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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,263 --> 00:00:07,899 ...it's life and death, but once you leave, it all becomes nice memories. 2 00:00:07,933 --> 00:00:10,301 I guess you can't be nostalgic for something you've never left. 3 00:00:10,336 --> 00:00:12,637 Evan and Cappie got into a fight that night that ended their friendship. 4 00:00:12,671 --> 00:00:14,405 We were all friends again, why'd you have to screw it up? 5 00:00:14,440 --> 00:00:16,074 [Evan] Hey, you screwed it up! 6 00:00:16,108 --> 00:00:17,542 [Casey] Why are Cappie and Evan still fighting? 7 00:00:17,576 --> 00:00:19,043 Because of you. They both fell for the same girl. 8 00:00:24,467 --> 00:00:26,298 Picking something I hate just to pick. 9 00:00:26,299 --> 00:00:28,033 Welcome, truthseekers. Why are we here? 10 00:00:28,067 --> 00:00:30,268 [Ashleigh] There's nothing happening between us. 11 00:00:30,302 --> 00:00:34,239 So if I did anything to make you think otherwise, then I'm really, really sorry. 12 00:00:34,273 --> 00:00:37,442 [Lasker Parkes] She's not going to declare our house a historical landmark. 13 00:00:37,476 --> 00:00:39,411 It either has to be fixed up or it'll have to be torn down. 14 00:00:39,445 --> 00:00:41,212 - Lasker's buying the house. - We're saved! 15 00:00:41,247 --> 00:00:43,648 The attacks on KT, it all started rush night, right? 16 00:00:43,683 --> 00:00:46,718 Maybe young Mr. Parkes is our Villain X. 17 00:00:46,752 --> 00:00:48,987 - What's that? - It's nothing. 18 00:00:49,021 --> 00:00:52,424 [Rusty] Our house was built in the Spring of 1916 19 00:00:52,458 --> 00:00:54,159 and originally held 20 members 20 00:00:54,193 --> 00:00:56,895 and cost $36,000 to construct. 21 00:00:56,929 --> 00:00:59,764 It has seen over 15 changes to its structure, 22 00:00:59,799 --> 00:01:02,000 twelve of which were intentional. 23 00:01:02,034 --> 00:01:04,969 And now it's about to see its most extensive one to date. 24 00:01:05,004 --> 00:01:10,742 Yep, thanks to my dad, Mr. Saving the Day... Man. 25 00:01:10,776 --> 00:01:13,244 I need to work on my insults. 26 00:01:13,279 --> 00:01:15,146 Hey, Cap. Good luck on your finals! 27 00:01:15,181 --> 00:01:17,182 Gee, thanks, Peter! 28 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,787 I don't trust that kid. 29 00:01:22,822 --> 00:01:24,956 And it's not just because of his shifty eyes. 30 00:01:24,990 --> 00:01:27,459 Well it's a little bit his shifty eyes. 31 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,194 I really don't think Peter is Villain X. 32 00:01:29,228 --> 00:01:30,595 He just has family issues. 33 00:01:30,629 --> 00:01:31,963 And shifty eyes. 34 00:01:31,997 --> 00:01:34,666 Regardless, we have more pressing matters. 35 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,301 We have to be out of here by tomorrow night 36 00:01:36,335 --> 00:01:38,303 so Lasker's guys can start the renovations. 37 00:01:38,337 --> 00:01:40,004 And get our house GPA up to a 2.0. 38 00:01:40,039 --> 00:01:41,639 Which is something I want to talk to you about. 39 00:01:41,674 --> 00:01:43,274 I have one more final left. 40 00:01:43,309 --> 00:01:46,077 Well, it's not so much a final as it is a 41 00:01:46,112 --> 00:01:49,514 philosophical rumination and oration on life and the history of 42 00:01:49,548 --> 00:01:50,849 the universal perception. 43 00:01:51,951 --> 00:01:53,284 How do we not have a 2.0? 44 00:01:53,319 --> 00:01:55,019 And since you're done with your finals, 45 00:01:55,054 --> 00:01:57,455 I was thinking maybe while I'm preparing to orate, 46 00:01:57,490 --> 00:02:00,058 you could be substitute president. 47 00:02:00,092 --> 00:02:03,294 We have a lot to do around here, I could really use the help. 48 00:02:04,697 --> 00:02:06,698 - Yes, Yeah, Yes. - Yeah? 49 00:02:06,732 --> 00:02:11,536 President Russell Alan Cartwright. Substitute. 50 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:18,076 Hey, Case. 51 00:02:19,411 --> 00:02:20,545 What's up with your arm? 52 00:02:20,579 --> 00:02:22,080 Nothing. 53 00:02:22,114 --> 00:02:24,883 Look at this, I found an article on the razing 54 00:02:24,917 --> 00:02:26,751 of a historic pre-World War I building. 55 00:02:26,786 --> 00:02:28,353 I know Segal's going to want that. 56 00:02:28,387 --> 00:02:30,355 - Evan. - Yeah? 57 00:02:30,389 --> 00:02:33,992 I'm sorry he asked me to be his research assistant and not you. 58 00:02:34,026 --> 00:02:36,494 OK, well, he wants me to help too. 59 00:02:36,529 --> 00:02:39,297 He's telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, Miss Cartwright. 60 00:02:39,331 --> 00:02:40,865 I need you both. What happened to your arm? 61 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:42,000 Oh, it's nothing. 62 00:02:42,034 --> 00:02:43,668 - Uh-huh. - What's going on? 63 00:02:43,702 --> 00:02:45,703 Well, the university has been developing 64 00:02:45,738 --> 00:02:47,705 some expansion plans for some time now 65 00:02:47,740 --> 00:02:51,509 and they want to break ground as early as next semester on a new athletic center. 66 00:02:51,544 --> 00:02:54,479 Are they expanding into a puppy shop? 67 00:02:54,513 --> 00:02:57,081 Sort of. See, your mock trial case was never that mock. 68 00:02:57,116 --> 00:03:01,619 CRU is acquiring some properties, a few vacated residences 69 00:03:01,654 --> 00:03:05,690 and a blighted fraternity house, which they plan to tear down in two days. 70 00:03:05,724 --> 00:03:08,593 - A blighted fraternity house? - Yeah, Lambda Sigma. 71 00:03:08,627 --> 00:03:10,128 Oh, thank God. 72 00:03:10,162 --> 00:03:12,564 Wait, nope, that's the safe one. It's Kappa Tau Gamma. 73 00:03:12,598 --> 00:03:13,965 - What? - [Evan] Uh... 74 00:03:13,999 --> 00:03:16,768 I think what she means is, what would you like us to do? 75 00:03:16,802 --> 00:03:20,038 [Segal] You're both so good forecasting opposing strategy during the mock trial, 76 00:03:20,072 --> 00:03:23,241 I want you to put yourselves in this fraternity's shoes. 77 00:03:23,275 --> 00:03:26,110 Think about what they might try to pull to prevent the university 78 00:03:26,145 --> 00:03:27,445 from tearing their house down. 79 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:32,183 But, Professor Segal, that is my boyfriend's fraternity. 80 00:03:32,218 --> 00:03:35,453 And my brother's. I don't think I can do this. 81 00:03:35,487 --> 00:03:37,121 Don't think you can do your job? 82 00:03:37,156 --> 00:03:39,958 How do you think your colleagues and future professors are going to react 83 00:03:39,992 --> 00:03:43,261 to you no longer being my assistant because of your boyfriend's fraternity? 84 00:03:43,295 --> 00:03:44,262 You'd fire me? 85 00:03:44,296 --> 00:03:46,097 The choice is yours. 86 00:03:46,131 --> 00:03:49,167 This is important to the university and to me. 87 00:03:49,201 --> 00:03:52,604 If you want to be successful, it needs to be important to you too. Both of you. 88 00:03:57,254 --> 00:04:04,163 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 89 00:04:07,180 --> 00:04:08,914 OK, you know what? This is insane. 90 00:04:08,948 --> 00:04:12,718 I mean, we can't be a part of the research team that destroys Kappa Tau, right? 91 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:16,688 Why not? I mean, look, it sounds like it's going to happen with or without us, right? 92 00:04:16,723 --> 00:04:18,524 And KT's a sinking ship, it's inevitable. 93 00:04:18,558 --> 00:04:20,759 OK, but KT means so much to Cappie. 94 00:04:20,793 --> 00:04:21,994 Not to mention Rusty. 95 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:25,164 OK, well, how much does your future mean to you? 96 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:28,734 But they'd never forgive me. I'm going to tell them. 97 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:31,336 All right, well do what you want. Just leave me out of it. 98 00:04:31,371 --> 00:04:33,405 Come on, Evan. There isn't there some small part of you 99 00:04:33,439 --> 00:04:35,174 that still cares about Cappie? 100 00:04:35,208 --> 00:04:37,476 Why can't you just let it go? 101 00:04:41,414 --> 00:04:43,482 Because I'm not interested in pissing off Segal, 102 00:04:43,516 --> 00:04:45,617 or the university for some stupid fraternity. 103 00:04:45,652 --> 00:04:48,287 You pledged that stupid fraternity. 104 00:04:48,321 --> 00:04:50,522 Yeah, and that was in the past. 105 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:54,193 Since when did Casey Cartwright stop thinking about her future? 106 00:04:59,265 --> 00:05:02,868 [Rusty] Peter mentioned his dad was investing in more land around the KT house. 107 00:05:02,902 --> 00:05:05,504 Now why would Lasker Parkes Incorporated buy up all these lots? 108 00:05:05,538 --> 00:05:07,739 Maybe it's not just renovation, but expansion. 109 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,274 Maybe you guys are getting a pool! 110 00:05:09,309 --> 00:05:11,009 - [door closes] - Hey, working girl. 111 00:05:11,044 --> 00:05:12,911 Hello, boys. Sorry I can't dawdle, 112 00:05:12,946 --> 00:05:15,948 but Clarissa and I are checking out our new offices, 113 00:05:15,982 --> 00:05:18,417 so I better start my commute, maybe get a latte on the way 114 00:05:18,451 --> 00:05:20,285 in my on-the-go to-go mug. 115 00:05:20,320 --> 00:05:22,020 [laughs] Well, I'm psyched for you. 116 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:24,389 Thanks. It feels good. I was kinda adrift there for a while. 117 00:05:24,424 --> 00:05:27,359 Me, too. But... hey, big news. 118 00:05:27,393 --> 00:05:28,794 I've finally picked out a major. 119 00:05:28,828 --> 00:05:29,861 - What is it? - Really? 120 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:31,863 Yeah. Uh, accounting! 121 00:05:32,398 --> 00:05:33,365 Oh. 122 00:05:33,399 --> 00:05:34,466 Oh. 123 00:05:34,500 --> 00:05:37,035 No, it's good. It's practical, you know? 124 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,938 The business sector is robust. Not recession-proof but... 125 00:05:39,973 --> 00:05:41,907 And you love it. Right? 126 00:05:41,941 --> 00:05:46,345 Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know, I will. I do. 127 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:48,580 - Yeah! - OK. So, yay! 128 00:05:48,615 --> 00:05:52,050 Ashleigh, before you leave, I got you a little something. 129 00:05:53,486 --> 00:05:57,189 It's for your office, so everybody knows your name. 130 00:05:58,024 --> 00:05:59,758 [chuckles] 131 00:06:01,828 --> 00:06:02,761 You hate it? 132 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:05,197 No, I love it. It's just so... 133 00:06:06,332 --> 00:06:08,467 ...grown-up serious. 134 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,473 - Thanks. - You're welcome. 135 00:06:17,176 --> 00:06:20,145 - OK, bye. - Bye. 136 00:06:22,115 --> 00:06:23,348 You still like her. 137 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,617 I like giving her presents. Big deal. 138 00:06:25,652 --> 00:06:27,352 Oh my gosh, wait, 139 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:30,656 you gave her that taxicab not-rape whistle when she went to New York, right? 140 00:06:30,690 --> 00:06:32,624 How long have you had these feelings for Ashleigh? 141 00:06:32,659 --> 00:06:35,827 Well, it doesn't matter 'cause nothing's ever gonna happen. 142 00:06:35,862 --> 00:06:37,629 I'm sorry, man. 143 00:06:37,664 --> 00:06:40,299 Whatever. It's just... you know, it's stupid. 144 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:42,100 I'm stupid. 145 00:06:42,135 --> 00:06:45,404 To even think... whoa, wait, oh my God. 146 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,406 - What? - I don't think KT's getting a pool. 147 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,610 Vince lavaliered Betsy last night! 148 00:06:51,644 --> 00:06:52,878 He hid it in her chili dog! 149 00:06:52,912 --> 00:06:55,847 I almost choked and died. It was so worth it! 150 00:06:55,882 --> 00:06:58,216 What a waste of a perfectly good chili dog. 151 00:06:58,251 --> 00:07:00,252 Hey! 152 00:07:00,286 --> 00:07:01,386 Happy couples make me sick. 153 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:02,654 True that. 154 00:07:02,689 --> 00:07:04,790 My second cousin Barry got married last weekend. 155 00:07:04,824 --> 00:07:06,525 He hadn't left the house in five years. 156 00:07:06,559 --> 00:07:08,393 So why am I hard up right now? 157 00:07:08,428 --> 00:07:10,395 If he can find Mrs. Barry Kettlewell... 158 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,165 Well, look at me. An extremely hot ZBZ President, 159 00:07:13,199 --> 00:07:14,566 and I'm totally dateless. 160 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:17,769 I couldn't make it last with Cappie or Evan. Or a girl. 161 00:07:17,804 --> 00:07:18,937 Girls aren't any easier. 162 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,972 I've been dumped by a landlord and Laura. 163 00:07:22,342 --> 00:07:23,942 You don't think we're the problem, do you? 164 00:07:23,976 --> 00:07:27,112 Hey. Remember that terrible Matthew McConaughey film? 165 00:07:27,146 --> 00:07:31,016 Sahara ? Ed TV? The Wedding Planner? 166 00:07:31,050 --> 00:07:34,353 Failure to Launch? How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days? 167 00:07:34,387 --> 00:07:37,522 - Fool's Gold? - No. 168 00:07:37,557 --> 00:07:39,091 Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. 169 00:07:39,125 --> 00:07:41,493 He revisited all of his exes and learned from them what went wrong. 170 00:07:41,527 --> 00:07:43,261 Forget it. 171 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,206 [sighs] Fine. 172 00:08:03,349 --> 00:08:04,983 [all] Ooh! 173 00:08:05,017 --> 00:08:07,052 Oh Crap! Hey, sorry. 174 00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:09,921 Better tell Lasker we're gonna need a new TV. 175 00:08:09,956 --> 00:08:12,457 Hey, Cap, I got really bad news. 176 00:08:12,492 --> 00:08:13,725 You broke the flat screen? 177 00:08:13,793 --> 00:08:15,327 Plug that in, it might still work. 178 00:08:15,361 --> 00:08:16,628 [all gasping] 179 00:08:17,663 --> 00:08:18,764 - Oh! - Sorry. 180 00:08:19,866 --> 00:08:22,334 This is gonna be the easiest move ever. 181 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:23,835 OK, um... 182 00:08:23,870 --> 00:08:25,771 Hey, guys, I have really bad news. 183 00:08:25,805 --> 00:08:28,073 - You broke the bottle tank? - Well my news is a lot worse. 184 00:08:28,107 --> 00:08:30,776 Trust me it pales in comparison to what I'm going to say to you. 185 00:08:30,810 --> 00:08:33,545 - You can't just walk in here... - Do not shoot the messenger... 186 00:08:33,579 --> 00:08:35,013 Kids! 187 00:08:35,047 --> 00:08:36,915 This is why daddy drinks. 188 00:08:36,949 --> 00:08:39,885 OK, I was researching Lasker Parkes Incorporated 189 00:08:39,919 --> 00:08:43,188 and I found some geological surveys of our area 190 00:08:43,222 --> 00:08:45,223 and I think he's buying up land around us 191 00:08:45,258 --> 00:08:47,426 because we're sitting on oil. 192 00:08:47,460 --> 00:08:49,294 Lasker Parkes is buying up land? 193 00:08:49,328 --> 00:08:51,963 - For oil. - No, it's not for oil. 194 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:56,034 He's donating the land to the university, because they want to build an athletic center. 195 00:08:56,068 --> 00:08:59,938 And... they're going to tear down your house to do it. 196 00:08:59,972 --> 00:09:01,139 They're going to tear us down? 197 00:09:01,841 --> 00:09:03,775 - Lasker? - Yeah. 198 00:09:03,810 --> 00:09:07,546 Well, he... He knew about our secret rush party, 199 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:08,980 and our fake philanthropy. 200 00:09:09,015 --> 00:09:11,950 Hell, he created Joshua Whopper. 201 00:09:11,984 --> 00:09:16,621 - Lasker is Villain X. - Are you sure about this? 202 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:19,825 Segal put Evan and me on the university's legal research team. 203 00:09:19,859 --> 00:09:23,995 Oh. Well, are you staying on? 204 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:28,099 Cap, this is my future. It's just research. 205 00:09:28,134 --> 00:09:31,536 Research that they're using to help tear down our house. 206 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,873 I'm so sorry. I... 207 00:09:34,907 --> 00:09:38,143 I get it. I'll handle our side of things. 208 00:09:43,282 --> 00:09:44,983 Hey, what are you going to do, Spitter? 209 00:09:45,017 --> 00:09:46,718 - Good one, Cap. - No, I'm serious. 210 00:09:46,752 --> 00:09:49,988 I have my philosophy final to worry about and you're acting president, so... 211 00:09:50,022 --> 00:09:53,158 So what? First of all, it's an oration, it's not a final. 212 00:09:53,192 --> 00:09:55,093 Second, since when do you care about grades? 213 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,829 I'm gonna worry about the house GPA, I'm the nerd. 214 00:09:57,864 --> 00:10:00,732 But you've been wanting to take the reigns since the beginning of the semester. 215 00:10:00,766 --> 00:10:03,969 But this isn't saving parties or stealing goats. 216 00:10:04,003 --> 00:10:06,705 If we lose our house, Nationals said they'll shut us down. 217 00:10:06,739 --> 00:10:09,941 You're the president. You are a KT. 218 00:10:09,976 --> 00:10:12,377 You're the only one who can do this. 219 00:10:12,411 --> 00:10:13,712 Cap... 220 00:10:17,783 --> 00:10:20,218 Well, I guess I'm the only one. 221 00:10:24,497 --> 00:10:27,232 We should get, like a million balloons, 222 00:10:27,266 --> 00:10:29,801 and tie them to the house, and move it. 223 00:10:29,835 --> 00:10:31,303 I think I saw it on 20/20 once. 224 00:10:31,337 --> 00:10:33,338 Yeah, I saw that episode. It totally worked. 225 00:10:33,372 --> 00:10:36,308 What did old 90210 do to save the Peach Pit? 226 00:10:37,643 --> 00:10:40,312 Maybe we should try something a little more in the box. 227 00:10:40,346 --> 00:10:43,014 - [door closes] - The house is a box... 228 00:10:51,223 --> 00:10:54,893 I'm so sorry, guys. I had no idea. I swear. 229 00:10:54,927 --> 00:10:58,830 We believe you. Right, Cap? 230 00:10:58,864 --> 00:11:02,000 You can't blame Luke Skywalker for being Darth Vader's son. 231 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:05,203 - Spoiler alert. - Hey, maybe you can talk to your dad? 232 00:11:05,237 --> 00:11:06,204 Change his mind? 233 00:11:06,238 --> 00:11:08,840 [scoffs] About business? No way. 234 00:11:08,874 --> 00:11:11,876 I don't get it. All I heard growing up was how awesome KT was. 235 00:11:11,911 --> 00:11:13,545 Clearly, he doesn't feel that way anymore. 236 00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:17,415 That's it! What if Lasker Parkes forgot what it's like to be a KT? 237 00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,584 Yeah, like, he has amnesia or something. 238 00:11:19,618 --> 00:11:23,388 Maybe he hit his head a long time ago, and we just need to hit him on the head again! 239 00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:26,291 Or... maybe he just forgot what brotherhood means. 240 00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:28,860 And we need to remind him. 241 00:11:28,894 --> 00:11:31,029 Nostalgia is a powerful thing. 242 00:11:31,063 --> 00:11:33,898 So, did your dad keep any of his old KT stuff? 243 00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:36,568 Pictures, pledge paddles... inflatable dolls? 244 00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:38,870 The only fraternity stuff of his I've ever seen are in his office. 245 00:11:38,904 --> 00:11:41,573 - We're going to need 'em. - I can't go in without him noticing. 246 00:11:41,607 --> 00:11:42,841 There's serious security. 247 00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,809 Corporate spying, tech theft's a big issue. 248 00:11:44,844 --> 00:11:47,545 Well, it's about to get even bigger... 249 00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:50,615 Pledge Spidey, bring me the action figures... 250 00:11:50,649 --> 00:11:53,084 ...and the Barbies, too! 251 00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:54,786 We're gonna need 'em all. 252 00:11:57,189 --> 00:11:58,857 After you. 253 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,260 Not bad. 254 00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:06,798 Yeah, it looks like all fun and games... bought with blood money. 255 00:12:06,832 --> 00:12:08,633 Relax. Nobody's dying. 256 00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:12,737 And how would you feel if it was the Omega Chi house being torn down, Evan Bacon? 257 00:12:12,772 --> 00:12:14,139 What? 258 00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:17,142 It's like Kevin Bacon, but like Ev... you know how... Yeah. 259 00:12:17,176 --> 00:12:18,543 [Segal] My two star pupils. 260 00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:21,646 - A pleasure to meet you both. - We are ready to get to work. 261 00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,849 Have you had lunch? I thought we'd hit one of our organic cafes. 262 00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:26,751 Ooh. Sorry about your arm. What happened? 263 00:12:26,786 --> 00:12:28,853 - Ah, nothing. - This way. 264 00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:31,790 Welcome to LaskerPlex. 265 00:12:31,824 --> 00:12:37,328 This enchanting world of productivity and technological advancement... 266 00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:43,835 Oh, you know who should work here? Rusty! 267 00:12:43,869 --> 00:12:47,071 Ah, you know who should move out of his apartment? You. 268 00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:49,174 He really likes you. He has apparently for some time. 269 00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,842 Yeah, well, I like him too. 270 00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:52,744 Then why don't you just go out with him? 271 00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:55,814 Casey made me promise that I wouldn't unless I was a 100% sure. 272 00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:57,449 Maybe I'm just gonna hurt him. 273 00:12:57,483 --> 00:12:59,651 Being in his life so much might be hurting him more. 274 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,586 [tour guide] Happy to be at Laskey. 275 00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,854 - [phone beeps] - Woo-woo! 276 00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:05,890 With over 300 beanbags company-wide. 277 00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:08,726 - I gotta go to the bathroom. - I have to go, too. 278 00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:11,029 We'll just wait here. 279 00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:15,667 Do not go in there. Somebody's got IBS and real bad aim. 280 00:13:21,273 --> 00:13:24,375 I'm afraid you'll have to hold it 'til we reach the lap pools. 281 00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,544 - It's lady business. - I might explode. 282 00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:30,181 Fine, the executive wing is this way. 283 00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:32,550 You'll find the restroom on your left. 284 00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:34,719 Don't talk. Or make eye contact. 285 00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:38,423 Please be a sweetie and wipe the seatie. 286 00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:42,594 Have I told you about our house rabbit adoption center? 287 00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:45,830 [beeping] 288 00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:53,271 [Casey] This coffee is so good, but how do you know that it's organic? 289 00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:55,340 Well, I picked these beans myself. 290 00:13:55,374 --> 00:13:56,841 Oh! 291 00:13:56,876 --> 00:14:01,179 [stammering] It's just, how do you find the time? 292 00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:04,315 - That was a joke. - It's a joke. 293 00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:12,056 - Ready to save the day? - I think Cappie is the hero here. 294 00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:13,625 You could've handled all this, Rus. 295 00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,027 I don't see why you gave up the presidency. 296 00:14:17,963 --> 00:14:21,266 Hey, If I get caught with this ID, your dad's going to be pretty pissed at you. 297 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,968 - You sure you're good with that? - It's my house too. 298 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,774 [beeps] 299 00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:36,214 - Uh, could you take o picture? - Oh, of course, sir. 300 00:14:36,248 --> 00:14:38,550 - Photos aren't allowed. - Thanks. 301 00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:40,552 Oh, wow. 302 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:43,521 - Perfect. - [panting] 303 00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:45,557 Lost a contact. Sorry. 304 00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:49,961 Is that the same girl that you went in there with? 305 00:14:49,995 --> 00:14:53,097 - Of course she is. - What? 306 00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:55,733 That's definitely the same girl whom I've never met before. 307 00:14:58,103 --> 00:15:00,071 Quickly this way people. 308 00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:02,774 Like baby birds. I'm the momma let's do this. 309 00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:06,311 I'm totally serious. I was told Mr. Parkes is screaming for you in Conference Room Fauna. 310 00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:08,313 And I'm supposed to cover your phones. 311 00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,748 Not again. I'll be right back. 312 00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:18,823 - Well done. - Oh, Thanks. Go, I'll sit guard. 313 00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:23,494 [ringing] 314 00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:31,569 Well, It should be smooth sailing, Mr. Parkes. 315 00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:34,138 You own the property, you have all the necessary permits. 316 00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:35,340 The law's completely on your side. 317 00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:38,076 But I'm more concerned about unlawful activists 318 00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,278 - [ringing] - [Lasker] What are we up against? 319 00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:45,583 Knowing KT, they'll probably try tying a million balloons to the house and float it away. 320 00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:48,386 [Segal] What about you, Miss Cartwright? What do you think? 321 00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:53,758 Well, I'd imagine there will be some kind of protest rally. 322 00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,861 They could contact the school paper, or local news stations. 323 00:15:56,895 --> 00:16:01,299 However, per Rardin v. O'Toole, they'd be trespassing. 324 00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:04,936 You know you own that land, you could have them forcibly removed. 325 00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,939 [Lasker] Sorry, my assistant is not at her desk, which is strange. 326 00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:11,309 And a little unacceptable. I'm gonna run up to the office. Excuse me, guys. 327 00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:18,549 God, he's going to be up here any second. 328 00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:22,587 - Bingo. - Yes! 329 00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:25,423 [Lasker] Hillary? 330 00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:26,691 Oh my God, go! 331 00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:35,833 Yeah, It's Lasker, where is my assistant? Lasker. 332 00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:39,504 Lasker Parkes, how many Lasker's are there? 333 00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:47,327 They're like robots, or Terminators, 334 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:51,631 sent from the future to destroy our house without any remorse. 335 00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,867 - I'm one of 'they'. - But you are 'you', 336 00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:56,369 Even though you're part of 'they', they're the 'they'. 337 00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:57,704 I hate helping 'they'. 338 00:16:57,738 --> 00:16:59,839 Well, you're pretty good at it. Maybe a little too good. 339 00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:01,574 I don't want to be good at something like this, 340 00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,610 that I don't agree with or believe in. 341 00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:06,913 I know how much the house means to you. 342 00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:11,951 There's something else we need to talk about. 343 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,655 What's this? 344 00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,224 Over the past five years I took so many different classes 345 00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:22,128 and had so many different majors. I kinda lost track. 346 00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:26,032 And, this letter explains that, um... 347 00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,902 ...I can graduate. 348 00:17:28,936 --> 00:17:31,204 This semester. 349 00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:36,943 You accidentally graduated? That's great! 350 00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:39,546 Or is it? 351 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:44,150 Well, I was waiting to surprise you, and to see if I passed 352 00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:46,319 but now, I'm not so sure if I can. 353 00:17:47,354 --> 00:17:48,788 Because of the fraternity. 354 00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:50,924 I thought Rusty could take over. I don't get it. 355 00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,559 - I think he's scared. - So am I, 356 00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,694 but that's not going to save KT. 357 00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:58,164 I mean, that house... it's kinda where I grew up. 358 00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,800 You have grown-up. 359 00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,337 Right now I feel like the only person who can save it. 360 00:18:05,906 --> 00:18:07,373 If I go, so does Kappa Tau. 361 00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:14,080 It's funny. I've spent most of college 362 00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:16,816 feeling like the KT house was the 'other woman', 363 00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:19,352 knowing I'd have to share you. 364 00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:22,889 If this doesn't work out tomorrow... 365 00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,958 ...tonight's her last night. 366 00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:26,726 I get it. 367 00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:30,463 Go to her. 368 00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,107 [whispering] Thank you. 369 00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:46,746 So, I got an e-mail from Robin. 370 00:18:46,781 --> 00:18:49,182 She claims we didn't work out because I'm not a lesbian. 371 00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,518 Despite your masculine energy. 372 00:18:51,552 --> 00:18:54,521 Which leaves me with Cappie, who's way busy with Kappa Tau. 373 00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,456 And Evan, who I'm saving for last. 374 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:58,691 Kind of dreading that one. 375 00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:01,227 Yeah, I'm saving Laura for last. 376 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,836 Or you could rip off the Band-Aid. 377 00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:13,339 OK. All right here we go. 378 00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:15,575 - A little privacy? - Right. 379 00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:17,911 Ladies, could you excuse us? 380 00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:25,285 [sighs] OK. 381 00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:27,420 What? 382 00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:30,156 Why didn't we ever work out? 383 00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:32,358 You don't like to sweat. 384 00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:37,430 [chuckles] No, I mean... like our relationship. 385 00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:42,101 Did we even have a relationship? 386 00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:47,540 - Never mind. - Because I wish we did. 387 00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:50,009 You do? 388 00:19:53,214 --> 00:19:55,415 Oh, come on! 389 00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,617 [groans] 390 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,541 [Cappie] Spitter? 391 00:20:25,713 --> 00:20:27,380 What are you doing here? 392 00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,616 Probably the same thing you are. 393 00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,585 [exhales] 394 00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:38,625 So I'm guessing you'll confront Lasker tomorrow morning, at the protest. 395 00:20:41,528 --> 00:20:44,497 You know, I'm not very proud of the way that I backed out 396 00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:46,733 as interim president. 397 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,370 I thought you wanted to lead the house. 398 00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:54,073 When I came to CRU, I didn't know how to have fun. 399 00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:59,946 Having Kappa Tau in my life changed all that. 400 00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:05,218 But without it, I'm just gonna go back to being same old 401 00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:09,289 nerdy Rusty Cartwright. 402 00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:13,660 This house is way too important for me to take over. 403 00:21:17,298 --> 00:21:19,532 It's a good thing we're not going to lose it then. 404 00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,807 [Heath] Guys? 405 00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:38,284 We just thought it'd be fun to get trashed here one more time. 406 00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:41,888 One last round. 407 00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,891 [chattering] 408 00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:04,243 So, is this it? 409 00:22:06,947 --> 00:22:09,649 [reporter] We're coming to you live from Cyprus-Rhodes University's 410 00:22:09,683 --> 00:22:13,987 infamous Greek row, where a student rally is taking place to save... 411 00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:15,588 [crowd cheering] 412 00:22:15,622 --> 00:22:19,859 I'm disgusted by what they're trying to do to you guys, Mr. Cappie. 413 00:22:19,893 --> 00:22:21,327 Back up, knucklehead! 414 00:22:22,296 --> 00:22:24,464 - Wade! - What are you doing here? 415 00:22:24,498 --> 00:22:25,865 KT forever! 416 00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:28,301 And my parents finally kicked me out of their basement, 417 00:22:28,335 --> 00:22:31,204 so I'm looking for a place to crash for a few weeks. 418 00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:33,139 - So let's save this house! - You got it, bud. 419 00:22:33,173 --> 00:22:37,243 - So good to see you, buddy. - Yeah, you too! 420 00:22:37,277 --> 00:22:39,145 Whoa, check, here we go. 421 00:22:39,179 --> 00:22:43,016 Hi, I'm Cappie. President of Kappa Tau Gamma. 422 00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:45,451 [crowd cheering] 423 00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:51,457 I just want to thank every one of you for coming out 424 00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:55,094 to support the preservation of our beloved home. 425 00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:56,729 [crowd cheering] 426 00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:04,237 Now this house is a time capsule for many, many... 427 00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:07,774 ...many parties and personal college stories. 428 00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:10,710 Now, does anyone want to share a KT story with us? 429 00:23:14,014 --> 00:23:15,982 - Great, thank you. - All right. 430 00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:20,686 Hi, my name is Katherine Parker, I am former Pan-Hellenic President and Gamma Psi alum. 431 00:23:20,721 --> 00:23:23,589 - [crowd cheers] - Thank you. Thank you. 432 00:23:23,624 --> 00:23:28,294 This house is especially important to me because this is where I lost my virginity. 433 00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:29,562 [crowd cheers] 434 00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,767 It was like two months ago! 435 00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:40,106 So, how many of you guys lost your virginity at this house? 436 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,908 [crowd cheering] 437 00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,143 Ok. 438 00:23:44,178 --> 00:23:45,745 Does it matter which virginity you lost? 439 00:23:45,779 --> 00:23:48,581 - [snickering] - [Cappie] Anyone else? Yes? 440 00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:50,917 - Lisa Lawson. - Hi. 441 00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:54,053 OK. And how many of you lost it to me? 442 00:23:54,088 --> 00:23:55,121 [men cheering] 443 00:23:57,524 --> 00:23:59,025 Oh, my word. 444 00:24:00,194 --> 00:24:02,795 - Ok. - Thanks. Anyone else? 445 00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,598 [Cappie] Oh all right, yes. 446 00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:10,002 Hi. I'm Jennifer Kenney, Editor in Chief of the Cyprus-Rhodes Courier. 447 00:24:10,037 --> 00:24:12,271 Oh, you'll be happy to know I took your advice. 448 00:24:12,306 --> 00:24:15,141 Finally. Wow, Rusty is a really lucky guy. 449 00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:17,844 Oh no, not that advice. The moving out part. 450 00:24:17,878 --> 00:24:20,446 I put down a deposit on an apartment last night. 451 00:24:20,481 --> 00:24:22,949 Oh, taking the safe road. 452 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,485 Uh, you should know. Accounting. 453 00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:29,355 When I was a freshman, I wrote a scathing yet award-winning 454 00:24:29,389 --> 00:24:32,258 indictment on the Greek system that I have now come to regret. 455 00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:37,096 In my article, I attacked the common practices of this two-century-old tradition. 456 00:24:37,131 --> 00:24:38,164 [crowd booing] 457 00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:42,401 Hey, everyone. My name is Lasker Parkes, 458 00:24:42,436 --> 00:24:46,372 and I guess you could say I'm the one responsible for all this. 459 00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:48,007 [crowd booing] 460 00:24:49,376 --> 00:24:51,377 All right, all right. 461 00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:58,918 All children grow up. 462 00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:10,196 Dad, please don't do this. 463 00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:12,565 Son, it is just a house. 464 00:25:12,599 --> 00:25:14,233 But it was your house, too. 465 00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:17,003 Remember this? 466 00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:20,206 Brother Falken? 467 00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:23,976 Falken? Pretty big WarGames fan, right? 468 00:25:24,011 --> 00:25:25,178 You were in my office? 469 00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:27,980 In WarGames, the nerd got to be the hero. 470 00:25:28,015 --> 00:25:30,082 [Rusty] Which isn't always the case. 471 00:25:30,117 --> 00:25:33,553 - That's very informative, Rusty. - The name's Spitter. 472 00:25:33,587 --> 00:25:35,354 I'm a nerd, just like you. 473 00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:38,991 And KT's accepted me, just like they accepted you. 474 00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:40,927 You can still be the hero here. 475 00:25:40,961 --> 00:25:45,064 Doesn't the spirit of KT mean anything to you? 476 00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:46,933 Is this how you want to be remembered? 477 00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:50,269 Rusty, when you leave college, 478 00:25:50,304 --> 00:25:53,873 this stuff doesn't go with you. 479 00:25:53,907 --> 00:25:57,410 None of this matters. This athletic center though... 480 00:25:57,444 --> 00:25:59,712 ...this will be my legacy. 481 00:26:02,716 --> 00:26:06,586 Now, we're all going to miss the KT House, including me. 482 00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:10,823 But this is in the name of making a better CRU, with a gym, 483 00:26:10,857 --> 00:26:13,826 racquetball courts, an Olympic sized swimming pool. 484 00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:16,128 Oh really? Oh sweet! 485 00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:19,232 So, not everyone is opposed to this idea. 486 00:26:19,266 --> 00:26:22,969 Now, I even have with me two recent CRU grads, 487 00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:25,905 the former presidents of ZBZ and Omega Chi, 488 00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:28,774 and they will explain to you why this is a really good idea. 489 00:26:28,809 --> 00:26:30,910 Miss Cartwright? You're up. 490 00:26:38,385 --> 00:26:39,652 Say something. 491 00:26:45,392 --> 00:26:47,293 - No. - [crowd cheers] 492 00:26:56,737 --> 00:27:00,239 Casey, your legal career hangs in the balance right now. 493 00:27:00,274 --> 00:27:01,707 Look, I'm sorry, Professor. 494 00:27:01,742 --> 00:27:03,409 But I don't want to be remembered as the girl 495 00:27:03,443 --> 00:27:05,278 who helped tear down the Kappa Tau House. 496 00:27:09,116 --> 00:27:11,851 [crowd cheers] 497 00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:19,925 It's all on you, Chambers. 498 00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,961 Are you going to choose your future or your friends? 499 00:27:25,532 --> 00:27:30,703 Well, when you put it like that... 500 00:27:32,005 --> 00:27:34,774 [crowd cheering] 501 00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:36,742 Thanks. 502 00:27:47,888 --> 00:27:49,722 OK. 503 00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:54,427 Tear it down, guys. 504 00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:55,895 [♪ William Fitzsimmons: Afterall] 505 00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:01,500 [workers talking] 506 00:28:02,903 --> 00:28:06,639 ♪ I still love you ♪ 507 00:28:08,608 --> 00:28:10,476 ♪ After all ♪ 508 00:28:26,059 --> 00:28:30,730 ♪ Please don't leave me after all ♪ 509 00:28:43,710 --> 00:28:46,412 ♪ After all ♪ 510 00:28:46,446 --> 00:28:48,881 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 511 00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:54,520 ♪ After all ♪ 512 00:28:57,724 --> 00:29:01,427 ♪ Till death do us part ♪ 513 00:29:01,461 --> 00:29:05,398 ♪ I still love you ♪ 514 00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:08,167 ♪ After all ♪ 515 00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,490 You know, you did all you could. 516 00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:32,162 Then why can't I help feeling like I let the whole house down? 517 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,728 And after all we went through to get that stupid paddle. 518 00:29:34,762 --> 00:29:37,330 You were amazing, Rus. 519 00:29:37,365 --> 00:29:40,133 Seeing you stand up to Lasker like that? 520 00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:44,271 You're not my geeky little brother who got beat up by a sixth grader in high school. 521 00:29:44,305 --> 00:29:45,505 She was an eighth grader. 522 00:29:45,539 --> 00:29:47,407 And you heard Parkes. 523 00:29:47,441 --> 00:29:51,444 Without Kappa Tau, I'm basically back to geeky Rusty. 524 00:29:51,479 --> 00:29:52,612 I don't believe that. 525 00:29:52,647 --> 00:29:54,881 You've changed. 526 00:29:55,816 --> 00:29:58,618 That old Rusty is gone for good. 527 00:29:58,653 --> 00:30:00,920 You know... 528 00:30:00,955 --> 00:30:05,892 You don't need me or anyone to protect you anymore. 529 00:30:08,429 --> 00:30:09,896 You can handle yourself. 530 00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:14,000 I get that from you. 531 00:30:15,903 --> 00:30:19,272 The way you stood up to your professor, that was pretty incredible. 532 00:30:19,307 --> 00:30:21,041 - [exhaling deeply] - What? 533 00:30:21,075 --> 00:30:23,510 So, what are you going to do about law school now? 534 00:30:24,578 --> 00:30:26,646 I have no idea. 535 00:30:26,681 --> 00:30:28,815 But I did the right thing. 536 00:30:28,849 --> 00:30:31,184 That's from you... 537 00:30:31,218 --> 00:30:32,485 ...Jiminy Cricket. 538 00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,988 - [laughing] - Come here. 539 00:30:39,593 --> 00:30:40,994 [knocking] 540 00:30:44,665 --> 00:30:47,600 That was pretty impressive, what you did at the Kappa Tau rally. 541 00:30:49,236 --> 00:30:50,503 You came here to tell me that? 542 00:30:50,538 --> 00:30:55,275 No. I came here to ask you a question. 543 00:31:02,316 --> 00:31:07,387 Dale and I are doing this dumb thing, so, I just wanted to ask: 544 00:31:07,421 --> 00:31:10,190 Why exactly did you and I not work out? 545 00:31:16,997 --> 00:31:20,567 [exhaling] We couldn't work out because I blew it. 546 00:31:20,601 --> 00:31:25,739 You know, I screwed up, putting law school ahead of you. 547 00:31:25,773 --> 00:31:30,410 That's been something that's been really hard for me to accept. 548 00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:34,280 What do you think happened to my hand? 549 00:31:34,315 --> 00:31:38,385 - You got in a fight? - With a wall. 550 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,489 For what it's worth, it's a really tough wall. 551 00:31:45,393 --> 00:31:46,393 [cell phone rings] 552 00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:54,000 It's Professor Segal. 553 00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:57,604 You better get that. 554 00:31:57,638 --> 00:31:59,739 - [ringing continues] - Yeah. 555 00:31:59,774 --> 00:32:01,508 Good luck. 556 00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:05,078 [ringing continues] 557 00:32:12,553 --> 00:32:14,387 [exhales] 558 00:32:19,827 --> 00:32:21,928 Adios, KT. 559 00:32:23,197 --> 00:32:25,165 It was good knowing you. 560 00:32:27,668 --> 00:32:29,936 I see a lot of frowny faces! 561 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,172 Spitter, we're standing in Greek ruins. Literally. 562 00:32:32,206 --> 00:32:33,606 But you're still the president of this house. 563 00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:35,108 Not if there's no house to be president of. 564 00:32:35,142 --> 00:32:37,877 I'm so sorry, again, guys. 565 00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:40,346 I'm sensing a lot more family therapy after all this. 566 00:32:40,381 --> 00:32:45,819 So Lasker grew into a bitter nerd. So what? 567 00:32:48,722 --> 00:32:50,757 But it doesn't have to be that way. 568 00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:53,159 He's a relic of the '80s. 569 00:32:53,194 --> 00:32:56,629 It's his generation who tells us the real world sucks 570 00:32:56,664 --> 00:32:58,331 because they make it sucky. 571 00:32:58,365 --> 00:33:00,633 But he was right about one thing. 572 00:33:00,668 --> 00:33:02,335 This was just a house. 573 00:33:02,403 --> 00:33:04,137 Kappa Tau isn't one person. 574 00:33:04,171 --> 00:33:08,041 Kappa Tau isn't wood, it isn't dry-rot, it isn't moldy wallpaper, 575 00:33:08,075 --> 00:33:09,709 it isn't beer-soaked carpets. 576 00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:13,480 It's living for the fun of life. And that's what bonds us. 577 00:33:13,514 --> 00:33:18,451 As long as we remember that, Kappa Tau lives on, 578 00:33:18,486 --> 00:33:22,822 past houses, past college. 579 00:33:24,158 --> 00:33:25,525 So, what do we do now, Spitter? 580 00:33:25,559 --> 00:33:29,128 Anybody who still has finals to take... go study now. 581 00:33:29,163 --> 00:33:31,731 We're gonna have to get our GPA up going into next semester. 582 00:33:31,765 --> 00:33:33,500 But where are we gonna live then? 583 00:33:33,534 --> 00:33:35,101 We can't sleep in tents all winter. 584 00:33:35,135 --> 00:33:36,970 In case you forgot, this is Ohio. 585 00:33:37,004 --> 00:33:40,907 I'm gonna find a new house over break. A better one. With working toilets. 586 00:33:40,941 --> 00:33:42,876 - Can I crash there? - Absolutely! 587 00:33:44,879 --> 00:33:48,014 No more moping around. Get up! 588 00:33:48,048 --> 00:33:49,148 Let's go! 589 00:33:49,183 --> 00:33:53,019 [all chanting] Spit-ter! Spit-ter! Spit-ter! 590 00:33:53,053 --> 00:33:55,288 [chanting continues] 591 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,700 Hey, what are you doing? 592 00:34:09,236 --> 00:34:12,405 I haven't been in here since I left for New York. 593 00:34:12,439 --> 00:34:15,041 [chuckling] You know, this room is crazy big. 594 00:34:15,075 --> 00:34:16,543 Yeah. 595 00:34:16,577 --> 00:34:20,280 I'm meeting Cappie at Dobler's, if you want to come. 596 00:34:20,314 --> 00:34:21,848 Nah, I'm good. 597 00:34:21,882 --> 00:34:26,719 But, um, tell him I'm sorry for his loss. 598 00:34:26,754 --> 00:34:29,155 Oh, and when you see Rusty, 599 00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:34,093 let him know that I thought it was pretty cool how he stood up to Lasker like that. 600 00:34:34,128 --> 00:34:36,396 It was, huh? 601 00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:38,464 Um, I'll tell him you said so. 602 00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:46,272 You know... I was wrong. 603 00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:50,643 When I told you to be careful with Rusty. 604 00:34:52,813 --> 00:34:56,115 He's a lot stronger than I gave him credit for. 605 00:35:07,895 --> 00:35:09,829 You should've seen Rusty today. You would've been proud. 606 00:35:09,863 --> 00:35:11,698 I already am. 607 00:35:12,866 --> 00:35:14,133 Hey, Crappie. 608 00:35:15,469 --> 00:35:16,536 The name's Cappie. 609 00:35:19,006 --> 00:35:21,774 And thanks for your support today. 610 00:35:21,809 --> 00:35:25,445 Yeah, well... you know, seeing Casey make that choice. 611 00:35:25,479 --> 00:35:27,013 And join you on the other side? 612 00:35:27,047 --> 00:35:29,115 It helped me realize what really matters. 613 00:35:29,149 --> 00:35:31,317 Segal looked pissed, huh? 614 00:35:31,352 --> 00:35:32,485 Oh, he wants to see us both. 615 00:35:32,519 --> 00:35:33,987 I bet he does. 616 00:35:34,021 --> 00:35:37,390 I guess it's time to start groveling. 617 00:35:37,424 --> 00:35:38,658 I'm not going to. 618 00:35:41,161 --> 00:35:43,630 I don't want to have to compromise what I believe in. 619 00:35:43,664 --> 00:35:48,134 Law school, or defending Evil Corp or Lasker Parkes, or whomever. 620 00:35:48,168 --> 00:35:50,536 It's not me. 621 00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:52,705 What am I supposed to do now? 622 00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:58,544 Go to Washington, no law degree? No plan? 623 00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,014 Why the hell not? 624 00:36:05,886 --> 00:36:10,823 Yeah... why the hell not? I'll go with you. 625 00:36:10,858 --> 00:36:13,059 I got one more final to pass, then I can graduate. 626 00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:14,994 Whoa, whoa, whoa. You can graduate? 627 00:36:15,029 --> 00:36:17,530 - Accidentally. - What? 628 00:36:17,564 --> 00:36:20,767 - What about KT? - After today, I'm pretty sure Rusty can handle it. 629 00:36:21,902 --> 00:36:23,603 We'll figure it out together. 630 00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:38,685 As it should be. 631 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,586 There's just one problem. 632 00:36:40,621 --> 00:36:42,488 I've barely studied for my last class. 633 00:36:42,523 --> 00:36:43,923 - Then we should get going! - Go! 634 00:36:43,957 --> 00:36:45,591 - Are you... - Yeah, yeah, go. 635 00:36:47,227 --> 00:36:48,895 Bye! 636 00:36:51,632 --> 00:36:53,066 [♪ The Weepies: Living In Twilight] 637 00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:57,537 ♪ Have a drink, the sky is sinking ♪ 638 00:36:57,571 --> 00:37:02,208 ♪ Toward a deeper blue ♪ 639 00:37:02,242 --> 00:37:04,143 ♪ And you're still all right ♪ 640 00:37:04,978 --> 00:37:07,213 - Hey. - Hi. 641 00:37:08,682 --> 00:37:09,949 So, you're moving out. 642 00:37:09,983 --> 00:37:12,652 Couldn't live on the futon forever, huh? 643 00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:15,188 Yeah. 644 00:37:15,222 --> 00:37:17,824 Well, I have a rule that I don't date roommates. 645 00:37:17,858 --> 00:37:22,562 It's kind of a new rule, since I've only ever lived with girls. 646 00:37:22,596 --> 00:37:26,299 Mostly your sister, and this really big rat in New York. 647 00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,469 Neither of whom I wanted to date. But... 648 00:37:29,503 --> 00:37:31,270 ...now. 649 00:37:32,539 --> 00:37:34,107 You want to date me? 650 00:37:37,745 --> 00:37:43,049 ♪ We are always living in twilight ♪ 651 00:37:57,249 --> 00:38:00,278 Can you just wait two more minutes? I know Cappie will be here any second. 652 00:38:00,352 --> 00:38:03,154 'The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.' Socrates. 653 00:38:03,889 --> 00:38:06,557 OK, well, Socrates didn't text. 654 00:38:07,593 --> 00:38:08,864 I'm here! I'm here! I'm sorry! 655 00:38:09,061 --> 00:38:13,731 [stammering] I overslept because I was up all night preparing, 656 00:38:14,399 --> 00:38:16,567 and then my house was torn down, 657 00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,670 and I, I just, I need this credit to graduate. 658 00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:23,474 Class is over. I'm afraid you have no more time. 659 00:38:27,646 --> 00:38:29,380 But what is time? 660 00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:36,654 I see you've been paying attention. 661 00:38:37,156 --> 00:38:40,525 OK... you can present. 662 00:38:41,393 --> 00:38:44,162 For your final, I just have one question. 663 00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:45,163 Why? 664 00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,900 Because you're lazy? [laughs] I'm just joking. 665 00:38:52,771 --> 00:38:56,140 Well, the first thing you asked us at the beginning of the semester was, 666 00:38:56,608 --> 00:38:56,841 'Why are we here?' 667 00:38:57,643 --> 00:38:59,277 Well, I thought about that. A lot. 668 00:38:59,778 --> 00:39:01,012 We all have a purpose. 669 00:39:02,014 --> 00:39:04,549 And our purpose is to figure out our purpose. 670 00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:05,783 That's what college is. 671 00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:08,553 So why college? Why CRU? 672 00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:13,324 The truth is, I chose CRU because a friend of mine from camp was going here. 673 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,860 Then I chose to rush a fraternity, and I made new friends, 674 00:39:17,296 --> 00:39:21,532 and college has been everything I could've ever imagined it to be... 675 00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:22,266 so I kept thinking, 676 00:39:23,202 --> 00:39:24,535 why would I ever want to leave this place? 677 00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:27,071 But then I realized... 678 00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:30,441 ...that there's so much left to learn, and experience, 679 00:39:30,943 --> 00:39:31,309 and look forward to. 680 00:39:32,177 --> 00:39:35,179 And now I'm graduating... hopefully... 681 00:39:36,648 --> 00:39:38,516 ...and heading out into the real world with the love of my life, 682 00:39:39,051 --> 00:39:39,917 who was my purpose. 683 00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:43,321 So, today, I'm here to graduate. 684 00:39:44,223 --> 00:39:45,590 And tomorrow? Well, that's hard to say, 685 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,193 because I have no idea where I'll be. 686 00:39:49,828 --> 00:39:50,962 Nice hat. 687 00:39:54,499 --> 00:39:55,800 This is your real name? 688 00:39:56,668 --> 00:39:59,704 [laughing] "Captain John Paul Jones"? 689 00:40:00,305 --> 00:40:00,504 How did we never know that? 690 00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:03,574 Congratulations, Cappie. This is an emotional day for all of us. 691 00:40:04,476 --> 00:40:08,012 I guess we should drink to KT's newest alum. 692 00:40:08,647 --> 00:40:09,914 [Casey] Oh. 693 00:40:10,649 --> 00:40:11,349 And to Calvin! 694 00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,818 We're gonna miss you next semester. 695 00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:16,520 You're going abroad, right? Going to help people. 696 00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,323 Yeah, we leave for India the first week of the new year. 697 00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:20,958 Not playing it safe. 698 00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:21,692 Hey. 699 00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:22,894 Best way to play. 700 00:40:23,729 --> 00:40:26,497 - Dale lavaliered me! - [all cheer] 701 00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:29,834 I brought this here as well. 702 00:40:30,235 --> 00:40:31,669 Oh, you didn't. 703 00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:35,539 - And this! - [Ashleigh]Oh my God! 704 00:40:38,777 --> 00:40:40,778 They say that if you sit in it and it fits, 705 00:40:41,246 --> 00:40:42,546 you're KT President. 706 00:40:43,348 --> 00:40:44,782 Go ahead, try it out. 707 00:40:46,418 --> 00:40:47,985 Do a test drive there. 708 00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,787 Test it out. 709 00:40:51,189 --> 00:40:52,256 Oh! 710 00:40:53,058 --> 00:40:55,660 And the transfer of power is complete! 711 00:40:56,261 --> 00:40:58,729 You are my legacy, Spitter. 712 00:40:59,965 --> 00:41:01,065 Here's to the new KT President. 713 00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,968 [cheering] 714 00:41:05,804 --> 00:41:07,171 Shots! Shots! Shots! 715 00:41:07,739 --> 00:41:11,909 And to Cappie! The best... 716 00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,447 Long live KT! 717 00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:21,152 - Cheers. - Cheers. 718 00:41:21,787 --> 00:41:23,654 [girl] Yeah! 719 00:41:28,393 --> 00:41:30,962 I'm sorry I'm leaving again. 720 00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:32,897 Well, I'm not following you this time. 721 00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:37,568 I have my own apartment, my own job. 722 00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:39,503 And a new relationship. 723 00:41:40,439 --> 00:41:42,106 Take care of each other. 724 00:41:46,211 --> 00:41:48,079 I can't believe you're making me hire a new house mom. 725 00:41:48,747 --> 00:41:52,183 Oh, I will miss the sorority. 726 00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:56,454 And you. 727 00:41:57,356 --> 00:41:58,756 I know. 728 00:41:59,624 --> 00:42:02,493 [♪ Andrew Belle: My Oldest Friend] 729 00:42:06,665 --> 00:42:08,532 ♪ That I was only lookin out for me ♪ 730 00:42:09,501 --> 00:42:12,503 ♪ Instead of gettin you the help you need ♪ 731 00:42:13,238 --> 00:42:18,476 ♪ Who do you think you are? ♪ 732 00:42:19,144 --> 00:42:21,078 ♪ Who do I think I am? ♪ 733 00:42:21,813 --> 00:42:23,781 [♪ Youth Group: Forever Young] 734 00:42:27,152 --> 00:42:29,020 Hey, we'll see you guys at Christmas. 735 00:42:30,956 --> 00:42:33,024 Love you. 736 00:42:34,359 --> 00:42:36,527 - Bye. - Bye. 737 00:42:40,065 --> 00:42:42,533 - Hey, keep in touch, man. - You too. 738 00:42:43,101 --> 00:42:44,201 Thanks. 739 00:42:44,469 --> 00:42:46,470 Case. 740 00:42:51,977 --> 00:42:53,310 It arrived this morning. 741 00:42:56,548 --> 00:42:59,183 And, since you were such an integral part of us winning the Golden Lily, 742 00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:00,351 I'd like to give it to you. 743 00:43:01,019 --> 00:43:02,286 Oh my God, I couldn't possibly. 744 00:43:03,188 --> 00:43:06,090 I said I'd like to, not that I was going to. 745 00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:08,659 Have a safe trip. 746 00:43:09,094 --> 00:43:10,995 - Bye. - Bye. 747 00:43:14,866 --> 00:43:17,768 Well, Dale, this is it. 748 00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:21,105 You could've been the future Mrs. Dale Kettlewell. 749 00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,909 - Never forget that. - I won't. 750 00:43:26,545 --> 00:43:28,779 [mumbles] 751 00:43:30,148 --> 00:43:32,216 Don't forget that either. 752 00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:35,853 - Dale? - Bye, buddy. 753 00:43:39,858 --> 00:43:42,193 Take care of my sister for me, OK? 754 00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:44,528 I promise. 755 00:43:50,969 --> 00:43:52,837 I love you, Casey. 756 00:43:53,238 --> 00:43:55,639 I love you, too. 757 00:44:03,315 --> 00:44:04,482 See you later. 758 00:44:05,117 --> 00:44:06,117 You ready? 759 00:44:06,118 --> 00:44:08,953 [inhaling deeply] Yeah. 760 00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,790 Bye, guys! 761 00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,659 Take care. 762 00:44:27,506 --> 00:44:32,376 So, um... where to? 763 00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:37,281 Wherever you're going. 764 00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:41,485 ♪ I want to be forever young ♪ 765 00:44:41,786 --> 00:44:42,686 [exhaling] 766 00:44:43,588 --> 00:44:46,690 ♪ Do you really want to live forever ♪ 767 00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:49,493 [honks] 768 00:44:49,694 --> 00:44:52,196 Bye! 769 00:44:52,396 --> 00:45:02,596 Sync by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com 770 00:45:02,646 --> 00:45:07,196 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 59901

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