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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:00:43,001 --> 00:00:45,664 Uh, excuse me, sir. Sir? 3 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:50,924 Sir, are you the janitor of this building? 4 00:00:51,051 --> 00:00:53,759 Don't ever come up on anybody like that! 5 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:59,303 I'm sorry. Do you have the apartment 5F? This is 148 Suffolk Street, right? 6 00:00:59,434 --> 00:01:03,098 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can I look at the apartment, please? 7 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:07,357 - What do you want to do? - I'd like to see it. 8 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:11,819 I don't know how, how... you know, if I want it, but I'd like to see it. 9 00:01:13,615 --> 00:01:15,447 Well, you know it ain't furnished. 10 00:01:17,452 --> 00:01:21,036 Ah! A little nail up there would fix it. 11 00:01:21,164 --> 00:01:25,283 I leave these lights on because I had about 12 guys up here the other day. 12 00:01:25,419 --> 00:01:27,661 First of all, you got a shelf up here. 13 00:01:27,796 --> 00:01:31,130 You can put everything up here. And you got your water. 14 00:01:31,258 --> 00:01:37,004 And you got a combination bath-tub and dishwasher here. 15 00:01:37,139 --> 00:01:40,177 And you can just, uh... 16 00:01:40,309 --> 00:01:44,098 - Oh, what's that? - That's, uh... 17 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:48,981 - Can someone take that out? - Yeah, well, you can take it out. 18 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:52,477 Here, you got a great view, you know? 19 00:01:53,614 --> 00:01:57,107 And only one flight up and you got the sky. 20 00:01:57,242 --> 00:02:00,656 Now over here, this is my pride and joy. 21 00:02:00,787 --> 00:02:04,656 This is an oven that's kept here, right? 22 00:02:04,791 --> 00:02:07,534 And you open it here... It's broken. 23 00:02:07,669 --> 00:02:10,127 You take it as is, right? Or you don't take it at all. 24 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:13,339 How much did you say this place rents for? 25 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:16,130 - 75 a month. - 75? 26 00:02:16,261 --> 00:02:19,629 Yeah. I didn't know it had this much furniture in here. 27 00:02:19,765 --> 00:02:21,552 Well, yeah, but... 28 00:02:22,225 --> 00:02:25,184 - How much is it, then? - 66.75. 29 00:02:25,312 --> 00:02:27,304 66...? It says in the paper... 30 00:02:27,439 --> 00:02:31,058 I know what it says, 45 dollars. I didn't know this furniture was in here. 31 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:34,607 And the mattresses go with it. You know? 32 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,070 And over here... 33 00:02:36,198 --> 00:02:39,236 You don't need to look out there, because there's the view, right there. 34 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,200 - I'll take it. - OK. 35 00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:59,385 ♪ Here I am, I'm back again 36 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,472 ♪ Recording all my dreams 37 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,262 ♪ Peeping through my window 38 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:08,353 ♪ Seeing life on little screens 39 00:03:08,480 --> 00:03:11,814 ♪ Oh, I know just what to do 40 00:03:11,942 --> 00:03:15,231 ♪ And I owe it all to you 41 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:24,861 ♪ Hang around, don't make a sound 42 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,704 ♪ Till someone lifts their shades 43 00:03:28,208 --> 00:03:31,576 ♪ And I applauded and sought to record 44 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:34,295 ♪ Schemes on little screens 45 00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:37,416 ♪ And I know just what to do 46 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,669 ♪ Yes, I owe it all to you 47 00:03:47,894 --> 00:03:51,058 ♪ I met a man in film land 48 00:03:51,189 --> 00:03:54,353 ♪ A patron of the arts 49 00:03:54,484 --> 00:03:57,352 ♪ Who bought my scheme to turn a dream 50 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,355 ♪ Into a peeping art 51 00:04:00,490 --> 00:04:04,029 ♪ So one day soon if you're told to smile 52 00:04:04,161 --> 00:04:06,744 ♪ While soaking in the bath 53 00:04:06,872 --> 00:04:10,286 ♪ Just stand up tall against the wall 54 00:04:10,417 --> 00:04:13,501 ♪ And face my cameras bare 55 00:04:26,057 --> 00:04:29,175 ♪ Now one day soon if all goes well 56 00:04:29,311 --> 00:04:32,179 ♪ And I prepare my schemes 57 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:35,273 ♪ You'll see my dreams on the movie screens 58 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,143 ♪ In a peeping art review 59 00:04:38,278 --> 00:04:41,271 ♪ And there's nothing else to do 60 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,399 ♪ No, there's nothing else to do 61 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:52,203 ♪ But say, "Hi... mom" to you! ♪ 62 00:04:53,627 --> 00:04:56,085 'Pick up on that one, Mama!' 63 00:04:57,339 --> 00:05:00,082 Will you shut that door? 64 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:03,585 Christ, leave the coffee and corned beef on the table. 65 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:07,638 What the hell...? I don't want any magazines, kid! 66 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:10,258 Do you mind? Look what you're disturbing here! 67 00:05:10,393 --> 00:05:12,385 - Think you're in your own house? - I'm sorry. 68 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:14,057 Look at that. Is that gorgeous? 69 00:05:14,189 --> 00:05:15,771 See that cleavage? 70 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:19,438 You don't get that in a Fellini film. You get that in a Banner film! 71 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,061 Now, this is your public, understand? 72 00:05:22,197 --> 00:05:26,191 These guys come from every walk of life, middle-class, rich, poor... 73 00:05:27,786 --> 00:05:31,450 Don't pay any attention. I shouldn't even tell you what goes on in there. 74 00:05:31,581 --> 00:05:34,381 You come into one of these theatres, you do not go into the men's room. 75 00:05:34,501 --> 00:05:37,790 You understand? You got that straight? That's one of the laws... 76 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:42,965 Is that art? 77 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:46,302 - What's going on in there? - Don't pay any attention. 78 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:48,591 Go on! Get out of here! 79 00:05:48,723 --> 00:05:53,343 A pervert. Leave him alone. Who knows where he's been? 80 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:55,811 She looks inhibited, right? Huh? 81 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:59,307 You know why? She hasn't had the right direction. 82 00:05:59,442 --> 00:06:02,150 She has not been told who she is in this film. 83 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:06,023 That girl does not want to screw anybody, she wants to screw the man of her life. 84 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:10,242 So who do they put her in with? Some weirdo with gold hair! 85 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:11,952 That's funny, huh? 86 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:14,823 What's gonna happen when her mother sees that picture? 87 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:18,918 Kids should grow up with a feeling of beauty about their bodies, right? 88 00:06:19,045 --> 00:06:23,710 My six-year-old boy walks around with a towel around him all the time. 89 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,256 Why is that, huh? I don't see my daughter do... doing that. 90 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:32,219 - Hey. - That's all right. He means well. 91 00:06:32,350 --> 00:06:35,263 This man is obviously somebody who needs a movie, 92 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,102 but not this movie. 93 00:06:37,230 --> 00:06:41,190 If it were this movie, he wouldn't be putting his hands on my balls. 94 00:06:46,364 --> 00:06:51,701 You wanna make a film for me, you gotta have a property. This is real estate! 95 00:06:51,828 --> 00:06:53,660 - Is this gonna sell movies? - Yes. 96 00:06:53,788 --> 00:06:58,032 This is gonna sell movies, a tall building? That's a phallic symbol. I know that. 97 00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:01,661 - No, it's not. - Are you trying to teach me something? 98 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:05,164 Listen, I used to watch Superman when I was a little kid, too. 99 00:07:05,300 --> 00:07:07,166 You're not gonna teach me anything new. 100 00:07:07,302 --> 00:07:10,716 The reason I've come to see you is I know that you're a good producer... 101 00:07:10,847 --> 00:07:13,931 Take a look at that top floor. Who took this picture? 102 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:17,097 - I took these pictures. - You know what you got there? 103 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:21,768 - The top floor is an old woman... - Old woman? Have your eyes checked! 104 00:07:21,900 --> 00:07:26,861 Look what he's showing me! You got the right idea. You like titties, right? 105 00:07:26,988 --> 00:07:29,856 - Yeah. - You'd buy this before that picture. 106 00:07:29,991 --> 00:07:33,450 - I'll show you something. - Go on, see if you can make a sale. 107 00:07:33,578 --> 00:07:35,695 - These are four windows... - Gorgeous, isn't it? 108 00:07:35,830 --> 00:07:38,618 - You could really jerk off to that, huh? - Wait a minute... 109 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:41,538 You could put your thing right through the window! 110 00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:45,380 These are the most interesting windows. There are 270 windows. 111 00:07:45,507 --> 00:07:50,172 - I'm taking your word for that? - Yes. I have this telescope here. 112 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:55,139 See? And I get this telescope and I get the activities of all these secretaries, 113 00:07:55,266 --> 00:07:58,930 the revolutionary, the young hippies, this playboy, 114 00:07:59,062 --> 00:08:01,475 and up there you got a housewife. 115 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:05,441 - How do you know they live there? - How? I've been watching them! 116 00:08:05,568 --> 00:08:11,405 I have all the photographs, the 8mm film, then I've got this telescope and I do this. 117 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:16,073 And you set it up here and, you know, it's what I call peep art. 118 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:18,764 I think it's fantastic because you get all these private moments, 119 00:08:18,832 --> 00:08:21,700 all these people together, and they don't know they're being watched. 120 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:24,043 It's not like those photographs in that bookstore. 121 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:26,412 These are real activities. People alone... 122 00:08:26,548 --> 00:08:31,668 You stupid? You think people don't know when they're being watched? 123 00:08:31,803 --> 00:08:34,386 - No, they don't know! - I don't know you're watching me now? 124 00:08:34,514 --> 00:08:37,552 The only compromise in this is when someone pulls the blinds. 125 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:40,927 Why don't you look? Just look on the 16th floor. 126 00:08:41,062 --> 00:08:43,124 You think people don't know when they're being watched? 127 00:08:43,148 --> 00:08:47,859 - Mr. Banner, can I just? - Don't "Mr. Banner" me. Call me Joe. 128 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:49,397 Look in that window. 129 00:08:49,529 --> 00:08:53,068 Oh, there she is. Look, look, look. Just watch. 130 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:56,616 - Can you see her? - Hey, hey! 131 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:59,863 I see a very funny broad with a red towel, right? 132 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:03,241 Right, right. You like it. I'm glad you like it. 133 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:06,164 - What's your name? Jon, right? - Jon, right. 134 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:09,960 - "Confessions of a Peeping Jon." - Oh, well, that's... OK. 135 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:13,880 - That's what? Are you patronizing me? - No. Will you give me the money? 136 00:09:14,012 --> 00:09:16,049 You putting up with me? I'm putting up with you! 137 00:09:16,181 --> 00:09:18,343 - You don't have to put up with me! - I'm not! 138 00:09:18,475 --> 00:09:23,015 - Just give me the money and I'll do it. - I'm scared of heights. I'm nervous here! 139 00:09:24,397 --> 00:09:27,140 You need a lens. I like the idea, it's a good idea. 140 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:32,566 It's a good idea, kid. Too bad you don't have a lens. You need a lens! 141 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:36,111 - You'll work with that piece of crap? - What are you doing? 142 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,451 I'm waiting for her to take off... I can see her from here better! 143 00:09:39,579 --> 00:09:41,070 I know I need a lens... 144 00:09:41,206 --> 00:09:45,667 These are $12 prescription glasses. I can see probably clearer... Look at that! 145 00:09:45,794 --> 00:09:47,456 I have no trouble seeing her. 146 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:51,206 I'll get you a lens. Go down to Harry, he'll send you to ABC Camera. 147 00:09:51,341 --> 00:09:54,254 You get the lens, you get the works. You better deliver! 148 00:09:54,385 --> 00:09:55,751 I will. I promise. I'll... 149 00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:59,130 You sit in your bath-tub and you'll be able to take pictures. 150 00:09:59,265 --> 00:10:01,882 Oh, Mr. Banner, that's fantastic. Can I shake your hand? 151 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:05,102 When you get to know me better. Right now, it's strictly business. 152 00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,940 Oh, that's great, Mr. Banner. How much money can you give me? 153 00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:13,732 - Don't worry about it. What do you need? - I'd like to have $2,000. 154 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:17,402 $2,000, all right. So I'll give you about $2,000. 155 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:20,993 - You'll really give me $2,000? - I'm gonna give you $2,000. 156 00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:24,489 - You'll really give me $2,000? - I'm a schmuck, I know. I trust you, kid. 157 00:10:24,624 --> 00:10:27,332 I know, I know, I gotta good heart. 158 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:30,828 You remind me of... What's the difference who you remind me of? 159 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:34,082 He was killed in the war, anyway. He was a good kid. 160 00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:36,425 I was gonna teach him the business. 161 00:10:36,553 --> 00:10:38,886 What business was that? 162 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:42,177 - Are you trying to make fun of me? - No, sorry, I'm not... 163 00:10:42,308 --> 00:10:44,708 I'm taking you in off the street and you're making fun of me? 164 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:48,020 My cousin Marshall would've had this job. 165 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:50,936 Would've had the opportunity that you're gonna have! 166 00:10:51,067 --> 00:10:54,401 Mr. Banner, I'm very sorry. I'd like to shake your hand. 167 00:10:54,529 --> 00:10:58,944 - Can I expect a check from you? - Just tell Harry to send the bills to me. 168 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:03,820 And what you're actually doing, you're setting the camera motor on, 169 00:11:03,955 --> 00:11:06,413 and you can take pictures of yourself, that's right. 170 00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:10,125 - You just push this button. - Like this? 171 00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,290 And as far as the sound is concerned, 172 00:11:12,422 --> 00:11:15,961 this sound is recorded on this microphone right here. 173 00:11:16,092 --> 00:11:18,709 Does it have a zoom? 174 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,633 Yes, I'll show you how to operate the zoom. 175 00:11:21,764 --> 00:11:23,596 You just twist this like so, 176 00:11:23,725 --> 00:11:26,684 and your subject will come closer and closer and closer. 177 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,804 Yeah, I see. I can do that. 178 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:31,430 - Isn't that great? - Yes. 179 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:36,436 - Are you familiar with the exposure? - No, I don't know anything about it. 180 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:40,360 - You see this ring around the center? - Yeah, right here? 181 00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:43,450 You just turn that slowly, and slowly, 182 00:11:43,578 --> 00:11:46,742 and the camera will automatically set the proper exposure. 183 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,785 - What's exposure? - That's right... 184 00:11:48,917 --> 00:11:51,660 The correct lightness and darkness of the picture. 185 00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:54,787 - I see, the light and the dark. - You see how that works? 186 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:57,006 - You wanna try the zoom now? - Yeah. 187 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,922 OK. Let's zoom across the room, right over there. 188 00:12:01,054 --> 00:12:04,422 - You see the gentleman over there? - I'll take that man's picture. 189 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:08,801 - Getting him right in the picture. - But it's all out of focus now. 190 00:12:08,937 --> 00:12:12,476 We'll fix that. You get sound just like Hollywood. 191 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:35,156 ♪ I'm looking at you 192 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:39,251 ♪ My eyes can't see 193 00:14:39,379 --> 00:14:43,464 ♪ The things I'm thinking 194 00:14:43,591 --> 00:14:47,835 ♪ From far away 195 00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:51,805 ♪ I dream about you 196 00:14:51,933 --> 00:14:55,893 ♪ Both night and day 197 00:14:56,020 --> 00:15:00,105 ♪ I'm looking at you 198 00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,193 ♪ From far away 199 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:08,280 ♪ And I reach out for you 200 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:12,448 ♪ But you drift away 201 00:15:12,578 --> 00:15:16,788 ♪ And I say I love you 202 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:20,785 ♪ But you won't say 203 00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:25,085 ♪ And I wake up lonely 204 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:29,085 ♪ And that's how I pay 205 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:33,260 ♪ For looking at you 206 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,385 ♪ From far away 207 00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:58,247 ♪ When I get lonely 208 00:15:58,374 --> 00:16:02,243 ♪ I'll drop around 209 00:16:02,378 --> 00:16:06,247 ♪ And I'll say I love you 210 00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:10,672 ♪ And there'll be no sound 211 00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,013 ♪ That's how the game goes 212 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:19,055 ♪ And that's how I pay 213 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:23,227 ♪ For looking at you 214 00:16:23,357 --> 00:16:27,522 ♪ From far away 215 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:31,613 ♪ For looking at you 216 00:16:31,741 --> 00:16:35,030 ♪ From far away 217 00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:39,321 ♪ For looking at you... ♪ 218 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,995 Who's there? 219 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:43,958 Er... Jon Rubin. 220 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,085 - Jon Rubin? - Yes, Jon Rubin. Hi. 221 00:16:49,217 --> 00:16:51,129 How are you? I'm your computer date. 222 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:53,377 - Computer date? - Yes, ABC Computer Dating. 223 00:16:53,513 --> 00:16:54,754 Nice to meet you. 224 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,883 - I never ordered a computer date. - Somebody who looks like you did. 225 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,018 In fact, you look much better than your photograph. 226 00:17:01,145 --> 00:17:04,934 As a matter of fact, you're quite a knockout! 227 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,524 Well, I think we have 15 minutes, so you should... 228 00:17:07,652 --> 00:17:11,111 - Do you know my name? - Of course. Joanne Large. 229 00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:15,399 Judy. Judy Bishop. 230 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:18,653 Oh, Judy Bishop? Very funny, you've got a very good sense of humor. 231 00:17:18,788 --> 00:17:21,121 As a matter of fact, I punched that in. I'm very glad. 232 00:17:21,249 --> 00:17:23,992 Let's get going, because we don't have much time. 233 00:17:24,126 --> 00:17:26,209 Well, I think there must be some mistake. 234 00:17:26,337 --> 00:17:29,080 Hello, is this ABC Computer Dating? 235 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:33,084 Yes, my name is Jon Rubin and there seems to be some mistake here. 236 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:38,385 I'm at the apartment of a Judy Bishop, 505 LaGuardia Place. 237 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:41,637 Er... 238 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:48,183 A Judy Bishop, 505 LaGuardia... LaGuardia Place. 239 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:54,067 And er... er... it seems that there's some mistake, 240 00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,565 because I have come here 241 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:59,444 under the assumption that we were to have a date tonight 242 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:04,040 and it seems that Miss Bishop knows nothing about it. 243 00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:08,957 And so I would like to find out what's happening here. 244 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:13,753 I have tickets for Cinema Sociables, dining and dancing. I have a cab outside. 245 00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:17,377 It seems that there's nothing here now and I'm quite upset about it. 246 00:18:17,513 --> 00:18:23,510 I seem to be feeling quite degraded. Could you please tell me what the story is? 247 00:18:25,813 --> 00:18:29,727 There seems to be some mistake? There is a mistake! 248 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:32,772 It's 505 LaGuardia Place in the Bronx? 249 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:38,282 Well, I... You should be sorry. You should absolutely be sorry. 250 00:18:38,409 --> 00:18:39,775 What? 251 00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:44,496 I'm afraid I'll just have to report it to the Better Business Bureau, yes. 252 00:18:44,624 --> 00:18:47,458 Well, the least you can do is send my three dollars back. 253 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,417 You know my address? 254 00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,662 That's right. Goodbye. 255 00:18:57,386 --> 00:19:00,003 - What's that? - Oh, nothing, nothing. 256 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:04,224 Well, I spoke to them and they said there must've been some mistake. 257 00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:08,938 The LaGuardia Place I was told to go to is in the Bronx, so I feel terrible. 258 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:12,479 - What a shame. - Yes, I feel quite a fool. I feel terrible. 259 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,442 - Don't be silly. - Well, I do. 260 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,937 I feel I've degraded myself and embarrassed you, 261 00:19:17,073 --> 00:19:19,360 and I really, really feel very bad. 262 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:20,949 I'm quite sorry, 263 00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:24,536 and now I have these tickets and I can't do anything with them. 264 00:19:24,664 --> 00:19:29,034 I can't get my money back because they're non-returnable, so... 265 00:19:29,168 --> 00:19:31,288 - And I can't call anyone... - There must be somebody. 266 00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:34,417 I'd feel kind of silly just calling a girl now... 267 00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:37,632 Some girl in New York City who's free tonight. 268 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,383 Oh... Ah! 269 00:19:43,224 --> 00:19:48,140 Yeah, I just don't know. I guess the only thing to do... 270 00:19:48,270 --> 00:19:51,229 Oh, don't be silly! No. 271 00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:52,768 Well... 272 00:19:53,567 --> 00:19:56,310 I don't know. I just can't call a girl now. 273 00:19:56,445 --> 00:19:58,482 There must be someone. 274 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,114 Oh, listen, er... 275 00:20:02,410 --> 00:20:07,701 I don't want to be rude or, you know, crass or vulgar or impolite. 276 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:12,952 I wouldn't want that. I've embarrassed you enough, but I was just thinking... 277 00:20:13,087 --> 00:20:14,749 perhaps, er... 278 00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,839 perhaps, uh... 279 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:20,050 - ...you'd like to come? - Yes. 280 00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:22,214 - You would? - Yeah. Oh! 281 00:20:22,346 --> 00:20:27,262 I actually... I had a date, but I cancelled... I cancelled it, 282 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:31,012 because it, uh... it snowed. 283 00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,814 Oh. Oh. 284 00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,068 - You'd go? - Yeah. 285 00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,232 Fantastic! Come on, let's go. 286 00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:58,209 Oh, wow! What a beautiful movie. 287 00:20:58,340 --> 00:21:02,755 It's so personal to me, that... that child woman. 288 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:06,588 At times, she's a little girl, 289 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:11,344 terrified by the brutality and ugliness of reality. 290 00:21:11,479 --> 00:21:16,065 And she has to talk in rhyme to preserve her fantasy world. 291 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:19,143 And then, at times... 292 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:26,317 the woman, the sexual, driven, passionate woman bursts forth like a ripe fruit. 293 00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:30,825 So much wanting, and then that frightens her, 294 00:21:30,956 --> 00:21:35,621 and she has to go back into the little girl again and... 295 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,749 ...talk in rhyme. 296 00:21:38,881 --> 00:21:41,589 Yeah. You know... 297 00:21:41,717 --> 00:21:44,505 ...tragedy is a... it's a funny thing. 298 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:48,005 Oh, wow! It certainly is. 299 00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,759 It just breaks my heart. 300 00:21:51,894 --> 00:21:56,104 I think I understand this movie really well because... 301 00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:58,565 - ...I had a personal experience. - Oh? 302 00:21:58,692 --> 00:22:01,935 I was going with Danny in high school, 303 00:22:02,071 --> 00:22:05,690 and... we were at Jim Thorpe High. 304 00:22:06,951 --> 00:22:11,070 And Danny and I were really close, except there wasn't any magic. 305 00:22:11,205 --> 00:22:13,197 You know what I mean? We weren't really... 306 00:22:14,041 --> 00:22:18,126 And we went to this party together and... 307 00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,792 Well, this person was there. 308 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:26,801 He was the high-school heartthrob, everybody was crazy about him. 309 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:30,923 I never thought he'd look at me or he'd pay any attention to me, 310 00:22:31,058 --> 00:22:34,472 and suddenly, out of the blue, he began talking to me. 311 00:22:34,603 --> 00:22:38,938 Then he began dancing with me and, well, we were communicating. 312 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:42,685 We were talking about things I'd never talked to anyone about before. 313 00:22:42,820 --> 00:22:46,939 We were really close. He said to me, "Would you leave with me? 314 00:22:47,074 --> 00:22:51,614 "We're two special people and we should leave together," he said. 315 00:22:51,745 --> 00:22:54,488 And I said yes, because it was so special. 316 00:22:55,291 --> 00:23:00,036 Well, we got into his car and we drove to the quarry. 317 00:23:00,170 --> 00:23:04,255 And it was a very beautiful night and... 318 00:23:05,259 --> 00:23:08,502 Well, I had all these feelings inside of me 319 00:23:08,637 --> 00:23:12,631 that I'd never had for anyone before and... 320 00:23:12,766 --> 00:23:14,177 Well... 321 00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,518 ...I gave myself to him completely. 322 00:23:17,646 --> 00:23:19,262 Oh, you did? 323 00:23:20,441 --> 00:23:25,061 And, uh, it was very beautiful, I... I thought. 324 00:23:25,195 --> 00:23:26,402 Yeah. 325 00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:29,273 And when it was over... 326 00:23:30,618 --> 00:23:34,578 ...I said to him, and it wasn't because I wanted to get engaged 327 00:23:34,705 --> 00:23:38,324 or I wanted him to pin me or I wanted to go steady, 328 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:44,080 it was because I had for him the biggest feeling I'd ever had for anyone in my life. 329 00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:47,753 Ever. And I said to him, "I love you." 330 00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,047 And I looked in his face, 331 00:23:50,179 --> 00:23:54,970 and he had the most sick, ugly, peculiar grin on his face. 332 00:23:56,477 --> 00:23:58,514 He was laughing at me. 333 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:02,977 - Do you mind if I put my hand here? - No. 334 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:07,352 Well, as you can imagine, everything inside me went cold. 335 00:24:07,488 --> 00:24:09,650 I became inwardly hysterical. 336 00:24:10,699 --> 00:24:16,161 And I looked up at him and in my nakedness, I... 337 00:24:16,288 --> 00:24:19,031 You may not believe this. I said to him... 338 00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:24,245 "Roger, Roger, look at me. 339 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:28,540 "Roger, Roger, what do you see?" 340 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:36,006 That reminds me of something that happened to me. 341 00:24:37,559 --> 00:24:43,100 I was coming home. I was living with a girl, Barbara, a few years ago and... 342 00:24:43,941 --> 00:24:49,403 It was her birthday and I came home and I had presents and a cake and candles 343 00:24:49,530 --> 00:24:53,069 and all kinds of confetti and crêpe paper, 344 00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:56,568 and I was rushing up the stairs, ecstatic. 345 00:24:56,704 --> 00:25:01,165 I opened the door very quietly and crept in. I heard the shower running. 346 00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:04,705 Well, I opened the door to the bathroom... 347 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,588 ...and I hear some voices. 348 00:25:08,716 --> 00:25:12,209 And all of the sudden, I open the shower curtain and... 349 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:15,670 there she is with another person. 350 00:25:15,806 --> 00:25:18,173 They were... they were naked. 351 00:25:18,308 --> 00:25:22,222 And the funny thing about it was that he had this kind of laugh, 352 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:24,437 this kind of evil grin, 353 00:25:24,565 --> 00:25:29,731 and it really threw me and I naturally ran out of the place in a state of shock. 354 00:25:29,862 --> 00:25:33,856 I didn't know what to do, but, you know... 355 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:40,286 Come to think of it, his name was Roger because I was introduced to him before. 356 00:25:40,414 --> 00:25:42,076 Roger? 357 00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:47,202 Did you say this Roger was from Jim Thorpe, PA? Jim Thorpe, PA? 358 00:25:47,337 --> 00:25:50,080 - What was his last name? - Parks. Roger Parks. 359 00:25:50,215 --> 00:25:52,127 - Roger Parks? - Uh-huh. 360 00:25:53,552 --> 00:25:58,468 Well, I'll be damned. That's the same Roger Parks in the shower with Barbara! 361 00:25:58,599 --> 00:26:02,559 You know that? That same son of a bitch was in the shower with Barbara! 362 00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,053 That goddamn... 363 00:26:06,065 --> 00:26:08,352 - Son of a bastard! - Oh, oh! 364 00:26:08,484 --> 00:26:12,023 Oh, look what I've done! I'm sorry. 365 00:26:12,154 --> 00:26:17,445 - Oh! Are you all right? - In a moment of passion, I got excited. 366 00:26:17,576 --> 00:26:22,446 I'm sorry. I acted like a fool and I've ruined the pizza. I'm sorry. 367 00:26:22,581 --> 00:26:26,325 - Please forgive me. It's just that... - Poor you! 368 00:26:26,460 --> 00:26:31,831 Oh, you poor thing! That's terrible. We were both victimized by that brute. 369 00:26:31,965 --> 00:26:35,333 - That, that, that...! - Oh, oh! 370 00:26:35,469 --> 00:26:38,382 Oh, I get so... Oh, I'm s... 371 00:26:39,139 --> 00:26:42,473 I get so... I'm sorry. 372 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:46,311 I'm sorry. Forgive me. Please forgive me. You poor thing. 373 00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:48,475 You poor thing. 374 00:26:55,656 --> 00:27:00,117 - Be gentle with me. - Oh, I will, Judy, but not now. 375 00:27:00,244 --> 00:27:04,079 We've both had a very exhausting evening and we're both drained. 376 00:27:04,206 --> 00:27:06,744 - Well, when? - Well, er... 377 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:11,336 As I said, we're both very drained and we've had quite an unusual experience, 378 00:27:11,463 --> 00:27:13,125 a wonderful experience. 379 00:27:13,257 --> 00:27:17,672 I'm a person of the weather, and tomorrow the forecast is not too good. 380 00:27:17,803 --> 00:27:22,719 It's going to be cloudy and rainy all day, but Sunday will be sunny and beautiful. 381 00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:26,093 That's the day we should get together and rendezvous. 382 00:29:07,037 --> 00:29:10,826 This is a wonderful view from the living room and bedroom windows. 383 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:15,544 How many people in New York can look out the window and see this much space? 384 00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:18,254 Usually they're just looking into the side of another building 385 00:29:18,382 --> 00:29:20,419 or into somebody else's window. 386 00:29:20,550 --> 00:29:23,418 This is the housing project across the street. 387 00:29:23,553 --> 00:29:26,170 It's not nearly as nice as the one we live in. 388 00:29:26,306 --> 00:29:28,719 This is our housing project. See? 389 00:29:29,643 --> 00:29:31,976 I don't like that one at all. 390 00:29:32,104 --> 00:29:34,812 This one is really pretty. It's really modern. 391 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,809 The cement blocks all one color. 392 00:29:38,944 --> 00:29:44,156 We live on the sixth floor, not counting the big windows on the bottom. 393 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:47,742 Go up one, two, three, 394 00:29:47,869 --> 00:29:52,159 four, five, six. 395 00:29:52,291 --> 00:29:55,079 And over to the... Let's see. 396 00:29:55,210 --> 00:30:00,171 Second... Second and third window, that's right. Let's see, now. 397 00:30:00,299 --> 00:30:05,590 This is my elevator. It's an automatic elevator, so we don't need a doorman. 398 00:30:09,474 --> 00:30:13,935 - Oh! Hi, Gerrit. - Hello, Mrs. Mitchell. 399 00:30:14,062 --> 00:30:17,430 This is a neighbor of mine who lives upstairs. 400 00:30:20,902 --> 00:30:25,488 Can you hold the door because I'm trying to take a...? Thank you. 401 00:30:26,658 --> 00:30:28,866 What are you putting up there? 402 00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:32,783 - It's a poster. - I think I'll come in and ride with you. 403 00:30:37,294 --> 00:30:40,583 Are you allowed to put things up in an elevator like that? 404 00:30:40,714 --> 00:30:44,128 - I don't know. - What is that? Is that a naked girl? 405 00:30:44,259 --> 00:30:46,296 - Yeah. - My goodness! 406 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:50,801 - Is it an advertisement for something? - Yeah. 407 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,423 What? 408 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:56,352 - A play. - I'm trying out my new movie camera. 409 00:30:57,606 --> 00:31:01,020 - Gerrit is a student. Which school? - NYU. 410 00:31:01,151 --> 00:31:03,643 - Are you in the play? - Uh-huh. 411 00:31:03,779 --> 00:31:07,443 Oh, are you really? I guess that's why you grew a beard. 412 00:31:09,576 --> 00:31:12,535 A lot of actors have beards, don't they? 413 00:31:12,662 --> 00:31:16,451 Are you gonna leave that there? We'll have to come see it. 414 00:32:36,830 --> 00:32:41,245 ♪ You're walking down the street and everyone you meet 415 00:32:41,376 --> 00:32:45,211 ♪ Is gonna step to the side and stare 416 00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:50,584 ♪ Cos you're feeling good and you know you should 417 00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:54,759 ♪ Cos there's black pride everywhere 418 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:59,555 ♪ You want to shout and sing, Come on and do your thing 419 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,772 ♪ Oh! 420 00:33:05,901 --> 00:33:09,941 ♪ Be black, baby, be black, oh! 421 00:33:10,071 --> 00:33:12,939 ♪ Be black, baby, be black... 422 00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,283 - Why can't you learn to be part of it? - I'm not black. 423 00:33:16,411 --> 00:33:18,619 Now you can find out what it's like to be black! 424 00:33:18,747 --> 00:33:22,366 - You have a kind of face that looks like... - No, I'm busy. 425 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:26,245 You don't want to know what it's like to be black in America? 426 00:33:26,379 --> 00:33:28,496 - I'm busy. - You're very busy? 427 00:33:28,632 --> 00:33:30,544 Do you have black people in your neighborhood? 428 00:33:30,675 --> 00:33:34,965 Excuse me, sir, do you know what it's like to be black in America? 429 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:36,553 - Yes. - You do? 430 00:33:36,681 --> 00:33:41,927 Would it interest you to learn more about how it is to be black in this society? 431 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,645 To go through the experience? 432 00:33:44,773 --> 00:33:46,981 I don't know what are you talking about? 433 00:33:47,108 --> 00:33:50,897 Excuse me, sir. Do you know what it's like to be black in America? 434 00:33:52,989 --> 00:33:57,780 ♪ Now phony Tony here has got a long-time fear 435 00:33:57,911 --> 00:34:00,824 ♪ Thinks he's right cos he's acting white... ♪ 436 00:34:00,956 --> 00:34:03,142 Black people have been imitating white people for so long, 437 00:34:03,166 --> 00:34:04,702 they know how to act like you. 438 00:34:04,834 --> 00:34:07,474 What's your problem? Why can't you go through the black experience? 439 00:34:07,587 --> 00:34:10,830 I don't have any problem. I don't care if you're green, blue, whatever. 440 00:34:10,966 --> 00:34:14,755 - We know that. We understand that. - That's an admirable attitude. 441 00:34:14,886 --> 00:34:17,424 Ever thought what it's like to be a black woman? 442 00:34:17,556 --> 00:34:19,092 She doesn't look black. 443 00:34:19,224 --> 00:34:24,185 It's understanding it from the inside, as opposed to the outside. 444 00:34:24,312 --> 00:34:27,976 Saying I live next door to somebody just says you're a liberal. 445 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:31,226 - I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical. - That's hip. 446 00:34:31,361 --> 00:34:35,526 You're not talking to a white liberal walking round the Village. 447 00:34:35,657 --> 00:34:40,072 We have been on many marches in Harlem. We've done lots of things. 448 00:34:40,203 --> 00:34:42,365 We haven't been born today. 449 00:34:42,497 --> 00:34:46,036 All of intellectual white America has been on marches... 450 00:34:46,167 --> 00:34:49,706 How do you expect to be where you are now if we don't help you? 451 00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:52,876 We know why we're here. You helped us stay there! 452 00:34:53,008 --> 00:34:55,876 You have an obligation to someone as a human. 453 00:34:56,011 --> 00:35:00,051 - I understand that. - It's not attending marches and lectures. 454 00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:04,846 - We write letters to the president. - Just what is it you want from us? 455 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:08,597 - Come and see our show, Be Black Baby. - The black experience. 456 00:35:08,732 --> 00:35:11,816 We know all about this. It's nothing new. 457 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:15,903 - Ever been through the black experience? - We know black people. 458 00:35:16,031 --> 00:35:20,492 - We've been through all this. - This is about what you live, lady! 459 00:35:20,619 --> 00:35:23,862 - But I know all about... - You can't intellectualize it. 460 00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:27,240 - I'm not intellectualizing it. - That's what you said. 461 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:38,254 ...we say hello to them just like anybody else. 462 00:35:38,386 --> 00:35:43,927 There are now scholarships. If you want to take advantage of the situation now... 463 00:35:44,059 --> 00:35:47,268 - You gotta kiss somebody's ass. - Oh, come on! 464 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:50,684 A large part of your clients are black, aren't they? 465 00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:52,181 Yes. 466 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:57,278 Can I ask you if you ever feel guilty, if your conscience ever bothers you? 467 00:35:57,405 --> 00:35:59,522 Never at all, my friend. 468 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,197 - Do you know what I'm talking about? - I think I have a good idea. 469 00:36:03,328 --> 00:36:05,285 I'll tell you what I'm talking about, man. 470 00:36:05,413 --> 00:36:10,408 You got stuff in this store that is the shoddiest merchandise I've ever seen. 471 00:36:10,543 --> 00:36:16,005 You have committed your life, you have made it your life's work, 472 00:36:16,132 --> 00:36:19,125 to suck in the poorest people in this town 473 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:22,924 and sell them the shoddiest trash I've ever seen 474 00:36:23,056 --> 00:36:25,719 for the most blown-up, exorbitant prices 475 00:36:25,850 --> 00:36:30,094 I could ever have expected to see anywhere! 476 00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,314 You are a pillar in the system 477 00:36:33,441 --> 00:36:36,730 that is oppressing the black people and all the poor people in the world 478 00:36:36,861 --> 00:36:38,773 no matter what color they are, man! 479 00:36:38,905 --> 00:36:41,147 Do you realize that? Are you aware of that at all? 480 00:36:41,282 --> 00:36:44,400 I'm aware of everything, but I'm surprised you talk this way. 481 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:47,574 Do you know what we sell over here? 482 00:36:47,706 --> 00:36:50,949 - They're incredibly over... - We are the cheapest... 483 00:36:51,084 --> 00:36:55,920 Anyone... We defy anyone to undersell our prices. We give everything away! 484 00:36:56,047 --> 00:37:00,917 - Yeah, but you're being a tool, mister! - I'm being used? For what price? 485 00:37:01,052 --> 00:37:05,922 - You're being used to suck in people. - You got the wrong impression. 486 00:37:06,057 --> 00:37:08,265 You tell people to buy this garbage, mister! 487 00:37:08,393 --> 00:37:13,980 I tell people to buy this garbage? You know why? Because I'm being paid! 488 00:37:14,107 --> 00:37:17,271 You tell black people to buy this garbage! 489 00:37:17,402 --> 00:37:19,143 Nobody's twisting their arm! 490 00:37:19,279 --> 00:37:23,990 - Nobody's twisting you to stand out here! - I'm doing it for a price, man! 491 00:37:24,117 --> 00:37:28,703 - You've sold yourself, right, mister? - I ain't sold myself! 492 00:37:28,830 --> 00:37:31,618 - You're telling people to buy this garbage! - That's your opinion! 493 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:35,960 - That's what it is! Take a look at it! - Then have me arrested! 494 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:39,580 - No, I want to appeal to you. - Why do you want to appeal to me? 495 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:42,925 - Because you're a black man. - You're damn right! 496 00:37:43,052 --> 00:37:48,138 ♪ Be black, baby, be black! Oh! Ooh, ooh! ♪ 497 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:01,023 "There's just nothing you can do. There's nothing you can do!" 498 00:38:01,154 --> 00:38:02,986 I'll start crying there, 499 00:38:03,114 --> 00:38:08,826 I'll give myself three minutes just to make sure the crying and everything builds up. 500 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,910 If that doesn't get her, I don't know what will. 501 00:38:11,039 --> 00:38:17,161 If she doesn't say, "Jon, is there anything I can do? Please, Jon, take me now..." 502 00:38:17,295 --> 00:38:20,254 And I'll say, "Oh, Estelle, I mean Judy!" 503 00:38:20,381 --> 00:38:26,093 She'll say, "No, Jon, say whatever's in your heart. If it's Estelle, it's Estelle. 504 00:38:26,221 --> 00:38:30,340 "I know that, sooner or later, you'll love me and everything will be fine." 505 00:38:30,850 --> 00:38:34,719 That ought to take about two more minutes. 506 00:38:34,854 --> 00:38:37,096 And, "Oh, Jon, take me!" 507 00:38:37,232 --> 00:38:39,315 I'll get her up against the ledge here, 508 00:38:39,442 --> 00:38:43,231 then I'll kiss her a few times and start undoing her blouse. 509 00:38:43,363 --> 00:38:45,480 Make sure she's facing the camera. 510 00:38:45,615 --> 00:38:48,653 It'll be a little awkward, but I'll get her there. Let's see... 511 00:38:48,785 --> 00:38:53,530 That oughta... Yeah, that's 26 and a half minutes. 512 00:38:53,665 --> 00:38:59,957 26 and a half minutes. It's now 9:57. I have to be there at ten o'clock. 513 00:39:00,088 --> 00:39:04,332 It's 9.57 plus 20 seconds. That gives me 40 seconds. 514 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,631 39, 38, 37, 515 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,971 36, 35, 34, 516 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,965 33, 32... 517 00:39:47,343 --> 00:39:50,211 ...eleven, ten, nine, 518 00:39:50,346 --> 00:39:53,635 eight, seven, six, 519 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:56,930 five, four, three, two, one... 520 00:40:03,443 --> 00:40:06,231 - Well, coat. - Coat. 521 00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:13,735 Er... I guess you want to know why I have two watches here. 522 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:17,329 The left watch, which was my uncle's, runs correctly, 523 00:40:17,457 --> 00:40:20,746 and my watch, this one on the right here... 524 00:40:20,877 --> 00:40:25,918 Can I explain this to you? ...happens to be about five minutes off. 525 00:40:26,049 --> 00:40:31,465 So I keep looking at it because I'm trying to check it. I paid $30 to have it fixed. 526 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:35,089 - Er... what's for breakfast? - Me! 527 00:40:35,224 --> 00:40:39,810 Very funny. What's for breakfast, seriously? Huh? 528 00:40:39,938 --> 00:40:44,899 I'd like a four-minute egg. Not sooner or faster. A four-minute egg. 529 00:40:45,026 --> 00:40:48,610 - Come on, forget about breakfast. - I bet you cook just like my mother. 530 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:51,606 Mother? You want a mother figure? 531 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:56,452 I bet you make a four-minute egg... My mother made fantastic four-minute eggs. 532 00:40:56,579 --> 00:41:02,246 My mother made me go to dancing school and I met a girl named Estelle there. 533 00:41:02,377 --> 00:41:05,290 Estelle was the only girl who would dance with me. 534 00:41:05,421 --> 00:41:09,836 Sometimes Estelle and I would be alone in the country. 535 00:41:09,968 --> 00:41:14,133 Once we were on a rock and we made love... Know what happened? 536 00:41:14,263 --> 00:41:18,257 - Make love to me, sweetie! - Well, something happened to... 537 00:41:18,393 --> 00:41:20,976 She was... Estelle was killed. 538 00:41:21,104 --> 00:41:24,688 Estelle was killed. We were on a... 539 00:41:24,816 --> 00:41:27,604 We were driving along and, er... 540 00:41:27,735 --> 00:41:31,103 ...all of a sudden, the car turned over and rolled over 23 times. 541 00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:34,403 - Come on! - I walked out without a scratch. 542 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,368 Estelle was damaged beyond repair, 543 00:41:37,495 --> 00:41:41,159 and then the car burst into flames. 544 00:41:41,290 --> 00:41:44,749 - She was burnt to a crisp. - Why are you telling me this? 545 00:41:44,877 --> 00:41:48,996 Well, I just want to tell you I'm a very sensitive person 546 00:41:49,132 --> 00:41:51,795 and I can't just jump into bed with you like this! 547 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,088 But I fell in love with you. Come on! 548 00:41:54,220 --> 00:41:57,679 I love you, too, but it's just that, uh... 549 00:41:57,807 --> 00:42:01,016 You know, and then Estelle and I went to, uh... 550 00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:03,136 - Well... - Please! 551 00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,684 I feel very badly about Estelle now and, er... 552 00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:07,852 - This was a few years ago. - This is not the time! 553 00:42:07,984 --> 00:42:11,978 Now I see a psychiatrist about five times a week and he told me that... 554 00:42:12,113 --> 00:42:17,825 ...he told me that I can't have sex except under certain conditions. 555 00:42:17,952 --> 00:42:20,535 He said that it's a matter of time, it's a matter of time. 556 00:42:20,663 --> 00:42:23,906 - I have to get to know somebody first. - I'll be gentle. I'll be gentle. 557 00:42:24,042 --> 00:42:29,413 I have to get to know you. Would you do me a favor and wait about 25 minutes? 558 00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:34,633 - Wait? Why? - I can't explain it. It's difficult. 559 00:42:36,721 --> 00:42:39,714 It's difficult. I can't explain it! 560 00:42:39,849 --> 00:42:42,387 Oh, let me comfort you, sweetie. 561 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:45,135 If you could only wait a few minutes. 562 00:42:45,271 --> 00:42:47,433 - Just a few. - Here, lie down. 563 00:42:47,565 --> 00:42:50,729 - OK, wait. I have to get to know you first. - Right. 564 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,102 - Lie down. - It's not proper. 565 00:42:53,237 --> 00:42:56,651 I don't jump into bed with every girl I see. I like you. 566 00:42:56,783 --> 00:43:01,448 I don't go round saying how much I like people unless I really like them. 567 00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:04,913 - Right. - So, can you wait a few minutes? 568 00:43:05,041 --> 00:43:07,624 - Sure. - Good, good. 569 00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:11,166 I forgot to tell you something else, too. 570 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:14,415 I, uh... I don't have any, uh... 571 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,007 - Are you protected? - Oh, to hell with that! 572 00:43:19,138 --> 00:43:23,257 - Yes, sir? - I'd like prophylactics or contraceptives. 573 00:43:23,392 --> 00:43:26,385 Which would you like, a prophylactic or a contraceptive? 574 00:43:26,521 --> 00:43:30,435 I just want... What's for a man, a man? 575 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:33,934 Well, I mean, it depends on what your situation is. 576 00:43:34,070 --> 00:43:37,859 Well, what's the best thing you have for right now? 577 00:43:37,990 --> 00:43:41,108 For a man or a woman, what would be the best thing? 578 00:43:41,244 --> 00:43:43,361 - For right now? - Yeah. 579 00:43:43,496 --> 00:43:46,284 - This minute? - Well, not this... you know... 580 00:43:46,415 --> 00:43:50,409 - Just a minute, I've got... - Something might happen. I just... 581 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:53,670 Now, uh... 582 00:43:55,007 --> 00:43:57,499 These are prophylactics, Trojan, you see. 583 00:43:57,635 --> 00:44:02,801 These are quite fine quality. I have them either in unlubricated or lubricated. 584 00:44:04,016 --> 00:44:07,430 - Which is better? - It depends on what you like. 585 00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:13,231 I'll demonstrate one for you. 586 00:44:16,112 --> 00:44:20,106 - Now, you see this is unlubricated. - Yeah. I see, yeah. 587 00:44:20,241 --> 00:44:22,904 - Is it strong, the rubber? - Oh, very good. 588 00:44:23,035 --> 00:44:26,745 - It really... It really is very... - It's very strong, it's... 589 00:44:26,873 --> 00:44:29,707 No holes or anything. You can see through it. 590 00:44:29,834 --> 00:44:32,372 It's very thin and for sensitivity. 591 00:44:32,503 --> 00:44:34,870 Oh, and now for your wife, sir. 592 00:44:35,006 --> 00:44:40,377 This just came to us from Copenhagen. This is a personal vibrator. You see? 593 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:45,006 It comes in three colors, pink, light blue or natural. 594 00:44:45,141 --> 00:44:49,260 Now, the batteries are in here. They're included in the price. 595 00:44:53,357 --> 00:44:55,815 - This is for a woman...? - Marvelous. 596 00:44:55,943 --> 00:44:59,402 Yes, a massage of the... as you see on the box. You see? 597 00:44:59,530 --> 00:45:02,364 - Oh. - For those hard-to-get-at places. 598 00:45:02,491 --> 00:45:06,781 - That's good. - Here. This is Vagabond Lotion. 599 00:45:09,123 --> 00:45:11,456 Smell that. 600 00:45:11,584 --> 00:45:15,328 - Isn't that marvelous? - Smells a little strange. 601 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:18,422 Vagabond has no bitter-tasting chemicals, 602 00:45:18,549 --> 00:45:24,386 so, once you apply it, the alcohol evaporates very quickly and, er... 603 00:45:24,513 --> 00:45:29,554 - Leaving a sweet residue on the skin. - Oh, I see. 604 00:45:29,685 --> 00:45:32,177 "Suddenly, you're delicious!" 605 00:45:32,313 --> 00:45:35,556 ♪ So one day soon, if you're told to smile 606 00:45:35,691 --> 00:45:38,434 ♪ While soaking in the bath 607 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:41,687 ♪ Just stand up tall against the wall 608 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:44,860 ♪ And face my cameras bare 609 00:45:57,630 --> 00:46:00,839 ♪ Now one day soon, if all goes well 610 00:46:00,967 --> 00:46:03,675 ♪ And I prepare my schemes 611 00:46:03,803 --> 00:46:06,967 ♪ You'll see my dreams on the movie screens 612 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:09,841 ♪ In a peeping art review 613 00:46:09,976 --> 00:46:13,094 ♪ And there's nothing else to do 614 00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:16,142 ♪ No, there's nothing else to do 615 00:46:16,274 --> 00:46:23,863 ♪ But say "Hi... Mom" to you! ♪ 616 00:46:24,949 --> 00:46:26,815 'Pick up on that one, Mama!' 617 00:46:26,951 --> 00:46:30,285 I computed the time on my watch 618 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:33,497 to 26 and a half minutes it would take to seduce her. 619 00:46:33,624 --> 00:46:36,082 - 26 and a half? - Yeah, 26 and a half minutes. 620 00:46:36,210 --> 00:46:38,167 I set the camera on to the clock radio 621 00:46:38,296 --> 00:46:42,916 and I had this red light bulb blinking on and off when the camera was on, 622 00:46:43,050 --> 00:46:46,168 and I could see it from her apartment, and so as you'll see now... 623 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:49,047 - This is the preliminary stuff. - She's cute. 624 00:46:49,181 --> 00:46:51,298 - Yeah, yeah. - Is she a pro? 625 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:55,053 Well, I think she is, as a matter of fact, but she's really great. 626 00:46:55,187 --> 00:46:59,898 What happens now is we go down for a few minutes, as you see here. 627 00:47:00,026 --> 00:47:03,610 - You build up the ecstasy. - I rip her clothes off. It's fantastic! 628 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:07,652 Great stuff. Should be up any second now. Just take a second. 629 00:47:09,952 --> 00:47:12,239 - Hmm, that's, uh... - Coming up soon, right? 630 00:47:12,371 --> 00:47:14,283 Yeah, just, well... 631 00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:19,918 What's going on? Where the hell are you? 632 00:47:20,046 --> 00:47:23,164 What the hell are you doing? That's a $500 projector! 633 00:47:23,299 --> 00:47:25,131 What the hell is that? 634 00:47:25,259 --> 00:47:30,129 Are you some kind of genital freak? Is that what I spent money for? 635 00:47:30,264 --> 00:47:32,096 That's my Golden Fig Leaf Award, right? 636 00:47:32,224 --> 00:47:35,183 From Anchorage, Alaska! How many do you think they give out? 637 00:47:35,311 --> 00:47:37,769 - You dropped your sunglasses. - I'll drop 'em again. 638 00:47:37,897 --> 00:47:40,059 Get out of here, you phony! 639 00:47:40,191 --> 00:47:43,775 ♪ Oh, be black, baby, be black 640 00:47:43,903 --> 00:47:48,694 ♪ Oh, be black, baby, be black... 641 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:11,553 ♪ Be black, baby 642 00:48:13,307 --> 00:48:16,050 ♪ Be black 643 00:48:17,269 --> 00:48:20,603 ♪ Be black, baby 644 00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:24,441 ♪ Be black 645 00:48:26,445 --> 00:48:29,813 ♪ Be black, baby 646 00:48:31,534 --> 00:48:33,947 ♪ Be black 647 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:47,210 ♪ You're walking down the street and everyone you meet 648 00:48:47,341 --> 00:48:52,132 ♪ Is gonna step to the side and stare 649 00:48:52,263 --> 00:48:56,598 ♪ Cos you're feeling good and you know you should 650 00:48:56,725 --> 00:49:00,639 ♪ Cos there's black pride everywhere 651 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:05,766 ♪ You'll want to shout and sing, Come on and do your thing 652 00:49:11,574 --> 00:49:15,944 ♪ Be black, baby, be black, oh! Ooh, ooh! 653 00:49:16,078 --> 00:49:19,162 ♪ Be black, baby, be black... ♪ 654 00:49:30,342 --> 00:49:33,426 Ah, excuse me! Excuse me! 655 00:49:33,554 --> 00:49:39,016 Is this, uh... Are you casting for that Be Black thing, for the police officer? 656 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:42,853 - Be Black Baby, that's right. - Well, I'd like to try for it. 657 00:49:42,980 --> 00:49:47,224 - You don't look much like a cop to me. - Yeah, you look kind of humble to me. 658 00:49:47,359 --> 00:49:49,271 Well, I don't know, man. 659 00:49:49,403 --> 00:49:52,441 If you got pig in you, we'll get it out of you. 660 00:49:52,573 --> 00:49:55,532 - Come on in. Door's over there. - OK. 661 00:50:01,207 --> 00:50:02,573 Hold up. 662 00:50:02,708 --> 00:50:06,622 We're gonna have to run through a trial run to test your pig potential. 663 00:50:06,754 --> 00:50:09,417 I'm willing to do whatever you want. I can do anything. 664 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,335 Whatever you want to do, I'm willing. 665 00:50:11,467 --> 00:50:13,459 Cos I think I can play a cop, I know I can. 666 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:17,512 Open that goddamn door! We ain't gonna have any perverts here! 667 00:50:17,640 --> 00:50:19,222 What did you say? 668 00:50:19,975 --> 00:50:23,093 Huh? What did you say? Is that a friend of yours? 669 00:50:23,229 --> 00:50:25,391 What are you protesting? Let me see your permit. 670 00:50:25,523 --> 00:50:30,393 You don't need a permit? What's that? Against the war in Vietnam? 671 00:50:30,528 --> 00:50:33,362 Ever been in Vietnam? I have and I know what it's like. 672 00:50:33,489 --> 00:50:37,904 You know, huh? What are you, two years old? You been in the army? 673 00:50:38,035 --> 00:50:42,996 What? What did you say, young lady? Make love, not war? I make love very well. 674 00:50:43,123 --> 00:50:46,082 What do you know about love and what do you know about war? 675 00:50:46,210 --> 00:50:48,793 Why, you need a good slap in the face! 676 00:50:48,921 --> 00:50:53,507 You're not even wearing a goddamn brassiere, you little slut. Goddamn bitch! 677 00:50:53,634 --> 00:50:55,921 What did you say? What are you gonna do about it? 678 00:50:56,053 --> 00:51:00,844 I happen to know you don't have a permit, so I'm gonna tell you something. 679 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:03,968 Did you touch my bat? You touched my bat? 680 00:51:33,132 --> 00:51:37,547 Listen, people. We want to take you through the black experience. 681 00:51:37,678 --> 00:51:40,716 You all know that being black means being loose. 682 00:51:40,848 --> 00:51:43,807 - Being what? - Being black means being loose. 683 00:51:43,934 --> 00:51:46,017 That's part of our history. 684 00:51:46,145 --> 00:51:48,808 We want to kind of loosen you up 685 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:51,556 for the experience we're gonna take you through. 686 00:51:51,692 --> 00:51:57,404 OK, now feel down the arms to the hands slowly, you know... 687 00:51:58,490 --> 00:52:00,527 Not rush anything. 688 00:52:01,535 --> 00:52:03,652 Just to the hands. 689 00:52:03,787 --> 00:52:09,454 Keep your eyes closed. Feel anything? Are you aware of any differences? 690 00:52:11,837 --> 00:52:14,045 He's got a scar. 691 00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:18,167 - Carolyn's wearing a ring. - Sorry. 692 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:21,136 Then to the neck and then to the hair. 693 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:27,225 - Feel any differences now? - Don't move your head! Feel the hair. 694 00:52:29,938 --> 00:52:34,148 - So this is natural? - Yes, it's very natural. 695 00:52:34,276 --> 00:52:37,815 - It's sort of springy. - A bit like a sponge. 696 00:52:37,946 --> 00:52:40,905 - Like angel food cake. - Has anyone else...? 697 00:52:41,033 --> 00:52:43,571 I expected steel wool, but it's soft. 698 00:52:43,702 --> 00:52:47,821 To the left, back, right, forward, 699 00:52:47,956 --> 00:52:51,745 left, back, right, forward. 700 00:52:53,379 --> 00:52:57,919 OK? How are you doing over there? You're not doing anything! Move! 701 00:52:58,050 --> 00:53:01,168 Stop taking notes! You're supposed to dance now! 702 00:53:01,303 --> 00:53:04,796 I have to review this for Eye magazine, I'm sorry. 703 00:53:04,932 --> 00:53:07,549 - You're not touching. - I don't want to. 704 00:53:07,685 --> 00:53:09,972 You're supposed to. Just keep going. 705 00:53:10,104 --> 00:53:13,268 - But we're supposed to relax. - I just met the gal. 706 00:53:13,399 --> 00:53:16,642 This is making me nervous. I'd rather not touch him. 707 00:53:16,777 --> 00:53:20,066 - It's just a play. - You're participating in a play. 708 00:53:20,197 --> 00:53:24,441 - This is part of your part. - You're the actors. We're the audience. 709 00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:28,240 - You're also an actor. - We're not sure of the point of this. 710 00:53:28,372 --> 00:53:31,536 - We're trying. - Come on, let's just do it. 711 00:53:31,667 --> 00:53:35,206 Forward, side, back, side. 712 00:53:35,337 --> 00:53:39,502 Now in order to be black and to feel black, you've got to eat black. 713 00:53:39,633 --> 00:53:42,000 And we have here for you today, 714 00:53:42,136 --> 00:53:46,847 through the kindness of sister Carolyn who was kind enough to whip it up for us, 715 00:53:46,974 --> 00:53:48,966 some of the best in soul food. 716 00:53:49,935 --> 00:53:52,598 Black-eyed peas, ooh! 717 00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:54,892 Pig feet and greens! 718 00:53:55,774 --> 00:53:58,983 - Collards. - And here we go, right for you. 719 00:54:00,863 --> 00:54:02,855 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 720 00:54:02,990 --> 00:54:04,982 That's enough. That's good. 721 00:54:06,994 --> 00:54:09,156 - Now, you just take it. - No, no. 722 00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:12,156 - You have to eat it. - I don't have to eat that, no. 723 00:54:17,087 --> 00:54:22,207 Don't look at it like that. You're supposed to eat it. Is something wrong with it? 724 00:54:22,926 --> 00:54:26,465 - What's wrong with it? - That's the food we eat. 725 00:54:26,597 --> 00:54:32,013 We gotta dish out some stuff for the brother up here. He doesn't have any. 726 00:54:32,144 --> 00:54:34,227 - Open your mouth. - I really... 727 00:54:34,354 --> 00:54:36,141 No, you really must. Thank you. 728 00:54:36,273 --> 00:54:40,768 That's some beans for you. Now you need some greens. Wait a minute. 729 00:54:40,903 --> 00:54:44,863 - Chew it, swallow it. - Chew it and say, "Hmm!" Swallow it. 730 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:48,362 There's something... Wait a minute. 731 00:54:49,328 --> 00:54:50,864 Oh, OK. That's alright. 732 00:54:50,996 --> 00:54:54,114 - Would you hurry up and eat, man? - Yeah, I will. 733 00:54:54,249 --> 00:54:58,243 - You didn't eat any meat, man. - Finish it and you'll get to the show. 734 00:54:58,378 --> 00:55:02,543 All of this is what you eat. All of that stuff. Eat it, man! 735 00:55:02,674 --> 00:55:07,920 You know, you're supposed to be so pro us, then eat us. You understand? 736 00:55:08,055 --> 00:55:10,763 There it is. Right there, eat it. 737 00:55:11,642 --> 00:55:13,429 - Eat it, man. - I really... 738 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:19,227 Eat it, man! I mean, this is the black experience. Eat it! Thank you. 739 00:55:23,570 --> 00:55:26,062 You've tasted black, you've danced black, you've felt black. 740 00:55:26,198 --> 00:55:30,192 Now you've got to be black to truly have the black experience. 741 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:32,535 So come up and we're gonna do you up. 742 00:55:32,663 --> 00:55:36,122 - Oh, look in the mirror. - I'm gonna take care of you. 743 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:38,287 You look great! 744 00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:44,373 Well, you're a bit Negro-ish, so we've got to put some on you. 745 00:55:44,508 --> 00:55:47,467 - Be black on the outside. - Well, you know. 746 00:55:47,594 --> 00:55:50,052 - No, no. - No, you must. Lady! 747 00:55:50,180 --> 00:55:53,298 It's gonna ruin my make-up. Don't! 748 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:57,473 - Oh! Come on! - It's all part of it. 749 00:55:57,604 --> 00:56:00,847 - Close your eyes. - Don't get it in my hair! 750 00:56:00,983 --> 00:56:03,600 I won't get it in your pretty blonde hair. 751 00:56:03,735 --> 00:56:07,194 - Don't rub it in! - I won't, I won't. Close your mouth! 752 00:56:08,031 --> 00:56:11,240 Oh, this is senseless, just senseless. 753 00:56:12,119 --> 00:56:15,157 Yeah, the next thing we do, now that you are black, 754 00:56:15,289 --> 00:56:17,576 as white people, we want to get to know you better 755 00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:21,076 cos all white people want to get to know black people. 756 00:56:21,211 --> 00:56:26,252 We want to get to know you better and understand what you're about. 757 00:56:26,383 --> 00:56:28,750 - We're white and you're black. - We're black now? 758 00:56:28,886 --> 00:56:34,223 You look black, and look at us. We want to get into your personal lives. 759 00:56:34,349 --> 00:56:36,432 - Just to be friendly. - I think I've had enough. 760 00:56:36,560 --> 00:56:40,804 So why don't we break up and get to know each other individually? 761 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:44,103 - My name is John Dillinger. - Hello. 762 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:45,975 - How are you doin'? - Paul Vimal. 763 00:56:46,111 --> 00:56:49,354 - Do you have any ID on you? - Any idea on me? 764 00:56:49,489 --> 00:56:50,946 No, ID, identification. 765 00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:53,532 - Yes, my wallet. - Could I see it for a second? 766 00:56:53,660 --> 00:56:55,868 - Where are you from? - I'm from Manhasset. 767 00:56:55,996 --> 00:57:00,491 - From Manhasset? What do you do now? - Well, I'm a housewife. 768 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:02,788 - A housewife? Do you have any children? - No. 769 00:57:02,920 --> 00:57:06,038 Oh, you don't. Are you gonna have some soon? 770 00:57:06,173 --> 00:57:11,589 Well, we're... We're planning. I mean, we're in a family planning group. 771 00:57:11,720 --> 00:57:14,679 How exciting. How very, very interesting. 772 00:57:14,806 --> 00:57:17,890 Let me take your purse for you for the rest of the show. 773 00:57:18,018 --> 00:57:23,059 We're gonna go up to a new level and I'm gonna take good care of it downstairs. 774 00:57:23,190 --> 00:57:26,399 You don't wanna carry this heavy thing around with you, OK? 775 00:57:26,526 --> 00:57:30,361 So just go on upstairs and we'll be right with you, alright? 776 00:57:30,489 --> 00:57:33,357 Yeah, why don't you just go on upstairs now? 777 00:57:34,952 --> 00:57:37,285 They didn't take her purse! 778 00:57:37,996 --> 00:57:39,953 Lady? 779 00:57:40,082 --> 00:57:44,122 Hey, would you like to join us? Come on! Come on. 780 00:57:44,252 --> 00:57:48,838 What, she... She took my purse and she didn't take her purse. 781 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:51,253 - I would like my purse back. - Oh, no, that's silly. 782 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:53,251 Did they take your purse? 783 00:57:53,387 --> 00:57:56,846 She said they were doing it to everybody, but I'm the only one that it happened to. 784 00:57:56,974 --> 00:58:00,638 - And I don't like that. - It's downstairs. It's downstairs, OK? 785 00:58:00,769 --> 00:58:04,513 - Well, I... She took it. - What did she take from your purse? 786 00:58:04,648 --> 00:58:08,016 She took my... She said everybody was doing it. 787 00:58:08,151 --> 00:58:12,521 - Why don't you go down and find her? - You go down with her. She's upset. 788 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,363 I think you should go down! 789 00:58:14,491 --> 00:58:17,074 I think somebody ought to go get it. I don't wanna go down. 790 00:58:17,202 --> 00:58:20,491 - Listen, it's just part of the play. - It's not funny! 791 00:58:20,622 --> 00:58:23,535 - It's just part of the play, that's all. - Look in my wallet. 792 00:58:23,667 --> 00:58:25,659 All my money is gone. 793 00:58:25,794 --> 00:58:29,504 - I'm sure it's part of the play, but... - It's just part of the play. 794 00:58:29,631 --> 00:58:32,965 - Go down... - I don't want you to walk down with me! 795 00:58:33,093 --> 00:58:35,801 - Come on, we'll go down together. - You should go. 796 00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:38,797 Speak to the director. I'm sure you'll get it back. 797 00:58:39,975 --> 00:58:44,515 Just stay there. Stay with the girl. Stay here and talk to her. Alright? 798 00:58:44,646 --> 00:58:47,935 - Don't worry. - I'm capable of going down by myself! 799 00:59:04,166 --> 00:59:08,001 If anything happens, come right back, if anything happens. 800 00:59:08,128 --> 00:59:11,542 I'm sure it's just part of the play. Don't worry about it. 801 00:59:11,673 --> 00:59:14,086 Joe, don't get hostile. Be nice. 802 00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:17,176 I won't be hostile. 803 00:59:17,304 --> 00:59:20,888 They sound very friendly. 804 00:59:21,016 --> 00:59:25,226 They're just kidding around. You can hear them laughing. 805 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:28,096 Excuse me. Excuse me. Right... 806 00:59:28,231 --> 00:59:31,144 - Hi. Can I come in for a second? - Sure, sure. 807 00:59:37,908 --> 00:59:40,616 - Wait a second! - Somebody do something! 808 00:59:40,744 --> 00:59:44,579 - It's part of the play. - It's not! Somebody do something! 809 00:59:44,706 --> 00:59:46,163 They didn't really hurt him. 810 00:59:46,291 --> 00:59:49,159 I haven't got my money, she hasn't got her bag. 811 00:59:49,294 --> 00:59:52,878 - It's part of the play. - Where's his money? 812 00:59:53,006 --> 00:59:55,589 Listen, this happens every performance. 813 00:59:55,717 --> 00:59:59,210 - We'll get it later then. - Let's go up to the next stage. Come on. 814 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:01,929 I'm not gonna go in there, that's for sure. 815 01:00:06,019 --> 01:00:08,932 Where's the...? Where's he gonna be? 816 01:00:09,064 --> 01:00:13,229 - He'll meet you after the performance. - Hey, baby. 817 01:00:13,360 --> 01:00:15,943 You, you, come up here. 818 01:00:16,780 --> 01:00:19,443 I'm talking to you. I said get up here! 819 01:00:20,200 --> 01:00:23,318 Yeah, the one with the stupid look on her face! 820 01:00:23,453 --> 01:00:27,618 Yeah, in the green coat. You, Miss Blondie! Get up here! 821 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,206 I'd like my purse back. 822 01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:34,295 She's a nigger with blonde hair. Get the fuck up here! Get up here now! 823 01:00:34,422 --> 01:00:38,041 - What the hell is going on here? - Shut up, mister! 824 01:00:38,176 --> 01:00:41,135 - Are you kidding or something? - Don't talk to me like that! 825 01:00:41,263 --> 01:00:43,755 I didn't ask you nothing. I said get up here! 826 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:46,348 I want all of you up here now! 827 01:00:46,476 --> 01:00:49,640 This is something you've been waiting for, niggers! 828 01:00:49,771 --> 01:00:53,310 - I'd like to go to the theatre. - I think you want to go. Get up here! 829 01:00:53,441 --> 01:00:57,936 - All of you, get up here! - OK, motherfuckers, move! 830 01:00:58,071 --> 01:01:00,484 Oh, my God, he's got a gun! 831 01:01:00,615 --> 01:01:05,485 That's right, it's a gun and it kills. Now move! Come on, fatso, move! 832 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:09,705 - You still think that guy was a plant? - You stand over here. 833 01:01:09,833 --> 01:01:12,120 - Stand over there. - All of you, get up here! 834 01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:15,120 You're gonna follow a little routine. I know you're gonna like it. 835 01:01:15,255 --> 01:01:18,965 Get on up here! All you niggers like to do what I got in mind. Get up here. 836 01:01:19,092 --> 01:01:23,803 All of you, get the fuck over there. I said get up here! 837 01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:27,094 Don't give me no hard time. Which one you want? Huh? 838 01:01:27,225 --> 01:01:30,809 - Let's see. The blackest one. - Take any nigger you want. 839 01:01:30,937 --> 01:01:35,728 - I'll take the one with the sunglasses on. - This nigger over here. 840 01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:41,821 Hey, man, hey, baby, which one you want? Which one you want? 841 01:01:41,948 --> 01:01:46,659 Alright, take any one you want. We're gonna do a screwing scene. 842 01:01:46,786 --> 01:01:49,244 We know all you niggers know how to screw, right? 843 01:01:49,372 --> 01:01:52,911 Hey, baby. Lay down on the fucking mattress, man! 844 01:01:53,043 --> 01:01:58,289 - I said lay down on the mattress, mister! - This is ridiculous. 845 01:01:58,423 --> 01:02:01,257 Where...? You ain't goin' no place! 846 01:02:01,384 --> 01:02:04,877 - Stop it! - Stop it! 847 01:02:06,890 --> 01:02:10,008 Lay down and shut up! Shut up, lady! 848 01:02:10,143 --> 01:02:14,604 Shut up! Shut up there! Don't say nothing! All of you lay down! 849 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:16,438 Get up from her. This is going too far. 850 01:02:16,566 --> 01:02:19,559 If you don't lay down, I'll bust you in your fucking mouth! 851 01:02:29,371 --> 01:02:31,454 Get back! 852 01:02:35,752 --> 01:02:39,245 Right, get down there. Go on! 853 01:02:40,173 --> 01:02:43,086 Go on! You, too, get down there! 854 01:02:43,218 --> 01:02:45,380 - Come on! - Come on, man. 855 01:02:47,180 --> 01:02:49,217 Come on! 856 01:02:52,394 --> 01:02:54,852 - Are you OK? - Joe. 857 01:02:54,980 --> 01:02:59,315 Get the elevator upstairs. Let's go. Come on, everybody upstairs. 858 01:02:59,442 --> 01:03:03,561 - Know your way up there? - Yeah, go up the stairs. Next flight. 859 01:03:03,697 --> 01:03:07,316 - The elevator. - Joe. He's got a gun. 860 01:03:08,702 --> 01:03:12,946 - Let's get out of here, you guys. - Come on. You guys, too! Hurry up! 861 01:03:14,416 --> 01:03:17,705 - Come on, come on, come on. - Let's go. 862 01:03:17,836 --> 01:03:19,828 - Are you OK? - Let's get out of here. 863 01:03:19,963 --> 01:03:24,173 We're on our way out now. Get this thing going, huh? 864 01:03:24,301 --> 01:03:26,839 - Please. - All right, here we go. 865 01:03:27,721 --> 01:03:30,213 - Hurry. - Can you start it? 866 01:03:30,348 --> 01:03:33,466 - Oh, my God! - We're finally out of this place. 867 01:03:40,692 --> 01:03:43,935 - Hey, the lights! - What's happened? 868 01:03:47,490 --> 01:03:50,107 Oh, my God! 869 01:03:51,369 --> 01:03:53,452 - My God! - Get back! 870 01:03:53,580 --> 01:03:57,164 OK, niggers, cut the noise out! Cut the noise out. 871 01:03:57,292 --> 01:03:59,659 Right, get that camera up here! 872 01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,002 - Get that camera down! - Get it down! 873 01:04:02,130 --> 01:04:05,043 No, not that one, not that one! 874 01:04:05,175 --> 01:04:07,417 - Back up, man! - Let her go! 875 01:04:07,552 --> 01:04:10,545 No, not that one, not that one! Hold it, hold it! 876 01:04:11,306 --> 01:04:13,844 - This one? - Just leave her alone. 877 01:04:13,975 --> 01:04:16,467 - Get your hands off her! - No! No! 878 01:04:16,603 --> 01:04:19,311 Get your hands off her! 879 01:04:20,565 --> 01:04:22,557 Stop! Please stop! 880 01:04:24,778 --> 01:04:26,815 Quiet! Stay back! 881 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,736 Turn that fucking camera off! Get it down! 882 01:04:32,160 --> 01:04:34,447 Get that camera down! 883 01:04:39,542 --> 01:04:42,910 - Please! Somebody... - Get back! Get back! 884 01:04:44,130 --> 01:04:46,292 No, please, stop! 885 01:04:46,424 --> 01:04:49,963 Stay back or I'll blow your fucking heads off! Stay there! 886 01:04:51,554 --> 01:04:53,762 Let go of my hair! 887 01:04:56,726 --> 01:05:00,595 - You want to see something? - How do you like that? There! 888 01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,528 Has she had enough? 889 01:05:12,158 --> 01:05:14,195 Stop it, stop it! 890 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:18,116 - Get the hell off there! - Get back there! 891 01:05:23,294 --> 01:05:26,287 Quiet! Shut up! 892 01:05:29,300 --> 01:05:32,213 Oh, God! 893 01:05:33,179 --> 01:05:37,549 Shut up! Get that camera down! Get it down or I'll kill you! 894 01:05:38,643 --> 01:05:41,886 - Get it down! - No! No! No! 895 01:05:48,987 --> 01:05:53,106 - Right, get back, get back! - Policeman, help, help, help, help! 896 01:05:55,660 --> 01:05:58,744 Officer, officer! He did it, he did it! 897 01:05:58,872 --> 01:06:00,909 Get back, everybody! 898 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:06,370 Who has a gun? Anybody has a gun? Get up against the wall there! 899 01:06:06,504 --> 01:06:10,714 - Look at the girl behind you! - Turn around, turn around, turn around! 900 01:06:10,842 --> 01:06:13,755 - What are you doing? - Oh, no! 901 01:06:13,887 --> 01:06:19,053 Turn around! OK, I'm gonna deputize you fellas. You get over here. 902 01:06:19,184 --> 01:06:23,394 It was this man. It was him! Don't touch me! 903 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:26,935 Come on, nigger, what's your name? What's your real name? 904 01:06:27,066 --> 01:06:29,524 That's my real name! 905 01:06:29,652 --> 01:06:32,611 I'm not kidding you. They got my wallet and my papers. 906 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:35,698 - What's his real name? - He doesn't know me! 907 01:06:35,825 --> 01:06:38,408 - Martin Freeman! - My name is Murray Zin. 908 01:06:38,536 --> 01:06:42,155 - Prime Minister of the Black Panthers. - Where do you live, Martin? 909 01:06:42,290 --> 01:06:45,158 - I live up in Scarsdale. - Scarsdale? 910 01:06:45,293 --> 01:06:49,333 What do you mean, Scarsdale? Come on, Martin, what's this, huh? 911 01:06:49,464 --> 01:06:52,582 Avon Street. Avon Street in Scarsdale... 912 01:06:52,717 --> 01:06:56,210 - Come on, Martin, where do you live? - I live on Avon Street. 913 01:06:56,346 --> 01:07:00,056 He lives on 147th Street. That's his brother. 914 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:03,051 - What's his name? - They call him June Bug. 915 01:07:03,186 --> 01:07:05,098 - June Bug. - I'm Professor Vimal. 916 01:07:05,230 --> 01:07:08,769 - Perfect nigger name. June Bug what? - Professor Vimal. 917 01:07:09,776 --> 01:07:14,146 Professor Vimal? A real comedian over here. Professor Vimal! 918 01:07:14,280 --> 01:07:19,150 You know what I got here? A bunch of fucking liars! Everybody, get out of here! 919 01:07:19,285 --> 01:07:21,151 Come on, everybody outside! 920 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:25,281 - Shoot anybody who tries to escape. - Everybody out! 921 01:07:25,416 --> 01:07:27,749 Come on! Come on! Goddamn niggers! 922 01:07:28,878 --> 01:07:30,915 Niggers, come on! 923 01:07:36,594 --> 01:07:38,130 Outside! 924 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:43,178 - Be black, baby. - Be black. Be black! 925 01:07:44,018 --> 01:07:46,010 Be black now. 926 01:07:47,605 --> 01:07:50,222 Be black, baby. Be black, baby. 927 01:07:50,358 --> 01:07:52,645 - All right. - Be black. 928 01:07:52,777 --> 01:07:54,860 Be black, folks! 929 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:57,822 - Be black, baby! - Be black! 930 01:07:57,949 --> 01:08:00,157 Good audience, good audience. Thank you! 931 01:08:00,285 --> 01:08:02,527 Gotta hand it to them. 932 01:08:08,793 --> 01:08:13,788 Well, Clyde Barnes was really right. That was some experience. 933 01:08:13,923 --> 01:08:15,880 It was a great, great show, great theatre. 934 01:08:16,009 --> 01:08:20,720 I'm gonna tell all my friends they've got to come, they've really got to come. 935 01:08:20,847 --> 01:08:24,431 - Except they should have called it... - It was really something else! 936 01:08:24,559 --> 01:08:26,551 "Humiliate the Honky" or "Hump the Honky", 937 01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:28,518 but it was great theatre. 938 01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:31,935 It was a magnificent experience. I'm tickled I came. 939 01:08:32,066 --> 01:08:35,935 It made you feel what it felt like to be a negro. 940 01:08:36,070 --> 01:08:38,483 - Black. - I mean... To be black. 941 01:08:38,615 --> 01:08:42,404 It really makes you stop and think. Really. Er... 942 01:08:43,369 --> 01:08:48,535 Certainly, I've... I've worried about, uh, the... the problems, 943 01:08:48,666 --> 01:08:51,158 the... the... oh, the... 944 01:08:51,294 --> 01:08:55,038 you could almost say the sicknesses in our society, but... 945 01:08:55,882 --> 01:08:59,046 It was... it was invigorating. 946 01:08:59,177 --> 01:09:01,760 I... I find it hard to think. 947 01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:05,723 Listen to that stupid shit! Oh, man, fuck them, man, you know! 948 01:09:05,850 --> 01:09:08,183 Kick their behinds and they still go for it. 949 01:09:08,311 --> 01:09:10,052 I don't think they learned a thing. 950 01:09:10,188 --> 01:09:14,273 We gotta go to those projects up there with the silent middle class 951 01:09:14,400 --> 01:09:19,111 where they're sitting with their pipes in their chairs reading the New York Times. 952 01:09:19,238 --> 01:09:22,106 - You have to go and blow their minds. - Just do it, man! 953 01:09:22,241 --> 01:09:25,200 Go in there and blow the fuck out of them! Come on! 954 01:09:26,287 --> 01:09:31,499 ♪ Be black, baby, be black, oh! Be black ♪ 955 01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:36,955 Table of contents, table of contents. Ah, contents. 956 01:09:37,090 --> 01:09:40,549 - "Introduction, 13. - Collective behavior. 957 01:09:40,677 --> 01:09:42,885 The countryside versus the city, 958 01:09:43,012 --> 01:09:44,753 "the limits of revolution, 959 01:09:44,889 --> 01:09:46,846 "the black guerrilla." 960 01:09:46,974 --> 01:09:51,014 Paramilitary activities in urban areas." 961 01:09:51,145 --> 01:09:55,264 73. Page 73... 962 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:57,107 Ah... 963 01:09:57,235 --> 01:10:00,103 "Paramilitary activities in urban areas. 964 01:10:00,238 --> 01:10:02,821 "Because all organized revolutionary movements 965 01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:06,317 "have been thoroughly infiltrated by government agents, 966 01:10:06,452 --> 01:10:12,289 "the successful acts of sabotage will be carried out by single individuals." 967 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:19,172 "A lone saboteur must first assimilate himself into the urban community, 968 01:10:19,298 --> 01:10:25,295 "assuming a lifestyle indistinguishable from the bourgeois members around him." 969 01:10:27,306 --> 01:10:30,595 'This concludes our music to write checks by. 970 01:10:30,727 --> 01:10:33,094 'Thank you for your generous contributions. 971 01:10:33,229 --> 01:10:36,438 'And now stay tuned for N.I.T. Journal, 972 01:10:36,566 --> 01:10:42,107 'A Black Revolution, Part 4: Search and Destroy, coming up next.' 973 01:10:43,239 --> 01:10:46,903 Hi, my name is Harry Jameson. I work for Met Life. 974 01:10:47,034 --> 01:10:50,072 Yes, pleased to meet you. Are you a member of the club? 975 01:10:53,124 --> 01:10:55,707 "The urban guerrilla must become and remain anonymous..." 976 01:10:55,835 --> 01:10:59,499 'Joyce, go in through the playground. Hurry up. 977 01:11:10,683 --> 01:11:15,974 'OK, man. Head for the lobby of the West Building. Stay low. Move fast. 978 01:11:28,117 --> 01:11:33,078 'OK, listen. We gotta go straight across the plaza. Be very cool. Let's go. 979 01:11:57,688 --> 01:12:00,180 'When we hit the pillars, let's move.' 980 01:13:08,092 --> 01:13:10,800 - Hi, Jessica, how are you? - Fine. And you? 981 01:13:10,928 --> 01:13:12,965 I'm OK. 982 01:14:03,689 --> 01:14:05,100 Stay back. 983 01:14:05,232 --> 01:14:08,600 Where are you from? Do you have permission to do this? 984 01:14:14,116 --> 01:14:15,357 Excuse me. 985 01:14:19,497 --> 01:14:22,160 - Shit! - Try that one. 986 01:14:34,303 --> 01:14:37,046 Would you like to buy some shares in blackness today? 987 01:14:37,181 --> 01:14:41,346 You could at least be careful. This elevator's way too crowded. 988 01:14:43,437 --> 01:14:48,228 Do you know what it's like to be a black man in America? 989 01:14:48,359 --> 01:14:50,521 Sick! S-I-C-K! 990 01:14:54,115 --> 01:14:56,198 Open this goddamn door! 991 01:14:58,661 --> 01:15:00,277 This is your last chance! 992 01:15:05,376 --> 01:15:06,992 Hey! What is this? 993 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:23,308 Be black, baby! 994 01:15:34,947 --> 01:15:39,817 'Now stay tuned for N.I.T.'s award-winning program, 995 01:15:39,952 --> 01:15:41,784 'Home Grown Happiness.' 996 01:15:53,507 --> 01:15:55,339 - Honey! - Yeah? 997 01:15:55,468 --> 01:16:00,429 - What do you want for dinner? - What do I want for dinner? Thank you. 998 01:16:02,183 --> 01:16:06,427 - Whatever you like. - Turkey, beef or fried chicken? 999 01:16:06,562 --> 01:16:08,804 I have a Mexican one in the freezer. 1000 01:16:08,939 --> 01:16:13,309 Well, I've been making enough decisions this week. You can make that one. 1001 01:16:13,444 --> 01:16:15,527 OK, Mr. Decision Maker. 1002 01:16:15,654 --> 01:16:18,863 Come on, Daisy. Let's have din-din! Come on, sweetie! 1003 01:16:18,991 --> 01:16:21,483 She's alright, honey. Leave her. 1004 01:16:21,619 --> 01:16:24,953 Honey? You know what I read in TV Guide today? 1005 01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:28,495 - No. What did you read? - They cancelled "Peyton Place". 1006 01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:32,961 - Oh, that's too bad. - I can't believe it. I'm so depressed! 1007 01:16:33,089 --> 01:16:35,502 I've been watching that show four or five years. 1008 01:16:35,633 --> 01:16:39,968 I feel as if know those people, they're like my friends and neighbors. 1009 01:16:40,096 --> 01:16:43,715 It must be a blow to those actors when they lose a series like that. 1010 01:16:43,849 --> 01:16:47,638 I hear that after three or four years, you become a millionaire. 1011 01:16:47,770 --> 01:16:50,137 I'd like to sell a few policies to them. 1012 01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:54,186 How would you like to go to Hollywood? Sell the actors some policies? 1013 01:16:54,318 --> 01:16:57,106 Bet there's great offices in Los Angeles. 1014 01:16:57,238 --> 01:17:02,609 That reminds me, I sold a policy to Harry Jameson. He's kind of a friend of mine. 1015 01:17:02,743 --> 01:17:05,656 And he told my supervisor Joe McMahon. 1016 01:17:05,788 --> 01:17:09,452 He told Joe about my style and how well I sold the policy. 1017 01:17:09,583 --> 01:17:15,045 He said that Joe seemed a little nervous as if I was doing too well, you know? 1018 01:17:15,172 --> 01:17:18,631 Thought I was bucking for his position. I think he was right. 1019 01:17:18,759 --> 01:17:23,470 He's jealous. You keep up the good work, honey. You're a real plugger. 1020 01:17:23,597 --> 01:17:25,133 A-ha. 1021 01:17:28,435 --> 01:17:30,643 - Oh, honey? - Yeah? 1022 01:17:30,771 --> 01:17:34,981 Did you think about what I asked you? About the dishwasher? 1023 01:17:35,109 --> 01:17:38,978 Yeah, I did. I was selling a policy to someone out on Staten Island, 1024 01:17:39,113 --> 01:17:41,230 and he had a beautiful washer for $90. 1025 01:17:41,365 --> 01:17:46,326 He implied that if I didn't buy the washer, he wouldn't take the policy... 1026 01:17:46,453 --> 01:17:48,945 Oh, honey, I don't want a second-hand washer 1027 01:17:49,081 --> 01:17:52,074 that everybody else has put their dirty old dishes in! 1028 01:17:52,209 --> 01:17:57,830 Well, it's a very good one and we can't afford anything better at this point. 1029 01:17:57,965 --> 01:18:00,958 It's better than buying one for $300 or $400. We have too many payments. 1030 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:03,506 We have car payments, this rug that you bought... 1031 01:18:03,637 --> 01:18:06,926 What color is it? My kitchen happens to be yellow. 1032 01:18:07,057 --> 01:18:10,266 - It's white. - I don't want a white dishwasher! 1033 01:18:10,394 --> 01:18:15,765 Everybody has 'em. Come on, honey! I want it to match the kitchen. 1034 01:18:15,900 --> 01:18:18,859 - So what color do you want? - I want yellow. 1035 01:18:18,986 --> 01:18:25,074 - We can get a yellow one in a few years. - You never think about those things! 1036 01:18:25,201 --> 01:18:27,238 - Don't worry. - Honey! Oh! 1037 01:18:27,369 --> 01:18:31,613 - What's the matter? Are you alright? - I feel something. 1038 01:18:31,749 --> 01:18:35,038 - Are you OK? - It's too much for me. I can't take it. 1039 01:18:35,169 --> 01:18:38,788 I can't take all this housework and the cooking and the laundry. 1040 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:41,085 - It's too much for me! - OK. Don't worry. 1041 01:18:41,217 --> 01:18:44,426 I'm just exhausted. I can't handle it. 1042 01:18:44,553 --> 01:18:48,923 Alright. From now on, I'm gonna do everything. 1043 01:18:49,058 --> 01:18:53,223 I'm gonna call the agency, we'll get some colored help, it's very cheap. 1044 01:18:53,354 --> 01:18:58,349 I'm gonna borrow on the policy. Nothing is more important than our child. 1045 01:18:58,484 --> 01:19:00,851 - Nothing. Don't worry about it. - What about me? 1046 01:19:03,447 --> 01:19:07,282 - Oh, it really kicked, honey. - Did it really? Let me listen. 1047 01:19:07,409 --> 01:19:09,992 Don't press so! Don't press... 1048 01:19:10,120 --> 01:19:13,989 I'm not pressing. It's my child. I can't hear anything, though. 1049 01:19:14,124 --> 01:19:16,081 - Can't hear anything? - Wait. 1050 01:19:16,210 --> 01:19:20,671 Stop pressing so hard! You'll kill the kid. You almost gave me a miscarriage! 1051 01:19:20,798 --> 01:19:24,212 OK, OK. Take it easy, honey. You're very excitable. 1052 01:19:24,343 --> 01:19:26,881 I'm gonna call the doctor. I'm gonna do all the work. 1053 01:19:27,012 --> 01:19:29,880 You're not gonna do anything. I'm gonna work until we get a maid. 1054 01:19:30,015 --> 01:19:32,302 Now just take it easy. I'm gonna take the laundry out now. 1055 01:19:32,434 --> 01:19:35,142 Now take it easy. I'll be right back. 1056 01:21:00,647 --> 01:21:05,733 'And now from our studios in New York, the Now News with John Winnicove.' 1057 01:21:06,820 --> 01:21:09,938 'This is John Winnicove with the evening report. 1058 01:21:10,657 --> 01:21:14,651 'This afternoon, I stood on the former site of the Community Co-op. 1059 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:18,155 'As you know, the building was completely levelled by an explosion 1060 01:21:18,290 --> 01:21:20,327 'last Friday night. 1061 01:21:20,459 --> 01:21:24,169 'Over the past few days, the police and special agents of the FBI 1062 01:21:24,296 --> 01:21:27,880 'have discovered that the explosion emanated from the laundry room 1063 01:21:28,008 --> 01:21:30,421 'and are even now sifting through the rubble 1064 01:21:30,552 --> 01:21:33,260 'in an effort to determine the cause or causes 1065 01:21:33,389 --> 01:21:35,631 'or person or persons 1066 01:21:35,766 --> 01:21:39,601 'responsible for this truly horrible holocaust. 1067 01:21:39,728 --> 01:21:42,641 'This afternoon, we were on the scene speaking with relatives 1068 01:21:42,773 --> 01:21:46,733 'of former tenants and friends, and we switch to that report now.' 1069 01:21:46,860 --> 01:21:52,151 'Avery Gunnz. I don't live in the building, but I was on my way... 1070 01:21:52,282 --> 01:21:57,402 'I was visiting my sister last night and I left my wallet there and I'm really upset. 1071 01:21:57,538 --> 01:22:00,952 'I had my driver's license, my credit cards... 1072 01:22:01,083 --> 01:22:03,291 'I don't know what to do. It's a terrible thing.' 1073 01:22:03,419 --> 01:22:05,035 - 'You think it's a good thing?' - 'Yes. 1074 01:22:05,170 --> 01:22:09,005 A lot of people have dogs here and we'll be able to walk our dogs now. 1075 01:22:09,133 --> 01:22:10,840 We need more room like this. 1076 01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:14,006 - You weren't a resident here? - No, I'm not a resident. 1077 01:22:14,138 --> 01:22:18,257 A lot of these things will be happening. They're doing quite a bit of this. 1078 01:22:18,392 --> 01:22:21,305 They'll be blowing 'em up faster than they can build them. 1079 01:22:21,437 --> 01:22:23,645 I live in that red house across the street, 1080 01:22:23,772 --> 01:22:27,482 and I can see from my window all the entries that were here. 1081 01:22:27,609 --> 01:22:32,354 Strange people, always walking in and out, all hours of the night and day. 1082 01:22:32,489 --> 01:22:34,822 I see. So you attribute it to someone...? 1083 01:22:34,950 --> 01:22:38,409 - Some funny person did this. - Funny person? 1084 01:22:38,537 --> 01:22:40,824 Sir, do you have an opinion? What is your name? 1085 01:22:40,956 --> 01:22:45,075 - Dr. Joe King. - Dr. King. Are you a doctor of medicine? 1086 01:22:45,210 --> 01:22:49,671 - I'm a psychiatrist. - Would you turn to the camera here? 1087 01:22:49,798 --> 01:22:53,007 - OK. - What are your feelings about this? 1088 01:22:53,135 --> 01:22:57,800 Well, it probably is the result of somebody who cracked 1089 01:22:57,931 --> 01:23:00,548 under the pressures of our society, you know. 1090 01:23:00,684 --> 01:23:05,224 We have such intense materialistic pressures 1091 01:23:05,355 --> 01:23:10,441 and there's a tremendous gap between those who make it and those who don't. 1092 01:23:10,569 --> 01:23:15,234 You feel most definitely that frustration is the kind of thing that's taken out...? 1093 01:23:15,365 --> 01:23:19,154 It's the kind of thing. We're raised on violence in America, you know. 1094 01:23:19,286 --> 01:23:23,030 All these toy guns and the war in Vietnam... 1095 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:26,283 - Excuse me, sir. - What is your name? 1096 01:23:26,418 --> 01:23:30,207 My name is Jon Rubin, sir, and I just came back from Vietnam. 1097 01:23:30,339 --> 01:23:33,457 - I spent 18 months over there. - What were you doing over there? 1098 01:23:33,592 --> 01:23:38,132 - Do you mind telling us? - I happened to be a demolition expert. 1099 01:23:38,263 --> 01:23:41,256 You might be able to give us some clue to determine... 1100 01:23:41,391 --> 01:23:45,476 Well, as a matter of fact, I was noticing this building... 1101 01:23:45,604 --> 01:23:47,846 and it looks like a pretty good job. 1102 01:23:47,981 --> 01:23:52,191 I hate to say it, but it looks like it was done by an expert at least. 1103 01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:55,312 I'd just like to say I'm sick of this... 1104 01:23:55,447 --> 01:23:58,064 - Well, please! We're on the air. - Sorry, sir. 1105 01:23:58,200 --> 01:24:03,070 I'm just annoyed about the fact that I've just come back from Vietnam 1106 01:24:03,205 --> 01:24:06,323 after we kind of, you know, sweep up the country there. 1107 01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:10,293 We got 500,000 men over there and we come back and what do we see? 1108 01:24:10,420 --> 01:24:16,041 Some kind of mess on the floor and the people killed and it felt like this... 1109 01:24:16,176 --> 01:24:19,340 You haven't seen any action? Have you been in Korea or Vietnam? 1110 01:24:19,471 --> 01:24:21,633 - No. - You haven't seen what I've seen. 1111 01:24:21,765 --> 01:24:25,133 I've seen arms shot off, I've seen faces blown up. 1112 01:24:25,269 --> 01:24:27,886 - I've seen taken off! - Hey, hey... 1113 01:24:28,021 --> 01:24:31,685 - I'm sick of all that. - I'm sick of all that. I'm sick of... 1114 01:24:31,817 --> 01:24:34,309 - Excuse me, please... - I'm sorry. 1115 01:24:34,444 --> 01:24:37,357 I don't mean to push you, but we have to get off the air now. 1116 01:24:37,489 --> 01:24:39,822 Do you have anything you'd like to say in summary? 1117 01:24:39,950 --> 01:24:43,034 Well, I would like to say something if you don't mind. 1118 01:24:43,161 --> 01:24:45,778 - No, of course not. - I'd like to say hello to my mother. 1119 01:24:45,914 --> 01:24:48,577 - Er... of course. - Thank you. Hi, Ma! 1120 01:24:49,305 --> 01:24:55,447 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 97648