

It was just a dance.

You never know.

Yes we do.

I know.

I love cigarettes, but they don't love me.

When we get back we should find her a cause.

To fill the emptiness.

What about you?

Seeing anyone?

No. Never play two nights in the same town.

I see.

So you're going to freeze your eggs?

Excuse me? Are you crazy?

So you can relax and have kids later.

Who said I want kids?

- Everyone wants kids. - No, Alice.

Unlike you I don't think I'll live 100 years and need descendants.

What's your point?

You had kids for Sunday's lunch.

So much trouble for a tiny chance of not ending up alone.

- Whatever. Nonsense. - You know I'm right.

I won't ruin my best years preparing for the worst.

Bullshit.

I don't like family. It makes people boring.

How sweet.

It makes people happy too, I swear.

I don't get bored with Ben.

- Not all men are jerks like Dad. - Okay.

Yes, Rose. It is possible to meet someone nice and fun.

You have to want it. Good night.

Like I said, you don't have your kids.

Can you sleep after midnight for once?

It's 2 a.m. Rose!

It's too easy to fight with you.

Nice way to picture a family.

You're obsessed with avoiding your son.

I'm happy he spends time with you.

He learns the danger of being a retarded teen.

I teach him joy and happiness. You're too dark.

I understand why your wife left you.

Good night.

Go back to hiding!

Hey girls!

Hi Mom.

Mom? Yes?

Where's the bottom?

It's a shirt dress.

That's a shirt.

The belt makes it chic.

No the belt pulls it up.

Mom, it's embarrassing, I swear.

- Everyone's looking. - Yeah, you're naked.

Give me the key, I'll get the bottom.

Rose as the decency squad. That's a good one.

Yes, Rose. Eat your waffle. You will starve until lunch.

How are you?

So?

How was your night?

Really nice.

What's his name? Thierry?

I'm seeing him tonight. He asked me out.

- Sorry. - You okay?

I swallowed the wrong way.

You danced three Zouks. Don't get carried away.

- Eat your waffle. - I'm not hungry.

- So you're not eating it? - No.

What are you doing?

There's no point in eating porridge and fruit

if I end up eating a waffle.

It's common sense Mom.

So what?

What's the plan tonight?

I don't know, it's a surprise.

This is the Reunion Island. It's intense.

So open your bags, no one gets on the bus without sunscreen.

- I forgot my sarong. - I have a spare one.

It won't fit, that's for sure.

It's a sarong.

I'll be right back.

What's the surprise about? It's not part of the deal.

- We didn't make a deal. - Yes, we did.

Remember I said a dance, a friendly kiss and that's it.

I didn't and I had a great night. Thank you, Rose.

You will cancel immediately for tonight.

Say your grandma died or whatever. But cancel.

The idea was to cheer her up, right?

Yes, to boost her self-esteem.

Not fall in love with a guy who screwed half of the island.

What's bothering you? The screwing or that I get along with your mom?

You get your kicks fooling a 60 year old?

Coming to the excursion? It's now.

- No. - Yes.

- Yes. - No.

It's now. It's not yes or no something.

You need to get on the bus. Nature doesn't wait.

Should I tell her how much you paid me?

It's not much... Ten euros...

We are in a cryptomeria forest.

The plants you see are Langouze.

I can't hear. I'm moving up.

What is she doing?

Mom?

I'm going to follow Mom.

What is she doing?

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Shut up.

Mom I'm really hurt.

- You okay, Sir? - Yes.

You almost killed him.

She's not even turning around.

Mom! I really hurt myself.

Mom, it hurts!

The Snow Peak.

The Grand Benare. Here is the Peak of the Furnace.

It recently erupted.

Look at that.

He's promising her the world.

When the next stop is six feet under.

Don't push it, she's only 60.

Not Mom! Him, with his disease.

Poor man.

Let's keep on going.

Where are you going?

Following our path.

Okay let's all go.

Get away from the edge Sebastien!

Well done, Batman. Your plan worked.

I got her out of the gutter and right back in.

I'm a genius.

- Maybe it'll turn out okay. - No, Felix, it can't.

You okay, Felix?

Did the maids kick you out of your room?

Very funny.

I'm checking you're not teaching new words to my son.

Like orgy?

For example, yes.

Like I didn't know.

I'm so happy to hear you.

How are you my love?

You've been doing great.

I hope the weather's not to bad.

It's amazing here. The weather is beautiful each day.

I'm so happy to hear your voice my love!

Okay! Put him through.

It's Gaspard, your grandson.

Hi my baby boy!

How are you, Love? It's Mommy.

Really, you ate all your vegetables?

That's incredible!

You got all the green petals on the behavior flower?

Amazing!

Go play with Dad my love!

Tell Dad I love him very much, okay?

I love...

So cute, he hung up.

I need to tell you something important.

It's about Thierry.

He told me he's crazy about you.

- Isn't he with the old lady? - That's my mom.

- Sorry, the senior lady. - He's just being polite.

But he told me, very clearly...

He dreams about you at night.

- I wasn't expecting that. Really? - Totally.

What do you think of him?

He's handsome.

He is gorgeous. I adore him.

What are you waiting for? Go get him!

- Wouldn't it be weird? - No. Why?

He's my brother.

You don't have an accent?

I did a French business school. I quickly lost the accent.

- You went to business school? - I didn't like it.

I'll go around.

What if we jump together?

Would it make you feel better?

Hung up on a keychain?

Yeah.

What are they doing?

What's going on?

Stop! I know what you're doing.

You're going to let go. The end.

It is a nice place to die.

Not with my Mom, okay!

I don't care if she said her life is over,

finished, in the trash.

She still has beautiful years to live.

It's not her fault you're dying.

- What? - You can stop hiding.

Rose told me everything.

No!

Let me take care of this.

There's always a solution.

You must believe in life, Thierry.

I met someone who ate organic food, and was in remission.

I am not sick!

Not at all!

Really?

I didn't understand with his accent. He's Flemish.

Okay so you're racist too?

No. I said I didn't understand,

not that I didn't like.

Is Mom here?

Find anything about the surprise?

Probably a chemo night!

Listen...

I overreacted. It was nice to see them dance.

But now I have a bad feeling about him.

You like him, and then you don't.

Why do you care? You don't even know him?

I know him better than you.

Yes I do.

- No way! - Listen it's not...

- It's gross! - Give me a break.

It's funny, but gross.

- Shut up. - But it's funny!

If Mom has sex, you'll be hole sisters.

Unthinkable.

Then we have to tell her.

If you tell her, I'll kill you.

- Okay? - Yeah.

No Alice. Come on.

No way!

How do we erase an image from our mind?

She is possessed by the devil.

Do YOU agree?

You girls are such babies.

You think desire stops when you age?

Something happens at 50.

We don't want to have this conversation.

It's ironic, it gets more complicated for men.

- Mom, stop! - What did she say?

She says at 50 it's the Realm of the Senses.

In a limp dick world.

- Is that it? - Shut up.

You agree we need to do something?

I agree that you're screwed.

Let me get this straight. He hit on you,

got you in his bed and then Mom!

That pig didn't think of hitting on me!

In his defense, you don't inspire sex.

That's not what I meant.

We can't read "open" on your forehead.

You can read "open" on Mom?

We need to take care of it.

Without me.

You're on your own horny sluts!

I'm begging you. Help me!

So what if you're not a dirty sex kitten!

- Amy Schumer found her master. - Damn it, Voldemort!

What is it with the constant popping up?

Who's not a sex kitten?

Hello!

Ben,

I want to make love like we used to.

- Call me your island slut. - Mom! It's Carnival?

I said no iPad on weekdays!

Fuck!

Rose?

I didn't see you.

What are you doing here?

Like you, just watching the plankton.

Come on.

Let's go to my place.

- Let's go. - I'd love to.

Wait don't go! I can snorkel on that side.

You'll miss the sunset!

Mom! You'll miss the sun...

Felix!

I have a big problem!

I need help. Mom is getting between the sheets.

You okay?

- Yeah. - Okay.

Can you stop telling Dad it's his fault mom left?

Okay, fine.

I'll stop even though it's probably true.

No, it's because of cancer.

Why didn't you tell me?

I tried.

How could you keep that from me?

I swear, I tried.

You're crazy!

I'm so sorry!

Weren't you in a hurry?

Yes I am. This is what we're going to do.

I'm going to set off the fire alarm. I'll be back, okay?

Promise you'll wait?

I'll be right back.

It's okay. You got to go!

Look. These are the good notes.

I'm going. Wait here. I'll be back. Promise.

Swimming is good to tone your body.

Look at the symmetry.

Check the shit.

Pimped rum please?

And you?

- I'm okay. - He's fine. Thank you.

It's hot, don't you think?

Come on.

I'll help you forget

that ungrateful bitch.

You're hurting me.

I'm sorry.

Damn it.

She's not ungrateful, she's dead.

But thanks for caring.

Fuck.

Have a nice evening.

Good night.

I'm sorry.

That one doesn't count.

Of course.

I'm sorry.

Refill?

I'm sorry.

I'm stuck.

The coast is clear.

- How did you get in? - The window.

You thought I'd leave you?

You're a genius. Quick!

Yes! Great!

Great!

Is this you, Rose?

No.

It's not working.

Are you sure?

Yes, it's me. Please, hide the drawing.

You have cancer too?

No. Why? You're afraid to lose me?

No, he didn't draw pubic hair.

It's them.

It's them!

The hatch! Go through the hatch!

Be careful.

You okay? Throw away that crap.

The cigarette!

Romain?

Some advice.

If you want sex, stop tapping your feet.

- Why? - It screams housewife,

with two kids.

Goodnight.

How come nobody told me?

Sorry, Mom.

Why is your foot on the floor?

To stop spinning like a helicopter. Please don't touch.

Was it fun?

You had sex?

Did he have a big one?

- Goodnight, Sweetie. - Goodnight, Mom.

Rose.

- Come out. - No.

Now!

What are you doing? You're crazy!

I'm not crazy.

I'm protecting my mom.

What you did...

It's called sexual harassment.

I'm calling the police. I'm taking the evidence.

- Rose? - Yes?

Two consenting adults is not harassment.

However, breaking and entering

is a good reason to call the police.

- Oh really? - Yeah!

It's your word against mine.

What's your problem?

You're going to hurt my mom.

I won't allow that. She's fragile,

in case you're not aware.

I'm not leaving her with a playboy.

Stop calling me a playboy.

I love your mother because

she is the opposite of you.

She is sincere, doesn't play games.

She's not protecting herself

from everything.

She is free.

And you're free because

you had both of us the same week?

What is your sister doing?

I'm not her mother.

Here.

This is for you.

Thank you. Can I open it?

Of course you can.

You can throw it away if you don't like it.

It's beautiful.

Hello, Alice.

Lovely outfit for my birthday.

Don't take it personal.

I'm done. It's not worth the effort.

The women from reality shows know best.

Sweat pants are convenient.

A stain? You turn it around.

With perfect make up and silk blouse,

no one notices, so, why bother?

About your gift, I'm sorry, I ate it last night.

- I'll go. - No, stay here.

You girls are rude. Please leave.

It's not me! She's the one dressed like a gym teacher.

Enough. Both of you go.

If you can't be polite and behave, just go.

I'm sick of you girls.

Stay away from my son!

Do you understand?

You want to pay your mom a gigolo? Fine!

But keep my son out of it.

You got it?

Let's go.

Come on.

You...

You got paid?

This is ridiculous.

She gave me 10 euros.

This has nothing to do with that.

What are you waiting for?

Go get your mother.

Tell the truth for once in your life.

She really paid you?

You too...

Lily? Did you see our Mom?

Yes, the other day. She's really sweet.

Thanks but I'm asking about today?

- She left on the excursion. - Which one?

Today's one.

How stupid can you be! Which one?

You're stupid. It's written on the sign.

Scuba Diving.

Swim with sharks.

- Sorry. - Why did you keep the drawing?

We don't have time for this.

Can I come?

- I don't want trouble with your dad. - He's in the room.

He's always in the room.

Come on!

Too bad. He should have been here.

- We're kidnapping now? - Hurry!

Romain, can we water-ski?

Great! At last!

- Can you get dry life vests? - Yes.

I'd say a small, right?

You know better.

- You okay? - Let's go.

Girls?

- Which way? Portside? Starboard? - I don't understand.

No need to show off you made out with a skipper.

Portside is left. Starboard is right. Never made out with a skipper.

Thanks, Felix.

Portside is left...

Slow down, we can't see anything.

I can't read.

You don't have to stop!

I didn't.

We ran out of gas.

- You kidding? - We're out of gas.

- There's always gas on a boat. - Are we going to die?

No. Statistically you've had enough drama lately. You'll be safe.

Except on this boat. No gas.

- And just one paddle. - Come sit on my lap.

We won't die. We are going to paddle.

- There are sharks. - Ridiculous.

- What can sharks do? - Eat the paddle.

I have good arms.

Come on, Alice! Go, Alice!

I saw a shark, I think! Fuck the paddle!

Don't lean over.

Who cares about the paddle!

I do!

I didn't mean to.

I don't want to be eaten by a shark!

Quick. There, your legs!

Hurry UP!

You scared me you idiot.

It's really not funny.

Swim with sharks.

What is it?

I found a towel

and a box.

Let's see what's inside.

I see.

- What is it? - Romain's provisions.

Let's see.

Look at that.

Cocaine, ecstasy, Mdma...

Super K and white widow.

The man has it all.

You have a drug diploma?

I took German. Erasmus exchange in Berlin.

- I took Chinese. - Obviously.

Can I eat the Smarties?

Don't touch that! You crazy! It's bad for you.

If I die, only three people will attend the funeral.

Dad, Mom and you.

A lot of people came for my mom.

Now that she's gone she's Mrs. Perfect.

Alice!

Where's your sense of humor?

It doesn't surprise me, Felix.

Maybe no one will come to your funeral.

Your epitaph will be cooler than mine.

Rose, a free woman, rock and roll, is dead.

And mine would be like...

To a perfect wife, colleague and mother.

For my mom we wrote...

Sorry, let's change the subject.

I'm thirsty.

He's so cute. I think I love him.

You have feelings. You're scaring me, Rose.

It's so sad he lost his mom.

Maybe we did too.

Mom didn't throw herself to the sharks.

Why did you help me steal a boat then?

Because I love a mission with you.

You idiot.

You're the idiot.

- There's a boat! - No way!

I swear! Wake up Felix!

The boat!

Here we are!

My babies!

It's us!

You girls need to know.

If I'm up on my feet, it's thanks to you.

You're my sunshine, my reason to live.

I've never meet women as

brave and generous

and fun and strong as you.

I'm so proud of you.

If you died on that boat,

you think I could've gotten over it?

My silly monkeys.

Come on Charlemagne! Move your booty.

Mom is the judge.

Don't look at that!

It's time to stop mourning alone.

Take care of Felix or I'll adopt him.

Can't wait to see your application.

- Where were you? - In the bushes.

Are you serious, Mom!

Will you see Thierry in Paris?

I traveled once to Morocco with your father.

I discovered pastries, gazelle horns.

I found it incredible.

The finest thing in the world.

I bought a box full back to Paris.

But in Paris, it wasn't the same.

What are you doing?

I'm going to have fun.

Corals sting.

TO MOM...

Subtitles: Julie Martel