All language subtitles for Greek s04e03 Cross Examined Life.eng

Previously on Greek...

- So how is the real world?
- [Blows whistle]

- Oh. - Tell rusty I'm using
my not-rape taxi whistle.

- Talk to you later, bye.
- Your lsat score was higher than mine.

- So was my gpa.
- Careful, Cartwright.

I've been accepted
into cru law.

- I'm ready to kick your ass in law school.
- Bring it. And me, too.

- What do you want?
- I want you to want more for yourself.

Because you deserve it for you,
not just for me.

- [Rusty] I don't remember him from photos.
- Me neither, but he's a legacy.

- [Cappie] Welcome to kt.
- New pledge spidey!

Maybe you should try being one of the guys.
What about joining a fraternity?

Which one of you little maniacs
wants to bid me first?

- Dale, what are you doing here?
- Picking the number one house.

- Congratulations. - I cannot wait
to see how rusty takes this news.

- Oh, hey, the roommate returneth.
- [Rusty] Hey.

With youeth.

Yeah.
We've been at Dana's.

Her roommate was out
of town for the weekend.

Yeah. So we started re-watching
lost from the beginning

to count the number of questions
that they never answered.

Then we started
pretending we were lost,

and couldn't get off
the island of her bed.

Huh...

Classes start tomorrow.
How've you been?

Oh, yeah.
Upper division, baby!

You know, we haven't had a chance to talk
since rush, but I'm sorry kt didn't work out.

We can only take legacies because
of the Jack-ass Omega chis.

That's a little harsh. How do you know
another fraternity didn't go after me?

We should do something to cheer you up.
Something crazy.

Ooh! We could
have a dinner party!

- A dinner party?
- A murder mystery dinner party!

And I'll cook.
It'll be tofu, couscous and murder!

- Sure. It'll be killer fun.
- Yeah!

I'm actually
gonna be, uh, pretty busy.

- Why are you wearing an Omega chi pledge pin?
- I'm pledging Omega chi!

- Omega who?
- Let's go, plebe!

You got more Mayo-ritos to finish!
What do you say?!

Thank you, sir,
may I have another?

- Sorry about the door, Rus.
- Yeah. Don't...

What are you doing up?

Can't sleep.

I miss summer.

And Evan.

Well, I appreciate you respecting
the "no boys upstairs" rule.

Huh?

Oh, sure.

And he wanted to get a good night's sleep
before his first day of law school.

Torts and civil
procedures tomorrow. [Laughs]

I'm re-reading
the first 20 chapters.

Seriously,
it is so much material.

It makes me wonder if it
would have been this bad at GW.

- Well, I'm glad you're here.
- Really?

'Cause this is the last of the Cheesaritos, and
it's your job as house mom to go get more.

- That's why we let you stay here for free.
- It is on my list.

Right after I learn what
habeas corpus means.

- Night.
- Night.

[Door knob rattling]

Come on,
it is a four-digit code.

How did we survive without
a house mom for so...?

Rebecca! Rebecca!

[Groans]

I have a fire... pokey-thing!

- [Girl] Casey?
- Burglar?

- Ashleigh!
- [Screaming, laughing]

Oh, my God!
You changed the keypad code!

- What are you doing here?
- Ashleigh!

- Is this your first grown-up vacay?
- Yeah. Well, kind of.

Well, it's more of a permanent
vacay 'cause I got fired.

From your dream job?

I'm so sorry.

And I'm so not
done hugging you.

- [Both laughing]
- Another one's back.

Come on in, sis.

Sync by n17t01
www.addic7ed.com

- [Ashleigh] We stayed up too
late, didn't we? - No way.

I haven't seen you in months.
And I still think what faith did sucks.

Those hours, all that running around, and
then she fires you? You were unpaid!

I know! I'm so glad to be
back here with you,

and all my friends,
and free food.

[Laughs] Well,
it's not exactly free.

Whatever.
You're such a house mom.

- How's that going?
- Um... so far, so good.

It bought a lot of goodwill
with my parents,

who were less than thrilled with
my game of musical law schools.

Oh, what did your parents say?

Oh, they said I could always move back home.
And pay rent.

And work in my dad's accounting firm.
That'd just be New York with math.

- So you're definitely not going
back to New York? - I'm not sure.

- How long are you staying?
- Calm down, the closer.

[Chuckles] I have no idea
what I'm going to do.

I had this great plan and now I
don't, so I'm kinda freaking out.

So for now, I plan to eat
this toast and take a shower

and have no regrets
about quitting.

- I thought you said you were fired.
- Yeah. Well, it was mutual.

You know, creative differences.
What time does your class start?

- Oh, crap. Have I got to go.
- Wait! Hold on!

- I made you lunch.
- Aw!

Ten tater chips,
four slices of Turkey

and a cookie
the size of my head.

- You're welcome.
- Well, I'm glad you're back.

- For however long you're here.
- Me, too.

- So are you ready for your first day of law school?
- Ready as I'll ever be.

What...?

- Spidey?
- I reported for pledge duties,

but, uh, the brothers
were unresponsive.

Wow. I'm off to class.

Cap? It's, like, 9:30.

Am. In the morning.

Yeah. I'm trying this
semester, remember?

That's great, but we have an emergency.
Dale's pledging Omega chi.

Really? You know,
if I think about it,

Dale's always had a proclivity to
joining cult-like institutions.

Listen to me. "Proclivity.
" I'm not even in class yet.

- We hate the Omega chis, right?
- Hey, pledge spidey,

could you tidy up a little bit
while cappie and I talk?

- I think they gave Dale a bid just to mess with me.
- It wouldn't surprise me.

Maybe they were the ones who
called the cops on our rush party

to get back at us
for spring break.

I bet daley will drop out
before anything bad happens.

He's far too gentle a soul
to fraternize with such nimrods.

What if we make him a kt first?

- We can only take legacies.
- What if we come up with a way

- to make him a legacy? - Yeah, but how are you...
? Spidey, just leave it.

If you get killed,
we don't have any more pledges.

Ok. We need Dale here.
We're the house he really wanted.

Besides, our one pledge
is kind of a dud, anyway.

- He's not that bad.
- Help me! Help me! Help me!

- I'll go save spider-woman.
- I'll save Dale.

Sh...

There you are.

Hey, cappie. You do
realize it's 10am, right?

Uh, I believe
our truce is over.

Look, I didn't bust the kt rush
party, if that's what you think.

No, no, no, I'm sure there
are plenty of Omega chis

who needed to screw us over so they
could make up for an election scandal

and get back in the good graces
of their dumb-ass brothers.

Well, I still come in peace.

Ha!

So a little ancient philosophy

to cleanse the palate
of the soul?

I guess so. I heard
the Professor was cool.

- What about you?
- I'm trying this year.

Which means a panoply of pre-noon
classes has opened up before me.

[Woman] Welcome, truth-seekers.

And congratulations
on taking a brave first step

beyond the confines of Cru's
all-too-familiar

"memorize and spew" curriculum.

There are no tests, unless you
count the personal challenges

inherent in any true
philosophical journey.

No tests? Is this
what happens before noon?

- I freaking love morning-time. - ...
Socrates, one of the founders

of Western philosophy,
who believed that all you need

to discover the secrets of
the universe is a question.

This ideology birthed
the socratic method,

a series of questions
from teacher to student,

designed to force one
to examine one's own beliefs

to achieve a higher sense
of understanding and truth.

Higher sense of understanding?
I think I'd do better with tests.

Your first assignment
will be to pick a partner.

One of you will assume the role of socrates,
the other one, his star pupil, Plato.

Have a dialogue and see where you get.
Your prompt?

- "Why are we here?
" - I was just gonna ask myself that.

- Partners?
- Uh, well,

I guess if I'm gonna discover the secrets of
the universe with anyone, it's gonna be you.

You flatter me.
And you're correct.

[Scoffs]

Oh... hey, hey!

Psst! Why didn't you
save me a seat?

And miss a chance to see you
squirming in the front row?

I was here 20 minutes early
to get this one.

Fair enough, chambers.
Game on.

Every man and woman
for him or herself.

Like that old law school adage: "Look
to your left, look to your right..."

"One of them won't be here"?
I hope for your sake that isn't true.

Hi, Jan Carnes, my husband Jim.
Northwestern undergrads.

And fellow first year
lambs to the slaughter.

- [All laugh] - [Man] Welcome,
welcome, welcome, first years,

to the... study of torts.

By now, you've done the reading,
you've noticed the copious material.

It gets worse and we move fast, so I suggest
you find a damn good study group asap.

- [All chuckle]
- Torts is defined

as the body of law concerned
with civil wrongs.

Torts differs from criminal law by, among
other things, the burden of proof.

Would you care to illuminate that
difference for me, Mr... Chambers?

Yeah. Uh, the burden of proof
in criminal law,

it differs from torts
in as such... that, um...

Would anyone care to help out
miss teen South Carolina?

[Laughter]

You. Yes? In the red.
Name, please?

Um, Casey Cartwright. And I think what Mr.
Chambers meant to say

is that criminal cases must be
proven beyond a reasonable doubt

and civil cases only require a
preponderance of the evidence.

Chambers. It's no free pass
being the progeny of the elite.

I believe it took jfk, Jr.
Three tries to pass the bar.

That's good, Ms. Cartwright.

Now, how about Mrs. carnes?

In the lange motors case,
from the reading,

was sexual harassment proved by
a preponderance of the evidence?

In that case, yes, but the facts to me
implied that she might've been lying.

Which, in that event, hurts
real sexual harassment victims.

Interesting. Anyone care to
cite a present-day example?

- You, sir, name?
- Jim carnes.

Uh, we heard about one right
here at cru law, right?

Someone contested their admissions
denial and claimed sexual harassment.

- I'm not familiar.
- [Jan] Apparently, this woman,

who received an unfavorable
letter of recommendation,

claimed the guy was biased because
she was having sex with him

- and had it rescinded so she could get in.
- Well... [clears throat]

Does she have a case?
Mr. chambers?

Uh, she doesn't need one.
She got in.

I would imagine. [Clears throat]

Legality aside,
if she had sex with the guy

and still received a bad rec,

it sounds like not getting into law
school isn't her only problem.

[Laughter]

- Or maybe she didn't have sex
with him at all. - Or that also.

- Elaborate, Ms. Cartwright.
- What I meant to say

is that when dealing
with a preponderance,

there's always room for doubt.
Maybe we're all misinformed.

Maybe she didn't have sex with him and
that's why he wrote the bad letter.

Maybe she confronted him, for all we
know, and that's why he rescinded it.

I mean, what proof do you...

Or we, for that matter, have?

[Professor] Hm. Ah...

Ok, causation.

[Exhales] Right.

Hey, your text
said it was urgent.

Hey. Yeah, I just...
What happened to you?

This? Just some new gear
I flipped at the mall.

I'm on my way to a pledge
mixer with the pi pi pis.

- You mean the tri pis?
- I just wanna look sharp for the ladies, right?

Well, you look like
a teen movie villain.

And you look like the nerdy girl
before her makeover.

- Oh! - What if I told
you there's a way

to get you out of those shirts
and into a better fraternity?

I'd say that's impossible.

- What's this? - Meet your new Uncle
on your mother's side, Conrad Liddell.

My friend's a
criminal psych major.

So she scanned your photo
and then mocked up

- what you could look like at 50.
- Pretty authentic, right?

With those jowls? I look like
Michael Douglas in a wind tunnel.

The real Conrad Liddell
was a kappa tau at uva.

This will make you a legacy so you can
rush kappa tau and wear whatever you want.

I don't want to wear
whatever I want.

The guys say you should dress for the
job you want, not the one you have.

That's pretty smart, right?

Look, I think they might
be leading you on, ok?

It's not a real bid.
They're just messing with you

to get back at me and kappa tau
for spring break.

You know what?
It is a real bid.

So you can take your
Conrad Liddell glamour shot

and stick it in
your bunsen burner.

Rusty's just
looking out for you.

Yeah? Ok. Well, the Omega chis
want me for me.

So just accept that,
you kappa tau.

So besides picking up trash,
what else do kt pledges do?

Party, pranks,
general campus mayhem.

One time I TP'd my neighbor's house,
but then I cleaned it up the next day

- 'cause he got mad.
- Pledge spidey!

Stand completely still
and silent for five minutes!

Hey, pledge educator.
How's the kt crop coming?

Oh, they're great.
He's great. It's great.

- And the Omega chi crop?
- Oh, yeah, they're great.

- Even Dale?
- I know, I can't believe it either,

- but he's way into pledging.
- But are you way into him?

I mean, he's not exactly ripped from
the pages of a j. Crew catalog.

We don't all look like j. Crew models.
Have you seen Marco lately?

Dale's the guy who started u-sag to
destroy fraternities a couple years ago.

He's got a glow-in-the-dark
Jesus hanging above his bed.

Admit it, you guys
are screwing with him.

Do you really think
that we would do that?

- That I would do that?
- So, what happened?

Did you sell Dale
to them before bid night?

I didn't have to, Rus,
'cause I wasn't even there.

They like what he brings.
He respects tradition.

He's a complete gentleman.
And he makes a huge effort.

- Dale's pledging is legit?
- Completely.

[Peter grunts]

My equilibrium's
off for some reason.

[Ashleigh] Ok. So in Manhattan,

here's how we check to see if
our cosmos have been roofied.

So dip your finger
in it like so,

and then dab the circle on the
special coasters I gave you.

- And if it turns blue...
- You're pregnant?

If you don't do it right.

[Ashleigh] Oh, Casey!

A toast to Casey's

- first day of law school!
- Oh, thanks.

No, wait!
That might've been roofied!

Ah! What difference
does it make?

Everyone at law school thinks
I slept my way in anyway.

Wait, what? How?

The Joel-thing made it
out of the admissions office,

through the rumor mill, and somehow
I became an opportunistic slut.

But you didn't do
anything wrong.

Then why do I feel like Betsy
when she told everyone

she didn't puke in the DVD player
after winter formal junior year?

I didn't!

Ok, but these are law students.
Aren't they supposed to know the truth,

and handle it and stuff?

- Yeah... - [Rebecca] One
thing I learned from my dad:

Deny, deny, deny. And if you can't
deny, pin it on someone else.

No, I'm not gonna do that.
This isn't the Greek system.

This is law school,
these are mature adults.

I'm going to go in there
and plead my case.

Well, I'll drink to that!

Well, you seem less
freaked out than this morning.

Because you know what's better
than being in college?

Being at college and not having to go to class.
I had the best day ever!

I had no school, no job.
It was like summer in September.

- I got a pedicure.
- Oh!

I hate you and I'm so sick of school already.
I can't stand it.

Ok, now I am in the
mood for that toast.

Oh! And look at our coasters.
There are no roofies in our drinks.

- Cheers!
- Yay!

No roofies.

- Oh, dibs on socrates.
- How come I have to be the student?

Because Plato's
symposium is a...

"Handbook for those embarking
on a homoerotic-spiritual path."

- Really?
- Now, tell me, young Plato,

- why are we here?
- Because we're doing this assignment.

But why are we
doing this assignment?

Because the
Professor told us to.

- Ok, a little help, Plato.
- Ok, um...

I'm here because I'm
interested in examining life,

and my life
and why I do what I do.

And why do you think you do the things you
do, the way you do the things you do?

Because...

I don't know how to answer that.
This all sounds like stoner talk.

- Well, we could, if you
think it'd help. - What?

- No.
- As your intellectual midwife,

- I really think it would help loosen up your...
- This is for a real grade.

What? Come on.
"Why are we here?"

She's ordering us to get high.

You know what?
I have a better idea.

One that doesn't
involve us getting high.

[Scoffs] You say that
like it's a good thing.

You got in pretty
late last night.

I had a pledge thing at the
fraternity that doesn't want me.

Look, I was
out of line earlier.

Apparently,
Omega chi totally wants you.

Which is... great.

But why do you want them?
Out of all the fraternities on campus,

you picked the one house that's the
epitome of the Greek system you hated

and one currently I
don't care for either.

Not everything in the
Greek system is about you.

What about God?
I mean, did you talk to him?

- Or your parents?
- Most pre-war fraternities

were founded on Christian values, including Omega chi.
We're a divine institution.

My parents offered
to pay my pledge dues.

My dad even chuckled when
I told him about the branding.

- What branding?
- You know, just a little... [hisses]

Action right there.
Omega chi.

They're gonna brand
their letters on your ass?

No, I'm just a pledge.
I can't get all the letters.

- Just the "x.
" - Because it marks the spot of a moron?

Kt doesn't even do any of that.

Because Omega means "the end,"

and there is no end
to Omega chi.

You get an Omega when
you've done pledging,

to remind you that even though your
time as a novice is complete, you...

I shouldn't be telling
you any of this.

You shouldn't know any of this.
It's like you joined a cult.

They told me you'd say that.

Hey, guys. I'd like to set
the record straight.

I am, in fact, the woman who protested
the admissions recommendation letter.

But I can assure you that I
was nothing more than the victim

of a personal attack
by someone I trusted.

And did not have sex with.
He eventually plead guilty to what he did,

and subsequently said he
would rescind said letter.

So here I am.

And may I remind you,

torts, preponderance
of the evidence.

Ok, thanks.

You know,
I took a summer prep class.

I'm so ready to dive in
and give it a hundred percent.

- So can I join your study group?
- Yeah, no.

- We don't have enough chairs.
- Well, I can bring a chair over.

- Right, Evan? - Yes, she can.
She's very strong.

How well do you
two know each other?

- We used to date.
- Oh, Evan,

- did you work in undergrad admissions?
- Ok, what is your problem?

Our problem is we have 30 cases
to summarize by next week.

We want the best students in the class,
not someone who got in on a technicality.

- I would be a total asset.
- It's taken you...

Don't even go there.

I aced the lsat.
I got better grades than Evan.

I'm just trying
to plead my case.

Well, if you're just trying
to plead your case,

then you should know that
your argument is flawed.

It's totally based on hearsay.

Ok. There's cutthroat, and then
there's just being an ass.

And you are the latter.

Case, wait up.

Thanks for nothing back there.

I'm sorry, but you called me out and
I got caught up in the competition.

You're the one that said
every man for himself.

You had no problem
showing me up in class.

That's when I thought we were
dealing with adults in there.

Law school is worse than the Greek system.
It's like junior high!

- "We don't have enough chairs."
- [Laughs]

Look, maybe the pressure
brings out the worst in us,

but summer jobs and scholarships
are on the line. Especially mine.

Well, at least you
have a study group.

- Forget it, I will think of something.
- Why don't you talk to Segal?

See if he can assign you
to a group or something.

Oh, great, now I'm rusty
in High School.

The meaning of life?
I don't think so.

- It was just a bunch of skits.
- Ok, you're right.

The movie had nothing to do with the
meaning of life or why we're here.

But you totally laughed when
that guy ate until he exploded.

- Cautionary tales are funny.
- [Ashleigh] Calvin!

- Hey! How are you? You're back.
- Hey!

- Yeah! - Ashleigh, I
haven't talked to you

- since that phone call when you told me I suck.
- And I still think you do.

- Well, good day, then.
- Good day to you.

- So, Calvin...
- I said good day, sir!

Wow. I see you brought some
of that New York edge with you.

- What are you doing back?
- Oh, licking my wounds.

Trying to find someone to play with.
Everyone has boring class.

Hard to believe,
considering we're in college.

I have to finish an assignment.
I'm trying to figure out the meaning of life

- and why I'm here.
- [Laughs] Well, while you're at it,

can you figure out why I'm here, instead of
staying one step ahead of the zeitgeist?

What happened?

I just thought that if I came back
home, everything would be better.

But everyone has something to do.
Even you, figuring out the meaning of life.

- I am purposeless.
- Ooh. I can relate.

Please. You're, like, the most
figured-out person I know.

[Laughs] Thanks.

Um, I think I'm gonna
go home and take a nap.

So, um, have fun examining
your life with cappie.

And I bet he tries
to get you stoned.

[Laughs]

Why the hell not?

He called it
a divine institution.

Omega chi? Now, he's
getting his butt branded?

I think Dale wants more than
just tradition and brotherhood.

- I can relate.
- It's week one, spidey. Be patient.

- He wants to meet a girl.
- We'll get you that, too.

- That'd be nice.
- No, I meant Dale.

All we have to do is find him a girl
before Omega chi does and he'll drop out.

- A little divine intervention,
if you will. - I will.

- But how?
- At our murder mystery party!

- Or the...
- Oh, no, come on!

We can have all the tradition and
costumes and crazy fun of a fraternity

right here in a very safe,
controlled environment.

Top it off with
a pretty girl for Dale.

The only question is how
are we gonna get him here?

The answer is by force.

Um, Professor Segal?

Ms. Cartwright.

Could I talk to you
about yesterday?

I wanted to address the rumors
about how I got into cru law.

How you got in is irrelevant.
You're here now. Do your best.

Yes, but I need you
to know that I got in on merit.

And I need to know that the false
things other students say about me

- won't affect the way that you judge me.
- It won't.

Your performance in class
is all that matters.

Great. Um...

But I know that you said
that it's really important

that we get into a study group,
and the other students

have frozen me out because of
this rumor that isn't even true.

- So could you assign me to a group?
- Sure.

Do you want me to make an
announcement in class?

No. Unless you want to.

Sure, I can pick you up
some diapers while I'm at it.

I'm not your nanny,
I'm your law Professor.

How your classmates treat you
is not my concern.

But I didn't do anything wrong.

This is an adversarial
profession, Ms. Cartwright.

How you deal with it will determine
your success or your failure.

Ok?

[Trip] All right, ladies.
Iron's hot.

We're starting with
your first pledge bro.

As interim president, let me be the
first to welcome you to Omega chi.

Ok. Here we go.

On three.

One, two, three!

- [Sizzling]
- [Groaning]

- Ow!
- Ooh!

[Banging on door]

[Shouting]

Spidey, run interference.
Go, go, go!

Rusty? Ah!

Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!

The condor is away!
Egress, egress!

Hello.

- [Laughter] - Ok, you guys
are really freaking me out.

[Soft rock plays]

♪ Sit back, take a rest ♪

Oh, my gosh!
He looks like a rabbit.

- Who?
- Him.

No, his ears are too short.

He looks like, um, link
from legend of Zelda, you know?

- [Laughing]
- Know what I mean?

Man, I'm so glad we came
around to your idea,

- but, um...
- But what?

- What?
- What?

- Was I talking?
- [Both laughing]

Oh.

- You know what?
- Hm?

[British accent] I'm gonna explode
like that guy in the movie.

- [Groaning]
- [Laughing]

- Oh, man, like a piñata.
- Wait a minute, wait a minute.

- We gotta do this assignment.
- Oh, right.

- Ok.
- Ok.

- Ok.
- Why am I here?

- Right.
- [Sighs] Why am I here?

Oh, dude.
Oh, my gosh. I got it.

Oh, God, ok.
Listen to this, right?

Ok. How do I say this? Um...

Ok, so basically there's, like, a lot
of reasons, right, why we're here.

But the reasons
are not as important

as the people who ask
the questions, you know?

Like any kid on campus,
or an astronaut.

Or like Rachel ray, man.

Rachel ray!

I mean, we're not...
We don't have the answers.

They do. Not me.

Not me. Not you.

So how can we know
if we're not them?

That... is...

Brilliant.

Yeah, man.

Does that even make sense?

[Mumbles]

[Both laughing]

- Oh, I made a mess.
- Oh, no!

You have chips on your butt.

[Laughing]

[Jazz plays]

I am lady fuchsia,

and welcome to murder manor, where an
unthinkable deed has just occurred.

And by that I mean... murder!

What? You kidnapped me for this?
I thought this was a kt prank.

- You embarrass yourself, sir.
- Yeah, by attending this nerd coachella.

You embarrass yourself further!

- [Laughter]
- But who did it?

[Shouts] But who did it?

None of us,

lady fuchsia, the sous chef,

not even I, the
esteemed doctor goldenrod,

nor... jockey nantucket red

is above suspicion.

All right. Um, I gotta
get back to the house.

So trip can scar you for life?

- And you think this won't?
- I saved your butt back there.

- Literally. - My butt didn't need saving.
My butt needed an "x" on it.

I know the theme's
kind of lame.

- Yeah.
- Ok.

But Dana's got a friend Molly
here and she wants to meet you.

- Hi. - The one with the
slight but sexy overbite?

Yeah. Just give it an hour..

If you two don't hit it off,
you can leave.

Man, the things
I do for a girl.

Welcome to my world.

Smashing, then!

The game's afoot!

Jockey nantucket red,

I'd like you to meet
chambermaid brown.

Hi. Nantucket.

Chambermaid. [Laughs]

I gotta drop this class.

- Well, you quit easy.
- I can't do it.

Tests and quizzes,
that I can handle.

But examining my life, you know,
trying to find some purpose?

- [Imitates gunshot] - You don't
need this class for your major?

Cappie, what do you
think my major is?

It's, um, business.

No, uh, architecture.

Architectural business...

- ...Relations?
- I don't have a major.

What?
How do I not know this?

No one does,
'cause I don't tell anyone.

'Cause I don't want anyone
to think that I'm like, uh...

Me?

Everyone thinks I'm Mr.
Together, but the truth is,

I have no idea what I'm doing.

So, what makes you happy?

Finally admitting that.
[Laughs]

Not having to try so hard to seem
like I've got it all figured out.

Being with heath,
who doesn't even know.

- And what are you afraid of?
- Picking something I hate just to pick.

And then realizing years later
that I have made a huge mistake

that I've screwed up
my entire life.

I guess if you don't pick
anything, eventually,

it'll be too late
to choose any of them.

- Hm.
- So, what do you wanna do?

Honestly, I want to do
something that matters.

Makes the world
a better place. I know.

- It's cheesy and clichéd.
- Yeah.

Uh, hey guys,
have you seen rusty?

Um...

No, Cal and I
are just here all day.

Studying. Um...
Why would you need rusty?

Well, the truth is I've been
having a horrible couple of days,

and I'm looking at a hard three-year
sentence of being the law school pariah.

And rusty knows
what that's like.

Wait, are you guys high?

Uh, not anymore.

It was for class, I swear.

Oh, for class.
Of course it was.

Casey, wait up!

So, uh, when you're not cleaning
chamberpots, what's your major?

Applied mathematics.
With a 3.86 repeating gpa.

Wow.

[Cockney accent]
And I do deduce

this one's got
a look of guilt about 'im.

- Have you been a naughty lad?
- Really?

Uh, apparently while
bridling the stallion,

- I heard a commotion in the armory.
- That's the tv area.

And the chambermaid should show you
the clue she found in the hedge maze.

Shall we?

All right. Hour's up,
gold rod. I gotta go.

- But the game's not done.
- Ok. Samir's the killer.

Based on what?

- Racial profiling?
- No, based on common sense.

You're only an assistant chef,
so you're resentful

and your job gives you easy access
to all kinds of murder weapons.

Come on. You nerds
didn't figure this out?

We nerds?
We're your circle, Dale.

We read the same books as you.
We laugh at your chemistry puns.

And don't tell me you'll meet
a girl like Molly at Omega chi.

I hope not. No offense,
but I can do better.

I didn't eat mayonnaise burritos
to date the Molly's of the world.

Wow, ok. You're the
perfect Omega chi after all.

You're snobby, shallow and just way
better than any of us losers, right?

Dale's an Omega chi?

Admit it, you can't accept that
you're no longer the only nerd

- who can fit in and join a fraternity.
- Have you met our new pledge?

Yeah, and where is he?

Maybe you should worry about your own
pledge who you left at Omega chi.

- [Door opens] - I hate this
school and everyone in it!

Stupid cappie! I thought that
he'd want to change for himself,

but there he was,
baked like a stoner freshman!

I am so stupid
for staying at cru.

Wait, I thought that you stayed
here for yourself and for rusty

- and for the great law program.
- Yeah, yeah, all that crap.

But a little bit for cappie, too,
and that's driving me crazy!

I thought if I stayed,
he'd try, finally. Maybe.

You need to forget about all
that 'cause you're here now.

Well, here, my Professor, who
grades me, thinks I'm a weak bimbo.

And here, my classmates
think that I'm a slut.

I hate here.

Well, then let's go.
I mean, we're adults.

- We can do whatever we want, right?
- No, we can't just leave.

- I can't just go.
- Yeah, you're right.

[Sighs]

But what's stopping me?

I'd save my parents
a forte on tuition.

Yeah.
Why not travel for a while?

There's so much
world out there to see!

Then I'll get a congressional
aide job and work my way up.

I'll be in Washington three years early.
I don't even need to be here.

So are we really doing this?

Hell, yes. Pack your bags,
we leave in five!

- All done.
- This is so Thelma & Louise.

- Oh, my God!
- [Laughing]

What if we get
to the grand canyon?

We keep driving.

Oh, no.

Excuse me. Excuse me.

Yeah, that's better. [Laughs]

I guess spider-man
does stick to walls.

- [Laughter]
- [Muffled speech]

Not funny. Ok.

Brace yourself.

- You ass face!
- Ass what?

You're the worst pledge
educator in history, ever!

- Spidey, calm down.
- No, you calm down!

- No, you calm down.
- You forgot me at Omega chi?

I'm sorry. It's terrible
what they did to you.

At least they noticed me.

All you care about is that Dale, who
really wants to be an Omega chi.

I'd kill to be a kt,
even if I wasn't a legacy.

Because I can count on one finger how
many High School parties I went to.

I know I could use
some socialization.

And here you are,
this confident guy

who's an honors
engineering major, too.

You're an honors
engineering major?

I want to be the cool guy
for once in my life.

What's wrong with that?

You know, I wasn't
always this confident.

It's something
that I got from kappa tau.

When's that
gonna happen for me?

We'll discuss it tonight when we're putting
shaving cream on beaver when he sleeps.

It's a little game I like
to call "living dangerously."

Just don't leave me behind.

I promise you, buddy, I won't.

Now, how are we gonna
get you down from here?

You got any WD-40?
It neutralizes the adhesive.

Yeah.

Ok. So say something
about leaving Cyprus.

Um... uh, suck it, Cyprus!

Casey and ashleigh are leaving.

- [Phone rings]
- Oh, wait, hold on. Keep going.

- Keep going. - Can you just answer
it so we can get on the road?

No, I can't, 'cause it's faith.

Well, she's not settling
for voicemail.

That's pretty obsessive
for a woman who fired you.

Ok. She didn't fire me.
I left.

- I know, you said you quit.
- No, I just left.

A full-time opening came up,
and faith gave the job

to some talentless reality
wannabe from the outside,

just because she
was on the city.

- Was it Whitney port?
- Missing the point.

- Right.
- I... I went to New York

thinking friends apartment
and sex and the city soirees.

- Yes. - And yes, we both watch
way too much television.

But when I was in my
roach-filled dump

with no friends and no money,

and then you called and said
that you're not coming to dc,

and so even the slim hope

of weekend reunions
on the train was gone.

Ash, I had no idea.

Faith asked me to go
on my thousandth coffee run

and I left
and I never came back.

[Phone rings]

What if she thinks you're dead?

- [Laughs]
- No, you have to talk to her.

- She's probably worried.
- Oh. Or furious.

You can't run from her forever.

Ok. Ok.

Hi, faith. [Laughs]

Oh, yeah, I'm ok.
I'm sorry.

I just kind of freaked out about
work, and so I came back to Cyprus.

I am so, so sorry.

Yeah, I know.

I know. I'm sor...

Yeah, I know, I'll...

All I can do is apologize.

Now, I'm fired.

We can't go.

We're not kids anymore.

We can't just run away.

We're not Thelma and Louise.

Come here.

- [Knocking on window]
- [Gasps]

Hey, case! Where are
we on those Cheesaritos?

Yes, I am getting you
the Cheesaritos.

[Rebecca] Appreciate it.

[Laughing]

Beaver caught me putting
shaving cream in his hair.

This is my punishment for not
putting up enough resistance

to your little murder
mystery abduction.

- About earlier...
- Let's just agree to disagree

- about my new affiliation. - I don't want to do that.
I want to be excited for you.

I know this is a 180 for me.
But that doesn't have to be a bad thing, right?

Isn't that why you
joined kappa tau? To change?

I guess it's hard for me to accept because
I don't think you need to change.

I appreciate that.

But I do need
to do this for me.

Just like you need to do this
murder mystery crap for Dana.

Don't worry, pledge.

I know a trick to get
the permanent ink off your face.

[Clear throat]

I did my own study
notes on all the cases.

I made extra copies,
if anyone wants them.

Don't worry,
I'm not asking to trade.

Oh, no thanks, we're covered.

Let me know
when you're uncovered.

Ok, case.

- What the hell was that?
- What did I do?

Because what? Ow.
Class... beginning.

Before we begin, I have one
brief announcement to make.

We have a newly arrived transfer
student who just got late acceptance

into the jd-mba program.

Please welcome, Ms. Parker.

Didn't you get rejected
from that program?

- Wait. Isn't that...?
- Katherine?

- Hello, Casey! - Hey, if you're
looking for a study group...

Can you not interrupt me while I'm
waving to my friend, thank you.

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