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...it's life and death, but once you
leave, it all becomes nice memories.
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I guess you can't be nostalgic for
something you've never left.
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Evan and Cappie got into a fight that
night that ended their friendship.
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We were all friends again,
why'd you have to screw it up?
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[Evan] Hey, you screwed it up!
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[Casey] Why are Cappie and Evanstill fighting?
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Because of you.
They both fell for the same girl.
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Picking something I hate
just to pick.
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Welcome, truthseekers.
Why are we here?
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[Ashleigh] There's nothinghappening between us.
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So if I did anything to make you think
otherwise, then I'm really, really sorry.
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[Lasker Parkes] She's not going to declare
our house a historical landmark.
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It either has to be fixed up
or it'll have to be torn down.
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- Lasker's buying the house.
- We're saved!
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The attacks on KT, it
all started rush night, right?
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Maybe young Mr. Parkes
is our Villain X.
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- What's that?
- It's nothing.
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[Rusty] Our house was built
in the Spring of 1916
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and originally held 20 members
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and cost $36,000 to construct.
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It has seen over 15 changes
to its structure,
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twelve of which were
intentional.
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And now it's about to see
its most extensive one to date.
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Yep, thanks to my dad,
Mr. Saving the Day... Man.
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I need to work on my insults.
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Hey, Cap.
Good luck on your finals!
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Gee, thanks, Peter!
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I don't trust that kid.
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And it's not just because
of his shifty eyes.
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Well it's a little bit
his shifty eyes.
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I really don't think
Peter is Villain X.
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He just has family issues.
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And shifty eyes.
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Regardless, we have
more pressing matters.
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We have to be out of here
by tomorrow night
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so Lasker's guys
can start the renovations.
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And get our house GPA
up to a 2.0.
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Which is something I want
to talk to you about.
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I have one more final left.
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Well, it's not so much
a final as it is a
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philosophical rumination and
oration on life and the history of
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the universal perception.
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How do we not have a 2.0?
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And since you're done
with your finals,
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I was thinking maybe while I'm
preparing to orate,
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you could be
substitute president.
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We have a lot to do around here,
I could really use the help.
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- Yes, Yeah, Yes.
- Yeah?
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President Russell Alan
Cartwright. Substitute.
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Hey, Case.
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What's up with your arm?
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Nothing.
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Look at this, I found
an article on the razing
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of a historic pre-World War I
building.
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I know Segal's
going to want that.
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- Evan.
- Yeah?
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I'm sorry he asked me to be his
research assistant and not you.
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OK, well, he wants me
to help too.
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He's telling the truth, the whole truth, and
nothing but the truth, Miss Cartwright.
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I need you both.
What happened to your arm?
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Oh, it's nothing.
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- Uh-huh.
- What's going on?
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Well, the university
has been developing
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some expansion plans
for some time now
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and they want to break ground as early as
next semester on a new athletic center.
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Are they expanding
into a puppy shop?
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Sort of. See, your mock trial
case was never that mock.
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CRU is acquiring some properties,
a few vacated residences
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and a blighted fraternity house, which
they plan to tear down in two days.
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- A blighted fraternity house?
- Yeah, Lambda Sigma.
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Oh, thank God.
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Wait, nope, that's the safe
one. It's Kappa Tau Gamma.
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- What?
- [Evan] Uh...
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I think what she means is,
what would you like us to do?
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[Segal] You're both so good forecasting
opposing strategy during the mock trial,
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I want you to put yourselves
in this fraternity's shoes.
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Think about what they might try
to pull to prevent the university
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from tearing their house down.
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But, Professor Segal, that is
my boyfriend's fraternity.
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And my brother's.
I don't think I can do this.
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Don't think you can
do your job?
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How do you think your colleagues and
future professors are going to react
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to you no longer being my assistant
because of your boyfriend's fraternity?
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You'd fire me?
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The choice is yours.
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This is important to
the university and to me.
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If you want to be successful, it needs
to be important to you too. Both of you.
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Sync by honeybunny
www.addic7ed.com
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OK, you know what?
This is insane.
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I mean, we can't be a part of the research
team that destroys Kappa Tau, right?
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Why not? I mean, look, it sounds like it's
going to happen with or without us, right?
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And KT's a sinking
ship, it's inevitable.
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OK, but KT means
so much to Cappie.
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Not to mention Rusty.
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OK, well, how much does
your future mean to you?
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But they'd never forgive me.
I'm going to tell them.
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All right, well do what you
want. Just leave me out of it.
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Come on, Evan. There isn't there
some small part of you
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that still cares about Cappie?
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Why can't you just let it go?
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Because I'm not interested
in pissing off Segal,
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or the university
for some stupid fraternity.
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You pledged that
stupid fraternity.
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Yeah, and that was in the past.
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Since when did Casey Cartwright
stop thinking about her future?
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[Rusty] Peter mentioned his dad was investing
in more land around the KT house.
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Now why would Lasker Parkes
Incorporated buy up all these lots?
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Maybe it's not just renovation,
but expansion.
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Maybe you guys
are getting a pool!
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- [door closes]
- Hey, working girl.
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Hello, boys.
Sorry I can't dawdle,
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but Clarissa and I are
checking out our new offices,
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so I better start my commute,
maybe get a latte on the way
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in my on-the-go to-go mug.
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[laughs] Well, I'm psyched
for you.
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Thanks. It feels good. I was
kinda adrift there for a while.
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Me, too. But... hey, big news.
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I've finally
picked out a major.
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- What is it?
- Really?
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Yeah. Uh, accounting!
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Oh.
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Oh.
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No, it's good.
It's practical, you know?
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The business sector is robust.
Not recession-proof but...
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And you love it. Right?
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Yeah, I mean, yeah, you know,
I will. I do.
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- Yeah!
- OK. So, yay!
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Ashleigh, before you leave,
I got you a little something.
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It's for your office,
so everybody knows your name.
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[chuckles]
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You hate it?
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No, I love it.
It's just so...
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...grown-up serious.
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- Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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- OK, bye.
- Bye.
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You still like her.
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I like giving her presents.
Big deal.
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Oh my gosh, wait,
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you gave her that taxicab not-rape whistle
when she went to New York, right?
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How long have you had
these feelings for Ashleigh?
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Well, it doesn't matter 'cause
nothing's ever gonna happen.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Whatever. It's just...
you know, it's stupid.
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I'm stupid.
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To even think...
whoa, wait, oh my God.
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- What?
- I don't think KT's getting a pool.
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Vince lavaliered Betsy
last night!
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He hid it in her chili dog!
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I almost choked and died.
It was so worth it!
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What a waste of
a perfectly good chili dog.
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Hey!
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Happy couples make me sick.
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True that.
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My second cousin Barry
got married last weekend.
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He hadn't left the house
in five years.
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So why am I hard up right now?
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If he can find
Mrs. Barry Kettlewell...
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Well, look at me.
An extremely hot ZBZ President,
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and I'm totally dateless.
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I couldn't make it last with
Cappie or Evan. Or a girl.
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Girls aren't any easier.
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I've been dumped
by a landlord and Laura.
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You don't think we're
the problem, do you?
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Hey. Remember that terrible
Matthew McConaughey film?
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Sahara ? Ed TV?
The Wedding Planner?
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Failure to Launch?
How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days?
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- Fool's Gold?
- No.
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Ghosts of Girlfriends Past.
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He revisited all of his exes
and learned from them what went wrong.
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Forget it.
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[sighs] Fine.
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[all] Ooh!
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Oh Crap! Hey, sorry.
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Better tell Lasker we're
gonna need a new TV.
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Hey, Cap, I got really bad news.
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You broke the flat screen?
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Plug that in,
it might still work.
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[all gasping]
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- Oh!
- Sorry.
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This is gonna be
the easiest move ever.
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OK, um...
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Hey, guys, I have
really bad news.
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- You broke the bottle tank?
- Well my news is a lot worse.
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Trust me it pales in comparison
to what I'm going to say to you.
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- You can't just walk in here...
- Do not shoot the messenger...
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Kids!
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This is why daddy drinks.
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OK, I was researching Lasker
Parkes Incorporated
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and I found some geological
surveys of our area
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and I think he's buying up
land around us
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because we're sitting on oil.
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Lasker Parkes
is buying up land?
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- For oil.
- No, it's not for oil.
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He's donating the land to the university,
because they want to build an athletic center.
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And... they're going to tear
down your house to do it.
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They're going to tear us down?
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- Lasker?
- Yeah.
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Well, he... He knew about
our secret rush party,
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and our fake philanthropy.
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Hell, he created Joshua Whopper.
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- Lasker is Villain X.
- Are you sure about this?
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Segal put Evan and me on the
university's legal research team.
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Oh. Well, are you staying on?
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Cap, this is my future.
It's just research.
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Research that they're using to
help tear down our house.
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I'm so sorry. I...
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I get it. I'll handle
our side of things.
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Hey, what are you going to do,
Spitter?
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- Good one, Cap.
- No, I'm serious.
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I have my philosophy final to worry about
and you're acting president, so...
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So what? First of all, it's
an oration, it's not a final.
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Second, since when
do you care about grades?
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I'm gonna worry about
the house GPA, I'm the nerd.
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But you've been wanting to take the reigns
since the beginning of the semester.
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But this isn't saving parties
or stealing goats.
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If we lose our house, Nationals
said they'll shut us down.
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You're the president.
You are a KT.
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You're the only one
who can do this.
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Cap...
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Well, I guess I'm the only one.
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We should get,
like a million balloons,
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and tie them to the house,
and move it.
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I think I saw it on 20/20 once.
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Yeah, I saw that episode.
It totally worked.
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What did old 90210 do
to save the Peach Pit?
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Maybe we should try something
a little more in the box.
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- [door closes]
- The house is a box...
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I'm so sorry, guys.
I had no idea. I swear.
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We believe you. Right, Cap?
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You can't blame Luke Skywalker
for being Darth Vader's son.
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- Spoiler alert.
- Hey, maybe you can talk to your dad?
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Change his mind?
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[scoffs] About business? No way.
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I don't get it. All I heard growing
up was how awesome KT was.
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Clearly, he doesn't
feel that way anymore.
236
00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:17,415
That's it! What if Lasker Parkes
forgot what it's like to be a KT?
237
00:11:17,450 --> 00:11:19,584
Yeah, like, he has
amnesia or something.
238
00:11:19,618 --> 00:11:23,388
Maybe he hit his head a long time ago, and
we just need to hit him on the head again!
239
00:11:23,422 --> 00:11:26,291
Or... maybe he just forgot
what brotherhood means.
240
00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:28,860
And we need to remind him.
241
00:11:28,894 --> 00:11:31,029
Nostalgia is a powerful thing.
242
00:11:31,063 --> 00:11:33,898
So, did your dad keep
any of his old KT stuff?
243
00:11:33,933 --> 00:11:36,568
Pictures, pledge paddles...
inflatable dolls?
244
00:11:36,602 --> 00:11:38,870
The only fraternity stuff of his
I've ever seen are in his office.
245
00:11:38,904 --> 00:11:41,573
- We're going to need 'em.
- I can't go in without him noticing.
246
00:11:41,607 --> 00:11:42,841
There's serious security.
247
00:11:42,875 --> 00:11:44,809
Corporate spying,
tech theft's a big issue.
248
00:11:44,844 --> 00:11:47,545
Well, it's about to
get even bigger...
249
00:11:47,580 --> 00:11:50,615
Pledge Spidey, bring
me the action figures...
250
00:11:50,649 --> 00:11:53,084
...and the Barbies, too!
251
00:11:53,119 --> 00:11:54,786
We're gonna need 'em all.
252
00:11:57,189 --> 00:11:58,857
After you.
253
00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:02,260
Not bad.
254
00:12:02,294 --> 00:12:06,798
Yeah, it looks like all fun and games...
bought with blood money.
255
00:12:06,832 --> 00:12:08,633
Relax. Nobody's dying.
256
00:12:08,667 --> 00:12:12,737
And how would you feel if it was the Omega
Chi house being torn down, Evan Bacon?
257
00:12:12,772 --> 00:12:14,139
What?
258
00:12:14,173 --> 00:12:17,142
It's like Kevin Bacon, but like
Ev... you know how... Yeah.
259
00:12:17,176 --> 00:12:18,543
[Segal] My two star pupils.
260
00:12:18,577 --> 00:12:21,646
- A pleasure to meet you both.
- We are ready to get to work.
261
00:12:21,680 --> 00:12:24,849
Have you had lunch?
I thought we'd hit one of our organic cafes.
262
00:12:24,884 --> 00:12:26,751
Ooh. Sorry about your arm.
What happened?
263
00:12:26,786 --> 00:12:28,853
- Ah, nothing.
- This way.
264
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:31,790
Welcome to LaskerPlex.
265
00:12:31,824 --> 00:12:37,328
This enchanting world of productivity
and technological advancement...
266
00:12:42,101 --> 00:12:43,835
Oh, you know who should work
here? Rusty!
267
00:12:43,869 --> 00:12:47,071
Ah, you know who should move out
of his apartment? You.
268
00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:49,174
He really likes you. He has
apparently for some time.
269
00:12:49,208 --> 00:12:50,842
Yeah, well, I like him too.
270
00:12:50,876 --> 00:12:52,744
Then why don't you just go
out with him?
271
00:12:52,778 --> 00:12:55,814
Casey made me promise that I
wouldn't unless I was a 100% sure.
272
00:12:55,848 --> 00:12:57,449
Maybe I'm just gonna hurt him.
273
00:12:57,483 --> 00:12:59,651
Being in his life so much
might be hurting him more.
274
00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,586
[tour guide] Happy to be at
Laskey.
275
00:13:01,620 --> 00:13:02,854
- [phone beeps]
- Woo-woo!
276
00:13:02,888 --> 00:13:05,890
With over 300 beanbags
company-wide.
277
00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:08,726
- I gotta go to the bathroom.
- I have to go, too.
278
00:13:09,762 --> 00:13:11,029
We'll just wait here.
279
00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:15,667
Do not go in there. Somebody's
got IBS and real bad aim.
280
00:13:21,273 --> 00:13:24,375
I'm afraid you'll have to hold
it 'til we reach the lap pools.
281
00:13:24,410 --> 00:13:26,544
- It's lady business.
- I might explode.
282
00:13:27,913 --> 00:13:30,181
Fine, the executive wing is
this way.
283
00:13:30,216 --> 00:13:32,550
You'll find the restroom
on your left.
284
00:13:32,585 --> 00:13:34,719
Don't talk.
Or make eye contact.
285
00:13:34,753 --> 00:13:38,423
Please be a sweetie
and wipe the seatie.
286
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:42,594
Have I told you about our
house rabbit adoption center?
287
00:13:43,729 --> 00:13:45,830
[beeping]
288
00:13:50,002 --> 00:13:53,271
[Casey] This coffee is so good, but
how do you know that it's organic?
289
00:13:53,305 --> 00:13:55,340
Well, I picked these beans
myself.
290
00:13:55,374 --> 00:13:56,841
Oh!
291
00:13:56,876 --> 00:14:01,179
[stammering] It's just, how do
you find the time?
292
00:14:01,213 --> 00:14:04,315
- That was a joke.
- It's a joke.
293
00:14:09,154 --> 00:14:12,056
- Ready to save the day?
- I think Cappie is the hero here.
294
00:14:12,091 --> 00:14:13,625
You could've handled all this,
Rus.
295
00:14:13,659 --> 00:14:16,027
I don't see why you
gave up the presidency.
296
00:14:17,963 --> 00:14:21,266
Hey, If I get caught with this ID, your
dad's going to be pretty pissed at you.
297
00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:23,968
- You sure you're good with that?
- It's my house too.
298
00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,774
[beeps]
299
00:14:33,812 --> 00:14:36,214
- Uh, could you take o picture?
- Oh, of course, sir.
300
00:14:36,248 --> 00:14:38,550
- Photos aren't allowed.
- Thanks.
301
00:14:38,584 --> 00:14:40,552
Oh, wow.
302
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:43,521
- Perfect.
- [panting]
303
00:14:43,556 --> 00:14:45,557
Lost a contact. Sorry.
304
00:14:47,726 --> 00:14:49,961
Is that the same girl
that you went in there with?
305
00:14:49,995 --> 00:14:53,097
- Of course she is.
- What?
306
00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:55,733
That's definitely the same girl
whom I've never met before.
307
00:14:58,103 --> 00:15:00,071
Quickly this way people.
308
00:15:00,105 --> 00:15:02,774
Like baby birds.
I'm the momma let's do this.
309
00:15:02,808 --> 00:15:06,311
I'm totally serious. I was told Mr.
Parkes is screaming for you in Conference Room Fauna.
310
00:15:06,345 --> 00:15:08,313
And I'm supposed to
cover your phones.
311
00:15:08,347 --> 00:15:10,748
Not again.
I'll be right back.
312
00:15:16,155 --> 00:15:18,823
- Well done.
- Oh, Thanks. Go, I'll sit guard.
313
00:15:20,526 --> 00:15:23,494
[ringing]
314
00:15:29,835 --> 00:15:31,569
Well, It should be smooth
sailing, Mr. Parkes.
315
00:15:31,604 --> 00:15:34,138
You own the property, you have
all the necessary permits.
316
00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:35,340
The law's completely
on your side.
317
00:15:35,374 --> 00:15:38,076
But I'm more concerned
about unlawful activists
318
00:15:38,110 --> 00:15:40,278
- [ringing]
- [Lasker] What are we up against?
319
00:15:40,312 --> 00:15:45,583
Knowing KT, they'll probably try tying a million
balloons to the house and float it away.
320
00:15:45,618 --> 00:15:48,386
[Segal] What about you, Miss
Cartwright? What do you think?
321
00:15:48,420 --> 00:15:53,758
Well, I'd imagine there will be
some kind of protest rally.
322
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:56,861
They could contact the school
paper, or local news stations.
323
00:15:56,895 --> 00:16:01,299
However, per Rardin v. O'Toole,
they'd be trespassing.
324
00:16:01,333 --> 00:16:04,936
You know you own that land, you
could have them forcibly removed.
325
00:16:04,970 --> 00:16:07,939
[Lasker] Sorry, my assistant is not
at her desk, which is strange.
326
00:16:07,973 --> 00:16:11,309
And a little unacceptable.
I'm gonna run up to the office. Excuse me, guys.
327
00:16:15,914 --> 00:16:18,549
God, he's going to
be up here any second.
328
00:16:20,486 --> 00:16:22,587
- Bingo.
- Yes!
329
00:16:23,956 --> 00:16:25,423
[Lasker] Hillary?
330
00:16:25,457 --> 00:16:26,691
Oh my God, go!
331
00:16:32,765 --> 00:16:35,833
Yeah, It's Lasker, where is my
assistant? Lasker.
332
00:16:35,868 --> 00:16:39,504
Lasker Parkes,
how many Lasker's are there?
333
00:16:45,426 --> 00:16:47,327
They're like robots,
or Terminators,
334
00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:51,631
sent from the future to destroy
our house without any remorse.
335
00:16:51,666 --> 00:16:53,867
- I'm one of 'they'.
- But you are 'you',
336
00:16:53,901 --> 00:16:56,369
Even though you're part of
'they', they're the 'they'.
337
00:16:56,404 --> 00:16:57,704
I hate helping 'they'.
338
00:16:57,738 --> 00:16:59,839
Well, you're pretty good at it.
Maybe a little too good.
339
00:16:59,874 --> 00:17:01,574
I don't want to be good at
something like this,
340
00:17:01,609 --> 00:17:03,610
that I don't agree with
or believe in.
341
00:17:03,644 --> 00:17:06,913
I know how much
the house means to you.
342
00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:11,951
There's something else
we need to talk about.
343
00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:15,655
What's this?
344
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:18,224
Over the past five years I took
so many different classes
345
00:17:18,259 --> 00:17:22,128
and had so many different
majors. I kinda lost track.
346
00:17:22,163 --> 00:17:26,032
And, this letter explains
that, um...
347
00:17:26,067 --> 00:17:28,902
...I can graduate.
348
00:17:28,936 --> 00:17:31,204
This semester.
349
00:17:31,238 --> 00:17:36,943
You accidentally graduated?
That's great!
350
00:17:38,212 --> 00:17:39,546
Or is it?
351
00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:44,150
Well, I was waiting to surprise
you, and to see if I passed
352
00:17:44,218 --> 00:17:46,319
but now, I'm not so sure
if I can.
353
00:17:47,354 --> 00:17:48,788
Because of the fraternity.
354
00:17:48,823 --> 00:17:50,924
I thought Rusty could
take over. I don't get it.
355
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:52,559
- I think he's scared.
- So am I,
356
00:17:52,593 --> 00:17:54,694
but that's not going to save KT.
357
00:17:54,729 --> 00:17:58,164
I mean, that house...
it's kinda where I grew up.
358
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:00,800
You have grown-up.
359
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:04,337
Right now I feel like the only
person who can save it.
360
00:18:05,906 --> 00:18:07,373
If I go, so does Kappa Tau.
361
00:18:10,211 --> 00:18:14,080
It's funny. I've spent
most of college
362
00:18:14,115 --> 00:18:16,816
feeling like the KT house
was the 'other woman',
363
00:18:16,851 --> 00:18:19,352
knowing I'd have to share you.
364
00:18:19,386 --> 00:18:22,889
If this doesn't work out
tomorrow...
365
00:18:22,923 --> 00:18:24,958
...tonight's her last night.
366
00:18:25,726 --> 00:18:26,726
I get it.
367
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:30,463
Go to her.
368
00:18:38,706 --> 00:18:41,107
[whispering] Thank you.
369
00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:46,746
So, I got an e-mail from Robin.
370
00:18:46,781 --> 00:18:49,182
She claims we didn't work out
because I'm not a lesbian.
371
00:18:49,216 --> 00:18:51,518
Despite your masculine energy.
372
00:18:51,552 --> 00:18:54,521
Which leaves me with Cappie,
who's way busy with Kappa Tau.
373
00:18:54,555 --> 00:18:56,456
And Evan, who I'm
saving for last.
374
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:58,691
Kind of dreading that one.
375
00:18:58,726 --> 00:19:01,227
Yeah, I'm saving Laura for last.
376
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,836
Or you could rip off the
Band-Aid.
377
00:19:10,604 --> 00:19:13,339
OK. All right here we go.
378
00:19:13,374 --> 00:19:15,575
- A little privacy?
- Right.
379
00:19:15,609 --> 00:19:17,911
Ladies, could you excuse us?
380
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:25,285
[sighs] OK.
381
00:19:26,287 --> 00:19:27,420
What?
382
00:19:28,255 --> 00:19:30,156
Why didn't we ever work out?
383
00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:32,358
You don't like to sweat.
384
00:19:32,393 --> 00:19:37,430
[chuckles] No, I mean...
like our relationship.
385
00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:42,101
Did we even have a relationship?
386
00:19:43,137 --> 00:19:47,540
- Never mind.
- Because I wish we did.
387
00:19:49,009 --> 00:19:50,009
You do?
388
00:19:53,214 --> 00:19:55,415
Oh, come on!
389
00:19:55,883 --> 00:19:57,617
[groans]
390
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,541
[Cappie] Spitter?
391
00:20:25,713 --> 00:20:27,380
What are you doing here?
392
00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,616
Probably the same
thing you are.
393
00:20:29,650 --> 00:20:32,585
[exhales]
394
00:20:34,255 --> 00:20:38,625
So I'm guessing you'll confront Lasker
tomorrow morning, at the protest.
395
00:20:41,528 --> 00:20:44,497
You know, I'm not very proud
of the way that I backed out
396
00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:46,733
as interim president.
397
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:50,370
I thought you wanted
to lead the house.
398
00:20:50,404 --> 00:20:54,073
When I came to CRU, I didn't
know how to have fun.
399
00:20:54,108 --> 00:20:59,946
Having Kappa Tau in my life
changed all that.
400
00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:05,218
But without it, I'm just gonna
go back to being same old
401
00:21:05,252 --> 00:21:09,289
nerdy Rusty Cartwright.
402
00:21:09,323 --> 00:21:13,660
This house is way too important
for me to take over.
403
00:21:17,298 --> 00:21:19,532
It's a good thing we're not
going to lose it then.
404
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:27,807
[Heath] Guys?
405
00:21:35,616 --> 00:21:38,284
We just thought it'd be fun to
get trashed here one more time.
406
00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:41,888
One last round.
407
00:21:42,656 --> 00:21:44,891
[chattering]
408
00:22:02,109 --> 00:22:04,243
So, is this it?
409
00:22:06,947 --> 00:22:09,649
[reporter] We're coming to you live
from Cyprus-Rhodes University's
410
00:22:09,683 --> 00:22:13,987
infamous Greek row, where a student
rally is taking place to save...
411
00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:15,588
[crowd cheering]
412
00:22:15,622 --> 00:22:19,859
I'm disgusted by what they're trying
to do to you guys, Mr. Cappie.
413
00:22:19,893 --> 00:22:21,327
Back up, knucklehead!
414
00:22:22,296 --> 00:22:24,464
- Wade!
- What are you doing here?
415
00:22:24,498 --> 00:22:25,865
KT forever!
416
00:22:25,899 --> 00:22:28,301
And my parents finally kicked me
out of their basement,
417
00:22:28,335 --> 00:22:31,204
so I'm looking for a place
to crash for a few weeks.
418
00:22:31,238 --> 00:22:33,139
- So let's save this house!
- You got it, bud.
419
00:22:33,173 --> 00:22:37,243
- So good to see you, buddy.
- Yeah, you too!
420
00:22:37,277 --> 00:22:39,145
Whoa, check, here we go.
421
00:22:39,179 --> 00:22:43,016
Hi, I'm Cappie.
President of Kappa Tau Gamma.
422
00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:45,451
[crowd cheering]
423
00:22:47,921 --> 00:22:51,457
I just want to thank
every one of you for coming out
424
00:22:51,492 --> 00:22:55,094
to support the preservation
of our beloved home.
425
00:22:55,129 --> 00:22:56,729
[crowd cheering]
426
00:22:59,400 --> 00:23:04,237
Now this house is a time
capsule for many, many...
427
00:23:04,271 --> 00:23:07,774
...many parties and personal
college stories.
428
00:23:07,808 --> 00:23:10,710
Now, does anyone want to share
a KT story with us?
429
00:23:14,014 --> 00:23:15,982
- Great, thank you.
- All right.
430
00:23:16,016 --> 00:23:20,686
Hi, my name is Katherine Parker, I am former
Pan-Hellenic President and Gamma Psi alum.
431
00:23:20,721 --> 00:23:23,589
- [crowd cheers]
- Thank you. Thank you.
432
00:23:23,624 --> 00:23:28,294
This house is especially important to me
because this is where I lost my virginity.
433
00:23:28,328 --> 00:23:29,562
[crowd cheers]
434
00:23:32,633 --> 00:23:34,767
It was like two months ago!
435
00:23:36,170 --> 00:23:40,106
So, how many of you guys lost
your virginity at this house?
436
00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,908
[crowd cheering]
437
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:44,143
Ok.
438
00:23:44,178 --> 00:23:45,745
Does it matter which virginity
you lost?
439
00:23:45,779 --> 00:23:48,581
- [snickering]
- [Cappie] Anyone else? Yes?
440
00:23:49,550 --> 00:23:50,917
- Lisa Lawson.
- Hi.
441
00:23:50,951 --> 00:23:54,053
OK. And how many of you
lost it to me?
442
00:23:54,088 --> 00:23:55,121
[men cheering]
443
00:23:57,524 --> 00:23:59,025
Oh, my word.
444
00:24:00,194 --> 00:24:02,795
- Ok.
- Thanks. Anyone else?
445
00:24:02,830 --> 00:24:05,598
[Cappie] Oh all right, yes.
446
00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:10,002
Hi. I'm Jennifer Kenney, Editor in Chief of
the Cyprus-Rhodes Courier.
447
00:24:10,037 --> 00:24:12,271
Oh, you'll be happy to know
I took your advice.
448
00:24:12,306 --> 00:24:15,141
Finally. Wow, Rusty
is a really lucky guy.
449
00:24:15,175 --> 00:24:17,844
Oh no, not that advice.
The moving out part.
450
00:24:17,878 --> 00:24:20,446
I put down a deposit on an
apartment last night.
451
00:24:20,481 --> 00:24:22,949
Oh, taking the safe road.
452
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,485
Uh, you should know.
Accounting.
453
00:24:25,519 --> 00:24:29,355
When I was a freshman, I wrote
a scathing yet award-winning
454
00:24:29,389 --> 00:24:32,258
indictment on the Greek system
that I have now come to regret.
455
00:24:32,292 --> 00:24:37,096
In my article, I attacked the common practices
of this two-century-old tradition.
456
00:24:37,131 --> 00:24:38,164
[crowd booing]
457
00:24:40,367 --> 00:24:42,401
Hey, everyone. My name
is Lasker Parkes,
458
00:24:42,436 --> 00:24:46,372
and I guess you could say I'm the
one responsible for all this.
459
00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:48,007
[crowd booing]
460
00:24:49,376 --> 00:24:51,377
All right, all right.
461
00:24:56,350 --> 00:24:58,918
All children grow up.
462
00:25:05,559 --> 00:25:10,196
Dad, please don't do this.
463
00:25:10,230 --> 00:25:12,565
Son, it is just a house.
464
00:25:12,599 --> 00:25:14,233
But it was your house, too.
465
00:25:15,936 --> 00:25:17,003
Remember this?
466
00:25:19,206 --> 00:25:20,206
Brother Falken?
467
00:25:21,341 --> 00:25:23,976
Falken? Pretty big WarGames fan,
right?
468
00:25:24,011 --> 00:25:25,178
You were in my office?
469
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:27,980
In WarGames, the nerd
got to be the hero.
470
00:25:28,015 --> 00:25:30,082
[Rusty] Which isn't always
the case.
471
00:25:30,117 --> 00:25:33,553
- That's very informative, Rusty.
- The name's Spitter.
472
00:25:33,587 --> 00:25:35,354
I'm a nerd, just like you.
473
00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:38,991
And KT's accepted me,
just like they accepted you.
474
00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:40,927
You can still be the hero here.
475
00:25:40,961 --> 00:25:45,064
Doesn't the spirit of KT
mean anything to you?
476
00:25:45,098 --> 00:25:46,933
Is this how you
want to be remembered?
477
00:25:46,967 --> 00:25:50,269
Rusty, when you leave college,
478
00:25:50,304 --> 00:25:53,873
this stuff doesn't go with you.
479
00:25:53,907 --> 00:25:57,410
None of this matters.
This athletic center though...
480
00:25:57,444 --> 00:25:59,712
...this will be my legacy.
481
00:26:02,716 --> 00:26:06,586
Now, we're all going to miss
the KT House, including me.
482
00:26:06,620 --> 00:26:10,823
But this is in the name of
making a better CRU, with a gym,
483
00:26:10,857 --> 00:26:13,826
racquetball courts, an
Olympic sized swimming pool.
484
00:26:13,860 --> 00:26:16,128
Oh really? Oh sweet!
485
00:26:16,163 --> 00:26:19,232
So, not everyone is
opposed to this idea.
486
00:26:19,266 --> 00:26:22,969
Now, I even have with me
two recent CRU grads,
487
00:26:23,003 --> 00:26:25,905
the former presidents
of ZBZ and Omega Chi,
488
00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:28,774
and they will explain to you why
this is a really good idea.
489
00:26:28,809 --> 00:26:30,910
Miss Cartwright? You're up.
490
00:26:38,385 --> 00:26:39,652
Say something.
491
00:26:45,392 --> 00:26:47,293
- No.
- [crowd cheers]
492
00:26:56,737 --> 00:27:00,239
Casey, your legal career
hangs in the balance right now.
493
00:27:00,274 --> 00:27:01,707
Look, I'm sorry, Professor.
494
00:27:01,742 --> 00:27:03,409
But I don't want to be
remembered as the girl
495
00:27:03,443 --> 00:27:05,278
who helped tear down
the Kappa Tau House.
496
00:27:09,116 --> 00:27:11,851
[crowd cheers]
497
00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:19,925
It's all on you, Chambers.
498
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:21,961
Are you going to choose your
future or your friends?
499
00:27:25,532 --> 00:27:30,703
Well, when you put it
like that...
500
00:27:32,005 --> 00:27:34,774
[crowd cheering]
501
00:27:35,242 --> 00:27:36,742
Thanks.
502
00:27:47,888 --> 00:27:49,722
OK.
503
00:27:51,291 --> 00:27:54,427
Tear it down, guys.
504
00:27:54,461 --> 00:27:55,895
[♪ William Fitzsimmons:
Afterall]
505
00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:01,500
[workers talking]
506
00:28:02,903 --> 00:28:06,639
♪ I still love you ♪
507
00:28:08,608 --> 00:28:10,476
♪ After all ♪
508
00:28:26,059 --> 00:28:30,730
♪ Please don'tleave me after all ♪
509
00:28:43,710 --> 00:28:46,412
♪ After all ♪
510
00:28:46,446 --> 00:28:48,881
♪ Till death do us part ♪
511
00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:54,520
♪ After all ♪
512
00:28:57,724 --> 00:29:01,427
♪ Till death do us part ♪
513
00:29:01,461 --> 00:29:05,398
♪ I still love you ♪
514
00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:08,167
♪ After all ♪
515
00:29:26,790 --> 00:29:28,490
You know, you did
all you could.
516
00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:32,162
Then why can't I help feeling
like I let the whole house down?
517
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:34,728
And after all we went through to
get that stupid paddle.
518
00:29:34,762 --> 00:29:37,330
You were amazing, Rus.
519
00:29:37,365 --> 00:29:40,133
Seeing you stand up
to Lasker like that?
520
00:29:40,167 --> 00:29:44,271
You're not my geeky little brother who got
beat up by a sixth grader in high school.
521
00:29:44,305 --> 00:29:45,505
She was an eighth grader.
522
00:29:45,539 --> 00:29:47,407
And you heard Parkes.
523
00:29:47,441 --> 00:29:51,444
Without Kappa Tau, I'm
basically back to geeky Rusty.
524
00:29:51,479 --> 00:29:52,612
I don't believe that.
525
00:29:52,647 --> 00:29:54,881
You've changed.
526
00:29:55,816 --> 00:29:58,618
That old Rusty is gone for good.
527
00:29:58,653 --> 00:30:00,920
You know...
528
00:30:00,955 --> 00:30:05,892
You don't need me or anyone
to protect you anymore.
529
00:30:08,429 --> 00:30:09,896
You can handle yourself.
530
00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:14,000
I get that from you.
531
00:30:15,903 --> 00:30:19,272
The way you stood up to your professor,
that was pretty incredible.
532
00:30:19,307 --> 00:30:21,041
- [exhaling deeply]
- What?
533
00:30:21,075 --> 00:30:23,510
So, what are you going to do
about law school now?
534
00:30:24,578 --> 00:30:26,646
I have no idea.
535
00:30:26,681 --> 00:30:28,815
But I did the right thing.
536
00:30:28,849 --> 00:30:31,184
That's from you...
537
00:30:31,218 --> 00:30:32,485
...Jiminy Cricket.
538
00:30:32,520 --> 00:30:34,988
- [laughing]
- Come here.
539
00:30:39,593 --> 00:30:40,994
[knocking]
540
00:30:44,665 --> 00:30:47,600
That was pretty impressive, what
you did at the Kappa Tau rally.
541
00:30:49,236 --> 00:30:50,503
You came here to tell me that?
542
00:30:50,538 --> 00:30:55,275
No. I came here
to ask you a question.
543
00:31:02,316 --> 00:31:07,387
Dale and I are doing this dumb
thing, so, I just wanted to ask:
544
00:31:07,421 --> 00:31:10,190
Why exactly did you and I
not work out?
545
00:31:16,997 --> 00:31:20,567
[exhaling] We couldn't work out
because I blew it.
546
00:31:20,601 --> 00:31:25,739
You know, I screwed up,
putting law school ahead of you.
547
00:31:25,773 --> 00:31:30,410
That's been something that's been
really hard for me to accept.
548
00:31:32,079 --> 00:31:34,280
What do you think
happened to my hand?
549
00:31:34,315 --> 00:31:38,385
- You got in a fight?
- With a wall.
550
00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:42,489
For what it's worth,
it's a really tough wall.
551
00:31:45,393 --> 00:31:46,393
[cell phone rings]
552
00:31:52,633 --> 00:31:54,000
It's Professor Segal.
553
00:31:55,436 --> 00:31:57,604
You better get that.
554
00:31:57,638 --> 00:31:59,739
- [ringing continues]
- Yeah.
555
00:31:59,774 --> 00:32:01,508
Good luck.
556
00:32:03,010 --> 00:32:05,078
[ringing continues]
557
00:32:12,553 --> 00:32:14,387
[exhales]
558
00:32:19,827 --> 00:32:21,928
Adios, KT.
559
00:32:23,197 --> 00:32:25,165
It was good knowing you.
560
00:32:27,668 --> 00:32:29,936
I see a lot of frowny faces!
561
00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,172
Spitter, we're standing in
Greek ruins. Literally.
562
00:32:32,206 --> 00:32:33,606
But you're still the president
of this house.
563
00:32:33,641 --> 00:32:35,108
Not if there's no house
to be president of.
564
00:32:35,142 --> 00:32:37,877
I'm so sorry, again, guys.
565
00:32:37,912 --> 00:32:40,346
I'm sensing a lot more family
therapy after all this.
566
00:32:40,381 --> 00:32:45,819
So Lasker grew into a bitter
nerd. So what?
567
00:32:48,722 --> 00:32:50,757
But it doesn't have
to be that way.
568
00:32:50,791 --> 00:32:53,159
He's a relic of the '80s.
569
00:32:53,194 --> 00:32:56,629
It's his generation who
tells us the real world sucks
570
00:32:56,664 --> 00:32:58,331
because they make it sucky.
571
00:32:58,365 --> 00:33:00,633
But he was right
about one thing.
572
00:33:00,668 --> 00:33:02,335
This was just a house.
573
00:33:02,403 --> 00:33:04,137
Kappa Tau isn't one person.
574
00:33:04,171 --> 00:33:08,041
Kappa Tau isn't wood, it isn't
dry-rot, it isn't moldy wallpaper,
575
00:33:08,075 --> 00:33:09,709
it isn't beer-soaked carpets.
576
00:33:09,743 --> 00:33:13,480
It's living for the fun of life.
And that's what bonds us.
577
00:33:13,514 --> 00:33:18,451
As long as we remember that,
Kappa Tau lives on,
578
00:33:18,486 --> 00:33:22,822
past houses, past college.
579
00:33:24,158 --> 00:33:25,525
So, what do we do now, Spitter?
580
00:33:25,559 --> 00:33:29,128
Anybody who still has finals
to take... go study now.
581
00:33:29,163 --> 00:33:31,731
We're gonna have to get our
GPA up going into next semester.
582
00:33:31,765 --> 00:33:33,500
But where are we
gonna live then?
583
00:33:33,534 --> 00:33:35,101
We can't sleep in tents
all winter.
584
00:33:35,135 --> 00:33:36,970
In case you forgot,
this is Ohio.
585
00:33:37,004 --> 00:33:40,907
I'm gonna find a new house over break.
A better one. With working toilets.
586
00:33:40,941 --> 00:33:42,876
- Can I crash there?
- Absolutely!
587
00:33:44,879 --> 00:33:48,014
No more moping around. Get up!
588
00:33:48,048 --> 00:33:49,148
Let's go!
589
00:33:49,183 --> 00:33:53,019
[all chanting] Spit-ter!
Spit-ter! Spit-ter!
590
00:33:53,053 --> 00:33:55,288
[chanting continues]
591
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,700
Hey, what are you doing?
592
00:34:09,236 --> 00:34:12,405
I haven't been in here
since I left for New York.
593
00:34:12,439 --> 00:34:15,041
[chuckling] You know, this room
is crazy big.
594
00:34:15,075 --> 00:34:16,543
Yeah.
595
00:34:16,577 --> 00:34:20,280
I'm meeting Cappie at Dobler's,
if you want to come.
596
00:34:20,314 --> 00:34:21,848
Nah, I'm good.
597
00:34:21,882 --> 00:34:26,719
But, um, tell him
I'm sorry for his loss.
598
00:34:26,754 --> 00:34:29,155
Oh, and when you see Rusty,
599
00:34:29,189 --> 00:34:34,093
let him know that I thought it was pretty
cool how he stood up to Lasker like that.
600
00:34:34,128 --> 00:34:36,396
It was, huh?
601
00:34:36,430 --> 00:34:38,464
Um, I'll tell him you said so.
602
00:34:43,037 --> 00:34:46,272
You know... I was wrong.
603
00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:50,643
When I told you to be
careful with Rusty.
604
00:34:52,813 --> 00:34:56,115
He's a lot stronger than I gave
him credit for.
605
00:35:07,895 --> 00:35:09,829
You should've seen Rusty today.
You would've been proud.
606
00:35:09,863 --> 00:35:11,698
I already am.
607
00:35:12,866 --> 00:35:14,133
Hey, Crappie.
608
00:35:15,469 --> 00:35:16,536
The name's Cappie.
609
00:35:19,006 --> 00:35:21,774
And thanks for
your support today.
610
00:35:21,809 --> 00:35:25,445
Yeah, well... you know, seeing
Casey make that choice.
611
00:35:25,479 --> 00:35:27,013
And join you on the other side?
612
00:35:27,047 --> 00:35:29,115
It helped me realize
what really matters.
613
00:35:29,149 --> 00:35:31,317
Segal looked pissed, huh?
614
00:35:31,352 --> 00:35:32,485
Oh, he wants to see us both.
615
00:35:32,519 --> 00:35:33,987
I bet he does.
616
00:35:34,021 --> 00:35:37,390
I guess it's time
to start groveling.
617
00:35:37,424 --> 00:35:38,658
I'm not going to.
618
00:35:41,161 --> 00:35:43,630
I don't want to have to
compromise what I believe in.
619
00:35:43,664 --> 00:35:48,134
Law school, or defending Evil Corp
or Lasker Parkes, or whomever.
620
00:35:48,168 --> 00:35:50,536
It's not me.
621
00:35:50,571 --> 00:35:52,705
What am I supposed to do now?
622
00:35:52,740 --> 00:35:58,544
Go to Washington,
no law degree? No plan?
623
00:35:59,980 --> 00:36:01,014
Why the hell not?
624
00:36:05,886 --> 00:36:10,823
Yeah... why the hell not?
I'll go with you.
625
00:36:10,858 --> 00:36:13,059
I got one more final to pass,
then I can graduate.
626
00:36:13,093 --> 00:36:14,994
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You can graduate?
627
00:36:15,029 --> 00:36:17,530
- Accidentally.
- What?
628
00:36:17,564 --> 00:36:20,767
- What about KT?
- After today, I'm pretty sure Rusty can handle it.
629
00:36:21,902 --> 00:36:23,603
We'll figure it out together.
630
00:36:36,550 --> 00:36:38,685
As it should be.
631
00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:40,586
There's just one problem.
632
00:36:40,621 --> 00:36:42,488
I've barely studied
for my last class.
633
00:36:42,523 --> 00:36:43,923
- Then we should get going!
- Go!
634
00:36:43,957 --> 00:36:45,591
- Are you...
- Yeah, yeah, go.
635
00:36:47,227 --> 00:36:48,895
Bye!
636
00:36:51,632 --> 00:36:53,066
[♪ The Weepies:
Living In Twilight]
637
00:36:53,100 --> 00:36:57,537
♪ Have a drink,the sky is sinking ♪
638
00:36:57,571 --> 00:37:02,208
♪ Toward a deeper blue ♪
639
00:37:02,242 --> 00:37:04,143
♪ And you're still all right ♪
640
00:37:04,978 --> 00:37:07,213
- Hey.
- Hi.
641
00:37:08,682 --> 00:37:09,949
So, you're moving out.
642
00:37:09,983 --> 00:37:12,652
Couldn't live on the futon
forever, huh?
643
00:37:12,686 --> 00:37:15,188
Yeah.
644
00:37:15,222 --> 00:37:17,824
Well, I have a rule that
I don't date roommates.
645
00:37:17,858 --> 00:37:22,562
It's kind of a new rule, since
I've only ever lived with girls.
646
00:37:22,596 --> 00:37:26,299
Mostly your sister, and this
really big rat in New York.
647
00:37:26,333 --> 00:37:29,469
Neither of whom I
wanted to date. But...
648
00:37:29,503 --> 00:37:31,270
...now.
649
00:37:32,539 --> 00:37:34,107
You want to date me?
650
00:37:37,745 --> 00:37:43,049
♪ We are always livingin twilight ♪
651
00:37:57,249 --> 00:38:00,278
Can you just wait two more minutes?
I know Cappie will be here any second.
652
00:38:00,352 --> 00:38:03,154
'The only true wisdom is in knowing
you know nothing.' Socrates.
653
00:38:03,889 --> 00:38:06,557
OK, well, Socrates didn't text.
654
00:38:07,593 --> 00:38:08,864
I'm here! I'm here!
I'm sorry!
655
00:38:09,061 --> 00:38:13,731
[stammering] I overslept because
I was up all night preparing,
656
00:38:14,399 --> 00:38:16,567
and then my house was torn down,
657
00:38:17,503 --> 00:38:19,670
and I, I just, I need this
credit to graduate.
658
00:38:20,639 --> 00:38:23,474
Class is over. I'm afraid
you have no more time.
659
00:38:27,646 --> 00:38:29,380
But what is time?
660
00:38:33,819 --> 00:38:36,654
I see you've been
paying attention.
661
00:38:37,156 --> 00:38:40,525
OK... you can present.
662
00:38:41,393 --> 00:38:44,162
For your final,
I just have one question.
663
00:38:44,363 --> 00:38:45,163
Why?
664
00:38:45,497 --> 00:38:48,900
Because you're lazy? [laughs]
I'm just joking.
665
00:38:52,771 --> 00:38:56,140
Well, the first thing you asked us at
the beginning of the semester was,
666
00:38:56,608 --> 00:38:56,841
'Why are we here?'
667
00:38:57,643 --> 00:38:59,277
Well, I thought about that.
A lot.
668
00:38:59,778 --> 00:39:01,012
We all have a purpose.
669
00:39:02,014 --> 00:39:04,549
And our purpose is to
figure out our purpose.
670
00:39:05,117 --> 00:39:05,783
That's what college is.
671
00:39:06,385 --> 00:39:08,553
So why college? Why CRU?
672
00:39:10,222 --> 00:39:13,324
The truth is, I chose CRU because a
friend of mine from camp was going here.
673
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,860
Then I chose to rush a fraternity,
and I made new friends,
674
00:39:17,296 --> 00:39:21,532
and college has been everythingI
could've ever imagined it to be...
675
00:39:22,034 --> 00:39:22,266
so I kept thinking,
676
00:39:23,202 --> 00:39:24,535
why would I everwant to leave this place?
677
00:39:25,070 --> 00:39:27,071
But then I realized...
678
00:39:28,140 --> 00:39:30,441
...that there's so much left
to learn, and experience,
679
00:39:30,943 --> 00:39:31,309
and look forward to.
680
00:39:32,177 --> 00:39:35,179
And now I'm graduating...hopefully...
681
00:39:36,648 --> 00:39:38,516
...and heading out into the real
world with the love of my life,
682
00:39:39,051 --> 00:39:39,917
who was my purpose.
683
00:39:40,586 --> 00:39:43,321
So, today, I'm here to graduate.
684
00:39:44,223 --> 00:39:45,590
And tomorrow?Well, that's hard to say,
685
00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:49,193
because I have no ideawhere I'll be.
686
00:39:49,828 --> 00:39:50,962
Nice hat.
687
00:39:54,499 --> 00:39:55,800
This is your real name?
688
00:39:56,668 --> 00:39:59,704
[laughing] "Captain
John Paul Jones"?
689
00:40:00,305 --> 00:40:00,504
How did we never know that?
690
00:40:01,740 --> 00:40:03,574
Congratulations, Cappie. This is
an emotional day for all of us.
691
00:40:04,476 --> 00:40:08,012
I guess we should drink
to KT's newest alum.
692
00:40:08,647 --> 00:40:09,914
[Casey] Oh.
693
00:40:10,649 --> 00:40:11,349
And to Calvin!
694
00:40:12,084 --> 00:40:13,818
We're gonna miss you
next semester.
695
00:40:14,820 --> 00:40:16,520
You're going abroad, right?
Going to help people.
696
00:40:17,623 --> 00:40:19,323
Yeah, we leave for India the
first week of the new year.
697
00:40:19,791 --> 00:40:20,958
Not playing it safe.
698
00:40:21,159 --> 00:40:21,692
Hey.
699
00:40:22,160 --> 00:40:22,894
Best way to play.
700
00:40:23,729 --> 00:40:26,497
- Dale lavaliered me!
- [all cheer]
701
00:40:28,934 --> 00:40:29,834
I brought this here as well.
702
00:40:30,235 --> 00:40:31,669
Oh, you didn't.
703
00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:35,539
- And this!
- [Ashleigh]Oh my God!
704
00:40:38,777 --> 00:40:40,778
They say that if you sit
in it and it fits,
705
00:40:41,246 --> 00:40:42,546
you're KT President.
706
00:40:43,348 --> 00:40:44,782
Go ahead, try it out.
707
00:40:46,418 --> 00:40:47,985
Do a test drive there.
708
00:40:48,320 --> 00:40:49,787
Test it out.
709
00:40:51,189 --> 00:40:52,256
Oh!
710
00:40:53,058 --> 00:40:55,660
And the transfer of power
is complete!
711
00:40:56,261 --> 00:40:58,729
You are my legacy, Spitter.
712
00:40:59,965 --> 00:41:01,065
Here's to the new KT President.
713
00:41:01,400 --> 00:41:03,968
[cheering]
714
00:41:05,804 --> 00:41:07,171
Shots! Shots! Shots!
715
00:41:07,739 --> 00:41:11,909
And to Cappie! The best...
716
00:41:14,513 --> 00:41:16,447
Long live KT!
717
00:41:19,918 --> 00:41:21,152
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
718
00:41:21,787 --> 00:41:23,654
[girl] Yeah!
719
00:41:28,393 --> 00:41:30,962
I'm sorry I'm leaving again.
720
00:41:31,763 --> 00:41:32,897
Well, I'm not
following you this time.
721
00:41:33,665 --> 00:41:37,568
I have my own apartment,
my own job.
722
00:41:38,103 --> 00:41:39,503
And a new relationship.
723
00:41:40,439 --> 00:41:42,106
Take care of each other.
724
00:41:46,211 --> 00:41:48,079
I can't believe you're
making me hire a new house mom.
725
00:41:48,747 --> 00:41:52,183
Oh, I will miss the sorority.
726
00:41:55,220 --> 00:41:56,454
And you.
727
00:41:57,356 --> 00:41:58,756
I know.
728
00:41:59,624 --> 00:42:02,493
[♪ Andrew Belle:
My Oldest Friend]
729
00:42:06,665 --> 00:42:08,532
♪ That I was only lookin outfor me ♪
730
00:42:09,501 --> 00:42:12,503
♪ Instead of gettin youthe help you need ♪
731
00:42:13,238 --> 00:42:18,476
♪ Who do you think you are? ♪
732
00:42:19,144 --> 00:42:21,078
♪ Who do I think I am? ♪
733
00:42:21,813 --> 00:42:23,781
[♪ Youth Group:
Forever Young]
734
00:42:27,152 --> 00:42:29,020
Hey, we'll see you guys
at Christmas.
735
00:42:30,956 --> 00:42:33,024
Love you.
736
00:42:34,359 --> 00:42:36,527
- Bye.
- Bye.
737
00:42:40,065 --> 00:42:42,533
- Hey, keep in touch, man.
- You too.
738
00:42:43,101 --> 00:42:44,201
Thanks.
739
00:42:44,469 --> 00:42:46,470
Case.
740
00:42:51,977 --> 00:42:53,310
It arrived this morning.
741
00:42:56,548 --> 00:42:59,183
And, since you were such an integral
part of us winning the Golden Lily,
742
00:42:59,818 --> 00:43:00,351
I'd like to give it to you.
743
00:43:01,019 --> 00:43:02,286
Oh my God, I couldn't possibly.
744
00:43:03,188 --> 00:43:06,090
I said I'd like to,
not that I was going to.
745
00:43:08,060 --> 00:43:08,659
Have a safe trip.
746
00:43:09,094 --> 00:43:10,995
- Bye.
- Bye.
747
00:43:14,866 --> 00:43:17,768
Well, Dale, this is it.
748
00:43:18,770 --> 00:43:21,105
You could've been the
future Mrs. Dale Kettlewell.
749
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:24,909
- Never forget that.
- I won't.
750
00:43:26,545 --> 00:43:28,779
[mumbles]
751
00:43:30,148 --> 00:43:32,216
Don't forget that either.
752
00:43:33,118 --> 00:43:35,853
- Dale?
- Bye, buddy.
753
00:43:39,858 --> 00:43:42,193
Take care of my sister for me,
OK?
754
00:43:42,494 --> 00:43:44,528
I promise.
755
00:43:50,969 --> 00:43:52,837
I love you, Casey.
756
00:43:53,238 --> 00:43:55,639
I love you, too.
757
00:44:03,315 --> 00:44:04,482
See you later.
758
00:44:05,117 --> 00:44:06,117
You ready?
759
00:44:06,118 --> 00:44:08,953
[inhaling deeply] Yeah.
760
00:44:10,856 --> 00:44:12,790
Bye, guys!
761
00:44:13,859 --> 00:44:15,659
Take care.
762
00:44:27,506 --> 00:44:32,376
So, um... where to?
763
00:44:35,447 --> 00:44:37,281
Wherever you're going.
764
00:44:38,350 --> 00:44:41,485
♪ I want to be forever young ♪
765
00:44:41,786 --> 00:44:42,686
[exhaling]
766
00:44:43,588 --> 00:44:46,690
♪ Do you reallywant to live forever ♪
767
00:44:48,326 --> 00:44:49,493
[honks]
768
00:44:49,694 --> 00:44:52,196
Bye!
769
00:44:52,396 --> 00:45:02,596
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